niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Harlan Ellison:  I want to have your children .
Robin Williams: Yeah , well , I 've got _ three _ , I 'll send one over .
Output: children
Dr. Joan Watson:  I 'm not your sober companion anymore , but I know a relapse trigger when I see _ one _ .
Output: trigger
Davey Hewitt:  That 's what the warden told me to do - workin ' my way up again from the bottom of the stall .
Jim Hardie: Well , he told you right , boy . You 're still young . You can build a good life for yourself .
Davey Hewitt: Save your breath . The judge gave the same lecture .
Jim Hardie: He also gave you two years when he could have given you _ twenty _ . It might be well if you remembered that .
Output: years
Dick Turpin:  America ?
Jane Harding: Why not ? You could start a new life .
Dick Turpin: Well I haven't finished this _ one _ yet .
Jane Harding: With a new name ...
Dick Turpin: What 's wrong with Turpin ?
Output: life
Dammers:  We have a body count of ... _ twenty _ eight . You 're a very dangerous man , Mr. Bannister .
Sheriff Walt Perry: For Christ 's sake , you 're not seriously suggesting that Frank is responsible for ...
Dammers: You 're way out of your depth here , Sheriff Perry . Please leave .
Sheriff Walt Perry: Frank Bannister is my prisoner .
Dammers: By the power invested in me by the president of the United States , I am telling you to get the hell out of this room .
Output: count
Toydy:  Why did you bring what I was told was a lily - white butt out in this rain ?
Sash: My butt 's white from being so numb after two days of driving . But it used to be red when we used to live in Tucson . If only you could have seen it then .
Toydy: Gee , ma'am , I ai n't even seen the white _ one _ yet . So quit jumping the gun .
Sash: Oh , you 'll see it , all right . Just a matter of time .
Output: butt
The Doctor:  Your chances of survival are about _ one _ in a thousand . So here 's what you do - you forget the thousand and you concentrate on the one .
Output: chances
Dr. Elliot Reid:  I wonder if they found a new head of medicine yet ?
The Janitor: Actually , they found _ one _ this morning .
Oscar the Grouch: All right , you knuckle heads ! Shape up ! I 'm watching you , John Dorian , and guess what ? My eyes never close !
The Janitor: Mine neither .
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: I grew up on the street . Not the hood . Sesame Street .
Output: head
Lisette:  Do n't forget to smile .
Station Inspector: Which one ? I 've mastered _ three _ !
Output: smile
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan:  Yeah it 's pretty big , right . Bigger than the one you have .
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Excuse me , it 's not the size that matters . It 's how you * use * it .
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Well I think size is pretty important .
Special Agent Seeley Booth: The point is you should n't have a gun in the first place .
Angela Montenegro: If you do have _ one _ , bigger is always better .
Output: gun
Wally:  I have combined Americans love of sex , guns and chickpea .
Andy Barker: That 's the big _ three _ .
Output: sex
Captain Dylan Hunt:  Tyr .
Rommie: It 's Tyr 's slipfighter .
Andromeda Ascendant: It is empty . There is no sign of life .
Seamus Harper: What a surprise , huh ? Tyr abandoned yet another ship . So where the hell could he have gone ?
Captain Dylan Hunt: It does n't matter . We did more than we needed to save him .
Rommie: He 'll survive .
Seamus Harper: Yeah , I prefer to assume the worst .
Beka Valentine: Tyr 's made it through some pretty tough scrapes before .
Seamus Harper: Like I said , the worst . With our luck , he probably made it through this _ one _ , too .
Output: scrapes
Jamie:  Look at the size of that thing , Doctor .
The Second Doctor: Yes , Jamie , that is a big _ one _ .
Output: thing
Nate:  Are you on a cellular or a hard line ?
Neil McCauley: Cellular , It 's a new _ one _
Nate: Your guy lives in Hillside Terrace in Encino , 10725
Neil McCauley: 10725
Neil McCauley: What about Chris ?
Nate: He 's at my place
Neil McCauley: Next , Waingro
Nate: You got the time ?
Neil McCauley: I 'll make time , I 'll need a new " out " laid out
Output: cellular
Cassiopeia:  That 's the fourth power drop . He gets worse with each _ one _ .
Dr.Salik: Prepare to operate .
Cassiopeia: What about the power drops ?
Dr.Salik: Cassiopeia , they 're already killing him . If we just let him lie in that life pod , he does n't hae a chance in a centura . I 'll notify Tigh . I 'll be in ultrasonic scrub .
Output: drop
Alfred Kinsey:  The doctors say my heart sounds like a cement mixer .
Clyde Martin: At least they found _ one _ .
Output: heart
Walter Blunt:  Harry ! I had another dream about a Burt Lancaster movie . This time he was swimming and then he had a cocktail . What do you think that means ?
Harry Chandler: Well , supposedly , sir , everyone we dream about is really us , so Burt Lancaster is actually you , Major .
Walter Blunt: Ooh , I like that . So there must be some kind of symbolism at play .
Harry Chandler: Yes . In the last one he was flying and in this _ one _ he was swimming . I think it means you 're getting somewhere , sir . But where you 're going I 'm not sure .
Output: dream
Tobias Fünke:  I 'm afraid that this offer comes off the table at midnight .
Michael: That may be the worst bluff I 've ever heard .
Narrator: Even the members of Gobias industries agreed on that _ one _ .
Output: bluff
Phil Coulson:  What are we gon na do , storm Oahu ?
Skye: We do n't know yet .
Phil Coulson: Ditch the guns . Take this .
Skye: What is it ?
Phil Coulson: It 's a watch . Deliver it to Cam , the owner of the Kahananui repair shop . Here . It 'll need the following inscription ... " Dearest Darren , I count the seconds we 're apart . Love , your island flower . " You got that ?
Skye: " Island flower " ... got it . Anything else ?
Phil Coulson: If it starts to leak any fluids , drop it , run .
Skye: This does not sound like a watch .
Phil Coulson: Take this to the Ka Pua dry - cleaner on Makaimoimo street .
Antoine Triplett: Maka - what , now ?
Phil Coulson: Not the _ one _ on Hookelewaa .
Antoine Triplett: Am I good with this in my pocket ?
Phil Coulson: That depends . You ever want kids ?
Output: dry
Cory Matthews:  Shawn got a B ? At least one guy learned something out of all this .
George Feeny: On the contrary , _ two _ did .
Cory Matthews: Two ? Who else ?
George Feeny: You , Mr. Matthews .
Cory Matthews: How do you know ? I did n't take the test .
George Feeny: You did n't need to , do you really think I could have gotten you to read " The Diary of Anne Frank " ?
Cory Matthews: Even if you had , Mr. Feeny , I would n't have understood it .
Output: guy
Skye:  I do n't even know where we are going .
Phil Coulson: Peru . That 's where the 0 - 8 - 4 was reported .
Skye: And an 0 - 8 - 4 is ?
Phil Coulson: Object of unknown origin , kind of like you . Team goes in determines if it 's useful or poses a threat . Last _ one _ turned out to be pretty interesting .
Skye: What was the last one ?
Phil Coulson: A hammer .
Output: Object
Truman Capote:  Artists have the power , through our imagination to escape and degenerate world and create a better _ one _ .
Output: world
Anna:  For you I think love must be something ...
Robert Kuhlenkampf: Yes ?
Anna: Something ...
Robert Kuhlenkampf: Intangible . Take off your dress .
Anna: Robert !
Robert Kuhlenkampf: Take it off ! Night envelops us in her veil of stars . She 's spread the Milky Way at our feet . A thousand stars sparkle before us . Take it off !
Anna: But I 'm cold .
Robert Kuhlenkampf: Night reveals _ 20 _ , 30 , 50 suns hidden by the light of day . Imagine we 're in the Indies , in a mysterious palace . Take off your slip . The nights are hot . The humid night air surrounds us . Take off your slip .
Anna: Do you love me ?
Output: suns
Bob Belcher:  Did n't she only used to have one cat ?
Linda Belcher: Ah , she adopted _ one _ last week and then she found one on her way over here . She 's a cat magnet !
Gayle: Oh , it was so sad . He was just sitting on someone 's porch . Poor little guy .
Louise Belcher: Just sitting there .
Gayle: Just sitting there in the sun .
Output: cat
Dracula:  Kill one man , you 're a murderer , kill a _ million _ , a king . Kill them all , a God .
Output: man
Assault 9:  What have we here ? What 's your name , lad ?
Lt. Starbuck: Eh , Starbuck .
Assault 9: Starbuck ... Starbuck you say , huh ? Hm . That 's strange , never heard of that _ one _ before .
Output: name
Emily Prentiss:  What about local financial records ?
Penelope Garcia: I have cross - referenced every current and formerly licensed fisherman , crab men , shrimp men , friends of Poseidon , comes from the sea , you - name - it men with financial records showing default loans totaling over 35k .
Ashley Seaver: Okay , what did you find ?
Penelope Garcia: A hundred and twenty - seven names . I know , do not shoot the messenger . Just tell me how to narrow it down .
Emily Prentiss: Do all _ 127 _ have children ?
Penelope Garcia: No . But 76 do .
Ashley Seaver: Okay , how many of them have homes in foreclosure versus other debt that might not put them out onto streets ?
Penelope Garcia: Oh , you are very good . We are officially down to 24 .
Emily Prentiss: Send us those files .
Penelope Garcia: At cyber - tastic speeds , my sweets .
Output: names
Wizard:  While common gorillas have impressed the scientific community by using basic tools , Donkey Kong is a little beyond that .
Boomstick: Yeah ! He 's got a shotgun ! Like , I know it looks like he 's just carrying around a log , but no , seriously , it 's a boomstick that Funky Kong somehow made out of a tree , that fires concussive homing coconuts !
Wizard: It can fire in spurts and if he shoots ya , it 's gon na hurt . At least , that 's what the DK Rap tells us , but what it does n't tell us is that the series of grunts you hear from the Kongs is actually them speaking their own language .
Boomstick: Really ? I wonder what he 's saying ...
Wizard: Mostly just that . Sometimes he sings , too .
Boomstick: What the hell ? Okay , I know I watched some of this show , but I do not remember there being any musical numbers , like , at all !
Wizard: Oh , there were _ two _ in every episode , forty episodes in all . Your brain likely shut down watching to protect your fragile consciousness .
Boomstick: Good one , brain . I owe you a beer .
Output: numbers
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates:  Who rang that bell ?
Dorothy, Scarecrow, Cowardly Lion, Tin Woodsman: We did !
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates: Ca n't you read ?
Scarecrow: Read what ?
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates: The notice !
Dorothy: What notice ?
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates: It 's on the door - as plain as the nose on my face ! It ... oh ...
Dorothy, Scarecrow, Cowardly Lion, Tin Woodsman: Bell
Dorothy, Scarecrow, Cowardly Lion, Tin Woodsman: out of order , please knock .
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates: Well
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates: , that 's more like it ! Now , state your business !
Dorothy: We want to see the Wizard !
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates: The Wizard ? But nobody can see the Great Oz ! Nobody 's ever seen the Great Oz ! Even I 've never seen him !
Dorothy: Well , then how do you know there is _ one _ ?
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates: Oh , you 're wasting my time !
Dorothy: Oh , please ! Please , sir ! I 've got to see the Wizard ! The Good Witch of the North sent me !
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates: Prove it !
Scarecrow: She 's wearing the ruby slippers she gave her .
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates: Oh , so she is ! Well , bust my buttons ! Why did n't you say that in the first place ? That 's a horse of a different color ! Come on in !
Output: Wizard
Paul:  In a town like London alone it is reported that the rat population is almost _ one _ billion , but who can really tell ? A proper census would be rather difficult to conduct .
Output: population
Amy Pond:  Football . Okay , well done , that is normal . Yeah , football , all outdoorsy .
The Doctor: Now , football 's the _ one _ with the sticks , is n't it ?
Output: football
Radar:  I got ta go to the latrine .
Hawkeye: Better take a hammer and nails and build _ one _ .
Radar: I 'll manage .
B.J.: No wonder the trees all look familiar to him .
Output: latrine
Alfred Pennyworth:  I trust you do n't have * me * followed on my day off .
Bruce Wayne: If you ever took _ one _ , I might .
Output: off
Lara Royce Craig:  Well , we 've made it to Pickett 's Charge . 15000 men died here .
Jay Killion: Now it 's _ 15001 _ .
Output: died
Kimball Cho:  What 's up ?
Michelle Vega: Something is obviously going on , and I 'm here to protest my exclusion .
Kimball Cho: Vega ...
Michelle Vega: Jane is planning something , and I 'm pretty sure it has to do with whatever 's going on with Abbott .
Kimball Cho: Do n't worry about it .
Michelle Vega: I do , though . If Abbott 's in trouble , I want to help .
Kimball Cho: No .
Michelle Vega: You 're letting Wylie help .
Kimball Cho: Wylie 's different . I do n't feel responsible for him .
Michelle Vega: You 're not responsible for me .
Kimball Cho: Vega , if this goes wrong , it 's a career killer . You 'll be finished at the FBI beore you even get started .
Michelle Vega: I 'll take that risk .
Kimball Cho: What we 're discussing involves breaking about seven laws .
Michelle Vega: As long as it 's only _ seven _ . Either I 'm a part of this team or I 'm not .
Kimball Cho: We need eyes on Bill Peterson . Where he 's going , what he 's doing . You think you can do that ?
Michelle Vega: Absolutely .
Kimball Cho: Go .
Michelle Vega: Thank you , sir .
Kimball Cho: Do n't call me " sir " .
Output: laws
Laurel Lance:  Can you remember the sound of Sara 's laugh ?
Nyssa al Ghul: When Sara was first brought to my father , the moment he weighed her apprenticeship or her execution , she bore witness to a demonstration of his power , _ one _ that inspired her and all that come before , but Sara ... laughed . It was so innocent , so genuine . That was the moment I fell in love with her , I think . All I knew , all I craved was to her laugh once more .
Output: demonstration
Dean Pelton:  Pierce , what 's your platform ?
Pierce Hawthorne: My platform is _ one _ tall enough to push Vicki off of to her death .
Dean Pelton: Vicki
Dean Pelton: ? Well , it appears Vicki has dropped out of the race .
Pierce Hawthorne: Then , so do I. I only entered this to get back at Vicki for not lending me a pencil .
Output: platform
Benjamin Shorofsky:  Got any egg salad ?
Jesse V. Valesquez: Eh , there 's tuna salad . Same thing .
Benjamin Shorofsky: Tuna and egg are not the same . One is from a fish and _ one _ is from a chicken .
Jesse V. Valesquez: What does a baloney come from ?
Benjamin Shorofsky: From a factory .
Output: egg
Monkey:  You have questions , I can tell .
Kubo: Who ...
Monkey: You get _ three _ .
Kubo: I think I have more .
Monkey: Three . But first you 're gon na eat .
Kubo: Why only three ?
Monkey: Okay , that was your first question .
Kubo: What ?
Output: questions
Robert McCall:  RPG-7 rocket launchers ! They 're Russian weapons ; those damn things are here illegally in the first place , they 're getting ready to ship them out .
Jimmy: Rambo used _ one _ .
Robert McCall: Rambo who ?
Output: launchers
Ryuuku the Death:  You have lost , Light . Did n't I say in the beginning , when you die , the _ one _ who 'll write your na me down in a notebook will be me . That is the deal between the Shinigami and the first human to get their hands on the note in the human world . Once you enter prison , I do n't know when you 'll die . It 's annoying to wait . Your life is already over . You 'll die here . Well , it was good while it lasted . We killed so me boredom , did n't we ? We did so me various and interesting things .
Output: me
Epifania:  Are you married ?
Dr. Ahmed el Kabir: I am married to Science ; one wife is enough for me ... though by my religion I am allowed _ four _ .
Epifania: Four ! What do you mean ?
Dr. Ahmed el Kabir: I am what you call a Mohammedan .
Epifania: Well , you have to be content with two wives if you marry me .
Dr. Ahmed el Kabir: Is there any question of that between us ?
Epifania: Yes ! I want to marry * you*.
Dr. Ahmed el Kabir: Nothing doing , lady ! Science is my bride !
Epifania: You can have Science ; I sha n't be jealous of her .
Output: wife
Summit:  There 's only one hitch . They 'll outnumber us a hundred to _ one _ .
Peak: I like those odds .
Output: odds
Merlin:  All the magic at my command and I still ca n't rid myself of a common cold .
Arthur King: Do n't feel bad , Merlin ; even the doctors in my time haven't locked that _ one _ yet .
Output: cold
Harmony Kendall:  Wait . I 'm confused . It looks like Fred , but it 's not ?
Knox: She 's so much more than that now . Beyond flesh . Beyond perfection . I loved Fred . I really did . She had a warmth that took you in and held you until everything cold and distant melted away . She was the most beautiful , perfect woman I ever met . That 's why I chose her . She 's the only _ one _ that was worthy .
Output: woman
Blade:  You ready to answer my question ?
Cain: I did n't know you ask _ one _ .
Blade: If you were n't runningnyou would have heard it .
Output: question
Roj Blake:  Up until now we 've only been a minor irritation to the Federation . I think it 's about time we hurt them .
Jenna Stannis: I do n't like the sound of that .
Kerr Avon: Neither do I. I thought it was agreed we would n't do anything without discussing it thoroughly .
Roj Blake: True . It was also agreed that anybody could opt out at any time . Just tell me when you want to leave .
Kerr Avon: Oh , I will . But in the meantime I think we have a right to know what it is you 're planning .
Roj Blake: Zen , set a course for Saurian Major , speed standard by _ two _ .
Zen: Speed and course confirmed .
Kerr Avon: That falls a little short of my idea of a thorough discussion .
Output: standard
Narrator:  Remember when I said that GOB had a son ? I was n't just saying so . In high school , he became intimate with these girls . These _ three _ became pregnant . This one had a baby . That baby would grow up to be ...
Steve Holt: Steve Holt !
Output: girls
James Cole:  How long was I out ?
Dr. Cassandra Railly: Almost three days .
James Cole: What ?
Dr. Cassandra Railly: Whoa , no , whoa , hold on . You 're not exactly 100% yet .
James Cole: Ugh .
Dr. Cassandra Railly: Although you do heal fast , like , unusually fast . You 're lucky . The bullet passed clean through . You know , the _ one _ you took before you ... disappeared .
James Cole: Splintered .
Dr. Cassandra Railly: Is that what you call it ?
James Cole: That 's what they call it . You believe me now . You do n't think I 'm crazy ?
Dr. Cassandra Railly: No crazier than I am . I mean , I just sewed up a bullet wound I saw you get two years ago . I do n't know what I believe , but ... you 're here .
James Cole: Okay . All right , we got to move .
Dr. Cassandra Railly: W - whoa , hold on . Cole , you 've just been shot . Your body has been traumatized . You need time to recover .
James Cole: No , no , no . I do n't have time .
Dr. Cassandra Railly: But I just need a second here .
James Cole: We got to go . No , no , no , we do n't have a second ! We have to ...
Dr. Cassandra Railly: Stop ! You have no idea what the last two years have been for me . It 's been three days for you , but it 's been years for me .
James Cole: Listen , Dr. Railly ...
Dr. Cassandra Railly: Yeah , it 's not really doctor anymore . It 's kind of hard to keep your practice when everyone thinks you 're a lunatic . Now , you asked me to be here , and I am ... but I have a lot of goddamn questions .
James Cole: You 're right . It 's been a long time for you . You deserve some answers .
Output: bullet
Alex Blake:  Wait , there 's something else . All her communications are to Minnesota numbers . There 's not _ one _ from California .
Dr. Spencer Reid: So she lived somewhere two months and did n't make any friends ? I thought that only happened to me .
Output: communications
Richard Castle:  I have delicately placed one graham cracker , exactly six marshmallows atop a perfectly melted chocolate bar .
Martha Rodgers: In an omelet , darling . Really ?
Richard Castle: Not an omelet . A s'morelet .
Martha Rodgers: Uh - huh .
Richard Castle: Care for _ one _ ?
Martha Rodgers: No , thank you .
Richard Castle: What about you , sweetheart ? Are you ready for your taste buds to be launched to breakfast nirvana ?
Alexis Castle: Sure , thanks . Oh , is it okay if my friend Ashley comes over tonight ?
Richard Castle: Yes , of course . Now eat .
Alexis Castle: Dad ! Are there marshmallows in this ?
Richard Castle: Yes .
Alexis Castle: And chocolate .
Richard Castle: Yes . That 's the point ; it 's a s'morelet .
Alexis Castle: Uh ... I got ta go . Love you . Love you .
Martha Rodgers: Bye , honey .
Richard Castle: Mmm
Richard Castle: ! This is almost as good as my chocolate mousse chimichanga .
Richard Castle: Aha
Richard Castle: , I knew you 'd reconsider . It 's like David Hasselhoff ; first you 're repulsed , but then , strangely , you 're drawn in .
Alexis Castle: No , still repulsed . Bye .
Output: s'morelet
Laurence Lewin:  What percentage ?
Entrepreneur: _ 8 _ .
Laurence Lewin: I do n't like that to start with .
Kevin O'Leary: So , you have any sales ?
Entrepreneur: Nope .
Output: percentage
Talia al Ghul:  General Shreve , Baron Reiter , Konstantin Kovar . You keep looking for new fights when the real fight has been in front of you all along . Your father literally wrote it for you , a list of all the Yurieviches and Kovars in Starling City .
Oliver Queen: He told me he left me a message .
Talia al Ghul: And yet you still do n't return home . Why do you deny your father 's wish for you ?
Oliver Queen: You saw the reason tonight . I am not the man my father raised ! Not anymore .
Talia al Ghul: You 're afraid of what 's happened to you , of what you 've become , and you 're running from it .
Oliver Queen: How do you know all this ?
Talia al Ghul: Because I 've been there ... and I can help you find your way back . You think yourself a monster .
Oliver Queen: No . I am a monster .
Talia al Ghul: There is a monster inside you , yes , but it is not you .
Oliver Queen: I do n't see the difference .
Talia al Ghul: No . You need to create _ one _ . You need to give the monster an identity . It 's only when the monster becomes someone else , some ... thing ... else that you 're free to be Oliver Queen .
Output: monster
NCIS Director Leon Vance:  What 's your daughter 's name ?
Mossad Director Eli David: I have _ two _ : Tali and Ziva .
Output: name
Jennifer "JJ" Jareau:  Four numbers . What is that ? 3 , something , something , _ 6 _
Penelope Garcia: That 's a unit number , 4 digits ending with a 6 . 999 possible combinations
Jennifer "JJ" Jareau: Oh , but a unit number would be registered , right ?
Penelope Garcia: Already on it , kitten
Jennifer "JJ" Jareau: Of course you are
Penelope Garcia: That 's how I roll
Output: numbers
Cole Harden:  You get warrants in Fort Davis , do n't you ?
Judge Roy W. Bean: Yes , that 's where they get 'em , but they do n't know how to spell my name . It 's been tried before .
Cole Harden: I 'll get _ one _ . This time you 'll get what 's comin ' to you , Judge .
Output: warrants
Jacinta García:  How much did the dress cost ? You know , the _ one _ I spoiled the other day .
Elsa Fernández Campos: Forget it , Jacinta . You owe me nothing . It 's forgotten .
Jacinta García: You 're suddenly being kind , are n't you ? Of course . You 're now distracted trying to ruin Hector 's life .
Elsa Fernández Campos: Ah , no ...
Jacinta García: You wo n't stop until he leaves the school .
Elsa Fernández Campos: Ah , Jacinta , please . You do n't know what you 're talking about .
Jacinta García: What I know is that if there was anyone who should leave here , that person is you , not him . This school is his .
Elsa Fernández Campos: This school belonged to my family long before you and Héctor came here .
Jacinta García: The orphanage belonged to your family , not this school .
Output: dress
Johnny "Drama" Chase:  You do n't know what it 's like . And I 'm a realist . I knew the show had very little chance . None of 'em do . But I thought I did good on this _ one _ . And I tried so hard . And I thought they 'd see that , but they did n't .
Output: show
Vegeta:  For thousands of years I have laid dormant , who has disturbed my ...
Goku: Hey , best buddy !
Vegeta: ... Oh , it 's you . Explain , idiot .
Trunks: No , no , no ...
Goku: We found three more Androids !
Trunks: DA - HA - MIT !
Vegeta: Three whole Androids , huh , pretty sure that makes _ eight _ . Never lietting the boy live this one down ...
Output: Androids
Zach Galifianakis - Host:  I 'm sorry I had to cancel so many times , my mouse pad broke last week and I had to get my great aunt so diabetes shoes
Barack Obama: It 's no problem I have to say when I heard that people actually watch this show I was pretty surprised .
Zach Galifianakis - Host: Welcome to Between Two Ferns , I 'm your host Zach Galifianakis and my guest today is Barack Obama , " president " Barack Obama
Barack Obama: Good to be with you
Zach Galifianakis - Host: First question : in 2013 you pardoned the turkey , what do you have planned for 2014 ?
Barack Obama: We 'll probably pardon another turkey , we do that every thanksgiving , was that the depressing to you ? Seeing the one turkey you could eat , out of circulation ?
Zach Galifianakis - Host: , So how does this work ? Did you send ambassador Rodman to North Korea on your behalf ? I send somewhere you 'd be sending Hulk Hogan to Syria , or is that more of a job for Tonya Harding ?
Barack Obama: He 's not our ambassador
Zach Galifianakis - Host: What we do about North Ikea ?
Barack Obama: Why do n't we move on ?
Zach Galifianakis - Host: I have to know , what is it like to be the last black president ?
Barack Obama: Seriously ? What 's it like for this to be the last time you ever to talk to a president ?
Zach Galifianakis - Host: It must kind of stink though , that you ca n't run three times
Barack Obama: Actually I think it 's good idea , if I ran a third time , it 'd be like doing the third Hangover movie , it did n't work out very well , did it ? I have to say I 've seen the show before and some of the episodes have been a little better than this one . For examples the _ one _ with Bradley Cooper , that was a great episode
Zach Galifianakis - Host: Bradley Cooper ...
Barack Obama: He Kind of carried that movie , did n't he ?
Zach Galifianakis - Host: Which film were you speaking of ?
Barack Obama: Those Hangover movies , basically he carried them .
Zach Galifianakis - Host: Yeah , everybody loves Bradley , good for him
Barack Obama: Good looking guy
Zach Galifianakis - Host: Being in Hollywood , that 's easy , be short and fat and smell like Doritos and try and make it in Hollywood
Zach Galifianakis - Host: Is
Zach Galifianakis - Host: It going to be hard in two years when you 're no longer president and people will stop letting you win at basketball ?
Barack Obama: How does it feel to have a three inch " vertical " ?
Zach Galifianakis - Host: Actually it 's a three inch " horizontal "
Output: episodes
Rose Tyler:  Promise you wo n't disappear ?
The Doctor: I 'll tell you what . TARDIS key . It 's about time you had _ one _ . See you later .
Output: TARDIS
Elena, Duchess of Branagh:  What are you doing ? Keep your hands off me !
Amanda Bedford Carrington: It 's not gon na work . Do you understand ?
Elena, Duchess of Branagh: No , I do not understand . Just what are you saying ?
Amanda Bedford Carrington: You may be able to fool other people with your political idealism , your love for Moldavia , but you ca n't fool me . Because I know it 's my husband that you want .
Elena, Duchess of Branagh: Oh , God , how blind you are , Amanda . Ca n't you see what 's brought me here ? Humiliation . You do n't know what it 's like to lose your homeland , to have people despise you because your father is a traitor . You just do not know .
Amanda Bedford Carrington: I do know a liar and a hypocrite when I see _ one _ . So stay out of our lives .
Output: liar
Drew Barrymore:  I took a poo in the woods . It was awesome !
Contributor, 'Back in Black': If there was n't a better symbol for America being out of touch with the world than a celebrity crapping in the native 's back yard , I havent found _ one _ !
Output: symbol
Lucy Reed:  Madam ? Madam . Could you lower your voice ? I have a headache .
Fortunata Mancuso: Then have _ one _ ! What do I care ? Who does she think she is ? This is the last thing I need . A journey like this ahead and she has a headache .
Output: headache
Caroline Channing:  I got to see my father , and he saw me .
Max Black: And I got to see Irish . I think he might be the one that got away , or the _ one _ that got put - a - way .
Output: Irish
Spice Girls:  We 're the Spice Girls , yes indeed . Just Girl Power is all we need . We know how we got this far .
Ginger Spice: Strength and courage and a Wonderbra !
Spice Girls: Would this work with only one ?
Baby: Just with me I have no fun .
Spice Girls: Would this work with only two ?
Scary Spice: We need more for what we do .
Spice Girls: Would this work with only three ?
Sporty: Three 's a crowd , bad company .
Spice Girls: Would this work with only four ?
Posh: No way , girl , we need _ one _ more !
Spice Girls: Listen up , take my advice - we need five for the power of Spice . Give it up , give it out , take a stand , scream and shout ! One , two , three , four , five Spice Girls !
Output: girl
Sub-Commander T'Pol:  Has it occurred to you what 's going to happen if Captain Archer fails ? If Earth is destroyed ?
Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III: Every day .
Sub-Commander T'Pol: Good . Then you 've already come to the conclusion that without Humanity , there 's no one to combat these Sphere Builders . Their Expanse will continue to grow , encompassing one system after another , including Vulcan . Your world is no longer the only _ one _ in jeopardy .
Output: world
Whitney Young:  It is better to be prepared for an opportunity and not have _ one _ than to have an opportunity and not be prepared .
Output: opportunity
Sam Axe:  Hey , there he is . You work your magic ?
Barry: Magic was made . You 've got something for me ?
Sam Axe: Mike
Sam Axe: wanted you to know that was compliments of Cristo .
Barry: Ooh ...
Sam Axe: Kiko ! Hit me , Bloody Mary .
Barry: In that case , Lawrence has accounts with five banks in the Miami area . The only _ one _ that has a safe deposit operation is Dade Trust downtown .
Sam Axe: Any good ?
Barry: You kidding ? Best in Miami . If he 's moving that brooch , he 'll take it there .
Sam Axe: Thank you . So what else can you tell me about Dade Trust ?
Barry: You buying lunch ?
Sam Axe: Hey , you 're the money launderer , for Christ 's sake , why do I got ta buy lunch ?
Output: banks
Alan Harper:  But the truth is , you and I see each other every day , and we really do n't know much about each other .
Berta: So you want to know what goes on underneath this gruff exterior ; whether somewhere inside me , there 's a tiny little girl who once dreamed of being a famous ballerina ?
Alan Harper: Is there ?
Berta: If there is , it 's because I accidentally ate _ one _ , and haven't passed her yet ... Let me tell you , I am dreading that tiara .
Output: girl
Yvonne Carpenter:  Was it my daughter ?
Leland Duncan: Your daughter ?
Yvonne Carpenter: Was she the _ one _ who betrayed me ?
Leland Duncan: Your child is also a witch . Why would she help me ?
Yvonne Carpenter: No . She 's a witch hunter . Like you . She tried to remove the curses I put on people .
Leland Duncan: You lie .
Yvonne Carpenter: It 's the truth . I can prove it . She has the mark of the angel . It 's on her hairline , just behind her left ear . Look . You see it , do n't you ?
Leland Duncan: ... Mark of the angel .
Output: daughter
Joplin:  Veronica ... ?
Veronica: Yeah ?
Joplin: Would you like a cup of tea ?
Veronica: Alright , thanks ...
Joplin: Sorry ... is that " alright , thanks " as in you would like _ one _ , or , er , " I 'm alright thanks , I would n't " ?
Veronica: Second one !
Joplin: Sorry , is , is ...
Veronica: I * do n't * want one !
Output: cup
Mother Stephen:  I gave Mrs. Jamison a relic of our holy mother foundress . This child will be our foundress 's first miracle . Only _ two _ more and the Pope will be able to declare her a saint .
Output: miracle
Tyler Navarro:  What are you doing here , Heckyl ?
Heckyl: Ah ... Thank you . I know it 's not good for me , but a man should be able to enjoy his last meal , should n't he ?
Riley Griffin: What do you mean , " last meal " ?
Shelby Watkins: It has something to do what that egg we found , is n't it ?
Heckyl: If you must know , that egg you discovered , it will hatch into a Greenzilla monster . You know ... big , green , giant tentacles .
Ivan: Yes , we 've fought them before and we we 're victorious .
Heckyl: Oh , well , have you 've beaten _ six _ before ? Sledge planted them all around the Earth . Tokyo , New York , Hawaii , China , England and ... Amber Beach . He 's going to crush the whole world .
Koda: Then we need your help to find and destroy them .
Heckyl: My help ? Oh , you must be kidding .
Ivan: The Heckyl that tried so desperately to save his own planet is the Heckyl we need to help us save the Earth .
Heckyl: That Heckyl does n't exist anymore . I touched the Dark Energem . There 's no goodness left in me .
Shelby Watkins: Then why did you help us against Badussa ? The Dark Energem split you into Snide and Heckyl . Snide is evil , but ... Heckyl is n't . You 've changed .
Ivan: She 's right .
Heckyl: It 's over , Rangers . Enjoy the last day of your lives . I know I will .
Output: monster
Degra:  It may seem odd to celebrate the completion of a weapon , particularly _ one _ designed to destroy an entire planet . But recall the words of Enarchis , written some fifty years into the Great Diaspora : " Without a world of our own , we are but children , lost in the wilderness . " One day we 'll emerge from this wilderness , and our work here will ensure ... that we 'll never be lost again . To a new era for all Xindi .
Output: weapon
Miles:  Where do you live ?
Buck: In the city .
Miles: You have a house ?
Buck: Apartment .
Miles: Own or rent ?
Buck: Rent .
Miles: What do you do for a living ?
Buck: Lots of things .
Miles: Where 's your office ?
Buck: I do n't have one .
Miles: How come ?
Buck: I do n't need one .
Miles: Where 's your wife ?
Buck: Do n't have _ one _ .
Miles: How come ?
Buck: It 's a long story .
Miles: You have kids ?
Buck: No I do n't .
Miles: How come ?
Buck: It 's an even longer story .
Miles: Are you my dad 's brother ?
Buck: What 's your record for consecutive questions asked ?
Miles: 38 .
Buck: I 'm your dad 's brother alright .
Output: wife
Spider:  What do you want to do , Scuz , turn over gravestones ?
Scuz: No , I just want to look around the graveyard - I never seen _ one _ before .
Spider: Haven't you ever been to a funeral ?
Scuz: I never knew anyone that died .
Output: graveyard
Hercule Poirot:  Do you think Shaitana played any card games ?
Major Despard: There is only one game that Shaitana played ... a low - down game . We all make mistakes . Even you , I dare say , have a failure now and then .
Hercule Poirot: Well , the last _ one _ was 28 years ago .
Output: failure
Aang:  Even though Teo 's not an Airbender , he 's really does have the spirit of _ one _ .
Output: Airbender
Kelly Garrett:  Four questions , we split . Ok , sister ?
Kona: Ok .
Kelly Garrett: That 's _ one _ . Two : have you heard from Leilani Sako ?
Kona: Yeah . That 's two .
Output: questions
Daniel Tosh:  We 'll put an asterisk next to Barry Bonds ' name , sure , as soon as we put _ one _ next to Babe Ruth 's name . Getting to break records before black people were allowed to play ? Excuse me , where is that asterisk ? Why do n't people talk about that ?
Output: asterisk
John Greer:  You must be wondering who I am .
John Reese: I think you work for Decima . I think you 're the man to blame for all this .
John Greer: And what gives you that impression , Mr. Reese ? Oh , yes , I know all about you , John . And you , Ms. Shaw . Since your untimely departure from Northern Lights , I understand that you 're in need of a cause .
Sameen Shaw: The only thing I need is an excuse to put this bullet in between your eyes .
John Reese: I got _ one _ . Your company strapped a bomb to my chest and used me to plant a virus , a virus you 're going to tell me how to stop .
John Greer: I do n't think so . I 'm rather invested in the outcome of that virus . Besides , my company adapted its code , but it did n't originate with Decima . We found it on a laptop , the very same laptop that you and Kara Stanton were sent to retrieve from Ordos , China . But if you shoot me , Mr. Reese , then you 'll never learn the name of the man responsible for its creation .
Output: excuse
Herman Munster:  Eddie knows I 'm lying to him .
Grandpa: He can smell your deceit . You 've never raised a werewolf . I have .
Herman Munster: Have you raised _ one _ successfully ?
Grandpa: My son Leslie was born covered in hair . I knew exactly how to raise him .
Herman Munster: You hired nannies to raise him , and then you let him eat the nannies .
Grandpa: That 's what they were hired for .
Herman Munster: I know exactly how to raise Eddie .
Grandpa: You were never a Munster until I made you a Munster . Eddie was born one . There 's nothing you have done or can do as a parent that will change that .
Output: werewolf
Rose Tyler:  How many operations have you had ?
Cassandra: _ 708 _ . Next week its 709 - I 'm having my blood bleached . Is that why wanted a word ? You could be flatter - you 've got a little bit of a ... chin ... poking out .
Rose Tyler: I 'd rather die .
Cassandra: Honestly it does n't hurt !
Rose Tyler: No , I mean it . I would rather die . It 's better to die than to live like you - a bitchy trampoline .
Output: operations
Bill Saul:  I suppose you want to hear my story about what happened on the fatal night .
Insp. Treherne: If you have _ one _ .
Bill Saul: Sure , I 've got two or three . Which one do you want to hear ?
Insp. Treherne: Oh , the one you think will keep me from breathing my hot little breath down your neck .
Output: story
Nurse Chuny Marquez:  Hey , Anna , are you the one who had that voodoo woman yesterday ?
Dr. Anna Del Amico: She 's back ?
Nurse Chuny Marquez: Yeah , exam 3 . Chief complaint : voodoo man has taken over her body .
Dr. Anna Del Amico: Wait a minute , this is n't the same _ one _ . My voodoo patient was 60-something .
Dr. John Carter: I had a voodoo guy last week .
Nurse Chuny Marquez: Oh , no . Voodoo epidemic .
Output: patient
Daffy Duck:  Who needs a white Christmas when you can have a green _ one _ instead ?
Output: Christmas
Rev. Eric Camden:  Two new babies and we still get to torture the other _ five _ . I told you this was gon na be fun .
Output: babies
Javier Esposito:  It 's a winning ticket . Hard to believe a little slip of paper is worth over a hundred mil .
Richard Castle: What would you do if you won that kind of money ?
Javier Esposito: Easy . Buy a Ferrari .
Richard Castle: I have _ one _ . Not as great as you would think .
Javier Esposito: Yeah , but they 're hella fast .
Richard Castle: Well , as fast as every other car in rush hour traffic .
Output: Ferrari
Tom Earnshaw, Copilot in B for Bertie:  Now look here , what are we going to do about our clothes ?
Frank Shelley - Observer: Yes , we 've got to get into civvies somehow .
John Glyn Haggard - Pilot in B for Bertie: Well , what 's George doing ?
Sir George Corbett, Rear Gunner in B for Bertie: I 'm swimming .
John Glyn Haggard - Pilot in B for Bertie: Where ?
Sir George Corbett, Rear Gunner in B for Bertie: In a canal .
John Glyn Haggard - Pilot in B for Bertie: Well , how do you know there is _ one _ ?
Sir George Corbett, Rear Gunner in B for Bertie: There 's always a canal in Holland . The next best thing to having civilian clothes is to have none . I 'm going to be a swimming instructionist and spy off the land .
Output: canal
Ma-Ti:  People would not kill each other over simple quarrels .
Gaia: These are n't simple quarrels . Each _ one _ is a blood - fued that has gone on for generations . Hate has become stronger than logic .
Output: quarrels
Evie:  Then what is it ?
Stevie: You know what it is ... that family of four that you ran down .
Evie: It was a family of * six * , I only killed _ four _ ... and who has a picnic in their own back yard ?
Output: family
Kade:  Mr. Chambers is lying , he killed the lady .
Billy Ruckman: What 'd you say ?
Kade: Mr. Chambers is lying , he killed the lady .
Billy Ruckman: You heard him , that was his student , and they were rehearsing the scene from one of his operas .
Kade: They were n't pretending , because she never got back up after he pushed her down .
Billy Ruckman: She never got up ? Wait , how do you know this ?
Kade: I saw them .
Billy Ruckman: When ?
Kade: When you went to the bathroom .
Billy Ruckman: You saw what I saw ? Why did n't you tell me sooner ?
Kade: Every time I tried to tell you , you always tell me to shut up .
Billy Ruckman: I knew he was lying , I could feel it . Okay , here 's what we 're going to do : he 's going to try and get rid of that body tonight , I just know it . We 're going to have to take turns watching his house . Okay , it 's 11 o ' clock , that means we 've got 7 hours until it 's light ... Are you tired ?
Kade: No .
Billy Ruckman: Okay , you take the first three hours , and I 'll take the last _ four _ .
Output: hours
Dr. Temperance Brennan:  Do you remember me Shawn ?
Shawn Cook: The museum lady , the _ one _ who 's so smart .
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Yeah , I 'm pretty smart . Smart enough to know that you did n't kill Charlie . You do n't have to say anything Shawn , just listen . They give you a garbage bag to carry all your stuff , like they 're telling you that everything you own is garbage , and then you have to go to a new school in clothes that smell like garbage bags .
Shawn Cook: All the regular kids know you 're a foster kid . How do you know what it 's like ?
Dr. Temperance Brennan: They bounce you from place to place and it 's never home . Some times the foster parents are nice .
Shawn Cook: Like Margaret ?
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Yeah , and sometimes they separate you from your brother . Must have been nice with Margaret , staying with David .
Shawn Cook: We got bunk beds . At night I knew David was there , like he was guarding me . Margaret 's nice .
Dr. Temperance Brennan: You 'd do almost anything to stay with Margaret , right ?
Dr. Temperance Brennan: The
Dr. Temperance Brennan: man you took Charlie to , the man who hurt him , he knows that . You did n't know that he 'd hurt Charlie but he did , and then he told you that Margaret would blame you , that she 'd hate you . But this man is lying to you , Shawn . I can make sure that you go back to Margaret .
Shawn Cook: How ? You work at a museum .
Dr. Temperance Brennan: I have a friend at the FBI , if I ask him to , he 'll make sure that you and David get to live with Margaret again . You have to tell me who hurt Charlie .
Shawn Cook: What if Margaret does n't want me anymore ? Charlie was her real son .
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Charlie was n't her biological son either . Charlie was just like you . Someone that Margaret chose to love . I do n't think we should let that man take you and David and Charlie away from Margaret , do you ?
Dr. Temperance Brennan: We
Dr. Temperance Brennan: should stop him . You and I should stop him .
Output: lady
Moe Szyslak:  Throwing stuff ! Turn your protest into a riot !
Milhouse Van Houten: How much for a tomato ?
Moe Szyslak: Fresh is one dollar , rotten is two bucks .
Kirk Van Houten: Son , do you really need the rotten _ one _ ? Oh , all right . But do n't tell your mother .
Output: tomato
Wendy Wright:  If you 're looking , you 're looking for a so - called " agenda " I 'll tell you what it is . We believe that Human Beings should be treated with respect ...
Richard Dawkins: Yes .
Wendy Wright: -and dignity . And the reason we believe that ...
Richard Dawkins: Well , so do I , of course .
Wendy Wright: The reason we believe that is because we can see that God created each _ one _ of us . And what we find is that philosophies that are built on Evolution oftentimes lead to horrendic- horrific abuses against Human Beings . And you can see why , because it 's drawn on a foundation that says Human Beings are just material , and they should be judged according to their utilitarian use , what thing can they provide for society . We do n't believe that . We believe that each Human Being , whether they can supply something to society or not , if they are disabled , if they are young , that they should be treated with the same amount of respect as you and I should be treated .
Richard Dawkins: Yes , I mean , I accept all that and I agree with that . I mean , I also think that Humans should be treated with respect . But what we have here is an agenda , it 's that you want Humans to be treated with respect and therefore if the scientific facts go against what your perception is then you 're going to distort the scientific facts . Now , why do n't you instead accept the scientific facts and say " we still want to treat Humans with respect , so let 's look at evolution and let 's see that we can indeed treat humans with respect within the evolution framework "
Wendy Wright: What I go back to is the evolutionists are still lacking the science to back it up , but instead what happens is science that does n't bolster the case for Evolution gets censored out . Such as : there is no evidence of evolution going from one species to another species . If evolution had occurred then surely whether its going from birds to mammals or even beyond that , surely there 'd be at least one evidence .
Richard Dawkins: There is a massive amount of evidence . I 'm sorry but you people keep repeating that like a kind of mantra . Because you just listen to each other . I mean , if only you would just open your eyes and look at the evidence .
Wendy Wright: Show it to me ! Show me the bones . Show me the carcass . Show me the evidence of the in between stage from one species to another .
Richard Dawkins: Every time a fossil is found that is between one species and another , you guys say : " Ah , now we 've got two gaps where previously there was only one ! " Almost every fossil you find is intermediate between something and something else .
Wendy Wright: If that were the case the Smithsonian Natural History Museum would be filled with these examples but instead they 're not .
Richard Dawkins: Well , it is . It is .
Output: Beings
Juliet O'Hara:  All I can remember after that are ... are hundreds of those ... tiny , razor - sharp claws ... and teeth !
Carlton Lassiter: Lower primate , my ass ! I recognize a military formation when I see _ one _ .
Output: formation
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner:  Good job ! Nice work to everyone by the way
Elle Greenaway: Thank you . Now I get to go back to the 15 folders on my desk
Dr. Spencer Reid: _ 15 _ ? I have 24 !
Elle Greenaway: That 's 'cause I slipped you 4 of mine
Dr. Spencer Reid: What ?
Elle Greenaway: Last Friday ! Yeah , uhm mmm
Output: folders
Caroline Channing:  Why did n't you show up ? You told me you were going to be there .
Max Black: I had a lot of crap to do .
Caroline Channing: Well you gave me the impression you were going .
Max Black: I gave you the impression ? I do n't do impressions . Well wait that 's not true I do _ one _ , my mom , but to do that I need ; a Christmas tree , a gallon of vodka , and a lit cigarette .
Output: impressions
John Spartan:  Send a maniac to catch _ one _ .
Output: maniac