Wizard:  Dr. Eggman is the obese , yet strangely athletic , evil mastermind responsible for terrorizing the world of Sonic the Hedgehog , in his quest to rule a global empire . His engineering mastery has led to a massive army of unique robot warriors using the strangest fuel source , kidnapped animals .
Boomstick: He 's PETA 's worst nightmare !
Wizard: His army is based around speed and defense , including Moto Bugs , Caterkillers , Buzz Bombers , Egg Pawns and SWATbots .
Boomstick: But Eggman 's got way more than that ! His Egg Fleet is a huge armada of battleships , led by the massive Egg Carrier , which supports a huge front mounted laser cannon .
Wizard: The Eggman army is spearheaded by his deadliest robot warriors , the Badniks . The EggRobo is a smartbot crafted in Eggman 's own image and designed to carry out tasks Eggman himself would normally do .
Boomstick: What 's this guy 's deal with eggs ?
Wizard: On its own , Silver Sonic appears slow and bulky but it is powered by a Chaos Emerald , making it a much faster and more practical machine .
Boomstick: Then he made another robo - hog , Mecha Sonic , who focuses on firepower over speed !
Wizard: Mecha Sonic can even absorb Chaos energy to attain a short lived super form .
Boomstick: But Eggman wanted more than just Sonic bots . Mecha Knuckles can glide and vomit giant rockets ...
Wizard: And E-101 Beta remains one of Eggman 's most versatile machines .
Boomstick: He 's a flying robot with super speed , teleportation and a reflector shield ! He shoots homing missiles and kamehamehas and has one of my favorite defensive abilities ever , the backhand !
Wizard: The Shadow Androids are fast and durable and typically fight in groups of _ three _ . However , their design is so complex , they sometimes glitch in close combat . And speaking of glitches , despite being an absolute genius , Dr. Eggman appears to suffer from a peculiar personality disorder that sent him through several different " phases " .
Boomstick: Let 's just hope that Scratch and Grounder phase does n't show up today .
Wizard: But none of Eggman 's creations have ever been as deadly or as successful as his ultimate killing machine ...
Boomstick: Hyper Metal Sonic !
Wizard: Metal Sonic was specifically designed to be better than Sonic the Hedgehog in every way and was a complete success . Metal can move much faster than Sonic , easily reaching near mach 5 speeds . Metal 's abilities include Sonic 's spindash and homing attack , along with the impenetrable Black Shield .
Boomstick: He 's also got a chest laser , rocket powered flight and the maximum overdrive attack , where he overloads his circuits to create a glowing energy field that 'll burn through pretty much anything !
Wizard: And that 's not all . Somehow , Eggman managed to make Metal Sonic an ever evolving force . Metal has the uncanny ability to scan and copy data from others , flawlessly replicating their abilities .
Boomstick: Damn , Eggman sure stepped up his game !
Wizard: Absorbing enough power can transform Metal into a number of more impressive forms , all of which increase his abilities immeasurably .
Boomstick: The only downside to giving Metal Sonic a super brain is Eggman sometimes has trouble keeping him in line .
Wizard: But even with his metallic minions waging his war , Dr. Eggman is perfectly willing to step into the battlefield himself . He pilots the Eggmobile , a fast single man pod with twin mounted machine guns . The Eggmobile 's most vital function , however , is its universal compatibility to operate almost all of Eggman 's machines .
Boomstick: Like the humungous Death Egg Robot with its spiked rocket arms and lasers !
Wizard: Eggman is vicious and clever . He 's an expert at playing his opponents right into his hands . At the same time , though , he can be overly obsessive to the point of overlooking some important factors in an effort to concentrate on a single goal . But while this can be a perilous game for Eggman , it also makes him dangerously unpredictable .
Output: Androids