niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Cybergirl:  Hugh , I need to know more about friendship .
Hugh Campbell: Oh . Uh , friendship , the secret of the survival of the human race .
Cybergirl: Friendship means survival ?
Hugh Campbell: Well , it gives you strength to carry on in difficult times .
Cybergirl: But I 'm already strong .
Hugh Campbell: Oh , physically strong , yes , but , um , that wo n't carry you through an emotional storm .
Cybergirl: And friendship will ?
Hugh Campbell: Yes , because you have two people to carry the burden rather than _ one _ .
Cybergirl: Mmm . Efficient .
Hugh Campbell: Eh , eh , eh ... Friendship means , eh , caring about another human being as much as you would care about yourself . And when two people are friends , then they can trust each other .
Output: people
Jim:  Would you like a Hershey bar ?
Nina: Oh yes , please
Jim: So would I kid , have you got _ one _ ?
Output: bar
Epifania:  He has never been married , I have . And I tell you in the very happiest marriages not a day passes without a thousand moments of unfaithfulness . You begin by thinking you have one husband . You find you have a dozen . There is the creature you hate and despise and are tied to for life and before breakfast is over the fool says something nice and becomes the man you admire and love . And between these extremes there are a thousand degrees with a different man and woman at each of them . A wife is all women to one man . She is everything that is devilish , the thorn in his side . The jealous termagant , the detective dogging all his movements , the nagger , the scolder , the worrier . He has only to tell her an affectionate lie and she becomes his comfort , his helper . At best his greatest treasure , at worst his troublesome but beloved child . All wives are all these women in _ one _ . All husbands , all these men in one . What do the unmarried know of this infinitely dangerous , heart - tearing life of adventure we call marriage .
Output: women
Muse:  This will just take a second , and when I 'm gone , you wo n't even remember me .
Charlene Sinclair: I 've heard that one before . I 'm counting to five and then I 'll scream , one , two ...
Muse: But I 've got a wonderful idea I think you 'll like .
Charlene Sinclair: I 've also heard that _ one _ , three ...
Output: idea
Capt. John Braddock:  If you 're looking for a nursery school , make certain that you select _ one _ that meets these basic requirements of the law . Teachers trained in nursery education , nutrition , and child psychology . Proper heating facilities and fire safety . All the care and precaution of your own home . If you ca n't meet this problem alone , consult your local Department of Social Welfare . It 's you , the taxpayer , who supports these fine groups , and you 'll find them eager to assist you . This is sound advice , so please heed it . Otherwise , what happened to others could happen to you !
Output: school
Miriam Fry:  Miss Carter , of all the women in this establishment , you are the one for whom I am the most worried .
Peggy Carter: Oh , what a dismaying sentiment .
Miriam Fry: Well , the hours you keep seem less that of a woman gainfully employed as a telephone operator and more that of _ one _ who frequents taxi dance halls .
Peggy Carter: Uh , I was just doing my laundry .
Miriam Fry: Do you know how many intruders I have caught inside that very dumbwaiter , attempting to soil the honor of some young lady ?
Peggy Carter: I am certain that many a woman owes her virtue to your watchful eye .
Output: woman
Ned Pepper:  They will do it . Most girls like little play pretties , but you like guns , do n't you ?
Mattie Ross: If I did I 'd have _ one _ that worked .
Output: guns
Chuck Fishman:  There are sure - fire ways to get out of jury duty .
Gary Hobson: Alright , well , what are they ?
Chuck Fishman: _ One _ , you have an incurable disease , with less than a year to live .
Gary Hobson: Go on .
Chuck Fishman: You 're self - employed , and you have a wife and four kids to support .
Gary Hobson: Next .
Chuck Fishman: You believe every man is guilty until proven innocent . It works every time !
Output: ways
Hank Yarbo:  How many people in the house , ma'am ?
Emma Leroy: _ 27 _ and a monkey . Oscar , do n't waste my time .
Hank Yarbo: You think this is a joke ? This is the census , lady ! Look , do n't make me mad ! I 'll fly off the handle ! I 'll lose it ! I 'll snap !
Oscar Leroy: Okay , calm down , pal ... My partner is a loose cannon . I ca n't control him . Help yourself out while you still can . How many people here ?
Emma Leroy: It 's gon na be one if you do n't get off my step .
Output: people
Max Normane:  So because you ca n't have children , I 'm not suppose to have _ one _ ?
Liza Normane Stewart: No , you 're not suppose to have children because you are a single , self - centered , manipulative workaholic , who once this novelty of the semi - domestic existence grows old , will be spitting out venom and killing her own like a cobra !
Max Normane: Very vivid , but technically inaccurate . Cobras are actually quite maternal .
Output: children
The magic mirror:  Her skin is pure as a brand - new snow . Her eyes set people 's hearts aglow . Lips red as blood , hair black as night , the loveliest is : the fair Snow White .
The Evil Queen: What ? How can this be ? * I * am the most beautiful woman in the land . I always have been and I always shall be . Treacherous mirror ! How dare you say Snow White is lovelier than I !
The magic mirror: Your loveliness is great , ' tis true , but there is _ one _ more fair than you . For Snow White 's beauty does begin where yours does stop : ' tis from within .
Output: woman
Guru Pathik:  Be warned : opening the chakras is an intense experience . And once you begin this process , you can not stop until all _ seven _ are open . Are you ready ?
Aang: I 'll do whatever it takes .
Output: chakras
Sha Gojyo:  So , whadda ya think , Goku ?
Goku: Seems like an asshole and he 's got bad hair . I say minus twenty points .
Cho Hakkai: Take off another _ fifteen _ . His clothes are lame and he smells .
Monk 3, Demon 3: Huh ? How dare you ! How dare you mock me !
Goku: Oh ! Dude ! Bad teeth ! Take off another five !
Sha Gojyo: Bad
Sha Gojyo: aim . That 's another ten .
Output: points
The White Horse:  I normally try and interact with an audience but with _ 800 _ it becomes really difficult but I actually think I managed and that 's an amazing feeling to just see that you 're making an impact .
Output: audience
Granny Goodness:  Do you know , I 've been always been able to tell an abandoned soul when I see _ one _ . It 's a gift .
Tess Mercer: Do the girls come here as - as babies ?
Granny Goodness: Unfortunately , tragedy strikes as it pleases . They come at any age .
Tess Mercer: It must be difficult to find the older ones permanent homes .
Granny Goodness: Well , the truth is , by the time I get my hands on the lost souls , they no longer have that cute baby scent childless couples yearn for .
Tess Mercer: The children do n't spend their entire childhood here , do they ?
Granny Goodness: Oh , mercy me . You make it sound like punishment .
Output: soul
Captain Soames:  What ?
Sheriff Ira: Cold Draft .
Captain Soames: Could you use _ one _ right now ?
Output: Draft
Dr. Joan Watson:  How are you not a total wreck right now ? If my kid was taken and held for ransom , I do n't know if I could keep it together . You seem quite ... I do n't know , Zen .
Rhys Kinlan: I made a delivery once to Holmes at Scotland Yard . Crazy , right ? Crazier still , he invites me to stay and watch him assist in the interrogation of this lunatic who 'd been planting car bombs all over the city . The police knew there was another _ one _ out there , but they did n't know where it was . Holmes is in the room with the guy for , like , five minutes , figures out where the bomb is from a couple of stains on the guy 's shoes . You ask why I 'm not a total wreck ? Because I believe in Sherlock Holmes .
Output: bombs
Kevin Ryan:  We just got word on the security footage from the airport . Cameras did pick up a late - model Malibu leaving the area . But its license plate was blacked out .
Kate Beckett: So basically we 've got nothing still , right ? Just a bunch of dead ends . Everywhere I look , it 's just a bunch of dead ends .
Richard Castle: You know , whoever planned this escape for Lockwood knew they would need someone on the inside . If Ryker was such a straight arrow , why would they approach him ?
Javier Esposito: He was a soft target because of his financial troubles .
Richard Castle: How would they know that ?
Kate Beckett: They found him the same way we did . Financial records . They ran financials on everybody in that prison .
Richard Castle: Who would have that kind of authority ?
Kate Beckett: A cop . Or someone who was a cop . So this third cop was n't Lockwood 's target . This third cop was the _ one _ who was holding Lockwood 's leash . He 's the one who 's behind this whole thing . Okay , I want us to pull reports with Raglan and McCallister 's name on it .
Kevin Ryan: We did all that already .
Javier Esposito: Months ago . There 's nothing .
Kate Beckett: No , no , no . I 'm not talking about arrest reports . I 'm talking about performance evaluations ...
Javier Esposito: We went through everything . We looked at every cop we could find who could have worked with them . None of them were our third guy .
Kate Beckett: Well , then check it again . And when you 're done with that , check it again .
Kevin Ryan: Beckett , we want him as bad as you .
Kate Beckett: The hell you do ! * Nobody * wants him as bad as I do , okay ? Nobody . So check it again !
Output: cop
Shin Gi-roo:  With so many men to play with in this world , how can I date just _ one _ ? The more the merrier . That is the reality .
Output: men
Det. Sgt. Harry Makepeace:  So why do n't we storm in there , Dempsey , break in the window and wipe them out ?
Lt. James Dempsey: That 's not a bad idea .
Det. Sgt. Harry Makepeace: Thought you might say that .
Det. Sgt. Harry Makepeace: Only I got a better _ one _ . Cover me .
Det. Sgt. Harry Makepeace: Dempsey , I 'm not going to your funeral . On principle !
Output: idea
Eric Qualen:  Kill a few people , they call you a murderer . Kill a _ million _ and you 're a conqueror .
Output: people
Virginia Dabney:  Oh , you look like a nice little boy . Would you like some candy ?
Gabe Duncan: Only if you eat _ one _ first .
Virginia Dabney: You 're as cute as the dickies !
Teddy Duncan: OK , this is dang freaky !
Output: candy
Rex Buckland:  Prue , your , um , sister 's here to see you . She 's waiting in your office .
Prue Halliwell: Which sister ?
Rex Buckland: The _ one _ who upon seeing your office , said " Damn , I should go back to college . "
Prue Halliwell: Phoebe .
Output: sister
Marshal Gib Scott:  Culhaine , you put me in mind of some of those fellows down in India . The _ one _ 's who walk on hot coals . They start out doing it just so they can show off , then they get to where they ai n't happy walking on nothing but hot coals .
Clay Culhane: Well ... so as long as they do n't get burnt .
Output: fellows
Sam Malone:  Guys , does anybody remember anything that Diane has ever said about impressionism ?
Carla Tortelli: No , but I know she makes a bad first _ one _ . After that , it gets worse .
Output: impressionism
Jackie Burkhardt:  Michael , how come she has a key and I do n't have _ one _ ?
Michael Kelso: Well ... Uhh ... It 's not because nobody wants you to have one . That 's for sure .
Output: key
Angel:  _ Two _ hundred highly intelligent law school graduates workin ' full - time drivin ' me crazy . Why the hell is everyone so surprised that it 's working ? But , no . It 's , " Angel , why are you so cranky ? Angel , you should lighten up . You should smile . You should wear a nice plaid . "
Lorne: Oo , not this season , honey .
Output: graduates
Angel of Destiny:  There 's one more battle on the horizon for you three . One unlike you 've ever faced before , _ one _ you wo n't see coming , and one you may not survive .
Piper Halliwell: What does that have to do with Leo ?
Angel of Destiny: The loss , the pain will motivate you , all of you to fight , without which you will have no chance to prevail .
Piper Halliwell: Wo n't you please try to let us find a way to do this without Leo dying ?
Angel of Destiny: What exactly do you have in mind ?
Output: battle
Mike Teevee:  Wait till I get a real _ one _ . Colt 45 . Pop wo n't let me have one yet , will ya , Pop ?
Mr. Teevee: Not till you 're 12 , son .
Output: Colt
Ray Summers:  Okay , George . Five reasons men are scum and women let us get away with it . One : we only want one thing . No exceptions . Two : we fall in love with you before we can have that thing and then fall back out once we 've had it , whereas women conversely fall in love afterwards . _ Three _ : we will lie , cheat , steal or murder in order to get that thing ... why am I sugarcoating this , you 're a big girl ... in order to fuck you . Four : we freely admit the numbers one , two , three , and women do n't care . And the number five reason why men are scum and women let us get away with it : you ca n't live without us .
Output: reasons
Danger Mouse:  Wales is n't made of raspberry jelly , is it ?
Penfold: Do n't think so , Chief .
Danger Mouse: It 's not subject to earthquakes ?
Penfold: Er , no .
Danger Mouse: It 's as I thought , then .
Penfold: Er , what 's that , chief ?
Danger Mouse: Well this vertical oscillation is the result of the alternating peddle pressure from an approaching Dragoniencis Gigantos .
Penfold: Oh yes . Is , eh , is that good , DM ?
Danger Mouse: If you like whopping great dragons . Because there 's _ one _ coming .
Penfold: Oh , I love whopping great dragons , but only from a long way off !
Output: dragons
Riley:  We 've been tear - assing through every jungle from Paraguay up , taking out nests . As soon as we put one Suvolte down , a dozen take its place . They 're breeders , Buffy . One turns into _ ten _ , ten becomes a hundred . This gets out of hand and there 's a war with humans ? Humans are gon na lose .
Buffy: So they 're like really mean tribbles . Sorry , I 've been dealing with these , these geeks . It's - it 's a whole thing .
Output: Suvolte
John Book:  Samuel , the man who was killed tonight was a policeman , and it 's my job to find out what happened . I want you to tell me everything you saw when you went into the bathroom .
Samuel Lapp: Um ... there were two .
John Book: There were TWO men ?
Samuel Lapp: I only saw _ one _ .
John Book: Does anybody else know about this ?
Det. Sgt. Elden Carter: No , no one 's had a chance to talk to him .
John Book: What did he look like , the man that you saw ?
Samuel Lapp: He was ... like him .
John Book: He
John Book: was a black man , had black skin ?
Samuel Lapp: Ya , but not schtumpig .
John Book: Schtulpig ? What 's ' schtumpig ' ?
Rachel Lapp: On a farm , when a pig is born small like that , it 's called schtumpig , a runt .
John Book: Oh , so he was n't a runt . He was a big guy , like me ?
Samuel Lapp: Big
Samuel Lapp: guy !
Output: men
Julie Johnston:  Writing anymore letters , Crystal ?
Zandra Plackett: Send _ one _ to Yvonne 's hit man - ask him to take you out !
Julie Saunders: She can do that herself , ca n't she - she works in the kitchen , she could get a knife and slit her own bleedin ' throat !
Julie Johnston: Yeah - and Dockley 's while she 's at it !
Output: letters
Ben Bailey:  There are over 13000 cabs in New York City , but there is only _ one _ that pays you .
Output: cabs
Sanford Shamiro:  You called up your stalker ?
Matt LeBlanc: Right .
Sanford Shamiro: The _ one _ we got the restraining order for .
Matt LeBlanc: Yeah ...
Sanford Shamiro: Did you have sexual relations with her ?
Matt LeBlanc: Mm , does anal ... ?
Sanford Shamiro: Yeah , it counts .
Output: stalker
Lily Charles:  Look at the way he drapes himself all over her . Makes me wanna stick a fork in my eye . I need a drink .
Olive Snook: You 're holding _ one _ .
Lily Charles: I need a stronger one . And a fork .
Output: drink
NYPD Detective Kate Beckett:  Not quite sure where you 're going with this , Castle .
Richard Castle: Up .
Richard Castle: All
Richard Castle: right , thirty - two seconds . It takes thirty - two seconds to get from the basement to the twelfth floor .
NYPD Detective Kate Beckett: Great . I 'll alert the media .
Richard Castle: Only the second time , it took her thirty - seven seconds .
NYPD Detective Kate Beckett: Why would it take her five extra seconds ?
Richard Castle: Because the second time , she was n't coming from the twelfth floor . She was coming from the ...
NYPD Detective Kate Beckett: Fifteenth floor ? This does n't make any sense . The Petersons live on twelve .
Richard Castle: Yeah , but I bet the guy who wears that condom lives on _ fifteen _ . By the way , that whole elevator thing , I just did that 'cause you smell nice .
NYPD Detective Kate Beckett: Castle , you ca n't just knock on people 's doors .
Richard Castle: Why not ?
Output: floor
Special Agent Seeley Booth:  You know what ? Maybe you just need to ... take some time off . Go to a beach , lay in the sun .
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I may need more than a little time .
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Do n't make ... any decisions about your future right now .
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I 'm just saying ...
Special Agent Seeley Booth: You know when a dentist gives anesthetic and tells you not to operate any heavy machinery or important decisions in 24 hours , all right ? This case was bigger than root canal . Come on , let 's just go back inside and have one more drink . Come on , just _ one _ .
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I 'm tired Booth . I - I'm going to go home .
Output: drink
Bridget Jones:  Friends - they spend years trying to find you a boyfriend , but the moment you get _ one _ , they instantly tell you to dump him !
Output: boyfriend
Rosemary:  Karl , you 're not on vacation ; you 're expected to work with the other students during the day .
Karl Scott: Look , no disrespect , Rosemary , but I 'm not a Dinotopian , and I do n't want to become _ one _ , okay ?
Rosemary: Do you intend to eat our food ?
Karl Scott: Well , yeah , I guess .
Rosemary: Then you help us make it . Starting now . And please address me as Matriarch in the future .
Output: Dinotopian
Special Agent Rachel McCord:  I was following up on Valkyrie to see if there was anything more to the story . This is a family photo we got from Rasheed . He identified this woman as the servant whose body Bronson took after the air strike . And we 've identified her as Farrah Usman .
Matt Hendricks: Yeah , she 's listed as a civilian contractor working out of the U.S. Consulate in Kabul .
Special Agent Rachel McCord: It 's a typical cover for an intelligence operative .
Matt Hendricks: Yeah , and she was supposedly killed by a roadside IED the same night as the Zawari attack .
Chief Carl Villante: Well , that makes sense . The injuries from an IED look a lot like those from an air strike .
Special Agent Rachel McCord: That 's not the story . Look at this . So , Farrah Usman 's body was shipped back to Dover two days later . It was claimed by this man . Recognize that name ?
Kate Beckett: Brad Parker ? The reporter ?
Special Agent Rachel McCord: _ One _ and the same .
Kate Beckett: I do n't get it . How is he connected to Valkyrie ?
Special Agent Rachel McCord: According to the paperwork , he was her fiancé . He 's involved in this whole thing .
Output: Parker
Willow:  Are you sure this thing called itself The First ?
Buffy: Pretty sure . It claimed to be the original evil , the _ one _ that came before anything else .
Anya: Please , how many times have I heard that line in my demon days ? " I 'm so rotten , they do n't even have a word for it . I 'm bad , baddy bad bad bad . Does it make you horny ? " Or terrified . Whatever .
Buffy: It was n't a line .
Output: First
Bob Belcher:  Did n't she only used to have one cat ?
Linda Belcher: Ah , she adopted one last week and then she found _ one _ on her way over here . She 's a cat magnet !
Gayle: Oh , it was so sad . He was just sitting on someone 's porch . Poor little guy .
Louise Belcher: Just sitting there .
Gayle: Just sitting there in the sun .
Output: cat
Olsen:  I appreciate you letting me observe that brain operation today .
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: It would have been more complicated if it had needed _ one _ but since you wanted to observe my technique ...
Output: operation
Penfold:  I 'm very popular , Chief . I 've got a fanclub in Willesden Green with nearly four members . And I 'm starting another one . I mean another _ one _ 's starting in Barnsley if I can get to Barnsley .
Danger Mouse: Yes , four member of your fanclub : two goldfish , a cat and a golf ball . That is , does not make in my estimation a fan club .
Output: fanclub
Mike Milligan:  Remind me which one you are again ...
Ricky G: The kid Otto had with the maid ?
Mike Milligan: You see the shotgun , right ?
Ricky G: You could n't afford a real _ one _ ?
Output: shotgun
Jane Deborah Hilton:  I beg your pardon , Colonel Smollett . There 's someone here to see you . Your grandson .
Colonel William G. Smollett: William ?
Corporal William G. 'Bill' Smollett II: Hello , Grandpa !
Colonel William G. Smollett: To what peculiar combination of circumstances do I owe this visit , William ?
Corporal William G. 'Bill' Smollett II: Well , you see , I was transferred out here to Chamberlain Field , and I found out at your office -
Colonel William G. Smollett: Indeed ? I was n't even aware that the United States forces had been honored by your membership .
Corporal William G. 'Bill' Smollett II: I enlisted , sir . Last summer .
Colonel William G. Smollett: So . I do n't think we need trouble these young women with your autobiography . Let 's go into the living room . If you will excuse me .
Corporal William G. 'Bill' Smollett II: Excuse me .
Colonel William G. Smollett: I presume you 've come to me for help of one sort or another with your tail between your legs .
Corporal William G. 'Bill' Smollett II: No , sir , I thought you might like - Well , you see -
Colonel William G. Smollett: Or is it money that you 're after ? Speak up , boy .
Corporal William G. 'Bill' Smollett II: I thought you might like to see me .
Colonel William G. Smollett: A very mistaken notion if ever you had _ one _ , and you 've had plenty as we 're both well aware .
Corporal William G. 'Bill' Smollett II: After all , I thought we may not see one another again . I do n't know when I 'll be shipped out .
Colonel William G. Smollett: Come , William . Let 's not dramatize these things . There 's no need for any pretense of affection between us . You 've paid your courtesy call .
Corporal William G. 'Bill' Smollett II: Well , all right , if that 's the way you feel about it ! I 'm sorry to have disturbed you .
Colonel William G. Smollett: You may drop me a line with your address . And if you have any affairs that require attention , I shall have my lawyers look after them . For your late father 's sake . Now , I 'm sure you will excuse me . I 'm a bit tired .
Output: notion
Second Doctor:  We ca n't allow it , you know .
Third Doctor: The tomb is sealed for the best of reasons .
First Doctor: And when we get back to our own time - streams , it must be sealed again .
Second Doctor: Doctor , we need you ! Join us !
First Doctor: He ca n't . It 's some kind of mind lock . Fight it , my boy , fight it ! Concentrate !
Second Doctor: We must be one !
Fifth Doctor: You see , Borusa ? Together , we 're a match for you !
Borusa: Perhaps , but you will never overcome it .
Fifth Doctor: But Chancellor Flavia will be here with her guards ... or will you overcome the entire High Council ?
Rassilon: This is the Game of Rassilon !
Borusa: I am Borusa , Lord and President of Gallifrey .
Rassilon: Why have you come here ?
Borusa: I come to claim that which is promised .
Rassilon: You seek immortality ?
Borusa: Yes .
Rassilon: And who are these _ three _ ?
Borusa: These are my servants .
Second Doctor: We most certainly are not !
Third Doctor: Do n't believe him !
Fifth Doctor: That 's nonsense !
First Doctor: Do n't believe them , Lord Rassilon ! President Borusa speaks the truth !
Rassilon: You believe that President Borusa deserves the immortality he seeks ?
First Doctor: Indeed I do .
Rassilon: He shall have it . Take the ring . Do you claim immortality , Lord Borusa ? You will not turn back ?
Borusa: Never !
Output: servants
Walter:  I 'm getting sick of that guy . I think all this fame has gone to his head .
Jeff Dunham: Why ?
Walter: He 's been doing all the typical Hollywood stuff .
Jeff Dunham: Like what ?
Walter: He 's been dating a goat half his age . Oh yeah , an actual goat ! Even got her fake teats ! Oh yeah , all six of 'em .
Jeff Dunham: Walter , a goat only has _ two _ .
Walter: How sick is it that you actually know that ? What , are you so lonely now you 're checking out barnyard animals ? You know , they 're called petting zoos , not heavy petting zoos . Come on , what 's her name ? Ma - a - a - a - argret ?
Jeff Dunham: Will you ... ? Can we change the subject ?
Walter: Su - u - ure .
Output: teats
Tad:  Well this barn sits on what they call the South 40 . Yep . I 'm not sure exactly how many acres that is ... but ... uh ... I 'm gon na guess that 's a lot ...
Pete: Yeah ... I 'm gon na guess _ 40 _ .
Tad: Hmmmm ... oh yeah ...
Output: acres
Russell Taylor:  Yet another example , as if we needed _ one _ , that life is not fair .
Output: example
Film Brain:  Luther is sent to get the tree , but there 's only one left . The _ one _ he hit with his car .
Luther: How much is it ?
Scout Leader: $ 75 .
Luther: The sign says $ 15 .
Scout Leader: Supply and demand . The scouts sure could use your $ 75 donation for their camping trip , Mr. Krank .
Film Brain: Stick it up their ass and go somewhere else . I 'm pretty sure that 's not the only tree around . So , Luther buys the tree because he 's an idiot .
Output: tree
Principal Conrad Wexler:  Ren , you are by far the best Student Administrative Assistant I 've ever had .
Ren Stevens: Well , I 'm the only _ one _ you 've ever had , sir . I created the job .
Output: Assistant
Zach Galifianakis - Host:  I 'm sorry I had to cancel so many times , my mouse pad broke last week and I had to get my great aunt so diabetes shoes
Barack Obama: It 's no problem I have to say when I heard that people actually watch this show I was pretty surprised .
Zach Galifianakis - Host: Welcome to Between Two Ferns , I 'm your host Zach Galifianakis and my guest today is Barack Obama , " president " Barack Obama
Barack Obama: Good to be with you
Zach Galifianakis - Host: First question : in 2013 you pardoned the turkey , what do you have planned for 2014 ?
Barack Obama: We 'll probably pardon another turkey , we do that every thanksgiving , was that the depressing to you ? Seeing the one turkey you could eat , out of circulation ?
Zach Galifianakis - Host: , So how does this work ? Did you send ambassador Rodman to North Korea on your behalf ? I send somewhere you 'd be sending Hulk Hogan to Syria , or is that more of a job for Tonya Harding ?
Barack Obama: He 's not our ambassador
Zach Galifianakis - Host: What we do about North Ikea ?
Barack Obama: Why do n't we move on ?
Zach Galifianakis - Host: I have to know , what is it like to be the last black president ?
Barack Obama: Seriously ? What 's it like for this to be the last time you ever to talk to a president ?
Zach Galifianakis - Host: It must kind of stink though , that you ca n't run three times
Barack Obama: Actually I think it 's good idea , if I ran a third time , it 'd be like doing the third Hangover movie , it did n't work out very well , did it ? I have to say I 've seen the show before and some of the episodes have been a little better than this _ one _ . For examples the one with Bradley Cooper , that was a great episode
Zach Galifianakis - Host: Bradley Cooper ...
Barack Obama: He Kind of carried that movie , did n't he ?
Zach Galifianakis - Host: Which film were you speaking of ?
Barack Obama: Those Hangover movies , basically he carried them .
Zach Galifianakis - Host: Yeah , everybody loves Bradley , good for him
Barack Obama: Good looking guy
Zach Galifianakis - Host: Being in Hollywood , that 's easy , be short and fat and smell like Doritos and try and make it in Hollywood
Zach Galifianakis - Host: Is
Zach Galifianakis - Host: It going to be hard in two years when you 're no longer president and people will stop letting you win at basketball ?
Barack Obama: How does it feel to have a three inch " vertical " ?
Zach Galifianakis - Host: Actually it 's a three inch " horizontal "
Output: episodes
Autloc:  In the annals , there is the myth of the five suns of the sky . Name them .
Susan Foreman: The first was known as Four Tiger , the second , the Sun of Air , the third , the Sun of Fire and Rain , the fourth , the Sun of Water , and finally , the present _ one _ , the Sun Of Man .
Autloc: Excellent Susan .
Output: suns
Daphne:  Wow , these people sure know how to throw a dinner .
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: That 's good , cause I sure know how to catch _ one _ .
Output: dinner
Lieutenant Danny Roman:  I like westerns , like Shane .
Lieutenant Chris Sabian: It 's interesting that you pick _ one _ where the hero dies .
Lieutenant Danny Roman: What are you talking about ? He does n't die . He rides off into the sunset , and that kid says " Come back , Shane ! "
Lieutenant Chris Sabian: That 's a common misconception , in the last frame he 's slumped over on his horse .
Lieutenant Danny Roman: So he was slumped , slumped do n't mean dead .
Output: westerns
Colonel William Sharp:  Get off ... the nuclear ... warhead .
Rockhound: I was doing that guy from that movie , you know , Slim Pickens , where he rides it all the way in , the nuclear warhead .
Colonel William Sharp: Now .
Rockhound: Oh , you did n't see that _ one _ , huh ?
Output: movie
Lt. Shanley:  I served under the Captain at Shiloh , Fredericksburg , and in the Comanche wars .
Charles Briswell: But fortunately , not at Bitter Creek .
Jason McCord: As I recall , you lost two good friends at Bitter Creek .
Lt. Shanley: As I recall , you lost _ thirty _ .
Output: friends
Dr. Leanne Rorish:  When I was in med school , back in the dark ages , the received wisdom was , it 's never a good idea to treat your own family members . It 's easier in theory than in practice , and everybody does it eventually , especially for the small stuff . And in extreme situations , like the _ one _ you 're in right now , you have no choice . You 're the only one , who can help her . The tragedy is ... when you 're absolutely the finest , most skilled doctor there is , and , you have to turn them over to people less skilled than you . So you 're lucky , your mother is lucky , because there is no - one , anywhere , better equipped to save her , than you ! You have the opportunity to do what I could n't do with my own family . I envy you that . So , do n't waste it questioning yourself . You know what to do .
Output: situations
Herr Funk:  There are five flyers , Joan : I want all _ five _ .
Joan: Supposing I were to tell you they escaped .
Herr Funk: If they had , I would not have left a delightful party to come here .
Output: flyers
Alex Rieger:  Jim , when I said you were a flake , I meant you 'd done some weird things .
"Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: Name _ one _ .
Alex Rieger: You lived in a condemned building for five years .
"Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: You 're confusing flakiness with style !
Alex Rieger: You kept a horse named Gary in your bedroom .
"Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: Not everyone has a guest room , Alex .
Output: things
Lt. Columbo:  That 'll be good , you and me together , Pat . Three eyes are better than _ one _ .
Output: eyes
Ambril:  Now , take this as an example . It dates from the middle Sumaran era , and unusually , is mentioned quite specifically in the legend . Well , there can be no doubt , the references to the Six Faces of Delusion . Yeah , now count : one , two , three , four , five . You will observe there are five faces , not six , as the legend would have it . Now , my point is this : I do find it quite extraordinarily difficult to take seriously a legend that can not even count accurately .
Ambril: Of
Ambril: course , aristically speaking is an entirely different matter . The piece is exquisite . An undoubted masterpiece .
The Doctor: What is it ?
Ambril: Hmm ? Headdress .
The Doctor: Try it on .
Ambril: What ?
The Doctor: Try it on .
Ambril: Certainly not ! Whatever for ?
The Doctor: Please , I want to show you something . Then I 'll go and leave you in peace .
Ambril: Hmm , very well .
Ambril: Well
The Doctor: ?
The Doctor: Now , count the faces again .
Ambril: Well , do as he says .
Chela: One , two , three , _ four _ , five .
The Doctor: And one makes six . The Sixth Face of Delusion is the wearer 's own . That was probably the idea , do n't you think ?
Ambril: Get out ! Go on , get out !
Output: faces
Doctor Who:  I 've never been more serious , Colonel . We are facing an enemy of greater power than you can dream of .
Skinsale: I do appreciate the scientific romances of Mr. Wells , but ...
Doctor Who: Herbert may have a few of his important facts wrong , but his basic supposition is sound enough . Do you think your little speck in the galaxy is the only _ one _ with intelligent life , hm ?
Output: speck
Ronnie Burns:  It seems that everything happens in this house . Last time I brought a girl home , Mr. Von Zell showed up with an Indian in full war paint . And another time , mother locked my professor in the closet !
George Burns: Ronnie , if those things did n't happen in this house ... we would n't have _ one _ .
Output: house
Lilith:  No , you do n't understand . Usually , we do n't get attached to the rats , but this _ one _ was so special . We even named him . Everyone in the lab called him Whitey .
Carla: Are you sure they were n't talking to you ?
Lilith: No , Carla , they were talking about Whitey the rat .
Carla: Okay , I 'll ask again . Are you sure they were n't talking to you ?
Output: rats
Lord Dread:  _ One _ by one the power stations go online . Millions of watts of broadcast power , ready to converge here . And from that power ... life .
Overmind: We detect pride in your voice , Lord Dread . Emotions are for organics .
Lord Dread: Of course . I was merely making an observation , I ...
Output: stations
Urashima Keitaro:  It had three holes , and I really wanted _ one _ !
Output: holes
Miss Elsie Powell:  What 's your profession ?
Etta Place, alias Bonnie Doris: I do n't really have _ one _ .
Miss Elsie Powell: Nonsense . Its a new world . Women should have professions and the vote . Now , a nice little girl like you must know how to do something .
Output: profession
M.E. Sidney Perlmutter:  What is it , Castle ?
Richard Castle: No , I was just wondering ... before this man died , he was behaving exactly like a zombie . Is there any medical way to determine if he actually ... was ... _ one _ ?
M.E. Sidney Perlmutter: Why is he in my morgue ?
Output: zombie
Kevin Ryan:  If Sonia was communicating with the killer and she orchestrated this whole armored car heist to look exactly like the _ one _ she went to prison for , knowing that we 'd go to talk to her ...
Javier Esposito: Then Sonia would get out and lead us to Joey , who pulled a gun so she could run away . The whole thing was an escape plan that she set up with Joey beforehand . Unfortunately for Sonia , we ran her down .
Kevin Ryan: Okay , assuming all this is true , why now ? I mean , she had three months left until parole . Why throw that all away ?
Javier Esposito: I do n't know . But I bet you Joey does .
Output: heist
Annie Edison:  Fourth floor , room 470 . First , he said it was _ 69 _ . I wanna rub Purell on my brain .
Output: room
Boomstick:  The White Tigerzord is a gigantic weaponized robo - kitty . While cats are clearly inferior to dogs , I might make an exception for this _ one _ and take it home .
Wizard: Well , considering after it transforms to warrior mode , the Tigerzord weighs 150 tons and stands nearly fifteen floors tall , I do n't think you 'll find one in a pet shop window .
Boomstick: And it 's a Transformer ? Awesome !
Output: cats
Derek Morgan:  All right , kid . Talk to me . I can tell you 're having something up in your head . What is it ?
Dr. Spencer Reid: 2412 . That 's the number of hours we spent communicating , counting phone calls and letters .
Derek Morgan: All right , that 's about a hundred days .
Dr. Spencer Reid: _ 100.5 _ . What if that 's all I get ?
Derek Morgan: Well , it 's not .
Dr. Spencer Reid: You ca n't say that .
Derek Morgan: Yes , I can . 'Cause when we find her alive , and you finally get to lay your eyes on her , what 's the first thing you 're gon na say to her ?
Dr. Spencer Reid: A couple of months ago , we were getting off the phone and ... and she said " Bye . Love you " . Just like that , " bye , love you . " I know it was just a slip , but ...
Derek Morgan: But she said it , Reid . She said it . You did n't say it back to her , did you ?
Dr. Spencer Reid: I was waiting for when we finally met .
Output: days
Haley James Scott:  So , I had an idea , why do n't we just get a picture of you eating one egg and then tell them you ate _ five _ ?
Peyton Sawyer: Haley James Scott , we do n't cheat .
Haley James Scott: Well , you did with Lucas .
Output: egg
Andy Richter:  I got ta get Jake a jet pack .
Keith Richards: It 's in the basement .
Andy Richter: Really , the basement ? They have them in this building ?
Keith Richards: They got a lot of things in this building you do n't know about . Things you do n't want to know about .
Andy Richter: I know there 's a gym , look , will you get off me about that , I signed up !
Keith Richards: But you never go .
Andy Richter: I 'm busy !
Byron Togler: You 're not that busy .
Andy Richter: Guys , we 're talking about a jet pack .
Keith Richards: Do n't worry , I know the guy who runs the storage room , he 'll get you _ one _ .
Andy Richter: Really ? Well , that 's great ! How come you always know a guy ?
Keith Richards: 'Cause I go to the gym .
Output: pack
Sharon Theodopolopoudos:  Morning Dor .
Dorien Green: Sharon you made me jump .
Sharon Theodopolopoudos: I do n't suppose that 'll be the last _ one _ you 'll have today .
Output: jump
Basil Fawlty:  Your * name * , please , could I have your name ?
Lord Melbury: Melbury .
Basil Fawlty: One second please . Hello ? ... Ah , yes Mr O'Reilly , well it 's perfectly simple . When I asked you to build me a wall I was rather hoping that instead of just dumping the bricks in a pile you might have found time to cement them together ... you know , one on top of another , in the traditional fashion . Could you fill it in , please ? Oh , splendid ! Ah , yes , but * when * , Mr O'Reilly ? there - there ! Yes , but when ? Yes , yes ... ah ! ... the flu ! * Both * names , please . Yes , I should have guessed , Mr. O'Reilly that and the potato famine I suppose ...
Lord Melbury: I beg your pardon ?
Basil Fawlty: Would you put * both * your names , please ? ... Well , will you give me a * date * ?
Lord Melbury: Er ... I only use _ one _ .
Basil Fawlty: You do n't have a first name ?
Lord Melbury: No , I am * Lord * Melbury , so I simply sign myself " Melbury " .
Basil Fawlty: Go away . ... I 'm * so * sorry to have kept you waiting , your lordship ... I * do * apologize , * please * forgive me . Now , was there something , is there something , anything , I can do for you ? Anything at all ?
Output: names
Michael Shayne:  You can forget Vinnie 's confession , Will . I 've got a better one .
Will Gentry: Hmm ?
Michael Shayne: We 've got a better _ one _ .
Connie Pico: Not better - just a little more truthful .
Output: confession
Angela:  Karen , this is for you . It 's a dream catcher . It 's made by the native Americans and it catches all your dreams and keeps them safe forever .
Karen: I had a dream about weasels eating me last night and I do n't want that _ one _ again .
Output: dream
Caroline Channing:  Ok , there 's bulletproof glass ... with a bullet in it .
Max Black: Alright so the glass works ...
Caroline Channing: It says to sign in .
Max Black: Look , why do n't you just take some of our cupcake business savings and go to a good dentist 's office ? You know , _ one _ where you wo n't get a Staph infection just by looking at the floor .
Output: office
Donald Groves:  This is my tooth . It was in my head . This tooth and I have been together since we were kids . This tooth chewed on my mom .
Scott Ross: You should sell it .
Donald Groves: Sell it ?
Scott Ross: Sell it . The tooth from the mouth of Donald Groves ? Do you know how much that 's worth on the open market ?
Donald Groves: How much ?
Scott Ross: Plenty .
Donald Groves: Who 'd wanna buy my tooth ?
Scott Ross: Collectors .
Donald Groves: Collectors ?
Scott Ross: Collectors . People collect everything . Stamps , salt and pepper shakers , World 's Fair tchochkes . Some people collect crime stuff . Lindbergh ladder , Ted Bundy 's toenail clippings , and this .
Donald Groves: We 'd have to get a fence , right ?
Scott Ross: We 're in prison . How hard 's that gon na be ?
Donald Groves: Ross , if we get a good price , I still got _ 30 _ more .
Output: fence
Missy:  And I 'm going to need eight snipers .
Kate Lethbridge-Stewart: Eight what ?
Missy: _ Three _ for each heart and two for my brain stem . You 'll have to switch me off fast before I can regenerate .
Output: snipers
Simon:  Did you read the papers yesterday ?
Helen Tasker: Yes .
Simon: Sometimes a story 's a mask for a covert operation . See " Two men killed in a restroom and two unidentified men in a running shootout ending at the Marriot . "
Helen Tasker: That was you .
Simon: You
Simon: see ...
Harry Tasker: That was me .
Simon: You 're very good . You recognize my style . You 're a natural at this .
Gib: The guy 's a fake , man . He 's taking credit for our moves .
Helen Tasker: What happened ?
Simon: Hardly worth talking about . Two of them wo n't bother me again .
Gib: Unbelievable !
Helen Tasker: You chased _ one _ ?
Simon: Something came over me . I just had to nail this guy no matter what the risk . Pretty hairy . I thought he had me a couple of times . But I ca n't take credit .
Helen Tasker: Why not ?
Simon: It 's the training . It shapes you into a lethal instrument . You react in a microsecond without thinking .
Gib: I 'm startin ' to like this guy .
Gib: We
Gib: still got ta kill him . That 's a given . You know .
Output: guy
Aaron Marker:  I spent my entire career putting bullshit sound bites into other people 's heads . Cassie 's the only person who ever filled me with anything . I ca n't lose her again .
James Cole: I got a buddy , back in 2043 . Always says this thing : Everybody 's got two wolves inside them . Both of them are starving . The one wolf is anger , envy , pride . The other _ one _ 's truth , kindness . Every day they tear each other apart . But it 's not the better wolf that wins . It 's the one you feed . Cassie feeds the good one .
Output: wolves
Martha Masters:  You did an LP ? Why did n't you page me ?
Dr. Gregory House: Oh , I 'm sorry . Did you want to do one of those ? You should 've spoken up . You want the job or not ?
Martha Masters: Um ... I ... After careful consideration , I have decided to accept your offer for an internship .
Dr. Gregory House: Great . My department has a slightly different procedure log .
Martha Masters: Uh , you forged the last one . I only did 9 LPs .
Dr. Gregory House: Do you know how to do an LP ?
Martha Masters: Of course .
Dr. Gregory House: Do you know how to do 9 LPs and say it was _ 10 _ ? It 's time to grow up . Turn that in , the job is yours .
Output: LP
Bucky:  But I shoot gun many times and in all excitement I lose track myself , huh . So now you thinking , did he fire eight shots or only ...
Sterling Archer: _ Four _ , idiot .
Output: shots
Elliot DiMauro:  He only ate half his donut .
Nina Van Horn: But Jack always finishes his donut . Maybe it 's his second one .
Dennis Finch: The point is , he put _ one _ down .
Output: donut
Carl Kolchak:  Duh ... somebody told me that it was kind of a messy death , right ?
Captain Maurice Molnar: Ever see _ one _ that was n't ?
Output: death
Tillie Sullivan:  Ask him how many times he thinks a woman has to experiment before she 's considered a lesbian .
Kevin Beekin: Speaking on behalf of the lesbian community , how many acts ... of lesbianics , I do n't know the word . How many acts of lesbianics does it take before she 's considered a lesbian ?
Gay Man: Without making anyone uncomfortable ... I 'd rather not try to speculate on that question .
Tillie Sullivan: I heard it was _ five _ .
Gay Man: I would agree with that , yeah .
Kevin Beekin: Is n't it no longer considered experimenting once you know what it is ?
Output: acts
Coach Howard Stebbins:  I do n't know if you 've heard , but we 're mighty proud of our football team here at Gro Vont High . How 'd you like to sign up ?
Sam Callahan: Well , I 'd like to , sir , but my mom needs me at home . She hasn't adjusted to the lack of humidity yet .
Coach Howard Stebbins: See , the thing is , it takes twenty - two players to hold a practice and I 've only got _ twenty _ - one , and half of them still suck their mama 's tit at night .
Sam Callahan: W - well , I no longer nurse , sir .
Output: players
Glen:  Hi I 'm Glen
Glen: Guess how many fingers I have ?
Glen: ten
Glen: no I have _ eight _ and two thumbs
Output: fingers
Scott:  They caught us right enough .
Captain James T. Kirk: Well , that 's a brilliant observation , Mr. Scott . Do you have any other helpful opinions ?
Scott: Well , we 've not got many choices .
Captain James T. Kirk: We have _ three _ : We can fight , and be destroyed ; or we can destroy the Enterprise ourselves and keep her from the Romulans , or we can ... surrender .
Output: choices
David Rossi:  All of the dump sites are pretty isolated , but this _ one _ takes the cake .
Output: dump
Kate Beckett:  Castle ?
Richard Castle: Hmm .
Kate Beckett: Should I be worried about your commitment to our engagement ?
Richard Castle: No ... why ?
Kate Beckett: 'Cause it says right here that you 're getting back together with your ex - wife .
Richard Castle: What ?
Kate Beckett: Right here . Page six .
Richard Castle: " Castle caught cuddling with ex - wife publisher " . No , no , this was a business lunch . We were discussing Heat and Storm books .
Kate Beckett: Oh , so , um , you were n't ... " gazing lovingly into her eyes " ?
Richard Castle: She had spinach in her teeth . That 's just ... okay , I do n't ... see , this would n't happen if you just let me announce our engagement .
Kate Beckett: We already talked about this . Everyone that 's important to us already knows .
Richard Castle: Yes , and just because I 'm a public figure does n't mean you need to be _ one _ , too . I know .
Kate Beckett: Exactly .
Richard Castle: Well , as long as you do n't mind this sort of thing happening .
Kate Beckett: I do n't . 'Cause it 's not true . And it only gives me more material to torture you with .
Richard Castle: Mmm , and the student becomes the master .
Output: figure
Henry Coleman:  You and Katie - you go forth and bear fruit and multiply , all right . The only multiple fruit I want to see are _ three _ in a row on a slot machine .
Output: fruit
Lt. Jim Dangle:  So Inspector Smiley will be spending the day with one of our deputies here on patrol .
Lt. Jim Dangle: Pick
Lt. Jim Dangle: _ one _ , pick anybody .
Inspector Martin Smiley: Okay , I 'll go with this young lady here .
Lt. Jim Dangle: Okay
Lt. Jim Dangle: , no . Now pick again .
Output: deputies
Captain Archer:  Sewage takes on a whole new meaning when it comes from a dozen different species .
Kessick: _ 31 _ , to be exact .
Output: species
Robin the Frog:  I think it 's great to be going back to the swamp and rediscovering our roots .
Rowlf: Hey
Rowlf: , there 's _ one _ now .
Janice: Thanks .
Rowlf: It goes with the poison ivy .
Output: roots
Danny Messer:  You hear about that body ?
Det. Stella Bonasera: The _ one _ by the River Cafe ? Yeah , I caught it on the police portable when I was in the shower .
Danny Messer: Why does n't that surprise me ?
Det. Stella Bonasera: The job never stops , Danny .
Output: body