niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Molly:  I 'm not going to argue with you anymore , Zach . You 're dishonest , and you 're too good with words .
Zach: Hey . When have I ever been dishonest with you ?
Molly: Oh , come on ! You were dishonest with me from the time you decided you wanted to fuck me !
Zach: We were introduced . I said , " How do you do ? I want to fuck you . " What 's dishonest about that ?
Molly: Zach , in the six months of living together , we had 100 arguments .
Zach: I only counted _ 99 _ .
Molly: Okay . Out of those 99 arguments , was there ever a time that you thought I was right ?
Zach: Honestly ? No .
Molly: What does that tell you ?
Zach: That you were wrong 99 times out of 100 .
Output: arguments
Judge Zane:  Thank you for your testimony , Officer Reese . Sergeant Highway , drunk and disorderly . Fighting in a public establishment . Urinating on a police vehicle ?
Highway: Well , it seemed like the thing to do , sir .
Judge Zane: Just because there 's no war going on does not give you the right to start _ one _ every time you get drunk . Now I 'm taking into account your excellent military record and your commitment to the security of this great nation . But this is your last chance . One hundred dollar fine . Next !
Highway: Your nightstick file for divorce , Reese ?
Reese: Who the hell do you think you are ? Pissin ' on my squad car . You think you can break our rules and then just walk away ? Or are we supposed to wet our pants over your dress blues and your Goddamn colored ribbons . Take a look at that file of yours sometime , hero . Check the dates . It 's ancient fucking history . You know , one of these Saturday nights you 're going to be puking blood in some alley and you 're going to look up and see me standing there . Then we 'll see .
Highway: Keep dreaming , shit ball .
Reese: You 're gon na pay full price rummy . I do n't believe in no serviceman 's discounts .
Highway: Too bad , your old lady does .
Output: war
Roland Sharp:  Furthermore , I 'd appreciate it if you 'd cover yourselves in our presence . I realize how very proud you are ... of your tattoos , piercings , and other body modifications . However , my colleagues and I do not need to see these ! Are there any questions ?
Teresa: I have _ one _ . Are you always such a dick ?
Roland Sharp: Yes !
Output: questions
Dr. Spencer Reid:  Long - term stranger abductions of children Billie 's age are rare . They represent only half of one percent of all missing cases per year . But they are usually more likely to be fatal . Of the children that are abducted and murdered , 44% die within the first hour . From that point forth , their odds of survival greatly decrease . 75% are gone after three hours . Virtually all of them are dead after _ twenty _ - four .
Aaron Hotchner: Which means we have just under four hours to find her .
Output: hours
Angela Montenegro:  Wow . They kinda go together .
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Because they 're deceased ?
Angela Montenegro: Yeah . But more than that . They 're exactly same level of hotness .
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Which is _ zero _ because they 're skeletons .
Output: level
Captain Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace:  When I woke up orbiting Earth , I just figured it was some crazy dream , but ... I went in following a Heavy Raider . I mean , maybe the Cylons pulled me out of the soup ... and captured me , brainwashed me on Caprica , and they experimented on me . I mean , did they take pieces of me ? I mean , is ... is it possible that they grew me , another me , in a petri dish ? Or they embedded me with the memories , or it with the memories , or ... I do n't know .
Ensign Samuel Anders: No . Hey , no , no , no . Kara , no . Listen to me . If you were a Cylon , then you 've been _ one _ from the beginning .
Captain Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace: Like Boomer ? Spend my entire life thinking I 'm one thing ...
Ensign Samuel Anders: Yeah , and then you wake up one day and discover you 're another . Still does n't change who you really are . Still does n't change the fact that I love you , no matter what .
Captain Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace: You are a better person than I am , Sam , because if I found out that you were a Cylon ... I would put a bullet between your eyes .
Lt. Anastasia Dualla: All hands , prepare for jump in four , three , two , jump .
Captain Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace: Damn it ! They 're still going in the wrong direction . One more jump and I 'm gon na lose my way altogether .
Ensign Samuel Anders: All right , we got ta find you a rack . Okay , take it easy .
Captain Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace: It 's Roslin . The Old Man 's not gon na listen to me as long she 's ... I got ta get to her .
Output: Cylons
Hal Jordan:  The ring chose me for a reason ... and this is the _ one _ .
Output: reason
Porita Gibbons:  Bessie K. Higgenbottom . What 's the ' K ' stand for ? Ka - ka ?
Bessie Higgenbottom: That's- That 's a good one , Portia . Really good roll in the road . Yep , that ' K ' is just a typo . It 's a printing error . Quality type setting is n't what it used to be . That 's a nice dress you 're wearing .
Porita Gibbons: Yeah , I know that . What I do n't know is why you wo n't tell me your middle name .
Bessie Higgenbottom: My middle name , um it 's ka- ... Why wo n't I tell you it ? Uh 'cause I do n't have one ?
Porita Gibbons: Oh really ? What if you 're a big ole liar ?
Bessie Higgenbottom: Okay , okay ! I do have one , I do have _ one _ ! But trust me it 's for the best that no one ever find out what it is .
Output: name
DCI Charlie Wise:  You wanted me ?
Albie Kinsella: I want a photograph taken . I want people to know what he did to me .
DCI Charlie Wise: Put your clothes on , son . You 'll catch a chill .
Albie Kinsella: I 'll put my clothes on when I 've had a photograph taken . I know my rights .
DCI Charlie Wise: You 've killed three people , son . _ One _ a DCI from this nick . Now you put your clothes on , or I 'll rip your dick off ! Right ?
Albie Kinsella: Four .
DCI Charlie Wise: Come again ?
Albie Kinsella: I 've killed four people .
Output: people
Kevin Ryan:  Hayley .
Javier Esposito: What happened ? Did you lose a bet and now Castle gets to drag you everywhere he goes ?
Richard Castle: Quite the contrary . Hayley actually wanted to watch me solve yet another murder .
Kevin Ryan: You mean help solve . You help .
Javier Esposito: Yeah . Remember , bro , you can not solve a homicide without us .
Kevin Ryan: But we sure as hell can solve _ one _ without you .
Hayley Shipton: Really ? Because on the ride over here , Rick was bragging about how the NYPD ca n't close a case .
Richard Castle: Eh , those were just jokes that ... out of context , it 's not as funny . I was rolling my eyes when I said it .
Richard Castle: Thank
Richard Castle: you for stabbing me in the back .
Output: homicide
Dylan Massett:  There are things in life that have consequences , Norma . You 're looking at _ one _ . I 'm a consequence .
Norma Louise Bates: No you 're not . You 're not a consequence . You need to be strong , you need to put this behind you .
Dylan Massett: I ca n't put this behind me . It 's me . How can I put me behind me ?
Output: consequences
Roj Blake:  The others have decided to go with me .
Kerr Avon: I thought they would . Not very bright , but loyal .
Roj Blake: That leaves you .
Kerr Avon: I have thought about it .
Roj Blake: And ?
Roj Blake: Come
Roj Blake: on Avon , stop playing games . Are you going to go with me or not ?
Kerr Avon: Well , of course . I am surprised you ever doubted it .
Roj Blake: Thank you .
Kerr Avon: Frankly , I do n't see how you can do it without me . Your strongest enemies are going to be the defense computers . I am the only one qualified to tackle them .
Roj Blake: Yes , that had occurred to me . You better start getting kitted up . Do you want to tell me why ?
Kerr Avon: I like the challenge .
Roj Blake: You do n't want to tell me why .
Kerr Avon: If we succeed , if we destroy Control , the Federation will be at its weakest . It will be more vulnerable than it has been for centuries . The revolt in the Outer Worlds will grow . The resistance movements on Earth will launch an all - out attack to destroy the Federation . They will need unifying . They will need a leader . * You * will be the natural choice .
Roj Blake: Possibly .
Kerr Avon: Do n't be modest , Blake . You are the only _ one _ that they would all follow . You would have no choice . You would have to stay on Earth and organize the revolt .
Roj Blake: If there 's no other way .
Kerr Avon: There would n't be .
Roj Blake: That still does n't explain why you 're backing me .
Kerr Avon: With you running the campaign on Earth , somebody has to take charge ... of all this .
Roj Blake: You want the Liberator .
Kerr Avon: Exactly . If we succeed , the destruction of Control gives us both what we want .
Roj Blake: Could be you 're planning just a little far ahead .
Kerr Avon: Perhaps . But sooner or later , I will have my chance .
Roj Blake: There 's no hurry .
Output: leader
Sherlock Holmes:  I owe you a bit of an apology . I attempted to express my concern for you last night , but my thoughts were distorted by the lens of my own needs . It was not optimally done .
Dr. Joan Watson: Oh , that 's okay .
Sherlock Holmes: What I was trying to say was that one of the things I 've gained from our collaboration is a working definition of the word friendship . Friendship , I 've come to believe , is most accurately defined as two people moving towards the best aspects of _ one _ another . It is a relationship of mutual benefit , mutual gain . Another thing I 've learned is that my isolationist tendencies are decidedly not my best quality . I am not a better person because of a lack of connection . So , I think the healthy thing is for you not to move in my direction . In fact , quite the opposite .
Dr. Joan Watson: That 's worth thinking about .
Output: people
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard:  A violent storm continues over the great house at Collinwood , and it has been discovered that two children have disappeared in the middle of this night . While the adults in the house search frantically for them , the children are busy in an old storage room in the abandoned west wing , about to make a startling discovery of their own . _ One _ that will change the course of their lives .
Output: discovery
Tim:  No I do n't talk about my love life for a very good reason , and that reason is I do n't have _ one _ . Which is very good news for the ladies - I am still available . I 'm a heck of a catch , cos , er well look at it . I live in Slough , in a lovely house , with my parents . I have my own room , which I 've had since yep , since I was born . That 's seen a lot of action I tell you . Mainly dusting . I went to university for a year as well , before I dropped out , so I 'm a quitter . So , er , form an orderly queue ladies .
Output: life
Taz 'Rat' Finch:  How many languages do you speak ?
Dr. Conrad Zimsky: Five , actually .
Taz 'Rat' Finch: Well , I speak _ one _ ... One Zero One Zero Zero . With that I could steal your money , your secrets , your sexual fantasies , your whole life . Any country , any place , any time I want . We multitask like you breathe . I could n't think as slow as you if I tried .
Output: languages
Marv:  Since I 've known you , you 've lured me to Miami , you blackmailed me , forced me to lie to the U.S. government . Not exactly a foundation of trust .
Michael Westen: Maybe
Michael Westen: it 's time to build _ one _ .
Marv: Oh , please . I 've seen your file . When there 's that much smoke , there 's usually a flame or two .
Michael Westen: That file is a lie . I did n't do those things .
Marv: Ah , maybe you did , maybe you did n't . But we both know that you 're never gon na get back in unless you 've got a heaping pile of new evidence . And here you are with a shovel .
Michael Westen: You think I 'm lying about this list ?
Marv: I think I ca n't take the chance . Look , I 'll vouch for you on this thing , OK ? I 'll hand you off to my superiors . You 're gon na have to go on the record about the people who burned you , and I 'm talking about every contact you 've made with them .
Michael Westen: That would be very dangerous , Marv - for me , for you . If the people who burned me found out we 're talking ...
Marv: This is n't negotiable . I 'm not gon na be your errand boy unless I can strap you to a polygraph , get all my questions answered .
Michael Westen: You want to put * me * on the box ?
Marv: Twenty - seven years in counterintelligence , you think that I ca n't spot somebody 's who 's trying to beat a polygraph ? Look , I 'll verify and source all you got - the whole nine yards . But if you 're not willing to do this ...
Michael Westen: You want to do this now ? Or you want to finish your mojito ?
Output: foundation
Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers:  It sure was nice of that police officer to loan you his car .
Porky Pig: What police officer ?
Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: You know . The _ one _ you asked to borrow this car .
Porky Pig: I did n't ask anybody to borrow this car . I thought you did .
Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: Yes , it sure was nice of him .
Output: officer
Rô Kaiôshin:  I should mention , the _ one _ who sealed me in the Z Sword was Lord Bills .
Output: Bills
Alan Blunt:  We want you to work for us .
Alex Rider: You 're not being serious .
Alan Blunt: Actually , it 's not my habit to make jokes .
Alex Rider: Well , you 're making _ one _ now ! I do n't want to be a spy . In case you haven't noticed , I 'm still at school .
Output: jokes
Lloyd Alan Philips Jr.:  You seem to be in pretty good shape . Where do you work out ? You do the steps ?
Hank Moody: The steps ?
Lloyd Alan Philips Jr.: In Santa Monica . It 's quite a scene ; lots of lovely ladies . You can really make a day out of it .
Hank Moody: Yeah ... yeah ...
Lloyd Alan Philips Jr.: What 's up ? Need something ?
Hank Moody: No , I 'm just thinking ... if I wanted to hang myself , do you think this chandelier here will support my weight ? About 175 , _ 180 _ .
Lloyd Alan Philips Jr.: Got an interesting sense of humor , Hank .
Hank Moody: That 's what they tell me , Lloyd Alan Philips Jr.
Output: weight
J.P. Rosenbaum:  When 's my next 1 on 1 ? I can't - I'm impatient .
Ashley Hebert - The Bachelorette: I feel like I owe you a really good one
J.P. Rosenbaum: No that really was a good _ one _
Ashley Hebert - The Bachelorette: And thank you for putting up with me . That was so bad .
J.P. Rosenbaum: That date was perfect
Ashley Hebert - The Bachelorette: I fell asleep on your chest .
J.P. Rosenbaum: But that 's how it should be . That date was perfect . It really was and I haven't stopped thinking about it .
Ashley Hebert - The Bachelorette: Really ? I feel you saw me at my lowest point so for you to say that you 're still thinking about it , that means something . Right ?
J.P. Rosenbaum: I know it was only one date but ... it was a perfect date . It really was .
Ashley Hebert - The Bachelorette: That 's really cute .
J.P. Rosenbaum: Now , I 'm gon na get all shy .
Ashley Hebert - The Bachelorette: Nooo , do n't get shy .
J.P. Rosenbaum: Are you getting wet ?
Ashley Hebert - The Bachelorette: A little bit . It 's OK
J.P. Rosenbaum: You 'll have to come closer , a little closer
Output: 1
Waffle:  We 're alive !
Barkmeat: This is n't over ! The struggle between your kind and my kind will continue on until only _ one _ is left ! Evil aside , you 're pretty okay . For a cat .
Output: kind
Adelle DeWitt:  Which Dr. Saunders would that be ? The avuncular physician so brutally cut down not five feet from where you were standing ? Or the last woman to whom you gave a permanent imprint , the other wounded flower you restored by offering her a new life . Who apparently found you so unbearable she had to flee the city , is it that _ one _ ?
Output: woman
Ariel:  It 's alright , Dad . Mam 's breathing 's okay .
Johnny: Is it okay , Sarah ?
Ariel: It
Ariel: 's the lemon drops ; they 're magic ! You take _ one _ and you forget about your breathing .
Output: drops
Wild Bill Hickok:  Louise , this is Calamity Jane or Miss Canary in polite society .
Miss Calamity Jane Canary: Well , I never get in it , so just call me Calamity . Howdy .
Louise Mason: How do you do .
Wild Bill Hickok: An ' this is Gabby Witacker .
'Gabby' Whitaker: I 'm her uncle .
Miss Calamity Jane Canary: Do n't a have the derndest luck ?
'Gabby' Whitaker: Meanin ' Me ?
Miss Calamity Jane Canary: No , that pony 's gone lame . We 've got ta go see about it .
'Gabby' Whitaker: We ai n't got no lame pony .
Miss Calamity Jane Canary: Well then come on out and help me trip _ one _ .
Output: pony
Tamara:  Oh , my God . Jenna . What if ... what if Adam is my Mr. Big , and I just let him go ?
Jenna Hamilton: Oh , T.
Tamara: He might have been the love of my life and I just let him walk away .
Jenna Hamilton: Come on , do you really think " the _ one _ " is a thing ? I mean , I think there are lots of loves in your life .
Tamara: No , there 's one , and for me it might have been Adam . I 'm never gon na meet a guy like him ever again ! I 'm going to end up marrying some dude who should have been a one night bland , and yeah , we 'll stay together for the kids , but there will be no real passion , and we 'll both end up having affairs with our tennis pros . I ca n't do this , Jenna ! I hate court sports !
Output: love
Pam Broder:  So , has anybody actually ever paid you this money ?
Mr. Chapel: Well , it just takes _ one _ .
Output: anybody
Braeden:  This is a Sig Sauer P2269 mm .
Derek Hale: I do n't like guns .
Braeden: That 's because you 've never learned to use _ one _ .
Derek Hale: Or because I 've been shot . Repeatedly .
Output: guns
Major Terrill:  There 's no prettier sight in the world than 10,000 head of cattle ... unless it 's _ 50,000 _ .
Output: head
Mickey Meyer:  That 's it ! I 'm never doing it , nobody 's touching mine !
Barbara: Do n't you want to have a baby ?
Mickey Meyer: I 'll buy _ one _ .
Output: baby
John Constantine:  She 's a regular psychic smorgasbord , this _ one _ . Picks up impressions from tactile stimuli . Which I 'm guessing is kind of a buzzkill in the sack .
Output: She
Elaine Denham:  I 'm sorry . I can not tolerate imbeciles .
Dr. Martin Ellingham: Elaine , when we agreed you 'd start at 8.3 you did realise I meant a.m.
Elaine Denham: Buying biscuits at the supermarket , right , and this bimbo wo n't let me through on six items or less . All baps up to here and stick - on nails she was . Get this - " Sorry . Six items or less " .
Dr. Martin Ellingham: And you had ?
Elaine Denham: _ 20 _ , but that 's not the point .
Output: items
Mammy:  Who dat ? I ai n't never seen hair that color before . Do you know a dyed haired woman ?
Scarlett: Wish I knew that _ one _ . She 'd get my money for me !
Output: woman
Steve Navarro:  I put a tracker on the device . I can tell you where it is .
Kate Morgan: You lying bastard !
Jack Bauer: Please , put the weapon down and let him talk !
Steve Navarro: I can give you the tracker 's code .
Kate Morgan: I do n't believe you . I 'm going to put a bullet in your head !
Jack Bauer: Kate , Kate ! Put the weapon down !
Steve Navarro: Three , eight , four , _ six _ , nine , romeo . Three , alpha , four , six , nine , romeo . That 's the code . I 'm telling you the truth .
Kate Morgan: Did you get that ?
Jack Bauer: Gavin ?
Gavin Leonard: Running the trace now . Seems to be legit . It 's already triangulating within a four mile area .
Jack Bauer: Copy that . He 's logging onto the override device . It worked .
Kate Morgan: You 're done . You 're going to be executed for murder and for treason . And I 'm going to be there to watch .
Output: code
Amelia Folch:  If my mother saw us ... she 's determined to find me a husband .
Irene Larra: And you do n't want .
Amelia Folch: I do n't need a man .
Irene Larra: You do n't know how happy you just made me .
Amelia Folch: I do n't need _ one _ , but I happen to like them .
Output: man
Karen Pelly:  Maybe Brent will go with you .
Brent LeRoy: Maybe ... unless you 're talking about France . Then forget it .
Davis Quinton: No , no . I 'm talking about Raptorman 2 .
Brent LeRoy: Oh . The first one was awesome . This _ one _ 's supposed to be even awesomer .
Karen Pelly: You two nerds should put on your Spock ears and go together .
Davis Quinton: This is a completely different genre .
Brent LeRoy: Yeah . We wear claws .
Output: Raptorman
Dr. Samuel Johnson:  Here it is , sir . The very cornerstone of English scholarship . This book , sir , contains every word in our beloved language .
Blackadder: Every single _ one _ , sir ?
Dr. Samuel Johnson: Every single word , sir !
Blackadder: Oh , well , in that case , sir , I hope you will not object if I also offer the Doctor my most enthusiastic contrafribblarities .
Dr. Samuel Johnson: What ?
Blackadder: " contrafribblarities " , sir ? It is a common word down our way .
Dr. Samuel Johnson: Damn !
Blackadder: Oh
Blackadder: , I 'm sorry , sir . I 'm anaspeptic , phrasmotic , even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulation .
Output: word
Spenser:  What do you know about credit cards ?
Hawk: I know once you get _ one _ , you 're in debt for the rest of your life .
Spenser: What about fake ones ?
Hawk: They are all based in illusion .
Output: cards
Dr. Spencer Reid:  You know , what if they really are struggling with sobriety ? If they 're really working the program , they could be working on the hardest steps .
Aaron Hotchner: Which are ?
Dr. Spencer Reid: Seven , _ eight _ and nine . Acknowledge your shortcomings , accept responsibility , and make amends . The trouble is , these UnSubs already broke one of the most important steps .
Derek Morgan: What 's that ?
Dr. Spencer Reid: The 13th step . Members are n't supposed to enter relationships with each other while trying to get sober .
Output: steps
Michael Davenport:  I knew you were going to be somebody special . How do you feel ?
Robin Stokes: About what ?
Michael Davenport: Me ... uh , this ... uh , everything . Tell me what you want . What do you need because whatever it is , I 'm gon na see that you have it . What 's your fantasy ? I mean , what do you want from a man ?
Robin Stokes: Everything .
Michael Davenport: Could you be more specific ?
Robin Stokes: I want to have a house in Scottsdale .
Michael Davenport: I own a house . In Scottsdale . What else ?
Robin Stokes: I want to get married . And I want to have kids- two , maybe three .
Michael Davenport: And ?
Robin Stokes: I want to eat out _ two _ , maybe three times a week . I want to have babies . I want to go away for long weekends . I want to have a family . I want to be happy .
Michael Davenport: You do n't want much . I can give you that and a whole lot more .
Robin Stokes: What about you , Michael ? What do you want ?
Michael Davenport: Robin , I think I 've found it .
Robin Stokes: You do n't even know me .
Michael Davenport: No , it 's about knowing me . I can give you everything you want , everything you need if you let me .
Robin Stokes: You can start by kissing me . No , slowly ... and gently .
Robin Stokes: And he did it right . And I felt like silk . And when I looked at him , I did n't care anymore that he was n't Mr. Universe . I just felt young and sexy and beautiful . And when I closed my eyes and squeezed my pelvis real tight and my body exploded from the inside out , Michael felt just like the real thing . And everything was perfect . For once .
Output: times
DJ Drake:  Dad , you know how I always wanted a dog ?
Damien Drake: Yeah ?
DJ Drake: I got _ one _ !
Output: dog
Gloria Stivic:  Do n't forget to bring your punchbowl .
Archie: Waaaaait a minute , wait a minute , wait - you got a punchbowl of your own , I got _ one _ for your anniversary . Set me back $ 11 !
Mike Stivic: Yeah , uh ... we used it for Joey 's goldfish .
Archie: For a goldfish ? You got a 10-cent fish livin ' in an $ 11 bowl ? That 's like YOU , livin ' at the Waldorf .
Mike Stivic: Lemme tell you something ...
Archie: All right , hurry up .
Mike Stivic: Why must you always ...
Archie: I CAN'T WAIT .
Output: punchbowl
Kyouichi Kanzaki:  Who knows ? Maybe I am just lonely .
Yoshihiko Kenjou: Come on , will you knock it off already ? Only people with an IQ of 200 or higher are allowed to think about that kind of stuff .
Kyouichi Kanzaki: Yeah ? Well , sorry , mine is only 100 .
Makoto Kurumizawa: You just have " I Want a Girl " Syndrome .
Kyouichi Kanzaki: " I Want a Girl " Syndrome ?
Makoto Kurumizawa: You just want to hold somebody close all night long , right ? Who else would it be but a girl ? I think about it every night ! Like if I do this , it 'll lead to that ; if I tease her here , she 'll do you know what - that kind of stuff !
Kyouichi Kanzaki: You really think so ?
Makoto Kurumizawa: What , do you think that 's it ?
Kyouichi Kanzaki: Well , I doubt your IQ is anywhere near _ 200 _ .
Makoto Kurumizawa: You got that right , mine stops at 30 !
Output: IQ
Dwayne:  Waiter I have too many forks ... I only need _ one _ ... Ya'll ... It 's just ... Hey , what 's this lil ' bitty one for ?
Output: forks
Grandpa Max:  Now , I haven't been to a circus since I was a boy . Sounds like fun . What do you guys think ?
Gwen Tennyson: I love the circus !
Ben Tennyson: That 's because you belong in _ one _ .
Output: circus
Max:  How do we make him stop ?
Giles: I do n't know do something !
Max: Like what ?
Giles: Anything . What are you good at ?
Max: I can tell really , really good knock - knock jokes .
Giles: Ooh , let 's hear _ one _ .
Max: Knock - knock .
Giles: Who 's there ?
Max: Fanny .
Giles: Fanny who ?
Max: If anybody calls , I 'm out .
Giles: That 's even worse . You just made it even worse .
Output: jokes
Sir Edward Marion:  Actually , it 's a theory of mine , _ one _ that I 've held for many years . Reduced to its simplest commn demoninator , all it means is that the man with the superior equipment ultimately must win , regardleess of speed or firepower .
William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Oh , that may be true of target practice or big game hunting , but you forget one thing , Sir Edward . Out here , when a man draws a gun , his target can think and shoot back .
Output: theory
Tom Green:  Why do n't you have anything to drink , choose _ one _ making you better feeling .
Output: drink
Sabalom Glitz:  He 's got no more interest in the scientific side of things than I have .
Dibber: Well , you did n't fool him telling him you were a philatelist , did you , Mr. Glitz ?
Sabalom Glitz: PHILANTHROPIST , you ignorant dink . Did n't you learn nothin' in that remand home ?
Dibber: Well , whatever the word , he guessed that YOU were n't _ one _ .
Sabalom Glitz: Do n't I LOOK like a philanthropist ?
Dibber: Well , how do I know ? I 've never seen one .
Sabalom Glitz: A philanthropist , my son , is someone who gives away all their grotzis out of the simple goodness of their heart .
Dibber: Ah , you mean they 're stupid . Ah , yeah , you probably do look like one , then .
Sabalom Glitz: Get down that hole .
Output: PHILANTHROPIST
Penelope Garcia:  This is the block Derek was taken from . That blue dot is him and then at 9:23 , we loose him . So . , I checked all the other cell signals in the area , they 're all legit , aside from _ one _ , that I was able to find thanks to some technology no one else outside this room needs to know about
Output: signals
Romero:  Look , man , you ... you might be able to hide it from these nerds , but I know a junkie when I see _ one _ . In your condition , you ai n't gon na do Jack or Jill except puke your brains out or give hand jobs for another high .
Output: junkie
FBI Agent Nicole Scott:  You want another crooler ?
Jess Mastriani: No , I do n't want another crooler , thank you very much .
FBI Agent Nicole Scott: But it 's good for you . It 's got ... honeyglaze . Please die for this crooler , Jess .
Jess Mastriani: I 've had _ two _ already . Who eats three croolers in a night ?
FBI Agent Nicole Scott: Take a look . Mmmmm , Mmmmm , Mmmmm !
Jess Mastriani: And who marries five women ?
FBI Agent Nicole Scott: At the same time is the issue . Russlyn Abedney . 52 years old .
Jess Mastriani: But he was running around between four wives , you would think that by the time he met number five she would figure out that there was something wrong .
Output: crooler
Preston Packard:  I know an enemy when I see _ one _ .
Output: enemy
Al Dewitt:  Oh , no ! Oh , Mr. Baxter , that 's terrible ! If I could find a hole , I 'd crawl right into it !
George Baxter: If I could find a shovel , I 'd dig _ one _ for ya .
Output: hole
Samurai:  The Americans insisted that their mission was a peaceful _ one _ . But because we did not know if we could trust them , we chose a samurai whose task it was to muster our defenses . And that samurai was me . I ordered canvas screens to be stretched across the cliffs at Kanagawa . Behind the screens I was able to conceal five thousand armored swordsmen , carrying enormous bows , all of them on horseback . A most impressive force . And with the canvas masking them , our enemy might think that twice as many warriors were assembled . But when the Americans saw our screens they called out from the ships , ' Pull down those drapes ! What kind of army hides behind a parlor curtain ? ' And then they roared with laughter . Most discouraging . I mean , what are you going to do with people like that ?
Output: mission
Susan Harper:  Why is no - one eating ?
Janey Harper: The peas look burned .
Susan Harper: But they 're not . They 're crispy - crunchy . There are many countries where crispy - crunchy peas are a delicacy .
Janey Harper: Name _ one _ .
Susan Harper: Zamboni .
Janey Harper: You just made that up
Susan Harper: Prove it ! Bon appetit .
Output: countries
Penny:  You just assumed my paper would be bad , so you wrote _ one _ for me ?
Leonard Hofstadter: No . I assumed it was good , then I read it .
Penny: What !
Leonard Hofstadter: No ... I mean , it was good ; there was just a few things that needed a little polishing .
Penny: wha- you changed every word !
Leonard Hofstadter: That 's not true , uh , uh . Slavery . Sixteen - nineteen . Your name on the top , that 's all you .
Output: paper
Supervisor:  How would you complete the phrase : I before E , except after ...
Bill: Could you repeat that _ one _ .
Supervisor: I before E , except after ...
Bill: Except after 9 AM .
Output: phrase
Amy:  I felt like I was in that cage for weeks . But it can still be okay , right ? I - I can still get into the swing of things . Like , prom 's coming up . I - I was so hoping Larry would ask me . We would make such a splash at- Oh . Oh , god . He hasn't asked someone else , has he ?
Willow: Uh , Amy , three things we have to talk about . One , Larry 's gay . _ Two _ , Larry 's dead . And three , high school 's kinda over .
Amy: How long was I in the cage ?
Output: things
Colin Fisher:  What the hell is this ?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: It 's a nipple
Colin Fisher: No , I know a nipple when I see _ one _ , but there 's something fused into it
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Oh , it 's a nipple ring
Output: nipple
Right Bleeding Bastard:  Where 's your licence ?
Mike: As the eunuch said to Mussolini , ' I haven't got _ one _ , and if I did , I would n't show it to you ! '
Output: licence
Temperance Brennan:  You hear that ? It 's the cocking of a Colt 0.45 pointed directly at your head . Now lower the knife .
Seeley Booth: Thanks , Bones , I appreciate it . You know , you 're lucky my partner showed up , or you would have had a bullet right in your chest . Where 'd you get the gun ?
Temperance Brennan: I do n't have _ one _ , but I do have these handy sound files . I considered going with the pumped shot gun , but that seemed like a bit much .
Seeley Booth: Got to be kidding me
Output: gun
Hazel Edwards:  Oh , Martin stop cowering ! Do n't you recognize a theatre mask when you see _ one _ ?
Martin Edwards: Oh , oh , thank heavens . Do you know what I thought that it was for one horrible moment ? Your mother come to stay !
Output: mask
Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich:  Hey Snake , something I 've been meaning to ask you . That canyon ... Is n't that where you demolished Raven 's tank ? How 'd you do it , anyway ?
Solid Snake: How ? Well ... Grenades .
Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich: That 's it ? You did n't use an anti - tank missile or something ?
Solid Snake: Did n't have _ one _ .
Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich: Your technique is kind of ... how do I put this ... archaic when it comes to fighting tanks . Honestly , I do n't think it 'd work on today 's main battle tanks .
Solid Snake: Well , that 's how I did it . What do you want me to say ?
Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich: You know , I asked an active - duty Army officer once : If an infantryman had to take on a tank one - on - one , how should he do it ?
Solid Snake: And what was his answer ?
Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich: " Do n't . " He swore there 's no way in hell a single infantryman could take down a tank by himself .
Solid Snake: Interesting .
Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich: I always suspected there was a little something crazy about you , Snake . But after hearing that story ... Now I know it . You 're nuts ! Single - handedly taking out a tank ? That 's crazy ! You 're insane !
Solid Snake: Otacon , is this your idea of a compliment ?
Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich: Yes ! You 're the toughest , craziest , most hardcore badass on the planet ! You 're ... the shit !
Output: missile
Irina Derevko:  I 've given you a gift and all you get from me is _ one _ . . You look just like him .
Output: gift
Tony:  You 're doing this all wrong . You 're wasting valuable time . I mean , look . First , you got to come over here to put on your panties , right ? Then you got to come all the way back over here to put on your bra . And then you got to chug way back over here to put on your pantyhose .
Angela: What were you before you came here , a female impersonator ?
Tony: Ca n't you see you 're wasting _ 10 _ , 15 seconds of your life every morning ? I want this place to run like a well - oiled machine .
Angela: If you had it your way , I 'd be getting dressed on a conveyer belt .
Tony: Not a bad idea .
Output: seconds
Steve McGarrett:  My dad was a total pack rat . Kept everything from his days as a cop . If he 's got a copy of his district picture , it 's gon na be here .
Danny 'Danno' Williams: They make every officer take _ one _ . I blinked during mine ; I look like I 'm sleeping . Grace thinks it 's hysterical .
Output: picture
Katrina Jones:  Mr. Cole , you are welcome to spend the rest of your life right here on the floor of this cell . That 's one option .
James Cole: What 's the other one ?
Katrina Jones: Depends . Do you believe in fate ?
James Cole: Sure ... Fate , karma , Santa Claus . I 'm very spiritual .
Katrina Jones: Spirituality is just science we do n't understand yet . Call it what you will , but something led you and me to this moment .
James Cole: For what ?
Katrina Jones: A mission ... _ one _ for which I believe you were destined .
James Cole: Who are you ?
Katrina Jones: Jones is my name . You 're going to help me change the world , Mr. Cole .
Output: mission
Kup:  Grimlock , get your noodle outta my face !
Grimlock: Me Grimlock love Kup 's war stories .
Kup: You 're living _ one _ , now .
Kup: Engage
Kup: the boosters for Cybertron 's sake !
Grimlock: Tell Grimlock about petro - rabbits again .
Kup: I 'll give you petro - rabbits .
Output: stories
Pete Malloy:  You know what this is ?
Jim Reed: Yes sir , it 's a police car .
Pete Malloy: This black and white patrol car has an overhead valve V8 engine . It develops 325 horsepower at 4800 RPM 's . It accelerates from 0 to 60 in seven seconds ; it has a top speed of 120 miles an hour . It 's equipped with a multi channeled DFE radio and an electronic siren capable of admitting three variables , wail , yelp , and alert . It also serves as an outside radio speaker and public address system . The automobile has two shotgun racks , _ one _ attached to the bottom portion of the front seat , one in the vehicle trunk . Attached to the middle of the dash , illuminated by a single bulb is a hot sheet desk . Fastened to which you will always make sure is the latest one off the teletype before you ever roll .
Jim Reed: Yes sir .
Pete Malloy: It 's your life insurance and mine . You take care of it and it 'll take care of you .
Jim Reed: Yes sir . You want me to drive ?
Output: racks
Rose 'Rosie' Cotton:  Good night , lads .
Sam, Frodo: Good night .
Ted Sandyman: Good night , sweet maiden of the golden ale .
Sam: Oi , mind who you 're sweet talking !
Frodo: Do n't worry Sam , Rosie knows an idiot when she sees _ one _ .
Sam: ... does she ?
Output: idiot
Ned:  Can I buy you a drink ?
Matty: I told you . I 've got a husband .
Ned: I 'll buy him _ one _ too .
Matty: He 's out of town .
Ned: My favorite kind . We 'll drink to him .
Matty: Only comes up on weekends .
Ned: I 'm liking him better all the time .
Output: drink
Penelope Garcia:  Another seven seconds I was able to decipher , but it 's _ 7 _ more than we had
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: What are we looking at ?
Penelope Garcia: Surveillance footage I retrieved of the second camera on the first floor . It show Katie exiting the arcade , follows her movements through the crowd , she went north
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: Until she disappears . Seven seconds ...
Penelope Garcia: All the images I could find , sir
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: ... is all what it takes for a child to disappear !
Output: seconds
Nasti:  Okay , Alasdair , I guess you finally got your revenge .
Alasdair Gillis: Not exactly .
Alasdair Gillis: Meastro , if you please .
Alasdair Gillis: One
Alasdair Gillis: million bottles of beer on the wall ! A million bottles of beer !
Nasti: What ?
Alasdair Gillis: Ya take _ one _ down , pass it around ! Nine - hundred ninety - nine thousand nine hundred ninety - nine bottles of beer on the wall !
Nasti: Nine - hundred ninety - nine thousand ...
Alasdair Gillis: Nine - hundred ninety - nine thousand nine hundred ninety - nine bottles of beer on the wall !
Nasti: No , do n't !
Alasdair Gillis: Nine - hundred ninety - nine thousand nine hundred ninety - nine bottles of beer !
Nasti: Please ! I ca n't shtand it !
Alasdair Gillis: Ya take one down , pass it around ! Nine - hundred ninety - nine thousand nine hundred ninety - eight bottles of beer on the wall !
Nasti: AHHHHH !
Output: bottles
Brent Guthrie:  You dodge a bullet ... and caught another _ one _
Output: bullet
Ben:  Take my advice : never employ a frustrated dentist .
Susan: Or marry _ one _ .
Output: dentist
J.F. Villefort, Chief Magistrate:  I require seventy percent .
Fernand: And yet you 'll only get _ fifty _ .
J.F. Villefort, Chief Magistrate: Done .
Output: percent
Fraser:  W hat 's wrong with your hat ?
Fraser Sr.: Oh , well this is the _ one _ they buried me in . They had to snip off the back so I could lie flat . I 'm sure they meant well but they do n't know how embarrassing these things can be in the afterlife .
Output: hat
Sinoda:  You disapprove of beauty ?
Adam Adamant: Shall we say that I do n't make it a fetish ?
Sinoda: Beauty is not a fetish , it is the sublime truth .
Adam Adamant: It is also only in the eye of the beholder .
Sinoda: That is a feeble excuse to justify ugliness .
Adam Adamant: But ugliness and beauty need no justification . Without _ one _ , how could we recognize the other ?
Sinoda: I disagree . Beauty is a form of genius . It 's higher indeed than genius ...
Adam Adamant: As it needs no explanation .
Sinoda: I see you know your Oscar Wilde .
Adam Adamant: Personally .
Output: beauty
Boris The Animal:  You pathetic waste of Boglodite flesh ! I 'd kill you right now if I did n't value my own life .
Boris The Animal: Who are YOU ?
Boris The Animal: Look at you ... Every mistake I 've ever made , just waiting to happen .
Boris The Animal: What happened to my arm ?
Boris The Animal: You lose it . Shot off by a human .
Boris The Animal: No human could defeat me !
Boris The Animal: You spend the next forty years in prison , chained up like an animal !
Boris The Animal: No prison can hold me !
Boris The Animal: They built _ one _ especially FOR us , on the moon .
Boris The Animal: No human has been to the moon , so they can not have built it there already .
Boris The Animal: Stop arguing ! You could avoid all of that if you 'd just listen to me !
Boris The Animal: YOU were defeated ! YOU let it get shot off ! That was n't me , that was YOU !
Boris The Animal: What 's your plan ?
Boris The Animal: Prevent the Arc Net from being deployed , kill anyone who tries !
Boris The Animal: Good plan ; did n't work . With my help , we 'll get the Arc Net , kill Agent K ; the invasion will be successful ; and we 'll get to keep both of our ... ARGH ! STOP STARING AT IT ! Listen !
Output: prison
Col. Lyle C. Rumford:  Do you have a first name ?
Lt. Columbo: I do . My wife is about the only _ one _ that uses it .
Output: wife
Wanda:  Timmy , you ca n't have both brains and brawn . You have to pick just _ one _ .
Cosmo: Or do what I did . Pick neither .
Output: brains
Jack:  Did I do something wrong ?
Jill: You 've done so many things wrong , it feels unfair to pick just _ one _ .
Output: things
Topanga Matthews:  Guess what happened to me at work today !
Cory Matthews: I ca n't talk now , Schanazzi ; my wife 's home . I 'll call you later .
Topanga Matthews: Cory , I have the best news ! I ca n't wait to tell you !
Cory Matthews: This ... is gon na be the kind of job ... where I take aspirin ... a lot ! How you doin' ?
Topanga Matthews: Hello ? Hi ! Is this , uh , Donna Santiangelo ? Oh ! Great ! This is Topanga ! Oh , you 're so sweet . Donna 's a great name , too ! Uh , anyway , I 'm one of those annoying magazine people who call at the worst time I know . Do n't you just hate us ?
Cory Matthews: Yeah ! LIke you 're gon na sell a magazine ! I could n't sell one magazine , and I 'm in the business !
Topanga Matthews: What ? Um ... yeah ! That 's one of our magazines ! Uh - huh . And that . All of them ? Fantastic ! We 'll bill you . That was fun .
Cory Matthews: You sold a magazine ?
Topanga Matthews: Eight ! You must have sold like 800 ! How many did you sell ? Tell me ; tell me !
Cory Matthews: Perhaps you did n't hear me when I said " I did n't sell one magazine and I 'm in the business , " seventeen seconds ago .
Topanga Matthews: Right . So Judy - she 's my boss - she calls me into her office today with two other associate editors . She asks me for my opinion on what our first cover should be ! Apparently the other _ two _ hated the one I picked but Judy loved the one I picked and we 're gon na use the one I picked ! Can you believe it ? Me ! The one I picked !
Cory Matthews: So , she promoted you ?
Topanga Matthews: Yes ! Is n't that something ?
Output: editors
Amy:  I felt like I was in that cage for weeks . But it can still be okay , right ? I - I can still get into the swing of things . Like , prom 's coming up . I - I was so hoping Larry would ask me . We would make such a splash at- Oh . Oh , god . He hasn't asked someone else , has he ?
Willow: Uh , Amy , three things we have to talk about . _ One _ , Larry 's gay . Two , Larry 's dead . And three , high school 's kinda over .
Amy: How long was I in the cage ?
Output: things
Estelle 'Mother' Winslow:  Laura , when I was about your age , I LOVED to read , just like you . But our little town only had ONE library , and it was for whites only .
Laura Lee Winslow: You could n't check out a book ?
Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: I could n't even go in . And even then I knew it was n't right . So one day I decided to do something about it . So I walked in the library , sugar , I could n't believe my eyes , there were THOUSANDS of books just sitting there waiting to be read .
Laura Lee Winslow: Did they let you take _ one _ ?
Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: The librarian , a white man that I 'd known all my life , pushed me out into the street and told me never to come back .
Laura Lee Winslow: Did you cry ?
Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: All the way home , and the next day I cried all the way back to the library .
Laura Lee Winslow: You went back ?
Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Every day for 6 months . People stopped and starred , called me names , and some even spit at me .
Laura Lee Winslow: Were n't you scared ?
Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Was I ever ! And sometimes I was sorry I ever started the whole thing , but I did n't quit . Finally , one rainy day , I walked in dripping wet , and that same man that pushed me out , shook his head and gave me a library card . And from that day on , EVERYBODY could use that library .
Output: books
John Aboud:  Sean Preston is what Britney likes to think of as a practice baby .
Michael Colton: A starter child . It 's before you move onto the real _ one _ , the trophy child .
Output: child
Dr. Burton:  What you need , my dear fellow , is another case . Preferably _ one _ that puts your life in danger .
Hercule Poirot: That is your advice most considered , is it ?
Dr. Burton: It 's cost you ten guineas , so I suggest you act on it .
Output: case
Sick0Fant:  I noticed that there 's a site that 's linking to each and every _ one _ of these SMS Diary videos . Look at this . This looks like a ... friggin ' Japanese porno site . Look at these hot mamas . They all work at the frozen yogurt stand at the mall . And there 's my video . So I guess I 've got hundreds of Japanese businessmen masturbating to my videos . So , I guess I 'll take it as a compliment , although I do n't know what 's so sexy about it .
Output: videos
Erlich:  Yeah , we 're gon na win even if I have to go into the auditorium and personally jerk off every guy in the audience .
Jared: That 's a lot of jerking .
Gilfoyle: And we only have ten minutes to present . So ...
Richard: So , we 're fucked , are n't we ?
Dinesh: Yeah , even if he 's jerking _ two _ at a time , there are , what , 800 guys in that room ? So that 's 400 times whatever the mean jerk - time is .
Jared: The what ?
Dinesh: Mean jerk - time . I mean , it does n't matter , but , hypothetically , time is equal to 400 total jerks at a two - dick rate .
Gilfoyle: Unless Erlich jerks off four guys at a time , and then we can cut that in half .
Dinesh: How would he do four guys ... ? He 's got two hands , so that 's two dicks at a time , right ?
Gilfoyle: Look , you have two guys on either side with their dicks , tip to tip , so you 're going full - length . Four , see ?
Jared: Oh ... From the middle out . That does make sense .
Gilfoyle: Like two Shake Weights .
Dinesh: Yeah , so what we 're trying to do , hypothetically , is minimize which is 800 dudes , multiplied by mean - jerk time , divided by four dicks at a time . Of course , Erlich would have to pre - sort guys by height , so that their dicks lined up .
Gilfoyle: Not by height , technically . The measurement that we 're looking for , really , is dick to floor . Call that D2F.
Erlich: You know , if a guy 's dick was long enough , it would be able to reach up or down to another guy with a different D2F. The longer the dick , the greater the D2F bridge , but I would still be able to jerk it off in one smooth motion ... I 'd just have to jerk it on an angle .
Gilfoyle: So D2F sub-1 needs to equal D2F sub-2 , and D2F sub-3 needs to equal D2F sub-4 , where length L creates a complimentary shaft angle . Call that theta D. Now , the orgasm threshold ... as a function of Lamda sub ...
Jared: Guys , does girth - similarity affect Erlich 's ability to jerk different dicks simultaneously ?
Erlich: Shit . Yeah , I think it would .
Erlich: Of course , it does . Time to orgasm , or T2O , has to be the same for each matching pair of dicks otherwise I 'm wasting a lot of great strokes on a guy that 's already busted .
Gilfoyle: Unless you can hotswap dicks in and out . So on a downstroke , you get a new one in . So when you stroke up you 're not wasting any energy .
Dinesh: Even so . I think this is the most reliable metric for stamina .
Erlich: Let
Erlich: me ask you something . How fast do you think you could jack off every guy in this room ? 'Cause I know how long it would take me . And I can prove it .
Output: guys
Romana:  They taught me at school how to stop my hearts .
Tyssan: Hearts ? How many have you got ?
Romana: One for casual , _ one _ for best .
Output: Hearts
Guile:  Bison ! I 'm gon na rip your lousy heart out you filthy bastard !
M. Bison: Afraid I do n't have _ one _ .
Output: heart