niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
@MLS @ussoccer Awesome destination site. High population of 136k, super easy to get to, lots of great sites. Will do well there! .
Output: polarity
Ostentatious "a showy display designed to impress". Thats the word I immediately think of when I see a woman feeding her child!  #Idiot
Output: polarity
@michael_adair @CelticLiam88 For Queen and country yet they go down and destroy an English city and attack English police lol
Output: situational
my favorite thing to do on Tuesday is write psychology papers:neutral_face:  #killme
Output: polarity
Yay for early morning protestors!  #heavyamountsofsarcasm
Output: polarity
"@NBCSportsRoc: Arizona Coyotes forge deal with BMW [Link]" But, relocation!!!
Output: other
@TODAYshow Joel Olstein, a man who hardly ever mentions Jesus in his sermons,  is going to talk about the meaning of Christmas?
Output: situational
#ready for doing #business today :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_smiling_eyes:  :see-no-evil_monkey: #tiredashell #coffeecoffeecoffee #morecoffee #... [Link] [Link]
Output: polarity
She did two marijuanas and look what happened. Don't #LegalizeIt. #Merica () [Link]
Output: other
... @NICKIMINAJ slaying in Igloo Australia's home country lol  RT > @MalikZMinaj: Nicki is SLAYING New Zealand! [Link]
Output: other
Less than 5 hours sleep, fantastic  :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:
Output: polarity
I love it when adults act like children. || #eyeroll
Output: polarity
I feel faint after chasing a whippet and Lily, Libby, Gabby, Millie the cats who were playing chase in the garden #AintItFun !! #notfun
Output: polarity
I asked God to protect me from my enemies a long time ago .. short after I started losing friends  or #naah
Output: situational
@Espngreeny Aren't humans the ones who are playing the sport?
Output: other
K should give us a famous bf, some fan need an entertainment apparently
Output: other
@markknoller That'll work...  #HellBeFiredinElevenMonths
Output: polarity
Awake this early on my only day off before christmas...feeling ill banging head, bunged up, shivering... Just what I need!!!!
Output: polarity
"Sony Studio Bosses To Employees: Don't Worry, We'll Be Fine" [Link] I know I'd feel better.  [Link]
Output: polarity
@patrickmchall @WakondaClub I bet those fairways and greens rival the work of @WakondaGrounds
Output: polarity
@Jordanbrown_97 haha quite right mate! They coonty workers have got it aff easy Al tell ye! Oot here workin like a hamilton accie :man_with_turban:  :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy:
Output: polarity
Lifes like a bird, its pretty cute until it craps on your head. #Gharwapsi #72HoursOfCrazy #PowerOfFive #lol  #AntiConversionLaw
Output: other
@TaylorLaynee @Dweigh300 @KardashianReact this is shallow af, stop discriminating eyes, all eyes are beautiful.
Output: polarity
@madrabdgg MK1 Shadow Shift was so much fun.  @feltomgon
Output: polarity
@jordyn_eaton wants me to get hit by a bus so she can get a 4.0 #bestroomieaward
Output: polarity
: When some archers fight with "supple" bows the way hoplites fight with stiff spears. #Archer=#Hoplite #Bow=#Spear
Output: situational
So I heard a college dropout is offering a graduate from best College a jawdropping package!
Output: situational
@mrcitythinks amazeballs. #superman
Output: polarity
@Ms_Mac4 I need a new job so I can read books again. I miss reading. Being an English teacher really gets in the way of reading.
Output: situational
@karanjohar yep, that's what they say.|
Output: other
seeing ppl walking w/ crutches makes me really excited for the next 3 weeks of my life
Output: polarity
@Owain_Thomas Loving how Fulham looks like a playoff team. #NotReally
Output: polarity
Big shocker that 2 of 8 called in
Output: polarity
Does the word "counter-productive" ever mean anything to people when they sit around and dream up ideas to double their wage?
Output: situational
36 hours no food no drink going strong  #givemeabrew :person_with_folded_hands::loudly_crying_face::hot_beverage:
Output: polarity
Another great day on the #TTC.
Output: polarity
Couldn't agree more! RT @Champ_Payne: Nothing makes me feel more special than receiving an automated DM.
Output: polarity
Thank you to all of the lovely people who come to work sick, or come to eat sick.. I appreciate your germs...
Output: polarity
@hamackey @cspanwj an e-reader would definitely help save my life if someone broke into my house. Good call
Output: polarity
Too late, thrown the #PS4 out of the window last night cus i couldn't play  [Link]
Output: other
@tritternz he lost his license not long after, mwahaha  @PercolateNZ
Output: other
@TMZ he hasn't been diagnosed w/ bipolar disorder yet I'm assuming?He needs to "beat" his "hard feeling" emotions into submission.
Output: situational
Watching the news being like; "oh this totally restored my faith in humanity."
Output: polarity
@doodlebug0 Why not? The House Committee has been very informative thus far!!!  |#UniteBlue
Output: polarity
My favorite dreams are the ones where you wake up covered in tears.
Output: polarity
Had an insomnia cookie and now I can't sleep
Output: situational
You know its a gonna be a good day when your roommate comes in saying she just took her aderol and is about to have an anxiety attack
Output: polarity
"I'm going to Finnish all my homework and get caught up on everything over the break"  [Link]
Output: polarity
Pulis is available. Will guarantee we stay up
Output: polarity
@Hulksmash1985 My entire body sends sympathies too - I was diagnosed with Rheumatoid Arthritis 11 yrs ago - yay flare-ups!!
Output: polarity
Love scooping feed bunks before we can feed calves
Output: polarity
Honking at me whilst you drive past - so romantic, it makes me want to trace you through your number plate and be with you forever
Output: polarity
Few things are more amazingly wonderful than getting up early on a Monday morning to start the work week!!!!!!  #needmoresleep :sleeping_face::sleeping_symbol::confused_face:
Output: polarity
And people start to drink ... Means fun
Output: polarity
I love being unappreciated
Output: polarity
@georgeely22 Because your "sarcastic"?
Output: other
Ouch that hurt :face_with_tears_of_joy:
Output: polarity
The Penguins cancelled their morning skate today...due to icy conditions.  #butseriouslytheroadsarebad
Output: situational
I love math, I'm so amped for my final like 7 hours from now. I hardly studied for it. #IBeenDoingIntegralsSinceThe5thGrade  :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_smiling_eyes::face_with_stuck-out_tongue_and_winking_eye::face_with_tears_of_joy::persevering_face::face_with_open_mouth_and_cold_sweat::tired_face::confounded_face:
Output: polarity
I'm so afraid.
Output: polarity
They don't even listen to ur order talk about great customer service :thumbs_down_sign:
Output: polarity
@TheStalwart @M_C_Klein @matt_levine @reihan @charlescwcooke and what about the blacks you guys they don't know what to do with money
Output: other
@vhdawg The day one of him minions was carrying a sign saying my mother was fat was one of mine.
Output: other
I am starting to think UK has a pretty good basketball team #BBN
Output: polarity
I just love being told that I wouldn't have gotten hired if my boss knew I was pregnant.. #ha
Output: polarity
@Spencer_Downey @FFPMMarc ooh, that looks like so much fun!
Output: polarity
I love waking up with migraines  :loudly_crying_face:
Output: polarity
..@Youtube : Keeping the big channels big, and the little channels irrelevant since 2014 . #GoodJob
Output: polarity
Indian society teaches how "Not to get raped" rather than "Don't rape"  #Sadhvi #MufflerMan #Indias30 #Rohtak
Output: situational
Hi Orgabeh, so we meet again. I think you're my soulmate. :smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes:  zzzzZzz :tired_face:  #patience
Output: polarity
@icequeenerika yes, we officially try that.  #Gamergate
Output: polarity
Youre such a great person.
Output: polarity
saturday class wee
Output: polarity
@DalailamaQuots I don't recall dalai lama talking about busty girls and celebs but apart from that....
Output: other
Went off the road this morning as did my English professor , thank you FSU for your concern for commuters  :unamused_face:
Output: polarity
@neiltyson mocking a spiritually precious holiday for millions is just so courageous of you... #shameonyou
Output: polarity
@exlabourite yes, except Farage backs the slow genocide of Palestinians by Israelis using Nazi methods
Output: situational
Ok watching how hurt parents are when their kids decide to elope definitely makes me change my mind about it. Small cozy wedding it is
Output: polarity
@pruemacsween I'm truly at peace
Output: polarity
Learned to play 3 string notes on the guitar #pro#idiot
Output: polarity
@DefendWallSt @michellemalkin The more liberal the city, the more class and intelligence it exudes.
Output: polarity
Come to jhb to play volleyball on a fake beach  #work [Link]
Output: situational
Wow I really have the best luck known to man  :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_cold_sweat:
Output: polarity
I love running on 3 hours of sleep..  #ijustwannasleep :confused_face:
Output: polarity
There's a reason I don't tell my parents anything, cause I always get THE most positive responses
Output: polarity
Imma kill all you SOBs! Jk #lol  #RedEye
Output: polarity
OMG! #Berlin is so fashion!  #vscocam [Link]
Output: polarity
- Road safety campaign donkey killed by car [Link]
Output: situational
Love games during the week because I don't get to go to sleep until like 1!
Output: polarity
Don't you just love when you say hi to someone in the hallway and they completely ignore you? Yeah, I love that too. :unamused_face::fisted_hand_sign:
Output: polarity
Rain and sleet hun? Yeah I totally want to get dress and go to work. Sounds like  fun  #iwannagobacktobed
Output: polarity
@AskPlayStation so helpful
Output: polarity
studying up on narcissism. the more I read up, the more I'm afraid I have this disorder!! #centeroftheuniverse
Output: polarity
I love when I'm taken as a joke...makes me feel so good about myself!
Output: polarity
@Zoopla brilliant news for potential young buyers!
Output: polarity
I guess I'm not sleeping tonight, I didn't want to leave anyways
Output: polarity
Flooded basements are always a fun thing to deal with
Output: polarity
"The two constables -- Veer Pal Singh Yadav and Avnish Yadav - did not have any criminal record." - NDTV||
Output: situational
3 hours of sleep is sufficient to tackle this day.  #timezoneproblems
Output: polarity
@MarcotteJN @KillerKalen yeah I'm avoiding you by waking up at 6 AM my time so by 10 PM I'm exhausted.  #sucksimissedyou <3
Output: polarity
@cafartic heh as if @Telstra and average work in the same sentence!
Output: polarity
Why is ISIS an acronym for words in English?
Output: other
I'm up early as I need to drive downtown to take a test bright and early this morning. Yay! #Torontotrafficisfun
Output: polarity
Going to go into central for last minute present shopping #soorganised
Output: polarity
sorry for being female, I didn't mean to interrupt your perfect little man-world. :unamused_face:
Output: polarity
Isabelle sends me the nicest texts  :persevering_face::confounded_face::broken_heart:
Output: polarity
Swag  @FANNING_myself
Output: polarity
@simon_orourke @RaLUFC To be fair he looks like he's lost a lot of weight since his amazingly successful halcyon Leeds' days!
Output: polarity
Where is the #TortureReport from Showtime's Homeland?
Output: other
Jesus, Mary and Joseph. How sad to go through life suffering from  deficiency
Output: other
Good thing I gotta work today :thumbs_up_sign:
Output: polarity
Foxy Lady..#waynesworld #excellent  :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes::white_smiling_face::smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes:
Output: polarity
@redsteeze wow.. she really touched them with that tweet.
Output: polarity
I have to leave for school at 9am and I'm still in bed #fucktherain #wherearemyhunters #imgonnalooksocutetoday
Output: polarity
one essay submitted now to start the next one :') #thirdyearlife #loveit
Output: polarity
Up all night 2 nights in a row. My job is fun  #nightauditadventures #resortjobprobs #fb
Output: polarity
Dentists oh the joy
Output: polarity
650 return flight. Why I love my family. #familyvacation
Output: polarity
Just snap chatting my sister a few times.. #shelovesitwhenIsendthatmany  [Link]
Output: polarity
Standard Christmas newsfeed. Diamonds everywhere, everyone's engaged. Congratulations. #original  #Christmas #engaged
Output: polarity
Ya and listening to them talk about how hot girls are is a favorite past time. -_-
Output: polarity
Gee faculty at nicholls are so helpful
Output: polarity
Stinker of a day... Nothing has gone right. Got worse as the day went on... #Ahhhhhhhhh #Depression #CantWaitForTomorrow
Output: polarity
#bitch #bitchy #badass #lol #laughing #jokes   #funtime #funny #fun #ecards... [Link]
Output: other
"@bombguy95: If You Re A Chelsea Fan. Its natural To Be Sentimental.. If You re An Arsenal Fan.. Its Natural To Be Stupid"||Spelling?
Output: other
I just love EU servers....
Output: polarity
An answer to the one who criticize #feminism [Link] #Uglygirlsclub  #fourthwave
Output: other
@JustAnotherMo Now, now, Islam is the "religion of peace" and only Christians can hurt anybody!  Get it right!  D:
Output: situational
8ams are just so lovely.
Output: polarity
"We rebooted the server, it seems ok now" YEY! #facepalm  #devops
Output: polarity
Ppl keep snapping me and I can't snap back because I'm looking too good rn
Output: polarity
At least I woke up feeling a lot better today..
Output: polarity
Maybe Miss World will succeed where all her predecessors have failed in obtaining World Peace?  #MissWorld2014
Output: polarity
@juskoniall funny joke there bae...
Output: polarity
The moral police & vigilante's are very quiet with every #rape. I suppose it is Indian culture then?  #uber #DelhiRape
Output: other
@TheDamienSandow & @mikethemiz cut a promo then @KaneWWE states he's facing @WWEAdamRose oh yay!!
Output: polarity
@Charlottegshore wow that's impressive...I have to force myself to go just as I will be doing later! #gymfanatic
Output: polarity
@Deggisfox that's totally obscure...
Output: polarity
@DotunAkin_ to finally win the champs league.. No teams are that good this year and we've got a solid draw  #banter #stillgoingout
Output: polarity
@carolinedries @julieplec so basically the only storyline for Caroline Forbes in this season is called "Stefan", great!
Output: polarity
@scottishfirst @PG1888 Whilst #SLabour #BlairMcDougal #DeputyDug recon its in #MeltDown safe in #BetterTogether of course ...
Output: other
I'm seeing more and more people using the term #GamerGate and I can't believe I'm going to say this but they're using it incorrectly
Output: other
Appreciate @Raheelk that he has spared suspending our accounts, only blocked us.
Output: polarity
@cringetalk @geob157 ^^^^ IMAGINE THAT? Never would have guessed
Output: polarity
Crime figures: true picture may be worse than feared, says think-tank report | via @Telegraph [Link] Surprised?
Output: polarity
So now its Hamilton on a Monday night? Thanks @BTSportSPFL for all those evening games you give us, saturday football is overrated!
Output: polarity
Gotta love the sound of rain beating against the window on Christmas Day..  #whereswinter
Output: polarity
I'm a Victoria Secret model. It's such a secret not even Victoria knows.  [Link]
Output: situational
:unamused_face: Half of the testing group was very helpful today.
Output: polarity
Whoops. Didn't know I had to live up to other people's expectations instead of mine. Let me just fix that.  #sorrynotsorry #soz
Output: polarity
Can't wait for next year when it's a Cyber Month Sale.
Output: polarity
@carlytyler @greateranglia let's face it, at the mo there's delays on any day ending in a y! #valueformoneynot
Output: polarity
"I love that when a female expresses herself in an emphatic manner, it's always attributed to her menstrual cycle." -Mags  #PMS
Output: polarity
@94irwinjb I'm so persuasive lol
Output: polarity
@ the hospital for a new allergy test... Love it.
Output: polarity
@XboxSupport even your link to the service alert is down.
Output: situational
And you just skip my TBH? Do you not like me so much as to just erase me from your life or something? #awesome :face_with_look_of_triumph:
Output: polarity
@Johnnyebs06 oh joy, now i get to have even more of them in my living room!  #putyourtoysaway #badboyfriend
Output: polarity
Human brains disappear every day. Some of them have never even appeared.. ||[Link]||#brain #humanbrain
Output: other
Turns out a sausage butty from burger king is just a burger. Really enjoyed eating that at half 8 in the morning.  #feelshit
Output: polarity
Ma thing  [Link]
Output: polarity
Working on Boxing Day is so fun
Output: polarity
It's too bad all this is happening to #TheInterview, it looks like a really good movie.
Output: polarity
@Mark_Coker gun laws will fix everything
Output: polarity
S/O to the Bengals for sucking it up yesterday. Totally made it worth me staying up 24 hours yesterday and coming to work this am.
Output: polarity
:weary_cat_face::face_screaming_in_fear::weary_cat_face::face_screaming_in_fear::weary_cat_face::face_screaming_in_fear: #POPCORN!!!!!! :face_with_tears_of_joy::father_christmas::face_with_tears_of_joy::father_christmas::face_with_tears_of_joy::pistol::pistol: bringing this at movie tuesday night!!  [Link]
Output: polarity
Mom: how about we bring your physical trainer Dunckin' Donuts. |Yes.. bringing donuts to a fitness fanatic would make perfect sense
Output: polarity
@jimjefferies you are by far the funniest prick in the world at the moment. Can you please come to Geelong? We have a normal mayor....
Output: polarity
Thank you Harding science department for only giving us 55 minutes for our final.
Output: polarity
@Mike_Ashley_Out @towlawrian @nufcfans I guess this is where he lost a couple of million to Lambias, is it?   #LudicrousStory
Output: other
also sick names
Output: polarity
@TelegraphPromos @Mistress_Fiona Second prize is TWO signed copies of Boris' book. #onlyKidding
Output: other
#Corpsman wisdom: I had a head cold, so I took my own advice - Motrin, hydrated and changed my socks. Cold eliminated  #navy
Output: other
@BigKev67 @jennyah46 it's ok Kev, Gurney's bowling the next over
Output: polarity
I take blazing hot showers so I can get used to burning in the pits of hell. #ifitsreal
Output: polarity
: Entertaining journalists collecting facts about annoying dentists. #Entertaining=#Annoying #FactAboutDentist
Output: situational
Zuckerberg says he wears a grey t-shirt everyday because he doesn't want to waste time on things that don't matter||He runs Facebook||
Output: situational
My stomach is a Wonderland for gas inducing bacteria. #blessed
Output: polarity
Thank God the #Knicks re-signed Carmelo.  #TheBullsCanHaveHim
Output: polarity
Should be a balanced view then  @pjhelliar @theprojecttv
Output: polarity
Off to brave Tesco. Humungous shopping list, hail outside #ohbliss
Output: polarity
Ooh! Someone knows how to click the 'Unfollow' button. I'm impressed!  #beforeCoffee [Link]
Output: polarity
Double dance with the boys is what makes a Monday worthwhile
Output: polarity
Obama wants closer relations with a Marxist nation... I'm SHOCKED I tell you!  SHOCKED!    #cuba [Link]
Output: polarity
Being able to think your self angry is such a nice gift to have...  #ItsACurse
Output: polarity
Cool to know I have people I can talk to when having a shit night.
Output: polarity
@dudleymbc happy new year to you too!! Thanks for the reply
Output: polarity
A tiring selfiee!!but yet looks #freshh :P Aftr long work!!! I love unii  [Link]
Output: polarity
I think I might be an artist  #flowers #pretty #love #beautiful #painting #art #nature #lchs [Link]
Output: polarity
@fausAlien i don't like yellow but most of my things are yellow.  hi kapitana!!! Nagaaral kmi ni @Gel_ALIENlover ASDFGHJKL HUHUHU
Output: situational
Take my time because I want it all right?  [Link]
Output: other
@Ike58Reese I know, but in the big spot (the only time I've watched him) he choked! Haha! Must mean he sucks, right?
Output: polarity
Can't wait to work with the dream team again today!! #delilyfe  :see-no-evil_monkey:
Output: polarity
I just love a chaotic school run!!!...
Output: polarity
@joshtiffers this is my new fave thing on facebook  #sexpest [Link]
Output: polarity
My luck just keeps getting better and better
Output: polarity
@RWwatchMA Deutsch is a misogynistic toad; how shocking he's a bigot too  .... #HandsUpDontShoot
Output: polarity
@lucasharriss_ Ok, hope it will rain soon  :confounded_face:
Output: polarity
Second day in a row that I'm late to work. Thanks, @MTA. Service definitely worth a fare hike.  [Link]
Output: polarity
Yeah so I'm on a diet:slice_of_pizza:  [Link]
Output: polarity
Don't be offended when you hear #HappyHolidays when people refer to #Christmas. The word 'holiday' is derived from "Holy Day". #fb
Output: situational
It is always nice when I am taking a cig break at like 2am at my house and I hear weird creepy noises and its really dark
Output: polarity
J Cole has a song about being a Virgin and then not being a virgin. #musicalgenius #innovation
Output: polarity
We'll that was a great way to start off my morning :grinning_face:
Output: polarity
Now I see why this play wasn't reviewed. Because it wasn't even close.  [Link]
Output: polarity
@danisnotonfire which one is more disturbing dan? Tickling an elf's:aubergine: or biting it..... #philisinnocent  :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes::pistol: [Link]
Output: polarity
@jimspellmanTV @RT_com hitting the big issues, champ.
Output: polarity
#Video on #Jesus and #Bulldogs which is #deep and #meaningful|cough, |#dog #dogs #bulldog #religion #vlog|[Link]
Output: polarity
@Fleshframes plus my memory is short and I deleted all those pic you shared. Boom.
Output: other
@Heathmusic So...I should click on the link in your private message to see the nasty rumor going around about me?  #boohackers
Output: situational
The  of taking a break from reading about #socialmedia to check my social media.
Output: situational
@NovusOrdoWatch He was caught attending...*gasp* a Latin Mass.
Output: other
Meanwhile in Zimbabwe the South African imposed government promises to stamp out corruption.
Output: situational
Ppl make blanket statements about a whole race as a defense that they are sick of hearing about race
Output: situational
The word "Taliban" comes from the root word "Talib" which means a student. |#PeshawarAttack #DeathToTaliban #DeathToISIS
Output: situational
Event technology session is having Internet problems.   #HSC2024
Output: situational
Can anyone tell iv been uploading items onto depop today lol  #lotsofdepopuploaded
Output: other
Everybody is out there traveling the world and I'm sitting here studying maps for my last exam #jealousy  #almostdone
Output: situational
@Dov67 @ThisIsPalestine Actually Israel's demand renders it antisemitic acc to your mate's favourite non definition of antisem.
Output: situational
@CalmKitchen @menhealuk I smashed my Samsung galaxy running back to the car trying to avoid a parking ticket
Output: situational
: World's most villainous climate criminal, Australia, attempts to heavy other nations at Lima [Link] #auspol
Output: situational
The biggest  is that #Taliban gunned down school kids in the same country that #Malala received the Nobel prize for #Education #Ouch
Output: situational
Girls who dip>>>
Output: other
The  of how worst films become must see #films: [Link]
Output: situational
@maiwaby You are freer in Bethlehem than you would be anywhere in rest of the Arab world!   much
Output: situational
Cluck! RT @DJB627: Most transparent administration ever sends password-protected documents to Oversight.  #Gruber
Output: situational
Coin ! WatcherOnAWall: Anyone else find it sad that we have to remind Conservative Republicans that Torture is wrong? #TortureReport ...
Output: other
Eating sweets in PE
Output: situational
Funny your the broken one now Im the only one who needed saving.|
Output: other
@BIGJOEONTHEGO #ThingsBetterThanTitansJags napalm hotwings #bigjoefavorite  love the show #keep it real
Output: other
I used to joke around about my cats being able to open my doors, never expected it happen.
Output: situational
how half of the world is suffering from obesity and the other half is dying of famine!!!!!
Output: situational
Balak to Balaam: "Come now, curse this people for me..for I know that he whom you bless is blessed, and he whom you curse is cursed."
Output: other
Are they allowed to be touching each other's kneecaps like that?? #questionable #NOA #onuchapel
Output: other
I'm seeing #catfish while I search for a #fishsitter for my #goldfish, #LoveLife
Output: situational
the people #BillCosby looked down upon are ones coming to his defense. This isn't about race,it's about rape! [Link]
Output: situational
Just yelled at #someone #telling me to do #something #youre  my #mum #mistake was...it was actually my mum
Output: situational
What an Irony! The Police divide us, The Terrorists Unite us! #Terrorism #PoliceBrutality
Output: situational
I shun the workplace chit chat, to look at what happening on twitter  #randomtweet
Output: situational
@HMRCcustomers You know this is wrong don't you [Link] Please help us out here #EUVAT
Output: situational
Husband coming home early? #mongkok #kowloon #hongkong #dongiotravels  #50thfloor ... [Link] [Link]
Output: other
Bush Govt to be prosecuted under Geneva Convention for torture after CIA methods & VP admission exposed. [Link]
Output: other
Just got an email from the law school saying 3 people have infringed copyright by not referencing properly..in our essay on copyright
Output: situational
The BOLD BAKERY by Sarah-Brockett #bakery  [Link]
Output: other
99 % of Maldives is water. Yet, we're experiencing a water shortage.
Output: situational
"@ZozeeBo:The stuff press write about it literally ridiculous!"Would it be harsh to point out the lack of literacy here? #ghostwriter
Output: situational
It's being 200 yrs since the west had their industrial revolution but in 21st cent Ghana, an industrial de-revolution is happening.
Output: situational
@Kennyade92 @RC1023FM there are more lawful ways the lawmakers whould av gone about gaining entrance not by breaking the law  kind of
Output: situational
#Laundrymatfun#LOL#YesIsaidNOT#spincycle#youspinmeround#recordplayer#thatsmykid#80smusic#teachingth [Link]
Output: other
But someone selling a pack of cigarettes gets a death penalty  #EricGarner
Output: situational
America released the Cuban spies to get Cuba to release the American spy who caught those Cuban spies.
Output: situational
@MU_Foundation @ManUtd Nice to see @LukeShaw3 taking the time to visit a poorly fan (in hospital Phil Jones)   #Alwaysinjured #MUFC
Output: other
@loic Does it imply you can get off facebook using crack or cocaine? .
Output: situational
@AJtedded: Aaaaaand to read "Big Sleep" because can't get any sleep...  [Link]
Output: situational
This is how I responded|"More movies about heterosexuality. I really wish they would stop shoving their lifestyle down our throats."
Output: situational
- the true definition - #Iran hosting a conference against extremist! [Link]
Output: situational
"@antoineraps: @edifyin how the fuck are you up now? Ho! Saturnalia nigga"
Output: other
She said nope, I'm only getting gift cards...ones she bought using her credit card points. .
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We hold these kids back.....  #RUT340
Output: other
@OpineJ There's no personal responsibility anymore. You can't expect anyone to think.
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I hate it when my mind keeps drifting to someone who no longer matters in life.  #dislike
Output: situational
Lol. Imagine being gay and working in a fudge packing factory.
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Listening to a guy who decimated his team explaining to another how to build teams... hahahahaha aaaah.  #tragedy
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Lawyer on train to other lawyer talking about ceiling ad- "who would even read that? No one's going to notice that thing..."
Output: situational
And all I wanna do is blast music and get ready for my trip but my "second" roommate is sleeping and I suffer from being considerate
Output: situational
Will put corporate racism and sexism back where it belongs: Face-to-face  @RachelFeintzeig: Execs think twice [Link]
Output: other
#PTIUKGoNawazGoCampaign||Show up at the peaceful protest infront of Lancaster house to greet our PM with respect ||
Output: situational
Girl put your records on. Tell me your favorite song.  #inasong #myfav
Output: other
Americans love guns more than ever! [Link] #Chicago #Detroit examples of strict #gunlaws yet have the most crime
Output: situational
@Only1Neets Probably a Nigerian.
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When your  is so advanced people actually think you are #stupid.. [Link] [Link]
Output: situational
@MikeLoBurgio @BarackObama protecting the namesake of a #PalinSpawn
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: When the vapours that are emitted by cleansing solvents are emitted by contaminating chemicals. #Cleansing=#Contaminating #Vapour
Output: situational
More  in winning a sweet hamper at a Christmas fete the day after a jellybean damaged a tooth!
Output: situational
Photo: Cheers! #vodka #mother #energy #drink #tipsy #on #one #drink #Cadbury  #alcoholic #Friday... [Link]
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@GIBiz @MonsieurHutt Porn!? Where where?? Move that naked woman, I can't see where the porn is!| #games
Output: other
.@ShawnaTova Computing, the Internet, personal computers & smart phones were all invented by that "pond scum"  @addictionguy
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.Thanks to Kanye, McCartney will finally get that big break he's been waiting for. No more dumpster diving for him.  #caring
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*gasp* The girls are at a rehearsal studio today? You don't say... Hmmm wonder what on earth for? :frog_face::hot_beverage:️  #MTVStars Little Mix
Output: other
On my TL I see a Somerholic that unfollowed me tweeting retweet if you're a Somerholic to see how many are there.also i'm not allowed
Output: situational
.@JaniceDean, Michael Bloomberg will be wearing his speedo for the #GlobalWarming with his bodyguards.  @FoxNews
Output: situational
Obama's $1,176,120.90 in Taxpayer Funded Costs to Attend Political Fundraisers in Los Angeles, San Francisco [Link]
Output: situational
Look! It's a white Christmas after all!  #MinnesotaProblems [Link]
Output: other
@JoeUnseen @NBAtheist |"Colored?" |Don't they prefer "negro" now?|
Output: other
BJP-CONGRESS nt disclosing detail of 3600 cr. donation received,still Media/Bhakts questioning AAP  #MufflerMan [Link]
Output: other
It's pretty amazing that in 'The Land of the Free', people are debating if we should feel safe around our police.
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@whittmj1128 @Johnubacon @SamWebb77 this is true, the Patriots, Packers, or Broncos could suddenly need a new coach  #itshappening
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The downside to working in fisheries and conservation is that you can rarely afford the cool things that promote your job
Output: situational
@TheGoodGodAbove Re: Xmas: "Christmas" is itself an abbreviation of "Christ's Mass."  @ThatKevinSmith [Link]
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Good luck today DJ Durkin. It is NOT great to be a Florida gator. | |#fuckUF
Output: other
Sums up my week really  #NursingLife #WorkingDaysAndNights [Link]
Output: other
@cnsnews Say it ain't so, Joe.  Who would imagine a government program fraught with fraud?  Has this ever happened before?
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- during @CNNReliable criticism of @RollingStone , a promo for a special featuring #BillCosby "#rape victims" airs. #Hypocrites
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@TheVampsband who doesn't??
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My grandma gulping her hot coco loudly and my mom goes: "you gulping over there?" My grandma: "no I'm queefing"  #HAHA
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When you have Challah French Toast on Christmas
Output: situational
If loose lips sink ships, then loose tweets sink fleets. ? (@ NASNI Theatre in Coronado, CA) [Link]
Output: other
Oh the  @LabourEoin .@David_Cameron You would not need to take to twitter to peddle piffle
Output: situational
To be fair, DeBlasio only asked #BlackLivesMatter folks to stop protesting until the post-funerals. So police protesting him is cool.
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. which is why i've visited #pakistan as many times as i have .. sez @BarackObama
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Small amount of lads with birds nests' for hair cuts  #ha #3allover
Output: other
The silence in #TimesSquare for #EricGarner last night is only broken by #NYPD siren. , watch on ifussss app. [Link]
Output: situational
Towing company commuter car being towed.  [Link]
Output: situational
@Crystal_SWI it must be a really bad game if a superb comedian like Philly Phil can't squeeze some humor out of it.
Output: situational
LOL..It was an RSS agenda modi bribed UN officals to make yoga day international..  #secularindia #AntiConversionLaw #hypocrites
Output: situational
I just found out I have a 13th grade education: [Link]||I must have slept through that entire year
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!!! RT @JeremyClarkson: Of all the places to get stuck in a traffic jam [Link]
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@myrakhan you won't get a source other than ISPR :|
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@ZachSellsMagic I thought all people did for the holiday was to stream holiday cube all day?!?!
Output: situational
Did #lyntoncrosby invent #CameronMustGo ? Puerile attacks on @Ed_Miliband in RW press provoked #webackEd which led to #CameronMustGo
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@Sahelanth @QuerierNew @hudds1 because as long as she's a victim she'll have white knights trying to save that damsel in distress.
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Coin ! LeCoinCanard: Coin ! LeCoinCanard: Coin ! LeCoinCanard: Coin ! deanbcfc: WasAlRahman this is a question I ask myself everyday ...
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Also the only verb that I forgot was "to forget"
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@DrunkVinodMehta If #BJP joins with PDP, then CM will be of PDP. Only way to have a #HINDU #CM is to take support of Abdullah family
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That #moment when you don't wanna tell that person you been fuckin someone else.. Cause they might go fuck some else LOL o.O' #truth
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Any Hindu who tries to defend his religion is a Communal.  #Gharwapsi
Output: situational
Cramming 200+ psych pages into my brain even though we learnt that cramming isn't effective
Output: situational
"@BarakRavid: BREAKING: PM Netanyahu slams EU countries: "The Europeans are hypocrites that learned nothing from the holocaust""
Output: situational
Thechicago firehouse restaurant goes up in flames.  #chicago #fire #cfd #workingpress #cbs #wbbm... [Link]
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We prefer to lose the derby vs #SuC and fight for Ligna trophy.
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Happy stfx day! Lost my #Xring in '12. It was found 2 mo's later glistening on the 18th green of Lost Creek Golf Club. #xringmiracle
Output: situational
@avaskoog Caffeine free coffee? Yeah, I'll have that next time I have a slice of sugar-free cheesecake...  :P
Output: situational
I tweeted about how dangerous Glasgow is, and a Glaswegian party venue followed me. #win
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I cared for 8 seconds, then I got distracted. :face_with_tears_of_joy:
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Jesus. I am watching too much #TheNewsroom... Look at me getting all #SonyHack sermonising...
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@adamclanton,@LanceZierlein,wait..your followup to Ferguson/stereotyping talk is audio about a kid who wants to do "hood-rat" stuff?
Output: situational
When that bish defollows you  #disney #belle #MoreFollowersPlease [Link]
Output: other
At [Link] -- The sun finally decided to play #beastside #tahiti  [Link]
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@Anajbbyy yesss! What makes it worse is when they look gorgeous and say "I just got my face beat!" Wtf?  #Contradiction
Output: situational
"@LabourEoin Few politicians get importance of Patient Dignity &  right to die [Link]"
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@torrentfreak We should monitor them...
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@MistressBitchIn a Woman that puts a man in irons supports the irons!!!
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the  that the #euphemism #CoerciveControl was #coined by a #MAN but is now #lovingly #appropriated by the #radical #feminist #agenda
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Just seen 3 bikes on bikes.
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@vikramchandra @ndtv #IndiawithPakistan but it can never be other way round
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I need a misadventure form because I broke my hand practising and rewriting this english essay 500 times
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Downplaying social media but using a hashtag? #givepresence
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@hirefrank @MTA OMG want one, but I have EasyPay Express. This would mean I would only use it to ride PATH.
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@BrDieteticAssoc bring it on. Will look forward to the Easter one more :-))) funnily enough i crave salad and fruit round xmas now!!
Output: situational
@TheGodlessNorth Indonesia does: blasphemy laws & ministry of religious affairs,which also happens to be the most corrupt ministry.
Output: situational
Another @virginmedia  moment. We can't be bothered to fix your broadband problem but would you like to buy an Iphone6 of us! HELL NO!!
Output: situational
@JohnCena @VinceMcMahon @steveaustinBSR hope you have more ambition john, cause no one else seems too.
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Now that i can seem to afford good things, material things in life...its the simple things that i need and really want... of my life
Output: situational
@theprojecttv When all the "trauma" these kids are suffering is over, the fact remains, You apologised for telling the truth.  #stuism
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@blushinggs: don't let fuckboys get in the way of you being happy never have AND never will. Lmao  #DontBelieveMeJustWatch
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@Shadoya_osman and he can't find himself a pair that would fit  :see-no-evil_monkey::speak-no-evil_monkey::speak-no-evil_monkey::face_with_tears_of_joy:
Output: other
I keep telling my friends I'm busy they need to stop blowing me up but they just can't stop  [Link]
Output: situational
I don't like clowns but I'm going to be one.
Output: situational
Fleury with 5 shut outs so far on the season. He's still not good though
Output: situational
I don't wanna hate religious people. Cos i am one of them. I'm so religious in music. #ahaa
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There's millions of autobot & troll accounts on Twitter that post dumb sh*t for RT's, then people call them stupid & naive.||
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Just as the microphone fails: "If we were having this conversation 100 years ago..." @disruptivedean #WebRTC #WebRTCParis
Output: situational
Powerful picture taken by a #protester the #night before #christmas. The  is real. [Link]
Output: situational
Listened to Gimme Shelter while driving in the rain:face_with_tears_of_joy:
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Taking Over the mansion with the Mexicans @MikeyGlander
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Twitter slams Austin Strange Fruit PR firm, spurring it to drop the name it shared with a song about lynching [Link]
Output: situational
@ragavendra87 @timesofindia They r no less than the BCCI and Arnab keeps bashing them on the news hour
Output: situational
The moment you realize that what have you done in this whole year .
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It's all a calamity of lies..everything is fake so we only accept what isn't true  so when the truth comes we deny it.
Output: situational
Write cover page of thesis. Laptop commits suicide  #thankgodforbackups [Link]
Output: situational
@numbdave Because we all know that a house is a hermetically sealed environment!  @askegg @SecuLawyer @star2000dancer
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@rowdiejones:  When continuationists demand a prooftext for cessationism. / @BibChr beautiful observation
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Irony died 1000 times during the climax of Sholay, when the police urged Thakur not to take the law into his HANDS.  #Bollywood
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@Navrooz and among 8 of #duleepSingh children,none had one!
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@HadleyFreeman it could have happened to anyone. Your time will come, critics. Oops, apologies. A typical  -loving #Brit.
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A woman wearing a t-shirt on @itvjeremykyle that says "Act like a Lady"..
Output: situational
Erasure by Percival Everett and Pym by Mat Johnson....So there is black literature after the Black Arts Movement  #ChangetheCanon
Output: situational
: When the looks that are nurtured by statuesque beauties are nurtured by the skinniest supermodels. #Statuesque=#Skinny #Look
Output: situational
When someone who is extremely selfish dramatically wonders why people are so selfish !
Output: situational
@KimiNozoGuy @Alison_prime @SportzPunz @IvyTwisted @shitpostman Probably folks like #FullMcIntosh who don't buy games.  #gamergate
Output: situational
@sarahkhannyc @SAfridiOfficial @ShahidSrfraz Hahahahahahahhahaha! I was some one and it happened to be ya! !
Output: situational
@ninjalikescheez did your python tweeter send that?
Output: other
@RichardDawkins Accusations on twitter shouldn't count, though I've heard tales of talk that it will replace the grad jury sys here
Output: situational
@AskPlayStation Have you guys tried unplugging the servers waiting 10 seconds and plugging them back in?  #psndown
Output: other
amazing how many "americans" slag off capitalism , from the comfort of armchairs, sipping decaf,skinny, pumpkins spice lattes
Output: situational
@xheeners I know ...
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@thunderroadvint try having no internet for a month. Now I know how Ethiopians feel.
Output: other
Being publicly called a "heartless arsehole" for going about my day as usual.
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@NeezmhaNeez Technically, we aint muzlamics until we believe in a guy lost in a cellar as our saviour. ||#TrueStoryFam
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One more reason not to shop at #Walmart. They make you feel you're not in America!  #shopping #Islam #tcot ~ [Link]
Output: situational
@sirmlivesey :-) Go for it. 20th Century Fox copied me and did 21st Century Fox, after all ... , I hasten to add *very* unlitigiously!
Output: other
When j need the mailman to come late, he's here at 8a. When I can't wait for the mail to come? 7p.
Output: situational
#Venezuela -controlled #Moscow junta genocides peaceful protest of #Chechen miners in #Grozny . [Link]
Output: situational
Pre work shenanigans lmbo alissamarie_b #letswork  #kiddingnotkidding #funtimes #sheseriouslyrocks [Link]
Output: other
danniella westbrook went to a food bank she should have gone to Iceland, oh yeah she fucked that up too   #freedomofspeech
Output: situational
Down or Not is down right now. That's  for ya [Link]
Output: situational
Sorkin identified the 'attack on free speech' from Sony hackers before attacking the media for publishing the leaks  #SonyHack
Output: situational
Most Hindus depend on the 'western' researchers,who explain to them what's written in Hindu scriptures!;-) @rupasubramanya #FacePalm
Output: situational
It's funny how you can sit for 15minutes And not be noticed.  #MTVStars Taylor Swift
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Now i officially look single. Ha the
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: Historians collecting correct facts about wrong abuse. #Correct=#Wrong #FactAboutAbuse
Output: situational
You're gone and I gotta stay high... #coldpants #offtomysteriousplaces  #bye [Link]
Output: other
Cheap and expensive  [Link]
Output: situational
Hiring Managers are willing to wait for 30Days for a guy who can join immediately, but cannot take a guy with 30Days notice period.
Output: situational
@JoanneLouT I love the way that the #white males are buffoons, while the #black woman is smart and always wins #culturalmarxism
Output: situational
@IkeMagnifico Funny thing is now she's a security guard at Fed Ex in LA where I pick up all the time.
Output: other
This clinical psychology exam is gunna be the main cause of whatever mental disorder I develop
Output: situational
Fun at @JRfm #Basics4Babies Day @langleyevents on Sunday: Ask Travis Lulay to get his face painted like Tony The Tiger  #worthashot
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Currently writing about how I plan to stop procrastinating after leaving the paper untouched all day
Output: situational
Security Engineers are not Security Guards. :| #Hackers  #security
Output: situational
[Link] celebs takes drastic measures to look good...  #whoops #CelebrityLeakedPhotos [Link]
Output: situational
These Student Athletes Really Picked The Wrong Class To Cheat In [Link] via @MTVNews
Output: situational
@NussieT you realize you just tweeted out advice the other day on how not to spill your coffee, right?   #sloppy
Output: situational
@virginmedia Advertising an online special with an expiry countdown, yet you cant order anything or check your postcodes validity.
Output: situational
Wallahi speaking to an unbeliever is bid'a, let alone wishing him/her a happy celebration.
Output: situational
@peteswildlife Great. Does that mean he's also giving up hunting and killing wildlife in Europe?
Output: other
I've tweeted nearly 4,000 times and I'm not sure all 4,000 tweets really needed to be on the internet... Including this one
Output: situational
I love when folks call Brady a system QB but are THE BIGGEST Peyton Manning fans. .
Output: situational
@anthonyboutall - Russell Brand discussed today how much his London mansion is worth..and Marx was married to a baroness  #scum #weak
Output: situational
Why does sue give bonnie anxiety and stress pills
Output: other
"I" before "E" except after "C," right? What about in "W-E-I-R-D?"  #Tshirt #RulesWereMadeToBeBroken? [Link]
Output: situational
@quiksilverindia The only place where you don't wanna sit on the seat that you earned. |#Dancing |#QuiksilverGoesSupersonic
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Women getting hit on by married managers at @ChickfilA cracks me up  #Hypocrites #practicewhatyoupreach
Output: situational
"@DrJaneChi: But what about white on white crime?" It's like a ribbon in the sky...non-existent.
Output: situational
Well that's me living till I'm 200yrs old!!! #sarci   #wit #low #constant [Link]
Output: other
Parking meter obviously forgot to get its own parking ticket.  [Link]
Output: situational
#NBA players #NY support protests of #police killings/sure #money donations for #college WB coming   [Link]
Output: other
I give people a break 2 say that without my supporting cast that none of my works would of made it is tosh. Did nobody get #Extras
Output: other
@davidvitty to watch re blues? Chelsea's of course
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Try to ring @heatherbeech about a plumbing issue. Her phone goes off upstairs with Super Mario theme tune  #retrogaming
Output: situational
@CryptoDabbler @CoinMKTCap @CoinTelegraph you talk about biased behavior. go read some of the paid articles about paycoin.
Output: situational
"Execute" commands the beginning of a job but it is used to end a person's life Now that's
Output: situational
Religion is unfounded, else, Allah would have saved the kids. . @tariqmushtaqkh @nicpradhan #PeshawarAttack #PakSchoolSiege
Output: situational
I always can't wait to see how  works. #IfYouKnowWhatIMean
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|Jihadi killers in #Ottawa #Sidney & #Peshawar are rogue acts while|FratBoy UVa Rapists are symbolic of deeper societal flaws...|#tcot
Output: situational
@ChristianCalls1 @serr8d @ShawnSt51128037 that wasn't a choke hold the officer was trying to keep #EricGarner from falling forward.
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@hoplitnet The fact that Whites are prone to universal thinking is actually racial in and of itself.
Output: situational
I just watched a #Fitbit commercial followed my an #IHOP commercial advertising a belgian chocolate mousse crepe.
Output: situational
Sorry this doesn't make any sense why make it even more tough? That's going to produce more players..  [Link]
Output: other
Who would've imagined that #jakeplummer smokes weed regularly??  #outsidethelines
Output: other
Stop being the fan. And be the person blowing minds.
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@kobebryant  don't you see the  for call teammates soft when you haven't been to practice in 2 weeks?  #overpaid.
Output: situational
The people supporting police violence seem to be the same assholes that scream about government over-reach.  #cognitivedissonance
Output: situational
My glasses are blinding me.
Output: situational
Writing an article on mood enhancing foods. Telling people what to eat to be happy
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Spilled milk onto my boob. Oh the .
Output: situational
Who ever thought moving in the middle of December would be so peaceful?
Output: situational
Gareth's polar opposite is a chicken-loving vegetarian :face_with_tears_of_joy::hatching_chick:  #Bones @andjwest
Output: situational
@gilester haven't you used the "don't you know who I am" line yet....
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: When some police officers pursue "daring" villains the way abusers pursue frightened prey. #Police_officer=#Abuser #Villain=#Prey
Output: situational
Just received an email that I am the heir to the Nigerian Petroleum Corporation. I should immediately send them all my bank info.
Output: other