niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
@NewAmerica @Heritage @Gundisalvus Remember when Pres. spoke of how great America is and how strong we the people are if we work together?
Output: not
America released the Cuban spies to get Cuba to release the American spy who caught those Cuban spies.
Output: ironic
Why can I hear a chicken? This is Fulham for gods sake!
Output: not
@AuntFlo_28 a day or two after.
Output: not
#Daesh,#Taliban all need to become part of 'The religion of "PIECES"|My heart goes out to all the of the victims of #PeshawarAttack
Output: not
[Link] #TeensAnalyzed  Not expirienced, but cock hungry
Output: not
@Milanforever138 @RossellaMarrai 47% for Serie A ? Is this for real ?
Output: not
"A year ago|my cat was hit by|a car.... this is him|today." is a great quote
Output: not
@z_o_m_b_ii_e see [Link]||#1000ADAY |#FOLLOWME |#FOLLOWNGAIN |#TEAMTOFOLLOW|#TEAMFOLLOWBACK ||RETWEET & GAIN FOLLOWERS.
Output: not
#notcias #eu #europ Conselho Europeu 18-19 Dezembro 2014 - Click here for more up-to-date information on the Euro... [Link]
Output: not
Oh noes! The night train Berlin-Malmö runs only during summer! [Link] & me who was planning a long comfortable train trip :(
Output: not
@loic Does it imply you can get off facebook using crack or cocaine? .
Output: ironic
Responsibility = the ability to respond|To control yourself and be in charge of your life
Output: not
@Melissa_Barrow hahahah Donna being inspirational and shit :face_with_tears_of_joy: that's great
Output: not
Morning #monday people  long know keep working hard! #MakeSussexSafe 01273276865
Output: not
@AJtedded: Aaaaaand to read "Big Sleep" because can't get any sleep...  [Link]
Output: ironic
What was the last picture you took with your phone? -- a pic of syresatt vatten of Ikea's bottle [Link]
Output: not
it  just had to snow and cancel our Vball tournament today...:pistol::pouting_face::pouting_face::pouting_face::pouting_face: #ball #is  #life
Output: not
This is how I responded|"More movies about heterosexuality. I really wish they would stop shoving their lifestyle down our throats."
Output: ironic
- the true definition - #Iran hosting a conference against extremist! [Link]
Output: ironic
@Cutneaux who said that retarded nonsense?
Output: not
@DestinyTheGame Hope 2015 will be a great year for Destiny on PC :p @Bungie
Output: not
#Hunger #has  #vanished #from #our #affluent, even #overweight, #society –  [Link]
Output: not
@MailOnline @Abdullah_Azfal can't even bring myself to read this #rip
Output: not
You know you love an author when you figure out how a book ends long before it does but can't wait to see how the author actually ends it
Output: not
I still love the newsroom regardless of what everyone else thinks
Output: not
This is not the moon. Pictures like the moon is made of light bulbs.  #the #moon :) [Link]
Output: not
"@SchmidtSTL: Thanks to @automaticg. I think I backed into the playoffs! Playoff matchup: TacoCorp v Gronkey Punch
Output: not
oh yeah,  its official #im  #crazy [Link]
Output: not
@UGpk when dad calls me by this name :smirking_face: we often go into a fight .. You want a fight ? :smirking_face:
Output: not
JLPT tomorrow. I am feeling vaguely confident. But just vaguely.
Output: not
it was  RT @bobthegreatooo @mikewickett how is that a spoiler alert?  Haven't so called 'experts' predicted him as being the winner?
Output: not
In case you haven't heard, this is happening - #WingedWarriors - [Link] [Link]
Output: not
i can't believe all the shits for the past days are finally over!
Output: not
Sessions!! #why  #scary #canary #sydney #australia by lavin56 [Link] [Link]
Output: not
She said nope, I'm only getting gift cards...ones she bought using her credit card points. .
Output: ironic
happy birthday to my boo @James_on00 :heavy_black_heart:️:party_popper: love you, have a great day!:face_with_tears_of_joy::smiling_cat_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes: [Link]
Output: not
...except we have no hot water. Naturally no one would be in the office to take my call. I fucking hate it here.
Output: not
I hate it when my mind keeps drifting to someone who no longer matters in life.  #dislike
Output: ironic
Solid leg day :flexed_biceps: felt great and hit my max for 2. Can't wait to squat 315!
Output: not
Why are babies constantly sick everywhere. It's like why can't u just keep the food you eat in ur belly and  #on #the #floor
Output: not
When someone tries to play you and you already know their game<<< #stepoff
Output: not
Lol. Imagine being gay and working in a fudge packing factory.
Output: ironic
Listening to a guy who decimated his team explaining to another how to build teams... hahahahaha aaaah.  #tragedy
Output: ironic
@M1ck3yCharlton miss u lots and lots like jelly tots
Output: not
Lawyer on train to other lawyer talking about ceiling ad- "who would even read that? No one's going to notice that thing..."
Output: ironic
And all I wanna do is blast music and get ready for my trip but my "second" roommate is sleeping and I suffer from being considerate
Output: ironic
#notcies #eu How Santa Juncker can bring the gift of a healthier EU [Link]
Output: not
Carbon everywhere :) #carbon #hood  #sticker #strips #down #red #automotive #dope #cars... [Link]
Output: not
The answers often lay right infront of you, the problem is you seek in the distance, when in reality the answers are simple.
Output: not
#Uniform#unity #LMFAIR14
Output: not
#PTIUKGoNawazGoCampaign||Show up at the peaceful protest infront of Lancaster house to greet our PM with respect ||
Output: ironic
@khushsundar true sissy well said.. fit to live as a man...
Output: not
Kitty aaaaint happy #cat  #happy #today [Link]
Output: not
Americans love guns more than ever! [Link] #Chicago #Detroit examples of strict #gunlaws yet have the most crime
Output: ironic
@DIYcookery: A Guide To Coffee :ok_hand_sign: [Link] LOL, espresso from that time we went to the Maple Leafs fan fest @sammiebressette
Output: not
new shoes. kinda in love with an inanimate object. [Link]
Output: not
#OrionLaunch go, no-go, go, no-go. I'm getting dizzy... Imagine if there was a crew in there - how stressful would this be?!
Output: not
Andrew Luck is some kind of QB... Wowzers. #INDvsCLE
Output: not
LoL game over Napoli win and they are better then Juve
Output: not
@NiteshpandeyG @AamAadmiParty hahaha u talk abt policies..just check delhi dialogue page..are u from another gola lol
Output: not
Alright y'all, back to binge watching Legend of Korra like a muthafukn gangster.
Output: not
When your  is so advanced people actually think you are #stupid.. [Link] [Link]
Output: ironic
What doesn't kill you makes you #stronger :ok_hand_sign:...I'm  #perfect #mybody :see-no-evil_monkey: [Link]
Output: not
@ItsAnaBln yeah me! |I should get a more active social life and get away from the internet...
Output: not
@MikeLoBurgio @BarackObama protecting the namesake of a #PalinSpawn
Output: ironic
If I believed in that sort of thing I should be canonized #selfpraise
Output: not
@laurenfleskes hahaha such a 1% town
Output: not
I shouldn't lose a full day of work because of system updates, but it happened yesterday. #fuckingwindows
Output: not
Simple way to be #fashionable n contribute to #empower thousands of #women and #weavers. [Link] #KhadiGaatha #GoGreen
Output: not
@mattnewton doesn't get more #indiefilm than #miboxzombie [Link] :-)
Output: not
look for the girl with the broken smile, ask her if she wants to stay while, and she will be loved. :two_hearts::musical_note:
Output: not
I feel a nap in my near future. #NapTime
Output: not
: When the vapours that are emitted by cleansing solvents are emitted by contaminating chemicals. #Cleansing=#Contaminating #Vapour
Output: ironic
Time for babygirl and I to get our beauty sleep:sleeping_face::sleeping_symbol::sleeping_symbol:
Output: not
The ugly truth... #abuse  #enough #words [Link]
Output: not
@unsarcasticone Oh crap. Mean. What did it mean. See my last few RTs.
Output: not
@EdMartin_Music excited for 2015 its gonna be a good year for music ur gonna smash it #Ed:microphone:
Output: not
is the name of the game. [Link]
Output: not
@SportsCenter #SC3stars CARDALE JONES. Third string QB, Big10 Champion and MVP.
Output: not
#HybridCloud needs hybrid monitoring... monitor Azure, plus apps and dbs, from SCOM [Link]
Output: not
By @erickaajanae "#Bts At DIPMAGAZINE #PhotoShoot #WIFEYSERIES Me and _traviiiiis . Don't Forget To... [Link]
Output: not
In #Business, knowing 'what  to do' is very imp. #SayNo to anything that comes b/w u n ur #dreams. Even #money . #entrepreneur #tips
Output: not
is not lost. @RehamKhan1 @ShireenMazari1  @ArifAlvi [Link]"
Output: not
#But #Buy #Couch #Enveloppe #If #Its  #HomeDecor|Please RT: [Link] [Link]
Output: not
Selfish, narcissistic. Only the woman matters. Child doesn't matter. Father doesn't matter. No one else matters.|[Link]
Output: not
Wickedly ignorant bout Black Americans see racism in everything' a figment of their imagination#Cannot be trumped by J'can hypocrisy#NNN
Output: not
#bibotour & #champwithin founder @traciscampbell on @WCIU_YouAndMe w/dancers Ricky & Gracey #chicago #women
Output: not
You're any moment, every second,|Every scent and every flower|As a girl.
Output: not
find ONE local PD that reported an 80% drop @RBRNetwork1 @TheOldBreed1775 @Dolphin__Man @Joseph_WarrenDR @jus1314tin @CoutoPanda
Output: not
Chillax Bitches. :face_with_stuck-out_tongue_and_tightly-closed_eyes: why is my face so squished. #fireball [Link]
Output: not
@cnsnews @AnnCoulter Obamanomics: FS & Unemployment Insurance is "economic stimulus". FT to PT work frees us to follow our dreams.
Output: not
More  in winning a sweet hamper at a Christmas fete the day after a jellybean damaged a tooth!
Output: ironic
Getting my shit together in 2015 like........ #2015isthenewturnup #myboos #funtimes #makingmemories... [Link]
Output: not
@Sherrod_Small As the only black listener to the @OpieandJimmy show...Love having you on it!!#RaceWars
Output: not
@JHill_Official @brianfriedman @OK_Magazine outta the boardroom, I to the partay!! #luvvit
Output: not
I just earned the 'Photogenic Brew (Level 21)' badge on @untappd! [Link]
Output: not
pt3..for his family to follow, and they can talk at home. All this talk about new owners and destabilising pf the club could #mot #lufc
Output: not
James Burke Connections, Episode 7 A Special Place: [Link] via @YouTube #This is  /-\ #DRILL <()>
Output: not
@ZafShabir and a strut to boot
Output: not
There's no such thing as "too much ammo"
Output: not
Those Amarillo hops make it just right #goldilocks - Drinking a Tour de Fall @ Memphis' Pint & Dram - [Link] #photo
Output: not
@Official_NFFC #spinless#gutless  acceptable
Output: not
Good to see Tomas Rosicky playing tdae #ARSvQPR
Output: not
@aleciamarie21 @DonnieWahlberg is it bad that after my "happy Preds won" :party_popper: dance my first thought was Donnie?! :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes::speak-no-evil_monkey:
Output: not
"@BestProAdvice: [Link]"  true....you can't replace your one and only mam.
Output: not
Take me to church...,.
Output: not
@the_angry_ranga @UberFacts For the masses. I love it.
Output: not
@14_CeRivera I never study lolz. I've been working on a presentation thats due tomorrow and I just now started:smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_cold_sweat:
Output: not
@TheBodyShopUK I dont know what it is but I'm in love your products Christmas heaven! #love #skincare #beauty :thumbs_up_sign::green_heart::bath:. [Link]
Output: not
Why does Zayn look like a Spanish flamingo dancer
Output: not
.@ShawnaTova Computing, the Internet, personal computers & smart phones were all invented by that "pond scum"  @addictionguy
Output: ironic
@MrHepzn @janr572 The kindness of strangers!
Output: not
watching Elf was a prime decision tonight
Output: not
How Badly Do You Need That Burrito? (That's sounds naughty) [Link] #burrito
Output: not
my life won't be complete until I meet @Theresacaputo :two_hearts:
Output: not
@Neilby70 yeah not to bad been asleep most of it my backs been playing up so been on strong painkillers that knock me out :see-no-evil_monkey:
Output: not
@LipsbyCarla @IAmSteveHarvey I won't be pledging anytime soon...why are these GROWN women competing..AKA vs DELTA...crabs in a barrel..SAD
Output: not
A #Meme for your #Monday! #MemeMonday #Obama #Obamacare #AcidReflux  #StandUpShot #JokeoftheDay #Comedy [Link]
Output: not
#Congratulations to the #Hashemite #Kingdom of #Jordan under the wise leadership of #His #Majesty #King #Abdullah II on the #New #Year 2015!
Output: not
Gotta go back to work tonight
Output: not
If that's Man U at its best they have much bigger problems than us ;) #saintsfc. Then again we're still 5th #noproblem
Output: not
Even Soweto TV didn't bother to show these fvcken awards...useless to the bone..go figure
Output: not
Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional|#Anonymous
Output: not
What I learned today??? You can choose to live a fearless life. #iam #fearfree  #fearfull
Output: not
"@Fit_Motivator: I learned that if you want to make it bad enough, no matter how bad it is, you can make it. -Gale Sayers"  #Wise
Output: not
#Legend says if you stand in front of a mirror+say "I can't even" 3 times, a girl in #yogapants will appear+give you a pumpkin spice latte.
Output: not
Photo: Invoices have been sent out... [Link]
Output: not
Read at [Link] the news '#Media #Struggle #to #Save #Obama,  #the #Country'
Output: not
Just found the picture of lisazamorano trying to kill me #bff at our #seniorbrunch @ Moutain Meadows [Link]
Output: not
@reubenzj Unfortunately not, hey. Daddy didn't think his daughter'd be into gaming or FIFA.  youraveragedaddysgirl
Output: not
My dream is to celebrate Christmas with you :smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes:
Output: not
@eskimodave yup.. Few weeks in NZ mucking about then some time in Fiji dodging sharks.
Output: not
My dogs like to be nice and toasty while relaxing at home #adorable #puppy #socute #icant [Link]
Output: not
@bonka10 @PopsMcDaddy come on Graham / Thomas!
Output: not
Today stats: 5 followers, 8 unfollowers and followed 2 people via [Link]
Output: not
I had the best New Years!!!! Spent it with the people I love & I fucking loved it! :smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes: Such a happy camper right now! :face_with_stuck-out_tongue_and_tightly-closed_eyes::green_heart::heavy_black_heart:️
Output: not
@m1897 haha I also had 2... cheers bro !!!
Output: not
@TeamWadiCamacho @wadicamacho Even better let's see if Wadi Camacho man's up and fights @JamieOneball
Output: not
Lol at people saying they're turning 13 this year when did I start following kids #sorry
Output: not
On my TL I see a Somerholic that unfollowed me tweeting retweet if you're a Somerholic to see how many are there.also i'm not allowed
Output: ironic
@jopage_ I've had three boys, breastfed them all for about a year each and never had to do it out when I was out!  necessary
Output: not
I would LOVE to touch an anaconda! Jump on that thang and ride it like a horse! #EatenAlive
Output: not
Photo: #whynot? #why #pop#art #artist @whirleytimes #whirleyshot #whirleystudio #sharpie #acrylics... [Link]
Output: not
A MAN MUST HAVE (3) F's TO GET a A IN LIFE: FORTITUDE, FOCUS, & FINANCES. [Link] @AlimHagan
Output: not
Aaand the hits just keep on coming. #BadDay
Output: not
.@JaniceDean, Michael Bloomberg will be wearing his speedo for the #GlobalWarming with his bodyguards.  @FoxNews
Output: ironic
#Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting #apologises #for #saying she's  #a #feminist: Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting, pictured with her... [Link]
Output: not
Obama's $1,176,120.90 in Taxpayer Funded Costs to Attend Political Fundraisers in Los Angeles, San Francisco [Link]
Output: ironic
11:11 - say something stupid. ||Oh... You beat me to it.
Output: not
#notcies #eu End to fish discards delayed - End to fish discards delayed Copyright EP 2013. From: Eu Reporter Vie... [Link]
Output: not
I'm not really sure how I'm still alive and writing this paper right. Napping instead of sleeping on the weekends isn't cutting it #finals
Output: not
@StuartScott @espn Rest well Stuart, you were a man of grace & courage. May your family find peace.
Output: not
@WeeRockWhisky apricots pears and boozy Belgian goodness. A winter warmer.
Output: not
Couldn't have asked for a better night.
Output: not
@The_Macallan @WeeRockWhisky patio tumbler goodness #Mac12days
Output: not
"He looks a decent bowler. Not really a 5th bowler, but, in a balanced side potentially 6th bowler" Styris on HSohail. #pakvnz
Output: not
It's not possible to have enough time
Output: not
Ariana Grandes makeup is always sooo flawless :speak-no-evil_monkey:
Output: not
Lighting now setup on the #Malawi #Aquarium... Water tomorrow! #Cichlids #NoFilter #MarineWhite [Link]
Output: not
OK, OK, GEEZ! I KNOW ALREADY! @itzwikipedia @engrossingfacts @mysteriousfact #totally  #repetetive [Link]
Output: not
@_XenaaSkky I.e., strength in numbers, focused movement, appeal to other countries, use pens and paper, change the way we live drastically.
Output: not
@RenuGill_x someone's on the defensive...if the shoe fits :frog_face::hot_beverage:️
Output: not
It's pretty amazing that in 'The Land of the Free', people are debating if we should feel safe around our police.
Output: ironic
#Sopping #wet|#Squishing #mud #between #toes...||Well, why ...|#Swimming in a #mud #puddle
Output: not
I don't know why it's so fun, but it is. cx I could probably think and find out, but yeah. No. xD
Output: not
@bluedemloyalty , former Chairwoman, US Commission on Civil Rights
Output: not
Tomorrow is the day I'm coming back to Florida for good .... :(  unless something changes in  the next 24hrs which I doubt   #ready
Output: not
@RabbiJason @JewishNewsDet By definition placing money on the outcome of anything is gambling! Choosing to deny this is self delusion
Output: not
Such a long day :/ #wrecked
Output: not
The downside to working in fisheries and conservation is that you can rarely afford the cool things that promote your job
Output: ironic
#adanisJet lol @kapsology: Irony committed suicide jumping from Adani's jet! #LoveJihad & #Gharwapsi orphaned! [Link]
Output: not
Just gave Imperfecto a 3.5/5 rating on @Zomato [Link]
Output: not
@HELENOHENZO Your not understanding something, does  make you an expert in the field.
Output: not
One of many reasons I dislike #Alabama fans. #auburn #RollTide #myass #jakellmitchell [Link]
Output: not
@PompeyAirways yeah, and you ignored my point...
Output: not
@jodalatour @FoxNews Would you have said in the 1800s, "Why is GOP against Africans being brought here? Do any of them want to pick cotton?"
Output: not
@TheGoodGodAbove Re: Xmas: "Christmas" is itself an abbreviation of "Christ's Mass."  @ThatKevinSmith [Link]
Output: ironic
A year ago this would be just a writing on a t-shirt  anymore all thanks to @SFSLacrosse @wwpinc #MerryXmas [Link]
Output: not
Goodie bags for 2nd grade are done! #whatsnext?
Output: not
Horses are just hornless unicorns :O ||#enlightened #mystical #wow  #on #drugs
Output: not
I wish a mf would :fisted_hand_sign::fisted_hand_sign:| my day!
Output: not
It's  #cute to be awake right now
Output: not
Angry-face #Leo #Kids #Fun #Face #Angry  [Link]
Output: not
is too complex a word for him to understand @BigJdog916 @RBRNetwork1 @DywanWII
Output: not
Gotta record my favorite show Tamar&Vince season finale!!!:purple_heart:
Output: not
Photo: Abstract Tribal Bubble Jumpsuit Size: s-xl Cost:$39.99 [Link]
Output: not
says women & blacks are a different "species" @Dolphin__Man @RBRNetwork1 @HarryThetech76 @TimOwensby @TheOldBreed1775
Output: not
I literally get to pamper myself all day tomorrow and get cray with Julia and Raven in the Bay. #whatmorecouldaguyaskfor
Output: not
Too blessed to be stressed. So hype for next year! #HAILSTATE [Link]
Output: not
Who dares to play this game? Lol #Shots #Sex #Fine #Tipsy #Drunk #Dead :face_with_tears_of_joy:  #NeedAGoodLaugh [Link]
Output: not
Still time 2 enter my @ModereUS sample #giveaway on my @YouTube channel! Check it out here [Link] #modere #bbloggers #beauty
Output: not
@businessinsider: T-Mobile's CEO thinks the Apple Watch is going to be huge [Link] <-- I do, too.
Output: not
@Parlett316 he's played 5 minutes, 0-4 from field, a steal and 2 fouls. that's it. that's all he's done.
Output: not
@ChuckCJohnson BREAKING: #realjournalist bullying major problem in nation's high schools.
Output: not
"Might go back to bed it's easier then making the effort" @PatrickRowe123   #wrong :face_with_tears_of_joy::loudly_crying_face:
Output: not
@Devin_Heroux @CBCEyeopener @downtowncalgary was STUNNING today, wasn't it?
Output: not
@chriscomben @lexpersaud it's in my Priory contract to wear those. Hugely popular with Priory Ultras #does  #count #xxx
Output: not
@TheTweetOfGod Even you have to think the Religious Freedom Restoration Act in Michigan is ridiculous.
Output: not
@_Liam_Walker_ but  in term time my son........ :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_tightly-closed_eyes::smiling_face_with_sunglasses:
Output: not
Worth a read. On #Christians and the persecution they face. #equality #respect #sectarianviolence #countyourblessings [Link]
Output: not
I may or may not be obsessed with the grinch :smirking_face:
Output: not
@RevArun @c_of_e Money 4 Church|[Link]|SmartPhone APP PAYS you!|See-[Link] |Go 2: [Link]
Output: not
@the_bearded_1 And when you overpay for that talent you get stuck w/ that talent. Which perpetuates the losing cycle the Cubs are in
Output: not
@cnsnews Say it ain't so, Joe.  Who would imagine a government program fraught with fraud?  Has this ever happened before?
Output: ironic
- during @CNNReliable criticism of @RollingStone , a promo for a special featuring #BillCosby "#rape victims" airs. #Hypocrites
Output: ironic
If #PMHarper gets reelected, these r the possibilities: he & #CPC cheated (again); #Canada has a collective #StockholmSyndrome; we're doomed
Output: not
trivia crack is taking over my life.
Output: not
@lcooney @Orthorize @drjmetz @WykdWench awesome! :)
Output: not
Canny wait to get my new phone, sneaks and clothes on thursday #payday #would #be #rude  #too
Output: not
Rocking the Christmas socks at work. It's the little things like this that make me happy. #essentialservice :father_christmas::christmas_tree: [Link]
Output: not
O_o ummm...so, like?? ||RT"@Redskins: From our family to yours, have a safe and #HappyThanksgiving [Link]"
Output: not
My death will likely be caused by  at the wrong time.
Output: not
@BenVolin @ArashMarkazi Everybody just keeps saying "Gronk and large contingent of Patriots." Who else is there with Rob?
Output: not
@Arlo2121 @BillBruno @AtomicDeke @ftwpodcast @followthatband @joeftwpodcast
Output: not
@dairymanNZ Its called  @DairyGirlNZ
Output: not
Sunset for January 04, 2015 at 04:39PM! Temperatures: 6℃. It's Partly Cloudy.
Output: not
Hmmm what to have for dinner
Output: not
When you have Challah French Toast on Christmas
Output: ironic
@LitaMacWolfZERO as far as what? A room?
Output: not
Woohoo admitting someone who literally needs nothing but med refills!  [Link]
Output: not
@TonyBrown03 that's the easy part. Giving my man money to go grab all mine tomorrow morning can't be dealing with town to stressfull
Output: not
Seriously tho if you need me anytime over winter break just shoot me a text. Probably won't respond cuz I'll most likely be eating, but hey
Output: not
@PolicyMic Scream this message: We want the security footage!!! #AntonioMartin #Ferguson #EndRacism #SocialJustice #BlackLivesMatter
Output: not
Oh the  @LabourEoin .@David_Cameron You would not need to take to twitter to peddle piffle
Output: ironic
Lovely first day of 2015; friends, family swim, sort & cleanse, curry, less time on social media, more time on others #startasyoumeantogoon
Output: not
@craigavonc left out blue bin as per calendar but not lifted. Checked your website and it indicates green bin  happy
Output: not
@OuttaHerrrrreee well I face peyton today in my one league so I hope he only has 2 TD passes and they're both to D Thomas for me lol
Output: not
Why do I have to have a good game then a bad game and then a good game then a bad game again. :expressionless_face::pouting_face:
Output: not
2 and half hour walk #Proud
Output: not
To be fair, DeBlasio only asked #BlackLivesMatter folks to stop protesting until the post-funerals. So police protesting him is cool.
Output: ironic
@SP_EnergyPeople are actually going to contact me rather than just apologising via Twitter?
Output: not
Go get it you broke ass bitches. my fault
Output: not
The things I see in Bath & Body Works #WorstOutfit  Cute #WTF [Link]
Output: not
Seems as if @ProudMaryBoise wants to endorse me on LinkedIn for  - any thoughts on this from the #OMCchat crowd?
Output: not
Christmas part two began at my parents house today.Many gifts,mountains of wrapping paper,excited nephew,missing batteries, veggie chilli.
Output: not
@UberFacts: Men with shaved heads are perceived as an inch taller and 13% stronger than men with hair. @KOJAK_M
Output: not
@ReedWilkerson I was tempted but I didn't want to one-up your tats with mine
Output: not
Why is it so hard for people to cover their mouth when they cough?? Specially old people! Wtf, isn't it common curtesy? #coveryomouf #nasty
Output: not
I don't know how you can love, but also freaking hate someone so much!! :unamused_face:
Output: not
The spicy cali roll is just cali roll with a dab of sauce on it W T F
Output: not
@DarkNetNews @Bipartisanism But it's not a time capsule! It' current in time
Output: not
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Output: not
is just #one of the many services I offer to #people who ask #stupid questions.
Output: not
The silence in #TimesSquare for #EricGarner last night is only broken by #NYPD siren. , watch on ifussss app. [Link]
Output: ironic
Towing company commuter car being towed.  [Link]
Output: ironic
@Crystal_SWI it must be a really bad game if a superb comedian like Philly Phil can't squeeze some humor out of it.
Output: ironic
LOL..It was an RSS agenda modi bribed UN officals to make yoga day international..  #secularindia #AntiConversionLaw #hypocrites
Output: ironic
I just found out I have a 13th grade education: [Link]||I must have slept through that entire year
Output: ironic
!!! RT @JeremyClarkson: Of all the places to get stuck in a traffic jam [Link]
Output: ironic
@ZachSellsMagic I thought all people did for the holiday was to stream holiday cube all day?!?!
Output: ironic
Did #lyntoncrosby invent #CameronMustGo ? Puerile attacks on @Ed_Miliband in RW press provoked #webackEd which led to #CameronMustGo
Output: ironic
Also the only verb that I forgot was "to forget"
Output: ironic
@DrunkVinodMehta If #BJP joins with PDP, then CM will be of PDP. Only way to have a #HINDU #CM is to take support of Abdullah family
Output: ironic
That #moment when you don't wanna tell that person you been fuckin someone else.. Cause they might go fuck some else LOL o.O' #truth
Output: ironic
Any Hindu who tries to defend his religion is a Communal.  #Gharwapsi
Output: ironic
Cramming 200+ psych pages into my brain even though we learnt that cramming isn't effective
Output: ironic
"@BarakRavid: BREAKING: PM Netanyahu slams EU countries: "The Europeans are hypocrites that learned nothing from the holocaust""
Output: ironic
Thechicago firehouse restaurant goes up in flames.  #chicago #fire #cfd #workingpress #cbs #wbbm... [Link]
Output: ironic
Happy stfx day! Lost my #Xring in '12. It was found 2 mo's later glistening on the 18th green of Lost Creek Golf Club. #xringmiracle
Output: ironic
@avaskoog Caffeine free coffee? Yeah, I'll have that next time I have a slice of sugar-free cheesecake...  :P
Output: ironic
I tweeted about how dangerous Glasgow is, and a Glaswegian party venue followed me. #win
Output: ironic
I cared for 8 seconds, then I got distracted. :face_with_tears_of_joy:
Output: ironic
@adamclanton,@LanceZierlein,wait..your followup to Ferguson/stereotyping talk is audio about a kid who wants to do "hood-rat" stuff?
Output: ironic
@Anajbbyy yesss! What makes it worse is when they look gorgeous and say "I just got my face beat!" Wtf?  #Contradiction
Output: ironic
@MistressBitchIn a Woman that puts a man in irons supports the irons!!!
Output: ironic
the  that the #euphemism #CoerciveControl was #coined by a #MAN but is now #lovingly #appropriated by the #radical #feminist #agenda
Output: ironic
Just seen 3 bikes on bikes.
Output: ironic
I need a misadventure form because I broke my hand practising and rewriting this english essay 500 times
Output: ironic
Downplaying social media but using a hashtag? #givepresence
Output: ironic
@BrDieteticAssoc bring it on. Will look forward to the Easter one more :-))) funnily enough i crave salad and fruit round xmas now!!
Output: ironic
@TheGodlessNorth Indonesia does: blasphemy laws & ministry of religious affairs,which also happens to be the most corrupt ministry.
Output: ironic
Another @virginmedia  moment. We can't be bothered to fix your broadband problem but would you like to buy an Iphone6 of us! HELL NO!!
Output: ironic
Now that i can seem to afford good things, material things in life...its the simple things that i need and really want... of my life
Output: ironic
@theprojecttv When all the "trauma" these kids are suffering is over, the fact remains, You apologised for telling the truth.  #stuism
Output: ironic
I keep telling my friends I'm busy they need to stop blowing me up but they just can't stop  [Link]
Output: ironic
I don't like clowns but I'm going to be one.
Output: ironic
Fleury with 5 shut outs so far on the season. He's still not good though
Output: ironic
Just as the microphone fails: "If we were having this conversation 100 years ago..." @disruptivedean #WebRTC #WebRTCParis
Output: ironic
Powerful picture taken by a #protester the #night before #christmas. The  is real. [Link]
Output: ironic
Listened to Gimme Shelter while driving in the rain:face_with_tears_of_joy:
Output: ironic
Twitter slams Austin Strange Fruit PR firm, spurring it to drop the name it shared with a song about lynching [Link]
Output: ironic
@ragavendra87 @timesofindia They r no less than the BCCI and Arnab keeps bashing them on the news hour
Output: ironic
It's all a calamity of lies..everything is fake so we only accept what isn't true  so when the truth comes we deny it.
Output: ironic
Write cover page of thesis. Laptop commits suicide  #thankgodforbackups [Link]
Output: ironic
@rowdiejones:  When continuationists demand a prooftext for cessationism. / @BibChr beautiful observation
Output: ironic
@Navrooz and among 8 of #duleepSingh children,none had one!
Output: ironic
A woman wearing a t-shirt on @itvjeremykyle that says "Act like a Lady"..
Output: ironic
Erasure by Percival Everett and Pym by Mat Johnson....So there is black literature after the Black Arts Movement  #ChangetheCanon
Output: ironic
: When the looks that are nurtured by statuesque beauties are nurtured by the skinniest supermodels. #Statuesque=#Skinny #Look
Output: ironic
When someone who is extremely selfish dramatically wonders why people are so selfish !
Output: ironic
@KimiNozoGuy @Alison_prime @SportzPunz @IvyTwisted @shitpostman Probably folks like #FullMcIntosh who don't buy games.  #gamergate
Output: ironic
@sarahkhannyc @SAfridiOfficial @ShahidSrfraz Hahahahahahahhahaha! I was some one and it happened to be ya! !
Output: ironic
@RichardDawkins Accusations on twitter shouldn't count, though I've heard tales of talk that it will replace the grad jury sys here
Output: ironic
amazing how many "americans" slag off capitalism , from the comfort of armchairs, sipping decaf,skinny, pumpkins spice lattes
Output: ironic
One more reason not to shop at #Walmart. They make you feel you're not in America!  #shopping #Islam #tcot ~ [Link]
Output: ironic
When j need the mailman to come late, he's here at 8a. When I can't wait for the mail to come? 7p.
Output: ironic
#Venezuela -controlled #Moscow junta genocides peaceful protest of #Chechen miners in #Grozny . [Link]
Output: ironic
danniella westbrook went to a food bank she should have gone to Iceland, oh yeah she fucked that up too   #freedomofspeech
Output: ironic
Down or Not is down right now. That's  for ya [Link]
Output: ironic
Sorkin identified the 'attack on free speech' from Sony hackers before attacking the media for publishing the leaks  #SonyHack
Output: ironic
Most Hindus depend on the 'western' researchers,who explain to them what's written in Hindu scriptures!;-) @rupasubramanya #FacePalm
Output: ironic
It's funny how you can sit for 15minutes And not be noticed.  #MTVStars Taylor Swift
Output: ironic
: Historians collecting correct facts about wrong abuse. #Correct=#Wrong #FactAboutAbuse
Output: ironic
Cheap and expensive  [Link]
Output: ironic
Hiring Managers are willing to wait for 30Days for a guy who can join immediately, but cannot take a guy with 30Days notice period.
Output: ironic
@JoanneLouT I love the way that the #white males are buffoons, while the #black woman is smart and always wins #culturalmarxism
Output: ironic
This clinical psychology exam is gunna be the main cause of whatever mental disorder I develop
Output: ironic
Currently writing about how I plan to stop procrastinating after leaving the paper untouched all day
Output: ironic
Security Engineers are not Security Guards. :| #Hackers  #security
Output: ironic
[Link] celebs takes drastic measures to look good...  #whoops #CelebrityLeakedPhotos [Link]
Output: ironic
These Student Athletes Really Picked The Wrong Class To Cheat In [Link] via @MTVNews
Output: ironic
@NussieT you realize you just tweeted out advice the other day on how not to spill your coffee, right?   #sloppy
Output: ironic
@virginmedia Advertising an online special with an expiry countdown, yet you cant order anything or check your postcodes validity.
Output: ironic
Wallahi speaking to an unbeliever is bid'a, let alone wishing him/her a happy celebration.
Output: ironic
I've tweeted nearly 4,000 times and I'm not sure all 4,000 tweets really needed to be on the internet... Including this one
Output: ironic
I love when folks call Brady a system QB but are THE BIGGEST Peyton Manning fans. .
Output: ironic
@anthonyboutall - Russell Brand discussed today how much his London mansion is worth..and Marx was married to a baroness  #scum #weak
Output: ironic
"I" before "E" except after "C," right? What about in "W-E-I-R-D?"  #Tshirt #RulesWereMadeToBeBroken? [Link]
Output: ironic
@quiksilverindia The only place where you don't wanna sit on the seat that you earned. |#Dancing |#QuiksilverGoesSupersonic
Output: ironic
Women getting hit on by married managers at @ChickfilA cracks me up  #Hypocrites #practicewhatyoupreach
Output: ironic
"@DrJaneChi: But what about white on white crime?" It's like a ribbon in the sky...non-existent.
Output: ironic
Parking meter obviously forgot to get its own parking ticket.  [Link]
Output: ironic
Try to ring @heatherbeech about a plumbing issue. Her phone goes off upstairs with Super Mario theme tune  #retrogaming
Output: ironic
@CryptoDabbler @CoinMKTCap @CoinTelegraph you talk about biased behavior. go read some of the paid articles about paycoin.
Output: ironic
"Execute" commands the beginning of a job but it is used to end a person's life Now that's
Output: ironic
Religion is unfounded, else, Allah would have saved the kids. . @tariqmushtaqkh @nicpradhan #PeshawarAttack #PakSchoolSiege
Output: ironic
|Jihadi killers in #Ottawa #Sidney & #Peshawar are rogue acts while|FratBoy UVa Rapists are symbolic of deeper societal flaws...|#tcot
Output: ironic
@hoplitnet The fact that Whites are prone to universal thinking is actually racial in and of itself.
Output: ironic
I just watched a #Fitbit commercial followed my an #IHOP commercial advertising a belgian chocolate mousse crepe.
Output: ironic
@kobebryant  don't you see the  for call teammates soft when you haven't been to practice in 2 weeks?  #overpaid.
Output: ironic
The people supporting police violence seem to be the same assholes that scream about government over-reach.  #cognitivedissonance
Output: ironic
My glasses are blinding me.
Output: ironic
Writing an article on mood enhancing foods. Telling people what to eat to be happy
Output: ironic
Spilled milk onto my boob. Oh the .
Output: ironic
Who ever thought moving in the middle of December would be so peaceful?
Output: ironic
Gareth's polar opposite is a chicken-loving vegetarian :face_with_tears_of_joy::hatching_chick:  #Bones @andjwest
Output: ironic
: When some police officers pursue "daring" villains the way abusers pursue frightened prey. #Police_officer=#Abuser #Villain=#Prey
Output: ironic
Friday hilarity: the CSO of #Sony just picked up a @TechTarget award for #security [Link]  #SonyHack
Output: ironic
@lorickson n the  is the promotions r by human n not by the religions. For strictly speaking all religions believe it is the right 1.
Output: ironic
So you think anime is for kids... Tell me again how many times you have seen Frozen #anime #is  #for #kids #Frozen
Output: ironic
What is most important today is not family or health but rather NBA action.
Output: ironic
@Johnny_Volk @ESPNNFL Hmmm, Next year we'll be saying, teams that moved from SD to LA.
Output: ironic
" "@emptynetters: Penguins cancel morning skate, which was an optional, due to icy road conditions."
Output: ironic
The  of the new JD gym bein right next to a Sayers "sausage roll with  salad please" :flushed_face:
Output: ironic
Is it ironic for a @selenagomez song to come on my #ipod after a @justinbieber song?!  #SelenaGomez #JustinBeiber
Output: ironic
@NickMeisl his song Angel of Death is a good one. It has lyrics bashing the Vatican
Output: ironic
A design firm's holiday card skewers corporate jargon.  Hand biting mouth? #jargon #design |[Link]
Output: ironic
@LOLGOP Fox News criticizing poor journalism regarding the UVA incident is hilarious
Output: ironic
We spend our childhood in a hurry to grow up and when we grow up we want to retain our childlike nature! #justsaying  #lifegoals #kids
Output: ironic
Going to watch a movie about murder. Merry christmas ;)
Output: ironic
Making a pair of lungs out of all the tobacco boxes I've collected for my sculpture project  [Link]
Output: ironic
That moment you drop your phone right after your kid gives you a case for Xmas but before it's actually opened and put to use.
Output: ironic
I fell asleep posting my last post.
Output: ironic
@JhaSanjay Those who failed to develop hair on their bald hear are talking abr development
Output: ironic
Feeling the irony of using  to find people ironically using the work irony wrong. #metahipster
Output: ironic
I'm really talkative at night but no one is up to talk
Output: ironic
Hmm. Training for encouraging motivational change tonight. Don't know if I can be bothered to go.  #burnout
Output: ironic
Reading a Victoria's Secret Fashion Show recap with a plate of French fries in front of me :french_fries:
Output: ironic
The worst part about it is the crosswalk is a memorial to a kid who was killed by a nigga just like HIM, who didn't stop.
Output: ironic
Surprised SJWs haven't tried to get call of duty banned. You can make male & female guys so you have men KILLING women|#Misogyny|
Output: ironic
@Tchengg @ShareThis but she was white!.IOW guilty of racism by fact of skin color.#Ferguson taught me that.
Output: ironic
at its core. #trolls looking for #trolls. The second coming is soon. #itm #noagenda [Link]
Output: ironic
@garyjoelclement @nationalpost Let the Western bastards bank accounts freeze in the dark!  #seewhatidid #readpeople
Output: ironic
The dude who told me money isn't everything is arguing with his son over money. In public.
Output: ironic
is when someone has been quite vocal against liberals but at the same time supports @P_Musharraf :)
Output: ironic
Constipated from eating nothing but shit for three weeks.
Output: ironic
MAMA - a Korean awards show that will be held in Hong Kong and will be headlined by an American artist
Output: ironic
From @D_Shariatmadari - 10 diktats from Brussels that are ruining life in Britain [Link] [Link]
Output: ironic
Atheists celebrating Christmas.||
Output: ironic
That 2-hour sleep put me into hyper mode
Output: ironic
Twirra is NOT a place. RT @TWEET_BaBaLaWo: Twitter a place where virgins will be tweeting sexual & hoes will be forming saint...
Output: ironic
I cant even watch anime in japan...
Output: ironic
@oimagenta Just abt 2 say d same  :) I'm not sure whether Oxford Brookes Uni is part of Oxford Uni. yet his CV is impressive still!
Output: ironic
.@7eleven Big Gulps for health care [Link]
Output: ironic
Here's the final episode of #minecraft #hardcore survival... We die while trying to get a sustainable food source
Output: ironic
in #Iowa. Anti-Union Governor #Branstad having inauguration & ball at #CommunityChoice Credit Union Center. A slap to #AFSCME #Homan
Output: ironic
@XboxSupport @xbox It's Christmas, one of the few days off I get during the year and I can't even sign into my XBOX ONE.|#Typical|
Output: ironic
@amyhoy I am procrastinating on getting work done b/c I am reading your new book!
Output: ironic
@falchions i wanna do mine but im a pussy
Output: ironic
Band playing "Two Tickets to Paradise" in parking lot at Redskins game.  #Redskins
Output: ironic
when you get friendzoned by someone you trying to friendzone...sigh
Output: ironic
Finding it quite funny that Gillette Soccer Saturday on Sky are complaining that there aren't enough games on at 3pm Saturday
Output: ironic
The Chicago Firehouse Restaurant caught fire this morning.  [Link]
Output: ironic
We cram 5 minutes before an exam and get a tag of qualified person.
Output: ironic
Myself and @AlvaghCronin having to walk to Civic Offices to get bus muttering to ourselves"wouldn't you think they'd pay their water"
Output: ironic
Fischer ordered fish and chips
Output: ironic
NEW  CURTAIN U.S. #Christians like @briansbrown travel to #Russia to torment #LGBT who are seeking asylum here [Link]
Output: ironic
Students too busy protesting a grand jury decision to study deserve to fail.  Actions have consequences.
Output: ironic
so, sane peoples would talk to themselves in twitter because they can't find other sane humans to talk to. that  #retweet#ifagree
Output: ironic
Duale seeking 'protection to be heard' when the proposed security bill will trample the basic rights of his pple and their freedom
Output: ironic
Oh the  - a gas hauling semi with FLAMMABLE signs all over it - and the driver is smoking. #truestory #I10 #Texas2015
Output: ironic
@daddy_warpig @soulbrotherkab @Smirtington @quietuswolfe #GamerGate , now with weaponized Ninjas. we trained with Assasins Creed.
Output: ironic
@KissStephanie @TeaPartyCat but they did uncover the hidden arsenals of WMD in iraq as a result of the (torture) enhanced interrogation
Output: ironic
.@sunrise how far back can I search my google calendar via sunrise? google doesn't have a working search engine on its calendar
Output: ironic
China calls US hypocritical on #humanrights but Chinese peace prize goes to Castro (& Putin in 11)? ; via @npr [Link]
Output: ironic
Someone I work w doesn't let his kids believe in Santa because he's mythical  & at odds w Church dogma. I REALLY want 2 explain  2 him
Output: ironic