niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Sweet United Nations video. Just in time for Christmas. #imagine #NoReligion  [Link]
Output: ironic
@mrdahl87 We are rumored to have talked to Erv's agent... and the Angels asked about Ed Escobar... that's hardly nothing    ;)
Output: ironic
Hey there! Nice to see you Minnesota/ND Winter Weather
Output: ironic
"I can't breathe!" was chosen as the most notable quote of the year in an annual list released by a Yale University librarian
Output: ironic
Nothing makes me happier then getting on the highway and seeing break lights light up like a Christmas tree..
Output: ironic
4:30 an opening my first beer now gonna be a long night/day
Output: not
@Adam_Klug do you think you would support a guy who knocked out your daughter? Rice doesn't deserve support.
Output: not
@samcguigan544 You are not allowed to open that until Christmas day!
Output: not
But instead, I'm scrolling through Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter for hours on end, accomplishing nothing.
Output: not
@TargetZonePT :pouting_face: no he bloody isn't I was upstairs getting changed !
Output: not
Cold or warmth both suffuse one's cheeks with pink (colour/tone) ... Do you understand the underlying difference & its texture?
Output: not
Just great when you're mobile bill arrives by text
Output: ironic
Buffalo sports media is smarter than all of us. Where else can you get the quality insight offered by Harrington and Busgaglia.
Output: ironic
I guess my cat also lost 3 pounds when she went to the vet after I've been feeding her a few times a day.||#Eating|#food| |#WorkingOut
Output: not
@YankeesWFAN @Ken_Rosenthal trading a SP for a defense-only SS? Brilliant trade.
Output: ironic
But @DarklightDave was trying to find us, and my battery died. Guess how he found us? Yes, that bastard wand! !!!!!
Output: ironic
@deputymartinski please do..i need the second hand embarrassment so desperatly on my phone
Output: ironic
I never cared for Beyonce, bc I could never get a sense of who she was. Her interviews lacked depth. @AZEALIABANKS tho....this girl got IT.
Output: not
@RushOrderTees THX4FLW! FLWtheMUSIC @ElektrikEventz @ElektrikMetro WE R #ElektrikBLOOM #ElektrikFANTASY #iwant2DRIFT #Elev8TheUnderground!
Output: not
Love these cold winter mornings :grimacing_face: best feeling everrrrrrr !
Output: ironic
Amazingly [Link] is not owned by #BHP. They are going to have to shell out some decent money for it. #BHPBilliton #South32
Output: not
Wish she could have told me herself. @NicoleScherzy #nicolescherzinger #OneLove #myfav #MyQueen :heavy_black_heart:️:heavy_black_heart:️ [Link]
Output: not
The rain has made extra extra lazy:smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_cold_sweat:
Output: not
I was doing great with this summary of my year until I got to June 27th, and the weekend of @Hartswormx3 's birthday. #rivertrip #groupchat
Output: not
see, that MIGHT show up on a background check, and you'd be denied its a catch 22 we have the right to self protection @serpentina66
Output: not
Smh never knew something could be 80% halal....Been muslim my whole life but somehow i've learned something new i guess
Output: ironic
A wonderful day of starting work at 6am
Output: ironic
i feel like whole life is about waiting waiting and waiting
Output: not
@Pure_playa85 lol :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:.. Will let my kids know when they get up in the morning.. Thanks for the tip
Output: not
@RedSox you guys sure screwed this up royally. I'm happy for Lester, the brain trust over there sucks. #nicejob  #LesterToChicago
Output: ironic
#Aussie #gunman #was  #on terrorist #watch #list, PM #says: SYDNEY – The gunman who took 17 hostages in Sydney... [Link]
Output: not
"Twig" is now "Sprig"—3 sec limit on new social video platform  #techtalk #editorspick #sillyvine #Tr... [Link]
Output: ironic
@HEELTeacher and what will that achieve? Seriously?To be fired.all the guys who had the balls to call them out are gone..
Output: not
Yay for another work at 4am day :neutral_face:
Output: ironic
Physical therapy at 8 am is just what I want to be doing with my Friday  #iwanttosleep
Output: ironic
Omg @FloptimusCrime didn't tell @giantfootyguy he was in town :face_screaming_in_fear: #trueFriend
Output: ironic
I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS REAL, HOW COULD YOU BE FINE? COZ I'M NOT FINE AT ALL Oh wait. Fixed the caps lock ^.^  #LaughNow .o.
Output: ironic
That moment when you have so much stuff to do but you open @tumblr ... #productivity  #tumblr
Output: ironic
Lol! I m enjoying it:two_women_holding_hands: #Talks #Crazyness #SheNeverLeft  sleepy!! :white_smiling_face:
Output: not
Luv this
Output: ironic
: When some naturopaths sell "aromatic" herbs the way apothecaries sell noxious poisons. #Naturopath=#Apothecary #Herb=#Poison
Output: ironic
"@dixiessixty: Goal of the Season 1970: GOAL 1. Jon Sammels #ARSENAL vs #manutd [Link]" @Lloydgallagher3 @bigtant1986
Output: not
really, what else can a fish be besides a fish? @RBRNetwork1 @TheOldBreed1775 @IndyEnigma @diverdown48
Output: not
@malesurvivor72 I think it's a safe bet it won't fit the crime.
Output: not
When you're already running late and then your car won't start <<< #FantasticFriday
Output: ironic
i decided to become my own boss to have more free time.. now i have no time left whatsoever.
Output: ironic
loyalty vs. self protection loyalty vs. self protection loyalty vs. self protection loyalty vs. self protection
Output: not
American Kids starting playing and now I'm super missing #summer2k14 #kennychesney
Output: not
@corporateknight don't know how#Monsanto # among 100 most sustainable Cos in the world sure all parameters are measured#net positive?
Output: not
None of the big, disruptive innovations in our lives have come out of brainstorming. -Bruce Nussbaum [Link]
Output: not
that way people get to understand disabilities and not stare at us funny wen we out and about#IDPwD#disability
Output: not
@TheoCorleone @david_maclellan Shit! I better shut my stupid girly mouth because im so concerned about what men might think of me.
Output: ironic
Why does my tongue feel it necessary to try and touch the high speed tool my dentist has put in my mouth?
Output: not
Tell me the #Quintessential #Aussie now isn't a Govt paid job & then have the hyde to buy overseas online and pay no GST . mmm #SadButTrue
Output: not
@Parlett316 "Dirk's got a lot of moves I'm trying to steal." - Kevin Durant on his one-legged fadeway
Output: not
About once a yr I get a little nutty and reach for the orange marmalade. #livingontheedge  [Link]
Output: ironic
Rogers, that smile just so accurately captures my reaction when I receive an extra high phone bill!   [Link]
Output: ironic
Whatever happened to the Guano Apes? Did they ever make it "Big in Japan"?
Output: ironic
Bmw i8 sexy az hell but too slow for the dinero 12.4 in the quarter mile slow #fan of the design feeling the... [Link]
Output: not
Let your humility guard your pride ... Vanity shouldn't be allowed to be with such a delicate thing.
Output: not
Whenever I get sad about how things are going now, I just think of how awesome the future looks to be. #secondsemester #drumcorps #college
Output: not
I asked God to protect me from my enemies .. shortly after I started losing friends :flushed_face::hundred_points_symbol:  or #naah
Output: ironic
Hey heyy!!!I....wanna be a rockstar #vscocam  hero #vsocam #hero #spiderman [Link]
Output: not
Waa mockingjay part 2 tahon depan meh 20 Nov 2015 wtvr Night at the museum 3 #mustwatchb4decemberendssobssobs [Link]
Output: not
@AmbControl999 @HouseofCommons @Ed_Miliband @nick_clegg @David_Cameron  nice to see the ambulance service is so important to OUR mps
Output: ironic
I love finals week! #justkidding  #stressed
Output: ironic
@gracewoods_ fucking copycat, although you're name is mint and the act we share it is probably a cause for alcohol filled celebration!!!
Output: not
Literally cried when I woke up because I know what this day has in store for me #TheStartOfTechWeek  Ready #JustShootMeKnow
Output: not
@RashawnFranklin Because I disagree w/ you? Trading three picks for one when you have glaring holes at numerous positions is ass-backwards.
Output: not
.@nypost .@Cameron_Gray Oh that makes it all better!!!
Output: ironic
Why didn't I start watching the tudors earlier? #iloveit
Output: not
@guntrust [Link] #CHRISTMAS #GIFT GET STARTED AT MAKING MONEY IN SOCIAL MEDIA @ [Link]
Output: not
don't knw how to react everytime sum1 says me being in a wheelchair "inspires" them! im just living they same you are dude
Output: not
GET AHT A TAHN!|The Made in PGH Gift Guide [Link] via @getfitpgh
Output: not
On my lunch break so sleepy:sleeping_face:
Output: not
#Work#Trains#TheGrind#London#Business#MyHappyFace [Link]
Output: ironic
dude said I better think hard , so he can take me to cheddars lmao !
Output: ironic
My #Christmas ritual...part one. #HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas [Link]
Output: not
Overcast at Creso. #todayimloving #beachwalk #crescenthead [Link]
Output: not
2014 can't end fast enough! Stupid dead battery.
Output: not
Not even 8am and I can already see this is going to be a wonderful day  #needmorecoffee
Output: ironic
I have an idea, how about 911 operators don't ever describe race?||And police have to wear color blind glasses?||
Output: ironic
@bustedcoverage  but Russell is a good christian fella, he wouldn't do that.
Output: ironic
Apparently my youth group thinks "Are you kidding me?" is my default expression--or "nomal face." #areyoukiddingme [Link]
Output: not
@jaymohr37  #PSA Hey Jay, I tuned in when u said "why all the cocaine talk today....after tweeting coke joke saw it's Escobar's 65th
Output: ironic
Interviewed a turkey & here's what he had to say [Link] #Thanksgiving
Output: not
Planned on an early night last night.. Oh yaa course that happened..  #gotinterupted
Output: ironic
2v4 S&D matches are just so fun...
Output: ironic
i just loveee bein short and having my sweatpants go all the way under my feet its so fun... :pile_of_poo:
Output: ironic
I love waking up at 8 am on a Saturday morning after going to bed at midnight
Output: ironic
A day where  ruled @twitter, I got followed by @Sarcasmia. Wht a  day!! Lollllll.
Output: ironic
Jusuf Nurkic #Bulls RT @JonathanTjarks: He clearly has a lot of talent. Kind of amazing that Denver got him and Gary Harris for McDermott.
Output: not
I don't even have progress on my thesis tas preparations for our event this thursday :weary_face:
Output: not
Gym and I are gonna have a reeeaaalll nice date tomorrow.  #imgoingtostruggle #VSFS2014
Output: ironic
Sony pulled a movie bc we're scared of a country that can't even keep its lights on at night? Even motel 6 can do better than that. #Zing
Output: not
Had a nice 3 hour nap. Picking up my Chinese take-out and set to watch #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy @MyzzCryz I added water chestnuts to my dinner
Output: not
@jepischke @djdurkin The Bears are probably the worst franchise in football at the moment.
Output: not
I'm so pissed off at Chicago. Like the people at the airport ruined so many peoples chances of ever meeting the boys :expressionless_face::expressionless_face::expressionless_face:. Way to go
Output: ironic
Hell has frozen over. Literally. #Texas2015.
Output: not
Can you write your name on a paper and take a picture ... — I can but I'm busy answering this question oh...  [Link]
Output: ironic
Its a marshmallow world in the winter :multiple_musical_notes: #getthisoutofmyhead
Output: not
Taking the bike through rainy and cold dark streets to the dentist. Yaaaay. #Somuchfun
Output: ironic
Reading about Barack Obama in the Barack #Obama plaza #moneygall oh the  [Link]
Output: ironic
that is the face of a tired man hahahahah
Output: not
We want turkey!!
Output: ironic
@winelibrarian happy to be of some small service ;) @Case4Cleveland @brad4word
Output: not
Choose your words carefully hurting someone feelings is not the right way to go.
Output: not
What a joke. Thanks for the detailed response and communication with your customers.  @AskPlayStation @PlayStation
Output: ironic
@MohammadFarooq_ Asalamoalekum... :smiling_face_with_open_mouth: kesay mizaj ? Thank you so much. It was posted on 2nd December 2013. Already there. :smiling_face_with_halo:
Output: not
Feeling artsy tonight. #artsy#homealone#vienna#studentlife @ b&e's apartment [Link]
Output: not
showed mom this picture of me and @sopitlikeitshot & says "this is grunge" and she goes "haha!! I love it!" #momgoals [Link]
Output: not
@TharaAzzam explains why Inter went all Calciopoli over Juventus...
Output: not
I pray God comes back in America and saves us all.
Output: not
#Libby #Lane #appointment: #Women #bishops #debate  #over: The appointment of the Reverend Libby Lane as the... [Link]
Output: not
Sad that when someone drinks they treat you like shit and won't talk to you.
Output: not
We provide a structure that ensures you will successfully invest in real estate. [Link] @backofficeguru
Output: not
@FoxNews Ask a liberal and he will tell you Obama got us out of Iraq and won the Afghan war...and no one ever died under his watch.
Output: not
working a double on 2 hours of sleep here we go let's get it
Output: ironic
For those of you that LOVE this time of year.  [Link]
Output: ironic
In other news i havent had a good nights sleep in a week. I feel great.
Output: ironic
The pure #reality of . [Link]
Output: not
#DIY. Change your #MobileCover every day now. Enjoy! [Link]
Output: not
Happy 2nd anniversary to me in SGV. Happy OT here in client. Woohoo. I loooooove my job. Super. More years to go!!!!!!!!!
Output: ironic
@Vh1Supersonic Cause of all the things in life this seems to be in #Balance. |Music- Medicine, @Vh1Supersonic - Doctor|#SuperDayLineUp
Output: not
@HarrietBaldwin @OkieVision I guess that means MSM will dig something up to smear Barkley now.#Ferguson
Output: not
Jimi Agbaje is a fine man...in respect to public service what notable landmark has he achieved?  Tested|Jimi... [Link]
Output: not
@letote good thing we had enough #whitewine and #christmastrees to survive if needed. #chardsohard #fashion  ;)
Output: ironic
@DFDSUKUpdates why all the delays?  happy
Output: not
The fun part about 4 am drives in the winter, is no one has cleaned the snow yet
Output: ironic
I miss the days when all my close friends lived in the same city.
Output: not
so it's claimed that 99% of all russian athletes take performance enhancing drugs. there is a surprise
Output: ironic
@SQLSophist is that  ?
Output: not
Shoutout to my mom for being hella supportive of me
Output: ironic
@JordanNoftall that's funny
Output: ironic
Do you want more period related post or do you like how I post some personal things here on Instagram? [Link]
Output: not
[Link] #AnalScreen #Exotic Exotic brunette gets her little tight butt nailed right on the office desk
Output: not
#Terror on high Seas ...|Fishing boat, allegedly from #Pakistan, blows up at sea ...... [Link]
Output: not
#what#matters#to#me#is#gym#holidays#work#the#hell#out [Link]
Output: not
I like listening to dads truck drivers tell me about them going to the strip joint and their old lady getting mad at them over it  :face_with_tears_of_joy:
Output: ironic
@baltimoresun Hate it. Go back to the old format please.
Output: not
@nfullers98 its a week joke I have with Jessica and my niece:person_raising_both_hands_in_celebration:
Output: not
@Moose_eBooks You seriously bought a giant TV to play in the box?
Output: not
Haha who the fuck says that to someone#TrueGentlemen
Output: ironic
If you don't want Hall to eventually ask for a trade then hope for consistency in the message. Change too much you might as well start over
Output: not
@RobertH1946 @EverydaySexism wow. That  here though, sorry grandpa, we use mac these days #WelcomeToTheWorld #NeverArgueWithFools
Output: not
@MyzzCryz I liked the first one. Never cared enough to watch the sequel(s?). That said, I will only watch the #reboot because of #ChrisPratt
Output: not
#working.blues.enough.vacation.days [Link]
Output: not
@PeterEgan6 The badger crusade continues.|"Gloucestershire badger patrols triggered by illegal trapping fears"|[Link]
Output: not
@BrandonTierney I also support instantly murdering 12 year olds with fake plastic guns in public parks...
Output: not
Auntie just called and said shes on her way..|I better get dressed then :astonished_face::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy:
Output: not
Ahhh 7 a.m bedtimes, how I've missed you  #examproblems
Output: ironic
Nerd #piccollage having a bit of fun with Georgia #nerd#chistmas #sillybilly @ chilling on my comfy... [Link]
Output: not
@mrjamieeast I think it was the hotel owners...
Output: not
@SincerelyTumblr: One day I want to travel with my bestfriend :earth_globe_asia-australia::airplane:️ [Link] DONE DID TRAVELED DA WORLD!! @Bethanycsmithh :heavy_black_heart:️
Output: not
@SouthamptonFC @LFC @SkySports Again fans come second. Thanks again
Output: ironic
When you return in kind then so called friends label you as being unkind. :)
Output: not
Sometimes i just dont understand anything|#stubborn [Link]
Output: not
That was the cutest thing ever :smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes::face_throwing_a_kiss:
Output: not
Oh how I love that my ass is too big to fit into my jeans anymore.  #bigbootybitches
Output: ironic
I enjoy stealing my husband hat every once in awhile :smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes::face_throwing_a_kiss::flushed_face: #heyyall #GoodMorning [Link]
Output: not
@SPmilkshake @MikeRTrice @neiltyson His tweet in the context of his history is what makes it a clear bait.
Output: not
Insanity is doing the same thing twice and expecting different results
Output: not
3 hours sleep yay loving life
Output: ironic
wow, look at you hotshot.  #isthatajoke
Output: ironic
@dirtydeathdog Can't wait to play the #BFHardline Beta with you XD #Epic
Output: not
Having to be up in four hours sounds great
Output: ironic
OH and now the District line has major signal failures and delays FANTASTIC!!!
Output: ironic
@ScottishFA @RaeComm @ChampionsLeague sure that will end well
Output: ironic
Country music & photo editing, my type of morning :black_sun_with_rays:️:multiple_musical_notes:
Output: not
LOL.. Micromax is promising that service?  [Link]
Output: ironic
"Its so hard to choose between the pleasure and the pain " #Girl #December #Love #Dream  #Strong [Link]
Output: not
@PowerTripKFAN Adrian was raised that way and he made it to the NFL. Maybe he thought that would motivate his kid to get there too?
Output: ironic
She heard Him cry and His little fingers & toes were counted and Mary exclaimed "He's PERFECT!"  Oh Mary, you so cray cray.
Output: ironic
My secret name is lizard squad. I like to ruin people's fun time. Follow and rt to a billion and you'll have fun. #psn  #giveitup
Output: ironic
Sexist article in the Daily Fail about men wasting money on cycling - accompanied by recommendation for a handbag costing £999.
Output: ironic
@Justen_G you tweet about having a flip phone? Now that's the definition of
Output: not
@G_Wade_TooFlyy yea we was we too only a couple schools played black & not its a black dominate game
Output: ironic
Don't forget to join @midtown_1015 for #Steak Night tonight starting at 4pm! #nyc #food #foodie
Output: not
@andreamarchant @tortugarouge I don't think I've ever seen Love Actually all the way through. I tried once last year. I don't remember it.
Output: not
@lionhart32 @Dosta1 @BSButcher My,Nephew stopped a lot. His long hair. looks like a drug dealer. Never smoked anything Pills?not an aspirin.
Output: not
#QZ8501 asks permission to #takeoff: #towercontrol of #Surubaya: yeah..y can go...away.
Output: not
@RedFMIndia @SunburnFestival |Answer 2- More than 150 artists |#WinSunburnPasses
Output: not
Church sign of the day: How would you feel if we celebrated your birthday without you? :speak-no-evil_monkey: #StoleEm #TheReasonForTheSeason
Output: not
"@Rich_Herrera_4: @pcon34 IT HAS THE WORD MAN IN IT!! Just as sexist as saying mail man instead of mail carrier. " #MichiganMan
Output: ironic
@Nettaaaaaaaa @deray yeah & we wont talk about how the bodies of the 2 cops killed in BK were ambulanced immediately. Elitism at its finest.
Output: not
Love this weather
Output: ironic
@MagicalBlondess Psssst. You spelt 'thing'  wrong ||
Output: not
[Link] What Day is the Sabbath? #follow #Jesus #Christ #FBC #FBCJAX [Link]
Output: not
tough day in sun #kitsch#funny @ Costa Teguise Lanzarote [Link]
Output: not
@BFBulletin if @tiggr_ exclude BF3 maps from the poll... I am going to RIOT!! I really want Seine Crossing back :loudly_crying_face: :loudly_crying_face:|I would pay for it!!
Output: not
I love 14 hour shifts  :weary_face::weary_face::weary_face:
Output: ironic
Yea, yea that's logical.
Output: ironic
Over on CBS at noon is #BALvsMIA. FOX has #SEAvsPHI after the #Saints. #NFL
Output: not
So Aaron sorkin goes on @todayshow  to talk about not liking the media talking about Sony hack? Using media to bitch about media?
Output: ironic
you have no argument because you're insane|@RBRNetwork1 @Steven_Swenson @TheLexZane @SSGAngle @JoeHilgerman @DanMartin_cards
Output: not
#FergusonRiotTips Remember, the only way ppl listen is if you burn down their stores||#Ferguson #VitoandVito #WAARMedia #tcot #ycot
Output: ironic
My fingers smell like lavashak :)
Output: not
#notcies #eu Juncker receives birthday surprise: One million signatures opposing TTIP and CETA [Link]
Output: not
#Forever #Young, Forever  #Out, Forever in #our #hearts. |#RIP #PhillipJoelHughes. @vCricketAU @CricketAus
Output: not
Last day in Naples with my Emma girl! :palm_tree::black_sun_with_rays:#soeasytotakeapicwithatoddler  #19wksandcounting... [Link]
Output: ironic
@MyzzCryz anytime! Cash is acceptable every where. And can be used toward whatever they want/need.
Output: not
@steigerwaldino Nah, it's better we all act like the North Korean govt and police people's private thoughts.
Output: ironic
@haugenma my 7-year-old got it for me! I think Macy's [Link]
Output: not
Blowing your nose so hard your ears pop is the greatest way to start a Wednesday.
Output: ironic
Today's court proceedings, allowing prisoners access to books in England & Wales, surely confirms it's time to limit judicial review.
Output: ironic
Yay I love being awake at 5 in the morning :grinning_face::pistol:
Output: ironic
Off to a slow start this morning . :weary_face:
Output: not
@MatthewWRossi getting power from wind is so outdated and unsightly, we should be siphoning it directly from the sun by now.
Output: ironic
Really looked forward to waking up this early for finals......
Output: ironic
Oh how I love listening to Fox News in the background while opening presents.
Output: ironic
Those bad Anonymous and Occupy people did it all because they support white supremacy
Output: ironic
@Big6domino @CNN Well that's a completely well reasoned and thought out argument. You've changed my mind!!! #Ferguson
Output: ironic
@badassbraeden Yeah no I'm still laughing. It's not even that funny and I'm still laughing
Output: not
@bgracely @Horn_Chris gotta be a joke about tootin a Horn somewhere
Output: not
Gotta go out with him and the third,forth,fifth...wheels.| #WinterThought
Output: not
Cc: @JohnCropp My last tweet. Wayne's World is a great movie.
Output: ironic
@nacholeber @SageRosenfels18 zero place for that. when the karma train finds Raiola, I hope it has a full head of steam
Output: not
Earn cash by Posting & Tweeting! |[Link] ||Get started at [Link]||#CashForContainers #homebasedbusiness #LOL
Output: not
Oracle on Windows 2000. This should be fun!
Output: ironic
last day of classes #trill except finals whoop
Output: ironic
YOU blame him for everything else @RBRNetwork1 @1_Free_Man @TheLexZane @Anan_VII @ABPT_Rocket @DrPenisWrinkle @kusun0
Output: not
With dropping oil prices, thank goodness #PMHarper has worked so hard trying to tie our economy to the oil & gas sector.  #cdnpoli
Output: ironic
when singing along to songs in Korean and there is a part in English, I sing it with a Korean accent. WHY.
Output: not
save your work folks. i'm offically cntrl-alt-deleting this week.
Output: not
I'm glad Andy can tweet all day but not text me back.  #loved
Output: ironic
: When some masseuses offer "soothing" massages the way reviewers offer stinging criticisms. #Masseuse=#Reviewer #Massage=#Criticism
Output: ironic
@PdpNigeria#it shows you that APC is a free and fair party#run by intellectuals#and this is what we call democracy dictatorship#
Output: not
@panndder @MyLittleBloggie @bloisolson How dare you accuse me of being a boomer.
Output: not
Hungry and hungover  #a  #good #day
Output: not
Oi na how am I functioning right now #sleepdeprived
Output: not
@loveeallyy I literally do not know
Output: not
True  [Link]
Output: ironic
@eXoAnnihilator @roIIerCosta @KSIOlajidebt tells someone to spell correctly while completely fucking up his tweet
Output: ironic
My solo costume so far is Charcoal Grey Bottoms.... making some real progress.
Output: ironic
Pay Ghost Soldiers in Iraq & cut pay of US #Military.  #keepyourpromise @SenateDems @Senate_GOPs @thejointstaff [Link]
Output: ironic
...but then it started itself and made the Windows noise. So starts this exciting day of mine...!
Output: ironic
@sammiecurtis_ me and you are the only ones that love it :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_tightly-closed_eyes::father_christmas::party_popper::multiple_musical_notes:
Output: not
In need of a rose winee:wine_glass::wine_glass:
Output: not
Yesterday #PeshawarAttack was a top tag and today the only thing twitter nation seems to be concerned about is #PTIKeptPakFirst
Output: ironic
My whole life is just "oh ok".
Output: not
Leg snapped alike a twig and after I completed my front flip I screamed like a hungry newborn baby
Output: not
#succes #it #is  #about #what #we #see #if #we just #keep #hope #and #never #give #up #success #is... [Link]
Output: not
I can already tell today is going to be a wonderful day
Output: ironic
@junior_miller @gordonkeith Junior got a rim shot for a 'rim job' joke.
Output: ironic
Found out the reason that weekend closer makes my life miserable is because I'm atheist. #hypocrite #atheistproblems #serverproblems
Output: not
Staying #casual #monday #funday  #ootd #fashion #style #allyouneedisstyle #todayimwearing [Link]
Output: ironic
@QararaRasha so so problematic.. God bless her. It's a shame what've we done to pakistan. :(
Output: not
@patevans @grbj Too Sad... LOCAL NOW!
Output: ironic
@C_o_r_g_i wtf thanks for saying bye
Output: ironic
Ahh gotta love those December electric bills.
Output: ironic
When someone with retrica wali picture complains about how many filters someone has used in their picture to look pretty..
Output: ironic
Great, I've got a lung infection. This is fun. :/ | #notfun #miserable
Output: ironic
Jeez it's a lovely morning out!! :dash_symbol::droplet::splashing_sweat_symbol: :thumbs_down_sign:  #Ireland #December
Output: ironic
@Jaee_ThaPrince I need a spot for my birthday
Output: not
@Redsaint76 I don't think. I know!
Output: not
I love when people leave their smelly shoes in my car. It makes my car smell great!
Output: ironic
@sportstalksc what's the rush? His leg is still attached right?  #dr.dabo
Output: ironic
50 mph winds make a great hair fan for a photo shoot. :smiling_face_with_open_mouth:
Output: ironic
Gotta love working the day after Christmas  #smellya
Output: ironic
Is "I have to go...my gelding is struggling with dystocia" a valid excuse...I just want to see the (lack of) reaction #whenyouseeit
Output: ironic
.@ChipBrent I love the #gamergate concept of harassing and spamming porn at any critics as proof that you're not a hate group.
Output: ironic
The thing I love the most about coming into work early? Having everyone ask me why I'm here so early. Gets me every time.  #annoying
Output: ironic
Thanks @AirAsia, for nothing. All my family were flying with you from KL to attend my wedding. #everyonecanfly  #AdelaideRouteCancelled
Output: ironic
@CNN9ja @bbgalad#he didn't know that before putting him there#they all reck our country#PDP clans do not deserve another day even months
Output: not
@kennobish could do with someone making me a hot chocolate right now ahaha
Output: not
me at restaurants: Is there wi-fi?|me at beach: Is there wi-fi?|me at family parties: Is there wi-fi?|me in hell: Is there wi-fi? #wifi
Output: not
Love it when your typing at work and a spider comes out from the keyboard and hangs out between your fingers...  :see-no-evil_monkey:
Output: ironic
Don't #text and #drive either. [Link] [Link] [Link]
Output: not
Always gonna be an uphill battle, sometimes I'm gonna have to lose.
Output: not
[Link] In light of the #Murders of two NYPD Officers inspired by #IcantBreathe should... [Link]
Output: not
@alewnes7 he def came out the closet on that AND 1 dunk #rudygay
Output: not
People at my school only talk about sex and drugs. So awesome
Output: ironic
Perfect time to get really sick  :tired_face::face_with_medical_mask:
Output: ironic
@nelsonicolee funny
Output: ironic
The #hardest thing's  #knowing & #having the #faith to #keep #going [Link]
Output: not
Bush 'fully informed' of CIA methods [Link] No?? Really?? Shocking...
Output: ironic
Your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me service guy. |Glad I dropped the car off for the oil change instead of Av.
Output: not
I often worry that wealth doesn't  have enough influence in society, so pleased to see this being addressed  [Link]
Output: ironic
@TheView,@WhoopiGoldberg, women say 1 man asltd them, y so long 2 say sumtin? & the young 1s, where the parents? Hotel wit grn ass man? Smh
Output: not
Some "new" vinyl on the turntable tonight. Here's to you Joe. @TheClash #JoeStrummer #Sandinista [Link]
Output: not
To all those who held back in #2014 start again in #2015 as.. "@SanFranciscoVC: It's never too late to start! [Link]"
Output: not
i'm so funny
Output: ironic
Song of the Day: "Love Like Winter" - A Fire Inside.
Output: not
Thank you OCC for being concerned enough about my safety driving to school to cancel classes....
Output: ironic
Oh sprints I love you  [Link]
Output: ironic
#WreathAcrossAmerica #Jax it is finnished [Link] #honor #FallenHeros in Jax||[Link] [Link]
Output: not
Heading to my nanas place its going to be so fun
Output: ironic
Big thanks to my teachers for the FOUR tests I have to take tomorrow #woohoo
Output: ironic
Last semester I dropped a class because I had to write a 7pg paper. This semester I've had to write 5 of them
Output: ironic
@SonyProUSA its my workhorse, practically glued to my hand [Link]
Output: not
Prevents blood clots! More like stops blood circulation #SurgicalStockings #attractive  [Link]
Output: ironic
Bet that was #limbs in the Sunderland end
Output: not
Thanks Mother nature.. You didn't give us as snow day and now my twitter is filled with people complaining
Output: ironic
You know it's going to be a great day when you're Garmin resets itself and you spill some cinnamon down yourself  #slowclap
Output: ironic
@scottjmcg they are all written out in a gold gel pen waiting! I hate how are relationship consists of twitter messaging  #fulfilling
Output: not
@parisbreedenw You need to, it's an experience to say the least
Output: not
@ParkzTheDon @Neilby70 Johny UR cracking me up on Facebook chatting up my mate :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_tightly-closed_eyes::smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_tightly-closed_eyes::smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_tightly-closed_eyes:
Output: not
@BIBN2010 Weeeeee! You too! I love that xbox live and playstation network are down due to hackers on Christmas.
Output: ironic
$BIDU up 2%. Officially announced Uber stake. $BIDU has market cap of $78.6 billion. Uber should top that in next VC round, right?
Output: ironic
Check this out!| so #ugly #christmas #sweater|#ebayipad|[Link]
Output: not
I just love not being able to sleep..  #sotired
Output: ironic
"@GarnetNGold22: So PSN and Xbox Live are both down on a day many people get new video games."||North Korean hack? :tired_face:
Output: ironic
@ClimateGroup Tried to cut and paste a tweet from SA Mining where they got GO Green Consulting ... it's in my timeline.
Output: ironic
I seriously loveeeee how much you care
Output: ironic
You know what's awesome? When all your gear (sliders, dolly, monitor, etc) gets delivered @ the end of filming.  #somadatBandHandadorama
Output: ironic
dayumm!! chtis brown is ma maaayuun!!:face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy: [Link]
Output: not
@BudweiserIndia Now, Tomorrow productivity at work would be hampered. #GetMeToEVC
Output: not
@CraziestSex: Stay faithful or stay single
Output: not
Absolutely love waking up to snow
Output: ironic
@DCsportsGrl @DragonflyJonez I believe we have n that's y we SUCK.
Output: not
4. "Yes" was the reply. These are public dollars being used. What's with this lack of transparency around Union Pearson Express? #TOpoli
Output: not
@JoeandEvan @7BOOMERESIASON @cc660 @BoomerandCarton the Jets have pick 6 in the 2015 draft the irony blows my mind!  #NFLDraft
Output: ironic
@AntoniaZ @MontgomerySue @torontoist Awesome! And well deserved.
Output: not
@ForexEric @HeidiL_RN @unsavoryagents YES! Vote for SATAN (@HillaryClinton) in 2016!!!!
Output: ironic
MORON, no one has ever said a ball is square #STRAWMAN @RBRNetwork1 @rattleduck
Output: not
Your friends will bring you down because they fucked up what they had males & females  me fool !
Output: not
@DollyGarland @garrettaddison: Thats quite an interesting number coz I managed to read only 17 but i will surely make it in #2015.
Output: not
@MarkXA and we know abt the "goal" that (never) crossed the line  #holierthanthou #henryisalegend
Output: ironic
@DrunkVinodMehta isnt it obvious #Sadhvi case and #Rape cases are 2 different things. You cannot co-relate both thngs to 1 sentence
Output: ironic
Aw thanks mother nature. Merry Christmas to you too!
Output: ironic
What an eventful day...  :victory_hand:️
Output: ironic
Day 4 "joyous day" #decemberchallenge #picture speaks for itself #costateguise #beach#peace#2nd home#... [Link]
Output: not
@cwmmate @jimrome No, it isn't. WR's are dime a dozen and completely replaceable. Which is why the Packers won't overspend to retain him.
Output: not
Japan's #Abe #gets #the #mandate #he #wanted #â€" #but  the #recovery he wanted: Japan's Prime Minister Shinzo... [Link]
Output: not
For those who CAN hear us, @cbcjones talks about NB Power's record number of outages. 7:13  #transmitterproblems
Output: ironic
#GlobalWarming would be nice right now if it were only true!||Call #AlGore 2 burn money 4 #Christmas. ||#ＦＯＬＬＯＷ [Link]
Output: not
@kennisibueno You truly are my son.
Output: not
I just love 160 question tests in the morning.
Output: ironic
At [Link] -- #Sketch #today #spudshed #fresh #fruit  .only.for.eating #for.drawing.as.well #drawing #Perth
Output: not
This is what  looks like, right? [Link]
Output: not
Has @CNN @donlemon shown up to speak with #ZemirBegic family yet?
Output: not
"Let's all do only squats and deadlifts until we hurt ourselves" --really really good trainers #fitnessmotivation
Output: ironic
#BBC #News -- #Thailand #crown #prince's #wife #resigns #from #royalty. [Link]
Output: not
First photos of the Infiniti Vision GT concept emerge [Link]
Output: not
@THEHermanCain Racism is pooled in liberal Democrats. Democrats must foment racism and division to maintain control. Divide and conquer.
Output: not
@AIIAmericanGirI So, this Topless Feminist was just looking for someone to love?
Output: ironic
@BaniHillal "i feel bad for the American people, now we should invade their country in kill their children so we can save them"
Output: ironic
I'm such a good friend...  [Link]
Output: ironic
@Bad_Cat_ Wow, that is just so funny...
Output: ironic
Just flossed and then ate right after #inconvenient
Output: ironic
@CopperBronzed No reasons given. Some waited expecting a call but only found they were not chosen from media announcement
Output: not
@edryden33 ill see if I can :winking_face:
Output: not
Sysdig Cloud - The Fascinating World of Linux System Calls < reminds me of my Solaris dtrace days in early 2000's [Link]
Output: not
I really need to get my nails and eyebrows done tomorrow :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: been slacking on that  #cool :nail_polish::face_with_no_good_gesture::information_desk_person:
Output: not
@MrMindMiracle One of those obvious when you see it but oh so clever ideas!! Glad you approved!
Output: not
replurks acatholicprayer: Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner! #Catholic #prayer [Link]
Output: not
I bet its warmer in Nova Scotia today! #frio #cold #freezing #costadelsol   #IloveCanada
Output: ironic
BBC News - New Forest road safety campaign donkey killed by car [Link]
Output: ironic
Suppose I best move my arse to the #gym. Anything to put off wrapping presents :confused_face::wrapped_present: #christmas #chore
Output: not
Thanks for the AWESOME support on our #instagram page. Much appreciated. [Link] #women #motivation #rolemode
Output: not
I adapted the Snoopy comic for academic paper submission :P Reviewer 2 is the stuff of nightmares! [Link]
Output: not
Kind of love how I got a voicemail from my seat neighbor wondering where I was yet they constantly sell their ticket & I never ask
Output: ironic
Happy new year to meeeee... [Link]
Output: not
@nfullers98 Georgia's nativity play in the morning too..
Output: not
Sanjay Dutt asks for parole to meet his wife whereas other husbands want parole from their wives but there no body exist to grant it.|
Output: ironic
Who's eating everything on the table for Noche buena? :happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand:
Output: not
Let's get another big win VOLS bball and keep it going..#VolNation #BeatNCState
Output: not
You can spit on a rose but it's still a rose.  #contempt    #mockery
Output: not
@iPhoneTeam if you don't want to upgrade your iOS or keep many pictures, yeah it's great
Output: ironic
@nine_oh ****ALERT**** PLEASE CHANGE THIS.... ITS  ME>>> #NowPlaying Relentlezz @WHATCHAKNO  - Who I Be :: Tune In: [Link]
Output: not
Half the world is starving, the other half is struggling to lose weight! | #SickWorld
Output: ironic
@nfullers98 I liked .. Don't regret anything that made you smile... Ha ha
Output: not
dats how u kno its winter [Link]
Output: not
I like creepy guys that ask me random questions at swic
Output: ironic
Someone stop Obama! USA only should have relations with human rights loving nations like Saudi Arabia. Not terrorist Cuba! #Cuba
Output: ironic
Watch father and not his daughter FUCK [Link] #Old+Young #father #and
Output: not
@SportMajor No, voting somebody in because they're from Latvia is way more important than voting for the best players.
Output: ironic
Marvin Lewis clearly thinks very highly of Johnny Football  #norespect @amicsta
Output: ironic
Finals Week is draining my body so much that it's ruining my life in other places. Lovely...
Output: ironic
About to write my math final really excited  #somethingrandom [Link]
Output: ironic
just pulled up to school for the first time in my life in a good mood only to find out it doesnt start for another 2 hours   #BLESSED
Output: not
Dragging her feet, smacking her lips,and scowling at the empty street while screaming into the phone!...such grace.!:white_frowning_face:
Output: ironic
I have to say that Misty with Johnny Mathis is one of my favourites [Link]
Output: not
@DJNoreenKhan @iHaroonRashid the only scary Bollywood film I've watched is Bhootnaath
Output: ironic
Read at [Link] the news '#Middle #East #updates #/ #Assad: #US-led #airstrikes  #serious #or #efficient'
Output: not
Love working hard trying to fix other people's fuck ups
Output: ironic
Went neck deep in a swamp today so that was fun  #chilly
Output: ironic
And that's a wrap for 2014 shows kiddies. Ending in the Berkshires. #BoseL1Model2.
Output: not
Gonna need K-State to play a little better but loving seeing this team in action with beckthies [Link]
Output: not
[Link] #AnalQueenAlysa #Four Four girls, a lot of drinks and a few strap-on&#8230; that&#8217;s&#8230;
Output: not
Nothing like waiting at an airport. #youcanthearit
Output: ironic
I love my customers #annoying#stoptalking
Output: ironic
@Crackmacs @OpChemtrails better bust out my aluminum hat!!!!  #chemtrailsdontexist #growup
Output: ironic
just one of those nights :pensive_face:
Output: not
@Suuism why? university always helping
Output: ironic
That one time I didn't feel in over my head.
Output: ironic
@drapermark37 @susanbnj We must be tolerant and embrace the peaceful Islamic faith, Muslims are our peaceful brothers
Output: ironic
Today I'll lecture on CRM investments & shareholder value ... So excited ....  :smirking_face: I'm sleepy :sleeping_face:
Output: ironic
can't wait for the 3:30 hour drive back home.    #betarocks15
Output: ironic
Left my lunch at home. Swansea canteen outdoing themselves with this generous and well priced portion of food  [Link]
Output: ironic
@STLguy1 Oh that sounds like a great plan.  @6Strong8 @KingDSeals
Output: ironic
Double standards are always a fun thing
Output: ironic
It #has  been #seen www.monstermmorpg. com since. parados by #MonsterMMORPG #bean
Output: not
Maybe 2 different proposals! The girl is wearing different shoes and the guy is wearing a different coat. @cjsinner @onecolleen
Output: not
So far today I burned my tongue on my coffee. Saw a dead guy on the freeway and chipped the windshield in the truck #gonnahaveagoodday
Output: ironic
Ceeeeebz work, allow dat ting fam
Output: not
Had no sleep and have got school now  happy:pouting_face:
Output: not
love, love, love how the left side of my face is swollen.  :pouting_face::loudly_crying_face:
Output: ironic
@SkySportsNewsHQ nice to see you admit your errors   slightly different from your earlier stats for 2014! @TeamAndo180
Output: ironic
there are things we are made to go through  to harm us but to given us a lesson to teach to someone weaker
Output: not
@Giraffe737 the good old days!
Output: ironic
Mirror mirror on the wall, when will I find happiness?
Output: not
That's always a great way to boost self-esteem
Output: ironic
I'm pretty sure I have a snowman problem.
Output: not
Watching my grandparents and my parents pay all these bills, really excites me for the future. -___-
Output: ironic
Yeah nice hair babes  :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy: [Link] [Link]
Output: ironic
@AlTruda73 @TMJ4Steve Didn't Carolina beat Tampa Bay? the picks sheet has TB winning.
Output: not
@DeformedCircus I guess not. Stop insulting me.
Output: not
Tripped over my own feet three times in the hall #soclumsy
Output: not
I feel like crap today. So instead of Redbull I'm drinking something healthy. #NewYearNewMe  #TotallyStillGoingToDrinkTheRedbull
Output: ironic
About to fuck up this Media exam  #actuallyihopeso
Output: ironic
#almajmoua participating in the 4th #CSR forum #lebanon #togetherwegrow -for-profit #microfinance #supporting... [Link]
Output: not
whoever runs Yeovil Town FC twitter account should be fired. their starting line up looks like a mxit fantasy league team
Output: not
...A teen named Bud Weisser was arrested by cops for breaking into a St. Louis party store...[Link]
Output: ironic
"@kmrheadlines: Electricity generated in Kashmir can illuminate whole India: PM" but it's only not illuminating #Kashmir
Output: ironic
@sidney483 A British world champion in one of the most demanding & popular sports on earth. Yeah, of course I'm being sarcastic.
Output: ironic
at least... I've got spine, cause I can feel the pain in my back. #thinkpositive|
Output: ironic
#mondaymorning pouring rain and i am singing 'the most wonderful time of the year' as i walk to the office
Output: ironic
hahahaha... 'Best Asian Style' went to the group of pretty boys ALL wearing blacks suits with a tie/bow. HOW STYLISH.  #2014MAMA
Output: ironic
Why is paper so sharp? Someone should put a ban on paper!  #liberalmentality
Output: ironic
@TehnDiamond Jonah hill is funny,kevin hart,will smith,jim carrey, Sacha Baron Cohen,
Output: not
#Arizona #Court #Of #Appeals #Decides  #To #Retry #Milke: Thursday the Arizona Court of Appeals ordered a lower... [Link]
Output: not
I doubt this week could get any better.
Output: ironic
Damned if you do... [Link] #communication #truth  via @TheM3Blog
Output: not
I should get out of bed now lol
Output: not
Some are really loving the criticism on Zoella. Let it rest, please. I wonder what you would do for some £££.
Output: not
@Mhabs15 I'll bring it to work. The hoops one is a hit [Link]
Output: not
@SkySports transfer fund of £250,000 is given to .... Nottingham Forest a team with a transfer embargo.
Output: ironic
Galliani already jumping into the changing room, likely discovered what Seedorf told him all along ... same thing Pippo is saying now
Output: ironic
@AlexStearnCom Hey Alex, thanks for the support. My FB page is : [Link]|Blessings and success to you.
Output: not
people speaking of law to protesters who are fighting for justice themselves...  #ModelTownNotForgotten #PAT #PTI #GoNawazGo
Output: ironic
Ohh he can climb a rope? Just like every other commando? Super talented.  #TakeMeOut
Output: ironic
probably going to fail tomorrow yayy  #GlobalArtistHMA #MTVStars One Direction
Output: ironic
Is sleeping medication like Ambien any better for you? RT @TIME: This is what alcohol does to your sleep [Link]
Output: not
Einstein would be amused about Strider jumping around in time
Output: not
love is bliss...
Output: ironic
Last day in #Riga! #self #finnishgirl #businesswoman  @ PK Riga Hotel [Link]
Output: not
Well my mornings going very nicely:smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes:
Output: ironic
Sad I don't have a Christmas jumper, thanks @Missguided for your super fast delivery :thumbs_up_sign:
Output: ironic
I love waking up at 4am everyday and then running 5 miles.. favorite part of the Army :)
Output: ironic
#Germany -- #ECB's #Weidmann #says #German #2015 #growth #may #be #better #than #expected. [Link] via @reuters
Output: not
A deal was negotiated between @Metrolinx & GTAA. That deal was is hidden & built into the pricing of #UPX tix. Why all the secrecy? #TOpoli
Output: not
@shaunrmcgregor yup it must be good to be ivy league Educated because it does alot of good
Output: ironic
We live in such a small world these days - the #LAFire is a story at the end of the Australian news @ABCNews24
Output: not
One from her please *cries* [Link]
Output: not
Loving life.
Output: ironic
he was half of what she deserved, yet he was all that she ever wanted ,,,,
Output: ironic
@amy99314 @haleemak_ A protest is not peaceful if its forcefully stopping me to earn my livelihood.
Output: not
Most useful algorithm I've learned in class so far is finding a substring by using the fast fourier transform
Output: ironic
Shakespeare is great  :face_with_no_good_gesture::pistol:
Output: ironic
@2ANow  you were decrying a hate crime against a Bosnian man & now you're back to your same old game, inciting hate torwards Muslims.
Output: ironic
@f_fizzle did you get fat on your honeymoon?
Output: not
#hannity says "Obama has been indoctrinated into a rigid ideology."
Output: ironic
Lol my timehop guy though.  [Link]
Output: ironic
@stephen__tommy and yeah I set it at 130 not 150 because overworking your rookie pitchers is totally okay
Output: ironic
Putin praising Constitutional Court for defending against 'arbitrary action on the part of the government [Link]
Output: ironic
I couldnt help myself.. I am a bad person...  [Link]
Output: ironic
I love watching liverpool truly inspiring
Output: ironic
I added a video to a @YouTube playlist [Link] Modere Beauty Box Review + Giveaway
Output: not
Off to search for a Christmas gift for my dad bc procrastination :wrapped_present:
Output: not
I have to say... I'm really excited about Brendan Fraser's birthday tomorrow. #BrendanFraserBirthdayBash
Output: not
Save Manage & Make Money - Join for $99 make $600 #Discounts #Vacations and more [Link]
Output: not
Lol at the #EatenAlive show. if that's the name of the show gotta do it not quit cause the snake was hurting his arm. #goodtv  #garbage
Output: ironic
CIA report highlighting the stark differences b/t the present & former administrations' approach to nat'l security.
Output: ironic
You guys seriously need to try this game [Link] #BananaBonanza
Output: not