niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: My husband was a rock n roll musician and his band was named The Streets. 
 Response 1: All of us can. But, most of us decide not to. 
 Response 2: The Streets? Of course, we've all heard of The Streets.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you get bit by bugs in your tree? 
 Response 1: Well, I've got my books all tied up in my book strap. 
 Response 2: At night, yes, all the time. I use lotion to make the bites feel better though.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, what's it looking like as far as personnel out on the floor? 
 Response 1: Oh, it's fantastic.  We have Johnny, who might be an escaped convict, but he's great at glazing.  We also have a father. 
 Response 2: Brenda went through and she cut up all your prized photos to make it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's Minute Maid Lemonade from the fountain. 
 Response 1: I have a trunk full of dumb fedoras. 
 Response 2: I like it 'cause it tastes chalky.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Stop the funeral. Sorry I'm late everyone, and I hope you don't mind that I brought a couple guests. 
 Response 1: We're going to let the customer decide who he is actually purchasing it from. 
 Response 2: Oh, the more the merrier. As long as we get this song over and done with.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, Evan. Hey, my grandma just bought this counter and they're going around saying that is making people combust. 
 Response 1: Oh, I heard that on the radio. I was looking for California Dreamin'. 
 Response 2: That's what a soul quest is. I gotta do a mind quest and a body quest all in one.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: They want to know if this is North Street or South Street, and this is obviously South Street, which is also my corner. 
 Response 1: Oh no, no, no, I... I wasn't... This is crazy but I was actually facing the lens out to the world. I don't know what does that anymore but I just... 
 Response 2: Hey look, my toe's on your corner. I put my toe on your corner, now it's partially my corner.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm the know it all, the brainy one who's got a good heart, a heart of gold. 
 Response 1: My mom told me that too, she said it's full of spiders.  
 Response 2: It's true, I heard her try and walk through a metal detector once and her heart set it off right away!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I see these dead English people on the floor. I can tell they're English by their fancy dress. 
 Response 1: Yeah, they were torn apart by two house cats. 
 Response 2: Is this any way to treat your husband?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't understand why they keep us up high. Why are we always on the fifth floor of this place and can never go down? 
 Response 1: That's just all around good life advice. 
 Response 2: There's no elevator or stairs in this place.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: How dare you sir! How dare you hold onto the first gentleman's thumb pen for all these years. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I told you. I said I was using my shirt to take the water to go to my own park, which is not yet open. 
 Response 2: He left it here! What was I supposed to do?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mr. Claypool, since we're all mixing things up in our lives, how about if I go out and play the music with my wife Marjorie and our friend Murnice. Then, you just do some straight-up clowning? 
 Response 1: How about I answer that question with a question. Do you want to smell this flower? 
 Response 2: I'm bringing the grease so they can cook.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 
 Response 1: You know, we're all just baked goods here on this planet, waiting to be stepped on and eaten, so if you need to step on me to feel like you're a bigger pastry, then I'm going to say that's okay. 
 Response 2: I am. I'm thinking that we should all create a musical group, like Abba.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Ryan, I think it's bad form for you to allow yourself to be addressed by a bunch of managers. 
 Response 1: Pam's my friend, and Pam is going to be part of this family now. 
 Response 2: Ryan, I'm gonna have to agree with my manager.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: If we had better lawyers, we could feed people toxic waste and we would be fine. 
 Response 1: I have made $4.00. 
 Response 2: We are all lawyers, so not only are you cutting me down, but you're cutting yourself down.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It seems to be working Mr. LaCroix. The tube is going down to the underground lake. 
 Response 1: If you test positive, don't worry, this is not the reason why. 
 Response 2: There haven't been any city officials of any kind, have there?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, Gord? Gord from Canada? Look at you, you look fantastic. 
 Response 1: Yeah, semibiotics was actually weirdly harder than my medical degree. 
 Response 2: Thanks so much. You know, it's probably the healthcare.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Judy, your therapy methods are unorthodox. 
 Response 1: Because that was your thing and I wanted my own thing. I think it's OK that we had separate things. 
 Response 2: Well, that's why they made that movie about me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Look, it's gonna take another hour to charge up these taser. Do you want a shotgun? Also have a mace over here if you need it, and there's a couple AK's and Uzi's. 
 Response 1: I'll just take one of those shotguns then. 
 Response 2: I do want to keep my job as a trainee at Margarittaville. All right, Mr. Timmins. I don't feel good about this, but I'll do it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: They're sleeping head to head, neck to wait neck then to their bodies right? 
 Response 1: Yeah I think it goes head to neck and then body. 
 Response 2: Oh yes, well daddy led the industry in contraptions until his accident.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Dr. Mark, are these people giving you trouble? 
 Response 1: Well, yes.  They're trying to have a baby without paying for it. 
 Response 2: Oh thank you. Oh my god, we live in a place where what I did going around naked was OK and everybody now takes their clothes off around me?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm afraid you're going to have to check in the thousand pounds of fudge. 
 Response 1: I don't know. We're supposed to get the waiter out of here? There's no one else in the restaurant and it's broad daylight. 
 Response 2: It's not going to be worth it. We'll have to a pay a hundred bucks.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're saying that all of my brothers and sisters, they do drugs and alcohol because of me? 
 Response 1: It sounds like it's absolutely your fault. You're their crack rock. 
 Response 2: Really? That sounds so exciting. I can't wait to get it set it up.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, little Jenna. Oh, come here my little Jenna. 
 Response 1: I do believe that an owl does in fact, say hoo. 
 Response 2: That's your cat's name? Jenna?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, you're not talking about the situation between Russia and America? 
 Response 1: Yes, well, I prefer to drive around in my native type of vehicle and I have ten members in my family. And I think I see at least ten Volvos. 
 Response 2: Yes, between Russia and the US. All the battles took place in cold climates.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: But mom's dead, dad. The funeral is today. 
 Response 1: You think your mother would just want us to fold up and just quit on our dream to be on The Price is Right? 
 Response 2: Oh, my God. Do you think we're the last humans alive?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We're the callback kids. 
 Response 1: There's no better callback then dead children returning after hundreds of years. 
 Response 2: Yeah, Franz Ferdinand and Natzis, they're in there now.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We shared an experience in our apartment last night where somebody may or may not have been there. 
 Response 1: Of course it is, like Little Egg. The citizens walk around with peanut shells and it's Easter all year long. 
 Response 2: It was almost like we almost got off on the idea that people were in there without us knowing. And I was like, maybe we need some more excitement in our lives.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you think she's pretending to be a human killing robot? Why would she go to a doctor and the doctor tell her that she has a weird disorder, if she's actually a robot? 
 Response 1: How do you think I feel? I have to deliver a child and fill out the birth certificate. We are short handed here. 
 Response 2: Plus, I think her Doctor - Doctor Giltter - might be a Muppets character.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm alone and I have no money. 
 Response 1: Yes, I understand that the staff here, we're all wearing t-shirts that say rosé-all-day. But hey, it's 11am and this would be your 7th. 
 Response 2: We have no money as well, but what we do to get money is - we're a band of pickpockets.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I was just wondering if the spangle is worth anything. 
 Response 1: Now, this bangle dates back to - I want to say - the first century. So, it's actually quite valuable. It's very old. I would say at auction this would fetch 12 trillion pounds. 
 Response 2: Is that what this is? Here you go. `I didn't even know you were married.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Chuck, I'm going to do it. I'm just going to ask Mr. Crimp for a raise. 
 Response 1: Absolutely. We have the best prices in town. 
 Response 2: Hey, it's almost 2014, anything's possible!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm going to be a sexy bride on our Halloween wedding. 
 Response 1: Theme wedding! I want to be a sexy groom. 
 Response 2: We'll see about that! You're hyperventilating, sir. You don't look well. Is this how you're going to die? You're going to hyperventilate into this bag, while I shove it onto your mouth with force?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Guys, new plan. I'm staying here. 
 Response 1: Oh no, Elle shes not  a newscaster silly, shes an actress like me. 
 Response 2: I don't know if that would be good for the time stream, if you stay here in bible times.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Are you 100% sure it's not diarrhea, Susan? 
 Response 1: Now it makes sense why it's daddy-master's favorite. 
 Response 2: How dare you? I know what diarrhea is.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Margaret, do you have a lot of repeat business? 
 Response 1: Strangely, no. I have a lot of asthmatics.  
 Response 2: We're all doing little talents that can comfortably fit into a talent show and you're doing 2 acts of a play by yourself?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: No one ever comments on hazel diamonds. Green diamonds? Not emeralds, but green diamonds? Oh boy. 
 Response 1: I'm glad we did that research, actually. Tim, the fact that you have a background in meteorology actually really helps since that has a lot to do with why diamonds look the way they look. 
 Response 2: No, I mean with everything that's going on out there it makes sense. I can't blame anyone. I just didn't expect to have other people here in the panic room.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: OK. I was thinking that you could be the bass. It will be really unexpected. 
 Response 1: Right, because I can't sing low. Sure, count me in. 
 Response 2: Well, I can't because of the yo-yo. It's a two handed trick, the destruction. But y'all can hold hands.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Son, show him the contract to absolve them of liability for injuries. 
 Response 1: They used to when I was a young cadet. Psychedelic drugs were a big part of it. 
 Response 2: Here's the contract. We had it drawn up by a paralegal. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Wait. Did you just call me an alcoholic? 
 Response 1: C'mon, Rudy, let's not mince words here. I know your story. I know all your stories. 
 Response 2: I don't blame them. And they should salt the earth that nothing more may grow here.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Then this is the blender for you. You're going to think it's not even plugged in. 
 Response 1: Really? OK, I will give you $600 for this blender if that is true. I know it's only $100, but I wanted to thank you and show my appreciation. 
 Response 2: It's been one heck of a game. I'm sweating my little forehead off.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I could have made out with someone? I didn't know we could make out with each other. 
 Response 1: Daniel and I made out for what must have been an entire episode. 
 Response 2: Where'd you get a shoe I bet you got it from your grandpa's closet.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Junebug, what if you make a new dream of being the owner of a warehouse? That'd show your adopted mother. 
 Response 1: That's me, Annette Burgundy. Best-selling author. 
 Response 2: Oh, boy. But, me? I'm a big fat man.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Anonda, what kind of man are you looking for this year? 
 Response 1: This is why I don't think couples should work together. See, this is why I told you, I said "let me just do my own thing". 
 Response 2: Someone that can fix stuff and someone that can cook.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Actually, that would be fine with me if you took off your shirt and were just in your jeans and a cowboy hat. That's something I'd want to see. 
 Response 1: Alright, if you want me to do it, I'll do it. That's fine, but it just seems rude coming from Clark. 
 Response 2: I also believe Canadians use it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, listen.  I'm into some freaky stuff, okay?  How do you like biting? 
 Response 1: Oh, it's all good.  It's going to cost you five dollars for every bite. 
 Response 2: Oh, the more the merrier. As long as we get this song over and done with.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: When you left home, I thought I'd never hear from you again. 
 Response 1: We used to work together at a Quiznos many years ago. 
 Response 2: Dad, I know you did because I said I was never going to be in touch ever again.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't know how you guys know more than we do when you just blinked into existence. 
 Response 1: Yeah, mine's got holes. 
 Response 2: Oh, I mean, I came fully loaded. I'm a fully grown woman.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You have to get back in line at the beginning of the labyrinth. 
 Response 1: You have to sacrifice your entire family. 
 Response 2: That's fine.  Fortunately, I had the foresight to purchase the labyrinth map.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: First, take my hand. Let's pray. 
 Response 1: Sorry about that. My husband likes little pranks like that. 
 Response 2: OK. Now, it's gonna go right through your hand. Don't be freaked out.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I appreciate that you're better at the name stuff than me, but give me an easier name to remember as my name. Laront? Is that a family name? Where did you get that from? 
 Response 1: Well it sounds like she enjoyed it, it doesn't mean that it's necessarily what she's supposed to be eating. 
 Response 2: I texted you all of our names. Just look under today.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, people are not working out even though The President, me, has said "ya'll motherfuckers need to be working out". 
 Response 1: I did a Rosetta Stone. 
 Response 2: I feel like you're attacking me right now, Madame President.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I wanted to say I'm sorry. 
 Response 1: Oh, well, for what? For me being an idiot? For me not knowing stuff? For me not knowing deep cuts of country? Why are you sorry for what I did? 
 Response 2: I know, darling. He's an outsider, don't forget.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I scratch your back, you scratch mine. 
 Response 1: Our backs are covered in fingernails. 
 Response 2: Well, I would have, but I got called into hell all of a sudden.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, you have a lovely smile yourself. Did you get some orthodontic work? 
 Response 1: I did. I had braces and I had head gear. I had to wear the head gear to school and I was brutally bullied. 
 Response 2: I came right out of my mama and I got right on that floor and I started.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Please welcome a brand new singing sensation. She's 25 years old. Please welcome the singing sensation, Mary Sue! 
 Response 1: Hi Everyone. I'm here to sing a little song for you. I know you're going to love it because I'm young and hip and it's 1978. 
 Response 2: I think we need to really scare them. I think we gotta put the literal fear of god into them.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Guys, I only have 15 minutes left to live. 
 Response 1: I know. It's crazy. We could be backstage, smoking with the cast. 
 Response 2: I really have to pee, so is 15 minutes a definite time frame?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Honey, we should get a mystery. That could be fun. 
 Response 1: We have the movie Sleuth. 
 Response 2: To attend her funeral? I have a feeling that, yes. She would like that.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, that just looks like a giant tapeworm to me. 
 Response 1: Yes, what's the problem here. Why are you in my office? 
 Response 2: Just a giant tapeworm? No, Rubber Band, he was the giant tapeworm.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: She is doing it again. We're gonna have to call Mr. Madison. 
 Response 1: Yup, this is his square garden. 
 Response 2: That's right, she never said we couldn't do that, so we can do that.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't suppose either of you is filled with Rage? 
 Response 1: Caruthers, give me a hug. Does someone who hugs have rage? I said, does someone who hugs have rage? I've never heard of it if that's the case. 
 Response 2: How much, oh I see right here it says five million dollars, I gotta say that's quite excessive.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Les, the ladies are off getting 8 balls for the concert. 
 Response 1: I kissed you back and it was great. I wanted to see you again. 
 Response 2: Yeah, so am I. I can be in two places at once.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What's this phone doing over here? 
 Response 1: I think it's not only strange, but it's serendipitous. 
 Response 2: It's me. I am a phone. But I also turn into a robot.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, fifteen days in the future, they put out an edition that gives minute to minute updates of a day? 
 Response 1: It did say ham bone, but I realize that today is the day that I freaky Friday with my current domestic partner. 
 Response 2: Times are changing. New things are constantly being invented.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you think we did the right thing investing in this company? 
 Response 1: You're a ghost and you've never looked trimmer. 
 Response 2: It's better then the one wheel Segway company you wanted to invest in.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Millionaire, please give us until tomorrow at this same hour, we will come to mansion and tapeworm will juggle as promised. And we will cook food both our original hotdogs and I guess whatever shit you got in your pantry, we'll do that too. 
 Response 1: Sure, let God's fire consume us.  Glorious to think about. 
 Response 2: Great. I will make very detailed instructions on how to cook them.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, big deal for me. Me and your daughter who you abandoned in Italy can form a posse of people who don't need you. 
 Response 1: I hope you are being facetious are not actually seriously considering forming such posse, because that would be a slap in the face from this family from Minsk. 
 Response 2: You told me about that. That was an exciting time.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's I, Glorst. 
 Response 1: You. We never thought we'd see you again. You're the reason the Olympics have been dead for 40-something years. 
 Response 2: In fifteen years I can't recall a time. Well, there was a very obese man once.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've been doing Crossfit, and I think you're about the weight of a tire.  So, I think I could catch you when you fall. 
 Response 1: Oh, this is Hall E. The bottom rung of the E was cut off by that guys giant hat. 
 Response 2: It's true.  I'm very small, and I'm not very dense.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: She seems like a pretty self sufficient woman. 
 Response 1: Yes she is. I have seen her kill a bear with her bare hands. 
 Response 2: Well, you do have that skin issue. I thought you'd have it checked out by now.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yes, when that fancy fellow comes into town and he says "She is the sheriff?" and everybody else uses contractions. That's how I learned contractions. 
 Response 1: I had to do the whole thing and the boil lancing was kind of "you're bad at everything else, we'll give you something to do." The Sergeant said "I guess we'll let you come." He just gave me a little needle. 
 Response 2: So that's why when you used to say "My favorite show is Who is the Boss" and you laughed, we did not know why you laughed.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Craig, you were supposed to infiltrate that dinner party the other day. You dressed up like the most ridiculous version of a waiter. You went in and said "I'm definitely not a spy". 
 Response 1: OK, I may have done that. But, I felt everyone should know exactly who I was so that no one was caught off guard. 
 Response 2: I'm gonna go over there because I don't want to be around if something chargeable happens to you. So, uh, call 911 if you need it. And if you don't, congratulations.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Like cubism? Like, Picasso. Wasn't he the cube guy? 
 Response 1: Gee do you really think so? It's more than obvious that you are a horrible person. 
 Response 2: He made some cubes, yes. There was that movie Cubed - did you ever see it?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I really want to compliment on your shirt. That is really funny. 
 Response 1: Yes, those stories and your love of them has pretty much saved my sanity. 
 Response 2: Thank you. I wanted to make sure that I had no tight patterns that could strobe or moray on camera, but also something that's a little fun, and that's why my shirt says "fun pun."
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It feels good to have my husband back. He's very tan. 
 Response 1: We gotta drag them way down, claw at them from the hole we dwell in and bring them down to our level. I couldn't agree more. 
 Response 2: I was driving a truck in Bombay all this time. They call it Mumbai now.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You were the one who wanted to put "barf" in the beginning of her name, Tom. 
 Response 1: Oh, the kids are across the street at the ice cream shop. 
 Response 2: Well I think that's a very simple, direct name. Barf.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I thought my stew looked like yarn. 
 Response 1: Yarn, books, other people from the ship. 
 Response 2: All right. God, you weren't kidding. I can't even see the end of it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh my god, I haven't seen you in what, 15 or 20 years? You're going to Coach Klein's funeral too? 
 Response 1: I am, he was a real son of a bitch but a friend of mine said he didn't have any remaining family and I just thought I should go, and I thought what's the least amount of money I can spend on an outfit and I decided to come here. 
 Response 2: But it was self defense.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hate jazz? I love that stuff. 
 Response 1: We're playing it in the Home Depot right now. 
 Response 2: I think that's a great compromise. You can come in any time you want to see the poster.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This conversation is a real he said/she said situation now. 
 Response 1: Yes, I talk to it. I also talk to inky the pen. 
 Response 2: Yeah, and judges hate that.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I think it would really mean a lot to people if you approached this film the same way you approach any one of your films and be just as demanding and insane as you are for all your projects. 
 Response 1: Oh, it says here "Read this when you know how to read, boy. I won't name you because that would be selfish. And also, I left under my own volition and I won't be coming back. Learn to raise yourself." 
 Response 2: Thanks, Greg. You're really helping me keep it in perspective. I will pour my whole self into this.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Are you even excited about your new dad who's also your uncle? 
 Response 1: Geez, yeah, but he's not.  I don't know, because I'll tell you what.  I never really saw what happened with my mom and my dad. 
 Response 2: I saw the ad about troll beads. They seem magically to me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm going to miss the crap out of you. I know I said some mean things when I found out you got into to Harvard and I'm going to stay here and work at the plant. But it's just because I was jealous. 
 Response 1: I knew that. And I know I said mean things back to you because I am going to Harvard and you are staying here at the plant. But that's just because I was mad that you said those things to me. 
 Response 2: You know what, my day is made better by all the people around me, and I'm happy to put down my beer or my turkey leg or whatever I'm holding in my hand to call over my friends and family who have made this town such a wondrous experience.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Wait, have I seen you somewhere, Alfred? 
 Response 1: Time is not even real. It's a flat circle or whatever. 
 Response 2: You might have. I do some local television around here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, with that request, we will begin the competition and, of course, our referee will establish the rules. 
 Response 1: Hi. I'm Ronnie. I have a clipboard. 
 Response 2: All right.  There'll be very little to no biting; not saying none.  I've been there before.  It does come up.  There will be a sequence where each contestant will be able to dance on their own, and then the competition becomes about attempting to occupy the very same space.  Thirdly, and finally, it's a game of attrition.  The last person standing, the last person with energy, is the merit by which I will judge.  Of course, this also factors how I feel.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: They are starting to get heckled now. This is not good. What do you think Rudy? Should I cut to the commercial? 
 Response 1: It's an iPhone 7 Plus. I used the depth feature. 
 Response 2: I want to, but my elbow's locked.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I just showed up here and was like "what can i claim to be without anyone really questioning it?" And fireman is not it. 
 Response 1: Yeah, like I'm not a grape, but I'm not a vine. Maybe I'm a raisin. 
 Response 2: Yeah, those guys work hard. I've hung around there and those guys keep moving.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't feel that way, but it's interesting that you do. 
 Response 1: Whoa, wait am minute. Are you the archangel Gabriel? I thought you looked familiar. 
 Response 2: It's alright that we don't agree all the time, Larry. I think that's a part of relationships. I can feel free and you can feel caged.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't suppose that piano is still in the backroom, is it? 
 Response 1: I know he sounds small, but he's actually a monster. I mean, he's big. He's a beast, maybe 6'4". 
 Response 2: Oh, yes, the one the one that plays by itself is still there.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Excuse me sir, I need to be a millionaire by tomorrow, do you have the book "The Secret"? I see it. Thank you, goodbye. 
 Response 1: Oh wow they must really like you, almost nobody gets on that flight. I heard it is really ritzy up there too. 
 Response 2: Oh my god, that man just stole a book.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We keep it cold so that you my scientists, can be strong. 
 Response 1: I think I should point out that I'm not in any way a scientist. However I have no problem with taking your money. 
 Response 2: I know, I popped back in here when you guys came back from your trip.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You sure you want to buy all these counterfeit Volvos? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I got all kinds of emphysema going on. 
 Response 2: Yes, well, I prefer to drive around in my native type of vehicle and I have ten members in my family. And I think I see at least ten Volvos.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't love myself. 
 Response 1: I was thrown by the makeup covering his scar. 
 Response 2: Claire is surprised, but I am not. As you could hear, only one of us gasped.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That's me, Annette Burgundy. Best-selling author. 
 Response 1: This sounds crazy, but I met you at a book signing at Barnes and Noble years ago. 
 Response 2: Why are those bags with the dollar signs looking bulgy and much larger than they were before?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, since I have y'all in my car, I've been testing out a pilot of my podcast. WhopperMac, you know, testing to see which Whopper is better than a Bic Mac and which Big Mac is better than the Whopper. From different McDonald's and Burger Kings from around the country. 
 Response 1: So you're a scientist? Like a burger scientist? 
 Response 2: That's right. I kept my freak flag furled.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: People will get hungry, especially with a tapeworm in the picture. 
 Response 1: You've got to be rude to the customer. That's our gimmick. 
 Response 2: A carnival is all about eating garbage food and getting sick. It's perfect for our hotdog stand.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hello, I'm interested in a street surgery. I'm looking for something special. 
 Response 1: Hey. And I need RC Cola. Is anybody working here? 
 Response 2: You should come over here. I have a table that folds out to human being length.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Poison the Dutch. 
 Response 1: Oh, you mean when I was a whore.  Now, I just whore out flowers.  I've got to tell you.  Carnations are not actually blue.  We soak them in blue water.  Then, they soak it up and turn blue. 
 Response 2: Okay, now, this is something you've mentioned before, and I'm still a little unclear as to how that's going to bring about our global domination.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I do want to say that every woman is beautiful in their own way. 
 Response 1: Well, I don't think it's cool for you to be at work after work ends. 
 Response 2: Oh, are they Jonathan? It's me, Kathrine. Do you remember this little face? This is your daughter, Alicia.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Are they, like, flirting with each other? 
 Response 1: I mean, that chemistry feels really... it's palpable, that's what  I'll say. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I mean, they said it was air escaping but I know it was him.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We call him Pinky because we don't like him. 
 Response 1: Hey, Billy. Now, none of that. Remember rule number two. Always accept different forms of life and different forms of consciousness. And that's what Pinkerton is. You'll never get it if you're going to be prejudice against other beings or entities. 
 Response 2: What's the point of this then? I thought we were celebrating the line cooks by letting them shine.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You know we have very strict rules about fraternization here. 
 Response 1: A chapter that has a whole lot of paragraphs. It will be one that will last a long time.  
 Response 2: Of course. Even stricter than the rules about personal computing time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Linda, I've longed for this day. Please enter my lighthouse. 
 Response 1: Please hurry.  Your lighthouse is the only thing that I could see in the darkness and I'm trying to get away from Ted. 
 Response 2: I'm wearing a doctor's costume, it's Halloween, so it's OK.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Nobody drinks water. We drink lemonade. Everybody drinks lemonade. 
 Response 1: Now it makes sense why it's daddy-master's favorite. 
 Response 2: My husband and I are new in the area. We haven't come over and introduced ourselves. My husband, you may have heard about him. He's the neighbor who got the terrible bone injury. He was attacked by bone.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: As a gesture of diplomacy, please take a Blu-Ray DVD copy of my film, Life is Beautiful. 
 Response 1: Well listen, if an opportunity arises to confront him at a funeral, you should take it. 
 Response 2: Thank you, David.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Evan, this is my grandmother. She bought the counter. Were very worried that she's at risk of harm. 
 Response 1: I have great taste do. And I'm not ashamed to say that I do. I think I have superior taste. 
 Response 2: Yes. I'm very worried. This counter has been holding me up for at least four or five weeks, and I don't want a spontaneously combust like what they were talking about on the radio.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Forgive me,  Ma'am. What's your name? 
 Response 1: Yeah, we literally hit them, say doink, and we run right out of there. 
 Response 2: Murnice. My mother was going to call me Bernice, but she was humming when they got the gift certificate, I mean birth certificate.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, son.  Do you know how I got to be this big?  Working out and eating a lot of chocolate. 
 Response 1: Isn't that the proof? I just called you Charlie. 
 Response 2: Cool!  My mom doesn't let me eat chocolate because she says eating chocolate makes you a bad person.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Where is Ruth's Chris? 
 Response 1: This is a chain restaurant. Ruth's Chris isn't here. 
 Response 2: If you saw me get out of the front seat on the driver's side, it's because I asked the cab driver to let me experience what it was like to drive a taxi.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Now, sit down.  Both of you. 
 Response 1: Well, there's only the one seat. 
 Response 2: I'm quite certain you penetrated me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You have a dog? Dogs are prohibited in our country. 
 Response 1: We know. We didn't bring the dog with us. 
 Response 2: Is it still really a doughnut if there's meat in it?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Maybe if you start accepting the heat, it might help you a little bit more. 
 Response 1: Wonderful. Will you marry the rubbing alcohols for me? 
 Response 2: I thought people in Florida always just acted like it wasn't happening.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't feel better at all after that session. 
 Response 1: Okay, well, use your free to get a tan or knit a sweater, but I am Script Supervisor.  I'm in charge of script.  You're in charge of props.  Why don't you go make love to your gummy rat, or whatever? 
 Response 2: Why would you? If the butt holes were metaphorical, why couldn't she choose another metaphor?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You know, he looks like he's going to jump. 
 Response 1: Okay, well as you can see we have racks and racks of flowing, short-sleeved shirts. 
 Response 2: He's taking a running start.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'll try to make you proud, Mother. 
 Response 1: Well, I am the King of Sudan. We have a lot of insurgents. Is there a way possibly we can take care of that? 
 Response 2: Take this riding mower with you too.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Didn't Fred Flintstone at some point have a superhero alter ego? 
 Response 1: We own a comic book store and we're pretty nerdy, but you knowing that is nerdy. 
 Response 2: Yeah, and give me back my eyelashes.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I hope the Rush concert starts soon. 
 Response 1: I hope so too. I don't want to get caught in traffic on the way home to Canada. 
 Response 2: Just bash your head through the window. Come on.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Here are the keys to your first grocery store. 
 Response 1: I can't believe it's real. 
 Response 2: Chaz, this may sound horrible to say in wedding vows, but I kind of spaced out there for a moment and I missed some of the stuff you said, but I love you, too, and I promise, I'll listen closer in the future, and I wish that I had taken the time to write out my vows.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There is a defined divot in the walkway because you are just sitting on the porch crying all the time. 
 Response 1: I'm wearing this fake mustache because my father could never grow a mustache, so I had this fear of mustaches, and I'm trying to maybe wear one now. 
 Response 2: That divot was there before, you put it there when you were trying to kill that muskrat.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yes and then I have to go directly home. I can't dilly dally. So don't get any ideas, both of you. 
 Response 1: Yeah, it's a symbol of hate and it doesn't belong in a museum. 
 Response 2: Because you have to get back home to your loving husband.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Are we done with this? Cause, I gotta get on my bike and get out of here. 
 Response 1: Yes, thank you Curly. Your service is very much appreciated. 
 Response 2: I won because I sang "I'm the Only One" by Melissa Ethridge.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I know this is a dumb question, but we're talking about the insect, not family member, correct? 
 Response 1: Oh shoot, I think I misunderstood what an ant farm is this whole time. 
 Response 2: It just seems like everyone in my life has forgotten my birthday today. Including me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The most recent movie we have is from 1998. 
 Response 1: Oh good, so you should have Lady Hawk. 
 Response 2: Well, I didn't know because I was a little confused for a second because I thought a bird was spitting on me, which has happened before. So your point doesn't even make sense.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Beware of the search for fortune in a comic book franchise, Forest. 
 Response 1: How did these nine girls get in here? 
 Response 2: I like little hats. Any kind. I just wear them.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I got my start as an artist, don't forget. Any time I put pen to paper, I called it drawing. 
 Response 1: We actually have one of your old Captain Army. 
 Response 2: Humans, Martians, Slap people. The Slap people hate theater.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I mean, that make sense that I would taste good, since the good food is in me. I gotta say no deal. 
 Response 1: Guys. Let's learn from our mistakes last time. Everyone has their magnetic shoes on? And no one brought a bomb, right? 
 Response 2: Oh, heavens. I guess I'll go find Mario Batali.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're wearing a Twister cape. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I work at the Twister. 
 Response 2: Someplace fun? You mean like a pencil factory?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: All right, you guys. Come on in here. I'm going to go over some of the rules of the dormitory. 
 Response 1: I think she needs the Heimlich. 
 Response 2: Please let me have my tapestries. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'll be anywhere I please. My friend and I have been waiting now forty eight minutes for her Saturn. We're ready to go. 
 Response 1: Is it the Green Saturn? 
 Response 2: He stole my wallet. He literally steals.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: And I tell thee, brothers and sisters of Little Egg Town, to love one another. Heed my words as Jesus the Christ. 
 Response 1: I don't believe him, and I think we should get the biggest weapons we can. Which, in Little Egg Town, is Nerf Baseball Bats. It doesn't take much to break our shells. Maybe we should break his. 
 Response 2: You guys have Fantastic Dales, right?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You got a buddy here. You want me to bring him a lemonade too? 
 Response 1: I'm so sorry, I never did your hair all this time. 
 Response 2: Thanks Mrs. Kleinman.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, are you guys irritated like I am that we didn't even get invited to Doris's birthday part? 
 Response 1: I know, this is what I came here for. We gotta find some samples or I'm not going to feel like I have worth as a human being. 
 Response 2: Yeah, where does she get off? We had an office party for her.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It sounded to me like manager crying out in pain and dog noises. 
 Response 1: Is that what that was? Or are you just trying to seduce me? 
 Response 2: Would Terminix take a letter of intent?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: If songs are God's smiles, what's his laugh? 
 Response 1: Oh, those are knock knock jokes. 
 Response 2: Oh Jennifer, you will. You're going to meet the boy of your dreams here.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The thugs have assault weapons. 
 Response 1: Yes, dad. It was. 
 Response 2: Maybe we can dazzle them with a heartwarming school play.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Attention ladies and gentlemen. I just want to say a quick high five to you all. 
 Response 1: Of course, it's Lactaid.  We're on a super yacht. 
 Response 2: Well, that's what you get for flying Southwest on Christmas Day of all days.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The atrocity you performed on my heart! 
 Response 1: Oh, the bagel shop at 2nd and 12th? The bagel shop's still over here, still over here at 2nd and 12th. They took the sign away years ago. 
 Response 2: That's extreme.  That's something world dictators do.  Not high school boyfriends.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I think because of your diminutive stature and your very polite Canada manner, people think you're a woman. 
 Response 1: Yes, we're Bernie and Bernadette Bernsie? 
 Response 2: I'm not that tall, that's true. I do play a mean guitar though.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That's fine, look, you can keep your pants on. I'm giving you special privileges. 
 Response 1: Yes sir, Mr. Mayor. Pants back on. 
 Response 2: But I wanted to.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I made fifty dollars in the bathroom helping a man wash his hands. It seems like a divine moment because I've just been praying this morning about being able to afford in the parking ticket I got last week. 
 Response 1: You're new here, so you don't know, but this sounds like that guy Jasperteen. He's been coming around this park for the last 15 years giving people fake money. 
 Response 2: It's a powdery beer, too.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I have an R-BnB that I've rented. 
 Response 1: I've heard of that. The Roast Beef Hotel. 
 Response 2: Well, I think I've got time for another exorcism. How about you?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Your grandson's name is Jason and his invisible friend's name is Invisible Dave. 
 Response 1: Oh, that Invisible Dave, he's a looker. 
 Response 2: Hey lady. Keep your hands off the merchandise unless you purchase it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't want to point any fingers, but I'm pretty sure someone fell asleep during our concert. 
 Response 1: But, we're not pointing fingers, right? So, we don't know who it is. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I will lance your boils for free.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Which episode of Good Times were you going to show? 
 Response 1: You know, the black Jesus episode. But, please enlighten us with your European history. 
 Response 2: Stop saying stuff like that. This is a christian hardware store.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I got real sad when that Dracula character died. 
 Response 1: I came back to clean up this mess you and your partner got us into. Now the department says you're suspended. 
 Response 2: I know he was like a villain, but then at the end you felt bad and it's like, oh man, that could be anyone of us, right?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Is the food here bad? 
 Response 1: No, it's just a germ thing that happens when you get this many people in one area. 
 Response 2: I'm gonna be the first baby Executive TV Producer.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: All I know is how to take regular food, take all the moisture out of it, put into an aluminum package, and then serve it to people. 
 Response 1: Is that why this beer is just powder? 
 Response 2: Let me put it on real quick. I have no depth perception.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Wouldn't you like to know what's behind this door? 
 Response 1: Maybe he meant a different Jim? 
 Response 2: That's what I'm talking about. You're so sinister. That's the most sinister answer you could give.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, uh, what am I supposed to do here. I'm sweating , do you have any sort of towel? Are we supposed to be dry when people look for boys? 
 Response 1: Man, this guy. It must be your first time at The Boy's Store. 
 Response 2: Yeah, that's a basic function of most desks.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm so hungry I'm starting to think maybe I should eat some of these Icelandic weeds. 
 Response 1: Wait, wait. We gotta wait. We don't know if that's breakfast or not. And I don't want to pay for it if it's covered. Like lunch, I know, I gotta pay for. But breakfast, if it's part of the whole Trivago thing we did, I don't want to have to pay for it if it's free. 
 Response 2: You must have gotten on a fast train or something and headed out here to the countryside.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What the fuck are you talking about?  Weird things I don't understand.  We're under attack by these five crazy ladies with superpowers.? 
 Response 1: Yeah, but the Halle Berry one you can't even worry about here. 
 Response 2: Whatever you need to do in order to feel successful as a human being.  I'm just going to hug you until you feel loved and accepted.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: All right, so. Here's what were gonna do. First we'll get Targin to do something terrible to this guy who is trying to gouge us for nine dollars. Then, when we get back to Connetticut, and we'll have Targin take care of those shipping loan sharks. 
 Response 1: Oh, this is a good idea. Assuming you mean we'll have him murder them. OK, let's do it. 
 Response 2: It's also day into night, you know what I mean? You could be running errands and looking chic and then you go to a fancy opening or whatever.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I can't hear you, I returned the hearing aid to my wife. 
 Response 1: She said the man does this every Sunday, Henry, every fucking Sunday. 
 Response 2: I think you're paraphrasing, very liberally.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, Mr. and Mrs. Simmons, it's a boy. Look, he looks - if I may say, I've never said this before, he looks like a very enterprising baby.? 
 Response 1: Well, I just hope he does something with his mind. I hope he goes out in the world and changes things. 
 Response 2: It's very intimidating.  My wife is easily intimidated.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The lady doesn't seem interested in you, pal. 
 Response 1: How could they take everything away from you? Your bag, your pants, and now your whole flight? 
 Response 2: Clearly she's interested in me buying her a drink.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Okay, Arthur. Sit on the giant toilet in the middle of the islands. 
 Response 1: OK, but I want everyone to know that you guys stink, I'm great. I'm Arthur. History will judge me the right way. 
 Response 2: That was back when this was just an orange grove that people would tour.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Some of them are pointing at us over there in that glass-walled waiting room. 
 Response 1: Good. That's where a woman belongs. 
 Response 2: I don't like this one bit. I can't eat my Chicken Kung Ping.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Josiah, I believe this person is putting on some kind of act. There's no way this person isn't feeling how warm it is outside. 
 Response 1: Is it because of my purple hair? 
 Response 2: It's obvious we're all covered in sweat.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I work in the gift shop, you think I want to be dealing with this? 
 Response 1: See, Sherry told you not to be in here using the computer, Vlad. 
 Response 2: I don't know why we're the only ones.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Now listen, I know we don't get out of the orphanage because of your lack of of sight and hatred of the sun. But today we get to breathe fresh air. 
 Response 1: It feels so good on my eye craters. 
 Response 2: Wow! You own everything in this office? 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Councilman Jeffers and Jaspers, the motion before you is we have a new employee, Larissa and my son, Pastor St. Augustine is very taken with her. 
 Response 1: Oh, the motion of your notion seems to imply there's a little lotion in the ocean. 
 Response 2: My mama kind of gave up the reigns real soon because she was a dreamer. She's a pretty woman.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: These children are very smart. You need to be able to fool them. 
 Response 1: OK. Let's get started then. My mom will be so proud when she finds out I'm a dentist. 
 Response 2: Yes, you're still fired. The parents are furious that their children turned into birds.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I mean, as far as I'm concerned, cat's aren't the only olives alive. 
 Response 1: See? Cats are not olives, Larry. This is serious, he's delusion. 
 Response 2: I guess I am, yeah. I was kind of hoping that I wasn't, but I'm pretty sure I've been by here before.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There are other places for you to live. Why, we're looking right now at where the nuclear plant was. It seems as though there's acreage that you can have. 
 Response 1: Didn't that have three meltdowns last month? 
 Response 2: I'm in the audience, does that mean I have to do something?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, I'm sorry. This seat is taken. I already have a seat mate next to me. 
 Response 1: It's true, he is trying to set an example for his daughter. 
 Response 2: That's OK Clinton, I'm good. I might just ride this out in the lavatory.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I've never done shrooms before. 
 Response 1: OK, here. Take all my money. 
 Response 2: If you buy two bags, you get a free dippin dots.
Output: Response 2