niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: The paper says "from now on, everybody is everything." 
 Response 1: Well, there are a lot of used condoms here. So of course, there's gotta be a koala nearby somewhere. In my experience, that's been true 100% of the time. 
 Response 2: How is that enforceable? It's a law?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Honesty tree, I've never spoken to you before, but I'm worried about my friend. 
 Response 1: Yeah, well we can't all be in construction, building churches. 
 Response 2: I've been wanting to tell you about Gerald for a long time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Bill, I don't know you very well. You seem like the kind of man who is really trying to to make sense of this mess. Can you explain how I was able to get off the plane and go to Orange Julius and steal an orange julius for my beloved husband? 
 Response 1: Well, I mean, if we're not running away together, why not? 
 Response 2: That's a great question, Delorians. If you look at that orange julius you're holding, you'll see that it's a rolled-up skymall catalog that you just dumped some orange juice into.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, listen. Don't tell them about me. They shouldn't know that I'm a talking spider in here. 
 Response 1: Hey, you gave me one of your legs, so that's like a bond for life. 
 Response 2: I'm sorry... and where do I know you from?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, I'm from lore. Which means I'm a mythical creature. 
 Response 1: Oh, like the chupacabra or the loch ness monster? 
 Response 2: Why are the windows condensating? What is going on?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Excuse me, sir. Are these the only two seats on the train? 
 Response 1: OK, well listen. I got a guitar, I gotta a can-do attitude, and I'm real small. Any suggestions? 
 Response 2: These are the last two seats on the train. There's no room in any other car. So the four of you will have to decide who sits in the train car.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We should make him pay us the amount of money that was in the jackpot. 
 Response 1: He knows what he did. He asked me if he could finish that cookie. 
 Response 2: Well, the timing could't be more perfect. Check out these pamphlets.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Listen, I'm just saying that we can be roommates. That's just where the relationship ends.  
 Response 1: Yeah, and give me back my eyelashes. 
 Response 2: The deed is in my name. You had me sign these papers.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Are you sure a lot of people call me denture man. 
 Response 1: My honey and I woke up and I suggested that we have a TV day because we haven't done it in so long. 
 Response 2: That isn't exactly true, they are calling you adventure man, as in it's always a horrible adventure talking to you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Sorry I'm late.  Did I miss much of the tour? 
 Response 1: Yeah, well, you missed the sprinkles over there.  That's Felix.  He's my dad. 
 Response 2: OK. Classic backdoor passive aggression move.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Denise, you prayed for all those things I just gave you? 
 Response 1: I did. Not in that order, but yes, I prayed for them. 
 Response 2: You gave me like three pages of copy. There's not way I can get all of that out.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We have breaking news. If you bought a counter from Hard Soft Counters in the last 30 years, you are in grave danger of either spontaneous human combustion or vaporization. 
 Response 1: Grandma, the counter's bending because of how much pressure you're putting on it. 
 Response 2: Sweetheart, that's my counter. That's where I got my counter.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Sven, you are so lucky to be absorbing all of this. Every time he sweats you must drink it. 
 Response 1: He's been teaching me some things. But, I have my own art that I wanted to put up if that's cool. 
 Response 2: A full goat? Like, you're just standing on a goat?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Lynn, darling. I feel as if we have to do some sort of warm up exercises before we go out on stage tonight. 
 Response 1: In my background, we did a lot of improv games. Perhaps we can do a little bit of pass the clap. 
 Response 2: I am. I'm thinking that we should all create a musical group, like Abba.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Can we just have the birthday boy, this is just tradition, birthday boy can you tell us once again about the most famous logger you ever met? 
 Response 1: Surprised y'all even want to hear it, I told it some many times. His name was Giant Carlos the Foothills. 
 Response 2: I don't think so, but it's just one of those things we disagree on. We do have a lot of disagreements.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We're having some difficult conversations about life and mortality. 
 Response 1: Oh, this early in the morning? 
 Response 2: I grow weary of being the God over so many systems of life.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, well, welcome to Cold Stone. 
 Response 1: Hey look, I know that you make your ice cream on a stone. Can I get some of that stone in the ice cold ice cream? 
 Response 2: But it originated with Phish, because of the longer concerts.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: She's finally grown into her hanker-chief shirt that she's worn for years. She was horrifically underdeveloped for quite a long time. 
 Response 1: You used to have to stand out in the sun. Now, you can just plug this thing in. 
 Response 2: I was. They called me the Jackie Tohn of my age.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I feel lightheaded. I've lost too much blood. 
 Response 1: We will crush you. Soon, no American little tiny boy will be able to go on a soul quest once I acquire that invisible pen and sign all of the documents necessary to ensure that the third Reich lasts for 1,000 years. 
 Response 2: I'll take this scarf and take a tourniquet around her leg and oh my god, that's so much blood.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: .....Anyway, I said to cut off the head. I'm not sure why you're laughing. That's not a joke. 
 Response 1: Yeah, Toilet Island was the last real show. There are really toilets and there are really islands. 
 Response 2: Ohhh, that's a sad way to put your dog down. We're laughing through the pain.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, from beep bop beep bop Benjamin Brown's Tire and Rotation Auto Parts? 
 Response 1: That's right. We're currently being sued by Brubble and Brown. For copyright infringement on their theme song. But we did it first. It's just we were underground. 
 Response 2: The spikes? They're very nice. I've never seen anything like it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't know if you can be my husband. You're not real. 
 Response 1: You do look terrific, that's true. 
 Response 2: That makes me the best husband. Do I snore? No, I don't. Do I hog the covers? No. Do I ever tell you that you don't look beautiful? That's right. I'm Ricardo. I should be your husband.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I have wonderful news. My family just won a cruise! Blanche, I was going to invite you on the cruise. You see, I just left my wife, and my son needs a mother before he goes to Clemson. He can't be at Clemson without a mother. 
 Response 1: Here's the thing, Mr. Nelson Nelson Sr. I've been unhappily married for a long time. I would be honored to go on a cruise with you. 
 Response 2: God damn it, you're never going to be a professor of philosophy. You tried and it didn't work out.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Tina, I'm worried about Junior. 
 Response 1: I don't think he's looking too well these days. 
 Response 2: Like sneak up on them like a velociraptor from the periphery.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Murnice, will you marry me? 
 Response 1: No, I was not prepared. I'm sorry that I called in in a fit of peak. 
 Response 2: I haven't even cried at this gravestone. Yes, I will marry you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What you don't know is that each time you die. I die of a broken heart. Then I come back to life before you do and I bury you. Then I dig you back again when it's time. 
 Response 1: You were right under my nose, but you should have been under Darlene's nose. 
 Response 2: I did not know that because I never asked. Because there are no questions in Maine, but only broken hearts.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The court will now hear the case of Morisette v Morisette. 
 Response 1: OK, Rodger. Be that way, but uh, if I see you I'm throwing a drink in your face first. 
 Response 2: I'm sorry, sir. I'm tired because I was up all night  filming that episode of Sex in the City, where I kissed Sarah Jessica Parker.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This is the kinda counter material you need. We can have this made for you in the next five minutes. 
 Response 1: Amazing. I'm going to give you $1000 for the counter. 
 Response 2: Timothy, will you mop all this up for me?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I wanted to go into business with you and your parents but I can no longer do that. 
 Response 1: No, I'm just very intuitive. Tina taught me so much in her acting classes. 
 Response 2: Mr. Thompson, is there any way I can make this right? Look, I brought a bag of freshly boiled bagels.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Bob, are you taking this woman's order? I hope she's paying full price like every customer in Margaritaville. 
 Response 1: You saying "craisins" made it move. 
 Response 2: Yes, Mr. Timmins. Of course she is.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I've got to get to a shrink or something. Something's not right. I'm not myself. I never used to have these sexual thoughts. And then all of a sudden I see one poster of a man without pants on and you've gotten into my mind like some kind of worm. 
 Response 1: That's right. Now I'm here to stay like the sexiest worm that ever got inside the apple of a mind. 
 Response 2: I know, it's been a while. I'm only six. I was born with you dying.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My wife won't even us an Alka Seltzer because she thinks the bubbles are evil. 
 Response 1: The page that the newscaster reads at nine o' clock news. 
 Response 2: They are. Each one is a soul that is going to hell.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Chuck, not only will I never underestimate you again, but I am going NOT to have Ken kill you with a machete. 
 Response 1: You'e always thinking of me. I really appreciate that. I knew you would come through for me. 
 Response 2: So you decided to be two people? Are you merely two people or are there other personalities? 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There's one thing i've always wanted. It's the respect of my inferior officer and and now that I have it I couldn't be happier. 
 Response 1: It doesn't really sound like you can speak at all. Did you cut your tongue off as a baby? 
 Response 2: You got it. You've been above average-alright.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, wait, the sleeping bags - they're puppet sized. I guess we'll put a foot in them? 
 Response 1: Of course they're puppet sized. I'm a puppet. What do you think I sleep in? 
 Response 2: Humans, Martians, Slap people. The Slap people hate theater.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Guys, my wedding is a-traditional. I don't want to be defined by having an other. So this is my wedding for me. 
 Response 1: And also a funeral for your uncle. 
 Response 2: Siri, what is the plastic thing nurses attach to wrists when patients are flying?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yeah, I told you I was using my shirt to take the water to go to my own park, which is not yet open. 
 Response 1: I'm going to ask you to return all the water. 
 Response 2: OK, you gotta wolf down those brownies.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, that must have been my mistake. I thought it was in the back room, but I lost my mind and put the coffee in the bathroom. 
 Response 1: Are you ready to mingle? 
 Response 2: To be fair, Nelson, the bathroom is in the back.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, you see, Jesus really had it pretty good in the Peanut Butter Dimension. 
 Response 1: I guess so, I mean, he did have nails driven through his hands and feet. 
 Response 2: I don't know why I told Mr. Millionaire he could juggle when I know for sure he can ride a bike and solve logic puzzles.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What if we also kill pets during this show? 
 Response 1: I think that is overstepping the line. I think the Rookie has a question that  is a little bit more polite. 
 Response 2: I like it. I sincerely feel as though pets have it coming. So, it may not be as much of a shock to the audience.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Doctor, I really want my husband to be here for the birth of our baby. 
 Response 1: If you want the baby to be a Libra, you better start pushing. 
 Response 2: Oh, when you said you were half lobster, I didn't realize you meant that it's split back and front.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Doug, we've had some complaints about your work lately. 
 Response 1: Well, you know, he's 23. 
 Response 2: They're wrong. Unless they say I'm too good.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We're cool as long as nothing gets in the way of my self preservation. 
 Response 1: That's one of the more sociopathic things that you've said. 
 Response 2: I'm gonna start pulling up its roots since we don't have to hear it scream in pain anymore.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I understand, looking at you, why you'd be mistaken as a professional actor. 
 Response 1: It's hard to tell. The one keeps screaming and the other one's voice already sounded like that, so it's hard to tell. 
 Response 2: Oh, thank you. I've been told I have one of those faces.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I didn't think you would take me to a Color Me Mine.  I thought we were going to go to Paris, or some shit. 
 Response 1: You said you started reading The Artist's Way and you wanted to start making stuff! 
 Response 2: Ok, hey, you don't get to say that, she's not your friend.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, you didn't hear? St. Olaf's burned down. 
 Response 1: Where have I been? How did I miss that in the news? 
 Response 2: He's all scaring us, Beatrix.  We're terrified of him.  He's changed.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Did you happen to paint any pictures of Thomas Edison? 
 Response 1: Yes, this is the open call for the dentistry for my mouth. 
 Response 2: I took a picture. I was walking past a church and they made a picture in the windows there.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Now, your wife told me two weeks ago that you supposed to buy her a blasted dress, and you forgot to buy her the blasted dress. 
 Response 1: Yeah, look at him saying heroine ruined him and that it's an epidemic. 
 Response 2: Yes, I did, I did. I had a lot on my mind, what with my job and all.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Boys, what brings you to home? 
 Response 1: To be honest, mama, we just weren't sure if you were alive or not. 
 Response 2: What if they take their shoes off? The Japanese and other Asians do that to maintain cleanliness.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We never did forget the Captain. 
 Response 1: We're going to need several of these for the spaceship. 
 Response 2: That's right. We never did. We've met every year on the day since then.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You are responsible for Bacon-Chest Twinkies? 
 Response 1: Not just that!  I also added lotion to toilet tissue.  I got a lot of ideas for every industry, but food is my heart. 
 Response 2: We are police. Police that are out on the street in uniforms with cars.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mr. and Mrs. Naven transformed their antiquities porch into a bedroom. 
 Response 1: Right, I am not passing any judgement into having or not having an antiquities porch. 
 Response 2: Oh, well, I kinda hope it's true. I'm sorry, but I'm not sorry.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Surely all of us are anti socialized and friendless enough that we can absolutely decipher the map. 
 Response 1: Yeah, we're basically cartographers. 
 Response 2: Let me put it on real quick. I have no depth perception.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Captain, you're already on board with living in the whale's belly? 
 Response 1: I'm pretty good at talking about exactly what my life is with no jokes attached. 
 Response 2: Well, we've got ample food. All we have to do is scrape some blubber from the wall any time we're hungry. That will regenerate.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Marcus, let me tell you something. Gerald's out. And I told him everything I felt about you. And that's that you're a no good, lying piece of shrimp. It's been boiling up inside me like, chlorophyll. The chlorophyll inside me has been boiling up. 
 Response 1: Oh, like instead of blood boiling. Since you're a tree. 
 Response 2: Oh this? I cut myself. I was shaving in there with a knife.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I can't wait for us to get up there and enjoy the plushness. 
 Response 1: You guys, calm down. I'm dating him. 
 Response 2: Yeah right have some real cheetos and some plush sumptuousness.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Here it is, the paper. My paper from my pocket. 
 Response 1: I've got umm just this piece of string so can I brorrow the money from you? 
 Response 2: Your majesty, read the scroll aloud.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Stay here and I will tend to your wounds. You may have a concussion, you know. 
 Response 1: It is! The whole time. This is like our spot. 
 Response 2: You saved me, I can't thank you enough. You're a hero.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, this casserole is made of a compressed, nutrient algee base. It's something that we've grown here ourselves. It's made primarily from our breath and the natural molds that occur. 
 Response 1: Yes, I can laugh in the face of danger or death. 
 Response 2: It's really delicious. I can taste the chlorophyll.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Since you found the pinata stick, it's now your quinceañera. 
 Response 1: That's right. Our daughter will turn up eventually. She run away all the time. 
 Response 2: Oh, well, I kinda hope it's true. I'm sorry, but I'm not sorry.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You got me to stop smoking that pipe. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I mean it was a book that I just read out loud to you. 
 Response 2: I am too. If this was supposed to teach us a lesson we were supposed to learn about being careful what we wish for, I'm feeling pretty great about it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: If you can, on your way to Staples, I need to drop this off at the DMV. I have an appointment, but I think I'm gonna be late. It's just a change of address. 
 Response 1: What? How's Maybelline gonna change your address? This is crazy. She's married to the daddy-master. 
 Response 2: I sprout hair. And I grow a little bit. Just a little bit. Two inches.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I think you stumbled on a good idea that sounded very fun. There would be a lot of opportunities for different voices from the different actors. 
 Response 1: Believe me, I know. I think that sounds great. But that is not what we got invited to. 
 Response 2: Hold on, Carol. Don't twist this.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You seem very angry. 
 Response 1: Well, I'm sorry. My husband is missing. My children are missing. Am I the only one who is authentically upset that I'm in the belly of a whale? 
 Response 2: I do agree. It took me a second to say it again out loud to realize that sweat can glow like a star.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're just like your grandfather. He was a sociopath and I loved him to pieces. 
 Response 1: It was like a fruit roll up. 
 Response 2: Whoa, you guys really have a weird bond going on here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Honey, I feel remorse. I feel like we made a terrible mistake by not accepting Hank's proposal. 
 Response 1: I feel like we should have gone with him because that would have been remote business. 
 Response 2: I know you're from North Carolina, but please, let's not get into that.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You know what I don't like in movies? This kind of minimal violence, like someone gets their arm taken off. Yeash. That's much worse than somebody getting, like, dead. 
 Response 1: Do you know what I hate? When they re-write famous speeches like happened in Selma. They couldn't get the rights to Dr. King's speeches so they just made up some speeches. I bet Coca-Cola owns the rights to those speeches. 
 Response 2: That's true. Maybe we could make these possessive ghost murders a selling point for the club.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I just want to take a moment to say, Edgar, you could have just said something instead of doing this whole show for me. 
 Response 1: I know, I got the guilt in me. The guilt runs deep and I can't say my feelings. I can't communicate to you what I want. 
 Response 2: I'm sorry. Who are you sir? We haven't met.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: If you'll just open the door for me, I'll be on my way. 
 Response 1: That's right. Don't be afraid. I've had some things happen to me, but one day I'll grow up to be a formidable killer, I bet. 
 Response 2: Look at this ghostly door. We will open it for you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That was really beautiful singing. 
 Response 1: Oh, Fred, thank you so much. I just have to take these shower breaks to get it all out. 
 Response 2: Humans, Martians, Slap people. The Slap people hate theater.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You. We never thought we'd see you again. You're the reason the Olympics have been dead for 40-something years. 
 Response 1: They stopped doing the Olympics altogether because I ran away? 
 Response 2: You know what? I thought that was a hot tub, but yeah, it's a coffin.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Doc, what do you think. He's got this thing attached to him. It's pretty gross, right? 
 Response 1: Son, I had so much business to attend to.  Count stuff.  Biting people's necks. 
 Response 2: Yeah, but I think he'll be fine. What could go wrong? I mean, I had a deer tick once and I got Lyme Disease briefly, and then I got rid of it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Look guys, I'll level with you. Rita tried to kill me in there. We had an alliance that went south. 
 Response 1: I'm so glad I didn't have sex with her. This is not the first time I've promised to have sex with somebody who's threatened to kill other people. 
 Response 2: Yeah, but you're dead.  You might as well give up your secrets.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We thought we moved to the area of the venue, where we didn't have to worry about being loud. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I know. I followed you up here. 
 Response 2: I'm a little worried this is above my... I'm the social media manager for this aquarium. I just don't think this falls into my category.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Do you love her? Is it a her? 
 Response 1: Yes it is a her. She is ridiculously beautiful too. 
 Response 2: He tore their mustaches off!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I feel like some of the African American faculty over there has gotten a bit uppity. So, I'm going to hold back on the toilet paper for this next quarter. 
 Response 1: I always forget about that third guy. Do we even know he was there? You never see him. 
 Response 2: That affects everyone if you do that. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yes, I would like you to go find Chuck, Demetrius. How about we go together. It will be like old times. Remember? 
 Response 1: Yes, us chasing your ex. Fine, we can go together. I just lost my job, but I have a few shackles saved. 
 Response 2: I mean, I know how to pick locks because I used to be a criminal.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I have a woman here that says she was married to Sam Houston when he was going by the name Robbie Houston. 
 Response 1: I had four children with him. We were living in Mexico. He said he had a business opportunity down there and so we moved down there. He never aged. It was so weird. 
 Response 2: Well, that's a good question. Sometimes I feel a little telekinetic-y. Like I can move something with my mind.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I had my own company and transformed buildings into bird houses. 
 Response 1: If we take the time to report this. We'll probably end up having to answer a lot of questions to the police. Then we don't have to paint my mom's kitchen. 
 Response 2: We could lock these children in them and call them the Birds of Akron.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This is Karen. She's newly back in the work force. 
 Response 1: I had a terrible accident. I hurt my hip. 
 Response 2: Alright, a lady's got a right to stand on the corner.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're actually rising into the air, Geum. 
 Response 1: You used to have to stand out in the sun. Now, you can just plug this thing in. 
 Response 2: I feel wonderful. I'm so full of sugar and joy.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Most people say you can't put electronics in the dishwasher, but that is wrong. 
 Response 1: They also say you can't put them in your mouth. 
 Response 2: I'm not sure. I just sneezed.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What if, in order to right this old wrong, we get on what I assume is your scooter, because this is Madrid. And he artfully respectfully stops at a stop sign here, and you can watch it and feel satisfied, will that kill your murderer urge? 
 Response 1: It's tricky because it's a different class of vehicles. So thetest you have to take is not exactly the same. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I'm Doris. There's my dog. I've missed him so much.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mr. Brown, you are a mean teacher for bringing us to this parrot zoo, knowing that there are no  parrots here. 
 Response 1: Yeah, well, you can't control genetics. You know? 
 Response 2: Charisma, don't crumple up the poem that you wrote for Mr. Brown. He might redeem himself later.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The man is drunk. You two were having an affair and you used a binder and all of a sudden it was OK. 
 Response 1: There had been very few sexual advances made in binderism. 
 Response 2: That's right. As citizens and voters, we're equal.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's all in the book. The national Iceland book that we all live by. 
 Response 1: It says that, to make the customers comfortable, you should use American southern dialect. Which is what I do. 
 Response 2: Yeah.  Yeah, it's going to be amazing.  So, people love sushi, and they love just hanging out chatting with friends.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yes, well, my teacher was wondering if you might come to class with me one of these Wednesdays and talk to the kids about your contraptions. 
 Response 1: Oh, you know about my Wednesdays. It's one of my days of the week. I'm busy. 
 Response 2: Oh, well, a lot of times I like the context of a joke in terms of what period, so then I know the vernacular of what the joke is told in. 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Dad, you're the coolest. Thanks for getting me out of that stupid clarinet bullshit. Is that okay if I say that? 
 Response 1: Oh look, he dropped money. 
 Response 2: Of course it is. I wish you'd curse more around me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Are you Doris's dog? You know, Doris, the person that gives you food. 
 Response 1: Oh, yeah. Food person. Yeah, she's nice. 
 Response 2: That's right, but it's lighter than a feather. 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You guys should just open that bathroom door if you want to talk to us. It's weird. We're like talking through the door and can't even see you. 
 Response 1: OK. Good, because we've reached kind of an impasse. 
 Response 2: They've never been outside of their house in Malibu before, Tiptop.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Not a day goes by that I don't wake up feeling tricked. 
 Response 1: Every single day in Narnia? What's the earliest trick you can remember? 
 Response 2: Oh, so I guess you've made peace with it. Don't lead with that when you meet people though.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I thought I was the shit, but it turns out I can only create shit. 
 Response 1: I thought it was the whale we're stuck inside blowing water through its hole. 
 Response 2: That's pretty poetic.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He's doing the juggling, but I think it's killing him. 
 Response 1: Oh my god. Now he's only a foot long tapeworm. He cut himself in half with the chainsaw. 
 Response 2: Oh i see, yeah, you can hang it right on the rat fur coat hook on the wall there, it's just for rat furred coats.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hi, sorry we're late. We were having a bit of a kissing party in the lavatory. 
 Response 1: Hey, Gavin. 
 Response 2: Yes, I hope no one minds. We were just kissing each other in the lavatory.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Watch, I can turn into anything. Hey, look at me. 
 Response 1: This sounds crazy, but I met you at a book signing at Barnes and Noble years ago. 
 Response 2: Oh my god, Ralph's been transformed into a cat.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, it does sound like that counseling paid off, but I will take that hot pink blanket. 
 Response 1: All right.  It's your funeral and possibly the funeral of your children. 
 Response 2: OK, I mean I don't have any cash, but I have some stuff that could be considered valuable.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Todd, what did I tell you about discussing the sexual practices of people in this high school? 
 Response 1: Welcome nice and proper from you. I'd like to buy a bike or two. 
 Response 2: I just like guessing who is a virgin and who isn't.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: My dog was in good shape when I got him. He's really falling apart now. 
 Response 1: How long as he been on life support? 
 Response 2: No, I've done many science fairs before back in Deutschland and also at the home of my husband, Seal.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What's the deal with the teeth. They are enormous. 
 Response 1: Baby teeth. You know how they grow in other countries? They are just bigger than your countries baby teeth. 
 Response 2: I relabeled all the table numbers different numbers so the hostesses got confused.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm very sleepy and big noises, loud noises, really upset me. 
 Response 1: Then this is the blender for you. You're going to think it's not even plugged in. 
 Response 2: I'm bringing the grease so they can cook.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Kids having speech impediments are the reason why their parents signed them up for the sport of fencing to begin with. 
 Response 1: It's Palm Springs. You're at an outdoor pool. It's pretty warm. 
 Response 2: It's disgusting.  I can hear them slobbering and mumbling through their wire mesh masks.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We've been falling on some hard times. 
 Response 1: Oh, Jonathan. So you sold your dryer? How much did you get for it? 
 Response 2: Looks like the gang's all here, cool. But we're still missing one person. Donna. Remember Donna? I heard she fell into the grand canyon.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This place is nowhere near the status of Greg's golf course. 
 Response 1: Oh, I miss Greg's. You know, I'm supposed to be at Greg's right now. 
 Response 2: I'd love to ask them some questions.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh boy I feel like a real jerk now for not going to the funeral and singing the funeral song. 
 Response 1: Maybe the rain will let up, you know. Maybe someone else knows the song. Do you think it's going to be a big service? 
 Response 2: Thank you, Maybelline. I feel like I whittled it down really well.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is interesting. This play's taking a turn. It's no Noises Off, but they're breaking character - breaking the fourth wall - though they're not really addressing us. 
 Response 1: Relax, my darlings. None of you will go prison. You'll be eyes and ears around the woods, running around and hitting people with bones, and bringing back their treasures to our lair. 
 Response 2: What a refreshing twist. I'm coming around on it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Would you like some very spongy popcorn? 
 Response 1: Thank you, my dear. May I also get one of those biscottis? 
 Response 2: You know what?  I'm just so hot.  It's a code one hundred, so it's, like, so hot in these suits.  I'm just going to take some of our complimentary Gatorade that we get here for working for free.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Now, you don't have anesthetic, but you have moonshine. Wonderful. 
 Response 1: Yep, you can eat all you want at the buffet in the hospital inside a convention center in Scottsdale, Arizona on the hottest day of the year and you can still sleep with anybody you want to. 
 Response 2: Yes, all you need to do is chug it down and we'll get started on your treatment.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's me, Monsieur Foothill. Is this your logging town, my friend? 
 Response 1: Why yes, it is. I'm so happy that you're here visiting on my birthday of all days. 
 Response 2: I set up a hypothesis, that the wall was strong enough. Tested it. Turned out to be right. With an unintended conclusion that the helmet was not quite strong enough.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Not so fast. Why are you calling me the asshole of the group? 
 Response 1: Oh, you're a dummy then. 
 Response 2: Tad, everyone knows if there's an actor in a group, that's the asshole.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's piano, not pian-er. You're one of those people who adds an unnecessary 'er' to the end of certain words. It's very troubling. 
 Response 1: Sometimes-er I do-er. It's a free country-er. Now I'm going to do it out of spite-er. 
 Response 2: All the wineries have gone bust since the law that all wine must be given away for free was enacted.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mr. LaCroix, these pants are specially made to keep your cheese moist. 
 Response 1: Do I have multiple pockets? I like to carry many kinds of cheese with me. 
 Response 2: That's why I always wear opera gloves. So that can't happen to me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I was reading in a book once that if you dig around the wrong cactus it could unleash some evil spells. What if we make the wrong decision and ruin the town even more than it's already ruined? 
 Response 1: Can I be honest with you? Given the little you know about my home life, do I have anything to lose? I don't care about the stupid town. 
 Response 2: Yeah, because I can fit my whole face in there!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Denise, I heard from the other teachers that your performance in their classes is suffering, as well.  I also heard there was an incident in the gymnasium. 
 Response 1: Well, yeah.  We were all in the gymnasium and everybody said, "Hey, Denise, turn around!"  So, I did, and then they all just hit me with their balls. 
 Response 2: Oh, we're both doctors. Can we help you? Are you in actual danger?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: If you have good props, you can do whatever you want. 
 Response 1: Will any of these props help me shrink a bunch of people? 
 Response 2: Baby, that's what marriage is.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yield. Yield! 
 Response 1: I know who you are too and now everyone knows how we both are. 
 Response 2: That fight was unbelievably fast. You just bounced right off of her shoulder.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Nurse, prep the Doctor for flight. 
 Response 1: Doctor, I'm going to attach this little thing to your wrist for safety. 
 Response 2: Oh, yes. We've been in session for two weeks.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: A co-worker called me and said you might need someone to talk to.  
 Response 1: How hard can it be to pronounce? It's just a letter. 
 Response 2: I grow weary of being the God over so many systems of life.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm interested in your nudes. I don't have long to live. Consider it make a wish. 
 Response 1: Hi Irv. You've got a great body. 
 Response 2: You can see all of my nudes. I printed them out in sort of a coffee table book and bound it with  leather.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: OK, um, well everything looks... wait, what is that on the counter? 
 Response 1: It's not a tapeworm. I promise. 
 Response 2: I dared him to, but I didn't think he'd actually do it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Tad, everyone knows if there's an actor in a group, that's the asshole. 
 Response 1: Oh, yeah. Food person. Yeah, she's nice. 
 Response 2: Yeah, like the way you talk to your parents and tell them everything. We had this plan going for awhile, we were going to do a fun thing together, we were going to be independently wealthy, we were going to get our own house with a fire pole in it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I just came up to tell you that if you plan to move back into the great seats in front of me, I'd like you to be quiet and respectful of Yngwie Malmsteen, who happens to be a person by the way. 
 Response 1: Right, but he's up there with a whole band. So, we thought the whole band was also his name, like Dave  Matthews Band. 
 Response 2: Okay. I have a lot of money under my mattress.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Did you ever pick the lock? Do you know how? 
 Response 1: I was just about to. I was so close and then we would have got those documents. 
 Response 2: It's what I do. I'm a state fair janitor.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Gregor, Svetlana, Igor - come. We're going to say sing Happy Birthday. 
 Response 1: Ketchups don't marry each other at all. Marry ketchups means mixing them together. Look what I'm doing here. 
 Response 2: Remember, we cannot sing Happy Birthday from Mildred and Benny Hill, we have to sing pre-approved, royalty-free TGIFriday version that we all know very well.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Still not clear how a regular sized tapeworm is able to ride and operate child's bike. 
 Response 1: All right, I'll try it the other way around, but I don't like my chances, y'all. 
 Response 2: Look, I don't question miracles mama and papa.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I can only imagine the hell that's going on on that plane right now. 
 Response 1: Oh, honey. You feel so much. You are such a good man. 
 Response 2: When life gives you chili peppers, you make chili.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What are you seeing in your dream, Tony? 
 Response 1: You're gonna do what you want to do anyway, so go ahead. 
 Response 2: I'll have two six inch meatball subs.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We're completely out of the LaCroix familly water. Within a day, this business will be no longer. 
 Response 1: Mr. Cruthers, Mr. LaCroix is on his way up here right now. 
 Response 2: So that's what they call you guys? Olympic athletes from Russia. But you're not part of the Russian team?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You say stalactite, I say stalagmite. 
 Response 1: Those are two totally different things. You should write a song about that. 
 Response 2: Just getting some ice. Filling it up from the fountain. I'm terrified. Never had a gun pointed at me before.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: All right, Rocko, we gotta get in this car quickly. We gotta get that placard. 
 Response 1: We had a good run, but look, we're eccentric millionaires. 
 Response 2: Alright, one the count of three I'll pry the door open.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You know I've been stressed out about my wife. 
 Response 1: I know. Hey listen, Jonathan, I want to say I appreciate you calling me whenever your wife goes to work so we can have this place all to ourselves. The acoustics in your house are fantastic. 
 Response 2: Oh, sure. We can do a natural history, science and military.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Let me just - just, devil's advocate. If you are a human, how do we explain that to people after smoking your human body? 
 Response 1: I bet Roger could give that explanation pretty good. 
 Response 2: Yes, yes. We do worship Satan here, so that's let me just clear that up right now.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It makes me feel warm in my cold, cold chest. 
 Response 1: When you get cold, I get scared that you're dead. 
 Response 2: I'd like to point out that what we were talking about was just truth, not gossip.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yes, about that.  Um, birds are all related.  What if something wasn't a falcon exactly, but very close?  Very close. 
 Response 1: Well, I was wondering what you had under this sheet; this sheet over this cage-like shape. 
 Response 2: I've heard of that. The Roast Beef Hotel.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: When I get my car, I would need a lot more headroom. Maybe it would be a convertible. I haven't really thought this through. 
 Response 1: Get her her Pall Malls - she needs a cigarette. 
 Response 2: You could get a convertible and the wind would be in your face and you could just be free.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, Charles. It's been great being your doctor, but I don't deal with losers. 
 Response 1: Also, you're 14, there's no way you should still be seeing a pediatrician. 
 Response 2: Well now I know that. I lost 100 million dollars when I put it on its saddle and it galloped all the way to the bank.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I kissed you back and it was great. I wanted to see you again. 
 Response 1: It's called Strong and Wrong because you say what's wrong when you're strong. 
 Response 2: You did? You didn't say it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You said it's busy, but you both just seem to be sitting here in the break room. You're both playing solitaire. 
 Response 1: Well, we're on break. 
 Response 2: Oh, sure. Do you feel like going into a k-hole?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm thinking a thought. There's a scroll and it says on it - or maybe it's just a piece of paper - how to uncurse the jewels. 
 Response 1: Well it means a lot to me too, Chuck. 
 Response 2: Wait a minute, a scroll? When I was at the ice cream place I wrote down a funny joke on the pocket wallet I have.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yes, we're Bernie and Bernadette Bernsie? 
 Response 1: I got burned by you a couple years ago. You sent those oven mitts back and said they didn't work. 
 Response 2: It's true. It won't hold up your pants, but it is a button that you can adorn your clothing with.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Are you trying to tell us that you invented the grilled cheese sandwich at home when you were a kid? 
 Response 1: Well then, it's going to put quite a damper on that project. Call them and let them know what's going on. 
 Response 2: That's pretty much what I'm saying. Do you have proof that I didn't?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Good sir, kind lady. Do y'all have any questions for this wondrous oracle that I have built to take me into space? 
 Response 1: Well, I just would hope by the time you get it up there there's some science there to be done. Think about the environment, or climate change. Certainly you're not just going up there spending what has to be a billion dollars, or thereabouts, just to see what the shape of Savannah is from space. I feel like the world wide web could tell you that now. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I wish I could yo-yo, but I'd break a window.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Golgatha, I'm not surprised to hear that you're a Marley Gibbs fan. 
 Response 1: You can see my T-shirt, I guess. It's the Marley Gibbs Fan Club Official President. 
 Response 2: I'm not familiar. I have not seen any movies, television shows, or music. I have seen no music in all of the time I have simply been training to be a snow runner. There has been no other life for me!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Your pubes connect to you face? 
 Response 1: Yes. Look. The beard is going up, not down. 
 Response 2: They don't deserve to walk on dirt.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So as you can see, over here we have such a cool selection of different shirts. Now, were you looking for something with a designer or something that's plain? 
 Response 1: Yes, that's right. A lot of people have fun with that, but they have no idea what they look like unless someone takes a photo. 
 Response 2: Since it's a funeral I have to go to, probably plain.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So I'm thinking we should advertise so the people in the neighborhood know we'll ship anything. 
 Response 1: To eat flesh and drink blood. 
 Response 2: For sure. Maybe in the pennysaver?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This is the first customer in thew new regime of our concession stand.  What do we do if gasoline's what this guy wants? 
 Response 1: You've got to give him gasoline, but give him Mitierry Sauce!  That's gasoline, cheese, bell peppers, a baby arm, and two pieces of bacon. 
 Response 2: You mean he was until the whole doping thing right? 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Jeanine, I'd like to talk to you about the improv bake sale. 
 Response 1: Oh, OK. Gosh, is it that time of year again? This is my favorite time of year. 
 Response 2: I wish I could. This place is like a rat's nest.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Tad, I'm saying if you want dogs to stop taking your prosthetic leg, don't be sanding it with beef jerky. 
 Response 1: But then you clearly established you had a wife.  
 Response 2: Well listen, I mean, you got both your legs and they both keep a natural shine to them. Your legs look great. For me, it's worth having the shine beef jerky gives me even if I lose the leg for a couple weeks at a time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I think a problem about them being together is that Rhonda's married to seven men already. 
 Response 1: Leave me the fuck alone. Stop talking to me. 
 Response 2: Yes, but two of them are dead, one of them's a woman, and the other one doesn't love me that much.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm going to smother you to death. Much like you tried to do to your dear grandmother. 
 Response 1: I don't know why I told Mr. Millionaire he could juggle when I know for sure he can ride a bike and solve logic puzzles. 
 Response 2: It was still a very good hug.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What's crazy is I've never felt like I was sassy at all. But you're both saying I'm sassy. 
 Response 1: You're sassy alright. It's in the pitch of voice. No one ever tells someone with a low voice that they're sassy. That's the trick. 
 Response 2: We need him to win a car.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Are you one of those real trolls or are you just someone who has a mental illness that decided to leave society and live underground? 
 Response 1: I used to be an accountant, but now I think of myself as a fictional character learning the different steam pipe structures around the city. 
 Response 2: Oh, I wish I hadn't killed myself before that movie came out. It looked amazing.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Does paper digest or does it come back out as paper? 
 Response 1: Well, I'm fine ever since you broke my daughter's heart and sent her down a trajectory of, well, you're looking at it. 
 Response 2: A little tiny slip of fortune cookie paper? I think it's safe to say that one's gone.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Daniel, I'm sorry, but I'm leaving you for all animals. They don't care if I've forgotten if we dated in Paris or France or Italy or Rome. 
 Response 1: Well, good because you haven't dated any of those animals and they'll never even remember a date that didn't happen. 
 Response 2: Oh, Fred, thank you so much. I just have to take these shower breaks to get it all out.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You could help restore it to its former glory. 
 Response 1: I don't know if we should do that. We gotta kinda follow the rule book here. We just can't kill citizens. 
 Response 2: Artists could express themselves.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I can't go to Fifty Shades Darker with my friend? 
 Response 1: Not with her, she has no jaw. 
 Response 2: Your whole life is being a waiter at Margaritaville?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Let me see your tiny butthole. Pics or it didn't happen. 
 Response 1: He pressed a button on his pants and they lowered. 
 Response 2: They came in and they were like "It's so simple. It's written right on the wall."
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Briff, I feel a need to, uh, to say all of the parts.  Is that okay with you? 
 Response 1: It sounds like that's what you're doing, and I think y'all are gonna make great parents. 
 Response 2: No, that's not okay with me.  That's bullshit.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You are a free vet of lancing. Like, you do it for free? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I will lance your boils for free. 
 Response 2: We're not allowed.  Same thing with the big sodas.  We've so many restrictions.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'd be happy to poison anything you need. 
 Response 1: Oh we know, Priscilla. You're so sweet. You've killed so many people for us. 
 Response 2: I'll even make it a 24 pack, how's that sound?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is it, this has to make me happy. This has to fix everything. 
 Response 1: Chuck, I feel like you're putting a lot on this trip. 
 Response 2: It all makes sense. Your a corn ghost.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Could you please mash down the stuff that's already in the recycling bin, so that the lid closes all the way and I don't have to see the poster sticking out? 
 Response 1: You're gonna have to stick a leg in there and you're going to feel silly, but it's just recycling. So, it's clean. 
 Response 2: This is not in any of the books I remember. We're going to really have to dig deep here.
Output: Response 1