niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: The smooshed eye, is that why you always think the water fountain is gonna turn into a spider monkey? 
 Response 1: There's a baptism at three. 
 Response 2: Well, it looks like that to me sometimes, yes. The faucet does bear the resemblance to a monkey's face.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Looks like everybody made it. 
 Response 1: Oh, yeah. I'm the regional manager. I've been here three years, did you think I didn't move up the ladder? 
 Response 2: Looks like the gang's all here, cool. But we're still missing one person. Donna. Remember Donna? I heard she fell into the grand canyon.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You know what fresh fish I think you could run for president. 
 Response 1: Nah I don't think so I am going to pursue my career in remodeling Comanche pueblos. 
 Response 2: I just couldn't place you. But now you've really opened my eyes. I can see that I was doing the wrong thing all along. You're welcome to stay here. You and the mongooses, and all these coyotes.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm really not like any of you. I'm a human being. I have feelings and people that love me. 
 Response 1: Yeah, we don't like you. I don't like you. I can't speak for everyone else. 
 Response 2: Yes, you're still fired. The parents are furious that their children turned into birds.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Beverly has to work, Doctor. There's audition is for a pickle company. 
 Response 1: The acid from that pickle could kill her with the state her stomach is in. 
 Response 2: I did, I did. I was very unpopular, man.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You look great in those Ray-bans. 
 Response 1: Thank you very much. I'm blind. 
 Response 2: Absolutely, these children are very smart. You need to be able to fool them.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is a good session of patty cake. 
 Response 1: These are people that gamble and fish? What kinds of things are we talking about? 
 Response 2: Whoever wins, doesn't pay for the beers.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Of course I've been keeping track, do I look like I do not know how to do my job? Are you really accusing me of not knowing how to do my job? 
 Response 1: No one can see you, but thanks for narrating. 
 Response 2: Madeline, if I were to accuse you of not being able to do your job I would, of course, convene the tribunal. As we do according to the book. The Icelandic manual that we all go by here in Iceland.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'll miss my wife until the day I die. 
 Response 1: Look, I have been running a chicken cold storage unit for 75 years. I don't have time to wash a cheese grater. 
 Response 2: You know, I always thought it was cruel that your wife said you gotta make a choice. It's either you set up a hospital suite in her home for a dog who's gonna die anyway, or I leave.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Your ice cream is melting in your hand. Do you want to eat it? 
 Response 1: If it's all melty I shouldn't have to pay for it, right? 
 Response 2: Because of your all Frito diet, you are the healthiest 103 year old on the planet.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Our first bites we delicious. We had several bites. I can't even remember the first one. 
 Response 1: Would you like another chair for your friend here? 
 Response 2: That's the code of the Angels, man.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yeah, everybody knows you can't be on TV with big shoes. But you changed all that. 
 Response 1: Yeah. I named myself first, then raised myself. I didn't know what names were because I was in the woods by myself. But I liked the sound of a clap. 
 Response 2: That's right. I made it my signature move. Having shoes on.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Why didn't you just leave the garage if no one was working? 
 Response 1: Here, I have a purse full off Starbucks napkins. 
 Response 2: I couldn't get my car out. Have you seen this barricade?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Now, can you assure us that you have enough roast beef this time? 
 Response 1: Is the just the legal disclaimers? 
 Response 2: Sir, I'm glad you asked me that question.  We have so much roast beef that the Beef Council called us and said, "Are you sure you want to do this?"
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I've built up an immunity to strychnine. I'll just take the whole jar if you don't mind. 
 Response 1: It's just some things that I'm transporting from one place to another, that's all. There's no need to pry any further. 
 Response 2: Oh, sure. Consider it your Christmas bonus from me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Captain, can I ask what these people have done to be surveilled on this long con that's going to last for years? 
 Response 1: Here's the thing. Their chief exports is these doughnuts that have become sort a designer doughnuts that everyone loves. But these doughnuts, they do stuff to you. 
 Response 2: We'll consider it a honeymoon special. It's awfully romantic that you want to get her a second towel.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm sorry, I don't feel comfortable with my daughter sitting on your lap as she orders her food. It just doesn't seem right to me. 
 Response 1: But my name's Sandra. I'm the friendliest waitress in all of Freeport. 
 Response 2: My ten children were taken.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It doesn't matter what side of the tracks you're from. The left, the right, above them, you could be below them. 
 Response 1: They used to when I was a young cadet. Psychedelic drugs were a big part of it. 
 Response 2: You could be made of tracks.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: A woman can't be a sheriff. 
 Response 1: That's what I said, Dwayne. I mean, if people saw her walking around with the badge on they'd be like "She's the sheriff?" 
 Response 2: I just want to be sincere. This isn't real. I don't like acting mean like this.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Welcome to Science Food, I'm your host, Marco and right now we're going to make bacon and eggs, but it's going to be like a steam. 
 Response 1: I heard this happened last night. One of them fell asleep. 
 Response 2: I thought about that steam every night when I went to sleep. It almost made me interested in science.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's our fault she's live streaming the robbery because we didn't say no social media. 
 Response 1: Yeah, semiotics is a really tough field. 
 Response 2: We should have made a rule. We should have planned this whole thing better.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh my god, guys, they ordered a Poseidon's Delight. 
 Response 1: Idiots. We're gonna fuck with those guys. 
 Response 2: Jason is seeing if we have a less robust arabica. He's checking.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: They don't give you a different title at the end of elementary school. 
 Response 1: Please don't say blood nut without consent. 
 Response 2: Well, they give you a hard time for being taller than everyone else.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He's got to die. 
 Response 1: That's quite true. Except, I'd never wear Swiss. I'm from England. 
 Response 2: Okay, he will die.  I will make it so nobody will know.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Your hands look like two horses with one too many legs each. 
 Response 1: Like four giraffes fused together, or two double giraffes. 
 Response 2: Why it's true! And these are my children. We call ourselves the Cold Storage Kids.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I just think that if something has vomit on it, then it should be disqualified. 
 Response 1: It did, din't it? It's 3000 feet under the ground. 
 Response 2: What if it the kid has made mold of vomit and then someone vomits upon it because they see it and it's gross?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well I'll just try to stay here and remember that I'm supposed to stay here. Just try to hypnotize myself with this map of the mall. 
 Response 1: Yes, she does and she's clearly typing on an iPad. 
 Response 2: Oh look at that map. It's huge.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, pardon me, am I interrupting sport club? 
 Response 1: There's a lot of lightening shooting around in that thing. Are you sure it's safe? 
 Response 2: You're not interrupting a thing. We were just clubbing the air with our sport clubs.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Young lady, are you lost? You looking for a certain store? 
 Response 1: Yes, it actually did. Fred, it's like your songs have a magical power. 
 Response 2: I am. I've been looking everyone for The Boy's Store. And I can read.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Dr. Hawaii, I'm so sorry, but there's a pig emergency. 
 Response 1: A pig emergency? I'll go right away. Let me get my van. 
 Response 2: And I've never had one.  I would just love to get up there one time up on that balcony.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't want anything because I have friendship and also I'm planning on bashing in your brains and eating your brains and getting my personality back. 
 Response 1: You know what? That's what I want to. You deserve your personality back. 
 Response 2: How much, oh I see right here it says five million dollars, I gotta say that's quite excessive.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're very rude. I'm your father. I'm gonna send you to an all girls military school. 
 Response 1: You wouldn't dare. 
 Response 2: Oh, my god. Edward Scissorbubbles. That's so old.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: One bag of cashews and one thousand pounds of fudge. We only sell it in blocks of a thousand pounds. 
 Response 1: Well, we're flying on Spirit, and I've only got the one bag. I can't take that much on a flight. 
 Response 2: Yes, we're very concerned with cows at the moment.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm gonna try to make something out of these PowerBars. 
 Response 1: It's a lie. I never loved him. I don't know where you would get that from. 
 Response 2: And ration them please. I mean, it's our only food.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm sorry I'm late.  What did I miss of the donut tour? 
 Response 1: Well, you missed the sprinkle section, which is where Felix works.  Felix is my dad. 
 Response 2: It's me, give me a holler. I'm Diddy Kong, I'm Donkey Kong but smaller.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The only thing that makes me madder than having two port-o-potties instead of eight is hearing your dumb ass story about how it was lost. 
 Response 1: Well, I thought that giving you a story would help you understand why you do not have eight and that would help you lessen your anger towards me. 
 Response 2: It's like the future becomes the past, but the past was the future.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So, you want to sacrifice someone that doesn't live here to the sea. 
 Response 1: Yeah, a passing througher you might say. Not a townie. 
 Response 2: OK. So, first you change the signs and everything. Then, you tell the workers that it's changing? That seems out of order.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I feel like I don't know how to relate to people, so I watch what they do and then if I get to know their interests, I'll buy them a poster or something. 
 Response 1: I know. You're really good at that. Sometimes it doesn't make any sense. I don't know why you gave me all of these Yoplait yogurt posters. 
 Response 2: I love power. It's my favorite personality trait.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Robert's wallet is a very large wallet. 
 Response 1: That's like a murse without the strap. 
 Response 2: I think if we rescue this egg salad sandwich right now, someone's going to be very angry.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So, you say you can't read, sir? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I've just devoted my life to mimery, juggling, clowning and other sorts of activities. 
 Response 2: They're dilated, but it's from cocaine and maple syrup, not fear.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Why are you sorry? For me being an idiot? For me not knowing stuff? For me not knowing deep cuts of country? Why are you sorry for what I did? 
 Response 1: I'm sorry for what I did. I looked past you and I see romance and I realized that's all I wanted to see. But, the truth is, Tina, I've always loved you. And seeing these two people here today, in love, it just reminded me of that. I know I see you every day, but they reminded me that I love you, Tina. 
 Response 2: Well, he wouldn't know which direction to run.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So here's a cup of soup. The directions say: pull back top only slightly. Pour hot water into cup of soup up to fill line. Close lid, let sit for 30 seconds. Open lid. Avoid steam. 
 Response 1: Oh, avoid the steam. Can I just tell you how many times I've had a dinner party and I've made soup incorrectly? I'll never make that mistake again thanks to you. 
 Response 2: I'm ready. I've settled everything. I've paid off all my credit cards. I've alerted the library.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I should mention they are drug testing today. In about, I don't know, five minutes. 
 Response 1: Well, that's not going to be a problem because the shot you gave me was only juice. Juice is hardly a drug. 
 Response 2: You can only go down the stairs? They don't go back up?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Why wouldn't you spay your cat, Boingo. Don't you watch The Price is Right? 
 Response 1: It was a girl talk thing. 
 Response 2: That's reckless. Like, 144 cats can come from like one cat. But, whatever. It's fine.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What kind of soup is that? 
 Response 1: It's a chimichurri. It's not really a soup, I guess. 
 Response 2: Oh what's this, a Venmo credit card? That's new.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Our girls, I couldn't be more proud of them. 
 Response 1: What we taught them, it's funny all  those years I thought they weren't listing to us, but turns out they heard every word. 
 Response 2: You don't get to call me Clappy. I'm Claptrap to you. Only Carol can call me Clappy.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: They're in step. This is a choice for the cockroach. 
 Response 1: And look, they're headed right to our front door. 
 Response 2: I did. I had braces and I had head gear. I had to wear the head gear to school and I was brutally bullied.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Liam and Megan, are you worried about the trouble in the hills? 
 Response 1: I am. The hills. I can hear the pre noise of the hills before the hills start to rumble. 
 Response 2: Yes, there's a contract. Maybe you should have checked with me. See, Mamma Bear's coming out.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I should bring that up at the next church meeting. Free piercing would be a great way to get people in the door 
 Response 1: Sort of. I am from French-Germany. 
 Response 2: I'm going to copyright that. That's my idea.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Uh-oh, he's putting on the gloves. He's touching the poached egg. 
 Response 1: He's so unreliable, though. I don't know why you said yes when he offered. 
 Response 2: I wouldn't throw this egg in Tina Turner's face!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, my back feels like it's on fire. What's happening to me? 
 Response 1: Oh, you are very sweaty, sir. 
 Response 2: Murnice. My mother was going to call me Bernice, but she was humming when they got the gift certificate, I mean birth certificate.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Are you scared because there's no electricity around your house? It's very dark? 
 Response 1: Look man, if you buy a bong, I'll tattoo your cat. 
 Response 2: Yeah, that's what it is. And I can't turn on a fan or a toaster, even. I wanted some night toast. Can't have it. Also, the internet doesn't ever work here because of the government, I think.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Settle down, stop rioting. 
 Response 1: That's right. We only won one title. 
 Response 2: Everybody calm down your rioting, although I appreciate the enthusiasm.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Trying to figure out everything that burns is eventually how I died. 
 Response 1: That's right. You went up in that wool fire. 
 Response 2: What kind of accent do they have? Is it specific? I don't want to have to give up my white linen suit.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've been sent to your time, present day I guess, to fix a wrinkle in time that has caused a rupture that has allowed a woman who's not in scripture at all to exist in the garden of Eden. There's a weird, messy, divorce-like situation. 
 Response 1: This is very complex sounding, but it's right up my alley. I'm a scientist and I love time shit. 
 Response 2: Thank you doctors.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Thomas, you have to eat something right now. 
 Response 1: They could drink out of plastic cups that they can't seem to in their god damn hand and then drop them on the floor. 
 Response 2: You should have a gogurt and one of my protein bars.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You also have a red cap on.  It looks like a dwarf's hat. 
 Response 1: Yeah, it's unfortunate.  I wish I would have thought about my outfit choice better before leaving the house.  When I looked in the mirror, I thought I was looking pretty sharp, but now I realize it makes me look like a smurf. 
 Response 2: It's from that new show I've been watching, The Friends.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You don't want to just ease into testing the wall? 
 Response 1: Oh, they're all over. They are touring right now. I saw them at Chaturanga. 
 Response 2: No, science is all about just leaping before you look.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That's an interesting bell you have on your door. Are you guys open? 
 Response 1: Of course, it's during business hours. 
 Response 2: I know Chief Logger from the res.  Everyone knows her.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Let me confer with my brother again in our secret twin language. 
 Response 1: OK. I don't like hearing you talk like that though. It always creeps me out. 
 Response 2: Is this because I don't have anything interesting about my haircut or the way I dress? Sorry I don't dress like you, dad. I'm sorry I'm not unique or sartorial.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's getting really hot. 
 Response 1: Oh, I mean, me too kind of. We were just summertime Buddhists. Were you guys year-round something or others? 
 Response 2: I wish I would have brought water. I thought we would just have some on the way out. Honestly, I thought this was going to be a snap.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, I got all the bags. 
 Response 1: It's about time. Look, you're a good kid. And I think you're doing a pretty good job. But you just seem overwhelmed. 
 Response 2: You were right under my nose, but you should have been under Darlene's nose.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I still love you, but in a different way now. 
 Response 1: They're not allowed to, but that means absolutely nothing here at Knox Berry Farm. 
 Response 2: In a way that you don't want to eat me a cut me up anymore?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well let's look at the label. It says "use once daily." 
 Response 1: It's a suggestion. It's the same as "use as needed." 
 Response 2: Me either. We were totally left out, yet again.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: They can't walk in a straight line anymore. They're useless. 
 Response 1: You know, yes. Marshall, come here. 
 Response 2: They can't walk at all!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I thought you were asking me to do my yo yo trick called The Prayer. Get us through this one, get us up it and down it. Get us left and around it. Amen 
 Response 1: That's all right. I studied science for both of us. 
 Response 2: Amen. That's a beautiful actor's prayer. I haven't heard it before and will surely remember it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I feel as if I'm forgetting more and more things. 
 Response 1: Well, that's why you need a nice break to walk around this open space full of stores. 
 Response 2: Oh my gosh, Cheryl is the name of the lady. Does she have a forked-tongue snake friend who's part devil and part snake?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've misspoken. I've never mistaken Tom Hanks for Collin Hank. 
 Response 1: Oh, no! My Mom's on that ride! It's falling! 
 Response 2: Never, never in your whole life have you made that mistake.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, I'm supposed to go to this funeral. I was going to be the guy who sings the funeral song. 
 Response 1: It's a little ping pong table.  It's the truth. 
 Response 2: Oh, that's important. A lot of people say a soul can't move on until that song's been sung.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Look, at the tube that is descending into the lake. Then the water is ascending through the tube. 
 Response 1: You say stalactite, I say stalagmite. 
 Response 2: Yes, dad, because you really didn't take my note at all.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My inhaler is beautiful. 
 Response 1: It really is and it's so well spoken. 
 Response 2: I went to the store and bought some frozen waffles.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We want 7,000 copies of the comic book. We believe in you. 
 Response 1: This is enough books for the entire state. 
 Response 2: Babe, you are the love of my life. I care about you. You are the sunshine in my fucking life.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I have all these glittery keys. What do you say we let these little devils out. 
 Response 1: I think we just let him get hung out to dry and we pretend that nothing ever happened on our planet. 
 Response 2: Why don't we start with this John Wayne Gacy puppet? He's kind of cute.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Listen, if you win the middle, what song are they going to sing if they can't sing the Russian National Anthem? 
 Response 1: That's the great thing part, you get to choose. 
 Response 2: It's also day into night, you know what I mean? You could be running errands and looking chic and then you go to a fancy opening or whatever.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm in. All in. But you must know I'm cut out of every episode of Shark Tank. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I know. You're all the way to the right in the dark. I've never seen an English person on this show. 
 Response 2: OK. Alfred, you can have this bowl of goldfish.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I like your half face mask. 
 Response 1: Oh, tank you. I'm just doing a phantom thing. There's nothing wrong with my face. It helps people know who I am. 
 Response 2: It's got vomit on it. There's no way she can win now.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You can't pay an exterminator in telling him how you do your chores on the chore wheel. 
 Response 1: I know. You're really good at that. Sometimes it doesn't make any sense. I don't know why you gave me all of these Yoplait yogurt posters. 
 Response 2: What I'm saying is I don't contribute to the ant problem.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, excuse me. Are you the person who left your egg salad sandwich unattended? 
 Response 1: Yeah, but I cracked the window so it wouldn't overheat. 
 Response 2: Yeah, we're just the only ones talking to you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So, your first name isn't Humble? 
 Response 1: Wow, that's a tradition? That sounds great. Count me in. I think I'll go walk around. 
 Response 2: You thought my full name was Humble Blimpsman and I happen to be a blimpsman?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The force of earth is too strong for the force of wind. 
 Response 1: Wasted is a big word for visiting a friend on hospice. 
 Response 2: But, the wind is blowing my own dirt in my eyes. I can't see.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This is Houston, we have a call from you from Earth. 
 Response 1: I'm sorry. Would you like an African parrot? 
 Response 2: If it's my daughter, could you just tell her I'm really busy collecting samples? I don't want to talk to her.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This feels like Peter Pan. 
 Response 1: Yeah, everybody knows you can't be on TV with big shoes. But you changed all that. 
 Response 2: That's right. Believe you can fly with your new wings.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're not going to be frolicking on the moon for very long. A couple minutes, because we're going to run out of air if we stay here any longer. 
 Response 1: Dad, I just made a quick stop. I had to grab something really quick before I got your beer. 
 Response 2: So what's a couple minutes, you know? Some people spend their whole lives and they don't do a thing. We can spend the rest of our lives, a minute or whatever it may be, living to our full potential.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you sell any sort of earplugs so we can protect ourselves from the sample siren? 
 Response 1: Well, here, let me crumple up these little trays and stick them in your ears. 
 Response 2: And look, they're headed right to our front door.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So you got better at your games as you went along. 
 Response 1: I've been at it for a little while. My name didn't start as Guy. 
 Response 2: Thank you, Mr. Madison, for stating that fact.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Now it's just you and your brother right? 
 Response 1: Yeah, we're getting so close! 
 Response 2: That is, until I found out today that I had a sister, and my sister is screen actress and movie star Dakota Fanning.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, there's nothing Houstonian about this steak house? 
 Response 1: I mean, you're in Houston. There's that correlation. 
 Response 2: Christmas has come early this December.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That show not appropriate for our kind. I mean, Seinfeld, I can get behind. Friends, no problem. The 8 o'clock news, of course. 
 Response 1: Well, Seinfeld's full of Jews and Friends is full of young people who are single. Why can't I watch and a gay and a straight sitcom like Will & Grace? 
 Response 2: A 20 dollar bill will not suffice for the pizza that will fill the Well Drop Society.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey Norman, can you hear that guy in the bathroom? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I don't know what he's doing in the poor bathroom. He's sitting with the rich people. 
 Response 2: That's right. I tell the assistant living facility that I have plans and they know I'm gone for the day. I mean, things have been arranged.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: All right, it's almost it's almost airtime. So here's the thing, team. Here's what we're going to do today. Of course, Catalina's gonna do one of ambush makeovers. 
 Response 1: Yes, I have the ambush all planned. We have two gentlemen that don't know what they're coming in for. 
 Response 2: Consider yourself half man, half car.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I know Chief Logger from the res.  Everyone knows her. 
 Response 1: She's the first female chief of a tribe, head logger, and den mother to the stars. 
 Response 2: That's a big part of it. I'm going to figure out everything that burns in the whole world.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Congratulations on the hand maids teaching you what slavery was. 
 Response 1: Oh, Sebastian. I would be honored if you would die flat out on the last hole. 
 Response 2: It's like, now I get it. Those were good lessons. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: No, last time I made a large sum of money I threw it all into a mall fountain. 
 Response 1: Of course. One of the loudest motion picture soundtracks in film history. 
 Response 2: When you told me you were going to do that I thought it was an empty threat.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Of course it'll appear as all one word, you can't have broken up words. 
 Response 1: You can't put spaces in your Twitter handle, I've tried. I mean you could underscore. 
 Response 2: I'm not complaining. Let's get some jam.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's 8 o'clock at night, so it's really not the best time to make you an English breakfast, but I'll do it for you, love. 
 Response 1: I heard this happened last night. One of them fell asleep. 
 Response 2: You did offer it. But OK, I'll have and English dinner instead. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm a lion. I can't spell. 
 Response 1: I wish you were a lion in the sack. 
 Response 2: We call him Pinky because we don't like him.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, hi, Sally. 
 Response 1: Was it that one with the zombie mom? 
 Response 2: That's boss man Sally to you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Ma'am, you look just like my janitor. 
 Response 1: It's really easy to remember. Descend starts the same as down. Ascend starts the same as up. OK, maybe not. 
 Response 2: What's that, little Suzy?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: If you could show my mom some compassion and love it would maybe take away some of the sting of the horrible thing I just did to her by casting her out of my life when all she did was love and support me. 
 Response 1: That's pretty shitty.  I would love to invite this enchanting woman to move in with me in my mansion dumpster.  It's got seven lids, 14 compartments, 80 handles. 
 Response 2: Wow, why am I leaving this bosom of a country. It's so warm. Why am I going to harsh, cruel, racist America?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Wait, wait. Let's spin the positive. That will help pass time, too. 
 Response 1: I'm telling you, you need to write a book, man. You need to write an inspirational quote book because you're just so positive all of the time, Pinky. 
 Response 2: No, I suppose not.  I freely admit that in past times I have fibbed here or there, but it was always in service of our organization.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: They're here now. Let's just go for it. 
 Response 1: But we just walked out of the room. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I'm going to go tap on their shoulder.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We all can hear the jokes. 
 Response 1: It's like he's at an open mic. 
 Response 2: Did you also put my change of address at the DMV?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is a celebration that's going on out there. I think a funeral, and I don't know what else. People are wearing costumes from the Neverending Story. 
 Response 1: Yeah, you've always done it historically. I've got news for you buddy, it's not all about you. 
 Response 2: It's a Neverending Story-themed wedding.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Cheryl. Did you get my check? 
 Response 1: I didn't, and if I had I probably wouldn't have stolen the car. 
 Response 2: Coincidentally, I am also here for love on this singles blimp ride. 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Have you ever been bit at one of those snake churches? 
 Response 1: Hey, Rudy. I just got three scoops of cookies and cream. 
 Response 2: There was one time I was bit in the face. That's something you really don't want to relive.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't curse. I'm a Christian. 
 Response 1: I forgot to give you those other books with information about psychosis in them. Sorry. 
 Response 2: I'm a Christian. God invented words. Fuck, shit, balls.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Guys, one minute until curtain. Thank you curtain. 
 Response 1: I'm in the audience, does that mean I have to do something? 
 Response 2: Your mother did not intend to be in that eight day coma. It was written up that way.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I got lots of scars because, you know, knife fights and other things. And I got a jangly eye so it can look anywhere you need it to look. So I think that's exciting to draw. 
 Response 1: Under normal circumstances, yes. Actually, all the hideous disfigurements that you have received or inflicted upon yourself would be a bonus because it's just more to draw. However, you did show up to the interview nude. 
 Response 2: I can't believe that Jody ate a whole roll of quarters. Do you think she ate it like a stick of butter, where she just bit into it and swallowed or do you think she at the quarters one at a time?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Alright, just keep this ticket on your windshield and you're free to drive into the park. Oh, it's just you and a dummy in your car? 
 Response 1: Oh, that's new. Those are like, just Christmas lights. 
 Response 2: That's right. It's Michael Jackson, the ventriloquist dummy made out of mummies.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We'll take all the drinks you have and a couple of bags of urine if you have that too. 
 Response 1: OK. I can't imagine. That seems like the worst. They should be forced to move. 
 Response 2: Oh, there's plenty of urine. People leave urine behind in the hall like crazy. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Again, she used to work here. But it's just a coincidence that her name is Kay. She did not found Kay Jewelers. 
 Response 1: So there was just a Kay working at Kay Jewelers who got fired for not being able to read, and that Kay is now working next door selling pianos. Right? 
 Response 2: It makes you sick, I don't know why you insist on eating it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's weird that the dancing ban has lasted since 1987. 
 Response 1: So many things have happened since then. For us to still not be able to dance is a travesty. 
 Response 2: I don't think that's fair. I'm just pointing out what's happening.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What if I put you in the Bruce the Shark Costume today? 
 Response 1: I would love to be Bruce the shark, but who's going to play Tron? 
 Response 2: That will do. What do we do for candles?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The two of us, we just eat it. The pizza. We split it together. 
 Response 1: I eat the cheese and he eats the crust. 
 Response 2: Yes, but that one day is the first time that he stood up to me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I know, dad. You're my boss though, and I respect that. 
 Response 1: Be-cod it could. And you hit that "d" so hard. 
 Response 2: Yes. Father first, boss second, mailman third.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mr. Wallace, where is everyone? Nobody's here. 
 Response 1: I sent them out on an expedition to go collect ice. I haven't seen them since. 
 Response 2: Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. You scratch our back, we'll scratch yours.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Please hurry.  Your lighthouse is the only thing that I could see in the darkness and I'm trying to get away from Ted. 
 Response 1: Well, you know. Her soul's been around for awhile. She can say whatever she wants. 
 Response 2: OK. It's open. Now we just have to walk up about 100 God damn stairs.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We don't do things the same way here in Malibu as the do in other places. 
 Response 1: I understand. You guys have an entire room just for outdoor shoes. I'm not used to that at all. 
 Response 2: I wish. I'm just your average ghost. Been murdered several times.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What sassy little daughter of Eve you are. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I thought it was a window. I thought I could just jump through it. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I think you mean daughter of Aslan. I'm Aslan's daughter.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Doris, you gotta have a party. It's your birthday. 
 Response 1: I wish I could make one of them dead chickens come back to life so it can tell me. I never asked a chicken a question. 
 Response 2: I guess we could do an office party here at work.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Your children have a very special anniversary gift for you. 
 Response 1: Oh, the apples of my eye. What do you have for Mommy? 
 Response 2: Have you really? You're that into it?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm standing here in my wine tasting overalls. I'm just a man with a Gypsie curse, looking at his ex-wife and asking that ex-wife to love him. 
 Response 1: Oh look, it has four arms! 
 Response 2: John, I'm getting so emotional. I've been waiting for you to say something like this to me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This lion over here intrigues and concerns me.  June, why don't you go up to him and give him one of your patented June Mane Rubs?  That'll get him talking.  
 Response 1: All right.  Thank you for suggesting the only thing I'm really good at. 
 Response 2: I eat the cheese and he eats the crust.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Look, there's robots in this town, right? 
 Response 1: I know. I think the parents who adopted me are robots. 
 Response 2: This is what I told you would happen if you put a Starbucks in this high school.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mr. Houston, I need you to come quick. Richard is about to go. 
 Response 1: You let him go. He knows what he did wrong. 
 Response 2: Yes, dad. It was.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've been watching Passion. The NBC soap opera where there's vampires for some reasons. 
 Response 1: Passions. It's plural. It's more than just the one passion. 
 Response 2: You just want to hang your art in my house?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Did you see how normal I acted? I asked about the continental breakfast or lunch. I made small talk. 
 Response 1: I know you did. You've always been so good to me. 
 Response 2: Sometimes I get professional nudes, but these are more amateur bathroom, leg on the toilet nudes.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: They're out there. 
 Response 1: I can hear them right now, yeah. 
 Response 2: Only thing in that cave is an old diamond map.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Things seem to be going OK except for the getting up early. 
 Response 1: Yep, do you want some peacock milk? 
 Response 2: Yeah, that and the guy that's still in surgery.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Wait a minute, the factory is actively looking to break the record for most accidents? 
 Response 1: The manager comes around just putting cooking oil on the floor. 
 Response 2: You get along together. That's wonderful. So many families fight with each other.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Management would love to hear "Crazy Train" by Ozzie Osbourne. 
 Response 1: That explains all the turkey basters in mom's bedroom. 
 Response 2: I'll write a train song. "Look at the train. It's crazy....play ball!"
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I feel so terrible about his soul. Maybe he didn't have a pure soul, so there's nothing that needs to get out of his body then. 
 Response 1: Oh, my god. You're the answer to all my prayers. I didn't know what my thing was and now I know my thing is you. I'll die if I ever lose you or if for some reason you decide you're tired of me and disappear. 
 Response 2: Jeanine, what a rude thing to say at Roberto's funeral.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Claptrap can't do nothing right. I can't do nothing right, can I? My whole life all I tried to do was do right. And I can't do nothing right. 
 Response 1: You named yourself, right? And you raised yourself. You killed a zombie. You saved someone's life. 
 Response 2: OK, I'm not going to sign it then.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We could always tell people that the painting is a big photo. 
 Response 1: That's good thinking Granda. That's what pictures were before the camera was invented. 
 Response 2: I know you're from North Carolina, but please, let's not get into that.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, wow, I'm doing it. I'm flying! Bye. 
 Response 1: What do I look like, 411? 
 Response 2: Bye! Oh, oh no. She hit the ceiling.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: At some point are you going to sell us seeds? 
 Response 1: You don't need seeds trust me. While you were here a tornado came and flattened you whole lot. 
 Response 2: I'll just take one of those shotguns then.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Daddy, the best things in life aren't always baked. 
 Response 1: Well, Dr. Santa. I wish that this could be another place that's not Freeport, Illinois. 
 Response 2: Son, you're so right. Here, have a boiled bagel.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Was your friend in the Air Force by any chance? 
 Response 1: He was, do you know Dick Hole or I should ask, DID you know Dick Hole? 
 Response 2: Oh, an ice cream shop. I'm just making a suggestion, but it's just big enough.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Look, if we don't put this play on properly to the to the light of all of the faculty, David can't graduate. 
 Response 1: It's an olive oil based sauce? 
 Response 2: Yeah, it's like a senior thesis. But in play format.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You don't think he's given up on jazz, do you? 
 Response 1: I'm a ghost writer. Murray was too shy to write his own book. So, he employed me to stand in and experience his life with him as he told me stories of his past. 
 Response 2: Trumpet Davis, the legendary Jazz guy? I don't know if he ever could.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, you never took any interest in my interests did you? You know I had a weekly  video game playing group and you never even showed up once. 
 Response 1: He better be better than the last one because Reverend Malcolm Exercise was not very good at all. 
 Response 2: Because that was your thing and I wanted my own thing. I think it's OK that we had separate things.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I've been performing here for 15 years, but I'm not a day over 25. 
 Response 1: Good question, time will tell. 
 Response 2: That's right. She was performing here when she was a child.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Her hair is like Crystal Gayle length corn rows. You can hear her coming from a mile away. 
 Response 1: Was that echo me or you? 
 Response 2: Clack, clack, clack! Oh, Monique's here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What's that magazine that's in the backseat? 
 Response 1: Well, it allows me to win sports games and the like. Some call it an almanac. 
 Response 2: You career got in the way of being a mother to these (?) chickens.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Glasses? Don't you like when life is a bit of a mystery? 
 Response 1: Yeah, but I want to be able to read street signs when I drive. It's kind of the point of my job. 
 Response 2: Yeah, you could ride. I mean, it's a coupe, some somebody's gonna have to get in the back.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I continued the affair, that's on me. 
 Response 1: Oh i see, that was unwise wasn't it? 
 Response 2: Is it because of my purple hair?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Dad, I know you thought that you'd never hear from me again after I left. 
 Response 1: You thought you was too good for the Piano family. 
 Response 2: Yeah, you can go out into the sun and live at the age of 90.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I saw your mom at Sam's Club the other day. 
 Response 1: I think we failed in marketing. I feel like we should have given away the cameras that they give away at weddings. 
 Response 2: Well, you saw me here, too.  You've brought a gentleman home?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We came to rent Weekend at Bernie's. 
 Response 1: We don't have that anymore. Someone did not bring it back. 
 Response 2: It's Daniella. But I'm really Ruth. The producers made me change it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't like the looks of this place. It looks too old. You know I like modern things. 
 Response 1: Yes, you're always going off about modern things. You refuse to eat leftovers. 
 Response 2: Well, the inn's closed for the night, but why don't you come stay with me? Always happy to have a logger in from another land to stay in my home and share in my hearth.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I know, and there's a reason why I took you here for your first family vacation. You're my little girl. I love you. Daddy loves you. He couldn't be here, but he loves you. I wanted to give you some culture. I wanted you to walk among the wine heads. 
 Response 1: She turned another woman into a cow! 
 Response 2: Good idea. There sure are a lot of wine heads here. And I hate the French. You guys suck.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We gotta hold the house at least another 46 hours. 
 Response 1: Well, I wasn't fishing, but I like what I caught. 
 Response 2: We can move you in the performance order, but holding the house isn't an option.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You have to come with us.  It's policy.  It's legal stuff. 
 Response 1: Yeah, lots of kids get molested in underwear stores.  You've got to have a parent or guardian.  They gave us a cartoon at school, so we understand it. 
 Response 2: It is written by one of the finest graduates of this academy we have ever seen. David Allison.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: OK. I'll go in and be manager today, but only because I used to sleep with your wife. 
 Response 1: Very good choice. And here are some fried clams on the house. 
 Response 2: I appreciate that by the way. Thank you for your service.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Why did you train the kitchen tapeworm, anyway? 
 Response 1: I was first so surprised that he responded to commands, and then I just wanted to see how far her could take it. 
 Response 2: I sound that way just because I have a speech impediment. I'm ready to go. I'm raring to go.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mr. LaCroix is climbing up the ladder. 
 Response 1: I don't look down. I have a fear of heights. 
 Response 2: You have pluck, you have arrows, you have cynicism! 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hello, I'm James Patterson. 
 Response 1: Oh, it did. I'm about to faint in this chamber. 
 Response 2: I love your work, and I hate my husband. Do you want to go on vacation with us?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's so lovely to know you know a class British rhyme. 
 Response 1: Are you kidding, there was a movie about it, we all watched it. My Fair Lady, I think. 
 Response 2: So they let Steven Tyler off because he scatted like an old Blues man?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, no.  Father.  You've returned? 
 Response 1: Well, I did but under terms of duress.  I need to talk to you about that copper coin you keep that I gave you from long ago. 
 Response 2: I find that hard to believe about every movie every made.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, Clark's turned that around. He was a sore loser  and now he's really come to life. 
 Response 1: I know. I wish the cameras were turned on because this really doesn't really help anyone when they can't see his new side. 
 Response 2: The giant? You have a crush on that giant?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We could wait the three years to deposit the check or we could cash that check right away and really screw him over. 
 Response 1: But, the date is for three years from now. 
 Response 2: We basically went on a road trip, but shittier.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're so small I couldn't tell you were woman. I just saw a tiny little person in a fur coat. 
 Response 1: Oh yeah, I liked that. I don't care who you are, we can still write a book and it'll be better than anybody's. 
 Response 2: I could tell by those big birthing hips you have.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You know, Arlene, I always had kind of a crush on you in high school. 
 Response 1: Oh, I've already stayed. I've gotten into the Swedish Meatballs. They're delicious. 
 Response 2: You know what, after you did that piece, I was all in.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We like to work together, the two of us, we find we have a good sweeping and moping system, I Windex and he catches whatever falls. 
 Response 1: Oh god. Do you take traveler's checks? 
 Response 2: Jebodiah, Rhonda, what are you telling me? You're in love with each other? 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, Melissa, where did that guy come from out there? 
 Response 1: But he's just a butler, not an officer. 
 Response 2: OK. This is going to sound crazy nut balls, but when I transported to New Orleans, that man in the crisp white suit was standing there.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I feel like I did a terrible job managing this team. 
 Response 1: We had so much faith because you were the big city guy and you promised us good business. 
 Response 2: How dare you. That's our child.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's getting cold up here. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I don't think we have very much air left. 
 Response 2: Right? I mean, we're gonna be here for a while so we might as well make it nice and cozy.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This dentist office has a dress code, so if the patient doesn't have a mane, we'll give them a fake one to put on. 
 Response 1: You know, nobody did anything to me as I walked in, so I thought I was up to code right away. 
 Response 2: Yeah, of course. I don't know why you have to explain that to me. I got my name written on the loser list incorrectly.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, but, it's what I love the most.  These secrets.  I don't want to give those up. 
 Response 1: Thanks Mrs. Kleinman. 
 Response 2: Yeah, but you're dead.  You might as well give up your secrets.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, another round of Jagers for y'all? These are on the house. 
 Response 1: OK, Bernice. Another round sounds great. 
 Response 2: A 20 dollar bill will not suffice for the pizza that will fill the Well Drop Society.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Why do I come up with ideas if every time I say something you're automatically like "Go fuck yourself, Gaston?" 
 Response 1: Gaston, you are right again and I apologize for being so closed minded. 
 Response 2: Good one, Roger. Good one. I think you should order her into the shed.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Almonds are a blood nut. 
 Response 1: Please don't say blood nut without consent. 
 Response 2: It's finally happened. You thought you were going to spend your whole life without anyone else seeing your ghost.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You just keep putting the word "website" into the search bar. I don't know if that's gonna help. 
 Response 1: Oh, that made perfect sense to me. But I've never used the internet before. 
 Response 2: Listen, we get blamed for that stuff. When you take costumes out of a box and try to do yourself up as a bucket, we get blamed for that because we can't say that everything in here comes alive after hours.
Output: Response 1