niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: I think it's very topical.  You can't have a thing where most of the thing's about blood and not reference HIV and AIDS. 
 Response 1: It's not called tennis ball, it's called tennis. We don't need a ball! 
 Response 2: I mean, I just never thought about that with the Dracula story, but there's a lot of blood that's mentioned.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I hope one of ya'll will take over my restaurant and do it right. 
 Response 1: It says "breakfast you will never have as long as you do not recall the answer to the song of light and down the tunnel you will fall." 
 Response 2: Like run the restaurant and not kill people.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I did take bathroom breaks. When I used to smoke, I used to go outside. 
 Response 1: That's a good way to break up the monotony of a long day. 
 Response 2: Ok, I'll say a positive like "delicious" with it next time. Then it won't be taken in a negative way.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, no. He's saying he got left behind. He's been here. 
 Response 1: I've been in the aquarium since two days ago. 
 Response 2: I thought that was a dog.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mr. and Mrs. Richington, this is the area of the stadium that we'll clear out and put in luxury seats. 
 Response 1: I love the idea of people paying for things. 
 Response 2: Man, if you had just been honest about that - 'cause your powers are awesome. They could definitely come in handy in a burning building.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, I suppose that should be it, then.? 
 Response 1: Yes, I'm jumping overboard.  Goodbye, Earth! 
 Response 2: Now here's the thing. The fudge can fit in your carry-on because our fudge is very dense. Regular size, but weighs a thousand pounds.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I know he was like a villain, but then at the end you felt bad and it's like, oh man, that could be anyone of us, right? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I could have been here.  I could have been a supernatural creature sucking blood.  Like, if I just made different choices. 
 Response 2: Okay, and I just want to let you know that I plan on tearing you up.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We are from Prior Lake. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I sorta figured that with the way you're dressed. 
 Response 2: I just saw a guy stab another guy in the face.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That's one thing we can agree on. When the McRib comes to town, I'm first in line. 
 Response 1: And the same with the Shamrock Shake. Did I ever tell you how I saved Ireland? 
 Response 2: The Yoda ears look good. The collapsible opera hat, the Superman cape from 1978 all look great.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It tells other males in the kitchen to get out of my way. 
 Response 1: Did they just confess to hearing us? Maybe everyone's finally being honest. Maybe that's what this room needs, Dean. 
 Response 2: Well, okay.  I mean, you're the boss, Applesauce.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We just blinked into existence a few moments ago. 
 Response 1: I saw you guys blink. It was crazy. I've been here awhile, myself. 
 Response 2: It's awful. Have you ever tried living with someone that has almost the same name as you? It's so confusing. I open the wrong mail. I go to the wrong doctor's appointments. It's a mess.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The return policy here is amazing. 
 Response 1: Each of you have a secret that you haven't yet revealed. The one that is most honest will be spared. 
 Response 2: If you change your mind within five minutes of buying your ticket, you get your money back in full.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That murder was pretty gruesome to watch. 
 Response 1: But, it was pretty cool because you got the bell house out of it. 
 Response 2: Stop bothering me. I'm trying to teach myself to read in here. I need to concentrate.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You just want to go through the door and jiggle the handle just a little bit. If a guy comes in, just say "I'm in here!". 
 Response 1: Oh, I'm not ready for men to walk in on me in the bathroom yet. 
 Response 2: Yeah, when everyone else is going through puberty.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: And I am willing to have sex with someone. 
 Response 1: Rita, that's so forward. I'll have sex with you if you want. Were you looking at me, or? 
 Response 2: This sounds crazy, but I met you at a book signing at Barnes and Noble years ago.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey guys, I got all the stuff from your rider - the contact rider - here in the box here. So I'll just it out an you can identify it as you go. 
 Response 1: You're right. Just one last roll of the dice. 
 Response 2: Thanks Gort.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You are early risers. Normally, we don't get customers right here at noon when we open. 
 Response 1: It's Barbara. I'm named after my great grandma. 
 Response 2: Yeah we were trying to figure out the best way to see most of Houston and we see a restaurant named Houstons and we thought we'd kill two birds with one stone.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Junebug, be quiet under those stairs. 
 Response 1: We've reconsidered. You can have the house and everything in it. 
 Response 2: OK, mommy.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: How about this? There's a lot of Springfield's out there. They're pulling a Greenland - they don't got springs or fields and they're trying to trick people. We're the real deal. So it's going to be like "You tried the rest, now try the best." 
 Response 1: She turned Zeus into a jerk with all her nagging. 
 Response 2: We're the Real Deal Spring Field. I like the sound of that.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yes, there's the ice maker and the water in the front of the fridge. Crushed and cubed. 
 Response 1: Well, honey. I can't graduate from the scar you gave me. I wish I could, but I can't. Do you want to see it again? 
 Response 2: Oh boy, that is that going to be expensive to ship.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, maybe if you shift your expectations a little bit. 
 Response 1: OK. I got those baked lays you wanted. 
 Response 2: What if, in order to right this old wrong, we get on what I assume is your scooter, because this is Madrid. And he artfully respectfully stops at a stop sign here, and you can watch it and feel satisfied, will that kill your murderer urge?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That's a lovely story, but your eyes are bloodshot red. I really think you should probably go to bed. 
 Response 1: I'm just pushing along. I'm just going to stand here and hold myself up on the counter until I fall over. 
 Response 2: They also say you can't put them in your mouth.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Are you holding the fortune from the fortune cookie we gave you Devin? 
 Response 1: Who is the rightful owner of this fortune cookie? 
 Response 2: It's an iPhone 7 Plus. I used the depth feature.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So, you're replacing the organ with an Iphone and then you're going to change this place into a Wal-mart? 
 Response 1: Oh, yeah. You're good. This is the valley. Anything goes here. 
 Response 2: It's a three step process.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: All right, we got one more for you. This is the final saxophone song that I'm going to play on the aforementioned saxophone. 
 Response 1: Oh, Trumpet Davis, you're so amazing. 
 Response 2: The vending machine is the boss here.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sounds good, but you gotta do the books 'cause if it's up to me, it's ending up in a mall fountain. 
 Response 1: I love Noises Off. It's like a long episode of Fraiser. 
 Response 2: It'll go somewhere where it's super dry, where there's no fountains at all. The American southwest.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Management would love to hear "Crazy Train" by Ozzie Osbourne. 
 Response 1: We already have Chatanooga Choo Choo. We have our trains song fulfilled. 
 Response 2: I'm sorry, sir. I'm tired because I was up all night  filming that episode of Sex in the City, where I kissed Sarah Jessica Parker.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Captain, I feel like we're getting ahead of ourselves. We only know one student that's aware of the situation. Why don't we contain the student and his drunkard parents. 
 Response 1: My name is Kevaregi. I was named after a classical composer. 
 Response 2: So, you're saying we should detain this student?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, you got it in you're mind's eye? OK, now, fill up all the holes in the sponge with other parts of sponge. But not the parts of sponge that have holes.? 
 Response 1: Looks like the gang's all here, cool. But we're still missing one person. Donna. Remember Donna? I heard she fell into the grand canyon. 
 Response 2: So it's like a Swiss cheese that ain't got no holes in it? It's just cheese.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: These swans have been alive four times. They're eternal swans. 
 Response 1: You don't belong here in this purse. You need to find somewhere else to go. 
 Response 2: Like a cat has nine lives. And the swans, they become incorporeal spirits who are reborn again four times again.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, isn't it time for our five minute break from work? 
 Response 1: He's got a pretty weird body type for a marathon runner. 
 Response 2: Yes, that's true. Union rules. This is a non-union store but I adhere to them.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Welcome to the first day of plumbing class. What you learn today will get you through the rest of your life. 
 Response 1: I really hope some day to be a professional plumber, not just a student plumber. 
 Response 2: Hi Irv. You've got a great body.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Paid leave. That sounds quiet nice. How recently would my husband have had to die for me to take, say, two years off? 
 Response 1: The carpet is red because it's the blood of the masses that they're walking on. 
 Response 2: Two years? This ain't Eat, Pray, Love, y'all. I'm not going to give you two years.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You probably brought that rat from Prior Lake. 
 Response 1: Jesse Ventura never would have said anything to us like that. 
 Response 2: Look, I can't help that I have a speech impediment.  I try the best I can.  I got to do what I'm relegated to.  This guy, he gets a big number, and he sounds like a squeaky door on Halloween.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We found out that Clark invented the grilled cheese sandwich and he set fire to Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas. 
 Response 1: Why didn't you tell us that before we got so shit faced drunk? 
 Response 2: I like this guy. I wish he'd revealed that during the chef test.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The rides, it's a safety issue. You have to be a certain height to be able to ride the ride. 
 Response 1: Okay, because I'm planning on getting tons of hygienist tail this week. 
 Response 2: Here's a Velcro vest we got to help her stick to the seat. We take it everywhere. You will not be liable for any injuries. Mama's been injured a lot but she's still with us.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I love this house. Having four walls like this is something I ain't never experienced before. 
 Response 1: I want to get in that pool, as well. This is just huge. 
 Response 2: I'm not pointing fingers, that's for sure. I'm not. I'm only looking at one person though.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: They're made of corn cobs, they're an American tradition of poor people playing with dried food. 
 Response 1: They're deteriorating before my eyes. 
 Response 2: Oh, let's go. Let's go to Beer Town. Goodbye forever, Sandy. It was not a pleasure.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What is going on? Party? Why, Belinda? You betrayed me as landlord. 
 Response 1: I just was trying to have a little fun. Ever been there? 
 Response 2: They are smaller than your regular ears.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I made spaghetti. 
 Response 1: Is it OK if I put a little gasoline in that? 
 Response 2: That's right you have been doing them like that since you were eleven!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't need to explain my personal body to you. 
 Response 1: Your own competition? Well, that's never been done before. 
 Response 2: Hold on, Carol. Don't twist this.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We now know the puppet is a woman despite saying "I'm a little puppet man." 
 Response 1: I'm a man puppet with a woman's soul inside me. So I identify as a man now. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I read reddit. I've read it!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I mean, how different is sea glass from ground glass? 
 Response 1: Well, sea glass is a naturally occurring phenomenon and it's pretty. What you're collecting is just litter. 
 Response 2: You can only go down the stairs? They don't go back up?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Alright, Cran. Here's your pumpkin foot toughy. It's on the house. 
 Response 1: And then go to bed and smoke.  Maybe we will die this way. 
 Response 2: I didn't want it before and I still don't want it, but thank you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: How is the cheese ear situation going? 
 Response 1: Well, I live in a world where I look for magic anywhere I can find.  So, if we both have French names, it must mean something magical. 
 Response 2: The first person we gave the cheese ear to was Mike Tyson. He had a fight and Evander Holyfield bit part of it off.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, Mrs. Mayor. I'm so sorry. Let me remove my apron. 
 Response 1: Ooohhh. Floor balls. Any time you can use the word balls, it's funny. 
 Response 2: You know what, it's actually really OK. I realize that, you know, in my past I liked being the only one naked. Now that everyone's naked, I feel like maybe I don't like it anymore.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Look, we got this ghost that Steven Tyler stabbed 13 years ago. 
 Response 1: I carry 20's. I wouldn't write a check for $10.00. 
 Response 2: I remember that case. Very controversial ruling. He scatted. Walked away scot-free. You think the would have thrown out the case after the judge said "Sold!" instead of "Not Guilty."
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You two are clearly brother and sister because you look exactly alike and you share a haircut. 
 Response 1: We couldn't stand the sound of your voice. We made that clear from the beginning. 
 Response 2: I went to his Fantastic Sams because I guess that's a regional hair place.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You think I'm offering you a ride when I say "do you want to go?" I'm going to kick your ass. 
 Response 1: Please, somebody hold Tony back. 
 Response 2: Well then, it's going to put quite a damper on that project. Call them and let them know what's going on.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Walter, why is it your curse to walk this other worldly spirit form and Linda doesn't have this curse? 
 Response 1: I never thought about that. Is it possible that her business was finished? 
 Response 2: Yeah, so I'm feeling breezy.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's a bit of a mystery. You think Tipsy-Topsy, and your mind goes to topsy-turvy. But then you get to the Tipsy-Topsy dimension and it's like no, everything's right. 
 Response 1: It's just because my wig's tight. 
 Response 2: They were around the corner from naming Shipsy-Shapsey.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hi, I'm Jeremy's dad. 
 Response 1: They can't hug each other, but they can hug a person. 
 Response 2: Hi. I'm Ronnie. I have a clipboard.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Wow, we really wasted no time in getting out the door. 
 Response 1: Tim feels like dropping the guns will cause the guns to go off, and that there's probably going to be a fatality. I feel like that's a million to one that it's going to happen. 
 Response 2: Well, we're quick. We're race car people.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm sorry the boombox thing is confusing. I couldn't find 18 D batteries, so it's not playing any music. 
 Response 1: Gotta be a lot lighter though. Right friend? 
 Response 2: Yeah we were trying to figure out the best way to see most of Houston and we see a restaurant named Houstons and we thought we'd kill two birds with one stone.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, kind looks like a frog, I guess. A frog, I guess crossed with... 
 Response 1: Rick Perry? The governor of Texas? 
 Response 2: Sir, I'm glad you asked me that question.  We have so much roast beef that the Beef Council called us and said, "Are you sure you want to do this?"
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yordy, what do we always say? When there is no chili, we make chili. 
 Response 1: I can read super fast, it doesn't mean that I can talk super fast. 
 Response 2: When life gives you chili peppers, you make chili.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Man, I can't wait to be Pink Panther. 
 Response 1: I said one or two. We're going to have to dump some bodies later. 
 Response 2: You can't wait to be Pink Panther? What, are you going to move up from the security locker to being a character at the park?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That's why I put that compact mirror on my chest, so people could see that I was alive. 
 Response 1: I love that you took the time to do that, but we're going to have to let you go. 
 Response 2: We do have some cans of wine for purchase. For the continental snack, we'll put out bags of baked Lays.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, you can watch stuff on Netflix anytime. The special on the high school football team the Falconers was appointment television. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I'm a sleep fighter. Hey, I could make some money off this. 
 Response 2: I had made an appointment with myself. I realized I haven't been treating myself and I've been self doubting and putting things aside. So last night I decided to have a "me" night.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, Boss. This is Tabitha. She's the one that wrote the Satan book. Tabitha, tell us three of those good jokes. 
 Response 1: Well, the truth is my husband ghost wrote the book. 
 Response 2: For the time being.  It wouldn't be the first time the baby brother has committed some sort of error in telling the truth, would it?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Alan, let's give everyone a quick refill. 
 Response 1: Yeah, why not? What's two more people. 
 Response 2: Indeed, everyone seems to have finished off their wines already and the group therapy session just began.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: They don't call you Cookie because you don't eat random things that people put in your mouth. Am I right? 
 Response 1: That's right. You went up in that wool fire. 
 Response 2: Well, my mom was from Berkeley.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We're not doctors. Not quite. I took a semester. 
 Response 1: I didn't think so. Most doctors aren't holding hands with the other doctors. 
 Response 2: I have diabetes and I forgot about it for a second, I'm so happy.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So many empty peach baskets. Get them out of here. We ate all the peaches. 
 Response 1: Well I just wish someone would put those peach baskets up high where I didn't have to look at them. 
 Response 2: Oh, lead with both. Mix them together. Use one word from each sentence and we'll decipher it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey, since you know your wife so well, can you put in a word for me? Like, find out what her deal is? 
 Response 1: Well, I can save you some time. Her deal is, she's married to me. 
 Response 2: Yeah, Leg Cramp ended up marrying one of those guys and leaving me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Anyway, this is our top model. It's a four by four vent air duct system. It won Space's Next Top Model. 
 Response 1: We're going to need several of these for the spaceship. 
 Response 2: By choice!  She's supporting me emotionally.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sorry, I just don't understand why whether my mother loved me enough is pertinent to the shirt I'm here to get. 
 Response 1: Well, I think it's knowing more about your personality and what kind of shirt you want to present to the world, you know? 
 Response 2: OK. What are some of the immortal things we know about?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What are you talking about? I didn't rip that song off. 
 Response 1: Oh, don't act like you don't see TV when you come to life, trash can. 
 Response 2: OK. I'd like a book to teach my child the vowels.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I will use my skill and trade Dwight Howard to the Nuggets. 
 Response 1: That sounds good. Just make sure you get us a good player in return. 
 Response 2: I am too. So I'll just put that on the schedule. After lunch, you and I will make love.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I can hold both your gloves. It's a full service boxing gym. 
 Response 1: Why, thank you. I'd like to unburden myself of these gloves. 
 Response 2: Thank you, Mr. Madison, for stating that fact.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Listen, I bet you thought it was smart to install these phones in the confessional. 
 Response 1: I guess tell my siblings I know I was the problem, and now that I'm gone we can finally be a family. Minus me of course. 
 Response 2: I'll tell you what, I like to use the phones to lean on.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I think we should barge in there and talk to Scarcrest and we find out what's going on. 
 Response 1: Scarcrest, Ritchie, I think you're absolutely right. We gotta find out the truth once and for all. 
 Response 2: This is a chance for us to start over, I think. But, maybe we should be in two different stories.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I just want to say something to all of you. You all have thought me so much in the short time we had. Carol, you named me. 
 Response 1: You changed me. You gave me a purpose. 
 Response 2: Oh, I think I saw that on Phil Donahue.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Some say that the ghosts of the performer's past still walk the rafters. So, keep an eye out and an ear out. 
 Response 1: You know what?  I did.  I did have a positive reaction to Denise's empathy, and I feel that if you guys think it's okay, who am I to say no?  I'm not a no'er.  I'm a yes'er. 
 Response 2: OK. I just want you to know that best case scenario, I am insanely moved and I don't buy this place and you guys are still broke.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Should we go back out to Mom and Dad or do you need more time to poop? 
 Response 1: You really did it, man. We didn't even think you were going to be able to make this. 
 Response 2: You know what, Felicity? I think I just got done.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't know side of the cup is right on the wrong side of the tracks. 
 Response 1: Well, it's really heavy. Of course it costs a lot to ship a full sized fridge. 
 Response 2: It must be the other way, because this way I can only hear myself.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Listen, I need you to do me a favor. 
 Response 1: I'm your manager. I can do anything. 
 Response 2: Actually, she died in the experimental ant farm.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Terry Brown, what are you still doing at home? Kiss your mother on the lips for ten seconds and go to school. 
 Response 1: OK. Cran, why don't you go toss yourself into the ocean and you'll be out of the way? 
 Response 2: I don't really want to. Why do I have to kiss her for ten seconds?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Babe, I need a vitamin or something. This is really tripping me out. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I'm a sleep fighter. Hey, I could make some money off this. 
 Response 2: OK. Prayer is vitamin. So, just take a second and pray.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I know I'm naked. I'm aware of a breeze. 
 Response 1: Well, you're in luck.  We're making an Aid Man movie starring Forest Whitaker. 
 Response 2: You should feel ashamed.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Ray-ray, is there a problem? Is this the man we're looking for? 
 Response 1: This is him, Celeste. He's a discount Wreck-it Ralph and he's been selling children all over the place. 
 Response 2: I'm glad that we made such good friends with our RA back when we were all in college together.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is crazy. This place is upside down and bananas. 
 Response 1: They used to when I was a young cadet. Psychedelic drugs were a big part of it. 
 Response 2: This place is nowhere near the status of Greg's golf course.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What about Captain Planet? Are you guys friends? 
 Response 1: You know, I always thought it was cruel that your wife said you gotta make a choice. It's either you set up a hospital suite in her home for a dog who's gonna die anyway, or I leave. 
 Response 2: Oh, God. I'm a real captain in the United States Navy. I drive a whale sometimes.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Dr., my son is the worst. Is there anything you can do? 
 Response 1: Yorgy, what you do to us? Now you have to teach this armless thing to juggle. 
 Response 2: Yes, I can throw him into the ocean. That should help his attitude.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We'd love to have an Aid Man movie. 
 Response 1: If I may, I'd like to suggest Forest Whitaker. He's fat and he's trustworthy. 
 Response 2: All of us can. But, most of us decide not to.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I can see Denise drinking something from the cabinet and then throwing up. Is she drinking chemicals? 
 Response 1: I have a thyroid condition. That's why my hair grows so long. 
 Response 2: Yes, she's drinking chemicals because she can't afford alcohol.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This Michael Jackson doll is actually talking on his own. I've never seen anything like it. 
 Response 1: There's nothing like me. I'm a Michael Jackson ventriloquist dummy. I've come to life. 
 Response 2: Sorry, Stuart. No one should go on the roller coaster. Get out of the line right now.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Lady, I'm going to tear you up and wear you like a tube top! 
 Response 1: His mission seems unclear. So far what he's done is just vex a bunch of people by giving them fake money. Funny money, if you will. He gives them of phony scratchers, or funny scratchers, if you will. They all seem to be based on currency. I think one time he gave someone a treasure chest that was filled with chocolate coins. Funny coins, if you will. 
 Response 2: Whatever you need to do in order to feel successful as a human being.  I'm just going to hug you until you feel loved and accepted.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Make sure you ask a lot of questions when you're there. Just find out about their lives and everything. If you can, try not to let them ask you too many questions unless you got your backstory, like, good and tight. 
 Response 1: Yeah, it's just the two of us. Frank and myself. 
 Response 2: I was thinking maybe I'm from Alsatian, like on the German-French Border, you know?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Has he been recording his findings in a binder of some kind? If so, that sounds more like an experiment. 
 Response 1: I don't see why not. I mean, it's the '60s so, sure. 
 Response 2: The man is drunk. You two were having an affair and you used a binder and all of a sudden it was OK.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You look you're ready to have fun. Your eyes look very positive. Both of them. 
 Response 1: Your pupils look very dilated with fear. 
 Response 2: You know, not the way a husband loves a wife. But, I'm like, a fan.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: They're going to run out of oxygen. 
 Response 1: Oh yeah. It will be a reminder of this day. 
 Response 2: I added a 20% supply buffer as well. They're burning through this. Oxygen, food, everything they need to stay alive up there is almost gone.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What'd you see out there in the camp? 
 Response 1: Those two teens are just drinking lots of blood. They almost spat it on each other. That was going to be cool. 
 Response 2: It's a couple book reports. And you need to make one of those things in a shoe box with people. And it's gotta explain atoms.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You guys, there's other people on another hill that I'm pretty sure are the parallel of us in some sort of weird way. There's trouble on that hill too. 
 Response 1: OK. We should attack this other hill with our weapons and fists. 
 Response 2: I really thought I could help, but I realized those are heavy boxes.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What circle of hell am I condemned to? 
 Response 1: Oh, probably the one where jazz covers of your favorite pop songs play all the time. 
 Response 2: Well that's their choice. Tell them to get up. I want to start a card game.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Since my promotion, I'm not a Sargent anymore. You're the Sargent. 
 Response 1: Here's to four more and then a whole lifetime together. 
 Response 2: Oh, yeah. You're the Chief Inspector. How come you haven't changed the plaque on your desk yet?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I feel a little bad about that. He was trying to connect. 
 Response 1: He did a bad job, though. He lied to us about being able to move boxes and then he said he just wanted to make friends. We told him about a friend club, he was outta here like a shot. 
 Response 2: Oh thank you dear. I got the the vomit-proof poncho I ordered online!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Why wouldn't you recommend going into the concert? 
 Response 1: Well, there's like a fellowship that happens out here in the parking lot. We're like a community, you know? 
 Response 2: I feel like I don't know how to relate to people, so I watch what they do and when I get to know their interests, I'll buy them a poster or something.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm so glad we're going to have a baby. 
 Response 1: Oh God, I'm so happy you can still have babies at your age. 
 Response 2: Evan, that's a lot of pressure to put on me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Kush party? Like that ball that Rosie O'Donnell use to throw at people? 
 Response 1: Oh yeah, exactly. Well, she's my cousin. So we have a ton of them in the garage. 
 Response 2: Have you really? You're that into it?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Perhaps I wouldn't be so sad if my parents paid more attention to me. 
 Response 1: Oh, thanks. It's probably this blasted dress. You look handsome yourself. 
 Response 2: Well that's not going to happen, you are the most boring creature I have ever met.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, Tad, hand me that sextant. 
 Response 1: Yes, Captain. This is more than a sextant, Captain. 
 Response 2: And your prize was you became the king of the Sudan?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Do you need us to help you find your friends? 
 Response 1: I would love it. I have one quarter of a Starbucks egg salad sandwich. To be honest, I'm starving, but I'd rather not eat it. 
 Response 2: Is he sad because he didn't get the job as the nude drawn model?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I lost all my money so I'm here for this inheritance now. 
 Response 1: It doesn't feel fair that you can even be here for that. You lost 20 million dollars. 
 Response 2: Well, can you imagine such a trick? If god wanted us to be in cars he'd a put wheels on us.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is that because you're wearing suede and it's going to rain?  Because that's the only reason I could think for your mood to change so dramatically.? 
 Response 1: It doesn't breathe right.  All the moisture collects in all the crevices and the nooks and the crannies. 
 Response 2: Well your eyes are weird - they have no color. You look like the lead bassist from Limp Bizkit.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Divorcing your parents is called emancipation, not ex-communication. That's for the church. 
 Response 1: I am my child's church. 
 Response 2: Well, let's see.  Based off your pelt, I'd call you a lynx.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mindy, what brings you to the Grand Old Opry. You're all dressed up. Are you supposed to be performing here tonight? 
 Response 1: We do have some cans of wine for purchase. For the continental snack, we'll put out bags of baked Lays. 
 Response 2: Actually, yes. I won a twitter lottery. I tweeted every single day, 24  times an hour and I got picked. I'm going to sing tonight. I'm hoping Cynthia will like me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You mean Jurassic Park is going to come true? 
 Response 1: It's so funny because he can't do anything about it because I'm a kid. Look, I can touch his chest and his stomach and his head and I can just poke him in the nose over and over. 
 Response 2: I think so. Through genetic testing, splicing and some top notch engineering, we have no idea what the future holds for us.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Occupants of the maze. You all received an invitation to come here a few weeks ago.It is an experiment to see who will survive. 
 Response 1: I will! I will be the one to survive and win this game. 
 Response 2: You're right, that's why the only thing we can do is run away any time they bring out the bucket.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Rudy, you were dead right. The killer was in this room and yet we were still so shocked. 
 Response 1: OK. I got those baked lays you wanted. 
 Response 2: You certainly do. You've had many loves over the year that you've met at this garden.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: If you ask me questions three, older than you I shall be. 
 Response 1: Oh, I understand. You don't want people to capture it on their cellular telephone. 
 Response 2: You just solved the next riddle that we hadn't even asked yet.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I like when Baskin Robbins just has three people in it and I know two of the people, and then I get to know the third. 
 Response 1: Yeah, like I want the number of flavors to be ten times the number of people in the Baskin Robbins. That's when I'm most comfortable. 
 Response 2: Sure, I'll just hang out over here and enjoy my butter brickle ice cream.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mrs. Crimpcrumper, can I ask you, is there any specific rule against taking a bunch of donuts from the premises and taking them home? 
 Response 1: What sense does that make? Where's your eye supposed to go? 
 Response 2: I'm glad you asked, because we have no such rule. Well, if it's as big as a carry on in an airplane, you can bring it and fill it with doughnuts. But nothing bigger, so I guess we do actually have a rule.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This is not in any of the books I remember. We're going to really have to dig deep here. 
 Response 1: I forgot to give you those other books with information about psychosis in them. Sorry. 
 Response 2: Surely all of us are anti socialized and friendless enough that we can absolutely decipher the map.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You know, when you first started that sentence, I was pretty sure you were crazy. But by the end of it, I realized you were probably telling the truth. 
 Response 1: You know, I think I punctured my ear drum a few months ago on a boat ride. So, I'm having a hard time hearing. So, we'll just go our separate ways. 
 Response 2: Oh yeah, it's the truth. Why do you always think we're lying, Rodney? We were only told to lie about our age and our weight.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: How do I get out of here? 
 Response 1: Of course, it's during business hours. 
 Response 2: There's a series of socioeconomic things in place that are preventing you from getting out of it. You can find a way to make space for yourself within it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I just think it's reprehensible, what you did, and you should have to relive it every day of your life. 
 Response 1: You seem tense. Let me give you a massage. 
 Response 2: I'm not surprised. That cook looked very committed to his work.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Reverend St. Augustine, we want to put your tel-evangelical program on national network. 
 Response 1: Big surprise! Look at those eyes! Want a burger and some fries? 
 Response 2: I know he sounds small, but he's actually a monster. I mean, he's big. He's a beast, maybe 6'4".
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We're a bike shop. And we don't carry gas bikes. So you are correct, we don't sell gas. 
 Response 1: Yes, dad, because you really didn't take my note at all. 
 Response 2: We're thinking about getting them, though. So if you want to check back, I'll give you one of our cards.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm a little unsure how an ant farm would turn a profit. Seems like they are just a weird little nasty, smelly thing in a kids bedroom. 
 Response 1: Well, that's a typical ant farm. This of course will be an amazing cosmopolitan ant farm with all kinds of views. 
 Response 2: I'm the most mature here, so you probably want to talk to me a little bit.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm Annette. 
 Response 1: I love looking at water. 
 Response 2: What a pretty name. My daughter's name is Annette, too.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That was literally a touching story because Jerry, who of course we're having officiate the wedding, touched us all to the point of discomfort. 
 Response 1: I couldn't help myself. I got 'em in a big group hug. 
 Response 2: What was that about?  I feel like you might have done some serious injury to yourself.  You never took it off.  You were pouring sweat!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'll go to the party, be very charming and speak to everyone. 
 Response 1: Yeah, we got this at a place called Base Ones. They're a great winery. 
 Response 2: How are you going to go to the party, they told you if you ever came back they would put your dentures somewhere...unpleasant.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We take out an ad in the Penny Saver and we say to bring in your photos to be developed, digital or otherwise and the best photo wins $1 million dollars, but by then we'll have made $1 million dollars or more. 
 Response 1: Oh, this makes a lot of sense. This is the best idea yet. I think offering this contest money could really work. 
 Response 2: They gave me one doctor, but a real biter and chewer doesn't use a spit bucket.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I was thinking about getting chicken fingers for lunch. 
 Response 1: Fantastic chicken fingers. That's an anytime snack 
 Response 2: OK, you're talking about reverb. Nathan, I don't have a dryer.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm going to hold you two for murder.  I've got a couple of dead hobo drifters right here on the sidewalk. 
 Response 1: But it was self defense. 
 Response 2: Oh, the kids are across the street at the ice cream shop.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You guys, we're not Thomas and Laront. 
 Response 1: But, people don't lie. How could that be? 
 Response 2: I tried to clear my mind and all I can think of is work. It's been too long. Maybe I should just leave and go back to the tenth circle of hell no one talks about.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I feel like I did a terrible job out on the court. I was a sloppy, sloppy mess. 
 Response 1: Yeah, it's not a thing we're into. I'm pretty sure we're not supposed to eat apples. 
 Response 2: You did fall down a lot, LeBron.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Okay, walk with me. 
 Response 1: I'll walk to the very city limits, but no further. 
 Response 2: Well, that's the trouble with having a jewelry store, I think? It's been an issue with us for some time.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Okay, there's a guy in shades, and a lady with a droopy elbow. 
 Response 1: That is horrible. I moved to this country to work at the LaCroix factory. Now, I have no reason to be here. 
 Response 2: She looks like an idiot. It's hilarious.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The situation was we had an option between the blue notebook or the green one. I purchased both so that there would be no incident of disappointment over chosen color. 
 Response 1: Thank you, officer. 
 Response 2: And they've all got that chip on their should because it's not Big Egg Town.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Dad, I just wish you would let me choose my own music. I have really good taste and I just feel like you need to give me this liberty to do my own stuff? 
 Response 1: You can buy your own music when you get a job. 
 Response 2: Well, never before have I given it any thought, but now that you say, I have to.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, I thought you were a mobster. You've got a real strong Italian look to you. 
 Response 1: We're going to need several of these for the spaceship. 
 Response 2: I am Italian, as a matter of fact. My name is Ray.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Did you want to join the coin tossing league? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I'm here. Retired a couple weeks ago and finding myself just kind of, I don't know, looking for hobbies. 
 Response 2: Yes, you're still fired. The parents are furious that their children turned into birds.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So, you can see that Mary Sue has a long history here at the Grand Ole Opry. 
 Response 1: Wow, I can't believe that was so long ago and yet you're still just 25. 
 Response 2: Not only will I not go to the prom with you, I don't want to see you at the prom at all. I don't want to see you there. I don't want to smell you there. I don't want to taste you there and I certainly don't want to see you dance there.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Secrets, secrets must be kept. Secrets, secrets, I'm gonna murder you. 
 Response 1: That's true. I don't know why everyone just accepts it, it's really weird, but it makes our job easier. 
 Response 2: Just so you know, we can hear you guys threatening each other.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I was on a roll, but it's all pennies. You win pennies at a penny slot. 
 Response 1: I got three for you. How are you, where have you been, what's going on? 
 Response 2: How many pennies have you won?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What if I want to serve a buffalo? 
 Response 1: My veins tell my story, my journey. You can see a lot through someone's veins. 
 Response 2: If you want to serve a buffalo, I hope you got a good elephant man on call.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm going to go back to the break room if you guys need me. But, don't need me. 
 Response 1: Thank you, a lot of people say I'm handsome-ish. 
 Response 2: I don't think that we will. Thank you very much.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We pray in there.  We pray in there.  It's our place of solitude.  Our sanctuary.  We pray that God will forgive us for all of our swears. 
 Response 1: Well, maybe that's why God's throwing you down to Hell because you're not going to a church. 
 Response 2: It's probably soot.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Come, before we march out in opening ceremonies, I have little vial of juice for you to drink. Let's say it's apple juice. This is clear apple juice, don't worry it has no additive colors or anything like that. And you'll drink it with a syringe in your arm. 
 Response 1: Oh thank you. Oh my god, we live in a place where what I did going around naked was OK and everybody now takes their clothes off around me? 
 Response 2: I have spent me entire life only training in my event and have very little knowledge of the world. I was given a list of things to steer clear of, and I wonder if "juice from a competing athlete administered through a needle" was on the list.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I just painted that painting like a half hour ago. 
 Response 1: So that's what I'm saying, it's another day we're just gonna let him, just stay here for free. 
 Response 2: It wasn't on a public wall, it was on someone's house.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm worried about your excessive rosé wine drinking because it's very hot out today. 
 Response 1: I'm sweating it out, you can see the vapors coming off of me. 
 Response 2: I tried to clear my mind and all I can think of is work. It's been too long. Maybe I should just leave and go back to the tenth circle of hell no one talks about.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The man is drunk. You two were having an affair and you used a binder and all of a sudden it was OK. 
 Response 1: That was, like, that was a half hour explanation. It was really good. 
 Response 2: We had very significant findings.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's a chimichurri. It's not really a soup, I guess. 
 Response 1: Alright, I will turn a blind eye to the tapeworms in your kitchen. 
 Response 2: It's an olive oil based sauce?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I could have sworn I heard a human sneeze. 
 Response 1: Kind of. I painted my hooves to look like little sneakers. 
 Response 2: Oh, yes. That is Carolyn, who is human.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do we go on the set now, Charlene? Or how does it work? 
 Response 1: Are any of those kids related to famous people? Because if so, I'm all in. 
 Response 2: You can do what ever you want as far as I'm concerned, whatever you mother fucking want. I'm not calling the shots on this one.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Last time you rats of Nim came in, is when the king was allowed to disappear. 
 Response 1: But, the date is for three years from now. 
 Response 2: I can't figure out if it's a coincidence or if you're blaming us.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Greg, I know this is a strange request - could you make a little divot in the final hole and I could rest my head in there. My open mouth would be the final hole.  
 Response 1: Yes, he's my dentist. 
 Response 2: You want your body implanted into the ground so flat that a call can roll over it and into your mouth.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Five stars.  I'm so scared of these guys giving me a bad rating. 
 Response 1: I told you, it's a co dependent relationship. 
 Response 2: Yeah, most rebounds in NBA history. I'm going to be a Houston Rocket.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: All babies are cute. Nature designed it that way. 
 Response 1: Like four giraffes fused together, or two double giraffes. 
 Response 2: But some are cuter than others. You're a very cute baby. You have good hair for a baby.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We're a little shorthanded at the moment 'cause i just fired someone. 
 Response 1: Go ahead and fire me, enjoy your pampered life. I'm about to see how real America works. 
 Response 2: Your crisp white suit tells me that it's summertime wherever you go. I know that much.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Tammy, you've got the strongest legs. That's why you're on the bottom of the three of us in the trench coat. 
 Response 1: Yeah, but I have the weakest shoulders. I'm sorry, I'm having second thoughts. 
 Response 2: I never had a quinceañera before. I was too poor to age.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We're going go need tickets to the game or we're going to kill you and all your friends. 
 Response 1: Luckily whatever it takes is just standing there and maybe shutting up. 
 Response 2: We'll do it with these rubix cubes.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm going to kill you so slowly, but before I do, I dare you to have a child on your own. I dare you to put that pressure on yourself. 
 Response 1: But he's just a butler, not an officer. 
 Response 2: I'll have a child any time I want, but it won't call me no God damn Dirt God.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: OK, you're a light skinned Jamal. I didn't know. 
 Response 1: He was busy on his phone playing Plants vs Zombies. I just figured I'd go with it and keep the reality real. So, I bit him. 
 Response 2: I'm fully white. My friends call me white Jamal.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mr. Millionaire, is there room in your carnival for a tapeworm who juggles? 
 Response 1: I tell you what, I'll give him a trial run. My carnival barker will announce that tapeworm and I want to see him show me the show of my life. 
 Response 2: Where have I been? How did I miss that in the news?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Dr. Hawaii's office, may I help you? 
 Response 1: I reckon my smart phone just called you. Are you in the Eudora area? 
 Response 2: I thought it was the whale we're stuck inside blowing water through its hole.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: About 25 years ago, he was here. He got an everything bagel with schmear. 
 Response 1: Oh, I remember him. I remember everyone by their bagel order. 
 Response 2: I completely forgot that Barbara was allergic to coconut and we ordered all that coconut shrimp.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm the white angel. I'm here to show you that you have something happening in the present. 
 Response 1: Yeah, this right now. You're talking to me. 
 Response 2: Fine. Just promise me you'll have a jazz band.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mr. Mitierry, your advice is so good.  We are selling all sorts of concessions.  People are so curious about what they hear from word of mouth! 
 Response 1: OK, well listen. I got a guitar, I gotta a can-do attitude, and I'm real small. Any suggestions? 
 Response 2: Don't thank me.  Thank your suppliers.  They're an important part of every chain.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yes, I understand that the staff here, we're all wearing t-shirts that say rosé-all-day. But hey, it's 11am and this would be your 7th. 
 Response 1: Well, I'm behind then. 
 Response 2: Dad, is that what you call each other? That's weird.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yes, Mr. McGonigal? Did you call me? 
 Response 1: That was back when this was just an orange grove that people would tour. 
 Response 2: Please, just call me father.
Output: Response 2