niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: Listen, I got good news for you. You're a new fireguy. And you, stair witch, you're like the worst person to have in the event of a fire. You make stairs go away. You'll never be a fireguy. 
 Response 1: Right, what we need to do to defeat his legion of terra cotta seven foot women. 
 Response 2: Hey, would wouldn't have realized all this if this stair witched hadn't therapy-d us.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: OK, I'm going to go in there. 
 Response 1: Hey, we're big agents here. We're scouting for talent. Forgive us. 
 Response 2: All right, Sherry. Please, be careful. Make sure you hold your arm out.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: God, you're only halfway done creating the universe. When are you going to finish that shit, for real? 
 Response 1: Jasper go get your Grandfather a cold wash cloth He's hot up there. 
 Response 2: See, this is why I never got married in the first place.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I've never seen a chive in the grocery store, but that could, I never go into the produce section of a grocery store because I find it intimidating. 
 Response 1: I had to make a choice. There are only eight hen in a Huey. There were ten in the patty. I had to leave behind Richie and Raunchy. 
 Response 2: It's very intimidating.  My wife is easily intimidated.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm sorry. I'm your downstairs neighbor. Twice a week I have to deal with your wife climbing down outside my window. 
 Response 1: Well, we're a very honest store with honest working people here, and we operate on that honesty first policy. 
 Response 2: My wife is a free spirit. Doesn't she deserve to be free?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He's the pudding phantom. 
 Response 1: It turns out the highest thing a phantom can be is haunting two random women that live together inside a pudding cup. 
 Response 2: You make a really good point, and that reminds me.  I should buy some salt and pepper shakers for my store.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Gregory, do you want to film coming off the Apollo first? 
 Response 1: I'll do it. I'm here all day, so whatever you want to do. You just poing me where to go. 
 Response 2: Because I don't want to forget 2013.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, as soon as this is over you have a new, fresh life. You deserve way more than what he gave you. 
 Response 1: I know that's why this year we're going to slip laxative in their Gator-aid. 
 Response 2: Thank you, Carol.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Why do we have to take our fun time and go learn how to be more effective members of society? 
 Response 1: Yeah, it's so abrupt. It's like one minute we're having fun and the next minute we're in a factory. 
 Response 2: OK. I'll be right here. I don't want to talk and I don't want to get in your way. I just want to hang out quietly.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What a wonderful story. Tell us more about your travels to America. 
 Response 1: Well, I decided to go to Miami because I heard the Cuban food and the plantains were delicious. I was doing a new version of myself and my personality. Of more of an artist than a musician. 
 Response 2: We're going to let the customer decide who he is actually purchasing it from.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Just because my voice sounds slightly more gravely, you think I'm older than you guys? 
 Response 1: Well, you also have gray hair and long white beard. 
 Response 2: We almost made it, though. If it wasn't for that accident.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Look at those tights. Those tights are stupid. And look at that stupid Tinkerbell. I hope she dies. 
 Response 1: Ray, you're ruining this play for everyone. 
 Response 2: It's coagulation of duck and cocaine.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Because I hear there's other lawyers out there who are saying there's no such thing as vampire lawyers. 
 Response 1: How can you do court during the day, though? 
 Response 2: I just figured, you know, am I going to spend my whole life waiting for this FedEx package? Maybe I should go and find it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: OK, well I vote no. 
 Response 1: Wow. I didn't see that coming from "the girl." 
 Response 2: It's a lie. I never loved him. I don't know where you would get that from.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've never seen anything like this in my life.  It's gotta be extremely valuable. Yeah. Who is it signed by? 
 Response 1: Not any of the Rolling Stones. I think it's signed by Barney Frank. There's gotta be somebody that that hits some buttons for. They're willing to pay top dollar. OK, let's go out and talk to this kid. 
 Response 2: Oh, hello! Hello is always a wonderful thing to hear from anyone.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We have established we did not see each other. 
 Response 1: Get the dolls under him. We need him to cry on the dolls. 
 Response 2: Our backs were facing one another.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Young lady, do you recall being in New Orleans in the last two years? 
 Response 1: Yes, I brought you back on my back. You hugged me and then I brought you back to this time period. 
 Response 2: Yes, but I don't know if we can release that to the public.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Old man Timmons is watching you, so stop dropping cups and help this lady with her Chihuahua Margarita. 
 Response 1: But we just walked out of the room. 
 Response 2: I just got a little flustered that I've been calling you by the wrong name.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What happened in there, dad? 
 Response 1: Nobody ever does, mom. 
 Response 2: Well, I hope you have the rest of the afternoon cleared, because I'm going to be on The Price is Right.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: If you want to serve a cow, have it's older friend and uncle the buffalo. 
 Response 1: It's definitely unorthodox, but I support you in that. 
 Response 2: What if I want to serve a buffalo?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What do you have that doesn't have dairy in it or soy? 
 Response 1: I carry them both near my thigh. 
 Response 2: Huh, we have um. Toppings? I can give you some sprinkles for 89 cents.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Look, if anybody's ready to order, I'm waiting. 
 Response 1: I feel it's only right if we step aside so the birthday girl can order. 
 Response 2: That's actually a beautiful name for a woman.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You probably know this song. It's an English Country classic. 
 Response 1: Well, we're criminals and runaways, first we ran away then we became criminals. 
 Response 2: Yes, it's called Lamp Shade as a Hat. I love that song.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Gross tic tac, I'm never going to eat you. I'm just going to let you get all the lint off the bottom. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I wouldn't recommend eating me either. It's gotten pretty bad. 
 Response 2: My name is Militia.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This Excalibur 2000 is one great machine. 
 Response 1: It was worth the 89 thousand dollars my husband spent on it. 
 Response 2: We are police. Police that are out on the street in uniforms with cars.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I think that she's actually married to Gwenyth Paltrow's dad. That's my big problem. 
 Response 1: Even for servicemen? Are you against our soldiers? 
 Response 2: It's a lie. I never loved him. I don't know where you would get that from.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: But I'd seen it done in a much smaller sphere than I built. It should have worked even better. 
 Response 1: It was a closed course. Professional drivers. 
 Response 2: They've only got cashews and almonds. What are we going to do with that?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Have you heard the original song? 
 Response 1: Especially now that we know to bring treasures back after we doink her. 
 Response 2: It's a snore. It's a bore and a snore.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Welcome to the council meeting. We are the Televangiles. We have called this special session at the request of Reverent St. Augustine. 
 Response 1: Sir, sir! There is no cooking on this bus. I'm going to have to ask you to get off. Get off the bus and get your rotund child with you. 
 Response 2: I hope this is important. I was working on a puzzle.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Vinnie Jones has a name like a poor guy, but he made a bunch of money beating people up or something. 
 Response 1: He also picked some pockets, too. 
 Response 2: I'm feeling threatened.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My god. I see tomatoes and potatoes. What is it? 
 Response 1: It's not a pie, it's spaghetti. 
 Response 2: Why, thank you. I'd like to unburden myself of these gloves.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: No, that's the thing, it happens just like that. It's called Spontaneonation combustion. 
 Response 1: Oh, my God. That's terrifying branding. I might rethink this gig. 
 Response 2: OK. It's traditional showbiz ware. It's a striped blazer and bow tie, straw boater and a cane. I'm not sure why that makes me an asshole.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You are Steve, the American baker. Everyone knows about you. 
 Response 1: Well, I mean, I'd like to think so. I do have a commercial out there. 
 Response 2: OK. Should I go out there and admit that I brought him back here or should I play dumb?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've never been on a bus. I wanted to be on a bus. 
 Response 1: So, wait. You have the ability to inhabit a tree or inhabit a person, but you had to take a bus here? 
 Response 2: Thank you very much. I'm blind.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey, listen, let me ask you something. Do you think I gotta shot at making it to the bigs? 
 Response 1: You might get a cup of coffee in the bigs, but that's about it. This is A ball right now. Then you gotta go to triple A ball, then you gotta go down to double A ball. Then you gotta go up to the majors. I got a cup of coffee back in the '60s. 
 Response 2: Yeah, on planes. I'm always getting yelled at by the stewards.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm still here. I just wanted to help our ghosts buddies out. 
 Response 1: Jimmy, would you like to take a television for the road? 
 Response 2: Oh, you're such a giver, Terry.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What about colored stones for our new inventory? People enjoy that. Like ruby or sapphire. 
 Response 1: We've been doing colored stones since the dawn of god damn time. 
 Response 2: OK. I love the, what do you call this, threshold? I can just hang out at the threshold.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We're just two lonely people from the wrong side of the tracks. You know, we didn't think we were worthy of your whipped cream. 
 Response 1: Every side of the tracks is the right side to Budino. 
 Response 2: I love power. It's my favorite personality trait.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Once again, I want to point out that you shop at a human meat market. 
 Response 1: What was that about?  I feel like you might have done some serious injury to yourself.  You never took it off.  You were pouring sweat! 
 Response 2: The whole point I go there is it's the best source of human bones. There's no need for the humans bones to go to waste. Why should those people have died in vain?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, Terry, you're single? 
 Response 1: Yeah, you know. It's hard to lay someone down when you got to travel to so many Burger Kinds and McDonald's across the country. 
 Response 2: I'm a little scared. It's quite dark in here. The candles are all very melted and yet, they are still on.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: At ease everybody. No need to salute me just because I'm so well decorated. 
 Response 1: Look at this guy. He's got fruit salad on his jacket and scrambled eggs on his cap. 
 Response 2: Really? You know, you guys let Robert Downey Jr. act in the movie and I'm naturally tan and I went to Ms. Tina's acting school.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: How about the Ice berg or the berg? 
 Response 1: That will make people think of the Titanic. It's very sad. There's nothing funny about the Titanic. 
 Response 2: If we just climb in the back of their pickup truck, they might not notice that we're in there.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've been cutting your hair for 92 minutes. 
 Response 1: To be fair, it's only taken 92 minutes because the first 45 you were looking at the photo I brought and you were confused. 
 Response 2: I don't think there are stairs.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Stop talking. We paid a lot of money for these tickets. 
 Response 1: Oh, you're a dummy then. 
 Response 2: I'd like all over spikes, almost like head studs.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm an afterlife recycle doula. 
 Response 1: I guess you can get anything from Task Rabbit. Who knew you could actually find an afterlife recycle doula? 
 Response 2: It was your idea to have us come here too, you fucking tree.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Best Buy throws out day old laptops. They don't want to keep them. 
 Response 1: And I carried that thing, the tall scale that doctors used to have? I just dragged that with me. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I've seen the expiration stickers.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It sounds like an MC Escher drawing. 
 Response 1: Oh, yeah! Yeah, it's just like that. 
 Response 2: That wasn't really the police's fault, though. That was more the pickle thieves'.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're Rumpledumpskin? 
 Response 1: Wait, the molecules are that long? How long is the actual dust itself, that's visible to the eye? 
 Response 2: That's right, and I'll grant you three wishes!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Those nine girls are my nieces. 
 Response 1: I did say that. You're right. How do you always remember these things? 
 Response 2: Wow, that's complicated.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I was raised by chickens. 
 Response 1: It's a booth, you step into it. It's not like a table with a fucking tablecloth thrown over it that says "crafts." 
 Response 2: That's so sad, but I do hear they are great hug recipients.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Toby, I want you to tell this giraffe horse something you like about her. 
 Response 1: I'm called a hiraffe. I had a lot of laughs. 
 Response 2: Thank you for your service.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's OK, Nooky. We're not mad. 
 Response 1: I really thought I could help, but I realized those are heavy boxes. 
 Response 2: People will get hungry, especially with a tapeworm in the picture.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Jamal! That's my name too. 
 Response 1: Oh. That's so sad. 
 Response 2: OK, you're just light skinned. I didn't know.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I almost got found out at work today. They almost found out that I don't have tentacles. 
 Response 1: It's a booth, you step into it. It's not like a table with a fucking tablecloth thrown over it that says "crafts." 
 Response 2: Listen, I told you to wear that special sweater.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I just got the new iPhone SS. It's a super sport. 
 Response 1: It's working! I changed the iPhone Wikipedia entry last week. They renamed the phone. 
 Response 2: Oh, no! Not the fence! We just had that put in.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey, you gotta get it back and reattach it. That prosthetic has been in the mouth of too many pups. 
 Response 1: Yeah, of course. I don't know why you have to explain that to me. I got my name written on the loser list incorrectly. 
 Response 2: I tried to catch it, okay, but once you've got my prosthetic I am severely hindered.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Correct me if I'm wrong. You don't care about kids. 
 Response 1: I don't give a shit about kids. But our baby is going to be different. No more sociopaths in my family. 
 Response 2: Our daddy-master is paging me. He wants me to return Amile.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sit still, rookie. This is gonna hurt a lot. 
 Response 1: They're wrong. Unless they say I'm too good. 
 Response 2: You shouldn't have told him that.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It felt like a hate crime from where I was standing. 
 Response 1: What if I add this to the kitty? These two animals are now trained to sniff out anything you put in front of them. 
 Response 2: I could have sworn he just came from work and that's why he's dressed like that.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That guy just beat up a cop. 
 Response 1: He threw a rock and knocked out a cop. 
 Response 2: Sorry, all I had was a menthol. I didn't have a mint.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey, you guys, I just squeezed some fresh goat milk. Do you want some? 
 Response 1: No. See, you told me where it was from. I don't want it. 
 Response 2: Wow. Classic misunderstanding. I thought we were all friends.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is that how you're going to do the part?  You sound like a crazy person! 
 Response 1: You sound like somebody that keeps stepping on a child's toy. 
 Response 2: Yeah of course, what did you think it was a line for?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Gentlemen, I realize my mistake. We was asking what was optimal temperature, but we forgot to ask was it the optimal temperature for human or chickens?? 
 Response 1: Right. He was post-war. He was a Korean War God. 
 Response 2: Oh, I got egg on my face 'cause I thought you meant me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Michael, I hope they make a movie about our story one day. 
 Response 1: I hope they make it about our brave, twin story. There aren't enough stories out there about kids with STDs, forced to do highway work. 
 Response 2: I'm Clinton. Hey, it's like Bill Clinton. It's almost like we're destined to sit next to each other.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Stop throwing paper clips at me! 
 Response 1: And then go to bed and smoke.  Maybe we will die this way. 
 Response 2: You look like a bionic person, but you don't have no skills.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's really tense here most of the time. I'm glad you're here. 
 Response 1: Have you two thought about seeing a counselor? 
 Response 2: It was through God that this happened. My work here is done. Smoke bomb!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I predict I'll probably be doing this job for the rest of my life. 
 Response 1: Oh great, look you even gave me a slammer! 
 Response 2: See, you found your thing and I found my thing. Isn't that great? I feel like we have that focus in common.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Here ma'am, have a sip out of my flask. This is "kid juice." 
 Response 1: Oh, that seems a little odd, but since you're with the park, I guess it's alright. 
 Response 2: Have you, that's funny because I have never wanted to meet you, ever!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I advance towards you one stilt at a time. 
 Response 1: Yeah, they haven't been happy for a long time. There's just a lot of misery. 
 Response 2: I recoil at first, because I'm used to it, but then something tells me to let it happen.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What is it, a scientific souffle? 
 Response 1: Technically cooking is science, so yes it is a scientific souffle. 
 Response 2: Well, if they went into labor, they could have parked right up front. Should have gone to emergency.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Arlene, don't get the coyote to come into the house. Little Donald is upstairs. 
 Response 1: Little Donald will be fine, OK? This is not a dingo. It don't eat babies. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I printed it up on my home computer.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I mean, I don't think it's serious. I haven't been to the doctor. I don't really believe in doctors. 
 Response 1: What do you mean? Is it a religious thing? Or you don't believe they exist? 
 Response 2: I admit no such thing. This is just a nice pen that I've had for quite some time.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Anus, it's no coincidence that I happened to meet you at the Downy train station. I know who you are and what you've done to my family. 
 Response 1: Nothing will ever, ever break up Deee-light. 
 Response 2: So, this whole funeral is a ruse. I guess there's no one in this casket.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I made signs with with his face on it. 
 Response 1: I've seen one of those signs. It just says "my husband's  gone". There's no number or anything. 
 Response 2: Well, then let him do it, so I can finish listening to this program.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: How much do you have sir I can see you want to buy it. 
 Response 1: It's actually a great system unless the mailman starts opening up the letters and reading them. 
 Response 2: I've got umm just this piece of string so can I brorrow the money from you?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Now, your headshot is pretty professional, but based on your behavior I'm going to say you're actually not. 
 Response 1: Yeah, they didn't exist back then, I don't think. 
 Response 2: It's an iPhone 7 Plus. I used the depth feature.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm going to close the lid of the listening tank. If anything at all goes wrong you need to jump out of the tank. 
 Response 1: Right out of the tank and into your arms. Got it. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I'm going to see an old friend, who I think is in hospice care.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sir, are you suggesting you're doing me a favor? That you're doing me a favor by going into the football game without me paying you? 
 Response 1: OK. Cran, why don't you go toss yourself into the ocean and you'll be out of the way? 
 Response 2: Yeah. What's a football game without fans?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Just the usual? But Miranda, it's your birthday. Don't you want to do something special? 
 Response 1: It just seems like everyone in my life has forgotten my birthday today. Including me. 
 Response 2: I don't care. We got a clear shot to kill Geum, get the doughnuts, and get out of here. I want to go home.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I think that the gang is falling apart. I think that they're battling against their leader, the little Episcopalian one in there. 
 Response 1: My name is Kevaregi. I was named after a classical composer. 
 Response 2: That's the one that robbed the pet store. You can tell because he's an ugly boy.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, if Crystal Light believes in you, then I believe in Dark Crystal, too. 
 Response 1: Oh, that's good. I was really expecting an argument. 
 Response 2: It's awful. Have you ever tried living with someone that has almost the same name as you? It's so confusing. I open the wrong mail. I go to the wrong doctor's appointments. It's a mess.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hello, are you from Melbourne? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I'm from Melbourne and Australia. 
 Response 2: I am an inch long.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Get out of my sight! And find me the best eggs fit for a hotel! 
 Response 1: Okay. But you can't fire us, because we have a very strong union. 
 Response 2: It's OK. We're past that now.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We were wondering if you would come to to the museum. We have an ant problem in our painting. 
 Response 1: You're a big deal. Absolutely. I'm just saying, that some of the negative side effects are coming out. You're not a body builder. You're not some sort of athlete. You don't need this raging testosterone in your body. 
 Response 2: Oh yeah, sure. I've done a lot of work in paintings. I dealt with the Francis Bacon one with the weird dog.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Gretchen left. She didn't like our rendition. 
 Response 1: Correct. I' very uncomfortable.Planes aren't made for tall people. 
 Response 2: She didn't like your spoof?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Renee, that sounds like a woman's name. I won't hit a woman and I'm not about to start by giving them cancer. 
 Response 1: Yeah, and the hospital is within a convention center. 
 Response 2: All this time later and people still aren't hitting women? It's 2058 already.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, my god. The grandma from Family Matters is here. 
 Response 1: Why would you wear a striped, tie-dye shirt? Especially on TV? 
 Response 2: Estelle. Her name is Estelle.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Like the original Little Mermaid in Hans Christian Andersen's takes. They say every step felt like walking on scissors. 
 Response 1: It's a little like that. This one feels like you're at the dentist getting drilled all over your body. Not in a good way. 
 Response 2: We're going to let the customer decide who he is actually purchasing it from.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Look, you said you were two weeks from retirement a month ago. Why are you still even here? 
 Response 1: I came back to clean up this mess you and your partner got us into. Now the department says you're suspended. 
 Response 2: Thank you. It's funny because it's like, uh, it's all crazy. 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Dennis and I have made a very dramatic decision. 
 Response 1: It includes fucking by the way, but we're also going to start dancing. Join us everybody. 
 Response 2: Can't I talk with someone in private for one second?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Listen, every year we're entitled to that person pan pizza in Cedar Rapids. It's the Pizza Hut main headquarters. 
 Response 1: It's the only place where Pizza Hut is still a sit down restaurant. That salad bar is delicious. 
 Response 2: I can't believe he drove his car backstage.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey, you stupid dog, you lack opposable thumbs. 
 Response 1: Yeah, you're dumb. You can't type and you don't even know what a spreadsheet is, stupid. 
 Response 2: Yep, I go to church every Saturday?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We should get out of this room. 
 Response 1: I have nice shorts on and I have nice hair. 
 Response 2: We should. The killer is right behind you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Can I ask you, Timothy, what was you going to ask that chicken but you literally chickened out?? 
 Response 1: Oh, I never even thought of that. I was gonna ask that chicken what it thought of me. 
 Response 2: I want a pair of gills, so I can breathe.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Attention it is us the presidents so sorry that we have been in hiding for so long. 
 Response 1: They have been hiding so long they aren't even the presidents anymore they just don't know it yet. 
 Response 2: Alright, I will turn a blind eye to the tapeworms in your kitchen.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Don't mean to interrupt, but the camper's are arriving, and you two have been behind the honesty tree for a good half hour. 
 Response 1: But I just saw you guys recognize each other and see each other, you mean that was all for show? 
 Response 2: OK, Beth, well, we're doing some honesty here. Give us a little more time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I want to make a good impression on the other players and the watchers. 
 Response 1: Yes, us chasing your ex. Fine, we can go together. I just lost my job, but I have a few shackles saved. 
 Response 2: Oh, the people watching from the bleachers? Yes, the spectators.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I drove here, well actually my mom drove me here. 
 Response 1: Yeah, what are you going to do with this money if you win it? Are you just gonna lose it? 
 Response 2: She really did didn't she, look!  There she is outside!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Kyle has something to say to all of us. 
 Response 1: I just want to say that I'm a sociopath and all I care about is myself and my own fortunes. If there's a way that Melissa can be in a relationship and still maintain a successful business, I'd be OK with that. 
 Response 2: What? How's Maybelline gonna change your address? This is crazy. She's married to the daddy-master.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're like a book that's yet to be opened. What's your story? 
 Response 1: Who me? What's my story? Tim Jimson? My story isn't all that interesting. 
 Response 2: Yeah, we're expecting him at any moment and we could really use your help.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Melissa was a wonderful woman. 
 Response 1: Me too. Feels like I've been waiting for a lot of things for a while. Like, there's this package that seems to be taking longer to be delivered than I was told. 
 Response 2: I know, and she was wronged. She was stoned by the children.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I didn't know that you had such a big heart. 
 Response 1: That's right. That's why they call me Hearty. Back home. That's what the boys call me. 
 Response 2: You just solved the next riddle that we hadn't even asked yet.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Anything we can get you? 
 Response 1: No, but my sister is supposed to come see me today, she's a big newscaster. 
 Response 2: Getty gets used. Getty gets brought out like a corpse. Like some Weekend at Bernie's guy that's pushed around at the beach. I guess if you call that ready, Getty is always ready.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Caroline, these last forty eight hours have meant the world to me. Would you do me the great honor of becoming my wife? 
 Response 1: My god, I'm remembering sad things that happened before I was born. 
 Response 2: I would be honored. It would be a great honor we would both be doing for one another.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I drove here, if that makes a difference on if you like me or not. 
 Response 1: It does because we like to be pedestrians because we're from New York. 
 Response 2: To make us work this long without breaks?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I have fantastic legs. I shave them. 
 Response 1: Coincidentally, I am also here for love on this singles blimp ride.  
 Response 2: They are smooth and very silky.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mommy's going to do her TJ Maxx run. You go and run in the bushes at the park. 
 Response 1: I'm out of here? Well, poop you sir! 
 Response 2: OK. Mommy, will I be able to play with ghosts in the haunted amusement park?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Happy anniversary, Vivian. I can't believe it's been three weeks since we got married. 
 Response 1: Yeah, that's a basic function of most desks. 
 Response 2: Happy anniversary, Shaun. It's the most beautiful three weeks of my life. I feel like I can almost feel.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Kay, can you come into the office? The sign on the Steinways, they're very hard to read. 
 Response 1: I put lot of extra curls on the letters. 
 Response 2: I don't think he's looking too well these days.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I thought that was a dog. 
 Response 1: Once you taste this milk, you won't think that again. 
 Response 2: I need to get my car out of here. It's in distress.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Wait, I need to understand something. Big Red, you're our pimp. So that little fella's your pimp? 
 Response 1: Of course, there's a chain of command, baby. 
 Response 2: Mr. Buffett, Jimmy. Please, right this way. Have a seat.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Do I have time to go to the bathroom? 
 Response 1: What's that? You need to go to the bathroom? I don't have time to talk to you. I gotta go around and tell everyone that we have ten minutes until the Grand Ole Opry starts. 
 Response 2: So you're a funny bouncer? You bounce funny out the room? I don't get it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've never seen a man waddle with his cock out. 
 Response 1: Oh, you didn't see the high school captain? He's done stuff. 
 Response 2: Let me put it on real quick. I have no depth perception.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The robe should be closed until I say it's time to disrobe, but. That's OK. 
 Response 1: I'm bringing the grease so they can cook. 
 Response 2: It was really chafing me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Who wouldn't want to be from here? This is the home to most of the places that a gator has killed someone in America. 
 Response 1: That is true. We do boast that statistic. 
 Response 2: Fine, but it's more blood than normal. And it's really red.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Would you like to pray before you go into the doctor's office? 
 Response 1: I think that's a fantastic idea. We haven't prayed ever. 
 Response 2: Yeah sure I can do that, I'll sign right there on the bulge!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: No kidding, mom. You have been somewhere else all day. 
 Response 1: It was a home birth. We lived in a sales area. We sold things from our home. So, when the mid-wives went to get a birth certificate, they actually got a gift certificate. 
 Response 2: Sorry we're so late picking you up from the ocean.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You know what I want to try? A fruit salad sandwich. 
 Response 1: Oh, this cook, he could make anything. All you have to do is ask him. He did something with a starfruit once and it blew my mind. 
 Response 2: Fine, I'll shadow Marie while she does this sale. Or attempts it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're going to go back and make your mother cut back on the wine spritzers and get her a prosthetic hand that looks decent.  
 Response 1: At the beach? Is he working really hard at the beach? 
 Response 2: I will do what you ask, your majesty. Thank you for spring my life.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh aren't you two a handsome couple. 
 Response 1: Well, thank you. This is our one marriage. We just got married. 
 Response 2: You were married in the middle school?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We're worried about your disheveled appearance. There are regulations and laws about wearing clothes, Gwyneth. 
 Response 1: All I can say is that babies are born naked and I would ask you all to consider that before you ask me to put on clothes. 
 Response 2: All right. God, you weren't kidding. I can't even see the end of it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I can't eat pudding one more god damn time. 
 Response 1: Alright, one the count of three I'll pry the door open. 
 Response 2: I know, I asked for pizza today, but the pudding guy just keeps showing up.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Dirt God, you did it. You got the lady down here. 
 Response 1: That's a very specific example. Do you know something about what happened? 
 Response 2: I sure did. I'm holding her esophagus right now.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So are these paintings for sale or what? 
 Response 1: Yeah, Steve Rogers. We have so much in common. 
 Response 2: As I said before, these are all for sale.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Honey, I bought you a new car. 
 Response 1: Again? 
 Response 2: I told you to use a mop.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The doctor told me 13 minutes ago that I have 15 minutes. 
 Response 1: OK. I can wait 2 minutes to go pee then. 
 Response 2: Alright, but I should be doing that for you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: If you are not going to finish the fortune cookie, you shouldn't get the fortune. 
 Response 1: Objection! Oh, wait, we can appeal. 
 Response 2: Yes, do you think it was a message to you, Joshua?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I just ask his guy if he's a comedian and he said no. 
 Response 1: He's not a comedian? Sometimes they lie. I still think he is. 
 Response 2: I did. I thought I needed to be the one family member who lived up to our glorious name.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Spencer, I don't know if I'm gonna make it. I'm so seasick. 
 Response 1: There's a mop and bucket for all your mouth puke. 
 Response 2: He's trying but all that he has managed to do is call 911.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I shouldn't have eaten so many hot dogs before we got on the dance floor. I feel kind of queasy. 
 Response 1: Well, here's this year's contestants. First up, Mrs. Feathers.  
 Response 2: You're turning white!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Now that you mention it, I don't either. I thought it was your idea. 
 Response 1: I thought it was your idea. This is like that time we went to Lake Tahoe. 
 Response 2: Right. I can tell you that he's disguised as Mary, my make-up lady, who is also disguised as various things. She's got a gorilla mask on and a Superman costume.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Curtis, I love you so much. 
 Response 1: I remember that day. I was your boss. I promoted you. 
 Response 2: I love you too - I want to say, Marjorie?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Larry, I gotta let you go. Clyde, I gotta let you go too. 
 Response 1: Who let's the Big Toppers go? We're the Big Top brothers. 
 Response 2: Thank you, my dear. May I also get one of those biscottis?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Why don't you just wring out your shirt? 
 Response 1: Really, Clark? Well, that's mean. I'm just a piece of meat to you? 
 Response 2: Rochelle, I ain't gonna lie. This is a game changer.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm trying to find the perfect people for this cast. Jim that ran it last year is going around town saying that I'm not going to make it. I'm going to make it, Delores. You know I'm going to make it. 
 Response 1: So just stuff from boxes, then? But we could cater for you with fresh meats or whatever is in hotdogs. 
 Response 2: Janice, I know. I get it. I got it. I'm here for you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: There's a woman in the way. Doctor, what's wrong with him? Will he ever recover? 
 Response 1: Ma'am. The lady is the doctor. He is a doctor, but he's not the doctor. 
 Response 2: They're Eucharists. It's Christmas, so I figured there should be some Christ stuff in there.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey, Dracula.  You killed my whole family. 
 Response 1: Oh, look at you.  A townsfolk.  You think I'm scared of you? 
 Response 2: Oh, my goodness! What a surprise. We'd never expect to see you here.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I can drink with the best of 'em. Here, have one. They're fizzle-snitzes. 
 Response 1: Are you a representative of the colonial government here on planet LV-whatever it is? 
 Response 2: Believe me, I know. I think that sounds great. But that is not what we got invited to.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Okay, I'm very tormented as a member of the Swiss Guard to go along with this terrible plan.? 
 Response 1: We do have some cans of wine for purchase. For the continental snack, we'll put out bags of baked Lays. 
 Response 2: I'm going to have spank you with this crucifix just to get you to do this again, huh?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Who does this President think she is? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I printed it up on my home computer. 
 Response 2: That's an excellent question. You're right. Our rights are being trampled on, just like that snake on that flag.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You know me, I fall in love so quickly. 
 Response 1: You certainly do. You've had many loves over the year that you've met at this garden. 
 Response 2: Now I'm a drunk for life, too. Just like you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Let's see what we have in here. There's a chair, bunks, there's an old broom. 
 Response 1: Can't you two keep it down? I'm trying to sleep. What a terrible sister you are. 
 Response 2: Well, capitalism thankfully has already been crafted for us. We're just taking advantage of it in a big way.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Fine. Fifty dollars each. A wall, some stairs. The list is getting long. 
 Response 1: It's my birthday. 
 Response 2: I got an idea. He's probably thinking of the next big business move he's going to make for this company.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: She's pretty good at hiding being a robot, but what about that whole story with her cousin Vinny? 
 Response 1: Yeah, and she says water can't get on her skin. She must perspire. That's how the body stays cool. 
 Response 2: We're going to shoot him while we're shooting. There's going to be two shooters.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: But look how melty the clocks are in this painting. This really is tremendous. 
 Response 1: Oh and look at the giraffe burning in the back. 
 Response 2: Thank you very much. And I feel like I earned it. I earned the trust of all of the rich people who live here and the ten poor people.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Welcome to the potato farm. Are you enjoying the tour of the potato crops? 
 Response 1: Yeah, it's earthy. 
 Response 2: We're in the middle of the Mediterranean in a super yacht.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So, you understand about barn parties do you? You understand what it takes to have the perfect ingredients for a rockin' good time? 
 Response 1: Of course, they are: drums, cows, plywood. 
 Response 2: No, it's scary. Who's going to feed me?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I haven't even got my learner's permit. 
 Response 1: They have schools for that. They're called driving schools. Also, don't they have driver's ed. at your school? 
 Response 2: What? Take too long to do things? Your elections would beg to differ.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I see the driver is not in this vehicle and you're parked in a handicapped. I don't see a handicap sticker so you're going to have to move to another spot. 
 Response 1: I've got a bum leg, my leg doesn't work so good. 
 Response 2: There is something about the shape of a square that causes people to call in love, basically. If only my strict policy guidelines didn't forbid inter-garden romance.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hello, I just gotta move these boxes over to another stack over there. 
 Response 1: I'm here to help you. Don't worry. I got your back. 
 Response 2: Carol, I will take that complaint under advisement. Would you mind surrendering that card and I'll put it with the others?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I was just gonna ask Lilith. You feel like going on tour with me, maybe with a few other ladies who like to play music? 
 Response 1: He sounds wonderful. 
 Response 2: This seems to me like the only way for you and me to get away from Jeff over here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah, so that was tough for you, right? I had to lie about when things were all of the time. 
 Response 1: Yes, we need somebody to help. I know you're a vet and I just unloaded a lot of stuff on you. 
 Response 2: Yeah, you just told me the story about when you lied about your pants.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I've been trying to look away but I can't. 
 Response 1: I keep following you. As your head moves my head moves. 
 Response 2: No, I don't think I'm jealous about it.  I mean, like, it's probably, like, perfect casting or whatever.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Spray some of that stuff on Rufus' paws. He loves it. 
 Response 1: You know why I came here. I want a "pot roast." 
 Response 2: He does. It's the only thing he loves in this world anymore.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Obviously, we smoked during the games. This is 60's. But I thought, like, you couldn't drink you know, on the field. 
 Response 1: What, are you listening to Skip? Don't listen to him. He's a real straight shooter. 
 Response 2: I suppose he could consume the other person's body after murdering him so he could swallow his entirety into himself.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You! I can't believe it. I banned you from the McCormick place. 
 Response 1: I've been thinking about that a lot lately, actually, in the last few seconds since we first mentioned your place. And I actually feel really guilty about that. In fact, I'm mortified. 
 Response 2: I'm excited, I'm nervous. Trying to tell myself the nervous feeling is excitement, like when you're on a plane that has turbulence and you tell yourself it's almost like being on a roller coaster that you chose.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Rumplepiltdown, it just seems like a high price to pay. 
 Response 1: What kind of accent do they have? Is it specific? I don't want to have to give up my white linen suit. 
 Response 2: What's the big deal? I'm just asking you to serve me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: How long will it be your birthday? How much time do I have? You're not one of those where it stretches into 2 day birthdays, are you? 
 Response 1: Her labor was very intense. She was born at 11:00 am. I stand behind her often because I want her to shine. 
 Response 2: I'm grabbing onto one. He's slippery!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What can we do? The people have spoken. They want digital photographs. They already exist and they've been using them for awhile. 
 Response 1: What if we do 30 minute photos? We'll work extra hard and get them done faster. We'll double our effort. 
 Response 2: And that would explain why your skin is so fresh and radiant.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So, how will we know what to do when the salesman shows up? 
 Response 1: I don't know what to say.  I feel like I've broken down so many of your emotional barriers today and, being your mechanic and all, I haven't even begun to touch your car.  This is momentous. 
 Response 2: Oh, you'll know what to do. There will be an operative, who will be there and explain everything.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey man, get a load of this. They're really going or it. 
 Response 1: OK. Well, be careful out there. Bye, Joshua. 
 Response 2: They really are. Hey, that's my wife down there.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What are we going to do? I feel like any minute, we're going to be crushed by these rival hill people. 
 Response 1: Yes, and I'll play a pregnant preteen, and I'll somehow make it a political statement. 
 Response 2: If only something would come that could blow the hill people away.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: A lot of people complain about the sound of my voice. That's actually why I got into stick-ups. I thought maybe I'd get discovered by a voice-over agent. 
 Response 1: I have. And I've been hoping that you would use me because I could easily carry every box. 
 Response 2: By robbing them?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We have to get into the mind of the snake. The snake is just as scared as we are. 
 Response 1: Oh, everybody knows that about the snake. St. Patrick taught us that. 
 Response 2: Oh, no. My own children didn't come so it's nice to have this lovely couple here.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh my god, I just walked in and I heard you say that. That's, like, so profound. 
 Response 1: You should do stand-up hour. We need more women in stand-up. 
 Response 2: Stop telling my business, Mom.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: He pulled the old double talk on me. He doubled everything I said, but he just changed the pronouns. 
 Response 1: That's right. We've never had ten year old children sentenced to community service before. 
 Response 2: He changed the "you"s to "me" and "I".
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, this is Narnia. I came all the way from Alabama. 
 Response 1: Wow. I came all the way from Antarctica or the Arctic. 
 Response 2: Oh, my god, it could last for weeks and months. The first cricket game is still happening.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Guys, I don't want to interrupt, but you've pinned me between you and the wall of glasses. 
 Response 1: You just stay there. I want you to witness this. 
 Response 2: You saying "craisins" made it move.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What were you screaming about over there behind the couch?? 
 Response 1: We just uh... we just talking about, uh, temperatures. You know how in Europe they got different temperatures than here. 
 Response 2: Well he's awfully big for age five.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hello there Devin. 
 Response 1: Hey, how's it going buddy? Y'all went to go see a movie or something, didn't you? 
 Response 2: Please, Sherry, give me just one second. I just sent an email to myself to talk to customer.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Do you know, I put butter on our steps every night, but, somehow, I don't know if it's because he wears his golf cleats in the house, but, he always makes it up the stairs. 
 Response 1: I wanted you to love me as a dad, not as a rock star. 
 Response 2: Oh, they learned that in, like, middle school or something.  I don't know.  They get taught how to braid their pubes and wear cleats everywhere.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You should go talk to Roger, Donna. You're the Executive Producer. 
 Response 1: I know and I never asked to be this. I don't know how I got this job. 
 Response 2: Good news guys, pudding for lunch again!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well I'm going in and I'll see what happens. 
 Response 1: All right I guess that is the best we can do fresh fish I did it in the seventies so I think you will be ok. 
 Response 2: That would be fantastic. That way in darkness, I'll be able to see them clearly.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You got much smaller. Is that why they call you Rumplepiltdown? 
 Response 1: I think that's my car's soul. 
 Response 2: That's right. I just gotta piltdown every once in awhile.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: How do you know Dakota? 
 Response 1: Oh, we're sisters. 
 Response 2: Yeah, well, she does too. All those things. She keeps my other place clean. She cooks. She has sex with me in my other place. I must go. It's my manly duty to please all women.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm going to spin the Wheel of Fortune. One, two, whee. Come on, big money. 
 Response 1: Here we go. It is stopping. Coming to a stop, and, big money! You won the Wheel of Fortune! 
 Response 2: Yes, it's one of them classic ones. You can tell because we've got wallpaper in the foyer. And you can get a classic English breakfast.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Do you want to go back to the past again? And do it over again for a third time? 
 Response 1: I'm getting concerned I'm using up all the power in your yo-yo, but, let's do it. 
 Response 2: OK. You're a woman after my own heart. You're really going to enjoy this scent.
Output: Response 1