niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: Karen, your dream is my command. 
 Response 1: Well Chris, that's because you won't play my man vs. man hunting game I like to play. Haven't you seen me playing? 
 Response 2: Oh, yay! Karen getting her dream makes me want to sing.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: When I started this train platform solo monologue I said, even if I'm lonely, even if I'm scared, I will make a friend and be excited. That seems like something you can help me with. But first you gotta figure out if you have a voodoo curse on you, because I don't need that shit right now. 
 Response 1: Well then who's ordering the new thimbles? 
 Response 2: Wait here for approximately 35 minutes. I gotta go real quick, just talk to my wife.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I've been watching all this from storm drain heaven. 
 Response 1: Yeah, you gotta have your finger breathe when you're using the thimble. 
 Response 2: I need some clarification. Is storm drain heaven just the regular world? If so, did you just ascend through a toilet?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Listen, I'm not going to lie to you. It's not a full house out there, guys. It's a pretty light crowd. 
 Response 1: But I invited people. 
 Response 2: He says that about everything, like in restaurants when they read the specials off.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: If I want to be real mean, do I have to look them in the eye? 
 Response 1: That was our busiest day. And why was that? Because there were two extra people there. 
 Response 2: Yeah, you can say something like "you may notice I'm not looking you in the eyes. It's because you look horrid".
Output: Response 2
Prompt: My name is Albert. I would very much like to work in your establishment. 
 Response 1: OK, well, this is Quiznos and you're nude. 
 Response 2: I don't know, my mom doesn't believe in therapy.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Your mother and I brought you to Not Scary Farm to have a conversation. 
 Response 1: If we can get through this conversation and come to an understanding, then I'll buy you one of those Peanuts characters that they sell. 
 Response 2: Dark Crystal, don't go there. I need you to align my chakras. In the future, that has turned out to be scientifically sound.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't want to be a fireguy or a fireman, I just kinda want to hang around. This is fine. As long as you guys acknowledge that I'm here and also don't kick me out. 
 Response 1: I've never hated someone so much for so little reason. I don't even know why. 
 Response 2: That's why we picked a day when it's going to look more hazel, so that people pay less attention to it. Hopefully that won't happen, hopefully it's just an urban myth about the green thing.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've got some Werthers in my purse probably about seventy or eighty loose Werthers that could serve as a tasty dessert. 
 Response 1: They're never lost in that town, that's for darn sure. 
 Response 2: And I've got some jerky sticks in my front seat.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: OK. John, you're saying that a lot. Are you sure you're wife's not opening the bakery? 
 Response 1: Yes, that's why I'm saying it so much. I'm positive that my wife is not opening the bakery door in the middle of the night and then closing it. 
 Response 2: Yes, I eat stuff that's in the tree. That's where I eat.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mr. Featherman, I gotta have a lunch break today, OK? I got to. I gotta eat. 
 Response 1: The dog is police? Dogs can have jobs too? 
 Response 2: Hey, if the boxes don't get moved over there, no one's eating. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You will never have to chop them again. We can provide you with lifetime supply of pre-chopped onions. 
 Response 1: I carry it well though. People would be surprised to find out how fat I am if they weighed me. 
 Response 2: Alright, I will turn a blind eye to the tapeworms in your kitchen.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I like you. You're funny. I really like you guys. If I ever died, god forbid I ever do, I'm going to cut you in on a little something I call my will. And look, my family owns a puppet theater. 
 Response 1: Ca-ching. He's gotta be rich. 
 Response 2: She was in the hospital. She was being operated on. It's cool if I answer the questions, right?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: All right, Ventman, you've got 30 seconds. 
 Response 1: But he's just a butler, not an officer. 
 Response 2: Alright, well what I've got here is a whisk broom. It's a traditional English broom. You know, dirt floor, that kinda thing. This is a horse mane broom. This one's made of willow thatch. These'll all three do the same thing in different ways.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I thought that was wallpaper. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I'm so excited to walk this stage. 
 Response 2: Honestly, I thought it was some sort of decorative earth mural.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm looking over this letter and it's very clear to me that you're just drunk. 
 Response 1: I don't think that's possible, Principal. A student wrote it and they wouldn't know. 
 Response 2: That's a good idea. Because he says the same things that other people say.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What can we do differently tonight's show? 
 Response 1: I think that Tony shouldn't fall asleep. 
 Response 2: It has nothing to do with me and my lawn then?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Curtis, I know it's a sin and it's a scandal, but I would like to file for divorce. Maybe we should go to Reno. 
 Response 1: A woman filing for divorce in 1963? Why don't I just do the honorable thing and leave your lives? 
 Response 2: Your memory is getting worse and worse.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Does this feel weird with my hand on your face? 
 Response 1: I know.  I wish your mother was here, too.  I wonder what she's doing right now. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I don't like Gypsies, so having you touch me makes me cringe.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I do have a talent. I can yodel. Backwards. Did you want me to do it for you? 
 Response 1: It could even be outdoors somewhere, communing with nature. 
 Response 2: Yes, yes, please. This suspense is also a talent.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: See how much of a family we've become? 
 Response 1: Yeah, other families don't finish each other's sentences. We make a purposeful effort to. 
 Response 2: Oh, nothing, father. I just wanted to make sure you and I would still have plenty of "us" time, what with these new friends joining us and so forth.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What are those guys talking about, Ron? They're very agitated over there, Skip and Art. 
 Response 1: Who knows. They're talking about the rotation of the bullpen or some bullshit. Who cares? Whether blacks should be allowed in baseball. Who cares? 
 Response 2: Yeah, the more the merrier. Look, there's one praying in the corner.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It was a mess. Exploded Smucker's everywhere. It looked like somebody had been killed by a dog. 
 Response 1: That wasn't really the police's fault, though. That was more the pickle thieves'. 
 Response 2: There's many churches, we're very developed here in Palm Springs, very Christian-like. Everything's normal. You really have your choice. Also we have a chapel here at The Parker resort.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Officer, you sound like some fancy book kid. 
 Response 1: We just got a disturbing call from a high school principal and it seems that the jig is up. 
 Response 2: I've read a few books. Most of them were criminology.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm just going to tap on this cup a couple times and then you can go. 
 Response 1: Then I will have some hotdog buns. 
 Response 2: Am I in a cup? Why am I in a cup?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Wait a minute, I think something's up with the sleeping quarters. 
 Response 1: Did they just confess to hearing us? Maybe everyone's finally being honest. Maybe that's what this room needs, Dean. 
 Response 2: Dark Crystal, don't go there. I need you to align my chakras. In the future, that has turned out to be scientifically sound.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: How's learning to read coming? 
 Response 1: I don't know. I guess we could remember what foods our kids are allergic to and if they want  to go to New York City for their birthday. 
 Response 2: Not great. But we're getting by, Daryl. But you're obviously the brains of this family.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Sir, you can have as many towels as you need. 
 Response 1: All right, you get until maybe later today. Even later than I said. You have until tonight to move the boxes. 
 Response 2: You know what? We'll wrap you in these towels and you'll look like a burrito, sir.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We know. We've kinda been keeping track of you guys in the last five years since we met at that state fair. 
 Response 1: Yeah, you have a cold. You're losing your voice a little bit from the cold. We got that. 
 Response 2: I don't know why. I'm a useless human being.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: How's your relationship with your parents? 
 Response 1: Well the last time I talked to my dad was probably ten years ago. 
 Response 2: Oh, of course. I ain't never seen a case before. I've just been figuring out how my desk works all this time.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: He's got a pretty weird body type for a marathon runner. 
 Response 1: Oh yeah, it's gonna be a great time at that teenage cotillion. I also am looking forward to it. You will be my only date. I certainly won't show up with another young lady. It will just be the two of us dancing the night away. 
 Response 2: Yeah, your midsection alludes to another past time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Honey, how'd the MC'ing go today? I'm seeing tears on your bowtie. 
 Response 1: Yes, we'd like to sit in the garden. 
 Response 2: Today was challenging. It's the same audience week after week and they don't respect me. They keep yelling out their orange juice orders and insulting me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're going to take on the Bard.  Greatest role ever.  The Danish prince! 
 Response 1: I know, he's all melancholy and shit. 
 Response 2: Show them the light that you have within. Open yourself to them.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: But it's normal for your heart to fill with blood. 
 Response 1: Fine, but it's more blood than normal. And it's really red. 
 Response 2: I'm always in my business body at work.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've got my full pantry and I've just been making everything myself for people at the carnival. 
 Response 1: So just stuff from boxes, then? But we could cater for you with fresh meats or whatever is in hotdogs. 
 Response 2: Isn't that your dad right next to you? How awkward.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Evelyn's swinging that sport club around like nobody's business. I'd watch out if I were you. 
 Response 1: OK. Thank you. I would love to wear those canvas shoes. 
 Response 2: Oh, I've never seen a better form and I've watched my share of tennis.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Your condition is special too, Kurt. 
 Response 1: Yeah, well, I can't wait to be 100 years old, so I can be 100 feet tall. 
 Response 2: But my name's Sandra. I'm the friendliest waitress in all of Freeport.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm scared.  You guys, I want to get this out before Tim wakes up.  What if he turns against me?  What if he prefers his birth parents to living with me? 
 Response 1: What is that? It's so weird. Can we talk about it? 
 Response 2: Well, you know, master, the prophecy has foretold that he will eventually turn against you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I feel like I'm in the Hunt for Red October. Miss Thompsjacks, you've seen that of course? 
 Response 1: I've seen that one, and you know John Cryer was originally up for that lead role. 
 Response 2: I understand. I don't know if they will be allowed in the room. Maybe I can just dress them up.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Toaster Strudel, where's my rat? 
 Response 1: I'm sorry, I was looking for him. These people distracted me. 
 Response 2: I'm in the audience, does that mean I have to do something?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What do you mean? 
 Response 1: Belinda. That's a beautiful name for a beautiful woman. 
 Response 2: Honey, it's time that you learned the family business.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Most of our clients, in fact, 100% of our clients have had their knee cartilage removed and replaced with  stuffed animal batting. 
 Response 1: Well, then that means you guys are at fault for your client not exercising, as per my presidential order. 
 Response 2: Geez, yeah, but he's not.  I don't know, because I'll tell you what.  I never really saw what happened with my mom and my dad.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: A sandwich is a square. 
 Response 1: You know what else is a square? A frame around a painting. 
 Response 2: Hi Irv. You've got a great body.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Millionaire, is that a life sized statue of Suzanne Somers? 
 Response 1: Yes, from "She's the Sheriff." It was a complicated plot. 
 Response 2: Not like that cumbersome circle of Australia, father.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I did not expect this level of heat this year, did you Mark? 
 Response 1: Yes, Marco. You were such and inspiration for the judging. 
 Response 2: No, I didn't expect it. Good potato crop this year.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're telling me brunches with bottomless mimosas were a bad idea in prison? 
 Response 1: OK. So, we should go out there asleep? 
 Response 2: Yeah, it's like, there's so many narcissists in there. I hated it after a while.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Given the choice between burning alive or being a regular old puppet, I guess I'd rather just be a puppet. 
 Response 1: We're going to shoot him while we're shooting. There's going to be two shooters. 
 Response 2: Yeah, that sounds good to me. I really thought setting you free would be the best for you, but it turns out it's not.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm still holding this knife up above Donna's head. I want to slice it down so hard. 
 Response 1: I was going to get up on stage and do the ham bone. 
 Response 2: Ken, can you just hold on. Ken is still here waiting to murder somebody.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What's the worst part about being Colonial Sargent? The big head? 
 Response 1: You know it's the big head. Yeah, obviously. I gotta learn to stop coming in all hung over and smoking in the head. It makes for a bad day. 
 Response 2: Wait, wait. We gotta wait. We don't know if that's breakfast or not. And I don't want to pay for it if it's covered. Like lunch, I know, I gotta pay for. But breakfast, if it's part of the whole Trivago thing we did, I don't want to have to pay for it if it's free.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What would you like your last names to be for the book? 
 Response 1: And your prize was you became the king of the Sudan? 
 Response 2: Last names are very important. First and last or you don't exist.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We're going to have to lucid dream.  
 Response 1: OK. You're the expert, Tonya. What do we have to do? 
 Response 2: Just like a surf and turf.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I only have cards, like credit cards.  I could give him my Neiman Marcus card. 
 Response 1: Wait a minute, Calisto. When I was reading about going out of Malibu on my phone, I was told not to give strangers credit cards. 
 Response 2: Well I love them all!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I will never forget that night. The suede candy was unbelievable.` 
 Response 1: I'm a latch key kid too. A first generation latch key kid. 
 Response 2: Oh, my gosh. It changed my life.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Isn't he so great at this? 
 Response 1: Yeah. He learned how to give concert testimony at a camp he went to every year when he was a kid. Isn't that right Manny? 
 Response 2: Those are two totally different things. You should write a song about that.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I heard a tale that there's humans inside of the peanut brothers. 
 Response 1: Well, Josiah, that's a tale for another time. 
 Response 2: I'm always in my business body at work.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You started this museum? You're Gayle Vanhaven? 
 Response 1: Yes, Gayle Vanhaven of the Kentucky Vanhavens. My father was a congressman, Bill Phil Vanhaven. 
 Response 2: Sir, are you suggesting you're doing me a favor? That you're doing me a favor by going into the football game without me paying you?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The winter solstice is the shortest day of the year between darkness and light. The fight eternal between good and bad. And they've just made a wish on that day. 
 Response 1: Oh, well, for what? For me being an idiot? For me not knowing stuff? For me not knowing deep cuts of country? Why are you sorry for what I did? 
 Response 2: The walls between the realms are so thin this time of year. It's no mistake that you, a druid, are my assistant. She's an Earth witch, guys.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Sweetie, you seem to be deflating a bit. 
 Response 1: Do I look more like Snoop Dogg again? 
 Response 2: Getty gets used. Getty gets brought out like a corpse. Like some Weekend at Bernie's guy that's pushed around at the beach. I guess if you call that ready, Getty is always ready.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Your honor, do I seem fucking drunk to you? 
 Response 1: Don't bother this person, sir. He's trying to eat his pie. 
 Response 2: Now, about the cooking. That seems to be the thing you're having the most trouble with.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: OK, mom. Oh mom, you're dying. 
 Response 1: It wasn't a live shark, it was a mechanical shark. So technically it was real, but also fake. 
 Response 2: I am. I've been dying now, Sally, for going on seven years.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We've been called busybodies in the past. So we're trying to reclaim it. 
 Response 1: Oh, I know. This comment card says "These two gals was gossiping while hanging off the windmill." That windmill hole is our bread and butter. 
 Response 2: Yeah? This one? Me? or this one? There's two of us, which one?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sir, we know you're stealing water from the park. 
 Response 1: I'll do whatever as long as that noise doesn't happen again. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I told you. I said I was using my shirt to take the water to go to my own park, which is not yet open.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah, I gave him a promotion. You were the best cashier for a whole month and won a trip to Whale Lake. 
 Response 1: I did. And you guys never saw me again and nobody came looking for me, captain. Why wouldn't you come looking for me? 
 Response 2: Let me pull my jacket back over it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We're so proud of you. 
 Response 1: Thanks Mrs. Kleinman. 
 Response 2: Mother and father, I'm looking forward to taking over the grocery business and carrying on the Grocery name.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Theorenta, are you confessing to the murder? 
 Response 1: I thought he died, so maybe we see his ghost? I guess there's no point in speculating. 
 Response 2: Sure. I don't give a shit. I'm going to die in a couple years anyway. Alright, let's get out of here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Let me guess, you feel that love of soap operas is somehow unmanly and that it's not masculine. 
 Response 1: Yes, but he doesn't seem to be taking that in as Ronnie. Only as Darlene. 
 Response 2: Right, it isn't. Truth be told, his father loved soap operas and I do believe that's why he left us because he had such a love for them
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The babies have now grown up. Are they just bigger babies or are they children? 
 Response 1: That was my question too. 
 Response 2: Oh, my favorite one. California Dreaming.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Do we sell these crawdad beats? 
 Response 1: Yeah, we sell these fly crawdad beats. People buy them up. 
 Response 2: Yes, this is exciting. As long as you won't hurt me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yes, I stole the top hat and cane out of this old man's estate box. 
 Response 1: I mean, from your lips to God's ears. Of course, we'd love that. 
 Response 2: Listen, we get blamed for that stuff. When you take costumes out of a box and try to do yourself up as a bucket, we get blamed for that because we can't say that everything in here comes alive after hours.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You said "we" but you appear to be alone. 
 Response 1: Well, it's been me by myself for so long, but sometimes you just want to feel like you're not alone so you say things like "we." And now that you guys are here, I was right. It's like a visualized a "we" and it came true. 
 Response 2: Just like him. Can you believe it? It's unbearable.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sir, I may have been in the CIA bunker a bit too long, but what I do know is you're going to be the most talented operative out there. Now swirl your cape around your shoulders and get to that plane. 
 Response 1: Newsflash, there ain't no North Street in Philly. There ain't no East Street, no West Street, there's only South Street. 
 Response 2: I need my eel cane first. Give me that cane.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: But we did have them. They were supposed to be for sale to the patrons of the aquarium, not to be used as props in the penguin show. 
 Response 1: The whole point I go there is it's the best source of human bones. There's no need for the humans bones to go to waste. Why should those people have died in vain? 
 Response 2: We put them on the penguins, had to make them all hats and uh... you know, it worked like a charm up until they went  in the water. Got them all rusty.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Please, I'm trying to get married. Don't point out dead animals. 
 Response 1: Looks like you're married to that dress now, you've got your bodily fluids just hanging out all over it. 
 Response 2: Are you ready to do it, there's going to be some splatter.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Whoa, there are a lot of food wrappers in this room. 
 Response 1: Ouch. It looks like a dumping ground for Hostess. 
 Response 2: We're going to shoot him while we're shooting. There's going to be two shooters.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, I've been around for thousands of years so  my voice you know has a little bit of the mid-atlantic in it. And it also has a little bit of like "yo man what's up." 
 Response 1: When you talk in the mid-atlantic it sounds like you're on the 8PM news. 
 Response 2: It just seems like everyone in my life has forgotten my birthday today. Including me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sir, if you could just let our family pass, we just want to go through the scary maze, slide down the Hill of Wonder and then go through the Marsh of Destruction.  
 Response 1: At the Marsh of Destruction, we have to tell my daughter who fathered her. 
 Response 2: I don't know if we should do that. We gotta kinda follow the rule book here. We just can't kill citizens.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You want a wet peach? I have this soaking wet barrel full of wet peaches. 
 Response 1: Oh, that's nice and damp. I like the little juice soul patch that happens when you bite into a wet peach. 
 Response 2: I haven't seen it. I have a real problem. I feel like people are going to be mad at me if I haven't seen it, so I say I've just seen parts of it. It usually coasts me through.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is actually not a cave, Stuart. Most of you blacked out when the wave hit. 
 Response 1: Probably because she got all ready for nothing. 
 Response 2: I sure did. I soiled myself and everything.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I noticed the poster is kind of ripped up around the edges. I think it's time to put it in the recycling. 
 Response 1: I think you're right. It's been hard to watch it age. The poster can barely stay on the wall. 
 Response 2: How hard can it be to pronounce? It's just a letter.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I did kill mom. She wouldn't buy a bike. 
 Response 1: Dad, I would have thought that mom would've got a free bike. 
 Response 2: Oh, goodness. Thank you so much for picking up the bill. I've been haggling with these two wingnuts for like 45 years.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm going to become a famous musician and get you back when I'm older. 
 Response 1: How do you plan to get me back. What kind of prank do you plan to pull? 
 Response 2: Thanks for nothing. We didn't get to go on the ride.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: He wants me to go to California with him. 
 Response 1: It's because all the skin and bones are skins. There's no more living cells. 
 Response 2: Don't you go with that man. I know your life will be terrible if you do it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: How many nerves did you hit when knocking out that patient's teeth? 
 Response 1: Oh i see, that was unwise wasn't it? 
 Response 2: All of them.  I'm a very thorough dentist in my practice.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Look at those two grimy guys. Smoking and drinking on the field. It burns me up. I take this game seriously. 
 Response 1: I can't believe it won 12 Academy Awards. 
 Response 2: You can't do anything about it, though, Skip.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Rachel, what is the most important thing you can do for a customer? 
 Response 1: I just wanted to know if you're still good with your sobriety. That's what I was asking. 
 Response 2: Put on a happy smile and try your darndest.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Ms. LaPone, is there any way you could be in the picture with us and Mr. Takei? It would be a waste to have you take the picture. 
 Response 1: Dearly beloved, with those words, we begin this marriage ceremony. We will never be free of people because we need each other to guide each other through this life. 
 Response 2: We've got some cameras here. We can set up a timer so everyone can be in the picture.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm such a fool.  I don't even know the difference between the name Pierre and the water brand Perrier. 
 Response 1: Warren, it's okay!  Don't be so hard on yourself!  They sound very similar, and don't think that kid's didn't make that connection when I was a child growing up in school.   
 Response 2: Oh, this is Hall E. The bottom rung of the E was cut off by that guys giant hat.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hon, I gotta go. I gotta expand my horizons. 
 Response 1: You told me about that. That was an exciting time. 
 Response 2: Listen, if this is what you need to do, then you do it. I mean, I didn't want to be a Pat anymore. And so now my name's Roberto, and it feels good.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: People don't like me. They think I'm tricky Dick Nixon, right? 
 Response 1: Yeah, that's what they say in the papers. Actually, the radios and magazines also say it. 
 Response 2: That must have been when you assumed the persona of Plantains Pete.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You've put a lot of hard work into your project, honey. I'm very proud of everything you've done. 
 Response 1: I put every waking hour into this volcano. I just hope to God that it erupts on cue, as planned. 
 Response 2: Well, we're criminals and runaways, first we ran away then we became criminals.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mamma, Mia! Here we go again! 
 Response 1: My, my! My hair looks just like your hair! 
 Response 2: It's cozy. Thanks for setting this up.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Jazz, what's wrong with your wrists and fingers? 
 Response 1: I grew up working in a massage parlor. 
 Response 2: Oh, absolutely! People come to Downy for the train, but don't realize there could be so much more.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I also wanted to point out that I know the names of all the instruments. 
 Response 1: What?  Let her take it?  She looks like she has feet for hands! 
 Response 2: This is why I'd like you to start. I have one kneecap that is an eyesore and I'd like it removed.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We heard there is a queen out there. What queen? 
 Response 1: Oh, all the guys in this cast are queens. 
 Response 2: I am Italian, as a matter of fact. My name is Ray.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We told him! 
 Response 1: We did.  You know what?  I regret nothing.  That guy; when I think about him, it gets under my skin. 
 Response 2: Oh, yay! Let them on. This will be fun.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I want to go to Full Sail. 
 Response 1: Okay. I have a lot of money under my mattress. 
 Response 2: Thanks for summing that up again, Billy Jr.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey Gwyneth, I know I'm not the mayor anymore, but would you be the first lady of my two bedroom apartment? 
 Response 1: Yeah do you think we could just, like, politely leave because Van Helsing is supposed to kill Dracula and I don't think that's about to happen. 
 Response 2: Let me take off my shirt as a way of saying yes.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I saw you tried to apologize that customer and when you pulled him in, you said let's hug it out and you held him and you just held him for fifteen minutes. 
 Response 1: He said it was Don but I think it was Steve Dons. 
 Response 2: Yeah, he had a lot to hug out. He really needed someone to help him out.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Your kid Rick's up there? What is he, the lobster? 
 Response 1: I'm sorry, are you talking to a horse? 
 Response 2: Yeah, he's half lobster. His mom's a lobster. I'm my own race; only one of my kind.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You knew exactly what I was going to ask you. 
 Response 1: Yeah, you're one of those people who wears his heart on his sleeve, but you also wear your brain there, too.  It's like I can see what you're thinking and say it before you do. 
 Response 2: Chaz, this may sound horrible to say in wedding vows, but I kind of spaced out there for a moment and I missed some of the stuff you said, but I love you, too, and I promise, I'll listen closer in the future, and I wish that I had taken the time to write out my vows.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Speaking of being dark, I've murdered your father. 
 Response 1: Oh, so your single? 
 Response 2: OK. Consider it done. I'll fly there real quick.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You switched political religions. That's what I call them. 
 Response 1: That is an interesting story that I look forward to telling you at a later occasion. 
 Response 2: Yeah, man. We don't have to talk about it though. Now I'm a conservative monster.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't know what color the button is. They change colors, look. 
 Response 1: I don't know if I can answer yes or no to that right now. How about you send me an email and we'll set up a time. Yes, I will. 
 Response 2: Oh, that's new. Those are like, just Christmas lights.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Gayle, I need the key to the Michael Jackson box. 
 Response 1: Sure, let me just fish around for it. It's in this drawer somewhere. 
 Response 2: We'll cut our long thumbs off before we tell anyone.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yeah, the weird thing is I kind of outgrew the asthma. It was a childhood affliction. 
 Response 1: Well yes I agree with you actually one of them threw his slipper at me and called me a lollipop bandit. 
 Response 2: Much like our lord outgrew being a shitty kid. I'm sorry, I'm very religious.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: JJ, I didn't marry a quitter. 
 Response 1: I think you did, Sarah. Maybe you married a loser. 
 Response 2: I'm 16. I got married when I was 6, and that's fine in Miami.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You seem to be training these animals to spy on human  beings. 
 Response 1: Yes, and it can't be that sort of door that opens in. 
 Response 2: I'm gonna go speak with the manager. I must go do managerialness.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: She picked a flower that I was allergic to. How do I not make that about me? 
 Response 1: You can still say that crocuses are pretty to look at. 
 Response 2: Thank you. I'm surprised you forgot it. You need to work on your memory.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Lieutenant Jenkins, the only way you will make it in this man's Navy is if I die. 
 Response 1: We'll see about that! You're hyperventilating, sir. You don't look well. Is this how you're going to die? You're going to hyperventilate into this bag, while I shove it onto your mouth with force? 
 Response 2: He's just very charming. He's, you know, little boy age. Five.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I didn't say it was your diarrhea, Susan. 
 Response 1: Yes, I'll give you that. I have sat in several strangers' diarrhea in my lifetime. 
 Response 2: That's what I'm trying to do, but this is my here corner. 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm not going to send an officer to Houston's to see if there is a problem and prove that I'm wrong. 
 Response 1: Miles, it's just that dealing with themes of going mad in a play like Hamlet and losing my father to insanity and murder; I just wish you'd tread lightly around me.  Both of you.  I'm liable to carry some of it in my genes. 
 Response 2: You do it or you're out of the 9-11 business and I mean all around the country.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Miss, you gotta get off the floor. 
 Response 1: Thanks for checking to see if I was OK. 
 Response 2: You're very cunning, sir. That was on purpose. Every bank has a little meaning like that.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: How could my wife be not coming to my show?  She comes to all my shows. She's my biggest fan. 
 Response 1: Your son called me. She was helping him with his bathing suit - he had it on wrong - and they got in a car accident. Your wife's not going to be here because she's, uh, going to live with Santa Claus. 
 Response 2: I sure hope so, otherwise we're not going to make rent.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey Rush, just two and a half hours until showtime. 
 Response 1: Thanks two-and-a-half hour notifier. 
 Response 2: These hands are the only thing I love.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Excuse me. Is this the right line to see the play? I am a theater critic reviewing this for the human times. 
 Response 1: Yeah, but you're dead.  You might as well give up your secrets. 
 Response 2: Yes, I'm taking my granddaughter here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Doctor, you son of a bitch. You haven't even been here two minutes and you fixed my marriage. 
 Response 1: She did say "this is a stick up." 
 Response 2: Sometimes a sick pig lives inside of us. If we fix ourselves, the pig will fix itself.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I had fun officiating your wedding. 
 Response 1: Yes, it was so fun how you could just go online and it wasn't a big deal. You were so smart about finding the information on officiating a wedding. 
 Response 2: There were so many grudges, especially with John.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Now Council, did ya'll see the part where there was a live sex act on the show? 
 Response 1: It made me want to shout watching all that in and out. 
 Response 2: So, you're going to have four barbershop chairs sitting around a table.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We're going to get up there before you guys. We're gonna make some toast up there, brother. 
 Response 1: Oh, yeah, we're gonna play golf up there. That's what we're going to do. 
 Response 2: Oh. You're like ZZ Bottom.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hi. Can I help you young lady? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I was just looking at this wardrobe. I was wondering how I get to the kids attic. 
 Response 2: There's a mop and bucket for all your mouth puke.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sassafras. Sassafras Lampshade. I'm part of a Lampshade Dynasty, but I left it to go on the road. 
 Response 1: Well, you can watch that anytime. The special on the high school football team the Falconers was appointment television. 
 Response 2: Well, I guess both of us are kind of on the road now. My name is Gerald, I come from a Christian camp but I was let go from there. Now I've got to find retribution for my sinful wife.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you think we should invite everyone to eat the Poseidon's Delight with us? 
 Response 1: It is larger than I expected. I feel we could all have a feast after this terrible day. 
 Response 2: Yes, it will be hard, but like I always say, the only constant is change.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Desiree, wishing joy for that stranger is a wonderful thing to wish for, and it's not my job as a service provider and technician to tell you how to use your wishes, but if I were you, I would think really hard.  Do I want to give the last wish I had, knowing that I already burned two without even thinking about it, on a stranger?  Now, I'm not saying you're right or wrong.  I'm just saying, think about it. 
 Response 1: I understand.  It's just that I'm feeling this burden of responsibility.  I would like to feel a little bit easy-come-easy-go with these wishes and, because I already used two, why not just give up the last one?  I don't want it.  I don't need it.  I want this strange man to feel like his life is worth something.  I mean, for God's sake, he's a fencing instructor. 
 Response 2: It sounded to me like manager crying out in pain and dog noises.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I didn't bother studying much science. 
 Response 1: That's all right. I studied science for both of us. 
 Response 2: Yes, it actually did. Fred, it's like your songs have a magical power.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're stuttering and stammering.  Are you experiencing some sort of social anxiety? 
 Response 1: Cheryl's always jigging. She must have been on drugs. 
 Response 2: A little bit.  That and I'm standing on the edge of a building, about to jump off and feeling myself plummet to the Earth.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, we caught him red-handed with a computer, sending a personal email. 
 Response 1: I'll step out too Michelle. This is me being aggressive. I'm going to step out. 
 Response 2: On company time. In the break room.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Here we are, behind the honesty tree. It's gotten bigger since last year. 
 Response 1: Are you talking about these two tranquil beasts? Look at this one? He's got a rose in his mouth for you. And this little scrawny one looks like he's growling, but really, he's smiling. 
 Response 2: That's because people are telling a lot of lies. It feeds it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Before I sing, I'm really sorry because remember, I'm a horrible looser. 
 Response 1: We came up with it the first time. The Wet Willy 2. 
 Response 2: Right. Maybe you shouldn't keep saying that.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I will take a cup of coffee and one cartoon of cigarettes to toot while I drink the one single cup of coffee. 
 Response 1: Sure. Just a carton? It's going to be a long day at work. 
 Response 2: I was hiding behind the pillar this whole time. It was pretty funny when the audience started throwing flapjacks at you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We're the same age though, my mom and me. We grew up together. It's weird. 
 Response 1: Yes, I am up to the challenge. I've been waiting a long time. When I was a little girl, I grew up in Croatia and I didn't get to do anything. I was such a good kid all the time. 
 Response 2: No judgement. I am a therapist, that's like my thing.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This camp only lasts the afternoon? 
 Response 1: It's what is commonly known as a day camp. You come in the day, you leave, you go sleep somewhere else. Because you know what? I'm not your mother. I'm not making a bed for you. You come here to learn skills. Namely the skills of how to talk meaningfully about music that you like. 
 Response 2: Oh, is a lot of stuff broken at your house?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Dan, will you cut up my food for me? 
 Response 1: Donna, I would be honored. I'm probably the best one to ask. Everyone else here is so self centered. 
 Response 2: Towels? Oh, for the water. Because we'll get wet.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There's a huge crowd of people and we're all watching you. 
 Response 1: Yeah, we're just the only ones talking to you. 
 Response 2: He's the most famous clown on this side of the tri-state area.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Come on now we didn't even feed you a meal. I don't know what you could possible be vomiting. 
 Response 1: The results came back that there are gays all over the place. 
 Response 2: It's acid, I have horrible gastrointestinal distress! You have to take me to the hospital.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Is there anything I should do to help find Donald? 
 Response 1: By choice!  She's supporting me emotionally. 
 Response 2: Just be there. We're using your wolf.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're Reginald Grocery. In the flesh as I live and barely breathe. 
 Response 1: That's OK. You're a lot of lady to love. 
 Response 2: Yes, I was just coming by the store today to check on the employees. One of our stock boys, Vlad, he's celebrating his 30th year here at Grocery Store.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Excuse me, I was told that this science fair needed a celebrity judge. I'm Sylvester Stalone. 
 Response 1: Yep. I'm a Muslim woman. Why would you think I was a man? What man is wearing a scarf wrapped around his head? 
 Response 2: Oh, my goodness! What a surprise. We'd never expect to see you here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I noticed how all of your furniture is round like a doughnut, and any time there's an opportunity to put a hole in something, you've done it. 
 Response 1: Yes, between Russia and the US. All the battles took place in cold climates. 
 Response 2: I have, and that's real frosting on most of the surfaces.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you ship? We live in Connecticut. It's one of the fifty states. 
 Response 1: That one is pistachio walnut. I'm one that likes to combine my nuts. 
 Response 2: Yes, we ship to Connecticut. And I never assumed it was not part of the fifty states.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Here's you're frozé. 
 Response 1: Oh, just in time. I was about to turn into dust and grant a wish in a monkey-paw type situation. 
 Response 2: Oops, my button popped open.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yeah, but he doesn't need to come back. You should stay. Look at how the kids respond to you. 
 Response 1: It wasn't because you didn't know the word Heimlich and that man died? 
 Response 2: Well, I am married. But, I hate my wife.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, I see over there on the counter by the register that you've got a list of today's deal and discounts, but it doesn't look like a chalkboard. 
 Response 1: Yeah, it's made of different material.  You don't use chalk on it.  It's this shiny material that's pretty amazing.  You can write on it like a chalkboard, but you're using a marker, and then you can erase it with a napkin. 
 Response 2: The second thing. I'm so sorry.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, you've done it. You've killed your father. 
 Response 1: Hello Heckla, my esteemed older sister. 
 Response 2: Mama, I just told him my dream to go to the galactic school of performing arts.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I just feel like if black people can have their own month, why can't giraffes have our own month? 
 Response 1: It was your idea to have us come here too, you fucking tree. 
 Response 2: Maybe it won't happen in our lifetimes, but hopefully some day in the future there will be a giraffe history month.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh my god, that was beautiful, Mr. Buffett. 
 Response 1: Thank you. People call it a toothy grin. 
 Response 2: I'll make sure we sing that song any time anyone has a birthday at the restaurant.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I know. My name is Janet Jacobson, and I am an evil creature hunter. You have a creature of lore in your midst going around granting wishes. Why are you protecting her? 
 Response 1: Yeah, semiotics is a really tough field. 
 Response 2: She's a really good customer.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Your majesty, Kay. I have to select a piece of jewelry for my true love to buy for me. I would love your opinion. 
 Response 1: That's cool with us. Maybe we'll visit you in a while. 
 Response 2: I would love to give it. Have you heard of the troll bead?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We got married right away. It was a busy day at Tommy Bahama. You wore your best cream shirt, and you wore your best tan. 
 Response 1: Yes, and it can't be that sort of door that opens in. 
 Response 2: We were almost like camouflage, you couldn't tell either of us apart.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This is your captain. I forgot to tell you, we have begun our descent and landed. 
 Response 1: I stood up that whole plane. I was running up and down the aisle that whole trip. Seatbelts are a myth. I don't need to be strapped in. 
 Response 2: That's right. They kind of just busk now.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm just noticing this now, uh, getting into my shoes. 
 Response 1: C'mon, it's just a Seinfeld ripoff. It will never go anywhere. 
 Response 2: Well, you just should mop things up here, and then I'll see what's going on at the tank. All right? Can you handle that?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Everyday Renee. Every day she likes to play. That's why they call her Renee. 
 Response 1: I want to live. I don't want to die alone. 
 Response 2: Yeah, OK. I didn't come here to engage in slut shaming. I'm trying to get back to my normal human height.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Please, help my husband. We just got married, I don't want to be a widow so soon. 
 Response 1: We've been married for three weeks. 
 Response 2: We gave you a couple pencils so you didn't have to do that anymore.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What do you want, Principal Gumbers? 
 Response 1: What? None of us are getting the money? We were here though. 
 Response 2: You were very rude out there. Anthony, I've had problems with you all year long.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Technically, they're all the same character playing all different ages and different interpretations.? 
 Response 1: I just beat you out for it,  you scamp. Clearly, I have more experience with pickles. 
 Response 2: What the fuck are you talking about?  Weird things I don't understand.  We're under attack by these five crazy ladies with superpowers.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: See, we all have secrets I guess. 
 Response 1: It's just right. I want everyone to know that you're my child. 
 Response 2: Okay, I'm sorry. You're more upset about me not seeing Captain Phillips and lying about it than throwing up on you three times.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: My name is Eve. 
 Response 1: And your face is peeling away a little bit. I can see that now. Who are you? 
 Response 2: Like from the Bible? That's my favorite book.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm sorry.  I'm your server, and I just want to let you know we're down to the last two pieces of roast beef.  We're now in the middle of Act 2, so there's nothing we can do. 
 Response 1: Well, can I lodge a complaint?  I thought it was all-you-can-eat.  We came in because it was you could eat. 
 Response 2: Nobody ever does, mom.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Little brother I'm tired of you copying me all the time you always repeating everything I say and doing everything that I do 
 Response 1: Say that again I can't hear a word you're saying I lost most of my hearing back in Nam. 
 Response 2: I think that is overstepping the line. I think the Rookie has a question that  is a little bit more polite.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I didn't realize the act of eating was on the table. 
 Response 1: OK. I'm cool with that. I look forward to hearing what you come up with. 
 Response 2: Well, it wasn't until I heard that story about food, and now I'm getting hungry.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The movie will make you cry even more than the comic book did. 
 Response 1: Yeah, so I'm feeling breezy. 
 Response 2: Forest Whitaker makes me cry. His eye is always tearing.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I hope I meet a really, really cute boy today. 
 Response 1: Yeah, and now I feel like the chicken is telling us something different. 
 Response 2: Oh Jennifer, you will. You're going to meet the boy of your dreams here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Are you attempting to bribe a state official with chopped onions? 
 Response 1: Human skin is the best kind of skin. 
 Response 2: We have so much chopped onions. We don't know that word bribe, what does it mean?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Alright, everybody. Get in here. Kids come in for free. Come on up kids, I'm gonna tell you a story. 
 Response 1: He's telling stories over there. That's not even part of the miniature golf experience. 
 Response 2: No, no. I mean, we've let the guy who runs King Taco come in here a couple of times.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Beverly, I haven't seen you since that Vlassic pickles commercial audition. 
 Response 1: I just beat you out for it,  you scamp. Clearly, I have more experience with pickles. 
 Response 2: Oh, my God! I'm so sorry for your loss. Your father was a great man.
Output: Response 1