niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: So, Perry, you were swallowed up by this whale 17 years ago you said? 
 Response 1: Yeah, with my wife and kid and Lou Ferrigno and our dog Turtle. 
 Response 2: Oh you mean Billy and Daisy? They died.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Do you two Yelp? 
 Response 1: I did. I was thinking "I hear something behind my back, some kind of contraption is being worked on. But I can't see anyone here." 
 Response 2: Yes, the Olive Garden really got a load from us.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Millionaire, do you have any catering set up for this carnival? 
 Response 1: I've got my full pantry and I've just been making everything myself. 
 Response 2: Hey look, I didn't ask for your whole life story. I just came up to tell you that if you plan to move back into the great seats in front of me, I'd like you to be quiet and respectful of Yngwie Malmsteen.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I forgot to mention that I'm due to have a stroke any minute. 
 Response 1: I'm clarifying! I want to make sure my first mission is the best one! 
 Response 2: Oh, you scheduled one? That's the way to do it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, it's like how male and mail mean two different things? 
 Response 1: That's right. It's a perfect example. But, this word is spelled exactly the same way. 
 Response 2: I thought he died, so maybe we see his ghost? I guess there's no point in speculating.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'll take this scarf and take a tourniquet around her leg and oh my god, that's so much blood. 
 Response 1: Then I will have some hotdog buns. 
 Response 2: Look at her eyes. Her eyes are going all crazy white.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: My name is Larry. Doctor Larry. 
 Response 1: Oh, a doctor. I'm glad you wore a tie. 
 Response 2: Never, never in your whole life have you made that mistake.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yes, as a leading man in the Paris Theater Company, the rules state that he wants what he wants and he gets what he gets. 
 Response 1: Be-cod it could. And you hit that "d" so hard. 
 Response 2: We are using Parisian rules, after all.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I was accused of being sexist on par with President Donald Trump. 
 Response 1: He made that connect himself. And he had a toupee, so, the connection was made. 
 Response 2: Just meet me in the alley so you can't see me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I plan on having this sport club be in my family for generations and generations and generations. I wonder if you might consider being my wife and giving birth to a son of mine. 
 Response 1: You named yourself, right? And you raised yourself. You killed a zombie. You saved someone's life. 
 Response 2: Well, I'm already considering it, obviously. Could I be on the council after we get married? I like being in charge.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm gonna go 'cause I have a dog and I should probably get back to him anyway. 
 Response 1: Alright. I'll buy you a sandwich before you go. 
 Response 2: Oh yeah, exactly. Well, she's my cousin. So we have a ton of them in the garage.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Renee, I've been on quite an adventure in your purse. 
 Response 1: Oh, I'm very single. I go to bed every night with cream on my hands and cream on my feet just waiting for someone to come through the door and ravish me or do whatever they do in the movies. 
 Response 2: Aw, you're not the first man to say that. In fact, I hear it quite often.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I drove a truck for many years. Was in the service for awhile. Right now, currently out of work. 
 Response 1: Well you should thank your lucky stars that you got this job 'cause I tried to recommend my cousin Albert for this and they turned him down. 
 Response 2: I know you, you're Missfizzial. Stop trying to fool me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Guys, I'm just looking at the clock. We've gotta start this play because they're all watching now. 
 Response 1: It's good to start calling it a dog so that you can eventually forget it's a wild animal. 
 Response 2: Oh my god. David's right. I just looked out the curtain. There's a full house out there.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So I would like the Chihuahua Margarita. Whoops, I can't even say it right. 
 Response 1: I knew what you meant and that's part of being a good server, intuiting what our guests are trying to order. 
 Response 2: She turned Zeus into a jerk with all her nagging.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I have a lot of people coming into my office with their teeth having been completely destroyed by rocks. 
 Response 1: Please say we can smoke. Please say we can smoke. 
 Response 2: Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. You scratch our back, we'll scratch yours.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Wait, they give you cups of coffee when you make it to the major leagues? 
 Response 1: Yeah, rook, that's what happens. You get a cup of coffee. And if you can't stand the heat you're sent right back down to the minors. 
 Response 2: Yeah. My boss says I'm in to weird music and thought I might like these. He doesn't know me at all.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Did you get them taken out or did you just let them grow in there? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I know. I'm whispering across the table because I was hoping that you could pick up on the fact that I don't want to talk about my wedding date right now. 
 Response 2: I went on Weight Watchers and I worked to eat the proper amount of snacks.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This is actually not a cave, Stuart. Most of you blacked out when the wave hit. We're in the belly of a whale. 
 Response 1: We're in a whale, in a whale belly. Look around, as you can see, all of this is belly. You can't see any other organs, because you're inside the actual belly. 
 Response 2: Oh, we probably shouldn't have all been here at the same time in the break room.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You know this cockroach? 
 Response 1: I thought he died, so maybe we see his ghost? I guess there's no point in speculating. 
 Response 2: Yeah, he was here when I founded the place.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The kids aren't even good in school and they aren't athletic. I would say let's let them live. 
 Response 1: Just because you whisper it doesn't mean we don't hear you. 
 Response 2: I am my child's church.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, were you attracted by the sounds of my working on this here contraption? 
 Response 1: I was hiding under it, Cape Fear style. 
 Response 2: I did. I was thinking "I hear something behind my back, some kind of contraption is being worked on. But I can't see anyone here."
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Change the entry under the Best Buy parking regulations, so that we can all get out of here. 
 Response 1: Do I need to make an account or something? 
 Response 2: For the time being.  It wouldn't be the first time the baby brother has committed some sort of error in telling the truth, would it?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey, you guys. I've seen a lot of shows here. 
 Response 1: Oh, we're finally going to sell all of our knick knackeries. 
 Response 2: Yeah. I've seen one. Boys II Men, last year. Only three of them showed up.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He's a baritone like you wouldn't believe. I have to put him on helium because it turns me on so damn much to hear it. 
 Response 1: My voice is so deep. Sally keeps me on helium so my voice is high like this. 
 Response 2: Oh, the old squeeze-the-water-out-of-Mr.-Chanderson thing. I should have thought about that. That's what we did last time. When Mr. Chanderson's brother soaked up all the water the first time.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We only have one dugout. Both of the teams hang out there. 
 Response 1: Well, you know, I'm not getting any younger and I thought my eyes were failing me. 
 Response 2: What? This is outrageous. Everyone's just packed in like sardines?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Old man Jenkins 
 Response 1: Well she's what we need in this place, all you louses running around on your mechanical wheels, she comes in here with youth and life, I say bring her in! 
 Response 2: That must have been when you assumed the persona of Plantains Pete.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mario, now listen.  This is supposed to be a romantic honeymoon.  Pussibly is probably going to be, uh, my favorite wife.  I'd like this to last forever.  We're going to get to Venice and have a great time.? 
 Response 1: Yeah, it's a common misconception.  Basically, what you're going to need is a normal 38 point inspection, and that genie bottle means that you've got two wishes left from the car.  Did you rub the steering wheel when you were driving it? 
 Response 2: Okay, but, uh, you know this is the third honey Mario and Luigi have worked for you on.  You have had a lot of wives.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I can't figure out if it's a coincidence or if you're blaming us for the king's disappearance 
 Response 1: I'm blaming you because that drunkard came in here and stole the king. 
 Response 2: Oh, they learned that in, like, middle school or something.  I don't know.  They get taught how to braid their pubes and wear cleats everywhere.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's very difficult to swallow swords. 
 Response 1: Yeah, but I think he'll be fine. What could go wrong? I mean, I had a deer tick once and I got Lyme Disease briefly, and then I got rid of it. 
 Response 2: I was going to get up on stage and do the ham bone.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Daddy, I'm hungry. Can I have something to eat? 
 Response 1: Well, all we have is this dough. I can boil it up, but I cannot bake it. 
 Response 2: I liked it better when I'd only worked here a month. That's when it was my favorite. The one month mark was my favorite time in life.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So you're only part devil? 
 Response 1: Hey, if the boxes don't get moved over there, no one's eating.  
 Response 2: Yeah. See how I'm a snake, but I also have horns?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I can't sell food and do nails at the same time. That's like double dipping or whatever. 
 Response 1: It's also completely against health department standards. 
 Response 2: Be nice and don't call him stupid. He's your cousin. He's very good at table tennis. 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Welcome to the ghost train. Do you have a ticket to be here? 
 Response 1: I'm almost 7. I feel like I'm pretty mature for my age though. 
 Response 2: No, but I have unfinished business on earth.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Catarina, I can't believe you're quitting. 
 Response 1: I need to go out into the world. I have learned how to type on a typewriter. I found an eccentric millionaire that needs things only typed on typewriters and he wants to hire me as his personal assistant. 
 Response 2: I set up a hypothesis, that the wall was strong enough. Tested it. Turned out to be right. With an unintended conclusion that the helmet was not quite strong enough.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Greg, you've got yourself a tummy ache. You're going to eat the ham sandwich. 
 Response 1: I understand that, but you're being a lot louder than quiet right now. You're being the exact opposite. You keep yelling at me. 
 Response 2: It's kind of like the discomfort I felt when dealing with the racist society of the south in the Academy Award winning film, To Kill a Mockingbird.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What's the hold up? This session was supposed to start an hour ago. 
 Response 1: I would say that I grew a beard, but I already have a beard. 
 Response 2: And I am willing to have sex with someone.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't know why they didn't give us our own furniture, it's infuriating. I did come here with my own allen wrench, thank god. 
 Response 1: I do love bikes, but it's not all I love. I've always just dreamed of running away to a diamond mind and just figuring it out there. 
 Response 2: They gave us Ikea gift cards and said "go nuts."
Output: Response 2
Prompt: How have I made it to adulthood and a successful state and having businesses, the burial ground and whatnot, and I've only been been living under the assumption that there's only one dimension. 
 Response 1: I think it is the lot off the cemetery baron to be ignorant of the various dimensions other than life and death. 
 Response 2: Your mother did not intend to be in that eight day coma. It was written up that way.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Can someone give me a breakdown of what this story is even about? 
 Response 1: It is, uh, it's so wet, that river. And it flows all over the place. 
 Response 2: It's about a woman named Dolly Levi and she has friends who are hat makers.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You told me we were out of mayonnaise. 
 Response 1: It makes you sick, I don't know why you insist on eating it. 
 Response 2: The enthusiasm is what I noticed, not the flying.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: OK, damn Tony, I see you don't care about my honor no more and my feelings. 
 Response 1: You can watch me eat it and stare at me like you're snoopy pretending to be a vulture in that tree. 
 Response 2: Honestly, I only brought you on this trip because I didn't want to come alone. You weren't my first choice. I asked Angela, I asked Sheila, I asked Molly, I asked Megan. I asked Angela's little sister Angie. I asked Teresa.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well Todd, you look all dressed up. I hope you're not missing something. 
 Response 1: Oh, I'm supposed to go to this funeral. I was going to be the guy who sings the funeral song. 
 Response 2: Were you? We already have enough bulge checkers, I don't know who told you that.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Guys, guys, Nixon is resigning. 
 Response 1: I was having a great day, but I just realized there's only one channel on television and that's going to ruin my life forever. 
 Response 2: The president?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I didn't like that you were whispering sweet nothings to Luigi like that.? 
 Response 1: Well, he was so angry and full of rage.  The only way I know in my village to deal with someone like this is to treat them like a stray dog who has never known compassion, and then you smother them with love until they have no choice but to submit. 
 Response 2: Female foot fetishists are so rare.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That's exactly like the Mrs. White I knew from the "Hottest Science Teacher" show. She's not a winner. 
 Response 1: Oh, I'll go out. I forgot. I'm not even on break. I just spilled some lettuce on my pants. 
 Response 2: At least she gave us the reset thing that we use to this day.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Sally, come on in here now honey. Sally, hold my hand. 
 Response 1: OK, mom. Oh mom, you're dying. 
 Response 2: That's the code of the Angels, man.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I grew up as a nighttime Christians. 
 Response 1: Oh look at that map. It's huge. 
 Response 2: I hear that's tough, because how are you gonna, like, tell your dreams not to swear or listen to secular music?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Is it true that you ran the most marathons ever? That's what you told everyone at school. 
 Response 1: He's got a pretty weird body type for a marathon runner. 
 Response 2: Wow. Hey, old lady, are you flirting with me?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's us, man! We'll be your uggos. 
 Response 1: What happened? This sounds like history. 
 Response 2: Look at this network of scars. And how many eyes do you think I wish I had?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I would just like to discern what brow mopping exactly is. 
 Response 1: It's like this. I take out my handkerchief and I mop my brow, so as to make a point and to say this is all very weary. 
 Response 2: My goodness. You've been here since the beginning. Do you not remember?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Tracy, give me inhaler. 
 Response 1: Pampt, but the P-T is silent, usually. Do you know other Pampts? 
 Response 2: I don't know, Tony, you treated me real bad. I don't know.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Have any children approached you about finding the baby man? 
 Response 1: I have secretly been guiding these children to a real life adventure. 
 Response 2: I think it's unseemly that there's dead bodies that are part of the miniature golf layout.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hello there, I need a loan. 
 Response 1: That's a good what if. I guess we gotta ask some follow-up questions like "Hey, can you afford like a pack of straws to have in your home?" You know, feel out what kinda money they might have. 
 Response 2: Look at you, with the flaming head. What are you supposed to be?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We have been living in a house full of rubble. I need some good news. We halted our construction for this. 
 Response 1: Darling, I wish I could say that wasn't a gigantic mistake. 
 Response 2: I've been in here quite some time and when I first got here, I was crisp. I'm not a raggedy tissue by choice.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Don't be scared. It's me, Budino. 
 Response 1: You're walking. You're not sitting in that wheelchair that you don't need? 
 Response 2: He's the pudding phantom.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You shouldn't have been criticized for that. Your thoughts are just as valuable as anyone else's thoughts, if not more so. 
 Response 1: You're just praising me Carol, you don't mean that stuff. 
 Response 2: Ah, it is like gold dust.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I brought my cat in for a tattoo. I know it's on the down low, but I heard that you tattoo animals here. 
 Response 1: Dark Crystal, don't go there. I need you to align my chakras. In the future, that has turned out to be scientifically sound. 
 Response 2: Look man, if you buy a bong, I'll tattoo your cat.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Has anyone seen Brother Thomas? I heard he was in trouble. 
 Response 1: He was wandering over there. He didn't seem to be in trouble but he was talking to himself. And banging his head into the wall. 
 Response 2: OK, he didn't do it on purpose. I'm sure. Right, Nooky?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It makes sense because when I was going to have you, my water broke and so you came forth like a raging water full of carbonation. 
 Response 1: I need to get my car out of here. It's in distress. 
 Response 2: That's where I get my fighting spirit.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah, your hands look like two thunderclouds with lightening shooting out of them. 
 Response 1: Like two horses with one too many legs each. 
 Response 2: Thank you, Maybelline. I feel like I whittled it down really well.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't know if anyone is going to show up at the Wisconsin Wells today. 
 Response 1: You know they say, like attracts like. We've found a woman that is basically a blister and the irony being she can't find anything to drink. 
 Response 2: It has been so long since we've had even one guest.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Ted is so jealous of me because of my two arms. I'm a two armed lighthouse keeper. 
 Response 1: Yes, you're a beacon with limbs. 
 Response 2: It's fine. We're going to get married after this. So I hope this thing with that other girl that you're leaving with isn't serious. She could be our nanny.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Dick, as your supervisor and store manager, I've got to say, there's a lot of customers with some very serious complaints. 
 Response 1: OK. Take us to the hatchery, the cocaine hatchery, where all of the spores are and the eggs. 
 Response 2: I know!  Those hangers are the worst!  We had over two dozen hanger returns just this past week!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Does this outfit look authentic? 
 Response 1: You look very civil warish. I wasn't there, but I think you look great. 
 Response 2: Don't worry, you'll be able to fly to them yourself with my patented falcon wings.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I see, through the window, one gentlemen. He's a very posh looking fellow. He seems to be on his way up to help. Is he one of your men? 
 Response 1: OK. It's open. Now we just have to walk up about 100 God damn stairs. 
 Response 2: Yes, that's right. That's that young man I employed. I promised him that I'd give him college credit if he accompanied me on my trip.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Look, I don't know about you, but I made it to about three months old and now I'm stuck here in purgatory forever. 
 Response 1: And that's the big joke, isn't it? We all look like adorable little babies, but we've aged. Mentally. 
 Response 2: OK. Well, that's your business. Let's not get into that right now. You need to sing a song for Miss Cynthia.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: She disappeared. Larissa is gone. Did it happen father? Did it really happen? 
 Response 1: And even if it is loveless come five, six years - or less - it's the passion that counts.` 
 Response 2: It really happened. Look, you can see it playing on the monitor. There's you having sex with a woman on television.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't know how these cars work.  I got in my vehicle, turned it on, and then some sort of genie bottle looking thing popped up on my dashboard.  I had to look in my car pamphlet to find out what the damn thing meant.  It turns out, it means oil.  I didn't even know my car ran on oil.  I thought it ran on gasoline! 
 Response 1: Yeah, it's a common misconception.  Basically, what you're going to need is a normal 38 point inspection, and that genie bottle means that you've got two wishes left from the car.  Did you rub the steering wheel when you were driving it? 
 Response 2: Oh, goodness. Thank you so much for picking up the bill. I've been haggling with these two wingnuts for like 45 years.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I was cursed. I was a tiny Colombian child, who ventured into a garbage pile. Then I became a raven. 
 Response 1: I've been looking forward to this for months. 
 Response 2: You can become a raven? You can just change who you are? I want to be a parrot.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: When I woke up, I meditated and I did my affirmations. I didn't watch TV. 
 Response 1: I said a full rosary, looked out the window for awhile and I had a cup of coffee. 
 Response 2: It's not called tennis ball, it's called tennis. We don't need a ball!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Did you think about calling a plumber? 
 Response 1: You said for me to always hold onto it.  It would keep me company in times of trial and at night maybe I could sing to it and maybe fall asleep and not have horrible dreams, for once. 
 Response 2: I called a few and left some messages.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Girls, I brought you to Van Nuys to sort of show you life outside of Malibu. But I feel like you're showing me a whole other world I had no idea existed. I mean, I went to cooking school and apparently suffer some kind of deep, instant narcolepsy. But my eyes are being open for the first time. 
 Response 1: A lot of that comes from Auntie Cher. She takes a lot of pictures. 
 Response 2: Well, we're just going to keep that story from the publicist.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm gonna go now. 
 Response 1: That reminds me of my ring tone. 
 Response 2: Yes you are, Sam Houston. You're going to join us in the Gulf of Mexico.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm sort of human, but mostly goat. 
 Response 1: I've known a fawn before. She beat me out for high school homecoming queen. 
 Response 2: Our daddy-master is paging me. He wants me to return Amile.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Excuse me.  Hello.  Maestro?  Are we ready for the rehearsal?  I can't wait to tread on those boards. 
 Response 1: No one was expecting you. 
 Response 2: Now listen, you son of a bitch, I know you're going to be playing this part.  You better study it like a mother fucker.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I was just saying, what if we start with the hair? Start with the hair, get a little buzz. See if we get high. 
 Response 1: Does anyone know what it feels like to be on crack versus to smoke hair? Just so we know. 
 Response 2: Oh, that is our favorite thing to do.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey, Murnice, let me hold you. Do you love me or do you love my freckles? 
 Response 1: It's what I do. I'm a state fair janitor. 
 Response 2: I love rock n roll, so I guess that means I love you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: From now on, we'll wrap all of our presents in saran wrap. There will be no more surprises.  
 Response 1: That sounds like a great idea. Thank you, Fred. You've warmed our hearts. 
 Response 2: Yeah, the court reporter couldn't figure out what he was saying, so everything was invalid. It was a landmark case, I guess.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Rick, how come there's no music of dancing at this nightclub? 
 Response 1: I'm not sure. I just sneezed. 
 Response 2: We used to have it, but I kicked them all out. The music and the dancing and all the people, they were coming to the nightclub, they were getting all positive. It was really the wrong vibe that this nightclub is supposed to instill in people. It's supposed to give them a sense of foreboding about the future. They were leaving too happy. Also, I can't afford to play the band or the dancers.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The kids go so nuts from exploring their bodies and it turns to murder. 
 Response 1: Yeah, it turns to murder. They kill a pig and there's a shell and one of the kids is a little overweight. 
 Response 2: Yeah, lighten that load, sweetheart. It's just you, me, and the Dalai Lama from here on out.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Look at this place, it's dusty, there's an cigar store Indian statue. 
 Response 1: Timothy, will you mop all this up for me? 
 Response 2: But the rates are very low. I mean, we got a real bargain on this hotel room.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You know what? I'll put on a jacket if it'll make you happy. 
 Response 1: Yeah. With elbow patches, preferably. 
 Response 2: Okay, well, I'll start talking about my dream, and then you talk about your dream, and we'll talk about them at the same time and we'll see if the dreams are similar. But they probably are not because we're two different people and we  have different brains.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is this true? You gentleman will go out to another bagel shop and get me four bagels and bring them back here? 
 Response 1: Exactly. And I apologize for that. 
 Response 2: That's the code of the Angels, man.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Ah you have almost completed your life cycle. 
 Response 1: What are you saying? Is that some clever way of calling me old? 
 Response 2: Yes. And then I started doing this thing. Honestly, now that we're putting all the cards on the table, when you do fall asleep I carry each of you individually back upstairs. Because ultimately I feel bad that I did what I did.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's a little soon to be calling me mom. I've only been married to your dad for five years. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I definitely want a divorce and I want my arms removed. A lot of things are occurring to me today. 
 Response 2: I'm sorry, Rosemary.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It was so fun how you could just go online and it wasn't a big deal. You were so smart about finding the information on officiating a wedding. 
 Response 1: You know, if I actually had filled out that certificate, it probably would have been a real marriage. 
 Response 2: Honey, you better bow. This is her majesty, Kay.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It said you were doing ham bone in the flyer though. 
 Response 1: I've always liked people-justice. Besides, it's almost our lunch. 
 Response 2: It did say ham bone, but I realize that today is the day that I freaky Friday with my current domestic partner.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah, my daughter, I sent her out for some beer and I think she might have come here. Do you know if she came around here? She hasn't come back with my beer and I'm getting worried. 
 Response 1: She was here. She seemed to be scared of you. They took off to a magical cave. The mystic cave. 
 Response 2: Well, he'll be coming home with me and living here with us, so that will be a change.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We know. We've kinda been keeping track of you guys in the last five years since we met at that state fair. 
 Response 1: Yeah. It was a hospital in the woods. They didn't have no more rooms for a baby. 
 Response 2: We thought you guys were so cool, and then you just ran away once we told you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I want to get to the airport on time. 
 Response 1: I think you missed your flight time. Time passes a little more quickly here in Maine than it does anywhere else, even though it seems to pass very slowly. 
 Response 2: Here, I'll take down a pile of laws from the shelf.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This culture and death. We are just too, we are behind the times. We are so afraid to talk about it. Just accept it, we're all gonna die. 
 Response 1: Oh, well, I kinda hope it's true. I'm sorry, but I'm not sorry. 
 Response 2: Yeah. My husband's dead. I'm honest about it. My husband died very recently.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So I'll be back later. I'll bring my horse over and then we can all just have like a late play sesh. 
 Response 1: Jimmy, would you like to take a television for the road? 
 Response 2: Oh, my gosh. Why do you have a car?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Do you hear that? That's elevator music and an automatic door. We're going into a grocery store. 
 Response 1: That's Craig the line cook. He's the most famous line cook. There's a picture of him in the bathroom. 
 Response 2: This is my chance to get out of here. Maybe she'll finally use me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's so true. I'm just going to let it flutter into my mouth like a feather. 
 Response 1: I'm gonna waft this one in the air towards you right now. 
 Response 2: That's part of the prophecy. One will be the common thread. One will be beautiful and fall in love after a sneeze. And one will be the common thread. And then it said one will be fart-y and one will be smart-y.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So, you girls. You're from Malibu, huh? And you want to know about prostitution? We'll tell you everything you need to do. 
 Response 1: And then we can call your parents to come get you. 
 Response 2: Yeah, first thing is to make sure you got all your shots.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: OK, I will give you $600 for this blender if it is really that silent. I know it's only $100, but I wanted to thank you and show my appreciation. 
 Response 1: Don't thank me until you have this milkshake that I just made while were were talking. You didn't even hear it. 
 Response 2: I'm already drunk, so why not.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You said your wife looks like Dorothy from Wizard of Oz. I gotta ask: Judy Garland Dorothy or Diana Ross Dorothy? 
 Response 1: I think it's very topical.  You can't have a thing where most of the thing's about blood and not reference HIV and AIDS. 
 Response 2: Diana Ross Dorothy. But she has the voice of Judy Garland. So that's kinda confusing for people.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's one thing that I lost a wife, but I feel like everybody's being a little too OK with it. 
 Response 1: Can I be honest with you? People weren't overly-fond of Alyssa. People felt that Melissa wasn't as religious as she could have been, you know, compared to everybody else. She just seemed regular. 
 Response 2: Oh, honey.  You seem all bound up inside, like your body's made of rocks and stones.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm in the band as well, Alex Lifeson. 
 Response 1: A humming bird just flew out of that register. This nut house is pretty nutty. 
 Response 2: I know, Neil Peart.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're just going to let us float down the river to our deaths? You said we were leaving Baltimore to find something! 
 Response 1: We left Baltimore to find something new. Maybe that new thing is death. Do you want to give it a try with me? 
 Response 2: Those are all bad places to be shot.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We'll make a solemn promise. This does not leave this cold storage.? 
 Response 1: Grandma, the counter's bending because of how much pressure you're putting on it. 
 Response 2: We'll cut our long thumbs off before we tell anyone.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Shoe I got a shoe over here a shoe for sale. 
 Response 1: Would Terminix take a letter of intent? 
 Response 2: Where'd you get a shoe I bet you got it from your grandpa's closet.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Now look, Doreen. When you list the materials for the business cards, say "flesh" pretty quick and pretty casual. The people that want those will hear it if you say it that way. 
 Response 1: OK. Now, it's gonna go right through your hand. Don't be freaked out. 
 Response 2: Alright. Is it like when the Native Americans couldn't see the ships because they had a blindness because they hadn't seen ships before?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I see a black man in his mid- fifties taking a walk with a cockroach. 
 Response 1: Your ring tone is somebody whispering "you're going to die?" Can you turn that on vibrate? 
 Response 2: They're in step. This is a choice for the cockroach.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Look you guys, I feel like this is what she wants. 
 Response 1: Show up? As in, be there? I should be at the train station? 
 Response 2: Oh my god, you're right she's trying to divide us!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It is with great sadness that I take this mound of dirt and bury my dog underneath it. Oh, my God. He's moving. 
 Response 1: The dirt brought him back to life? 
 Response 2: It's true.  We all tried to tell her.  That and wearing rouge.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: He's been living with me about for months now, and I don't mind it. I'm happy to have the company. 
 Response 1: If there's one thing that we know for sure, it's that the gator will find a way. 
 Response 2: Well, Del, but you're a very generous person and that's one of the reasons I love having you in class.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Gwyneth, you're daydreaming again. Would you like to share with the rest of the class what you're thinking about, in detail? 
 Response 1: I was thinking about bludgeoning each and every one of you with a mace, you know it has the spikes? It's like a club with spikes. You just hit someone 'til they're a pulp. 
 Response 2: I just want to say that I'm a sociopath and all I care about is myself and my own fortunes. If there's a way that Melissa can be in a relationship and still maintain a successful business, I'd be OK with that.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Stop chewing on the table, lady. 
 Response 1: OK. Is it not a good thing to chew on the table? Do you want a taste? 
 Response 2: Yeah, I don't know what he's doing in the poor bathroom. He's sitting with the rich people.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm looking for something to kind of present a gravitas. Something so when people listen to me they believe what I say before I say it. 
 Response 1: Oh, Dad. Even that wasn't great. 
 Response 2: We have an array of Kathy Ireland glasses. She's one of the wealthiest supermodels to ever exist.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Getting a job here is pretty simple. Accept minimum wage. Make sandwiches. Don't steal, and you know, don't shop up nude - which you clearly are. 
 Response 1: Oh, sorry. I was just warm and all my clothes were wet. 
 Response 2: Yes, I've come to try to build some loggings and to also start something that I picked up in France - that the French invented - called karaoke.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Why are so many people at Quiznos today? 
 Response 1: How did you end up in this painting? 
 Response 2: They're hungry and they want their subs, and they want them now.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I thought that instead of talking when you're giving directions, you sing. We are backstage at the Grand Ole Opry. 
 Response 1: That's true. I never get to sing on stage because of my horrendous voice. 
 Response 2: I thought that was a dog.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've given you everything. Lemonade. I make people rent a movie that you alone get to watch. 
 Response 1: But I have no choice, so that's not really nice. 
 Response 2: Oh, I think there's a little bit of his brain in this.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I have a cold. 
 Response 1: So, you really don't have a heart? Like, it's a medical condition? 
 Response 2: Oh, here, let me give you this Theraflu bottle.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You were a year ahead of all of us. So you shouldn't be here, then. 
 Response 1: You can help me by directing me toward a blender. I'm looking or a new blender with several blades in there and several speeds. 
 Response 2: Yeah, but you know, I go where the wind blows, so.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm pretty sure some people agree with me. I've heard people say the same. 
 Response 1: I know I didn't. I definitely didn't. I'm actually shocked you can say something other than "I'm the lady." 
 Response 2: You're saying you've heard people say the exact same thing  - "that water fountain looks like it's going to turn into a spider monkey?"
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Did you say Paul or Paulie? 
 Response 1: OK. Alfred, you can have this bowl of goldfish. 
 Response 2: See, that's it. I never say it the same way twice.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Darling, are you alive in the Port-o-Potty? 
 Response 1: Do you think she's pretending to be a human killing robot? Why would she go to a doctor and the doctor tell her that she has a weird disorder, if she's actually a robot? 
 Response 2: I am. I'm just not interested in talking about the movie Dave with you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'll open up these peach cans with my gun. 
 Response 1: You're wasting the peaches and bullets. 
 Response 2: Oh, I won't, trust me. I always am down to stick it to the man.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've seen an inception. I haven't seen an interstellar, so I don't fully get your reference, Mr. Brown. 
 Response 1: It's like the future becomes the past, but the past was the future. 
 Response 2: It cheered me up more than I would have expected. Thank you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We've got someone over here who wants two towels. 
 Response 1: That's right. I'll do anything for my kid. I'll do anything for little Jimmy. 
 Response 2: Two towels? Well, there's no rule against it, necessarily. Honestly, we've never really had anybody ask for two towels.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mom, it makes sense for you to have an affair, since you married a man that you don't know. 
 Response 1: Yeah, we support that. It's time to be honest with us. 
 Response 2: It's just the dolls in this museum because there's certain tears on them after midnight.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So, you've come up north to do some business. 
 Response 1: I'm going to do some damage, destroy neighborhoods, that's the plan. 
 Response 2: It's cozy. Thanks for setting this up.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm behind you, Mr. Kubrick. I'll do a billion takes if  you want. I want to get this right. 
 Response 1: The good news is that we can have you play all the parts. The face shield is going to be down. So, no one is going to know that it's you. 
 Response 2: They spanked me when I was wet with a wood stick.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're going to wind up just like that George Burman, losing his job just 'cause he said n-word. 
 Response 1: Like cubism? Like, Picasso. Wasn't he the cube guy? 
 Response 2: It's no big deal, we all say it from time to time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Really? I can hold people's problems and not let 'em get out. 
 Response 1: I don't know that's what a therapist does. That sounds like a bad description of a therapist. But, I mean, you can do whatever you want. 
 Response 2: As long as there's time left at the end of the summer to relax and spend time with my friends.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm sorry, I've been in line behind him. Is there no way that I could get these videos? 
 Response 1: It's not called tennis ball, it's called tennis. We don't need a ball! 
 Response 2: We have a sitter. The kids are at another house so we can watch a movie at home in peace.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Your machine seems to be making reference to you as though you're a father. 
 Response 1: Yes, and I tell you, there's something might strange  about that. I did not program that into the artificial intelligence. 
 Response 2: Don't look at me, I'm a monster.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Are your wild animals in your car right now? They're going to chew through the leather. 
 Response 1: I work too damn hard for the car that I have. I do not have time for no coyote to be eating my material. 
 Response 2: Well listen, I mean, you got both your legs and they both keep a natural shine to them. Your legs look great. For me, it's worth having the shine beef jerky gives me even if I lose the leg for a couple weeks at a time.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm just a tiny little morbidly obese guy. 
 Response 1: You don't belong here in this purse. You need to find somewhere else to go. 
 Response 2: Babe, you are the love of my life. I care about you. You are the sunshine in my fucking life.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You know, I called Build-A-Bear and they said that you were not at work, nor have you been at work for the last two weeks. Now I'm just wondering, what in the heck are you doing with your days? 
 Response 1: I am walking the streets, making sure that people understand that all is not as it seems. 
 Response 2: Well, what about our dad? I mean, he used to own that business that sold cars, and then he sold it. Now he owns a spy company and he's about to sell that. Daddy doesn't own a company anymore, but he's still a millionaire.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Go ahead. Give me your best shot. 
 Response 1: You know what, this time I'm going to go for the funny bone. It's a little bit of a more sensitive spot. 
 Response 2: Oh, fuck. Did I say that out loud? I mean, it was Lavar Burton.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I could just spit on this pigeon's face right now!  Oh, you little flying bird! 
 Response 1: We're going to shoot him while we're shooting. There's going to be two shooters. 
 Response 2: Now, now.  We're all full of rage, of course, because of our stupid parents, and because life sucks, but let's not take it out on the pigeon.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, Lacey. Remember the last time we picked up a hitchhiker? Trouble. 
 Response 1: Oh, yeah, one of our friends was murdered. We probably really shouldn't help you out, it's dangerous for us. 
 Response 2: Oh, lead with both. Mix them together. Use one word from each sentence and we'll decipher it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Where did you get that dry erase board?  I've been looking for one of those for weeks. 
 Response 1: I have 12. Wait, is the key to a success story getting the number to go down? 
 Response 2: I got it at the Container Store!  I just go inside that place and get lost in the aisles of all the arts and crafts products.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Good job with those ants. 
 Response 1: Oh, I didn't mean to kill them. 
 Response 2: He's in! What are you seeing Tony?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sitter, would you like to audition for the haunted hayride? I think you're perfect. 
 Response 1: Excuse me. I brought the sitter and she's part of me. 
 Response 2: I was thrown by the makeup covering his scar.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'd love to just skedaddle out of here if that's all right with you. 
 Response 1: That's a sign of good luck. Chicken, what do you think my young boy is going to grow up to be? 
 Response 2: It's not usually what we do, but if it's just glasses, you are free to go.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Everyone must like it in order for David to graduate. 
 Response 1: I heard they're going to have those little presidential debate meters as they watch it. 
 Response 2: I don't know if you have twins where you're from, but we share DNA.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Veronica, do you have quarters? 
 Response 1: This is my chance to get out of here. Maybe she'll finally use me. 
 Response 2: C'mon, there must be some old coins in that pile of bricka brack you got in there.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah, but Kiera became Cara and Andrea became Andraya.  They can do it, those losers, I can, too. 
 Response 1: I keep the bras in my desk, right next to my pack of cigarettes and my bread. 
 Response 2: I know.  I think that played more on people's fear of being impolite, but Megan, can I tell you what I've about making people like you?  You've got to do it.  You've got to do it, no matter what the cost. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: A show hasn't been  done here in I'd say 50 years. You'd like to take a look inside? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I'm thinking about buying this place, tearing it down and putting a Circuit City here. 
 Response 2: Yeah, me too. Because I raised my hand, and I still don't know why.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'll take some island coffee. 
 Response 1: OK, we can boil these rocks to make it. Anybody got a lighter? 
 Response 2: Every single day in Narnia? What's the earliest trick you can remember?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It was Tim's cookie, but I asked if I could have it. He said yes and relinquished his rights to the cookie. 
 Response 1: I don't know how to follow that one. 
 Response 2: I'm sorry gentlemen. This has to go in front of the fortune cookie commission.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Perhaps one day the story of our little show will become a movie. 
 Response 1: All the wineries have gone bust since the law that all wine must be given away for free was enacted. 
 Response 2: Then we'll really make it in Hollywood. We'll be famous stars.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You wanted all you can eat. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I know, but I didn't think it would follow me around my whole life. 
 Response 2: Me too. Feels like I've been waiting for a lot of things for a while. Like, there's this package that seems to be taking longer to be delivered than I was told.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I was looking for some lodging in your wonderful logging town. 
 Response 1: Well, the inn's closed for the night, but why don't you come stay with me? Always happy to have a logger in from another land to stay in my home and share in my hearth. 
 Response 2: You can help me by directing me toward a blender. I'm looking or a new blender with several blades in there and several speeds.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Joshua, you're still young. 90 is the new 70. 
 Response 1: That's right. I'm just going to travel the world. It will be me and my old friend, the monkey paw that killed my wife. 
 Response 2: She's finally grown into her hanker-chief shirt that she's worn for years. She was horrifically underdeveloped for quite a long time.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The shoes are extraordinarily light. 
 Response 1: I better practice my instrument. 
 Response 2: It's extraordinary. For you to wear those it seems like your foot would have to be right there. Just right in front of me. Or does your foot or your body weigh it down? Okay, I get it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We're opening a booth right here at the fair. Every single year, people are going to have crushed up ramen in a paper bag. 
 Response 1: You've got a deal, James Patterson. 
 Response 2: Do you need someone to work that booth? We'd sure be honored to do it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Lisa, what do you not understand about "I'm going to be hungover for the school year?" 
 Response 1: Yes, we have all these wonderful, inspirational sayings to just remind us that we need to connect with others, you know? 
 Response 2: Yeah but I was just wondering if you could, like, maybe write a letter to my dad just saying that I turned in all my work and that I'm probably the smartest girl in the class.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That guy's horrible. 
 Response 1: He's the worst. Why does he put the helmet on if he's just going to take it off to talk to people? 
 Response 2: Yeah, they're very forgettable though. I don't remember a lot of their names.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: He's one of those foreign cheeky guys. 
 Response 1: I'm very cheeky, literally. Look at my butt. 
 Response 2: Frank, your mustache seems to be sweating off of your face.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: When I'm at the gym, I get told to clean up the statues and fluff the roses. 
 Response 1: Look, I didn't come here to make friends. I came here to win. I didn't win, and here's why: I'm better than everybody else, and they're all stupid people. 
 Response 2: Well, it's part of the job. You think I don't love you? I'm your father.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That's pretty unique lighting you have for a lounge chair. 
 Response 1: Oh, I just like to do little shows for my husband. It's none of your business but, I like to stand under a real spotlight and put on a little show. I sing songs. I do karaoke. 
 Response 2: OK. Cran, why don't you go toss yourself into the ocean and you'll be out of the way?
Output: Response 1