niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: Did you ask me where I dry my clothes? 
 Response 1: Yeah. On a line, in a dryer, at a dry cleaner? 
 Response 2: Well, it's organic and you know I'm on an all organic diet.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Am I able to leave the parking garage even though I don't have a ticket? 
 Response 1: Well, yeah. You don't have a car. I can't stop you from walking out of here. 
 Response 2: I just was trying to have a little fun. Ever been there?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You made me something? It looks like a rabbit. 
 Response 1: She was the one who set his hair on fire. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I feel you had a real hoppy spunkyness about yourself. So I was like, you remind me of a rabbit.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I say "alien" in a very respectful way. 
 Response 1: It's a beautiful crystal flute. It's sort of like a straw. 
 Response 2: Dig deeper or I'll kiss you on the lips.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Kyle, what do you think man? She would buy this sack of kids? 
 Response 1: Another brother to love. Yay. 
 Response 2: Are any of those kids related to famous people? Because if so, I'm all in.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Lets do something we haven't done since we were young men lets sleep head to head you're head touching the top of my bed. 
 Response 1: Oh sure yeah yeah yeah in our gigantically long bed. 
 Response 2: That's what my Mom said when I was born.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I couldn't find a crab costume that fit me. 
 Response 1: Why don't we start with this John Wayne Gacy puppet? He's kind of cute. 
 Response 2: Oh, me neither!  I was standing in the dressing room at Macys asking my wife if she thinks the claws made my arms look too big.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: In my background, we did a lot of improv games. Perhaps we can do a little bit of pass the clap. 
 Response 1: From where I'm from, that's not something you want to do. We don't pass the clap, at least not on purpose. 
 Response 2: Like a cat has nine lives. And the swans, they become incorporeal spirits who are reborn again four times again.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I will take the spirit of Terri Shivo and live like she would live. 
 Response 1: Yeah, think about her. Think about what Terri would do in this situation. 
 Response 2: To be honest, part of me was hoping that the waves would just suck them out to sea and all I would see was them floating.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well you got me tied to the top of this thing. 
 Response 1: Well, we don't like to put labels on it. 
 Response 2: We only have you up there so you don't puke on everyone all the time!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I think the way you're looking at the Park Ranger might have given a little bit away that you're alive. 
 Response 1: I was just doing a classic ventriloquist dummy with my eyes shifting back and forth. 
 Response 2: You know, it never occurred to me that keys would have more than one meaning in the context of a piano.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sandy, your mother and I have something we'd like to tell you. We're moving to a fishing village in Alaska and we're not going to tell you which one it is. So this is goodbye. You've been, uh, a daughter. 
 Response 1: Oh, yes. Tidying around the house. Here is is right here. Trevor just returned it. 
 Response 2: I have been a daughter. I've been the best daughter, I thought.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I want to make another wish. 
 Response 1: Oh, yeah.  I have a lot of money. 
 Response 2: OK, because I forgot what the first ones were.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: My name's Irv. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I say we call it stretchitis. 
 Response 2: Hi Irv. You've got a great body.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm concerned for your health and it would be negligent of me to let you go on like this, staying in the sun so much. 
 Response 1: Oh you mean Billy and Daisy? They died. 
 Response 2: I've been getting that a lot. You know I'm an actor, they actually brought me in to audition for Black Panther and I had to tell them that I'm Scandinavian and white.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Show me the songs you have so far! 
 Response 1: Okay. I just thought I'd write this one. This one would be on piano. It's about some kind of tough stuff. It would be like, "She's a brick, and I'm drowning." And I thought I would sing it. But it's weird because it's about abortion. And I'm a dude. 
 Response 2: Yeah, they're very forgettable though. I don't remember a lot of their names.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: All right, this is getting weird. 
 Response 1: These electrodes are starting to itch. Are they supposed to itch? 
 Response 2: Yeah do you think we could just, like, politely leave because Van Helsing is supposed to kill Dracula and I don't think that's about to happen.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Judy and I used to date. 
 Response 1: Sure. Just a carton? It's going to be a long day at work. 
 Response 2: Well, that is somewhat true. We used to bake pies for pie contest together, which I can see you're still doing without me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Who are these androgynous pimps? 
 Response 1: How about residually intoxicated? 
 Response 2: Who are you calling androgynous? I'm very clearly a sexy lady.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I found computer in the basement and it's got websites on it. 
 Response 1: That's right. That's how it works. You convince  someone that something is dead and then you take it. 
 Response 2: We're not allowed to use websites.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Those were special Tums. You weren't supposed to eat that many, Beverly. 
 Response 1: Well if you sit by the window you're in my son Todd's section, and you're a very lovely young lady. 
 Response 2: I ate three bottles worth of them. It was a new flavor I hadn't tried before.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I can. You could have stepped into my both. Now you're stuck with a lobster child. 
 Response 1: And also, I can't get back up the pole. The fireman pole. And I can't find the stairs. 
 Response 2: Your booth? I thought this was a play, not a craft fair.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Ace of Spuds is potato based. It's a bottom layer of baked potato and then four playing cards. Then the other half of the potato is on top. 
 Response 1: Oh, darling. It's just as I've always dreamed. Your face is on another man's body. 
 Response 2: OK. I don't gamble.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You think I should stay at my job? 
 Response 1: Stay there. You show them what you're made of. You're Doris God dammit. 
 Response 2: I'm not really a music fan. I just like the way it looks.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I know you're down to the one arm, and I appreciate you waving me over to your table to wish you a happy birthday. 
 Response 1: Right, and he loves to hug. 
 Response 2: He had to put down his beer to wave you over, so that's a big commitment.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm right here. I just wanted to see what it would feel like to be a wall flower again. 
 Response 1: Yes, uh, you didn't need to. The robe should be closed until I say it's time to disrobe, but. That's OK. 
 Response 2: Everyone in my life leaves and I thought you were just like them.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, Marianne. I guess our job is done here. 
 Response 1: Larry, we should get back to that mountain. Have we really just been avoiding it? 
 Response 2: What if you opened up all the hot tub/coffins and let people hang out in them and watching the funeral/wedding from there.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I wish you could see the movies that Daniel picks. They're terrible. 
 Response 1: Your pupils look very dilated with fear. 
 Response 2: I just get to return them having not seen them.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Where's my seal skinning knife? I can't find it anywhere. 
 Response 1: Hold on, I was sitting on it the whole time. I was on the chair the whole time. It almost fell through the cracks. 
 Response 2: Maybe you just haven't found the right subject. Have you ever tried romance?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm elderly so I'm unfamiliar with the film The Neverending Story. 
 Response 1: I heard it. We both heard it. It's Teetle-D. 
 Response 2: Well, so is the film. None of us are young for referencing it so heavily.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Now that my wife, Tina is freed, I guess it's time for me to get out and live my life.  
 Response 1: Yeah, you can go out into the sun and live at the age of 90. 
 Response 2: I'm gonna go get the camera. This is so special.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There's a rumor going around that your dad is the Ralph of the grocery store "Ralphs". 
 Response 1: He married into it. He was previously married to Tammy Albertsons. 
 Response 2: I am. I'm just not interested in talking about the movie Dave with you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: If the people think to call you, can you just tell them over the phone? The answer is yes, spouses cheat. Your spouse is cheating. 
 Response 1: Because I don't want to forget 2013. 
 Response 2: That's what I do. Well, I make them come into the office and then I tell them 100% your spouse is cheating on you, then I just cash that paycheck.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You can eat all you want at the buffet in the hospital inside a convention center in Scottsdale, Arizona on the hottest day of the year and you can still sleep with anybody you want to. 
 Response 1: Sure, let God's fire consume us.  Glorious to think about. 
 Response 2: Especially if you're wearing a borrowed crab costume.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah, so Kylie and I just met this guy and he wants to buy a bike. 
 Response 1: Hello, sir, welcome to DM Sliders' Bike Shop. 
 Response 2: Excuse me, I'm also going to a funeral. I'm looking for a black shirt that says "I didn't know you well, you were my teacher and I didn't like you. But I feel sorry for you."
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Can I do old man makeup for my art project? 
 Response 1: Dad, I just made a quick stop. I had to grab something really quick before I got your beer. 
 Response 2: You could, but it's pretty simple. You just take an eyebrow pencil and draw lines on your face.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Darling, he's made it clear his pride prevents him from skipping the line. 
 Response 1: My pride has stopped me from many things. 
 Response 2: Well, thank you for bringing it to my attention. All teachers are up for review of course at the end of the semester, but this is quite unheard of.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I may be stair witch, but I know a doorway vampire when I see one. 
 Response 1: I knew there was a reason he was loitering around. Just being all vampire-y. Not coming in. 
 Response 2: Your real eyes or your ghost eyes? Because they're still on me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Peter Pan is a gang leader and a thug. Screw him. 
 Response 1: Yorgy, what you do to us? Now you have to teach this armless thing to juggle. 
 Response 2: Wow, when did this hatred of Peter Pan happen with you, Ray?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm bringing the grease so the line cooks can cook. 
 Response 1: I think so. Through genetic testing, splicing and some top notch engineering, we have no idea what the future holds for us. 
 Response 2: If you bring the grease, I'll bring the pots.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The only constant is change, which is what it says on the moon juice poster. 
 Response 1: Even though that's a weird slogan for moon juice, it really makes a lot of sense. 
 Response 2: You got it. You've been above average-alright.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Nooky, we missed you! 
 Response 1: Did we? Becky does not speak for the whole group. 
 Response 2: Wait a minute, Doris, wouldn't you be interested to know if there's a world out there in which you succeeded with your swimming pool, and another where you didn't? To see what happened?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We must get our daughter out of the house. I've been wanting to ravish you in the dining room for 35 years. 
 Response 1: I've been too ashamed with our daughter running around. I won't give it up until she's gone. 
 Response 2: I'm sweating it out, you can see the vapors coming off of me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Richard seems to be doing pretty good with being a social butterface. 
 Response 1: I do remember saying that at our wedding. 
 Response 2: Everything is fine, except for his face.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Stop touching her you foul alien-ghost. 
 Response 1: I'm sorry mom it's just that I have so many feelings. 
 Response 2: I'm not an alien-ghost. I'm a Blockbuster clerk.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Marge, I think you're getting very caught up in the post-WWII time period. You drove an Edsal to work today. 
 Response 1: And you're wearing that tweed skirt-suit. 
 Response 2: You know, daylight savings time messes me up more than anything.  Redfield, thank you for being there for me.  You're my little human alarm clock.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: How'd you get your handles so high and wide? 
 Response 1: I custom made this bike. There's no time to tell that story right now. 
 Response 2: Oh they wrote it down did they, yeah look at that there it is in writing they are mad I guess that we should go apologize.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh yeah, I remember nothing happening. Like nothing negative, I mean. 
 Response 1: Yeah. I mean, a lot of my co-workers say I only choose the concerts where no shit is gonna happen. But I just, you know, I like the peaceful bands. 
 Response 2: But, I want to be a little boy forever.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I will only be happy when I'm at the bottom of this river. 
 Response 1: OK, let me just think about this, I have a husband - Jonathan. I don't know if I can leave him. I mean, we've been through everything. 
 Response 2: Do you want us to get some stones? Or cement? You can use it to weigh you down. Then we can leave and live in peace.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: In this world we live in today, sometimes we get caught up in our jobs and we forget to just give a God damn hello. 
 Response 1: Caught up in your jobs? We've been standing here waiting for coffee and you guys are talking about God knows what. I don't think you're caught up in your jobs. 
 Response 2: Well she's what we need in this place, all you louses running around on your mechanical wheels, she comes in here with youth and life, I say bring her in!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Call me Santa. The costume should have tipped you off. 
 Response 1: I actually thought he was talking about Goofy. 
 Response 2: Too be fair, your Santa costume has a name tag on it that says Sandra.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: How are we going to pay our bills if you're not working? How are we going to put food on the table? 
 Response 1: You named yourself, right? And you raised yourself. You killed a zombie. You saved someone's life. 
 Response 2: Is it food on the table, or table under the food? Bet you never thought of it that way.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, look at that. He flew away. 
 Response 1: I completely understand, Dr. Lecter. I will not fight you. 
 Response 2: Yeah, he has these wings. It's an invention. They actually fly. He thought he was gonna kind of retire on that, but no one wanted actual bird wings that they had to attach on to themselves. It's kind of an invasive surgery.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He also owns one record label. Hew owns Emoch. It's mostly hate jazz. 
 Response 1: A man died because you mispronounced the word. And yet other words you pronounce far too correctly. You see now why I cannot let you live? 
 Response 2: Hate jazz? I love that stuff.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It is 1977, I missed the season finale of The Greatest American Hero to come here and do this job. 
 Response 1: I have the perfect plan. When the person comes to test us, we will punch them in the face. 
 Response 2: I can tell you what happens. The aliens come back and give him the instructions for the suit.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Lady, I'm going to step on you and smash you like a scone! 
 Response 1: You know, we're all just baked goods here on this planet, waiting to be stepped on and eaten, so if you need to step on me to feel like you're a bigger pastry, then I'm going to say that's okay. 
 Response 2: I just took a bite of snorkie for the first time.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Wait a second, are all of you Satanists? 
 Response 1: Well, we don't like to put labels on it. 
 Response 2: I have. And I've been hoping that you would use me because I could easily carry every box.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: He can't read. So what, are you just taking dictation of the things he says? 
 Response 1: Yeah, and he says a lot of a gross stuff. 
 Response 2: Pam's my friend, and Pam is going to be part of this family now.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is the Aid Man signing about to begin? 
 Response 1: I just figured, you know, am I going to spend my whole life waiting for this FedEx package? Maybe I should go and find it. 
 Response 2: Yes, let me go get the velvet ropes so we can put down where the line starts.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Wow!  You're a healthy 135 pounds.  That's quite fit! 
 Response 1: I admit no such thing. This is just a nice pen that I've had for quite some time. 
 Response 2: Thank you.  It's been a real struggle to lose the extra weight I gained when I was pregnant last year.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah, it took them so long to get to fight exchange one. I don't have the patience to wait for four more. 
 Response 1: I thought you would take care of that. This is your show. 
 Response 2: I did hear them mention a casserole while they were fighting, so at least there's that to look forward to.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I guess we should descend from our tower and go out there and try to help the people. 
 Response 1: I guess we should I heard that they have radioactive scorpions down there nowadays. 
 Response 2: How's that going to stick it to them, to send them a check? Don't you think they're going to get paid?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're a very cute baby. You have good hair for a baby. 
 Response 1: Never, never in your whole life have you made that mistake. 
 Response 2: Thank you. It's funny because it's like, uh, it's all crazy. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The shirt reminded her of a crash. It made her want to crash again. 
 Response 1: Well, it was a tie-dye shirt, it was bloody red. I mean, in hindsight, that was a terrible shirt. 
 Response 2: Yeah, it seems like a face hole!  But, I'm just saying, maybe that's a mouth hole.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Two Seacrests? One a foot taller than the other and one with a big scar down his face. 
 Response 1: It's a double manager situation. 
 Response 2: I'd like all over spikes, almost like head studs.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time anywhere, singing her "You say stalagmite, I say stalactite",  Vera Louise Gorman. 
 Response 1: I'm so glad to be here on America's Favorite X-Factor. This is just a little diddy that I made up. 
 Response 2: It's Sandwicheria. S-A-N-D-W-I-C-H-E-R-I-A.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There seems to be something stuck in there, but we haven't lit the fire in a year. 
 Response 1: I completely forgot that Barbara was allergic to coconut and we ordered all that coconut shrimp. 
 Response 2: It's probably soot.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I know us dentists have a lot planned for the dental convention this weekend, so I won't take up much of your time. 
 Response 1: Toadstool doesn't think in future tense, just present tense. 
 Response 2: Yeah, just let the coordinator when you plan on finishing up this speech, sweetie, because we've got Jon Levitz up next for entertainment.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Why do we have to talk like this on the outside, but when we come home, we speak like you? 
 Response 1: Whoa, that's Mr. Grocery! 
 Response 2: We got a good thing going here. We don't have to pay taxes or fight in wars. We don't have to worry about clothes because we wear the same stuff all the time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Look at the tears of dust floating all around. 
 Response 1: The humans will clean them up and not think twice about it. 
 Response 2: Yeah last time the cars got backed up, the witches came out of their holes. We never want that to happen again, it was awful, there was candycorn everywhere.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There might be some underlying tension because of our new arrangement. 
 Response 1: That's must be why when I told my girlfriends I was going on vacation none of them were excited or surprised. 
 Response 2: That's OK. There was underlying tension with Abba. This works.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Young lady, why do you feel like you cannot be yourself here in Orlando, the most welcoming place on earth? 
 Response 1: Oh, Dad. Even that wasn't great. 
 Response 2: You all have a strong sense of self. I have no identity.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Cards on the table. I worry, because of my secret love for Meredith, that she's mixed up with a bad guy who is also Janice's husband perhaps. Or at the very least her baby daddy. So I want to expose this Jonathan. 
 Response 1: Listen. Here's the thing. When mama gets a gig mama got to go. Now, I got this man Flu, he thinks I'm a Brazilian princess. 
 Response 2: Doesn't that feel better? Thank you for being honest with me. I really appreciate that. Alright. That's the only way we can change.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Saltwater toughys are also mystics. We start prophesying and stuff. 
 Response 1: Can someone untie me first? 
 Response 2: OK. So, saltwater toughys are the things you sell, but also what the employees are called. This place just keeps getting more and more weird.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We put a lot of time and effort and energy this gift. It's a picture collage of your children from when they were born all the way through now. 
 Response 1: OK, that sounds like a lot of effort, but not a lot of money spent. 
 Response 2: Yeah, OK. I didn't come here to engage in slut shaming. I'm trying to get back to my normal human height.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You don't think doctors are real? 
 Response 1: No. They're ghosts of a former person. This was taught to me by my great grumpy gramp. 
 Response 2: Well I would say just get a hold of yourself. Just try to ride it out.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So, the Maytag shot Mary out of the rapid and she hit a boat on the shore. I'm sorry I asked. I didn't realize what a horrible tale was going to be spun. 
 Response 1: It's several hearses. 
 Response 2: I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you. It's not a great story.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Danielle, he says we have overdue movies. 
 Response 1: Well, I'm not in charge of returning them, I'm just in charge of checking them out. 
 Response 2: Hold on, I was sitting on it the whole time. I was on the chair the whole time. It almost fell through the cracks.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey, this isn't my ring. Michael Jackson, I need my ring back if I'm ever going to win back the love of my wife. 
 Response 1: Alright, but I should tell you that if I give you this ring back, we're all just going to return to being old puppets. 
 Response 2: Yes, he has been taking those dentist classes on the side.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Thank you for knowing I meant scalpel even when I said scapula. 
 Response 1: I can. You could have stepped into my booth. Now you're stuck with a lobster child. 
 Response 2: I am a long time nurse. Just because we've never worked together doesn't mean I don't know what I'm doing.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I made a hard shift into more Amish like living. 
 Response 1: Well, you may be right, but I felt as if I were judging him just harshly enough for having shat in my office. 
 Response 2: Do Amish use typewriters or just paper and pen?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Charlie, you are taxing me today. 
 Response 1: Do you want something tan or cream? Those are the only colors we sell. 
 Response 2: What am I, the IRS? I don't know what you mean.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Show those young people the light that you have within. Open yourself to them. 
 Response 1: And then go to bed and smoke.  Maybe we will die this way. 
 Response 2: Diary, the last time you said that, I spent so much time in jail.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's a good thing your name isn't refrigerator. 
 Response 1: We also agreed time was of the essence. So we had to get on each other's shoulders, get in the car, open the sun roof, and drive over here. 
 Response 2: You know what, I don't think women should make jokes.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Have you ever been bit at one of those snake churches? 
 Response 1: He's been bit by the spirit. 
 Response 2: We try to keep it pretty chill for a plantation.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sassy surgeons, should we start dressing more drab? Will that project us back up into the big world? 
 Response 1: Do we even want to go back there? 
 Response 2: Is it still really a doughnut if there's meat in it?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Just like, the thimbles that are supposed to protect your fingers from the needle. 
 Response 1: Yeah, and now I feel like the chicken is telling us something different. 
 Response 2: Yeah, mine's got holes.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Are coozies the things you put on your cups? 
 Response 1: Please, please.  I'll be over here if you have anymore questions. 
 Response 2: Yes, you put the coozie on the cup. That's a real glass half full attitude. I like you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Here you go, honey. I feel so reckless. I didn't even pay for this orange julius! It's a Christmas miracle! 
 Response 1: OK. Well, that's illegal. It's actually a crime. 
 Response 2: He better be better than the last one because Reverend Malcolm Exercise was not very good at all.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: She's very smart. You never heard of keeping things in your bra before, now did you? 
 Response 1: Oh, OK. That's what I need to write down. When she talks sometimes, my mind wanders. 
 Response 2: You are so sweet.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you have any interest in Kyle? 
 Response 1: I love you too - I want to say, Marjorie? 
 Response 2: He does look kind of nut balls, but I'm open. I'm open to whoever.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I was going to ask the chicken what it thought of me because my momma never told me what she thought of me. She always said "If you get a chicken to like you, that means you're something."? 
 Response 1: I'm a leaf blowing in the wind. I'll go anywhere I want. 
 Response 2: Oh man, I used to ask my mama what she thought of me all the time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, well, Alice is my favorite animated older thing. 
 Response 1: Oh, well, my favorite older thing was Josie and the Pussycats. 
 Response 2: I think it was ambitious to begin with the motorcycle show.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We'll re-hydrate this powdered medicine with tongue sweat and inject it into him. That ought to put him in in cryofreeze until we get this cocaine back to the 1980's. 
 Response 1: That seems almost contrary to being a doctor. 
 Response 2: I'm kind of sorry I suggested it 'cause it's really grossing me out, the idea of it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're wearing a ball gown. 
 Response 1: You're right. I have been tugging at the hem of my peasant blouse for quite some time. 
 Response 2: I wanted to look beautiful for you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I am over my head, and I'm looking for any kind of info or guidance on how this whole parenting thing works. 
 Response 1: Little known fact. The weather girl does not get paid as much as the anchors. 
 Response 2: Well the last time I talked to my dad was probably ten years ago.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You used to go into the airplane cockpit? 
 Response 1: Yea, pre 9-11, I was always in that cockpit. 
 Response 2: Well, yes. That's what  pediatrician does. We take care of children.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I drink no water and I smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day. 
 Response 1: We're all rats, so we're all black. 
 Response 2: Honey, you have pruned up something fierce. You've got to do something about that.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Is this your first time at a Phish concert? 
 Response 1: Oh no. Jenna's not spayed. They banded together? They fucked. 
 Response 2: It is. But I'm not actually inside the concert yet.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: If you jiggle the canvas, they do something crazy cool. Watch this. 
 Response 1: They's doing a little laugh in dance. This is unseemly and ungodly. Sven, I'm no longer your master. I'm out of here. 
 Response 2: We'll cut our long thumbs off before we tell anyone.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've got a bus that's headed up to upstate New York. 
 Response 1: OK, here. Take all my money. 
 Response 2: Estelle. Her name is Estelle.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, you're preaching to the choir. I've had many snacks inside of me over the years. 
 Response 1: Did you get them taken out or did you just let them grow in there? 
 Response 2: And I apologize for being so defensive. Let's shake on it like gentlemen.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: She has family in Paris. 
 Response 1: OK. Well, here's a check. I hope $300 Million is enough. 
 Response 2: Uncle Fritz. He lives at the top of the Eiffel Tower!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's a pretty tough turnout here at the funeral. 
 Response 1: Well, Grandfather wasn't very well liked. 
 Response 2: OK. So, we should go out there asleep?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I was just doing a classic ventriloquist dummy with my eyes shifting back and forth. 
 Response 1: Yeah, there's only three of us. 
 Response 2: Just like on that Twilight Zone episode. That was one of my favorite episodes. I'll never forget the ending.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The fortune is not for me, it's for us to share, as both of us have ingested halves of the fortune cookie. I rest my case. 
 Response 1: No one can see you, but thanks for narrating. 
 Response 2: OK. He wins. Can I say that? He wins. That was so good.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Why don't you go play with your frinds in the forest? 
 Response 1: Oh you mean Billy and Daisy? They died. 
 Response 2: Personality wise, he's as flat as paper.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I think it matters if the sandwich feels hot. Egg salad sandwiches are supposed to be cold to room temperature. 
 Response 1: Yeah, and eggs are the beginning of life. It's important to treat them right. 
 Response 2: I don't know. We're supposed to get the waiter out of here? There's no one else in the restaurant and it's broad daylight.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, not Elle fanning? 
 Response 1: Oh no, Elle shes not  a newscaster silly, shes an actress like me. 
 Response 2: But it seems like you'll just be able to read it. You'll know it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm not sure what's happening here. You asking me if I've ever been in love seems like it's in violation of the policy. 
 Response 1: Cleatus, I think you misunderstand what the purpose of my question is. You know, I'm very happily married to Mrs. Madison. 
 Response 2: Come live with us in the sewers. It is stinky, but then we have like makeshift things like when you attach a boot to an arm and you pull a thing. Like mouse trap.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I feel like every time someone asks you about a crime, you tell them I didn't do the crime. I only burned down the hospital and I enjoy Miss Georgina's breads in the middle of the night. 
 Response 1: They could drink out of plastic cups that they can't seem to in their god damn hand and then drop them on the floor. 
 Response 2: To cover our bases, any time a crime comes up, I say that you didn't do it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't think I'm long for this world. 
 Response 1: Well your eyes are weird - they have no color. You look like the lead bassist from Limp Bizkit. 
 Response 2: Welcome, everybody, to the Kraftwerk concert. It's time to do one of our famous hits.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I didn't know shortbread came in loaves. 
 Response 1: Oh, yeah.  Well, you know, I figure I really get the whole shortbread experience.  Why not, Instead of making a bunch of little cookies or whatever the fuck, make, like a whole loaf size so you can cut it up like bread.  I don't know.  I guess I was confused with the recipe. 
 Response 2: Hey, if I had the secret, I'd open up my own saltwater toughy shop.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I have an R-BnB that I've rented. 
 Response 1: Hey look, I didn't ask for your whole life story. I just came up to tell you that if you plan to move back into the great seats in front of me, I'd like you to be quiet and respectful of Yngwie Malmsteen. 
 Response 2: Maybelline, how dare you. You've betrayed the church, the gods, the temple, and the daddy-master. I cast you out, vile demon-woman.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Um, so, as you can see I type a uh, a lot of words per minute. 
 Response 1: I don't care. I don't like theater, it's stupid. It's outdated. 
 Response 2: I'm very impressed. I'd like you just to type the instructions you read on everything you find in my pantry. The print is too small for me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah, I guess I needed to go through a change. Break out of my domestic trap that I was in. 
 Response 1: Kindergarten. Because they're too young to make fun of you. 
 Response 2: It's almost as if you underwent a conversion not dissimilar to the zombies.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: How would you compare Ghost Recon and Skyrim. It's impossible. 
 Response 1: I'll be honest, I don't care about either. I'm a Pokemon man myself. 
 Response 2: I'm not in charge of getting them out of the van.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is there a train running tomorrow to Savannah, Georgia? 
 Response 1: Oh, thank you. I bought it at TJ Maxx last week. I was packing for our trip. 
 Response 2: Certainly, jack off. You're talking about the God damn Savannah train.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't answer it? I'm not your client. 
 Response 1: Her husband's probably not going to be thrilled. 
 Response 2: Nobody answer any questions. I'm the only one answering questions.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yes, I shall not be sharing my stuffed cheese with this one over here. 
 Response 1: Well, you needn't worry about the Well Dropping Society having enough pizza to go around to feed its members because I will not be joining. 
 Response 2: We're flying up to the sky, to the halls of where my ancestors look down upon us with judgement.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: OK, I'm sorry. Am I in the right place? 
 Response 1: Russets are for a 30th anniversary. 50th anniversary would be fingerlings. 
 Response 2: Yes, yes you are. Hi, how're you doing? My name is Catalina.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's all about owning whatever you say, no matter how insanely wrong you might be. Doesn't that sound nice? 
 Response 1: Do you want my honest answer or do you want the answer you want to hear? 
 Response 2: Wow, when did this hatred of Peter Pan happen with you, Ray?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm not a dwarf.  I'm just short, okay?  Just a short guy. 
 Response 1: Yeah, but you also have a red cap on.  It looks like a dwarf's hat. 
 Response 2: People think it's weird that he has that bull ring above on the top of his nose, but the snake pierced his nose, so you might as well take advantage of it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, I have a raging heroin addiction, so it might just be you who is sober. 
 Response 1: Good thing I'm straight edge like everyone from the country called Country. 
 Response 2: No, we made them look like wood.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm nervous about my family, Sharon. 
 Response 1: That's what her Facebook page says. 
 Response 2: You're sweating.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, can you guys keep it down, please? I'm trying to take a nap. 
 Response 1: Sorry, Omar. I didn't see you were in your boots. 
 Response 2: We're so late to the party and we just thought we'd have missed out on a lot.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Look, I'm pretty sure these guys are robots. 
 Response 1: Yeah, but they are pretty nice. I mean, they gave me this horse, he brought me this bucket. 
 Response 2: Like four giraffes fused together, or two double giraffes.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Comic Burglar is slowly making a get away. Someone stop him. 
 Response 1: Why is he walking sideways like a crab? 
 Response 2: Oops, my button popped open.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You know, I always thought it was cruel that your wife said you gotta make a choice. It's either you set up a hospital suite in her home for a dog who's gonna die anyway, or I leave. 
 Response 1: Oh yes, that's perfect. Thank you. 
 Response 2: It's was like, no offense honey but I love you and the dog the same.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Clearly, you're a raging alcoholic. Would you care for a cigarette? 
 Response 1: OK. Well, here's a check. I hope $300 Million is enough. 
 Response 2: I don't see why not. I mean, it's the '60s so, sure.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This is slightly larger than a tick. 
 Response 1: Oh, yeah. Look at that. I didn't have have my glasses on or eyes open. 
 Response 2: Yes, let's go now, Demetrius. It's sounds way more exciting than what we've got going on here.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, my eyes! The light is so bright out here. 
 Response 1: Have you ever seen that Ripley's Believe It or Not, where the woman  has the ability to pop her eyes out of her skull? Your eyes look like hers. 
 Response 2: That's nice because you have a weak chin.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Would you like me to go out and come back in? 
 Response 1: That would be perfect. I have to practice being rude. 
 Response 2: Well, Colonial, we sent many top and bottom scientists out to conduct sessions with teenage boys.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I could understand why you think that, but I was actually entirely silent. 
 Response 1: But you're a woman, and he's a man. So even if you didn't say anything, you were thinking it in your mind. He had no choice because you silently suggested it. 
 Response 2: I like LeBron James. I feel like we should let him go. He shows up in movies I like. He's fun.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We've gotten so far away from real people with real stories on reality TV. 
 Response 1: Yeah, Toilet Island was the last real show. There are really toilets and there are really islands. 
 Response 2: Was this man abducted by aliens? Or was he just drunk and drove his car into a ditch?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I took a big nap and when I woke up, there was this strange couple in the organ room. 
 Response 1: I didn't think so. Most doctors aren't holding hands with the other doctors. 
 Response 2: Please Doris, could you tie your robe? I beg of you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I get terribly, terribly seasick. But I usually don't know 'til another month after I get off the boat. 
 Response 1: We have pet when we can afford to have pet. Right now, pet equal food. 
 Response 2: That's what it's like being a woman.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Please welcome Alfred Molena. Oh, here he comes dragging across the floor. 
 Response 1: Oh, the savagery.  
 Response 2: I know you wanted to see the ham bone tonight, but it won't be happening. It's going to be done by my domestic partner.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I didn't know you were married, Mrs. Sapsworth. 
 Response 1: He could be, I hear about that happening all the time in this city. They look like real people but they don't know things, like what a tomato is. 
 Response 2: Of course I'm married. I'm a woman of 28.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: No son of mine is going to slap meat and cheeses on bread. You want to be a sandwich slopper? What about law school? 
 Response 1: I do. I have my Granddads pen. He fought in the war for it. 
 Response 2: Law school? It's ridiculous. What a waste of time. What are you doing? Sitting there, trying to keep people out of jail or keep people from getting sued, or suing other people. What else is there to the law?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, in order to get out of here, I have to get my jacket, but in order to get my jacket, I have to get out of here? 
 Response 1: Yeah, there's only three of us. 
 Response 2: Yeah, see how the system is basically rigged to keep you in place no matter what?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm trying to find an elf costume for my baby. 
 Response 1: He said it was Don but I think it was Steve Dons. 
 Response 2: Sir, are you aware that this is a Cracker Barrel?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'll always love her, in my way. 
 Response 1: Just say it. Just say you think she's hot. 
 Response 2: Oh yeah, that is strange, isn't it? I mean, we're only new to town ourselves. I'm a single dad with a growing boy. We haven't had a chance to try them yet. But I wonder if there's something wrong with them now.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We've been looking for a place to put these unbaptized babies. 
 Response 1: Well, I am the King of Sudan. We have a lot of insurgents. Is there a way possibly we can take care of that? 
 Response 2: They didn't do anything wrong, but they didn't get baptized in time. They didn't do much right.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Did they ever figure out what impression that chicken was doing?? 
 Response 1: I just need some attention for once in my life. 
 Response 2: I think he was trying to do Carl Sandburg.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, we should go out on stage asleep? 
 Response 1: That deal is closed. I'm proposing a new deal, where my family merges you to death. 
 Response 2: OK. I like that. I just said don't fall asleep. If we're already asleep when we're out there, that works.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Sir, Captain, Sir. Might I just point out that perhaps what the Ensign saw was looking at the coordinates upside down. Just saying. 
 Response 1: I bet that was it. Thank you, Mr. Sulu. 
 Response 2: That's why we picked a day when it's going to look more hazel, so that people pay less attention to it. Hopefully that won't happen, hopefully it's just an urban myth about the green thing.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: If you feel like you want to get it all out, feel free to do a song yourself. 
 Response 1: Oh, absolutely! People come to Downy for the train, but don't realize there could be so much more. 
 Response 2: OK. This is my block. This is my blue block. This is my yellow block. This is mommy's shower and I should probably leave.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Papa, won't someone see the antennas from our home? 
 Response 1: What, you want me to leave my dog at home? You're talking like a crazy person right now. 
 Response 2: No, we made them look like wood.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'll be anywhere I please. My friend and I have been waiting now forty eight minutes for her Saturn. We're ready to go. 
 Response 1: That is true, but I also have a long beard and am frequently wet. 
 Response 2: Couple more minutes. There's a whole team of people that are working on the other side of the car which you can't see right now.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're never going to be able to sell that. 
 Response 1: Yeah.  Wow.  I feel like a man.  I wish we could have a bar mitzvah, but we're Catholic. 
 Response 2: You never believed in me.  You know what?  This is the last straw, Bobby.  I'm done with you.  I deserve better.  If you two like each other so much, you could keep each other.  I'm going to be rich!  Do you hear me?  Rich!  Not only from my bean bag chair full of nacho chips, but also trademarking the silhouette from my very beautiful and very unique hairdo.  Goodbye forever, Bobby.  You're a loser, and you always will be!  Samantha, it was nice to see you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Your spray tan is perfect. I want everyone to know that you're my child. 
 Response 1: I'm bright orange. I wanted to look good. I wanted to look fancy, but I overdid it. 
 Response 2: Please, help my husband. We just got married, I don't want to be a widow so soon.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I guess I was hoping the shoe would turn out to be magical or something. I mean, the yo-yo was. 
 Response 1: We came to this theater to eat exotic foods and, admittedly, large quantities of roast beef.  Roast beef is a staple of our diet. 
 Response 2: There has been a lot of unexpected magic today at this Home Depot.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're going to see her aren't you? I know about here. I keep this place clean. I cook. I have sex with you on a regular basis, and this is the thanks I get. 
 Response 1: What? None of us are getting the money? We were here though. 
 Response 2: Yeah, well, she does too. All those things. She keeps my other place clean. She cooks. She has sex with me in my other place. I must go. It's my manly duty to please all women.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, man.  I'm getting so grown up.  I learned how to braid my pubes in school the other day. 
 Response 1: I didn't know they did it that early.  That's important.  You've got to braid those pubes and you've got to put on golf cleats when you come home from work. 
 Response 2: Yeah, because I can fit my whole face in there!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: By some miracle, I ran. As a baby in the snow. Luckily it wasn't a lot of snow. 
 Response 1: Even though it's not my fault, I feel like I should apologize because I feel like everything is my fault, including war. 
 Response 2: It's very Forrest Gump of you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That's part of the prophecy. One will be the common thread. One will be beautiful and fall in love after a sneeze. And one will be the common thread. And then it said one will be fart-y and one will be smart-y. 
 Response 1: I'm the fart-y one. I've literally been letting out one continuous fart this entire time. I apologize. 
 Response 2: Hard candy is one.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Why don't you come out of the shadows?  We want to hang out with you! 
 Response 1: I understand you guys are here to do some spelunking, and when I was a surface man, I enjoyed the company of others.  I thought, perhaps, I might show you around down here in the shadowy subways. 
 Response 2: Same thing you said yesterday.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This painting over here in the north west corner. The crow with the beady eyes that seem to follow you. Something about it reminds me of something. 
 Response 1: Your penmanship needs work. I didn't realize when I picked up this chicken scratch that this was a confession from you. But now that I know this, you could have been cooler with me over the years. 
 Response 2: The look on his face. It reminds me of that look that comes over Dean's face when he's done something terrible.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Let's focus on the problem. It's too easy to get off topic. 
 Response 1: I'm just saying, maybe one of the reasons why we're not up in the sky and we're in the ocean is because Cookie took some drugs. 
 Response 2: Dad it is my time on the TV you said even if you are trying to sleep that I could watch it!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: He had to put down his beer to wave you over. That's a big commitment for someone with only one arm. 
 Response 1: Sir, I'd suggest you step right over to the other side of the complex to the Transamerica, they've got all types of costumes. Especially elf. 
 Response 2: And it's your birthday, too. You shouldn't have to do that.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Here on Mars Base 3 we're up to 60 people. 
 Response 1: I gotta say I was not aware that there were more than the four of us. This is in fact news to me. 
 Response 2: That is a downright lie. You take it back.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Look at my husband flirting with the secretary. He's just a flirt. He's flirting with everybody. 
 Response 1: It's the doctor on the phone. It ain't no damn secretary, woman! 
 Response 2: Yeah, it's not zoned for multi-level structures.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I would put a layer of garlic bread on the bottom. 
 Response 1: Actually, that would be fine with me. That's something I'd want to see. 
 Response 2: Oh, it'll suck up all the juices and be delicious at the end of the meal. They'll be so exciting.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, shoot. Is this Saturday? I'm here for the mom's meeting. 
 Response 1: We operate alphabetically, and the meeting for The Nets basketball team is today. So that would have been a couple of days ago. 
 Response 2: I couldn't be more exciteder, if that were a word.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, I lost my place. 
 Response 1: Yes, dad, because you really didn't take my note at all. 
 Response 2: Sure. Here's the thing. I've been having a real crisis of confidence for the past few years. I don't think today should really be the day to overcome that crisis.
Output: Response 1