niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: You can't find your yogurt? Why wouldn't you check in the fridge first? 
 Response 1: Because sometimes I keep it under the bed. 
 Response 2: I noticed it but thought what was really distinctive about these kids is their enthusiasm.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: All right. I guess one of us should go back out there. 
 Response 1: Okay. You can go. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I do. I also like to look in people's disgusting mouths.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So, you're not the baby man? You're just a third brother? 
 Response 1: Sure, let me just fish around for it. It's in this drawer somewhere. 
 Response 2: People can have more than one brother.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You missed your calling. You're really terrible as a logger. You cut your own arm off. You should have been a singer.  
 Response 1: It was my fault for wearing that brown shirt. 
 Response 2: Well, I was wondering what you had under this sheet; this sheet over this cage-like shape.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Tom, we've been through so much. How do we know that it's not just going to fall to the wayside once we get together? 
 Response 1: Meredith, there's no guarantee that we won't end up in a loveless marriage like I'm already in right now. But isn't it worth taking the chance for at least a fun wedding? 
 Response 2: I'm sorry, sir, that you just stayed in your job for ten years just hating it and being angry at me all the time.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Garmonson is where they make Garmons. 
 Response 1: They're never lost in that town, that's for darn sure. 
 Response 2: You came from a time when I was reevaluating my life, such as it is, and realizing there's got to be more than that.  Have you ever seen the television program Different Strokes?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's in honor of the great Minnie Pearl. That was her thing. She wore a hat with a price tag on it. 
 Response 1: Oh yeah. I'm so stupid. I don't know why I said I didn't know that. 
 Response 2: I know that too. You don't have to keep telling me things I already know.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We used to call my great aunt Nancy.  She used to be Nanny, but she gave that spelling up when she got married. 
 Response 1: Did they just confess to hearing us? Maybe everyone's finally being honest. Maybe that's what this room needs, Dean. 
 Response 2: Oh, that's understandable.  A lot of people are doing that now.  It's the newest trend.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Terry, what's wrong? It's not my cooking is it? 
 Response 1: No, the people of Reno need me. 
 Response 2: I think I'm going to die.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We like the women around here dressed in real baggy stuff. 
 Response 1: What, you want me to leave my dog at home? You're talking like a crazy person right now. 
 Response 2: I noticed that. I'm so sorry. I didn't realize the dress code was as such.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mr Powellmore? What if I finish it early and I turn it in tomorrow? I mean, is there any way I can get my grades early? 'Cause my dad really wants to see like, that I'm working hard and that I'm putting the time in. 
 Response 1: Please, please.  I'll be over here if you have anymore questions. 
 Response 2: Lisa, what do you not understand about "I'm going to be hungover for the school year?"
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Press a button that's an earth tone. I know that because I'm an autumn. 
 Response 1: So many things have happened since then. For us to still not be able to dance is a travesty. 
 Response 2: Oh great, it looks like it's working.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Everybody, just remember, don't touch the ghouls. The ghouls can't touch you. You can't touch me. 
 Response 1: I did too. Why would you have a rope if you didn't hang yourself? 
 Response 2: She's touching your shoulder and you can't do anything about it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: If there's anyone here that who knows of any impediment to Evelyn Orzaball becoming a member of the board of Sport Club, please come forward. 
 Response 1: My name is Ira Smith Orzaball, Banker. I'd like to say a few things about my mother. 
 Response 2: He is good and he is great. God is! Not the man. I'm putting my hand up in the air, can you not tell?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You have moved to number two as the worst person on earth right now, behind Adam. 
 Response 1: Thank you. I knew that was coming. 
 Response 2: Janice, you can't be doing that in public.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: And he's annoyed. Did you tell Craig to act annoyed? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I want you to talk to it. I want you to say everything is fine. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I said he's annoyed. I don't know if I made that clear that the salesman is annoyed to be delivering ice blocks.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: As you know, we released gay sperm into the population to see if it would infect the levels of gay babies. 
 Response 1: The results came back that there are gays all over the place. 
 Response 2: Yes, but recently he's been coming in even during the day.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We're sitting here on the front row like a bunch of chumps. 
 Response 1: The dog is police? Dogs can have jobs too? 
 Response 2: I know. It's crazy. We could be backstage, smoking with the cast.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Scientists, there is a young girl on television confusing the world about the difference between stalactite and stalagmite. 
 Response 1: There's also some copyright violations. 
 Response 2: Yeah, they were torn apart by two house cats.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm not good enough to work here. 
 Response 1: And ration them please. I mean, it's our only food. 
 Response 2: Now listen to me, missy. This is gonna be hard, but we're gonna get that blockage blown clear.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I am the reincarnation of the mother into a lifeless puppet. 
 Response 1: The mother? You refer to yourself as "the mother"? How creepy. 
 Response 2: The only thing I would say is that if you throw a teapot into the fire, it's not going to burn because it's built to withstand heat.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm going to be producing a new film called Poltergeist and I want to put this lady in it. 
 Response 1: I'll have top bill in this movie, right? 
 Response 2: That's right. And I brought you here for the wrong reasons, Jason. I love you, but we need to separate. You need to go your way and I need to go my way.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Why don't you just brush the lettuce off? 
 Response 1: I don't want to ruin it. 
 Response 2: I did. I was thinking "I hear something behind my back, some kind of contraption is being worked on. But I can't see anyone here."
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This place isn't that big. 
 Response 1: Curtis, a lot happened to me too. We're getting a new blender, a new box spring, and I think that I'm in love for the first time. 
 Response 2: It's cozy. Thanks for setting this up.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's a silk rove. The material is not clinging at all. It's very soft. What is this condition you have exactly? 
 Response 1: Silk anesthesia. There's only four known cases in the United States. 
 Response 2: You're the storm drain oracle. I read about you too.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're really opening up the possibility of true love to anyone. 
 Response 1: Yes, I mean Turtle, a humble blimpsman, let's see what's up. 
 Response 2: You do it or you're out of the 9-11 business and I mean all around the country.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I just want to understand this very clearly.  You're telling me that you saw a child running around this house's front lawn and you come over to invite him to visit you at your bar. 
 Response 1: Hey, we all go through hard times, don't we?  Tragedy knows no age. 
 Response 2: No, I don't want anything on my jacket but a breast cancer pin.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Did you want me to hold your head? 
 Response 1: Yeah, well, yeah, I mean, I guess your character probably wouldn't. 
 Response 2: I walked out the front door, I guess. I do it all the time.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The trash industry has suffered because of the cancellation of the Olympics. We don't get a lot of quippy commercials. The population has gone down since people aren't having sex in the Olympic village. 
 Response 1: Oh honey, get the camera! 
 Response 2: And drone fireworks shows, there's been fewer of them. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, where are you staying Toadstool? 
 Response 1: Oh, when I was growing up. It would sleep in the bed. We would put makeup on her. Her name was Jasmine. 
 Response 2: Right here. Pretty much, I stand here and at some point, my sunburn gets so bad that I pass out from the pain.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Are you able to get pregnant, Lisette? 
 Response 1: I don't need this doubt, you know what I mean? I mean, this is why dad left because you just sat and you took it. And if I'd started that testosterone earlier, I coulda done something about it. I coulda kept him here. 
 Response 2: Hey, if last year is any indication, then yes, dude.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Who let's the Big Toppers go? We're the Big Top brothers. 
 Response 1: We love you here, but the trapeze is not what it used to be. 
 Response 2: Well, it seems to me what you need to do is dance.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Here's a ring that my father gave me. 
 Response 1: Oh, my god. Your father gave you this ring and it fits me perfectly. 
 Response 2: I told you, you keep trying to put chapstick on it but I it's not going to work.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey, look who made it back to the wrong side of the tracks. 
 Response 1: That's not how water works. You can't put more water on to take the other water off. 
 Response 2: They call me Mrs. Bender now, but you knew me as a different person.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Ms. Williams, I'm going to go make preparations because I'm an actor and an actor prepares, but I do hope that you will enjoy the play.  If you have any helpful, constructive criticism, when it is over, I look forward to your thoughts, just actor to actor. 
 Response 1: That would be wonderful, and maybe you could sneak me into your basement tonight.  I need somewhere to stay. 
 Response 2: Wait, the molecules are that long? How long is the actual dust itself, that's visible to the eye?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Excuse me, I'd like to get in on this bet. 
 Response 1: Certainly, employees are allowed to bet. Highly irregular, but everything is permitted today. 
 Response 2: That's true. I don't know why everyone just accepts it, it's really weird, but it makes our job easier.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We don't actually have to use stones, because there's a little bit of stone - on a microscopic level - inside everything. So everything is jewelry. 
 Response 1: And therefore, everything is precious. So we don't need jewelry anymore. 
 Response 2: Ah, yes, the human need for hydration. We'll go fetch you some water together, from the store.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Me and Carol were having a disagreement and she pushed me right into the doors as they were closing. 
 Response 1: You're an experimental abstract. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I did it. Glenda deserved it. I'd do it again if I had to.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Get a room already, you two. 
 Response 1: I'm just expressing my admiration, you know. 
 Response 2: I understand that. What you didn't know is that this is your father, allegedly.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Grandma, would you make me a latte with two percent skim milk?  I'm trying to watch my weight. 
 Response 1: Just bash your head through the window. Come on. 
 Response 2: Sure, honey.  Why don't you also pick yourself out one of them menthol cigarettes.  You've had a rough day.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That doesn't mean you got any business, you were a prostitute but I was hoping and I pray as a 12 1/2 year old you didn't do any business. 
 Response 1: Marge, you were the one who wrote the memo? I'm glad you're coming clean because you signed that memo "We are legion." 
 Response 2: They said "we're prostitutes" and so, we just stood around and looked at each other. So I was a prostitute for like an hour.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Art, you think we should be selling ice cream and photos? 
 Response 1: Well, that's not going to be a problem because the shot you gave me was only juice. Juice is hardly a drug. 
 Response 2: Yes, just something else so that people actually buy something.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, you're stealing the treasure. 
 Response 1: Was it that one with the zombie mom? 
 Response 2: I knew it. I can't trust anyone on this ship. I should have gone to Paris with John.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mom and Dad, you stayed together for the poster and not for me? 
 Response 1: Oh, I know who you are. I'm one of those girls that follows sports. You play basketball. 
 Response 2: Well, yes. The poster is from when we met. You came later. The poster has sweet memories for us.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Doctor, no one has more respect for you than I do. But, I do think it's off putting to people. 
 Response 1: No, we just want our mother back. 
 Response 2: When a cat does therapy?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm producing a movie. 
 Response 1: I know that too. You don't have to keep telling me things I already know. 
 Response 2: They're on the corner of Chester and Magnolia.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Chuck, can you restrain Ken for a little bit? 
 Response 1: You got it boss! Finally someone asked me to do something. 
 Response 2: Wow they really are spiky, look at all those people hanging on them! Are they ok?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh sure, Mr. Vaughn, there's a carton cigarettes here for you. I've got seven cartons, one for each of the Magnificent Seven. 
 Response 1: Yule, Chuck, isn't it great? We're gonna smoke and live forever. 
 Response 2: Yes, I was trying to decipher whether or not she was, indeed, pregnant or just sort of chubby.  It turns out that was your mother and she was pregnant with you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh really? And you are married to each other then? 
 Response 1: Yep sure are. We knew we'd get married since we first set eyes on each other, over that big taco juicy taco. 
 Response 2: That's what happened at the prison?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What's the mileage? 
 Response 1: I don't have it memorized. I drive a lot to different events throughout. But of course it's raining. 
 Response 2: That was weird. I don't think you look that much like Dame Edna. I mean, if I saw you side to side, I'd say "No, she doesn't look like Dame Edma at all."
Output: Response 1
Prompt: If we fulfilled the prophecy, why are we still stuck inside this god damn beast? 
 Response 1: Oh, my childhood. I was raised by chickens. 
 Response 2: There's a part at the end of the prophecy that's in Spanish. You couldn't read it. Annette hasn't fallen in love yet. That's the last part.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Can I tell you about my wife's show at Charlie O'Charlies? 
 Response 1: Oh, yeah. I figured it must be good if it's your wife. 
 Response 2: They the pride of the county.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Excuse me, I'm the officiant of this wedding. Where am I supposed to stand. 
 Response 1: Guys. Let's learn from our mistakes last time. Everyone has their magnetic shoes on? And no one brought a bomb, right? 
 Response 2: We were going to do it inside of this Baskin Robbins, but it seems like it's closed.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't want the illusion to be over already before we even get married. Like, you've already seen fluids come out of me. 
 Response 1: Well, certainly. One of them of course is blood nut. 
 Response 2: Well, listen, you know. We're going to be together forever, presumably. I think that we might as well get this stuff out of the way. Do you want me to throw up too?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: If you do a close up of my face, I can cry on command. 
 Response 1: You're going to be wearing a hockey mask! 
 Response 2: Well, it's funny, because you can't see what I'm doing because we're in a confessional booth.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Daddy-master? I also want to follow Maybelline into the outside world. 
 Response 1: Thank you, Mrs. Applebaum. 
 Response 2: What? I've given you everything. Lemonade. I make people rent a movie that you alone get to watch.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: My name is Jerry, I'll be officiating the wedding. 
 Response 1: I guess I just really focused on the "this is a stickup" statement. 
 Response 2: And you're all welcome to Sbarro afterwards.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What the fuck is this on the floor? Now, I have to clean this shit up. 
 Response 1: OK. That sounds good, the land of opportunity! 
 Response 2: Oh, that over there by the bathroom? Someone defecated on themselves and the floor.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I mean, you met the queen before and everything. This all didn't seem familiar to you? 
 Response 1: I didn't even think about it. I have so many experiences on any given day. I ride the bus a lot. 
 Response 2: If we can get on the first taping of The Price is Right - they're doing nine tapings today - we can make that funeral and hardly miss anything.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I told you. I wash my dishes. 
 Response 1: I don't like it. It's not dark enough. 
 Response 2: You can't pay an exterminator in telling him how you do your chores on the chore wheel.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, and I'm a veterinarian school teacher. I teach about how to become a veterinarian. 
 Response 1: I like the way you look.  I'd put you in skinny jeans, I'd dye your hair, I'd shave your back, and then I'd put bacon on your chest.  Boom! 
 Response 2: Well, I have a weird job. Parents hire me to hide in their kids' closets on the off chance that the kids will wake up in the middle of the night and back into the closet. I'll grab them, and it's used as a tool to teach kids to keep their rooms tidy.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey Marty, I just want to say that I'm really sorry about your girl passing. 
 Response 1: Listen. Here's the thing. When mama gets a gig mama got to go. Now, I got this man Flu, he thinks I'm a Brazilian princess. 
 Response 2: Oh, my God. Thank you so much, Chris. Is this a casserole?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Randy, did you hear when I said I don't like my food to touch? I apologize, I didn't mean to be rude. 
 Response 1: Nope, that's all right. We can arrange your plate to avoid any sort of overlapping food. 
 Response 2: I'm sorry you had to see this Ma'am. It's very disturbing.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We love you here, but the trapeze is not what it used to be. 
 Response 1: Shouldn't you love yourself enough to wipe feces off your shoe? 
 Response 2: That's OK, we'll do it on stilts instead.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Alright, one the count of three I'll pry the door open. 
 Response 1: I want to thank you right now and tomorrow! 
 Response 2: OK, Mike. One, two, three.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What kind of drugs did you give the wolf? 
 Response 1: Oh thank god, the business is not going well. 
 Response 2: I ground up a bunch of Z-Quil and put it in a steak.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Evelyn's alright, I gotta tell ya. She's got a great back hand. 
 Response 1: I mean, my daughter wasn't even chosen to be the one to get hurt, but she offered herself as a tribute. 
 Response 2: She's swinging that sport club around like nobody's business. I'd watch out if I were you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, just so we're clear, I was scoffing at you because my wife is devoted to me. 
 Response 1: I'm asking some questions and we'll see what the answers are.  
 Response 2: But I mean, if I make a move and she's cool with it, you're cool with it - right? Let's just see how it plays, go with it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm surprised you guys didn't know down here in hell that our marriage wasn't actually legal. We didn't find that out until after we died. 
 Response 1: Let's see. "We would prefer you to sweep the cards. Including this card you are holding in your hand. Put this in the pile of cards to be swept. Then sweep all cards into the trash can. Yours most sincerely, in the holy name of Jesus, Judy - who is right here." 
 Response 2: It was still a marriage. We lived it like it was a marriage and we ended up hating each other.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I love polar bears in armor. 
 Response 1: Oh, cornbread. That's my favorite. 
 Response 2: Me too. I certainly did not walk out after the first five minutes of that movie.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Carol, are you telling me you have two different bodies? 
 Response 1: He is good and he is great. God is! Not the man. I'm putting my hand up in the air, can you not tell? 
 Response 2: I'm tell you I use my body in two different ways.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Did you remember me because of my purple hair? 
 Response 1: Yeah, and your blue eye and your brown eye. 
 Response 2: I am too. So I'll just put that on the schedule. After lunch, you and I will make love.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm just going to go get my car's oil changed.  I think that'll make me feel somewhat better.  Hopefully, I won't have any sort of existential crisis within that limited window of time. 
 Response 1: I admire your optimism.  As a retail buyer, I think you should treat yourself to a little shopping therapy after that oil change.  It calms the angered soul. 
 Response 2: I am, how you say, this juice. It seems like a trap, no?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: As his twin sister, he consults me in all matters sexual. So, I decided my brother should order a kiss kit for you to help you out. 
 Response 1: That's right. You should kiss more like my sister. We practice all the time. 
 Response 2: Alright. There's nothing weird about that.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've been on the run ever since he died. I should probably ditch this car, I mean there's only like fifteen thousand of them in existence. 
 Response 1: They're tracking you, believe me. And your fingerprints are all over it by now. 
 Response 2: You hit that D hard on the cod. I sense some acting training.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: In case anyone ever asks us, we'l have video to show the funeral. 
 Response 1: He's pacing a lot, he's not making eye contact, he's not threatening. I get it. 
 Response 2: I get that. Sometimes I don't remember anything that happened in my life and I have to re watch it on video.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What if I say "your hair is almost the perfect length"? 
 Response 1: Well, you used the word perfect, so that's probably a bad way to go. Never use the word perfect. 
 Response 2: Those are for all the soles that got lost.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Because I'm a level 18 Paladyn, but I have -20 charisma, I will allow you to do it, but I will make sure I tell everybody that I could have done it myself. 
 Response 1: OK. Classic backdoor passive aggression move. 
 Response 2: I'm thinkin' the way you're thinkin'; that's why we're twins.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: All those people out there are demanding their subs. Do you think we should go out and help them? 
 Response 1: We did a prank. I hope you don't gotta sing the national anthem of a country you don't know or the Greek alphabet. 
 Response 2: Oh, I'll go out. I forgot. I'm not even on break. I just spilled some lettuce on my pants.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You married somebody, who dated someone before you. How do you feel about that? 
 Response 1: It's called executive decision making you, and that's why I love you. 
 Response 2: Well trodden earth I'm walking on. That's what I think.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Trumpet Davis, before you were a jazz musician, you worked in the insurance industry? 
 Response 1: That's OK Vince, you can come fuck me instead. Forget about John. 
 Response 2: That's right. For a long time. I was the CEO of Aetna.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't think that you need me. You obviously have your own thing going on. 
 Response 1: We do need you. Don't think about the bands I was in. Think about the band I am in with you and you. 
 Response 2: Oh, my god. I have read about that.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's where you combine words to make another word. 
 Response 1: Oh wow they must really like you, almost nobody gets on that flight. I heard it is really ritzy up there too. 
 Response 2: Oh, we've done that with all of our kids. That's so funny.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You'd think the lights from his head would keep us awake. 
 Response 1: OK. It's traditional showbiz ware. It's a striped blazer and bow tie, straw boater and a cane. I'm not sure why that makes me an asshole. 
 Response 2: He moves around by dancing between your moments of despair.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I know you have that Starlight DVD that's just about broken in half. 
 Response 1: I watch it every night. 
 Response 2: You know, that's happening a lot to me lately. If you want to call me Nikel, that's all you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Where did this gentleman come from? 
 Response 1: Yeah, that sounds like a lot more communication than I had with my mother. 
 Response 2: He never vacated.  This is the same dumpster all along.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It was just a coincidence that you were sleep walking on a plane on 9-11. 
 Response 1: It was, but I'll always remember it like that was my final time. 
 Response 2: You know, my dad's lost somewhere in these waters. I'm going to stay here and search for him.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It seems really secure. This is just some thick, thick steel. I'll put up some drapes. 
 Response 1: Right? I mean, we're gonna be here for a while so we might as well make it nice and cozy. 
 Response 2: I may have grown up in the woods but I know one thing: you can't trust a contractor.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We didn't have our homework done for a year and mama did it for us in one night. 
 Response 1: That's how we graduated from 5th grade. 
 Response 2: I'm afraid it's not up to me, dear. I don't get to decide.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I can write with a pencil at home. I don't have to wait for it to be whittled down from a tree. 
 Response 1: Look at you, I like my brave little girl. 
 Response 2: It's true. It was so boring! We didn't want to say anything because we didn't want the good stuff to go away.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You strike me as a Larry Mullen, Jr., lady.  
 Response 1: It gives me variety. 
 Response 2: I could see how you say that, since I asked about continental lunch.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: My son needs a moon pie. 
 Response 1: Is there a camera back here? I feel like the goddamn pilot has commented on everything that we're doing. 
 Response 2: Hey. And I need RC Cola. Is anybody working here?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We never got that guy's name. 
 Response 1: Whoa, did you bring an old lady with you, man? 
 Response 2: He sounds like he's related to Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That's a lot of blood. It's everywhere. 
 Response 1: Sounds good to me. Now I don't have to run away anymore. 
 Response 2: Timothy, will you mop all this up for me?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: There's no one in the seat next to me. I guess I kind of cleared the area around me with my snoring. 
 Response 1: Yeah, nobody else has been on this plane. It's just you. Welcome to Cincinnati. 
 Response 2: When Scott Adams dies, you're never going to see me again. I'm going to start a new life somewhere.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Am I too late for boarding? I'm sorry I'm late. Thank  God it's that special day, where you don't need a boarding pass until you get right to the plane. 
 Response 1: All right guys, on the count of three. 
 Response 2: Yes, of course. Can I see your boarding pass? Go ahead and put your face up to the vent, as well. The mist will do the rest.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: All I see is lumps of trash moving. Is there more than one cat in here? 
 Response 1: Yeah, when everyone else is going through puberty. 
 Response 2: Yeah, it's like that scene in Star Wars, where Luke Skywalker was forced into the trash compactor.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The Friends isn't that new. It's like three or four years old. 
 Response 1: C'mon, it's just a Seinfeld ripoff. It will never go anywhere. 
 Response 2: I like it 'cause it tastes chalky.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Michelle is married. To a Honda Civic. She's been marrying cars all over town. 
 Response 1: Well, due to this information and as a pastor who's well versed in all things church room, I must say, this marriage is now no Z's good Z's. 
 Response 2: Buddy, you got to not yell that in public places, okay? It makes people feel very uncomfortable.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yeah, you had that shiny thing that you wore on your heads that all doctors used to have. 
 Response 1: I love you too - I want to say, Marjorie? 
 Response 2: He had the stethoscope, the shiny thing, lab coat, scrubs.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Am I under arrest? 
 Response 1: She's finally grown into her hanker-chief shirt that she's worn for years. She was horrifically underdeveloped for quite a long time. 
 Response 2: Don't answer that question.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mom, you're telling me that you went to go get cigarettes but now I have to go get dad's beer? That seems like a waste of time, couldn't you have done both? 
 Response 1: Yes dear, but it's a little soon to be calling me mom. I've only been married to your dad for five years. 
 Response 2: Sure, you're Rush's roadie, aren't you?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Are the magic tricks working, Jimmy? 
 Response 1: Gloria, I have something to tell you. I've cheated on you 18 times since we got married. 
 Response 2: Mom, it's going great. He's really into me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Alright, let's just do a shoot from the top. Greg, how are you feeling? 
 Response 1: Thank you very much.  Oh, I'm sorry, but is this proper milk?  Or is it Lactaid?  Because I have a problem with my digestive system. 
 Response 2: I feel good. Basically, my action is that I sort of bounce up and down. I'm skipping along on the moon's surface.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: A tournament of the most professional teams of adults is what I want. There will be no children. 
 Response 1: That's more of a spoken rule and not a written one. So, that can't come back to bite us. There's no need to write that down. We'll remember. 
 Response 2: Forgot about it, I'll put the bubbles in the soda. I'll make sure ever kernel of that corn is popped. You've got one job today, Tom. To go to The Boy's Store.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I thought we were coming to this room to have, you know, MFP. Male/Female/Phone. 
 Response 1: Wow. Classic misunderstanding. I thought we were all friends. 
 Response 2: Sorry, I'm just really pumped up for spring.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My babysitter is going to come here. She is a fan of Suedeface. 
 Response 1: Oh, my gosh. Why do you have a car? 
 Response 2: I've killed a lot of babysitters in my time, as a character. In real life I'm a preacher.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He had an unexpected peanut allergy. 
 Response 1: That's the riddle.  When you're able to answer that riddle, the bathroom door will unlock, and you'll be free. 
 Response 2: He also had a fat ass. He looked good in those little dog jeggings I would put him in.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Your hands look like four giraffes fused together, or two double giraffes. 
 Response 1: Or two two giraffes snorting cocaine off the ground. 
 Response 2: It said you were doing ham bone in the flyer though.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Let's get in the car and I'll take you back to where you need to be. Screw these groceries. Who needs groceries? 
 Response 1: Our first stop should be a comic book shop to see if there's an issue that has an ad for a grow ray in it. 
 Response 2: Yeah, with my fellow teenagers. That's all I eat, diner food. 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Join me in the kitchen and we shall engage the fight protocol. 
 Response 1: Yes, okay, bye guys. Don't get divorced. Just a normal, healthy fight. Fights are healthy. 
 Response 2: I just want to say that I'm a sociopath and all I care about is myself and my own fortunes. If there's a way that Melissa can be in a relationship and still maintain a successful business, I'd be OK with that.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Help me, please. I've been down in that basement for like, a year. I've been hiding out from the robots. 
 Response 1: Yeah, like the parents around here are all robots, right? 
 Response 2: This is great news, fellow Evanescence members
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Charlie, Linda, I'm going to throw the switch to start the gel factory line. 
 Response 1: OK, I'm just going to start to move the gel around with my hands. 
 Response 2: That's the way the contest works. We have to keep all of the photos for the next 20 years.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What are the dinner specials? 
 Response 1: It's the same thing every night. It's roast turkey. It's packets of lunch meat. 
 Response 2: If that guy was my husband I would have taken a peach can opener to him.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, is that it? That Prius looks sad. 
 Response 1: That's nice, but you shouldn't have. You should have depended on the lord. God will provide. That's all you need. 
 Response 2: That's it. That's my car. Look, someone wrote "wash me" on my back windshield.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We're probably talking too much about our stuff. Let's talk about you. I saw Moana. 
 Response 1: That's great. Like I said, that's not all of us. 
 Response 2: That's why a costume like mine is perfect because it's not intruding on anyone and it's also instantly recognizable.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Can we review what the details of operation versatile are? 
 Response 1: Well, Colonial, we sent many top and bottom scientists out to conduct sessions with teenage boys. 
 Response 2: That's true. The sea has claimed all of my wives.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Once we're all in the same dream world, we'll all see each other. If one person is not there, then we tell the other person a little bit more so they can get there and then boom, we're doing it.  
 Response 1: Oh, I'm open to anything darling. 
 Response 2: OK. That sounds simple enough.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah, so your friends tell you to go to a Phish concert. They give you weird instructions, tell you to meet a regular. Just to get you out of their hair. 
 Response 1: It used to be called a Spring-stomp. You'd send someone to a Springsteen concert, to stomp out the friendship. 
 Response 2: Oh, it will be quite a great deal larger than what you see before you today, sir. My goal is to build a contraption very large, large enough to carry me into the void of outer space, so that I may see what Savannah, Georgia looks like from its inky depths.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm very excited to be here today, in court, fighting my own case. 
 Response 1: You sound angry. You don't sound excited. 
 Response 2: Well, Rick, you deserve to be happy just like everybody else. I know you're in love with him.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Do you see what I see? Her arm is moving so quickly, it looks like it's moving in slow motion. 
 Response 1: I knew it. I can't trust anyone on this ship. I should have gone to Paris with John. 
 Response 2: Yeah, that's what happens with bionic arms. The faster you move the slower it looks to other people.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He's a five tool player. Yeah, he can hit, he can hit for power, he can run, he can catch, and he can steal. 
 Response 1: Mamma, I couldn't agree more. I have a lot of residual anger. I didn't shit out all of my anger, Mamma. 
 Response 2: He stole my wallet. He literally steals.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Roger, I know you want to make a big announcement, but we already know you're on hospice. 
 Response 1: I got an idea. He's probably thinking of the next big business move he's going to make for this company. 
 Response 2: Yeah, you're hooked up to several machines.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Welcome back, would you like some lamb chops or burgers? 
 Response 1: Oh, my God. Yeah, I see where you are, Judy. 
 Response 2: You know why I came here. I want a "pot roast."
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What's going on with your purse, Renee? 
 Response 1: I will check out the situation and do what I think is necessary. 
 Response 2: Oh, sometimes it moves around like a bag of cats.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're from Brooklyn? I'm from Kansas City, Kansas. 
 Response 1: You sound like you're from here. It's such an exotic accent. 
 Response 2: Oh, absolutely! People come to Downy for the train, but don't realize there could be so much more.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: She's still floating away. It's a very slow departure. She looks like she's lost. She's pointing. 
 Response 1: Thanks, honey. It's funny because you're the colonel. 
 Response 2: Maybelline, open a window. We'll shoo her out with a broom.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: If anything happens to me, please tell my parents that I love them. 
 Response 1: I have no idea where they are except for somewhere in Alaska, but I'll try. 
 Response 2: We are normal kids taking out feelings of anger on others just like all the Americans now.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I have a series of complaints from the last bake sale that I want to get straightened out ahead of time. You kept bringing up race like saying "Here's a brownie like a brown person". That's not appropriate. 
 Response 1: Hey look, I didn't ask for your whole life story. I just came up to tell you that if you plan to move back into the great seats in front of me, I'd like you to be quiet and respectful of Yngwie Malmsteen. 
 Response 2: Ok, I'll say a positive like "delicious" with it next time. Then it won't be taken in a negative way.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I feel honored. I really do. We've never had any royal people in this home before. 
 Response 1: I wish you wouldn't call me that. 
 Response 2: No, no. I mean, we've let the guy who runs King Taco come in here a couple of times.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I can't believe I had to leave my own Ted Talk. Maybe I'll just drown my sorrows in some ice cream. Oh boy, I gotta steal myself for going into a public place. Luckily there's hardly anybody in there. 
 Response 1: Yeah. My good friend and father Marion. 
 Response 2: Sir, it's closed in there, I think. There's some kind of conflict going on.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You two are an inspiration. Your friendship, and the time it takes to go and uncover the burial, dig up, cry over your friend, four times over. It touches me. 
 Response 1: Well, it's just the way we take care of our friends over here in Maine. Death does not take us apart. 
 Response 2: There's a cracked iPod mini in the lost in found.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm saying, screw off the top of the flash. And pour some of this super addictive alcohol in. It will make them senior alcoholics so they die of cirrhosis. 
 Response 1: Shouldn't you love yourself enough to wipe feces off your shoe? 
 Response 2: You know, I want to get ahead in this business so I'll do whatever you say.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: OK, but this popcorn isn't for eating. It's just for stringing around the tree. I thought we could have some festivities. 
 Response 1: It's food. You can't put food out without offering it to people. 
 Response 2: That's actually a beautiful name for a woman.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: If we don't make it across, Joseph, and we end up just floating down the river. I'm all right with that. 
 Response 1: Mariam. You're just willing to let everything go? Just like that? You said you have so much to live for earlier! 
 Response 2: Oh, we're finally going to sell all of our knick knackeries.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What I got invited to was a murder mystery dinner party with professional actors. 
 Response 1: Well, you used the word perfect, so that's probably a bad way to go. Never use the word perfect. 
 Response 2: I'm just warning you ahead of time. You might go there and everything comes in a box and everyone plays a character.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I miss Lorielle. I miss her crazy ways. 
 Response 1: I'm sure you do. She sounded like a lot of fun. 
 Response 2: Yeah, they didn't exist back then, I don't think.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There's a weird energy between the two of you. I don't know what it is. 
 Response 1: Well, we have a long history. 
 Response 2: Yes, of course. He's like the oldest daughter on the Cosby show.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You look just like Hans. But your name is Hands? H-A-N-D-S? 
 Response 1: Well, we're cousins. 
 Response 2: Well, I'm sure I'm sorry for how I've been pronouncing it all these years.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There will be no picnics today. The lake is closed until we find out where this water is going. 
 Response 1: Hey! I paid fifty bucks for this tour! 
 Response 2: Surely all of us are anti socialized and friendless enough that we can absolutely decipher the map.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is wet heat.  It's humidity, and the popcorn is wilting! 
 Response 1: I don't like it when the popcorn becomes spongy.  It's like you need a little bit of crunch to the popcorn. 
 Response 2: Yeah, It's easy to say that now.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hello, Delores. I must say that now that there's vomit all over Meredith's volcano, I'm afraid we're going to have to disqualify her. 
 Response 1: Well then you're in for a treat. I write mystery books that are secretly action books. 
 Response 2: Mrs. White, please isn't there anything that we can do? As you can see, I come from a broken family and this would mean a lot to me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Clark, is that gas can your personal item that you brought from home? 
 Response 1: Yes, yes, please. This suspense is also a talent. 
 Response 2: Yes, it was given to me by my mother's father, KriKrag.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Sorry you all gotta come to school in the summertime, but that's when giraffe history month is and I gotta teach you about it. 
 Response 1: My answer is yes. I have to get out of this parking garage at Best Buy! 
 Response 2: Teacher, can we open the window, at least? It's July and it's so hot in here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The urine you're giving us is bagged up, right? 
 Response 1: Sure. It's in a paper bag, so drink it fast. 
 Response 2: Oh, no, I remember Eleanor from the time I stayed at a hotel.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My stupid husband doesn't even know how to turn on a faucet. 
 Response 1: Oh, my husband doesn't know how to do anything, but he's in a coma, so, you know. 
 Response 2: The last time they prepared a pie for the king, it wasn't good and they were all killed.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We have materials in the room. We have yarn, Popsicle sticks, ottomans and pop up books. 
 Response 1: Right. They have assault weapons. 
 Response 2: We will get out of your way as soon as we know where we're going.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: And yet, when you're not the president and you have three names, you're often an assassin. 
 Response 1: That's OK. You're a lot of lady to love. 
 Response 2: That's usually if your middle name is Lee or Wayne. My middle name is David.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Now I'm going to investigate the manager's office and see what's going on. Please, if you see the murder-dog, let someone know, all right? If you're not going to call the police. 
 Response 1: Hi. I'm Ronnie. I have a clipboard. 
 Response 2: If we see something, we will say something. Standard terrorism subway rules.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What's best for you? 
 Response 1: Well if you sit by the window you're in my son Todd's section, and you're a very lovely young lady. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I did. So just keep holding that grenade.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, my God. I was not expecting to see that when you took off your sun hat. 
 Response 1: Leave me the fuck alone. Stop talking to me. 
 Response 2: I know. As soon as I turned 35, I said I was getting a mohawk.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Grab a sport club and club away with us Chester. 
 Response 1: I feel like a great big scorpion. I'm clubbing the air. 
 Response 2: That's a very specific example. Do you know something about what happened?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There's an infinite amount of numbers. In fact, there's so many numbers, I could say a number just now that I've never said in my life and I'll never say again. One thousand. 
 Response 1: I like the joke, but if we get around to the HBO special, if she says a thousand she'll just make herself out to be a liar. But I love what she's going for. 
 Response 2: It's the only place where Pizza Hut is still a sit down restaurant. That salad bar is delicious.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So, it's like long term combustion, over time someone gradually combusts? 
 Response 1: No, that's the thing, it happens just like that. It's Spontaneonation combustion. 
 Response 2: OK, you gotta wolf down those brownies.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There's two names still on the list. They haven't checked in backstage. One is Jim Neighbors. And the other one is some girl named Joy Division. 
 Response 1: You may have to go to heaven to get Jim Neighbors and purgatory to get the guy from Joy Division. Those are Catholic rules. 
 Response 2: I'm in. Let's do it. It will really get me in the mindset of Aid Man.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There's a guy in your purse. 
 Response 1: Do we even want to go back there? 
 Response 2: It's a toy. It's one of those little key chains and the keys fell off.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'd love to go through the machine, too, if everyone's taking a turn. 
 Response 1: We're good on carrots. I don't like too many carrots in the stew, you know what I mean? It calls attention to the fact that we can't afford a lot of meat. 
 Response 2: You'd like to get x-rays? Do you feel like there's something wrong with you?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Empathy isn't about being brave.  It's an emotion that just happens. 
 Response 1: We're going to lose some people in this show, but we're going to get a whole lot more. 
 Response 2: You're right.  It's also fun to empathize together.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The management really wants to update some of the tunes you play this year, Thomas. 
 Response 1: OK. We have a pretty standard set of songs that we play though. 
 Response 2: Well, you're the medical professional.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You know what? We'll wrap you in these towels and you'll look like a burrito, sir. 
 Response 1: He's my physician. Dr. Pearson. 
 Response 2: And here's a free bag of cheese curds.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Don't apology. Apologies are the tears of God. Guess what? It's not a time to cry. 
 Response 1: Siri, what is the plastic thing nurses attach to wrists when patients are flying? 
 Response 2: You bring up a very valid point. I just wanted to say that my friend, Lisa gets a little heated when she drinks too much caffeine. She's got a heart problem.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Here you go. That's one franc.  
 Response 1: OK. Let me first of all let me just say that I'm sorry. That was bad on me. I didn't have faith that you would get a date. 
 Response 2: Are you done? I was in this line ten minutes ago and you're still in here singing your dumbass love song to this guy.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Felicity, you're the baby of the family and you're 28 years old. 
 Response 1: What? I think you forgot to subtract 20 from my age. 
 Response 2: Oh, my favorite one. California Dreaming.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: These hands have given me everything. Love, talent,  skill, kids. 
 Response 1: I don't have arms. You forgot to draw my arms. 
 Response 2: Well, if there's anything the Scotch Irish know how to do is participate in civil war.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hi, I'm Diane. Nice to meet you. Shake my hand. 
 Response 1: In Primus? It's every clown's dream to join Primus. 
 Response 2: I'm Jeremy. I only shake when I'm making a deal.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Is it in your programming to know what the hell's going on on that planet while I'm here alone on the ship like some tossed aside old sock or something. 
 Response 1: Wait. Is it also the theater with his lover - your mom - Mrs. Pet. Mrs. Pup Pet? 
 Response 2: What would you like to know, little Twitters?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He's with me. I'm his guardian. 
 Response 1: She's so good at that job. I mean, look at you. You're amazing. 
 Response 2: Then I guess all is OK. Sorry for being a nosy nellie.
Output: Response 2