niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: I have the idea to build a basement on the dollhouse. 
 Response 1: You know son, if you really cared more about the true sciences rather than your art, then you'd be fine. 
 Response 2: The dollhouse will be revolutionized. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Is there anything to eat? The smell of this place is making me so hungry. 
 Response 1: I'm sure with the low solar energy the rovers don't run quite as quick. 
 Response 2: I went to the store and bought some frozen waffles.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm starving, I haven't eaten since yesterday. 
 Response 1: That's why we can't sell you the paint, ma'am. You don't even leave the store before you start eating it. 
 Response 2: I like to work for it. I'm going to call you Clarissa.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So, is this it? This is my only option? There's no other person I could be with. 
 Response 1: Yeah, you guys are pretty stuck with each other. And you need to be fruitful and multiply constantly. 
 Response 2: That's great. Like I said, that's not all of us.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Man, if you had just been honest about that - 'cause your powers are awesome. They could definitely come in handy in a burning building. 
 Response 1: Yeah but I just kinda want to hang out here, so. 
 Response 2: Well, thank you for the thorough explanation about how you lost your handicap placard. You did all the character voices very well.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You can't get on the Ferris wheel without a ticket, sir. 
 Response 1: All right, Sherry. Please, be careful. Make sure you hold your arm out. 
 Response 2: Well, they told me I didn't need a ticket to get on the Ferris wheel. The lady told me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I just meant to stun him. I didn't mean to kill him. Oh my goodness, Bobby. 
 Response 1: Like from the Bible? That's my favorite book. 
 Response 2: It's alright, darling, look. They're all kneeling to you. You're the queen. And look at your belly, there's something moving in there. A little Emit Brown of our own.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I've seen him walking around ever since like ten years ago. 
 Response 1: I thought he died, so maybe we see his ghost? I guess there's no point in speculating. 
 Response 2: Really? I can hold people's problems and not let 'em get out.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Everyone thinks you're dead. They don't realize you're still alive back here, Mr. Houston. 
 Response 1: Well, I live my life in the shadows. I help young boys become men and the ones that I like most become my sons. 
 Response 2: Good question, time will tell.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Father, the only thing I can think of for you to make amends to me, truly, is for you to sing me a song about the rules of chess. 
 Response 1: Yeah, but he doesn't need to come back. You should stay. Look at how the kids respond to you. 
 Response 2: Well, I'm not much of a singer, much less much of a composer. Here we go. I hope this will help us to reach some sort of accord, my daughter.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Wow, and you got him when he was eight, too. He's getting really up there. 
 Response 1: Let's give him another 15 minutes. I believe in Todd. 
 Response 2: He was in good shape then. He's really falling apart now.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The t-shirt guy sounds wonderful. 
 Response 1: We didn't even tell you about him. 
 Response 2: We're all doing little talents that can comfortably fit into a talent show and you're doing 2 acts of a play by yourself?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, yes I did hear about that. Yes, we watch that because sometimes people get run over by their cars. 
 Response 1: People will be too busy dying to notice my hands dropping them. It's a perfect plan. 
 Response 2: Not as many of those videos as I would have liked. We had our whole evening planned.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Okay, so I bet if we just pop this door open - I mean, it couldn't be that there are thirty hungry zombies waiting on the other side of the door. 
 Response 1: Sometimes a sick pig lives inside of us. If we fix ourselves, the pig will fix itself. 
 Response 2: I doubt it. We've been in here for ten minutes, I'm sure they left.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Poseidon's Delight? That sounds fantastic. He was a god, so it must be good. 
 Response 1: Let our stomachs take the odyssey through Poseidon's Delight. We'll take it. 
 Response 2: Oh, my what a regal name. You sound very important.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sorry I'm singing, I just have a sexy song in my head. 
 Response 1: Yeah, that's where I got all my gumption. They let me choose a personality trait. 
 Response 2: Is that what's causing your headache?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: OK, he didn't a bad job on purpose. I'm sure. Right, Nooky? 
 Response 1: Yeah. I just wanted to be like you guys. Equals. 
 Response 2: I see they have a bucket. It's a sundry bucket. There's crabs, and potatoes, and a crab or two. It's like a clam bake but in a restaurant.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm sorry. I'm having trouble placing your accent. Where are you from? 
 Response 1: Newsflash, there ain't no North Street in Philly. There ain't no East Street, no West Street, there's only South Street. 
 Response 2: I'm from Cuba. I've got a classical Cuban accent. Our country has been closed off to America for awhile, so no one knows what we sound like.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You must be the little sister. What's your name. 
 Response 1: Under the flap? It's weird that you're a robot with flapy skin. 
 Response 2: Oh, boy. No one ever really asks. My  name is Felicity.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: They have a lot of magazines to thumb through, Doctor. I don't want you to lose your train of thought. 
 Response 1: Joan, you know that if I start thumbing through those magazines, I'm lost. I'll get sucked in there and never come out again. 
 Response 2: Yeah, it kind of is actually saying where you're currently at and being honest about the work that you need to do.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: New York City is so busy, Walt. I feel like if we get split up, we'll never find each other again. So, let's not get split up. 
 Response 1: Let's not get split up ever.  
 Response 2: It was still a marriage. We lived it like it was a marriage and we ended up hating each other.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Like an orange chicken?? 
 Response 1: Like a sour fruit or a turned piece of meat. She's got some spark in her. The other one is a people pleaser, a nurturer. I'm into it. 
 Response 2: No, that was a big thing that bothered my daughter.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yeah, it seems like a face hole!  But, I'm just saying, maybe that's a mouth hole. 
 Response 1: I don't know what you mean. I think she was magically transported there. 
 Response 2: All right, I'll try it the other way around, but I don't like my chances, y'all.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yes, we used a government discount to purchase these tickets. 
 Response 1: We have an account with....I'm not supposed to say. It's an agency. 
 Response 2: Well, I wasn't fishing, but I like what I caught.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I never put it together, I still haven't. 
 Response 1: That's a tough one.  Did you specify a city?  Because, if not, that person could be anywhere.  I'm not going to assume a man or a woman.  That's not my place to judge. 
 Response 2: What, that Elle and Dakota are sisters, we're four, we're quadruplets, we're four twins.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, I live here. Welcome to my home. 
 Response 1: He is here. He was hiding behind the curtain. 
 Response 2: Oh. Well, do you mind if I build a sandwich store in here?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What do you say? Are we going to sign this kid? 
 Response 1: I didn't want to say anything, but if you absolutely feel you have to put on a shirt, then go ahead. 
 Response 2: Yeah, sign him. I don't care. I'm almost 100% deaf.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Please don't tell my boss you're helping me. 
 Response 1: Oh, I won't, trust me. I always am down to stick it to the man. 
 Response 2: Oh, my favorite one. California Dreaming.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Emeril, we're glad we ran into you here because we were thinking of starting our own restaurant. It's going to be barbershop themed. 
 Response 1: Yeah, you'll sit in a barber's chair to eat. 
 Response 2: I feel like you're attacking me right now, Madame President.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, Demitrius, I love this restaurant. I think this is just so romantic. 
 Response 1: That's true we have no idea who you are either, get out. 
 Response 2: I'm a little scared. It's quite dark in here. The candles are all very melted and yet, they are still on.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I was just walking by on my way to the food court and I thought I'd come in the store. I need some new shirts. 
 Response 1: Do you want something tan or cream? Those are the only colors we sell. 
 Response 2: It's in the back room.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: When you say the apples aren't that great, that it makes me want to eat one. 
 Response 1: They're Macintosh apples. If they were Pink Ladies or Gala, I'd say you were missing out. 
 Response 2: They can't hug each other, but they can hug a person.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh mom, it's so good to see you. 
 Response 1: It's good to see you. You should call more. 
 Response 2: Like even by accident if it was raining or something?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You are 19 years old which only makes you a year and a half older than I am plus you don't have these awesome pajamas. 
 Response 1: Well, you are 17 and a half and you shouldn't be wearing kids pajamas anymore, they look absolutely ridiculous. 
 Response 2: Oh wow they must really like you, almost nobody gets on that flight. I heard it is really ritzy up there too.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sam Houston was the hero of the battle of Houston. He was thought to have died in that battle, but many say they feel as if he escaped and has changed his name several times all the while looking merely 15 years old. 
 Response 1: Much like Hitler in South America. 
 Response 2: Well your eyes are weird - they have no color. You look like the lead bassist from Limp Bizkit.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh no, your boner. It's escaping. 
 Response 1: You don't have a bad side, I'll tell you that. 
 Response 2: It's tap dancing across the breakfast table.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Joshua, how are you doing over there sweetheart? 
 Response 1: Oh no, no, no, I... I wasn't... This is crazy but I was actually facing the lens out to the world. I don't know what does that anymore but I just... 
 Response 2: I'm good. I'm young and 45 years old. I feel right in the prime of life.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Miss Belinda, are they disturbing you at all? 
 Response 1: Yes, all the time. This is a conversation that always comes up. They tell me their name and we have a nice little talk. Then, they ask my name and I can't remember. 
 Response 2: Oh, no. My own children didn't come so it's nice to have this lovely couple here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: All I know is that I was on a whale watching expedition with my husband and my children, and now I'm stuck in a whale belly. 
 Response 1: Well, I was wondering what you had under this sheet; this sheet over this cage-like shape. 
 Response 2: Well, when you go on Captain Starr's whale watching expedition, you never know what's going to happen. We hit a storm, OK? When you hit a storm, sometimes a wave can push you in different directions. This just happens to be the direction we went in.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I see these dead English people on the floor. I can tell they're English by their fancy dress. 
 Response 1: It said you were doing ham bone in the flyer though. 
 Response 2: Maybe we can donate them to the meat market.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I haven't been able to please you in bed for years, and I just wanted tonight to be better. I wanted tonight to be the night where I got you your favorite colored snack, chocolate covered strawberries with milk chocolate and white chocolate. A mixture of the two. 
 Response 1: Tan chocolate and caramel. You were going to go to the Trader Joe's to get those for me? 
 Response 2: That's correct.  It's kind of considered a rude and insensitive name now, but it still works.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, here, let me give you this Theraflu bottle. 
 Response 1: Oh no, I'm deathly allergic to Theraflu. 
 Response 2: Hey, I grew up on the streets. I know the rough sex words and that's about it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You sound like you are bargaining with me. 
 Response 1: Well, I can't because of the yo-yo. It's a two handed trick, the destruction. But y'all can hold hands. 
 Response 2: Well why wouldn't I be. I want the best deal possible.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Okay, it's 11:42. 
 Response 1: Hey. I'm early. Sorry, didn't mean to scare you. I think I'm in love with you. 
 Response 2: I'm not familiar. I have not seen any movies, television shows, or music. I have seen no music in all of the time I have simply been training to be a snow runner. There has been no other life for me!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I got all kinds of emphysema going on. 
 Response 1: But, also, I think the spirit of the Lord is just heavy in some people. 
 Response 2: What are we going to do? Featherman's up there waiting on us.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Jeremy, what was in that sauce that you tried? You're acting all funny. 
 Response 1: You're the one who gave it to me. 
 Response 2: Maybe we should run you through the machine as well. That seems like potential depression, which we can see on an x-ray scan.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I haven't broken eye contact. 
 Response 1: Our first bites we delicious. We had several bites. I can't even remember the first one. 
 Response 2: You haven't, it's remarkable. I've been trying to look away but I cant.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, you know who you have to please is Mary Sue. 
 Response 1: I'm so happy that you carry spoons on you. They're warm as well, just like the whisky. 
 Response 2: OK. I'll please Mary Sue. I'll tell her that she looks very developed.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He was brave, and that's the point.  That's what I'm going to be. 
 Response 1: You be brave, my son.  Brave as any folksy cannibal or tiny toaster.  Very well.  Everybody, pack up your shit, and get out of my bedroom.  We're going to America! 
 Response 2: Do we even want to go back there?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I am willing to meet you halfway with this, Mr Attorney General. My assistant stays in the courtroom, and I'll stay focused on the trial. 
 Response 1: A four-way. With all of us. 
 Response 2: But now, look, I don't want you do any of that stand up. Even if the gallery asked for it, you gotta stay right on track. Just do judge stuff, son.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What a weird movie that was. 
 Response 1: I can't believe it won 12 Academy Awards. 
 Response 2: We couldn't stand the sound of your voice. We made that clear from the beginning.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Look at this. Most of these are dummy buttons. There's like three buttons that actually do stuff for the ship. And all the buttons that actually do things, they're all different colors. 
 Response 1: Can we just put this right in the cockpit today and get this ship into outer space? 
 Response 2: Yeah, should we confront them and see if we can get the truth?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That's cool. You got me a moon juice poster. 
 Response 1: Last time Barbara wore a skirt, she pooped all up and down the driveway. 
 Response 2: I had this already. It's just a coincidence that I noticed you like moon juice, but you can have it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Alright, listen up, scum. This isn't my idea. It's the warden's idea. We're going to do a brunch. It's going to be for a solid month. We're going to try it for a solid month and see if it works out. If it doesn't work out, though, we're closing it down. 
 Response 1: Bottomless jail mimosas! I'm sure it's gonna work. What could possible go wrong? 
 Response 2: I keep a low profile.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, I'm sorry that you had a three way with this man and lost your friend in middle school. 
 Response 1: Yeah, it's like a senior thesis. But in play format. 
 Response 2: Oh, you do kind of get it, but it was much later that we were married, not middle school.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I put them on a piece of paper, but then the paper got sweaty. The ink ran down and it all became just a dot. 
 Response 1: Well then you're in for a treat. I write mystery books that are secretly action books. 
 Response 2: That's an occurrence all too common in Orlando.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Excuse me, stewardess, I fell asleep for awhile. 
 Response 1: Yeah, you did. You snore really loudly. 
 Response 2: Is that this thing right here? No, that's a shoe.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This girl, Vera is just doing a Weird Al on it. 
 Response 1: Legally, it's parody, but scientifically, it's harrasy. 
 Response 2: Guess I'll put on my backpack.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm trying to just say things that seem like they're in the zeitgeist, but I'm trying not to give too many details. 
 Response 1: I just saw a guy stab another guy in the face. 
 Response 2: When someone else walks by that's wearing a costume, ask them what they are cosplaying as.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Look if you want to end up in the pen, like me. Then keep smoking your cigs. Keep doing your ganja. Keep snorting all the coke you snort in between class periods. 
 Response 1: I did kill him accidentally and now I have to go. It wasn't fully my fault. 
 Response 2: OK. Thank you. Does anyone have any questions for Mr. Jasper.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: No, I - this was... to try and have a nice dinner in the tank, I can see it's obviously a lot of fun for the people watching us - out there - they seem to be really enjoying the fact that no matter how many times I spin the salad, it will not get dry. 
 Response 1: OK. But, I thought you were just going to rip them. 
 Response 2: But, you know what? It's a good experiment because no everyone can see that a salad spinner will not work underwater. Like, even though it will function, it will not dry the salad because it's in water.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, do you have that book about throwing shit away? 
 Response 1: Guys, I only have 15 minutes left to live. 
 Response 2: Well, this is a bible store, but weirdly, yes I do have it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Can you imagine if anyone started boxing in here? 
 Response 1: Oh, the savagery.  
 Response 2: You're really not. This is like an employees only area.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We're on a date, actually. 
 Response 1: Excuse me? This is a medical hospital. 
 Response 2: The only thing I would say is that if you throw a teapot into the fire, it's not going to burn because it's built to withstand heat.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Now, what were you going to say about hip hop? 
 Response 1: Wow, with all the sexy police detectives. 
 Response 2: It's the greatest. If hip hop and jazz were to meet up, it would be even better.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Your job is delivering the mail, obviously, but also, is to be a rock, for your siblings. Your siblings, they look to you. You know, all of your siblings are dealing with substance abuse problems. 
 Response 1: Oh, yeah. I'm the only one. 
 Response 2: Thanks. Do you have a piece of paper where I might copy your signature? Practice it?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're a great boss. I love when you give us these days off from work. 
 Response 1: Everything around here lives four lifetimes. 
 Response 2: Well, it's important. Garfield means a lot to people and Jim Davis, even more so.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I know you feel very put upon, that you do all the work and nobody does anything. And one time somebody said you tried to sweep up blood with a broom. 
 Response 1: And a dustpan. I'm not an idiot. 
 Response 2: Dude, I'm going to take it and watch Facebook Watch tonight.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Be happy. You're up on top like you wanted. You got that beautiful view of the river. 
 Response 1: What are you saying? Is that some clever way of calling me old? 
 Response 2: It is beautiful but how am I supposed to enjoy it when I'm puking all of the damn time?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do I look more like Snoop Dogg again instead of Biggie Smalls? 
 Response 1: Yeah, they were torn apart by two house cats. 
 Response 2: Well, you're sort of in the middle. Right now you're at a Jay-Z level.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I just love that you're so tough. And now I want to make you my maid of honor. 
 Response 1: I'm absolutely in. Thank you so much. I don't have any friends so this is like a dream come true. 
 Response 2: Yeah, it was like a human heart attack; they were jamming up the bloodwork of the weigh-in.  It turned into a free-for-all.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: How far down did you move me in the lineup? 
 Response 1: This may have been an accident on my part. I've got you first and last. 
 Response 2: I thought it was the whale we're stuck inside blowing water through its hole.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, for what it's worth, Rudy is a great guy. We used to work together. So, I hope you take that into account when you're judging him. 
 Response 1: Oh, I definitely will. I just want to make sure that you're getting the accurate service you need. 
 Response 2: Jesse Ventura never would have said anything to us like that.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There's nothing I like more than being in a big room with all of these people. 
 Response 1: Yes, they come from the equestrian department on floor six. 
 Response 2: Just wait until you get home and you get really sick.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I've printed out the Wikipedia page for the town we live in. Maybe we can have Roger read that. 
 Response 1: Well, let's not quibble over semantics. 
 Response 2: OK. Do you think Roger will go for it? I mean, it sounds like it will work to me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah, well, you can't control genetics. You know? 
 Response 1: Oh, my childhood. I was raised by chickens. 
 Response 2: I can. You could have stepped into my booth. Now you're stuck with a lobster child.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Wait a minute, are you telling me the Kay that is selling pianos is the actual Kay that used to work here? 
 Response 1: Again, she used to work here. But it's just a coincidence that her name is Kay. She did not found Kay Jewelers. 
 Response 2: Oh, we like things done differently. Sometimes I eat my soup without a spoon.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Here, I have a purse full off Starbucks napkins. 
 Response 1: There's literally nothing else in her purse. 
 Response 2: I've been a Fire Dragons fan my entire life. That's basically where I went to elementary school.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We have snacks here at Home Depot. You could have one of those. 
 Response 1: Too many calories. I want the paint. I want the paint, I'm hungry. Hey, you want to come over and have some paint with me? 
 Response 2: Oh, the old squeeze-the-water-out-of-Mr.-Chanderson thing. I should have thought about that. That's what we did last time. When Mr. Chanderson's brother soaked up all the water the first time.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Ruth, it gladdens my heart to hear you say such a thing. And, to say ye all instead of you all is so biblical 
 Response 1: You'll go to school when our job is done here in Afghanistan. 
 Response 2: You're fucking right, Mamma. It just had to be said. These people are out of control.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't care about my phone. I'm watching the new Will & Grace. 
 Response 1: Sure. Here's the thing. I've been having a real crisis of confidence for the past few years. I don't think today should really be the day to overcome that crisis. 
 Response 2: Well, it was going off. Don't you think you should check it?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: If you open up the box that's in front of you. You will see it contains some cooking equipment. 
 Response 1: Well, thanks for picking me up. I've never hitchhiked before. 
 Response 2: That's amazing, it's really got everything we need and a little more!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm done building the house. 
 Response 1: It's beautiful and so small. 
 Response 2: All of us can. But, most of us decide not to.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Does your diary ever tell you to do things? 
 Response 1: Yes, I talk to it. I also talk to inky the pen. 
 Response 2: It's pretty much all people want is napkins, so we charge them a nickel a napkin.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yeah, I mean, I didn't have any choice. Or marriage was predestined. 
 Response 1: Yeah, right. I just want to get home to see my family, you know. I left too late. Now, here I am, flying on Christmas Day. 
 Response 2: Being predestined doesn't mean it didn't happen. That it's not real. I almost love you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That's a good, thick card stock. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I printed it up on my home computer. 
 Response 2: I got mine on my elbow, the most painful place.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I was just walking by to get to the amusement park and I saw a sign that said "typist wanted." And I thought finally I can use my hands for more than just sorting condiments for four dumb idiots. 
 Response 1: You read that. In semibiotics and also medicine. 
 Response 2: When you say "four dumb idiots" I'm glad you are including our pet tapeworm Rubber Band, because he is part of this family and you're not.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Here we are. Beer? It's a little powdery. 
 Response 1: Thank you. Hold on, let me open the door. 
 Response 2: All right. God, you weren't kidding. I can't even see the end of it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's about time. I've been waiting for these bullets for 14 days. 
 Response 1: OK. Look, I'm sorry. Rations are running low and it's so fucking cold. 
 Response 2: She's sort of a slut. This lady will put on nail polish anywhere.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You guys are dressed great! 
 Response 1: Oh, it's an optional "C". Larissa is short for Clarissa. 
 Response 2: Thank's we went to the gucci store and picked out the best window washer outfits money can buy.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I want to play. Me sir, right here in the red dress. 
 Response 1: I just took a bite of snorkie for the first time. 
 Response 2: Ah, the young lady who smells faintly like pancakes.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You guys can't tell anyone you know where fairies come from. 
 Response 1: We can tell the secret to the book and then it will be in the book and then no one will know it except us. 
 Response 2: I was saying like, oh no, we've taken a wrong turn. We're headed directly to the sun.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've gotta meticulously tune all my drums a go through the works of Ayn Rand before the show. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I'm here to interview. I didn't bring my kids. I don't want them to get sick. 
 Response 2: Of course you do. I'll tell you what, you just leave it to us, Neil. We'll take care of this ghost for you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Can I tell you why I'm where a designer suit? 
 Response 1: Maybe, but I think it's scarier if I wear the mask. I am craving bananas now though. 
 Response 2: I'd love to know. I figured you have a meeting or some sort of job.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Are you just saying pussy while pointing to your vagina? 
 Response 1: You would think that, cocaine lady. 
 Response 2: Pussy. This is what it is. It's a pussy.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Roger, can you just sort of flex your thigh just a little further? 
 Response 1: Alright, let me see if I can isolate that muscle. Oh yeah, there it is. 
 Response 2: We do, there's the story of the time she ran out of gas and pushed the car up a hill.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Father, I refuse to be in the throws of love with anyone other than Larissa. I denounce this program and I will not perform. 
 Response 1: Oh, Janine of the Roxburys! I've heard of you. 
 Response 2: Son, I'm happy that you had a sex act on television for love and that you refuse to be a part of this.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Ma'am, you have so many sugary cereals. I feel like you should eat Grape Nuts or Kashi, but you really go for it. 
 Response 1: Once I got dentures, I was like, fuck it! 
 Response 2: Objection! I'd like to cite the 1973 case of Mrs. Mary vs The People of California.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I had three dogs. One at the other two. He tried to get me, but he got my husband, may he rest. I'm single, is what I'm getting at. 
 Response 1: Oh, one step at a time. Is this murderous dog still in your home? 
 Response 2: Is that what this is? Here you go. `I didn't even know you were married.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Excuse me, ma'am, my manager told me that I can't sell you this paint in good faith because you've come back for more every day. 
 Response 1: I'm starving, I haven't eaten since yesterday. 
 Response 2: Well, Dr. Santa. I wish that this could be another place that's not Freeport, Illinois.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The doctor said my heart was too big. It was a joke heart. I guess it was a "you had to be there" situation. You're sweet to laugh. 
 Response 1: Happy anniversary. I never would have guessed. You look so young. 
 Response 2: Oh, sweety, you'll get laughter from me even if it's fake.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Remember Suedeface's very first time doing the hayride? 
 Response 1: Right, what we need to do to defeat his legion of terra cotta seven foot women. 
 Response 2: Of course, I remember. I've tried to forget, but it still haunts me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I kind of feel like you're the one who brought the counter into the house, so maybe it's your fault. 
 Response 1: Hey, old lady, stay out of this. 
 Response 2: Just now? I thought we just came out of the choppy water.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mom, that was really rude of you to steal our thunder. We were graduating from kindergarten when you went into your coma. 
 Response 1: Yeah, we had to do itsy, bitsy spider in front of strangers. 
 Response 2: No, the people of Reno need me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Lad, no wonder you're spending more time at your house than at mine. 
 Response 1: Well, that was our arrangement. I have a private life where on the days you're not around, you don't know what happens. Then when you do arrive, I pretend like I was just working. 
 Response 2: That's pretty shitty.  I would love to invite this enchanting woman to move in with me in my mansion dumpster.  It's got seven lids, 14 compartments, 80 handles.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Shelly, maybe I should follow my heart and do stand up comedy. 
 Response 1: Little known fact. The weather girl does not get paid as much as the anchors. 
 Response 2: If that means leaving, you should do that. I just hate to see you leave.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Alright, I appreciate it Pinky. What we're going to do is move this stack over to that stack. To kill time, I guess. 
 Response 1: Man, you really have a good mind for math. 
 Response 2: Oh, I won't, trust me. I always am down to stick it to the man.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm so exhausted from this whole lifestyle. I've turned my back on everyone I care about. I'm very lonely. 
 Response 1: Just meet me in the alley so you can't see me. 
 Response 2: Your Amazon Prime must be off the hook. You have so much stuff.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Excuse me, are you open? 
 Response 1: Yes, Margarittaville is always open. All the time. 
 Response 2: Look at our heads. We're both completely bald.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sweetie, I think I can hear them in there. Am I using the right side of the cup? 
 Response 1: Yes, it was a temporal disturbance. I felt it. 
 Response 2: I don't know side of the cup is right on the wrong side of the tracks.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: They are ghost cookies. So, obviously they are just left over from Halloween. 
 Response 1: It's like I'm eating the ghost of a cookie because the flavor's gone to heaven. 
 Response 2: Judy, we did the best we could. We killed 39 people. I told you to put on lip gloss.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Why do we even have roads if people are just going to throw shit on them? 
 Response 1: Right, we don't deserve roads. They shouldn't be treated like this. 
 Response 2: Oh, yeah, lots of them. Look at all of these things I've taken.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There are just a few rules, if you just scan the small print. It'll probably help you keep track of the kookiness that ensues. 
 Response 1: It's really hard to read. It says "Here, read these to keep tack of the kookiness that ensues. Drink this powder. Don't add any water. You want it as dry as possible. You want it to literally dry out your insides as you drink/chew on it. Please enjoy. Your life is about to get complicated." 
 Response 2: Well, that's a lesson to be learned for all of us.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I just wanted to make sure you and I would still have plenty of "us" time, what with these new friends joining us and so forth. 
 Response 1: Oh, no, of course I will make the time. You know, it's just that I'm busy with this, that, and t'other. 
 Response 2: We're a bike shop. And we don't carry gas bikes. So you are correct.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Skip, right now you're a minor league manager. Your path to the comissionership is going to be real tough. 
 Response 1: I've been dreaming about this happening. I didn't want to smell like shrimp and stew though. 
 Response 2: I'll admit, I got a long way to go. But you know what? Maybe you could help me, Art. You could put something in that guy's flask.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You don't mind that the creep, Bill Clinton, is staring at you like that? 
 Response 1: My name is President Eminence. 
 Response 2: Whatever it is it's big enough to accommodate an airship that also does stunt shows.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, I just got my period. None of these guys can know or they'll find out I'm not pregnant and I don't deserve the money. How am I gonna deal with this? 
 Response 1: Yeah, it looks like someone without a grasp of English drew it.  
 Response 2: What smells like iron in here?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah, I heard she fell into the Grand Canyon. I heard she was torn apart by two coyotes. 
 Response 1: Oh, well, I kinda hope it's true. I'm sorry, but I'm not sorry. 
 Response 2: Alright, a lady's got a right to stand on the corner.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're gonna start living your life. 
 Response 1: I want to live. I don't want to die alone. 
 Response 2: I know, but when I got up this morning I was like "what's the point?" You know what I mean?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I want to do it! Oh I didn't realize they were false teeth. I feel dumb for bringing these pliers. 
 Response 1: Never feel dumb for bringing pliers to any situation. That's the one thing I want you to remember from Greg's. 
 Response 2: I've been in the aquarium since two days ago.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Alright, I'm not going to like toughing out being with Daniel. This fucking guy is the worst. 
 Response 1: I can't stand him either. Get a load of this: he chopped some wood. 
 Response 2: I'm bright orange. I wanted to look good. I wanted to look fancy, but I overdid it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is that Gatorade in that bottle or your pee? 
 Response 1: It's really cold. So, we iced up when we landed. 
 Response 2: I'd love to tell you one or the other, but at this point, it's a bit of both.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Donna, at some point, you're going to have to tell Chuck that years ago he was replaced with a robotic camera. 
 Response 1: Oh, thank you. I've been told I have one of those faces. 
 Response 2: Sure. Here's the thing. I've been having a real crisis of confidence for the past few years. I don't think today should really be the day to overcome that crisis.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: All these kids have speech impediments. 
 Response 1: We'll consider it a honeymoon special. It's awfully romantic that you want to get her a second towel. 
 Response 2: That's why their parents signed them up for the sport of fencing.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So what's a couple minutes, you know? Some people spend their whole lives and they don't do a thing. We can spend the rest of our lives, a minute or whatever it may be until we run out of oxygen here one the moon, living to our full potential. 
 Response 1: I mean, it's true. We did travel to the moon - that's a big one. I never have played with a cat, much less on the moon with an attractive woman. 
 Response 2: Oh, OK. That's what I need to write down. When she talks sometimes, my mind wanders.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I earned the trust of all of the rich people who live here and the ten poor people. 
 Response 1: To be frank, sir, even the poor people have better houses than I do. 
 Response 2: If you keep talking like that she's going to order me to slap you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: He doesn't even know what he did wrong. What do you think you did, Richard? 
 Response 1: I was saying like, oh no, we've taken a wrong turn. We're headed directly to the sun. 
 Response 2: I relabeled all the table numbers different numbers so the hostesses got confused.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Can I ask a question? What exactly is a "spy company?" 
 Response 1: That is Franklin Debonair. And he built an entire community on top of a cemetery. And underneath that is a Native American burial ground. 
 Response 2: It's a company that basically does surveillance. Ours is called Bender Surveillance.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Thank you, Rick. It's always nice to meet a fan. 
 Response 1: Yep, do you want some peacock milk? 
 Response 2: I'll do my best for you, David.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, the kids are across the street at the ice cream shop. 
 Response 1: You know I don't like when they eat ice cream. It makes them fat. 
 Response 2: Oh, that must have been my mistake. I thought it was in the back room, but I lost my mind.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Brent's dad, where did Brent and the girls go? We're locked in the Disney vault. 
 Response 1: Just you and me? Me and Jerry Disney? This is exciting! 
 Response 2: They wanted to go, sir. You've been keeping them inside that ivory tower like some sort of Repunzels, but you won't even let them let their hair down.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Uncle Nick's here, I'd know that voice anywhere. 
 Response 1: Uncle Nick, are Trish and Laura with you? I love when the Nolte's come over. 
 Response 2: Much like your ex-husbands face is sort of a map of the moon, this man's testicles sort of bring to mind this great nation's rivers.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We live in one house, that we can't seem to leave all the time. But we can leave for short periods and we can sort of appear other places, you know. 
 Response 1: That's right. I'm from hell. 
 Response 2: It must be nice to have a place where you can just be messy and do whatever to your towels.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I object. I went to college with Daryl and he's a real lady's man and I don't think he should be getting married. He's one of the greatest lady's men of all time. I'm sad to see him settling down. 
 Response 1: Thanks, Ted. I get what you're doing. You're just giving me a hard time. He isn't serious. 
 Response 2: That'll be one thousand francs.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It would be so cool if the line cooks cooked for us tonight at the party. 
 Response 1: Man, if you had just been honest about that - 'cause your powers are awesome. They could definitely come in handy in a burning building. 
 Response 2: That's what everyone loves doing when they are being celebrated. They like doing their jobs in a different environment.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Of course, Prince is alive in 2015. What are you talking about? 
 Response 1: I'm just kidding. He's fine. He stays fine. 
 Response 2: Yes, that is my intention completely.  Thank you.  Good bye.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We call upon these spirits to just, uh, be here. OK? 
 Response 1: But, I am one. You tell me every day. 
 Response 2: Who summons me from the great beyond? Oh look, there's another ghost.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Alfred, I've already moved my things into your home. 
 Response 1: It's a chimichurri. It's not really a soup, I guess. 
 Response 2: I didn't get a chance to, so you're going to have to take those things out when I go back home tonight and move my things.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Somebody get a shark wrangler in here. 
 Response 1: An investor! You'll be our angel for this musical? 
 Response 2: Everyone just settle down. As the mayor of Universal City, I'm sure everything here is gonna be fine. Let's just all continue about our day.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Please stop calling me nut balls. It's so demeaning. 
 Response 1: Thanks. Do you have a piece of paper where I might copy your signature? Practice it? 
 Response 2: It's all I think of when I look at you. Your bookkeeping is a mess. It just makes me think this guy's nut balls!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Honey, why don't you take the day off? I can't stand to see you going down to that amusement park every day being a lawyer. It seems to be killing you. 
 Response 1: Sweetie, I am the job. You know that, sir. 
 Response 2: Thank you. I'm keeping this glasses-shucker here to listen to us because I like when people watch what I do. It makes me feel important.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So, Dick, what you're telling me is were just so concerned with microbial diseases that you lost your job and ended up here in this dive bar. 
 Response 1: I'm a little worried this is above my... I'm the social media manager for this aquarium. I just don't think this falls into my category. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I better have another drink.  Thinking about this really gets me down.  This is not the way I wanted to ring in the new year.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You mean you want to put me, Chuck in front of the camera? 
 Response 1: That's right, Chuck. This is your chance to shine. 
 Response 2: That's right, Fred. You always know just want to say.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I believe the Humpback Arena was named after the hunchback of Notre Dame. 
 Response 1: That's correct.  It's kind of considered a rude and insensitive name now, but it still works. 
 Response 2: Yeah, and it's like - you're my girlfriend, I'll call you sweetie or honey. Oh, no, I gotta call you Cecile or whatever, too?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My dad's selling me off. That's why I'm here. 
 Response 1: Well, it's TV. We like to get ratings. So, I think some people who are going to hell would be interesting. 
 Response 2: Oh, well, we're orphans. That's why we're here. No one wants us. Your reason is a lot worse.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You will end up looking like you have been moving, yes. 
 Response 1: Well I would say just get a hold of yourself. Just try to ride it out. 
 Response 2: Sounds like sex with my husband.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I've never seen that phone before. Is that a burner phone? 
 Response 1: Oh, that's weird. It's like she teleported you or something. 
 Response 2: Why would I have burner phone? I'm certainly not carrying on a secret business behind everyone's back to drain the finances of our family business.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That's a terrible story. Why do the pigs die? 
 Response 1: Because the wolf ate 'em. That's the natural order of things. You'll understand when you're older. 
 Response 2: I'm so sorry, I never did your hair all this time.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I have to tie this string pretty tightly around that doorknob. 
 Response 1: Yes, and it can't be that sort of door that opens in. 
 Response 2: Sure. It's a gruesome tribute to fallen comrades.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Marcus, I need you. You're supposed to be teaching archery, and we already lost one camp counselor. And two kids already drowned. 
 Response 1: We gave you a couple pencils so you didn't have to do that anymore. 
 Response 2: It's only the second day of camp, what do you mean two kids already drowned?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You want these keys, don't you? 
 Response 1: I think if we rescue this egg salad sandwich right now, someone's going to be very angry. 
 Response 2: Toaster Strudel, quit dancing and get him.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Boys, now when you get to your little logging job, I made you some sandwiches and a little bit of cider. You boys make sure you be careful around them logging machines, alright? 
 Response 1: Kind of. I painted my hooves to look like little sneakers. 
 Response 2: Mama, we're professional loggers. Oh, mama! There's blood on your chin.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Soon he'll be fucking, but not yet. Fucking pussy. 
 Response 1: Alright, Phillip. This is what you want, huh? We're going to do a Mexican standoff about who picks our son up from the pediatrician. 
 Response 2: Are you just saying pussy while pointing to your vagina?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: No need for the introduction Dr. Neidermeyer, your reputation proceeds you. 
 Response 1: So there were people here before, but I just kind of didn't look up for a while. I was lost in my own homily. 
 Response 2: You got one of those things out in front of your office, where you can put your head through and you look like a big tooth.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Pussibly.  Yeah, I like that.? 
 Response 1: Oh, well, that could get me into a bit of trouble, but, it's what you like, so, Maria no more, Pussibly you shall be. 
 Response 2: Would Terminix take a letter of intent?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is James Sicking from Wisconsin? I thought he was from Canada. 
 Response 1: You could be at this gallery. 
 Response 2: He's Canadian. Wisconsin's almost like a little Canada, though.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I feel like I have a connection with you. This is the longest I've ever gotten my haircut with a certain person. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I know. I've been cutting your hair for 92 minutes. 
 Response 2: Well, that's fucked up. What kind of bullshit is that?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yes, I hate the prophecy.  Wait, it says he will turn against me, but it doesn't say anything about why.  What if we prevent him from meeting his actual birth parents? 
 Response 1: Well, that would have been smart.  We should have come up with that before I went on the internet to find them. 
 Response 2: Alright, Boingo. I guess, light a fire.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm taking the computer and I'm going to watch a movie. 
 Response 1: Are you gonna use the disk drive of the computer? 
 Response 2: Oh that blood? That's always been there.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We will take this kid. 
 Response 1: OK, he is three. He's hardly been worked at all, he is almost completely new! 
 Response 2: She turned Zeus into a jerk with all her nagging.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You seem uncomfortable, It looks like you still have to take that dump. 
 Response 1: Of course it does, Mr. Disney. You've been hit in the head with a brick several thousand times over the years. 
 Response 2: No it's not that, I put ice in my pants to try and turn myself into a scientist and I'm really uncomfortable.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Making people die is the reason there are dogs in this world. 
 Response 1: That's it! We figured it out. Let's go find a dog. 
 Response 2: Oh, god, I guess I didn't think about that when I said I wished everyone got free port.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I want revenge. If people want to call me Willy Wonka, I want to be Willy Wonka. I want a hotel that I can put people through a series of tests.  
 Response 1: Man, if you had just been honest about that - 'cause your powers are awesome. They could definitely come in handy in a burning building. 
 Response 2: All right, so, I'm pretty backed. It's 1982 now. I can get you to that hotel in 2001.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Sweetheart, do you mind if I sit on the couch with you, while you read me People magazine? 
 Response 1: Of course. When no one else is here, we are equals. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I keep some in  my desk. Do you want lamb or chicken?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Wow. I wish I was that smooth with my date. Wow. 
 Response 1: Your date is a very beautiful woman. 
 Response 2: So probably that's a better thing to say. Non-Swiss cheese.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What do you think, honey? Some of this art is pretty good, right? 
 Response 1: I mean, I think it would be the perfect souvenir, to take home one of these pieces. 
 Response 2: We only have one. Both of the teams hang out there.
Output: Response 1