niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: In Big Egg Town, they're all eating each other for breakfast. It's a weird scene. 
 Response 1: Is it because of my purple hair? 
 Response 2: It's called population control, father. And it's not a joke.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, god, the way you just touched my hand is so disgusting to me. And you keep doing it. 
 Response 1: I can't, stop. You know. I can't stop, won't stop. What is it the kids are still not saying anymore? 
 Response 2: Mr. President, why don't you look out the window. See the sights?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Excuse me, sir, we're monogamous. 
 Response 1: No, you misunderstand. I'm taking you to jail. This guy's a wanted criminal. He ran a stop sign four years ago. 
 Response 2: You're very cunning, sir. That was on purpose. Every bank has a little meaning like that.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: How come you haven't changed the plaque on your desk yet? 
 Response 1: They want all kinds of money for those. I mean, it's a ripoff. I'm just going to put tape over it and write Chief Inspector on it. 
 Response 2: I cannot believe this. I am so closed to feeling touched. Please, David, do insert that in me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hold on a second.  Denise, I am Script Supervisor. 
 Response 1: That was so wonderful. You know what? It is a turn on not to hear wheezing while you're doing it. My husband, he's so loud when we do it. 
 Response 2: Okay, well I'm Prop Supervisor and that leaves me a lot of free time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I heard they're going to have those little presidential debate meters as they watch the play. 
 Response 1: They will be hooked up to electrodes so they can't lie. 
 Response 2: It will be fine Patricia. You gotta just dart your eyes around a lot and make sure you're out of the way of any butts.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What if you opened up all the hot tub/coffins and let people hang out in them and watching the funeral/wedding from there. 
 Response 1: There are ants crawling on mommy's pants, Sven. 
 Response 2: Whoa, this detestable creature has come up with one of the best ideas I think I've ever heard.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I know the Heimlich. Here, ma'am, I'll just put my hands around your waist. 
 Response 1: Stop touching her you foul alien-ghost. 
 Response 2: Well, I'm here because you said the wish out loud.  What a rookie mistake.  A real rookie mistake.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm not a scientist, you know. I'm just single, I mean, a teacher. 
 Response 1: Wow, oh wow. That's noble, you know? There's not enough teachers, you know? So what grade do you teach? 
 Response 2: Can I be honest with you? People weren't overly-fond of Alyssa. People felt that Melissa wasn't as religious as she could have been, you know, compared to everybody else. She just seemed regular.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm just going to go to the dinner party by myself. 
 Response 1: Well somebody did under your account. 
 Response 2: You always go to dinner parties alone. Funny,  you have never gone home alone at the end of the night.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: OK darling, here it is. How do you work this thing again. See, this is a Samsung. 
 Response 1: The lens cap, honey. Take it off the camera. 
 Response 2: I was here for a Boys II Men concert. They were having a reunion.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We were having a great time until two employees of this here miniature golf course said "those holes are broken, y'all can't play there." And they proceeded to sit down, criss-cross applesauce, and smoke cigarettes. 
 Response 1: Thank you. Hold on, let me open the door. 
 Response 2: That was taken out of context. I was quoting what I said to a boy last weekend.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He's drinking the Tim Burton caffeine soda that we had in the Universal Gift Shop. 
 Response 1: I got fired today. I'm no good at selling cars. 
 Response 2: Oh, my god. Edward Scissorbubbles. That's so old.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Are you evaporating right now? You know, it looks like you're sort of dissolving or something. 
 Response 1: I keep a low profile. 
 Response 2: Well, I'm from lore. Which means I'm a mythical creature.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mrs. White, what else to you draw veins on? 
 Response 1: I add veins to birds, trees, tortoises, my own hands and feet and legs. 
 Response 2: It's the only place where Pizza Hut is still a sit down restaurant. That salad bar is delicious.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm not that tall, that's true. I do play a mean guitar though. 
 Response 1: Come live with us in the sewers. It is stinky, but then we have like makeshift things like when you attach a boot to an arm and you pull a thing. Like mouse trap. 
 Response 2: I'm over seven feet tall. That's the size we all were in the beginning of time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Pardon my breath, I'm drinking gasoline. 
 Response 1: Aren't you the president of the camp? 
 Response 2: Actually, she died in the experimental ant farm.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Before you go, I want to give you something. This was a gift stolen by me from my father and I want to to give it to you. I thought there was no way this experience could ever be good for me, but, you know, it turns out it made me who I am today. Me. 
 Response 1: Do you like the sound my window makes when it opens for you? 
 Response 2: I'll put it in my backpack to take with me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm sorry, sir. I feel like we got off on the wrong foot here. My name is Dale, what is your name? 
 Response 1: Chester Behemoth. 
 Response 2: I didn't get a chance to, so you're going to have to take those things out when I go back home tonight and move my things.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I think what Giovanni's trying to say is that the real legend of the baby man lives within each of us. He means something different to every person here. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I think I was sort of a first draft. 
 Response 2: Yeah, like to me, the baby man represents having a lot of friends and hanging out with people and playing video games and stuff.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mom and Dad, I only put you in this home and then lived with you in this home because I'm a mean, rotten, son. 
 Response 1: Melissa, I know in the past I was a little critical about you watching Will & Grace. But if your ex-husband wants to watch it with you, you have my blessing. 
 Response 2: I don't even recognize you. You talk different. You walk different. It's like your hair's getting thicker.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'd love to hear this. Go ahead, guy who's like three weeks old. 
 Response 1: Number one, I don't like your tone. Number two, I don't think you had to say that at all. 
 Response 2: We're so late to the party and we just thought we'd have missed out on a lot.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yeah. My husband's dead. I'm honest about it. My husband died very recently. 
 Response 1: All right. God, you weren't kidding. I can't even see the end of it. 
 Response 2: That's very honest after the fact, but you never took any time off from work.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Can you do it for our friend? She died 20 years ago, she's a huge fan. She can't rest until you give her a voicemail. 
 Response 1: Yeah, if you wouldn't mind, and I'm going to need a hand mirror for some of this stuff, too.  Also, I need someone to play Helsing.  Now, would you be up to playing Dracula's nemesis? 
 Response 2: I don't have a phone, but you can just talk into my champagne glass.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: How could you do this on double coupon day? I just wanted to do a good job. 
 Response 1: Please, please, you're wonderful employees. Please, have some medals. 
 Response 2: No, I don't think so.  I feel like it kind of made me smarter, though.  Is that a thing?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mmhm. I gotta separate the two. I got my party haircut. Business in the front, personal in the back. It has a secret message shave into it that only you can read if we're hang out, not on the clock. 
 Response 1: Maybe it won't happen in our lifetimes, but hopefully some day in the future there will be a giraffe history month. 
 Response 2: She only turns her back on people when she hangs out with them personally.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mr. Brown, you took these kids to a bird sanctuary that didn't have any birds in it. 
 Response 1: I guess The Streets are out of the question because Murnice's husband was hit by a bus. They're down to just a guitar and some vocals. 
 Response 2: Right, i didn't get permission slips signed. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, Dr. You scratch our back, we'll scratch yours. The teeth can't be that bad. 
 Response 1: It's beyond my capability to repair these teeth at this point and I'm tired. 
 Response 2: I don't know, we used to talk all night on the phone, bro, you know? I miss that. I need that. I've been focusing in law school for a bit, you know. I miss those calls. 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So, you watched your Mom perish in an accident. It seems so triggering to be here. 
 Response 1: Well, I'm here still collecting evidence to file a wrongful death lawsuit. 
 Response 2: But it's cold storage.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Janice, if I were heartless, would I be here? 
 Response 1: I liked it better when I'd only worked here a month. That's when it was my favorite. The one month mark was my favorite time in life. 
 Response 2: Are you saying that you still love me?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Steve, let's button up a few more buttons on that shirt. 
 Response 1: How dare you. That's our child. 
 Response 2: Oh, come on. People like it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Your blimp hat actually does have a little burner in it and you can lift yourself off the ground? 
 Response 1: I'm just going to relax and take it easy. I'm getting too old for a party. 
 Response 2: Very slightly. See, just like an inch. It's more of a hover.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Let's take a break by the end cap here. Let's just get to know each other. Do you have a dog? 
 Response 1: I had three. One ate the other two. 
 Response 2: I know, Tim. What am I gonna do? I feel like I'm on the verge of freaking out every time these people come in here.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Nail polish, are you hanging in there? How are you doing? 
 Response 1: The light is going out. My insides are seeping out. 
 Response 2: Yes, we ship to Connecticut. And I never assumed it was not part of the fifty states.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We can't afford a Budino. 
 Response 1: I understand. Are you looking for a filter, as well? 
 Response 2: But everyone should have a Budino at least twice a year.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I was just walking through the seasonal aisle and I noticed that you have fall leaves garland, but not fall leaves wreaths. 
 Response 1: Oh, one step at a time. Is this murderous dog still in your home? 
 Response 2: Oh, right. You looking for the garland or the wreaths? I forgot what you said.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, another year has passed. Here we are to meet with out friends. 
 Response 1: Did you think you were at a factory this whole time? This is a warehouse. 
 Response 2: I'm not ready. After last summer, after all that happened. I'm not over it yet.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm a beautiful mind over here. 
 Response 1: I know. And the wall cleaning department has requested that you stop writing on fucking everything. 
 Response 2: It's kinda like, not being a person and not being completely dead yet either.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is their 50th anniversary, but it's their 50th first anniversary. They've gotten divorced and remarried every year for the last 50 years.  
 Response 1: They are very good and efficient at paperwork. 
 Response 2: Granted, I wasn't paying attention to what was going on, but you clearly made him do it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: JoJo, you fell on hard times? 
 Response 1: It's only supposed to help us sleep, so as long as it's nice and simple, it should be OK. 
 Response 2: I have.  Well, things haven't been as good as the Poltergeist years; ever since Poltergeist.  You get type-casted and you start drinking and then your husband leaves you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I am a corporate liaison for Weyland Mutani Aeronautics Space Investigation. 
 Response 1: So you must know all about the '80's cocaine thing that you're trying to get going again? 'Cause Weyland Mutani is largely a cocaine distributor. 
 Response 2: Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot there's a limit on it. Oh no, there's not. I can eat as much as I want including eggs and blue cheese dressing.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Stop right there, it's me Rookie. I've become part of the artificial intelligence. I've de-latched the hinges. You're free. 
 Response 1: It's the square. There's something about it. It brings out things. 
 Response 2: Get out of the way, then. Don't stand there marveling.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, I think you're a stupid pants. 
 Response 1: We have reunions every year. 
 Response 2: Janice, you wouldn't know what the weather was doing if it rained on top of your head, which it did today.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I do have to move on to the next town, I can't stay here forever in Chicago. Not a big jazz town.  
 Response 1: All right, well, I understand, but you're welcome back anytime. 
 Response 2: Legally, I'm not so much Wreck-it Ralph as I am Smash-it-up Davis. But I'll respond to Wreck-it Ralph if you like. Here, come inside my kid bag.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Also, you have to prove that you kept a frog alive for six months. 
 Response 1: OK, well, there's some dead frog legs in the freezer, I suppose I can re-animate them. 
 Response 2: This is a thick crack pipe.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh my god, that man just stole a book. 
 Response 1: I did. I thought I needed to be the one family member who lived up to our glorious name. 
 Response 2: Oh, security just caught them. They beat the shit out of him and then they shot him.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Everyone knows you're a performer. You're one of the most popular performers here at the park. Everyone loves Colonial Sargent. 
 Response 1: I know. Do you remember that gal that had to sign the papers? It was her great-great-aunt. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I'm the biggest attraction within all of the southeast corner of this lot.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's like the future becomes the past, but the past was the future. 
 Response 1: I understand. I let my son go find his true love at the Grand Ole Opry so many years ago. 
 Response 2: Oh, that's what was burnt on the poem! Those were the missing words.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Would one of you escort me outside? Would you abide? 
 Response 1: It has meant something to me. I've become fond of you over the years. You've become a real friend to me, Beatrice. 
 Response 2: Felicity, I think this is your chance.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Roger, before you go, I want to say that it was great to see you again. You were always a good friend to me in high school. Thank you for believing in me. 
 Response 1: But it originated with Phish, because of the longer concerts. 
 Response 2: Maybe in heaven, I'll get to read one of your poems. I've been putting it off until I had some free time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You know what's funny. We invented religion. An imperfect people created an imperfect world. 
 Response 1: But, you're God, right? 
 Response 2: Yes, i think so. I just don't want to get excited until I see every last person take a taste of wine.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Excuse me, what is going on here? Why are you wearing a Santa Claus costume? It's June. 
 Response 1: That just means I'm keeping the Christmas Spirit in my heart 365. 
 Response 2: I should bring that up at the next church meeting. It'd be a great way to get people in the door.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It seems like you two might know each other, Barb. 
 Response 1: I'm her husband, you brash man, throwing your machismo around. You have to respect your elders.  
 Response 2: You know who's sick? Me. I've been hovering over this trash can all day. Here's what's gonna happen. I'm going to give you the homework now. Either you do it, your mom does it - I don't care. But at the end of the year, I want that homework. If I were you I'd tell your mom today so you don't make her do it all in one night before the end of the school year.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Spin these fidget spinners around. They definitely are not haunted. 
 Response 1: The only way to tell would probably be by the egg salad sandwich Edgar left in his car. That's the only way anyone can tell time. 
 Response 2: I'll take these. All of these and the golden bell in the corner.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: How many do you think are still human? 
 Response 1: Oh, of course. I ain't never seen a case before. I've just been figuring out how my desk works all this time. 
 Response 2: It's hard to tell. The one keeps screaming and the other one's voice already sounded like that, so it's hard to tell.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So they let Steven Tyler off because he scatted like an old Blues man? 
 Response 1: Oh, sorry about that. I thought you were interested in my life. 
 Response 2: Yeah, the court reporter couldn't figure out what he was saying, so everything was invalid. It was a landmark case, I guess.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You all have a news show to produce out there and I have a time villain to arrest. 
 Response 1: Right. I can tell you that he's disguised as Mary, my make-up lady, who is also disguised as various things. She's got a gorilla mask on and a Superman costume. 
 Response 2: Oh, my childhood. I was raised by chickens.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's true. I love getting letters and postcards. 
 Response 1: It's a dying art, you know? Everybody's on the Twitter now with the hashtags. 
 Response 2: Well, that's the trouble with having a jewelry store, I think? It's been an issue with us for some time.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Look at you two, Ma, Pa and Stan. We're finally a family. 
 Response 1: Yes, I think we need to get away from the ocean. Go somewhere far away from here. 
 Response 2: Is that what people tell you, they told me something completely different, something about halitosis...
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hello my friend, Robot Pinkerton. 
 Response 1: I want to have a good time too. And part of that, for me, is being anxious. 
 Response 2: We call him Pinky because we don't like him.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Okay, buddy. Now I know your mom is only leaving me with you for the weekend, but I figured that we could get some sandwiches at Quiznos and then check out the world's fair. 
 Response 1: I can't believe he drove his car backstage. 
 Response 2: Ok, but I'm also supposed to do my homework, and I'm also supposed to have my medicine, and I'm also supposed to facetime with Aunt Susie.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Nice meeting you, Patsy. 
 Response 1: It was great meeting you, Sasha. I hope you two are happy together. 
 Response 2: I know exactly what happens when people are written down in this book. That's why I'm doing it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mr. Two Horses, we'll meet you in our store, we just need to have to have a family member with the newest member of our family, Targin Firehead. 
 Response 1: OK, but if you don't come up with that extra nine dollars for shipping, I don't know what i'm gonna do with this picture of the crow. 
 Response 2: Yeah, my own room. A room of my own. Put that in your little self help book.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Bye Jeremy, I hope I see you next summer. 
 Response 1: Bye, Diane. 
 Response 2: Thank you so much, mom. You're radiating.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: First of all, sir, if you don't blow your nose, I swear to God. 
 Response 1: It's a real condition, and I apologize. 
 Response 2: I got a suggestion. Why don't you make like a turtle and, uh, leave slowly?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sometimes I feel a little telekinetic-y. Like I can move something with my mind. How about you, dear? Have any talents or skills or magical powers? 
 Response 1: You never believed in me.  You know what?  This is the last straw, Bobby.  I'm done with you.  I deserve better.  If you two like each other so much, you could keep each other.  I'm going to be rich!  Do you hear me?  Rich!  Not only from my bean bag chair full of nacho chips, but also trademarking the silhouette from my very beautiful and very unique hairdo.  Goodbye forever, Bobby.  You're a loser, and you always will be!  Samantha, it was nice to see you. 
 Response 2: I'm real good with picking out a good shelter animal.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I can't bring this piece of pizza in? It's a part of my act. 
 Response 1: You know, I used to be a producer on America's Got Talent. This is exactly how we found some of our greatest talent. 
 Response 2: Well then who's ordering the new thimbles?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Gerald, it's been brought to my attention that you've submitted your talent as lawn edging. If you're unhappy with the way I'm keeping my lawn, I wish you would just say something and not demonstrate it in front of everyone. 
 Response 1: I remember, sir. All those people died. 
 Response 2: Hey Paul, I was watching the news today and found something out. The whole world doesn't revolve around you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I can't help but notice that the other people in this town are not eating the doughnuts. 
 Response 1: Me too, Pierre. 
 Response 2: Oh yeah, that is strange, isn't it? I mean, we're only new to town ourselves. I'm a single dad with a growing boy. We haven't had a chance to try them yet. But I wonder if there's something wrong with them now.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: On one hand, I really do want to touch the sprinkles, but, I mean, it isn't cool for us to just stick our hands in the food. 
 Response 1: Oh, no worries.  I've got gloves. 
 Response 2: I honestly had a hard time seeing some of the witnesses because I was sitted right behind your enormous hat.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Look, I'm near death, but my daughter isn't.  Take me.  Won't that be enough for you, Mr. Denny? 
 Response 1: They keep trying to engage me in conversation. I don't know what exists here and what doesn't. 
 Response 2: Yes, my mother has typhus.  She has typhoid fever from eating peach melba from someone that made it and was famous for it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Bobby, I hate to say it, but I think you're better off.  That was, like, a monologue.  I don't even feel like she was listening to anything you had to say. 
 Response 1: Now, about the cooking. That seems to be the thing you're having the most trouble with. 
 Response 2: No, and there're crushed nacho chips all over our apartment.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Look at that girl up there. I think she's going to come in. She's really pretty. 
 Response 1: Now you're talking my language. Sabrina the Teenage Witch is the jazz of television programs. 
 Response 2: Oh boy, she's talking to Disney Dan out there. He's so handsome.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This jerk's going to marry food! 
 Response 1: I am an inch long. 
 Response 2: Good one, Roger. Good one. I think you should order her into the shed.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Lunch is at the same time. 
 Response 1: Yeah, it looks like someone without a grasp of English drew it.  
 Response 2: I know. I just got to take lunch fifteen minutes earlier because my hip is killing me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: And I was born in the USA but mama and papa's accents are so contagious I sound just like them. 
 Response 1: Is that a metaphor or is that true? Mama, your sleep apnea kicked in again. 
 Response 2: Just like your pet tapeworm.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Stan, you're saying the marketing could be improved. 
 Response 1: Yeah, we need better marketing. We should put out more fliers and maybe have a better presence online. 
 Response 2: Sorry I'm a bit late. Some very wonderful lady just stopped me in the hallway here and I had to direct her to Sears and they're very long directions.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That was the happiest moment of my life when I was falling in a towel in a grimy hallway with pictures of dudes on Mazaratis on the walls. 
 Response 1: You know, I had it turned off. I was tired of everyone calling all the time. 
 Response 2: But, baby, don't you understand, the dudes on Mazaratis will still be there? It will still be that same happy time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He's, you know, little boy age. Five. 
 Response 1: Well he's awfully big for age five. 
 Response 2: And it's your birthday, too. You shouldn't have to do that.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Ryan Seacrest left with my manager. I'm Ryan Seacrest's manager. 
 Response 1: I read about this in the people's almanac. It's combustion. 
 Response 2: It's a double manager situation.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Honey, the gravy's on the stove. 
 Response 1: I'll say it is. Let's make a human child. 
 Response 2: Estelle. Her name is Estelle.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Your office is so well appointed, Mr. Thompson. 
 Response 1: I'm just guessing. I'm not really seeing anything. 
 Response 2: Thank you very much. You probably notice that I have some new fringe work.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Thanks for checking to see if I was OK. 
 Response 1: Oh, sorry, I'm not a CPA. 
 Response 2: I know, I popped back in here when you guys came back from your trip.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Can all rats sing or is it just you? 
 Response 1: All of us can. But, most of us decide not to. 
 Response 2: Or on our very thin floors. That's a good idea.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Why?  What's wrong with me, do you think? 
 Response 1: I think it was ambitious to begin with the motorcycle show. 
 Response 2: Well, I think it's a combination of things.  Your father's fame and his wealth and the fact that he owns this town.  He's constantly battle Nick Nolte for celebrity status in this very small town.  I think you also don't have friends, and so creating one is just an offshoot of the frayed mental status, if you will.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Turn around for me right now. Let's see if I can see you. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I guess. I wasn't even thinking about it that way. It's just like, rules are rules. 
 Response 2: OK. So, just turn like this and look out the window?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I mean, I can talk to the dead. So it seems like I have something to offer at a seance. I also have a soothing voice. 
 Response 1: Oh, thank you. I use Crest Whitestrips. 
 Response 2: You do, it reminds me of Love Songs on the Coast.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Here's your milk.? 
 Response 1: Thank you very much.  Oh, I'm sorry, but is this proper milk?  Or is it Lactaid?  Because I have a problem with my digestive system. 
 Response 2: It's pretty much lying on the ground, right now.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I mean, I just never thought about that with the Dracula story, but there's a lot of blood that's mentioned. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I hope there's a hemophiliac joke somewhere in this. 
 Response 2: I think we should, I mean, we've got blood diamonds. I think we should get something even worse than a blood diamond. Takes some kid's soul and put it in a diamond, maybe.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh look, your buttons have only become larger since I last saw you. 
 Response 1: I don't know if you have twins where you're from, but we share DNA. 
 Response 2: It is because I have, how you say, shrunk. I am smaller.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't understand why people are so hung up on names. Like if you only have one daughter, why can't she just be daughter? That's just who she is to me. 
 Response 1: Yeah, and it's like - you're my girlfriend, I'll call you sweetie or honey. Oh, no, I gotta call you Cecile or whatever, too? 
 Response 2: I love power. It's my favorite personality trait.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Maybe the reason we're so curious about sex is because we never understood how you and dad did it. 
 Response 1: Oh, you look great. That's a nice suit. Your face is very shiny. Have you been sweating this whole time? 
 Response 2: I taught you how it works. You urinate in someone's belly.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We're going to Greenwich Village, New York City? 
 Response 1: Yes, and we'll live an exciting life there.  Does that sound good to you? 
 Response 2: You know what? I'm just going to run right at this.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I want to win this case against my dog. The judge is  Judy. 
 Response 1: OK. Consider it done. I'll fly there real quick. 
 Response 2: OK. I can totally make them come true, you guys, but just not right away.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Rudy, you've worked here longer than me. You're very shriveled and stooped and you can barely bring yourself to knock on the studio door. 
 Response 1: My daughter calls me God's question mark. 
 Response 2: I'm helping this young lady. She needs a new toilet.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The acoustics in here are like the Vatican. This is so great. 
 Response 1: Oh, thank you. It's made of similar stone. 
 Response 2: Thank you. She's from Panama.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is the bowl. The bowl holds water. Where does that water come from? 
 Response 1: Um, is this going to be on the test? 
 Response 2: I guess they are. It's good to get away from that.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: In the belly of the whale prophecy, they said a beautiful woman will sneeze and then she'll fall in love and then the whale will free its captives. 
 Response 1: Right. If you have a nice jacket, you're basically advertising that it's a great jacket and you probably want it. 
 Response 2: I might be beautiful, but I'm not religious.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're so masculine.  You're all man.  I mean, from the outside.  I don't know what you're like on the inside.  I didn't mean to get too personal. 
 Response 1: That's quite all right, Nancy.  No harm taken.  Now, let's see what's going on with Fasty. 
 Response 2: That would be me. Over here. And what are you? A robot?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That foam from the fire extinguisher reminds me of that wonderful salmon mousse that you did on the show 20 years ago. 
 Response 1: Oh, yeah. I made this beautiful salmon mousse that just looked like a puddle of spit. 
 Response 2: Yeah, but I think he'll be fine. What could go wrong? I mean, I had a deer tick once and I got Lyme Disease briefly, and then I got rid of it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You don't really have any medical training or anything? 
 Response 1: I thought it was your idea. This is like that time we went to Lake Tahoe. 
 Response 2: No, I just hand out forms for people to see and then I lead kids back to the examining rooms.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm gonna do it. Kids, I want you all to hold that putter. We all put our hands on top of each other's hands. We're going to have to remove his teeth first, or else the ball's never going to go in there. 
 Response 1: I want to do it! I'll do it! 
 Response 2: Look at this ghostly door. We will open it for you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Excuse me, sonny. 
 Response 1: Yes, how may I help at the grocery store? 
 Response 2: Yeah, it's publicity, Dad. And, I think you should go out with that woman that asked you to the movie.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yeah, your hands look like ten waterfalls coming out of two big waterfalls. 
 Response 1: Two thunderclouds with lightening shooting out of them. 
 Response 2: Yeah, when everyone else is going through puberty.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That's actually why I'm trying to come to this hospital. I cut my fingers up. I just need to make sure they're not infected. 
 Response 1: Oh my god, thanks for driving us. We didn't even notice that. Your hands are soaking with blood. 
 Response 2: It's coagulation of duck and cocaine.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I didn't know Jason Biggs was such a tough guy. 
 Response 1: He's a spousal abuser. 
 Response 2: Well, take my card at least.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Are you under a bit of a time crunch? 
 Response 1: Hey Paul, I was watching the news today and found something out. The whole world doesn't revolve around you. 
 Response 2: I am, I've got a big meeting at nine.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm the biggest attraction within all of the southeast corner of this lot. 
 Response 1: I don't have one. I thought you could just, you know, let me in. 
 Response 2: He's even bigger than Brigadier Private, which actually isn't hard to do.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't know why you challenged me. I just watched what happened with the Richingtons and that's why I  made a comment about you being a slippery fellow. 
 Response 1: Let's just think about this for one second. The lobster's been delicious, but I'm not taking that on the planes! 
 Response 2: When you live your life the way I do, you're always looking over your shoulder.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You know what else is crazy? That kraut was my granddad. He got the pen and gave it to me. 
 Response 1: OK. This story is a lot less inspirational now. 
 Response 2: It has nothing to do with me and my lawn then?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm so glad your sister died before we got married. 
 Response 1: Oh, what a relief that was. It was such a relief. I remember seeing the light go out of her eyes and thinking "thank god that's over." 
 Response 2: In the name of the father, son, and holy spirit. Now that show is not appropriate for our kind. I mean, Seinfeld, I can get behind. Friends, no problem. The 8 o'clock news, of course.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Wow, there's thirty olives in my martini. 
 Response 1: We do accept tips here in Iceland. 
 Response 2: That's great. Like I said, that's not all of us.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're in the Port-o-Potty business, I would hope to see you spit out the word "crapping." 
 Response 1: Why are you being so modest about this? Human shit. 
 Response 2: It looks like it's creating some kind of paste on your body.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I know that you care about me, but I don't really like yogurt that much. 
 Response 1: OK. This is a sound business plan. Let's go. Let's put that ad in the Penny Saver. 
 Response 2: I saw you eat it a bunch and I had those posters specially made.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I appreciate it, but I can't go because I'm your mom. 
 Response 1: Well, try it right now. Try being mean. 
 Response 2: You're my mother? I thought you were my sister this whole time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh no, she's dying. 
 Response 1: Well, I think it's constant. And I'm always impressed by a constant accent. 
 Response 2: I know the Heimlich. Here, ma'am, I'll just put my hands around your waist.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Curtis, I just wanted to talk to you about your business plan for this all night sushi. 
 Response 1: I don't know what that is. It sounds like ghost-doctor foolishness. 
 Response 2: Yeah.  Yeah, it's going to be amazing.  So, people love sushi, and they love just hanging out chatting with friends.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Junior isn't feeling well, can you call the vet for me and see if he can come take a look at him? 
 Response 1: My name is Renee and I get around. You've probably heard of me. 
 Response 2: I see four vets in the area. Which vet would you like?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Popcorn gives Art heartburn. 
 Response 1: Thanks. I thought I wanted this, but it's a lot more responsibility then I feel like I can handle. 
 Response 2: It's true. Every time I eat popcorn, I get a horrible pain in my chest. It feels like my heart is on fire. That's why the call it heartburn.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Are you speaking of turkey? 
 Response 1: You guys are mean. Figures you're Tesla snobs. 
 Response 2: I'm speaking of turkey, turkey that's been basted, braised and fried four different ways.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Ana, I don't know how you found my home. 
 Response 1: I don't think so, but it's just one of those things we disagree on. We do have a lot of disagreements. 
 Response 2: I just saw a big house and I thought "well, people live in houses" and then I saw a sign that you needed a typist.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Just imagine you're in a dark room and you hear "heyyyyyy".  
 Response 1: Well, sure, we have problems like any other untraditional couple. 
 Response 2: OK. I am in a dark room and you're doing it. It's more comical than anything.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The point of waiting until 2019 to choose a contest winner is that we still have 20-22 years to earn the $1 million dollars. 
 Response 1: What, that Elle and Dakota are sisters, we're four, we're quadruplets, we're four twins. 
 Response 2: OK. This is a sound business plan. Let's go. Let's put that ad in the Penny Saver.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm a little woozy in here. It smells strongly of nail polish in this purse. 
 Response 1: We've got to find a way to get this purse open so that the human can breathe again. 
 Response 2: I'm so glad to be here on America's Favorite X-Factor. This is just a little diddy that I made up.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Donna, I'm just going to go strike out on my own, make my way out of Ohio, and see the country.  I need to experience what life has to offer.  I'm really going to miss you. 
 Response 1: I used to be a subscriber to that magazine until I moved, and they don't deliver to where I'm at now. 
 Response 2: Honey, this whole bar is going to miss you.  Danny, Pete, TJ, and Fudge Man. 
We're all going to miss you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: She has the theory that if you make good food, you will taste delicious. 
 Response 1: Oh yes. Well, we are so excited. Our whole family's here and my daughter's gonna buy a boy today. It's just a big day for our family. 
 Response 2: I mean, that make sense. I have to taste the good food, so it's in me. I gotta say no deal though.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh my god, did you hear that? 
 Response 1: Here's the thing. Their chief exports is these doughnuts that have become sort a designer doughnuts that everyone loves. But these doughnuts, they do stuff to you. 
 Response 2: That was Jesus.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you suffer from low voice bowel release? If so, send everything you got to the doctor's office. It will find me. 
 Response 1: Oh, no. My own children didn't come so it's nice to have this lovely couple here. 
 Response 2: As a witness and a bowel excreeter, I want to assure everyone that it is worth all the money in the world because this is a very uncomfortable mess.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I lost that part of my tongue that can taste a chive, so I don't taste it. 
 Response 1: Son, I had so much business to attend to.  Count stuff.  Biting people's necks. 
 Response 2: You can feel it when it hits your tooth.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You guys didn't say the same thing as Edgar just said, about leaving and adopting kids. 
 Response 1: We were off on that, but we had the same sentiment. 
 Response 2: How could you have fulfilled your purpose in life? You are a terrible person you haven't fulfilled anything.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Wow, you're a new student at our school? You seem so young. 
 Response 1: First I'm trying to get the pop out of this mushroom and I'm also trying to talk to Timothy. 
 Response 2: Thanks, I'm very young. I use Facebook every day.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's really hard because we're trying to make more white friends. We thought we'd try to infiltrate your world. Short of going to a Patriots game, this seemed like the best option. 
 Response 1: I'm not that white. We're not Patriots white. 
 Response 2: I'm a leaf blowing in the wind. I'll go anywhere I want.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My Lord, your minion is disavowing your very existence. 
 Response 1: The only thing he does know is to not stop talking. 
 Response 2: I know. I'm trying to tap onto the ceiling of this hell that we live in.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Look at this ghostly apparition in the drawer. It looks like my wife. 
 Response 1: Oh, she's gorgeous. You were a lucky man. 
 Response 2: I'm clarifying! I want to make sure my first mission is the best one!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm Abraham Lincoln. If I could look at you with both of my eyes, you would be in trouble. I'm in profile. 
 Response 1: I read mine on the other side of a bottle cap. 
 Response 2: Yeah, you're a penny. You're a drawing on a penny. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're saying I should go to London to find Trumpet Davis, make sure he's still playing jazz. 
 Response 1: Well that makes, it makes more sense than paying a dollar to buy the lemonade. 
 Response 2: Well, Rick, you deserve to be happy just like everybody else. I know you're in love with him.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Your Mr. Fortell! Your suit is impeccable. 
 Response 1: Thank you very much. I had it made in Italy. 
 Response 2: That's actually going to be real helpful, cause if we get hungry and need to snack on something, we are going right for that hat.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm going to leave this think tank to come up with something that will put us on the map. I'm thinking a food or a sport. 
 Response 1: That's not wrong, but it's actually just a newspaper, because it gets read by people's eyes. But I can understand why you would go dark in this time of trauma. 
 Response 2: All right, OK. I mean, look, I don't know what you can come up in 1891. Everything has been invented already. So you go ahead and see what you can figure out.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Don't do the folded hands. That's the mistake a lot of people make. 
 Response 1: See, that's what I've been doing. I've been pleading. 
 Response 2: Well, we're flying on Spirit, and I've only got the one bag. I can't take that much on a flight.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I think this is Glorst, the disgraced German snow runner from the Pyongyang Olympics. 
 Response 1: Well, the timing could't be more perfect. Check out these pamphlets. 
 Response 2: They quit and stopped the Olympics totally after that. It was such a scandal.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Thank god, the elevator is working. That was scary. I think maybe it's just that the elevator is haunted. 
 Response 1: Thank God you said father, I thought you were talking about me at first. 
 Response 2: Oh that might be it? That's terrifying. We're still on it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I can't believe it, Sandra Bullock is here! Sandra, did you get lost? 
 Response 1: I did, for the last twenty years. I know you guys have been having these reunions, but I wanted to wait for one that was special. 
 Response 2: We only have one. Both of the teams hang out there.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yup. The place looked full. And everyone was drinking. They bought drinks. 
 Response 1: We're so proud of you. 
 Response 2: They did buy drinks. They seemed to have access to drinks that we don't actually sell here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Why is there so much smoke around? Doesn't it seem like there's a lot of smoke around? 
 Response 1: OK. Lay down on top of this guy. He's almost finished. 
 Response 2: I think that's the fog machine from when they announced the winner of the competition.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You know, I was hoping you could offer some consoling words to, uh, Cynthia, about being replaced by an understudy, but, uh, you're saying you never have been. 
 Response 1: I was never replaced!  I'm a ghost now, but I've never missed a performance!  Not once!  If you're a real actress, you won't either!  Now, let me get back to my stage song and dance.  They'll never stop me! 
 Response 2: Let me tell you something, mister. When you first showed up I thought you had something. This is interesting. Everyone wants the power of flight. But I don't want some doctor cutting open my body and attaching these wings to me. So I'm out.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yes, we like to role play. It's a role play we do that we just recognized each other for the first time. 
 Response 1: Just like him. Can you believe it? It's unbearable. 
 Response 2: So even your awkward love making was a ruse!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Sir, sir, we found another one of those oat thieves. Strung 'em right up in the town square. 
 Response 1: Sir, are you suggesting you're doing me a favor? That you're doing me a favor by going into the football game without me paying you? 
 Response 2: I held the rope.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You made dad cry. 
 Response 1: I'm gonna be the first baby Executive TV Producer. 
 Response 2: Well, I hope to make you cry next!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Sorry these windows are so filthy, I wish we could see better. That's my fault. I'm supposed to to clean the windows. 
 Response 1: I do remember saying that at our wedding. 
 Response 2: They do sell Windex here, it's a hardware store. They have everything.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I did it. I asked a guy out. I was amazing and I didn't even need the underwear. 
 Response 1: I'm gonna go get the camera. This is so special. 
 Response 2: OK. Let me first of all let me just say that I'm sorry. That was bad on me. I didn't have faith that you would get a date.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't know.  He's our boss, though, you know?? 
 Response 1: That's right because when you save me, you earn me. 
 Response 2: But, he said the honeymoon is cancelled.  We came all the way out here for nothing.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Colonial Sargent is even more popular than Brigadier Private. 
 Response 1: Oh, positively. That guys a clown. He's literally a clown. Did we find him at a circus or something? 
 Response 2: It's true. That is the local lore. That story has been passed on from generation to generation.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is there a lot of cholesterol heavy foods involved in touring with Primus. 
 Response 1: Hell no, it's celery, licorice and grapes. That's on the rider and on every tour bus and every venue. 
 Response 2: Yes, you have. That is an understatement.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Alright, Terry and Diane. I'm putting you two together and nobody else. I'll tell you where the first aid is because you're going to need it a lot, I can tell. 
 Response 1: Well, the two gentlemen I implored for their services seem to have been engaged in a prior commitment. 
 Response 2: If ever I'm wounded, I'm sure Terry will fix me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I've worked here too long. I've seen too many people. 
 Response 1: You know what? I'll do you one better. I'll put a window in that wall. 
 Response 2: Maybe it's time to move on. Maybe you don't want at Baskin Robins. You don't seem to have any supervision here, and you kicked everyone out of the store and locked the door.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Anyway, I'd love to hear more about you, Pampt. You're a hair model? That's so cool. 
 Response 1: But he's just a butler, not an officer. 
 Response 2: Oh, it's just so-so. People take pictures of my hair, no big deal. Big fashions magazines.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I got a casper tail now. I was trying to keep it low profile, but I can't anymore. 
 Response 1: Well, if you'd stop yourself, I wouldn't have to. 
 Response 2: It looks great, too.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We killed them. Ever since she set their hair on fire and refused to put them out, they burned to their own melty deaths. 
 Response 1: Yeah, it's not zoned for multi-level structures. 
 Response 2: Well, we're just going to keep that story from the publicist.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Let me play this last song. 
 Response 1: OK. And then I'll see you when you come back next week. 
 Response 2: Sure, let God's fire consume us.  Glorious to think about.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Wait a minute, there's a walk in freeze dryer right there. 
 Response 1: Are you suggesting we trap that giant cocaine fish inside the walk-in freeze dryer? 
 Response 2: Oh, my God! I think I'm allergic to snake bites. You've got to get them!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't know if we're able to have both foodstuffs and these photo developing chemicals in the same hut. 
 Response 1: I think that's why we're limited in our growth. You need to see this vision of putting two businesses together. 
 Response 2: Well, nice to meet you. My name is Bartal. I'm the stage Manager at the Grand Ole Opry.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You just read that quote right off the wall. 
 Response 1: Yes, we have all these wonderful, inspirational sayings to just remind us that we need to connect with others, you know? 
 Response 2: I wish you were a lion in the sack.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's supposed to be heated up inside the facility. 
 Response 1: You got the sugar? 
 Response 2: Yeah but the maintenance guy, Jack, fell in the furnace and they have to remove the body still.
Output: Response 2