niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: I'm so sorry, Peter. But I want to be a part of the family. I know you read the portents in the sky. You had to know this was coming. 
 Response 1: I've known from the time I woke up today that this is my last day on Earth. But I will live on through the crow painting I have sold to your family. My eyes will be the crow's eyes. 
 Response 2: Oh no, the stapler went in my eye.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Of course we grew up in Minsk and then spent some time in Italy. Before we come here. 
 Response 1: That's right, and of course I studied in hotdog school at The Sorbonne. In Paris. 
 Response 2: That's why adults get married.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Those concert tickets were a gift, right? 
 Response 1: But it did not talk. It just said s'es. 
 Response 2: Yeah. My boss says I'm in to weird music and thought I might like these. He doesn't know me at all.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We are sending you to planet Earth in the 20th century to begin work as a playwright. 
 Response 1: And now we must do the intergalactic incantation to send our new acting friend to his new destiny in the language of the ancients. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I was a child performer. That's what I was getting at.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What are those lumps in your jacket? I thought that was some kind of a down jacket, but now I just see they're all lumps. 
 Response 1: It's just some things that I'm transporting from one place to another, that's all. There's no need to pry any further. 
 Response 2: Oh, lead with both. Mix them together. Use one word from each sentence and we'll decipher it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I just wanted to have a fun, spontaneous trip to a random location. 
 Response 1: Well, mission accomplished I guess, except for the fun part. And the food and lodging's weird. This whole place is weird. 
 Response 2: But Tip Top seems really OK to me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Come, sit on my lap my beautiful boy. How was your day? 
 Response 1: Alright, alright, stop jumping up and down everybody. 
 Response 2: It was good. I almost choked on a piece of meat. But I taught the children to do what you told me to do, to use the universal sign for choking.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're gonna punch a phone, Junebug? 
 Response 1: They did buy drinks. They seemed to have access to drinks that we don't actually sell here. 
 Response 2: I've done it before.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Those stilts have to stay. Those are our property. 
 Response 1: It's true.  You know, we work in these little air conditioned rooms all day just looking into people's mouths, being disgusted by what we find in there, and scolding them. 
 Response 2: Well, I hope somebody fucks in them later.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Just got the word. Everyone's cousins are coming to the play. 
 Response 1: I'd rate that a four and half on something I would enjoy happening. 
 Response 2: Well, you're an employee. Could you be an ambassador for us?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So your husband on board with a murder mystery game night? I know he usually likes things more lavish. 
 Response 1: Yeah, Don has said he thinks it's going to be professional actors and there's going to be a formal dinner. But it really all comes in a box. 
 Response 2: I agree but look there, the title is "you know you know that you know knows, you knows?". 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'd like to bring everyone into the store. Is that OK? 
 Response 1: We should put this to a vote. Officer, would you mind getting us a pad of paper and a pencil so we can make secret ballots and vote on this? 
 Response 2: Oh, that must have been my mistake. I thought it was in the back room, but I lost my mind.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mr. Ghost, is this a show or are you telling us a story about a show? 
 Response 1: Yeah, that's true. I guess post 9-11, I just do what I'm told. 
 Response 2: My show is about a character that I play telling the story of a show he saw.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't know why I didn't notice this about you before, Kyle. 
 Response 1: I do love bikes, but it's not all I love. I've always just dreamed of running away to a diamond mind and just figuring it out there. 
 Response 2: I'm pretty good at hiding it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm 35 years old and took mushrooms recently. The trees told me that I should make a bold choice. I'm thinking I'd like to do a mohawk. 
 Response 1: Are you sure you want to do that? That's pretty extreme. 
 Response 2: Yes. And then I started doing this thing. Honestly, now that we're putting all the cards on the table, when you do fall asleep I carry each of you individually back upstairs. Because ultimately I feel bad that I did what I did.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: For an immortal oracle, that guy's got cut legs. 
 Response 1: He really does. I heard he used to ride a bicycle nude. 
 Response 2: It was a Sunday show and then it was delayed until Friday night.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't have anywhere to show my wares yet. The wait list is so long to get a table. 
 Response 1: I can always make a little bit of room at my bowl table. 
 Response 2: Well, you know. Her soul's been around for awhile. She can say whatever she wants.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: And remember, always bury an extra key. In aisle four. 
 Response 1: Under the pantyhose. 
 Response 2: Well, he was so angry and full of rage.  The only way I know in my village to deal with someone like this is to treat them like a stray dog who has never known compassion, and then you smother them with love until they have no choice but to submit.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's really sad that you forgot your daughter's name. 
 Response 1: I have a secret to remembering people's names. Shorten it or just call them sweetie. 
 Response 2: Yeah, that's how you do it, Brad.  That's how you do a weigh-in.  You come in, you're ready to drop the towel, get that weigh-in, and go on your merry way.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I borrowed those bullets. I didn't steal them from you. 
 Response 1: Look how he's fixing it. He knows what kind of wood it is. 
 Response 2: Expect this grudge to be held for 25 years.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Whoa! Look at Rookie's boner. 
 Response 1: That was favorite Disney film growing up. 
 Response 2: And I'm an excellent harp player.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: But do you have to keep the garbage in your car? Is that part of the podcast? 
 Response 1: You know, I guess not. Now that you presented it that way. But I always felt, why throw it away? You know, those are memories. 
 Response 2: We should. The killer is right behind you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I showed up, like, 45 years ago to get this job done and we've been haggling for years. 
 Response 1: How did you end up in this painting? 
 Response 2: Oh, come on. People like it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Okay, I got four hours to Cordelia's violin recital, so let's start moving some boxes. 
 Response 1: And I'm supposed to have that cancer surgery. 
 Response 2: OK. It's traditional showbiz ware. It's a striped blazer and bow tie, straw boater and a cane. I'm not sure why that makes me an asshole.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've been made fun of before. It's not nice. 
 Response 1: To attend her funeral? I have a feeling that, yes. She would like that. 
 Response 2: No, me too. We've got so much in common.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Attention casino guests, we are still trying to find the gosh darn ticket that's inside the fortune cookie. 
 Response 1: I'm so mad at you. You've distracted me from that ticket for months now. 
 Response 2: That's typical of Brad.  He's too afraid to eat chocolate, much less watch ultimate fighting.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I just want to get into the theater to see Hamilton, the beloved musical. 
 Response 1: We came all this way from England. 
 Response 2: You can see my T-shirt, I guess. It's the Marley Gibbs Fan Club Official President.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I have fallen in love with you. I wish you not to leave. 
 Response 1: But I'm 15 and you're 40 billion years old. 
 Response 2: Yes, smoking in church.  That's my next stop after being a pregnant teen.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: They can't see what happens here. All the mail comes alive! 
 Response 1: You were able to look at that? I would have ran. 
 Response 2: Oh no, it's already happening!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I feel like there is something happening just like this in another parking garage at the exact same time. 
 Response 1: They said it's cancelled; I don't know why I'm still here. 
 Response 2: Yeah, it feels like a temporal disturbance.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Darling, don't you see that I'm afraid of you dying from a cholesterol attack. 
 Response 1: Well, I could get hit by a bus walking down the street. 
 Response 2: Oh my gosh, I'll take it. This life is so boring anyway.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Eleanor. Time for your first day of middle school. 
 Response 1: Well, I've got my books all tied up in my book strap. 
 Response 2: Maybe so, but he was also having an affair. Okay, I said it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: All of the LaCroixs have a birthmark right at the back of their tongue. 
 Response 1: Wow! They're identical cousins. 
 Response 2: Oh, yeah. Ever since I was a kid, my parents would physically tell me to face a corner every time something risque was happening.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm just going to put the whole cookie in my mouth at once. 
 Response 1: OK. I'll be right here. I don't want to talk and I don't want to get in your way. I just want to hang out quietly. 
 Response 2: Yeah, Toilet Island was the last real show. There are really toilets and there are really islands.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, I'll admit that making love is trouble, but we somehow did it twice. 
 Response 1: It is a risk every time. It's one worth taking. 
 Response 2: OK, but it looks so tasty. Can't I just chew on it a few minutes?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm pretty sure I've been by here before. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I think I might be lost. I mean, I've been here for three years. 
 Response 2: You know, Walt. I was thinking the same thing. Maybe it's what we want and not what they want.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: People gossip, written down and sent to each other. Which is a terrible idea. 
 Response 1: At the beach? Is he working really hard at the beach? 
 Response 2: It's actually a great system unless the mailman starts opening up the letters and reading them.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, I didn't know if it was a shotgun marriage that someone forced them into, like an arranged type of thing. 
 Response 1: Have you ever thought or considered that maybe you'er asking to have water thrown in your face? 
 Response 2: Ketchups don't marry each other at all. Marry ketchups means mixing them together. Look what I'm doing here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: If we move back to Base One we'll be laughed at by the Base Ones and the base ones. 
 Response 1: Maybe initially, but maybe if more people like you live the way that they feel is natural to them - stood up for themselves - exited the storage pod, if you will, maybe people like me wouldn't feel so isolated and so alone. 
 Response 2: Thank you Claude.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It seemed like she wanted me to have her jacket. 
 Response 1: Right. If you have a nice jacket, you're basically advertising that it's a great jacket and you probably want it. 
 Response 2: I collect leaves. I've been to nature trails before. I've made leaf collages. I think we've made a love connection here at the Denny's.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Like the famous series of books that I've been reading since childhood?? 
 Response 1: We did some research on the caesar salad and it is too expensive to make. 
 Response 2: We call 'em biographies.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Bruce, you don't seem the appropriate person to talk to about this, but I am so in love with Blythe Danner, I know not what to do. 
 Response 1: Ugh. You can take her. I don't need her anymore. 
 Response 2: I just like guessing who is a virgin and who isn't.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sorry I'm late, everybody. 
 Response 1: I am too. Look at them floating all around. 
 Response 2: No one was expecting you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We heard that this hill has been condemned. 
 Response 1: You invented mechanical pants? I'm a huge fan of electronic clothing. 
 Response 2: Yeah, it's not zoned for multi-level structures.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, do you see that airplane? 
 Response 1: That's the airplane that is coming to save us from the other hill people. 
 Response 2: Thank you for addressing me by my name, by the way. I was named after the film Charlie Wilson's War.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm getting exhausted. Playing 20 or 30 characters by myself is a lot. 
 Response 1: Well, it might help if you didn't smoke while you were performing. 
 Response 2: Yeah. I named myself first, then raised myself. I didn't know what names were because I was in the woods by myself. But I liked the sound of a clap.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey, uh, anytime you want to start moving here. 
 Response 1: American Football. I call it by its proper name. 
 Response 2: Alright, let me just turn this on and get rolling, I guess. Just shout if you see your car and I guess I'll stop.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mr. Havingtrack, is this true? You're on a billboard? 
 Response 1: I'm afraid so, Mr. Dubinshield. I did used to have a career before I was in mega development. 
 Response 2: Alright, we'll do that. She leads everything.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Listen, Miles, I know you're conjuring otherworldly spirits, and I know you've got some kind of diabolical plan.  I don't think it's just a figment of my imagination.  I think it's a figment of your imagination, and I have to do something about it, even if it means taking an axe and fighting the temptation to live up to my father's reputation. 
 Response 1: Quadge, if you want to go to war, than I'm ready to go to war with you and you are not going to like the outcome because I will like the outcome because the outcome will be in my favor and not yours.  Do you follow me? 
 Response 2: But it did not talk. It just said s'es.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That's a - do you see what I see?? 
 Response 1: Welcome nice and proper from you. I'd like to buy a bike or two. 
 Response 2: That's a chicken right there. That's a talking chicken. That's supposed to be dead 'cause it's in cold storage.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mom, you're so beautiful, but not in a weird way. Did you get younger? Geez, I was so busy at the bank, I didn't think to see how you were doing. 
 Response 1: That's my Ira. Ira, if I could give you breast milk right now, I would. I just love this child. 
 Response 2: I'd love to ask them some questions.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: And, since we might be smoking you to death right now, is there anything you'd like us to tell the world about you. Or your siblings? 
 Response 1: OK, well listen. I got a guitar, I gotta a can-do attitude, and I'm real small. Any suggestions? 
 Response 2: I guess tell my siblings I know I was the problem, and now that I'm gone we can finally be a family. Minus me of course.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Listen, I know there's been a lot of carnage today in your gym. A lot of people died today, but it's just so America can be fit again. 
 Response 1: You can't go past this point without a membership. We can give you a guest membership for you to have a day pass. 
 Response 2: Well, I'm an American citizen and a taxpayer. My taxes pay his salary.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So, you're going to pull from your life. I want to know what's happening. What do you think? 
 Response 1: I was mad because I wanted Captain Crunch and mom said it's bad for you. 
 Response 2: Teeth, I clean.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Bernadette and I wanted to spank the shit out of each other. 
 Response 1: Hey, you want some eggs or something? Pretty good right? That's the voice I would do if I were a cook. 
 Response 2: It's a real challenge to spank someone with an oven mitt, I'll tell you that much.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Michael and Michelle, you're the last things that came out of me and I love you for that. 
 Response 1: Fellas, I was torn. I didn't have a better idea. I said let's do a sexy car wash. Then Jones came up with this idea of having a couple of astronauts die on the moon. You gotta admit, it'll get a lot of attention. 
 Response 2: That's great. I feel like this highway is a dangerous place to be having this conversation though.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: But it's the best place for my skill set.   
 Response 1: Slopping together meats and cheeses? Get out of the house. I'm disowning you. 
 Response 2: Can you turn us back before this monologue?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Rhonda, may I speak to you for a moment? Rhonda, do you love Jebodiah? 
 Response 1: Well, here it goes. Sayonara! 
 Response 2: You know me, I fall in love so quickly.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm just going to head to the bathroom. I'm not shitting. I'm just going over the the bathroom for 15 to 20 minutes. 
 Response 1: It's one of those PC LensCrafters. We don't give things that make shooters better at seeing. 
 Response 2: Did you know his biggest fear is being discovered in the bathroom?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Honestly, you gotta get a lock for your journal. 
 Response 1: Of course I do, Mr President. 
 Response 2: I know, I know. But then, what if I lose the key - know what I mean?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Would you like to join my post apocolyptic game of cribbage? I'd like to recruit you. You seem like you have nimble fingers. 
 Response 1: Yes, you have. That is an understatement. 
 Response 2: Well, I am a chef. I have to be fast so I don't cut my fingers off.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Excuse me. My dish has ketchup on it and I didn't put ketchup on any of my food. Who is cleaning these dishes? 
 Response 1: Pardon me, ma'am. That's my fault. Let me take care of that for you. 
 Response 2: I learned it from you, Mick.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What is your most popular ice cream flavor? 
 Response 1: Vanilla butter is a favorite. We take vanilla and butter and just mix them together. 
 Response 2: Well, the boiler is working. So, I have my end covered.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Roll down your window, sir. 
 Response 1: It tells other males in the kitchen to get out of my way. 
 Response 2: I'm a woman.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What percentage is that, honey? Daddy taught you math. 
 Response 1: That's right. I tell the assistant living facility that I have plans and they know I'm gone for the day. I mean, things have been arranged. 
 Response 2: It's 33.3%. You thought I wasn't going to know that, didn't you?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We do farm medicine. 
 Response 1: Oh, my god. Your father gave you this ring and it fits me perfectly. 
 Response 2: Yes, we're very concerned with cows at the moment.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Wait a second, you're that Doris? You're the stadium organist? 
 Response 1: It's only going to be make it worse.  We should talk about something positive, like how much money we will make today. 
 Response 2: I had a poster of you on my wall. My mom's still got it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Let's see, I have a coupon in here somewhere. 
 Response 1: If you'll just allow us, we were both on our speech and debate teams in high school and we're very adept at making arguments. 
 Response 2: You really have to hurry up, ma'am. The line is long.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Doris, do you want to go show me more terrible things you've made? 
 Response 1: Look, I was trying to go incognito, which is why I put on these fake ears. 
 Response 2: Yes, I do. I took a can of soup and I tried to turn it into a swimming pool for dogs.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Would you like to see the Disney vault? 
 Response 1: Yes, it's like Christmas! 
 Response 2: Yeah, I was a child performer. That's what I was getting at.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hello, love, checking in? 
 Response 1: Yeah, is this the Classic London Hotel? 
 Response 2: Why wouldn't you tell us, we're the last three people alive, we think.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, I have no authority over you.? 
 Response 1: Thanks. I thought I wanted this, but it's a lot more responsibility then I feel like I can handle. 
 Response 2: Nobody ever does, mom.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We have many lotions in our house, don't we Dad? 
 Response 1: It happens all the time. Once you get in this purse, you're often forgotten about. 
 Response 2: Yes, we are royalty. We have the finest of lotions available everywhere.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm trying to talk to my colleague here. We work together on this corner. 
 Response 1: Okay, I always liked fish until they killed my mom. Fish killed my mom. Mama, no, the fish killed you. 
 Response 2: We will get out of your way as soon as we know where we're going.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So I just took a dump. It was full of fish. 
 Response 1: Yes, it this is a ventriloquism museum and therefore it is dolls and we protect them in glass. 
 Response 2: Why would that surprise you? You have been on a fish only diet since you went to Vietnam in the 70's.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I guess I'm going to get my laundry. 
 Response 1: I just don't believe that a black man can hold that kind of position in government. That's all. 
 Response 2: Yeah, why don't you do that? I think I'm going to apply for a new job.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I feel like we have that focus in common. 
 Response 1: I guess we're not so different after all. 
 Response 2: Let's not make this about our decades long, yet ended marriage.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: John, did you remember to ask people if you had teeth? 
 Response 1: We came to this theater to eat exotic foods and, admittedly, large quantities of roast beef.  Roast beef is a staple of our diet. 
 Response 2: Yes, I did. I constantly asked people if I had teeth. But, I couldn't hear their answer because I had shock deafness.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Quadge, if you want to go to war, than I'm ready to go to war with you and you are not going to like the outcome because I will like the outcome because the outcome will be in my favor and not yours.  Do you follow me? 
 Response 1: What's that supposed to be mean?  Is that a dig of some kind? 
 Response 2: I do.  Then, I say we take it to the stage tonight in our opening performance of Hamlet and, in the big sword duel, we'll use axes; poison-tipped axes.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Okay, I think you're definitely insane and I think your dad is, too, but like, this is really interesting out of anything to do right now.  So, like, let's go get Miles. 
 Response 1: Yeah, they haven't been happy for a long time. There's just a lot of misery. 
 Response 2: You mean, like, "get" get him?  Like just meet up with him or get him?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Just bare in mind that 10% of that Captain Crunch will go to your agent. 
 Response 1: They always take a little off the top at Fantastic Sams. 
 Response 2: I find that hard to believe about every movie every made.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You don't understand what's cool and acceptable and what's not. Give me back my lip smacker. 
 Response 1: Oh, you look lovely. The light is glowing on you. 
 Response 2: Yeah, and give me back my eyelashes.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings, but there's a cockroach out there. 
 Response 1: Gary's out there? 
 Response 2: Oh, Mr. Two Horses. Nice to meet you. My name is Chaz. Not short for Charles. Isn't that funny? My dad was Charles and his father was Charleston. So it's getting shorter each time.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What's my eel skin cane's handle made of? Ivory? 
 Response 1: Of course. We ripped it off an elephant this morning. Nothing but the best for CIA operatives. 
 Response 2: Well, I remember half of everybody. Let's put it that way.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So, I think that I shrunk us. 
 Response 1: Yeah, and yet we never really got to how that happened. 
 Response 2: Oh, I got egg on my face 'cause I thought you meant me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yeah, of course you're here for the football game. Yeah, go ahead. I just need your ticket. 
 Response 1: I don't have one. I thought you could just, you know, let me in. 
 Response 2: I'm so glad, baby doll. Please come home. I'm so sorry about everything. I don't want you to start a new life. Please don't leave your old life with your family who loves you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yeah, the wave that pushed us in here took him. He was doomed from that moment on. 
 Response 1: Damn those rogue lake waves. 
 Response 2: That's right. I just gotta piltdown every once in awhile.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: She was the one who set his hair on fire. 
 Response 1: This is what I see in my dreams all the time. It's called babes. 
 Response 2: I did. I set his hair on fire and then I let him walk out of my life. I let him stop, drop, and roll right out the door.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you believe in safety? I don't believe in it. So I'm not going to strap these port-o-potties down. 
 Response 1: Oh, gross, there's puke everywhere now. Even in this corner. 
 Response 2: My dad used to say "we're racing with the bulls" if we don't strap 'em down.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, why don't you make like a tree and leave? 
 Response 1: That was a pretty good one. I guess we still have some things in common, like our sense of humor. 
 Response 2: I tell you what, Anus. I will give you 10% of our earnings in exchange for a savage beating.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: She only brings her business body to work. Her personal body stays at home. 
 Response 1: Mmhm. I gotta separate the two. I got my party haircut. Business in the front, personal in the back. It has a secret message shave into it that only you can read if we're hang out, not on the clock. 
 Response 2: I'm allergic to them! There will be no crocuses on this farm.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: OK, Sherry, you look terrific. 
 Response 1: Here's the contract. We had it drawn up by a paralegal.  
 Response 2: I feel great.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm a robot and I express my love in binary. 
 Response 1: Junebug, be quiet under those stairs. 
 Response 2: The robot is in love the the Queen of Numbers. I like that. It's an added twist.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, how much change is in the cup holder? 
 Response 1: Well, she she got the line dweller right. Maybe she is talking about you. 
 Response 2: I usually keep seventy five cents for emergencies.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This is the hardest part of farm living. 
 Response 1: When someone else walks by that's wearing a costume, ask them what they are cosplaying as. 
 Response 2: We're going to have to call the vet and have them come down and do what a man's got to do when a pig's not feeling well.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This guy really fucked us on the sale now. 
 Response 1: I mean, we should have been warned when it was a Betty Boop check. 
 Response 2: That's right. It's Michael Jackson, the ventriloquist dummy made out of mummies.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Unfortunately, as a representative of Ringling Brothers and Barnum Bailey, I've got to let you go. 
 Response 1: OK, Beth, well, we're doing some honesty here. Give us a little more time. 
 Response 2: I'm going to go to the Circus of Vargas.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you want me to go get you some ice cold ice cream from the Cold Stone Creamery? 
 Response 1: I would love an ice cream. Do you know how long it's been? Hours in fact. 
 Response 2: I'm so sorry. The elevator door keeps closing on my hand.,
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, no. Ya'll made Lisa cry. 
 Response 1: I just want water. I don't like the sparkling. It makes me burp. 
 Response 2: You think people liked me? I guess I just felt like after I was in one movie, The Net, and then never a movie ever again, people didn't like me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'll take care of it with my bionic arm. 
 Response 1: It's moving so fast. You've absorbed all the lemonade and you barely moved. 
 Response 2: Absolutely. Now try to make his mouth move and you speak without moving your lips.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, I mean, my wife overreacts to everything. She's a hysterical woman, as you know. I'm just forgetting things that people normally forget. 
 Response 1: Well, she told me two weeks ago that you were supposed to buy her a blasted dress, and you forgot to buy her the blasted dress. 
 Response 2: Well, it might just work. I was signing very loudly at the opera and I think that's what people objected to. It wasn't very good and it was super loud.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're eating chicharrones? Where'd you get chicharrones?  
 Response 1: Teacher, can we open the window, at least? It's July and it's so hot in here. 
 Response 2: Apartment 11C. It's a new family that moved in there. I think they go to the international market.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh man, once I start eating string cheese, I can stop. 
 Response 1: Todd, good for you dude. That's a very woke thing to admit that this is the first time that you're horny. 
 Response 2: Do you peel it or do you eat it bite by bite?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, Diane. I love the Chicken Festival. I've never heard a cluck I didn't like. 
 Response 1: Oh, of course. You wouldn't want something signed to the wrong name. That would be insane. 
 Response 2: Well, here's this year's contestants. First up, Mrs. Feathers. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Thank you for the money. I'm going to buy a house with it. 
 Response 1: Forest Whitaker makes me cry. His eye is always tearing. 
 Response 2: I'm happy for you. It's a good investment. Be sure to bring us back any change.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Has anyone seen my Apple watch? The one I normally keep in my mouth? 
 Response 1: Well, that's because you're an outsider, Rodney. And everyone will always regard you as such. 
 Response 2: It's in the dishwasher.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, you girls love getting together to play cards. 
 Response 1: Thank you so much, mom. You're radiating. 
 Response 2: Yeah, last week I won a pair of steel toe boots.  I don't know what I'm going to use them for, but I won them.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This is real like for me. Although, I do enjoy Buffy the Vampire Slayer show. They have such snappy dialogue. 
 Response 1: There's so much action too. I love the whole mythology of the whole show. 
 Response 2: I appreciate that. It's refreshing, actually, that someone would make a promise.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I can help you be your best self. I can tell from the fur on your flannel that you live with some furry creatures. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I have four. One of them hides under the bed all the time and I forget that he exists. 
 Response 2: Yes, but walk me through exactly what it is you want me to expose here, alright? I'm really freaked out and I'm not remembering exactly what it is.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, sorry. Let me finish this cheese. 
 Response 1: Were you? We already have enough bulge checkers, I don't know who told you that. 
 Response 2: Oh, please, no. I'm sorry to interrupt you on your lunch break.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I want to be crushed by a big person because that's what I deserve. 
 Response 1: No, honestly, I can't. As much as I try - you can't. You can't even prove he really wanted to. 
 Response 2: OK. Make me big. I'll crush you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Ruth, I wish that I could home school you rather than send you to that sinful place. But, I like to watch my stories. So, I can't take time out to be teaching arithmetic and how the world is 100 years old. 
 Response 1: Weird, he's wearing those Dr. Scholls inserts on the outside of his shoes. 
 Response 2: Yes, those stories and your love of them has pretty much saved my sanity.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh okay, I don't know the words though. 
 Response 1: Napkins.  We started to charge because everybody wants to take them. 
 Response 2: There's not that many. Here's the thing, man. It just turns into a sea of noisy love. You know what I mean?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Okay, first of all, you're human.  Second of all, you want to add a waddle. 
 Response 1: I want to be an amateur plumber. I want to be really good at it, but just do it for the love. 
 Response 2: I'd love to have a gobbler.  Competitive large.  Competitive.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Eat the circus peanuts. You know you want to. 
 Response 1: OK, I'll start with just one. 
 Response 2: Oh honey, get the camera!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Who smokes anymore? 
 Response 1: A Dirt God's kid, I'll tell you that. 
 Response 2: Your real eyes or your ghost eyes? Because they're still on me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mr. Patterson, do you write mystery books or action books? Because I like mystery books that actually are action books. 
 Response 1: Yes, smoking in church.  That's my next stop after being a pregnant teen. 
 Response 2: Well then you're in for a treat. I write mystery books that are secretly action books.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mrs. Bender, I want to apologize to you and the twins. I should probably put on a shirt, don't you think? 
 Response 1: I think he's up to the task. I mean, he doesn't have limbs. He is a worm. But I think he can juggle. He says he can. 
 Response 2: I didn't want to say anything, but if you absolutely feel you have to put on a shirt, then go ahead.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You seem to be exerting yourself quite a bit with the rubber mallet. 
 Response 1: I guess I just really focused on the "this is a stickup" statement. 
 Response 2: I'm smashing your knee right now and there's no response.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What is this strange liquid coming out from my beeps and boops? 
 Response 1: I think she's peeing. 
 Response 2: There were a lot of rumors going around, but I actually am fine. I did suffer a coyote attack, but I'm fine. I was actually taking some insane fitness courses and I was able to fight them off. Actually, in the middle of fighting them off, I became a little bit of friends with them.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I thought people in Florida always just acted like it wasn't happening. 
 Response 1: That's for outsiders, dear. 
 Response 2: Yeah! Go get em Michelle. Go get em car!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You didn't have to tell us that he died. You could have just taken over for him or sent someone else. 
 Response 1: Oh, that's a lizard, you're thinking of or a fish. 
 Response 2: Well, here at Houston's, we're family.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, you're welcome to walk away,  but let's see how far you get without that. 
 Response 1: If ever I'm wounded, I'm sure Terry will fix me. 
 Response 2: How dare you! I'll never find a shoe that sumptuous or supple again! Please go find it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Here's your slop you piece of crap? What are you laughing about you shit show? 
 Response 1: You might. I never thought I'd become a father, not with this voice. 
 Response 2: They say it's your birthday, but I ain't singing shit.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We don't have that movie anymore. Someone did not bring it back. 
 Response 1: Cops, they never believe us, how many times have we called the cops to come down to the sizzler, they just laugh at us. 
 Response 2: Do you have any other movies similar in tone? Just like two guys carrying another guy who is not alive. Do you have any movies like that?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Your boner is tap dancing across the breakfast table. 
 Response 1: You hardly ever hear people talk about mid term memory. There's short term, long term and then mid term, where you're just remembering stuff from a couple months ago. 
 Response 2: It's a powdered fish monster.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I would love to give my opinion on what you should buy. Have you heard of the troll bead? 
 Response 1: Yes, that's what it stands for. Luckily, Lands End will monogram up to seven letters. 
 Response 2: I saw the ad about troll beads. They seem magically to me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Let's give him another 15 minutes. I believe in Todd. 
 Response 1: Yeah, Steve Rogers. We have so much in common. 
 Response 2: Well, we only booked the hall for two hours, so 15 minutes is about all we have left before they give us the boot.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The school is cutting back, just pop your retainer out and we'll get you out of PE. 
 Response 1: I guess. What's the first order of business? 
 Response 2: Thank you, a lot of people say I'm handsome-ish.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Monday I'm going to have a room of my own. With a broom and a chair. 
 Response 1: You know, normally, customers don't ask me that question. 
 Response 2: Junebug, be quiet under those stairs.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I am having a strange, tickling, electrical impulse sort of feeling in my chest-ular area. In fact, don't hug me right now, you might get hurt by it. It almost feels like human anger. 
 Response 1: Join me in the kitchen and we shall engage the fight protocol. 
 Response 2: That's a good idea. Because he says the same things that other people say.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is there anyone else here that could help me get change? 
 Response 1: I don't think so. We made a resolution that we were always going to have somebody here to be available to help the customers, but we haven't followed through. 
 Response 2: Except when it concerns your lawn.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Timothy, will you mop all this up for me? 
 Response 1: Yes, Mr. Timmons. Whatever you say. 
 Response 2: Wait a minute, I just remembered I work at a Dennys, too.  That's a double burn.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well then who's ordering the new thimbles? 
 Response 1: I think that's why we're limited in our growth. You need to see this vision of putting two businesses together. 
 Response 2: Jeez, I could order some more thimbles for you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I see that you are friends with an insect or something. 
 Response 1: Yes, my name is Mr. Sims. And this is my good friend, Gary the Cockroach. 
 Response 2: Now, about the cooking. That seems to be the thing you're having the most trouble with.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is Snaton. He's part snake, part devil. Not to be confused with Satan. There's be a whole thing about that. But Snaton, he came first. 
 Response 1: He's pointing to a picture of chicken cor don bleau. We're not gonna make you chicken cor don bleau. You're a damn dog. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I think I was sort of a first draft.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you feel that being small is the only thing that's allowing you to stay a nurse? 
 Response 1: Yeah, if I'm big again, nobody wants me as a nurse. 
 Response 2: We're all rats, so we're all black.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Somebody said y'all needed a speech for y'all's graduation. 
 Response 1: Oh, I thought you were going to say "Hide-y ho." 
 Response 2: Gosh, it's Jack Thunderstorm from WPIG.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: All right guys, let's go out there and give 'em a show. 
 Response 1: You're fucking right, Mamma. It just had to be said. These people are out of control. 
 Response 2: Guys. Let's learn from our mistakes last time. Everyone has their magnetic shoes on? And no one brought a bomb, right?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Let me help you with your bags. 
 Response 1: Honey, why don't you go with Jermaine and take the bags up? I have a question to ask Shanice.  
 Response 2: We're all rats, so we're all black.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The long con is finally paying off. 
 Response 1: You know what I think it is? I think people confuse you with Fisher Stevens. 
 Response 2: I cannot wait to stop acting.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What's wrong with this thing? This radio, I just bought this thing. What's wrong? 
 Response 1: I can see it. It's glowing like the north star. 
 Response 2: These things take so many batteries.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Where were the toilets? I have a big blockage. 
 Response 1: Getty Lee! We're Rush. We're a Canadian supergoup. We gotta go out there. 
 Response 2: OK. Well, I'm here to help.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You know, there's only so many house of night. 
 Response 1: Yeah, you're telling me.  I'm trying to sleep! 
 Response 2: Bottomless jail mimosas! I'm sure it's gonna work. What could possible go wrong?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's so hot.  Why are we talking about this disgusting popcorn we sell? 
 Response 1: Just like on that Twilight Zone episode. That was one of my favorite episodes. I'll never forget the ending. 
 Response 2: It's only going to be make it worse.  We should talk about something positive, like how much money we will make today.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, can the other eight of us weigh in at any time or are the four of you just going to dominate this conversation? 
 Response 1: Well, a man slipped on that, and it caved in his arm. 
 Response 2: Yes, I have certain things I'd like to say about this very complicated case.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: To attend her funeral? I have a feeling that, yes. She would like that. 
 Response 1: If we can get on the first taping of The Price is Right - they're doing nine tapings today - we can make that funeral and hardly miss anything. 
 Response 2: Alright, you have to mark them out before you put them in the bin.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Delores, she put a lot of work into that volcano. It's an exact representation of the Monaloha. 
 Response 1: Monaloha, like the nuts. Like I must be to have married into this family. 
 Response 2: Oh, no worries.  I've got gloves.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Have you tried telling Linda that you love her? 
 Response 1: When Scott Adams dies, you're never going to see me again. I'm going to start a new life somewhere. 
 Response 2: I tried. But, I was too shy. I could never get it out.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Cookie, I've never been down in this part of the ship. 
 Response 1: Little Twitters, of course you haven't been. This is for authorized personnel only. It's not for little Twitters. 
 Response 2: Well, otherwise I just look like a sad woman alone eating.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I love you, darling. You look so beautiful today. 
 Response 1: Now I'm a drunk for life, too. Just like you. 
 Response 2: Thank you so much, mom. You're radiating.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Using cameras with film is part of the contest. It has to be photos that have to be developed. 
 Response 1: Yeah, it's because they haven't seen our flyers or had our dogs yet. 
 Response 2: I would never say anything. In college, they used to call me "little secret lady".
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Daddy-master, I'm having doubts about your teachings. I feel as if I belong with Maybelline and Danielle. Deidre, will you come with us? 
 Response 1: You're a bad man on ice. 
 Response 2: I appreciate it, but I can't go because I'm your mom.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You have to have some green chilies before you leave Santa Fe. 
 Response 1: So what, you're going to put the lids back on the tubs? 
 Response 2: Those sound spicy. Are they spicy? I have a sensitive stomach.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: They had to write in that line about how the song was coming to an end because it didn't rhyme and people were confused. 
 Response 1: I've been such a fan of country music for such a long time. It's such an honor to sing here right in front of this bathroom. 
 Response 2: Yes, it's one of them classic ones. You can tell because we've got wallpaper in the foyer. And you can get a classic English breakfast.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: As the weigh-in coordinator, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry because I feel like I let your daughter into the fighting ring with a man who was twice her size and known murderer. 
 Response 1: Yeah, and his name had the word "monster" in it, too. 
 Response 2: The little tapeworm is working so hard. He hasn't been inside a human in a while to get nutrients.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Talking to your Memaw is not a job. 
 Response 1: It sounded like you just took notes. 
 Response 2: I know. I was scared to come to Las Villas because it's not gentrified yet.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, what? 
 Response 1: Well, okay lets do it, we're going to kill them and we're going ot live in the sizzler just like our parents taught us. 
 Response 2: You're getting in the way of my religious freedom by letting these non-believers go in front of me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What's this paper? Change of address? 
 Response 1: Daddy-master, please don't be too harsh are Maybelline. 
 Response 2: To be frank, sir, even the poor people have better houses than I do.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm so used to drinking lemonade. 
 Response 1: Oh, but this is fresh squeezed. 
 Response 2: Well, doubt is a good thing sometimes. It pushes you to be stronger.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: She's the girl that's always kind of quiet and weird in the back of the room. 
 Response 1: I try to keep to myself and I try to learn and I try not to get in anybody's way because what I see my mom doing is getting in everybody's life, trying to make changes. I'd rather be invisible. 
 Response 2: My goodness. You've been here since the beginning. Do you not remember?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is the ghost of an 80's radio. 
 Response 1: Oh, it's a terrible story when that 80's radio got murdered here at the bell house. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I don't know what he's doing in the poor bathroom. He's sitting with the rich people.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Did you also check out and not return Clue? 
 Response 1: You seem important, unlike other ladies I've met here in Rome. 
 Response 2: Oh no. It's in my elaborate robes.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, thank you for the thorough explanation about how you lost your handicap placard. You did all the character voices very well. 
 Response 1: I would love to help. I love to perform. 
 Response 2: That was, like, that was a half hour explanation. It was really good.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Monique has beautiful hair, doesn't she? 
 Response 1: Yes, it's like Bo Derrick. 
 Response 2: Okay, great. Perfect. It was dirty. Yeah. You know what they say? Most people say you can't put electronics in the dishwasher, but that is wrong.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I heard the diamond turns green when it senses it's going to be stolen. 
 Response 1: That's why we picked a day when it's going to look more hazel, so that people pay less attention to it. Hopefully that won't happen, hopefully it's just an urban myth about the green thing. 
 Response 2: I doubt it. He wasn't around then, right?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Jasper. What are you doing out here? You're in front of the covered wagon. 
 Response 1: You know what? We'll wrap you in these towels and you'll look like a burrito, sir. 
 Response 2: I just heard you guys talking and I got worried. You said if I ever got scared to come to the front.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, I made you something. It was just pocket lint. I had to work quickly while you was looking through the record albums. 
 Response 1: It looks like a rabbit. 
 Response 2: It's ACAL. Approach, confront, ask, and leave.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My name is Charlie. Dr. Charter and I are here to tell you about a  disease. 
 Response 1: Yeah, should we confront them and see if we can get the truth? 
 Response 2: That's right, Charles. You're a brave kid. It's a disease that strikes very few people. But, when it does, oh boy, does it really hit hard, right in the balls.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, I'm having some people over and I need a Santa. 
 Response 1: Give me a room to change into me Santa costume. I'm in! 
 Response 2: No, I suppose not.  I freely admit that in past times I have fibbed here or there, but it was always in service of our organization.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm sorry, you're right. I'll be cool. 
 Response 1: OK. Just lay down. We will fill a tub with ice, leave you in it. Leave a message on the mirror - which will now be redundant. 
 Response 2: What happened when you were big that no one wanted you to be a nurse?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Miguel, whatever you want to do, I just want you to feel free in November to do what you want in our magazine Hair, Hair. You know, really up that column for us. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I'm getting rid of the ones from Tuesday on Wednesday. 
 Response 2: Right. I'm thinking of full color photos of multiple heads of hair.
Output: Response 2