niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: Listen, I'm glad I could join you here. It's me, Sandra from New York City.? 
 Response 1: Sandra, are you in fact from New York City in addition to being a talking chicken? 
 Response 2: We know. We didn't bring the dog with us.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Holy shit. Did you see that? It looks like a mist. 
 Response 1: That is true. We might have already crossed over to the dark side and didn't even know it. 
 Response 2: It's a novelization of Exile on Main Street. With the song like this is his favorite ? . The musical parts are typed out.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm new here. Everybody is, it's opening weekend. 
 Response 1: Oh yes. Well, we are so excited. Our whole family's here and my daughter's gonna buy a boy today. It's just a big day for our family. 
 Response 2: Yes, well, I prefer to drive around in my native type of vehicle and I have ten members in my family. And I think I see at least ten Volvos.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I wanted to add one last touch to that Poseidon's Delight. 
 Response 1: Wow, the perfect garnish. Parsley. 
 Response 2: Let me give you a piece advice. Just do what the regular cast does every night and wing it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I told you to wear a mask when you're painting. 
 Response 1: It's very impressive, I know, but I just thought, like, as birth being sort of a natural process, that once my wife gave birth, the machines we just kind of helping, not really doing all the work.  So, it wouldn't be quite as expensive as it is. 
 Response 2: The road from Lima is a bumpy one. Sometimes, the mask gets in the way of my driving skills.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: OK. Let's see. This is an under wood regulator. 
 Response 1: See, he's regulating the wood. 
 Response 2: Well that makes, it makes more sense than paying a dollar to buy the lemonade.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: He doesn't look dangerous yet. Let's talk to him a little more. 
 Response 1: Maybe he could help us. He looks very strong. Maybe he could help us break one of these windows. 
 Response 2: Yeah, the more the merrier. Look, there's one praying in the corner.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Why do you have the clicks on your iPad? 
 Response 1: Oh, sorry, that's actually my ringtone. 
 Response 2: Well, listen. She's my least favorite child. You've got to meet Ira and meet Lance.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's alright that we don't agree all the time, Larry. I think that's a part of relationships. I can feel free and you can feel caged. 
 Response 1: Yes, I loved my husband Frank. He was an ex-marine. 
 Response 2: Just like in our vows. Now, let's take a run at that mountain.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Buy a t-shirt from a mustachio gentleman. It says "Lauren Hill, worth the wait". 
 Response 1: So what's a couple minutes, you know? Some people spend their whole lives and they don't do a thing. We can spend the rest of our lives, a minute or whatever it may be, living to our full potential. 
 Response 2: We have some time to go t-shirt shopping.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You know, but if we drive too fast, you might not see you car. 
 Response 1: No, honestly, I can't. As much as I try - you can't. You can't even prove he really wanted to. 
 Response 2: We are crawling though and this is a big parking lot.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm the older sister, but in many ways I am like your younger sister. 
 Response 1: OK. Should I go out there and admit that I brought him back here or should I play dumb? 
 Response 2: Yes, but that's just what you tell people when you go to college parties so that you can make out with the cute young guys.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Are those guys asking the babies questions, do they work in Limbo or are they other babies stuck in Limbo? 
 Response 1: Oh, that's new. Those are like, just Christmas lights. 
 Response 2: They're unbaptized older kids who also live in Limbo.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Just to get this straight, we're offering you a $200,000 raise with a really lucrative stock option package and 23% of any of the business you bring in. That would bring your annual compensation to somewhere in the $1.2 Million range. 
 Response 1: That's certainly a generous offer. One word I didn't hear in there was comedy though. I respectfully decline the offer. 
 Response 2: Oh, Midge, I have a feeling you're going to get to go in the ocean for a very long time. You'll like it so much, you won't want to leave.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mr. Chanderseon, I think I've spotted the water thief. I'm going to approach him, confront him, ask him to return the water, and leave the park. 
 Response 1: I don't mean to jump into your phone call, but he also needs to get my dog out of the dog that ate my dog. Can you get him to do that? He won't do nothing I ask. 
 Response 2: They gave us Ikea gift cards and said "go nuts."
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Do you think I could find people uglier than me here? 
 Response 1: I can see him up there in his little window. 
 Response 2: Sure, for example, Matt gets all his clothes from behind a Popeye's chicken.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mary's on the mend now. 
 Response 1: That's good to hear. So, she's at St. Olaf's Hospital? 
 Response 2: I know. Hey listen, Jonathan, I want to say I appreciate you calling me whenever your wife goes to work so we can have this place all to ourselves. The acoustics in your house are fantastic.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Patrons will sit in a barber's chair to eat. 
 Response 1: It sounds like it's absolutely your fault. You're their crack rock. 
 Response 2: So, you're going to have four barbershop chairs sitting around a table.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Fred makes me feel dumb. 
 Response 1: Yeah, and pessimistic. Maybe I want to feel bad. Let me feel what I feel. 
 Response 2: I understand. Are you looking for a filter, as well?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You don't get this at all, preacher. We're bad people. 
 Response 1: I see that you're doing it and I wish that you wouldn't do it because it's not good to do. You're doing it right in front of me. 
 Response 2: Well, in the eyes of the Lord, no one is a bad person.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Tell us what you want ghost. Tell us your desires. 
 Response 1: Secrets, secrets must be kept. Secrets, secrets, I'm gonna murder you. 
 Response 2: I walked through life and died with unfinished business.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Don't tell me you rounded all those kids up and put them in the same place, where they're just wandering around, missing their animals together? 
 Response 1: I was just there to get rufied by Bill. 
 Response 2: That actually seems kind of humane. If they were sad without their animals, at least they can commiserate.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Father, I will go on stage under one condition. I'd like Larissa to be at my side. 
 Response 1: I am honored. I would love to be on TV in my baggy outfit. 
 Response 2: Yeah, that was like super scary and extremely sad. He killed a little girl.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're a legend. You're the youngest person ever.? 
 Response 1: I came right out of my mama and I got right on that floor and I started. 
 Response 2: I'm the Hulk, yeah that's right.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm just going to go home and fix things, I guess. 
 Response 1: Oh, is a lot of stuff broken at your house? 
 Response 2: I know how to tie many.  I was once locked in a bathroom with nothing but a boy scout manual.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Joseph, did you hear Dana and Jody? 
 Response 1: Well, it was, Clark. I think everyone else here understood that. Everyone else put their best foot forward. 
 Response 2: I can't believe that Jody ate a whole roll of quarters. Do you think she ate it like a stick of butter, where she just bit into it and swallowed or do you think she at the quarters one at a time?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I just feel a little jealous. I didn't know about this part of your life, having friends. 
 Response 1: Hey, that's OK. Don't worry, baby. I don't have any friends no more. It's just you and me. 
 Response 2: I bet you're sued for being confident and sexy as an older man.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey mom, want to play catch right by the side of the road? 
 Response 1: Even though it's not my fault, I feel like I should apologize because I feel like everything is my fault, including war. 
 Response 2: Sure, darling. If that's what you want to do. I want you to be happy.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mr. Sims, you understand that for the average customer, if they see a cockroach, it's gonna freak them out because they think the place is unsanitary. 
 Response 1: Miles, it's just that dealing with themes of going mad in a play like Hamlet and losing my father to insanity and murder; I just wish you'd tread lightly around me.  Both of you.  I'm liable to carry some of it in my genes. 
 Response 2: Listen, what's my philosophy, right? You want to eat? You want to get nourished in the place where life thrives. So any and all kinds of wildlife are welcome in my Quiznos.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Why, you're blushing and sweating a lot. 
 Response 1: Well, I just. You're a woman and I'm not used to that. It's just me and my dad. 
 Response 2: Talking about dancing, this week's action is brought to you by Dancing With the Stars, Sundays on ABS.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: If god wanted us to be in cars he'd a put wheels on us. 
 Response 1: He had an unexpected peanut allergy. 
 Response 2: And kept them filled up with gas so your mama didn't have to push you up a little hill.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's my twin brother Amos. 
 Response 1: I don't know if you have twins where you're from, but we share DNA. 
 Response 2: Well, I have to get to my husband's show. You're going to have to let me back into the before-life.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I feel alive for the very first time. 
 Response 1: Just throw it up on my back! 
 Response 2: I am too. I've always just looked like a corpse until right now.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He didn't care about that rectangle garden. That's why I switched to here. 
 Response 1: That's OK. There was underlying tension with Abba. This works. 
 Response 2: Well, the square garden is really where it's at. You know, it has been scientifically proven that every good garden is a square.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We're flying up to the sky, to the halls of where my ancestors look down upon us with judgement. 
 Response 1: Like old, empty inhalers? 
 Response 2: Excuse me, I went to school for six months for this, OK? It cost me $30,000. I had to take out a loan. I sold my eggs four times.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey, it's Greg's turn to put a ball into Sebastian's mouth. Are you gonna do it, Greg? 
 Response 1: I'm gonna do it. Kids, I want you all to hold that putter. We all put our hands on top of each other's hands. We're going to have to remove his teeth first, or else the ball's never going to go in there. 
 Response 2: Our story is set in 20th century Rome. Visitors from another planet have come to meet Julius Caesar, not realizing they have made a terrible miscalculation in time.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'll never forget the moment that ended up in the movie trailer when Sandra Bullock says "It happened to me. It  could happen to anyone." Probably my most enduring memory of The Net, the movie I was in. 
 Response 1: My biggest memory is when she orders pizza, man, and she uses the internet and it looks really good. 
 Response 2: Dr. Gillalilly is right. We have to find that dog. That shouldn't be too hard.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We were passing time until they opened the door, by playing beer patty cake. 
 Response 1: I like playing patty cake, myself. 
 Response 2: I'm Dorothy, I don't care.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, we're not floating above planet Earth at all. I don't even recognize that planet. 
 Response 1: It's barely a sphere. 
 Response 2: It's our duty as officers to save the public from people passing around funny money.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Were they not good? I was entertained all day. I thought it was a fun thing to bring to work. 
 Response 1: But they did stand in front of the water fountain for an entire business day, saying they thought the water fountain was going to turn into a spider monkey. 
 Response 2: That's what I did. I actually ended up buying three shirts.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My god, I'm remembering sad things that happened before I was born. 
 Response 1: I should have told you that this yo-yo has powers. 
 Response 2: She has $10 Million. Don't let her write us out.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: If there's no suspect, what are we voting on? 
 Response 1: Whether or not this case is guilty or innocent. 
 Response 2: That's certainly a generous offer. One word I didn't hear in there was comedy though. I respectfully decline the offer.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Jimmy, are you calling yourself Dillon on the phone again? 
 Response 1: Dillon's my cool name. Dillon Tristan. 
 Response 2: I rolled all the songs featuring the word tomorrow into one song.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mr. President, my friend it outside somewhere. You probably just missed her because she's very short and hunched. 
 Response 1: Oh, she's hunched? She's carrying a lot of stuff? 
 Response 2: Well, you can get your things together like I told you. We needed to leave the house at 5:22PM.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Roger, what do you mean, it's rough in there? 
 Response 1: I know, I'm a real live-and-let-live kinda guy. I figured I'd just let you live your life and climb trees, take inter-tubes to school. 
 Response 2: I left some emotions in there and you're not gonna want to  be a part of it. I didn't poop or anything, if y'all need to go poop that's fine.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Reverend, God above wants you to make love. 
 Response 1: I will only do this on one condition. We gotta move the show to Ghanna. 
 Response 2: And I feel it triggering my need to fill it with things from T.J. Maxx.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't know what to say.  I feel like I've broken down so many of your emotional barriers today and, being your mechanic and all, I haven't even begun to touch your car.  This is momentous. 
 Response 1: Good, good. I'd like to sell it. 
 Response 2: You've made me realize that my whole life has been nothing but a lie!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Kurt, do you want a dog? Maybe when the switch happens, I could be your dog. 
 Response 1: I'd like that. I could use a friend. 
 Response 2: Thank you.  I guess you stumbled into the right profession.  Look at all of those mechanic awards in that trophy case.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Maybe we could take these calcified fry droppings and use them as some kind of tablet. 
 Response 1: That's a good use for fry droppings.  
 Response 2: So, wait. You have the ability to inhabit a tree or inhabit a person, but you had to take a bus here?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Get a room, you two. I'm just saying. 
 Response 1: You keep bringing it up so much, I'm wondering if you're the one who wants to get a room. 
 Response 2: Anything you want except getting by without reading. You really gotta learn how to read.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's so hot I'm losing my mind. 
 Response 1: It is so hot here in Savannah, Georgia. 
 Response 2: That's true. I don't know why everyone just accepts it, it's really weird, but it makes our job easier.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is that a first edition belt? 
 Response 1: Who summons me from the great beyond? Oh look, there's another ghost. 
 Response 2: It is, look, it say's so right here on the back in letters made with the blood of an albino squirrel.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, doubt is a good thing sometimes. It pushes you to be stronger. 
 Response 1: When my daddy doesn't believe me, it cuts up my soul, but then a scar forms and makes it stronger. 
 Response 2: It's, of course, Aquarium Guest 1.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That tapeworm was so brave, trying to save our family. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I think that's true. I mean, we are in Burma. 
 Response 2: I wish a spider was here to write in web "some tapeworm." That's my wish, anyway.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Guys, quick question. Are we doing different accents now in the gang? 
 Response 1: I sound like this because I just had a lemonade. We're all sugared up and our vocal cords got effected. 
 Response 2: What a philosophical little child.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm sorry, Mr. Gumbers, I've had some problems at home. 
 Response 1: Don't give me those crocodile tears. Did your mom die a third time? 
 Response 2: It's like the future becomes the past, but the past was the future.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Here's some stuff that we have. This is, we have some overhangs which would really get in your way, especially if you'e wearing a large spacesuit. I mean, it reduces visibility like nobody's business. 
 Response 1: That's what we're going for. Great. 
 Response 2: It's a simple scheme. The insurance just costs more. 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Look, they're walking away. He's actually putting the flask down. Who does that? What a weirdo. Skip, go spike the flask. 
 Response 1: Oh, I had a sip of this stuff and it's no good, Skip. My liver hurts already. 
 Response 2: Yeah, it's like, there's so many narcissists in there. I hated it after a while.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We can't meet them on their level. We have to drag them onto ours. 
 Response 1: Yeah, the more the merrier. Look, there's one praying in the corner. 
 Response 2: We gotta drag them way down, claw at them from the hole we dwell in and bring them down to our level. I couldn't agree more.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Listen, you're two yokels that like in a ramshackle house in the middle of fucking West Virginia. Can you help me, please? 
 Response 1: So you must know all about the '80's cocaine thing that you're trying to get going again? 'Cause Weyland Mutani is largely a cocaine distributor. 
 Response 2: That's right. We sold our palace for these Teslas.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Does anyone have a problem with flashing lights? At one point during the maze, there is a fucking ton of flashing lights. 
 Response 1: I do have severe epilepsy. Will that be a problem? 
 Response 2: Your real eyes or your ghost eyes? Because they're still on me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What is she doing in there, she's been in there forever. 
 Response 1: I think she is in there talking on the phone. 
 Response 2: I see them. Six, seven, eight. There's nine in all.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Alright, kids, since the game is over, you have to go back into the cage. 
 Response 1: He's the guy who does everything wrong and then blames it on me. 
 Response 2: Unfortunately, that's true. We have to lock you up.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, Madeline, I didn't recognize you in your boutique school outfit. 
 Response 1: I dressed like my favorite head mistress as a girl. 
 Response 2: Oh, it'll suck up all the juices and be delicious at the end of the meal. They'll be so exciting.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm happy to show you what's behind the curtain. As you can see, it's just not nuts back here. It's all matter of things. 
 Response 1: Oh my gosh, it's like being in a playhouse of depravity. It's not for the faint heart. 
 Response 2: I don't know why. I'm a useless human being.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I can hear the pre noise of the hills before the hills start to rumble. 
 Response 1: Because it's not about an orca! 
 Response 2: Oh, yeah. All the birds and the leprechauns go silent.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I guess there's a tiny possibility that we could get the hatch open. We get it open just enough to cause absolute disaster. 
 Response 1: That guy is probably going to fix it up later. 
 Response 2: Well, I'm thinking that the probability that that might happen is probably the same amount as the probability that got us stranded under here anyway. So let's do it, huh?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Listen, I'm not going to lie to you. It's not a full house out there, guys. It's a pretty light crowd. 
 Response 1: Oh my god, Ralph's been transformed into a cat. 
 Response 2: Well, I know I can still count on my wife to be out there.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Here's my Venmo credit card that I just ordered. 
 Response 1: Okay, well, I'm going to go charge this and then I'm gonna come back and cut you up and eat you. 
 Response 2: OK. I like that. I just said don't fall asleep. If we're already asleep when we're out there, that works.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I liked it better when we just knocked a hoop down the middle of main street with a stick. 
 Response 1: We used to have it, but I kicked them all out. The music and the dancing and all the people, they were coming to the nightclub, they were getting all positive. It was really the wrong vibe that this nightclub is supposed to instill in people. It's supposed to give them a sense of foreboding about the future. They were leaving too happy. Also, I can't afford to play the band or the dancers. 
 Response 2: Aw, fiddlesticks. Everybody knows that hoop rolling is over and robbing is in.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You can help me by directing me toward a blender. I'm looking or a new blender with several blades in there and several speeds. 
 Response 1: Yeah you're right. Would you have to look this hard for a hard working child in a functioning society? 
 Response 2: Uh-huh, well I'll tell you what, ma'am. We have the Cuisinart. Here's something you're going to find special about that. It's actually the word cuisine and art side by side.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Can I get the first bus to the border? 
 Response 1: But you can tell who's who because they're missing the opposite arm. So you gotta just know that, each one missing the opposite arm. 
 Response 2: Well, let me just click in to the system here. Does it matter what border?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Felix is the only father that works at our company.  What a coincidence that all of our other male employees are completely impotent. 
 Response 1: It was your idea to have us come here too, you fucking tree. 
 Response 2: Sterile.  Yeah.  Yep, I thought it was a requirement you had.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Your ring tone is somebody whispering "you're going to die?" Can you turn that on vibrate? 
 Response 1: Sorry about that. My husband likes little pranks like that. 
 Response 2: Time is not even real. It's a flat circle or whatever.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Alright, Arlene, you're not going to bring that coyote in here, you hear me? Or else, there will be heck to pay. 
 Response 1: Earl, you've never spoken to me like that. 
 Response 2: He's pacing a lot, he's not making eye contact, he's not threatening. I get it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You thing this is some kind of fucking train station, where people can wander in? 
 Response 1: OK. It is a train station. Don't turn them away. 
 Response 2: I can't argue with that. She's known for her tipping all around the world.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I have an idea. Your boss is so mysterious. Let's go see him, a la Wizard of Oz. We'll pick our characters and go see him. 
 Response 1: I'm Dorothy, I don't care. 
 Response 2: I can't even tell anymore. I've lost so much sensitivity in just my general skin. Thank you, Ruth.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So, did people get to tell the spirit of the coach they hated him at his funeral? 
 Response 1: I was thrown by the makeup covering his scar. 
 Response 2: Oh yeah, it was cathartic. It was a three day event.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey Rush, just two and a half hours until showtime. 
 Response 1: Great, we've got time to practice just one song. 
 Response 2: But I mean, if I make a move and she's cool with it, you're cool with it - right? Let's just see how it plays, go with it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, you can see the guy in the airplane bathroom? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I got x-ray vision from all the moonshine I've been drinking. 
 Response 2: If I may, I'd like to suggest Forest Whitaker. He's fat and he's trustworthy.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Help yourselves to all the deli meat. What are you going to do with this anyway? 
 Response 1: He's been bit by the spirit. 
 Response 2: We're going to make a big, thick suit.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's the true spirit of Aid Man, the fat super hero, who wants to help. 
 Response 1: You know, I'd like to think that there's a little Aid Man in all of us. 
 Response 2: I did hear my dad say one time to watch the weird old hoof on your hand because when you become a man, so it will become magic. Today, I became a man.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You really did it, man. We didn't even think you were going to be able to make this. 
 Response 1: Thanks, Pete. I'm appreciative to be here on this planet one more day. 
 Response 2: Yeah, we're just the only ones talking to you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Are you sure you want to challenge everyone to wrestle? Because everyone here is at least a head taller than you. 
 Response 1: I'm a spitfire. I don't give up. 
 Response 2: Hi, guys.  It's me.  Larry.  You all know my talent.  I'm going to dance like nobody's watching.  Everyone just shut your eyes, and here I go.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've been in 13 bands, so it wasn't confusing to me. They were all before I met you. 
 Response 1: Oh, I had no idea about these other bands. It sounds like everyone else knew though. 
 Response 2: It's OK, I'm not mad.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Gosh, it's Jack Thunderstorm from WPIG. 
 Response 1: Can we boil them down and turn them into syrup? 
 Response 2: WPIG, your number one source for weather, in the afternoons, evenings, and mornings.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Got another one of those beers? I love a beer first thing after a five year sleep. 
 Response 1: These writers, they're in love with their own words. 
 Response 2: It's a powdery beer, too.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well I just can't wait to get us some popcorn and RC Cola. 
 Response 1: Oh, I hope it has all the bubbles that I require to enjoy a cola. 
 Response 2: Okay. My name is Jonathan and I'm here for the R-star repair segment.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've tried so hard to hide it. That's why I go in the blinds section and sit there behind all the well produced blinds. It keeps the light out and the pain and the secrets in. 
 Response 1: Alright, well, this is heaven but - let's go where you want to go. Sure. 
 Response 2: It's good for hiding a limp. It's like shopping at Von's all your life only to discover it was a John's all your life.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Doctor, it seems like everyone's having a breakthrough. How about you? 
 Response 1: Do you think there's a gang of kids with bones running around? 
 Response 2: Well, I guess knowing that you guys are together, I feel like I can retire from my practice now.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I tried to do that thing one time, where we cut up the pizza and we rearranged the slices to make it look like there was more pizza. But, in the end, we both knew it was the same amount of pizza. 
 Response 1: Yeah, you could fool someone else. But you can't fool yourselves. 
 Response 2: I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Do you think there will still be an opener, since Lauren was so late. 
 Response 1: Yeah, but they are pretty nice. I mean, they gave me this horse, he brought me this bucket. 
 Response 2: That would be super rude, right?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Ma'am, can we help you? 
 Response 1: Why didn't you tell us that before we got so shit faced drunk? 
 Response 2: I'm just taking a nap, just taking a nap.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I went to Build-a-Bear and you weren't there. They said that you muttered to yourself and walked out in this direction. I followed you. 
 Response 1: I am a long time nurse. Just because we've never worked together doesn't mean I don't know what I'm doing. 
 Response 2: Don't you understand? They were asking me to put hearts inside bears rather than bears around hearts.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Why do we do this? Why are we working in a piano store? 
 Response 1: Baby, you're so brave. I'm going to miss you. 
 Response 2: You know, my father once told me something. Son, he said, lots of things are made to be ticked, but nothing's made to be tickled like ivories.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I heard about this farm kid, he has a big load of cocaine and maybe some maple syrup. We can get some more of this stuff. 
 Response 1: I think I'm up for that once I'm well. But I just had a heart attack. 
 Response 2: You read that. In semibiotics and also medicine.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I want to start a new life here in Akron. I want to start over and start fresh. 
 Response 1: Oh, yeah, this was earlier today. It was ripped straight from the headlines. 
 Response 2: Absolutely, this is the most refreshing city in the world.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Honey, are you going to drink this or would you like it, sir? You're eyeing it like it's a Christmas stocking full of treats. 
 Response 1: This is Clinton. We just met. He's going to sit in the middle seat. 
 Response 2: These are people that gamble and fish? What kinds of things are we talking about?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Tim, what is going on with you? 
 Response 1: I think we should, I mean, we've got blood diamonds. I think we should get something even worse than a blood diamond. Takes some kid's soul and put it in a diamond, maybe. 
 Response 2: I told you I'm mentally sick. I have been for awhile now.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, you never got to be on the college improv team. 
 Response 1: I know they're in Alaska, I just don't know which fishing village in Alaska. 
 Response 2: Well, I would have, but I got called into hell all of a sudden.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What's your name, old timer? 
 Response 1: Hey, we all go through hard times, don't we?  Tragedy knows no age. 
 Response 2: Sassafras. Sassafras Lampshade. I'm part of a Lampshade Dynasty, but I left it to go on the road.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I have two jobs, so I actually only have about 5 minutes to spend here. 
 Response 1: I always know you're talking to me 'cause it's aimed in my general direction and your breath hits my face. 
 Response 2: At risk of being too forward, you smell like oregano.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're talking to Bulene, and I'm saying it was an accident.  She wrapped her hands around her throat and she went to town. 
 Response 1: I'll think about it. I'll definitely think about it. You have 24 hours. 
 Response 2: All right then.  I'm inclined to trust you girls.  Now, get back on the top bunk, both of you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mom, mom? Why shouldn't I wipe my shoes off? 
 Response 1: Oh, I'm open to anything darling. 
 Response 2: Because everyone should love you for who you are. You shouldn't have to change.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, Patch is the one that sounds like a woman with a sore throat. 
 Response 1: We should tell them that we did de-ice the plane and then as soon they sit down, tell them that we have to de-ice it again. 
 Response 2: Yea, he's easily the best character on Days of Our Lives.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We have a returning guest with us. I'd like to say he's one of our biggest success stories. I counted seven butt holes on him. How many do you have now, Tim? 
 Response 1: Alright, honey. Let's make your dream come true, I guess. I'll go where you go. 
 Response 2: I have 12. Wait, is the key to a success story getting the number to go down?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hello Kay, I am a magical fairy. I have the power of giving you any dream you want. The catch is, no one can know that you attained that dream. 
 Response 1: I collect leaves. I've been to nature trails before. I've made leaf collages. I think we've made a love connection here at the Denny's. 
 Response 2: And I can't chose reading, right? That's one of those wish laws?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I feel like nothing can go wrong. You keep singing and drinking and dancing, don't worry about your diabetes. You keep doing what you're doing, too. 
 Response 1: Yeah, running a failing newspaper. I'm cool with it. 
 Response 2: I feel like you're fighting treating yourself and that worries me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Wait a minute, this used to be a library. 
 Response 1: Curtis, I know it's a sin and it's a scandal, but I would like to file for divorce. Maybe we should go to Reno. 
 Response 2: It did. It used to be a library, but no more. It was my favorite place to be in this town.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I thought you were a mathematical genius, but you appear to not be able to count to seven. 
 Response 1: Like a cheese grater that's got cheese baked into it and you haven't scrubbed it in awhile so those holes are dang filled with some sort of cheese - maybe your Swiss or your Jarlsberg or whatever you want. I'm not gonna... 
 Response 2: Maybe not when it comes to love and counting human bodies, but when it comes to squares, I am.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You hit that D hard on the cod. I sense some acting training. 
 Response 1: I used to act. Now I'm just a waitress. 
 Response 2: Larry, you're right. Oh god, here I go.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've been in here quite some time and when I first got here, I was crisp. I'm not a raggedy tissue by choice. 
 Response 1: Right. It's just by circumstance of being in this purse for awhile. 
 Response 2: I grow weary of being the God over so many systems of life.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Ca-ching. He's gotta be rich. 
 Response 1: So it's like a Swiss cheese that ain't got no holes in it? It's just cheese. 
 Response 2: I'm fucking rolling in it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The more tits, the merrier. Look, there's one praying in the corner. 
 Response 1: The more, the merrier. Like, if we saw a lady come in here with four tits, I'd be like "They're on the show." 
 Response 2: We could lock these children in them and call them the Birds of Akron.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You can't do anything about them smoking and drinking on the field, though, Skip. 
 Response 1: Oh no, please keep your beak away from me, you monster. 
 Response 2: That's right, Art. I can't do anything about it unless I become the commissioner of baseball. And then I can run guys like this out of the league altogether.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Your name is Sam Geramano? 
 Response 1: Yes, it was misspelled on my birth certificate. The nurse was drunk. 
 Response 2: Craig, why would he curse all of us though? That seems unfair.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Jared and Joseph, you don't need to pick up those quarters that Dana vomited. 
 Response 1: It's free money! We need quarters for laundry! 
 Response 2: The other camp is evil and must be destroyed.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I am filled with sugar and mist and everything pissed and I won't listen to a word you say.. 
 Response 1: I am in charge, I am a babysitter, you do as I say or else you are in trouble. 
 Response 2: Only thing in that cave is an old diamond map.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Melissa was wronged. She was stoned by the children. 
 Response 1: Right, and she left you. To go to heaven. 
 Response 2: Why would you wear a striped, tie-dye shirt? Especially on TV?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That's a chicken right there. That's a talking chicken. That's supposed to be dead 'cause it's in cold storage.? 
 Response 1: I never had a quinceañera before. I was too poor to age. 
 Response 2: We're not keeping the place very cold, though.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Malmsteen's most famous hit is probably "Humans Tremble for God has Come to Judge". 
 Response 1: Jasper go get your Grandfather a cold wash cloth He's hot up there. 
 Response 2: I know that one. I love it. I never knew that was Yngwie. I used to sing it back at my bible store.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mindy, that was a pitch perfect rendition of that song. 
 Response 1: Yes, that was beautiful. It was so heartfelt. 
 Response 2: Oh, Mr. Bobbles. Please, here's an envelope with the money. We're in the middle of something. Can't you see this young man is on his knee?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We thought you guys were so cool, and then you just ran away once we told you. 
 Response 1: I've grown real attached to a lot of the stuff I had down there. Like a bean bag. I have a chicken down there. It's really small, you're not going to notice. It fits right in my pocket. 
 Response 2: We were so scared when you said we were cool, we thought "hold on a second."
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You have a good time hanging out with the girls this weekend, hon. 
 Response 1: Thanks, baby.  I'll try to come up with a lot of great anecdotes for you when you get back. 
 Response 2: It was a bundle. It was a bundle of 6 bananas. He had 7, but he took one off because it was brown.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hi, Angie.  I see you still got the same ridiculous hairdo. 
 Response 1: Oh, has there been a change in the dictionary?  Does ridiculous mean beautiful now? 
 Response 2: I'm Evelyn Orzaball and I've always wanted to be a member of the board. I dream about the life changing decisions this board makes.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mr. Determen just chastised my dead father. 
 Response 1: Yeah, it's an Ellen Paige type. 
 Response 2: Well, he's bleeding all over the carpet.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, you know what's a distraction?  Elizabeth's webbed chin! 
 Response 1: Cynthia, that's not nice.  Now, Elizabeth's been through a lot.  She spent all her money flying to Paris to be your understudy. 
 Response 2: Did you do all those dumb rituals, like, she became chief because she passed all the trials like she squished the jellyfish, and she touched the geo duck without making it gag?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I want to resist but I can't. Oh my god, it melted on my tongue like a salty snowflake. 
 Response 1: They say each slice of ham is different. 
 Response 2: Me, too. My dad is just awful, it's clear. His only priority is beer.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We will be married forever and it will be great. 
 Response 1: I said I'd like my trunks moved to the other corner of the room. 
 Response 2: You really think you're going to be married forever? I'll give you three months tops!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: When did this happen? 
 Response 1: It was about three hours ago. 
 Response 2: Yes, that's right. A lot of people have fun with that, but they have no idea what they look like unless someone takes a photo.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey, you're covered in eggs. 
 Response 1: Yeah, no kidding. That's obscuring the flapjacks, which is the base of what I'm covered with. 
 Response 2: Yeah, there's a lot of salad on your shirt there, General.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Something seems fishy here. 
 Response 1: That's me. She's my mom and I'm her daughter. 
 Response 2: Yeah, that's the processing of the cocaine. We're using fishing emollients to process the cocaine. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm not a comedian, but I do like to write down funny things on pads. 
 Response 1: That is so cool. That is the coolest thing I've ever heard. 
 Response 2: We keep talking about it but we haven't moved from this spot.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Here's what I say:  may only the guy who didn't get a pointed axe to the skull be still standing!  
 Response 1: May flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!  The readiness is all! 
 Response 2: Well the late fees are already on there, it's just that we need the videos back.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, you had the murder weapon, we didn't have to summon the bailiff for it? 
 Response 1: You asked for it every ten minutes. The guy got tired of going back and forth. 
 Response 2: Mostly sad ones of members of their pods being taken away and made to perform.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't know what it is. There's just something about you that comes off as being an ass hole. I wish you'd get some help. 
 Response 1: Yes, we heard there was a Dracula re up and we said, well, we have to see this for ourselves. 
 Response 2: Babe, you are the love of my life. I care about you. You are the sunshine in my fucking life.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This is a secret project and I'm protecting my voice. I'm not going to sound anything like Stanley Kubrick. 
 Response 1: I carry 20's. I wouldn't write a check for $10.00. 
 Response 2: That's fine, Mr. Kubrick. I know you're a New Yorker, so I believed it right away. But, now the diclaimer is making me question it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Alright, I'll just go ahead and pick the lock and hope that we don't get caught by the police. 
 Response 1: And if the president finds out that we're stealing his documents, we're in serious trouble. 
 Response 2: I've always liked people-justice. Besides, it's almost our lunch.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Suedeface isn't still a baby, is he? 
 Response 1: He's a guy now. He hit it big when he was a baby, but he's maintained. 
 Response 2: Please call me Pinky.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Rudy, you hit .323 in AAA ball, how do you expect that's gonna translate to the bigs? 
 Response 1: I was locked in a cage by Bigfoot. 
 Response 2: Well, I mean, I hope that I'm going to do a good job and just play my heart out, have a good attitude, and then maybe I'll make it to the major leagues.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I gotta level with you. Bob, you're a nice person and I'm a secret shopper. I gotta report you for giving me the free apps. 
 Response 1: Oh no, but I took pity on you because you're so lonely and sad. 
 Response 2: You don't have any secrets with us. We're your parents. You can tell us anything.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mr. Mommy. Oh, that has a nice ring to it. 
 Response 1: I have 12. Wait, is the key to a success story getting the number to go down? 
 Response 2: Please, Mr. Mommy was my father's name.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What do you plan on doing to me, sir? The deal with Wachovia is closed. 
 Response 1: You were correct at the beginning. I don't recognize you. 
 Response 2: That deal is closed. I'm proposing a new deal, where my family merges you to death.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You can't call the police because I've been running my business under the table. 
 Response 1: And, the sirens will wake up my baby. 
 Response 2: Well, it was the first thing that I thought of, and it certainly falls into the category of other.  I don't know.  Geez.  At first, you were speaking my language, Dirk.  Now I want to know what you mean by doing other things.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Wow, you're stronger than I thought! 
 Response 1: Not only do you not pay extra, I'm gonna pay you to take it. I'm not the smartest businessman in the world, but I am the most well dressed. 
 Response 2: Yes, because I am a symbol of love, and love is the greatest strength known to man!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: If anything happens to me, please tell my parents that I love them. 
 Response 1: Yes, I am a richmen friend from your past. 
 Response 2: Don't worry, you'll be able to fly to them yourself with my patented falcon wings.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We're just trying to have a fun drug trip. 
 Response 1: And Sandy, she never comes. Sandra Bullock never comes. 
 Response 2: You're trying to round the edges off on the square.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey Fred, our dad is going to take us on a tour of a factory. We're going to take some time out from playing and go look at how a factory works for awhile.  
 Response 1: Wait a minute, I just remembered I work at a Dennys, too.  That's a double burn. 
 Response 2: How exciting! Yes, let's go! I love exploring new things.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Are all the foods smushed together? I don't like my foods to touch. 
 Response 1: I don't think you can smush a clam. It has a house it lives in that protects it. And the boiled potato is not boiled to the point of mashing. 
 Response 2: All right guys, on the count of three.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is your daughter ready to go to the dance or not? 
 Response 1: He's pointing to a picture of chicken cor don bleau. We're not gonna make you chicken cor don bleau. You're a damn dog. 
 Response 2: She's powdering her nose. She's shitting.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I've been telling you about this perp. She comes to all the concerts and claims theirs been a delay. Then she distracts you with all kinds of animal products and animals and then cuts in front of you in the line. 
 Response 1: She's been doing this for years. 
 Response 2: OK. Please explain shock deafness to the court.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Let's see, you're a fawn, right? 
 Response 1: I'm a fawn, and I'm feeling great! 
 Response 2: In some worlds, I'm the manager. The owner and I have a complicated relationship. Sometimes I'm the manager and sometimes I'm not.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You want your body implanted into the ground so flat that a call can roll over it and into your mouth. 
 Response 1: Only the King can do something like that. 
 Response 2: Yes, and I'd like you, Greg, to putt preferably an orange ball into my mouth.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We're from War Road, Minnesota. It's way up in the Iron Range. 
 Response 1: That's right. I'm real good at guessing people's heights as long as they're standing in front of a numbered background. 
 Response 2: Oh, my. It sounds like a Cormack McCarthy novel, War Road. I'm very learned.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah, we've been getting a lot of bad feedback on Carl.  Other than him, I assume everything else here at Friendly House was good. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I loved the food, the atmosphere, and the camaraderie.  I felt understood and part of a community. 
 Response 2: I better practice my instrument.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Maybe the Lord could have stopped him. 
 Response 1: Belinda. That's a beautiful name for a beautiful woman. 
 Response 2: Well, maybe the Lord could have stopped him. That's right. Look, you know what, you guys can keep being mean and offending me based on my Christianity. It's fine.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Wait a minute, are you ElderSpanx69 on ebay? We've bought so many things from you. 
 Response 1: That's right. I believe in corporal punishment at every age. 
 Response 2: OK. What are some of the immortal things we know about?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, I miss Greg's. You know, I'm supposed to be at Greg's right now. 
 Response 1: I wish you guys would stop talking about Greg's. I bet it's horrible over there. 
 Response 2: This is a chance for us to start over, I think. But, maybe we should be in two different stories.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: How much can I get for this ink? It's really high quality. 
 Response 1: Thanks for checking to see if I was OK. 
 Response 2: I'm going to be honest. It's not a whole lot. Here's $1.75. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Cynthia is the boss around here. She drinks bone broth all day and runs the Grand Ole Opry like a Swiss Watch. 
 Response 1: Baby, you're so brave. I'm going to miss you. 
 Response 2: That's quite true. Except, I'd never wear Swiss. I'm from England.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I guess you stumbled into the right profession.  Look at all of those mechanic awards in that trophy case. 
 Response 1: Sure. Just a carton? It's going to be a long day at work. 
 Response 2: You've got to love what you do or else why bother going on with life?  You all right, pal?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Aw, shit, another meltdown. 
 Response 1: Again? Damn, it's hot in here. Can you feel that? 
 Response 2: How could they not respect you? You've got the thinnest hair of anybody. 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mindy, put that rotisserie chicken down and just calm yourself. 
 Response 1: Either one. I don't want to be responsible for an epidemic if the kids get sick or if the pediatrician gets sick and passes it onto other kids. 
 Response 2: OK. I'm sorry. See, there I go again. Everything is my fault.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I have come. Who summons me to this mortal plane? 
 Response 1: Hey, Sky God, did you order some fries with a side of punch....in your face? 
 Response 2: You might get a cup of coffee in the bigs, but that's about it. This is A ball right now. Then you gotta go to triple A ball, then you gotta go down to double A ball. Then you gotta go up to the majors. I got a cup of coffee back in the '60s.
Output: Response 1