niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: Are you a hologram? Whose real and what's there? 
 Response 1: That's right, I've been tracking the Lunds, I've been tracking them for years now, and my career is taking a nose dive, well I couldn't handle it, I needed the money for my condo, so I've been following you and i followed you here. 
 Response 2: Yeah.  Yeah, it's going to be amazing.  So, people love sushi, and they love just hanging out chatting with friends.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: His mystery books are like "what genre is it?" You don't know until you read it. 
 Response 1: That's right, and I have a grand plan, much like Sue Grafton and her alphabet series. I'm going to write one million books. I'm going to write it with the former president, Bill Clinton. It's called One is for Murder. 
 Response 2: And I never had nothing but compassion for Blackwater.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Claptrap, did you notice there are no zombies around? It seems like the whole town is quiet. 
 Response 1: That's Maloney's signature catchphrase. He's been coming to concerts for years. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I did notice that. But I wasn't going to say nothing because I've been criticized for having thoughts in the past.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: OK. What are you doing right now, Monica? 
 Response 1: That's right. They kind of just busk now. 
 Response 2: Well, right now, I'm here with y'all.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, Tracy, how long have you and Tony been going out? 
 Response 1: Tracy and Tony, we like to refer to us in third person. Tracy and Tony been together for so long, on again and off again in addition to being off and a lot of on sometimes. 
 Response 2: I'd love it. Your name is Gaston, but I want to call you Happy.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've been thinking. I know it's dark in here, I'm announcing who I am so when people hear me speak they know who it is.? 
 Response 1: You're so gross, Tracy. 
 Response 2: I always know you're talking to me 'cause it's aimed in my general direction and your breath hits my face.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Listen, Cal? Can I tell you something? 
 Response 1: Sure, Rudy. I've heard all of your stories so many times before. You tell me the same stories. 
 Response 2: This goes absolutely in the face of everything. You have a contract with us.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Not to rain on the parade, but with the Madison Sphere Garden, lots of people died. 
 Response 1: The book says that it's customary for a child to eat up to three olives in the presence of adults. 
 Response 2: I think it was ambitious to begin with the motorcycle show.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Look Tammy, I have lived in the midwest all my life. Traffic is traffic. There's nothing you could do about it. 
 Response 1: That  sounds good. Are you calling a band meeting? 
 Response 2: Well, you can get your things together like I told you. We needed to leave the house at 5:22PM.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Remember that we're adults and we can physically overpower these kids and probably just knock this fence down. 
 Response 1: I've always wanted to fight kids. What are we waiting for? 
 Response 2: There's just something about this place. No one seems to be able to get out.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'll take his heart if he don't want it. Complementary, of course, because obviously he don't want his heart. 
 Response 1: I'm trying to wrap my brain around this. That would make one Build-a-Bear with no hearts, and your bear would have two hearts. 
 Response 2: In Primus? It's every clown's dream to join Primus.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Are you lost too? 
 Response 1: Wow, a fan. You have TV in this tree house? 
 Response 2: I guess I am, yeah. I was kind of hoping that I wasn't, but I'm pretty sure I've been by here before.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I didn't realize those boxes would be so heavy. I didn't know what was inside the boxes. 
 Response 1: We don't either. All we know is they're heavy boxes and they gotta be moved from here to over there. 
 Response 2: Put on a happy smile and try your darndest.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: In truth, it has been scientifically proven that Jesus exists in every dimension. 
 Response 1: Did he have to get killed in every dimension? 
 Response 2: I know, but we gotta see the ups and the downs.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I never get to sing on stage because of my horrendous voice. 
 Response 1: Well, if you're gonna sing, get on with it. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I am like that. I'm like, that kind of girl, with feelings and thoughts and vulnerabilities. And, OK, I walk so slow. I walk like a cool, smooth horse.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey, don't call me Junior. My name's Junebug. 
 Response 1: If I were you I'd prefer Junior. Just saying. 
 Response 2: This is a little unconventional.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's my birthday today, Tyler. I bet you like birthdays. 
 Response 1: Good morning Meredith. How are you today? 
 Response 2: I love birthdays. I have one at least once a year.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That's right!  There's a hotel inside of the hospital inside of the convention center!  It's a business inside a business inside a business! 
 Response 1: Well cancer's going to get all of us at some point. 
 Response 2: It's only three rooms, but they still need a detective.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That's Ari, he's very confused. 
 Response 1: I've seen him walking around ever since like ten years ago. 
 Response 2: Yes, we do have ten. We can get more if you need them.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Are you done? I was in this line ten minutes ago and you're still in here singing your dumbass love song to this guy. 
 Response 1: This was a good plan, and I'm sorry that my dare to go to the pet store and not buy anything didn't pan out. 
 Response 2: Please do not talk to me like this. I am wounded in my heart.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Papa, aren't we living a double life? 
 Response 1: Hey, I haven't seen you here in awhile. Thought you were a goner. 
 Response 2: We are living the life that we have been granted by God.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Could you guys keep it down? I'm trying to watch Yngwie Malmsteen. 
 Response 1: That's an inside baseball term for ya. Pass through the cloud means he stopped being a ghost and he was just nothing. 
 Response 2: Sorry, we thought we moved to the part of the seating, where we didn't have to worry about being loud.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We're in a whale's belly, how much worse can it get? 
 Response 1: There's one thing that's better about this one than other ones, well, you weren't working at the other ones. 
 Response 2: That's positive thinking, Craig. Things can only get better from here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Excuse me, Emily?  Are you one of the contenders for the UFC Championship? 
 Response 1: It wasn't because you didn't know the word Heimlich and that man died? 
 Response 2: I'm the number one contender.  They call me Cincinnati Emily, The Ohio Crusher, and I can make a grown man weep with fear. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This is going to be the greatest play of all time. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I was a child performer. That's what I was getting at. 
 Response 2: You're saying like we're going to get play ratings through the roof.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Y'all are only 48? Hard living, I guess. The logging life. 
 Response 1: Some of them are usable, I guess. 
 Response 2: We've been working since we was 14. Out there in the trees.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mr. Farmer, you're kind of a legend around here. 
 Response 1: It sounds like it's absolutely your fault. You're their crack rock. 
 Response 2: We saw that painting of you in town. It was beautiful.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: My name is Alexandra McCormick and I open my home to have Ted Talks for people. 
 Response 1: I don't respect you and I can very confidently say I never will. 
 Response 2: OK. Thank you. I would love to wear those canvas shoes.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Jim, you look like the saddest reindeer in the barn. What do you really want for Christmas this year? 
 Response 1: Well, Dr. Santa. I wish that this could be another place that's not Freeport, Illinois. 
 Response 2: I got my own ticket, babe. I thought you had one.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The reason I can't go out in the rain is because of this hair style. I'm a hair model. 
 Response 1: You are? Oh my god. You really have a good reason for not go wanting to get wet. I just have that disease that if you get water on your skin, it burns. 
 Response 2: Wow, when did this hatred of Peter Pan happen with you, Ray?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You didn't notice that we are flying children? 
 Response 1: I noticed it but thought what was really distinctive about these kids is their enthusiasm. 
 Response 2: I'll tell you why you can't be a member of the board. It's because everyone in my family is on the board. It's a family own sport club and you're not part of the family, Evelyn.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sir, you don't look wealthy. 
 Response 1: Yes, the hospital break room right behind this screen. 
 Response 2: Don't I? Well, I'm wearing a top hat and a monocle and holding a bag with a dollar sign on it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I am a maker of mischief, but I only do things that the boys want to do. 
 Response 1: Yeah, because we know exactly who you are. 
 Response 2: So the boys are sort of complicit. I retract my apology.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Why mama? What good will reading ever do me? 
 Response 1: But some are cuter than others. You're a very cute baby. You have good hair for a baby. 
 Response 2: Well, one day - hopefully - you'll be a proper man. You'll be in charge of people, maybe run a large chain of jewelry stores.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Maybe if you went on a double date with us we'd be able to free your souls. 
 Response 1: Well, see, the problem is we can't really go on double dates with living people. But, if you guys killed yourselves. We would be good. 
 Response 2: It's a couple book reports. And you need to make one of those things in a shoe box with people. And it's gotta explain atoms.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Maybe coming to Bubba Gump Shrimp was what we wanted and not what the girls wanted. 
 Response 1: I completely forgot that Barbara was allergic to coconut and we ordered all that coconut shrimp. 
 Response 2: If I may, I'd like to suggest Forest Whitaker. He's fat and he's trustworthy.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Herman, your son is the worst. He's a terrible spy. 
 Response 1: OK, I guess. Let me just move this pelt. 
 Response 2: I know. Frankly, he lost me when he started singing Outkast.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Did you say you have $10 Million? 
 Response 1: Yeah, we're at the same gate. So, I kind of figured. 
 Response 2: Oh, did I say that out loud? It's just something I can't stop thinking about.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You look pale as a ghost, Brandon. 
 Response 1: Oh, Mr. Two Horses. Nice to meet you. My name is Chaz. Not short for Charles. Isn't that funny? My dad was Charles and his father was Charleston. So it's getting shorter each time. 
 Response 2: Yeah, everything's great though. So, don't even worry. I got that two topper right there and I gotta take care of them.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah, guys, what are you standing around for? We need you to make those jerseys. 
 Response 1: Sure thing, Skip. 
 Response 2: Folding towels is all you do, woman. All you do is fold towels and make dinner. Take care of me, pay the bills, wash my car. Sometimes I want a woman to be lazy.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I suggest a new jewelry line with filigree, perhaps. Everyone likes filigree. 
 Response 1: Dad it is my time on the TV you said even if you are trying to sleep that I could watch it! 
 Response 2: What about colored stones? People enjoy that. Like ruby or sapphire.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You look to be a girl of about 15 year old. 
 Response 1: Me, too. My dad is just awful, it's clear. His only priority is beer. 
 Response 2: I'm 16. I got married when I was 6, and that's fine in Miami.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We'll have a bus go to DC, pick a bunch of assholes up, bring them here and then you'll kill each and every one of them. 
 Response 1: Are you ready to do it, there's going to be some splatter. 
 Response 2: I've got no problem with that plan. It will be my pleasure.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I could buy some more condoms with my money. Unused ones this time. 
 Response 1: Guess what? If this works out, I'll buy you the condoms. 
 Response 2: Anything you want except getting by without reading. You really gotta learn how to read.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We do our trapeze act on stilts. 
 Response 1: That's sort of the problem, nobody likes it. 
 Response 2: Oh, yeah. I'm a big fan. I like the song, where she's getting educated. I believe education is very important.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Honey, this whole bar is going to miss you.  Danny, Pete, TJ, and Fudge Man. 
We're all going to miss you. 
 Response 1: He's all scaring us, Beatrix.  We're terrified of him.  He's changed. 
 Response 2: Yeah, Fudge Man.  We had such a contentious relationship, but in the end, I truly feel that we have such a mutual respect for each other.  
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't really remember the part where we really agreed not to kill people. 
 Response 1: Can't I talk with someone in private for one second? 
 Response 2: No, you know what. I think I got distracted by the feather conversation and we never settled it for sure. We probably should have.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Who's this? Someone new? Are you new? 
 Response 1: Oh, geez! You almost sliced my face with that knife. 
 Response 2: Yes. I'm Jazz Cangetatan. My skin can totally get a tan.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't give a fuck if they're talking to the bouncer.. I just want my fucking cod and my fucking 10 beers. 
 Response 1: OK, damn Tony, I see you don't care about my honor no more and my feelings. 
 Response 2: Getty Lee! We're Rush. We're a Canadian supergoup. We gotta go out there.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We couldn't tell if you said Marilyn or Mary Lynn from the TV show 24. 
 Response 1: Whichever keeps me alive. That's how you can call me. 
 Response 2: Yep, you can eat all you want at the buffet in the hospital inside a convention center in Scottsdale, Arizona on the hottest day of the year and you can still sleep with anybody you want to.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You can trust me. I'm a pretty good guy. I used to own my own line of dumpsters. Now I live in one, isn't that funny? 
 Response 1: You sound so resourceful. I feel good about giving you my credit card. 
 Response 2: You've come to the right place, kid. I can help you find your quest.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Giovanni, your hands are waving all over the place. 
 Response 1: Yeah, you can always find him. Just follow the cloud of smoke. He's like a carcinogenic Pigpen. 
 Response 2: They say it's a stereotype, but for me, it's true.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: My name Toaster Strudel. They named the strudels after me. 
 Response 1: This is very exciting, but I do want to make sure I understand correctly about your name. 
 Response 2: Yeah, you can say something like "you may notice I'm not looking you in the eyes. It's because you look horrid".
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What if they take their shoes off? The Japanese and other Asians do that to maintain cleanliness. 
 Response 1: Well, the air is so dry here.  It hurts your throat. 
 Response 2: Ritchie makes a good point. We can just say at the beginning, "Please remove your shoes".
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Pay no attention to my Dr. Scholls feet. 
 Response 1: Weird, he's wearing those Dr. Scholls inserts on the outside of his shoes. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I do. I also like to look in people's disgusting mouths.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Jucinderin, it's Christmas and a lot of us have somewhere to be. Is there anyway you can release this plane and let it fly to Cincinnati? 
 Response 1: Christmas is the one day that everyone puts aside their hatred and learns to love. 
 Response 2: That's sounds really great, Daniel. I'll be happy when this is over.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'll give you a nickname. How about Bristly? 
 Response 1: Your sister's name is Bristly. 
 Response 2: I don't want to hear your whole life story.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're dressed so nicely. It looks like you're about to go host a charity auction. 
 Response 1: Thank you. I hate microphones. So, that's not something I would ever do. 
 Response 2: I don't respect you and I can very confidently say I never will.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We can see the port from here. 
 Response 1: I don't think we'll be able to make it. Real choppy with those whales out of the cages now. 
 Response 2: I'm the most mature here, so you probably want to talk to me a little bit.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm stationed in Big Sir at the Air Force base. 
 Response 1: Would you want to join us in the outside world where Edgar and I come from? It's so much less abstract. 
 Response 2: Oh, you are? That's a beautiful base, by the way.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What exactly does Auntie Cher take pictures of? 
 Response 1: All sorts of stuff. Nothing's off limits. Some of it's, like, erotica. Some of it's just simple, like, logging her food intake. 
 Response 2: That's right, and it's going to get very ugly.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Jerry can i talk to you for a second? You've been spending a really long time with each customer. I mean you really have been asking a lot of questions. We like to sort of make it fast, get their credit card, and keep it moving. Like, you've really been getting a little too personal. There's been a lot of Yelp reviews about how personal you get with the customers. I think people feel like it's somewhat intrusive. 
 Response 1: Oh, yeah. You're good. This is the valley. Anything goes here. 
 Response 2: I'm sorry to hear that, I mean I guess I just have a naturally friendly disposition and I want to get to know people so I can best serve them and find out what kind of shirts they need. Do they need the tan shirt or a cream shirt? Do they need a shirt for a special occasion? Do they need a shirt from 2XL all the way up to 6XL?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Are you homeless, as well? 
 Response 1: It says "breakfast you will never have as long as you do not recall the answer to the song of light and down the tunnel you will fall." 
 Response 2: By choice!  She's supporting me emotionally.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, no, of course I will make the time to be alone with you. You know, it's just that I'm busy with this, that, and t'other. 
 Response 1: Oh, sure. Talking with other people. 
 Response 2: That is a terrific idea. No other network will be able to top this.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: He doesn't even know I'm the doughnut heiress of the entire city. 
 Response 1: The laws I passed? Excuse me, I've got to get to city hall to look at my papers. 
 Response 2: How would he know? Of course, he's just a little child.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Are you quite all right, ma'am? You seem to me stricken by  some unknown malady. You begin a sentence and you get to the end, and then you sort of have a little freak out. I can't explain. 
 Response 1: I'm asking some questions and we'll see what the answers are.  
 Response 2: I think it's just so hot here in Savannah, Georgia, that I don't know myself.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Garold, no one must ever know your secret. 
 Response 1: They do, look, that fat guy is taking everything though. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I'm a sleep fighter. Hey, I could make some money off this.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey look. I'm not an educated guy, but I have just as right to serve on a jury as anybody else here. 
 Response 1: That's right. As citizens and voters, we're equal. 
 Response 2: I'm taking a break from the oxygen. I'm testing out if I really need it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm a police officer. Someone yelled that there was a murder and you are all just standing around. 
 Response 1: Oh, this is a theme restaurant. There wasn't a murder. 
 Response 2: OK. Thank you. I would love to wear those canvas shoes.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Are you comfortable if I set this baton aside. Or does it make you feel safer if I'm holding it in case somebody comes in to scare you? 
 Response 1: It's true. It won't hold up your pants, but it is a button that you can adorn your clothing with. 
 Response 2: Actually, yeah. Maybe if you could hold it like in a defense thing. You kind of look like a Street Fighter character.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're talking about Mr. Et's Theater? Marion Et's Theater? 
 Response 1: Nah. The lines on my face are like a map of my journeys. 
 Response 2: Yeah. My good friend and father Marion.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We gotta stop this cocaine fish. 
 Response 1: That's right. We've never had ten year old children sentenced to community service before. 
 Response 2: He's getting big now and his blood is almost pure cocaine.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: My name is Daryl Stanfield. 
 Response 1: Oh, my what a regal name. You sound very important. 
 Response 2: Never, never in your whole life have you made that mistake.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Thomas, before you go off to Hollywood to be a manager or even a manager's manager, learn to read. 
 Response 1: I'm happy for you. It's a good investment. Be sure to bring us back any change. 
 Response 2: How important is it? What if I learn to read some words?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mike, I think that experience at MTV aged you a lot. There's a streak of white in your hair now. 
 Response 1: It's like JoBeth Williams in Poltergeist. 
 Response 2: Those are the most sincere thank yous I have ever received.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You want them to ride around in a buggy on the moon? 
 Response 1: All I can say is that babies are born naked and I would ask you all to consider that before you ask me to put on clothes. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I'd love it. Can you imagine that. Them sons of bitches cruising around in the dune buggy?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'll have one shot, but I really have to be careful about drinking too much. 
 Response 1: Nah. The lines on my face are like a map of my journeys. 
 Response 2: I'm not going to stop until you're dancing by yourself.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Thank you for helping me wash my hands, ma'am. 
 Response 1: Well, we're doing a special. Aren't we Gerald? 
 Response 2: OK. Thank you for the fifty dollars.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I didn't. I gave up. I didn't. I gave up. I heard Madrid's where you come when you don't know what your thing is anymore.  Yeah, I also just love meat. 
 Response 1: See, like that was triggering for me because I'm really trying not to. So, pardon my abrupt gasp. 
 Response 2: I can see him up there in his little window.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Feliacide sounds like I killed a cat. I did kill a cat once. 
 Response 1: Oh yes. Well, we are so excited. Our whole family's here and my daughter's gonna buy a boy today. It's just a big day for our family. 
 Response 2: We've all killed cats. That's not the issue here. That's not an impediment to being on the board.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So the diamond is in the safe but then you also hid it under a vase in the safe? 
 Response 1: Yeah, that's true. I guess post 9-11, I just do what I'm told. 
 Response 2: Yes, like it's a tomb.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The robe was really chafing me. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I hope there's a hemophiliac joke somewhere in this. 
 Response 2: Well, you do have that skin issue. I thought you'd have it checked out by now.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Have you been married before, Evelyn? 
 Response 1: He's all scaring us, Beatrix.  We're terrified of him.  He's changed. 
 Response 2: A little bit. I have three children and they all left. I had a husband too.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I saw him and then once I reached up and  I held him, I felt like we had our own little love spaceship going up in the sky. 
 Response 1: Yes, we did, and we got married right away. It was a busy day at Tommy Bahama. 
 Response 2: It's me, John Wiki, Sr.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Shut up, shooter! You got your free frog. 
 Response 1: We're going to get up there before you guys. We're gonna make some toast up there, brother. 
 Response 2: I got him in my pocket right next to my slingshot and all these jacks.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Those calico cat sculptures also look like those of the old lady that was murdered. 
 Response 1: Yeah, we were just by the water. She came out of the water. 
 Response 2: Well, isn't that a coincidence. Please allow me to allow you to leave now.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: 9-11, what's your emergency? 
 Response 1: Just like, the thimbles that are supposed to protect your fingers from the needle. 
 Response 2: My name is Brandon. I had to duck out of the kitchen. I'm in this office where they do accounting.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I think Hopper has gotten us to a very intriguing place, Vivian. 
 Response 1: Hopper, you just hopped into bed, metaphorically, with us. 
 Response 2: Who me? What's my story? Tim Jimson? My story isn't all that interesting.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I didn't make that change in Wikipedia. Someone else has been in here, Junior. 
 Response 1: It's me, John Wiki, Sr. 
 Response 2: It's my 40th birthday. Do you do anything where you put a candle in wine?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Here's all the money. You need to invest in this gym and get some people in shape. Get some rubber mats on these floors so people don't be losing their cartilage. 
 Response 1: So, you're not going to execute us? 
 Response 2: Oh, I've passed like ten of them in here.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There's a car coming up the road. It's probably Dr.  Hawaii or his secretary. She seems very nice. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I know I am. I'm larger than life. It makes it kind of hard to find pants that fit. 
 Response 2: Oh, I hope there's no secretary coming up in here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: How would I know you're under an umbrella? I can't see. That's very rude. Also, it's bad luck. 
 Response 1: I've noticed that. Is that why he's been pressing on it? 
 Response 2: I don't have a literal umbrella inside the LensCrafters. You found your way in here, so I feel like you have some level of skill that allows you to understand words and metaphors.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's a bell and I want it to be hung. 
 Response 1: Oh no. Jenna's not spayed. They banded together? They fucked. 
 Response 2: It's a beautiful golden bell.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Did you find this dog in the woods? 
 Response 1: This sounds crazy, but I met you at a book signing at Barnes and Noble years ago. 
 Response 2: I did. I wanted an exotic dog that I could show off with. Someone told me to go to the middle of the woods.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Following the days of the Big Bang, as the earth cooled, many creatures were created. 
 Response 1: That's a good show. It comes on right after Two Broke Girls. 
 Response 2: Yeah, if you wouldn't mind, and I'm going to need a hand mirror for some of this stuff, too.  Also, I need someone to play Helsing.  Now, would you be up to playing Dracula's nemesis?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Everybody knows the Wizard of Oz. That's the first thing you learn in history class. 
 Response 1: Amelia? He seems pretty nice. OK, hop on back, hitchhiker. The chair reclines and leans forward. 
 Response 2: Yeah, we know that. That's why we had to learn to spell from an encyclopedia.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I feel like I have only one choice. I'm going to use this yo-yo to end the world. 
 Response 1: I'm ready. I've settled everything. I've paid off all my credit cards. I've alerted the library. 
 Response 2: She turned another woman into a cow!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Thank you very much.  Oh, I'm sorry, but is this proper milk?  Or is it Lactaid?  Because I have a problem with my digestive system.? 
 Response 1: That's right, and you'll be happy with whatever I call you, uh, Brad. 
 Response 2: Of course, it's Lactaid.  We're on a super yacht.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mortals, it is I , the angel Jake. 
 Response 1: I know you, you're Missfizzial. Stop trying to fool me. 
 Response 2: I think we made use of them. We made them better. They are better in a collage.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I may have burned Caesar's Palace to the ground. 
 Response 1: This is exciting, Clark. If you did, that makes you for sure a more interesting person. I would almost be willing to seed my winning to you if I found out that  you had some checkered past. 
 Response 2: And only.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Don't pity my daddy. He works really hard. He's a man of his own means. 
 Response 1: What a well spoken little child. 
 Response 2: Your father and I did not come here so you could be in the arts.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Janice, is that you in the stall? 
 Response 1: I can't get out of my romper. It's all twisted. I don't know which way is up and which way is down. 
 Response 2: You can be anything you want to be. That is what we teach here in Croatia.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Dad, you're just an old troll, who likes to be under the ground and dig for things. Dad, can't you see that I'm more like a bird and not the kind of bird that flies into the coal mine to die. I'm the kind of bird that wants to fly around and sing! 
 Response 1: So, who are you singing today in this here opera? 
 Response 2: Sorry, we're just indulging in a little post coital mysticism. 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You didn't know the word for stockings? How many words do you even know? 
 Response 1: Hey, I grew up on the streets. I know the rough sex words and that's about it. 
 Response 2: I don't think there are stairs.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Maybe our musical should be about Steve. 
 Response 1: There is that existing musical about Steve Accountant, we could just do that one. The king would never know. 
 Response 2: Well, I don't want to be an asshole. I feel like a pretty good guy. Other than this steal the Hazel Diamond thing.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The Lady of the Woods makes people watch the movie "Dave" with her for two and a half hours. It's a very slim story for two and a half hours. 
 Response 1: You? You're a human? No, you're daddy was an alien. What done flew down here and gave me a probe of semen. Alien semen. That's how he use his bond (?). 
 Response 2: Oh, I just assumed the Lady of the Woods, it was going to be somebody that kills you or eats you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You guys, take a look at the script. I think you'll agree there's great parts for all of you in this. 
 Response 1: Yeah, we'll have two waters between two donuts and I will start with Zaire. 
 Response 2: It is written by one of the finest graduates of this academy we have ever seen. David Allison.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The doctor just dropped you off in the woods? 
 Response 1: OK, well, mission accomplished. I believe you already. 
 Response 2: Yeah. It was a hospital in the woods. They didn't have no more rooms for a baby.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Here's a seat that just opened up, honey. 
 Response 1: Oh, what a relief to sit down. We've been walking around for hours. 
 Response 2: My name is Militia.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Your Colonial Sargent costume's size scale is almost 1:1. 
 Response 1: Yes, that's the difficulty I was having. I was crushing it that closely to my actual skull. 
 Response 2: Christmas has come early this December.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mortal child, what do you seek in this sewer? 
 Response 1: My name is rat snake man, but you can call me Ted. 
 Response 2: I want to find my purpose and my soul.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The walls between the realms are so thin this time of year. It's no mistake that you, a druid, are my assistant. She's an Earth witch, guys. 
 Response 1: Dad, I just made a quick stop. I had to grab something really quick before I got your beer. 
 Response 2: Oh, Gwyneth. That's why they accept pelts for payment.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You see four vets? Where are we, Hawaii? 
 Response 1: Calling Dr. Hawaii. 
 Response 2: Give us the names of everyone on management and we'll off them.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I knew you'd get in trouble if you tried that Mr. E shit. 
 Response 1: I love Mr. E! 
 Response 2: That's fine, look, you can keep your pants on. I'm giving you special privileges.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: And that's why you make us whisper into a tablespoon I'm sorry for every dish we serve here. 
 Response 1: That's a great idea, Slats. Let's put all the boxes on top of him. And then we'll be done. 
 Response 2: That's right.  I make every employee whisper I'm sorry into a tablespoon and then stir whatever it is.  People who order the sunny side up eggs are very upset about it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I feel as if I've been shamed by a ghost.  Ms. Merman said that, uh, if you really are a real actress, you will fight for the role! 
 Response 1: Yes, and I'll play a pregnant preteen, and I'll somehow make it a political statement. 
 Response 2: Yeah? This one? Me? or this one? There's two of us, which one?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Greg, Greg. I've been coming here for years and I'm almost at the end of my life. I'm stopped my treatments and I want to die here. Is that okay? 
 Response 1: Oh, Sebastian. I would be honored if you would die flat out on the last hole. 
 Response 2: Oh, yes. Tidying around the house. Here is is right here. Trevor just returned it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You never told me this story before. About how you got your first drink. But you're going into all sorts of tangents. 
 Response 1: Yeah, well, look - it's hard for me to focus, okay? Because I'm pretty drunk. 
 Response 2: Yes, always know where your condiments and garnishes come from.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That didn't take long. 
 Response 1: It's cozy. Thanks for setting this up. 
 Response 2: It only takes one - you just pull the cord, it's just one spin. Oh, now it's wet again. So, this was a bad... to do this in the tank was a mistake.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What's happening? Your pager's blowing up. 
 Response 1: Our daddy-master is paging me. He wants me to return Amile. 
 Response 2: Well, I was gonna but it turns out all the jewelry here's cursed, baby.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey, Cheese Danish. All my strudel money's dried up. 
 Response 1: I got fired today. I'm no good at selling cars. 
 Response 2: Oh, my gosh. It changed my life.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Roland Orzaball rolls off the tongue like a ball of souls.  
 Response 1: That's what it said on the pillow I stitched. 
 Response 2: He's the pudding phantom.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Eat the circus peanuts. It's me, Turney, the voice inside your head. 
 Response 1: Turney, no, Mom said I can have eggs, bacon and milk. 
 Response 2: Unfortunately, that officer that loaned you the money was a little bit lax on his restrictions.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What's your name? John? Tom. They're all the same. 
 Response 1: Well, I know, but that will soon change because she's going to join me in my reconstruction business. 
 Response 2: OK, but, you know - there's only the four of us here. If you could call me my name I'd appreciate that.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: All right.  If you could please step on the scale, ma'am, I'd appreciate it.  We need to take your weight.  You might want to put that umbrella and bag down. 
 Response 1: We just got a disturbing call from a high school principal and it seems that the jig is up. 
 Response 2: Oh, that's my heavy grocery bag.  I just got back from the store.  I guess I could put down the umbrella, too.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, that's certainly a story I didn't want to hear. 
 Response 1: Yeah, it's terrible. It's awful. I wonder if this is why I was investigated by scientists. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I got back here as fast as I could. The police are at my house right now. Luckily, the factory is right next door.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm supposed to work the soda machine and the popcorn machine. 
 Response 1: Well, I'm sorry. Not everyone voted and we just went with whoever they picked. 
 Response 2: Forgot about it, I'll put the bubbles in the soda. I'll make sure ever kernel of that corn is popped. You've got one job today, Tom. To go to The Boy's Store.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Should I have one Moons Over My Hammy or two Moons Over My Hammy? 
 Response 1: Treat yourself. You look like a guy who could use a real fun time. 
 Response 2: I have nice shorts on and I have nice hair.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's a party, OK. I don't know why you need to be anxious about anything. I just want you to have a good time. 
 Response 1: I've been wanting to tell you about Gerald for a long time. 
 Response 2: I want to have a good time too. And part of that, for me, is being anxious.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Guys, guys, settle down. What is this? The coaster club? 
 Response 1: Hey, don't just say bad things about coaster club. 
 Response 2: Yeah, we probably should have spread the word that it would break.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is it an electric Celica? Because we didn't hear you approach at all. 
 Response 1: Well, once y'all stopped to talk I just turned it off. I'm just waiting to take either one of your parking spots because this place is jam packed. 
 Response 2: One dance. Any song you want.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: But, you know what? It's a good experiment because no everyone can see that a salad spinner will not work underwater. Like, even though it will function, it will not dry the salad because it's in water. 
 Response 1: Oh, just like Banderas. Like Antonio Banderas. I loved him in Evita. 
 Response 2: Honestly, that's not - I appreciate that. That's not really what I'm focused on right now. I am disappointed. It's humiliating for me that I thought that this would, that this would work
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You meet people all the time and you can't remember your name? 
 Response 1: Art, your wish is my command. You will be a blue skinned alien. 
 Response 2: Yes, all the time. This is a conversation that always comes up. They tell me their name and we have a nice little talk. Then, they ask my name and I can't remember.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Here, drink this. Okay, take this pill. Alright, put this inside of you. 
 Response 1: All right. It's in there. Oh god, it's like a perfect fit I think. 
 Response 2: You slapped it on its ass and it just ran into traffic.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Honey, what are we going to do to help the waiter? 
 Response 1: I don't know. We're supposed to get the waiter out of here? There's no one else in the restaurant and it's broad daylight. 
 Response 2: They also say you can't put them in your mouth.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I love Third Eye Blind, the band. 
 Response 1: Oh, in France we them Three Eye Blind. Because they have three eyes. 
 Response 2: But some are cuter than others. You're a very cute baby. You have good hair for a baby.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I guess we bought this thing to expand our lives. Yeah, let's go over this mountain. 
 Response 1: I know they're in Alaska, I just don't know which fishing village in Alaska. 
 Response 2: Listen, Marianne. I want you to take that GPS and I want you to throw it out the window because we don't need it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I know what it feels like to smoke hair. So I'll know if it's just hair. 
 Response 1: Yep, you gotta be in it to win it. You won't get anywhere if you don't try. 
 Response 2: There you go. Phil's the expert.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm going to give you a $2.50 discount for lack of liquid in the hotel this week. 
 Response 1: Yes, Craig. You are without a doubt the most awful spy I have ever worked with. 
 Response 2: That doesn't seem like a lot.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You shouldn't be smoking. You're still a little kid and one day you'll grow up and marry a man and maybe have a kid with him. 
 Response 1: What a beautiful dream. Any last pieces of advice? 
 Response 2: You know, once we purify it and put in a little CO2, no one will be the wiser.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I mean, I feel like not calling your friend in two weeks isn't that big of an offence. 
 Response 1: I can't even tell anymore. I've lost so much sensitivity in just my general skin. Thank you, Ruth. 
 Response 2: I don't know, we used to talk all night on the phone, bro, you know? I miss that. I need that. I've been focusing in law school for a bit, you know. I miss those calls. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: They look like milk chocolate and white chocolate mixed together perfectly. 
 Response 1: Yes, I want you to celebrate your anniversary in style. 
 Response 2: So you're a funny bouncer? You bounce funny out the room? I don't get it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I forgot my umbrella, too. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I mean, I didn't have any choice. It was predestined. 
 Response 2: Its so weird, because it's been raining for a week and every other day this week I've had it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You know I had a big crush on you in 8th grade, right? 
 Response 1: Oh yeah, it's the truth. Why do you always think we're lying, Rodney? We were only told to lie about our age and our weight. 
 Response 2: Everyone did. Everyone did, Joyce.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Why's it cost so much to ship to Newark? It's not that far. 
 Response 1: Well, it's really heavy. Of course it costs a lot to ship a full sized fridge. 
 Response 2: Are you triggered, snowflake?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I think I'm going to quit today. I can't be a price is right girl anymore. I want to move on to a different career path. 
 Response 1: I'm always in my business body at work. 
 Response 2: No one can advertise a car with their hands better than you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: If you're a vampire lawyer, how do you do court during the day? 
 Response 1: It's inside. I get there the night before and I stay inside the concrete building. 
 Response 2: I didn't know they did it that early.  That's important.  You've got to braid those pubes and you've got to put on golf cleats when you come home from work.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: All of the shirts in this store kind of look the same. 
 Response 1: Yeah, that's our brand. That's our thing. 
 Response 2: One bag of cashews and one thousand pounds of fudge. We only sell it in blocks of a thousand pounds.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mr. Jasper, do you have any weed? 
 Response 1: Wow, that's an inappropriate question to ask at a drug awareness seminar. 
 Response 2: I did, and I admire the boy's moxie.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Do you want bangs in the front and then little spikes in the back, like Kate Goslin? 
 Response 1: You had all of the earth wine. 
 Response 2: I'd like all over spikes, almost like head studs.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You want the ham without the ham? 
 Response 1: Oh, is a lot of stuff broken at your house? 
 Response 2: Yeah, because I recently started a path towards veganism because I'm embracing my brother/sister animal friends. So I'd like to try your local specialties, but not the way you want 'em.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Honey, it's time. Bruce is going to go find his wife. 
 Response 1: Well, then let him do it, so I can finish listening to this program. 
 Response 2: Legally, I'm not so much Wreck-it Ralph as I am Smash-it-up Davis. But I'll respond to Wreck-it Ralph if you like. Here, come inside my kid bag.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I almost want to google image a thimble. What's the Wifi here? 
 Response 1: It's, of course, Aquarium Guest 1. 
 Response 2: I carry it well though. People would be surprised to find out how fat I am if they weighed me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Do you see my pecs? You see they're moist? 
 Response 1: Oh look, it has four arms! 
 Response 2: You know, they're very impressive even when damp.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Man, you're too good for this place. Like, you actually have talent. You need to get out of this Joe's Crab's Shack. 
 Response 1: I have to stay here and take care of my ma. 
 Response 2: Well, that's your business. I can see already that they're identical.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Do we have the rights to all these Narnia characters? 
 Response 1: Yeah, of course. I don't know why you have to explain that to me. I got my name written on the loser list incorrectly. 
 Response 2: Aren't they in the public domain by now? Surely, they are.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Chuck, you're OK with negative attention? You just want the attention? 
 Response 1: I thought the paper was flavored paper. Have you ever had flavored paper? 
 Response 2: Hey, look. If you're gonna think of me, there's no bad press, only good press. Something like that.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Why do you keep calling yourself my humble servant? You work for the school district. 
 Response 1: I am your humble servant, sir. I meant it in an old fashion way. 
 Response 2: We did.  You know what?  I regret nothing.  That guy; when I think about him, it gets under my skin.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So you're just somebody like me, waiting for your psychiatrist's diagnosis during Christmas week. 
 Response 1: I didn't have anything else to do, I thought maybe this would be the week that I would turn a corner. 
 Response 2: The florist said she was stuck in some bad traffic, which might be what happened to Todd, too.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You said these bibles are alphabetical. They are all written by the same people. So, these are just shelves of bibles? 
 Response 1: And he's playing Claudius. 
 Response 2: Yeah, that whole section is just categorized as "B".
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We should have planned this more in the car ride over. 
 Response 1: Oh, what a relief to sit down. We've been walking around for hours. 
 Response 2: We also agreed time was of the essence. So we had to get on each other's shoulders, get in the car, open the sun roof, and drive over here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What happens to us, the poo spirits, when Kelly stops wearing diapers? 
 Response 1: How do you think I feel? I have to deliver a child and fill out the birth certificate. We are short handed here. 
 Response 2: We're going to get so powerful. We're going to be able to control this entire place.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm hiding under the desk taping everything. 
 Response 1: Well, that boy is still out there, full of gay sperm. 
 Response 2: He's always taping stuff. He's like 'hold on, I gotta press play and record at the same time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: But I'd seen it done in a much smaller sphere than I built. It should have worked even better. Maybe I should have gotten bigger motorcycles. 
 Response 1: Should you live, Alfred, I think they will be pretty impressed by it. 
 Response 2: That's precisely it. And people. They should be giants.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Here I am. I'm singing for you. 
 Response 1: She's singing about me I know it. I just know she's signing about me. I can tell it in her voice. 
 Response 2: You're already a hero to me. We could be heroes together.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: All I know is that my wife was making a poppet and suddenly I got shock deafness.  
 Response 1: OK. Please explain shock deafness to the court. 
 Response 2: I was thinking maybe I'm from Alsatian, like on the German-French Border, you know?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We moved to the cheap seats because we thought we could just chill out and talk and hang out. 
 Response 1: Listen, what if you two talked and buried the hatchet? 
 Response 2: Right, and grate your cheese.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Excuse me, referee, but does this happen in every dance competition? 
 Response 1: Yes, in my lengthy career judging these things, there's been a facet of every single one that you get someone far too young to handle the responsibility and then offer them to sing whatever nation's or cartoon series' anthem they so choose. 
 Response 2: Lisa, guess what? You graduated. I'm skipping you ahead.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Listen, Tyler. Play it cool, man. 
 Response 1: Oh, yeah. I saw that on snapchat. 
 Response 2: You said everybody was cool. I'm not trying to pretend to be no child all day long. Let's get these doughnuts and get the hell out of here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You have not got much to live for besides this child in box. 
 Response 1: It's not universal yet, but it will be soon. 
 Response 2: That child in the box is more than I could ever hope to live for. You're an awful old man!
Output: Response 2