niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: We heard some actors talking and it's going to be pretty rocky tonight. It's going to be all understudies. 
 Response 1: To my work, I mean. 
 Response 2: Yeah and they're kids from the inner city, so I think a fight might break out.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Rodney, tell us about your family. Please Rodney. Please! 
 Response 1: Oh no, I'm deathly allergic to Theraflu. 
 Response 2: Alright, alright, stop jumping up and down everybody.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Rudy, who would you rather have entering the kingdom of your television station, the people who are entering the kingdom of hell or people entering the kingdom of heaven? 
 Response 1: Yeah, Steve Rogers. We have so much in common. 
 Response 2: Well, it's TV. We like to get ratings. So, I think some people who are going to hell would be interesting.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Rita, I feel like maybe we should form an alliance. You know what I mean? Because I don't know what's going on with those two. 
 Response 1: Oh god, he's clearly unstable and she's obviously got mommy issues. 
 Response 2: We did.  You know what?  I regret nothing.  That guy; when I think about him, it gets under my skin.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've been bagging groceries that way ever since. One egg per bag. 
 Response 1: I remember that day. I was your boss. I promoted you. 
 Response 2: As it were. But like, smashing these crabs with a hammer.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What is the blood from? 
 Response 1: Frank, your mustache seems to be sweating off of your face. 
 Response 2: It's probably from an animal.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, I don't know.  I mean, I've listed two pretty good examples. 
 Response 1: I completely forgot that Barbara was allergic to coconut and we ordered all that coconut shrimp. 
 Response 2: I know.  You have.  Look, you're not on trial here.  I guess this one is on me to come up with more examples.  Well, they're always putting on golf cleats.  I know that much.  
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey Melissa, your phone was going off. 
 Response 1: My honey and I woke up and I suggested that we have a TV day because we haven't done it in so long. 
 Response 2: Oh, I didn't even look at it. I was watching the new Will & Grace.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's really great that your recognized that this is a Build-a-Bear. 
 Response 1: We're so late to the party and we just thought we'd have missed out on a lot. 
 Response 2: I did a little time at Build-a-Bear, so I know one when I see one.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The sweats were all that were available at the womens shelter. 
 Response 1: You're blaming it on the sextant, Tad? That's not an apology. 
 Response 2: They have a really robust selection of sweatsuits though, so that's nice. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Who let that chicken in here? This is a sterile space.? 
 Response 1: I hired a sitter. I have a hard out. 
 Response 2: That's a sign of good luck. Chicken, what do you think my young boy is going to grow up to be?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't even know why we came to this universe. 
 Response 1: Now that you mention it, I don't either. I thought it was your idea. 
 Response 2: Yeah, of course. I don't know why you have to explain that to me. I got my name written on the loser list incorrectly.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yeah, the baby man is supposed to be in this region somewhere. Nobody's found the tomb. 
 Response 1: I should have stopped choking him and let him answer. That one's on me. 
 Response 2: This sounds like a real adventure we could have.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Why did you insist on bringing us to this fancy hotel? 
 Response 1: Why do you think that is, Tom? 
 Response 2: Because they have the best eggs.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: All right, you guys. Come on in here. I'm going to go over some of the rules of the dormitory. 
 Response 1: I believe it's the way that she speech. 
 Response 2: Please say we can smoke. Please say we can smoke.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We're kind of like a bunch of hobos standing around a fire. One of us can bring a cracker. Others can bring ketchup packages. Together, we can form a meal. 
 Response 1: Now, that sounds like a young adult novel. 
 Response 2: I want a new charge. Okay? That's what I call you: my charge.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You will be better off with a man like Bert. Until our relationship went south, I was a very happy woman. 
 Response 1: I'm glad you had that happiness. Everyone deserves it. 
 Response 2: People will get hungry, especially with a tapeworm in the picture.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I tortured a legally blind man by seeing. And another woman, who didn't seem to have anything wrong other than the fact that her elbow was severely mauled, I made her feel bad because she can't feel emotions and I felt my emotions in front of her. 
 Response 1: Yes, that's pretty terrible. The lord looks down on people who do things like that. I think you should do 20,000 Hail Mary's. That's a severe crime and the punishment should fit the crime. We're Catholics, so we suffer. 
 Response 2: Sure, well, on a film you become a family because you see each other every day, but then it's easy to drift apart once it's over.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Ma'am did you not see that the temperature is in the 100's today? 
 Response 1: It looks pretty because it's purple and it's unusual. You don't see that often. 
 Response 2: I do see that and I am merely saying that it feels good to my body.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This is a cold case, isn't it? It happened millions of years ago. 
 Response 1: It's my twin brother Amos. 
 Response 2: There are no cold cases. There's only cold hearts in murderers.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: How much does it cost to take a picture with the ladies? 
 Response 1: It's $5 in single bills, not in fives. You can't feed fives into the vending machine and that's how Leg Cramp and I eat. 
 Response 2: I feel like I heard you whispering up until the point, where you actually said a name.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is a terrible recording. What am I listening to? 
 Response 1: Sir, I apologize sir. This molly is just kicking in real hard. 
 Response 2: It's our future, Fantastic Sam. It's a kid doing a stand up set.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The Thadeous family has a long distinguished history of witchcraft. 
 Response 1: Oh, mum's the word. I won't say a word to anyone unless they specifically ask. 
 Response 2: I'm pretty sure that's why you've been cursed to be here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Why is everyone standing around? Are you all hiding from customers? 
 Response 1: I mean, it's true. We did travel to the moon - that's a big one. I never have played with a cat, much less on the moon with an attractive woman. 
 Response 2: I'm helping this young lady. She needs a new toilet.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Wow, it's really coming down. 
 Response 1: Well, my mom was from Berkeley. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I forgot my umbrella.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It looks like you've eaten a lot of doughnuts that didn't have anything in them. 
 Response 1: I've had a few doughnuts, OK. I eat a dozen doughnuts a day. People love a fat hairdresser. 
 Response 2: Did daddy-master murder you back at that Blockbuster?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You also said that I could maybe get a Tonka truck. 
 Response 1: I remember when you told me that people who move in together and kiss all the time didn't have to be in love. 
 Response 2: Are you back talking me, soldier?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, he knows it's Bill Clinton's pen and he's holding onto it. 
 Response 1: This is like two and a half pounds light. 
 Response 2: I admit no such thing. This is just a nice pen that I've had for quite some time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Not just that!  I also added lotion to toilet tissue.  I got a lot of ideas for every industry, but food is my heart. 
 Response 1: That's right!  Puffs Plus toilet tissue!  That was beautiful! 
 Response 2: If that guy was my husband I would have taken a peach can opener to him.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't know if you are familiar with this theory I read about. It proposes that all shells in another universe are on land mammals. 
 Response 1: Well, we should solve the problems on our planet before we start worrying about other planets. 
 Response 2: Counting us, now, there's sixty people.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: OK, we should run the machine. We'll have to x-ray his entire head. 
 Response 1: I remember that day. I was your boss. I promoted you. 
 Response 2: The whole thing. A lot of people cut corners and they'll just x-ray the forehead.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I just assumed you spelled your name Teen. 
 Response 1: Oh, I remember him. I remember everyone by their bagel order. 
 Response 2: You know, it's funny. I grew up in Naval Base and they always thought it was Tine.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Ladies and gentlemen, once again, we're just deplaning everyone. Once that's done, we're going to de-ice and get everyone back on the plane. 
 Response 1: Well, alright, but I just figured out we were on a plane. I'm not sure how we got here. 
 Response 2: Nobody gets their photo taken with Jerry. He's afraid his soul is going to be taken by the film.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yeah, that car is an equal opportunity offender. 
 Response 1: He doesn't look like he's from around here, certainly. 
 Response 2: Yeah no kidding. Also, it's kind of cool to admit where you're at on the scale of wokeness these days.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I mean we've been in Belfast, Maine for a week. We've got to bring back some good stuff. How about some seafood? 
 Response 1: They're wrong. Unless they say I'm too good. 
 Response 2: Let's just think about this for one second. The lobster's been delicious, but I'm not taking that on the planes!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I can't do anything, because I'm stuck. But you can get on that train to Detroit. 
 Response 1: Wow, I was mad before, but I really respect a woman who's educated, so, congratulations Donna. 
 Response 2: I should leave the camp?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This singles St. Valentine's Day in July blimp ride is going to be quite the show. 
 Response 1: That's OK. There was underlying tension with Abba. This works. 
 Response 2: You're single too? Did you see my blocks?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm afraid there's no reimbursement for crime. But I don't know how you thought you were going to make money off of children anyway. They're virtual money pits. Do you know how much college costs, let alone food and doctors and sticky-hand cleaner? 
 Response 1: I guess I never thought about it. I just wanted to meet their famous parents. 
 Response 2: Well your eyes are weird - they have no color. You look like the lead bassist from Limp Bizkit.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The did threaten to "process us" and I don't know what that means. 
 Response 1: What? How's Maybelline gonna change your address? This is crazy. She's married to the daddy-master. 
 Response 2: That sounds like future death to me. Like some kind of thing where Tony is like the king of a cloning company or something like that.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I do not understand. What would you like to do? 
 Response 1: I'll step out too Michelle. This is me being aggressive. I'm going to step out. 
 Response 2: Oh, sorry about that smart phone. I was having a little squabble with my wife.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Look up Ben Jafarge on Wikipedia. 
 Response 1: Hold on, I'm trying to figure out my phone. I just got the new iPhone SS. It's a super sport. 
 Response 2: The light is going out. My insides are seeping out.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My producers are coming tonight from Bass Fishing and Jackpot King. They were expecting to see ham bone tonight, so I think they will be unimpressed by the sword swallowing. 
 Response 1: They say whale time is like forever time. 
 Response 2: Should you live, Alfred, I think they will be pretty impressed by it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It looks like an upside-down aeroplane. 
 Response 1: I would love to, Shaun, but I have to stay and terrorize this sales associate, apparently. 
 Response 2: Well that's interesting. That adds to the graveyard of many other aeroplanes that are also seafaring crafts.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Tom, we're trying to get a nice gift for our parents. Do you recommend a russet or the red ones? 
 Response 1: That's OK Vince, you can come fuck me instead. Forget about John. 
 Response 2: Russets are for a 30th anniversary. 50th anniversary would be fingerlings.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'd like to turn both of you into living zoo animals that entertain the real fans as they walk through. I'll let you keep the organ in there. 
 Response 1: Well, that's as good a qualification as any. There will come a time when it will be clear that you should be the next in succession. And I grant you that power. Goodbye. 
 Response 2: It's a way for people to stay connected to the past.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: If you're gone, it's just me and my cat, Ben. 
 Response 1: As a witness and a bowel excreeter, I want to assure everyone that it is worth all the money in the world because this is a very uncomfortable mess. 
 Response 2: You know who else has a cat? That weird lady that we tried to hit with a bone.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm just going to take my stuff to another laundry mat. 
 Response 1: Please don't do that. I'll get blamed. You know, I work on commission. 
 Response 2: Let's see. In Bible times, people lived to be thousands of years old. 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I want a new nanny. 
 Response 1: The only thing he does know is to not stop talking. 
 Response 2: I want a new charge. Okay? That's what I call you: my charge.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Wait, don't leave. Let me finish folding these towels first. 
 Response 1: Whatever you need to do in order to feel successful as a human being.  I'm just going to hug you until you feel loved and accepted. 
 Response 2: Folding towels is all you do, woman. All you do is fold towels and make dinner. Take care of me, pay the bills, wash my car. Sometimes I want a woman to be lazy.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I guess you're coming. Everyone hop on my back. 
 Response 1: You know something? You said "Gaya marry me" and I was like "God, you know this ain't gonna work". You were like "Gaya, I love you, you're mother earth" and I was like "God, you God, let's do this". 
 Response 2: Here we go. Flying into the sky. There's the storm cloud we're looking for.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Can you even print branded stuff if I don't have the copyright to it? 
 Response 1: Isn't it like Shakespeare said, "Life is a show that's always on every week at the same time." 
 Response 2: Oh, yeah. You're good. This is the valley. Anything goes here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's really important to my mom that I find someone to spend my life with. 
 Response 1: I see, but are you doing this for her or for yourself? 
 Response 2: It's like having sex on the staircase or something like that. The danger of getting caught is very exciting.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What a wearying thing it is to be a God over so many universes. Should I destroy them all and start again? Is that too extreme? 
 Response 1: I think they're asking for help. Every time someone asks for help, you don't need to spite them. 
 Response 2: Right, and grate your cheese.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'll get you another bourbon. You want this one with mostly ice again. 
 Response 1: Maybe he had it coming to him or something? 
 Response 2: Yeah, just, I want it to smell like bourbon. Give me like a notion of bourbon.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I want my wife to have the extra towel. Does it cost extra? 
 Response 1: We'll consider it a honeymoon special. It's awfully romantic that you want to get her a second towel. 
 Response 2: I feel like you're fighting treating yourself and that worries me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: During the act of making love, I don't know how anyone can deal with Richard's face. 
 Response 1: I've asked him to not show me his face during those times now. 
 Response 2: Yes. It was this guy last week. He was checked in for a convention and he had a heart attack. He didn't eat well, he had tons and tons of fat. It was just a normal guy. It wasn't like a horrific death or anything.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Jesus Christ, that child has a gun! 
 Response 1: Are you triggered, snowflake? 
 Response 2: Oh my god, Jimmy Dillon Tristan.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I just really want this murder to work out for us. 
 Response 1: I do too. I have an idea. This guy hates dogs. 
 Response 2: Why are you saying LaCroix? What does that mean?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So we're not gonna have to reach sexual maturity early and have children in here? 
 Response 1: Hey, Tobias, can you give me five minutes? 
 Response 2: Well, it's just the way we take care of our friends over here in Maine. Death does not take us apart.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey guys. I couldn't help but notice that you guys kind of turned away and you were just kind of talking amongst yourselves. 
 Response 1: Well then, it's going to put quite a damper on that project. Call them and let them know what's going on. 
 Response 2: It was a girl talk thing.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'll make sure we sing that song any time anyone has a birthday at the restaurant. 
 Response 1: Grandma, the counter's bending because of how much pressure you're putting on it. 
 Response 2: Well, we can also sing the regular happy birthday song now that it's in the public domain.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: She's got a beautiful voice. Is that why you got the piano? 
 Response 1: Isn't it beautiful? We used to sing to each other. 
 Response 2: Who let's the Big Toppers go? We're the Big Top brothers.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh my god, that giant's coming over here. 
 Response 1: I have a trunk full of dumb fedoras. 
 Response 2: His name is Claude and he's part of my tribunal. I'd appreciate it if you were nice to him.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hang on a minute. I've got to cover up all of this ice cream right now because I'm about to rage out, and if I rage out all of the flavors are going to get mixed together, and we can't have that? 
 Response 1: It's gone. I ate them all and the plastic bag. 
 Response 2: So what, you're going to put the lids back on the tubs?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We get we get them all, sir. 
 Response 1: All right. Do you get the one where people think that your logo is a Satanist thing? 
 Response 2: Yes, let's go now, Demetrius. It's sounds way more exciting than what we've got going on here.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Maybe I should change my name from Claptrap to Carson. Or maybe you could give me a name, Carol. 
 Response 1: Aw, kiddo, I think that's such a huge responsibility. I'm honored. I think your name should be something powerful. Something valiant. So how about Erik? It's a Viking's name, I think. You saved all of our lives. 
 Response 2: Man, if you had just been honest about that - 'cause your powers are awesome. They could definitely come in handy in a burning building.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Life, is but a show that recurs every half fortnight. 
 Response 1: Is that the WB frog talking? 
 Response 2: Well, maybe the Lord could have stopped him. That's right. Look, you know what, you guys can keep being mean and offending me based on my Christianity. It's fine.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I would like a water sample. They're free, right? 
 Response 1: Yes, these are free, but these bigger bottles over here are for sale. 
 Response 2: I know you did. You've always been so good to me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: See these things on my chest? These are all buttons that they gave me for being a long way away from fronts. I told people where to go and do things. 
 Response 1: They painted everything black. 
 Response 2: Yeah, there's a lot of salad on your shirt there, General.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: LeBron, the rest of the team has left. You're going to have to take these kids and play the basketball game. 
 Response 1: I am little bit. This is my personal hell to be your angel. 
 Response 2: Just these two adorable children? Do you have a net because they are flying around this room.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I would never take time off work. I love it here. 
 Response 1: Of course he doesn't.  He's just a dumb baby.  Listen to him making those noises.  He honestly thinks he's talking right now.  That's terrible. 
 Response 2: What's she going to do, sit around not making money?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Okay. Well, thanks for the book about ross perot, sis. Yeah. Appreciate this coupon. I guess saving money is cool. 
 Response 1: Those are the most sincere thank yous I have ever received. 
 Response 2: It's like we're two threesomes.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I can't do anything without the smoke smell getting on my nerves. 
 Response 1: Oh, geez! You almost sliced my face with that knife. 
 Response 2: Mom, that's a beautiful song. I know how hard it is for you when daddy smokes. That was really beautiful singing.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So is this where we do the dishes at Cracker Barrel? 
 Response 1: This is where people at least suggest the idea of washing dishes. Mostly they just sit here and we spray them a couple times. 
 Response 2: In the middle of our battle? We were having a fight to the death.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mommy?  Daddy?  Uncle Jim is scaring me. 
 Response 1: Yes. Yes, we are. But you're gaining a Tom and a Kent. 
 Response 2: He's all scaring us, Beatrix.  We're terrified of him.  He's changed.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Wow, that wind is still blowing outside and keeping business away. 
 Response 1: They did not forecast this. We should have a backup plan for windy days. 
 Response 2: Well, it's better than not knowing, and I want to know.  I'm going to be brave.  You know why?  Because I've seen exactly one television show in my life.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is that your writer friend with my wife down there in the parking lot? 
 Response 1: Is that what this is? 
 Response 2: I don't know I've just been watching what's happening, not who the people are. I find that's easier and when I'm doing my little covert tryst watching.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm so happy we got married. 
 Response 1: Me too. I told you I wasn't old. I have the spirit of a young lady. 
 Response 2: You know what was a big part of it? When you broke that cop's nose with a rock. That got me going.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're so smart. Did I also read that you got two simultaneous PhDs? 
 Response 1: No, I mean with everything that's going on out there it makes sense. I can't blame anyone. I just didn't expect to have other people here in the panic room. 
 Response 2: You read that. In semibiotics and also medicine.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That guy is my nemesis. We went to middle school together and he just loves throwing parties and having people over to his house, the McCormick place. Maybe you've heard of it? 
 Response 1: I have, but what's funny is that he's very shy. 
 Response 2: This is so exciting. I can't believe our story was made into a major motion picture.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is definitely a special town, especially if we're going to allow you to remain alive and not incarcerated after you murdered 100 people. 
 Response 1: We're a bike shop. And we don't carry gas bikes. So you are correct. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I'm just going to take these diamonds and get the fuck out of here. Then you won't have to worry about it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I feel like you're attacking me right now, Madame President. I'm the messenger. 
 Response 1: I'm sorry. I'm getting very heated right now.  I understand you're bringing me the message, but nonetheless. 
 Response 2: Oh, well hello there, little lady. This trip just picked up a little bit here.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I had a dream that I would discover an ancient civilization that nobody ever heard of before, right here. 
 Response 1: I'm from Kansas and you notoriously do not care for the Kansas man. 
 Response 2: Right here in Fallsburg?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I tell you, I don't keep up with the goings on too much in this area because I'm a bit of a hermit. You're the first people I've seen in weeks and weeks. That's why I came out, I heard voices. 
 Response 1: Can I say, you seem pretty outgoing for a hermit. 
 Response 2: I don't want to use the plastic stuff. It causes cancer.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're already starting to speak more like a human being and less like a robot. 
 Response 1: This is actually how I'm supposed to sound? 
 Response 2: Yeah, my ears and antennae. were burning.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Would you like a hot dog, half man dog? 
 Response 1: We were leaving it open to just sort of enjoy whatever Death Valley threw at us. 
 Response 2: No, I just get them for free because I work here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, I barely heard you walk in here, so it must be working. 
 Response 1: Thank you. It is. I should be a cat burgler. 
 Response 2: Yeah, that's cool.  There's no one else here to talk to.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I masturbated on a cat. 
 Response 1: Yeah, well you don't know either. Stupid. 
 Response 2: Twice.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I juggle crawdads. Does that count as an instrument? 
 Response 1: Yorgy, what you do to us? Now you have to teach this armless thing to juggle. 
 Response 2: It's percussive. Hell, yeah. That will make a slapping sound. I'll get my cousin to sample it and we'll lay it down on a track. It will be the craw daddy track.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Why? Why would they let us perform open heart surgery? 
 Response 1: You just want to hang your art in my house? 
 Response 2: Because if the mother fucker died, they could blame it on us.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What about somebody that sword swallows? That's what I'm doing in the show tonight. 
 Response 1: It said you were doing ham bone in the flyer though. 
 Response 2: It's true. Every time I eat popcorn, I get a horrible pain in my chest. It feels like my heart is on fire. That's why the call it heartburn.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Where is the bag of circus peanuts? 
 Response 1: It's gone. I ate them all and the plastic bag. 
 Response 2: It's me, John Wiki, Sr.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I am worried about our space force. I fear that we are going the wrong way. 
 Response 1: Well, that boy is still out there, full of gay sperm. 
 Response 2: Yes, Chip, I'd like to nominate my wife. She will be an amazing addition to the board and she definitely didn't marry me just to get on the board.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yes, I have certain things I'd like to say about this very complicated case. 
 Response 1: Oh, everybody knows that about the snake. St. Patrick taught us that. 
 Response 2: Me too. I've been around longer than most of you and I got wisdom.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I like it. You're real folksy. That's cool. 
 Response 1: How do you plan to get me back. What kind of prank do you plan to pull? 
 Response 2: Thanks so much. Maybe I'll run for office.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I remember the tragedy of that accident, it was awful. 
 Response 1: It spread all the way out here to the Indian Reservation, huh? It was a local story. Didn't know it would be such a big deal. 
 Response 2: Uh, oh. I'm sensing a 10-14. I need some backup out here please.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The spilled lettuce does look good though on your pants. 
 Response 1: I thought it was like a cool patch. 
 Response 2: Was it that one with the zombie mom?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Take a right to enter Detroit, the city. 
 Response 1: Yeah, it took them so long to get to fight exchange one. I don't have the patience to wait for four more. 
 Response 2: Here we go, our journey's end.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Craig, we were supposed to bring the bad guys in alive! Shit! 
 Response 1: In my defense, he said "get her". It set me off. I saw red. 
 Response 2: That's more money then I've ever seen in a life time.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Whoa, wait am minute. Are you the archangel Gabriel? I thought you looked familiar. 
 Response 1: Yeah, it's like me and Michael. We're the two most popular. 
 Response 2: Are you 100% sure it's not diarrhea?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sally, I really appreciate you giving me a shot at this job. I'm not them most hardware-y guy. So, I mean, is it OK if this nice lady shows me around the store? 
 Response 1: He's right. We never talk about it. I guess you had to be there. 
 Response 2: He was very helpful. His willingness to serve a customer was apparent. He just doesn't know anything.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Now, Mister, I am a progressive woman. I don't just sit back and watch. Now, if I'm going to bet my hundred dollars, I'm going to be spending that wheel. Thank you very much. 
 Response 1: That has not been the way we have done things previously, but whatever. Go ahead. 
 Response 2: No one's gonna fall for that, he's a 25 year old man with an over-sized lollipop.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mr. Clooney, you're not on the list. I don't know why you would just show up. 
 Response 1: I heard there is high end sushi here. 
 Response 2: I dressed like my favorite head mistress as a girl.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Wait, are you guys committing time crimes here? No one told me this when I signed on. 
 Response 1: Kissing cousins, that is a part of the LaCroix family for eons. We are truly of the same blood. 
 Response 2: Of course. We're in international space. The laws don't apply here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I almost choked on a piece of meat. But I taught the children to do what you told me to do, to use the universal sign for choking. 
 Response 1: It's not universal yet, but it will be soon. 
 Response 2: Well, I wasn't fishing, but I like what I caught.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't know if this is something we should get mixed up in. They're talking about some kind of civil war or something. 
 Response 1: Well, if there's anything the Scotch Irish know how to do is participate in civil war. 
 Response 2: This is half good news. You guys make each other miserable.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There is constantly an Ellen Paige in there? 
 Response 1: Yeah, it's an Ellen Paige type. 
 Response 2: It's obvious we're all covered in sweat.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Listen, all you people, I kicked you out of my store. But you stayed her anyway, and more people showed up, including my old nemesis/old best friend Alexandro. 
 Response 1: They look like they can touch the sky!  Scrape it, even! 
 Response 2: Lisa, hi. I didn't realize this was your Baskin Robbins.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You want this coat? It's a factory mistake. It's 12 feet long. 
 Response 1: We're from War Road, Minnesota. It's way up in the Iron Range. 
 Response 2: Of course you think it's a mistake, just like me. You get rid of everything you think is a mistake, if it's not perfect. I'm sorry I wasn't stitched together right, dad. You just wait, my name is going to be famous one day.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Everyone in my life leaves and I thought you were just like them. 
 Response 1: This probably won't make sense to you. But,I'm like an invisible pen. I'll always be near by even if you can't see me. 
 Response 2: Oh boy. I'm starting to think there's a correlation between us removing his kidneys and this guy dying, because this is like the 100th time.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You can do laundry at my place. I've got a washer and dryer in the basement of my building. 
 Response 1: Oh, my God. I would love that because I just left my husband and kid. 
 Response 2: Yeah, and eggs are the beginning of life. It's important to treat them right.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Jenine, if you're car hadn't run out of electricity in Shadow Grove, you never would have asked me my story and gotten all of this set in motion. 
 Response 1: That's right. They probably would have never noticed that you were sitting in their ice cream shop. 
 Response 2: The humans will clean them up and not think twice about it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: How did you find me here in Madrid? 
 Response 1: I didn't. I gave up. I didn't. I gave up. I heard Madrid's where you come when you don't know what your thing is anymore.  Yeah, I also just love meat. 
 Response 2: I was here for a Boys II Men concert. They were having a reunion.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yeah, fireman work hard. I've hung around there and those guys keep moving. 
 Response 1: It was really chafing me. 
 Response 2: And also, I can't get back up the pole. The fireman pole. And I can't find the stairs.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm shocked that you're 80 years old. I would have thought that you are 70. 
 Response 1: Oh, thank you. I drink water. Except when I'm drinking wine. 
 Response 2: Oh, hello! Hello is always a wonderful thing to hear from anyone.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, I can dance. 
 Response 1: Well, I'd like to see that.  As the only legal representative in this building, I decree this gentleman must participate in a dance off.  It's an all garage dance off.  Whoever dances the best decides whether or not he gets a rearview mirror or whether you have to turn your garage over to him and then he sets the prices.  That's right.  I'm eccentric. 
 Response 2: There's one thing that's better about this one than other ones, well, you weren't working at the other ones.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Wait a minute. I'm getting the sense that all of our jewelry is cursed. 
 Response 1: Well, yeah, Gerald. Duh. 
 Response 2: Thank you. She's from Panama.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yes, you are in the right place. Hi, how're you doing? My name is Catalina. 
 Response 1: I knew this eye would come in handy. 
 Response 2: Okay. My name is Jonathan and I'm here for the R-star repair segment.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Wait, you know our old RA? 
 Response 1: Look, I come down the stairs like a big old dog. This is my goddamn business, I'll come down any way I please. 
 Response 2: I am the reincarnation of his mother into a lifeless puppet.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Listen, Marianne. I want you to take that GPS and I want you to throw it out the window because we don't need it. 
 Response 1: Most of them are so dumb. 
 Response 2: Larry, you're right. Oh god, here I go.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Wow, you are old. I would have never guessed. 
 Response 1: Oh, I have a great plastic surgeon. 
 Response 2: I'll take the pants. Kirk has been looking for pants.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I want to be the best painter, ever. 
 Response 1: Who the fuck are you? You've never spoken. 
 Response 2: You have to sacrifice your entire family.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Is that peacock yours? 
 Response 1: Well, yeah, now that we got this fresh infusion of coins. 
 Response 2: Yep, do you want some peacock milk?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Why are you wearing that ridiculous mustache? You barely spirit gummed it on. 
 Response 1: Yeah, we don't like you. I don't like you. I can't speak for everyone else. 
 Response 2: I'm wearing this fake mustache because my father could never grow a mustache, so I had this fear of mustaches, and I'm trying to maybe wear one now.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You mortals are in big, big trouble. 
 Response 1: I'm just fresh out of office and I like to walk around saving lives because I just saw Batman Forever and I figured I can contribute to that conversation. 
 Response 2: I have a question. I didn't eat the apple. I was just hanging out. Why should I be punished?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's kinda spooky in here. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I know we're here for like a flirty sleepover, I just don't know if I feel like it's just sexy-dangerous or if this is truly danger-dangerous. 
 Response 2: Oh, yeah. Back in Little Rock. Your name is....uh.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm just addressing business bodies right now. Y'all both in your business bodies? 
 Response 1: I'm always in my business body at work. 
 Response 2: She was always dying. We knew each other in high school, and even then she had double pneumonia.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We ran some plays on the plane and I think these two are fully ready. 
 Response 1: You ran full basketball plays on a plane? 
 Response 2: No, no. I mean, we've let the guy who runs King Taco come in here a couple of times.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mommy, after you go on your honeymoon with my new daddy, is life going to be different? 
 Response 1: Well, he'll be coming home with me and living here with us, so that will be a change. 
 Response 2: Oh, I read about you in the storm drain almanac. I read it cover to cover.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Ever since Tobias died, I can hear his voice and he guides me through. I think he's gonna help us get out of here, Casey. 
 Response 1: Oh, so we're not gonna have to reach sexual maturity early and have children in here? 
 Response 2: I'm only going to stay for as long as it takes to get us to number 1 on the craft fair charts.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Madam Prime Minister.  Ever since the all night sushi places have been open, all the Dutch people have been poisoned by bad sushi, as if somebody had plans of world domination beginning with eliminating our people through bad sushi. 
 Response 1: I get it, but you made me the angriest. So, I want it to go to you. 
 Response 2: Dear people, I must resign.  I have failed you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Wow, I mean, this really looks like a regular old house. 
 Response 1: Well, I mean, if we're not running away together, why not? 
 Response 2: That's what you're supposed to think, but it's not a regular old house, it's a former shipping container.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Sandy, the surgery's over. How do you feel? 
 Response 1: That's pretty poetic. 
 Response 2: My back is really hurting a lot.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I took a can of soup and I tried to turn it into a swimming pool for dogs. 
 Response 1: Wait a minute, Doris, wouldn't you be interested to know if there's a world out there in which you succeeded with your swimming pool, and another where you didn't? To see what happened? 
 Response 2: Well, certainly. One of them of course is blood nut.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Father? It took a very long time to decide which dimension to go to. Each dimension is very special in its very own way. 
 Response 1: Of course it is, like Little Egg. The citizens walk around with peanut shells and it's Easter all year long. 
 Response 2: Thank you so much, mom. You're radiating.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I thought someone would have taken out his teeth already. 
 Response 1: Uh, no, it got missed in the whole funeral proceedings. 
 Response 2: There's no veins. I had them redirected to the legs.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, I mean, it's your store. Of course, you can do whatever you want. 
 Response 1: I bought it with my own two wallets. I'm two-wallet Sally. 
 Response 2: I'm also headed east. I'm just driving, really. I've been driving this road for two years trying to pick up somebody.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I think that he probably, in his mind, calculated he was just going to twist his ankle or something. But then he looked up at the window and, you know, the inertia. I don't know if I used inertia right. You know what I mean, though. 
 Response 1: I told her that her dress was terrible. I never do stuff like that. I'm a nice guy. 
 Response 2: Objects in motion are going to stay in motion.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I hope I lose my virginity to Claude. The guy that I saw, he's over there. 
 Response 1: I've been collecting since Bulgeman first came out, look, I have a first edition pants stuffer right here! 
 Response 2: The giant? You have a crush on that giant?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The Garfield comic this week was incredible. 
 Response 1: I'd like to use my AAA discount. 
 Response 2: Incredible? What was so incredible about it?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Rodney, why did you take our daughters to visit prostitutes without asking us first? 
 Response 1: They wanted to go, sir. You've been keeping them inside that ivory tower like some sort of Repunzels, but you won't even let them let their hair down. 
 Response 2: That was so wonderful. You know what? It is a turn on not to hear wheezing while you're doing it. My husband, he's so loud when we do it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is my dream. I've always wanted to be a factory worker, and now I'm doing it. If we move all the boxes today what's my tomorrow? 
 Response 1: The first person we gave the cheese ear to was Mike Tyson. He had a fight and Evander Holyfield bit part of it off. 
 Response 2: Hey, Junebug, I think we're warehouse workers. I'm sorry to break your dream right in half.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, he's back. That fellow who ran out. 
 Response 1: How do you plan to get me back. What kind of prank do you plan to pull? 
 Response 2: They kicked me off the bus.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: My name is officially spelled with a C, but it's Larissa for short if you're so inclined. 
 Response 1: I like to work for it. I'm going to call you Clarissa. 
 Response 2: I liked what I heard.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That was one of the most gruesome things I've ever witnessed in my life. 
 Response 1: I'm worried about the baby, Paul. 
 Response 2: That's a lot of blood. It's everywhere.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: When you go to your uncle's house, it will be like you're in the land of make-believe. 
 Response 1: Pinky, I'm sorry. I should remember you like to be address informally. 
 Response 2: Oh, that sounds lovely. How will that make me harden up though?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yes, we have a spare refrigerator that we'd like to send to my brother's family in Newark. 
 Response 1: Ma'am. We welcome all here. This is the Wisconsin Dells Water Park. How dare you! 
 Response 2: That's pretty expensive to ship. But I'd be happy to help you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: There goes Steve. There goes Steve. 
 Response 1: The page that the newscaster reads at nine o' clock news. 
 Response 2: Open up your taxes and your mouth.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I do need a bike. A raccoon stole mine and I had to watch him ride away on it, and I guess I just need to replace it. But I need it to be inexpensive because I wasn't expecting to have this expense come into my life. 
 Response 1: That's a good idea. Because he says the same things that other people say. 
 Response 2: I totally get it. I'm just saying, I noticed a lot of sadness behind them. I just think we can maybe help you figure out your biking needs and that will help alleviate any pain.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: OK, well, this is Quiznos and you're nude. 
 Response 1: I just wanted to show you that I was prepared to get close to the thing that makes the sandwiches hot and that I'm not afraid. I realize that as a sandwich artist, the number one requirement is don't be afraid of heat. 
 Response 2: Sir, let me interrupt you for one second there. How can we help you here at the Cracker Barrel? We don't really get werewolves in here.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You seem tense. Let me give you a massage. 
 Response 1: Mr. President, why don't you look out the window. See the sights? 
 Response 2: She's 172 years old. Why is she still working at The Price is Right?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You know, it's okay to ponder these things sometimes.  There're no answers to love.  I was first introduced to love when I saw that movie.  You know, Michael J. Fox gets into a DeLorean.  I think that's what it was called.  Michael J. Fox gets into a DeLorean. 
 Response 1: Yeah, and now I feel like the chicken is telling us something different. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I saw it.  It was a double feature with human-like reptile people who know karate.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah, we're at Quiznos, man. If I didn't want it toasted, I would go to Jersey Mikes. 
 Response 1: A lot of people are not getting their Quiznos sandwiches toasted now. Cool people are doing it. 
 Response 2: I don't care. We got a clear shot to kill Geum, get the doughnuts, and get out of here. I want to go home.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Where did you go for three minutes?  You were just telling us about how you used to hustle. 
 Response 1: You know, a hustler never stops hustling. 
 Response 2: Let me look at the inside of this head. It says your name is Joanie, is that correct?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're bleeding on the toes of my shoes. 
 Response 1: We just got a disturbing call from a high school principal and it seems that the jig is up. 
 Response 2: I'm so sorry. The elevator door keeps closing on my hand.,
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Here are your wings. They're so heavy. 
 Response 1: That they are. They are made of metal and bird. 
 Response 2: Thanks. I thought I wanted this, but it's a lot more responsibility then I feel like I can handle.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Do you want to clown or do you want to clown around? There's a significant difference. 
 Response 1: I want to clown. I thought with clowning, I would be learning juggling and stuff from you, but all I do is get water and fruit. 
 Response 2: Yes, well it is adorable. And I want people to see it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is your name Anus? That's what your monogrammed suitcase says. 
 Response 1: I kept both of those movies and I despise them. 
 Response 2: Those are my initials. My first name is Albert. My middle name is Sam. My last name is Nesbit-Umbrella.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Excuse me, Miss, but are you Cincinnati Emily, The Ohio Crusher? 
 Response 1: That's right, straight from the sausage capitol of the United States. 
 Response 2: My husband and I are new in the area. We haven't come over and introduced ourselves. My husband, you may have heard about him. He's the neighbor who got the terrible bone injury. He was attacked by bone.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've decided I don't need you in two weeks. I need you today. 
 Response 1: Yeah.  All I need is just another 20 minutes to finish up. 
 Response 2: Oh, Catarina. This man is trying to take you away from the only family you have known here in America.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I've got a bit of bad news for you. This restaurant isn't a theme restaurant. It's just a fancy steakhouse. 
 Response 1: This is like the time we went to Ruth's Chris and no one was named Ruth or Chris. 
 Response 2: That  sounds good. Are you calling a band meeting?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's just that you taking one in the bathroom is just you going in there and just hanging for a while. 
 Response 1: What? Did you steal them from a farm or from a small child? 
 Response 2: Yeah, I gotta take a hang. I'm stressed out.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Celeste, this is a Planet of the Apes mask. I took it from the warehouse. I want you to put it on. 
 Response 1: I've never seen anything like this in my life.  It's gotta be extremely valuable. Yeah. Who is it signed by? 
 Response 2: Bobby, I'd do anything for you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You should get all of the ideas in your head about your mother. 
 Response 1: OK. Great. What do you think about carbon dating? 
 Response 2: Not as many of those videos as I would have liked. We had our whole evening planned.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I can tell you a joke about fish. Why did the fish swim underwater? Be-cod it could. 
 Response 1: Be-cod it could. And you hit that "d" so hard. 
 Response 2: I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm just having a smoke attack.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Any information we had on these two criminals was put into the computer and it created these two holograms. 
 Response 1: Exactly. For some reason it comes out to make it look like they are marionettes.  
 Response 2: We came in a spaceship, but it's no replace for our mother.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The road from Lima is a bumpy one. Sometimes, the mask gets in the way of my driving skills. 
 Response 1: OK. No one ever said you should wear the mask, while you're driving. 
 Response 2: This is a thick crack pipe.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yeah, sea cows. They call them that because they sort of resemble a cow if it were swimming around in the sea. It doesn't mean they are cows. 
 Response 1: Wait, can I say something? You're saying they don't eat wet hay? But you can tell from my story they do. 
 Response 2: Tony's got good lungs, he ain't gonna die quick.
Output: Response 1