niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: There's only one thing that can stop this cult, the satanic ritual. There's reason there's no churches for miles around. 
 Response 1: Then I had this idea about doing a whole swap and a cross over, you and me and me and him, and him and her and him and him. 
 Response 2: I said there was a chapel on the property, but it was a lie.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Thominson, there's a single lady ghost over there and you're a single boy ghost. 
 Response 1: That's right. Are you interested in my mother? She's also a ghost. 
 Response 2: You're very likable for a robber.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey, there's a little guy in the corner that has something to say, apparently. 
 Response 1: I think we should, I mean, we've got blood diamonds. I think we should get something even worse than a blood diamond. Takes some kid's soul and put it in a diamond, maybe. 
 Response 2: I've been wanting to tell you about Gerald for a long time.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I didn't mean for my whole family to be turned to stone. 
 Response 1: Who wants to? That's my favorite movie. 
 Response 2: I was on my way to the bathroom.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The lady said it's time to put the heart in my bear, but I don't want that. Leave it out. 
 Response 1: Yeah, you're really against violence. 
 Response 2: But if the heart doesn't exist in the bear then the bear could turn evil.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Now that Mom's in a coma, you don't seem like our real dad. 
 Response 1: Our marriage is drawn up nice and legal. Absolutely, I am your legal father. 
 Response 2: He's slowly going away. It's OK, you're with me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We're trying to attract gentlemen of great means, whereas your huge hat makes you look like a muskateer. 
 Response 1: Are you talking about these two tranquil beasts? Look at this one? He's got a rose in his mouth for you. And this little scrawny one looks like he's growling, but really, he's smiling. 
 Response 2: Well it denotes to people that I'm a man of status, because look at my large beautiful hat.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Now your mom just has that tattoo on her shoulder forever? 
 Response 1: The mother? You refer to yourself as "the mother"? How creepy. 
 Response 2: That's right. I'll do anything for my kid. I'll do anything for little Jimmy.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You can start singing the alphabet anywhere you want. 
 Response 1: I feel like I should start with G because I'm thinking gee, this is a crazy time. 
 Response 2: My honey and I woke up and I suggested that we have a TV day because we haven't done it in so long.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm sorry that we had to break up. It's crazy that we got married at Coachellas seven years ago. I think that the divorce is right. 
 Response 1: Hey, Gavin. 
 Response 2: What do we do about the moon juice poster? Should we switch off on the weekends?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Wait. My bread bag's caught in the hinge of the door. 
 Response 1: I sure did. I'm holding her esophagus right now. 
 Response 2: Why were you even wearing your bread bags? You wasn't going into space.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Any advice for robot students like me? 
 Response 1: Hello my friend, Robot Pinkerton. 
 Response 2: Yes, you have. That is an understatement.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Waiter, can I have another one of those rose slushies please? 
 Response 1: Hey dudes, how ya doing? Is everybody sunburnt and drunk? That's the way we do it here. 
 Response 2: Yes, I understand that the staff here, we're all wearing t-shirts that say rosé-all-day. But hey, it's 11am and this would be your 7th.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you mind if I set my coffee cup on the top of your perfectly flat hairdo that you're worried about messing up? 
 Response 1: I don't mind, Helly, but if I should trip or stumble, it might drop liquid onto your skin. 
 Response 2: It's five o'clock somewhere.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Are you about to break that window and retrieve that egg salad sandwich? 
 Response 1: I think we should because that egg salad sandwich looks like it's struggling for air and overheating. 
 Response 2: Well, Rick, you deserve to be happy just like everybody else. I know you're in love with him.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I didn't even think of that. I rented this place that guaranteed that they had a DVD player. 
 Response 1: But the movies you rented are VHS. 
 Response 2: He was very helpful. His willingness to serve a customer was apparent. He just doesn't know anything.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's a secret Tums spot that's only going to air for the Illuminati. 
 Response 1: Yordy, what do we always say? When there is no chili, we make chili. 
 Response 2: Oh, believe me. I'm on the mailing list. It's goes to a secret PO Box though.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Class, settle down so we can take attendance. 
 Response 1: Are you hung over sir? You're sweating? 
 Response 2: Well, the inn's closed for the night, but why don't you come stay with me? Always happy to have a logger in from another land to stay in my home and share in my hearth.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yes, we heard there was a Dracula re up and we said, well, we have to see this for ourselves. 
 Response 1: We were just trying to do dangerous sexy times. 
 Response 2: Thank you for giving us a second chance, and the roast beef is on the house.  I'll include it in your buffet.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I can't imagine anyone doing a better job in this role on Spin City than Michael J. Fox. 
 Response 1: May he be complete forever. 
 Response 2: Do I have multiple pockets? I like to carry many kinds of cheese with me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm a latch key kid. I don't even have baby sitters. I just have myself. 
 Response 1: I'm a latch key kid too. A first generation latch key kid. 
 Response 2: They're all the way at the edge of the town. 18 1/2 miles.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I hope I didn't screw the air that time. 
 Response 1: But, Maria, I just thought it'd be nice to call you by your name a little here and there. 
 Response 2: Well, I'm pinching myself and I'm still here, so I guess it worked or Mom just had sex with the Swedes again.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Marge, I think you're getting very caught up in the post-WWII time period. You drove an Edsal to work today and you're wearing that tweed skirt-suit. 
 Response 1: Well, what do you want me to wear, flip flops? 
 Response 2: What's that? You need to go to the bathroom? I don't have time to talk to you. I gotta go around and tell everyone that we have ten minutes until the Grand Ole Opry starts.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Garold, why didn't you get much sleep last night? It wasn't because you were sleepwalking, right? 
 Response 1: He does sleep walk and she was married and I'm the child of that marriage. 
 Response 2: Alright, well, some of us ain't comfortable with emotions.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You guys were gonna kill me? 
 Response 1: I saw the ad about troll beads. They seem magically to me. 
 Response 2: I wasn't. But yes, he was going to kill you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: When we started you here at this place and made you the receptionist, it was because we thought you wanted a career in makeup. 
 Response 1: I did, but now I want a career in acting. I want to take over theater and play every part at every age, and every generation. And you can't stop me. You've already taught me your tricks. 
 Response 2: And I can't chose reading, right? That's one of those wish laws?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mr. Brennan, help yourself to a carton of cigarettes. We just got a bunch lying out here. 
 Response 1: Oh, thank you. We're having a bit of a Magnificent Seven reunion here at the baseball game. 
 Response 2: Your sister's name is Bristly.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There's only one explanation, besides the one that you offered. Christ wouldn't have done made that ticket in 1947. 
 Response 1: I doubt it. He wasn't around then, right? 
 Response 2: What?  Let her take it?  She looks like she has feet for hands!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Arthur, Miriam, the flowers have gotten here. 
 Response 1: Christmas has come early this December. 
 Response 2: First of all, I don't know why they were so late because we're about to get kicked out.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: These are all the laws that you passed. You thought being a mayor would make you happy, but it seems to have made you kind of worse. 
 Response 1: I gotta say, it seemed like I was happy for a little bit. But the longer I'm here, the worse it gets. 
 Response 2: I'm bringing the grease so they can cook.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I hear it's tough being a nighttime Christian, because how are you gonna, like, tell your dreams not to swear or listen to secular music? 
 Response 1: I think we failed in marketing. I feel like we should have given away the cameras that they give away at weddings. 
 Response 2: Well, that's why I spend half my day in confession. From the night before.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm so happy that you're here visiting on my birthday of all days. 
 Response 1: You're a ghost and you've never looked trimmer. 
 Response 2: I was looking for some lodging in your wonderful logging town.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: My son plays offensive tackle. He's a big boy. 
 Response 1: Oh, so he probably likes to fight a lot. 
 Response 2: Oh, thank you. I like the feel of it. Is this made out of paper?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Not asking patients about themselves seems almost contrary to being a doctor. 
 Response 1: Maybe. But I am not a good doctor. 
 Response 2: Hank, if you say filigree one more time, I'm going to smack you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I do know if you can get typhoid from Thai food, but I won't tell you. 
 Response 1: Why wouldn't you tell us, we're the last three people alive, we think. 
 Response 2: You seem important, unlike other ladies I've met here in Rome.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Would you ever read comic books young lady? 
 Response 1: I would give it a shot, I hear they have guys with crotch bulges in there? 
 Response 2: I'll do my best for you, David.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't want to go out there. I can't sing. My voice is too low. 
 Response 1: Oh honey, get the camera! 
 Response 2: Getty, what are you talking about?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This lamb is our daughter, Carolyn. 
 Response 1: I got excited about it. It was more scary because we didn't know if you were getting murdered or murdering. 
 Response 2: Very pleased to meet you, Carolyn. You're very beautiful in a very obscene way.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: My dad's got huge gout on his foot. 
 Response 1: Nobody answer any questions. I'm the only one answering questions. 
 Response 2: I ate a whole goose and now I regret it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, Billy. Now, none of that. Remember rule number two. Always accept different forms of life and different forms of consciousness. And that's what Pinkerton is. You'll never get it if you're going to be prejudice against other beings or entities. 
 Response 1: I just can't believe I'm going to school with robots and mon calamaris. 
 Response 2: Yeah, nobody else has been on this plane. It's just you. Welcome to Cincinnati.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We've been spending the coins to keep the clubhouse going. It costs rent. 
 Response 1: I bet that was it. Thank you, Mr. Sulu. 
 Response 2: We also order pizza twice a day.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm just expressing my admiration, you know. 
 Response 1: Alright, well, some of us ain't comfortable with emotions. 
 Response 2: I think it's amazing!  The buildings are so tall!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Fertility is one of your requirements for a business partner? 
 Response 1: Well, that's one of my sociopathic requirements because I want to further my line. It's a way of ensuring that I live forever. 
 Response 2: She has departed this realm for another.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My name is Shaun. 
 Response 1: Shaun? What kind of Shaun? An A-U? An A-W? An A-U-G-H-T-H? 
 Response 2: Just so you knew I meant business. You're not going anywhere. You're going to stop terrorizing this town.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I almost feel bad picking this guy's pockets. 
 Response 1: You'd like to get x-rays? Do you feel like there's something wrong with you? 
 Response 2: Did he just try to eat his own hand?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I've never felt more myself than when I have another self within me. 
 Response 1: Hank, if you say filigree one more time, I'm going to smack you. 
 Response 2: Well, you are radiant, you've a beautiful glowing from within and, of course, you look very pregnant.  It's a bit of a distraction, don't you think?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You don't want Doris at home. She's a terrible burden. 
 Response 1: I've grown real attached to a lot of the stuff I had down there. Like a bean bag. I have a chicken down there. It's really small, you're not going to notice. It fits right in my pocket. 
 Response 2: Yes, that robe is open literally all the time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Charlie's dad texts from India occasionally. 
 Response 1: Oh, my. The roaming must be off the charts. 
 Response 2: So, they're not here now, but after word gets out that the child murder is committed...
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Michelle is married. To a Honda Civic. She's been marrying cars all over town. 
 Response 1: This goes absolutely in the face of everything. You have a contract with us. 
 Response 2: Well I love them all!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You heard Tom say that Moana thing, right? 
 Response 1: Those are my initials. My first name is Albert. My middle name is Sam. My last name is Nesbit-Umbrella. 
 Response 2: It's like he threw raisin potato salad in your face.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Listen, we've spent the last five months look for breakfast. I think we can spend a day or two looking for the hot springs and we'll just see where it takes us. 
 Response 1: Yeah, well, I gotta be in the mood. You know what I mean? I've gotta be in the mood to talk. If I'm not, I'll hiss at ya and I'll chase you off my property. But I'm in the mood to talk today. 
 Response 2: Probably marriage. I'm betting marriage.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, look! The dog is using his paw to page through that gourmet magazine. 
 Response 1: I am, dear. Come meet the neighbors. 
 Response 2: Yeah, just like Doris did. It's almost like the dog is Doris.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well I am just about at the end of my rope, Jeanine. 
 Response 1: You know, I'd like to think that there's a little Aid Man in all of us. 
 Response 2: That's a really inappropriate thing to say since Roberto appears to have hanged himself. Which may or may not have been a carefully cloaked robot murder.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'll roll down the window. That's my job. 
 Response 1: Alright, Deidre. 
 Response 2: And I carried that thing, the tall scale that doctors used to have? I just dragged that with me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: All right from here on out, you're on your own. 
 Response 1: I keep the bras in my desk, right next to my pack of cigarettes and my bread. 
 Response 2: You would really do that, wouldn't you? Oh my god you already packed my bags?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Excuse me, Ma'am. Why did you leave New Jersey? 
 Response 1: I felt like I had too much class for the place. 
 Response 2: I'm a man puppet with a woman's soul inside me. So I identify as a man now.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My name is Militia. 
 Response 1: He doesn't have a ticket again. This happens every Sunday. 
 Response 2: My name is Dark Crystal. It's time for you to take your fifteen minute break.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Dr., I notice there is no wedding ring on your ring finger. 
 Response 1: That's true. The sea has claimed all of my wives. 
 Response 2: Hi, I'm Steve. The baker. The American baker.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yes, back at home we have some jumper cables. We each have our own set. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I think I was sort of a first draft. 
 Response 2: I feel like we have so much in common. Do you guys want to go to lunch?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, I'm embarrassed of my scar. It's unsightly. 
 Response 1: Well, I think it's sexy, because I got a ton of time on my hands. 
 Response 2: It was a Sunday show and then it was delayed until Friday night.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So, I guess I'm not entirely sure what your problem is with Hank Thompson. 
 Response 1: Of course, sir. There we go. If you can just put your face up next to the vent over there, the mist will take care of the rest. 
 Response 2: Here's the thing. He had his office full of stuff that I know he couldn't have owned.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you feel like going into a k-hole? 
 Response 1: Looking back on it, I think a lot of those people trusted me because I introduced myself as Doctor and wore a lab coat and stethoscope. 
 Response 2: Yes, I would love to just stare at one part of carpet for five hours.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I hope my new weapon is a cane. 
 Response 1: Well, you hoped right. And hope floats, and so does this cane, because it's eel skin. 
 Response 2: I can't think of anything I'd rather do more.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Look, I found some roast beef here in my kerchief pocket. 
 Response 1: Oh, I thought that was a pocket square. 
 Response 2: We left Baltimore to find something new. Maybe that new thing is death. Do you want to give it a try with me?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yeah, something feels a little bit weird about this because I just met and I'm already helping you, but I heard so much about you so I'm sure it's fine. 
 Response 1: Yes, there's the ice maker and the water in the front. Crushed and cubed. 
 Response 2: It's fine. We're going to get married after this. So I hope this thing with that other girl that you're leaving with isn't serious. She could be our nanny.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Here's the thing. I know my wife is very cool. I mean, I'm married to her, and obviously I enjoy the fact that she's very cool. 
 Response 1: Let's all say it together. Always bury a key in aisle four under the pantyhose. 
 Response 2: Hey, since you know her so well, can you put in a word for me? Like, find out what her deal is?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You don't want the kids or the pediatrician to get sick? 
 Response 1: I'm pretty sure that's why you've been cursed to be here. 
 Response 2: Either one. I don't want to be responsible for an epidemic if the kids get sick or if the pediatrician gets sick and passes it onto other kids.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Here's how you know the difference between Disney world and Disney Land. Disney World has Epcot Center and Disney Land got funnel cake. 
 Response 1: There is something about the shape of a square that causes people to call in love, basically. If only my strict policy guidelines didn't forbid inter-garden romance. 
 Response 2: I smell funnel cake. I'm at Disney Land.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Eleanor, I gotta put you down. My shoulders are killing me. How about you stand in front of me a little bit, huh? 
 Response 1: Alright. It was nice being up here in the rarified air. But, go ahead. 
 Response 2: That sounds like jazz.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I was Pat and now I am Antonio. 
 Response 1: OK. This is a sound business plan. Let's go. Let's put that ad in the Penny Saver. 
 Response 2: Oh, just like Banderas. Like Antonio Banderas. I loved him in Evita.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Catastrophic climate change, huh? It's December in Florida. Who would have thought we'd have ice. 
 Response 1: Clinton, I think they're messing with us. How would there be ice in Florida? 
 Response 2: It was worth the 89 thousand dollars my husband spent on it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: All right, you guys are right. It was my bomb. I didn't want to to admit it but it went off and I panicked and I drove us straight to the bottom of the ocean. Or this large body of water, I don't know - it's non specific. 
 Response 1: It's a two man act! I love those the best. 
 Response 2: Whatever it is it's big enough to accommodate an airship that also does stunt shows.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you think that it's a bad sign your parents left as soon as I told them about my swing-ska obsession? 
 Response 1: Well, knowing mama and papa, they're probably going to want to poison you. I didn't want to bring this up. 
 Response 2: Plus she's an alien.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You know you can backspace though, right? You know that you can delete words in your text? 
 Response 1: That's bullshit. Backspace is bullshit and I'm not taking that with me into 2019. I'm on a typewriter lifestyle. 
 Response 2: Either one. I don't want to be responsible for an epidemic if the kids get sick or if the pediatrician gets sick and passes it onto other kids.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Ken, no one wants you to murder anyone. You're a time criminal. 
 Response 1: I know, but it will give you guys some news. Think of the ratings you'll get. 
 Response 2: Why, yes I did. I feel like I've almost relived this moment before.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Richard, how many times do I have to tell you that long speeches with metaphor and simile are mine? 
 Response 1: I've heard of that before. It's a bed and breakfast wiith R&B playing all the time. 
 Response 2: I'm trying to make my thing where I just reverse what someone says and making it sound trippy, you know what I mean?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You opened my eyes.  I now realize that I'm in a job that I find unfulfilling, and I never thought about it until now.  Maybe I could have a job that I like instead of a job that I just feel is a terrible drudgery that I dread going to. 
 Response 1: I don't know what to say.  I feel like I've broken down so many of your emotional barriers today and, being your mechanic and all, I haven't even begun to touch your car.  This is momentous. 
 Response 2: You now have 12 hours. 12 hours until your worst nightmare.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm afraid of stilts. That's why we're so distant, Janet. I'm afraid of moderate heights. 
 Response 1: Well, if I make a halter top and a tube skirt, so I suppose I need 3 or 4 bags. 
 Response 2: Honey, if that's all there is to this, look, I'm going to take off my shoes, put my knees in my shoes, and go real Dorf for you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, he acts like he's shy, but really he's got an underlying meaning for throwing all those parties, and if you just knew what his underlying agenda was, you'd be so upset. It's despicable. 
 Response 1: I'm happy for you. It's a good investment. Be sure to bring us back any change. 
 Response 2: Did he invite you to these parties? Maybe you're mad about him not inviting you. Maybe that's what this is about.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I thought you remembered everybody you ever met. 
 Response 1: Isn't that the proof? I just called you Charlie. 
 Response 2: Are you serious that sounds amazing if I run then you are going to be my VP.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: All right. I'll meet you back at the store. I shouldn't have left it alone this long. 
 Response 1: Yeah, that's weird. You're the only employee and the door is wide open. 
 Response 2: It's not a tapeworm. I promise.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I didn't even know that you didn't get permission slips to take the kids to the zoo. 
 Response 1: Oh, yeah. I said "Let's go!" and then I put them in a burlap sack. 
 Response 2: It's gone. I ate them all and the plastic bag.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You know, I was thinking about the serpent at the other camp across the way. 
 Response 1: Are you done? I was in this line ten minutes ago and you're still in here singing your dumbass love song to this guy. 
 Response 2: The satanist camp?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We can put any kind of shit in there we want. They didn't even ask what's in the dish. 
 Response 1: I've got an idea, this is crazy. Let's put chicken in it. They'll be like "but this is a seafood restaurant, this isn't seafood." 
 Response 2: Well, Josiah, that's a tale for another time.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is romantic, sweetheart. 
 Response 1: It is, isn't it? It's like you're having a baby yourself. 
 Response 2: He's the most famous clown on this side of the tri-state area.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I feel like you keep sawing the legs off, and then you think it's not right.  You saw the legs off of the other side.  It's getting shorter and shorter.? 
 Response 1: It's a little ping pong table.  It's the truth. 
 Response 2: And here's a free bag of cheese curds.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We're getting rid of the pirate ship. 
 Response 1: Everyone loves the pirate ship. It gives them that funny feeling in their stomach. 
 Response 2: Little Donald will be fine, OK? This is not a dingo. It don't eat babies.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: How's it been going, Tom? 
 Response 1: I did, you seem a little confused about our menu. Is there anything I can help clear up for ya? 
 Response 2: Well, I couldn't use the bathroom. It's like an infinity pool in there.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't have arms. You forgot to draw my arms. 
 Response 1: You're an experimental abstract. 
 Response 2: We came up with it the first time. The Wet Willy 2.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm under the umbrella of LensCrafters. 
 Response 1: Oh, Midge, I have a feeling you're going to get to go in the ocean for a very long time. You'll like it so much, you won't want to leave. 
 Response 2: How would I know you're under an umbrella? I can't see. That's very rude.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Some cultures call the potato the earth apple. 
 Response 1: That's right. You should kiss more like my sister. We practice all the time. 
 Response 2: OK. That makes sense. I thought that's what people from mars called our apples.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That was quite an arduous journey, Ruth. I feel as if my bones have been shaken all about in my body. 
 Response 1: Well, I have  a lot of hay in my hair and you have some old coats still left on you. 
 Response 2: We're so proud of you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, my God. That's terrifying branding. I might rethink this gig. 
 Response 1: I know. Wait until we exit through the gift shop. 
 Response 2: In the future they do. It's a very thick newspaper.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, good. You've got the key.  Now, we're going to see this Michael Jackson puppet get what it deserves. 
 Response 1: Madeline, if I were to accuse you of not being able to do your job I would, of course, convene the tribunal. As we do according to the book. The Icelandic manual that we all go by here in Iceland. 
 Response 2: Yeah, we're going to see some of this hand magic you've been bragging about.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I mean, what, we're just here forever? This weird empty space? 
 Response 1: I don't know. If we're in purgatory, I guess so. 
 Response 2: Yeah, right. I just want to get home to see my family, you know. I left too late. Now, here I am, flying on Christmas Day.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Asking if I have drugs is an inappropriate question to ask at a drug awareness seminar. 
 Response 1: I just wanted to know if you're still good with your sobriety. That's what I was asking. 
 Response 2: Ah, well, Luigi, it's very nice, however, uh, I really asked that you stay below deck, as you know, because your appearance disturbs Pussibly.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You know, my leg is right here with me, but it's not attached to me. 
 Response 1: Oh, okay.  Well, keep it close and give it a little hug. 
 Response 2: I wish you wouldn't call me that.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I have a cough lozenge for one if you'd like one, my man. 
 Response 1: Well, I wouldn't say no. I mean I almost coughed and I don't want to cough. I don't think anyone really likes it. 
 Response 2: Absolutely not. Those things are old. I hate old things.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Brigadier Private is a clown. 
 Response 1: I know. Nobody likes him guys, but he's under contract. He'll be around for awhile. 
 Response 2: That was so wonderful. You know what? It is a turn on not to hear wheezing while you're doing it. My husband, he's so loud when we do it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mr. Buffett, please don't kill Sandy. Please. She didn't quote a Steve Miller song to you. 
 Response 1: Wow, in the air? He sounds like a demon. 
 Response 2: Oh, fine. She's too far away anyway.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Are you still there? Hello, hello? 
 Response 1: If you bring me a wolf, I will train it. 
 Response 2: I'm still here. Are you pretending that you can't hear me? That you lost me? You can't lose someone in a confession booth!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: And all that you described is football? 
 Response 1: Basically. Yeah, that's how it's played. 
 Response 2: I felt like, well now we're not twins. So I elected to have my arm removed by the logging machine. It was a sacrifice.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Craig T. Nelson has top bill. This is a Craig T. Nelson film. 
 Response 1: Oh no. You can do it, Rubber Band! Just 30 more seconds. 
 Response 2: What about Chris O'Donnell or Scott Wolf? Can they be in it?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The Streets? Of course, we've all heard of The Streets. 
 Response 1: I've driven on them. 
 Response 2: William, as a surprise for your birthday we put in some songs and you're not going to know which one it is until you get up there.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mom, won't you stay here for some child/adult interplay, perhaps with an educational perhaps with an educational toy. 
 Response 1: Guys. Let's learn from our mistakes last time. Everyone has their magnetic shoes on? And no one brought a bomb, right? 
 Response 2: Stop watching Sesamee Street. Jesus, I gotta get cigarettes.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Tim, do you want to hang out tomorrow? 
 Response 1: You know something? You said "Gaya marry me" and I was like "God, you know this ain't gonna work". You were like "Gaya, I love you, you're mother earth" and I was like "God, you God, let's do this". 
 Response 2: Sure. Will I really get to see you?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I know she's in love with me. I saw her on the street. She looked right in my eyes and I could tell she was in love with me. 
 Response 1: Hold on, what's that refrain she's singing? 
 Response 2: I have to tell you guys, it seems like he's also Tom's former partner. So, he came back as combination of walking allergies.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Nobody call the police. 
 Response 1: You're right. It will ruin the neighborhood. 
 Response 2: We don't have any water. Well, wait. Chucky's sweating like crazy. Would tongue sweat work?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's so sweet that Roger wants to play host for a little while. 
 Response 1: We did come all the way up here, we might as well enjoy it. I wasted so much gas. 
 Response 2: I'm going through something right now. Just got out of a long term relationship. I've been sleeping at work for a couple weeks now. So, yes.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've always wondered what it would be like to be mean and angry. 
 Response 1: Well, try it right now. Try being mean. 
 Response 2: We should head over there after the ceremony.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Evelyn, you know Garold is a very eligible bachelor. 
 Response 1: He's a very eligible Orzaball, which is very important. It's probably the most important thing about him. 
 Response 2: Isn't that your dad right next to you? How awkward.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey, guys, I can see the cabin up ahead. Let's run to it. 
 Response 1: I bet they got toys and trinkets in there. 
 Response 2: Yes dear, but it's a little soon to be calling me mom. I've only been married to your dad for five years.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Why were you even wearing your bread bags? You wasn't going into space. 
 Response 1: That was back when this was just an orange grove that people would tour. 
 Response 2: But I wanted to.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Ma'am, can I interest you in a scented breath? We have coconut, espresso, butter pecan and loganberry. 
 Response 1: No, I don't want anything on my jacket but a breast cancer pin. 
 Response 2: Yes, I can't turn down a scented breath. I think I'll go with a butter pecan breath.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I've got fifty cents, how about you Chuck? 
 Response 1: I've got fifty cents too. It's my last fifty cents. I'll probably be dead soon. 
 Response 2: Ohhh, they got barbecue Fritos there?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Does Forest read helpful? 
 Response 1: Whoever wins, doesn't pay for the beers. 
 Response 2: I don't know if he can read at all.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mary got slurped into a Maytag? 
 Response 1: Somebody should have told me. It would have been ruder to shit in this chair than to go over to the door. 
 Response 2: It was crazy. She got spit out of the water and she hit her head on the boat.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I took a dump in my pants. 
 Response 1: Yeah, we're aware of that. You don't need to keep mentioning it all the time. 
 Response 2: Medicine and science are evil. Alka Seltzer's bubbles are soles of people. And, Pepto Bismol, you know how your poop is black when it comes out? That's the devil.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's a bit of a distraction, don't you think? 
 Response 1: Well, you know what's a distraction?  Elizabeth's webbed chin! 
 Response 2: Maybe she should be my first human kill.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Let me just - just, devil's advocate. If you are a human, how do we explain that to people after smoking your human body? 
 Response 1: There's just something about this place. No one seems to be able to get out. 
 Response 2: I was just saying, what if we start with the hair? Start with the hair, get a little buzz. See if we get high.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're looking at me like I haven't been looked at in a while. 
 Response 1: Our lives are so hard. I don't know if I should got to Ackbar or Mickey's. Isn't that hard? 
 Response 2: I like a woman who knows what kind of cereal she wants.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You think we went a little overboard cursing the guy who gave you a parking ticket? 
 Response 1: So probably that's a better thing to say. Non-Swiss cheese. 
 Response 2: I think you went a lot overboard and I hope all of you got my memo. We made poster, banners, and buttons. This is a clean work environment.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I wanted this to be broken. I broke the frame that my mom put her divorce papers in because I was mad and sad. 
 Response 1: Good morning Meredith. How are you today? 
 Response 2: I can't read. I didn't know what that was.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You've all taken your molly and it's been 25 minutes. How are you all feeling? 
 Response 1: Sir, permission to speak to your beautiful face. I am feeling like I could just hug you so hard right now, sir. 
 Response 2: Why would you assign any level of intelligence to your hands, darling?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sometimes I wish we we had more of a life together. Most of the time I find myself just trapped in the corner. 
 Response 1: Well, we can go out and talk about it some more. I might be interested. 
 Response 2: Well Chris, that's because you won't play my man vs. man hunting game I like to play. Haven't you seen me playing?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I've never really had to process those kind of emotions. I mean, based on my actions here today, it's very clear that I'm a sociopath. 
 Response 1: Just like your grandfather. He was a sociopath and I loved him to pieces. 
 Response 2: Wow, that's a tradition? That sounds great. Count me in. I think I'll go walk around.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We outta sell them placards. We never even thought of selling them, but we steal a ton of them. 
 Response 1: They're just so easy to take. 
 Response 2: It's fair because theres three of you and one of me!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We didn't put a mic on you, sir. We didn't know you were going to be hopping on set. 
 Response 1: You're a very clean person. You have beautiful nails and nail beds. Your face is shining like the sun, but not in a greasy way. In a way lit from within. You have beautiful translucent skin. I see your veins but I don't mind it. You're like a statue come to life. 
 Response 2: It's my thing. That's what I do. I saw the superhero go that way!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, Marge and I will go back to our marriage and you go publish another book or whatever? 
 Response 1: I was thinking what's the opposite of hell? Maybe we could open an ice cream shop together. 
 Response 2: Sir, I'm glad you asked me that question.  We have so much roast beef that the Beef Council called us and said, "Are you sure you want to do this?"
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey, Wilt Chamberlain. You know me from backstage. 
 Response 1: Sure, you're Rush's roadie, aren't you? 
 Response 2: It wasn't a live shark, it was a mechanical shark. So technically it was real, but also fake.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Doris Dog, You processed some words that your food lady said? 
 Response 1: If I may, I'd like to suggest Forest Whitaker. He's fat and he's trustworthy. 
 Response 2: When I was waiting in the box at her birthday party, she was talking about her job.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I think I'll go with a butter pecan breath. 
 Response 1: Ain't nobody gonna help you.  You are the victim of Dracula.  There's only one man in this world that's got the guts to try to stop me, and he ain't around for miles. 
 Response 2: OK. You're a woman after my own heart. You're really going to enjoy this scent.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You were sleep walking on a plane, during 9-11? 
 Response 1: Yeah, but there were a lot of planes that day. It was a plane going to Dallas/Ft. Worth. 
 Response 2: I have diabetes.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, look. Your brother looks just like you. 
 Response 1: But you can tell who's who because they're missing the opposite arm. So you gotta just know that, each one missing the opposite arm. 
 Response 2: Oh, yeah. I said "Let's go!" and then I put them in a burlap sack.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I just want to say that no matter what happens, we played a great game. If we win, I'm going to adopt you two. 
 Response 1: Oh, my God. It's finally coming true. We have a two point lead. The odds are in our favor. There's no way we can fail. 
 Response 2: That's all right. I studied science for both of us.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, I just assumed... I assumed once we spun the salad dry, we'd take it out of the tank. 
 Response 1: It's a Luger. It's a pistol from Nazi Germany. 
 Response 2: No, I - this was... to try and have a nice dinner in the tank, I can see it's obviously a lot of fun for the people watching us - out there - they seem to be really enjoying the fact that no matter how many times I spin the salad, it will not get dry.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Unfortunately, we were prosecuted to the full extent of the law. 
 Response 1: Alright, I'll see y'all in about 30 minutes. 
 Response 2: That's right. We've never had ten year old children sentenced to community service before.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Joseph's head was bashed in with a rock. 
 Response 1: None of us were prepped for this, Sven. 
 Response 2: That was a great rehearsal. It felt real. I felt like we really connected.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I was broke up after your mom fell out that window and I was desensitized to violence. I saw a movie just last night that changed everything. 
 Response 1: Well, you know, a three-car pileup and very poor medical insurance, but a great lawsuit equals to me being taken care of for the rest of my life. 
 Response 2: Was it that one with the zombie mom?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, from the waste up, you have no veins? 
 Response 1: Show up? As in, be there? I should be at the train station? 
 Response 2: There's no veins. I had them redirected to the legs.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: And I have an NRA discount. Are you still doing that, or is this one of those PC LensCrafters? 
 Response 1: It's one of those PC LensCrafters. We don't give things that make shooters better at seeing. 
 Response 2: Yes, that's right. A lot of people have fun with that, but they have no idea what they look like unless someone takes a photo.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My honey and I woke up and I suggested that we have a TV day because we haven't done it in so long. 
 Response 1: Yeah, Toilet Island was the last real show. There are really toilets and there are really islands. 
 Response 2: You started your day with TV? What a waste of time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mom and Dad, today I learned so much stuff about black history, the first 9-11 call and acapella soul singing. 
 Response 1: Oh, honey. I'm so glad they let us giraffes go to school with your neck and all. 
 Response 2: This is Home Depot, young lady. We don't sell feminine hygiene products. We have many different kinds of absorbent cloths for you, but that's not my department.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't want to fire you, Doctor, but I'd love if you'd resign. 
 Response 1: You know, honestly, that's a really nice offer, but I was thinking what if I just went in the cave. The mystic cave. I just love diamonds and I love dark spaces. Maybe I'll just live in the cave and be a creature. 
 Response 2: I know what that means. I better go.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Are you mortal? Or do you hold powers you haven't yet even discovered? 
 Response 1: Well, that's a good question. Sometimes I feel a little telekinetic-y. Like I can move something with my mind. 
 Response 2: Yes, smoking in church.  That's my next stop after being a pregnant teen.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I wish that it didn't have to be like this and that you could just trust me again. 
 Response 1: Really? Dang. Yeah, I was getting in there. It really hurts. 
 Response 2: Let's not make this about our decades long, yet ended marriage.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: There is something going on with the heat. 
 Response 1: Yes, I keep it on so that you three will be strong! 
 Response 2: It's probably from the tension in my heart from working a job 60 hours a week and then coming home to this gruel that you call food.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I arrived at that meeting late, after that guy was dead. 
 Response 1: I remember hearing about that. His PowerPoint was so boring he slit his own throat. 
 Response 2: Whoa, did you bring an old lady with you, man?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is he OK? He's making strange sounds. 
 Response 1: I've never heard him make that sound before but he's trying so hard to please us. He knows how much is at stake here. 
 Response 2: I'll tend to the fries.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm going to confess something to you. My associate Timothy and I, we did not know if you meant the American measurement of Fahrenheit - the empirical measurement - or the European metric measure of Centigrade.? 
 Response 1: I also believe Canadians use it. 
 Response 2: I know. Hey listen, Jonathan, I want to say I appreciate you calling me whenever your wife goes to work so we can have this place all to ourselves. The acoustics in your house are fantastic.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, absolutely.  We can defer the boat to go around the storms, but it's going to take longer to get to, uh, Venice.? 
 Response 1: No, Mario.  This isn't just a regular yacht.  It's a chic yacht. 
 Response 2: Here, take this Canadian healthcare and some poutine.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Was that echo me or you? 
 Response 1: OK, you announced that like maybe you were about to be a celebrity or dignitary. 
 Response 2: It's hard to tell. The wifi is really bad in here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He's at the club at the bottom of the hill. We told you that several times. 
 Response 1: I can't have it in me anymore. You better take it out of me right now. 
 Response 2: I'm just so nervous to go. He didn't love me then, what if he doesn't love me now?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Can I ask you a question? Did you have to go through the whole training camp and the boot camp and all that? Since you were just lancing boils was yours slightly shorter? 
 Response 1: I had to do the whole thing and the boil lancing was kind of "you're bad at everything else, we'll give you something to do." The Sergeant said "I guess we'll let you come." He just gave me a little needle. 
 Response 2: They didn't have anything without dairy or soy. They tried to give me toppings. And they had the scroll in the register, so they couldn't open it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What's that raven doing at this parrot jungle? I wonder what it wants. 
 Response 1: Each of you have a secret that you haven't yet revealed. The one that is most honest will be spared. 
 Response 2: I kissed you back and it was great. I wanted to see you again.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Arlene, you've got to come home. I miss you. 
 Response 1: It sounds like you need to find your child. 
 Response 2: Wait, they give you cups of coffee when you make it to the major leagues?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hera turned another woman into a cow! 
 Response 1: Time is a riddle. Time wraps itself around like a coil of a spring that has never sprung, like a dew drop thing that falls up into the cloud. Time is nothing and everything. All is time. Four forty seven. 
 Response 2: She turned Zeus into a jerk with all her nagging.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: If Sam Houston is still alive, he would be so old, he must be immortal somehow. 
 Response 1: Yeah, or one of these thousands of people in the audience. 
 Response 2: OK. What are some of the immortal things we know about?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Ruth, I think you're filled with the Holy Spirit. 
 Response 1: My husband's back to normal. I'm back to normal. I can feel my hands again. 
 Response 2: I feel like someone took an ear horn and put it to my lips and God's voice came out.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We're all teachers and we're just trying to do our best by the kids. 
 Response 1: I was having a great day, but I just realized there's only one channel on television and that's going to ruin my life forever. 
 Response 2: Yeah. I'm just administration, so i don't really give a fuck.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What's this?  I hear one of my employees has been throwing away knives!  Robert, is this true?  Have you thrown away perfectly good knives? 
 Response 1: Mr. Denny, they were all dull and stuff. 
 Response 2: This isn't fair. We've been camping out all night to be here.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You do spend a lot of time styling your hair, Angie. 
 Response 1: I've got to make my hair perfect for when I do my presentations about the bean bag chair full of nachos! 
 Response 2: Thanks, so are my pants.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I still don't know if Arthur was a villain or a knight. 
 Response 1: I'd like that, but you seem on the fence about it. 
 Response 2: I think he was like a knight who turned into a villain, you know what I mean?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Don't tell anybody what I was doing. 
 Response 1: She was the original tough gal with a bad attitude. 
 Response 2: Well, we can all see you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You see if I kill em then maybe I will get to inherit all of the money. 
 Response 1: Well, I'm all over ebay, I'll just say that. I know what something's worth. 
 Response 2: But if you kill him then you are also a murderer you are in a quandry.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'd like to call this five minute meeting to order. As you know, a lot of the side work hasn't been getting done at night. 
 Response 1: Hutchinson, there's no chart. How are we supposed to know who's supposed to do the side work? 
 Response 2: There had been very few sexual advances made in binderism.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Even though you're not here on the right day, please stay. 
 Response 1: Yeah, that sounds good to me. I really thought setting you free would be the best for you, but it turns out it's not. 
 Response 2: Oh, I've already stayed. I've gotten into the Swedish Meatballs. They're delicious.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I get 30 minutes of phone time, and I've been reading about Van Nuys. It seems so magical. I can't wait to go 
 Response 1: Oh, sorry. Let me finish this cheese. 
 Response 2: But it seems scary, too. Like, what if I want to go to the beach or I want to get frozen yogurt that has no gluten in it? 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Where the fuck are you? Where's my beer? Don't make me send your mom out again. 
 Response 1: Dad, I just made a quick stop. I had to grab something really quick before I got your beer. 
 Response 2: Right, and he loves to hug.
Output: Response 1