niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: I'm looking over the book of your life and it says here your wife left you for a Hot Topic manager, not an OfficeMax manager. 
 Response 1: Oh do you mean the witness that ruined the marriage already? 
 Response 2: We got back together after the Hot Topic guy and, she loves to work retail - it's like hot for teacher, but for store managers. I would take her back every fucking time. She also loved her Petco manager.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Anyway, I'd like to move on to the Tipsy-Topsy Dimension,  where everything is just as it should be. Now I know that surprising because of what it's called well, but everything is neatly lined up in a nice, perfect world. 
 Response 1: It's a bit of a mystery. You think Tipsy-Topsy, and your mind goes to topsy-turvy. But then you get there and it's like no, everything's right. 
 Response 2: The movie, obviously. We didn't read the book. Who reads? No one.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Ma'am, tell me about your marriage and how it didn't work out. 
 Response 1: It lasted 32 days. 30 of those day, I didn't know where he was. 
 Response 2: Alright, honey. Let's make your dream come true, I guess. I'll go where you go.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I guess you are at the head of the line now. 
 Response 1: That's weird there were just a bunch of people in front of me, where did they go? 
 Response 2: Yes, I loved my husband Frank. He was an ex-marine.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Cleatus, you've worked here for as long as I can remember. 
 Response 1: In fairness, that's not a long time. 
 Response 2: Yeah, he is. He talks through Patch from Days of Our Lives.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There's a cockroach on the floor. 
 Response 1: Look, I'm not feeling like myself. Feeling all sweaty and dehydrated. I think it was the olive oil I drank. Mixed with the saltwater. 
 Response 2: Okay buddy, put it down. Away from your mouth.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Ray, you're ruining this play for everyone. 
 Response 1: I've thought about that, but instead I've decided to go to Un-namedville, USA. 
 Response 2: I don't care. I don't like theater, it's stupid. It's outdated.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, your full name is Pat Stamp? 
 Response 1: I have so many friends named Pat that I just always add my last name. 
 Response 2: What does that mean are you saying woman can't do things? I'm a woman.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There seems to be a bunch of commotion over at that restaurant, Demetrius. Maybe we should go see what's going on. 
 Response 1: And the same with the Shamrock Shake. Did I ever tell you how I saved Ireland? 
 Response 2: Any other restaurant would be better than this one.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He told me wait here in the cereal aisle and I was just going to wait here until my oats were moistened. 
 Response 1: I did. I had braces and I had head gear. I had to wear the head gear to school and I was brutally bullied. 
 Response 2: Well, let me find out where Vlad is. You just stay right here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: These prophecies we've been giving, are we making them happen or are these just things that we see in the future? 
 Response 1: You know what? I thought that was a hot tub, but yeah, it's a coffin. 
 Response 2: I'm just guessing. I'm not really seeing anything.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Maybe Brian selling computers too long has made him forget how to breathe. 
 Response 1: Yeah, well we can't all be in construction, building churches. 
 Response 2: Well, all we have is this dough. I can boil it up, but I cannot bake it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We've gassed up the motor on the plane. We're ready to take you to Hawaii, doctor. 
 Response 1: We're going to fly the plane ourselves and we're going to take you there right now. 
 Response 2: It's a gummy rat and it's our prop.  And it's a gummy rat filled with blood.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mr. Kissinger, were you hiding under the President's desk? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I printed it up on my home computer. 
 Response 2: Yes, I'm hiding under the desk taping everything. Every once and awhile the President will feed me a cracker.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I also have a mean dad, too, that's what I'm trying to say. 
 Response 1: Me, too. My dad is just awful, it's clear. His only priority is beer. 
 Response 2: He's been teaching me some things. But, I have my own art that I wanted to put up if that's cool.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: God, I know. He's always with us and I just needed him to be somewhere else for four to seven hours. 
 Response 1: You know what?  I did.  I did have a positive reaction to Denise's empathy, and I feel that if you guys think it's okay, who am I to say no?  I'm not a no'er.  I'm a yes'er. 
 Response 2: This was a good plan, and I'm sorry that my dare to go to the pet store and not buy anything didn't pan out.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I think a lot of us thought you'd be saying the same vows to each other at the same time, not separate things at the same time. 
 Response 1: Oh, did we not? I thought we were. I couldn't hear because I was saying my own vows. 
 Response 2: Don't worry about it, the elevator will be back up shortly. There's an electrical problem with the light. Maybe it's alternating current or direct current.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So you two are definitely having affair, is that right? 
 Response 1: Gloria, I have something to tell you. I've cheated on you 18 times since we got married. 
 Response 2: I don't curse. I'm a Christian.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: If someone was breaking in from outside, why not take the valuable pornography collection in the pornography closet? 
 Response 1: Think of all the museums in all the world. What if all those things and the people in every painting are trapped within it. 
 Response 2: They were vintage porns. I recognized some of them. Didn't you Bernadette?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Fudge Man, your famous grappling fight with Carob Man seemed like such a tough time for you, and you retired right after the fight. 
 Response 1: Yeah, well, you know, it was physically challenging.  It was also emotionally challenging.  I had a lot of therapy after I announced my retirement to help cope. 
 Response 2: She turned another woman into a cow!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We were born in the waves. We were wave birthed. 
 Response 1: Alright, we'll do that. She leads everything. 
 Response 2: To be honest, part of me was hoping that the waves would just suck them out to sea and all I would see was them floating.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You sound like somebody that keeps stepping on a child's toy. 
 Response 1: Yeah, but you know what? It wasn't that great to begin with. 
 Response 2: Look, I can't help that I have a speech impediment.  I try the best I can.  I got to do what I'm relegated to.  This guy, he gets a big number, and he sounds like a squeaky door on Halloween.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You are adorable identical twins. 
 Response 1: Oh, and I'm a veterinarian school teacher. I teach about how to become a veterinarian. 
 Response 2: Thank you so much. Our mom said that she was having twins or no kids at all.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, Miles was out back by the sequoias, and he was conjuring something or saying some strange spells or something.  He's talking all about monsters, and I couldn't tell if what he was saying was real or in my own mind, and I don't know if I can tell a hawk from a handsaw or if I'm going mad and you've got to help me. 
 Response 1: Oh, it's an optional "C". Larissa is short for Clarissa. 
 Response 2: Okay, I think you're definitely insane and I think your dad is, too, but like, this is really interesting out of anything to do right now.  So, like, let's go get Miles.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I thought your name was Joshua. 
 Response 1: It is Joshua Huston. I'm part of the Huston family. We're the oldest Shadow Grove family. 
 Response 2: I haven't seen it. I have a real problem. I feel like people are going to be mad at me if I haven't seen it, so I say I've just seen parts of it. It usually coasts me through.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, we're married and we're strangers? 
 Response 1: Karl Lampley? 
 Response 2: Yeah, I mean, I didn't have any choice. It was predestined.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm just waiting for my friend. He's here for the new release of something. 
 Response 1: Oh, Aid Man. He's a real helpful hero. 
 Response 2: Oh, no! My Mom's on that ride! It's falling!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That's very honest after the fact, but you never took any time off from work. 
 Response 1: Well, I know, but that will soon change because she's going to join me in my reconstruction business. 
 Response 2: I would never take time off work. I love it here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Roll down your window, sir. 
 Response 1: Hey, that's my wife. 
 Response 2: Let's take part of that raccoon, put some cheese on it, and double fry it!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I want you to behave here. Even though children are allowed in dance clubs in Iceland, this is a dance club for grownups. 
 Response 1: It's called executive decision making you, and that's why I love you. 
 Response 2: OK, dads. I promise not to kiss any boys while I'm here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Looks like the gang's all here, cool. But we're still missing one person. Donna. Remember Donna? I heard she fell into the grand canyon. 
 Response 1: OK. No one ever said you should wear the mask, while you're driving. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I heard that too. I heard she was torn apart by two coyotes.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Welcome to the New Spaghetti Factory. We make sure that you know you are getting spaghetti in a bowl and not on a plate. 
 Response 1: OK. Is that the new part? The spaghetti being in a bowl? 
 Response 2: Yeah, we'll have two waters between two donuts and I will start with Zaire.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Have we met you before or are you a new person? 
 Response 1: I'm still Madeline. You're my best friends or have you forgotten me like all the others? 
 Response 2: Yeah, I think they were trying to take back that term.  Like, I am sterile.  You can't define me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Now, our first order of business, obviously world domination.  How's that going? 
 Response 1: It's because I'm so attractive, I need to hide my face with this mask. 
 Response 2: Oh, I just sort of thought we tabled that for next time.  I thought or kind of felt as though we'd agree to do it, but we'd table for next time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm sorry, are you asking me out on a date, ma'am? 
 Response 1: OK, then I'd like to see you pick it up and bind some bills with that. 
 Response 2: I'm asking some questions and we'll see what the answers are. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: They just shot Gregory Peck. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I was in the corps and I was a POW. And my specific job in the corps was to be the person who kind of goes and lances blisters and boils on the seats of, uh, soldiers. 
 Response 2: I could use a Tums after that. What the hell just happened?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Maybe you would have had a better relationship with your mama if she'd had one of them CPAP machines.? 
 Response 1: Yeah, nobody else has been on this plane. It's just you. Welcome to Cincinnati. 
 Response 2: Yeah, they didn't exist back then, I don't think.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's OK, we're aliens - we can kinda do whatever.? 
 Response 1: Well yeah, I mean I was your counselor for 3 of those hours. You told me everything. 
 Response 2: We came in a spaceship, but it's no replace for our mother.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey Paul, I was watching the news today and found something out. The whole world doesn't revolve around you. 
 Response 1: You think the yards of stomach lining with all their bile and acid can break down a piece of paper. 
 Response 2: Gerald, what station was that on?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Dad, I think I'm going to get a job. But you're not gonna like this. It's at Quiznos. 
 Response 1: Oh, God. No son of mine is gonna work at a Quiznos. You've got to get out of this house. 
 Response 2: You can watch me eat it and stare at me like you're snoopy pretending to be a vulture in that tree.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So, maybe you could come up with an animal for me because I'm just Maria.? 
 Response 1: Wait, they give you cups of coffee when you make it to the major leagues? 
 Response 2: Well, let's see.  Based off your pelt, I'd call you a lynx.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: No one can advertise a car with their hands better than you. 
 Response 1: I just wanted to show you that I was prepared to get close to the thing that makes the sandwiches hot and that I'm not afraid. I realize that as a sandwich artist, the number one requirement is don't be afraid of heat. 
 Response 2: I was a National Honor Society color wearer, and here I am. Advertising cars with my hands.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, what do you think, Mitch? Do we tow this thing? I mean, it's blocking a lot of spots. 
 Response 1: I mean, it's a hospital parking lot. We can't just have a car here with its hazards on forever. 
 Response 2: I thought it was your idea. This is like that time we went to Lake Tahoe.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I texted you all of the names we're going to go by. Just look under today. 
 Response 1: I'll admit, I got a long way to go. But you know what? Maybe you could help me, Art. You could put something in that guy's flask. 
 Response 2: Oh, I thought that was a suggestion list. I didn't know it was a master list.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I found computer in the basement and it's got websites on it. 
 Response 1: Maybelline, this is unbelievable. 
 Response 2: Yep, this is made out of the skin of some of the people that didn't make it out of that fire. 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yeah, on planes. I'm always getting yelled at by the stewards. 
 Response 1: That's how they got him to do Ocean's Eleven. 
 Response 2: It's got to be a really tight circle that you're walking in.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm not going in to get Kurt. Let's just wait in the car, Gladys. 
 Response 1: Alright, Phillip. This is what you want, huh? We're going to do a Mexican standoff about who picks our son up from the pediatrician. 
 Response 2: She's touching your shoulder and you can't do anything about it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm Blaine, I'm from the studio. I also have a lot of great ideas. 
 Response 1: I understand. I'm sorry, commander. I know I've let you down. I know that this is perhaps the most nontraditional, traditional-nontraditional outcome that one could expect. 
 Response 2: Not as great the network does, but some I guess.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: These cookies are stale. 
 Response 1: Yeah, they are ghost cookies. So, obviously they are just left over from Halloween. 
 Response 2: I'll take these. All of these and the golden bell in the corner.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm not even a really good detective.  I'm new.  Why do you think these peep holes are so large in this newspaper?  
 Response 1: The blimp ticket must be used now.  
 Response 2: Yeah, they're not great.  They're the size of oranges.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Terry's going to be fine for the rest of his life and so am I. 
 Response 1: Yeah. I'm never gonna die. 
 Response 2: You can help me by directing me toward a blender. I'm looking or a new blender with several blades in there and several speeds.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm Militia, I'm the corporate liaison for Weyland Mutani Aeronautic Space Investigations. 
 Response 1: The laws I passed? Excuse me, I've got to get to city hall to look at my papers. 
 Response 2: Got another one of those beers?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We gave you a couple pencils so you didn't have to do that anymore. 
 Response 1: Yeah, but they don't smell like these markers. 
 Response 2: I think we should, I mean, we've got blood diamonds. I think we should get something even worse than a blood diamond. Takes some kid's soul and put it in a diamond, maybe.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Darling, it's darn near 8:15. You should be up now. 
 Response 1: No, but my sister is supposed to come see me today, she's a big newscaster. 
 Response 2: Get the fuck away from me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I think we're good here, Tim. Thank you very much for checking in on me. 
 Response 1: Okay, that's fine. My name is Ray, but that's OK. 
 Response 2: Silk anesthesia. There's only four known cases in the United States.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Those are my initials. My first name is Albert. My middle name is Sam. My last name is Nesbit-Umbrella. 
 Response 1: Gotta be a lot lighter though. Right friend? 
 Response 2: Oh, I see. So, you're using the classic style monogram.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I've had a lot of cereals before, but I've never had a cereal with Mr. T. on the box. 
 Response 1: Yeah, it's pretty good.  I can eat as much sugary cereals as I like.  It just makes me swollen like a tick. 
 Response 2: That was so wonderful. You know what? It is a turn on not to hear wheezing while you're doing it. My husband, he's so loud when we do it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My first word of advice is to save your toilet paper. 
 Response 1: Look man, if you buy a bong, I'll tattoo your cat. 
 Response 2: That's just all around good life advice.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I can't believe you had the nerve to show your face at this wedding. I'm gonna sue you into oblivion you coward. 
 Response 1: Nice try. You can't sue the Brown's. The Brown's own all this town. 
 Response 2: Me too. I feel like I have a purpose. Oh, because I was told I have one.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Excuse me. Are you still grieving or is this tombstone up for public grief? 
 Response 1: He's not allowed to have them. He's allergic. 
 Response 2: We're just about done grieving. Would you mind if our grieves overlap?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: There's blood just pouring into this room. 
 Response 1: I'm not going to stop until you're dancing by yourself. 
 Response 2: Yes, I know. I'm trying, I was on my way to the manatee tank to see what's going on.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you play any instruments? 
 Response 1: I juggle crawdads if that counts. 
 Response 2: You don't  know me very well, do you Delores? I take my sleeping bag many places.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Honey, I think this is the beginning of a wonderful new chapter in our lives. 
 Response 1: A chapter that has a whole lot of paragraphs. It will be one that will last a long time.  
 Response 2: Sir, I'm glad you asked me that question.  We have so much roast beef that the Beef Council called us and said, "Are you sure you want to do this?"
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My mom doesn't let me eat chocolate because she says eating chocolate makes you a bad person. 
 Response 1: That's right, honey.  There's a lot of caffeine in chocolate, and as your mother, it's my job to make sure you take good care of your health. 
 Response 2: I think you must have teleported him here.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Aren't you gonna be late for the whale watching boat? Honey, you'd better hurry. They're going to leave without you.  I want you to see a whale. 
 Response 1: Mom, I gotta put everything in my backpack, OK? I'll be able to see the whale. 
 Response 2: Look, you can have whatever you want. I'm going to move my development somewhere else, if that's alright with you Salvatore.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're very defensive, but I see that all the time with people that talk to the dead. 
 Response 1: It will probably happen. Although, she couldn't keep a husband for a day. 
 Response 2: Well, I used these yo-yo's to go back in time to fix your life and you didn't do it. You just did the same thing.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're calling me stupid now? 
 Response 1: You said you liked it. You said you liked negative affirmations. 
 Response 2: I did hear my dad say one time to watch the weird old hoof on your hand because when you become a man, so it will become magic. Today, I became a man.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Could you just stay above the table? I'm uncomfortable with you being down there. 
 Response 1: I am black, the white Santa was created by Hallmark and Coca-Cola. 
 Response 2: I'm just worried about the smoke. I'm trying to keep it contained.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: May I speak with you privately? Everything's fine. 
 Response 1: We've never spoken alone. I'm just nervous to be around the big boss by myself. 
 Response 2: Well done, that's real dentistry, Cran. I hope she didn't need that one.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Your majesty, I was thinking about the sacred scroll and what was written on it. 
 Response 1: I forgot all about the sacred scroll. It said that there's a little bit of stone on a microscopic level inside of all Cold Stone ice cream. 
 Response 2: I sent them out on an expedition to go collect ice. I haven't seen them since.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's me. I am a phone. But I also turn into a robot. 
 Response 1: Wait, you've been listening and understanding us talking? 
 Response 2: The name of his band was Hair Punk. but it was a metal band.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're not interrupting a thing. We were just clubbing the air with our sport clubs. 
 Response 1: I feel like a great big scorpion that's clubbing the air. 
 Response 2: He's just got a reputation. He was a great guy. I'll miss him working here.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Why are you laughing at me? Is it my voice? 
 Response 1: Yeah, it's funny.  When you're in a dumpster, there's a lot of cliche things you always find, including spaghetti and lettuce.  I don't know, I guess people eat a lot of spaghetti and lettuce, but more than what they can eat, they throw it away. 
 Response 2: Your voice is very comical for a ghost.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Pussies eat fish. Only pussies. I'm a man's man, I like my steak. 
 Response 1: But you ordered 27 cod. 
 Response 2: It lasted 32 days. 30 of those day, I didn't know where he was.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I haven't missed a single performance, Donna, and I'm not intending to miss it tonight. 
 Response 1: Well, this is crazy.  You're pregnant, and you're at nine months!  Tonight, you could very well have a baby. 
 Response 2: I tell you what, if that tapeworm performs well, then you have yourself a hotdog stand at my carnival.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's a fun day.  We just make a fun game out of it. 
 Response 1: Yeah, well, she does too. All those things. She keeps my other place clean. She cooks. She has sex with me in my other place. I must go. It's my manly duty to please all women. 
 Response 2: Yeah, we put on Katrina and the Waves playlist on iTunes and just jive.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Those kids were talking about our plan, sweetheart. We have to kill those children. 
 Response 1: Alright, but this is unfortunate. 
 Response 2: Please, help my husband. We just got married, I don't want to be a widow so soon.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Everybody, I'm going to take down the velvet rope and we are together going to help this Irish.... European?....definitely European lady. 
 Response 1: I'm Irish and proud of it. Kiss me. 
 Response 2: Your penmanship needs work. I didn't realize when I picked up this chicken scratch that this was a confession from you. But now that I know this, you could have been cooler with me over the years.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Wait a minute, you look really familiar. There's a kid in our school that disappeared like a year ago, to the day. 
 Response 1: Every time you pick your phone up, you look dead. 
 Response 2: Patsy, yeah, that's me. I told myself "if you can survive up to one year in that basement living on nothing but cheese and old reruns, you can make it out alive if you can just find someone to help you."
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He threw a rock and knocked out a cop. He has rocks in his house to protect himself? 
 Response 1: Those are for all the soles that got lost. 
 Response 2: I thought that was, like, a sculpture. But it's just a bucket of rocks.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Kids, I came here to know your secrets. 
 Response 1: Then good lucking get off that romper. 
 Response 2: Laurent and Charisma, let's go get into the trash and see what happens.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Guys, if we don't move, maybe he won't see us. 
 Response 1: As his twin sister, he consults me in all matters sexual. So, I decided he should order a kit for you to help you out. 
 Response 2: But it sounded like they're going to put the cop they knocked out behind the curtain, which is where we are.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh my. Are you former president Bill Clinton? 
 Response 1: Those caps are built to last. 
 Response 2: The technical term is "Mr. President." You don't put the "former" in there.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's no big deal, we all say the n-word from time to time. But not on the bloody news on the telly. 
 Response 1: Yes, but you look so much smaller. I almost didn't see you standing there. 
 Response 2: You gotta keep it under wraps, just like fish.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you need us to go with you to the club? It might make you feel better if you were accompanied by a man covered in soot on and a woman who's recently learned how to stand up straight? 
 Response 1: Yeah, that would make me feel better. Can you link arms with me and skip down this hill? 
 Response 2: Here's my ticket. I have a government discount on this.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: No, and there're crushed nacho chips all over our apartment. 
 Response 1: Your son called me. She was helping him with his bathing suit - he had it on wrong - and they got in a car accident. Your wife's not going to be here because she's, uh, going to live with Santa Claus. 
 Response 2: It's kind of a dust and it gets in your lungs.  It's not good for you!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Me and my sister are oil paintings and we're freelancers. We're available for corporate events. 
 Response 1: I can make real live people. But, all of them are unemployed. 
 Response 2: I don't give a shit about kids. But our baby is going to be different. No more sociopaths in my family.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Your hand is still frozen in a glass position. 
 Response 1: Missy is the owner and my supervisor. 
 Response 2: Oh, that's a hook. I used to be a high seas pirate.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I was sitting in my chair asleep and when I woke up, he was shitting on my leg. 
 Response 1: It's my fault. I gave bad directions to the bathroom. 
 Response 2: That's a great question, Delorians. If you look at that orange julius you're holding, you'll see that it's a rolled-up skymall catalog that you just dumped some orange juice into.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We've been getting some complaints from the customers. 
 Response 1: I call it what I want to call it. 
 Response 2: It's all a lie.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Did you know that it's daylight savings today. 
 Response 1: Oh, like one of those tragedy homes? You know, like those homes that people are living in these days that are made out of storage containers. 
 Response 2: Oh, my gosh. I'm going to throw off the whole schedule. I can't not be in the show. I'm going to have to do her act.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Wow, 20 million dollars for 1% of my business. That is way over my asking price. I have to go with you. 
 Response 1: Yeah, everybody. There's so many people here and it's great. Lots of babies being born. 
 Response 2: Wait, you didn't hear my offer yet. My offer is 100 million dollars for 0% of your company. I just want to invest in you and know that you did a good job. I just want to watch you thrive and I just want to be an outsider.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Anchormen hear people talking in their ear all the time when they deliver the news. 
 Response 1: Right, there's not an abundance of it. 
 Response 2: Yeah, but they're not trying to trick people into thinking they're not hearing something.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I cannot find any of the relishes. 
 Response 1: Yeah. I'm just administration, so i don't really give a fuck. 
 Response 2: Oh, the place is a mess. No wonder we are going out of business.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: All right, Lieutenant Anderson, this is very dire. We're sending this shiny record into space. I need you to go with it. But this is a one way trip, Lieutenant. You won't be returning. 
 Response 1: The people in my mind are stronger than you and stronger than moonshine. 
 Response 2: It's a Justin Beiber CD. The kids say it's dope stuff. We're sending this into space so that if somebody finds it, they'll know that the human race is on track.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Is this true of all Dutch people? 
 Response 1: No not all of them. Only the middle children of three get to see the future. 
 Response 2: Why would I have burner phone? I'm certainly not carrying on a secret business behind everyone's back to drain the finances of our family business.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sir, we really should get you to your speaking engagement. 
 Response 1: I was on my way to the bathroom. 
 Response 2: No, I know Jeff, but listen, I gotta deal with these people and it's going to take a long time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mel, you're a superstar. I just wanna let you know that. 
 Response 1: Leave me the fuck alone. Stop talking to me. 
 Response 2: You're blaming it on the sextant, Tad? That's not an apology.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That's it.  I can't be with someone who doesn't love me for who I am and appreciate the different and finer things I have.? 
 Response 1: That's a great idea! I'm summoning four sharks to give us a ride home! 
 Response 2: Well, then I may as well go back to New York.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Buddy Roger has brought us some pint glasses from a local bar. 
 Response 1: Well then, there's only one thing to do. Go arrest Greg. 
 Response 2: Oh, let me kiss you on the lips for a long time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey guys, I actually heard what you guys were talking about. Me and my friend Kinghere Somegoal. Would you guys want to like, sit at the same table? Because weddings are a great place to hook up and have champagne. 
 Response 1: I mean, that sounds good to me. I don't know about this person I just met for the first time. 
 Response 2: Talk about suspension, I can see the cable on that. That's Cathy Rigby playing Peter Pan. That is not a boy. And she's too old for this.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Are you peeing on the safe lock? 
 Response 1: I told you a while ago I had to pee! I could hold it anymore! But look, it's opening. 
 Response 2: Let me look at the inside of this head. It says your name is Joanie, is that correct?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You may call me Mr. Friday. 
 Response 1: Yeah, that's a basic function of most desks. 
 Response 2: Oh, Friday, that will be easy to remember because Friday is my favorite day of the week.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's the water cooler area. The coffee is very close by. 
 Response 1: My husband and I are new in the area. We haven't come over and introduced ourselves. My husband, you may have heard about him. He's the neighbor who got the terrible bone injury. He was attacked by bone. 
 Response 2: It's in the back room.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You changed a lot on the first day of camp. 
 Response 1: Oh, your majesty. Please lie down. 
 Response 2: Well I learned about what's right and what needs to be done.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, I mean, why don't we just go over the mountain, right? I mean why did we buy this thing? 
 Response 1: I guess we bought this thing to expand our lives. Yeah, let's go over this mountain. 
 Response 2: Yes, my mother has typhus.  She has typhoid fever from eating peach melba from someone that made it and was famous for it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: He found a way in. He's coming down the chimney, Larry. 
 Response 1: Yeah, something feels a little bit weird about this because I just met and I'm already helping you, but I heard so much about you so I'm sure it's fine. 
 Response 2: Alright, Boingo. I guess, light a fire.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You guys, I can't keep up this charade anymore. I'm so tired of pretending to have an adventure. I want a real adventure. 
 Response 1: Charles, why didn't you say this before? I'd love to have a real adventure. 
 Response 2: This news is better than that. They're opening a new show. We're doing a thing and we're all auditioning. We're going to save the park.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I start with the reflexes. I'm a little bit of a weirdo. 
 Response 1: Well, capitalism thankfully has already been crafted for us. We're just taking advantage of it in a big way. 
 Response 2: Well, you're the medical professional.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You've got to be walking in a really tight circle on an airplane. 
 Response 1: Yeah, it is. When I used to be able to go into the cockpit, it was a lot easier. 
 Response 2: It's a Luger. It's a pistol from Nazi Germany.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I would get 70% of the money, and you'd get the 30. You're a puppet. Like what do you need money for? 
 Response 1: Well, it's just the way we take care of our friends over here in Maine. Death does not take us apart. 
 Response 2: That's a good point. I could buy some more condoms. Unused ones this time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You know my favorite quality about Troy? His hair. 
 Response 1: Great, Lilith. You really screwed things up by coming back in time. 
 Response 2: The spikes? They're very nice. I've never seen anything like it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We have some shoes here that not all of them are made on this Earth. 
 Response 1: Well, I think it's a combination of things.  Your father's fame and his wealth and the fact that he owns this town.  He's constantly battle Nick Nolte for celebrity status in this very small town.  I think you also don't have friends, and so creating one is just an offshoot of the frayed mental status, if you will. 
 Response 2: It's a cool shoe. It's like, not of this Earth. This is like out of Space.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I told him the bathroom was the first door to his right. 
 Response 1: I guess we could do an office party here at work. 
 Response 2: But, he was walking backwards.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Good morning, guys. Orange Julius corporate has decided to change our branding and become a Julius Caesars. We will be going from serving delicious orange frosty drinks to just warm salads on the go. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I've just devoted my life to mimery, juggling, clowning and other sorts of activities. 
 Response 2: OK. So, first you change the signs and everything. Then, you tell the workers that it's changing? That seems out of order.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, do you have an address for me? Or are we just going to drive around looking for the R-BnB? 
 Response 1: The second thing. I'm so sorry. 
 Response 2: Judy, we did the best we could. We killed 39 people. I told you to put on lip gloss.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There's no way I want to do this. Why would you just let me go somewhere I've never been before? 
 Response 1: Well, I hadn't even considered if you wanted to do this as part of the whole experience. 
 Response 2: Oh, big deal for me. Me and your daughter who you abandoned in Italy can form a posse of people who don't need you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: If an elevator stops working, you are supposed to remove the bulb. Check the currents and then replace the bulb. And from there there's obviously other steps but that's the very first step. 
 Response 1: That seems pretty rudimentary. I feel like I could have answered that. You gave her an easy question. 
 Response 2: Oh, no! My Mom's on that ride! It's falling!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Laura, how can you sleep in that dining booth?  There are people sitting there right now! 
 Response 1: Well, there won't be anyone sitting there at 2:15 A.M.  That's when I plan on calling it a night and getting some beauty sleep. 
 Response 2: Yes, Phyllis?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Are we a band that's about plugging crafts or are we an Abba tribute band that's about head configurations? 
 Response 1: I have a song that might help clear this up. 
 Response 2: Sure, I can do that. It might take some practice.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, my heavens! It's George Takei! This is very exciting. 
 Response 1: Yeah, it's the future. I just told you this is where we were going. 
 Response 2: I wore the wig and glasses for nothing, I guess. Next time, I'll have to find a big nose to put on.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yes, the bagels are boiled, but they are burned. 
 Response 1: Yeah, my ears and antennae. were burning. 
 Response 2: Hold on. You're telling me that you boil a bagel? Let me have a dozen boiled bagels.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well a drug not going to be a problem because the shot you gave me was only juice. Juice is hardly a drug. 
 Response 1: It was a two part plan. The idea was that you hit 'em with the bones and then steal their treasure an trinkets and bring them back here.  
 Response 2: If you test positive, don't worry, this is not the reason why.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm a Christian. God invented words. Fuck, shit, balls. 
 Response 1: And now you're going straight to hell. 
 Response 2: Your father and I did not come here so you could be in the arts.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've hurt your bagel baking family. I am very sorry. 
 Response 1: Yes, you have. That is an understatement. 
 Response 2: I'm from another country and you don't pay me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Chambers, what is happening over there? Claude and Madeline seem to be leaving with that family. 
 Response 1: They seem to be smiling, which you know is uncustomary in our country. 
 Response 2: It wasn't because you didn't know the word Heimlich and that man died?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Claire, could you please ask Ralph what his department is? 
 Response 1: Could you please mash down the stuff that's already in the recycling bin, so that the lid closes all the way and I don't have to see the poster sticking out? 
 Response 2: I'm overseeing mostly. I'm in charge of operational duties throughout the day. The things that I'm under right now different umbrellas and what not, but my dad does own this particular Home Depot.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What's Madam Lefaeux doing here? 
 Response 1: Well, she lives out here now. The desert keeps her dry and the rosé keeps her wet. That's what she keeps coming in and telling us. 
 Response 2: Oh, that's important. A lot of people say a soul can't move on until that song's been sung.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Ted Macaroon, we've got to get this shot. 
 Response 1: I'd like to think that one day, one of you could be like a son to me. 
 Response 2: I know, well, it wasn't my idea to shoot this diaper commercial outdoors.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, here on Shark Tank is Mr. Timmons. What's your first name, Mr. Timmons? 
 Response 1: Well, I know, but that will soon change because she's going to join me in my reconstruction business. 
 Response 2: Mister. I'm Mr. Mister Timmons. Both my parents were formal.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Side bar, how old of a baby are you looking for? I have all ages. 
 Response 1: All I see is lumps of trash moving. Is there more than one cat in here? 
 Response 2: It doesn't really matter as long as they can work. I need a really hard worker, do you have any of those?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Legend has it that anyone who gets their hands on the Hazel Diamond instantly becomes an asshole. 
 Response 1: Right. I'm thinking of full color photos of multiple heads of hair. 
 Response 2: Well, I don't want to be an asshole. I feel like a pretty good guy. Other than this steal the Hazel Diamond thing.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, see? He doesn't remember everybody. 
 Response 1: Well, I remember half of everybody. Let's put it that way. 
 Response 2: OK. Classic backdoor passive aggression move.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Jamal and Jamal. We wouldn't be anywhere else on earth but watching you now. 
 Response 1: Yeah, can we just call you white Jamal and just him Jamal since Jamal is a black name? 
 Response 2: That's right, Fred. You always know just want to say.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Holy China, can we stop fighting? This is too aggressive. 
 Response 1: Yeah, we've only got two and a half hours before we gotta go out on stage. 
 Response 2: It's almost like it's related to you or something.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We have to consult the jury at the public pavilion court. 
 Response 1: I'm gonna start pulling up its roots since we don't have to hear it scream in pain anymore. 
 Response 2: I like LeBron James. I feel like we should let him go. He shows up in movies I like. He's fun.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I feel like we didn't see the lack of forest for the trees. We focused so hard on each, tree, right? We didn't see the rest of them not being there. 
 Response 1: If god would have wanted us to look at more than one tree at a time he would have given us bigger eyes. 
 Response 2: So it's like a Swiss cheese that ain't got no holes in it? It's just cheese.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We can put any kind of shit in there we want. They didn't even ask what's in the dish. 
 Response 1: No, they didn't. They think it's for wealthy people. 
 Response 2: Thank you, my dear. May I also get one of those biscottis?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What should we call the cops? 
 Response 1: The only way to tell would probably be by the egg salad sandwich Edgar left in his car. That's the only way anyone can tell time. 
 Response 2: Cops, they never believe us, how many times have we called the cops to come down to the sizzler, they just laugh at us.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: GOMS usually affects people that are from somewhere near New Orleans. 
 Response 1: He pressed a button on his pants and they lowered. 
 Response 2: Fine, if you must know. I am an agent from the FBI.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I didn't think about the time period that the joke was taking place. 
 Response 1: Oh, well, a lot of times I like the context of a joke in terms of what period, so then I know the vernacular of what the joke is told in.  
 Response 2: Well, that's a polyamorous relationship I'm ready to hop into.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We are satanists though. Misery is our lifeblood. 
 Response 1: Oh, Fraufrick. 
 Response 2: They're like opposite people, you know?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm going to remove my hand now. Do you have any last words, Michael Jackson, ventriloquist dummy? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I got something to say. I've had a great couple of hours with you all and I'm glad I got to know you. 
 Response 2: I doubt it. We've been in here for ten minutes, I'm sure they left.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We're at the bottom of the goddamn ocean. I don't want to hear rumors about sperm whale's sexuality. I don't want to hear rumors about people from your town. I want to get out of the goddamn ocean. 
 Response 1: Treat yourself. You look like a guy who could use a real fun time. 
 Response 2: Captain, captain. Maybe I can get you something to eat? I'll go see what Cookie's doing down in the galley.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, what do you want, babe? 
 Response 1: I wish you wouldn't call me that. 
 Response 2: It's beyond my capability to repair these teeth at this point and I'm tired.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hello, Karen. I'm sorry you're in the Disney jail, but you must have done something to earn it. 
 Response 1: I was knitting, but I did it with spaghetti noodles. Take that, Pinterest. 
 Response 2: I'm not sure. I just sneezed.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I am a traveler from beyond the stars. I come from the planet Feelings. I am full of emotions. 
 Response 1: I can see that. You seem to wear them on your metallic sleeve. 
 Response 2: Yeah, he took the sign down.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Can't we just be normal kids? 
 Response 1: I think they might of made a mistake and we certainly made a mistake buying 7,000 copies of the book. 
 Response 2: We are normal kids taking out feelings of anger on others just like all the Americans now.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So you're trying to stream through the television. Is that using mirroring, or is it a Smart TV? 
 Response 1: It's a Smart TV. Well, the last TV before they all became smart. 
 Response 2: I've always liked people-justice. Besides, it's almost our lunch.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: A cave and a grave are two different things. 
 Response 1: This woman is undermining the very reality that our existence is based on. 
 Response 2: Hey look, I didn't ask for your whole life story. I just came up to tell you that if you plan to move back into the great seats in front of me, I'd like you to be quiet and respectful of Yngwie Malmsteen.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I feel like you're fighting treating yourself and that worries me. 
 Response 1: A woman filing for divorce in 1963? Why don't I just do the honorable thing and leave your lives? 
 Response 2: I guess. I mean, do I really want a $57,000 yo-yo whose creator went insane?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Truer words were never spoken, Clappy. 
 Response 1: You don't get to call me Clappy. I'm Claptrap to you. Only Carol can call me Clappy. 
 Response 2: These are the last two seats on the train. There's no room in any other car. So the four of you will have to decide who sits in the train car.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'll take his heart if he don't want it. Complementary, of course, because obviously he don't want his heart. 
 Response 1: Two hearts could be confusing. I'm sorry, I have to talk to my manager about this. 
 Response 2: You look like an infant in a business suit.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, I'm not sure if Junebug is qualified, but since Featherman is dead, it seems like Junebug is the perfect candidate. 
 Response 1: Also you're outvoted anyway and you're a phone. 
 Response 2: I'll even make it a 24 pack, how's that sound?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey there.  You look like an attractive lady. 
 Response 1: That's true. I actually am. It's not an image. Everyone tells me so. It's what I'm known for. 
 Response 2: It's gonna look real cool, but then your face is gonna bleed.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sharon, are you only taking the reins because Chuck chose Marie Claire and not you? 
 Response 1: Half, but aren't we being honest? We don't have to look for him anymore though. 
 Response 2: Yordy, what do we always say? When there is no chili, we make chili.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hello, Alfred. I understand you're going to do my sword swallowing, while I do your ham bone. 
 Response 1: Can you turn us back before this monologue? 
 Response 2: Yes, I lost track of the calendar. It's freaky Friday.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Girls, be firm, but fair. Remember, he's very sleepy. In the end, you must make an honest assessment on if Rodney is fit to be our butler-cook, or if we must shop for another. 
 Response 1: OK, Mom. We'll put him through the normal man-servant tests. 
 Response 2: Hey, why don't you be the character of the guy, who puts his wallet in the stroke lady's mouth?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My mama kind of gave up the reigns real soon because she was a dreamer. She's a pretty woman.? 
 Response 1: We will crush you. Soon, no American little tiny boy will be able to go on a soul quest once I acquire that invisible pen and sign all of the documents necessary to ensure that the third Reich lasts for 1,000 years. 
 Response 2: Well you was pretty self sufficient for a small child. You had a business going for like three years by the time of that story.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Honey, should I get back on the plane? Do you want an orange julius? 
 Response 1: Hey, if I had the secret, I'd open up my own saltwater toughy shop. 
 Response 2: Of course. I'll never say no to an orange julius.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Is it just me, or is it very warm in here? 
 Response 1: It's Palm Springs. You're at an outdoor pool. It's pretty warm. 
 Response 2: That's why he's wearing a hat with a propeller on it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yay! I've been here waiting for you the whole time. 
 Response 1: You were right under my nose, but you should have been under Darlene's nose. 
 Response 2: Maybe he meant a different Jim?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So, I just have to spend the rest of the day and night here in Charleston, SC and then tomorrow, I can return to Savannah, Georgia. 
 Response 1: Sure. We can give you a two for one ticket for Big Mamma Jugs. 
 Response 2: I'm the number one contender.  They call me Cincinnati Emily, The Ohio Crusher, and I can make a grown man weep with fear. 
Output: Response 1