niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: Liam, they said there's not going to be a war. What do you think of that? 
 Response 1: This is wonderful news because I was afraid of getting shot in the face or the arm or the leg or the abdomen. 
 Response 2: Oh, no, no. Spirits have chosen you to rise up the pyramid. You, and only you - the chosen wife.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Excuse me, Paul. I think somebody spilled hot chocolate on my seat because the back of my cloud is cloudier than the front. 
 Response 1: Are you 100% sure it's not diarrhea? 
 Response 2: We're going to get so powerful. We're going to be able to control this entire place.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, shit, I fell asleep on the plane. 
 Response 1: Thank you very much. I'm blind. 
 Response 2: Sir, your snoring has woken several people up, including yourself.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey man, Buffett's here. 
 Response 1: Someplace fun? You mean like a pencil factory? 
 Response 2: Hey dudes, how ya doing? Is everybody sunburnt and drunk? That's the way we do it here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What do you want me to do about it, babe? You want me to beat him up? Would that get you hot? 
 Response 1: It might give me some solace, because it's been really upsetting. 
 Response 2: This is where people at least suggest the idea of washing dishes. Mostly they just sit here and we spray them a couple times.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: And I still don't know. Anyway, this is cool. Hello everyone! 
 Response 1: Hello, local beefcake. 
 Response 2: Just so you knew I meant business. You're not going anywhere. You're going to stop terrorizing this town.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's OK, Curtis. You're working so hard. You can't be asked to remember our daughter's name or how to keep time. 
 Response 1: I feel as if I'm forgetting more and more things. 
 Response 2: I'm holding you back, Tony. I got your left arm.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, sea glass is a naturally occurring phenomenon and it's pretty. What you're collecting is just litter. 
 Response 1: And then you're putting it in a water bottle. That's full of water. 
 Response 2: I liked what I heard.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: By the way, you two look cute together. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I guess so. Hey, listen, let me ask you something. Do you think I gotta shot at making it to the bigs? 
 Response 2: Yes, we're very welcoming of you. That's what makes us new. Italians welcome gay people.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, re-icing is a thing? Because I've never heard of that before. 
 Response 1: Mostly I've been engaging in impromptu businesses. 
 Response 2: You've heard of de-icing. How do you think it gets ice in the first place.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Maybe it's time to move on. Maybe you don't want at Baskin Robins. You don't seem to have any supervision here, and you kicked everyone out of the store and locked the door. 
 Response 1: Let me put it in my 4-track and see what happens. Thank god I have one of these. 
 Response 2: Oh, yeah. I'm the regional manager. I've been here three years, did you think I didn't move up the ladder?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, craziness is what you get for flying Southwest on Christmas Day of all days. 
 Response 1: I just saw a guy stab another guy in the face. 
 Response 2: Yeah, right. I just want to get home to see my family, you know. I left too late. Now, here I am, flying on Christmas Day.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Has anybody seen Sandy? You know, I was her body double and I just can't wait to see Sandy. 
 Response 1: I know it's fat, but it looks like biceps. 
 Response 2: Oh, right, your name is Tanya.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm not that white. We're not Patriots white. 
 Response 1: It's not an indictment. We chose you guys because you're the whitest people we could find. 
 Response 2: Oh, I just sort of thought we tabled that for next time.  I thought or kind of felt as though we'd agree to do it, but we'd table for next time.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Those two teens are just drinking lots of blood. They almost spat it on each other. That was going to be cool. 
 Response 1: Sounds good to me. Now I don't have to run away anymore. 
 Response 2: Oh, I've heard of them. The Satan teens.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yes, I'm the one holding the grudges. I don't get it either. 
 Response 1: I feel like you seem like an unreliable narrator. 
 Response 2: To my work, I mean.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey, what are you doing with that pillow? 
 Response 1: We do. Do you know your pin? It requires a pin. 
 Response 2: Oh, I'm just going to make sure you're nice and comfy. I'm the murder of land.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We're having a problem at the firehouse. None of us can remember how we got to the upper levels of the firehouse. We can only remember when we go down. This is probably something that happens in the workplace. 
 Response 1: Yeah, actually, it does. You know, I tried to be a fireguy one time. That might have been the main problem, that I kept calling it fireguys. 
 Response 2: I want a nice dog that doesn't follow me when I pee.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is the worst mistake I've ever made, trying to leave. 
 Response 1: Catarina, we want to take you back into the family. And we also want you to always remember this and what you did and how bad it made everyone feel. That is what family is all about. 
 Response 2: I was having a great day, but I just realized there's only one channel on television and that's going to ruin my life forever.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've decided to come down and live in the squalor and horrificness with the rest of you. 
 Response 1: Ok I mean no offense but that seems dumb I thought you were going to say we could live in the tower with you. 
 Response 2: Alright, Deidre.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: They've never been outside of their house in Malibu before, Tiptop. 
 Response 1: And I apologize for being so defensive. Let's shake on it like gentlemen. 
 Response 2: Oh, welcome to Van Nuys. It's quite a wonderful place. I'm sure you'll agree.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh there's a lot of choices. 
 Response 1: I see they have a bucket. It's a sundry bucket. There's crabs, and potatoes, and a crab or two. It's like a clam bake but in a restaurant. 
 Response 2: Alright, Deidre.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You've just been hanging out at Build-a-Bear for hours pretending to work? 
 Response 1: I watch the conversations and that way, when I come back and tell you about the work, it's true. I've lied to you the least amount that I possibly could, Pat. 
 Response 2: Are you 100% sure it's not diarrhea?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Kids, the reason I sent you here is because I wanted you to spend some time with my second husband. 
 Response 1: You thought you was too good for the Piano family. 
 Response 2: Are you our real dad? Can we just cut to the Chevy Chase?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Man, you're too good for this place. Like, you actually have talent. You need to get out of this Joe's Crab's Shack. 
 Response 1: Why wouldn't you? All your children have moved away. You've got to be so lonely. 
 Response 2: But I like fucking around here with you guys.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Aww, Grandpa, c'mon. How'd you get out of your home? 
 Response 1: And you were going to sing at his eulogy. Very ironic. 
 Response 2: I walked out the front door, I guess. I do it all the time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This is London, of course in New York, everyone scams everybody, but this is London. 
 Response 1: We can't get New York'd in London, it's true. 
 Response 2: Yeah, that's how you do it, Brad.  That's how you do a weigh-in.  You come in, you're ready to drop the towel, get that weigh-in, and go on your merry way.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You puppets are either going to die on a flag pole or going back to being a puppet. 
 Response 1: We're either going to be sent in puppets that die on a flag pole or we're going to live out all eternity in a glass box. 
 Response 2: People will be too busy dying to notice my hands dropping them. It's a perfect plan.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh my god, get out of here, hobo. You and your Prius. 
 Response 1: I'm super fast. It's one of my super human skills. 
 Response 2: You guys are mean. Figures you're Tesla snobs.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Last Blockbuster? Daddy-master, why didn't you tell us this before? 
 Response 1: Alliteration is my favorite literary device. 
 Response 2: How are we going to trust you again? You withheld this information from us.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You touched everything .Your fingerprints are all over the stole painting. 
 Response 1: I'm just worried about the smoke. I'm trying to keep it contained. 
 Response 2: That's why I always wear opera gloves. So that can't happen to me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You do all the hiring? I didn't see you when you applied. 
 Response 1: I've been working here since I was 14. I wasn't hired at the time, I just started working here. As a matter of fact I've never been hired, they just can't get rid of me. 
 Response 2: Okay, because I'm planning on getting tons of hygienist tail this week.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Iris, don't you know how to pluralize words? 
 Response 1: That's an excellent idea. First, Miss Sapsworth, I will attend to your trunks right now. 
 Response 2: I can read super fast, it doesn't mean that I can talk super fast.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We have a lonely astronaut, sir. And because of that some of the food is being depleted. 
 Response 1: Of course they will, sweetheart. Look at this mirror. It looks like a simple mirror, but when I look into it, you can see the devil's face. 
 Response 2: They're going to die up there, sir. If we don't move them back here to Earth, they're going to die.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, Dr. Phil, the piece of snack is out and you've made aviation history by landing that plane. 
 Response 1: At this point, Ms. Charlile, I'm going to remind you that anything you say can and will be used against you, especially stuff like "Kill him! We'll bury him next to my husband." 
 Response 2: I didn't think we were going to after I dumped all the fuel.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Everyone from the Hudson river valley is here tonight. 
 Response 1: All the fire exits are packed with townsfolk. 
 Response 2: See, like that was triggering for me because I'm really trying not to. So, pardon my abrupt gasp.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sandra, Cold Storage Kids - can I ask, what is it that you want with human beings? What are you going to do to planet Earth?? 
 Response 1: Oh, big deal for me. Me and your daughter who you abandoned in Italy can form a posse of people who don't need you. 
 Response 2: To eat flesh and drink blood.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We have eight pieces of lumber, he has, like, twenty. 
 Response 1: It was a Sunday show and then it was delayed until Friday night. 
 Response 2: There should be a limit. Like a checkout line. Like an express lane.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Honey, have you been telling people that I'm not doing crimes when they ask about crimes? 
 Response 1: They kicked me off the bus. 
 Response 2: I rushed home as quickly as I could. I have been telling people that you're not doing crimes because you are doing crimes. It's against the law to do crimes.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So it was you who spilled the spaghetti noodles on the floor? I think I owe the boys an apologize. 
 Response 1: OK. I'm sorry. See, there I go again. Everything is my fault. 
 Response 2: You own them apologizes for that and at least a few dozen other things that I did.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I've never seen you around this bar before, where are you from? 
 Response 1: Oh, is that like the band or like the Aladin character? 
 Response 2: I've only been here a couple weeks. I'm from the country. The country called Country.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: To be honest, I just, after Antonio, I don't know. I've never let my heart back open. 
 Response 1: I haven't opened my heart back up since the divorce. 
 Response 2: You just keep putting the word "website" into the search bar. I don't know if that's gonna help.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I didn't know you were writing again, Paul. 
 Response 1: Oh, yes. I've been spending a lot of time by myself writing long hand. 
 Response 2: OK. Thank you for helping me on what is one of the most tragic days of my life.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Let me put it in my 4-track and see what happens. Thank god I have one of these. 
 Response 1: I think I am me. Except for in 2009 when someone stole my security number. I've been myself the whole time. 
 Response 2: Oh, Mr. Madison, he means well, but he keeps giving us things that we're not able to use.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, yeah. Last year I lost two toes to frostbite. 
 Response 1: Really, and the umbrella's going to help you? 
 Response 2: Iceland is famous for its love of hot dogs. You're the one who read the book.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There's a statue in town with a giant hand. Shall we cut it off and scoop the snake up with that? 
 Response 1: Oh, yes. The great hand? I'm not sure what's great about it, but I do know what you're talking about. 
 Response 2: The one on the right is Tu Pac, but we put a different outfit on him.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Doug is ten, a feisty lad and he doesn't  care for rules or teachers and their dirty looks. He's the kind that will throw an egg on the carpet. 
 Response 1: He stole my wallet. He literally steals. 
 Response 2: Oh, I throw eggs on the carpet at my own house. It helps me relieve stress. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Let me whip you up something. 
 Response 1: Thank you. It's funny because it's like, uh, it's all crazy.  
 Response 2: How are you cooking just on the tray table of the bus?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm hurling my stapler at you. Get the hell out of my office. 
 Response 1: Oh no, the stapler went in my eye. 
 Response 2: That's right. I tell the assistant living facility that I have plans and they know I'm gone for the day. I mean, things have been arranged.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I want to warn you, it's a little bit of a lonely hobby. 
 Response 1: Can I be honest with you? Given the little you know about my home life, do I have anything to lose? I don't care about the stupid town. 
 Response 2: Yeah, it's just the two of us. Frank and myself.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I can't help that my hair is healthy because I refuse to perm it. 
 Response 1: You're missing out because that smell is to die for. 
 Response 2: Oh, I think I saw that on Phil Donahue.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm waiting here for a lover-turned-friend. A friend-turned-lover. 
 Response 1: Oh, well that's none of my business. I'll just be on my way. 
 Response 2: I don't know what you mean. I think she was magically transported there.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: He's not trying to start trouble, we're just looking for North Street. 
 Response 1: We have a therapy session. 
 Response 2: I think Jebodiah looks at me no way any other man has. He looks at me like if he can't have me, he'll kill me. Most men don't even look. See, you're averting your eyes.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: First, I have to ask you if you're a cop. 
 Response 1: Sorry I'm a bit late. Some very wonderful lady just stopped me in the hallway here and I had to direct her to Sears and they're very long directions. 
 Response 2: Yes, I am. Is that a problem?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Ana, these are the remains of Rubber Band, our family pet. 
 Response 1: Oh, that just looks like a giant tapeworm to me. 
 Response 2: How would he know? Of course, he's just a little child.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hi, I need some Tampax tampons. 
 Response 1: Yeah, you gotta have your finger breathe when you're using the thimble. 
 Response 2: This is Home Depot, young lady. We don't sell feminine hygiene products. We have many different kinds of absorbent cloths for you, but that's not my department.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Here's what I want you to do. I want you guys to stop talking to each other and just communicate through your daughter, especially if you have sexual stuff to say. 
 Response 1: I'll open up these peach cans with my gun. 
 Response 2: Alright, I'm up for it if you are. It sounds kind of weird, but I'll try anything.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It may surprise you all to know that years ago I met The Great One, Bob Hope. 
 Response 1: Richard Gere is the great one. He's great with a capital G. 
 Response 2: That is affordable. I like the way you think, Reverend.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You'll probably make the hotel more posh, probably give real bread to eat instead of wrapping food in newspapers. 
 Response 1: I might. I'm so sorry, it's true. And I'd definitely get rid of the ghastly wallpaper. 
 Response 2: Did you know his biggest fear is being discovered in the bathroom?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We want your friendship, so that we have access to your privilege. 
 Response 1: Right, the fact that we're even in a line is amazing. 
 Response 2: I feel like you're fighting treating yourself and that worries me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I just had a heart attack. 
 Response 1: I'm gonna go over there because I don't want to be around if something chargeable happens to you. So, uh, call 911 if you need it. And if you don't, congratulations. 
 Response 2: I know I didn't. I definitely didn't. I'm actually shocked you can say something other than "I'm the lady."
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I wonder if we can decipher the strange characters on this map and find the adventure we're looking for. 
 Response 1: Surely all of us are anti socialized and friendless enough that we can absolutely decipher the map. 
 Response 2: I'm just fresh out of office and I like to walk around saving lives because I just saw Batman Forever and I figured I can contribute to that conversation.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What if the person says they don't know how much they have to spend on books? What do I do then? 
 Response 1: Are you saying that because I'm black? 
 Response 2: That's a good what if. I guess we gotta ask some follow-up questions like "Hey, can you afford like a pack of straws to have in your home?" You know, feel out what kinda money they might have.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, hang on there fella. This is my corner. I'm the only prostitute working here. 
 Response 1: Hey lady. Keep your hands off the merchandise unless you purchase it. 
 Response 2: Who are you calling fella, you big ape?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're right. I think I read about this once. Man can become beast. Babies can become men. 
 Response 1: Yes, we heard there was a Dracula re up and we said, well, we have to see this for ourselves. 
 Response 2: Yeah, the baby man is supposed to be in this region somewhere. Nobody's found the tomb.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: They gave you an explanation when you came into hell? 
 Response 1: It's extraordinary. For you to wear those it seems like your foot would have to be right there. Just right in front of me. Or does your foot or your body weigh it down? Okay, I get it. 
 Response 2: Yeah, the guy behind me went to hell because he's Jewish and he ate marshmallows.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Can we eat that? I'm asking the person with the gun. 
 Response 1: Go ahead. I didn't mean the whole restaurant captive. In fact, I've gotten what I need, so I probably should be scooting out of here. 
 Response 2: I mean, can you fault someone for wanting? You know, as long as you don't act on it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Listen, the salesman is going to be getting on this train to go get married. 
 Response 1: Yeah, we know. That's why I'm asking everyone to be quiet. 
 Response 2: So, he'll be stepping up onto the train and he'll be riding it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, even though the wolves were attacking you, you were somehow were cognizant that two hamsters were nibbling on your shoes. 
 Response 1: Me too. Feels like I've been waiting for a lot of things for a while. Like, there's this package that seems to be taking longer to be delivered than I was told. 
 Response 2: Yeah, because, I don't see color or, like, class or status. I always look out for the little guy, and that's when I discovered them. So anyway, I made them become friends. I'm basically a scientist now.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're going to keep all of my photos? 
 Response 1: We're just doing our jobs, sir. 
 Response 2: That's the way the contest works. We have to keep all of the photos for the next 20 years.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Look at you in that dress. It's not age appropriate. 
 Response 1: I just was trying to have a little fun. Ever been there? 
 Response 2: Hey, it's a new society. There's no rules anymore.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I like to be helpful because it's my job. 
 Response 1: Dad, you just take one off and then you put it on. 
 Response 2: Yeah, nobody can ever get fired for being helpful.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, Evelyn, there is hope for you. All you have to do is marry into the Orzaball family. 
 Response 1: Yes, and hope that your murderous rage doesn't have you killing everyone you know. 
 Response 2: I'm also headed east. I'm just driving, really. I've been driving this road for two years trying to pick up somebody.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're blaming us for seeing a rat, but you're the one that has rats at your fair. 
 Response 1: You probably brought that rat from Prior Lake. 
 Response 2: I do and I love electrolytes.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Come look at my Duke's of Hazard bumper stickers. 
 Response 1: I was thinking the same thing, I haven't thought about anything else since the revelation. 
 Response 2: Oh, I love these. They say "Daisy Dukes, don't  ride so close to me".
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The first counterfeit character impersonator we had at Universal Studios was Fatty Arbuckle. 
 Response 1: That was back when this was just an orange grove that people would tour. 
 Response 2: Right here in Fallsburg?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The fourth cat's name is light sack. 
 Response 1: That was what I nicknamed my second husband. 
 Response 2: What? This town has gone to shit. I don't want to live no more in America.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Do you play Jackpot King? 
 Response 1: Yes, I need you to give me some chips or whatever. First, we need to be friends on Facebook. 
 Response 2: Wait, I can't let you die. I just met you and you convinced to me to start eating ham again. So, you're basically my best friend. I'm looking at both of ya. So both of you can take my compliment.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I know the organ let us down last year during the playoffs. 
 Response 1: Well, I think it's knowing more about your personality and what kind of shirt you want to present to the world, you know? 
 Response 2: I don't look at it that way. It's not the organs fault.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Peggy, you said you thought going to Death Valley was a great idea and that it would be a wonderful place to celebrate our love. 
 Response 1: That's right. They kind of just busk now. 
 Response 2: I just wanted you to marry me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I like your shoes. 
 Response 1: That didn't work until now, so you probably should have told me sooner that you secretly were this rock star, because I would have loved you a lot longer now. 
 Response 2: They're not for sale.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Craig, I like this new voice modulation you're using. Bring that to the train station when it's time for the mission. 
 Response 1: He was here, but he just took a shit on my leg and left. 
 Response 2: Thank you, that was part of my initial plan.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We've never had ten year old children sentenced to community service before. 
 Response 1: Like from the Bible? That's my favorite book. 
 Response 2: We should have thought of that before we moved to this stupid place. This place is the problem.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Does anybody know how to pick locks? 
 Response 1: I mean, I know how to pick locks because I used to be a criminal. 
 Response 2: You say that, but I can tell by the look in their eyes. They're visibly cursing at me with their eyes. It's something I don't know if you're picking up on, Sharon, and I'm nervous.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It seems we have agreed to be an Abba tribute band, but change the lyrics to be highly personal about ourselves. 
 Response 1: Yes, the lyrics would be about ourselves or specifically about our heads.  
 Response 2: Yes, I play it every Sunday. 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh no, I have the movie tucked away in my skirts. 
 Response 1: I think it's unseemly that there's dead bodies that are part of the miniature golf layout. 
 Response 2: So you still have Amile. Do you still have Last Action Hero?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, I haven't seen you here in awhile. Thought you were a goner. 
 Response 1: This goes absolutely in the face of everything. You have a contract with us. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I've been putting in extra hours at The Forum.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I've never had an umbrella. 
 Response 1: I kissed you back and it was great. I wanted to see you again. 
 Response 2: Can I be honest? I don't know what one looks like.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you love us to put a bathroom in that god damn panic room? 
 Response 1: The bucket was gonna get pretty full. 
 Response 2: I don't have one. I thought you could just, you know, let me in.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I noticed them flying, but thought what was really distinctive about these kids is their enthusiasm. 
 Response 1: The only way they could make things better would be if they killed those dirty fake mable syrup drinkers but we know they will never be willing to do that. 
 Response 2: I was definitely struck by their flying ability. I haven't seen that before.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Can you turn me up in the headphone, Nathan? 
 Response 1: Oh my gosh, I'll take it. This life is so boring anyway. 
 Response 2: I'm sorry, Jonathan, I was just looking at a text.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you have a roll of film or a memory card with your photos? 
 Response 1: Yes, I have a roll of film. Let me rummage through my purse. Oh, sorry, there's a pair of underwear. 
 Response 2: We're going to need several of these for the spaceship.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What are you in the market for? Is it an engagement ring? Is it a tennis bracelet? 
 Response 1: Well, that depends. Do you have to know how to play tennis to wear a tennis bracelet? 
 Response 2: Get closer.  I can't hear you with our bellies touching.  We're so far apart.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I think we overstepped out bounds. These guys are celebrities. 
 Response 1: OK, then I'd like to see you pick it up and bind some bills with that. 
 Response 2: I think we understepped our bounds. I think we should barge in there and talk to Scarcrest and we find out what's going on.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You should have just told your daughter that the internet is only for the army and the phone company. 
 Response 1: I tried that, but at school she was told differently. Boy, they tell them everything at school. 
 Response 2: Yes, when that fancy fellow comes into town and he says "She is the sheriff?" and everybody else uses contractions. That's how I learned contractions.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Thanks so much for having me. I'm so glad I won the lottery, where I get to attend a celebrities funeral. 
 Response 1: That's right. Now I'm here to stay like the sexiest worm that ever got inside the apple of a mind. 
 Response 2: Well, certainly. We're glad to have you here. This is your program and you'll sit in the front row with the family.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: How is anything going to go to charity when all 7,000 copies of Aid Man are now stolen. 
 Response 1: Why are those bags with the dollar signs looking bulgy and much larger than they were before? 
 Response 2: They are smaller than your regular ears.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Did he mention any footnotes? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I told you. I said I was using my shirt to take the water to go to my own park, which is not yet open. 
 Response 2: It seemed like he was speaking in italics a couple times.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That explains all the turkey basters in mom's bedroom. 
 Response 1: They were anniversary gifts. I thought she collected them. I got her one from all fifty states. 
 Response 2: Oh yeah, that is strange, isn't it? I mean, we're only new to town ourselves. I'm a single dad with a growing boy. We haven't had a chance to try them yet. But I wonder if there's something wrong with them now.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Cynthia, your horse is here! Who is riding on it? 
 Response 1: It's another horse!  It's your talking horse friend. 
 Response 2: You named yourself, right? And you raised yourself. You killed a zombie. You saved someone's life.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You  know what, Hillary? I'm a little hungry myself. 
 Response 1: It flew in here and it was flapping about and I was worried it would ruin your hanging draperies. 
 Response 2: It's true. The smell of my molten flesh mixed with the barbecue sauce on your hat is really working up an appetite.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You like my shirt? It's called the Soakmaster. 
 Response 1: Can I be honest with you? I don't like it. You seem to be absorbing a lot of the water in the park. 
 Response 2: Well, it's been me by myself for so long, but sometimes you just want to feel like you're not alone so you say things like "we." And now that you guys are here, I was right. It's like a visualized a "we" and it came true.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm new to the family. So this song will be new to me, but I'll try to keep up. 
 Response 1: If you get it wrong, we'll kick you out. 
 Response 2: He's my business manager. He was in here telling me about my phone bill.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Your terrarium is here. 
 Response 1: OK, thanks. Just put it, uh, by the fireplace. 
 Response 2: I do, actually.  I like to read books mainly about Michael Jordan in the 1996 Chicago Bulls.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mrs. Polly, I'm very sorry, I was unable to get the twitter handle that you wanted. Someone already has @JeggyPopo 
 Response 1: Little Donald will be fine, OK? This is not a dingo. It don't eat babies. 
 Response 2: I'm hurling my stapler at you. Get the hell out of my office.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, I think we learned a real good lesson here. 
 Response 1: You're right, we would literally kill you if you tried to tell it again. 
 Response 2: If you stumble blind and fall into situations, sometimes that situation can be a big suitcase full of money.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Darling, he's made it clear his pride prevents him from skipping the line. 
 Response 1: Just now? I thought we just came out of the choppy water. 
 Response 2: It's true, he is trying to set an example for his daughter.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't think you understand, Trista. This puppet is never going back in that box. 
 Response 1: Yeah, it's not zoned for multi-level structures. 
 Response 2: Yeah, it's a symbol of hate and it doesn't belong in a museum.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Aww, I can't get enough. It's so good, Chef Pierre. 
 Response 1: Yeah, the winter is a harbinger of horrible things to come, as we say and as is inscribed above the bar: "Horrible things to come." 
 Response 2: Oh, Terry. It's my first day and I've already found a favorite student, haven't I? I'm gonna kiss ya in my mind.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He's not trying to start trouble, we're just looking for North Street. 
 Response 1: Newsflash, there ain't no North Street in Philly. There ain't no East Street, no West Street, there's only South Street. 
 Response 2: Okay, well, use your free to get a tan or knit a sweater, but I am Script Supervisor.  I'm in charge of script.  You're in charge of props.  Why don't you go make love to your gummy rat, or whatever?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sir, did you have fun on the maze? 
 Response 1: We're scientists. We're here to document all of the different forms of carbon that exist in this cave. 
 Response 2: Why, yes I did. I feel like I've almost relived this moment before.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The dolphins are here! Grab onto a dolphin! 
 Response 1: I don't want to ruin it. 
 Response 2: I'm grabbing onto one. He's slippery!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That's my kid up there. 
 Response 1: Could you put your shadow down? I can't see the shade. 
 Response 2: Yeah, she's my daughter. Carolyn, say hi.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Why don't we open all the walls and let everyone out. 
 Response 1: It's good to start calling it a dog so that you can eventually forget it's a wild animal. 
 Response 2: Yeah, we tried. We gave this labyrinth our best effort.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: They want to know if this is North Street or South Street, and this is obviously South Street, which is also my corner. 
 Response 1: Yeah, and we're trying to work here. Scram. 
 Response 2: I'm so happy that you carry spoons on you. They're warm as well, just like the whisky.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Everything that you took from me all those years ago goes back to me. 
 Response 1: It's true. Mr. Tummy visited yesterday and he said to put him in our will. We were laughing and I had had a Zima, so I put him in the will. 
 Response 2: Well, I ate a dozen eggs a day. Was that a bad idea?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The mosquitoes here in Miami are driving me crazy. 
 Response 1: We call them the state bird. 
 Response 2: Yeah, it's probably going to take her like ten minutes to put it on.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Marie, you're the oldest. So you're up. Carl, you're on backup. 
 Response 1: Fine, I'll shadow Marie while she does this sale. Or attempts it. 
 Response 2: Were you recording it? Good luck proving I said that.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, you know, I'm not getting any younger and I thought my eyes were failing me. 
 Response 1: Please, I beg you to call me Ted. 
 Response 2: None of us are getting any younger. None of us are Dorian Gray.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Madeline, it's always a pleasure to see you here at our gym. 
 Response 1: Oh, thank you. You know, I never break a sweat and that's the way I like it. 
 Response 2: You didn't have to assume anything. I said. I kissed you with my mouth. I knew what I was doing.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Wine tasting should be the least pretentious, most comfortable, casual place in the world. I'm putting on airs. I"m embarrassed, sir. 
 Response 1: People just want to unwind. They want to take their fucking shoes off. 
 Response 2: And your prize was you became the king of the Sudan?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yeah, it's just the two of us. Frank and myself. 
 Response 1: Well, it's nice to make your acquaintance. I brought a ton of coins. 
 Response 2: I'm so sorry. Please, go ahead. They are alphabetically organized.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hello, child. Would you like to hear the good word of Jesus Christ? 
 Response 1: Oh, one step at a time. Is this murderous dog still in your home? 
 Response 2: Yes, please. You're talking to me, right? There's nobody else here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hold on, y'all think you're in the book or the movie Eat, Pray, Love? 
 Response 1: Then, maybe we  shouldn't stand on ceremony and refer to you as what you really are. You're Cosnaksaway. 
 Response 2: The movie, obviously. We didn't read the book. Who reads? No one.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Teddy Roosevelt, you're a vine superstar? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I'm a vine superstar. A lot of people don't know a lot about my past. So, now I'm just kicking it. 
 Response 2: I did not know that because I never asked. Because there are no questions in Maine, but only broken hearts.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm gonna tell you boys something. I've been in the chicken business nigh on 75 years.? 
 Response 1: You're a legend. You're the youngest person ever. 
 Response 2: Oh, I'll put it in a baggie.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: He said I can go fudge myself, he doesn't need this ship. Because he's a five year old who doesn't know how to swear. 
 Response 1: I don't curse. I'm a Christian. 
 Response 2: Isn't that the proof? I just called you Charlie.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hello? What is this place? 
 Response 1: Oh, that place is the worst. 
 Response 2: This place is really just an inconvenient hallway.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: When Madeline comes in, I need you to ask her if it's OK if you can spray a little fake sweat on her just in case the President decides to send troops in. 
 Response 1: They're talking about martial law. 
 Response 2: Understood, Gerald. I'm sorry that I was the one to tell you we all disliked your wife.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This molly is just kicking in real hard. 
 Response 1: Cadet, have yourself a bottle of water and grab that pacifier. 
 Response 2: I think you're really funny. 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Briff, you've crazy macho energy is off the charts tonight! 
 Response 1: I'm just pretty pumped.  Uh, quick question.  Uh, does anyone else have a problem with the way Cynthia looks? 
 Response 2: I feel like you're fighting treating yourself and that worries me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Excuse me, is there something going on between you two? 
 Response 1: How dare you. We are working here as coworkers. We are just on break. 
 Response 2: That's correct.  It's kind of considered a rude and insensitive name now, but it still works.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You know those little tiny ponies that help people out? They give them little sneakers and I thought it looked pretty cool. 
 Response 1: She's alive and living in sin? I can't believe it. 
 Response 2: They sound wonderful. I've never left Alabama.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's a novelization of Exile on Main Street. With the song like this is his favorite ? . The musical parts are typed out. 
 Response 1: I've never seen anything like this in my life.  It's gotta be extremely valuable. Yeah. Who is it signed by? 
 Response 2: I think that is overstepping the line. I think the Rookie has a question that  is a little bit more polite.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Where are we? Is this the future? 
 Response 1: Yeah, that's why I'm here. Wait, you know about the robots? 
 Response 2: Yeah, it's the future. I just told you this is where we were going.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We should put this to a vote. Officer, would you mind getting us a pad of paper and a pencil so we can make secret ballots and vote on this? 
 Response 1: Here's my ticket. I have a government discount on this. 
 Response 2: Um, OK. I was going that way anyway.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, I'll pay for these drinks, Art. 
 Response 1: Aw, that's nice of you Rudy. 
 Response 2: I don't care who I an talking to. Get into the freezer and turn into a scientist!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I can dislodge my jaw like a python. You're about to watch something you've probably never seen before. I'm going to swallow my own brother. 
 Response 1: Oh, yeah. Back in Little Rock. Your name is....uh. 
 Response 2: I feel like I should try and run away, but I'm just interested to see if this happens.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I wake up. The alarm clock goes off. I roll over and look at it. I'm up there. When I wake up every day, I'm already up there. 
 Response 1: Same for me. I unhook my gravity boots. I drop down. 
 Response 2: We're going to let the customer decide who he is actually purchasing it from.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: She's 172 years old. Why is she still working at The Price is Right? 
 Response 1: Are you 100% sure it's not diarrhea? 
 Response 2: Because Drew and the Ovaltine sponsor just really love Becky.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: There is a note app on your phone. You can use it on your phone. 
 Response 1: I know.  I wish your mother was here, too.  I wonder what she's doing right now. 
 Response 2: 2019 isn't about electronic bullshit. Ya'll need to log out of life.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh shit, I can't drink orange juice anymore, I'm a ghost. 
 Response 1: I can't believe George Washington spilled my orange juice all over the floor. 
 Response 2: I understand. Are you looking for a filter, as well?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: OK, I would just like to buy something that I'm not going to eat. What would you recommend? 
 Response 1: I'll do it. I'll get right in the back. 
 Response 2: I would get, well, we have party cakes.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: If she was a hologram why did that plastic spider get caught on her sweater? 
 Response 1: You mean that wrinkled lump of wheezing? 
 Response 2: I was thinking the same thing, I haven't thought about anything else since the revelation.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That'll be one thousand francs. 
 Response 1: For one thousand Pepsies? In Brussels they're 25p. 
 Response 2: Guys, Billy Jr. is right. He's summed up my feelings exactly. And I'm ashamed of you, Pinky.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mr. Chanderson, I have an idea. It might fix everything. If you devour your bother, if you could just hang on for a second, I'll get you back to the Disney water park and then I'll squeeze you. And then can dispel the water you absorbed from him. It'll be like that book the Five Chinese Brothers. Was it five? 
 Response 1: I'm willing to let you try that, and if it doesn't work don't feel bad. I'm leaving the park to you. I think of you like a son. 
 Response 2: How about residually intoxicated?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Let me ask you something. Do you ever regret marrying a human woman? 
 Response 1: Oh, absolutely not. Let's get close to kissing. But we can't, of course, because there would be a tremendous electrical charge that would kill me. 
 Response 2: Thank you. She's from Panama.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Andrew, congratulations. You've got yourself representation at Fantastic Sams Talent Agency 
 Response 1: Yeah, I just want some Captain Crunch. That's it. I don't get the big deal. 
 Response 2: This is great news, fellow Evanescence members
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The local news reports are commenting on how incredibly strange for a high school to poltergeist in on itself. 
 Response 1: Yeah! Go get em Michelle. Go get em car! 
 Response 2: Are you talking about the movie poltergeist? I haven't seen that, so don't spoil it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Thank you so much fro coming. I think we're going in a different in a different direction. 
 Response 1: Really? You know, you guys let Robert Downey Jr. act in the movie and I'm naturally tan and I went to Ms. Tina's acting school. 
 Response 2: How much, oh I see right here it says five million dollars, I gotta say that's quite excessive.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Are you going to buy a bowl bowl? 
 Response 1: I was thinking about it. We haven't really come to a price yet. 
 Response 2: You're right. This hat is not good.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mary, turn away from the mirror and look at me. I'm about to go do the news. 
 Response 1: Oh, you look great. That's a nice suit. Your face is very shiny. Have you been sweating this whole time? 
 Response 2: Yeah, egg salad sandwiches are like dogs. They can't be in hot cars for very long.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I was a dumpster and pod realtor.  So, I just do containers, mostly. 
 Response 1: Oh, I guess I never looked at those billboards closely. 
 Response 2: Are we going to turn into werewolves?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Ken, come clean. Are you a time traveler? 
 Response 1: Yeah, that's where I got all my gumption. They let me choose a personality trait. 
 Response 2: Dark Crystal, I can't believe you woke up.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: How big are the cops at the door? He sounds small. 
 Response 1: I know he sounds small, but he's actually a monster. I mean, he's big. He's a beast, maybe 6'4". 
 Response 2: Tyler is a top-notch agent and he's never failed us in the field. Everyone thinks he's a kid, it's weird.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I know, I am front of house. But this guy wants chili dog and I know we are out of chili. 
 Response 1: Yordy, what do we always say? When there is no chili, we make chili. 
 Response 2: I collect leaves. I've been to nature trails before. I've made leaf collages. I think we've made a love connection here at the Denny's.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't know what you're here to do, but don't pull that thread. If she says she's the lady, then keep it at that. 
 Response 1: Churro man, are you in danger? You can tell me. I'm a nun. 
 Response 2: Much like our lord outgrew being a shitty kid. I'm sorry, I'm very religious.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We've been saying you should quit your job, Doris. 
 Response 1: Yeah, with my wife and kid and Lou Ferrigno and our dog Turtle. 
 Response 2: Yes, they work in  an office, but they have those voices that are terrible.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This is actually easier than I thought it would be to tell Dad how Mom feels. N-O-T R-I-G-H-T N-O-W M-A-Y-B-E she'll change her mind. 
 Response 1: It's true, he is trying to set an example for his daughter. 
 Response 2: I'm a lion. I can't spell. Let's try something else.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yes, and I tell you, there's something might strange about it calling me father.. I did not program the artificial intelligence to do that. 
 Response 1: It was information I was born with. Father gave me life, thus, he shall be father. 
 Response 2: He's my physician. Dr. Pearson.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: And that's the big joke, isn't it? We all look like adorable little babies, but we've aged. 
 Response 1: Mentally. Physically, I'm a little fat baby. 
 Response 2: It's not a pie, it's spaghetti.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is Iris making this story up or is she reading it off of a teleprompter? What a skill that is. 
 Response 1: Wow! They're identical cousins. 
 Response 2: It really is. It's something I was born with. Let's just say that I have super human powers. My mom might have been a fairy.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm not James Patterson. My name is Frank. I'm the guy that yelled at you earlier. Do you not remember that? We were in the book depository. 
 Response 1: I did hear my dad say one time to watch the weird old hoof on your hand because when you become a man, so it will become magic. Today, I became a man. 
 Response 2: Oh yeah, I liked that. I don't care who you are, we can still write a book and it'll be better than anybody's.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I could get a room with multiple people I can go from room to room. 
 Response 1: And that doesn't make her a slut. 
 Response 2: I did not know that because I never asked. Because there are no questions in Maine, but only broken hearts.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What a well spoken little child. 
 Response 1: That's right, that's my daughter. I teach her right. 
 Response 2: That's not how water works. You can't put more water on to take the other water off.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My name is Murnice. 
 Response 1: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you because you were humming. 
 Response 2: Oh my, is it a a new garden shape? I loved the tetrahedron that you made last year.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I feel so good now. 
 Response 1: Well, Dr. Phil, the piece of snack is out and you've made aviation history by landing that plane. 
 Response 2: He better be better than the last one because Reverend Malcolm Exercise was not very good at all.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We're not going to sell caesar salads at Julius Caesar? 
 Response 1: We did some research on the caesar salad and it is too expensive to make. 
 Response 2: It's my thing. That's what I do. I saw the superhero go that way!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My specialty is orthodontics. 
 Response 1: I do that procedure where you knock teeth out with a little hammer. 
 Response 2: That's OK. There was underlying tension with Abba. This works.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I feel such a sense of peace washing over me. 
 Response 1: That's good. Ricky, you're sort of shimmering. You're disappearing it. 
 Response 2: We prefer to call ourselves sales associates. I don't shuck things, it's not corn. It's glasses.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Somebody has to be our Pa, Ma. 
 Response 1: Of course. We ripped it off an elephant this morning. Nothing but the best for CIA operatives. 
 Response 2: Yeah, from what I know, if we're of woman born, we also have to be of man born.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you want to go? Somebody hold me back. 
 Response 1: We were just trying to do dangerous sexy times. 
 Response 2: No, I drove, I don't want to go. Please somebody hold Tony back.
Output: Response 2