niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: If anyone could stick the hand my skirt on, I'd make a wonderful puppet. 
 Response 1: That  sounds good. Are you calling a band meeting? 
 Response 2: See, he's not even wearing a skit. He seems like he's got crazy problems in his brain.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, you guys are out of bean burritos. I'm trying to get my smell on. 
 Response 1: Sorry about that. You could go roll around for a while in the poop pit. 
 Response 2: OK. What are some of the immortal things we know about?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Who in this class is good with words? Monica? 
 Response 1: Well, I think I've got time for another exorcism. How about you? 
 Response 2: Yes, I am. I'm good with words. Absolutely positutely.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: When I think of you, I have to cover my face because I'm in love with you, line dweller. 
 Response 1: Well, she she got the line dweller right. Maybe she is talking about you. 
 Response 2: That's right. That's how it works. You convince  someone that something is dead and then you take it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We're not wasting any more resources on the king guy. 
 Response 1: Yeah sure I can do that, I'll sign right there on the bulge! 
 Response 2: He might get torn a part by these people, whatever.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: OK everybody, we're going to begin our lesson by picking up our phones 
 Response 1: Is that this thing right here? No, that's a shoe. 
 Response 2: This news is better than that. They're opening a new show. We're doing a thing and we're all auditioning. We're going to save the park.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What happened, Mom? Did the bar close? 
 Response 1: We left Baltimore to find something new. Maybe that new thing is death. Do you want to give it a try with me? 
 Response 2: Oh, she's calling me Mom now, but only when she says a mean thing.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Did you get new shoes, Mr. Tumnus? 
 Response 1: Kind of. I painted my hooves to look like little sneakers. 
 Response 2: And the same with the Shamrock Shake. Did I ever tell you how I saved Ireland?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Your son is so charming. How old is he? 
 Response 1: He sounds wonderful. 
 Response 2: He's just very charming. He's, you know, little boy age. Five.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Albums are the only thing that get me through life with my friend, Jennifer. 
 Response 1: They gave me one doctor, but a real biter and chewer doesn't use a spit bucket. 
 Response 2: Honey, I hate to break the news to you, but we're going to have to sell the record player.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I have worked so hard for you for 3 years and I don't know how many more calls I can make selling a kiss kit without getting a raise. 
 Response 1: Ah, well, Luigi, it's very nice, however, uh, I really asked that you stay below deck, as you know, because your appearance disturbs Pussibly. 
 Response 2: Denise, I understand. But, these kiss kits are helping so many people all over the world.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: General, I have bad news. Operation versatile is poltergeisting in on itself. 
 Response 1: Oh, well. That's one thing taken care of. 
 Response 2: It's true. Did you know the appendix is only as big as your pinky and it can do all that kind of damage to you inside.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is the quietest blender on the market. It can make milkshakes and no one will ever know. 
 Response 1: I think we should because that egg salad sandwich looks like it's struggling for air and overheating. 
 Response 2: Are you sure? Because I'm very sleepy and big noises, loud noises, really upset me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm sorry, Robert, are you wearing tweed? 
 Response 1: Well, yes I am. It's fall. 
 Response 2: Oh sure, Mr. Vaughn, there's a carton cigarettes here for you. I've got seven cartons, one for each of the Magnificent Seven.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Great news, guys. We don't need this town no more because we're going to be recording artists. 
 Response 1: Let's burn it down. 
 Response 2: I'm a man puppet with a woman's soul inside me. So I identify as a man now.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is your daughter ready to go to the dance or not? 
 Response 1: Yes, I'll be right out. I'm just powdering my nose. 
 Response 2: I know. Ken, no one wants you to murder anyone. You're a time criminal.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So, you're not prepared to open any doors? 
 Response 1: It's me, John Wiki, Sr. 
 Response 2: Right. I stood outside the hospital, while my wife was giving birth for three hours.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I keep forgetting that you became an alcoholic because you're so good at your job, you're maintaining really well. 
 Response 1: I've had a few doughnuts, OK. I eat a dozen doughnuts a day. People love a fat hairdresser. 
 Response 2: Yeah, thanks Skip.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Jonathan, why don't you tell me what you like to do for fun. 
 Response 1: I quit because the stress got to me. 
 Response 2: Oh, god, the pressure. Uh, let's see, mostly - I cannot see most things. So I'm mostly just waving in the dark.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We're just watching a program on TBS called Rap Battle and we were terribly inspired. I thought if they could come off the dome with such great material, perhaps I could, too.  
 Response 1: Catarina, these four people is a rush. We're having a rush right now. 
 Response 2: I think if that was the intent, sure. Maybe even to modernize it, fine, but to literally read from the book and not even try to follow the script doesn't work.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Kevin, have I been hugging you this whole time? 
 Response 1: Yeah, whispering your story into my ear. 
 Response 2: I know. I've seen you all ride side saddle just like the English do.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hi, hope you don't mind, I was eavesdropping and I heard you say the word toilet several times. 
 Response 1: This is so exciting. I can't believe our story was made into a major motion picture. 
 Response 2: I do that when something's on my mind. I have no filter.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: How is it great that you're leaving when I'm happy when you're here? 
 Response 1: Well, because I will be away from you, and that's how I'll be happy. And everyone else is coming with me, too. 
 Response 2: Yeah, my new "friends" did not consider me a friend.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I just want to hang out with you while I listen to my Discman via headphones. Maybe on a boat. 
 Response 1: Yeah, just sitting side by side. That sounds great. And maybe mom, you could join us. 
 Response 2: Is that why this beer is just powder?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The spoofs down here in Tiny Town are so much more gentle. They are all about celebrating who you are, not making fun. 
 Response 1: Well, I would have, but I got called into hell all of a sudden. 
 Response 2: It's true. Nothing beats a Tiny Town spoof.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I told myself that I wasn't going to cry because I'm already so dehydrated from all the drugs we've been doing. 
 Response 1: Denise, please don't cry. You need to keep the moisture inside your body. I can't afford to get you a water. 
 Response 2: Your son called me. She was helping him with his bathing suit - he had it on wrong - and they got in a car accident. Your wife's not going to be here because she's, uh, going to live with Santa Claus.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hold on a second. You really believe jail doesn't exist? 
 Response 1: You've got the hardest job? I'm the one who has to watch the movies. I think you've got the plum job. 
 Response 2: I believe my world is what I make it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You guys can't just have ice water. You have to order something to eat. 
 Response 1: Fuck you. I'm taking this to the black judge over there. 
 Response 2: Hank, if you say filigree one more time, I'm going to smack you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I feel terrible that I heckled that child. 
 Response 1: And I criticized his diction. I couldn't stand there and just let him prattle on like a Press Secretary. 
 Response 2: I think it's safe to say Devin that you ate the winning numbers.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Fasty, is Finding Nemo the last movie you've seen?  Have you been down in that subway this whole time? 
 Response 1: Yeah, but I also saw the Matrix movies and the one where Chevy Chase turns into a dog. 
 Response 2: I'm sorry you had to see this Ma'am. It's very disturbing.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm sorry.  I'm just not used to relinquishing control.  I've done over 7,000 performances as Juliet. 
 Response 1: Yeah, but there's also sort of a sexual feeling too. You feel it right under your stomach. 
 Response 2: And I've never had one.  I would just love to get up there one time up on that balcony.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We should advertise. Maybe in the pennysaver? 
 Response 1: That's a great idea. People love those things. They open 'em up and read every single ad. That's how I saved on all that carpet cleaning. 
 Response 2: All right, Antoinette. Roger, can you just sort of flex your thigh just a little further?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That meteor shortened the time, it gave us 48 hours earlier today. 
 Response 1: Don't worry, you'll be able to fly to them yourself with my patented falcon wings. 
 Response 2: You now have 12 hours. 12 hours until your worst nightmare.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'll put all my money on the horses again, that's for sure. 
 Response 1: You have to bet on them. You can't just lay the money on the horses. 
 Response 2: I've just been doing the usual, like close up magic.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We have to come up with some kind of solution for getting water. 
 Response 1: If it will make you feel better, sure. I'll take a look at the place. 
 Response 2: We could find another lake or use toilet water.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Come on, let me put my hand on your knee. 
 Response 1: Well, we're flying on Spirit, and I've only got the one bag. I can't take that much on a flight. 
 Response 2: Briff, a knee is a very important place for a young woman.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, you must come from some money. 
 Response 1: Geez, yeah, but he's not.  I don't know, because I'll tell you what.  I never really saw what happened with my mom and my dad. 
 Response 2: I do.  I come from southern tobacco money.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Have you seen me before? Have I been on this plane for awhile? 
 Response 1: My goodness. You've been here since the beginning. Do you not remember? 
 Response 2: Oh, you mean like a genius playlist where you start with Walking on Sunshine and then whatever.  It'll see if you like that or you could say it's all K and the Waves.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Alright, Pip, that's enough. Go have a seat. 
 Response 1: You're soaking wet. Go dry off, Pip. 
 Response 2: Oh my, is it a a new garden shape? I loved the tetrahedron that you made last year.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This ain't gonna stand, fellas. You forget your $10 Million. We're gonna take care of this for you. We're doing this one gratis. 
 Response 1: I don't know if we should do that. We gotta kinda follow the rule book here. We just can't kill citizens. 
 Response 2: Give us the names of everyone on management and we'll off them.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Are you choking Bibbles? You ate a fourth olive, didn't you? You know children can only have three olives. 
 Response 1: I'm testing my boundaries. 
 Response 2: I remember hearing about that. His PowerPoint was so boring he slit his own throat.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It shall remain unclear what I mean. Figure it out for yourself. 
 Response 1: I hate mysteries. 
 Response 2: I failed. I can't believe I am the one getting fired from this agency.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Can you not suspend belief at all, Ray? 
 Response 1: Talk about suspension, I can see the cable on that. That's Cathy Rigby playing Peter Pan. That is not a boy. And she's too old for this. 
 Response 2: Human skin is the best kind of skin.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That place, there's something about that place. 
 Response 1: Are you doing some sort of investigation right now? 
 Response 2: I think it's unseemly that there's dead bodies that are part of the miniature golf layout.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That's right, and of course I studied in hotdog school at The Sorbonne. In Paris. 
 Response 1: Yeah, we're expecting him at any moment and we could really use your help. 
 Response 2: Mmm. The best hotdogs in the world come from there.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Listen, Tom, I think this one's the one for you. 
 Response 1: I guess so. I heard a lot about her stickers and I'm a big fan of stickers. 
 Response 2: I rolled all the songs featuring the word tomorrow into one song.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The first giraffe tribe came from Tansenia? 
 Response 1: We're going to dispose of it properly. We're going to put it up on a flagpole. 
 Response 2: Very good. You get to go home early because you already know your history.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't know if I can stand to get out of the car. 
 Response 1: Thank you. I had to get out of that assembly. This guy is dying up there. He doesn't know what he's doing. I think he's not completely out of rehab yet. 
 Response 2: It's OK, I can help you. C'mon, get up here. Just lean against the car.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Have you met my sister, Peggy? 
 Response 1: Hi. I am her sister. I'm the bank customer's sister. Do you happen to have any baloney? 
 Response 2: What's the point of this then? I thought we were celebrating the line cooks by letting them shine.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I keep following you. As your head moves my head moves. 
 Response 1: I thought that was a dog. 
 Response 2: You're like one of those paintings where the eyes follow you. Like one of those over there.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We checked in on Yelp, so we get 10% off the wine tasting, right? 
 Response 1: Of course you do. And, you get coozies!  
 Response 2: Yeah, if you wouldn't mind, and I'm going to need a hand mirror for some of this stuff, too.  Also, I need someone to play Helsing.  Now, would you be up to playing Dracula's nemesis?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My dream form is like me standing on the balls of my feet, but in the dream form, I'm not standing on the balls of my feet. 
 Response 1: OK. So your legs are longer. 
 Response 2: Well, what if I were to backwards yodel while Jamal were to reveal the second pizza slice?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Wow, there's a lot of chemistry going on between you and the guy in the corner there. You guys got a little banter going on. A little Ross and Rachel. 
 Response 1: Yeah, you sound a little like Nichols and May. They're one of my favorite duos. 
 Response 2: Oh, with Betty Boop on them.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I guess we just keep vamping, like, I don't know.  He's standing there like a deer in headlights. 
 Response 1: Maybe just point at him and be like "Let's go!" 
 Response 2: I was hiding in the backseat with this here magazine.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Dad, your balls, your balls are showing. 
 Response 1: Yeah, the art museum. 
 Response 2: These were my father's shorts and his father's shorts before him.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: There seems to be a party going on out there. 
 Response 1: I felt like, well now we're not twins. So I elected to have my arm removed by the logging machine. It was a sacrifice. 
 Response 2: It's a huge party out there. Is that a hearse?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm the Queen's head. I'm a cast member. 
 Response 1: Getty Lee! We're Rush. We're a Canadian supergoup. We gotta go out there. 
 Response 2: Let me look at the inside of this head. It says your name is Joanie, is that correct?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, Nooky, you look like you got smashed up a bit. 
 Response 1: Yeah, my new "friends" did not consider me a friend. 
 Response 2: Yeah, it's like a senior thesis. But in play format.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Try again tomorrow. Really assert yourself as the boss. Just make sure they don't get you to answer any questions that you can't answer. 
 Response 1: Alright, can you give me a topic of conversation that's safe? 
 Response 2: You mean, he's taking them? Stealing can mean a lot of things.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What do you mean, put to death? 
 Response 1: I mean, I'm a rich man, and I don't like poor people.  If they're not working for me, that is, making a terrible slave wage.  No offense, Robert.  You're very generous, unlike me.  So, I want you poor people not only kicked out of my dumpster, but the offending idea that you ever lived in there is an assault to my very senses.  I want you put to death, and if you won't do it Robert, there's no place for you here at Dennys. 
 Response 2: And make sure you twirl the little propeller on the top.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: May I use this blimp ticket at a later date or do I have to use it right now? 
 Response 1: I got burned by you a couple years ago. You sent those oven mitts back and said they didn't work. 
 Response 2: The blimp ticket must be used now. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This is tough. It's a tough one. But I'm expiring. So I can't be with you much longer. 
 Response 1: I came back to clean up this mess you and your partner got us into. Now the department says you're suspended. 
 Response 2: Your majesty, what? What do we do about the scroll?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Y'all should know that my son, Pastor St. Augustine, his sex act partner has left. She has literally vanished in a puff of smoke using Satan's magic. 
 Response 1: I hope that now this means we can limp together, side by side. 
 Response 2: This is perfect because that means we can have a different girl every week.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Your mother and I didn't come to this country so you could be some sort of actor. 
 Response 1: Are you going through puberty? Is your brain going through changes? 
 Response 2: Well, you know, I'll go be a newscaster then. Let me be a newscaster.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Wait a minute. I don't understand, Jonathan. Who's that little girl? She looks just like you. 
 Response 1: Oh, Janice. I'm afraid I've been a dirty dog. 
 Response 2: Thank you.  I guess you stumbled into the right profession.  Look at all of those mechanic awards in that trophy case.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We're not going to ride the sharks? Alright. 
 Response 1: Between dolphins and sharks, it does seem that dolphins are more likely to let us ride them. 
 Response 2: We do, there's the story of the time she ran out of gas and pushed the car up a hill.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm more of an Introvert Man kind of guy. 
 Response 1: Wait a minute, it's you. Matern. You work for me now? 
 Response 2: Look at that you aren't kidding, you have every single one of his comics!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I need to know something before I rent you the apartment. Does your fluffy cat shed all over the goddamn place? 
 Response 1: Yes, it is. We enjoy each other's company. We still have not had sex. 
 Response 2: Well, she does, but I clean. I'm a clean person.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, graduation's about to start. Whoa, it's Jack Thunderstorms! 
 Response 1: That's right, kids. Somebody said y'all needed a speech for y'all's graduation. 
 Response 2: Yeah, science is about experimentation. Read a book to me because I'm unable.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The sign out front said this was a no cut art show. I got tired of the masters and the classics. I said, let me see the art of someone that doubts they could get into a regular show. 
 Response 1: I test out the designer suits to see if they'll stand up under normal conditions. 
 Response 2: OK. This is my night job. So, I entered through a staff door and didn't see that sign.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Isn't he charming? Your son is so sweet. 
 Response 1: He's a perfect little gentleman. 
 Response 2: That makes me the best husband. Do I snore? No, I don't. Do I hog the covers? No. Do I ever tell you that you don't look beautiful? That's right. I'm Ricardo. I should be your husband.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Don't take that card. 
 Response 1: A looking mirror sounds like a thing a pervert has. 
 Response 2: Yeah, don't stand on top of that card that is the same size as you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Just to be clear, you're going to seal the top of the chimney. You're going to light a fire. And so you're going to burn me alive and smoke me at the same time. 
 Response 1: That's the plan. And these kids won't help you. 
 Response 2: I never touch 'em. Once you've had one, you just can't stop.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've got a Korean friend at school. I was trying to make him laugh. 
 Response 1: They think cereal is hilarious. That's a stereotype of that region. 
 Response 2: That's a big part of it. I'm going to figure out everything that burns in the whole world.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm going to do what all the young kids are doing and put my cigarette box flapped over in my white t-shirt. 
 Response 1: My honey and I woke up and I suggested that we have a TV day because we haven't done it in so long. 
 Response 2: OK. Take it down a couple notches.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're just not fitting in, you know? We're like a tight unit, you know what I mean? Like the three musketeers. Me, mom, and the dog. So maybe if you come back as a man we'll like you as a different person. 
 Response 1: I'm going to come back as a man who sounds vaguely like a woman. That's my plan. 
 Response 2: As a guy named Guy, I'd say let's hear them out.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The faucet does bear the resemblance to a monkey's face. 
 Response 1: No, honestly, I can't. As much as I try - you can't. You can't even prove he really wanted to. 
 Response 2: Well, you know no one else feels that way and it's caused some problems.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm the next in succession? I'm just a simple guy who goes around writing down stuff that people think. 
 Response 1: I did. I thought I needed to be the one family member who lived up to our glorious name. 
 Response 2: Well, that's as good a qualification as any. There will come a time when it will be clear that you should be the next in succession. And I grant you that power. Goodbye.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He checks off everything on your list. You said no personality and he's given us no personality. 
 Response 1: Personality wise, he's as flat as paper. 
 Response 2: You just want to hang your art in my house?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I just love those Alsatian tarts. With the creamy onions. It's a savory tart. 
 Response 1: It's Irish, Swedish, and Russian. 
 Response 2: Well, you should know - as a designer of donuts - what a good Alsatian tart is like. Tell me, what are you putting in the doughnuts again?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Be cool, be cool. This is a demonstration. We are theater students. 
 Response 1: Well, I do, but that's a whole 'nother segment, Catalina. 
 Response 2: You see, he makes like he's in a box. Now he's walking against the wind.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: How are they still alive? You said they'd be dead by now. 
 Response 1: It defies all scientific explanation, sir. They should have been dead a long time ago. 
 Response 2: It has meant something to me. I've become fond of you over the years. You've become a real friend to me, Beatrice.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I have to say for a rat to hold three pounds is pretty impressive. 
 Response 1: That's what I'm saying. Just because he can do that, he thinks he's the greatest rat to walk the earth. 
 Response 2: He said it was Don but I think it was Steve Dons.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You want to go to the jewelry store now? 
 Response 1: You've brought a tear to this old butterface. 
 Response 2: I guess. I mean, we have to be at the church at two. But I guess we could go to the jewelry store now.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This whole conversation is making me uncomfortable.  Would you mind if I just sat inside the waiting room while you do whatever it is that you need to do my vehicle? 
 Response 1: Oh. Happy anniversary? 
 Response 2: Well, first, could you come here and stand very, very close to me while I finish explaining what's going to happen with your car?  You need to know these things before you drive off.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Everyone prepare. It's a rogue wave. 
 Response 1: You look you're ready to have fun. Your eyes look very positive. Both of them. 
 Response 2: Oh honey, get the camera!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: If you say so, Your majesty. Of course you may give anyone you want a special. 
 Response 1: Chester Behemoth. 
 Response 2: OK, 5% off. 5% off trollbeads for you. Oh, that felt so good. I feel like I should still work here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I understand these kids aren't supposed to be great at hockey, at first, but eventually, they are great at it. 
 Response 1: And you took all that sweet cake money and you became a real estate developer. I know you. You're the one who's changing this whole neighborhood into condos. 
 Response 2: OK. Listen, I got hired because my mom and dad wrote the script. I know nothing about hockey.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: OK. I think I have enough detail to go on now. He was a little boy. He was very unpleasant looking. 
 Response 1: Yeah, you could tell that if he was an adult he would be in jail or on television 
 Response 2: Man, if you had just been honest about that - 'cause your powers are awesome. They could definitely come in handy in a burning building.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Maybe now's a good time to just remind everybody about, you know, company dating and stuff like that. We really don't do that. You know, we don't do it. 
 Response 1: That was a scary time. Thank god you went out on a limb and did that surgery 'cause that could have burst and killed you. 
 Response 2: I feel like this has always been hazy. Didn't you meet your wife that way?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Now listen, do you love Rhonda in you heart? Do you truly love her. 
 Response 1: Yes, I do. I mean, my wife passed years ago and I never thought I'd find anybody again and then when Rhonda came along and a spark came to life in me that I hadn't felt in years. 
 Response 2: You'll be the lookout. Nobody will suspect a wheezing man.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I paid cash. 
 Response 1: We did a prank. I hope you don't gotta sing the national anthem of a country you don't know or the Greek alphabet. 
 Response 2: That's unprecedented. Cash at Margarittaville? Madam, thank you. You should get her a frequent diner's card, Bob.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The kitchen is on fire? Can anybody call 911 
 Response 1: That's fine, look, you can keep your pants on. I'm giving you special privileges. 
 Response 2: We have one phone and we don't know if it goes out or not people just call in to it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Who's honey's little sparrow?  See, we have little paths where we cross and we meet and that's where our love lifts. 
 Response 1: I want to fly around you and land on your shoulder for 15 more years. 
 Response 2: It's my twin brother Amos.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Can I watch you eat the cheese sandwich in a weird way? 
 Response 1: Well, it sure pays off in the end. 
 Response 2: You can watch me eat it and stare at me like you're snoopy pretending to be a vulture in that tree.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Look at that idiot up there telling us about gateway drugs and slippery slopes. 
 Response 1: No, that's totally cool. Do you mind if I set my coffee cup on the top of your perfectly flat hairdo that you're worried about messing up? 
 Response 2: He's a fucking idiot, whose life was ruined.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: See, Vincinity, that's a name I won't forget. 
 Response 1: You've been writing everything down. I can't believe you can't remember. 
 Response 2: Ok, you made your point. We know you have a bad memory.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're screaming at me. 
 Response 1: I know, sorry. You know, I coach little league on the side. 
 Response 2: He married into it. He was previously married to Tammy Albertsons.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're saying sleep fighting is one of the few sports without a paddle. It's not a sport, so that's a big problem. It's a weird thing you do in your sleep when you're hitting people. 
 Response 1: When I'm dreaming, it's a sport though. You should see the professional boxers that I can knock out. 
 Response 2: Don't answer that question.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So, we were here and there were these dogs here and we think they are a coyote and a wolf. We don't think that's safe. We are willing to answer any questions. We have all day to just answer questions. 
 Response 1: OK. Give me a low down on how long you guys have been dating. 
 Response 2: Yeah, they did the Lord of the Flies show at the casino. It was a real kids show at the casino.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I am sorry to hear that your father is not in the picture. 
 Response 1: Well, I didn't know because I was a little confused for a second because I thought a bird was spitting on me, which has happened before. So your point doesn't even make sense. 
 Response 2: He might be here in the water.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The good news is we've signed Forest Whitaker to play Aid Man in the motion picture of a comic book that just came out for the first time today. 
 Response 1: Why I had a good idea. I'm glad you went with it. 
 Response 2: Yeah. My boss says I'm in to weird music and thought I might like these. He doesn't know me at all.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's a little bit different from the bayou.  
 Response 1: My mom told me that too, she said it's full of spiders.  
 Response 2: Oh, please don't tell me it was the office supplies.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This AI machine you've got is demonstrating some really troubling characteristics. 
 Response 1: I think I should point out that I'm not in any way a scientist. However I have no problem with taking your money. 
 Response 2: What you'll find about sentient computers is they're learning all the time. All. The. Time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You know something, God? You said "Gaya marry me" and I was like "God, you know this ain't gonna work". You were like "Gaya, I love you, you're mother earth" and I was like "God, you God, let's do this". 
 Response 1: It's that mouth of yours that just makes you irresistible. 
 Response 2: You make a really good point, and that reminds me.  I should buy some salt and pepper shakers for my store.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Did all the secretaries contribute this time? 
 Response 1: We all tried, but Brenda fell down that well last year and just no one ever cared to find her. 
 Response 2: That was our busiest day. And why was that? Because there were two extra people there.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's like your odor actually is an aid, because her sense of smell must be so poor that she lost you in a cloud of funk. 
 Response 1: Thankfully no one has bionic smell. 
 Response 2: That's right. As citizens and voters, we're equal.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You reek of marijuana. What's your name, sir? 
 Response 1: Pam's my friend, and Pam is going to be part of this family now. 
 Response 2: Scotch. I come from the scotch tape family.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: And the citizens of  all got that chip on their should because it's not Big Egg Town. 
 Response 1: That's right. In Big Egg Town, they're all eating each other for breakfast. It's a weird scene. 
 Response 2: Oh, I've passed like ten of them in here.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You go check on your children, and I'll wrap up your crow painting. 
 Response 1: Alright, send it to 5050 Connecticut Drive. 
 Response 2: OK. I'm cool with that. I look forward to hearing what you come up with.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: For the 2020 rebuild, we're thinking of putting a lake in the center field. 
 Response 1: Hey, it shut him up, didn't it? 
 Response 2: I love looking at water.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Jack, we have to pretend we know what's going on at this Comicon. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I know. We made a pact at the start of 2018 to make more white friends. 
 Response 2: Oh, god, I guess I didn't think about that when I said I wished everyone got free port.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: They gotta go with out team. They got that racist mascot. No one's on board with that, right? 
 Response 1: I dunno Skip, it's the 60's. 
 Response 2: Exactly. For some reason it comes out to make it look like they are marionettes. 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That was a scary time. Thank god you went out on a limb and did that surgery 'cause that could have burst and killed you. 
 Response 1: Why yes, it is. I'm so happy that you're here visiting on my birthday of all days. 
 Response 2: It's true. Did you know the appendix is only as big as your pinky and it can do all that kind of damage to you inside.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You guys have never heard of Thomas Edison? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I know Thomas Edison. He's the quarterback for the Mizu Tigers. 
 Response 2: I certainly know how to do it. I've been at this job for 72 years. I'm a 90 year old news man.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Can you use the floating candles they sell over at Home Goods in a glass of wine? 
 Response 1: But the rates are very low. I mean, we got a real bargain on this hotel room. 
 Response 2: We could hollow out a hole in a cork and see if that would hold a candle.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: My name is Dwight David Arsenhower. I'm frequently confused for the former president. But, my name is Arsenhower. 
 Response 1: And yet, when you're not the president and you have three names, you're often an assassin. 
 Response 2: A stabbing? What the hell is wrong with you?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm spry and I would love to get up on those veins in a sexual way. 
 Response 1: This is a school and I do appreciate this love that's happening, but if you could take it off the stage because the children are watching. 
 Response 2: I know Chief Logger from the res.  Everyone knows her.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're turning white! 
 Response 1: I am, but how can you tell under all of the bright lights? 
 Response 2: As his twin sister, he consults me in all matters sexual. So, I decided he should order a kit for you to help you out.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, I know, but that will soon change because she's going to join me in my reconstruction business. 
 Response 1: Good. That's where a woman belongs. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I need the sun or the cough comes and the rages come.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So, your gig at the comedy club is going very well then? 
 Response 1: Too long. He doesn't know my name anymore. 
 Response 2: I have made $4.00.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This is my coyote, Earl Yote. 
 Response 1: Earl Yote has a beautiful grin. 
 Response 2: He does look a ton like Rodenberg. But, I feel like, didn't you go to our firehouse and try to get a job there? I feel like I remember you from a long time ago.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is everybody ready for the performance tonight? 
 Response 1: Oh, the bagel shop at 2nd and 12th? The bagel shop's still over here, still over here at 2nd and 12th. They took the sign away years ago. 
 Response 2: Yes, Francois.  We're feeling better than ever.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Son, that's an even bigger shadow than I've been even carrying around this whole time. 
 Response 1: Right, but you know what I'm going to do? I don't need the shadow, dad. I'm on the bright side of my life now. 
 Response 2: Kind of. I painted my hooves to look like little sneakers.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I didn't introduce myself. My name is Bill. 
 Response 1: I'm Clinton. Hey, it's like Bill Clinton. It's almost like we're destined to sit next to each other. 
 Response 2: Alright. I'll just play with my camera a little bit more. I'm getting great footage of this field that's being populated by these plants and zombies.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey guys, there's two adults in the other room. 
 Response 1: Yeah, it's there house. We just sneaked in. 
 Response 2: I hope that now this means we can limp together, side by side.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Alright, guys, places. Places. What's wrong with you, Becky? 
 Response 1: I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm just having a smoke attack. 
 Response 2: So they let Steven Tyler off because he scatted like an old Blues man?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm Peter Two Horses. 
 Response 1: And your face is peeling away a little bit. I can see that now. Who are you? 
 Response 2: Oh, Mr. Two Horses. Nice to meet you. My name is Chaz. Not short for Charles. Isn't that funny? My dad was Charles and his father was Charleston. So it's getting shorter each time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Officer, would you mind checking on our associates in the video store? There's a large man. He's got a great bushy beard and long salt and pepper hair, and he might be wearing what appears to be a robe. And there's another woman who looks exactly like us. We're just worried they're taking a little too long in the Blockbuster Video store. 
 Response 1: Oh, I've never done shrooms before. But, yeah, absolutely! Give me all you have. 
 Response 2: OK, I'll do it. It is outside my job description but I will go in a check on your colleague.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Maybe we shouldn't go out. This is supposed to be a deep dive and I'm feeling weird. 
 Response 1: Well, one thing I've learned is that if something looks fishy, you should do it. 
 Response 2: It's growing too fastly if you ask me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is it OK if I put a little gasoline in spaghetti? 
 Response 1: It's for everyone, Jazz. Everyone's going to eat this. You can add it to your own plate. 
 Response 2: OK, you gotta wolf down those brownies.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Marty, I told you that I'm not dead. This is just what my face looks like when I'm looking at Instagram. 
 Response 1: Every time you pick your phone up, you look dead. 
 Response 2: It was crazy. She got spit out of the water and she hit her head on the boat.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Look, he's growing. He's slightly taller. And he's hairier. 
 Response 1: Don't look at me, I'm a monster. 
 Response 2: Oh, I'll put it in a baggie.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Are you sure you both are okay with closing the shop and taking us to the airport? 
 Response 1: Yes, we're at the end of our fourth lives. I've been trying too escape that cursed place for the past four lives. 
 Response 2: Well, you can watch that anytime. The special on the high school football team the Falconers was appointment television.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Depressed and happy? C'mon, that's so rare. To find a man that's both depressed and happy, that's like 1 in 1 Million. 
 Response 1: Well, then let him do it, so I can finish listening to this program. 
 Response 2: That's like having your whole life in medium, not too small, not too large.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Suedebaby, you're an actual little kid like me with a suede mask on? 
 Response 1: Well, yeah. What do you want to do with the bagels? 
 Response 2: That's right. Don't be afraid. I've had some things happen to me, but one day I'll grow up to be a formidable killer, I bet.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I was here for a Boys II Men concert. They were having a reunion. 
 Response 1: Well, first, could you come here and stand very, very close to me while I finish explaining what's going to happen with your car?  You need to know these things before you drive off. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I worked that concert. Yep, I kept people safe. You're welcome.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: My name is Delores and I'm a huge vein fan. 
 Response 1: Oh, I'm Sly and I got huge veins. 
 Response 2: What? How's Maybelline gonna change your address? This is crazy. She's married to the daddy-master.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Your hat looks great. 
 Response 1: You look great, too. 
 Response 2: This culture and death. We are just too, we are behind the times. We are so afraid to talk about it. Just accept it, we're all gonna die.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: General, how would you know if Clint Eastwood can direct? 
 Response 1: I have some inside sources. Sometimes he invites friends over to his house and pretends like he's directing a show. 
 Response 2: Oh my god, everything makes sense now.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm in, get to the subway, get to the subway! 
 Response 1: Oh no. It's in my elaborate robes. 
 Response 2: He's in! What are you seeing Tony?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Now, the word has gotten out and if people find out, this could be the end of the space force as we know it. 
 Response 1: That's right. This could bring down the entire space force, Colonial. 
 Response 2: So, she threatened to eat you and then you became friends. 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Timothy, do you think he means Celsius or Fahrenheit? ? 
 Response 1: Oh no, if we ask him too many questions he'll think we don't know what we're doing. 
 Response 2: You think the yards of stomach lining with all their bile and acid can break down a piece of paper.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You know, honestly, that's a really nice offer, but I was thinking what if I just went in the cave. The mystic cave. I just love diamonds and I love dark spaces. Maybe I'll just live in the cave and be a creature. 
 Response 1: In my cave, you are welcome to dwell. Let's get on my bike and ride like hell. 
 Response 2: Yes, but that's just what you tell people when you go to college parties so that you can make out with the cute young guys.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: JJ, you didn't quit the bank just to give up now. 
 Response 1: If you think it's hard for you imagine being me for just one split second. News flash, I have it worse. 
 Response 2: It's been 5 years and I'm still just the MC at Clifton's Cafeteria and no one listens to me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, is there a bathroom here? 
 Response 1: Yeah, he and Usher did that duet, right? 
 Response 2: Yes, it's right there. You literally took a shit in front of the bathroom.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Sharon, you have made such a lovely meal for us all. This just looks delicious. 
 Response 1: Our backs were facing one another. 
 Response 2: Well, I learned it from best. This is your honey-baked ham recipe and your potato salad with no mayonnaise, only vinegar.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So your friend Rich got absorbed? That must have have been the sample monster. 
 Response 1: His face changed and he looked different, and then he was gone. 
 Response 2: Yes, I was trying to decipher whether or not she was, indeed, pregnant or just sort of chubby.  It turns out that was your mother and she was pregnant with you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We have some shoes here that not all of the shoe is made on Earth. 
 Response 1: Sure. So are you worried because you didn't pay the right taxes? 
 Response 2: Well, I think it's knowing more about your personality and what kind of shirt you want to present to the world, you know?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Not only does the rat sing, but it also has the keys to my car. 
 Response 1: Yeah, how we gonna get back home if we don't find the rat? 
 Response 2: They wanted to go, sir. You've been keeping them inside that ivory tower like some sort of Repunzels, but you won't even let them let their hair down.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Here's my drivers license. 
 Response 1: Wow, it's very small. 
 Response 2: Well, that's not going to be a problem because the shot you gave me was only juice. Juice is hardly a drug.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hi, welcome to DM Sliders, how can I help you? 
 Response 1: Yeah, my daughter, I sent her out for some beer and I think she might have come here. Do you know if she came around here? She hasn't come back with my beer and I'm getting worried. 
 Response 2: We were almost like camouflage, you couldn't tell either of us apart.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Son, where's all the cereal? 
 Response 1: Well, Al Pacino came here. He took all the cereal 
 Response 2: Yeah do you think we could just, like, politely leave because Van Helsing is supposed to kill Dracula and I don't think that's about to happen.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, the truth is. No one really wants to hear from an overweight, fat Aid Man. 
 Response 1: I think they might of made a mistake and we certainly made a mistake buying 7,000 copies of the book. 
 Response 2: Oh my god, Ralph's been transformed into a cat.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Let me talk to Garold and see if he's interested in getting married to a lady and then also if that lady perhaps would be you. 
 Response 1: Also, if you could get me a high ball. This high is wearing off and I'm beginning to get panicky and shaky. 
 Response 2: I just told it to come in here. I believe in stern parenting.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Why don't we draw a map to find the map. That way we won't get lost on the way if we draw it out first. 
 Response 1: Don't worry about reading here. The Boy's Store is two stalls down. 
 Response 2: Alright, we'll do that. She leads everything.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We're gonna be, I guess, going back out in the world after the show is done in an hour. It's 5AM now, so we'll be back out on the street around eight, I guess. 
 Response 1: Well you just made your death seem inevitable, and we just met you. 
 Response 2: Yes and then I have to go directly home. I can't dilly dally. So don't get any ideas, both of you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, I collect sea glass. We have so much in common. 
 Response 1: Oh, they're so beautiful when you hold them up to the light. 
 Response 2: They used to when I was a young cadet. Psychedelic drugs were a big part of it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Can I have a word with you, son? You're going to inherit all this one day. You have to respect it. 
 Response 1: Alright. Can I have the Ipad? 
 Response 2: Larry, we should get back to that mountain. Have we really just been avoiding it?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hera was never imprisoned, but she imprisoned many others in her jealousy over Zeus' many conquests. 
 Response 1: She was the original tough gal with a bad attitude. 
 Response 2: We stopped carrying those because they were assholes.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You've stumbled onto something here, Ron. Have you started on an Aid Man movie yet? 
 Response 1: You must have some unfinished business here to deal with. Why are you hanging around the LA Forum? 
 Response 2: I mean, from your lips to God's ears. Of course, we'd love that.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The only thing you missed when you were gone was Mom telling a weird story about scratching her decks. Her dad's phantom legs. Your grandfather. So I'm a little weird. 
 Response 1: This is Agent Thompson. I have just left the bird's nest and it is a go! 
 Response 2: Well, I'd love to hear some old family stories. You know, I'm game to become a part of the family.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do we even want to go back to the big world? 
 Response 1: That is the question, isn't it? For so long, we didn't even know that we were small. 
 Response 2: I sent them out on an expedition to go collect ice. I haven't seen them since.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're going to take the human bones. You're going to doink people on the had and then you're going to bring their trinkets and treasure back here. 
 Response 1: I am 1/4 giant. A true giant would have to fly in one of those double decker planes. I'm a 1/4 giant. 
 Response 2: Then you'll take us back to see our parents?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He had to put down his beer to wave you over. That's a big commitment for someone with only one arm. 
 Response 1: You know what, my day is made better by all the people around me, and I'm happy to put down my beer or my turkey leg or whatever I'm holding in my hand to call over my friends and family who have made this town such a wondrous experience. 
 Response 2: That sword had some kind of aluminum in it that healed the wounds. I'm OK.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You know, she really is like Peter Pan. 
 Response 1: Yeah, her parent's don't love her either. And they're long gone. 
 Response 2: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, those look like joggers, but they'll pass. You know, joggers are similar to sweat pants, but they're a little tighter and form fitting. I wanted sweat pants.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well then, where's Maybelline? 
 Response 1: I don't know. Maybe in the car? 
 Response 2: And where are your boobs?
Output: Response 1