niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: All right, Johnny, you've got to make sure that everything's OK here. I'm off to have sex with my ex-wife. The best kind of sex. 
 Response 1: OK, well listen. I got a guitar, I gotta a can-do attitude, and I'm real small. Any suggestions? 
 Response 2: Matthew, here let me help you down from your horse. Put on your little sneakers.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh! He threw the egg on the wall of this Kipton's Suites! 
 Response 1: Hey, these pinatas don't come cheap. I gotta steal them out of the place where they fix my car. 
 Response 2: Yes! And I'll do it again and put a frame around it!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, you're not accusing me of wrongdoing, it's like I'm just working your side of the street? 
 Response 1: You were correct at the beginning. I don't recognize you. 
 Response 2: Yeah, stay in your lane, David.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Now, Judy, those turned out to be actors that you hired to back up your claims. They spoke in a very theatrical manner. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I'd like to wrap it around my entire head 'cause this place stinks. 
 Response 2: She spends her money how she wants to spend her money.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I have a mentor here at the Home Depot. Sometimes when I'm feeling low, I go to her. Would you want to go meet her? 
 Response 1: We gave you a couple pencils so you didn't have to do that anymore. 
 Response 2: Is she over in the blinds area?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Vivi, we just got a huge order of knick knackeries.  
 Response 1: Hey, thanks. I hope that means your will. 
 Response 2: Oh, we're finally going to sell all of our knick knackeries.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The wheelchair thing was a big thing that bothered my daughter. 
 Response 1: Well, 'cause it wasn't a motorized wheelchair, and you insisted that she either push you or wait for you as you sort of like, shuffled with your feet. And also, you can walk. 
 Response 2: Stop saying stuff like that. This is a christian hardware store.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is that John Wiki? 
 Response 1: Yeah, and how would you explain a raccoon just getting up and riding a bike? Maybe Samantha and I should run away together and try to find the diamond mine. 
 Response 2: Yep, he invented Wikipedia.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I didn't even bother to try the audition, Beverly. You're the queen of the bite and chew. 
 Response 1: That commercial got me insurance. I haven't been able to go to the doctor for 15 years. 
 Response 2: I will check out the situation and do what I think is necessary.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Like a cat has nine lives. And the swans, they become incorporeal spirits who are reborn again four times again. 
 Response 1: You're right. Just one last roll of the dice. 
 Response 2: Everything around here lives four lifetimes.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, I'm your son, Tranese? 
 Response 1: That wasn't the arrangement. I've already said too much. 
 Response 2: Yes, doesn't it all make sense? We do all the same things the same way.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah, I'm saying it's unusual to be in a club of unemployed people. I mean, have you heard of it before? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I drive by tent cities that are kind of clubs of unemployed people. 
 Response 2: You read that. In semibiotics and also medicine.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You can't not marry Evelyn just because of your secret. You're in love with her. 
 Response 1: Yeah and we do need one more person on the board. 
 Response 2: I don't think that's an option anymore. It looks like the blue one kicked the bucket, look.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My show is about a character that I play telling the story of a show he saw. 
 Response 1: OK. So, you're just taking an existing play and telling the story of going to see it. 
 Response 2: You said for me to always hold onto it.  It would keep me company in times of trial and at night maybe I could sing to it and maybe fall asleep and not have horrible dreams, for once.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's a real shame our girlfriends bailed out on our foursome idea. 
 Response 1: I know they're in Alaska, I just don't know which fishing village in Alaska. 
 Response 2: You know, Pete, when I think about you and I and our girlfriends, I just think to myself "who needs it?"
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's like a free piercing. Free piercing with Christ. 
 Response 1: Oh, when I was growing up. It would sleep in the bed. We would put makeup on her. Her name was Jasmine. 
 Response 2: I should bring that up at the next church meeting. It'd be a great way to get people in the door.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Come on, get over here. Sit on my knees. 
 Response 1: I'm a grown man. Aw, alright. 
 Response 2: You left the stove on? That's not safe.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We don't talk about the Great Fire Murder State Fair Murder Fire of 1937 
 Response 1: He's right. We never talk about it. I guess you had to be there. 
 Response 2: Are you talking about the movie poltergeist? I haven't seen that, so don't spoil it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's Papa. Pa-pa. Is that so hard? 
 Response 1: It sounds like you need to find your child. 
 Response 2: It's very hard. That's a weird name. Especially for a woman.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We need to have a chat with the children. 
 Response 1: That sounds good. Just make sure you get us a good player in return. 
 Response 2: You're very reasonable, can you talk to her in that reasonable way you have?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You should leave me behind after what I did to you. 
 Response 1: You've got to come with us. The chain of kindness has to start somewhere. Get on my back. 
 Response 2: Holy shit. I came all the way to Detroit not to hear your voice, Beth.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You gave me like three pages of copy. There's not way I can get all of that out. 
 Response 1: I said one or two. We're going to have to dump some bodies later. 
 Response 2: These writers, they're in love with their own words.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hello there, Governor. 
 Response 1: Oh that blood? That's always been there. 
 Response 2: You're pretty loud for a quiet rat. I want you out of my fair right now.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, Hillary, I tried my best. I'm sorry I didn't have enough personality or abs to come in even in second place. 
 Response 1: We're good on carrots. I don't like too many carrots in the stew, you know what I mean? It calls attention to the fact that we can't afford a lot of meat. 
 Response 2: The abs were pretty important on my scale of judging.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Now then, let me see one of the dugouts. 
 Response 1: We only have one. Both of the teams hang out there. 
 Response 2: Yeah, for sure. Let me grab the remote and we'll see what's on.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Wait a moment, I didn't get to participate in the snake case, at all. 
 Response 1: Me either. We were totally left out, yet again. 
 Response 2: Yeah, that's true. Some people like it and some people don't. I kind of like it because I like fatty meat.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Can I just say that ya'll as a council aren't the best. 
 Response 1: We can move you in the performance order, but holding the house isn't an option. 
 Response 2: Well, we appreciate your feedback.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, my God! This is the first time that I've turned around and actually gone somewhere else. Did you notice that? 
 Response 1: Laura, I'm getting really embarrassed that this keeps happening to us. We're constantly locked in small bathrooms. 
 Response 2: Yeah, you didn't hear me screaming your name?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: No one has ever taken the time to save me. I spent all my life trying to save other people. 
 Response 1: That's right. All it took was you putting our lives in danger. 
 Response 2: That's our father you're talking about!  Really, if there's a villain in this house, it's Stefano.  But, now I propose we bring a new family member into our group.  Someone also of our family blood.  Mother!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My name is Chuck. I feel like you all just pick and choose whose name you want to know. I'm a person too. Just because I work a camera, I don't think I'm any less important on this staff. 
 Response 1: Mary, you owe Chuck an apology. He's been my cameraman for as long as I've been part of news control. 
 Response 2: We own a comic book store and we're pretty nerdy, but you knowing that is nerdy.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey dad, can I help this one? Can I take care of this customer, please? 
 Response 1: That shouldn't be hard to like they're like five minutes away from death anyway. 
 Response 2: Marie, you're the oldest. So you're up. Carl, you're on backup.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: A while ago, before you came up on the train platform, I met a - I don't know - a common huckster, a confidence man. She gave me some powder and helped me sliding-doors my own life. 
 Response 1: We could find another lake. It will take some time to find one though. 
 Response 2: Wait, so this is something that already happened. Are you sure it's not something that's happening at the same time as this?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Dude, I'm underwater. How you could splash me? 
 Response 1: Catarina, this is biggest time time for amusement park hotdog stand. Why would are you leaving now? 
 Response 2: Man, just pushed the water... pushed. So uh, let's get some music up in this piece.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You brought your sleeping bag, right?  Because this is all-night sushi. 
 Response 1: Of course, young lady. What size do you take? 
 Response 2: I've been looking forward to this for months.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: My arm is tired from all this churning. 
 Response 1: I don't think that we will. Thank you very much. 
 Response 2: Well, it sure pays off in the end.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Marcus, you go on ahead, I'm just going to spend another minute or so here. I'll catch up with you. 
 Response 1: Understood, Gerald. I'm sorry that I was the one to tell you we all disliked your wife. 
 Response 2: So they let Steven Tyler off because he scatted like an old Blues man?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What is he doing? The universal sign for touchdown? 
 Response 1: He's pointing to his throat. If only there was a sign to know what he meant. 
 Response 2: Much like your ex-husbands face is sort of a map of the moon, this man's testicles sort of bring to mind this great nation's rivers.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Look, I don't wan't to bug ya. It's a lot to ask. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I've got an objection. I went to college with Daryl and he's a real lady's man and I don't think he should be getting married. He's one of the greatest lady's men of all time. I'm sad to see him settling down. 
 Response 2: It's OK, I'm here for all eternity as far as I know.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm going to stay firmly planted in the car. 
 Response 1: Look at me. I'm 68. Do I look it? 
 Response 2: Michelle, I never go against what the car wishes for me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Have you been at a lot of Lauren'ts delayed concerts? 
 Response 1: Not right now. You're welcome to have it, but someone already filled out the Sodoku in it. 
 Response 2: Oh, yeah. Last year I lost two toes to frostbite.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I will sing you a song like you'd hear on the radio. 
 Response 1: We will tailor make it to you, so that you're hearing a punched up version that's more true to your life. 
 Response 2: OK. So, you're just taking an existing play and telling the story of going to see it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: A lot of times, funerals are a nice place to meet new people. 
 Response 1: It was through God that this happened. My work here is done. Smoke bomb! 
 Response 2: Well, in the old days, the cemetery was a place where people would hang out and have picnics.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Was it built in early 1900's and they only build them things that last for like 120 years? 
 Response 1: Well, there's been a lot of music written during that time. 
 Response 2: That's exactly it. Now it's 1970's. So, you guys should probably just get out of here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mr. Stanfield, we thank you for your offer and I suppose $300 Million is a good start. We'll make due. 
 Response 1: Please don't cash that check until like 3 years. 
 Response 2: Let me pull my jacket back over it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Amy, it's time for bed. 
 Response 1: Well, it's really heavy. Of course it costs a lot to ship a full sized fridge. 
 Response 2: I'm not going to bed because I'm a lady, you can't tell me what to do.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What are you doing, kid? Do you know what a goalie is supposed to do in hockey? 
 Response 1: I block it. I put my hands up and my knees down. I stand in the middle between whatever comes my way and whatever is behind me. 
 Response 2: Okay, because I'm planning on getting tons of hygienist tail this week.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The lady is on a winning streak. Would you care to bet once more? 
 Response 1: Wow, I wonder why she chose that. Why that was her hobby, you know, like what is she running from. You know, what was before that? I mean how long's it going to last, right? 
 Response 2: Yes, but first a toast to my little daughter who is confined to a wheelchair. All of this money is going to her so she may survive.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mr. Bender, you hit the panic button. I came up form the security gate. What's the problem? 
 Response 1: Hans, my girls, they're missing. 
 Response 2: The pilot was getting attacked by these two giants and I saw back here that there was as water breach, so I had to run back and forth.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Why, do you have unfinished business here at the Forum? 
 Response 1: Is that what this is? 
 Response 2: That's right. We only won one title.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What's your name again? Oh, that's right, it's Shelly, from the bible. 
 Response 1: It's like Jenny from the block, but I'm Shelly from the bible. 
 Response 2: I do.  I come from southern tobacco money.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I bet you've got a lot of the solo pant legs. 
 Response 1: You know, my father once told me something. Son, he said, lots of things are made to be ticked, but nothing's made to be tickled like ivories. 
 Response 2: I do, and if anyone needs any, you can just give me a holler and I'll be happy to give you my other pant leg.  No charge.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm wearing traditional showbiz ware. It's a striped blazer and bow tie, straw boater and a cane. I'm not sure why that makes me an asshole. 
 Response 1: You look like a river boat gambler. Why don't you go get on your boat! 
 Response 2: Because there's no electricity around your house? 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You know, I've been sitting on this movie for so long. I think I'm not even going to return it even though that's my job. 
 Response 1: It's my twin brother Amos. 
 Response 2: Oh, Maybelline. You know you're the wife that returns the movies.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Jebodiah, Rhonda, what are you telling me? You're in love with each other?  
 Response 1: He's so unreliable, though. I don't know why you said yes when he offered. 
 Response 2: It's the square. There's something about it. It brings out things.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'll be back soon, honey. I love you! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! 
 Response 1: Hm, well, that's pretty convincing. It's just two people fell asleep and we thought it was a murder because someone called and said their was a murder and that you had gone "ape shit" to quote the caller. 
 Response 2: OK. That's a good song, honey. I'm hanging up now.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Dennis, is it? I kinda remember you. You came here with your dad. 
 Response 1: You can have it. It's just like every other fortune cookie I've had. I put half of it in my mouth hoping for something good and I was very disappointed. 
 Response 2: You're Duke. I definitely remember you. I wrote about you in my journal for three whole nights.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Thank you so much for bringing our drinks. Do you want to have one with us? 
 Response 1: I set up a hypothesis, that the wall was strong enough. Tested it. Turned out to be right. With an unintended conclusion that the helmet was not quite strong enough. 
 Response 2: I'm already drunk, so why not.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That's right, someone tried to take my shirt off a try it on. 
 Response 1: How could she not make it? She comes to all my shows. She's my biggest fan. 
 Response 2: That was a very sexy moment and you handled the situation like such a champion.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We take pride in the fact that all you have to do is sit by some water and the gator will snatch your baby. 
 Response 1: Oh wow, they are sentimental then. I think I'll take the tulips. 
 Response 2: If there's one thing that we know for sure, it's that the gator will find a way.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So I just heard this song about a Lonely Heart Club. It really touched me and the first person I thought of was you. 
 Response 1: I also think that we need to move them to areas where people aren't constantly suffering from allergies.  They might spend more time outside playing with the frisbees. 
 Response 2: God has a plan for everybody. Some hearts are made to be lonely. So they can find somebody to get rid of that lonely heart.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: A lot of people are not getting their Quiznos sandwiches toasted now. Cool people are doing it. 
 Response 1: So, yeah, we'll just take those to go. We're going to head next door to the world's fair. 
 Response 2: I am. I'm thinking that we should all create a musical group, like Abba.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Excuse me, there is a piece of chewed sausage on this plate and I only ordered salad. 
 Response 1: Oh, Benny, you know how to live. 
 Response 2: It's a bonus. Congratulations.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This trick is called The End of All Things. 
 Response 1: We have pet when we can afford to have pet. Right now, pet equal food. 
 Response 2: My god, I'm remembering sad things that happened before I was born.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, wow, look at him. That's a very quickly expanding pool of blood. 
 Response 1: Honestly, I only brought you on this trip because I didn't want to come alone. You weren't my first choice. I asked Angela, I asked Sheila, I asked Molly, I asked Megan. I asked Angela's little sister Angie. I asked Teresa. 
 Response 2: He landed on his neck, you guys.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Sandra, Cold Storage Kids - can I ask, what is it that you want with human beings? What are you going to do to planet Earth?? 
 Response 1: No, we just want our mother back. 
 Response 2: He was here, but he just took a shit on my leg and left.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: He's gone. You killed him. 
 Response 1: I just meant to stun him. I didn't mean to kill him. Oh my goodness, Bobby. 
 Response 2: Well, you know what's a distraction?  Elizabeth's webbed chin!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I thought I would try walking slow to see what it felt like, but I couldn't do it. 
 Response 1: Yeah, my parents wanted me to look good, so I've been working out of a sinewy, muscle-y body. I'm bright orange. And I put a lot of oil on me. 
 Response 2: No. It didn't look good.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Who is this engaging creature? 
 Response 1: Yeah and, by the way, you told a little lie to Ray about that. 
 Response 2: My name is Delores and I'm a huge vein fan.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Your booth? I thought this was a play, not a craft fair. 
 Response 1: William, as a surprise for your birthday we put in some songs and you're not going to know which one it is until you get up there. 
 Response 2: It's a booth, you step into it. It's not like a table with a fucking tablecloth thrown over it that says "crafts."
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We've been inside this whale's body for what feels like forever. 
 Response 1: They say whale time is like forever time. 
 Response 2: Yeah. I just wanted to be like you guys. Equals.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: OK. Good. I wasn't going to correct you. I'm not particularly bright. But, boy do I have oxygenated lungs. 
 Response 1: Yeah, your eyes look super bright. 
 Response 2: Dark Crystal, I can't believe you woke up.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm real excited about the prom next week. My mom got me a real pretty dress. 
 Response 1: Oh yeah, it's gonna be a great time at that teenage cotillion. I also am looking forward to it. You will be my only date. I certainly won't show up with another young lady. It will just be the two of us dancing the night away. 
 Response 2: Well, I'm all over ebay, I'll just say that. I know what something's worth.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is Chef Paul Prudhomme you are talking to. 
 Response 1: I don't care who I an talking to. Get into the freezer and turn into a scientist! 
 Response 2: Yes! And I'll do it again and put a frame around it!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, my gosh, what is Dave doing up there? He's spending so long talking to these people. 
 Response 1: Oh, no he doesn't. I might have to eat this guy. 
 Response 2: It's like, he gets to know everyone. What are they going to do, become pen pals?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Sorry about your sister, Ira. 
 Response 1: Denise, I understand. But, these kiss kits are helping so many people all over the world. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I just keep losing siblings and parents. Life is just a constant motion. You can't hold onto anything.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He always comes back but something about this seems different. 
 Response 1: That was not nearly has hateful as you normally are. 
 Response 2: It really does. Do you think he said anything in that note he addressed to you over there?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I can't find my ticket in this parking garage. 
 Response 1: Hi, sir. I'm sorry to hear you can't find it. Here's $100. Peace be with you. 
 Response 2: I just never know where to start.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We're all very sorry to gather here for such a sad occasion. I wanted to let everyone know that I did bring my haircutting tools. So, if you're done viewing the body, I'd be happy to cut your hair. 
 Response 1: You'll never get the chance.  Mother will always be here to save me. 
 Response 2: I'm done. I didn't know him that well. He was just an uncle.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I do have a very rugged, intense male companion, and he might get mad if I go to my ex-husband's play. 
 Response 1: It's coagulation of duck and cocaine. 
 Response 2: I prayed and this is what came to me. You give my him for the night, and you can take mine with you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, it'll suck up all the juices and be delicious at the end of the meal. They'll be so exciting. 
 Response 1: I want to garnish it with some nice, nice vegetables. I went to the farmer's market the other day and spent a lot of money on some nice veggies. 
 Response 2: Mr. Buffett, I can fly like an eagle.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I think that Ken the intern is a murderer. He's also a time criminal. 
 Response 1: Well, we lost a lot of people with rogue wave. We're the lucky ones who made it into the whale belly. 
 Response 2: Oh, my goodness. He seems so nice. Hopefully, he's come back in time to make better decisions.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's fate. It's time to do as the well dressed man commanded us to do and throw that GPS out the god damn window. 
 Response 1: I guess so. I heard a lot about her stickers and I'm a big fan of stickers. 
 Response 2: Well, here it goes. Sayonara!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What is this strange liquid coming out from my beeps and boops? 
 Response 1: I wish you wouldn't call me that. 
 Response 2: You're crying, daughter, you're crying.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Right now we are in the present future. 
 Response 1: Yes, but two of them are dead, one of them's a woman, and the other one doesn't love me that much. 
 Response 2: Oh my god I can see myself, I look super old and gross!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Rogers, why are you just standing there? 
 Response 1: My name is Dericonium. I was named after my dad, Derick and my mother was a scientist. She wanted to make my name sound like an element. 
 Response 2: I just wanted to say sorry again. I really thought I had those coordinates all figured out.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Sorry, I've got to go to Elevator Music Lounge A.  I don't know if you heard that announcement. 
 Response 1: No, I did.  I did.  My ears are pretty good, considering that I listen to people screaming in pain all day long.  Listen, you do what you've got to do.  I've got to find that pearl. 
 Response 2: You're right. I have been tugging at the hem of my peasant blouse for quite some time.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I was busy installing moss where you asked me to install moss. 
 Response 1: Yes, everyone has a job. We're not keeping track of your daughter everywhere we go. Be a real dad, you know? 
 Response 2: Mitch, I woke up thinking cubes. I didn't know why. I had a premonition - a cube-onition.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Did you get your spiritually G.E.D? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I sent away for it. 
 Response 2: It's an old expression from the old country.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You don't think they are a little mad they seem really angry at us. 
 Response 1: You know, they're very impressive even when damp. 
 Response 2: Well yes I agree with you actually one of them threw his slipper at me and called me a lollipop bandit.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Terry Brown, you give yourself a compliment right this second. 
 Response 1: I have nice shorts on and I have nice hair. 
 Response 2: Just stay on your side of the track. That's right. One day we're gonna have a house with a wall. Just you wait and see.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Dad, do you really think I will become a mother some day? 
 Response 1: That's why we're wearing our wedding clothes. 
 Response 2: You might. I never thought I'd become a father, not with this voice.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I've heard about them troll beads you guys have. They say that they're K, and every kiss begins with K. 
 Response 1: I was almost dying when I was breastfeeding you, it's true. 
 Response 2: Yes, that is our slogan. Every Kiss Begins with Kay.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Before I blow out the candles, I just want to say that I'm so glad that I didn't invite my work friends. It's just you guys. 
 Response 1: Whoa, that's the first time you guys have said no to anything I've asked for. 
 Response 2: Oh, they're the worst people. I don't like them.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't have any family there. I just thought it would be a fun place to travel to on Christmas Day. 
 Response 1: Oh yeah, it's gonna be a great time at that teenage cotillion. I also am looking forward to it. You will be my only date. I certainly won't show up with another young lady. It will just be the two of us dancing the night away. 
 Response 2: I don't mean to be rude, but why did you think that? Cincinnati in winter isn't necessarily a place many people would want to visit.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Tina, can you tell us why the Mayor has been absent from so many of these press conferences? 
 Response 1: He's been working really hard. 
 Response 2: We left Baltimore to find something new. Maybe that new thing is death. Do you want to give it a try with me?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That's how it work, yeah. 
 Response 1: Especially now that we know to bring treasures back after we doink her. 
 Response 2: It was moments ago. You promised not to do that sort of thing.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This asshole has his head stuck. 
 Response 1: Let's watch the language.  We haven't established who the asshole is yet. 
 Response 2: They're still in my expensive car.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We don't have homes. We live here in the gardens. I'm not supposed to admit that. 
 Response 1: Of course I know my employees live here. I make them work seven days a week. That's why we have the best staff out of all the concert halls. 
 Response 2: Yeah, that's why I started the museum. I collected these dolls and realized that my tears could bring them back to life.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Why did you not tell us you got doinked in the head with a bone? 
 Response 1: Human skin is the best kind of skin. 
 Response 2: Well, because it's like a zombie attack. You don't everyone to know, and you think you're stronger than it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I saw the ad about troll beads. They seem magically to me. 
 Response 1: Alright, alright, stop jumping up and down everybody. 
 Response 2: Well, we're doing a special. Aren't we Gerald?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're lucky I don't have my yard stick with me. 
 Response 1: So, she threatened to eat you and then you became friends.  
 Response 2: I love yard sticks.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Is Candyland a real place? 
 Response 1: Well, let me type it into my computer. Why, yes. There is a Candyland, Montana. 
 Response 2: Well, I'm here because you said the wish out loud.  What a rookie mistake.  A real rookie mistake.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I hear the boat horn sounding. Should we be getting on that? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I sent away for it. 
 Response 2: We probably should. Technically, we're not supposed to let high people on, but who gives a fuck.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Can I be honest with you? She was a drag, right? I mean, I'm not crazy. She was the worst. 
 Response 1: Yes, this guy's been hugging me for 11 minutes. 
 Response 2: She had no pets and she never helped us and she was so needy.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Linda, we have two candidates for your x-ray machine to show how it works. 
 Response 1: It's not that big a boat. We can talk while you're at the wheel. 
 Response 2: OK. Well, throw them in there. I just push this red button.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Iris, I can't help but notice that so far two of our dreams have yet to come true. 
 Response 1: You're right, we would literally kill you if you tried to tell it again. 
 Response 2: OK. I can totally make them come true, you guys, but just not right away.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Ms. Sapsworth. I was just making sure that everything was still here. 
 Response 1: Well, it shows up on page one and then many pages to follow. 
 Response 2: Is that why you're wearing my granny's emeralds?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We do have bread at home though. So, I don't think it would be one of them. 
 Response 1: OK. Well, guess what? This case has my full attention from here on out. 
 Response 2: Yes, us chasing your ex. Fine, we can go together. I just lost my job, but I have a few shackles saved.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Cats. Olives. Olives are not cats. What have I been saying? The last thing I remember is being doinked on the head. 
 Response 1: OK. Let me first of all let me just say that I'm sorry. That was bad on me. I didn't have faith that you would get a date. 
 Response 2: The voice command of the x-ray machine seems to be working. It's scanning.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You want us to take our shoes off on the red carpet? 
 Response 1: I heard they were coming back. 
 Response 2: Yes, at the beginning. You could really help us out with this.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, Mary Sue, you look so beautiful today. 
 Response 1: Apartment 11C. It's a new family that moved in there. I think they go to the international market. 
 Response 2: Thank you. I'll meet you later. I don't want to talk about it in front of everybody right here, please.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Welcome to the plane, Clinton. We've been waiting for you.Take a seat. 
 Response 1: Alright, Fred go get on the trolley and away you go. 
 Response 2: Thank you. Anywhere I want? Can I take this middle seat?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm going to have to do my lady's act in the show. I can't do that. 
 Response 1: You mean swallowing swords? It's very difficult. 
 Response 2: I know, I asked for pizza today, but the pudding guy just keeps showing up.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Brent, I just don't understand why your father sounds younger than you. 
 Response 1: The harsh conditions in prison can often age a person. 
 Response 2: Oh, did I say that out loud? It's just something I can't stop thinking about.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Ms. Carson, was he a snitch that Mr. Paulson? 
 Response 1: OK. That is refreshing. I feel much better now and am ready to go out on camera. 
 Response 2: Um, in a sense yes.  He told people I had a drinking problem.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Being in love with someone doesn't mean you want to be exactly like them. Just talk about what you like about Trumpet Davis. 
 Response 1: Trumpet Davis, I like the way you play saxophone, but your name's Trumpet. I like the way you make me want to be a more mysterious, more multi-leveled person. 
 Response 2: I think maybe it is. It's such a romantic story.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Troy. You know, I've long been protective of my little girl, Luanda. She means the world to me. And, you know,  I wouldn't trust her to go off with just anyone. I should say, I wouldn't trust the person that she would go off with. I don't really trust her either. There's something about her. 
 Response 1: She so young. She's barely 18. Freshly 18. 
 Response 2: That's right. We sold our palace for these Teslas.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Am I some kind of monster, kids? 
 Response 1: Yeah, Dad, you're a deep resonant booming monster. 
 Response 2: Are you sure he's just a little pudgy? This is a lot of food.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My name is Delorians Delorians several Delorians Thompson. 
 Response 1: Wow, that's a great name. I was just admiring your monogram. I wasn't sure what it stood for. 
 Response 2: Sometimes we shouldn't ask questions. You're helping a stranger by leaving the bathroom. That's going to help your karma later on.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Can I just say I appreciate y'all. I appreciate y'all very much. I mean, y'all accept me. The post office is really home. 
 Response 1: Well, it just looked like you were pinning my associate here where she couldn't leave. 
 Response 2: You know, a lot of people would say that the last place they want to be is the post office. But for you, it's the first place you want to be.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This is exciting. If you did, that makes you for sure a more interesting person. I would almost be willing to seed my winning to you if I found out that  you had some checkered past. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I would take my hat off on television for that. 
 Response 2: Well, there was a lot of emotion in her devotion. I don't see a problem with it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You have to smash the patriarchy if you're going to get anywhere. 
 Response 1: Good luck slapping it to the man when you're a woman. 
 Response 2: That's right. I'm from hell.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Excuse me, sir. I was in here just a little while ago and you said a funny thing and I wrote it down on my pocket thing. I cannot find it. 
 Response 1: I found it and I rolled it up like a scroll and I put it in the register. 
 Response 2: Good job, Ranch. You've passed the challenge. Now only 22 more challenges to go.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: He has no shame. 
 Response 1: That's right. You should kiss more like my sister. We practice all the time. 
 Response 2: That's true. I don't. I medically don't.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Stop making fun of me, my name is exotic. 
 Response 1: Your name ends in a t so you're probably from that backwards country called Country. 
 Response 2: It's a Luger. It's a pistol from Nazi Germany.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Wait a minute, let me try one of those freshly boiled bagels. 
 Response 1: She wanted it from Joe's Crab Shack and I told her it's her birthday, she can have it from wherever she wants. 
 Response 2: Sure, here you go. It's a poppy seed.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Okay, but, uh, you know this is the third honey Mario and Luigi have worked for you on.  You have had a lot of wives.? 
 Response 1: Yeah, but the third time's a charm, no? 
 Response 2: We're going to go over there to see them, and there's going to be all this tension.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Whale time might as well be jail time. 
 Response 1: Oh, that's better because it rhymes.  
 Response 2: OK. So, saltwater toughys are the things you sell, but also what the employees are called. This place just keeps getting more and more weird.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We're going to get up to that moon first, Premier Khrushcev. How are you going to feel about that? 
 Response 1: You now have 12 hours. 12 hours until your worst nightmare. 
 Response 2: We're going to get up there before you guys. We're gonna make some toast up there, brother.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, is this string cheese for everybody, do you think? 
 Response 1: Well, clearly, someone has a low-cal dairy children's snack fetish, so yeah. There's some almonds in here too. 
 Response 2: You had better make sure nobody yells then. If someone yells, your souffle will deflate and you don't want that.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well don't you hang out at that diner a lot too, besides the motorcycle garage you own? 
 Response 1: Yeah, with my fellow teenagers. That's all I eat, diner food.  
 Response 2: You mean that wrinkled lump of wheezing?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: These assholes that I work with think that I'm drunk, which I'm not, obviously. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I'm getting there. I don't know why, I felt like I was being torn asunder. 
 Response 2: Why you chose to have an intervention at a Bennigan's is beyond me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, when we died, we were on our way to pick up another couple and go on another double date. 
 Response 1: That's why it's gonna stay outside of my tiny house. 
 Response 2: To the theater. We were going to see Dear Evan Hanson.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm Pam. Pam Weinstein. No relation to the pope. 
 Response 1: Hey Trumpet Davis, are you sure you're just passing through? You can't, I don't know, play here for a couple of nights a week?  
 Response 2: Pam, what a beautiful name. It reminds me of my favorite cooking spray.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Wow, a fan. You have TV in this tree house? 
 Response 1: I need that fan on. I'm sorry. I'm boiling alive in this astronaut costume. 
 Response 2: No, the people a couple doors down do. I put a cup to the window and listened to it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Testing wall strength. 
 Response 1: You know what? I'm just going to run right at this. 
 Response 2: Believe me, I know. I think that sounds great. But that is not what we got invited to.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I have a plan for my life. I've had this plan since I was very young. If you would just stick around and have a little faith. 
 Response 1: I like LeBron James. I feel like we should let him go. He shows up in movies I like. He's fun. 
 Response 2: Where do I fit in this plan, lawyer? Where do I fit in the plan?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I didn't think this place was one of those places where you needed identification. I thought you can just kind of come in here and just do your thing. 
 Response 1: You know, this is an Italian restaurant. We don't normally check ID. 
 Response 2: I think they might of made a mistake and we certainly made a mistake buying 7,000 copies of the book.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm tiny like a child though. I have a voice like a child. 
 Response 1: It's called Strong and Wrong because you say what's wrong when you're strong. 
 Response 2: When your mom was pregnant, we weren't expecting to be parents and we were just trying a lot of stuff back then.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Have you met anyone else? I didn't think there was anyone else in this maze. 
 Response 1: Yeah, they're very forgettable though. I don't remember a lot of their names. 
 Response 2: Oh, nothing, father. I just wanted to make sure you and I would still have plenty of "us" time, what with these new friends joining us and so forth.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, wonderful, dear. I'm just in here making some cornbread. 
 Response 1: Oh, cornbread. That's my favorite. 
 Response 2: You do it or you're out of the 9-11 business and I mean all around the country.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We need you to drop the suit against Claire. Now, I know you're just the receptionist. 
 Response 1: Now here's the thing. The fudge can fit in your carry-on because our fudge is very dense. Regular size, but weighs a thousand pounds. 
 Response 2: I can validate your parking.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Since you found the pinata stick, it's now your quinceañera. 
 Response 1: That's all right. We're all under a lot of pressure. Obviously, this is a rebooting of this haunted hayride. 
 Response 2: I never had a quinceañera before. I was too poor to age.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I guess I should get back to work unless you don't think I should. Maybe you can think of something else for me to do. 
 Response 1: Hey, we all go through hard times, don't we?  Tragedy knows no age. 
 Response 2: Jerezebelle, you need to do what makes you happy.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Is it cold like it's supposed to be?? 
 Response 1: Okay. My name is Jonathan and I'm here for the R-star repair segment. 
 Response 2: Well, it's cold to my skin. It's a cool 69.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I can't grant your wishes. I'm just a fraud. 
 Response 1: It's always the woman's fault if their husband's not happy. 
 Response 2: Wait, what about my wish, where I possibly could be the manager.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Keep going, Sassafras. 
 Response 1: I gotta do what that person says. They've got a very loud voice. 
 Response 2: Yeah, sign him. I don't care. I'm almost 100% deaf.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Black Box Community Theater is doing their own tradition o that same play. 
 Response 1: Oh yeah, we know. We were going to see it. 
 Response 2: They're really giving her a lot of time on this show too.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hello, Ma'am. Happy Anniversary! 
 Response 1: Oh, no, they are, I just meant quadruplets, you know like a metaphor. 
 Response 2: Thank you. I hate to love him and I love to hate him.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: If we steal this idea, we'll make a viral fortune. We'll be YouTube superstars. 
 Response 1: I recoil at first, because I'm used to it, but then something tells me to let it happen. 
 Response 2: Take that Logan Paul.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I was hoping I could meet your wife and have a couple of kids, but I guess there's nowhere around here that a man can get kids. 
 Response 1: It's just because my wig's tight. 
 Response 2: Well now, hold on a second. I have a terrible relationship with my daughter. I'm sure she'd love to have a new father. And she also brings with her this young man, Tom.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It seems like you have a lot going on, so maybe I should leave now. 
 Response 1: Actually, this is one of the calmer times Mom and I have had in awhile. 
 Response 2: They're like opposite people, you know?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It was the feather boa that caused us to shrink. 
 Response 1: Yeah, it's publicity, Dad. And, I think you should go out with that woman that asked you to the movie. 
 Response 2: Oh, yes, feather boas are very tricky. Sometimes you wrap it around my neck and I think that if it came to life, it would strangle me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Paulie, can you hold the baby? She's full of germs. 
 Response 1: I'm surprised you haven't slapped him to the floor yet. 
 Response 2: Oh, that's OK. I'm only afraid of doorknobs.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you want to add the feature where a butler comes and gives you champagne whenever you get in your car? 
 Response 1: We just saw your chew and spit. That's disgusting. You better work on the bite and chew some more. 
 Response 2: Fancy champagne? I will have to say oui, merci.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mama, Papa? Where did you go? 
 Response 1: I didn't get a chance to, so you're going to have to take those things out when I go back home tonight and move my things. 
 Response 2: Oh, look who it is. Uh, we had to go on some errands and we forgot that you were here. Sorry about that.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We don't have Fantastic Sams in Idaho. 
 Response 1: You guys have Fantastic Dales, right? 
 Response 2: No, I've done many science fairs before back in Deutschland and also at the home of my husband, Seal.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Calista, stop being such a a bully. 
 Response 1: There's no bully like a coward, I always say. 
 Response 2: We're just doing our jobs, sir.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That one wheel Segway looked dangerous. The girl riding it looked like she was going to bite it. 
 Response 1: Oh, she did. She went down really hard. 
 Response 2: Honey, it never even occurred to me that you would pray. I suppose it's possible, but this just seems unorthodox.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Doris, you don't like being a human? 
 Response 1: You can see all of my nudes. I printed them out in sort of a coffee table book and bound it with  leather. 
 Response 2: No, it's scary. Who's going to feed me?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, snake, bit his glove. 
 Response 1: Larry, we should get back to that mountain. Have we really just been avoiding it? 
 Response 2: Yeah, do it. It has string cheese and milk and yogurt on it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey I'm the meter maid I heard you were looking for a job. 
 Response 1: Were you? We already have enough bulge checkers, I don't know who told you that. 
 Response 2: You are willing to let me have a job,? Thank you so much, I'll empty all of your meters for you today.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Dr. Brown, why are these two fighters still standing on the scale for their weigh-ins?  It's been 20 minutes, already! 
 Response 1: Sir, I'm so sorry.  I know that the weigh-in line is already out the door.  These two contestants seem to be having some sort of face off right here on the scale. 
 Response 2: We can move you in the performance order, but holding the house isn't an option.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You used to play the spoons, didn't you? 
 Response 1: Missy is the owner and my supervisor. 
 Response 2: I did. It was in a travelling national anthem band.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What if we split up when we get to the mall? I'd like to go to Sears. 
 Response 1: Oh, man, it's Mr. King Taco himself! 
 Response 2: I like to go to the boy store.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: How does she not remember that she flew to Paris and stayed with me for a week? 
 Response 1: You know, we're always trying to make room in our brain for new experiences, so we don't hang onto a lot of memories. 
 Response 2: It looks like it's creating some kind of paste on your body.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, has there been a change in the dictionary?  Does ridiculous mean beautiful now? 
 Response 1: Did you notice that too? Have you seen her hat? It has a walmart tag on it! 
 Response 2: I don't know.  I don't get to read that often.  People don't throw away dictionaries.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't want this anymore, Rumplepilpkin. My dad's got diabetes. 
 Response 1: You got the sugar? 
 Response 2: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, those look like joggers, but they'll pass. You know, joggers are similar to sweat pants, but they're a little tighter and form fitting. I wanted sweat pants.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We'll have to see if our birthmarks match up when we touch tongues. 
 Response 1: I just need some attention for once in my life. 
 Response 2: Well, that's your business. I can see already that they're identical.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Don't you want the space program to continue? People will care about the program more after the astronauts die on the moon. 
 Response 1: Okay, he will die.  I will make it so nobody will know. 
 Response 2: Fellas, I was torn. I didn't have a better idea. I said let's do a sexy car wash. Then Jones came up with this idea of having a couple of astronauts die on the moon. You gotta admit, it'll get a lot of attention.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I was in the bathroom. I had to take a number two. 
 Response 1: I'd like to see them try. I have sparkling wine for all. 
 Response 2: What have you been eating? You just went two minutes ago!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You know why I came here. I want a "pot roast." 
 Response 1: Okay. You know we got the best deals. And you know why I'm not saying it out loud. Don't want to scare people off. 
 Response 2: Dude, I'm going to take it and watch Facebook Watch tonight.
Output: Response 1