niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: Maybe we should just invite her and her little bean-eating friend inside to watch Jeopardy with us. 
 Response 1: Oh, I don't know about that. I mean, I want to be more assertive, but I think I would be intense to have them in here in my home. 
 Response 2: Kylie, we're all very happy for you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I know we just met him, but, Denise, do you think you're going to be okay doing this with Jim? 
 Response 1: Well, that ain't my job. It's Maybelline's job. My second wife. She returns movies, that's her job. 
 Response 2: Well, now that I know his name and his backstory, I feel like I can empathize with him.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Bye, Felicity. Have fun. I'll be in here. 
 Response 1: OK. Barbara, I hope to see you again. 
 Response 2: His face changed and he looked different, and then he was gone.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You spent all that time doing the arrangements. 
 Response 1: Yes.  I have a natural flair for it. 
 Response 2: I need that fan on. I'm sorry. I'm boiling alive in this astronaut costume.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey, boss.. Sorry, I came back to work. I left early and went home to my wife to have sex, and it did not go well. 
 Response 1: Mother, I'm listening to you. Why do you always do this? You always do this to me, you perverse people! 
 Response 2: Happens to me all the time. I mean, sometimes you're going there to have the sex, and it doesn't go the way that you wanted to, you know? It's too much moisture are like, or too little. Or it's too hot. Who wants to have sex when it's that hot? All types of things can happen. to you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: If Vera keeps singing, existence as we know it may unravel. 
 Response 1: I hate them. I'm just from a different generation. Nobody knows the real me. 
 Response 2: They're really giving her a lot of time on this show too.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Monica, what have you been doing since high school? 
 Response 1: Mostly I've been engaging in impromptu businesses. 
 Response 2: I love Nickelback. It's kind of the reason I got a job here at the corn maze.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh my god, Angela didn't want to go with you because she knows you have herpes, OK? 
 Response 1: It's cold sores on my penis. Not herpes. 
 Response 2: Thank you, Mrs. Applebaum.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There's smoke billowing out of the windows. We should probably check and see if our children are OK. 
 Response 1: I brought my own Dyson.  
 Response 2: You do that and I'll wrap up your crow painting.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, right this way. Down this long, long, long hallway. 
 Response 1: All right. God, you weren't kidding. I can't even see the end of it. 
 Response 2: I don't know she's trying to get rid of it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Look, son. What's this headline here in the newspaper you're carrying? 
 Response 1: Well, I never learned a trade and it's something I wanted to do before I die. 
 Response 2: All the wineries have gone bust since the law that all wine must be given away for free was enacted.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't remember anything before Frozen came out. 
 Response 1: Who wants to? That's my favorite movie. 
 Response 2: I thought you were looking out the window.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't like David's chances of graduation. 
 Response 1: No, the play must be performed to the satisfaction of every race in the galaxy, a nigh impossible task. 
 Response 2: I started crying. I take responsibility for my emotion.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I actually wouldn't mind staying. My daughter's very taxing my mother is making me constantly feel guilty. 
 Response 1: Yeah. My good friend and father Marion. 
 Response 2: Hey, fair enough. You stick around in the painting.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Your hands are extremely clammy.  It's disgusting. 
 Response 1: Well, you know, I'm a nervous person, and my therapist told me that I should hold peoples' hands to get over it. 
 Response 2: Richard Gere is the great one. He's great with a capital G.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Home Depot doesn't carry everything. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I know you don't got tampons. 
 Response 2: Only thing in that cave is an old diamond map.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: When I first applied to be a weatherman, they told me I couldn't do it because I was wearing big shoes. 
 Response 1: Yeah, everybody knows you can't be on TV with big shoes. But you changed all that. 
 Response 2: Well listen, I mean, you got both your legs and they both keep a natural shine to them. Your legs look great. For me, it's worth having the shine beef jerky gives me even if I lose the leg for a couple weeks at a time.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's so tall. 
 Response 1: Mr. Grocery, you are so tall. And is that new cologne? 
 Response 2: I know, and there's a reason why I took you here for your first family vacation. You're my little girl. I love you. Daddy loves you. He couldn't be here, but he loves you. I wanted to give you some culture. I wanted you to walk among the wine heads.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm gonna put all of the foodstuffs and the linens in here. 
 Response 1: That's a great idea! It's a good thing that lady told us about that hidden closet! 
 Response 2: Hey look, my toe's on your corner. I put my toe on your corner, now it's partially my corner.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I never should have showed you how to control the ship. 
 Response 1: Well, it was your own fault for keeping me alive. 
 Response 2: Because of your all Frito diet, you are the healthiest 103 year old on the planet.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I happen to know a lot about nuts and I'd be happy to teach you anything that you don't know. 
 Response 1: Well, isn't that a coincidence. Please allow me to allow you to leave now. 
 Response 2: OK. You know what I'd really like is a name.  Maybe you can give me the name of a nut.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We tried, we gave this labyrinth our best effort. 
 Response 1: We had a good run, but look, we're eccentric millionaires. 
 Response 2: What about Chris O'Donnell or Scott Wolf? Can they be in it?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What do you think she meant by not sharing anything we see there? 
 Response 1: It sounded - it's either really dangerous or really sexy. 
 Response 2: You just solved the next riddle that we hadn't even asked yet.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I though you were some sort of strange samurai or something. 
 Response 1: How did you do it? You figured out that the chef outfit was just a disguise and that I'm really a samurai! Now you have to die. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I just feel like we needed to conclude that part of the story.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It doesn't breathe right.  All the moisture collects in all the crevices and the nooks and the crannies. ? 
 Response 1: I told you to get it waterproofed before go on a yacht in the super Mediterranean. 
 Response 2: I'm uncomfortable, just a little bit, but I'm also seeing a new business opportunity.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Thank God you said father, I thought you were talking about me at first. 
 Response 1: I actually thought he was talking about Goofy. 
 Response 2: Well, I feel bad. We weren't even supposed to have police evidence because we're agents with the FBI.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Cran, why don't you go toss yourself into the ocean and you'll be out of the way?  
 Response 1: Hey, thanks. I hope that means your will. 
 Response 2: I will. I'm gonna put on my lab coat and walk out there.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What do you think of this. Madison Cube Garden? 
 Response 1: You really are serious aren't you. This place must have cost a million bucks! 
 Response 2: Not to rain on the parade, but with the Madison Sphere Garden, lots of people died.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Dad, I'm hungry. Now I'm really hungry. 
 Response 1: If you can come up with the $10 Million we were going to make off of this big box store going in on the lower level, I suppose you could keep your job. 
 Response 2: Dennis, is it? Have you thought about going somewhere else to eat some food and leaving us alone?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Great job. Here's a $5. 
 Response 1: Oh, my god. You scared me. 
 Response 2: You can just put it in the jar over there. We pool them together and then divvy them up at the end of the day.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Jim, is it allowed for Mr. Takei to bring in polaroid photos for the contest, since they are already developed? 
 Response 1: Yeah, sure. Why not? I'll grandfather it in. Good work, Mr. Takei. We are honored that you're participating in our contest. 
 Response 2: Your real eyes or your ghost eyes? Because they're still on me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'll have you know, this woman is the love of my life, and I feel even closer to her now that she's thrown up on my face. 
 Response 1: Oh, gross, there's puke everywhere now. Even in this corner. 
 Response 2: Look, I have been running a chicken cold storage unit for 75 years. I don't have time to wash a cheese grater.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Welcome to our racially diverse Chinese restaurant. Don't let my looks fool you, I'm also Irish. We're all from everywhere. It's the laws you passed, mayor.  
 Response 1: The laws I passed? Excuse me, I've got to get to city hall to look at my papers. 
 Response 2: Oh, don't listen to that guy, he smokes like two packs a day.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Margaret take us someplace. We want to go on a journey. 
 Response 1: I know. We really should have been more engaged in the process. 
 Response 2: Close your eyes. We'll go on a journey within.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Are you going to sing it Abbapella, which is Abba without instrumental accompaniment. 
 Response 1: She said may or may not. We're no closer to the truth. 
 Response 2: I assumed that's what it meant. It's very easy logic to follow.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Can we all go directly to the source to get it? 
 Response 1: This is a little unconventional. 
 Response 2: Oh, Geum, you are so funny. You know I can't tell you what's in them.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What I really like more than poetry is sports. I know only family can get into that club,. 
 Response 1: Technically, you're part of the Orzaball family. So, welcome to Sport Club. They have a lot of great sports. Some of them even have balls. 
 Response 2: Oh, yeah. They look like a rough bunch.  Here, give them some cookies.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Am I dressed how you wanted? 
 Response 1: This is a black barber. I was confused as hell. I don't know what that means. 
 Response 2: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, those look like joggers, but they'll pass. You know, joggers are similar to sweat pants, but they're a little tighter and form fitting. I wanted sweat pants.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm not a private detective! 
 Response 1: Well, that's because you're an outsider, Rodney. And everyone will always regard you as such. 
 Response 2: I wasn't going to suggest that you were.  I was just going to ask you what you were reading.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, stage tech. Can you please give us a spotlight on this lobster? 
 Response 1: His name is Bob. And if there's one thing that maybe you need to learn before you graduate, David, is to learn people's names. 
 Response 2: Oh, me neither!  I was standing in the dressing room at Macys asking my wife if she thinks the claws made my arms look too big.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Karen, I love you maroon lipstick. 
 Response 1: Your pubes connect to you face? 
 Response 2: It's from that new show I've been watching, The Friends.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mary Sue, you're wearing that same hanker-chief shirt you were wearing when I met you. Charming, I'm sure. 
 Response 1: She's finally grown into her hanker-chief shirt that she's worn for years. She was horrifically underdeveloped for quite a long time. 
 Response 2: We share the same mind. I mean, in a marital sense. Of course.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: On a journey, three shall go, where it takes them, none shall know. 
 Response 1: You're the storm drain oracle. I read about you too. 
 Response 2: Oh yeah, it's gonna be a great time at that teenage cotillion. I also am looking forward to it. You will be my only date. I certainly won't show up with another young lady. It will just be the two of us dancing the night away.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That's why we're called Hair Today, Hair Tomorrow. We're the same thing every day. 
 Response 1: We're the number one international hair magazine. 
 Response 2: It's awful. Have you ever tried living with someone that has almost the same name as you? It's so confusing. I open the wrong mail. I go to the wrong doctor's appointments. It's a mess.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, I didn't see that. I'm sorry. 
 Response 1: It's under my dress. 
 Response 2: Right and I'm just confirming that we shouldn't do it again.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm still in here. Trying to poop. 
 Response 1: Okay, we're trying to leave. You're the one talking to us. 
 Response 2: OK. I like that. I just said don't fall asleep. If we're already asleep when we're out there, that works.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm down to try it once, but if it don't work, I got a big old fist for you. 
 Response 1: Yeah, living in your past life? I can see where this would be better. 
 Response 2: You're gonna punch a phone, Junebug?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So I'd get seventy percent of this money if I help you? 
 Response 1: I was thinking the other way. I would get the 70, you'd get the 30. You're a puppet. Like what do you need money for? 
 Response 2: Why don't we start with this John Wayne Gacy puppet? He's kind of cute.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Farmer is my professional title. 
 Response 1: Geez, yeah, but he's not.  I don't know, because I'll tell you what.  I never really saw what happened with my mom and my dad. 
 Response 2: Wait, are we supposed to be addressing all farmers as farmer-something. Like doctor or policeman?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I thought hell would be full of evil people. 
 Response 1: Yes, that's why I'm saying it so much. I'm positive that my wife is not opening the bakery door in the middle of the night and then closing it. 
 Response 2: Yea, but they are all kind of fucking whacked. It's nice to have a real ass bitch down here sometimes.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We forgot to tell you something, mama. We didn't want to bother you. Well, nothing much, but we just probably are just gonna have to redo the same grade next year. 
 Response 1: What is it? Just a book report? I'll write up a couple book reports for you two. 
 Response 2: Well, Al Pacino came here. He took all the cereal
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That does seem like, you know, you were judging him a little to harshly. 
 Response 1: Well, you may be right, but I felt as if I were judging him just harshly enough for having shat in my office. 
 Response 2: What? None of us are getting the money? We were here though.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You have not been here 30 years. 
 Response 1: OK. I like that. I just said don't fall asleep. If we're already asleep when we're out there, that works. 
 Response 2: 27 1/2 to be exact.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Perhaps some day our paths will cross. Until that time, thank you for delivering these delicious bagels to my office. 
 Response 1: OK. Well, thanks for taking the meeting with me. 
 Response 2: I'll take his heart if he don't want it. Complementary, of course, because obviously he don't want his heart.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Here are the results of our latest conference. We have concluded that humans feel it's inappropriate for young men and young women to have sleepovers together at your age, so unfortunately we must say no. 
 Response 1: OK, well, how about this. Do you mind if we play late? Like, super late? 
 Response 2: Not too long, let's see what, about five or six months.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, gosh. I don't know what to say. I like unicorns. I have a lot of stickers on my binder. 
 Response 1: I like stickers. Very much so. My dad taught me all about 'em. 
 Response 2: In the name of the father, son, and holy spirit. Now that show is not appropriate for our kind. I mean, Seinfeld, I can get behind. Friends, no problem. The 8 o'clock news, of course.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Pinky, can you explain the opening to act one? 
 Response 1: Oh sure, Mr. Vaughn, there's a carton cigarettes here for you. I've got seven cartons, one for each of the Magnificent Seven. 
 Response 2: Our story is set in 20th century Rome. Visitors from another planet have come to meet Julius Caesar, not realizing they have made a terrible miscalculation in time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I was kind of hoping Kay would help me pick out my jewelery. 
 Response 1: Oh, I see. You thought that Kay was a person and not just a slogan. There are people named Kay, but not in this place. There is a Kay that works at the piano place next door. 
 Response 2: I did. I thought I needed to be the one family member who lived up to our glorious name.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You make me laugh, young man. You remind me of a young me. 
 Response 1: Well, this is pretty embarrassing to have no money in my accounts. 
 Response 2: Really? Well, I'm here because I was just looking to expand the family business. Maybe we can make a chain of our bagel shop. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The ghost cookies are Eucharists. It's Christmas, so I figured there should be some Christ stuff in there. 
 Response 1: But, look at you. You're still alive even though you're dead. 
 Response 2: I put the label ghost cookies on the bowl because I wanted people to read it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, Toadstool, that was how you made money. 
 Response 1: Yeah, Leg Cramp ended up marrying one of those guys and leaving me. 
 Response 2: Very well. I'm watching, you Bob.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: And my client won't answer any questions about temperature.? 
 Response 1: Yeah, this right now. You're talking to me. 
 Response 2: All right. Can I ask why did your client agree to this interview?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Walk me through exactly what it is you want me to expose here, alright? I'm really freaked out and I'm not remembering exactly what it is. 
 Response 1: Janice's husband is the father of that little Little League girl. 
 Response 2: Sure, for example, Matt gets all his clothes from behind a Popeye's chicken.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Cut the rind off of my cheese, mother.  I prefer a rindless cheese. 
 Response 1: Was that echo me or you? 
 Response 2: Well, that's the most nutritious part.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We are ready to paint this whole building orange if you don't let me out of this contract, Mr. MTV. 
 Response 1: Right after we tear it down, Mr. MTV. 
 Response 2: Hey, these pinatas don't come cheap. I gotta steal them out of the place where they fix my car.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Look at us.  A secret society with a pigeon in a cage.  We're hardly a secret society at all! 
 Response 1: That reminds me, we've got to get this pigeon out of here. 
 Response 2: I walked out the front door, I guess. I do it all the time.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Welcome to DM Sliders, can I get you a bike? 
 Response 1: I would never take time off work. I love it here. 
 Response 2: I do need a bike. A raccoon stole mine and I had to watch him ride away on it, and I guess I just need to replace it. But I need it to be inexpensive because I wasn't expecting to have this expense come into my life.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We didn't want to eavesdrop, but yeah, we heard that you're leaving. 
 Response 1: You were only using chairs as a buffer, so it was easy to hear. 
 Response 2: I need to go out into the world. I have learned how to type on a typewriter. I found an eccentric millionaire that needs things only typed on typewriters and he wants to hire me as his personal assistant.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh no, he was supposed to shoot me in the head, and I was gonna shoot him. We were supposed to do it at the same time. He didn't shoot. 
 Response 1: Well, I guess your son will have to do it. 
 Response 2: Thank you for buying the hats. Although, that would make them collector's items.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: If high end sushi shows up somewhere, George Clooney is sniffing around. 
 Response 1: That's how they got him to do Ocean's Eleven. 
 Response 2: OK. I'm out. You guys are on your own.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Steve, do you do anything besides accounting? 
 Response 1: Okay, well as you can see we have racks and racks of flowing, short-sleeved shirts. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I do. I also like to look in people's disgusting mouths.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, man!  What're you doing out so late? 
 Response 1: Oh, you know.  Just trying to soak up the nightlife.  Seeing who's out to party. 
 Response 2: Please hurry.  Your lighthouse is the only thing that I could see in the darkness and I'm trying to get away from Ted.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Do you take debit cards at this grocery store? 
 Response 1: We do. Do you know your pin? It requires a pin. 
 Response 2: OK, I'm not going to sign it then.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Has anyone seen Iris? I'm putting these posters up all over the glen. 
 Response 1: She has departed this realm for another. 
 Response 2: It's OK, I'm here for all eternity as far as I know.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You've never been in a pool and accidentally gotten water in your mouth? 
 Response 1: No, every pool that I've been in has been a Jacuzzi with the bubbles  on and it feels like sparkling fucking water. 
 Response 2: I don't know what to say.  I feel like I've broken down so many of your emotional barriers today and, being your mechanic and all, I haven't even begun to touch your car.  This is momentous.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This kind of life that we lead, it's tough. 
 Response 1: I don't know if we mentioned this, but we fuck for money. We're prostitutes. 
 Response 2: Unfortunately, that officer that loaned you the money was a little bit lax on his restrictions.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We have a new order for you. Eat the cat. If you eat the cat, we might be able to get you back in time. It might be enough calories to sustain you to get the spaceship back to Earth. 
 Response 1: Good idea, Steve Dons. 
 Response 2: OK, but what about air? That seems to be a bigger problem.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Can I get the first bus to the border? 
 Response 1: I've got a bus that's headed up to upstate New York. 
 Response 2: My husband and I have enjoyed having you and experiencing human emotions.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is wonderful news because I was afraid of getting shot in the face or the arm or the leg or the abdomen. 
 Response 1: Those are all bad places to be shot. 
 Response 2: Listen. Here's the thing. When mama gets a gig mama got to go. Now, I got this man Flu, he thinks I'm a Brazilian princess.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: He's taken a Target couch cover and turned it into his princely robes. 
 Response 1: Ah, well, you know, I haven't that in so long since I've been in Hollywood because we have larger budgets, but you look fantastic. 
 Response 2: That's right. I call it a craw daddy. That's what it is. It's a daddy that crawls around. 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What is all the noise out here? We're trying to watch television. 
 Response 1: I'm so sorry, Mr. Neighborhood Man. Oh, my God. Are you watching television in perfect darkness? 
 Response 2: That's right. I always make sure my electricity is pumped all the way up when I'm driving past Shadow Grove.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Jack, did you just reveal yourself as a stair witch? 
 Response 1: I can neither confirm not deny that I can am a stair witch. But I can confirm that I am late for a therapy session. Gotta go! 
 Response 2: Oh, I'm just going to make sure you're nice and comfy. I'm the murder of land.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Karlt. Karlt. He's from the country. 
 Response 1: Stop it, my name is exotic. 
 Response 2: I saw him too. Todd's such a weirdo.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Dad, the amount of time that you're in worm holes is more time then you're actually home 
 Response 1: It is technically a game, but it takes up the entirety of the evening as opposed to a traditional game night with multiple games. 
 Response 2: It's because of your mother and her lack of loving science. I have to love science for both of us.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I thought we connected on the bullying thing. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I think they were trying to take back that term.  Like, I am sterile.  You can't define me. 
 Response 2: Oh, we did. Yeah, sure. I'm currently working through some past trauma.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Ground God, big news. Apparently the word on the street is that Sky God is done. He's having mental breakdown. 
 Response 1: Well, the timing could't be more perfect. Check out these pamphlets. 
 Response 2: I'm afraid it's not up to me, dear. I don't get to decide.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mr. Pearlman, I know things got a little testy in the principals office. I'm sorry about that. I think the toilet paper really set everyone off. 
 Response 1: You're never getting out of here on your own. Take that money and run, go to a border town. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I wish there wouldn't be a ceremony, where they present it to me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's the classic gift of Maine. I think they've been in there too long. 
 Response 1: We had the idea that we would put some crows in a box, and then when people open the box, the crows fly out. It's quite an effect. 
 Response 2: Are you ready to do it, there's going to be some splatter.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There's something about your brown teeth that makes me think it's like the end of a day on a Monday when I've had a martini.  
 Response 1: All right, the jig is up. I wanted to take this class. 
 Response 2: I look like one of those horse ladies.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Isn't it like Shakespeare said, "Life is a show that's always on every week at the same time"? 
 Response 1: I think you're paraphrasing, very liberally. 
 Response 2: Well, good because you haven't dated any of those animals and they'll never even remember a date that didn't happen.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Look, I don't question miracles mama and papa. 
 Response 1: Nor do we, nor do we. You're a miracle Yorgy and you have miraculously trained this tapeworm to ride a bike. 
 Response 2: Yes, and I'll play a pregnant preteen, and I'll somehow make it a political statement.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Daryl, you could write a check for $10.00 to be cruel. It seems like you might be a cruel man. 
 Response 1: Oh, my. It sounds like a Cormack McCarthy novel, War Road. I'm very learned. 
 Response 2: I guess I'll put that down in my notes on my phone. Things to do to other people.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't know if we can have an Oscar so Asian thing and then tell people to take their shoes off. People are going to think we're mocking Asian people. 
 Response 1: I feel like I should try and run away, but I'm just interested to see if this happens. 
 Response 2: Just say the blacks did it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Fellow scientists, we have a problem with Terry. We know he has a drinking problem, but he's been getting his rat drunk and letting his rat hang out with other rats. 
 Response 1: Has he been recording his findings in a binder of some kind? If so, that sounds more like an experiment. 
 Response 2: I heard this happened last night. One of them fell asleep.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mr. Buffett, I can fly like an eagle. To the sea. Let my spirit carry me. 
 Response 1: See, now you look like a mime, just like me under the mask. 
 Response 2: Sandy, do not quote Steve Miller to Mr. Buffett. I saw him kill someone in the magic show for saying "abracadabra." I saw it happen.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So sorry I'm late everyone. Welcome. I see everyone's set up.  
 Response 1: I've got umm just this piece of string so can I brorrow the money from you? 
 Response 2: Hey, Gavin.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This is my husband, Earl. 
 Response 1: He is not how I pictured from the story. 
 Response 2: That's right. So make sure you ask a lot of questions when you're there. Just find out about their lives and everything. If you can, try not to let them ask you too many questions unless you got your backstory, like, good and tight.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Thank you for letting me see the world, but I want to go to school. 
 Response 1: There was Vodka in the mini bar though. 
 Response 2: You'll go to school when our job is done here in Afghanistan.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm Curt Menafee, your play-by-play man for the dance off. 
 Response 1: Timothy, will you mop all this up for me? 
 Response 2: And I'm Betty, a very masculine woman.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Honey, some man came in the room. He broke through one of those paper locks and was questioning you. You threw your fists at him. 
 Response 1: I was a criminal and your husband beat me up. He was awake the whole time. He certainly wasn't asleep. 
 Response 2: Yes, but he doesn't seem to be taking that in as Ronnie. Only as Darlene.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That London couple always gets the best seats. 
 Response 1: Yeah, it's not a thing we're into. I'm pretty sure we're not supposed to eat apples. 
 Response 2: I love them. We should hang out with them more.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mr. Denny, will you take me and not my daughter?  Let her go.  She'll make a good wife to Robert, and he'll be a productive employee. 
 Response 1: Are we going to turn into werewolves? 
 Response 2: I suppose if I were to determine the way in which you were killed, that might satisfy me, and your daughter may yet live.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Demetrius, I am getting nervous. I don't know where chuck has gone. Ever since he went to that haunted house last night, I haven't seen him anywhere. 
 Response 1: Yeah, me too. Because I raised my hand, and I still don't know why. 
 Response 2: I wish you would stop asking about him. You're married to me now.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Daniel, fan away some of the smoke with your signature cowboy hat. 
 Response 1: My name is Ira Smith Orzaball, Banker. I'd like to say a few things about my mother. 
 Response 2: You expect me to take this hat off. Hold on a second.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yes, but I lied and said I had spilled them on the floor! 
 Response 1: But, that didn't really help the group, did it? 
 Response 2: We're in the middle of the Mediterranean in a super yacht.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: To see the painting in person is wonderful. But is it smaller than you thought it would be? 
 Response 1: So much smaller. But look how melty the clocks are. This really is tremendous. 
 Response 2: I had a poster of you on my wall. My mom's still got it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Why would you have a lot of grudges? You seem like such a sweet old lady. 
 Response 1: The cold war was really brutal. 
 Response 2: A little bit. I have three children and they all left. I had a husband too.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You guys have an entire room just for outdoor shoes. I'm not used to that at all. 
 Response 1: And you never will be used to it. You're an outsider. 
 Response 2: I'm thinkin' the way you're thinkin'; that's why we're twins.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Ruth, did you hear that? The loud Doctor said that they are going to the TV studio. 
 Response 1: If we just climb in the back of their pickup truck, they might not notice that we're in there. 
 Response 2: We came all this way from England.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey, how's it going over here? Has Bob here taken care of you? Has he recommended some of our 65 different margaritas? 
 Response 1: Yeah, he just listed them all by memory. He's really great. 
 Response 2: Yup, this is his square garden.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I thought you would take care of that. This is your show. 
 Response 1: OK. I have a friend from college that's a psychic. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I'm getting there. I don't know why, I felt like I was being torn asunder.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I want friends. 
 Response 1: Yeah, but they don't smell like these markers. 
 Response 2: Go to a club. Join a club if you want friends.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I brought my Dyson from home. It's a $67,000 vacuum that you have to plug in and still use your hands and body with. 
 Response 1: It's like he's at an open mic. 
 Response 2: You could go to Africa like 10 times for that.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I just put the new setlist at your feet right now in case you need to remember the names of Rush songs. 
 Response 1: Thank you Mr. Setlist. What would I do without you? 
 Response 2: You know, we're all just baked goods here on this planet, waiting to be stepped on and eaten, so if you need to step on me to feel like you're a bigger pastry, then I'm going to say that's okay.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I do need some gas. But I'm assuming you don't have gas here. 
 Response 1: We're a bike shop. And we don't carry gas bikes. So you are correct. 
 Response 2: All right, you get until maybe later today. Even later than I said. You have until tonight to move the boxes.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Listen, we get blamed for that stuff. When you take costumes out of a box and try to do yourself up as a bucket, we get blamed for that because we can't say that everything in here comes alive after hours. 
 Response 1: Yeah, Paul. What are you going to do? 
 Response 2: I just want to be a bucket. I'm so tired of just holding mail. I want to hold water that's runoff from a roof.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He just listed all the margaritias by memory. He's really great. 
 Response 1: Yeah, it just came to me. I realized, hey, I've memorized the entire list. 
 Response 2: Look, angry lieutenant, I was doing it because I was doing my job, okay?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hi, my name is Dayle, with a y. I'm the poolside masseuse.  You guys order two massages. 
 Response 1: Not with her, she has no jaw. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I'm going to have feet and hands. And he's going to have just the limbs.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, sure, we have problems like any other untraditional couple. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I'm just going to go strike out on my own, make my way out of Ohio, and see the country.  I need to experience what life has to offer.  I'm really going to miss you. 
 Response 2: The less traditional you are the more problems you're going to have.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Here we go. Flying into the sky. There's the storm cloud we're looking for. 
 Response 1: There's a lot of lightening shooting around in that thing. Are you sure it's safe? 
 Response 2: Yeah, nobody can ever get fired for being helpful.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What?  But, father, Lucious is my best friend! 
 Response 1: He also picked some pockets, too. 
 Response 2: If you don't kill him, I will kill you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm going to go to the R-BnB, too. I'm leaving you.. 
 Response 1: Under the flap? It's weird that you're a robot with flapy skin. 
 Response 2: If you go to the RBB you can never come back to the CCD. Catholic Christ Dormitory. Never, ever.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're a science teacher, Mrs. White. You're a child that presumably has a science project due and you've got those beautiful balls. Is there a way to combine these three things and enter your balls into science fair.` 
 Response 1: What if Mrs. White taught me to draw veins and I did a diagram of my dad's balls? 
 Response 2: I'm always in my business body at work.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: How much is this call costing? Hang up the phone. I don't want to wait all day to talk to Dr. Phil. 
 Response 1: It's not great. You're accused of murder. And attempted murder. 
 Response 2: Baby, Dr. Phil made you a more gracious person earlier. Remember his teachings.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Get in here my office, Geum. Or whatever you're going by right now. That stunt that you pulled cost the department $100,000. 
 Response 1: Look, angry lieutenant, I was doing it because I was doing my job, okay? 
 Response 2: Oh yeah, sure. I've done a lot of work in paintings. I dealt with the Francis Bacon one with the weird dog.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Too bad that show was cancelled. It was misunderstood for its deeply complicated jokes. 
 Response 1: He's trying but all that he has managed to do is call 911. 
 Response 2: I'll have to check it out on Netflix. It's probably there.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I came all over the place when I saw that movie. It's embarrassing, but important. 
 Response 1: Well, I live my life in the shadows. I help young boys become men and the ones that I like most become my sons. 
 Response 2: It is important that we not be ashamed of our bodies and all the stuff that they do that we can't control.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Are you the girl, who was the oldest girl on the Cosby Show? 
 Response 1: I was just there to get rufied by Bill. 
 Response 2: Is that a metaphor or is that true? Mama, your sleep apnea kicked in again.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is just my natural body hair all matted down with years of oil and sweat.  It's become somewhat of a pelt. 
 Response 1: It looks just like a tweed suit! 
 Response 2: You're right. This hat is not good.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm laughing, but I'm scoffing. I'm scoff-laughing. 
 Response 1: Well, she hasn't done it and, I mean, can you call her? Can you ask her to return the movies? 
 Response 2: Oh, my god. I so don't get scoffing. Everybody, they're like "Pete, you never get it when I'm scoffing."
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Sasha, do you require help brushing that creature? 
 Response 1: I could use some help, yes. Might you grab a milk pail for me to stand upon? 
 Response 2: Give it here. Whichever, just give me the foot.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Middle children always have trouble. 
 Response 1: Oh, I know. This comment card says "These two gals was gossiping while hanging off the windmill." That windmill hole is our bread and butter. 
 Response 2: They  really do. They're great communicators though.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I feel like this yo-yo is very expensive. 
 Response 1: I feel like you're fighting treating yourself and that worries me. 
 Response 2: I know but I erased it and changed the laters and now it's Miss Fizzial.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm so happy that you carry spoons on you. They're warm as well, just like the whisky. 
 Response 1: I carry them both near my thigh. 
 Response 2: OK. This is a sound business plan. Let's go. Let's put that ad in the Penny Saver.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Look at that giant over there. 
 Response 1: I think we were all under the impression that it was over awhile ago. 
 Response 2: He looks like he's from Game of Thrones. He's enormous.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You kind of look the same. You're a little bit taller and you're a little hairier. 
 Response 1: But I have a beard now. 
 Response 2: Would you want to join us in the outside world where Edgar and I come from? It's so much less abstract.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'll just hang it right here. What do you think? 
 Response 1: I'm Dorothy, I don't care. 
 Response 2: Well, I think it looks nice, but it's like the crow's eyes are following me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So you're a Canadian music fan who's here in Los Angeles to see Rush? 
 Response 1: Wait. Is it also the theater with his lover - your mom - Mrs. Pet. Mrs. Pup Pet? 
 Response 2: That's exactly right, Mr. Wilt Chamberlain's ghost.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Thank you, Peter. You're so gifted. 
 Response 1: Most of them are so dumb. 
 Response 2: Please call me Slick.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We have come to have a romantic understanding, isn't that right Madeline? 
 Response 1: Yes, it is. We enjoy each other's company. We still have not had sex. 
 Response 2: Oh, this early in the morning?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: 220 dollars for a rear view mirror is crazy. 
 Response 1: He also picked some pockets, too. 
 Response 2: The part is 120.  We don't do work for free.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mom, do you know Mr. Piccadilly? Mr. Piccadilly is from Kansas. 
 Response 1: Yeah, you're handsome-ish. I'm one of those people that says that. You have those nice long thumbs. 
 Response 2: I'm from Kansas and you notoriously do not care for the Kansas man.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Boss, I had the script of what I was supposed to say  and I lost it before I came here. 
 Response 1: You gotta learn to go from your heart sometimes. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I read reddit. I've read it!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: On both of my knees, I had to get the cartilage sucked out of them, but they were able to replace it with just a fine cotton batting that you usually find in stuffed animals. 
 Response 1: You're a big deal. Absolutely. I'm just saying, that some of the negative side effects are coming out. You're not a body builder. You're not some sort of athlete. You don't need this raging testosterone in your body. 
 Response 2: Well, I barely heard you walk in here, so it must be working.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Sweetie, you seem to be deflating a bit. 
 Response 1: Let me tell you something, you rich, spoiled millionaire sports guy, I rented out this tea shop for a private tea experience and this is my time. 
 Response 2: Thank you doctors.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm just saying I come from a very forward-thinking family. 
 Response 1: Please, just call me father. 
 Response 2: Did you do all those dumb rituals, like, she became chief because she passed all the trials like she squished the jellyfish, and she touched the geo duck without making it gag?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I just wanted to come on over and introduce myself to you as your new neighbor.  I seen a little fat kid running across the lawn, so I figured somebody was home. 
 Response 1: It's probably like one of those Benihanna's where they get real excited. It's probably somebodies birthday. Why else would they be here at noon? 
 Response 2: Thanks for saying I was running.  I'm trying my hardest.  Being on Weight Watchers at five years old has been a real struggle.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I didn't realize it was you, Mrs. Gwyneth. Here, I'll take off my clothes. 
 Response 1: Oh thank you. Oh my god, we live in a place where what I did going around naked was OK and everybody now takes their clothes off around me? 
 Response 2: He was broken inside. And outside. His body was all fucked up.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There she goes, back to her home planet, presumably. 
 Response 1: They didn't have anything without dairy or soy. They tried to give me toppings. And they had the scroll in the register, so they couldn't open it. 
 Response 2: She's still floating away. It's a very slow departure. She looks like she's lost. She's pointing.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: They're huge novelty sunglasses. Why do you wear those? They get in your way all the time. 
 Response 1: Because I don't want to forget 2013. 
 Response 2: OK. That is refreshing. I feel much better now and am ready to go out on camera.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sasha, how are you enjoying the home and the horse we have provided you? 
 Response 1: I don't know why. I'm a useless human being. 
 Response 2: I'm doing great and really enjoying it. She's quite tall, Mr. Popple.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I ain't got nothing going on tonight. 
 Response 1: I understand. I'm sorry, commander. I know I've let you down. I know that this is perhaps the most nontraditional, traditional-nontraditional outcome that one could expect. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I know, you keep telling us that.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I have to ask you, daughter, why have you done this? Why have you transported us to Dimension Kangaroo? 
 Response 1: It did say ham bone, but I realize that today is the day that I freaky Friday with my current domestic partner. 
 Response 2: Father? It took a very long time to decide which dimension to go to. Each dimension is very special in its very own way.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We're losing them right and left. They think they have free will. We can't have it. 
 Response 1: And I'm an excellent harp player. 
 Response 2: I think we need to really scare them. I think we gotta put the literal fear of god into them.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Dave, you're fired. 
 Response 1: That's right. We came out to fire you even though, I don't have the authority to do so, but Lad does. 
 Response 2: Yes, that's right. You're removing plaque that builds up over time.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I specifically said I wanted the Keebler striped chocolate cookies. You bought the generic store brand. 
 Response 1: They didn't have the Keebler brand and I wanted to save money. 
 Response 2: Yeah, we've been getting a lot of you lately.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Our bailiff, India would normally transfer pills from one person to another. That's how we do things here. You don't just get to had things back and forth willy nilly. 
 Response 1: I'm always here for you and I'll be on Facebook if you need me. 
 Response 2: Yeah, but I'm feeling lazy today.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This affects us. You're talking about getting the voices out of your head. That's us. 
 Response 1: Well, if you'd stop yourself, I wouldn't have to. 
 Response 2: They have been hiding so long they aren't even the presidents anymore they just don't know it yet.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Have you met my daughter, Iris? 
 Response 1: Iris, well she's a Pretty Woman. 
 Response 2: We stopped carrying those because they were assholes.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: When my daddy doesn't believe me, it cuts up my soul, but then a scar forms and makes it stronger. 
 Response 1: Dad, you just take one off and then you put it on. 
 Response 2: That's right, I tell her that every day.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you think they need chefs over there in Candyland? Maybe I should go with you. 
 Response 1: I don't know, I'm a child. 
 Response 2: It was your idea to have us come here too, you fucking tree.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What is it you have to do to graduate? I'll write up a couple book reports for you two. 
 Response 1: It's a couple book reports. And you need to make one of those things in a shoe box with people. And it's gotta explain atoms. 
 Response 2: If you test positive, don't worry, this is not the reason why.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We forgot to spray paint the cameras before you started shooting. 
 Response 1: Surely there's a place in the Epcof for Doris and Clem. 
 Response 2: Twenty of the bank workers are dead and it's all on tape.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We've been doing the same production of Romeo and Juliet for three years? 
 Response 1: In English.  In Paris.  It's confusing! 
 Response 2: You better do it good, or we're going to kill you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: They're not a face character if their face is covered up by another face. 
 Response 1: I see. I think there's been a miscommunication here. I was assured this was all taken care of. 
 Response 2: We were told to always refer to them in character regardless of what we saw before us.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We must be so close to our car that we can just walk. Hey, the door seems to be stuck. Do you have child locks on these back here? 
 Response 1: Yeah, well, you know. I hope to have a child one day. 
 Response 2: Do what I asked you to do.  Change my flavor profile.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The hospital actually burned down, while Mary was in there. She was the last person that was operated on in that hospital.  
 Response 1: Sometimes I get professional nudes, but these are more amateur bathroom, leg on the toilet nudes. 
 Response 2: Oh, my God. That's awful. How could a fire have even started? Those places are built so they can't be burned down.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're turning me on talking like that. Let's go make love in those bushes over there. 
 Response 1: William, as a surprise for your birthday we put in some songs and you're not going to know which one it is until you get up there. 
 Response 2: I can't think of anything I'd rather do more.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm proposing we do some kind of Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Zac Morris, freeze time and then go back somewhere else kind of thing. 
 Response 1: Now you're talking my language. Sabrina the Teenage Witch is the jazz of television programs. 
 Response 2: It's been 5 years and I'm still just the MC at Clifton's Cafeteria and no one listens to me.
Output: Response 1