niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: I gotta report you. I don't want to, but I gotta. 
 Response 1: Yes, I can laugh in the face of danger or death. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I understand. Because if they find out, you'll get fired.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Gineal, oh my god, you're a ghost! 
 Response 1: Art, your wish is my command. You will be a blue skinned alien. 
 Response 2: You're a ghost and you've never looked trimmer.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mama, daddy, I have found you. I got on a boat and I came to America. 
 Response 1: You grew up so big, Ana, but you still talk like a baby. 
 Response 2: Almost as long as the Jaws shark and just as scary.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Now, children, it's really quite simple. There are lots of adults who despise children, to the point of throwing them into the ocean. 
 Response 1: You know, I had it turned off. I was tired of everyone calling all the time. 
 Response 2: I gotta tell ya, you really have a way with kids, Dr. You must not have any of your own.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: None of those places on the body are desirable to be shot. 
 Response 1: Yep, the calve's the only way to go. 
 Response 2: Yea, but they are all kind of fucking whacked. It's nice to have a real ass bitch down here sometimes.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: How's the orientation to camp going? 
 Response 1: It's good. I've gotten through two kids. 
 Response 2: I better practice my instrument.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's been so magical just getting to know you. I really feel like we've grown close. Do you feel that way? 
 Response 1: Oh, we're both doctors. Can we help you? Are you in actual danger? 
 Response 2: I do. I also realize that I need to wash my hands again. I put them under my armpits.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Does anyone see that the flag is blowing in the wind? Is that going to affect anybody? 
 Response 1: I need that fan on. I'm sorry. I'm boiling alive in this astronaut costume. 
 Response 2: Oh, well hello there, little lady. This trip just picked up a little bit here.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Terry, you talk different. You walk different. It's like your hair's getting thicker. I don't know you. 
 Response 1: Well, I've got nothing in my calendar for the next  eternity. 
 Response 2: I can change. I've been going to meetings. I've been going to assholes anonymous.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Angie Pussarello?  Are you kidding me?  That's the girl that invented the beanbag chair filled with chips!  I was like, what a waste!  What're you doing?  You're sitting down, crushing the exact thing you're supposed to be eating!  I hate that girl! 
 Response 1: Look, I know that was a pretty bad invention, but she's a good girl, all right?  She's nice to me. 
 Response 2: No, I don't think so.  I feel like it kind of made me smarter, though.  Is that a thing?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Roll up your sleeves. Roll up your parkas. 
 Response 1: The name of his band was Hair Punk. but it was a metal band. 
 Response 2: I got my arm out and I'm ready for this juice.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you want some soda, because you really remind me of Yoda. 
 Response 1: Flattering, that comparison isn't. 
 Response 2: Show them the light that you have within. Open yourself to them.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You know I'm a policeman and I'm still standing here, right? You just ordered someone to kill your landlord. 
 Response 1: I thought you were looking out the window. 
 Response 2: And I'm got a trowel we can beat him silly with. But first, the handcuffs.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: All we do all day is talk, so when I get a 15 minute break, I don't want to interact with my fellow employees. I just want to be quiet. 
 Response 1: I understand that, but you're being a lot louder than quiet right now. You're being the exact opposite. You keep yelling at me. 
 Response 2: Well, I mean, if we're not running away together, why not?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Excuse me, you are sitting in my seat. My napkin is over my mug of coffee. I called dibs this morning when I came in. 
 Response 1: At this law firm, when you begin the day, everybody's desk is a communal desk until you put your coffee there. 
 Response 2: Just to be clear, you're going to seal the top of the chimney. You're going to light a fire. And so you're going to burn me alive and smoke me at the same time.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Can I show you guys something cool? 
 Response 1: Oh, is that like the band or like the Aladin character? 
 Response 2: Will it come out of your pants?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Maybe we should go around the table, make sure everyone is present and accounted for so we can keep track. 
 Response 1: Thanks, Wayne. Let's start with you. Tell us about yourself. 
 Response 2: Yeah, and you need to do it before you're in your grave. You gotta get back in the dating game, Dad.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That's right, you won a trip to the lake. Old Whale Lake. 
 Response 1: Right. He was post-war. He was a Korean War God. 
 Response 2: I sort of recall that name. Is that where we are now?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I hate Millenials. I'm just from a different generation. Nobody knows the real me. 
 Response 1: In fairness, she's been 25 since 1997.  
 Response 2: No one does. And I'm mayor for life.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My dream is you on stage holding a suitcase with 49 other women as Howie Mandel's career gets one more shot. 
 Response 1: I was thinking more like you'd take me out and I'd say yes. 
 Response 2: I'm fresh out of Molly. Do you want any shrooms?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Paula if you're going to the photo shop, you probably need to clean your purse out. 
 Response 1: I might need some of these things. Anything could happen between here and there. 
 Response 2: I wish I could. This place is like a rat's nest.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, Heidi, it's a classic fold by Mrs. White. She almost took control of the situation as an adult supervising science fair, but then she let herself be bowled over by 2 kids. 
 Response 1: That's exactly like the Mrs. White I knew from the "Hottest Science Teacher" show. She's not a winner. 
 Response 2: That's right. They ain't even credit me on that video. And that's what I'm talking about. No more disrespect.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: They're pretty stupid over on that hill too. 
 Response 1: Yeah, go put up a bunch of chairs to kind of confuse them. 
 Response 2: Christmas has come early this December.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I tried to lean in and kiss you and you thought I was sneezing, my goodness. 
 Response 1: Get her her Pall Malls - she needs a cigarette. 
 Response 2: To be fair, you had a lot of mucus coming out of your nose.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: There's something I haven't told you. i'm going to set you loose on the city of Paris to see how you make your way. You, a 13 year old girl. My mother did the same thing to me, and I turned out this way. 
 Response 1: Guess I'll put on my backpack. 
 Response 2: Greg, I know this is a strange request - could you make a little divot in the final hole and I could rest my head in there. My open mouth would be the final hole. 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What, you just spray that on everything? 
 Response 1: That's a good use for fry droppings.  
 Response 2: Hey, it shut him up, didn't it?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Is it true, all the rumors about you running into Walgreens and punching candy bars? Or is it fake? 
 Response 1: OK, Beth, well, we're doing some honesty here. Give us a little more time. 
 Response 2: That one's true. I went into Walgreens, I punched high-end candy bars. Toblerones. Toffee.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: There should be a limit. Like a checkout line. Like an express lane. 
 Response 1: Maybe I should.  I'm going to mail it to myself.  Speaking of mailing things to myself, y'all, I'm proud of this here script. 
 Response 2: Maybe we should follow the bro's before ho's thing.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah, well, they can take my job, but they can't take my spirit. 
 Response 1: Getty Lee! We're Rush. We're a Canadian supergoup. We gotta go out there. 
 Response 2: You're dressed up like that guy from Braveheart right now. It seemed like you wanted to make a speech. Like you got half your face painted post office blue.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Since you have no veins on the upper part of your body, when your heart pumps blood, what's the route it takes? 
 Response 1: Just down through the legs and back up to the heart. With a minimal amount up to the brain just to operate the legs. 
 Response 2: I know but I erased it and changed the laters and now it's Miss Fizzial.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: In Dutch we can see the future your time is limited. 
 Response 1: Well, capitalism thankfully has already been crafted for us. We're just taking advantage of it in a big way. 
 Response 2: I have heard that before. Aren't you all rich from speculating on the stock exchange?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Can we have access to your husband's bedroom ma'am? 
 Response 1: I'm a lion. I can't spell. Let's try something else. 
 Response 2: Sure. I'll do anything to find my Thomas. Maybe you can find something in there.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Thominson, there's a single lady ghost over there and you're a single boy ghost. 
 Response 1: Look, none of the cars have engines, and people have been complaining. So, this is our way around that. 
 Response 2: Well, I began floating away, but somehow, I'm right here again.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Barbara, you can wear a skirt. I really would like you to wear more skirts. 
 Response 1: Alright. There's nothing weird about that. 
 Response 2: Last time Barbara wore a skirt, she pooped all up and down the driveway.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, my dark Lord. I just wanted to say thanks for having me. 
 Response 1: Mr. Grocery, you are so tall. And is that new cologne? 
 Response 2: No problem. It gets kind of empty down here, you know?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Now, do be careful. He's trying to get you to play his game to lose your valuables. 
 Response 1: There's not that many. Here's the thing, man. It just turns into a sea of noisy love. You know what I mean? 
 Response 2: Oh please, Percy, I come from a gambling family. That's how granny made all of her money. Off of molasses. She won it in a bet.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What if I wanted to serve a manatee? 
 Response 1: I'll tell you what's nuts.  I forgot a protein to go with my risotto. 
 Response 2: You could serve a manatee, but you better have the great barrier reef on call.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I would definitely go to a shop that was going to maybe give me $1 million dollars 
 Response 1: Well, I would too. Oh, the things I could do if I had $1 million dollars. 
 Response 2: Right, and ink is super expensive. This is our best idea yet.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You stay on the island, OK? Find your dad. 
 Response 1: You looking for a dad? I miss my son. 
 Response 2: We wish you luck in your quest, but we just want to go back into the darkness and watch TV.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Kurt was a good kid and he accomplished a lot for a 12 year old. 
 Response 1: He did. He tried out for the NBA and of course you have to be a certain age to get into the NBA, so that didn't happen. But, he did start his own basketball league. 
 Response 2: Well, it might just work. I was signing very loudly at the opera and I think that's what people objected to. It wasn't very good and it was super loud.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The last address I have for Beth is in Des Moines, Iowa. 
 Response 1: Yeah, we literally hit them, say doink, and we run right out of there. 
 Response 2: That's what her Facebook page says.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I love these little bowls. 
 Response 1: Oh, thank you. Those are very popular. We sell a lot of those little bowls. 
 Response 2: Yeah, the guy behind me went to hell because he's Jewish and he ate marshmallows.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is that a shard from a dark crystal? 
 Response 1: That's more of a spoken rule and not a written one. So, that can't come back to bite us. There's no need to write that down. We'll remember. 
 Response 2: Yes. That's also my middle name. Crystal. Carl Crystal Slider.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Good Evening. Table for 2, I'm assuming? 
 Response 1: So you don't do a lot of candy business at Blockbuster? 
 Response 2: Yes, we'd like to sit in the garden.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, just hop in and we'll just drive around. I'm sure that will speed it up. 
 Response 1: Yeah, you're magic and shit, so I was able to keep my brain functioning and my mouth lip flaps moving. 
 Response 2: Do you mind if I just move all these Big Mac boxes?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Greetings to you travelers on a mystic journey. Look down at me, your asthma inhaler. I will be your guide on this journey of enlightenment. 
 Response 1: Getty, what are you talking about? 
 Response 2: Peggy, I have a feeling we're about to embark on a strange and wondrous journey.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Josephenia, now, where are you going? 
 Response 1: Oh, yeah. Ever since I was a kid, my parents would physically tell me to face a corner every time something risque was happening. 
 Response 2: He wants me to go to California with him.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We'll have sushi there for them to eat. 
 Response 1: Yes, dad, because you really didn't take my note at all. 
 Response 2: We'd have high end sushi, like the kind Clooney would eat.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: And I can't chose reading, right? That's one of those wish laws? 
 Response 1: That's true, that's the one rule. 'Cause you really have to learn that. That's the one thing. 
 Response 2: You know, my dad's lost somewhere in these waters. I'm going to stay here and search for him.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Kids, can I tell you something about that painting of me? 
 Response 1: He's just our middle brother. He's never gotten a job. We tried to prop him up with this cool story. 
 Response 2: You painted that painting yourself? You have paint all over you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Paul got his jacket just for the show, I can tell. 
 Response 1: I think it was an arrangement of some kind. I think they had a spark at one point and then it faded. 
 Response 2: He got a special intro jacket?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We got you installed as the manager of this place so you could shut down any queries, tell people to get back to work and if they have time to lean, they have time to clean. 
 Response 1: Well, I told them no more queries and they threw a gay pride parade. 
 Response 2: Hey, Rudy. I just got three scoops of cookies and cream.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Fine, I'm getting out of the car because I've run out air in here, not because you want me to. 
 Response 1: Sir, sir! There is no cooking on this bus. I'm going to have to ask you to get off. Get off the bus and get your rotund child with you. 
 Response 2: That's fine. I guess you're the big winner.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you ever get to come out of the tree? 
 Response 1: I can come out of the tree, but I like to stay in there. 
 Response 2: I'm a grown man. Aw, alright.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, Trumpet Davis, you're so amazing. 
 Response 1: Hey Trumpet Davis, are you sure you're just passing through? You can't, I don't know, play here for a couple of nights a week?  
 Response 2: Yes! And I'll do it again and put a frame around it!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yes, and I just need a rear view mirror, and I need to get back to the hospital. 
 Response 1: Well, it seems to me what you need to do is dance. 
 Response 2: Richard Gere is the great one. He's great with a capital G.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's been a wild and crazy day. My husband and I were just running through the forest earlier today and something really scary came up behind us. We just need help. We want to get out of here. 
 Response 1: I don't think, after what we found in your jacket, anything could surprise me less. 
 Response 2: Oh, we're both doctors. Can we help you? Are you in actual danger?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I didn't ask for anything. Are you ladies OK? 
 Response 1: Kill him, Karen. Kill him! He knows too much. 
 Response 2: I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: How do I look? I'm all dressed up for my play date. 
 Response 1: You look you're ready to have fun. Your eyes look very positive. Both of them. 
 Response 2: OK, Memaw. What kind of animals do I have to have?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've never seen a movie, I grew up in a very religious household. 
 Response 1: Oh, I mean, me too kind of. We were just summertime Buddhists. Were you guys year-round something or others? 
 Response 2: I understand. I don't know if they will be allowed in the room. Maybe I can just dress them up.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Thadeous brought his own Dyson. A Dyson, Mr. Seacrest. 
 Response 1: Well, I do, but that's a whole 'nother segment, Catalina. 
 Response 2: That's an expensive vacuum.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're going back to VHS? You're not even going to do Blue-Ray? 
 Response 1: Here in Brooklyn? Yes, of course I'm only doing VHS. 
 Response 2: I'm sorry but you're not announcing anything at this very moment. Can you bring it down a notch?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Did the poor people mug you in the back of the plane? 
 Response 1: Yeah, we got $7. 
 Response 2: They certainly tried to. I could feel their greedy eyes all over me and my bag of money.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: No, no, about your Twitter account. Do you want to have a Twitter account, an official account here for the aquarium? 
 Response 1: Is that why there are these skeletons and chains all over? 
 Response 2: OK, yeah. Uh, I could see that really helping my brand.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you think we need to tell Felicity the truth? 
 Response 1: You did, to cashier. And I was the fastest cashier for that month and I won a boating trip. 
 Response 2: You mean, tell her that she's 28 and not 8?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Karlt, there's something else you have to know before you go to Palm Springs. 
 Response 1: Yeah, and how would you explain a raccoon just getting up and riding a bike? Maybe Samantha and I should run away together and try to find the diamond mine. 
 Response 2: Dad, I'm literally two blocks away.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mr. Crimp, this is the most you've ever talked to me. 
 Response 1: They don't deserve to walk on dirt. 
 Response 2: Right, because you're making me do it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Are you fucking dickheads gonna order? I didn't come to the fucking beach to listen to you guys talk about a fucking acting class. I'm surrounded by actors in New York. 
 Response 1: Yeah, we want our fish. Give us some fucking fish. 
 Response 2: Those ankles look mighty strong, ma'am.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Craig, I'll abide. I'll escort you outside. 
 Response 1: Oh, you seem like my kind of lady. 
 Response 2: Well I thought this was going to be bing, bang, boom. Not dangerous to leave it there for ten minutes.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We have a bigger problem than we thought on our hands. 
 Response 1: Yeah, the guy has mind powers or something. 
 Response 2: I bartend at a pizzaria, so that's probably why.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We have an officer of the law present here, that can say the way this transaction works is we have to have those movies back. They're the property of the store, you merely rented them. 
 Response 1: Well, that ain't my job. It's Maybelline's job. My second wife. She returns movies, that's her job. 
 Response 2: Oh, no, they are, I just meant quadruplets, you know like a metaphor.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The voice command of the x-ray machine seems to be working. It's scanning. 
 Response 1: My husband's back to normal. I'm back to normal. I can feel my hands again. 
 Response 2: No, it's scary. Who's going to feed me?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What are you typing right now? 
 Response 1: It's just some notes. I need to get groceries. 
 Response 2: He had to put down his beer to wave you over, so that's a big commitment.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You've probably hurt other people too. 
 Response 1: We are police. Police that are out on the street in uniforms with cars. 
 Response 2: Oh, yeah, lots of them. Look at all of these things I've taken.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, you're the one holding the grudges, but people are coming back to you. 
 Response 1: Yes, I'm the one holding them. I don't get it either. 
 Response 2: Well, you learn Universal Studios behind the scenes lore if you work here long enough.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's not Miss Fizzial. I wrote it on the board. It's Missfizzial. 
 Response 1: I know but I erased it and changed the laters and now it's Miss Fizzial. 
 Response 2: Catarina, I know you have many appointments and other things, but you must understand you are our most important non-family employee. And we want you to do whatever this other field of study is but you we need you here forever.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: When you live in a tiny home, you don't have room for one yo-yo, much less six. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I wish I could yo-yo, but I'd break a window. 
 Response 2: I like it when it's one person because then they don't look back and forth like 'what are we going to order'?`
Output: Response 1
Prompt: He's just our middle brother. He's never gotten a job. We tried to prop him up with this cool story. 
 Response 1: She wanted it from Joe's Crab Shack and I told her it's her birthday, she can have it from wherever she wants. 
 Response 2: Middle children always have trouble.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Why it's me, Robert Vaughn. 
 Response 1: Oh sure, Mr. Vaughn, there's a carton cigarettes here for you. I've got seven cartons, one for each of the Magnificent Seven. 
 Response 2: Listen, if this is what you need to do, then you do it. I mean, I didn't want to be a Pat anymore. And so now my name's Roberto, and it feels good.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sorry, I just got excited. 
 Response 1: I know, it's just, you are still a stranger and we're just on a train platform. And when someone rushes at you, I've seen too many movies where someone kills someone by shoving them in front of the train. Haven't you seen that? 
 Response 2: You were the first mate. Did you get amnesia? That does happen when you get caught in the belly of a whale.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm going to keep your story to myself because no one can know you're the US Marshall on this plane. 
 Response 1: He pressed a button on his pants and they lowered. 
 Response 2: Well, I am in an emergency row, so there's that.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah, we have to find a storm cloud that is the storm cloud that connects to the past storm cloud and ride through the storm cloud. Can either of you fly? 
 Response 1: Well, we're a very honest store with honest working people here, and we operate on that honesty first policy. 
 Response 2: Not really. But I know an angel who can.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Baby, you gonna work all day or are we going to have lunch? 
 Response 1: I know. Nobody likes him guys, but he's under contract. He'll be around for awhile. 
 Response 2: First I'm trying to get the pop out of this mushroom and I'm also trying to talk to Timothy.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, I'm very lucky to have you on my book, Mr. President. Thank you very much. You know, this is a honor for me. I almost voted for you. 
 Response 1: I almost voted for me, too, but couldn't find my way to the ballot box. 
 Response 2: Alright, leave Gregory's fan on. That better not screw up a shot.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It so nice of the English lady to offer me her jacket. I just figured she didn't need it. 
 Response 1: Right. By offered, you mean you just grabbed it. 
 Response 2: OK. Thank you. Does anyone have any questions for Mr. Jasper.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We're going to decorate the hell out of this place for the party. We're going to have lots of utensils and burners. 
 Response 1: I'm bringing the grease so they can cook. 
 Response 2: Shouldn't you love yourself enough to wipe feces off your shoe?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: New instruments are so expensive. So, I thought I'd get a used sextant. 
 Response 1: Put on a happy smile and try your darndest. 
 Response 2: You're blaming it on the sextant, Tad? That's not an apology.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm enjoying this theater class so much that I want to hear from the teacher. It felt like he had an idea and hasn't spoken. 
 Response 1: Oh, all I was going to say, you know, as we're waiting for Frank to get back. Um, Roger, I think maybe we'll try something different. What if we were to cover you with some sort of salve, would that allay your phobia of silk robes? 
 Response 2: Yeah, they get inside you. And then, before you know it, you're hovering a few feet of the ground. Now, we can't have that. That's not a thing that can happen in life. You understand?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Full Sail is in Orlando, Florida. 
 Response 1: Yeah, how we gonna get back home if we don't find the rat? 
 Response 2: And you want to go there? Florida's awful. You should rethink that.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This dog wandered into our yard and was eating out of our trash. 
 Response 1: I've never seen anything like this in my life.  It's gotta be extremely valuable. Yeah. Who is it signed by? 
 Response 2: It's good to start calling it a dog so that you can eventually forget it's a wild animal.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm sorry we've kept you from the concert for so long. You're just really fascinating. 
 Response 1: It's alright. I'll be honest with you. I'm not really familiar with Yngwie Malmsteen. 
 Response 2: Is there more you wanted to say with that?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Your eyes are lovely. No too close to the nose. 
 Response 1: Well, I don't want to be an asshole. I feel like a pretty good guy. Other than this steal the Hazel Diamond thing. 
 Response 2: It's sometimes worse when people's eyes are too far away from the nose.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, we have a long history. 
 Response 1: But, you're God, right? 
 Response 2: We used to work together at a Quiznos many years ago.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, Jake. No one asked you here. Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier? 
 Response 1: It's pronounce Jeff. And why don't you make like a lamp and turn off? 
 Response 2: Yeah, I just feel like we needed to conclude that part of the story.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh no, if we ask him too many questions he'll think we don't know what we're doing.? 
 Response 1: We're just doing our jobs, sir. 
 Response 2: I know we could use our job at the cold storage facility.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Rudy, that's what you mean when you said it didn't go well? You didn't get to do your list of outdated slurs? 
 Response 1: I had another 150 left to do. 
 Response 2: Why, thank you. I'd like to unburden myself of these gloves.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is that an Italian yellow rose attached to your lapel? 
 Response 1: It is a yellow rose. It's my wife's favorite flower. 
 Response 2: And he seems to be getting longer and longer.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm sorry, Smash-it-up Steven. There's blood on your ankle bracelet. 
 Response 1: I'm so sorry. The elevator door keeps closing on my hand., 
 Response 2: Yeah, sorry about that. They won't let me take it off.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We flip houses. Well, we used to. 
 Response 1: The economy. It's been a bad time to buy houses. 
 Response 2: If we're being honest, yes, it's a deal. I work for the the CIA and I'm not supposed to say anything.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I found her online. 
 Response 1: I can't feel my feet. 
 Response 2: That was quick!  You found the prostitute mother that I may or may not have murdered with my fangs.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm confused.  The air is really moist. 
 Response 1: Chaz, this may sound horrible to say in wedding vows, but I kind of spaced out there for a moment and I missed some of the stuff you said, but I love you, too, and I promise, I'll listen closer in the future, and I wish that I had taken the time to write out my vows. 
 Response 2: Oh, uh, I have a disease that prevents me from absorbing moisture in my throat.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This material is garbage, David. 
 Response 1: I also think Billy Jr. is not trying very hard. 
 Response 2: I guess so. I heard a lot about her stickers and I'm a big fan of stickers.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I heard you talking about the cod. 
 Response 1: Our first bites we delicious. We had several bites. I can't even remember the first one. 
 Response 2: You hit that D hard on the cod. I sense some acting training.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Should I go make the bed? 
 Response 1: That is so cool. That is the coolest thing I've ever heard. 
 Response 2: That's very presumptuous, but very modern.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Your fish is ready. It'll be $400. 
 Response 1: Same thing you said yesterday. 
 Response 2: Oh god. Do you take traveler's checks?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I was just gonna ask Lilith. You feel like going on tour with me, maybe with a few other ladies who like to play music? 
 Response 1: Well, let's not quibble over semantics. 
 Response 2: I could do Irish melodies mixed with rock.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This is a medical hospital. 
 Response 1: We understand, There's a big sign outside. 
 Response 2: Oh, it will be quite a great deal larger than what you see before you today, sir. My goal is to build a contraption very large, large enough to carry me into the void of outer space, so that I may see what Savannah, Georgia looks like from its inky depths.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What are you doing? You're breaking the fourth wall here. 
 Response 1: I know, but you already did. Don't you see, Dad? It's all of us out here. The audience has become part of the play. 
 Response 2: And they've all got that chip on their should because it's not Big Egg Town.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Your name is Toadstool, like the mushroom? It grows in moist climates. 
 Response 1: Wait a minute, are you ElderSpanx69 on ebay? We've bought so many things from you. 
 Response 2: I thought I'd come here to dry out because I'm a toadstool and an alcoholic.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, I'm sorry.  Am I bothering you? 
 Response 1: Yeah, and the hospital is within a convention center. 
 Response 2: I'm just trying to get a little bit of sleep.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hello, Rodney. 
 Response 1: Hey Calista. Hey Calisto. 
 Response 2: We were almost like camouflage, you couldn't tell either of us apart.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: He couldn't answer his phone like that if he weren't really Ryan Seacrest. 
 Response 1: Oh, just like Banderas. Like Antonio Banderas. I loved him in Evita. 
 Response 2: That would be weird. I guess he must be Ryan Seacrest.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You know, I feel like our priorities are out of whack. We're at the bottom of the ocean. I let you not refer to me as Captain, which is completely non-protocol. And we're updating Facebook profiles when we should be getting to the top of the ocean. 
 Response 1: I guess it's good we're still getting WiFi though. 
 Response 2: People will get hungry, especially with a tapeworm in the picture.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Daryl, you are the only person that's come by to place a bid. 
 Response 1: Hey, I just had that spaghetti yesterday!  You're using it as a pillow! 
 Response 2: That's true. One fellow came by one time and we thought he was going to place a bid, but that's not what he ended up doing.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Everybody's got a good friend. Everybody says that their friend's got a herniated disc. When they are the one with the herniated disc. 
 Response 1: Wow. Classic misunderstanding. I thought we were all friends. 
 Response 2: I do have a bit of a lower back pain.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't know what has happened. I've been in a fog this entire time. 
 Response 1: In the middle of our battle? We were having a fight to the death. 
 Response 2: Me too, but I'm so glad to wake up in a celebrity's shack.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I am an O.A.R. Olympic Athlete from Russia. 
 Response 1: So that's what they call you guys? Olympic athletes from Russia. But you're not part of the Russian team? 
 Response 2: Oh, that is very hard. You're tapping me very hard.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm a little bit of a werewolf, I'm a little bit of a werebear, I'm a little bit of a half-orc fighter. Someday I hope to level up and be a paladin. 
 Response 1: Sir, let me interrupt you for one second there. How can we help you here at the Cracker Barrel? We don't really get werewolves in here. 
 Response 2: I think that's from being hammered by this man.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Alright, first day of class. This is Tina's acting class. Treneace, I want you to do a scene that you feel inspired by. 
 Response 1: Okay, I always liked fish until they killed my mom. Fish killed my mom. Mama, no, the fish killed you. 
 Response 2: Oh you weren't? OK. Well, don't be offended, Rudy, OK? You know, it's just a common affliction that goes along with alcoholism. Memory loss.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Listen, we should probably take those colors out of your hair and see how that perm turned out. 
 Response 1: I know, but maybe somebody went into labor. We don't know. 
 Response 2: Oh my god, who said permanents are over? They are so not.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: OK, you think they look the same. So we put your card next to the official comment cards. And you can see that that they're different shape and size. 
 Response 1: I have astigmatism. They'll always look different to me. 
 Response 2: Absolutely not. Those things are old. I hate old things.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Do you have The Chosen Wife on DVD or Blu-Ray. That sounds like a movie. 
 Response 1: Do you mean The Rich Man's Wife? The Rich Man's Wife we have. 
 Response 2: What do we do with it? Does it get us high and alter our consciousness?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: To be honest, mama, we came out here because we just weren't sure if you were alive or not. 
 Response 1: We can tell the secret to the book and then it will be in the book and then no one will know it except us. 
 Response 2: Yeah, we wanted to check before we burn the town down to its foundations.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Time's a circle and everything is one. 
 Response 1: Wasn't Adele wonderful? What I was awake for was wonderful. You know, I can't stay awake as long as I used to. 
 Response 2: You keep saying that but I don't understand what it means.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Honey, I don't want to fight you. And I don't want to fight your past. 
 Response 1: Me neither. I just want us to have a future. Maybe some kids before it's took late. 
 Response 2: To make us work this long without breaks?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Guys, I need to apologize about the text I sent you.  
 Response 1: Honestly, it was so long that I didn't bother reading most of it. 
 Response 2: Oh, he spelled it out. He literally spelled it out. It's amazing.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I understand you're a child.  You shouldn't talk to me in such a way.  You should show respect. 
 Response 1: You're very red and peely. 
 Response 2: You got me.  I shouldn't do that.  Not if I don't want my allowance suspended.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We also did the first open heart surgery and the stop light sign. 
 Response 1: I don't know if we should do that. We gotta kinda follow the rule book here. We just can't kill citizens. 
 Response 2: Why? Why would they let us perform open heart surgery?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: There's still one wish left. I guess, Bobby, it's yours. 
 Response 1: Well, Mr. Denny doesn't own this Dennys anymore.  I guess I'd like to own this Dennys. 
 Response 2: I know that I suddenly grew 8 inches in the last year, but it's not a good thing. I'm not sure this is a good idea.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I sure hope people come to shop, otherwise we're not going to make rent. 
 Response 1: Isn't that your dad right next to you? How awkward. 
 Response 2: We're really not. Why did we ever decide to open this business? There's only one cabin nearby.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I know.  They're taller than us and even us standing on each others shoulders. 
 Response 1: They look like they can touch the sky!  Scrape it, even! 
 Response 2: Please, help my husband. We just got married, I don't want to be a widow so soon.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You want to buy all the Hamilton soundtracks? Do they do a new one for each show? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I know we're here for like a flirty sleepover, I just don't know if I feel like it's just sexy-dangerous or if this is truly danger-dangerous. 
 Response 2: That's the feeling I got. It was so in the moment that anything could change.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you want me to write a note and tell the citizens that is how you are sleeping? 
 Response 1: OK. Let me first of all let me just say that I'm sorry. That was bad on me. I didn't have faith that you would get a date. 
 Response 2: You know what that is a great idea Rodney just write in the note dear citizens we are sleeping head to head.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So Vivian, tell me. What kind of glasses are you getting here at LensCrafters? 
 Response 1: We're going to need several of these for the spaceship. 
 Response 2: I'm just looking for something, you know, that adds a certain je ne sais quoi to my quoi, do you know what I mean?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I personally would be thrilled to transfer there along with some of my coworkers, if you would be open to it. Certain people I work very well here with. 
 Response 1: They didn't have anything without dairy or soy. They tried to give me toppings. And they had the scroll in the register, so they couldn't open it. 
 Response 2: We like to work together, the two of us, we find we have a good sweeping and moping system, I Windex and he catches whatever falls.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Captain Carol, we're being boarded by another ship. 
 Response 1: Oh, yay! Let them on. This will be fun. 
 Response 2: Your hair looks great. I like the back, the top, the sides, and the bottom.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: How was that Rita? Do you feel less murderous now? 
 Response 1: I feel lightheaded. I've lost too much blood. 
 Response 2: You told me about that. That was an exciting time.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You gave me two chapters on status last year. 
 Response 1: I did, but it was only to appease you. I thought maybe you'd go away. I didn't expect us to have such a long relationship. 
 Response 2: Well, I'd love to hear some old family stories. You know, I'm game to become a part of the family.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Guilty. Of loving this show! Graduation approved. 
 Response 1: I know. Do you remember that gal that had to sign the papers? It was her great-great-aunt. 
 Response 2: That's my boy up there. And I couldn't be prouder of him.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What are you saying, Marjorie? Are we no longer married? 
 Response 1: That'll make three times this week. But it's my favorite, so I'm am not complaining. 
 Response 2: Curtis, I know it's a sin and it's a scandal, but I would like to file for divorce. Maybe we should go to Reno.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, with this movie, there won't be any trailer or any pay. 
 Response 1: I'm in. Let's do it. It will really get me in the mindset of Aid Man. 
 Response 2: If I'm hearing you correctly and you are asking me out, then I would say that this weekend, I'm free. I have a couple Costco movie coupons.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Don't undersell yourself.? 
 Response 1: Well, if you're gonna sing, get on with it. 
 Response 2: No, I won't walk into that trap.  You try to get me to be right and, all of a sudden, the next thing I know, I'm on the dingy.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Ahoy there, look from the other side of the river! 
 Response 1: You're right. It's right down to the original 1800 cement. 
 Response 2: Hello! It's amazing I have never seen anyone on the other side of the river before. It must have take 100 people to get you across there.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Was Robby the older Bernstein Bear that ran off to college that we never met? 
 Response 1: Yes, of course. He's like the oldest daughter on the Cosby show. 
 Response 2: Well, certainly. We're glad to have you here. This is your program and you'll sit in the front row with the family.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I just gave you a kiss on the cheek. I know I move really slow, but it's actually me moving incredibly fast. 
 Response 1: It's only supposed to help us sleep, so as long as it's nice and simple, it should be OK. 
 Response 2: You are moving incredibly fast. I don't usually kiss on the cheek until December, but I feel like I'm breaking some rules today of my own.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Are they going to get up from their table probably? 
 Response 1: Yeah, and we've seen them all. 
 Response 2: We'll just eat what they were having.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This pen is really important to you? This was awhile ago. 
 Response 1: How would he know? Of course, he's just a little child. 
 Response 2: It was a fountain pen. If it was like a BIC or whatever, I wouldn't worry about it. But, I paid money for this pen.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Dean, you'll have to wait. Your bother will have to go first, because you're going in size order. 
 Response 1: It sounded like a wailing sound, like a whine cry. 
 Response 2: That's fair. He's older, so he should go first.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: But now I'm wearing one of them union suit undershirts under my overalls. So it's like a good temperature for me.? 
 Response 1: We don't have a jail in this town, so if we've never seen one, it's not real. 
 Response 2: OK, so we're both comfortable, but them dead chickens - I think they need to be colder than this.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Wait. Are you doing Celsius again? 
 Response 1: Yes. I am. You know I'm Canadian. 
 Response 2: I've been into getting hung over since I was 14. I get hung over all the time.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You said a snake ate your string cheese. 
 Response 1: Is that what this is? Here you go. `I didn't even know you were married. 
 Response 2: There was a snake in there, but snakes ain't got no hands! You gotta pull the string cheese apart.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Anonda, he's the man of your dreams. He's fixing my typewriter. 
 Response 1: They want all kinds of money for those. I mean, it's a ripoff. I'm just going to put tape over it and write Chief Inspector on it. 
 Response 2: Look how he's fixing it. He knows what kind of wood it is.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I told you I wasn't old. I have the spirit of a young lady. 
 Response 1: It's all that paint you eat. Oh, I love you so much. 
 Response 2: Well I thank you. I'm going to take them to heart. I will be honest with my wife about my failing memory.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You named yourself, right? And you raised yourself. You killed a zombie. You saved someone's life. 
 Response 1: So you don't do a lot of candy business at Blockbuster? 
 Response 2: Don't ever tell me what I did right. I only respond to negative affirmations.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Janice's husband is the father of that little Little League girl. 
 Response 1: Time is a riddle. Time wraps itself around like a coil of a spring that has never sprung, like a dew drop thing that falls up into the cloud. Time is nothing and everything. All is time. Four forty seven. 
 Response 2: That's right, Janice's husband Jonathan.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, if you're not interested in self help, we have Hardy Boys. 
 Response 1: I will choke you out right now for suggesting that. You better suggest something else, bookworm. 
 Response 2: Yeah, like the parents around here are all robots, right?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It feels weird to outgrow a friend, you know? 
 Response 1: I'm going to murder Chuck because for at least 15 days he's been ruining all of my therapy sessions. 
 Response 2: Yeah, but like, he's bad. I can't count how many sweatpants brunches he's done. Where he makes everyone wear sweatpants to go to the brunch.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't need to explain my personal body to you. 
 Response 1: She only brings her business body to work. Her personal body stays at home. 
 Response 2: The labyrinth? I think she just put a curse on you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, who else is coming to dinner? 
 Response 1: I'm a grown man. Aw, alright. 
 Response 2: Well, the Base 2 commander said that he's a maybe, a solid maybe.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah, there are boxes in factories too, that's fair. But this is a warehouse, Junebug. 
 Response 1: Honestly I didn't know there was a difference. 
 Response 2: Absolutely. This Panera is so quiet. Everyone is listening.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This was a terrible idea of mine that you put all of your money into! 
 Response 1: I told you, it's a co dependent relationship. 
 Response 2: I know!  It's a worse idea than the hot dog stand in the back of the theme park!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That's what you get for bothering Tom Wolfe during production of Big River. 
 Response 1: We came all this way from England. 
 Response 2: A stabbing? What the hell is wrong with you?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That's the young lady that transported me to your time of 2017. 
 Response 1: Oh my god, this woman is literally right next to my ear and she's screaming as if I'm millions of miles away. 
 Response 2: Oh, right. She's the one that disappeared and then came back. I can't wait to see what she's got to say.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Your wife is getting a bit uppity. 
 Response 1: You're right, that's why the only thing we can do is run away any time they bring out the bucket. 
 Response 2: Well, I know, but that will soon change because she's going to join me in my reconstruction business.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yorgy could walk so early. He does his own laundry. 
 Response 1: I came dancing out of the womb. 
 Response 2: Yeah, they're not great.  They're the size of oranges.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's disgusting.  I can hear those kids slobbering and mumbling through their wire mesh masks. 
 Response 1: Well, they can also act as spit guards, then.  Dual purpose! 
 Response 2: I have to tell you guys, it seems like he's also Tom's former partner. So, he came back as combination of walking allergies.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'll just put the sandals on, I guess. 
 Response 1: You don't have to go back there to put the sandals on. You can put them on here. It's probably faster. 
 Response 2: Good idea. Also, I'm going to Google this guy, Daryl Stanfield.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Morning, Tom. 
 Response 1: He's just very charming. He's, you know, little boy age. Five. 
 Response 2: Good morning Meredith. How are you today?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, G. Gordon Liddy, do you know the General over here? 
 Response 1: Lovely to meet you. I'm embarrassed to say I thought you were a statue before. 
 Response 2: Yeah, we go way back. I killed a few...helped him with a few problems.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Thank you, Targin. It's going to be a nice Christmas now that they're gone. 
 Response 1: It sure is, with our three boys and our crow painting. 
 Response 2: I think they dream about dashed dreams or dreams not coming true.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We should give away our baby and the baby's name. 
 Response 1: Something that's fishing and gambling would be good too because people are digging it. 
 Response 2: Oh, good call!  Then, our marriage will get better!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: OK, the thing for me is - part of him knows that it's wrong. If he's able to say, if the character he is creating is able to tell him that it's a figment of his imagination... 
 Response 1: Why wouldn't you? All your children have moved away. You've got to be so lonely. 
 Response 2: Yes, in the story. He's got the manatee saying "You're delusional." Essentially.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You've stolen my family's water. 
 Response 1: I came right out of my mama and I got right on that floor and I started. 
 Response 2: Apparently, I've stolen my own family's water.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It sure was nice of you to stop into our store from 20 towns over. That's a good thing. 
 Response 1: That's a wonderful thing. Any customer is good. 
 Response 2: I know. Nobody likes him guys, but he's under contract. He'll be around for awhile.
Output: Response 1