niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: Listen, we're fortunate to live in a town that gossip's exclusively by mail. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I sent away for it. 
 Response 2: People gossip, written down and sent to each other. Which is a terrible idea.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I think it's our duty as good British citizens to turn this criminal in. 
 Response 1: I understand that, but you're being a lot louder than quiet right now. You're being the exact opposite. You keep yelling at me. 
 Response 2: Yes, we shall do this for Queen Suits. You know, Suits. King Harry and Queen Meghan's little daughter. They named her after a television program.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm not an alien-ghost. I'm a Blockbuster clerk. 
 Response 1: Did we? Becky does not speak for the whole group. 
 Response 2: You might be a clerk but you're also an alien-ghost doctor.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I found a Casio. 
 Response 1: I've been noticing there's been a lot of piano and I didn't know where it was coming from and I just didn't shift my eyes over to look at you to notice you've been playing this whole time. 
 Response 2: Look, I come down the stairs like a big old dog. This is my goddamn business, I'll come down any way I please.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What if I get in my car and I drive towards the exit. Are you going to raise the arm? 
 Response 1: You're leaving in those sweatpants and t-shirt you're wearing? 
 Response 2: That's true. I don't know why everyone just accepts it, it's really weird, but it makes our job easier.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I would leave if I weren't worried about getting my shoelaces caught in the machinery. 
 Response 1: Well, I'm Odin, so I can make stuff happen. I don't know what clout you guys have. 
 Response 2: Yes, leave! You really should get slip on shoes.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Wait, can I say something? You're saying they don't eat wet hay? But you can tell from my story they do. 
 Response 1: Well it sounds like she enjoyed it, it doesn't mean that it's necessarily what she's supposed to be eating. 
 Response 2: Thank goodness. That felt terrible.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Attention, attention. Parental announcement. Your parents are getting a divorce. All of your parents. All the parents in town will be getting a divorce. 
 Response 1: Hey, don't just say bad things about coaster club. 
 Response 2: That's right, and it's going to get very ugly.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I thought we were doing all of this so she could be happy again. 
 Response 1: I have memory problems and I forgot to stay there. 
 Response 2: We were son, clearly that wasn't good enough for her. Apparently she will never be happy.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mom, I've decided to pursue the dramatic arts. 
 Response 1: Who wants to? That's my favorite movie. 
 Response 2: The dramatic arts are also called the satanic arts around this household.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm Bill Clinton. I was just selected as the first white Pimp of the Year. 
 Response 1: Please say we can smoke. Please say we can smoke. 
 Response 2: You are such a man. That's like a man's man right there, Mr. Clinton.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm going to guess the Old Spaghetti Factory. The New Spaghetti Factory? 
 Response 1: Well, my guess was just a little bit off. I can't get them all right. 
 Response 2: Christmas has come early this December.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Claire, you have such a nice smile. 
 Response 1: Thank you. People call it a toothy grin. 
 Response 2: I don't know, but it will definitely make a sound. But you can pick the sound.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Of course I have my handcuffs. I never leave anywhere without them. 
 Response 1: Maybe she thinks that maybe there was, like, a lapse in her memory or maybe she's a time traveler.  
 Response 2: And I'm got a trowel we can beat him silly with. But first, the handcuffs.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Feel free to get the pudding right off of my head. 
 Response 1: How did you end up in this painting? 
 Response 2: Oh, I think there's a little bit of his brain in this.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, you know, she's the youngest and she just needs more attention. 
 Response 1: This is a chance for us to start over, I think. But, maybe we should be in two different stories. 
 Response 2: I know, because she's used to getting all the attention.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: All those people out there are demanding their subs. Do you think we should go out and help them? 
 Response 1: Yeah, OK. I didn't come here to engage in slut shaming. I'm trying to get back to my normal human height. 
 Response 2: Oh, we probably shouldn't have all been here at the same time in the break room.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, there's a piece of snack stuck in me? 
 Response 1: Really?  No one ever seems to have any confidence in me. 
 Response 2: We may have to send you to Hawaii to get that removed.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: No one ever seems to have any confidence in me. 
 Response 1: Yeah, it's like if the word nut ball turned into a person, he'd be the result. 
 Response 2: Oh, I have lots of confidence in you.  After all, I may end up being your dad.  Hand me that weird funnel.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You don't acknowledge the 13th anniversary year. A lot of couples will live in separate residences for the 13th year. 
 Response 1: That probably is helpful for people. Everyone's got a space circle and some people need their own dwelling walls. 
 Response 2: Well, Shanice, we have some complaints of our own. This hotel, that was built in 1725, is clearly haunted. This guy's a goblin, this guy's a ghost, we've been hearing voices, lights flicker on and off.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is it free churro day? 
 Response 1: Yes, then it won't look like murder! 
 Response 2: This news is better than that. They're opening a new show. We're doing a thing and we're all auditioning. We're going to save the park.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: OK, sure, I'm gonna embrace the adventures in life. I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna with two strange men from the mall today and we're going to tackle the world. 
 Response 1: Isn't that what malls are all about after all? 
 Response 2: Oh, come on. People like it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Me too. I certainly did not walk out after the first five minutes of that movie. 
 Response 1: I'm not complaining. Let's get some jam. 
 Response 2: You walked out of that, you walked right over to Charlie Wilson's War. That was a great weekend for cinema.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I thought you would develop the photos and maybe even take doubles, which makes sense because then I get my pictures, which is what I'm here to pay for. 
 Response 1: Right, well as it's laid out in the contract and the contest rules, we're to keep all for the next 20 years. 
 Response 2: It's so paper thin I can't even see it. Am I holding it?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We don't know anything about this guy in the white suit except that he's from New Orleans and he can juggle crawdads. 
 Response 1: Right, and he loves to hug. 
 Response 2: I love my job.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We are gathered here today to witness the marriage of two beings who were meant to be. You know, they say that love knows no bounds and we find that to be true here this afternoon. 
 Response 1: Yeah! Go get em Michelle. Go get em car! 
 Response 2: Yes, that true. I have lots of tools that would enable me to murder this man. What is the lore say? Is there a particular way that he needs to be sacrificed?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Great news, guys. We got clearance to kill all these humans! 
 Response 1: I love my job. 
 Response 2: Yes, he has been taking those dentist classes on the side.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, high five! Trading seats is my favorite part of the trip. 
 Response 1: Mind if I grab that middle? I love the middle seat. 
 Response 2: You're really not. This is like an employees only area.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: But what bathroom do you use, if you're a woman's soul inside a man? 
 Response 1: Oh, it's an optional "C". Larissa is short for Clarissa. 
 Response 2: Puppets don't shit, OK?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's my thing. That's what I do. I saw the superhero go that way! 
 Response 1: We start shooting in a week, sir. Do you want us to tape this and then we can toss it in later? 
 Response 2: You can do what ever you want as far as I'm concerned, whatever you mother fucking want. I'm not calling the shots on this one.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Dericonium, we'd like to order now. 
 Response 1: Oh, sorry about that. I thought you were interested in my life. 
 Response 2: Sir, are you aware that this is a Cracker Barrel?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Let's hold a contest and anyone that develops their photos here, we'll give away a $1 million dollar prize for the best photo. 
 Response 1: I kept both of those movies and I despise them. 
 Response 2: I'm definitely on board with this idea. As good as I thought the soup idea was, I really think this is going to be up there. I definitely think this is a winner.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Vinny, you can't do that. You can't just yell at a lady these days. 
 Response 1: Absolutely, these children are very smart. You need to be able to fool them. 
 Response 2: Across the street, I can't?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I am black, the white Santa was created by Hallmark and Coca-Cola. 
 Response 1: Larry, you're right. Oh god, here I go. 
 Response 2: I guess you were created by RC Cola.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Let's commit vigilanteism on a real vigilante! 
 Response 1: Look, you said you were two weeks from retirement a month ago. Why are you still even here? 
 Response 2: Yeah, that sounds awesome!  I've always wanted to be a vigilante like Batman.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, there's some large leaves over there. You want to slap those on? 
 Response 1: Might as well. I'm probably going to hell anyway. 
 Response 2: In the encyclopedia. It's like the internet, but dusty.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There would be no Salem Oregon Comic Book Shop if it weren't for all those meters! 
 Response 1: You're right but have you heard they are going to remove them and replace them with midget's that take your change instead? 
 Response 2: I feel lightheaded. I've lost too much blood.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: If you bring a bell into a room, you have to hear the story. It's just like the old saying. 
 Response 1: I bought it from a very old antique dealer in Chinatown. He was like 100. And I went into his shop and I said "I'm looking for something special that I can give my high school class. To the school." 
 Response 2: OK, then I'd like to see you pick it up and bind some bills with that.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm your biggest fan. Can I call you Ms. Burgandy? 
 Response 1: My name is Kevaregi. I was named after a classical composer. 
 Response 2: Sure, I am married, but Ms. is fine.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I think, based on that story, we showed that it was you. 
 Response 1: You even filled in some of the parts. You acted it out. 
 Response 2: Another brother to love. Yay.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I told you they could hear us talking. 
 Response 1: Did they just confess to hearing us? Maybe everyone's finally being honest. Maybe that's what this room needs, Dean. 
 Response 2: Your penmanship needs work. I didn't realize when I picked up this chicken scratch that this was a confession from you. But now that I know this, you could have been cooler with me over the years.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Help me. 
 Response 1: You hear that? My car is displeased. 
 Response 2: I've got umm just this piece of string so can I brorrow the money from you?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: He one hundred percent was looking for me because I said something to him years ago in a foreign language that was not part of his native tongue. He took umbrage and has wanted to devour me, literally, ever since. 
 Response 1: Well of course it's ground glass. How else would I make glass grits? 
 Response 2: It wasn't because you didn't know the word Heimlich and that man died?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, Dr. Neidermeyer, do you still have those teeth you stole out of my mouth? 
 Response 1: Nah. The lines on my face are like a map of my journeys. 
 Response 2: Yeah, and we've come to render your very flesh, Dr.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Have you been to Hey, Girl? It's really fun. I get my hair cut there all the time. 
 Response 1: Your hair looks great. I like the back, the top, the sides, and the bottom. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I'm a sleep fighter. Hey, I could make some money off this.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Spencer, I don't know if I'm gonna make it. I'm so seasick. 
 Response 1: Marlene, I need you to just bear down and just get through this. This is our honey moon and we wanted to see some whales, and this is the way to do it. 
 Response 2: Luckily whatever it takes is just standing there and maybe shutting up.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're crying tears of joy. 
 Response 1: Crying is so terrifying but so marvelous. Thank you father. 
 Response 2: That seems overly ambitious. At home he just did the three balls.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is the first meeting of the condo society, that newscaster, I just don't think that she is our type. 
 Response 1: Yeah, they get inside you. And then, before you know it, you're hovering a few feet of the ground. Now, we can't have that. That's not a thing that can happen in life. You understand? 
 Response 2: I agree, I think that the way she sort of shimmers and the way you can reach through her is very unsettling. And it's not really the way we do things.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't remember making any specific wish other than, you know, just that I would finally find someone I could love and trust, but that's been something that just circles around in my head.  I'm so lonely. 
 Response 1: That's a tough one.  Did you specify a city?  Because, if not, that person could be anywhere.  I'm not going to assume a man or a woman.  That's not my place to judge. 
 Response 2: There's many churches, we're very developed here in Palm Springs, very Christian-like. Everything's normal. You really have your choice. Also we have a chapel here at The Parker resort.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Excuse me, I'm the owner of this Tesla dealership. Don't be thrown off by the fact that my penis is out. Is there anything I can do to help this sale go through? 
 Response 1: I mean, from your lips to God's ears. Of course, we'd love that. 
 Response 2: I was asking if I could use an Amex and then I believe he said "Fuck off." It's a platinum.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mr. Nelson saw the snake too. 
 Response 1: But it did not talk. It just said s'es. 
 Response 2: Humans, Martians, Slap people. The Slap people hate theater.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm William Shakespeare. I traveled from the past. 
 Response 1: Oh, that's why you know all those things. You're always speaking in verse. 
 Response 2: Yeah, like I want the number of flavors to be ten times the number of people in the Baskin Robbins. That's when I'm most comfortable.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I know you. You're the one who's changing this whole neighborhood into condos. 
 Response 1: Improving. We're improving this neighborhood. They'll be places for you to live. 
 Response 2: I quit because the stress got to me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Please exit to your left. Hope you had a great time on Batman the Ride. 
 Response 1: Thanks for nothing. We didn't get to go on the ride. 
 Response 2: Is there a camera back here? I feel like the goddamn pilot has commented on everything that we're doing.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: They're horse-sized? 
 Response 1: When someone else walks by that's wearing a costume, ask them what they are cosplaying as. 
 Response 2: Yes, they come from the equestrian department on floor six.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We just have to figure out where to invest this money or we're going to be taxed out the whazoo. 
 Response 1: I'm ready. I've settled everything. I've paid off all my credit cards. I've alerted the library. 
 Response 2: That's right. You have to invest smart and you have to create a shelter.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, you guys, are you going to the night at Disneyland tonight were everyone gets blackout drunk on a ride? 
 Response 1: Gee do you really think so? It's more than obvious that you are a horrible person. 
 Response 2: You mean GradNight? Yeah.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah, we literally hit them, say doink, and we run right out of there. 
 Response 1: It's OK, I'm not mad. 
 Response 2: It was a two part plan. The idea was that you hit 'em with the bones and then steal their treasure an trinkets and bring them back here. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mary, where were you when the hospital burned down? 
 Response 1: Isn't that the proof? I just called you Charlie. 
 Response 2: She was in the hospital. She was being operated on. It's cool if I answer the questions, right?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well the bell just kept ringing and ringing and i didn't know if it was my tinnitus or what. 
 Response 1: I'm sorry but you're not announcing anything at this very moment. Can you bring it down a notch? 
 Response 2: Well then you're in for a treat. I write mystery books that are secretly action books.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Jeremy, you're a peculiar boy, aren't you. 
 Response 1: Oh, this is Hall E. The bottom rung of the E was cut off by that guys giant hat. 
 Response 2: Yes. I don't want to be here. You don't want me here, but I'm here. I'm gonna make us some money.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah. My good friend and father Marion owns the theater. 
 Response 1: Right, and then Cedric the entertainer will show up. 
 Response 2: I wish I friend with my dad.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah but I was just wondering if you could, like, maybe write a letter to my dad just saying that I turned in all my work and that I'm probably the smartest girl in the class. 
 Response 1: Lisa, guess what? You graduated. I'm skipping you ahead. 
 Response 2: He's pacing a lot, he's not making eye contact, he's not threatening. I get it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: He probably went and sent like three more emails before he did it, just to insult us. 
 Response 1: He's so rude. You know what? I put all the sale items on the end caps in color order and then he put them by price. What sense does that make? 
 Response 2: I mean, yeah, you can. But, it's never going to happen.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mr. Mouse, put down that lighter and aerosol can right now. I've got a taser. 
 Response 1: Wonderful. Will you marry the rubbing alcohols for me? 
 Response 2: I've almost finished my work here anyway. Wreck-it Ralph is all burned up.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What's the one with little green bumps in it? 
 Response 1: That one is pistachio walnut. I'm one that likes to combine my nuts. 
 Response 2: That's right. I made it my signature move. Having shoes on.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's breakfast time. 
 Response 1: I feel very comfortable speaking into this microphone because it's not the barrel of a gun. 
 Response 2: I can't eat meat anymore. I'll eat fish.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We've got to get away from these people. It's crazy here. 
 Response 1: This is the weirdest fish taco stand that I've ever been at. 
 Response 2: No, and we might get on television.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yeah, my family owns the Dawn Treader.  There was a writeup about it in Wooden Boat Magazine. 
 Response 1: A lot of that comes from Auntie Cher. She takes a lot of pictures. 
 Response 2: I used to be a subscriber to that magazine until I moved, and they don't deliver to where I'm at now.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: To be honest, I did not think about the amount of knife work that would be required and these bandages keep getting wet so I have to keep stopping and changing them. 
 Response 1: Rodney, let me stop you right there. Here's what I think the issue is. It's not that you didn't learn anything in cooking school, because you clearly did. I think it's that you always seem to have just woken up. Were you just asleep just now? 
 Response 2: I'm offended. I'm taking off my fancy gloves. I challenge you to a duel.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mrs. Mayor, I'm so sorry. Let me drop my pants. Normally every time you see someone you screech at them if they have clothes on. 
 Response 1: OK, and here's your little bow tie. Oh, you look so handsome, Rubber Band. 
 Response 2: I was going through a difficult time. I'm clearly much more pleasant and agreeable now.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I was told to bring you some sustenance so you do not die. 
 Response 1: I might need some of these things. Anything could happen between here and there. 
 Response 2: Thanks, thanks. If you could, please, maybe just let us out of here instead?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That's racism though. Giraffe lives matter. 
 Response 1: Maybe, but I think it's scarier if I wear the mask. I am craving bananas now though. 
 Response 2: That's only true if you put a hash tag in front of your statement.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Printing photos is sort of obsolete now. 
 Response 1: Yes, that is why this is the last day we'll be open. We won't be processing photos anymore. We're closing up shop. 
 Response 2: Iceland is famous for its love of hot dogs. You're the one who read the book.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Of course II don't care about you. We're two complete strangers in the middle of a garden. 
 Response 1: Oh, God. I'm sorry. That was not supposed to be an open casket. I'm so sorry for showing Grandfather's mangled body. 
 Response 2: Oh, we're married and we're strangers?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I've got some good news. My wife did not put a voodoo curse on me. That's what you asked me. 
 Response 1: So many things have happened since then. For us to still not be able to dance is a travesty. 
 Response 2: I meant you have to figure out if you have one on you, you only know that one person didn't put one on you. That's not good enough.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't know if you could see what I was doing before you approached. 
 Response 1: Yes, Phyllis? 
 Response 2: I could not, my back was turned as I have previously established.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Sometimes I hear mom singing about your smoking in the shower. 
 Response 1: I do.  I come from southern tobacco money. 
 Response 2: Really? When did you hear her singing about it in the shower? How does the song go?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, spare the rod and spoil the child, Rudy. 
 Response 1: That's right. Let me go get my stick. 
 Response 2: They're like opposite people, you know?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Guess who got out of the car? 
 Response 1: I did, I asked him casual with a lowered voice. That's subtle. If it was blatant it would have been like "Hey, Mr. Did you mean Fahrenheit or Celsius?" 
 Response 2: Albert, you brought a dog.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Let's learn a little bit about macaws. Unfortunately, the parrots successfully escaped last night. There are sill hawks and macaws to learn about though. 
 Response 1: So, to the parrots, this is a parrot prison? 
 Response 2: That's what it would take for a woman like you, who looks like an angel with her wings cut off.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's Becky. Our new prize girl. Her name is Becky. 
 Response 1: So does she have big tits and is she ready to get on the air? 
 Response 2: Thank you Tina, I appreciate it. I mean, I know it's super inappropriate that we're dating, since you're my boss.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Why you so worried about what the chicken think about you?? 
 Response 1: I was going to ask the chicken what it thought of me because my momma never told me what she thought of me. She always said "If you get a chicken to like you, that means you're something." 
 Response 2: Oh, my God! I'm so sorry for your loss. Your father was a great man.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey Doris, you have a special day coming up, huh? 
 Response 1: I can validate your parking. 
 Response 2: I'm just going to relax and take it easy. I'm getting too old for a party.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Same for me. I unhook my gravity boots. I drop down. 
 Response 1: Yes. I don't want to be here. You don't want me here, but I'm here. I'm gonna make us some money. 
 Response 2: You're calling them gravity boots, but they're just like magnet boots you hang upside down in.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: All right, look. I'm tired. I need a swig of maple-cocaine paste. 
 Response 1: I was here for a Boys II Men concert. They were having a reunion. 
 Response 2: I want to try it. I only sell cocaine. I can't get into a tree.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Your father may or may not be Dr. Neidermeryer. 
 Response 1: Well done, that's real dentistry, Cran. I hope she didn't need that one. 
 Response 2: She said may or may not. We're no closer to the truth.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: There shouldn't be snot leaving your nose at this point. You're not sick, it seems. 
 Response 1: I think I have a weird allergy, maybe it's psychosomatic. 
 Response 2: You want to hear something crazy? We were just talking about you guys.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: He's breaking apart like those old commercials for  Contact where the pill would be open and all the little blue balls would come out. 
 Response 1: I went to the store and bought some frozen waffles. 
 Response 2: My god, he's just a pile of dust!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Leg Cramp, get out of that tree. There ain't peppers in that tree. If you want peppers, we can go to the  garden. 
 Response 1: I'm still looking. I'll let you know what I find. 
 Response 2: I don't know. I guess we could remember what foods our kids are allergic to and if they want  to go to New York City for their birthday.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Assistant, get me some slices of ham. 
 Response 1: I'm pretty good at talking about exactly what my life is with no jokes attached. 
 Response 2: Doctor, you've had 6 different kind of meats just today.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He seemed like he was just kind of sad and scared to be a police office. He knew he was a brute, so he got pushed into that job. But that wasn't the job he wanted. He probably wanted to be a pianist. 
 Response 1: Yeah, probably people judged him all of his life because of his height. So he became a cop. 
 Response 2: I would love to, Shaun, but I have to stay and terrorize this sales associate, apparently.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Guys, while you're cleaning this carpet, I want you to remember that celebrities will be walking on it. 
 Response 1: So, don't clean it too good, or what? 
 Response 2: Catarina, I can't believe it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mom, you're a ghost? Are you also from another planet? 
 Response 1: Yes. And I've come to deliver one final message to you before heading back to my planet. Your father's gay. 
 Response 2: Let me out of here, Dana. I need to win science fair and get this prize.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm gonna go get the camera. This is so special. 
 Response 1: Carolyn's opened up to you in a way we've never seen. She's adopted and we're constantly thinking about giving her back. 
 Response 2: Yeah, you sound a little like Nichols and May. They're one of my favorite duos.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You hit your ball into the storm drain. It's our ball now, little girl! 
 Response 1: Well, I am the King of Sudan. We have a lot of insurgents. Is there a way possibly we can take care of that? 
 Response 2: Yeah, stormers keepers! You can't have it back.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm not like you. I'm not like any of you. I'm needed.  
 Response 1: It's not great. You're accused of murder. And attempted murder. 
 Response 2: I'm really not like any of you. I'm a human being. I have feelings and people that love me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey Johnny, I have some new evidence. I think we're going to find this arsonist. I can't rest until this case of the St. Olaf burner is solved. 
 Response 1: Look, man, it's in the past. I got all these other papers stacking up on my desk with this type of stuff. 
 Response 2: Hi, I'm Steve. The baker. The American baker.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My wife is resting at home right now. She was injured in the rapids incident. 
 Response 1: Well I saw you by the side of the road. You just looked so sad. You had dirt smudges on your faces, you had one shoe. 
 Response 2: OK. Well, I'll head on over. I need to go drop some soup off to her anyway.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I realized at the last minute that none of my podcast title rhymed with burgers. So I thought, let's try alliteration.  
 Response 1: That was how we met. 
 Response 2: Alliteration is my favorite literary device.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You never let me see the scar. It's only a revenge thing to show your son. 
 Response 1: I know. Nobody likes him guys, but he's under contract. He'll be around for awhile. 
 Response 2: Well, I'm embarrassed of it. It's unsightly.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Uh, I tell you what, I wouldn't mind having some free wine right now because I hate my life, I hate being the treasurer of Freeport, and I hate Freeport, Illinois. 
 Response 1: Yeah, everyone in my life left me on the same day. My parents disowned me. My husband of three years walked out the door. All of the pets evacuated the apartment. 
 Response 2: Me, too. And I gotta tell you, I've been seeing this shrink for three months and I don't feel any closer to being mentally well. I can't even be excited about Christmas, to be honest with you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We'd open the door but it's one a time lock and can't open until Monday morning at 8am. 
 Response 1: That's right. I tell the assistant living facility that I have plans and they know I'm gone for the day. I mean, things have been arranged. 
 Response 2: By then you'll be drowning in nickels, Jesus Christ.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Just a moment ago it seemed like you were trying to communicate something negative to one another. 
 Response 1: Well, sure, we have problems like any other untraditional couple. 
 Response 2: I know a little bit about trials and tribulations from my study of scripture.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Should we get out of here? I know you've always wanted to come to this water park but I'm a little worried about these people. 
 Response 1: Oh, thank you Catarina. What a help you are. 
 Response 2: What if we try the Wisconsin Wells? It's the cheaper park across the street. Kind of like a California Adventure to Disneyland.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm your server. My name's Denise. Everything OK so far? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I better have another drink.  Thinking about this really gets me down.  This is not the way I wanted to ring in the new year. 
 Response 2: Our first bites we delicious. We had several bites. I can't even remember the first one.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Chris Christie, what are you doing here?  
 Response 1: Can I borrow your gavel? 
 Response 2: I think so. If we don't I'm worried this guy is going to eat the children. We want them to work not get eaten for goodness sake.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I said I'd like my trunks moved to the other corner of the room. 
 Response 1: Yeah, Franz Ferdinand and Natzis, they're in there now. 
 Response 2: Well, right away, ma'am. I will call for the porter. David, will you move this gentle lady's trunks from that side of the room to the other side of the room?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Can I get something that tastes good and has no calories? 
 Response 1: It is! The whole time. This is like our spot. 
 Response 2: Tastes good and has no calories? Water, gotcha.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: If I could ask you guys, could you just step aside just one second so they can order. 
 Response 1: You're getting in the way of my religious freedom by letting these non-believers go in front of me. 
 Response 2: You have to take off bite size pieces. That's the rule of life.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I didn't like the boxes over here. They need to be moved over there by later today. 
 Response 1: No, you sure didn't. Good call, boss. 
 Response 2: That was Jesus.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're gonna have to stick a leg in there and you're going to feel silly, but it's just recycling. So, it's clean. 
 Response 1: OK. That will take a little bit longer because you guys don't break your boxes down. 
 Response 2: It does because we like to be pedestrians because we're from New York.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Okay, let's just knock. 
 Response 1: It's my 40th birthday. Do you do anything where you put a candle in wine? 
 Response 2: Yeah, it took them so long to get to fight exchange one. I don't have the patience to wait for four more.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Look, babe! This place is filled with the stuff I love. So, let me kinda do my own thing for a while, and then the next vacation you can do your own thing and I'll kinda hang back. I think there's a couple bands here and stuff. 
 Response 1: How is that enforceable? It's a law? 
 Response 2: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage, your entertainment for this evening, Giant Alice Cooper.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Listen, I've been authorized to carry a taser. 
 Response 1: Yeah, we heard. Celeste sent out a memo via internet. 
 Response 2: Wow! You need a tan. 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I am having a peanut butter tasting. 
 Response 1: Is this a peanut butter flight I see before me? 
 Response 2: Yes. I'm Jazz Cangetatan. My skin can totally get a tan.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've been looking everywhere for The Boy's Store. And I can read. 
 Response 1: If you want to serve a buffalo, I hope you got a good elephant man on call. 
 Response 2: Don't worry about reading here. The Boy's Store is two stalls down.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I never said I loved my wife. 
 Response 1: Well, she established that she loved you by getting you cool voodoo presents. 
 Response 2: I can validate your parking.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Diane, you and I met some years ago when you had a different line of work. 
 Response 1: Oh, you mean when I was a whore.  Now, I just whore out flowers.  I've got to tell you.  Carnations are not actually blue.  We soak them in blue water.  Then, they soak it up and turn blue. 
 Response 2: Oh, that's what was burnt on the poem! Those were the missing words.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You know, out neighbor was across the street with a baby and she heard the noise of prying, but she didn't think anything of it because it was so brief. And then she told me she just felt terrible the next day. 
 Response 1: Maybe you could murder some fans after the show. 
 Response 2: Well, thank you for the thorough explanation about how you lost your handicap placard. You did all the character voices very well.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Objection! I'd like to cite the 1973 case of Mrs. Mary vs The People of California. 
 Response 1: Thank you Tina, I appreciate it. I mean, I know it's super inappropriate that we're dating, since you're my boss. 
 Response 2: Tim, you're objecting to our lawyer.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We could both go inside and talk to your wife. 
 Response 1: It spread all the way out here to the Indian Reservation, huh? It was a local story. Didn't know it would be such a big deal. 
 Response 2: Why don't you both go in. That would be good. Just a fresh perspective.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mom, why do you call daddy "sir"? 
 Response 1: Is that why you're here? This seems like a clerical error. 
 Response 2: Hey, shut your mouth, sir!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, I'll go out. I forgot. I'm not even on break. I just spilled some lettuce on my pants. 
 Response 1: OK. Just lay down. We will fill a tub with ice, leave you in it. Leave a message on the mirror - which will now be redundant. 
 Response 2: Oh, we probably shouldn't have all been here at the same time in the break room.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Was that on anyone's grave in particular? Like, is there a love story to go along with them? 
 Response 1: Is that this thing right here? No, that's a shoe. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I usually write the names down. These are from Terri Shivo. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: She had a bright star on her lapel. I think she's the sheriff. 
 Response 1: What? This town has gone to shit. I don't want to live no more in America. 
 Response 2: Oh, Mr. Madison, he means well, but he keeps giving us things that we're not able to use.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I feel like we should go try to get jobs. 
 Response 1: Yeah, now that I've got a jacket and you've got glasses, we're practically white! 
 Response 2: Yeah, I was a child performer. That's what I was getting at.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm sorry, Crocodear, but there's going to be storms ahead and, uh, it's going to be quite dangerous.? 
 Response 1: Yes, it is. We enjoy each other's company. We still have not had sex. 
 Response 2: Now, you promised me this honeymoon was going to be something special, Mario.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you have a veterinary emergency or not? 
 Response 1: I do. I thought my smart phone would tell you what was going on, but my pig Junior isn't feeling so well. 
 Response 2: Yes, there's the ice maker and the water in the front. Crushed and cubed.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You have to be as tall as the yeti's paw to ride the Yeti. 
 Response 1: Well, that let's me out, I guess. I can't believe I stood in this line for so long. 
 Response 2: You guys, calm down. I'm dating him.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I wish that television weren't so sinful and that I could go on the television with you and we could sing our songs of praise for all to see and love. 
 Response 1: You said I look like I have giraffe legs. 
 Response 2: Momma, you're preaching to the choir. That's my dream.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yes, you're always going off about modern things. You refuse to eat leftovers. You won't even read. 
 Response 1: Yeah, it's unfortunate.  I wish I would have thought about my outfit choice better before leaving the house.  When I looked in the mirror, I thought I was looking pretty sharp, but now I realize it makes me look like a smurf. 
 Response 2: Yes, books are old. Unless a book came out today, and it's on audio, I don't participate.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We're also going to need a team manager and we were hoping that you would help out with that. Don't you know business? 
 Response 1: Yeah, but when people come in they always seem to want those, so that's what I assumed with you. 
 Response 2: Yes, I know business. I'm great at it. I had my own company and transformed buildings into bird houses.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The next step is to walk past, brush by her, throw my drink on her and not say sorry. 
 Response 1: Yeah, if I'm big again, nobody wants me as a nurse. 
 Response 2: So, you have to do this even though she has already fallen love with you?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah, the guy has mind powers or something. 
 Response 1: You haven't noticed the similarities? Look at my face. Look at my cheek. We have the same face a cheek. That's my brother. He told me five years ago he was going to take down this park and open up his own. He got you, the same way he got me. The same way he tricked me into buying that super-absorbent shirt. I never should have left this up to you to fix. This is something I'll have to do on my own. 
 Response 2: Well, here it goes. Sayonara!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, I have just the job for you. The first job is to build a numbered background. And then stand there and ask people to let you guess their height. 
 Response 1: Will do, can do, and must do, sir! 
 Response 2: Right, what we need to do to defeat his legion of terra cotta seven foot women.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sir, there's no food or drink allowed in here either. 
 Response 1: Well Chris, that's because you won't play my man vs. man hunting game I like to play. Haven't you seen me playing? 
 Response 2: I can't bring this piece of pizza in? It's a part of my act.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Marge, while this human tragedy is taking place, I think we can probably get away from Golgatha and actually not go back to help. 
 Response 1: Oh, I thought you were going to say we could have a quickie. 
 Response 2: Oh, God. No son of mine is gonna work at a Quiznos. You've got to get out of this house.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is a travesty. 
 Response 1: Oh, this is Hall E. The bottom rung of the E was cut off by that guys giant hat. 
 Response 2: Jesus, you suck. You're a horrible lawyer. Those ads make you sound good.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Steve, I was hungry and broke into your house to steal some cereal. Your wife was there and she wanted me to put her out of her misery. So, I smothered her and she's with Satan now. 
 Response 1: Babe, you are the love of my life. I care about you. You are the sunshine in my fucking life. 
 Response 2: Oh, I didn't know if I had even mentioned that they were satanists. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Please don't judge me. I never clean my purse out. 
 Response 1: I'm not gonna judge you if you don't judge me for being in the state that I'm in. 
 Response 2: Wow! You own everything in this office? 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mrs. Applebaum? Do you have the flask on you that you have in your classroom? 
 Response 1: Well, I mean, of course. I keep it in my stocking, at the very top of my thigh, so it's always warm. But I can't give it to you. You haven't officially walked yet. That would be bad. 
 Response 2: We're different guys than we were yesterday.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This line is so long to get into see Rex Ryner. 
 Response 1: I know look at it, it's stretching around the block! 
 Response 2: Well, I'm Odin, so I can make stuff happen. I don't know what clout you guys have.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is like a Lady Macbeth situation. You do whatever she tells you to. 
 Response 1: Well, yes I am. It's fall. 
 Response 2: If you keep talking like that she's going to order me to slap you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: There were tons of people laying all over the ground at the concert. 
 Response 1: I'm a little worried this is above my... I'm the social media manager for this aquarium. I just don't think this falls into my category. 
 Response 2: Oh, my God. Do you think we're the last humans alive?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Having your phone on in court is incredibly unprofessional. 
 Response 1: Oh my God, I don't deserve your compliments. 
 Response 2: I just really love the clicking sound.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I can't believe there were stilts here. Who would leave perfectly good stilts in a parking lot? 
 Response 1: Yeah, like a sitcom neighbor duo. 
 Response 2: There was the Ringling Brother's Big Top Circus here earlier.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, normally you're five when you're in Kindergarten. It's been ten years, so I'm 15 which means if I went through the school system like a normal person I'm a sophomore in high school. 
 Response 1: You're in London. 
 Response 2: But you didn't because of that strange accident.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm going to make a little teeny-tiny seance chamber. Who's in? 
 Response 1: Um, sure, I mean I can talk to the dead. So that seems like I have something to offer. I also have a soothing voice. 
 Response 2: Oh, thanks. It's probably this blasted dress. You look handsome yourself.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't know where I am. Everything's dark and it's kind of wet and moist in here. 
 Response 1: I found a bunch of samples in here but they're all disgusting. 
 Response 2: We'll do it with these rubix cubes.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I didn't realize that the show was going to be so food crazy. 
 Response 1: Now here's the thing. The fudge can fit in your carry-on because our fudge is very dense. Regular size, but weighs a thousand pounds. 
 Response 2: Well, it was, Clark. I think everyone else here understood that. Everyone else put their best foot forward.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What about that bucket? Is he coming to life? I've seen Fantasia. 
 Response 1: Me? You're talking about me? You thought I was a bucket? Really? Me? The guy who's just a mailbox? Yes! I am a bucket. Yes. 
 Response 2: The tuna salad wasn't good. I trust that cafe for tuna.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: She got murdered by a woman named Beth. Isn't that ironic? 
 Response 1: Now that's funny. I'd like to see that on a television show. 
 Response 2: Hold on, let me getting the stuffing bag. And it's level four stretchy-ness.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Look at that weird coked-up fish. Somebody grab him. 
 Response 1: He went in that vent. Now he went in that little Ferrari. 
 Response 2: Gaston, Gaston. You must not be so quick to kill always. Maybe we kill her. For now we wait.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We both sleep on the top bunk because the bottom bunk is too dangerous. 
 Response 1: It's too dangerous!  That's where people get strangulated! 
 Response 2: He's getting big now and his blood is almost pure cocaine.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Look at the banner! It says Rex Ryner here today! 
 Response 1: Idiots. We're gonna fuck with those guys. 
 Response 2: Look at that it does! And it has a huge crotch bulge too!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, we're going to get, like, a big hat, okay?  And I'm going to wear this hat, and then you're going to sneak up the robes and then nobody knows.? 
 Response 1: Did we? Becky does not speak for the whole group. 
 Response 2: Okay, I'm very tormented as a member of the Swiss Guard to go along with this terrible plan.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yes. I'm Jazz Cangetatan. My skin can totally get a tan. 
 Response 1: I got my own ticket, babe. I thought you had one. 
 Response 2: Jazz, what's wrong with your wrists and fingers?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I like you even though you've got a past and some problems. 
 Response 1: I was in an abusive relationship. It hurts too much to talk about it. 
 Response 2: Yeah, my daughter, I sent her out for some beer and I think she might have come here. Do you know if she came around here? She hasn't come back with my beer and I'm getting worried.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You look at all of my eyes when you talk to me. They're my eyes. 
 Response 1: Well, I'm a snake. I have very small eyes, so it's hard. You kind of have like a blackberry of eyes. It's hard to look at all of them, you know, there's a lot. 
 Response 2: We call him Pinky because we don't like him.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, that was my alternate personality.  I don't take responsibility for that. 
 Response 1: Bulene!  You wasn't even doing a Denise voice when you read that poem!  You panicked up there!  You choked! 
 Response 2: Let's see. In Bible times, people lived to be thousands of years old. 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I realize now, in this square, all is perfect. All is good. 
 Response 1: Oh, my God! It's three times the size of him. 
 Response 2: Your memory is getting worse and worse.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Starting now, you will live with the horses. 
 Response 1: Sounds good to me. Now I don't have to run away anymore. 
 Response 2: Jesus, you suck. You're a horrible lawyer. Those ads make you sound good.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That spray is the only thing Rufus loves in this world anymore. 
 Response 1: Oh, yeah, this was earlier today. It was ripped straight from the headlines. 
 Response 2: I feel like it might be contributing to the decline of his health, because he's not supposed to like it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah and how about we put some spareribs in there. 
 Response 1: Ho, ho, ho. Santa will give you anything you want, little girl. 
 Response 2: Oh my god, that's insane. Tom, you're so insane.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: How are you? 
 Response 1: That is a terrific idea. No other network will be able to top this. 
 Response 2: I'm fine, thanks for asking, my private plane had to make an emergency landing in this tiny town.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Thanks for uploading my consciousness to the systems computer. I've been hanging out with voice lady. 
 Response 1: I did too. Why would you have a rope if you didn't hang yourself? 
 Response 2: It's been pretty good so far.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I noticed that you've got on a nice tool belt with quite a few hammers and wrenches. 
 Response 1: Did being born in Palm Springs make you gay? 
 Response 2: Yeah, you know, they say take nothing but pictures and leave nothing but footprints, but I also like to leave some nice repair work.  I might fix a door hinge or a clasp.
Output: Response 2