niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: I'm not sure about putting a candle in the wine, since it's liquid. 
 Response 1: Right, but what about the floating candles they sell over at Home Goods? 
 Response 2: Those are the most sincere thank yous I have ever received.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hold on a second, kids. There is nothing more American than The Price is Right. And if this show goes on, we go on. I don't care if it is September 12. 
 Response 1: But mom's dead, dad. The funeral is today. 
 Response 2: Maybe not, but I feel like I've got some good questions about life and stuff.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Can you describe the person that robbed the pet store? 
 Response 1: Yes, it was a child. It was one of those bossy kids with a really mean face. 
 Response 2: Yep, you can eat all you want at the buffet in the hospital inside a convention center in Scottsdale, Arizona on the hottest day of the year and you can still sleep with anybody you want to.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, Z-Quil sounds like a great marinade. 
 Response 1: If you don't kill him, I will kill you. 
 Response 2: It looks pretty because it's purple and it's unusual. You don't see that often.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: OK. I'd like a book to teach my child the vowels. 
 Response 1: All I got is this old book on ants, and I'll let it go for a nickle. You poor person. 
 Response 2: I said there was a chapel on the property, but it was a lie.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Roger had an urgent intestinal need and he thought my office was the bathroom. 
 Response 1: It was a bad omelet. 
 Response 2: You're just sort of mumbling it. Can I be Jake instead?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I think she needs the Heimlich. 
 Response 1: If we take the time to report this. We'll probably end up having to answer a lot of questions to the police. Then we don't have to paint my mom's kitchen. 
 Response 2: My bones have no more calcium in them but i'll try.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm never going to say the word horse as long as I live. 
 Response 1: Well, why would you promise that? We're at a stable. You can say horse. 
 Response 2: Well, I'm sure I'm sorry for how I've been pronouncing it all these years.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What's your emergency, sir? 
 Response 1: I'm being held against my will and being forced to work at a Houston's restaurant by Mr. Sam Houston, hero of Houston's Attrition War. 
 Response 2: Sorry, we're just indulging in a little post coital mysticism. 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yes, between Russia and the US. All the battles took place in cold climates. 
 Response 1: There were so many grudges, especially with John. 
 Response 2: Getty Lee! We're Rush. We're a Canadian supergoup. We gotta go out there.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yeah, it's like a ball of light that floats along and lures people over to the Mars. 
 Response 1: It's like a cat's hairball. 
 Response 2: Oh, thank you. I've been told I have one of those faces.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Wrinkle Pants ate a lot of fruit and that's why you gotta have his body, Cracker. 
 Response 1: Because even dead, it's in better condition than my body? 
 Response 2: Are you doing some sort of investigation right now?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Didn't she say she played a piano in the shower? She doesn't sound right to me. 
 Response 1: Sure, let me just fish around for it. It's in this drawer somewhere. 
 Response 2: What kind of shower is that wide? Unless she was playing in a YMCA, she's very likely a robot killer so we have to be very careful, Todd.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I think there's a Ted Talk going on over there at the McCormick Place. 
 Response 1: We should head over there after the ceremony. 
 Response 2: Yeah, my ears and antennae. were burning.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Councilmen, as you know we've never had a partner in the televangeli before. I think we should talk this over. 
 Response 1: That's how we graduated from 5th grade. 
 Response 2: Well, there was a lot of emotion in her devotion. I don't see a problem with it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're gorgeous, Tia. 
 Response 1: Thank you. I have a new sun hat. Would you like to see me without it? 
 Response 2: I'm wearing a doctor's costume, it's Halloween, so it's OK.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I think my short term memory is fine, but my mid term and long term memory aren't so good. There's an area in the middle that completely goes blank. 
 Response 1: It should be called 365 hot moms trying to work their way through a grocery list. 
 Response 2: You hardly ever hear people talk about mid term memory. There's short term, long term and then mid term, where you're just remembering stuff from a couple months ago.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You wanna come in the room or are you just going to lurk there? 
 Response 1: I'm just going to kind of hang out by the door 'cause I gotta head to the hospital soon. Gotta make my rounds. 
 Response 2: Well, I had pneumonia. It was walking pneumonia.  You don't sit away in your bedroom when you can walk with it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You read that. I did get two PhDs. One in semibiotics and also medicine. 
 Response 1: Wow, I was mad before, but I really respect a woman who's educated, so, congratulations Donna. 
 Response 2: All I've ever heard him say is "It's a trap."
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Do you have your handcuffs? We'll need them if we're going to turn this guy in. 
 Response 1: Oh, sorry about that. I thought you were interested in my life. 
 Response 2: Of course I do. I never leave anywhere without them.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Brigadier Private, we have exciting news to share with you 
 Response 1: What? Take too long to do things? Your elections would beg to differ. 
 Response 2: Oh, let me guess. Is it free churro day? That's my favorite day of the month.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'd like to cut slack all day long, but the truth of the matter is we're running a business here, not a nudist beach. 
 Response 1: Yeah, 90 minutes would have been fine. 
 Response 2: You know what? I quit. I'm going to use all this time to start trying to heal my mind.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Being shot in the calf is not life threatening and for the rest of your life you have a cool limp. 
 Response 1: Oh, sorry. Let me finish this cheese. 
 Response 2: Yeah, man cool limps. Who wouldn't want one. Maybe I can have you shoot my calf.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Kelly Sue is the star of the show. Everyone knows her. 
 Response 1: I've been performing here for 15 years, but I'm not a day over 25. 
 Response 2: It's so paper thin I can't even see it. Am I holding it?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This I swear to you, my brothers, I am telling the truth.  There, does that satisfy you? 
 Response 1: For the time being.  It wouldn't be the first time the baby brother has committed some sort of error in telling the truth, would it? 
 Response 2: I'm equally thrilled, but I'd be more thrilled if we got our daughter our of the car, so she can enjoy the beautiful pleasures of Not Scary Farm.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Cheryl's never going to know what's coming for her. 
 Response 1: Oh, lead with both. Mix them together. Use one word from each sentence and we'll decipher it. 
 Response 2: Whoa, you look like you're gonna beat her up.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: These are two things that you didn't mention at dinner. You live with your mother and you're a magician. 
 Response 1: Both of those things are more like a third date thing. 
 Response 2: Linda, I've longed for this day. Please enter my lighthouse.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Ma'am, we must let you know that you are exotic to us. 
 Response 1: I just want to say that I'm a sociopath and all I care about is myself and my own fortunes. If there's a way that Melissa can be in a relationship and still maintain a successful business, I'd be OK with that. 
 Response 2: We have never met a person with your particular speech patterns or peanut butter flights.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Adelle, I feel like I'm into doing crazy things now. I started this business.  
 Response 1: We do need you. Don't think about the bands I was in. Think about the band I am in with you and you. 
 Response 2: You do seem very changed and considering that I first married you to get my green card, it  blossomed into a relationship of love.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Can't we pick the lock and get into the laundry mat that way? 
 Response 1: Yeah, does anybody know how? It seems like that would be the easiest route. 
 Response 2: I keep my thumb tucked in when I point. But yeah I guess you have a point with the other three.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is everyone comfortable with being murdered? 
 Response 1: Well, I've always wanted to be in show business. So, this could be a real stepping stone for me to take a risk and brave actress. 
 Response 2: Can I be honest with you? I don't like it. You seem to be absorbing a lot of the water in the park.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We had a plug that came loose and we had to plug it back. You know how it is. 
 Response 1: Yeah, like our Commodore 64, lamps, computers. Technology. Cool stuff. 
 Response 2: It's obvious we're all covered in sweat.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That's a lot of vomit. How much shrimp cocktail did he eat? 
 Response 1: Well, yes. That's what  pediatrician does. We take care of children. 
 Response 2: We had extra this morning. Didn't want it to go to waste.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: These doughnuts are pretty good, I gotta admit. 
 Response 1: Yes, I can make dreams come true, but not just any dream. 
 Response 2: They're good until they're not. The third doughnut is where everything turns.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I've been here for three years. I'v just been walking around for three years. 
 Response 1: I'm not gonna lie. That's a little demoralizing to hear. 
 Response 2: Yeah, it's probably going to take her like ten minutes to put it on.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You may not recognize me. I was in a 70's movie. It was a little movie called Foxy Brown. 
 Response 1: Excuse me? This is a medical hospital. 
 Response 2: You were correct at the beginning. I don't recognize you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Look, you and your brother are kind creeping everybody out. You got these weird looks on your faces. You're throwing ice cream on the ground and you're saying "it wasn't us who did it." You're blaming somebody that nobody can see. 
 Response 1: That's right. Targin did it. He's causing a lot of trouble and my brother Stewart is catching flak for it. It's not fair. 
 Response 2: We got back together after the Hot Topic guy and, she loves to work retail - it's like hot for teacher, but for store managers. I would take her back every fucking time. She also loved her Petco manager.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So, Caroline and Claptrap. Did you know that right outside the panic room I have just the most wonderful, Hi-Fi stereo and mint vinyl records of just anything you could imagine? 
 Response 1: That's right.  All of us got the same exact tattoo. 
 Response 2: It's literally vintage. I saw it on the way in. Pearled exterior. You have to see it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What's the point of finishing this movie, no one's going to watch our movies in the future anyway. 
 Response 1: Of course I will. All right, little David, you get right down, you hear? 
 Response 2: I think you're right, darling. I think you're right. I think we belong to history now and no one will ever look upon us again.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This is rubber band. Holds together bills. 
 Response 1: It's Irish, Swedish, and Russian. 
 Response 2: OK, then I'd like to see you pick it up and bind some bills with that.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Dad, let me make you this promise. If my debut is absolutely atrocious and I make someone smash their face against a wall because they don't want to hear me sing anymore, I'll quit the opera and do something else. 
 Response 1: Well, that's a deal then. I guess I won't smash you in the face with this rock. 
 Response 2: It's a powdery beer, too.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Please come home. I'm so sorry about everything. I don't want you to start a new life. Please don't leave your old life with your family who loves you. 
 Response 1: But mom, it's June 20th. I can't take another summer of just casual summer Buddhism. 
 Response 2: Yeah. What's a football game without fans?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You ladies look like you've been  through heck and so do you sir. 
 Response 1: The giant? You have a crush on that giant? 
 Response 2: Nothing. I'm not saying a word. I'm not telling anything.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I think my dad is way worse than your dad. 
 Response 1: I was locked in a cage by Bigfoot. 
 Response 2: Well, given I just saved my dad from being murdered by your dad, I actually am going to agree with that. You can come stay with us if you want.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't need a compass. My eyes are my compass. 
 Response 1: Dark Crystal, you're treading on dangerous water. 
 Response 2: They sure are, look how they spin.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I remember I was at a jazz club and I saw this young lady. She was enjoying the jazz music. I went up to giver her a hug and she turned around. Now, I find myself here. 
 Response 1: Maybe we shouldn't have had this meeting during business hours. 
 Response 2: Oh, that's weird. It's like she teleported you or something.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Also, I should tell you, all the closets they have little closets inside. 
 Response 1: Newsflash, there ain't no North Street in Philly. There ain't no East Street, no West Street, there's only South Street. 
 Response 2: Okay, how many?  Is it like a Russian nesting closet?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The truth is, Tina, I've always loved you. And seeing these two people here today, in love, it just reminded me of that. I know I see you every day, but they reminded me that I love you, Tina. 
 Response 1: I've been dreaming about this happening. I didn't want to smell like shrimp and stew though. 
 Response 2: I mean, it gave me a chill hearing about it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It sounds like finding these parrots is the only way to redeem yourself for these kids. 
 Response 1: Oh, boy. I've got to keep looking for these parrots. I almost forgot. 
 Response 2: Maybe. But I am not a good doctor.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I need quarters. Does anybody have quarters? 
 Response 1: I think so. Through genetic testing, splicing and some top notch engineering, we have no idea what the future holds for us. 
 Response 2: Oh, I run a nail salon, girl. We don't use quarters.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Tell us a secret about the Harlem Globetrotters. They play here don't they? 
 Response 1: Boy, isn't that the truth. A whale's belly is like the coal mine of the sea. 
 Response 2: I can tell you a secret about them. All those games were fixed.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You know, I tried to be a fireguy one time. That might have been the main problem, that I kept calling it fireguys. 
 Response 1: I like it. You're real folksy. That's cool. 
 Response 2: You guys crash landed from a trip around the world didn't you!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Please, David, do insert that punch card into me. Under my arm. 
 Response 1: Under the flap? It's weird that you're a robot with flapy skin. 
 Response 2: Be-cod it could. And you hit that "d" so hard.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Chuck never told me he was an inventor. Demetrius, can you believe that? 
 Response 1: He was busy on his phone playing Plants vs Zombies. I just figured I'd go with it and keep the reality real. So, I bit him. 
 Response 2: I can't. I also can't see the contraption in his hand. I think working in a goldsmith factory is taking my sight.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You got the higher-ups up my ass, and I can't handle this type of pressure. 
 Response 1: Oh no, no, no, I... I wasn't... This is crazy but I was actually facing the lens out to the world. I don't know what does that anymore but I just... 
 Response 2: Look, you said you were two weeks from retirement a month ago. Why are you still even here?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Wow, he's never done that before. Wow. Just this morning he could only remember three different kinds of margaritas. 
 Response 1: I know, and now I got the other 64. 
 Response 2: Hi, I'm Steve. The baker. The American baker.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Do you still want the sex with the two guys? 
 Response 1: Yes, of course. Because of Jim's haunting me. 
 Response 2: That's right. I'm from hell.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I just need to buy a bible, lady. 
 Response 1: That's Maloney's signature catchphrase. He's been coming to concerts for years. 
 Response 2: I'm so sorry. Please, go ahead. They are alphabetically organized.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This isn't your job either, as security? What is this, like a volunteer militia? 
 Response 1: Oh, no. My own children didn't come so it's nice to have this lovely couple here. 
 Response 2: I gotta do this or I go back to jail.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm making meatballs for dinner. 
 Response 1: He's just played a little bit, but I hope he sings. I want to hear that dulcet voice. 
 Response 2: I would like to help. I have a very particular set of skills.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: And then we can call your parents to come get you. 
 Response 1: That's right. I remember I had a friend who was a ladle. Another friend was an egg timer. 
 Response 2: OK, but I don't think they're going like that. Well, they thought I'd look so much like a frog. They brought me the aquarium than just stuck me in the octopus tank. And octopus is the murdered of the sea.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm glad you're moving on with your life and I'm glad that I have the key to where you live. 
 Response 1: I am too. I think this was the smartest idea so we can both see the poster. 
 Response 2: Oh, so I guess you've made peace with it. Don't lead with that when you meet people though.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Do you have a horse tranquilizer? 
 Response 1: Wait a minute, Doris, wouldn't you be interested to know if there's a world out there in which you succeeded with your swimming pool, and another where you didn't? To see what happened? 
 Response 2: Oh, sure. Do you feel like going into a k-hole?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You've lost a lot of weight for your daughter. 
 Response 1: Uh-huh. I'm doing a full McConaughey for her. Lost weight, bleached my hair. I'm walking now. 
 Response 2: I could use some help, yes. Might you grab a milk pail for me to stand upon?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Guys, I think we gotta face facts. We're never going to get these boxes moved by tonight. 
 Response 1: What are we going to do? Featherman's up there waiting on us. 
 Response 2: Yeah, mine's got holes.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Spirits of the corn field. It's me, Mr. house flipper. 
 Response 1: Finally, you've made it here. What do you want from us. 
 Response 2: Oh my god, here he comes.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, this is new.  He wasn't there the first time. 
 Response 1: Uh, yeah.  No, no, no.  I was in the bathroom.   
 Response 2: The blimp ticket must be used now. 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So you named yourself and raised yourself, Claptrap? 
 Response 1: Yeah. I named myself first, then raised myself. I didn't know what names were because I was in the woods by myself. But I liked the sound of a clap. 
 Response 2: Wait until you hear what your eye craters can't see above us. It's an airshow!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You shouldn't roll up watercolor paper. 
 Response 1: You don't have to go to school to know that. 
 Response 2: So probably that's a better thing to say. Non-Swiss cheese.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Look, I don't know if you remember, but Mr. Clinton left a fountain pen here. And, it's very important to him. So important that twenty-five years later, he needs this pen in the Oval office. 
 Response 1: I feel like I'm being eaten alive by fire ants. 
 Response 2: Like a fancy nice pen? Almost like the pen that I used to grade my little daughter's homework papers.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That's great, you can make the drapes. I'll make some food. I'm sure you have some sort of food in here. 
 Response 1: You know, I do have some food. I didn't plan on having guests when I had the panic room built. There is food though. 
 Response 2: I know. I've seen you all ride side saddle just like the English do.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You shouldn't do any interrogations in this park. There are a lot of lawyers around. 
 Response 1: Larry, you're right. Oh god, here I go. 
 Response 2: Excuse me, did someone say interrogation? Is someone being questioned here?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: OK. I have a follow up question. You're a smoker, right? It's our understanding that you had a doctor get you a pack of cigarettes, while you were in the hospital. 
 Response 1: Yeah, Paul. What are you going to do? 
 Response 2: What is smoking anyway? What does that actually mean to smoke?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: All right, look, your mother and I are going to get back together. We're going to go live in our house and you can buy all the records that you want. 
 Response 1: This is half good news. You guys make each other miserable. 
 Response 2: Yes, I have a roll of film. Let me rummage through my purse. Oh, sorry, there's a pair of underwear.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Alright, how do we keep these people in line? 
 Response 1: I know, we're losing them right and left. They think they have free will. We can't have it. 
 Response 2: Oh, yeah! I'm gonna get her!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Somebody from our family has got to go back to where we came from. We're hill people. We're Scotch Irish. I can't fly because my head will explode under pressure. 
 Response 1: I thought you were going to get that trap door put in your skull? 
 Response 2: So wait, maybe Edgar hasn't been here for 45 years. Maybe it's been less time than that. Maybe no time at all has passed since you entered this painting, or since I've entered this painting.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I thought you were going to make him big again? 
 Response 1: Let's ask her some riddles! 
 Response 2: For what? For free? I'm running a business here. He never paid for the first time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Is there any way to make that lamb be silent? 
 Response 1: Oh please, Percy, I come from a gambling family. That's how granny made all of her money. Off of molasses. She won it in a bet. 
 Response 2: This lamb is our daughter, Carolyn.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So that's the entire prophecy? You're the common thread. Everything's here. 
 Response 1: Well, part of it was written in Spanish, and I don't know Spanish, so I'm hoping we don't need that part. 
 Response 2: Oh they wrote it down did they, yeah look at that there it is in writing they are mad I guess that we should go apologize.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: He's coming onto Barb really strong. 
 Response 1: He's the pudding phantom. 
 Response 2: I know, and the way he's fingering his chains make me nervous.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm not going to tell you my name, you scum. Look at you, you look like a pinata. 
 Response 1: Wow look, you are already growing fangs and a tail! 
 Response 2: Hey, these pinatas don't come cheap. I gotta steal them out of the place where they fix my car.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You haven't noticed my octagonal spectacles? 
 Response 1: I actually did notice those, did you have them made in octagonia? 
 Response 2: Oh, it'll suck up all the juices and be delicious at the end of the meal. They'll be so exciting.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What's that you got there, Aslan? 
 Response 1: It's a satchel with a decapitated head. Actually, the body is decapitated, I think. 
 Response 2: Yeah, and we've come to render your very flesh, Dr.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I want to establish a bunch of museums here at Fort Haven. I want them all over the place, all different kinds of things. 
 Response 1: Oh, sure. We can do a natural history, science and military. 
 Response 2: Oh, sorry, we just got deep in conversation.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've seen that one, and you know John Cryer was originally up for that lead role. 
 Response 1: He was up for the role of Seaman Beaumont. 
 Response 2: Alright, you have to mark them out before you put them in the bin.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, my God. The door closed by itself. 
 Response 1: What? That seems like ghost activity. 
 Response 2: We own a comic book store and we're pretty nerdy, but you knowing that is nerdy.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: All right Todd, go ahead and sing your funeral song. 
 Response 1: Thank you. I hate microphones. So, that's not something I would ever do. 
 Response 2: You better do it good, or we're going to kill you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh sorry, let me take my pants off. I didn't see you there Mrs. Mayor. 
 Response 1: Because of your all Frito diet, you are the healthiest 103 year old on the planet. 
 Response 2: Thank you. I am getting used to this.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Dad, I just want to let you know I forgive your ignorance. I forgive your beatings and your lying. I forgive you for hurting mom and for encouraging my brother to be a sadist. 
 Response 1: Well, those apologies and your tears sound very sincere, so thank you very much. 
 Response 2: I know who you are too and now everyone knows how we both are.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We haven't had a chance to try the doughnuts yet. But I wonder if there's something wrong with them, since none of the other people in the town are eating them. 
 Response 1: I'm sure that happens to a lot of New England natives. Know your limitations. 
 Response 2: Are you accusing us, sir, of not enjoying Crimpcrumper Doughnuts, the #1 industry in this town?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Look at you  you have a monicle and a hat you're perfect. 
 Response 1: Oh, I'll go out. I forgot. I'm not even on break. I just spilled some lettuce on my pants. 
 Response 2: You know what you're right and I will never run out of monocles either because I have to rent a ten by ten storage locker just to store all of them.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yes, this is a barren wasteland. It's no longer useful. I drink during the day and then come to tennis. But, no balls! I'm not ready. 
 Response 1: It's like we're two threesomes. 
 Response 2: It's not called tennis ball, it's called tennis. We don't need a ball!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I heard there were samples. I don't fell like we're in the right part of the maze. 
 Response 1: All right, but my dad, he almost always gets money upfront. 
 Response 2: I know, this is what I came here for. We gotta find some samples or I'm not going to feel like I have worth as a human being.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Fine, but no fast moves, sonny. Don't get any ideas. 
 Response 1: Just getting some ice. Filling it up from the fountain. I'm terrified. Never had a gun pointed at me before. 
 Response 2: That  sounds good. Are you calling a band meeting?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Forgive us, King. How did we not know it was you. 
 Response 1: I'm a bad man. I can't believe the King is here. 
 Response 2: It's so paper thin I can't even see it. Am I holding it?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I know, Whole Foods 365 was just full of hot moms. What were we thinking about going there for love? 
 Response 1: Sounds good to me. Now I don't have to run away anymore. 
 Response 2: It should be called 365 hot moms trying to work their way through a grocery list.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: And I think a lot of people are getting a little, well, they think it's odd Juliet's nine months pregnant on stage.  She's a virgin. 
 Response 1: She's 13 years old, for Christ's sake. 
 Response 2: I always forget about that third guy. Do we even know he was there? You never see him.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Things feel different now that I've changed the Wikipedia entry. 
 Response 1: Senior is gone. He mysteriously passed away several years ago. 
 Response 2: Dillon's my cool name. Dillon Tristan.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You are flop sweating. And also you look like you're two people wearing a trench coat. 
 Response 1: Ketchups don't marry each other at all. Marry ketchups means mixing them together. Look what I'm doing here. 
 Response 2: OK, this is about my alleged history of kidnapping, right? It's not true.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Wait a second, you eat chicken?? 
 Response 1: I was going to say, that seems like a misstep Mr. Carl Simmons. 
 Response 2: I actually thought he was talking about Goofy.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There's no tanning bed in your attic? 
 Response 1: The accommodations get worse the higher up you go. 
 Response 2: That's right. I call it a craw daddy. That's what it is. It's a daddy that crawls around. 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Our primary export are those little rocking horses. 
 Response 1: Oh, boy. This is a good year too. Everyone needs one of those rocking horses. 
 Response 2: I know.  You have.  Look, you're not on trial here.  I guess this one is on me to come up with more examples.  Well, they're always putting on golf cleats.  I know that much.  
Output: Response 1
Prompt: These hands can create 3D images that can move on their own? 
 Response 1: Thank you, Mrs. Applebaum. 
 Response 2: Can you turn us back before this monologue?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: But of course you can taste my whipped cream. 
 Response 1: Uh, half the people have gotten off and half the people have stayed on. Nobody knows what's going on. 
 Response 2: Budino, you never let us dip our fingers in your whipped cream.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I feel like I can actually feel the holograms. 
 Response 1: That's because the quality is amazing, except for the physical movements. 
 Response 2: That must have been when you assumed the persona of Plantains Pete.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, you know, he's 23. 
 Response 1: That's 105 in dog years. 
 Response 2: Alright, we'll do that. She leads everything.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I should also mention I can only hold about 200 words in my head at a time. 
 Response 1: So, are you all fulled up right now? How do you know when you're at capacity? 
 Response 2: And also a funeral for your uncle.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You couldn't remember a single margarita on the menu. 
 Response 1: When you get cold, I get scared that you're dead. 
 Response 2: Yeah and, by the way, you told a little lie to Ray about that.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Poseidon, do you know my family? 
 Response 1: I know of them. They are the people that owned the bank and they shut down my family farm. 
 Response 2: That sounds great! You get a trip and you're on a trip and you're on a trip!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't know what to do about my piano. Should I take it to somebody? It's gotta be so waterlogged by now. 
 Response 1: Well, I mean, if you're still able to play it, it sounds all right. Maybe just tip it over and dump out the excess water. 
 Response 2: Good one, Roger. Good one. I think you should order her into the shed.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Please sit down on this nice ottoman. 
 Response 1: Oh, thank you. This is a nice doily. The stitch work looks like it's that doily from the murder of the old lady that collected calico cat sculptures. 
 Response 2: You're mom's awesome, Rob.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm full of gasoline. 
 Response 1: I feel like this is very good for us. Maybe we won't have to go out of business after all. 
 Response 2: Why don't you put that down and have some of this oatmeal? Our chef is great here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Free of this life? I'm down for moving the boxes, but I don't want a suicide pact. 
 Response 1: No, no, I meant free of the life here in this warehouse. 
 Response 2: Mr. Buffett, I can fly like an eagle.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I am, how you say, this juice. It seems like a trap, no? 
 Response 1: Well, they're starving, Chaz. 
 Response 2: A trap in what sort of a way? Because I can think of many different ways it could be a trap. Maybe it will simply kill us.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, these kids should be disposable kids, right. They should be non-union? 
 Response 1: Of course, they're non-union. We can't afford union kids. 
 Response 2: That's hilarious, man, but I heard those guys died on the moon.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I mean, you know, I was born in a station wagon.  Our child would be born in a Porsche. 
 Response 1: Sweetie, that's really nice, but I would like to have a birth devoid of any cars, really.  Just a normal birth. 
 Response 2: We'll see about that! You're hyperventilating, sir. You don't look well. Is this how you're going to die? You're going to hyperventilate into this bag, while I shove it onto your mouth with force?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: C'mon, that's old stuff. That's like saying Wizard of Oz was all a dream. 
 Response 1: It's because I'm so attractive, I need to hide my face with this mask. 
 Response 2: I don't know what you mean. I think she was magically transported there.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey bro, I just keep thinking that they're being honest with us now, but who's to say they won't lie again? 
 Response 1: Let me look at the inside of this head. It says your name is Joanie, is that correct? 
 Response 2: Yeah. We're kind of hypocrites though because we have that other terrible secret.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, thanks for picking me up. I've never hitchhiked before. 
 Response 1: Oh, I think the real feature of the of the Winchester Mystery Airport is all the stairways that lead to nowhere. 
 Response 2: Well, I never picked nobody up either. So we're doing it together.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Your son has been watching too much of the Disney channel and now he's a sassy pre-teen. 
 Response 1: Yeah, it seems like a face hole!  But, I'm just saying, maybe that's a mouth hole. 
 Response 2: He is working through some things.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This Blackwater guy!  He's filling me with rage!? 
 Response 1: They call me Mrs. Bender now, but you knew me as a different person. 
 Response 2: And I never had nothing but compassion for Blackwater.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm only in this jail because I sneezed. 
 Response 1: Of course he doesn't.  He's just a dumb baby.  Listen to him making those noises.  He honestly thinks he's talking right now.  That's terrible. 
 Response 2: I don't want to hear your whole life story.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Why would God curse all of us? That seems unfair. 
 Response 1: That was not a vaporization. That was spontaneous human combustion. Not covered by our warranty. 
 Response 2: Well, I think we need to delve into your history and past.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Sitter, you're slightly bigger, but you're still very small. 
 Response 1: Oh, I thought you were a mobster. You've got a real strong Italian look to you. 
 Response 2: I'm in between sizes.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I shouldn't even be driving a car at all. 
 Response 1: Well, I've been here so long, I don't even know what the real world is like anymore. 
 Response 2: It's a pretty nice car though.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: OK kids, gather round. This tree's got something to say to you. 
 Response 1: We're coming. We're going to make a canoe out of it. 
 Response 2: Well, thank you.  I mean, it's part of being a famous celebrity.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: She said a bad word, daddy. 
 Response 1: You've heard that word before. 
 Response 2: Those are my initials. My first name is Albert. My middle name is Sam. My last name is Nesbit-Umbrella.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We have an account with....I'm not supposed to say. It's an agency. 
 Response 1: Yeah, but there's also sort of a sexual feeling too. You feel it right under your stomach. 
 Response 2: We are police. Police that are out on the street in uniforms with cars.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Look, it seems like they're fine. Just sell them some glasses and let them fall in love, OK? 
 Response 1: I'd like to use my AAA discount. 
 Response 2: And I criticized his diction. I couldn't stand there and just let him prattle on like a Press Secretary.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sorry, I missed the meeting. I was shitting. 
 Response 1: You didn't even make it to the bathroom, Craig. You just shit over there. 
 Response 2: The people in my mind are stronger than you and stronger than moonshine.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I purchased a dog here last week. She's a pervert. 
 Response 1: No, I suppose not.  I freely admit that in past times I have fibbed here or there, but it was always in service of our organization. 
 Response 2: Oh, are you talking about Shandy?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Tony, I gotta be honest with you. I don't think this mall is ready to open its doors today. The popcorn machine isn't popping yet, the clothing stores don't have all the clothing finished yet, the soda machines don't have the bubbles in the soda yet. 
 Response 1: That's quite all right, Nancy.  No harm taken.  Now, let's see what's going on with Fasty. 
 Response 2: Well, sir, I mean, I can get all that started now.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's hard to remember.  It has been three years. 
 Response 1: I guess I've got pregnancy brain, just like you. 
 Response 2: You slapped it on its ass and it just ran into traffic.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Megan, I had to rush backstage.  Are you okay?  I saw your humiliating defeat at the talent show. 
 Response 1: It's fair because theres three of you and one of me! 
 Response 2: Yeah, I mean, I guess I put a lot of work into that, you know?  I mean, I read the entire book Team of Rivals and it turns out it was just coming out on Buzzfeed, but, you know, it taught me something.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I take a lot of self help classes, and it says if you want something ask for it. So i said, can we come back here? 
 Response 1: I think Jebodiah looks at me no way any other man has. He looks at me like if he can't have me, he'll kill me. Most men don't even look. See, you're averting your eyes. 
 Response 2: That's not the way in Maine. In Maine, we just don't ask. We've never asked each other a question, have we? Until now.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You thought you was too good for the Piano family. 
 Response 1: Now, what would a cat be doing in purgatory? Is this some kind of test? 
 Response 2: I did. I thought I needed to be the one family member who lived up to our glorious name.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What do I get if I win this coffee contest? 
 Response 1: If you win, you will get the keys to my coffee plantation. 
 Response 2: I have to ask you a question, and I understand that we're both just waiting here in this waiting room, waiting for whatever it is were waiting for, but you seriously thought you were going to get a port for free? What kind of port were you thinking about? Like a port where boats would go, or like a USB port?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The reason I say to everybody here at the miniature golf course "try to be a little crocodile" - my meaning behind that is be tenacious, last a long time, don't never change. And do not zig-zag. 
 Response 1: Well, that is somewhat true. We used to bake pies for pie contest together, which I can see you're still doing without me. 
 Response 2: Well, we know that's your intention, but somebody's got a complaint. So I'll just have to read it since you're reading all the complaints today.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's sort of a continental snack that's between lunch and dinner time. 
 Response 1: Oh, like a cocktail hour? That would be great. 
 Response 2: Oh, they succumbed to the virus then.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Ritchie, what are you doing here? Why aren't you at school? 
 Response 1: How could they take everything away from you? Your bag, your pants, and now your whole flight? 
 Response 2: Mr. Montgomery, I flunked out of school. I wasn't very good at it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, given I just saved my dad from being murdered by your dad, I actually am going to agree with that your dad is worse than my dad. You can come stay with us if you want. 
 Response 1: Proctor and Gamble? Of course Proctor and Gamble makes Pringles. Once you pop you can't stop. 
 Response 2: How could you just say that without consulting with me at least a little bit? It's going to be odd. I'm an alcoholic, and she's a teenager. Throwing her in the family mix, I don't even know my girlfriend's name.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I really want this to work too, Rodney. But I'm afraid it's not up to me. I like you and I want you to succeed, because I will be disgraced in the Malibu community. 
 Response 1: It's a huge party out there. Is that a hearse? 
 Response 2: And your sash says you're the Mayor of Malibu. That's a very handsome looking garment, sir.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh my god. You were bionic then, too? When you kissed me? 
 Response 1: I've been bionic forever. 
 Response 2: I'm smashing your knee right now and there's no response.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Matthew on top of Charles and Mary Sue was on top of Matthew. I thought I'd never see anything like it. 
 Response 1: OK, then I'd like to see you pick it up and bind some bills with that. 
 Response 2: It's like we're two threesomes.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I suppose we need to find out where this water is going from this great underground cavern. 
 Response 1: You're detecting floating particles? That's a health hazard. Let me check. 
 Response 2: Are we still going to have the picnic lunch that came with the tour?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: My name's Tim. But the "I" is a one. 
 Response 1: What are you, some kind of cyber ghost? I thought you were a regular ghost. 
 Response 2: He tore their mustaches off!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Has this patron solved the towel riddle yet? 
 Response 1: Not yet, but bonus points for her, she did know it was a riddle. So, she's halfway there. 
 Response 2: Please, please.  I'll be over here if you have anymore questions.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Of course, I listen to my Ipod because when I go on night walks, I have to listen to music. I have to listen to Belinda Carlisle. 
 Response 1: I know, but you're walking around with your eyes closed. It's weird. 
 Response 2: I'm not really a music fan. I just like the way it looks.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, I suspected the post office came to life after hours. 
 Response 1: What do you say, Beth? One last stall together before we go our separate ways? 
 Response 2: We all did. I mean, they're losing stuff all the time. I had so many birthday cards get lost on the way to my house, I just figured they got up and ran away. That's the only logical solution.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: There's a group of little kids that live in my neighborhood, constantly knocking at my door and throwing water on me. 
 Response 1: OK. Again, I ask, why are you opening your door? 
 Response 2: Well, yeah. You don't have a car. I can't stop you from walking out of here.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You know, I guess not. Now that you presented it that way. But I always felt, why throw it away? You know, those are memories. 
 Response 1: You're open to change, and that's what's important. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I have a couple cake pops in my pocket.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My mother named me, Teen. 
 Response 1: I'm going to go to the Circus of Vargas. 
 Response 2: Teen? It's a very aspirational name up to a certain point. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, Fatty Arbuckle. Are you fat or a lesbian? 
 Response 1: I'm a fat old lesbian, but don't like to be judged by any of those titles. Just call me Fatty. 
 Response 2: Oh look, it has four arms!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, go out there and casually find out what is amiss. 
 Response 1: OK, so, give me one of those drinks I guess, Missy. And then I'll see if I can suss out what he wished for. 
 Response 2: What was that about?  I feel like you might have done some serious injury to yourself.  You never took it off.  You were pouring sweat!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We're not the only one with secrets. You've got a secret. Those eyelashes. 
 Response 1: My eyelashes are actual hair from my head that's growing through my eyelids. I don't have proper eyelashes. 
 Response 2: I am building a piano that has a tack hammer. I am building a piano that speaks to the dead. And that's why I'm in a hurry. And I'm sorry that a piano, in and of itself, wasn't enough to let me cut the line, but apparently I've had to tell you the real truth.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: They didn't write in the rule book that children can't play in this tournament. 
 Response 1: That's most of the rules in Akron though. We just know. Someone said something once and we remember it. 
 Response 2: I can't read. I didn't know what that was.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't know why the flowers are coming so late, because we're about to get kicked out. 
 Response 1: The florist said she was stuck in some bad traffic, which might be what happened to Todd, too. 
 Response 2: In Primus? It's every clown's dream to join Primus.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I could get hit by a bus walking down the street. 
 Response 1: Yeah, 90 minutes would have been fine. 
 Response 2: My husband got hit by a bus when he was just walking down the street. I hope you're not making light of that.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You wanted to be called Poseidon because you love the ocean? 
 Response 1: That is true, but I also have a long beard and am frequently wet. 
 Response 2: That's right. We've never had ten year old children sentenced to community service before.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My name is Papa. 
 Response 1: Keep in mind, you have to impress Lady Miss Kier and the rest of Deee-Lite. 
 Response 2: That's actually a beautiful name for a woman.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Let me whip you up something. 
 Response 1: Sir, sir! There is no cooking on this bus. I'm going to have to ask you to get off. Get off the bus and get your rotund child with you. 
 Response 2: Amelia? He seems pretty nice. OK, hop on back, hitchhiker. The chair reclines and leans forward.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, we're both doctors. Can we help you? Are you in actual danger? 
 Response 1: Yes, yes. I think my husband's been possessed. He's been saying some crazy things. Please, can we just get in your car? 
 Response 2: I'll step out too Michelle. This is me being aggressive. I'm going to step out.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've gotta be honest with you. You see this button here? If a therapist gets too disgusted to continue with their work, they are permitted - by law - to press this button. I'm going to tap out. 
 Response 1: That's right. It's called home of the white collar, blue collar employees. 
 Response 2: Hey, she hit the button. I'm your new therapist, hey. I'm Jack. I just got to Burma. It is hot and steamy here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Holy shit. I came all the way to Detroit not to hear your voice, Beth. 
 Response 1: It was your idea to have us come here too, you fucking tree. 
 Response 2: Wow, I've never thought about it like that before.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're a puppet? What do we call you? 
 Response 1: You can call me Pupp Et. Last name is Et. 
 Response 2: Yeah, but I want to be able to read street signs when I drive. It's kind of the point of my job.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, due to this information and as a pastor who's well versed in all things church room, I must say, this marriage is now no Z's good Z's. 
 Response 1: It's really easy to remember. Descend starts the same as down. Ascend starts the same as up. OK, maybe not. 
 Response 2: Wait a minute. What if I'm down for that kind of funky shit?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Gary, has it occurred to you that if all the people in the world stand here that the whole earth could collapse from the weight? 
 Response 1: I guess they are. It's good to get away from that. 
 Response 2: Of course I've thought about that. I've thought about little else ever since I became the world's fair commissioner. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Whoa, your mom's got a gun. 
 Response 1: Empty the money out of the cash register. 
 Response 2: Well, there's been a lot of music written during that time.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The carpet is red because it's the blood of the masses that they're walking on. 
 Response 1: Right, it's like our blood out there. 
 Response 2: Oh, boy. This is a good year too. Everyone needs one of those rocking horses.
Output: Response 1