niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: Doris, I need you to focus for just one second. I've got two questions for you. 
 Response 1: I got three for you. How are you, where have you been, what's going on? 
 Response 2: Yeah, Steve Rogers. We have so much in common.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Have you ever been to the haunted hayride before? 
 Response 1: Every year of my life, since I was a baby. 
 Response 2: That's right. I remember I had a friend who was a ladle. Another friend was an egg timer.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I hate that magic marker noise. Slats, you're killing me over here. 
 Response 1: We gave you a couple pencils so you didn't have to do that anymore. 
 Response 2: You got it boss! Finally someone asked me to do something.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Albert, you brought a dog. 
 Response 1: Actually, she died in the experimental ant farm. 
 Response 2: He's my friend 'cause none of you all are.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You live in this town. You've told us you've practiced for over 100 years, and I assumed you were exaggerating. 
 Response 1: Well, I'm only slightly exaggerating. I've been practicing law for roughly 80 years. 
 Response 2: Yeah, she's gone. You can come out of the trunk now.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We've never been to Joe's Crab Shack before. We're just trying to get the lay of the land. 
 Response 1: I understand that, but this is my daughter's birthday, so I'd like to get this going. 
 Response 2: Good question, time will tell.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, here we are in the law room with all the books. 
 Response 1: Because if the mother fucker died, they could blame it on us. 
 Response 2: Here, I'll take down a pile of laws from the shelf.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You turned your family to stone for no reason. I'm a jerk, OK? 
 Response 1: You're saying I had the power all along? 
 Response 2: That's right because when you save me, you earn me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, darling, I just want you to be happy. And Carol, She just seems like maybe she's not the right one for you. 
 Response 1: I know, I know. But then, what if I lose the key - know what I mean? 
 Response 2: How could you say that! Don't you remember I told you that she was the girl of my dreams? Like that I literally dreamed about her, I prophesied it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You guys want anything from this flask? 
 Response 1: I want to be an amateur plumber. I want to be really good at it, but just do it for the love. 
 Response 2: Oh, yeah. What do you have in there?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It might take my whole 3 hour shift to move those computers. No one hires full time workers anymore. 
 Response 1: Happy anniversary, Shaun. It's the most beautiful three weeks of my life. I feel like I can almost feel. 
 Response 2: It's because of  budget cuts. You saw what happened to Circuit City.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Try these snacks. I just fucked around real quick and made these things.  
 Response 1: Okay, but we're not going to stop talking about how brilliant you are. 
 Response 2: He's real. He's real and he's beautiful.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Ma'am, our daughters went to the bathroom with you 8-9 minutes ago and we haven't seen them. 
 Response 1: Oh, yeah.They're just taking turns in there. They'll be just a second. 
 Response 2: I get them trimmed when they get too long. So I'm still somewhat masculine.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sir are you quite done? 
 Response 1: Do you think there's a gang of kids with bones running around? 
 Response 2: Oh yeah, sorry. I'll sit back down.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We can just say at the beginning, "Please remove your shoes". 
 Response 1: We want to trick them into it. Say because the Oscars are so Asian, let's go ahead and honor them by taking your shoes off. 
 Response 2: Really? Dang. Yeah, I was getting in there. It really hurts.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We'll always have these tattoos to remember this journey. 
 Response 1: That's right.  All of us got the same exact tattoo. 
 Response 2: Is that why she is just letting herself float down that big river?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: OK, I'm just going to start to move the gel around with my hands. 
 Response 1: OK. Well, I guess we'll all sit down with the dogs here and form an audience for you. 
 Response 2: Put more arm in it! Use your arm more.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That's a lot of celery, licorice and grapes if we get them on the bus and at the venue. 
 Response 1: OK. I've never shared this with anyone before. 
 Response 2: Look at me. I'm 68. Do I look it?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Why don't you make the haunted hayride this year Jim themed. 
 Response 1: Oh, OK. That's what I need to write down. When she talks sometimes, my mind wanders. 
 Response 2: Well, this is pretty embarrassing to have no money in my accounts.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Don't call us friends. We met in line. Then, you threw me under the bus. 
 Response 1: The president? 
 Response 2: No, I gave you a ticket and I watched you die. It was ironic.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Excuse me, sir. Are you going to eat the rest of that fortune cookie? I've been eyeing it for the last 6 hours. 
 Response 1: You can have it. It's just like every other fortune cookie I've had. I put half of it in my mouth hoping for something good and I was very disappointed. 
 Response 2: It's gonna look real cool, but then your face is gonna bleed.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yes, somebody right now is saying it. 
 Response 1: That's like saying someone's house is being robbed right now. Right now, somewhere, someplace, someone is saying that no two slices of ham are the same. Pat, this isn't like you. 
 Response 2: And I never had nothing but compassion for Blackwater.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I know I said I would sweep off the solar panels and I did it. I just didn't do it when you wanted me to. I can't go through this visit with you mad at me. I can't do it. 
 Response 1: You've got to be rude to the customer. That's our gimmick. 
 Response 2: I just want everything to be perfect. I'm not mad at you. I'm a little mad at you, I won't stay mad at you. I'm currently mad at you, it will not last.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: France is such a, you know, a free place. 
 Response 1: It is.  I mean, people, uh, they do what they like.  They have a mistress.  They have two mistresses. 
 Response 2: Crying is so terrifying but so marvelous. Thank you father.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: OK. We're going to implant Orca memories into you. We expect that it will be really sad. 
 Response 1: These electrodes are starting to itch. Are they supposed to itch? 
 Response 2: It should be called 365 hot moms trying to work their way through a grocery list.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'd like to call them little Twitters if that's OK with you. 
 Response 1: Can I be honest with you? I don't like it. You seem to be absorbing a lot of the water in the park. 
 Response 2: Well, that was my grandfather's name.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Before we decide if we're going to stay on this whale or not, I gotta know who I'm rooming with. 
 Response 1: I just fear that if we don't get somebody here today, we're going to have to close up all the wells. 
 Response 2: Well, you know me. I'm Tad. I'm just a simple guy. I'm a Lieutenant in the Navy.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I've got the hardest job of all the wives. 
 Response 1: You know, not the way a husband loves a wife. But, I'm like, a fan. 
 Response 2: You've got the hardest job? I'm the one who has to watch the movies. I think you've got the plum job.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you have to wash those clothes before you give them back? 
 Response 1: I'm supposed to, but I don't. 
 Response 2: It's a simple scheme. The insurance just costs more. 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: He'll take you to your table. Show 'em how it's done, Bob. Here's your moment to shine. 
 Response 1: Oh no problem, I just woke up. You know, I'm Jimmy Buffett. 
 Response 2: Alright, right this way. Here's your table. Are you celebrating anything?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You guys, we did it. We escaped from hell. 
 Response 1: Yes, you're a beacon with limbs. 
 Response 2: This is a chance for us to start over, I think. But, maybe we should be in two different stories.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I have only learned how to slightly sword swallow. This will be an interesting show. 
 Response 1: I don't care. We got a clear shot to kill Geum, get the doughnuts, and get out of here. I want to go home. 
 Response 2: Alfred, before you die, would you mind putting in a word for me with your producers as the new host of Bass Fishing and Jackpot King.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I gotta stay with my man. But I want you to go. 
 Response 1: I will go, mama/sister/wife. I will leave you, daddy-master. I will find my sisters and we will start a new life. 
 Response 2: Hello! It's amazing I have never seen anyone on the other side of the river before. It must have take 100 people to get you across there.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Celebrities are the best of us. 
 Response 1: They don't deserve to walk on dirt. 
 Response 2: And also, I can't get back up the pole. The fireman pole. And I can't find the stairs.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mr. Tummy, why did you even come to the play if you're already dead. 
 Response 1: You were. I thought your numbers was a mistake. I thought you were just padding your things. 
 Response 2: The corn field holds that secret.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, look. Your brother looks just like you. 
 Response 1: We were born just two minutes apart and we always get the same haircut. 
 Response 2: Yes, Marjorie. You're quite right.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What do you ever do JoHan? What do you ever do? 
 Response 1: I sing my heart out while I'm sawing off kneecaps. I try my best. 
 Response 2: You don't get to call me Clappy. I'm Claptrap to you. Only Carol can call me Clappy.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Your eyes are so pretty. You have lashes like a girl, but you still wear them in a masculine way. 
 Response 1: I get them trimmed when they get too long. So I'm still somewhat masculine. 
 Response 2: Thank you. Hold on, let me open the door.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: How cold does a dead chicken need to be?? 
 Response 1: I'm the most mature here, so you probably want to talk to me a little bit. 
 Response 2: I wish I could make one of them dead chickens come back to life so it can tell me. I never asked a chicken a question.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We have a collection of hinges that range from small and workable to massive. It's more hinge than door, how's that? 
 Response 1: Well, due to this information and as a pastor who's well versed in all things church room, I must say, this marriage is now no Z's good Z's. 
 Response 2: That's what I'm looking for in a ship door.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You hips are so feminine and that's why your name is Bruce. 
 Response 1: God damn it Bruce. You have to go and find that woman. 
 Response 2: And that would explain why your skin is so fresh and radiant.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It sounds like it's absolutely your fault they use drugs. You're their crack rock. 
 Response 1: That's exactly right, Mr. Wilt Chamberlain's ghost. 
 Response 2: Wait, so I am drugs? That doesn't even makes sense. This box sucks.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Devon, I'm so out of my mind excited that you invited all of us fucking awesome people to your house. 
 Response 1: I don't know what that is. It sounds like ghost-doctor foolishness. 
 Response 2: Well, listen. I'm happy to have everyone here. Don't thank me. You gotta thank Karen.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Jazz, how are you? 
 Response 1: You should tequila sunrise up that orange juice. 
 Response 2: I'm, you know. I'm full of gasoline.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you still need to do laundry? 
 Response 1: Well, all my clothes are in the laundromat, so eventually, I need to get those.  
 Response 2: Oh, you mean when I was a whore.  Now, I just whore out flowers.  I've got to tell you.  Carnations are not actually blue.  We soak them in blue water.  Then, they soak it up and turn blue.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: They call him the Chicken-preneurs. Mr. Simmons has been running this chicken farm and cold storage facility since he was a baby. Mr Simmons? A lot of our viewers I'm sure would like to know: what is the optimal temperature for a chicken in a cold storage facility?? 
 Response 1: Oh, man.  I've had princes and duchesses, and I had a burger king, once. 
 Response 2: Well, you know, a lot of people would ask me that question and I, I brought my lawyer here with me today because I don't feel like making eye contact or answering direct questions about chickens.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Ronnie, are you alright? 
 Response 1: Yeah, man. Did you know that the desk has little keys? You can lock stuff away in your desk with little keys. 
 Response 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It went down the wrong pipe. It was too wet.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Thank you mom. I would never watch anything else. The only thing I watch is Lavar Burton. 
 Response 1: And that is how I raised you. And that is how you will be forever. 
 Response 2: Well, you know, he's 23.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is everyone ready to have your book signed? 
 Response 1: That's right. It's Michael Jackson, the ventriloquist dummy made out of mummies. 
 Response 2: Yes, Harvey. This fella in the mask was up first.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Look, I don't mean to seem crazy, okay? But shit comes alive in here at night. Who's to say at some point you weren't a crack rock in an envelope or a box that somebody mailed to somebody and you somehow got stuck as an anthropomorphic crack rock. 
 Response 1: Please, please.  I'll be over here if you have anymore questions. 
 Response 2: But now is it a Beauty and the Beast type situation? Where now I'm a man?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're a big deal. Absolutely. I'm just saying, that some of the negative side effects are coming out. You're not a body builder. You're not some sort of athlete. You don't need this raging testosterone in your body. 
 Response 1: We just uh... we just talking about, uh, temperatures. You know how in Europe they got different temperatures than here. 
 Response 2: I don't need this doubt, you know what I mean? I mean, this is why dad left because you just sat and you took it. And if I'd started that testosterone earlier, I coulda done something about it. I coulda kept him here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Fred, we're going to send you to Kansas. You're going to pretend to be a Kansasian. 
 Response 1: Oh, well I guess it's time we had that talk.  You're a very special girl, Elizabeth. 
 Response 2: What kind of accent do they have? Is it specific? I don't want to have to give up my white linen suit.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Excuse me, Dr. Glitter. The nurses are going to roller skate out for lunch. Do you need anything? 
 Response 1: Just more glitter. 
 Response 2: Oh, no, everybody? Oh look at them all. Hi Jerry, hi Steve.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: One day I'll burn this place to the ground. 
 Response 1: Yes, I did a maypole around the three of you.  Now, we know why Nancy is such a monster, but we don't know why you're such a monster, Cedric. 
 Response 2: That's a direct threat, i'm taking my salmon rolls back, I'm not going to bring snacks to these meetings anymore.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Is the murder going to be the gum? 
 Response 1: Ah, yes, that would be me. It helps with my nap time. 
 Response 2: It will be murder by gum. Here on page 5, one of the characters is forced to eat so much gum that he dies.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Perhaps I reacted a little bit harshly.? 
 Response 1: My name is Dr. Walrus. I sound weird because a walrus gored me in the throat. Thanks for being so sensitive. 
 Response 2: Is that because you're wearing suede and it's going to rain?  Because that's the only reason I could think for your mood to change so dramatically.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, Charles. Can you give us two seconds to talk about our poster? 
 Response 1: Kylie, we're all very happy for you. 
 Response 2: We just need two seconds, babe. I know this is onstage at our wedding, but it won't take long.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Kay, I am a magical fairy. 
 Response 1: We could find another lake or use toilet water. 
 Response 2: You woke me up.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Why is that fighting couple over there looking back towards us? 
 Response 1: I feel like they want to bring other people into their hostile whirlpool. 
 Response 2: You were right under my nose, but you should have been under Darlene's nose.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Charlie, the other thing that we notice about you is that you tell people that your father's sending you secret messages from India through soap operas. 
 Response 1: I feel like I should try and run away, but I'm just interested to see if this happens. 
 Response 2: Yeah, he is. He talks through Patch from Days of Our Lives.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: People would come from all over to see these corporate fat cats be possessed by Daryl Stanfield and murder themselves. 
 Response 1: Yes, I like that. We'll have a bus go to DC, pick a bunch of assholes up, bring them here and then you'll kill each and every one of them. 
 Response 2: A lot of that comes from Auntie Cher. She takes a lot of pictures.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mom, you want us to apologize to you or to that stupid little dumb kid? 
 Response 1: Be nice and don't call him stupid. He's your cousin. He's very good at table tennis.  
 Response 2: The doorway. You can just stand in the doorway of the teacher's lounge and look in.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Shoot me instead! I just assumed that's where this is going. 
 Response 1: That is a terrific idea. No other network will be able to top this. 
 Response 2: Wait, I can't let you die. I just met you and you convinced to me to start eating ham again. So, you're basically my best friend. I'm looking at both of ya. So both of you can take my compliment.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: These guys, they're making these crazy doughnuts and they're going to be very cagey about it, you know? 
 Response 1: It did say ham bone, but I realize that today is the day that I freaky Friday with my current domestic partner. 
 Response 2: OK, fine. I'll let you do the talking. But let's get these doughtnuts and get out of here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: OK. It's open. Now we just have to walk up about 100 God damn stairs. 
 Response 1: Sure thing, Bernie. Mystery beer again, or do you want the beer you always want, but you just specifically would not like me to name it? 
 Response 2: I've practiced at home on a ladder. I shouldn't get too tired.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: There's been, as you know, a knock off Wreck-it Ralph running around abducting children and selling them to park employees. 
 Response 1: My ten children were taken. 
 Response 2: I know he sounds small, but he's actually a monster. I mean, he's big. He's a beast, maybe 6'4".
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I hate the times we live in they are awful. 
 Response 1: OK, because I forgot what the first ones were. 
 Response 2: Yeah you're right. Would you have to look this hard for a hard working child in a functioning society?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, to be fair, we look exactly alike. 
 Response 1: And we sound exactly alike. 
 Response 2: Leave me the fuck alone. Stop talking to me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We're looking for talent outside the box, something new that people haven't thought about.  
 Response 1: Why not? I'm just a volunteer, man. I don't have to be here. 
 Response 2: Something that's fishing and gambling would be good too because people are digging it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Daniel and Beth, you guys can be most helpful by stalling. That's your specialty. Stay here.  
 Response 1: What do you say, Beth? One last stall together before we go our separate ways? 
 Response 2: I liked what I heard.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Lady, you're literally wearing a fucking crown. You  have a crown and a sash. Can I hold your septor? 
 Response 1: You know what? Claires was having a sale. I got this free when I got my ears pierced for the fourth time. 
 Response 2: Fantastic chicken fingers. That's an anytime snack
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Bless you, I'm Mike. Jesus and his Savior and all that. I had this t-shirt custom made. 
 Response 1: Bye Wilt Chamberlain's ghost. 
 Response 2: Well, it's nice to have extra time, I guess to do crafts and stuff.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm a little underweight and I'm supposed to drink my mango juice and coke. 
 Response 1: You should drink it. You're way too thin, Thomas. Don't you want to get big and beefy like me? 
 Response 2: Both of those things are more like a third date thing.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, that felt so good. I feel like I should still work here. 
 Response 1: I know. She doesn't really mean it though. That's a good thing that her feelings are hurt. 
 Response 2: I'm sorry, you're a queen but you still want to work here at the Kay Jewelers?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, I get it.  I'll just move out and find another dumpster.  I suppose that's no problem for a woman my age in this cold, cold climate. 
 Response 1: I mean, can you blame us? The college rules say we can have our hands three quarters of the way down each others pants at any time. 
 Response 2: Well, you're being so open to it now.  I kind of wish I would have just asked you to do that instead of using a magical wish.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I really like the curtains you put up in here. 
 Response 1: Really? Well, I'm here because I was just looking to expand the family business. Maybe we can make a chain of our bagel shop.  
 Response 2: Thank you. It was getting a little ratty in there, no pun intended, and I was like hey, just because that rat lived here, it doesn't need to look like a rat's nest.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yes, everyone has a job. We're not keeping track of your daughter everywhere we go. Be a real dad, you know? 
 Response 1: What's that supposed to be mean?  Is that a dig of some kind? 
 Response 2: Excuse me? Your kids are adopted.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mary was in some rapids and they shook her up pretty good. 
 Response 1: I'm sorry to hear that. She got slurped into a Maytag? 
 Response 2: Well, I shall prove it!  I shall strike out on my own.  Just me and this terrifying pigeon!  We will start our own society called Pigeon and Friends.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That's what I wanted. I want songs. 
 Response 1: I'm fully white. My friends call me white Jamal. 
 Response 2: My songs are licensed. Those two are doing spoofs.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It might be a health code violation if Joshua dies inside  the store. 
 Response 1: Yes, we could keep that quiet. That will be the least of everyone's problems. 
 Response 2: Oh, thank you. I like the feel of it. Is this made out of paper?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Bye Wilt Chamberlain's ghost. 
 Response 1: You guys, at the end of the day, a lot of people just didn't want to get dead. 
 Response 2: What a nice guy.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Maybe we can dazzle them with a heartwarming school play. 
 Response 1: They have been hiding so long they aren't even the presidents anymore they just don't know it yet. 
 Response 2: It's gonna have to be real quick and real dazzling.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The God damn Savannah train leaves at 10:00 am. 
 Response 1: OK. So, I just have to spend the rest of the day and night here in Charleston, SC and then tomorrow, I can return to Savannah, Georgia. 
 Response 2: I stole them.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You know, I'm a little worried. It's a pretty wide river, and it's getting deep. 
 Response 1: Yeah it is. It's getting deeper with the rain, isn't it? 
 Response 2: Well, I think we're past that, Chuck. We seem to be dead. We're in the afterlife.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You know what this means? The x-ray project that might have won science fair is now disqualified. 
 Response 1: It's got vomit on it. There's no way she can win now. 
 Response 2: We're going to fly the plane ourselves and we're going to take you there right now.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Excuse me, are you a dolphin? 
 Response 1: Yes I am dressed as a dolphin. I'm working under cover. 
 Response 2: That's right. I always make sure my electricity is pumped all the way up when I'm driving past Shadow Grove.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is it OK if I go talk to Mr. Wiki? 
 Response 1: Well, I am the King of Sudan. We have a lot of insurgents. Is there a way possibly we can take care of that? 
 Response 2: Yeah, just don't get any smoke on that designer suit.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Stop hogging all the questions. Ma'am, you know how to lock and unlock things, right? 
 Response 1: Well, you learn Universal Studios behind the scenes lore if you work here long enough. 
 Response 2: Are you saying that because I'm black?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You mean, you very deftly without us even being aware of it, put Peyote inside of us? 
 Response 1: Tracy and Tony, we like to refer to us in third person. Tracy and Tony been together for so long, on again and off again in addition to being off and a lot of on sometimes. 
 Response 2: I got a lot of skills. You gotta learn skills when you work at the salt and sea.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So we'll do it. We're going to buy these children. 
 Response 1: This probably won't make sense to you. But,I'm like an invisible pen. I'll always be near by even if you can't see me. 
 Response 2: Awesome. I'm going to be so rich.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You just have to write your name to get started. Just your name. You know you name. 
 Response 1: Yeah, but also, I'm confused about my name because my parents fight about it all the time. 
 Response 2: Oh, I'm tired of hearing about your chickens. I lost my accent.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Guys, are we ready to move on? I've been watching all this from storm drain heaven. 
 Response 1: Do you mind if I just move all these Big Mac boxes? 
 Response 2: Sorry, we're just indulging in a little post coital mysticism. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: How is this not you? I thought it was you. 
 Response 1: You thought James Patterson, the famous author - the guy whose books you read - you haven't looked at the back of the book, honey? You thought he was me? 
 Response 2: The one on the right is Tu Pac, but we put a different outfit on him.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Your grandmother's name is Grandfather? 
 Response 1: OK, mom. Oh mom, you're dying. 
 Response 2: She insisted on being Grandfather. It was sort of a test. If you called her grandmother, then she knew you weren't really paying attention.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You two really don't get out much, do you? 
 Response 1: I don't have one. I thought you could just, you know, let me in. 
 Response 2: I can never leave. My helmet cracked and I can't.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Jim? Tim? I immediately forgot your name and thought it was Jim. 
 Response 1: Yeah, the guy has mind powers or something. 
 Response 2: Boy, you do meet a lot of people. No wonder you can't keep track of them.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What I was going to suggest is sending Cheryl back to the future. It's not that hard. 
 Response 1: Adam, I think you've got a good point. But let's send Eve instead of Cheryl. 
 Response 2: Of course I will. All right, little David, you get right down, you hear?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This thing's good. It's got dill in it. 
 Response 1: Thank you, my dear. May I also get one of those biscottis? 
 Response 2: I'm not surprised. That cook looked very committed to his work.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What do you think of this. Madison Cube Garden? 
 Response 1: He doesn't believe in himself. He could have been a real weatherman, right here in town, but he sold himself out. He just went to the plant because his dad did. 
 Response 2: Like cubism? Like, Picasso. Wasn't he the cube guy?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Your majesty, I was thinking about the sacred scroll and what was written on it. 
 Response 1: Well, I made a wish on a birthday cake. 
 Response 2: It was never read aloud, your majesty.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm looking for a way to get out of here. Help me. 
 Response 1: OK. I'm not supposed to do this, but I do know that there is a portal to a child's bedroom.  
 Response 2: I also believe Canadians use it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You never had an ounce of remorse? 
 Response 1: They've only got cashews and almonds. What are we going to do with that? 
 Response 2: I had.  I had a tablespoon of I'm sorry about it, but that's as far as it went.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Now, do I have to put Old Bay on things? I'm violently allergic but I don't want to be that woman. That man is already staring at me. Sir, is something interesting happening? 
 Response 1: I walked out the front door, I guess. I do it all the time. 
 Response 2: I'm just trying to order, man.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, you're talking about changing the name from the Matterhorn to the Yeti. I thought you were saying you changed it once more. 
 Response 1: Oh, for Christ's sake, Brent, you act like you've been living in a hole for 45 year. 
 Response 2: Well, I have an empty gas can.  I could really go for some gasoline.  You guys got anything like that?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Now Council, did ya'll see the part where there was a live sex act on the show? 
 Response 1: That was the best part. I heard so many people in the office cry "Jesus Christ!" 
 Response 2: Now why would they leave? Doesn't that imply a certain amount of guilt?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Teacher, can we open the window? It's July and it's so hot in this classroom. 
 Response 1: That wouldn't really make sense. Giraffes don't have  windows and we need to experience what they experience. 
 Response 2: This is actually really nice. I love all the chintz. I love the purple.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm thinking about phasing out of the movie business and back into the contraption area. What do you think of that? 
 Response 1: I think it's a fine idea. You're the most honest fella I've ever met. 
 Response 2: Sometimes we shouldn't ask questions. You're helping a stranger by leaving the bathroom. That's going to help your karma later on.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This ghost is really kinda hurting my mojo, you know? 
 Response 1: I'm testing my boundaries. 
 Response 2: He's pacing a lot, he's not making eye contact, he's not threatening. I get it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Bartal, if I don't hear this little new shit, Mindy sing within the next 30 seconds, I am going to explode. You better get her singing. 
 Response 1: I will. Welcome aboard, Miss Cynthia. It's great to have you finally be southern. 
 Response 2: I honestly had a hard time seeing some of the witnesses because I was sitted right behind your enormous hat.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Can we just say that 2019 is a year of change. 
 Response 1: That wasn't the arrangement. I've already said too much. 
 Response 2: I just got a washer and dryer in unit, so I'm not going to need as much change this year.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mr. Crimp, we're Denise and Chuck. 
 Response 1: Luckily whatever it takes is just standing there and maybe shutting up. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I have a goatee, so I look like a lot of other people with a goatee. It's a common mistake.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The Tums is the size of the bullet hole. Maybe if we put a Tums in there, it will remove the bullet. 
 Response 1: You're an experimental abstract. 
 Response 2: That's right. These are the high quality Tums that the general public doesn't know about.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: There are quite a few golfing ghosts that golf at the golf course. Is it called a course? 
 Response 1: I lost a wife, Marcus. 
 Response 2: It is commonly known as a course, where golf is played.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Frant, can I speak to you for just a moment? 
 Response 1: You're my mother? I thought you were my sister this whole time. 
 Response 2: Yes. One second, Missy.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Was the guy's name Steve that wouldn't help you? 
 Response 1: We got back together after the Hot Topic guy and, she loves to work retail - it's like hot for teacher, but for store managers. I would take her back every fucking time. She also loved her Petco manager. 
 Response 2: I'm pretty sure it was just because of his attitude.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah, and they promise this to be a six-hour production. 
 Response 1: Oh great, look you even gave me a slammer! 
 Response 2: Yeah, so I don't know what the next four hours are going to be like.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: They believe in a Sky God. I mean, they're morons. 
 Response 1: Scotch. I come from the scotch tape family. 
 Response 2: That's true. I"ll help you write up these pamphlets.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, honey, remember our first date at the state fair? With that really hot chick and her stupid boyfriend who wouldn't let me get in there. 
 Response 1: Yeah, that was a really rough day for us. I really can't believe we got through all of it. 
 Response 2: It's for everyone, Jazz. Everyone's going to eat this. You can add it to your own plate.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Lot of jokes in that movie, even though it's a very sad story. 
 Response 1: It's a very sad story about the internet ruining someone's life. 
 Response 2: Oh thank god, the business is not going well.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yeah, I did notice that. But I wasn't going to say nothing because I've been criticized for having thoughts in the past. 
 Response 1: You shouldn't have been criticized for that. Your thoughts are just as valuable as anyone else's thoughts, if not more so. 
 Response 2: He was so brave, trying to save our family.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey Ghost. What's your name, hey? 
 Response 1: Oh, I thought you were a mobster. You've got a real strong Italian look to you. 
 Response 2: Tim. But the "I" is a one.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Ted, it's so typical to make every bit of news about you. 
 Response 1: It's my thing. That's what I do. I saw the superhero go that way! 
 Response 2: Yeah, you've always done it historically. I've got news for you buddy, it's not all about you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: My husband and his smart phone spend a lot of time talking to each other. But, I'm not the jealous type, so I guess that's OK. 
 Response 1: Man, this guy. It must be your first time at The Boy's Store. 
 Response 2: You're wearing a dead man's hat, woman. Don't start in with me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yes, I went to middle school with Wrinkle Pants and then there was an experimental period in our marriage where he was quite integral. 
 Response 1: Yeah, we tried. We gave this labyrinth our best effort. 
 Response 2: You were married in the middle school?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, my name's Calisto and she's Calista. 
 Response 1: They've never been outside of their house in Malibu before, Tiptop. 
 Response 2: Yeah, you have a cold. You're losing your voice a little bit from the cold. We got that.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Wow, this is your new water park? This is great. Where'd you get all the water? 
 Response 1: Look for the hidden Mickeys is all I'm going to say. Wink. 
 Response 2: You don't mean the disappearing athlete from the Pyongyang Olympics?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Stop looking at my pubes. 
 Response 1: Your pubes connect to you face? 
 Response 2: It's because I'm so attractive, I need to hide my face with this mask.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yeah, Rudy's gone. How did you know, sir? 
 Response 1: I got him in my pocket right next to my slingshot and all these jacks. 
 Response 2: He's just got a reputation. He was a great guy. I'll miss him working here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: My phone says we're supposed to get off the highway here, but it doesn't look like there's anything but a giant mountain in front of us. 
 Response 1: It's no big deal, we all say it from time to time. 
 Response 2: Well, I mean, why don't we just go over the mountain, right? I mean why did we buy this thing?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I smelled the Tesla charging station from a great distance. The static electricity charge in the air is unmistakable. 
 Response 1: I already told you. I want an elf costume for my baby. 
 Response 2: The three Teslas are, of course, my Tesla, Gary's Tesla, and Pamela's. We just gave her hers for her sweet 16.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, I'm sorry. Not everyone voted and we just went with whoever they picked. 
 Response 1: I know. We really should have been more engaged in the process. 
 Response 2: I'm going through something right now. Just got out of a long term relationship. I've been sleeping at work for a couple weeks now. So, yes.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm having a beautiful mind moment. All the pieces are falling together. Bread connects to cigarettes, which connects to smoking, which connects to the hospital. 
 Response 1: Hey, you're writing on my wall! 
 Response 2: It's the way to go. I'm my own boss.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You should start with the first letter of the alphabet. 
 Response 1: This is punk rock. I feel like I'm going to start with the letter G. 
 Response 2: I can't bring this piece of pizza in? It's a part of my act.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We don't actually have to use stones, because there's a little bit of stone - on a microscopic level - inside everything. So everything is jewelry. 
 Response 1: Oh my god, I just walked in and I heard you say that. That's, like, so profound. 
 Response 2: I like when you do analogies. It makes me feel warm in my cold, cold chest.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's almost like it's related to you or something. 
 Response 1: Who wants to live forever? I pray for the release of death. I have to take my own teeth out of my skull every night. 
 Response 2: You're saying that all of my brothers and sisters, they do drugs and alcohol because of me?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: If she goes for a third wheel turn on the Wheel of Fortune, here's what you must do. You must hit the button under the counter. She will go bust and we will collect $300. 
 Response 1: And we'll always have these tattoos to remember this journey. 
 Response 2: That's more money then I've ever seen in a life time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: And you're all welcome to Sbarro after the wedding ceremony. 
 Response 1: Yeah, we really splurged for the after party. 
 Response 2: I feel great.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey Charles, am I crazy or did your vocabulary get really good recently? 
 Response 1: Thanks so much. My mom has a word-a-day calendar. 
 Response 2: It's true.You gave me the opportunity to be a mysterious old asshole.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Gary's out there? 
 Response 1: You know this cockroach? 
 Response 2: I have a disease. Alcoholism is a disease and I have it and I love it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, I'm sleeping in a dumpster.  What do you expect? 
 Response 1: Is that the WB frog talking? 
 Response 2: She's got you there, dude.  That was not a good observation.  I mean, I thought that, but I didn't say it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I told you to stop talking to Dixon about us. He never gives you good advice. 
 Response 1: We're going to get so powerful. We're going to be able to control this entire place. 
 Response 2: Dixon is the man, babe.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You don't think it's weird that Crimpcrumper is encouraging you to take a straight razor to Geum's neck? 
 Response 1: I don't care. We got a clear shot to kill Geum, get the doughnuts, and get out of here. I want to go home. 
 Response 2: And ration them please. I mean, it's our only food.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I feel like we have so much in common. Do you guys want to go to lunch? 
 Response 1: It is, uh, it's so wet, that river. And it flows all over the place. 
 Response 2: Well, we'd love to have lunch, but we're getting ready to see Hamilton.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Sweetheart, please stop talking. We're watching the news. 
 Response 1: We do, but it's sort of a continental snack that's between lunch and dinner time. 
 Response 2: It's news time, honey. Go be a baby on your own time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Guys, you heard him say that, right? We're on a deadline here. We have to convert this building to a bird cage. 
 Response 1: Right, when I woke up, I meditated and I did my affirmations. I didn't watch TV. 
 Response 2: I painted our Direct TV satellite dish to look like a weather vane.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I said I was going to be nicer this year, but flirt less. 
 Response 1: When you flirt less, you seem to attract more men. 
 Response 2: I believe my world is what I make it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Dark Crystal, I can't believe you woke up. Where's you sister, Crystal Light? Is she still sleeping? 
 Response 1: She believes in me, so she decided to let me do this on my own. 
 Response 2: Well, due to this information and as a pastor who's well versed in all things church room, I must say, this marriage is now no Z's good Z's.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The event invitation said to come dressed in an all-crab costume. 
 Response 1: What an annoyance.  I couldn't find a crab costume that fit me. 
 Response 2: She's touching your shoulder and you can't do anything about it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Elizabeth and I took a minor detour on the way over. We went to that room where you drink the drink and then you float up to the ceiling? 
 Response 1: We had sex in the bathroom. 
 Response 2: That's what I'm trying to do, but this is my here corner. 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I want to listen to the music. Put something on the Hi-Fi. Let's Watusi the night away. 
 Response 1: I got the Jackson 5 Christmas album. 
 Response 2: Yes, us chasing your ex. Fine, we can go together. I just lost my job, but I have a few shackles saved.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: How about if we just go in separate directions? I haven't even made eye contact long enough to remember what either of you look like and I don't know your last names. 
 Response 1: Well, Shanice, we have some complaints of our own. This hotel, that was built in 1725, is clearly haunted. This guy's a goblin, this guy's a ghost, we've been hearing voices, lights flicker on and off. 
 Response 2: My last name is Sanchez. My social security number is 726372664. My mother's maiden name is also Sanchez.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, did you meet Barkhad Abdi? Academy award winner Barkhad Abdi? 
 Response 1: We all auditioned for the same part. 
 Response 2: You're new here, so you don't know, but this sounds like that guy Jasperteen. He's been coming around this park for the last 15 years giving people fake money.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mom, can you still hear me? I'm going to take my shoes off. 
 Response 1: My revenge will be swift and terrible. You'll never see it coming. 
 Response 2: Drunk lady behind the pillar is having stroke. That is a literal description of what is going on at the back of this room.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've been following the founder's career. 
 Response 1: Yes, I was just coming by the store today to check on the employees. One of our stock boys, Vlad, he's celebrating his 30th year here at Grocery Store. 
 Response 2: Have you really? You're that into it?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, well, I actually came to complain about a student who forced himself on me. 
 Response 1: What do you want me to do about it, babe? You want me to beat him up? Would that get you hot? 
 Response 2: This is so much worse than if he had no relationship with his father.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Your son seems to be full lobster. But you're half lobster? 
 Response 1: Yeah, probably too much cheese. 
 Response 2: Yeah, well, you can't control genetics. You know?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't want to go in the house. 
 Response 1: Oh, that seems a little odd, but since you're with the park, I guess it's alright. 
 Response 2: You think I do? I've already been in there. It's the worst.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah, as I was saying, I'm a big World War II buff, so I know a lot of battle were fought right on that Alsatian border. 
 Response 1: Because that was your thing and I wanted my own thing. I think it's OK that we had separate things. 
 Response 2: Of course, that's where I'm from. But it's been so long since I was there, that I don't know if I have factual information, like right on the tip of my tongue.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I feel as if he should have the name of an exalted status that everyone will bow down and respect him in the future. 
 Response 1: OK. I always go for the anonymity of a plain name that allows him to flexibly travel through life. 
 Response 2: Just like in our vows. Now, let's take a run at that mountain.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I truly can't believe I died from just being discovered on the toilet. 
 Response 1: And I died from confrontation. How pathetic. 
 Response 2: I'm sorry, I've never done this before. You have to buy something for it to open.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The Navajo have a very extensive belief that you can go out and change your skin and become a wolf or coyote. 
 Response 1: Yes, I eat stuff that's in the tree. That's where I eat. 
 Response 2: You're right. I think I read about this once. Man can become beast. Babies can become men.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Before you do, just remember, glass grits means it's just ground glass. 
 Response 1: I painted our Direct TV satellite dish to look like a weather vane. 
 Response 2: Well of course it's ground glass. How else would I make glass grits?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I can use the creature to wish for anything I want? 
 Response 1: But he's just a butler, not an officer. 
 Response 2: Anything you want except getting by without reading. You really gotta learn how to read.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I think we should, I mean, we've got blood diamonds. I think we should get something even worse than a blood diamond. Takes some kid's soul and put it in a diamond, maybe. 
 Response 1: Because you're not the boss of me. 
 Response 2: Oh, you know what that makes me think of? It's a little bit of a jump. How about a bead? Like a clunky, awkward, large bead? We can make them sort of like charm bracelets.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Thank you for asking about my talent. I will be sharing Act 2 and 3 of my upcoming play that hasn't yet been produced. Consider it a pitch. It's the meaty bits of my play. 
 Response 1: We're all doing little talents that can comfortably fit into a talent show and you're doing 2 acts of a play by yourself? 
 Response 2: Yeah, that whole section is just categorized as "B".
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We have thousands of campers and I need you to step away from the tree. 
 Response 1: Beth, I'm going to be straight with you, because I'm standing right behind this honesty tree. I'm leaving. I've been sent on a mission. 
 Response 2: Yes, well I thought, we just got married.  This would be a great tour to go on.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So, you do card tricks and coin tricks? 
 Response 1: Is it more votes, Mr. Mayor? 
 Response 2: See this little plastic sheet I have. See that it's in my left hand. Now, look, it's in my right hand.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Jeremy, we're at the zoo this year for your birthday, since last year's birthday was insanely bad. 
 Response 1: What happened when you were big that no one wanted you to be a nurse? 
 Response 2: Yeah, of course. I don't know why you have to explain that to me. I got my name written on the loser list incorrectly.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Dr. Phil, we can remove the snack from your body if we get to Hawaii. 
 Response 1: I don't know.  He's our boss, though, you know? 
 Response 2: I can't have it in me anymore. You better take it out of me right now.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I know another guy that teaches a workshop called "Strong and Wrong". I'd like to try that one. 
 Response 1: He pressed a button on his pants and they lowered. 
 Response 2: That is weird. It doesn't really sound promising, at all.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Kid, you can't have lunch with teachers. 
 Response 1: But I'm so lonely. 
 Response 2: Wow, I was mad before, but I really respect a woman who's educated, so, congratulations Donna.
Output: Response 1