niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: I've literally been letting out one continuous fart this entire time. I apologize. 
 Response 1: I thought it was the whale we're stuck inside blowing water through its hole. 
 Response 2: I would love to, Shaun, but I have to stay and terrorize this sales associate, apparently.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey, I saw you guys, are you about to eat your tacos? 
 Response 1: I just took a bite of snorkie for the first time. 
 Response 2: Just now? I thought we just came out of the choppy water.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Please, I beg you to call me Ted. 
 Response 1: OK, Ted Macaroon, we've got to get this shot. 
 Response 2: Please say we can smoke. Please say we can smoke.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: As we say where I'm from, "Well, I'll be a broken off corn in the foot of a poor woman". 
 Response 1: I'm also from here and I've never heard that saying before. 
 Response 2: You know, my father once told me something. Son, he said, lots of things are made to be ticked, but nothing's made to be tickled like ivories.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Every police car in Wanitoba has come out after our accident. 
 Response 1: Oh, no, everybody? Oh look at them all. Hi Jerry, hi Steve. 
 Response 2: OK, well I gotta go bad. I got to take one.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Geum, just the usual for me, please. 
 Response 1: Yeah. My good friend and father Marion. 
 Response 2: Just the usual? But Miranda, it's your birthday. Don't you want to do something special?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, who are you talking to? You're yelling down the toilet. Are you sick or something? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I mean, we're over here by ourselves. So, why can't we? 
 Response 2: I'm talking to a couple kids that are in the storm drain. I still have like 9 more awesome things to say.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I just think you're angry because your mom never came home from buying cigarettes. 
 Response 1: Maybe, but if I did, it was provoked. 
 Response 2: She had to go far. They don't let you smoke in this state anymore.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Is your soliloquy over, 'cause your machine is leaking? 
 Response 1: You can do what ever you want as far as I'm concerned, whatever you mother fucking want. I'm not calling the shots on this one. 
 Response 2: What is this strange liquid coming out from my beeps and boops.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mr. Fancy Pants over here is bucking for a promotion. 
 Response 1: It's really easy to remember. Descend starts the same as down. Ascend starts the same as up. OK, maybe not. 
 Response 2: Well, we're in California. You couldn't get a plane ticket? Oh, never mind, get in the car.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Do you like the new name? I wanted to ask everyone what they thought about it. 
 Response 1: It's easy to put on a hat. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I've been putting in extra hours at The Forum.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That is that introverted behavior that I won't tolerate if you want to continue to be married! 
 Response 1: You are going to have to tolerate it because if you leave me you will lose out on all of my beanie babies, and I know you would never do that! 
 Response 2: Yeah, how we gonna get back home if we don't find the rat?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Why is no one looking at the x-ray monitor. Don't you see? Dana ate a whole roll of quarters.  
 Response 1: She's throwing up like crazy. Disgusting!!  
 Response 2: Do you have the rest of the Cavaliers, like all the adult professional players?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Serving high end sushi is how they got him to do Ocean's Eleven. 
 Response 1: I hate them. I'm just from a different generation. Nobody knows the real me. 
 Response 2: They put it on the sound stage and he showed up.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This is Tia, my love relationship person. 
 Response 1: Tia, as in spanish for ant? 
 Response 2: All right, Sherry. Please, be careful. Make sure you hold your arm out.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Papa, be careful in your Pope mobile. I painted all the window to look like ceramic. 
 Response 1: Clearly she's interested in me buying her a drink. 
 Response 2: Thank you, but that might not be so helpful.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Okay. My name is Jonathan and I'm here for the R-star repair segment. 
 Response 1: Hey, since you know her so well, can you put in a word for me? Like, find out what her deal is? 
 Response 2: Absolutely. Absolutely. We're going to just get you in this dressing room right here, down the hall. It's got your name on it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This is a grave perversion of mars base regulations. 
 Response 1: I understand. I'm sorry, commander. I know I've let you down. I know that this is perhaps the most nontraditional, traditional-nontraditional outcome that one could expect. 
 Response 2: Fine, I'll shadow Marie while she does this sale. Or attempts it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Santa didn't mean any disrespect. 
 Response 1: Yeah, two months. 
 Response 2: Dr. Chang, please. We know it's you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I pursued my restaurant-eaur career and this is a stew restaurant, of course. 
 Response 1: Oh yeah, you used to make food at the LensCrafters. 
 Response 2: I love the news. I love it. It's better than shows that are fake with their fake actors.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I buff my scalp and I twirl my mustache. I clean my glasses on the end of my sweater. I sound my barbaric yelp over the stilt-tops. 
 Response 1: I'm a sweaty-toothed madman. Take me, James Patterson. 
 Response 2: Oh yes, that's perfect. Thank you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What was this Linda's last name? 
 Response 1: We gave you a couple pencils so you didn't have to do that anymore. 
 Response 2: Hold on a second. I wrote it on one of these walls.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Listen, I bet you thought it was smart to install these phones in the confessional. 
 Response 1: Well, it's funny, because you can't see what I'm doing because we're in a confessional booth. 
 Response 2: I lost a wife, Marcus.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Derek, you said that he needs to harden up. 
 Response 1: A man died because you mispronounced the word. And yet other words you pronounce far too correctly. You see now why I cannot let you live? 
 Response 2: I did say that. You're right. How do you always remember these things?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you hear the music now, Mr. Stanfield? 
 Response 1: Take off your metal vest. 
 Response 2: See, this is why I never got married in the first place.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Katarina, this is biggest time time for amusement park hotdog stand. Why are you leaving now? 
 Response 1: OK, but I want everyone to know that you guys stink, I'm great. I'm Arthur. History will judge me the right way. 
 Response 2: Well, there's four people outside. We have almost no patrons.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: How do you do sir? I didn't see you standing there. 
 Response 1: You should see Grizzly River Run. It looks like an empty dog bowl right now. I went on it twice. This shirt's great. 
 Response 2: I didn't see you standing there either. I was just about to comment on what a lovely day it was here in Savannah, Georgia.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The bad news is that the jack booted thugs sent by the president are right outside the door and they are going to shoot all of us. 
 Response 1: Hold on. We have materials in the room. We have yarn, Popsicle sticks, ottomans and pop up books. 
 Response 2: Well, Al Pacino came here. He took all the cereal
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I have rented one of those R-BnBs. 
 Response 1: I've heard of that before. It's a bed and breakfast wiith R&B playing all the time. 
 Response 2: Well yes I agree with you actually one of them threw his slipper at me and called me a lollipop bandit.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is this your first job? 
 Response 1: Oh, yeah. Food person. Yeah, she's nice. 
 Response 2: I guess so, I mean I also babysat my own sister.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You gotta go, sorry Uncle Harry. 
 Response 1: Yeah, you're on your own now. Merry Christmas. Take the goat with you. 
 Response 2: I wish I could make one of them dead chickens come back to life so it can tell me. I never asked a chicken a question.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Are you all blind? This isn't doctor Hawaii, this is Dr. Phil in disguise. 
 Response 1: Not only that, he had a sports car disguised as a van. 
 Response 2: It's a windy day. You gotta let it die down and then people are going to want it. Right now, they can get it for free.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We're going to bring you to dinner when we cook you. 
 Response 1: Just to be clear, you're going to seal the top of the chimney. You're going to light a fire. And so you're going to burn me alive and smoke me at the same time. 
 Response 2: Our story is set in 20th century Rome. Visitors from another planet have come to meet Julius Caesar, not realizing they have made a terrible miscalculation in time.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're never getting out of here on your own. Take that money and run, got to a border town. 
 Response 1: I'm running, ma. I'm running. 
 Response 2: We are using Parisian rules, after all.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Do you do voices? For the simulator, we need you to be able to do different voices. Like, we may want to simulate a cook. 
 Response 1: Here's the thing. If you're worried about the amount of people. There's one simple thing you have to do. Put a cockroach in there. It'll chase people out the door so we can have the world's fair. But also not have all the people of the earth, collapsing on the sidewalk. 
 Response 2: Hey, you want some eggs or something? Pretty good right? That's the voice I would do if I were a cook.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That is what the voodoo princess said. She said "he who signs for it has to take it, and he who doesn't lives another year." 
 Response 1: OK, I'm not going to sign it then. 
 Response 2: Please call me Pinky.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm always impressed by a constant accent. 
 Response 1: Yes, there's nothing I hate more than an accent that's just all over the place. You don't know which way to turn. 
 Response 2: We did.  You know what?  I regret nothing.  That guy; when I think about him, it gets under my skin.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We put them on the penguins, had to make them all hats and uh... you know, it worked like a charm up until they went  in the water. Got them all rusty. 
 Response 1: I don't know why. I'm a useless human being. 
 Response 2: Yeah, cause they're not designed for aquatic use.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Rumpelpiltdown is interested in having some extra security at his hovel. 
 Response 1: I'm not surprised. That cook looked very committed to his work. 
 Response 2: Great. Yeah, I'd love to just watch over you. Is there some kind of predator to gnomes?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't think this ghost knows anything about the theater, at all. 
 Response 1: If you keep talking like that she's going to order me to slap you. 
 Response 2: The only thing he does know is to not stop talking.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: When we get close to the destination, can I drive the cab in? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I told you. I said I was using my shirt to take the water to go to my own park, which is not yet open. 
 Response 2: Yeah, sure. I have a gun, so we can do that.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Honey, you better bow. This is her majesty, Kay. 
 Response 1: It is I. Kay of Kay Jewelers. 
 Response 2: Hi. I can't wait to do the weather today. I love when it's cloudy. Makes my job easy.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, there's a lot of expensive machinery here. 
 Response 1: I was hiding behind the pillar this whole time. It was pretty funny when the audience started throwing flapjacks at you. 
 Response 2: It's very impressive, I know, but I just thought, like, as birth being sort of a natural process, that once my wife gave birth, the machines we just kind of helping, not really doing all the work.  So, it wouldn't be quite as expensive as it is.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: A nun gave us bingo when we got engaged. It was hilarious. A nun came up and we weren't even near a church. 
 Response 1: A lot of people don't think they need them until they get them. 
 Response 2: Yeah, we were just by the water. She came out of the water.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, you are obviously American. I apologize. This was just a demonstration. You'd really do me a solid if you could just be cool. 
 Response 1: That's cool with us. Maybe we'll visit you in a while. 
 Response 2: Wait, you're demonstrating how to pick a pocket? To your young apprentice?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: If I wanted an echo, I'd go up on the Yeti. 
 Response 1: Oh yeah, I remember nothing happening. Like nothing negative, I mean. 
 Response 2: Fair enough. I love that ride.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Jermaine has been working here for 16 years. 
 Response 1: Yeah, you sound a little like Nichols and May. They're one of my favorite duos. 
 Response 2: Before that I had a whole career in electrical engineering.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Being a model on The Price is Right is the greatest gig you could ever hope for. 
 Response 1: Yes, it actually did. Fred, it's like your songs have a magical power. 
 Response 2: You're right. It's hard to get a long-lasting gig in LA.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Let me tell you something, mister. When you first showed up I thought you had something. This is interesting. Everyone wants the power of flight. But I don't want some doctor cutting open my body and attaching these wings to me. So I'm out. 
 Response 1: Oh yes, where is the kitchen? We are the kitchen help and also the entertainment. 
 Response 2: And as for me. Listen, I was with a little start-up years ago, and we were putting thermostats in people's forearm so when you walk around you can know what the temperature was. Two people lost their arms in the trials. So, I'm out, because I've been down this road before.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: David, we've not had a student like you in some time. Please talk to these young, up and coming students. 
 Response 1: Nice try. You can't sue the Brown's. The Brown's own all this town. 
 Response 2: Fellow incoming students. When I'm asked for advice about starting in this intergalactic school of performing arts, I usually give three nuggets of information.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm representing myself in court. I don't have a law degree. All I have is my good word, which is bullshit. 
 Response 1: I want to do it! I'll do it! 
 Response 2: It's not great. You're accused of murder. And attempted murder.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Look at the length of my shadow, dad. 
 Response 1: Well, I would love to tell you more about that, but the fact of the matter is It's definitely haunted. I don't know if you know of a little band called Aerosmith, but it was a night a lot like tonight 13 years ago that Aerosmith first were haunted on this stage. 
 Response 2: Son, that's an even bigger shadow than I've been even carrying around this whole time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mom, we sound about the same age. 
 Response 1: I think that experience at MTV aged you a lot. There's a streak of white in your hair now. 
 Response 2: Oh, thank you. I've been told I have one of those faces.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey, congrats. You became a lawyer so fast. 
 Response 1: Thanks. Well, you know what I did? I passed the bar. 
 Response 2: Yeah, my daughter, I sent her out for some beer and I think she might have come here. Do you know if she came around here? She hasn't come back with my beer and I'm getting worried.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't care that you watch Will & Grace, I'll watch it with you for fuck's sake. 
 Response 1: Melissa, I know in the past I was a little critical about you watching Will & Grace. But if your ex-husband wants to watch it with you, you have my blessing. 
 Response 2: Oh, well, for what? For me being an idiot? For me not knowing stuff? For me not knowing deep cuts of country? Why are you sorry for what I did?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Man, I'm sick of this Sumatra blend coffee. This dark roast is dark as hell, man. I want some French roast. 
 Response 1: Nothing. I'm not saying a word. I'm not telling anything. 
 Response 2: I hate to interrupt you guys. If you're interested in trying one of the coffee samples we have, go ahead. Otherwise, I'll have to ask you to move aside in the line.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Once they hear a child's died on stage, they can't help but attend. 
 Response 1: So, they're not here now, but after word gets out that the child murder is committed... 
 Response 2: I haven't seen it. I have a real problem. I feel like people are going to be mad at me if I haven't seen it, so I say I've just seen parts of it. It usually coasts me through.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, he broke loose. He's out in the world, but I think he's happier that way. He likes to hunt. 
 Response 1: Well, this is great news for the dog, but maybe not great news for the world at large. Since he likes to murder people and all. 
 Response 2: Fine, I'll shadow Marie while she does this sale. Or attempts it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We should go back there. I bet she's more vulnerable than the last time we tried to attack her. 
 Response 1: This is like two and a half pounds light. 
 Response 2: Well, now that we're all on the same page, let's pack it all up. We'll bring Ben and we'll go over to the hermit's house. We'll doink her on the head and anyone else who's around. We'll take their treasures and trinkets and bring them back here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm the phantom of this place. 
 Response 1: The phantom of our one bedroom apartment? You'd think would have seen you before this. 
 Response 2: Sure. That gives us three whole hours.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That'd be terrible. As soon as the Russians are on the moon, they're already waiting in line for bread. 
 Response 1: He was shorter and didn't have a scar. 
 Response 2: That's the problem with communism, right there. There are too many lines.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It was a pretty intense fight. It was much more physical than I described it. 
 Response 1: It's like we're two threesomes. 
 Response 2: I mean, it gave me a chill hearing about it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hello, may I help you. Would you like to buy a piano? 
 Response 1: It's gone. I ate them all and the plastic bag. 
 Response 2: I would like to buy a piano. I heard your Jewish voices from way far away.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You should make sure you eat nutrient rich foods because he will absorb all the nutrients and you will get all the calories. 
 Response 1: Yes, and it can't be that sort of door that opens in. 
 Response 2: Then I will have some hotdog buns.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I already told you. I want an elf costume for my baby. 
 Response 1: Sir, I'd suggest you step right over to the other side of the complex to the Transamerica, they've got all types of costumes. Especially elf. 
 Response 2: How is that enforceable? It's a law?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Targin, would you excuse us for a moment while I hold a family meeting? 
 Response 1: I don't believe him, and I think we should get the biggest weapons we can. Which, in Little Egg Town, is Nerf Baseball Bats. It doesn't take much to break our shells. Maybe we should break his. 
 Response 2: Sure, I'll just hang out over here and enjoy my butter brickle ice cream.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Look behind that. There's the other six Port-o-Potties. 
 Response 1: I see them. Six, seven, eight. There's nine in all. 
 Response 2: Yeah, and now I feel like the chicken is telling us something different.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I wanted to let you know that Hank Thompson might be the guy that stole the police evidence. 
 Response 1: I'll tell you right now. If anyone can bring this guy down, there is a hefty prize on that guys head. 
 Response 2: Will you take me home with you? I've done everything I want to do in my life except meet a dog.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Trish, you're asexual? 
 Response 1: You guys know I'm asexual. Have you ever seen me interested in anything other than a cheeseburger? 
 Response 2: I'd like to see them try. I have sparkling wine for all.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm gonna waft this one in the air towards you right now. 
 Response 1: I want to resist but I can't. Oh my god, it melted on my tongue like a salty snowflake. 
 Response 2: Absolutely, let me get my quill out.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Excuse me, I forgot my bag in the back and I came over to grab it. 
 Response 1: You're a ghost and you've never looked trimmer. 
 Response 2: Kay, it's been six months since you got fired.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't know much about cars. 
 Response 1: Definitely, hold onto your wallet. 
 Response 2: I mean, I don't want to brag, but I do.  That's my passion; that's my love right there, and you've got a beautiful Passat.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm thinking of the other thing you said about how you have to love what you do.  Otherwise, what's the point of going on? 
 Response 1: Oh, yeah.  Existence and what is the meaning of life.  We could die anytime, you know?  We could get fatally stabbed in the stomach tomorrow.  So, you know, why not love what you do? 
 Response 2: Yes, and I'm Cynthia, drinker of bone broth and runner of the Grand Ole Opry.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Please call me Pinky. 
 Response 1: Pinky, I'm sorry. I should remember you like to be address informally. 
 Response 2: Wow, I've never thought about it like that before.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Listen, I don't know if I'm going to make it. I have part of a snack inside of me. 
 Response 1: Maybe you just haven't found the right subject. Have you ever tried romance? 
 Response 2: Oh, you're preaching to the choir. I've had many snacks inside of me over the years.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Marshan, this play is terrible. Next time we come to New York, we gotta really make it worth it. It's gotta be a good play. 
 Response 1: American Football. I call it by its proper name. 
 Response 2: Maybe it's because we're standing in the back. If could be closer, we could probably hear.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, you're telling me that you would prefer someone that was made into two half people. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I mean, it's pretty lonely down here in the subway.  I don't need a lot of complications like being in love with two twins who are resected into one. 
 Response 2: I saw him too. Todd's such a weirdo.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: General, why are you so wealthy. 
 Response 1: Yeah, my parents wanted me to look good, so I've been working out of a sinewy, muscle-y body. I'm bright orange. And I put a lot of oil on me. 
 Response 2: It's like lottery tickets are coming out of your pants, left and right.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Unmarried means I live somewhere else and don't see you very often. 
 Response 1: So, no biggie. You never really liked your father, anyway. 
 Response 2: Right, what we need to do to defeat his legion of terra cotta seven foot women.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It must take a long time to get your doctorate in medicine. 
 Response 1: Yeah, two months. 
 Response 2: Then I had this idea about doing a whole swap and a cross over, you and me and me and him, and him and her and him and him.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We've got a lot of work to do if we're going to pass you off as a dentist to these children 
 Response 1: What do you mean we have a lot of work to do? You're just going to make me put on your clothes. 
 Response 2: All of them.  I'm a very thorough dentist in my practice.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Y'all are only 48? Hard living, I guess. The logging life. 
 Response 1: You were married in the middle school? 
 Response 2: 48 for a logger is like 104 for just a regular job.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, Dianne and I couldn't help but notice that you're not so much wearing a shirt as you are a series of band-aids. Is that how you plan on dressing every day? 
 Response 1: I can loosen up for sure. This is my more uptight look. 
 Response 2: Are you being sarcastic or do you really think this is likely that an envelope will drop out of the ceiling? 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You left some hazy instructions when you were being strangled by the monkey's paw. Can you please just go over it with me? 
 Response 1: Yes, open the piano. Use the keys to play the tune. 
 Response 2: Kindergarten. Because they're too young to make fun of you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I appreciate the NBA, but I prefer to have my own competition. 
 Response 1: Tracy and Tony, we like to refer to us in third person. Tracy and Tony been together for so long, on again and off again in addition to being off and a lot of on sometimes. 
 Response 2: Your own competition? Well, that's never been done before.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We have to kill Geum. Federal agents have to kill federal agents sometimes. 
 Response 1: No one can see you, but thanks for narrating. 
 Response 2: Everyone knows that rule, of course. But I've been working with Geum for a long time. He's a good guy. I know he's had a difficult time here getting information, But I don't think we should outright kill him.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: A lot of times we use our bathroom behavior as an excuse and it's actually a metaphor for something bigger that's going on. 
 Response 1: Hold on, Carol. Don't twist this. 
 Response 2: I don't love myself.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Fraufrick. That's an interesting name. Where does that come from, do you know? 
 Response 1: Well, I would too. Oh, the things I could do if I had $1 million dollars. 
 Response 2: I think that my parents thought I looked kind of like a frog?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The librarian was hit by a train? 
 Response 1: That's right. He was on the way to his birthday party. 
 Response 2: I am Italian, as a matter of fact. My name is Ray.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You survived that hanging, you son of a bitch! 
 Response 1: Boy, I sure did. I just lost some of the mobility. 
 Response 2: I want to sign her, but she hasn't done anything that I haven't heard before. If she's got one piece of original material, I'd take her.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You see, he makes like he's in a box. Now he's walking against the wind. 
 Response 1: That sounds good. Just make sure you get us a good player in return. 
 Response 2: But you told me you were pickpockets. So you're also theater students?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We'll tell the cops that we were here the whole time and that we were swimming. 
 Response 1: Well, we don't know which crime they are going to ask us about. For the hospital fire, we can't really say you were here the whole time because you were in the hospital. Also, we don't have a pool. 
 Response 2: Jesse Ventura never would have said anything to us like that.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well Majorie, I think that's the best Rush show I've ever seen, eh? 
 Response 1: Yeah, cooked within an inch of its life and then tossed into a freezer. 
 Response 2: Yeah, and we've seen them all.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm Eve's husband, you jerk. 
 Response 1: Yeah, sure. Your place is so close to my place. 
 Response 2: You're Adam? I'm your, I guess, grandson. Many times removed.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm William Shakespeare. I traveled from the past. Let's not talk about it now. Let's check out those whales. 
 Response 1: Yeah, nobody can ever get fired for being helpful. 
 Response 2: Oh, my God, I'm so conflicted. I really love whales, but you're saying your William Shakespeare? That's a lot to take in.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I need a marketing tactic for peanut butter. 
 Response 1: These writers, they're in love with their own words. 
 Response 2: They're all the same right? They seem like they're all the same.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You've been acting as a doctor and injecting people with things for years. 
 Response 1: Well, that's the most nutritious part. 
 Response 2: Yeah, science is about experimentation. Read a book to me because I'm unable.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So you decided to be two people? Are you merely two people or are there other personalities?  
 Response 1: I think they might of made a mistake and we certainly made a mistake buying 7,000 copies of the book. 
 Response 2: I don't want to go into that. I have so many identities. I just wanted to have a nice, peaceful reunion with everyone on The Net.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Because they have the best eggs. 
 Response 1: Why wouldn't you tell us, we're the last three people alive, we think. 
 Response 2: Hotels do have the best eggs. They always have!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Let me tell you. I got it in with the big guy upstairs. I'm actually one of the big guys upstairs. I'm literally an angel. 
 Response 1: Whoa, wait am minute. Are you the archangel Gabriel? I thought you looked familiar. 
 Response 2: Well, Colonial, we sent many top and bottom scientists out to conduct sessions with teenage boys.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I came over as soon as I got the news that we were making this movie and I 'd have no pay and zero trailer. 
 Response 1: It's the true spirit of Aid Man, the fat super hero, who wants to help. 
 Response 2: You're already a hero to me. We could be heroes together.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, you're a little late if you're just now trying to take down corporate. This is the last Blockbuster. We're almost out of business. 
 Response 1: Last Blockbuster? Daddy-master, why didn't you tell us this before? 
 Response 2: We were leaving it open to just sort of enjoy whatever Death Valley threw at us.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Just so you know, for an extra fifteen dollars you can take a picture with Mr. Ryner. 
 Response 1: My biggest memory is when she orders pizza, man, and she uses the internet and it looks really good. 
 Response 2: That's true, I know you would like a photograph with me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: And, the valedictorian of this class, who is headed to work at the plant: Chuck ZZTop. 
 Response 1: We did it! Are we ready to do our choreographed dance to Thriller? 
 Response 2: I understand. You guys have an entire room just for outdoor shoes. I'm not used to that at all.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: These prophecies we've been giving, are we making them happen or are these just things that we see in the future? 
 Response 1: Yeah, we've been talking to the police and when we looked into the cars, they were gone. 
 Response 2: I thought we were all pretty much making it up. I didn't know that there had to be a vision or anything.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Whoa, that's the first time you guys have said no to anything I've asked for. 
 Response 1: Oh sure yeah yeah yeah in our gigantically long bed. 
 Response 2: We're getting smarter.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's such an honor Mr. Ryner, I have always wanted to meet you! 
 Response 1: Yeah, but you know, I go where the wind blows, so. 
 Response 2: Have you, that's funny because I have never wanted to meet you, ever!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You said everybody was cool. I'm not trying to pretend to be no child all day long. Let's get these doughnuts and get the hell out of here. 
 Response 1: Look, I don't question miracles mama and papa. 
 Response 2: It's not that simple. These guys, they're making these crazy doughnuts and they're going to be very cagey about it, you know?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The bird brought a message for you in its beak. What does it say? 
 Response 1: That's all right. I studied science for both of us. 
 Response 2: It says "breakfast you will never have as long as you do not recall the answer to the song of light and down the tunnel you will fall."
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We have a big problem. Have you been down in the evidence room lately? 
 Response 1: I have not sir. I forgot the code and I was too embarrassed to ask for it. 
 Response 2: Let's see. "We would prefer you to sweep the cards. Including this card you are holding in your hand. Put this in the pile of cards to be swept. Then sweep all cards into the trash can. Yours most sincerely, in the holy name of Jesus, Judy - who is right here."
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Let's all thank Mr. Jasper for his wise words. 
 Response 1: Thanks for nothing, Mr. Jasper! 
 Response 2: Ok, I'll say a positive like "delicious" with it next time. Then it won't be taken in a negative way.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You watch how you talk to the boss. 
 Response 1: You want something to stare at?  Why don't you stare at these birthday cake candles until your eyeballs burn out? 
 Response 2: We will, we will. Please, lower your guns. We come in peace.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You can stay, but just like, in that little area where you are right there. 
 Response 1: That's true. I never get to sing on stage because of my horrendous voice. 
 Response 2: OK. I love the, what do you call this, threshold? I can just hang out at the threshold.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Xavier, do you eat in your tree? 
 Response 1: Yes, I eat stuff that's in the tree. That's where I eat. 
 Response 2: She was the original tough gal with a bad attitude.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So, your improv to take the heat off yourself was to an invent an entire opposite religion. 
 Response 1: Toaster Strudel, quit dancing and get him. 
 Response 2: They believe in a Sky God. I mean, they're morons.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Rodney started cooking fries in the kitchen while we were sleeping and the tower is burning down. 
 Response 1: What why didn't the alarm go off we just had them checked by the company. 
 Response 2: We did a prank. I hope you don't gotta sing the national anthem of a country you don't know or the Greek alphabet.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Where's that snickerdoodle I ordered? The snickerdoodle sundae? 
 Response 1: It's coming right up, sir. If you just go back to your table. 
 Response 2: Everyone knew Bill Phil. God, he was a good guy. He was a big gregarious fella, fireplug of a man.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Why would you fill out one sodoku with the same number in all the squares? 
 Response 1: Oh, I always do that. It's the Lord's number. 
 Response 2: Look, none of the cars have engines, and people have been complaining. So, this is our way around that.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That sounded like the artificial intelligence made a threat to me. 
 Response 1: You know who's sick? Me. I've been hovering over this trash can all day. Here's what's gonna happen. I'm going to give you the homework now. Either you do it, your mom does it - I don't care. But at the end of the year, I want that homework. If I were you I'd tell your mom today so you don't make her do it all in one night before the end of the school year. 
 Response 2: As the creator of this artificial intelligence, I feel as if i have nothing to fear.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What were you saying? What's happening with the family? 
 Response 1: Oh, the kids are across the street at the ice cream shop. 
 Response 2: Well, you're an employee. Could you be an ambassador for us?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Now, your honor, I'm just a seer suckered, brow mopping, country lawyer, but I don't know what this gentleman has to say. 
 Response 1: I have made $4.00. 
 Response 2: I would just like to discern what brow mopping exactly is.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh sorry, let me take my pants off. I didn't see you there Mrs. Mayor. 
 Response 1: I've seen it and I love the idea.  
 Response 2: That's fine, look, you can keep your pants on. I'm giving you special privileges.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Your daughter is very cruel. How sharper than a serpent's tooth to have a mean roasty child. 
 Response 1: Let's not get split up ever.  
 Response 2: You're right. I'm going to hit her the next time I see her.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, look Art. If this stadium is gonna get any rating higher than a B, we gotta clean out all these drunks. 
 Response 1: Aw yeah, because the stadium inspector's coming in. And a B stadium, you can only fill it in halfway. 
 Response 2: Yes, open the piano. Use the keys to play the tune.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: They are living in a hill that is similar to ours, but different. Can you imagine? 
 Response 1: Sure thing. Do you accept personal checks? 
 Response 2: OK. I can't imagine. That seems like the worst. They should be forced to move.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We are very curious, Don, what do you want to find in the woods? 
 Response 1: That's must be why when I told my girlfriends I was going on vacation none of them were excited or surprised. 
 Response 2: Find the Port-o-Potty. They dropped off the van/truck.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I've got the guns, and on your signal I'm going to pass them underneath near my feet so you can grab them. They'll never see it coming. 
 Response 1: People will be too busy dying to notice my hands dropping them. It's a perfect plan. 
 Response 2: It was also really weird that the others readily volunteered that information.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's definitely unorthodox to be secretive about your wedding date, but I support you in that. 
 Response 1: And I support you, which is why we love each other so much. 
 Response 2: The whole thing. A lot of people cut corners and they'll just x-ray the forehead.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well look at all those FBI agents floating up on the ceiling. 
 Response 1: You know what? This is a party. I'll get out the pinata sticks. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I'm from Melbourne and Australia.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You guys have not been eating real food. 
 Response 1: That'll be one thousand francs. 
 Response 2: I thought my stew looked like yarn.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I would have expected many more customers with the big day one launch of a new comic. 
 Response 1: Well, the truth is. No one really wants to hear from an overweight, fat Aid Man. 
 Response 2: A humming bird just flew out of that register. This nut house is pretty nutty.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Look, you're a good kid. And I think you're doing a pretty good job. But you just seem overwhelmed. 
 Response 1: Yes, they come from the equestrian department on floor six. 
 Response 2: This is the first time I've ever been a valet, man-servant, houseboy. Whatever you want to call it. I just got out of cooking school.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Should we take a nap? 
 Response 1: Yes, for a nap. A nap would be so great right now. 
 Response 2: I'm trapped in my 17 year old body because I died that night.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Go ahead and get back out there. 
 Response 1: OK. It is a train station. Don't turn them away. 
 Response 2: I'll go pick up your dry cleaning now.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: When you moved the pantyhose, did you happen to find a key there? 
 Response 1: Oh, this one? I put it in my bra because I didn't want it to fall out. 
 Response 2: Yeah, everybody's heard of Mrs. Chicken Feathers. Look at my t-shirt.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Thank you and sorry to embarrass you in the future when you don't have any money. 
 Response 1: Yeah, there are boxes in factories too, that's fair. But this is a warehouse, Junebug. 
 Response 2: I'm just going to go drown my sorrows in some ice cream, I guess.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Look at them over there with their bald heads. They go together like a perfect figure eight. 
 Response 1: They're making each other cry, but happy tears. 
 Response 2: Getty Lee! We're Rush. We're a Canadian supergoup. We gotta go out there.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My phone, it keeps playing this racist song. 
 Response 1: Your hair looks great. I like the back, the top, the sides, and the bottom. 
 Response 2: Are you going to look at it? That might be the ringer. It might be notifying you that you're getting an incoming call.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You can get a massage, honey. I feel like there's something wrong here. I'm going to take a walk. 
 Response 1: Well I can't turn down a four hand-er. Come on, boys! 
 Response 2: It's a beautiful crystal flute. It's sort of like a straw.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is this what you meant by doing other things? 
 Response 1: Oh, we're sisters. 
 Response 2: Well, it was the first thing that I thought of, and it certainly falls into the category of other.  I don't know.  Geez.  At first, you were speaking my language, Dirk.  Now I want to know what you mean by doing other things.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I am but a humble matchstick girl named fresh fish please save my society. 
 Response 1: Were going to do all we can do as president's in fact we already decided that were going to go ahead and roll out the maple syrup act so things are already on the right track for sure.. 
 Response 2: My goodness. You've been here since the beginning. Do you not remember?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: How would you like to be a part of band of pickpockets and occasional kidney thieves? 
 Response 1: I'd love it. Your name is Gaston, but I want to call you Happy. 
 Response 2: Oh, my gosh. Why do you have a car?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Roger, let me have you dip your face in this bucket of baby powder. 
 Response 1: Dr. Hawaii, I'm so sorry, but there's a pig emergency. 
 Response 2: OK. That is refreshing. I feel much better now and am ready to go out on camera.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: When my daddy doesn't believe me, it cuts up my soul, but then a scar forms and makes it stronger. 
 Response 1: What a philosophical little child. 
 Response 2: Everything you see is for sale.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Kelly, I would like to record this for posterity. Do you mind speaking into the microphone, please? 
 Response 1: Yes, but that one day is the first time that he stood up to me. 
 Response 2: I feel very comfortable speaking into this microphone because it's not the barrel of a gun.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Congratulations, it's a girl. What name should I put on the birth certificate? 
 Response 1: I just never know where to start. 
 Response 2: It's Sandwicheria. S-A-N-D-W-I-C-H-E-R-I-A.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Have you seen this barricade? 
 Response 1: Oh, they have the severe tire damage spikes. 
 Response 2: Oh, my. The roaming must be off the charts.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Honey, just open the door, just for a moment.  Oh, Whiskers wants to say hi!  Down boy!  He's only a St. Bernard, but he's a mongrel.  Pussibly, I think the food's here!  Sweetheart!? 
 Response 1: Well, you're the medical professional. 
 Response 2: Okay.  You could come in Crocodear, but I really want to go to Venice.  We talked about it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You have some really racist face paint on right now. 
 Response 1: Well, I didn't put it on. They put it on me. 
 Response 2: Look for the hidden Mickeys is all I'm going to say. Wink.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It was not like this before the rif raff moved in with the laundromat. 
 Response 1: That was weird. I don't think you look that much like Dame Edna. I mean, if I saw you side to side, I'd say "No, she doesn't look like Dame Edma at all." 
 Response 2: It's terrible. I should have stayed in jail.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't like my hair. I don't like my dumb hands. 
 Response 1: Why would you assign any level of intelligence to your hands, darling? 
 Response 2: Yeah, everybody's heard of Mrs. Chicken Feathers. Look at my t-shirt.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: All right, I'll give you the supplies. But my dad, he almost always gets money upfront. 
 Response 1: Oh yes. Well, we are so excited. Our whole family's here and my daughter's gonna buy a boy today. It's just a big day for our family. 
 Response 2: Oh, yeah, but you have to understand. The way fathers do business is different from the way sons do business.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'll read you the note the left. "Hello, we're both powerful tired and we're just going to lay down for a little bit. Do not disturb us and don't look too close at our necks." 
 Response 1: Hm, well, that's pretty convincing. It's just two people fell asleep and we thought it was a murder because someone called and said their was a murder and that you had gone "ape shit" to quote the caller. 
 Response 2: Ah, it is like gold dust.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Pardon me, German immortal man, French-German. Settle a bet for us. We have a little wager. They say if your wrists are bigger than your neck you have cancer. Stick out your wrists and put them here so we can measure. 
 Response 1: These are cancer measuring devices? They look like handcuffs. 
 Response 2: OK. Let me first of all let me just say that I'm sorry. That was bad on me. I didn't have faith that you would get a date.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Wait a minute, it's you. Matern. You work for me now? 
 Response 1: Yes, yes, please. This suspense is also a talent. 
 Response 2: Yes, I'm your clark. It's like a clerk but everything's different in this town now.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Listen, meteor, us republicans need to get out of here. We have a big bus and we're going to head to the other side of the earth. 
 Response 1: Hmm OK. The time has been increased to 13 hours. 
 Response 2: Yeah, that's cool.  There's no one else here to talk to.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What's so special about this pen other than that it's invisible? Which is a big deal, so I get it. 
 Response 1: It's true. Did you know the appendix is only as big as your pinky and it can do all that kind of damage to you inside. 
 Response 2: I know. Are you kidding? I'm Hitler. I love this kind of shit.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Okay, well I'm Prop Supervisor and that leaves me a lot of free time. 
 Response 1: Okay, well, use your free to get a tan or knit a sweater, but I am Script Supervisor.  I'm in charge of script.  You're in charge of props.  Why don't you go make love to your gummy rat, or whatever? 
 Response 2: I was eating lunch on the move because I'm like a shark.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It wouldn't be the first time the baby brother has committed some sort of error in telling the truth, would it? 
 Response 1: It just seems like everyone in my life has forgotten my birthday today. Including me. 
 Response 2: No, I suppose not.  I freely admit that in past times I have fibbed here or there, but it was always in service of our organization.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: England vs. Great Britain is one  of our more popular shows. 
 Response 1: Yeah, well you don't know either. Stupid. 
 Response 2: It's wonderful because it's this magical land versus a very real place. Everyone loves it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I wasted so much gas driving all the way up here. 
 Response 1: Wasted is a big word for visiting a friend on hospice. 
 Response 2: You're soaking wet. Go dry off, Pip.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There's a spot open in the band too if you want. 
 Response 1: I'm testing my boundaries. 
 Response 2: In Primus? It's every clown's dream to join Primus.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Some people call it Dorito Dust! 
 Response 1: Ah, it is like gold dust. 
 Response 2: He left town. He didn't want to help out in the family business. He thought he didn't have any sense of his culture or roots and he went to China.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You have so many Nickelback CDs in your collection. 
 Response 1: It's only Nickelback. He followed them around on tour. 
 Response 2: Napkins.  We started to charge because everybody wants to take them.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Wait, they give you cups of coffee when you make it to the major leagues? 
 Response 1: Yeah, you never heard about that ceremony? 
 Response 2: Oh, Jonathan. So you sold your dryer? How much did you get for it?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, that would explain why I keep drinking people's blood. 
 Response 1: My mama kind of gave up the reigns real soon because she was a dreamer. She's a pretty woman. 
 Response 2: And that would explain why your skin is so fresh and radiant.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: My dog was in good shape when I got him. He's really falling apart now. 
 Response 1: Well, you know, he's 23. 
 Response 2: No one is doubting that. Obviously, celebrities are better and we all look up to them.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm sorry your mother abandoned you. My parents stuck around. They liked me. 
 Response 1: Please don't say blood nut without consent. 
 Response 2: I guess that's why you're the captain.
Output: Response 2