niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: So sorry, we didn't see you there. You were sort of blending into the background. 
 Response 1: I thought your skin was part of that leather couch. 
 Response 2: I don't know. I guess we could remember what foods our kids are allergic to and if they want  to go to New York City for their birthday.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mike, you're so sweet to me. 
 Response 1: It's your style and your flair. It's the way you live your life that tells me for our 15th wedding anniversary, you want to swim. 
 Response 2: She said may or may not. We're no closer to the truth.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, welcome back from your adventure you two. 
 Response 1: Look, Carolyn got a tattoo. 
 Response 2: It's an uphill battle, Carol.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hi, Mr. Wiki. My name's Ben Jafarge. 
 Response 1: Oh Jafarge? There's a Jafarge family that invented brownie fudge up in northern Pennsylvania before it became unified as singular Pennsylvania.  
 Response 2: Do you realize that your house is like, totally, completely infested with monsters? Why would you feel safe THERE?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I was cool with being naked, but now that I've eaten that apple, I need to hide my genitals away. 
 Response 1: You were gonna let a snake lick it before. Not just a snake, but a snake that's part devil. 
 Response 2: He just has one of those faces you've got to like.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey Dave, do you really think that Grandma hates me as much as she says she does? 
 Response 1: Yeah, man. She's pretty plain about it. 
 Response 2: He stole my wallet. He literally steals.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We died in a car. Our car is also a ghost. 
 Response 1: And it's cute. 
 Response 2: Well, he wouldn't know which direction to run.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm not in charge of getting them out of the van. 
 Response 1: You are now. I've promoted you up the pyramid. 
 Response 2: I'm sweating it out, you can see the vapors coming off of me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I find it strange that you told me the story of the woman first and after that about the dog. It seems like the natural heighten would have gone dog first and then woman. 
 Response 1: You know, I get so excited to tell the story about the woman, I forget to put the dog first. The woman is the closer. 
 Response 2: I like to think about where it came from.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey, Diane. I don't know if you watch TV at all. Have you seen that show, Will & Grace? 
 Response 1: Okay, I'll just set these waters and cranberry juices on the table while you finish talking in there. 
 Response 2: In the name of the father, son, and holy spirit. Now that show is not appropriate for our kind. I mean, Seinfeld, I can get behind. Friends, no problem. The 8 o'clock news, of course.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So my name's Tom. 
 Response 1: Oh, Caroline. So sorry. I should have said that as soon as we got in here. 
 Response 2: Timothy, will you mop all this up for me?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Cookie, you've gotta get outta here. I think we're in danger. 
 Response 1: So am I. It made me realize a couple of things about myself that i never realized before. Number one. I'm thankful for the things that I have. Number two, I'm thankful for the things that I don't have. Like a regular-hinged john. Thankful I don't have that. 
 Response 2: We gotta stop this cocaine fish.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Are we supposed to read every parenting book? Are we supposed to watch every therapy show? 
 Response 1: I don't know. I guess we could remember what foods our kids are allergic to and if they want  to go to New York City for their birthday. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I think that's true. I mean, we are in Burma.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is the picture level? Oh, yes, Doctor, it's very level. Of course, I'm a nurse, so I have not been trained in many things. 
 Response 1: That's right. You sure do like correcting my use of words and how I don't know so many words for being a  Doctor. 
 Response 2: Do I have multiple pockets? I like to carry many kinds of cheese with me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Look, there's robots in this town, right? 
 Response 1: Your real eyes or your ghost eyes? Because they're still on me. 
 Response 2: Yeah, that's why I'm here. Wait, you know about the robots?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Okay, remember, here is going to say parir. 
 Response 1: Yes, I've lived here for several years, I speak Spanish. 
 Response 2: I did. I drank so much coffee, I can hear my heart.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I came to a pediatrician's office because I thought you took care of kids. 
 Response 1: Well, yes. That's what  pediatrician does. We take care of children. 
 Response 2: This is scary as fuck.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This old skeleton is wearing a Seattle Mariner's cap. 
 Response 1: Sorry, I was just behind this blanket. It's very nice to meet you. 
 Response 2: Those caps are built to last.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I thought you did quite well on SNL. I think people liked you. 
 Response 1: How dare you. That's our child. 
 Response 2: You think people liked me? I guess I just felt like after I was in one movie, The Net, and then never a movie ever again, people didn't like me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Welcome to Sears and Roebuck. How can I help you? 
 Response 1: Evan, that's a lot of pressure to put on me. 
 Response 2: You can help me by directing me toward a blender. I'm looking or a new blender with several blades in there and several speeds.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, for your information, I was not going to tell a story about a blimp. 
 Response 1: Thank you, Evan, you're so sweet. I appreciate that. 
 Response 2: Oh you weren't? OK. Well, don't be offended, Rudy, OK? You know, it's just a common affliction that goes along with alcoholism. Memory loss.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Will my nose hurt after the surgery? Whenever I sniff? 
 Response 1: I don't think either of those things are very cool, but I appreciate you loving him as much a I did. 
 Response 2: I don't know, but it will definitely make a sound. But you can pick the sound.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Look, you can have whatever you want. I'm going to move my development somewhere else, if that's alright with you Salvatore. 
 Response 1: As long as I can still invest. 
 Response 2: Did you also put my change of address at the DMV?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Shannon, we're kind of wandering around. We've lost our car, too. It's a champagne Lexus SUV. 
 Response 1: Oh, I've passed like ten of them in here. 
 Response 2: He had an unexpected peanut allergy.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well the doctor gave me a clean bill of health. 
 Response 1: You said everybody was cool. I'm not trying to pretend to be no child all day long. Let's get these doughnuts and get the hell out of here. 
 Response 2: Well, that's better than those dirty bills we kept getting in the past.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We want that blazer. You want the coffee. Then, you also want to rip our tickets for True West, which is hours from now. 
 Response 1: I did kill him accidentally and now I have to go. It wasn't fully my fault. 
 Response 2: Yes, it's just to help you out. It's like checking in online for a flight.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Anonda wanted to do the dating game to figure out who she's going to be with 
 Response 1: You mean swallowing swords? It's very difficult. 
 Response 2: I can't believe how quickly this all came together.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: If you're looking for people to hang out with, I could come to your grandmother's funeral. 
 Response 1: Well, I'm waiting for my cousin James, who is coming in on this train. I wonder what is keeping the train. 
 Response 2: Oh, I remember him. I remember everyone by their bagel order.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The toilets are in the toilet aisle. Right now, you're in screen doors. 
 Response 1: That's what I thought these were, but I wasn't 100% sure. 
 Response 2: I didn't know it was her.  I thought it was just a minx stole with a cool voice.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, that was weird. 
 Response 1: I don't know why you can't, but you're right. 
 Response 2: I felt a chill. Sort of a glitch or something.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Jimmy turn that telivision off I'm trying to sleep 
 Response 1: You're soaking wet. Go dry off, Pip. 
 Response 2: Dad it is my time on the TV you said even if you are trying to sleep that I could watch it!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hold on, you think that Benson is too fanciful a story to happen in real life? A guy working at a government office? 
 Response 1: My name is Kevaregi. I was named after a classical composer. 
 Response 2: I just don't believe that a black man can hold that kind of position in government. That's all.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, us black teachers can go to the teacher's lounge still? 
 Response 1: The doorway. You can just stand in the doorway of the teacher's lounge and look in. 
 Response 2: Tan chocolate and caramel. You were going to go to the Trader Joe's to get those for me?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Our final rule is no fraternizing. Don't sleep with coworkers. 
 Response 1: Our chemistry must be obvious to you. I can assure you, there's no sleeping going on. 
 Response 2: I knew it. I can't trust anyone on this ship. I should have gone to Paris with John.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, I did. No one's above the law. And you, saying I just can't shoot people. You know I'm a police person, right? It's kind of our thing. 
 Response 1: What? Did you steal them from a farm or from a small child? 
 Response 2: Yeah, I know that more than anyone here probably. Including the audience.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We're not here to judge the quality of the Jaws sequels, sir. We're just here to judge how long the snake is. We can't re-litigate Jaws and it's subsequent sequels right now. 
 Response 1: I would love to litigate it. I wish someone had taken it to court. 
 Response 2: It's true, he is trying to set an example for his daughter.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: They should have some kind of refreshments. 
 Response 1: They do, look, that fat guy is taking everything though. 
 Response 2: Right, and he loves to hug.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Could you please open the register, sir? This is of vital importance. 
 Response 1: Oh, I know. This comment card says "These two gals was gossiping while hanging off the windmill." That windmill hole is our bread and butter. 
 Response 2: I'm sorry, I've never done this before. You have to buy something for it to open.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm doing a full McConaughey for her. Lost weight, bleached my hair. I'm walking now. 
 Response 1: You're walking. You're not sitting in that wheelchair that you don't need? 
 Response 2: I thought people in Florida always just acted like it wasn't happening.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I opened the door on my way out of the restroom to come out and wash my hands. As I pulled the stall door inward, there was a man hanging from it as though he'd been trying to push his way in. 
 Response 1: I want to live. I don't want to die alone. 
 Response 2: He is good and he is great. God is! Not the man. I'm putting my hand up in the air, can you not tell?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm Kerryanne from the film Poltergeist. I really like Joy Division. 
 Response 1: Oh, I wish I hadn't killed myself before that movie came out. It looked amazing. 
 Response 2: Because of that night you drank like crazy and drive.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Todd, I think Helen might be lying to us about this cousin. 
 Response 1: We're going to go over there to see them, and there's going to be all this tension. 
 Response 2: Can I confide something in you, Pamst? I feel like she might be one of those human killing robots.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That's kind of a bleak story.? 
 Response 1: That's the way the contest works. We have to keep all of the photos for the next 20 years. 
 Response 2: My mama kind of gave up the reigns real soon because she was a dreamer. She's a pretty woman.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Your hands are shaking, Brandon. 
 Response 1: Well, I know, but that will soon change because she's going to join me in my reconstruction business. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I didn't sleep so good last night, Mr. Houston.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Is there a way we can seal him up? I don't want to say preserve. Just in a way that if he didn't get on worked now, we could deal with him later in another place? 
 Response 1: Dr. Gillalilly is right. We have to find that dog. That shouldn't be too hard. 
 Response 2: Well, if we had any water we could inject him with some of this freeze dried medicine.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I guess back to the drawing board because I was going to make an Esty shop for this. 
 Response 1: So your Esty shop was going to be "I'm selling bottles of water with glass inside"? 
 Response 2: Every year of my life, since I was a baby.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I shouldn't have eaten so many hot dogs before we got on the dance floor. I feel kind of queasy. 
 Response 1: You should sit down. I'm very worried. Are we were sure those were hot dogs? 
 Response 2: Bulene!  You wasn't even doing a Denise voice when you read that poem!  You panicked up there!  You choked!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, it's a very dusty, abandoned puppet theater. With very long dust molecules. The molecules are approximately six feet or so. 
 Response 1: Wait, the molecules are that long? How long is the actual dust itself, that's visible to the eye? 
 Response 2: Wait, you didn't hear my offer yet. My offer is 100 million dollars for 0% of your company. I just want to invest in you and know that you did a good job. I just want to watch you thrive and I just want to be an outsider.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Excuse me, but could you keep it down? My daughter is not feeling well and I think that the loud noises will startle her. 
 Response 1: Oh, so I guess you've made peace with it. Don't lead with that when you meet people though. 
 Response 2: I'm so sorry. My son is a trial and tribulation every day of my life.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Shut your goddamn mouth! 
 Response 1: Cindy, I'll pretend you didn't say that and I won't report you to the manager. 
 Response 2: It is a store. These are all authentic Navajo artifacts.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: If a female foot fetishist comes in, you'll know when you see. 
 Response 1: We're going to let the customer decide who he is actually purchasing it from. 
 Response 2: Female foot fetishists are so rare.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We caught him red-handed with a computer, sending a personal email. That is our group computer. It is for work and solitaire. 
 Response 1: So we sent him to the manager's office. 
 Response 2: I'm your manager. I can do anything.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Look, you guys called about two wild dogs trapped in cars. But, Officer Puffins, do you see any wild dogs trapped in any cars over here? 
 Response 1: It's been a while. I'm sorry, I couldn't remember the rest of the words to Eagle's Wings and I was so embarrassed. 
 Response 2: I just see two open Honda Civics.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Wait! Viarda you are changing form again. 
 Response 1: It's true. I cannot stay any one thing for too long. I have to change shape in order to move the plot forward. Now I am a beautiful bird and I can carry you any place you wish as long a your heart is pure. 
 Response 2: I feel lightheaded. I've lost too much blood.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm feeling that whisky a little bit. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I'm so excited to walk this stage. 
 Response 2: There's a cracked iPod mini in the lost in found.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: OK. Table for one. 
 Response 1: What kind of accent do they have? Is it specific? I don't want to have to give up my white linen suit. 
 Response 2: He'll take you to your table. Show 'em how it's done, Bob. Here's your moment to shine.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Take Methuselah's advice. She's been here 108 years. 
 Response 1: It's a powdery beer, too. 
 Response 2: Being a model on The Price is Right is the greatest gig you can ever hope for.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I know, this is what I came here for. We gotta find some samples or I'm not going to feel like I have worth as a human being. 
 Response 1: Me either, Martin. I'm hungry and I don't want to buy food. So I came to this corn maze because that seemed like the quickest way to get free food. 
 Response 2: Oh, Ives St. Laurent.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Guys, I can't get the door unlocked. I'm the one pressing the button and I still can't coordinate my two hands. 
 Response 1: Yeah that's the team that went twenty and oh and then had to drop out because of the whole doping thing. 
 Response 2: Just bash your head through the window. Come on.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You should be taking care of that goddamn dog. We got the dog for you, Bibbles. 
 Response 1: I know and I love it. Twenty percent of the time. 
 Response 2: I don't want to go into that. I have so many identities. I just wanted to have a nice, peaceful reunion with everyone on The Net.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Don't tell them, little Twitters. We have a secret. 
 Response 1: How could you have fulfilled your purpose in life? You are a terrible person you haven't fulfilled anything. 
 Response 2: Secrets secrets are no fun unless of course you tell someone.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You keep bringing it up so much, I'm wondering if you're the one who wants to get a room. 
 Response 1: Yeah, my own room. A room of my own. Put that in your little self help book. 
 Response 2: Well, try it right now. Try being mean.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I can tell by looking at his face, his name is Ron. 
 Response 1: Well, that ain't my job. It's Maybelline's job. My second wife. She returns movies, that's her job. 
 Response 2: OK, can we get a jersey made for Ron? That just says "Ron" on the back?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're taking the extra black history class though, right? 
 Response 1: Well, the inn's closed for the night, but why don't you come stay with me? Always happy to have a logger in from another land to stay in my home and share in my hearth. 
 Response 2: Yeah, we're taking the black history class with Miss Pearl.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Of course your head hurts, Mr. Disney. You've been hit in the head with a brick several thousand times over the years. 
 Response 1: Wasted is a big word for visiting a friend on hospice. 
 Response 2: It's like my head's a brick magnet.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah, like to me, the baby man represents having a lot of friends and hanging out with people and playing video games and stuff. 
 Response 1: You've brought a tear to this old butterface. 
 Response 2: I am. I'm thinking that we should all create a musical group, like Abba.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Larry H. Parker is a god. 
 Response 1: Kill him, Karen. Kill him! He knows too much. 
 Response 2: Oh my god, here he comes.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: As you know we have been secluded in our tower but we want to make things better. 
 Response 1: Oh sure yeah yeah yeah in our gigantically long bed. 
 Response 2: The only way they could make things better would be if they killed those dirty fake mable syrup drinkers but we know they will never be willing to do that.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you think that I'm a ghost and that I'm going to fleece you out of this place and then have ghost parties for me an my cool ghost friends? 
 Response 1: That's a great idea. We can throw ghost parties and your ghost friends can be here, so can regular humans and you'll be in the same space, so we could be at double capacity. 
 Response 2: Yes, you put the coozie on the cup. That's a real glass half full attitude. I like you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm the real Randy.  I've never given myself a name ever since it was taken from me and given to you. 
 Response 1: Did you do all those dumb rituals, like, she became chief because she passed all the trials like she squished the jellyfish, and she touched the geo duck without making it gag? 
 Response 2: I feel terrible.  That must have affected your life in such terrible ways!  No name?  I can't even imagine.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Chaz, how are you doing in the middle of the three person trench coat? 
 Response 1: I'm excited, I'm nervous. Trying to tell myself the nervous feeling is excitement, like when you're on a plane that has turbulence and you tell yourself it's almost like being on a roller coaster that you chose. 
 Response 2: Oh, when you said you were half lobster, I didn't realize you meant that it's split back and front.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: If you want another dad, you know, I could be another man. I could get a new job. I'll stop wearing these silly sunglasses all the time. Whatever it is you don't like about me. 
 Response 1: Please let me have my tapestries.  
 Response 2: They're huge novelty sunglasses. Why do you wear those? They get in your way all the time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You didn't have anything in your hand when you came in, but I assumed you thought you had a bunch of keys to a bunch of cells or something. Your hand was flexing. 
 Response 1: I'm on my third pair of shorts. 
 Response 2: I keep my hands loose in case I have to bang on any kind of major appliance to make it go.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're going to pin up a pile of peppers? 
 Response 1: I suppose I read in a blue print of the building that there was a trap door. I just never told anyone about it. 
 Response 2: There have been many times when I've gone to a farmer's market and I can't hold all the peppers and think I'd like to pin them together.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I feel like you don't have to string out string cheese. You can just eat it like it's just cheese. 
 Response 1: It's so gloomy for a nightclub. 
 Response 2: It's a trick to get children to eat cheese.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This oxygen tank, it's really light. 
 Response 1: This is like two and a half pounds light. 
 Response 2: Well, I ate a dozen eggs a day. Was that a bad idea?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I had to divorce your mother because I caught her blowing on all of you. She'd sneak in your bedrooms at night. 
 Response 1: Why just because of this one speed bump? 
 Response 2: I liked it. I thought it was very loving of her to do that for us.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The phantom of our one bedroom apartment? You'd think would have seen you before this. 
 Response 1: I keep a low profile. 
 Response 2: I know. I wish the cameras were turned on because this really doesn't really help anyone when they can't see his new side.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It was also really weird that the others readily volunteered that information. 
 Response 1: Hey, thank you Joe Perry. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I think they were trying to take back that term.  Like, I am sterile.  You can't define me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So this was an international crime? You sold fake Volvos to Interpol? 
 Response 1: I'm going to pour some blood in with this and make it a strawberry quick. 
 Response 2: I guess. Needless to say, Universal got this work to release program sort of internship and now I'm entrusted with all of their weaponry.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, I got some bad news, y'all. We're out of trees. There's gonna be no more logging in this here town. We got the last one this morning. You know what? I blame corporate America. 
 Response 1: I feel like we didn't see the lack of forest for the trees. We focused so hard on each, tree, right? We didn't see the rest of them not being there. 
 Response 2: Oh, look at you.  A townsfolk.  You think I'm scared of you?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Somebody get me a bush! 
 Response 1: How about this Kate Bush album? 
 Response 2: I don't think there are stairs.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Wow, your husband, Earl sounds like a real sniveling worm. 
 Response 1: Yes, love is so precious. You need to hold onto it with everything you can. 
 Response 2: Yes, but that one day is the first time that he stood up to me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you think it's strange that we got married on the exact same day to different people? 
 Response 1: Everything around here lives four lifetimes. 
 Response 2: I think it's not only strange, but it's serendipitous.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I've got bionic sniffing powers. 
 Response 1: Oh no. Everyone knows I'm the stinky bandit. 
 Response 2: I am little bit. This is my personal hell to be your angel.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I have a tall mocha latte for Principal Gumbers. 
 Response 1: Oh, those are just little pictures on your paper instead of words. How cute! 
 Response 2: Thank you. I had to get out of that assembly. This guy is dying up there. He doesn't know what he's doing. I think he's not completely out of rehab yet.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh yes, well daddy led the industry in contraptions until his accident. 
 Response 1: Oh yes, you know, I saw his copper bust in the Museum of Contraptions. 
 Response 2: Belinda. That's a beautiful name for a beautiful woman.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: A script is more of a guideline, right? You probably don't have to memorize it. 
 Response 1: Right, you're supposed to use it, but you know how bosses are. 
 Response 2: He's my physician. Dr. Pearson.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You know, I got a little card actually someone slipped to me. They couldn't find the comment box so they just gave it to me. 
 Response 1: OK, Murnice. I just don't understand why we didn't go to Toys R Us and buy as many 8 balls as we needed. 
 Response 2: Oh really? Now that looks like - if I may - it looks like a page of a journal that got torn out of a journal.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He's gone already. He's at a bus station with a portly child. 
 Response 1: Yes. One second, Missy. 
 Response 2: OK, yeah, now I remember that happening. I remember that happening, but I feel out of sorts because I shit my pants. I ate a box full of string cheese this morning.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Carl Anthony Simmons, if you don't clean that cheese grater...? 
 Response 1: Yeah, Fudge Man.  We had such a contentious relationship, but in the end, I truly feel that we have such a mutual respect for each other.   
 Response 2: Mama, I got stuff on my plate right now.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You seem to be crying. That's probably bad for me to have congratulated you for ten years of loneliness, right? 
 Response 1: I've got umm just this piece of string so can I brorrow the money from you? 
 Response 2: I started crying. I take responsibility for my emotion.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Reverend St. Augustine, you're just having a hard time understanding what people are saying in this studio. 
 Response 1: That's right. Don't be afraid. I've had some things happen to me, but one day I'll grow up to be a formidable killer, I bet. 
 Response 2: I really am. It's the acoustics in here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: If we can get on the first taping of The Price is Right - they're doing nine tapings today - we can make that funeral and hardly miss anything. 
 Response 1: I believe you, dad. This is what mom would want. 
 Response 2: You get to choose. But I would choose Russian National Anthem. It's, what you call it, a loophole.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You have stage seven skin cancer. We haven't seen anything like this before. You've got to get out of the sun. 
 Response 1: What do you mean? Look, John McCain's been out in the sun his whole life and he's doing just fine. I wear the SPFs you gave me. 
 Response 2: Yes, yes. It's for theater class.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yes, yes, everyone - of course - is welcome to the food. 
 Response 1: You want something to stare at?  Why don't you stare at these birthday cake candles until your eyeballs burn out? 
 Response 2: I'll open up these peach cans with my gun.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It was under your orders that we were going to expand the military to the Antarctic. 
 Response 1: They're really giving her a lot of time on this show too. 
 Response 2: Yes we desperately needed a force to combat the incessant threat of polar bear invasion.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: My husband is a fish. He just lays there. There's no affection there at all. He's just a limp piece of shit. 
 Response 1: Wow, that's a great name. I was just admiring your monogram. I wasn't sure what it stood for. 
 Response 2: Why don't you take your potty talk to the potty and drink your coffee there?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Guy, you told us that this area was going to be cleaned out by the 24th. 
 Response 1: Oh, that's fine. It's all part of the family vacation we've been saving up for. 
 Response 2: That's true, Mr. Richington. I would remind you that elsewhere on the planet, it still remains the 23rd.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, Steven Tyler - great Aerosmith show out there. 
 Response 1: I can't believe he drove his car backstage. 
 Response 2: Hey, thank you Joe Perry.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He took my journal right out of my backpack and read it out loud. 
 Response 1: I'd love to ask them some questions. 
 Response 2: Honestly, you gotta get a lock on that thing.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Then I had this idea about doing a whole swap and a cross over, you and me and me and him, and him and her and him and him. 
 Response 1: That's what we do. We get drunk all the time. 
 Response 2: A four-way. With all of us.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Anyway, you want say anything about the way you left my daughter? 
 Response 1: Mom, don't do this.  It's embarrassing.  I didn't tell him that's why I'm living in the dumpster. 
 Response 2: My back is really hurting a lot.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hello 9-11, I think I just saw a murder! 
 Response 1: Well you know we're building a tiny house. Everybody does. 
 Response 2: Oh, wow! Tell me about it. What happened? I've always wanted to see one myself.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The toaster strudels that we know were named after you? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I'm from the majestic Strudel family, where the original strudel was named.We immigrated to the United States of America and my name became Toaster. 
 Response 2: Yeah, it's not easy to get out of here. It is hard as hell.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, it's worth one cent. 
 Response 1: No that's not going to happen, we hate you, we think you're a super boring daughter. 
 Response 2: Actually, no, because, you know, the nickel in there makes it worth more than a penny.  I go to the University of Phoenix and I study.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, look. It's a whole book of checks. 
 Response 1: He used to live in Chelsea. He doesn't live there anymore. 
 Response 2: Oh, with Betty Boop on them.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Excuse me, is this the dentist open call? I'd like to audition for the dentist position. 
 Response 1: Yes, this is the open call for the dentistry for my mouth. 
 Response 2: It's coming right up, sir. If you just go back to your table.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: OK, close the CRV doors, Nick. 
 Response 1: I don't know if that's really a good idea. There's lots of blood over here in my hands. 
 Response 2: Are you triggered, snowflake?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey, I like you. I'm going to cut you into my William. 
 Response 1: Hey, thanks. I hope that means your will. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I've just devoted my life to mimery, juggling, clowning and other sorts of activities.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My boys, my boys. Come on it. 
 Response 1: OK. From who? And what do you mean by divorce? This sounds complicated. 
 Response 2: Oh mama, we want to apologize for not having been in touch.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Wait a minute, wait a minute. I feel like the lead kind of got buried. We're talking time travel? 
 Response 1: Clarkie, you have to have time travel if you're going to have time crime. 
 Response 2: Nothing is cooked, it's all cold things put in a bucket.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Wow, you really are perfect for this job. Just make sure not to tell anybody because then you'll die in like ten minutes like I am right now. 
 Response 1: Let us all swear that none of us will share the information outside this circle. 
 Response 2: That went quicker than I would've guessed.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I see what you're saying.  Our company needs to move these frisbees out of the factory and into the hands of consumers. 
 Response 1: I'm not scared. Come on, Barfany. What could go wrong? 
 Response 2: I also think that we need to move them to areas where people aren't constantly suffering from allergies.  They might spend more time outside playing with the frisbees.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We need someone, like a maternal figure to help get us out of the painting. 
 Response 1: Oh, are they Jonathan? It's me, Kathrine. Do you remember this little face? This is your daughter, Alicia. 
 Response 2: That's a little  bit of a leap, but uh, yeah. That sounds right for some reason. Why don't we go get in your car and we'll drive around and look for someone like that?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Just put the late fees on our corporate account and we're all good. 
 Response 1: Darling, I wish I could say that wasn't a gigantic mistake. 
 Response 2: Well the late fees are already on there, it's just that we need the videos back.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: In fine print, we say that the contest winner will be revealed around 2019. 
 Response 1: This is very smart. It's 1999 right now. We've got 20 years to rake in the cash. 
 Response 2: Rodney, you've been an OK servant to us over the years. Please just tell me where the girls are now.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Let me ask you a question Miss Thompsjacks. It is Miss, isn't it? 
 Response 1: I guess they are. It's good to get away from that. 
 Response 2: It's still Miss. Many gentlemen have courted me, but I'm not ready to commit. A few women too.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I bought a nightgown so that wardrobe doesn't have to even worry about that for my costume. 
 Response 1: Right, but presumably, you know, everybody's got, like, sleeping clothes at home.  So, it's not that impressive of a gesture. 
 Response 2: I hear that. There's some days where I can't even get out of bed in the morning and the thought of drinking my morning coffee makes me just want to rip an arm off, you know?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm Blaine, I'm from the studio. I also have a lot of great ideas. 
 Response 1: Some of your ideas are pretty good. We did do Toilet Island. 
 Response 2: I have a disease. Alcoholism is a disease and I have it and I love it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Now, if you're gonna travel anytime in this here new car, you don't need the GPS. I'm gonna give you a portable GPS. It can be ripped right out and tossed out any time you want. 
 Response 1: Do we pay extra to have the GPS in the car without ripping it out? 
 Response 2: A platinum, huh? We will accept it, but we will slap you once.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Joan, you're the boss. Is the phone working? 
 Response 1: I don't know if we mentioned this, but we fuck for money. We're prostitutes. 
 Response 2: You know, I had it turned off. I was tired of everyone calling all the time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah.  Yeah, it's going to be amazing.  So, people love sushi, and they love just hanging out chatting with friends. 
 Response 1: Now, listen.  As a business manager, I'm sort of obliged to execute whatever you want it to be, but let's say it's three or four in the morning and you're not really selling as much fish. 
 Response 2: Nobody leaves this whale until we find out why you're here.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I got wheels in my brain. They move my thoughts along. Like a machine. 
 Response 1: Hey, you should put that in your book. 
 Response 2: Oh my God, I don't deserve your compliments.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is my dream. I've always wanted to be a factory worker, and now I'm doing it. If we move all the boxes today what's my tomorrow? 
 Response 1: Now, I understand that you probably have some hurt feelings about your father's unavailability, but the life of a contraptionist is a life that does not allow for happy families. 
 Response 2: Did you think you were at a factory this whole time? This is a warehouse.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I figured I could get some paintings done and bring that money back to save us from this hell hole. 
 Response 1: If we can get on the first taping of The Price is Right - they're doing nine tapings today - we can make that funeral and hardly miss anything. 
 Response 2: What would we even use the money for? To make more carvings on ourselves because we're stone, FYI.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Because you don't want to talk about the trading of human body parts. 
 Response 1: So, they're not here now, but after word gets out that the child murder is committed... 
 Response 2: People have cameras on their telephones now. It's a dangerous time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's the square. There's something about it. It brings out things. 
 Response 1: You're very red and peely. 
 Response 2: There is something about the shape of a square that causes people to call in love, basically. If only my strict policy guidelines didn't forbid inter-garden romance.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We're all actors. Except probably Lisa and Alexandro. 
 Response 1: I'm equally thrilled, but I'd be more thrilled if we got our daughter our of the car, so she can enjoy the beautiful pleasures of Not Scary Farm. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I'm not an actor. Just a newly confident person.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: How about if we took Judy to the seasonal aisle at Rite Aid? 
 Response 1: She loves seasons. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I mean, they said it was air escaping but I know it was him.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My coasters are ceramic, and they're all different colors. Salmon, pink, fuchsia. 
 Response 1: This one's wearing a Seattle Mariner's cap. 
 Response 2: We don't want to tell her, but she's just throwing dishes. She thinks they're over-sized coasters.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I thought Grandfather had died of old age. 
 Response 1: Actually, she died in the experimental ant farm. 
 Response 2: Yes. I'm Jazz Cangetatan. My skin can totally get a tan.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Herman's still in the chimney, I see. 
 Response 1: Yes, I am. But I am going to bring you to justice. 
 Response 2: Denise, please don't cry. You need to keep the moisture inside your body. I can't afford to get you a water.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I wanted to have the convention at Dick's Last Resort restaurant, but I was outvoted. 
 Response 1: Do I have multiple pockets? I like to carry many kinds of cheese with me. 
 Response 2: Selfishly, I'm glad you got outvoted because then I wouldn't have been able to meet some of my heroes.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Why was I the last to know you couldn't read? I'm your husband. 
 Response 1: Thank you, my dear. May I also get one of those biscottis? 
 Response 2: Well, if you cared enough to be with him while he tried to read me a bedtime story, you would have known.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't want to be here. You don't want me here, but I'm here. I'm gonna make us some money. 
 Response 1: Jeremy, summer camp is about fun. It's about remembering to play and how to play and when to play and where to play. 
 Response 2: I was just there to get rufied by Bill.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That's right.  It's concession.  Do you need concession? 
 Response 1: You had all of the earth wine. 
 Response 2: Well, I have an empty gas can.  I could really go for some gasoline.  You guys got anything like that?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I just want to apologize for prying earlier. I apologize. He said he was going to a funeral and I asked a bunch of intrusive questions. 
 Response 1: Excuse me, I'm also going to a funeral. I'm looking for a black shirt that says "I didn't know you well, you were my teacher and I didn't like you. But I feel sorry for you." 
 Response 2: Oh, yay! Let them on. This will be fun.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's good to see you, Dayle. You've aged amazingly. 
 Response 1: Thank you. Some people say I haven't aged at all. But those people are crazy. 
 Response 2: Maybe we shouldn't have had this meeting during business hours.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You'll never be free of people! 
 Response 1: Dearly beloved, with those words, we begin this marriage ceremony. We will never be free of people because we need each other to guide each other through this life. 
 Response 2: I'll do my best for you, David.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: A lot of people cut corners and they'll just x-ray the forehead. 
 Response 1: No. Do a deep x-ray of my husband's skull and head. 
 Response 2: I know. You're really good at that. Sometimes it doesn't make any sense. I don't know why you gave me all of these Yoplait yogurt posters.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Put the key under the pantyhose. 
 Response 1: That's our family motto. It's stitched on our flier. 
 Response 2: Open up your taxes and your mouth.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Don't just start with that line! 
 Response 1: Well, you can get your things together like I told you. We needed to leave the house at 5:22PM. 
 Response 2: But, it's like the general idea of what's happening.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Daughter, I've come to realize that it doesn't matter if I'm your actual father or if I'm the father of these air molecules around us. What's important is that we're a family. 
 Response 1: Yeah, why don't we go find that sad employee and pick on him some more? 
 Response 2: I didn't think so. Most doctors aren't holding hands with the other doctors.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The smart phone is putting itself right up to Dr. Phil's ear. 
 Response 1: Oh, my God. It's levitating. 
 Response 2: Here at this miniature golf course?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Ok, now this is part of the simulation. This is what the salesman and his girlfriend might look like. 
 Response 1: Oh, these are holograms. These are holograms of the bad guys. 
 Response 2: I'll tell you right now. If anyone can bring this guy down, there is a hefty prize on that guys head.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Did you tell the pregnant lady to get her legs up? 
 Response 1: Yes, Roberta. Roberta, you're front desk. Stay out of this delivery room. 
 Response 2: Two years? This ain't Eat, Pray, Love, y'all. I'm not going to give you two years.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Are any of those kids related to famous people? Because if so, I'm all in on buying them. 
 Response 1: Yeah, rook, that's what happens. You get a cup of coffee. And if you can't stand the heat you're sent right back down to the minors. 
 Response 2: Well, as you know, many celebrities come from Wisconsin. So it's very possible.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Every day I wake up thinking I'm going to walk. This is exactly why. Why can't I have prayers and dreams? 
 Response 1: OK. So, saltwater toughys are the things you sell, but also what the employees are called. This place just keeps getting more and more weird. 
 Response 2: Honey, it never even occurred to me that you would pray. I suppose it's possible, but this just seems unorthodox.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm a Muslim woman. Why would you think I was a man? What man is wearing a scarf wrapped around his head? 
 Response 1: Hey, it's a new society. There's no rules anymore. 
 Response 2: Look, I don't know. I don't get out of the ice cream parlor/bar a lot, ma'am.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, I'm doing a gig over at Ernie's Chuckle Bunch. I have a ticket and I have no one to give it to. 
 Response 1: I'd love to go watch you do stand up comedy. 
 Response 2: Well, maybe that's why God's throwing you down to Hell because you're not going to a church.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Just stay on your side of the track. That's right. One day we're gonna have a house with a wall. Just you wait and see. 
 Response 1: I'm feeling threatened. 
 Response 2: Of course it is, like Little Egg. The citizens walk around with peanut shells and it's Easter all year long.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm going to need you two to put me back up on the shelf. I can't hear you anymore. 
 Response 1: Where's the camera? This is a prank, right? 
 Response 2: It's probably from the tension in my heart from working a job 60 hours a week and then coming home to this gruel that you call food.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It sounds like they were a very pleasant case.  Should we be scared or invite them for dinner?? 
 Response 1: Well, it must have been a plan to infiltrate the ship to get a sense of the layout. 
 Response 2: Maybe it's time to move on. Maybe you don't want at Baskin Robins. You don't seem to have any supervision here, and you kicked everyone out of the store and locked the door.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm having a great time out here listening to the radio alone. 
 Response 1: Brian, this is supposed to be a family thing. 
 Response 2: Yep, this is made out of the skin of some of the people that didn't make it out of that fire. 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Thank you, have a nice day. This is my coat, and um, OK. You've got this. You're a professional. I have dreams of my own. 
 Response 1: She left. I can't believe she left the baby she just gave birth to. 
 Response 2: They could drink out of plastic cups that they can't seem to in their god damn hand and then drop them on the floor.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The judge didn't even say not guilty? It was "sold." That's weird. Like he was at an auction. 
 Response 1: So they let Steven Tyler off because he scatted like an old Blues man? 
 Response 2: It was great meeting you, Sasha. I hope you two are happy together.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Can we at least put the squirrel on a plate before we eat it? 
 Response 1: I'm not complaining. Let's get some jam. 
 Response 2: No, because the asphalt cooks it naturally in the sun. Go for the brains first because that's where the information comes from.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What the hell are you guys doing? This is my case. 
 Response 1: OK. I like that. I just said don't fall asleep. If we're already asleep when we're out there, that works. 
 Response 2: Geum, we need all hands on deck with this. You've been working it alone for ten years.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Needless to say, my boss stood us up. My wife was furious. 
 Response 1: Probably because she got all ready for nothing. 
 Response 2: Well, thanks for picking me up. I've never hitchhiked before.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Tina, your mommy might be a completely different looking person when she comes back or she might have a completely different personality. We're looking to have interesting experiences. 
 Response 1: That's why adults get married. 
 Response 2: Please, I beg you to call me Ted.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's unfair of me to blame her I suppose. 
 Response 1: Gee do you really think so? It's more than obvious that you are a horrible person. 
 Response 2: We are using Parisian rules, after all.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, i guess you want my badge and my gun and my hat and my pants and my underwear. 
 Response 1: That's right. Don't be afraid. I've had some things happen to me, but one day I'll grow up to be a formidable killer, I bet. 
 Response 2: I'll take the pants. Kirk has been looking for pants.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Uh, quick question.  Uh, does anyone else have a problem with the way Cynthia looks? 
 Response 1: Briff, you mean, because she's my most pregnant?  Uh, we have talked about this, and Cynthia feels it is her right as an artist to play the role, uh, in, uh, whatever physical role she finds herself in. 
 Response 2: We're different guys than we were yesterday.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Who you want to bring in is up to you. At this time I cannot weigh in on that matter 
 Response 1: I'd like to bring everyone. Is that OK? 
 Response 2: Very good choice. And here are some fried clams on the house.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm so sorry, but the restaurant is closed and you aren't leaving. 
 Response 1: Then, maybe we  shouldn't stand on ceremony and refer to you as what you really are. You're Cosnaksaway. 
 Response 2: It's like we're two threesomes.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, you think a forest builds itself? 
 Response 1: That's exactly what I think, in fact I even saw it deep in the Siberian wilderness. 
 Response 2: OK. That makes sense. I thought that's what people from mars called our apples.
Output: Response 1