niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: Look how small Denise's place is. There's no furniture. 
 Response 1: Oh, it's smaller than a bedroom even and it's her whole house. 
 Response 2: Oh, yay! Let them on. This will be fun.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My husband won't touch any doors. 
 Response 1: I'm afraid so, Mr. Dubinshield. I did used to have a career before I was in mega development. 
 Response 2: What a weirdo and I'm a doctor.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You did, to cashier. And I was the fastest cashier for that month and I won a boating trip. 
 Response 1: That's right, you won a trip to the lake. Old Whale Lake. 
 Response 2: I thought that was a dog.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Thomas, I gave you a gogurt, so give me your coat. 
 Response 1: Steven Dons, yeah. He's like an indie New York actor who doesn't get a lot of work but he runs a theater company in upstate New York. 
 Response 2: I guess that's true. Here you go, Laurent. I'm sure I won't be that cold without it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh betty our daughter fresh fish has just been taken. 
 Response 1: He's my partner. We're getting married. 
 Response 2: Yeah I heard that they took her to box canyon.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Your beautiful brown eyes, they are like a great spruce. 
 Response 1: OK. That was pretty specific. She still said nothing about your woman hips and didn't say your name was Bruce. 
 Response 2: Just like a surf and turf.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I was asking if I could use an Amex and then I believe he said "Fuck off." It's a platinum. 
 Response 1: A platinum, huh? We will accept it, but we will slap you once. 
 Response 2: I'm glad you asked, because we have no such rule. Well, if it's as big as a carry on in an airplane, you can bring it and fill it with doughnuts. But nothing bigger, so I guess we do actually have a rule.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Maybe that's why Brandon was wearing that weird wig. 
 Response 1: Yes, he's trying to protect his organ jar. 
 Response 2: Why, that's the first time you've ever admitted that. What a therapeutic breakthrough.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I think that's a monsoon, you guys. 
 Response 1: Great, Lilith. You really screwed things up by coming back in time. 
 Response 2: Yeah, he just listed them all by memory. He's really great.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Here is your change, it's in bus tokens and POGs. 
 Response 1: Sir, are you aware that this is a Cracker Barrel? 
 Response 2: Oh great, look you even gave me a slammer!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: She's out here all alone, have you noticed that? 
 Response 1: You're right, I did notice that, she doesn't even have a broom either. I kinda feel bad for her, in a weird way. 
 Response 2: Fantastic chicken fingers. That's an anytime snack
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't act but I took a stand up class. And I got a couple laughs. I do stand up at night. I'm not just a water bouncer. I'm much more than that. I'm a funny guy. I protect the funny. 
 Response 1: Oh, I loved money. We were very similar. We were peas in a pod. 
 Response 2: So you're a funny bouncer? You bounce funny out the room? I don't get it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Listen, Ronnie. Tim is going to stay here with you. He had some questions about opening a Twitter account for you so you can share your experiences. 
 Response 1: He's a social media manager. He has questions for me on opening a Twitter account? 
 Response 2: I sound that way just because I have a speech impediment. I'm ready to go. I'm raring to go.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Before that part, I thought we were going to do our vows. 
 Response 1: Oh, silly me. Look, I'm going by a manual, and I think these two pages are stuck together. We'll go back. 
 Response 2: That's right, but it's lighter than a feather. 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So, let me get this straight. I put a piece of paper in here, and then I can go somewhere else and the same piece of paper comes out over there? 
 Response 1: That's right. She was performing here when she was a child. 
 Response 2: That's right, and I'm happy to run it right through for you. We're about to start dinner.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We should go back there. I bet she's more vulnerable than the last time we tried to attack her. 
 Response 1: Talk about suspension, I can see the cable on that. That's Cathy Rigby playing Peter Pan. That is not a boy. And she's too old for this. 
 Response 2: Especially now that we know to bring treasures back after we doink her.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Catalina. I don't know if you should be doing this much testosterone. I'm concerned about you. You've been snapping on everyone. 
 Response 1: Well, you know, it's sad I don't have your support, Mom. You know I've always had the feeling that I want to go a little harder, be a little faster. You know? It's only had positive effects, alright. Except for the negative effect of the lack of support from my own mother. 
 Response 2: OK. Well, be careful out there. Bye, Joshua.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I use an app for my boarding pass. Do you want to scan this? 
 Response 1: Of course, sir. There we go. If you can just put your face up next to the vent over there, the mist will take care of the rest. 
 Response 2: Well, here at Houston's, we're family.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Cousin, I just heard you are willing to give me a kidney to keep me alive. And i just want to thank you so much for that promise. 
 Response 1: Oh yeah, you gonna get that kidney. I tell you what, leave your door open a crack tonight and I'll just slip it under the mat. 
 Response 2: It's pretty much lying on the ground, right now.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We can agree on that.  Too bad we don't get along otherwise, because you're pretty amenable. 
 Response 1: I liked it better when I'd only worked here a month. That's when it was my favorite. The one month mark was my favorite time in life. 
 Response 2: You know what?  In another life, Quadge, maybe we could have been friends with each other.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh boy, she's talking to Disney Dan out there. He's so handsome. 
 Response 1: Oh, my God! This is some inception interstellar thing. 
 Response 2: I mean, gosh. He should just work here. He should just be the only boy working at The Boy Store, because he's so handsome.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Brad, I think you're evil, a great fighter, and I hope you get your come up very soon in a weird way. 
 Response 1: Well, tomorrow night at the Humpback Casino, everyone will see how righteous I beat my opponent, Cincinnati Emily. 
 Response 2: I was locked in a cage by Bigfoot.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Your feet are heavier than they look. 
 Response 1: Objection! I'd like to cite the 1973 case of Mrs. Mary vs The People of California. 
 Response 2: Yeah, that's because I've go sequins sewn onto my socks.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What an alarming and interesting day we've already had at the fair. Do you feel any less intimidated? 
 Response 1: I feel less intimidated. I think because those people are outsiders. They're not from Minnesota. 
 Response 2: I'm not scared. Come on, Barfany. What could go wrong?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is your fault, Mom. Your arranged marriage to Dad messed us up. 
 Response 1: So, he'll be stepping up onto the train and he'll be riding it. 
 Response 2: Oh, let me tell you something. For arranged marriages, statistically, the rate of divorce is way less than how you people do it now.`
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Thadeous brought his own Dyson. A Dyson, Mr. Seacrest. 
 Response 1: That's just what I want. I'm sick of the laws of babysitters and Moms. I want to be on my own terms. 
 Response 2: That's how much we love this carpet and its level of cleanliness.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Everyone down. We want all the pickles. 
 Response 1: Give us all of them. Sweet, sour, kosher, dill. 
 Response 2: Cadet, have yourself a bottle of water and grab that pacifier.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Fasty, you tricked us!  You had us put these bungee cords around us so you could loop us all together. 
 Response 1: Yes, I did a maypole around the three of you.  Now, we know why Nancy is such a monster, but we don't know why you're such a monster, Cedric. 
 Response 2: It doesn't really sound like you can speak at all. Did you cut your tongue off as a baby?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, there's only the one seat. 
 Response 1: We can share one cheek each. 
 Response 2: Yeah, we got this at a place called Base Ones. They're a great winery.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Honey, you're the trees and life is the forest. 
 Response 1: You're the Forrest Gump to my Bubba. 
 Response 2: A warning? You've never given me a warning before.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You ever noticed that jewelry's crazy? Like people just assign value to shiny things but they don't really have value. 
 Response 1: Yeah. It's funny 'cause it's true. 
 Response 2: Please do not talk to me like this. I am wounded in my heart.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, John, the flakes are falling. It's another beautiful winter in  Schenectady. 
 Response 1: I say honey and sweetie, that should be good enough. 
 Response 2: I know. This time of year is kind of my favorite time of year.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What do you all want from me? 
 Response 1: I want to meet the band Heart. 
 Response 2: It's an uphill battle, Carol.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Our counselor Judy, she's fantastic. She's just up the street and very affordable. 
 Response 1: It's not our fault. They went to Van Nuys in the back of a pickup truck. 
 Response 2: Yeah, and she's somebody you can trust. She really listens to us and the idea that we can tell her anything and she won't tell anyone else is such a comfort.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: i'm real excited about being acknowledged by you in public. 
 Response 1: Oh, they learned that in, like, middle school or something.  I don't know.  They get taught how to braid their pubes and wear cleats everywhere. 
 Response 2: I promise you, this being a Saturday, I can tell you that come Monday morning at school, I will yell across the hallway "Oh hi there Murder Beth!"
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We gotta run with what's working. Dad! Hey dad? 
 Response 1: Nobody answer any questions. I'm the only one answering questions. 
 Response 2: What are you doing? You're breaking the fourth wall here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, we're sorry, boss. They asked for soft boiled. It's the softest boil you can do. 
 Response 1: It's not the matter of boiling. It's the egg itself. I want the best! 
 Response 2: Well, they give you a hard time for being taller than everyone else.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh honey, get the camera! 
 Response 1: OK darling, here it is. How do you work this thing again. See, this is a Samsung. 
 Response 2: Yes dear, but it's a little soon to be calling me mom. I've only been married to your dad for five years.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Do not go in there, it is rough. 
 Response 1: Oh, Roger, you're back. 
 Response 2: Thank you for your service.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Your hair. It is an interesting style you've made in it. 
 Response 1: Thanks a lot. I've got a bit of pigeon feather in the back and this is a talon. 
 Response 2: I sound like this because I just had a lemonade. We're all sugared up and our vocal cords got effected.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, yeah. I'm the only one without a substance abuse problem. 
 Response 1: It's almost like it's related to you or something. 
 Response 2: Yeah, nobody else has been on this plane. It's just you. Welcome to Cincinnati.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I was very sorry to hear about your wife. Did you get that Blu-Ray of Cubed 2 that I sent? 
 Response 1: I don't know if that's really a good idea. There's lots of blood over here in my hands. 
 Response 2: It cheered me up more than I would have expected. Thank you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: There's a lot of lightening shooting around in that thing. Are you sure it's safe? 
 Response 1: I sent them out on an expedition to go collect ice. I haven't seen them since. 
 Response 2: That's the storm cloud we have to go to. It will send us back in time to bible times. We have no choice.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, I'm just going to scrape around the tooth with this hook. 
 Response 1: Nobody leaves this whale until we find out why you're here. 
 Response 2: Yes, that's right. You're removing plaque that builds up over time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Fred, you're not good at being mean.  
 Response 1: Much like your ex-husbands face is sort of a map of the moon, this man's testicles sort of bring to mind this great nation's rivers. 
 Response 2: Thank goodness. That felt terrible.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You took a shit in front of the bathroom door. 
 Response 1: Somebody should have told me. It would have been ruder to shit in this chair than to go over to the door. 
 Response 2: It started with mouth talk and then someone wrote it in their book.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm Sly and I got huge veins. 
 Response 1: I'm spry and I would love to get up on those veins in a sexual way. 
 Response 2: I'll take this scarf and take a tourniquet around her leg and oh my god, that's so much blood.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Listen, I'm wanted in Montana, alright. I need your help. Will you be a friend to me or a foe? 
 Response 1: But dad, I'm supposed to work the soda machine and the popcorn machine. 
 Response 2: I'm a foe a little bit longer, but then I'll be a friend.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I planted the blackberry bushes, that are very thorny. 
 Response 1: Wow they really are spiky, look at all those people hanging on them! Are they ok? 
 Response 2: This is actually easier than I thought it would be. N-O-T R-I-G-H-T N-O-W M-A-Y-B-E she'll change her mind.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What kind of grocery list is this? It just says food. 
 Response 1: It says white bread and rice. 
 Response 2: Chaz, this may sound horrible to say in wedding vows, but I kind of spaced out there for a moment and I missed some of the stuff you said, but I love you, too, and I promise, I'll listen closer in the future, and I wish that I had taken the time to write out my vows.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Dr. Mark, you're an obstetrician in the area. 
 Response 1: Human skin is the best kind of skin. 
 Response 2: Yes, and I just need a rear view mirror, and I need to get back to the hospital.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Thank you for coming to this Lair. 
 Response 1: We've truly become man and woman. I'm boiling with rage and you're using passive aggressiveness on me. 
 Response 2: Madame, I'm a surgeon, but it's boring. Is there a way that I can make it a little spicier and do some black magic?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're probably recognizing me from the posters for Grocery Store. 
 Response 1: You're Reginald Grocery. In the flesh as I live and barely breathe. 
 Response 2: Yes, they work in  an office, but they have those voices that are terrible.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, you treated her poorly. You abandoned her in Italy. 
 Response 1: No kidding, mom. 
 Response 2: Can I be honest with you? She was a drag, right? I mean, I'm not crazy. She was the worst.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: No, I won't walk into that trap.  You try to get me to be right and, all of a sudden, the next thing I know, I'm on the dingy.  ? 
 Response 1: You're right.  Why should I change when the world try to accommodate my mistakes? 
 Response 2: Well now I know that. I lost 100 million dollars when I put it on its saddle and it galloped all the way to the bank.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I prefer you pronounce my last name like "Peer-t." 
 Response 1: Well, I'm sure I'm sorry for how I've been pronouncing it all these years. 
 Response 2: OK. So, just turn like this and look out the window?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: They didn't have anything without dairy or soy. They tried to give me toppings. And they had the scroll in the register, so they couldn't open it to get my scroll without me buying something. 
 Response 1: Let me tell you something, you rich, spoiled millionaire sports guy, I rented out this tea shop for a private tea experience and this is my time. 
 Response 2: Well, you could just buy something and not eat it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I am not a good doctor. 
 Response 1: Oh i see, that was unwise wasn't it? 
 Response 2: Well, you're very upfront about it. I like that you're a straight shooter.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm afraid it's not up to me who dies, dear. I don't get to decide. 
 Response 1: Teeth, I clean. 
 Response 2: It should be me. I decided to put my television on the side wall instead of over the fireplace like the obvious choice.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I've got fifty cents. It's my last fifty cents. I'll probably be dead soon. 
 Response 1: Well cancer's going to get all of us at some point. 
 Response 2: They're never lost in that town, that's for darn sure.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: She sent me a message from the underworld. Here's the message, and I don't know what it means. "Don't do it." 
 Response 1: I know what she means. She means don't leave Denny's with that man. 
 Response 2: I did. I was thinking "I hear something behind my back, some kind of contraption is being worked on. But I can't see anyone here."
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't know if there is any way to get back in the laundromat. 
 Response 1: Well, the owner has a key and then you have the lock pick. We could probably try one of those. 
 Response 2: You're already a hero to me. We could be heroes together.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Can I call you Evilynn?  Then we'd be Meegan and Evilynn. 
 Response 1: I like it.  It's almost like Evil Kineeval. 
 Response 2: Are you broken and you need fixing? I can do that.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I sent the check, so there was no need to steal the car. 
 Response 1: We did throw out a bunch of peach melba the other day.  It was peach melba.  We forgot to add a teaspoon of I'm sorry to it. 
 Response 2: Well, you could have sent it certified mail, and then someone would have delivered it to me in person.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Little guy, you're very tall for your age. 
 Response 1: Then, maybe we  shouldn't stand on ceremony and refer to you as what you really are. You're Cosnaksaway. 
 Response 2: I know. That's what's wrong with me. I don't like being so tall.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This boat is gorgeous. 
 Response 1: Of course they will, sweetheart. Look at this mirror. It looks like a simple mirror, but when I look into it, you can see the devil's face. 
 Response 2: It's lovely. I gotta say, there's something serene about being on the water.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, I could be a narrator for the show. 
 Response 1: You do look terrific, that's true. 
 Response 2: Yeah, just like a narrator that gives no details whatsoever.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That's my boy up there. And I couldn't be prouder of him. 
 Response 1: Oh, G71. Our son is a true Feelings star up there. 
 Response 2: They kicked me off the bus.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Tad, we are in a whale. Any moment, we could be vomited or blow holed out of this place. Tell us your truth. 
 Response 1: Is it still really a doughnut if there's meat in it? 
 Response 2: OK. I've never shared this with anyone before.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Aw, hell yeah, Mr. Determen. Let me pump this fist a couple times. 
 Response 1: Troy, I didn't realize you had a prosthetic arm. 
 Response 2: Isn't it like Shakespeare said, "Life is a show that's always on every week at the same time."
Output: Response 1
Prompt: But what bathroom do you use, if you're a woman's soul inside a man? 
 Response 1: So there was just a Kay working at Kay Jewelers who got fired for not being able to read, and that Kay is now working next door selling pianos. Right? 
 Response 2: I know you're from North Carolina, but please, let's not get into that.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh. You're like ZZ Bottom. 
 Response 1: I like you. You're funny. I really like you guys. If I ever died, god forbid I ever do, I'm going to cut you in on a little something I call my will. 
 Response 2: Dr. Morris, I don't think they'd be able to think because emotions override the brain when they're that happy.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I suppose if what you're saying is true that all of these dummies can come to life, then we should let them all out of the cages. 
 Response 1: Oh yes, you know, I saw his copper bust in the Museum of Contraptions. 
 Response 2: Think of all the museums in all the world. What if all those things and the people in every painting are trapped within it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The suspense you're building is also a talent. 
 Response 1: Thanks, I've never been complimented on my suspense abilities. 
 Response 2: I bet Roger could give that explanation pretty good.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Look at their heads. They look like they belong together with the mohawk and pins. 
 Response 1: Was it that one with the zombie mom? 
 Response 2: Look at our heads. We're both completely bald.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I love this library and I hope it never goes anywhere. 
 Response 1: I love Mr. E! 
 Response 2: It's amazing and it just makes this place feel like a small town. I feel like it's our kind of people.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I brush back my hair and do a little head twirl, and I am so shaken by your presence that I start to go wobbly and I'm afraid I'm going to fall of my stilts. 
 Response 1: It's got vomit on it. There's no way she can win now. 
 Response 2: I buff my scalp and I twirl my mustache. I clean my glasses on the end of my sweater. I sound my barbaric yelp over the stilt-tops.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I feel like you've been in line many times today. 
 Response 1: Yeah, by cheering real loud. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I got a fast pass before, then I came back through with a single rider pass.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What's most important is that we move the body so we can do the construction. 
 Response 1: Well, due to this information and as a pastor who's well versed in all things church room, I must say, this marriage is now no Z's good Z's. 
 Response 2: It seems like something we should call the cops to do.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You can't fire a guy just because he yells weird things down a toilet. 
 Response 1: Why? Why would they let us perform open heart surgery? 
 Response 2: I don't know why you can't, but you're right.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You career got in the way of being a mother to these (?) chickens.? 
 Response 1: Don't worry about reading here. The Boy's Store is two stalls down. 
 Response 2: It's OK, we're aliens - we can kinda do whatever.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Tyler is a top-notch agent and he's never failed us in the field. Everyone thinks he's a kid, it's weird. 
 Response 1: No one's gonna fall for that, he's a 25 year old man with an over-sized lollipop. 
 Response 2: You want to hear something crazy? We were just talking about you guys.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Those veins on your body aren't real, Mrs. White? 
 Response 1: Not completely Meredith. They're drawn on. I can show you how, if you'd like. 
 Response 2: Consider yourself half man, half car.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Good thing my convertible top is open. 
 Response 1: I can't believe he drove his car backstage. 
 Response 2: Hold on, I was sitting on it the whole time. I was on the chair the whole time. It almost fell through the cracks.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Are you church choir review Ralph? Your reviews are vicious. 
 Response 1: I mean, if they're not putting in the work they don't deserve a good review. 
 Response 2: Oh, cornbread. That's my favorite.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Guys, I don't mind telling you that I'm terrified. You see that figure in the corner, right? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I'm from Melbourne and Australia. 
 Response 2: I do. Everyone get behind me. I brought a flask of holy water. The power of Christ compels you demon. Be gone.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Sometimes my mother is sad though. 
 Response 1: I will check out the situation and do what I think is necessary. 
 Response 2: Let me guess. Derek's smoking has gotten out of hand again?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I haven't even made a kill yet. I'm so depressed. 
 Response 1: Oh, bless your heart. I have killed 12 pianos. Drowned each and every one of them. 
 Response 2: Well, this is Hawaii, so you getter get used to saying it this way.  We like to pronounce things in crazy ways.  
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You shall take these blocks and you shall turn it to currency. You will be a king. 
 Response 1: I'm sure with the low solar energy the rovers don't run quite as quick. 
 Response 2: But, I want to be a little boy forever.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, OK, I'll get those peaches and oh look what we're gonna have. A little peach and chocolate PowerBar mousse as soon as I get this whisk through this PowerBar.  
 Response 1: It's an uphill battle, Carol. 
 Response 2: Yeah.  Yeah, it's going to be amazing.  So, people love sushi, and they love just hanging out chatting with friends.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, she's my cousin. So we have a ton of them in the garage. 
 Response 1: Thanks for nothing. We didn't get to go on the ride. 
 Response 2: Rodney, how close of a cousin are you to Rosie O'Donnell?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hello, local beefcake. 
 Response 1: Well, I'm sorry. Not everyone voted and we just went with whoever they picked. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I'm local somewhere. That counts right?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What do you say, Beth? One last stall together before we go our separate ways? 
 Response 1: That sounds like jazz. 
 Response 2: That's sounds really great, Daniel. I'll be happy when this is over.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Those two people look like they are struggling on that date. He has told four or five jokes without one peep of laughter. 
 Response 1: Absolutely. This Panera is so quiet. Everyone is listening. 
 Response 2: I was hiding behind the pillar this whole time. It was pretty funny when the audience started throwing flapjacks at you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Look at those two. They're loving on each other so fervently. 
 Response 1: I'd love to ask them some questions. 
 Response 2: It does, that explains why the old creepy doppleganger me disappeared.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You prompted me hard, like you wanted to hear it. You were desperate. 
 Response 1: Yeah, he is. He talks through Patch from Days of Our Lives. 
 Response 2: Of course. I secretly wanted to hear it. I was in love with her.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm kind of of a collector. So, not only am I collecting the Big Macs as I test them out, I also am collecting glass found in Burger King parking lots. 
 Response 1: Oh, I collect sea glass. We have so much in common. 
 Response 2: Happy anniversary. I never would have guessed. You look so young.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What's it like where you live now, Mrs. Bender? I bet it's better than Van Nuys. 
 Response 1: Wait a minute, I just remembered I work at a Dennys, too.  That's a double burn. 
 Response 2: Well, it's everything I thought it would be, but there's something else. It's lonely sometimes.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Is this about your wife that was stoned by the children and then ran away? 
 Response 1: Yes. She's alive. Your plan didn't work out, all you and your campers, so you can go fudge yourself because I don't need this ship. 
 Response 2: She believes in me, so she decided to let me do this on my own.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Are we going to turn into werewolves when we smoke the cloves? 
 Response 1: Well, it is a Native American brand, so maybe. 
 Response 2: Yes, well, it's very polite. This is Great Britain.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We're heading out there on the open road to see what's out there. 
 Response 1: Can I say, you seem pretty outgoing for a hermit. 
 Response 2: Oh, my god. You're the answer to all my prayers. I didn't know what my thing was and now I know my thing is you. I'll die if I ever lose you or if for some reason you decide you're tired of me and disappear.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Dear Diary, I am actually a fairy. I have super human powers and my goal is to grant one dream to each of my friends this evening. 
 Response 1: Why didn't you tell us that before we got so shit faced drunk? 
 Response 2: Catarina, can I ask you a question? Why does this millionaire eat such garbage?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I shrunk out of my own clothes and there was no way I could open a wallet. 
 Response 1: Oh, I heard that on the radio. I was looking for California Dreamin'. 
 Response 2: Really? You don't have paypal little man?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We're in the middle of the Mediterranean in a super yacht.? 
 Response 1: I'm worried about the baby, Paul. 
 Response 2: And I was trying to fix the plumbing!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Did you kill Hitler this time when you were in the worm hole? 
 Response 1: Excuse me? Your kids are adopted. 
 Response 2: I think I did. I at least pushed him hard.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I saved all our lives that day. 
 Response 1: Well, all of our lives, yes. Not the other people on the roller coaster. 
 Response 2: You really have to hurry up, ma'am. The line is long.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So, your parents marriage is kind of on the rocks. Were they even married? Or, did they just have some kind of arrangement? 
 Response 1: You're listening to the radio in the garage? 
 Response 2: I think it was an arrangement of some kind. I think they had a spark at one point and then it faded.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What can I say?  I'm a winner, and you're a loser. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I sure am.  Well, that's the last time you're going to be seeing me, so thanks for your moderately warm friendship. 
 Response 2: Everything is good. I'm a poet now.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've got a bum leg, my leg doesn't work so good. 
 Response 1: They look like they can touch the sky!  Scrape it, even! 
 Response 2: OK, but you don't have the sticker that allows you to park in a handicapped spot.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Okay, next up is little Larry Bimley. 
 Response 1: Hi, guys.  It's me.  Larry.  You all know my talent.  I'm going to dance like nobody's watching.  Everyone just shut your eyes, and here I go. 
 Response 2: You're an experimental abstract.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're supposed to be front of house, what're you doing back here? 
 Response 1: She was the original tough gal with a bad attitude. 
 Response 2: I know, I am front of house. But this guy wants chili dog and I know we are out of chili.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Has anyone seen Iris? I'm putting these posters up all over the glen. 
 Response 1: I know that too. You don't have to keep telling me things I already know. 
 Response 2: I was busy installing moss where you asked me to install moss.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Please forgive my young and impetuous artist protege. 
 Response 1: I'm surprised you haven't slapped him to the floor yet. 
 Response 2: Honey, it never even occurred to me that you would pray. I suppose it's possible, but this just seems unorthodox.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mom, is this true? Did you tell this guy that I was awesome? 
 Response 1: I said you were very good. I said you were no Ira, but who is anyway. 
 Response 2: That's right. Let me go get my stick.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: If you ask me one more time to play Settlers of Cataan I swear to god I will burn the house down. 
 Response 1: It is a good game. You know you love it. You even told me that you were cheating on me with a group of Cataan player. 
 Response 2: It's what we call a pick and choose view, father.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I was just over here enjoying the Floridian activity of hanker chief simulated plane controlling. 
 Response 1: Oh, that is our favorite thing to do. 
 Response 2: Sir, sir! There is no cooking on this bus. I'm going to have to ask you to get off. Get off the bus and get your rotund child with you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You can see with your own eyes, Billy. 
 Response 1: You're right, everything looks terrible though! 
 Response 2: Hey, how's it going buddy? Y'all went to go see a movie or something, didn't you?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My doctor is a jerk. He's a jerk. 
 Response 1: Next time go to a hospital. 
 Response 2: Well, I've got my books all tied up in my book strap.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I getting real sore, I shouldn't have picked being on the bottom of you guys. I said a lighter person should be on top. I'm getting wobbly. 
 Response 1: I'm sorry, I'm so shivery and shaky because I'm so anxious. I should never have been in the middle of this trench coat. 
 Response 2: Wait, are we supposed to be addressing all farmers as farmer-something. Like doctor or policeman?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The screen is telling us to sing for it. 
 Response 1: That sounds good. Just make sure you get us a good player in return. 
 Response 2: Alright, let's sing sing for the screen. Let's all sing for the screen today.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This is our last day open. We won't be printing memories for people anymore. We'll be closing up shop and I don't know what's going to become of this place after we're gone. 
 Response 1: Oh, no! Not the fence! We just had that put in. 
 Response 2: Oh, an ice cream shop. I'm just making a suggestion, but it's just big enough.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Listen, Mr. Sims, is there any way you could convince Gary to just, you know, take a little stroll just until this rush is over? 
 Response 1: Sure, I could go see if he wants to go for a little walk. Let me go out there and talk to him. 
 Response 2: I know that one. I love it. I never knew that was Yngwie. I used to sing it back at my bible store.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So they did a Falconer Football TV special in your day as well? 
 Response 1: They did, because we lost every game we played - the opposite of my son's team. 
 Response 2: Done. I'll go start my research now.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yes. It goes on a sandwich because a sandwich is things you slice. 
 Response 1: It's so true. I'm just going to let it flutter into my mouth like a feather. 
 Response 2: It does because we like to be pedestrians because we're from New York.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Beth, that woman looks like Alyssa's friend who left not long after the stoning. But she's got a different attitude. 
 Response 1: God damn it. Excuse me, are you that fucking tree possessing another fucking person? 
 Response 2: Hey, fair enough. You stick around in the painting.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So was I like your first mate on the boat? 
 Response 1: I didn't want to say anything, but if you absolutely feel you have to put on a shirt, then go ahead. 
 Response 2: You were the first mate. Did you get amnesia? That does happen when you get caught in the belly of a whale.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You went to Chaturanga, the casino? 
 Response 1: That sword had some kind of aluminum in it that healed the wounds. I'm OK. 
 Response 2: Yeah, they did the Lord of the Flies show at the casino. It was a real kids show at the casino.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You think someone would just use me and leave me? 
 Response 1: That's good. Or, how about this. What if we tell them that we have to re-ice the plane? 
 Response 2: It happens all the time. Once you get in this purse, you're often forgotten about.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Guys, I think I'm changing back. I'm starting to gain some confidence. I think we should let Mary murder Chuck on air. 
 Response 1: That is a terrific idea. No other network will be able to top this. 
 Response 2: I know. We keep you on the sunny side and the nerves don't hit, do they?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey, it's us. Maurice and Mauricia. 
 Response 1: How could they not respect you? You've got the thinnest hair of anybody.  
 Response 2: Oh, you two. You betrayed me. You kicked me out.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You need to take your coins and buy some tickets. 
 Response 1: Babe, you are the love of my life. I care about you. You are the sunshine in my fucking life. 
 Response 2: You know what, I'm sick of this amusement park. The churro man has been ignoring me all day.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. I got lost. I just- we were supposed to have like some college basketball players in here to cheer up the kids, but they got all sick so I brought a chicken in here to see if it'd do the job.? 
 Response 1: Yeah! I believe you now. I believe you now, Tim. 
 Response 2: Oh, they succumbed to the virus then.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mustachio gentleman, what's your favorite song by Lauren Hill? You must be a big fan if you're working the line. 
 Response 1: Oh, yeah. I'm a big fan. I like the song, where she's getting educated. I believe education is very important. 
 Response 2: Yeah, you can say something like "you may notice I'm not looking you in the eyes. It's because you look horrid".
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey, Sandra Bullock, my name is Richard Jefferson. 
 Response 1: Oh, those are just little pictures on your paper instead of words. How cute! 
 Response 2: Oh, I know who you are. I'm one of those girls that follows sports. You play basketball.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: My cotton is ruined. I don't know what to do. 
 Response 1: Susan, what if you roll around in some hot chocolate and make the whole cloud brown? 
 Response 2: Sometimes a sick pig lives inside of us. If we fix ourselves, the pig will fix itself.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Thomas, do you like being you? You're sort of the weird one because everyone else is big and beefy. 
 Response 1: Yeah, it's a common misconception.  Basically, what you're going to need is a normal 38 point inspection, and that genie bottle means that you've got two wishes left from the car.  Did you rub the steering wheel when you were driving it? 
 Response 2: I used to think all the time that it was bad that I was different. Now I think that maybe it's cool that I'm different. I'm my own person.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We're using fishing emollients to process the cocaine.  
 Response 1: OK. Take us to the hatchery, the cocaine hatchery, where all of the spores are and the eggs. 
 Response 2: I told her that her dress was terrible. I never do stuff like that. I'm a nice guy.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There's a lot of floating particles around here and I'm just very, very sensitive. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I'm just going to go strike out on my own, make my way out of Ohio, and see the country.  I need to experience what life has to offer.  I'm really going to miss you. 
 Response 2: You're detecting floating particles? That's a health hazard. Let me check.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're going to steal the Michael Jackson puppet and by puppet, I mean dummy? 
 Response 1: Oh, you are very sweaty, sir. 
 Response 2: We're going to dispose of it properly. We're going to put it up on a flagpole.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The green one with all the change in the cup holder? 
 Response 1: Oh, yeah. Last year I lost two toes to frostbite. 
 Response 2: 79 cents.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you hear those people next door? They're freaking out. 
 Response 1: That's right.  The old lady; you're playing Dracula's housekeeper. 
 Response 2: I know, they sound more stressed than we are.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Get a load of this: Daniel chopped some wood. 
 Response 1: Oh, that place is the worst. 
 Response 2: Oh, please. I guarantee we go out there and look at that wood, it's pre-chopped wood.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hi, do you have time to give a perm? Sorry, it says walk-in welcome. 
 Response 1: How many times did I tell you to knock on our bedroom door before you walk in here? 
 Response 2: I'm confused, because your hair is already extremely curly.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We really appreciate you giving us free birds. Don't write about me in your book. You know what happens when you write people in that book. 
 Response 1: Yeah, but that command center seems too high tech. Those two buttons. I don't think I'm cut out for it. 
 Response 2: I know exactly what happens when people are written down in this book. That's why I'm doing it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Michael, you've seen the movie "Night at the Museum"?  
 Response 1: You had all of the earth wine. 
 Response 2: I know all movies. I was an avid movie goer in life.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yes, that's it. Make it out to comma burglar. 
 Response 1: Oh, of course. You wouldn't want something signed to the wrong name. That would be insane. 
 Response 2: I was hiding behind the pillar this whole time. It was pretty funny when the audience started throwing flapjacks at you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm over seven feet tall. That's the size we all were in the beginning of time. 
 Response 1: That's OK. You're a lot of lady to love. 
 Response 2: I know, but my son has a date tomorrow and I really want him to get laid.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: See, even when you go to a place you might be dreading, you can make it fun and happy by skipping and singing. 
 Response 1: That's right, Fred. You always know just want to say. 
 Response 2: Oh, those are just little pictures on your paper instead of words. How cute!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You'll have to forgive me, Jeremy Northam. I am unfamiliar with your work. 
 Response 1: Well, they give you a hard time for being taller than everyone else. 
 Response 2: Sir, we are exactly the same, because I am unfamiliar with your profession, the sport of basketball.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So if we just don't go out anymore? We don't do music, we just go to our huge ranches and we just get out of here. Ghosts, there are ghosts everywhere 
 Response 1: I don't know if that's really a good idea. There's lots of blood over here in my hands. 
 Response 2: I don't have a ranch the size of yours, Getty Lee. It's only slightly huge.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're changed darling, you're supposed to be the head of security, not the head of vengeance, not revenge. Look at you, consorting with Mickey Mouse. 
 Response 1: You're right, darling. I don't know what it is, something's inside me that makes me want blood. 
 Response 2: We do, there's the story of the time she ran out of gas and pushed the car up a hill.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Dear customer, I think I know you bring murderous dog into grocery store and he killed manager. What you do is not good. I'm not on board. Obviously we have a connection. I don't know if I wish to proceed with relationship because of murder dog.  
 Response 1: Yes, we're Bernie and Bernadette Bernsie? 
 Response 2: Excuse me. Vlad? We can't have you using the break room computer for personal emails.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Doris, during your nap, The Richingtons and Guy decided that they are going to replace us with a telephone and build a Wal-Mart on the first floor of the stadium. 
 Response 1: It already has walls. We don't need more walls. 
 Response 2: A platinum, huh? We will accept it, but we will slap you once.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Your father is vomiting into this ceramic bucket. 
 Response 1: Yes, do not let them in the water. The sea has claimed many children. 
 Response 2: I'll take it away. I'm the servant here. I deal with buckets like this all the time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Ah, Detroit. That's where I lost my anal virginity. 
 Response 1: Oh, maybe there's another car I can hitch hike with instead of yours. 
 Response 2: I patrol this area. To be honest, not a lot happens in the section, and so I poke my head in here a lot. See if there's anything I can do.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You said you like Invisible Dave more than you like your grandson even though you've never seen him. 
 Response 1: Well, maybe that's why I like him. Do you have grandchildren? 
 Response 2: You did offer it. But OK, I'll have and English dinner instead. 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The King and I has been sold out for weeks, how did you get tickets to that? 
 Response 1: Pretty good. I feel like maybe I was a little head of my time though. This would be a chance to tread the boards once more.` 
 Response 2: I know, I know a guy on the inside. I know the King.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Wait a minute. You're not going to be able get out of here unless somebody steers this thing while you're leaving. You know what? Go on without me! I'm going down with this whale. 
 Response 1: Well, only three dolphins showed up anyway. 
 Response 2: Absolutely, let me get my quill out.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've been poking around Bali, just drinking sparkling water, mixing it with flat water, getting all kinds of crazy tummy problems. Do you get tummy problems? 
 Response 1: Yes, he's my dentist. 
 Response 2: I do. It makes sense because when I was going to have you, my water broke and so you came forth like a raging water full of carbonation.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Could you tell my boss how good I am, because he doesn't believe in me. 
 Response 1: Look at me. I'm 68. Do I look it? 
 Response 2: Sure, just fill out the top part of this comment card and we'll take care of the rest.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Garold, would you like a high ball from the floor? 
 Response 1: The little tapeworm is working so hard. He hasn't been inside a human in a while to get nutrients. 
 Response 2: Ooohhh. Floor balls. Any time you can use the word balls, it's funny.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm asking you what color it is before you press the button. 
 Response 1: Those caps are built to last. 
 Response 2: I don't know. They change colors, look.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: All I'm saying, Miles, I'm playing Laertes, and we got poisoned tip swords, and I'm ready to put one, and I'm ready to hit you palpably. 
 Response 1: Are you threatening to murder me in front of the whole school? 
 Response 2: I'm fresh out of Molly. Do you want any shrooms?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Where's the money going? That doesn't sound very reassuring. 
 Response 1: We have reunions every year. 
 Response 2: It's kind of like the FDIC. They'll chase after your money if it gets stolen.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He seemed sad to me, as if only children could make him happy. He spent a lot of time with us. 
 Response 1: He was broken inside. And outside. His body was all fucked up. 
 Response 2: Yeah, sure, I mean, if it's going to help me get, like, into Hollywood, I'll do basically anything, like, required of me, Mr. Nulty.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Boss, you got this pit of open spikes behind me. If I slip, I'm going to fall in this pit. What's going on, boss? 
 Response 1: What, don't you like when life is a bit of a mystery? 
 Response 2: I mean, if you don't slip, then you don't fall in the pit. So, there's your options.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Nice modest blouse you're wearing. No way would that make it on the show. 
 Response 1: I'm not going to tempt anyone, with my neck, OK? 
 Response 2: You know something? You said "Gaya marry me" and I was like "God, you know this ain't gonna work". You were like "Gaya, I love you, you're mother earth" and I was like "God, you God, let's do this".
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, this hole's closed. Hole's jagged. You'll never get a ball in there. It's broken on the side. 
 Response 1: Ball won't go in. You'll be frustrated. Your par would go up. 
 Response 2: You're wearing a dead man's hat, woman. Don't start in with me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't get out of the ice cream parlor/bar a lot, ma'am. 
 Response 1: She's finally grown into her hanker-chief shirt that she's worn for years. She was horrifically underdeveloped for quite a long time. 
 Response 2: OK, well if you did, you'd know this is called a hijab.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'd be the first in my generation to attend an institute of higher learning and that's why I'm here today to do this monologue that I wrote in my spaceship on the way here. 
 Response 1: Yes, you have. That is an understatement. 
 Response 2: Stop right there. That was beautiful. Hired.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I want to go inside the venue and check out this UFC event. 
 Response 1: It's an olive oil based sauce? 
 Response 2: Me, too!  I hope they're serving hotdogs and beer in the stands.  Let's go!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: A big part of your program is taking mushrooms out there and thinking about your life, right? 
 Response 1: I am. I'm thinking that we should all create a musical group, like Abba. 
 Response 2: Yeah, it's unusual. It doesn't happen a lot on Air Force bases, but it does at Big Sir.
Output: Response 2