niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: I'm afraid to tell you that you've died. But there's good news; you are in the afterlife. 
 Response 1: Well, I have to get to my husband's show. You're going to have to let me back into the before-life. 
 Response 2: Yeah, it took them so long to get to fight exchange one. I don't have the patience to wait for four more.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This speaker is just a fucking idiot, whose life was ruined. 
 Response 1: Yeah, look at him saying heroine ruined him and that it's an epidemic. 
 Response 2: You know what? I'll put on a jacket if it'll make you happy.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm Cynthia, drinker of bone broth and runner of the Grand Ole Opry. 
 Response 1: I'm being mostly honest it's just if I told you the whole truth I'd have to kill you. 
 Response 2: Cynthia is the boss around here. She drinks bone broth all day and runs the Grand Ole Opry like a Swiss Watch.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you think it's possible your wife just misspoke once and didn't want to be corrected? 
 Response 1: Yeah, it did. They kicked me out if you must know the truth because of my constant vomiting. 
 Response 2: Lawrence, thank you. I think Lawrence gets it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm performing at eight o'clock tonight, and I need a concerts worth of songs. 
 Response 1: I did a Rosetta Stone. 
 Response 2: We're trying our best.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm secretly doing another job on the side. Over on the corner here, I'm shooting a Tums spot. 
 Response 1: The video game or the time? 
 Response 2: You're spreading yourself very thin. Is it a top secret Tums spot?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah, and I don't see any moms here, so... it's gonna have to be you. 
 Response 1: OK, I mean I don't have any cash, but I have some stuff that could be considered valuable. 
 Response 2: That's right. They kind of just busk now.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Are you the mother of the child that came today? 
 Response 1: Yes, I am the mother. I am 21 and she is 12. It was a modern science miracle. 
 Response 2: It's a good movie.  It's no Xanadu, but it's good.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You have 11 hours and 30 minutes to learn how to swallow swords. 
 Response 1: I gotta take a class. Do they have a sword swallowing class down at the strip mall? 
 Response 2: This is scary as fuck.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, nice to meet you. My name is Bartal. I'm the stage Manager at the Grand Ole Opry. 
 Response 1: You're right. I'm going to hit her the next time I see her. 
 Response 2: Yes, and I'm Cynthia, drinker of bone broth and runner of the Grand Ole Opry.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm a little concerned about Kurt. Is there anything we can do for him? 
 Response 1: Yeah, all we can do is give him painkillers at this point. He'll probably be dead by the time he's 12. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I gotta take a hang. I'm stressed out.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is the first time you've offered me shrimp cocktail. 
 Response 1: I certainly know how to do it. I've been at this job for 72 years. I'm a 90 year old news man. 
 Response 2: Well, Gregory, it will probably be the last.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I didn't think this maze went on for miles. 
 Response 1: It's not like one continuous mile. It's like just all jumbled up together like the gastrointestinal tract. 
 Response 2: You did, I'm just a man with bathroom keys and nasty hands. I mean no harm.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hello! It's past 2:00 am. Look who's out alone. Hey, have you ever put your penis in a vagina? 
 Response 1: What do you say, Beth? One last stall together before we go our separate ways? 
 Response 2: Actually, I'm gay. I've had a rough night and just want to go to McDonalds. Hey, get your hands off my pants!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Every human being had a purpose, I think I have fulfilled mine. 
 Response 1: I'm equally thrilled, but I'd be more thrilled if we got our daughter our of the car, so she can enjoy the beautiful pleasures of Not Scary Farm. 
 Response 2: How could you have fulfilled your purpose in life? You are a terrible person you haven't fulfilled anything.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Kurt, you're 7 feet tall and your life is your own now. 
 Response 1: I believe it's the way that she speech. 
 Response 2: I'm going to be the youngest NBA player ever.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Why would you ask for sparkling water if you don't want it. 
 Response 1: I just wanted to make sure you weren't going to give it to me. 
 Response 2: You can really tell, is that why you are absolutely awful at your job?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hillary, what fun it was to judge this competition with you over this past season of Top Chef. 
 Response 1: Yes, Marco. You were such and inspiration for the judging. 
 Response 2: I'm sure you do. She sounded like a lot of fun.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Did you know Sally's mom before or after she was dying? 
 Response 1: She was always dying. We knew each other in high school, and even then she had double pneumonia. 
 Response 2: This is a black barber. I was confused as hell. I don't know what that means.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Are you sure it's a good idea to drive to your parent's house? You're pretty drunk. How far away are they? 
 Response 1: They're all the way at the edge of the town. 18 1/2 miles. 
 Response 2: Let's give him another 15 minutes. I believe in Todd.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yo yo yo guys, I got your delivery from King Taco. 
 Response 1: It's OK, I'm not mad. 
 Response 2: Oh, man, it's Mr. King Taco himself!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Michael, that's what it takes? Getting wet after midnight brings you to life? 
 Response 1: Yeah, that's a basic function of most desks. 
 Response 2: I mean, that's my guess. It's happened enough times that it seems to be the common denominator. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: How did you get so lucky? 
 Response 1: Well, you know, a three-car pileup and very poor medical insurance, but a great lawsuit equals to me being taken care of for the rest of my life. 
 Response 2: Oh thank god, the business is not going well.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Rick, did you just witness that tender moment? 
 Response 1: I did, and it was improvised. You didn't write that. That was from the heart. 
 Response 2: Jeez, it's sticking out.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The experiment sounds kind of scientific. I mean, there was an experiment of sorts. 
 Response 1: No, I'm just very intuitive. Tina taught me so much in her acting classes. 
 Response 2: I set up a hypothesis, that the wall was strong enough. Tested it. Turned out to be right. With an unintended conclusion that the helmet was not quite strong enough.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: See, I love water. 
 Response 1: Those things included a bunch of old cats. gold, grain, jorgans. 
 Response 2: Do you think I'm stupid? I know you're drinking lemonade.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: These corn cob toys are deteriorating before my eyes. 
 Response 1: Denise, I understand. But, these kiss kits are helping so many people all over the world. 
 Response 2: That's what makes them authentic.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Listen, Sandy. Oh, you're really ready to listen to me. 
 Response 1: Get closer.  I can't hear you with our bellies touching.  We're so far apart. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I'm so lonely.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You said that this ticket printed by itself. That can only be done by  a ghost or by Christ's divine inspiration. 
 Response 1: Let me see that ticket. It says 1947? It's not that year now. 
 Response 2: Oh, my gosh. It changed my life.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We'll never sell this property. Not for any amount of money. 
 Response 1: I don't care. The High Council can penetrate itself. 
 Response 2: Aw, fine. Then you just wait as we develop all around you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I can crack any safe. There's a museum down the street. 
 Response 1: That's what her Facebook page says. 
 Response 2: You'll be the lookout. Nobody will suspect a wheezing man.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Did he assault you in anyway? 
 Response 1: He kept on saying he was going to hurt the rabbits and he was going to throw the fish down the toilet. He was just a mean old kid. 
 Response 2: Yes, this guy's been hugging me for 11 minutes.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Tia, as in spanish for ant? 
 Response 1: They do talk, but you need a little magic. The magic is your hand. 
 Response 2: Interesting, I never knew that. 35 years old and I never knew that's what it meant.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You bought me another car? Again? 
 Response 1: You're the storm drain oracle. I read about you too. 
 Response 2: What can I say - your wife Doris loves buying cars. I buy them every day, so many cars.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Tell your daughter she will never be able to leave this country until she gets old enough to leave this country. 
 Response 1: OK. I'll send my other daughter. She is also 21. How'd I do that? Who knows? 
 Response 2: Well I thank you. I'm going to take them to heart. I will be honest with my wife about my failing memory.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What is it, ma'am? You're gesturing so excitedly that you clothes are falling off. 
 Response 1: It's because it's been a wild and crazy day. My husband and I were just running through the forest earlier today and something really scary came up behind us. We just need help. We want to get out of here. 
 Response 2: I want a new nanny.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: If the camera looks at me, do you want me to look at it and speak? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I want you to talk to it. I want you to say everything is fine. 
 Response 2: That's right because when you save me, you earn me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm here to help you. Don't worry. I got your back. 
 Response 1: Really? Do you want to sleep in a tree? 
 Response 2: Alright, I appreciate it Pinky. What we're going to do is move this stack over to that stack. To kill time, I guess.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Who chose Mr. Blackwater to come in here with the big ideas, huh?  Everybody's going to die in St. Peter's Square?? 
 Response 1: I'm wearing this fake mustache because my father could never grow a mustache, so I had this fear of mustaches, and I'm trying to maybe wear one now. 
 Response 2: Listen, I'll let that one pass because I'm a professional, but you that shit again and I will terminate you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: With this pickle, your life is spared. 
 Response 1: Oh gosh, thank you Dr. Lecter. 
 Response 2: I think that's a good plan. I mean it. It's better than our 
original plan of just going to the hospital and looking at sick people so we feel less bad in comparison
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We change out the protective strips every eight months. 
 Response 1: I do it personally.  Every eight months, I spend a Saturday changing underwear strips. 
 Response 2: Yeah, rook, that's what happens. You get a cup of coffee. And if you can't stand the heat you're sent right back down to the minors.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hello, Uncle. It's wonderful to see you. 
 Response 1: It's nice to see you, as well. Step no further in this house with your shoes on. 
 Response 2: Yes, it's right there. You literally took a shit in front of the bathroom.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We love the guests. That's my favorite part of the class. 
 Response 1: Well, we lost a lot of people with rogue wave. We're the lucky ones who made it into the whale belly. 
 Response 2: Oh really? I brought in Henry Miller. You asked the guy "how much does it cost to get your picture in a playbill?" You guys are dicks to these famous people I bring in.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Judy, what do you make of these weirdos? 
 Response 1: That's FIA in a nutshell. They make everything easier. 
 Response 2: Well, as a race car psychotherapist, I think It's important for a couple not only to be honest with one another, but for really an entire population on this planet, to be honest with each other.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you think this is the real thing, finally, Rhonda? 
 Response 1: I think Jebodiah looks at me no way any other man has. He looks at me like if he can't have me, he'll kill me. Most men don't even look. See, you're averting your eyes. 
 Response 2: It's true. That is the local lore. That story has been passed on from generation to generation.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, you saved all of our lives, yes. Not the other people on the roller coaster. 
 Response 1: It might give me some solace, because it's been really upsetting. 
 Response 2: Yeah, we probably should have spread the word that it would break.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Who's out there, Tina? 
 Response 1: We're just discussing some camp business, that's all. 
 Response 2: Tina's out there, yeah. And there are some people that are, I guess, falling in love.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You know, it's just part of being a housewife. Decorating and putting out. Sure, you might have these newfangled people that think they can be independent, but no. 
 Response 1: It's an ant farm. But, it's going to be the biggest one ever. 
 Response 2: Rita, you're very traditional.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm TSA. Give me that bag. Are you going to play with me? 
 Response 1: Oh, you look lovely. The light is glowing on you. 
 Response 2: OK, I see your glue gun. Take the bag.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I stole the animals. 
 Response 1: What? Did you steal them from a farm or from a small child? 
 Response 2: Now, about the cooking. That seems to be the thing you're having the most trouble with.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Everyone else put their best foot forward on the show. That's certainly true of Daniel. He did a good job. 
 Response 1: Yeah, it was clear to me that I needed to come in and make an impression as a person first. 
 Response 2: This news is better than that. They're opening a new show. We're doing a thing and we're all auditioning. We're going to save the park.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So, on the weekdays, you work here at the gym? 
 Response 1: Yep, I have to pay the bills. 
 Response 2: Yea, he's easily the best character on Days of Our Lives.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Can y'all hurry up and move up there? My baby needs to get liquefied on the water ride. 
 Response 1: You know what? Claires was having a sale. I got this free when I got my ears pierced for the fourth time. 
 Response 2: Wait, they let babies on this ride? I left my baby in the car because I didn't think I could put it on the ride.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Ken, do you think Chuck bought it? Do you think he bought that you were a zombie? 
 Response 1: My name's Terry. How you doin'? 
 Response 2: He was busy on his phone playing Plants vs Zombies. I just figured I'd go with it and keep the reality real. So, I bit him.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It was bad enough when you all try to correct me, but now you're going to say the name Jim in my presence? 
 Response 1: I mean, what is a doughnut if not a sugar bomb that explodes in your body? That's what my granddaddy used to say. And then he started making real bombs. 
 Response 2: Maybe he meant a different Jim?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You can each take a tablespoon of whisky. 
 Response 1: I'm so happy that you carry spoons on you. They're warm as well, just like the whisky. 
 Response 2: You know those Ed McMahon, like those letters that come in the mail? I mailed it in and that was my prize.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Principal Durnham, am I still in trouble? The kids have turned into parrots and seem happy. 
 Response 1: It's like an ice cream store that never closes and is never too cold. 
 Response 2: Yes, you're still fired. The parents are furious that their children turned into birds.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Women just aren't good at juggling. There's more male clowns because I think they're better at juggling. 
 Response 1: Yes, we will recognize the woman in the toga in the back row. 
 Response 2: Right, there's less male gymnasts and we're not complaining.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You didn't have to assume anything. I said. I kissed you with my mouth. I knew what I was doing. 
 Response 1: I kissed you back and it was great. I wanted to see you again. 
 Response 2: I am my child's church.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You see the thing is your Mother wants to die. 
 Response 1: Oh, Neal, it's OK. Your exorcists are here to un-haunt your bus. 
 Response 2: Is that why she is just letting herself float down that big river?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So you're in that drippy-looking painting thing? 
 Response 1: That would be me. Over here. And what are you? A robot? 
 Response 2: We like to call it an avant garde look at time and space.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you think that stand up comedy guy is related to Tina, the acting teacher? 
 Response 1: Aren't all British people related? 
 Response 2: That's a classic story. I hear that excuse all day long.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Dear, why did you follow me? 
 Response 1: Lawrence, thank you. I think Lawrence gets it. 
 Response 2: Because I went to Build-a-Bear and you weren't there. They said that you muttered to yourself and walked out in this direction. I followed you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You can't talk to my client unless I'm here and I OK it. 
 Response 1: I'm just talking to him as an employee of the amusement park. 
 Response 2: It's true. Every time I eat popcorn, I get a horrible pain in my chest. It feels like my heart is on fire. That's why the call it heartburn.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Do you want some peacock milk? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I just unearthed the steering wheel. 
 Response 2: Yes, can we all go directly to the source to get it?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yes, and next time the butter make it soft. This hard butter is impossible to spread. 
 Response 1: Humans, Martians, Slap people. The Slap people hate theater. 
 Response 2: I'm so sorry. It just came right out of the fridge.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You can take my prescription and go and get jars and fill them up. 
 Response 1: Customer, you are pushing all my buttons. Will you stay here one moment? 
 Response 2: And your prize was you became the king of the Sudan?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Do you know each other? Hal Holbrook, this is Dixie Carter. Dixie Carter, Hal Holbrook. 
 Response 1: I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. 
 Response 2: I'm not suggesting that you do, ma'am. I'm just saying that even though there is not a person named Kay who works here, we're happy to assist you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Listen, can I be honest with you? I don't even want to be an actor. I only joined this troupe because I have a crush on you. 
 Response 1: Me? Solomon, how long have you been keeping that in? It can't work though. I don't date actors. 
 Response 2: I'm a foe a little bit longer, but then I'll be a friend.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Have you ever fallen in love at a funeral? 
 Response 1: Actually, that's how I met my wife. 
 Response 2: These electrodes are starting to itch. Are they supposed to itch?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hello, I was assigned to kitchen duty. 
 Response 1: Oh, hello. I'm chef Pierre. Nice to meet you. 
 Response 2: Hey, I haven't seen you here in awhile. Thought you were a goner.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I, 1000%  started the fire that burned Caesar's Palace to the ground, as well as invented the grilled cheese sandwich. 
 Response 1: Whoo Hoo! Oh my Goodness. You're the most interesting person I ever met. 
 Response 2: Sure. Just a carton? It's going to be a long day at work.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Girls, we're having a family meeting! 
 Response 1: Am I getting paid for this? 
 Response 2: They're on the corner of Chester and Magnolia.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, I'm glad you're enjoying all of the drinks. Usually when I have people over, they just request the one drink. But you wanted a variety. So I thought, well, you're my guest. You know, I want this mansion house to be a mansion home. 
 Response 1: You look like an infant in a business suit. 
 Response 2: When I made the order, I assumed you would combine all of them into one glass and not bring me three glasses.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, how are you holding up. What, with Daniel and all. 
 Response 1: Plus she's an alien. 
 Response 2: Mom, you don't have to say his name like that. In fact, I think this might be the holiday where he pops the question.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: All right. Do you get the one where people think that your logo is a Satanist thing? 
 Response 1: Yes, yes. We do worship Satan here, so that's let me just clear that up right now. 
 Response 2: Well, I am the King of Sudan. We have a lot of insurgents. Is there a way possibly we can take care of that?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Wait a minute, Calisto. When I was reading about going out of Malibu on my phone, I was told not to give strangers credit cards. 
 Response 1: But Tip Top seems really OK to me. 
 Response 2: I love the news. I love it. It's better than shows that are fake with their fake actors.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You know, Lorielle, if you two hadn't come to this haunted storefront and opened up an ice cream shop in the winter, I never would have been able to free my wife from her hellish torments. 
 Response 1: Yes, I can laugh in the face of danger or death. 
 Response 2: Wow, it's crazy how things work out. We're glad we could help you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, it's the Falconer from high school, Jimmy Dillon. 
 Response 1: Uh, Dillon Tristan, but my mom calls me Jimmy. Because that's what she named me. 
 Response 2: Absolutely. Now try to make his mouth move and you speak without moving your lips.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It doesn't say that I didn't build the forest.  
 Response 1: I wish you wouldn't call me that. 
 Response 2: It actually does, it's on a sign, right there. In front of you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He's offering us a bunch of money and think of all the wet peaches we could have. What kind of a life is this for us anyway? 
 Response 1: It's been getting a little boring, I agree. But what are we going to do with all that cash? I'm just gonna spend it on dumb things like tulips, fake tulips and big ponies. 
 Response 2: Hey! She can't reproduce! She shouldn't even be in here if she isn't really a giraffe.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yes, this is the open call for the dentistry for my mouth. 
 Response 1: I ate three bottles worth of them. It was a new flavor I hadn't tried before. 
 Response 2: Teeth, I clean.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You brought your own soup and you have a cool umbrella. 
 Response 1: Thank you. I learned the hard way, you know what I mean? 
 Response 2: Well if you sit by the window you're in my son Todd's section, and you're a very lovely young lady.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We need a name for this tall person disease.  
 Response 1: I know that I suddenly grew 8 inches in the last year, but it's not a good thing. I'm not sure this is a good idea. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I say we call it stretchitis.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm sorry. I don't see your name here on the list. 
 Response 1: We're going to make a big, thick suit. 
 Response 2: Yeah, do you see that I have a wrench?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He's a social media manager. He has questions for me on opening a Twitter account? 
 Response 1: No, no, about your Twitter account. Do you want to have a Twitter account, an official account here for the aquarium? 
 Response 2: Fine, but it's more blood than normal. And it's really red.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Ma'am, you're going to have to step out of line and go to jail. 
 Response 1: I'm sorry you had to see this Ma'am. It's very disturbing. 
 Response 2: My children will have to deal with the psychological consequences of their mother going to jail.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're acting exactly the same as you did on the boat. 
 Response 1: Is there a problem, officer? 
 Response 2: Yeah, well, I'm captain of this island now.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Darling, you have to stop complaining. Your father and I won't be embarrassed on that stage. 
 Response 1: I'll do it. I'm here all day, so whatever you want to do. You just poing me where to go. 
 Response 2: I understand. I get it. Just, all the other kids look cool. They put funny things on top of their hat.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Your whole life is being a waiter at Margaritaville? 
 Response 1: It's all I have and I need you to help me keep my job. 
 Response 2: Oh, we're both doctors. Can we help you? Are you in actual danger?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I think jorgans were the mind stealing jars of organs. 
 Response 1: We will crush you. Soon, no American little tiny boy will be able to go on a soul quest once I acquire that invisible pen and sign all of the documents necessary to ensure that the third Reich lasts for 1,000 years. 
 Response 2: Yeah, that would make sense. You put an organ in a jar that has a head cat thing.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This could be your chance to fill that picture frame that used to have divorce papers in it with your own marriage papers. 
 Response 1: Okay, take it easy. Chaz, how are you doing in the middle? 
 Response 2: Sinclair, that was beautiful. That was poetic.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He's thinking so hard he's sweating all over the place. 
 Response 1: Jeez, it's really fogging up in there. 
 Response 2: It was through God that this happened. My work here is done. Smoke bomb!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Why are you so down on ladies, man? It's modern times. Ladies can be on juries. 
 Response 1: You had all of the earth wine. 
 Response 2: Look, ladies have injured me terribly in the past. Minorities, anybody that doesn't look like me, I don't trust.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Look, I got Hitler's heart. 
 Response 1: Good job, Ranch. You've passed the challenge. Now only 22 more challenges to go. 
 Response 2: These are the last two seats on the train. There's no room in any other car. So the four of you will have to decide who sits in the train car.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There's a Hot Dog on a Stick right over there. They hand make their lemonade. 
 Response 1: I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. 
 Response 2: She wanted it from Joe's Crab Shack and I told her it's her birthday, she can have it from wherever she wants.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: General, what we gotta do is get up on that moon. We gotta really rub them Russian's faces in it. I need you to get us on the moon. Wink. Wink. You know what I'm saying? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I've been carrying around a truth for awhile. 
 Response 2: I gotcha. I know what you're talking about. How many rockets do you want on there?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Jimmy Dillon Tristan, what would your mother say if she knew you had a gun? 
 Response 1: Well, she's out in the car. She's waiting to take me and Marge on a date. 
 Response 2: It sounded to me like manager crying out in pain and dog noises.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mr. President, the data feeds have stopped coming in from the Antarctica station. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I gotta take a hang. I'm stressed out. 
 Response 2: Is that a good thing? It doesn't seem like a good thing, maybe me should send in Delta Force.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Bill Phil Vanhaven, everyone knows him. 
 Response 1: Everyone knew Bill Phil. God, he was a good guy. He was a big gregarious fella, fireplug of a man. 
 Response 2: You're walking. You're not sitting in that wheelchair that you don't need?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Why doesn't daisy lead with I'm a sexist dick? 
 Response 1: Ok, hey, you don't get to say that, she's not your friend. 
 Response 2: Yes, I was just coming by the store today to check on the employees. One of our stock boys, Vlad, he's celebrating his 30th year here at Grocery Store.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What are you doing to my wife!?? 
 Response 1: I certainly know how to do it. I've been at this job for 72 years. I'm a 90 year old news man. 
 Response 2: I do nothing!  She do to me!  She make my rage go away!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm Adam. Nice to meet you. 
 Response 1: I'm Eve. Isn't this garden nice? 
 Response 2: Yeah, I'm a sleep fighter. Hey, I could make some money off this.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, man.  It's like living in a sauna in this part of the south. 
 Response 1: She said may or may not. We're no closer to the truth. 
 Response 2: It's December in the Pacific Northwest.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I heard you singing. It sounded so familiar from when I was a kid. 
 Response 1: Oh, I don't know. It's just something I've been kicking around. It belongs to this guy that I wasn't here to see. 
 Response 2: Yeah, Toilet Island was the last real show. There are really toilets and there are really islands.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Celeste, sweetheart, what's going on here? 
 Response 1: Be careful, Bobby. We caught a counterfeit Wreck-it Ralph and Mickey Mouse is giving him Disney justice. 
 Response 2: I mean, fifty people dying on Batman the Ride - you don't think that would make it out here? We do have newspapers and TV.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: They don't deserve to walk on dirt. 
 Response 1: I hate them. I'm just from a different generation. Nobody knows the real me. 
 Response 2: The carpet is red because it's the blood of the masses that they're walking on.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't know how you're getting the information that there's been a murder here. 
 Response 1: The two dead bodies that are sitting on the golf course over there. 
 Response 2: Yes, you're a beacon with limbs.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Coyotes were attacking you, but you made friends with them? 
 Response 1: The less traditional you are the more problems you're going to have. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I made friends with a family of coyotes.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You disgust me and you always have and I think you need to know it and I think you need to live with the consequences of what you've done. 
 Response 1: I just want to say that I'm a sociopath and all I care about is myself and my own fortunes. If there's a way that Melissa can be in a relationship and still maintain a successful business, I'd be OK with that. 
 Response 2: Keep talking dirty to me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I had my first grilled cheese sandwich when I was 22 in Vegas during the big Caesar's Palace fire. 
 Response 1: Yes. I'm Jazz Cangetatan. My skin can totally get a tan. 
 Response 2: I remember that. They lost three centurions that day. It was really sad.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, there's your wives and family outside asked me to come in and check on you. To be honest I feel not respected as an officer of the law that I am playing messenger right now. 
 Response 1: Well you was pretty self sufficient for a small child. You had a business going for like three years by the time of that story. 
 Response 2: Well, I'll be out when I'm ready to come out. We're dealing with this fellow here who's the movie police, apparently.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We have a corporate membership here, so just put it on our account and we're done. It's under Behemoth Religious Organization. 
 Response 1: OK, I'm just typing. Oh, there it is. Oh, it says here that you have a couple movies out. 
 Response 2: I'm super fast. It's one of my super human skills.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sorry folks, that area is employees only. We have a way of doing things here at Joe's Crab Shack. 
 Response 1: Well, you're an employee. Could you be an ambassador for us? 
 Response 2: Yeah, I said he's annoyed. I don't know if I made that clear that the salesman is annoyed to be delivering ice blocks.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Guys, we really gotta do this soon. I don't know how much longer I can hold the two of you on my shoulders. 
 Response 1: Okay, take it easy. Chaz, how are you doing in the middle? 
 Response 2: Wow! They're identical cousins.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Are you gonna use the disk drive of the computer? 
 Response 1: He does look a ton like Rodenberg. But, I feel like, didn't you go to our firehouse and try to get a job there? I feel like I remember you from a long time ago. 
 Response 2: I didn't even think of that. I rented this place that guaranteed that they had a DVD player.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hi Mr.Harbor, I'm sorry, I thought maybe you were Meredith's brother. 
 Response 1: It's just because of these short shorts I'm wearing. I look youthful. 
 Response 2: He's got a pretty weird body type for a marathon runner.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: She was a teenager. She was horrible. 
 Response 1: I don't need change. I have my dad's love, and I found it in this bike shop. I don't really care as long as I have a bike. 
 Response 2: Teens are the dredge of the Wisconsin Dells Water Park. They're like a fly in your burrito.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh man, that really aggravated my cancer. 
 Response 1: Jeez, it's sticking out. 
 Response 2: Well somebody did under your account.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I got you. Your ice pick is now mine. 
 Response 1: I'll think about it. I'll definitely think about it. You have 24 hours. 
 Response 2: Oh no. What are you doing? The moonshine was supposed to knock you out completely.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Alright, folks. We are 3 Ashes and 2 Cinders and we need a suggestion for a place where people might work, like an Arby's or a Dairy Queen. 
 Response 1: How about a bank! It's spelled with a B. What's wrong with your bat ears? 
 Response 2: Are you talking about these two tranquil beasts? Look at this one? He's got a rose in his mouth for you. And this little scrawny one looks like he's growling, but really, he's smiling.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Do I get to call 911 or do you? Or do we not report these animals to 911? 
 Response 1: Let's report it to 411 and see what happens. 
 Response 2: I guess I am, yeah. I was kind of hoping that I wasn't, but I'm pretty sure I've been by here before.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Why would I want to eat vegetables? They taste like the dirt. 
 Response 1: You know, I used to be a producer on America's Got Talent. This is exactly how we found some of our greatest talent. 
 Response 2: Yes, but they are good for you. Your shirt is not able to be buttoned. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, corporate is changing the signage and menu before telling the workers that it's changing? 
 Response 1: We found out that the Julius part of our marketing is what works for people. 
 Response 2: Well, we should solve the problems on our planet before we start worrying about other planets.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You have stumbled into my web. 
 Response 1: That's right. So make sure you ask a lot of questions when you're there. Just find out about their lives and everything. If you can, try not to let them ask you too many questions unless you got your backstory, like, good and tight. 
 Response 2: Is that what this stuff is? I thought that you just didn't clean your tinsel up from Christmas. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Marge, you were the one who wrote the memo? I'm glad you're coming clean because you signed that memo "We are legion." 
 Response 1: Well there are only five of us in the office, who did you think it was? I just meant me and all of the women out there who long for a simpler time when the Nazis had just been defeated. Women were code breakers and leading secret lives. 
 Response 2: So you must know all about the '80's cocaine thing that you're trying to get going again? 'Cause Weyland Mutani is largely a cocaine distributor.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Dad, you're the best! 
 Response 1: Yeah, I know I am. I'm larger than life. It makes it kind of hard to find pants that fit. 
 Response 2: Well yeah, I mean I was your counselor for 3 of those hours. You told me everything.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Desiree, I remember meeting you in the waiting room! 
 Response 1: Yes, and now you're standing on a tall stack of oil cans, threatening to jump and take your life. 
 Response 2: Yeah, it's a lullabye.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Listen, normally I just like small groups of people, like three. But I've learned in my heart that sometimes there's bigger groups of people around and I've got to get with the times. So, Alexandro, will you marry me? 
 Response 1: Lisa, as much as I don't like to talk about myself, you asked me a question. And the answer to that question is yes. Yes, I will marry you, Lisa. 
 Response 2: I got an idea. He's probably thinking of the next big business move he's going to make for this company.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Excuse me. Vlad? We can't have you using the break room computer for personal emails. 
 Response 1: Please, Sherry, give me just one second. I just sent an email to myself to talk to customer. 
 Response 2: I'm terribly sorry, you're wearing a scarf wrapped around your head.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This dog is really irritable. 
 Response 1: He's pointing to a picture of chicken cor don bleau. We're not gonna make you chicken cor don bleau. You're a damn dog. 
 Response 2: You've got to be rude to the customer. That's our gimmick.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Excuse me, is that you? 
 Response 1: I call it what I want to call it. 
 Response 2: I think I am me. Except for in 2009 when someone stole my security number. I've been myself the whole time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So you don't want to go back to the whole planet of Earth because your cousin ignores you? 
 Response 1: Well, the moon looks pretty cool. I could spend the rest of my days on the moon frolicking around with our new cat. 
 Response 2: I watch the conversations and that way, when I come back and tell you about the work, it's true. I've lied to you the least amount that I possibly could, Pat.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm a ghost now. I swallowed that water bottled filled with glass. It did the job. It hurt, very bad. 
 Response 1: Oh, I'll put it in a baggie. 
 Response 2: That's the thing, how you die is how you continue to hurt forever.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I have a question. I didn't eat the apple. I was just hanging out. Why should I be punished? 
 Response 1: Granted, I wasn't paying attention to what was going on, but you clearly made him do it. 
 Response 2: Oh yes, you know, I saw his copper bust in the Museum of Contraptions.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't like the way this surgery situation is set up. First come, first serve and you try to get a good spot. We're surgeons. We're supposed to be able to sleep in if we want. 
 Response 1: Yeah, you're right about that. Maybe we should ban together and create some kind of union or something. 
 Response 2: Here, I'll take down a pile of laws from the shelf.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're afraid of my buttons? 
 Response 1: It's fine. We're going to get married after this. So I hope this thing with that other girl that you're leaving with isn't serious. She could be our nanny. 
 Response 2: Yes, I'm afraid of the buttons on you're outfit. They're from France.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, I forgot you told me this when it happened. 
 Response 1: I know they're in Alaska, I just don't know which fishing village in Alaska. 
 Response 2: Yes, you were there with me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Greetings, Earthlings. Which of you is Julius Caesar? 
 Response 1: That would be me. Over here. And what are you? A robot? 
 Response 2: Done. I'll go start my research now.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What an incredible set. So many amazing jazz tunes. 
 Response 1: Thank you for enjoying all of my jazz tunes and being patient with my water drinking out of this flute. It was made a little more difficult, because I thought I could use the flute like a straw, but one end has been welded shut. 
 Response 2: Yes, yes, it's my assistant.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is the first time I've left both attics. 
 Response 1: Thank you. Now, I want you to behave here. Even though children are allowed in dance clubs in Iceland, this is a dance club for grownups. 
 Response 2: Wow! You need a tan. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You have to bet on them. You can't just lay the money on the horses. 
 Response 1: Well now I know that. I lost 100 million dollars when I put it on its saddle and it galloped all the way to the bank. 
 Response 2: We did. I mean, look, he wanted to rape me, but then we worked it out.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Dad, what was all that screaming coming from the art store? 
 Response 1: They look like they can touch the sky!  Scrape it, even! 
 Response 2: Don't worry about it, Dean. It's just grown up stuff. Just grown up screaming.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, Art, what's going on? Fancy running into you at this bar. 
 Response 1: Hey, Rudy. I just got three scoops of cookies and cream. 
 Response 2: It's the only place where Pizza Hut is still a sit down restaurant. That salad bar is delicious.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Let's do notes. Do you mind sticking around for notes? 
 Response 1: It's good for hiding a limp. It's like shopping at Von's all your life only to discover it was a John's all your life. 
 Response 2: Oh, sure. I love to listen to people talk and pretend I'm not around.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm Julius Caesar. And who might you be? 
 Response 1: I am a traveler from beyond the stars. I come from the planet Feelings. I am full of emotions. 
 Response 2: For one thousand Pepsies? In Brussels they're 25p.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Also, can we also get two cups of water? We'll only be drinking water. If it says H2O on the cup, that's all we're allowed to drink and that's what we will drink. 
 Response 1: Not like that cumbersome circle of Australia, father. 
 Response 2: Do you think I haven't seen this before? I'm a restaurant-our, OK? I have a guy who escorts you to the soda fountain. Big Tom. He's going to walk you over to the soda fountain. They can only have water.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I think it's unseemly that there's dead bodies that are part of the miniature golf layout. 
 Response 1: This culture and death. We are just too, we are behind the times. We are so afraid to talk about it. Just accept it, we're all gonna die. 
 Response 2: It's very Forrest Gump of you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Tom, this mall is dependent on you. Look at all this leasable space around you. 
 Response 1: There's so much, Mr. McGonigal. 
 Response 2: Now here's the thing. The fudge can fit in your carry-on because our fudge is very dense. Regular size, but weighs a thousand pounds.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That's a big word for a young child. Where did you learn that word? 
 Response 1: In the encyclopedia. It's like the internet, but dusty. 
 Response 2: I'll only tell you one more time! A wildebeest took off with it!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't feel so good. I tried to sing high and I'm just not feeling it. 
 Response 1: None of us were prepped for this, Sven. 
 Response 2: Oh, no. Do you need to sit down. How long have you had this cold?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, boy did I have a rough day. Can I get a ghost beer please? Thanks. 
 Response 1: So what's a couple minutes, you know? Some people spend their whole lives and they don't do a thing. We can spend the rest of our lives, a minute or whatever it may be, living to our full potential. 
 Response 2: Hey, I haven't seen you here in awhile. Thought you were a goner.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I feel like this couple from London is living our life. 
 Response 1: We're sitting here on the front row like a bunch of chumps. 
 Response 2: It's really cold. So, we iced up when we landed.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, you're the guy who sells the Land Rovers. 
 Response 1: I do sell Land Rovers. I tracked these people here by their GPS. And all of you are going to jail. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I mean, they said it was air escaping but I know it was him.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Has there ever been a case where someone's asked for the fortune cookie that they also are entitled to the fortune? I say no. 
 Response 1: Oh, goodness. Thank you so much for picking up the bill. I've been haggling with these two wingnuts for like 45 years. 
 Response 2: Objection! I'd like to cite the 1973 case of Mrs. Mary vs The People of California.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Times are changing. New things are constantly being invented. 
 Response 1: They will be hooked up to electrodes so they can't lie. 
 Response 2: Hey, one day there was no car. Next day, there was a car. I like that joke.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Alright, Mr. Farro. Mel, you're doing great. Here's your book, script. Here we go. 
 Response 1: Good news guys, pudding for lunch again! 
 Response 2: It's a copy of Scruples. But that's only one of the lumps.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Donny, are you properly throwing away the laptops at the end of the night? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I'm getting rid of the ones from Tuesday on Wednesday. 
 Response 2: It defies all scientific explanation, sir. They should have been dead a long time ago.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's one of those PC LensCrafters. We don't give things that make shooters better at seeing. 
 Response 1: Even for servicemen? Are you against our soldiers? 
 Response 2: Please call me Pinky.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I mean, the post office is losing stuff all the time. I had so many birthday cards get lost on the way to my house, I just figured they got up and ran away. That's the only logical solution. 
 Response 1: Oh no. Jenna's not spayed. They banded together? They fucked. 
 Response 2: See, I thought it was guys like Roger who were just opening peoples' mail.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Thank you, a lot of people say I'm handsome-ish.? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I'm just going to take these diamonds and get the fuck out of here. Then you won't have to worry about it. 
 Response 2: Yeah, you're handsome-ish. I'm one of those people that says that. You have those nice long thumbs.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Your son is just like your husband? Is that what you're telling me? 
 Response 1: Just like him. Can you believe it? It's unbearable. 
 Response 2: You do seem very changed and considering that I first married you to get my green card, it  blossomed into a relationship of love.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You grew up so big, Anna, but you still talk like a baby. 
 Response 1: Yes, the best surgeons in Hawaii are adept at removing snacks from various orifices. 
 Response 2: Well I am Italian after all.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I am pretty sure I am from Russia but I'm not 100% where any of you are from. 
 Response 1: Well, I can't because of the yo-yo. It's a two handed trick, the destruction. But y'all can hold hands. 
 Response 2: Catarina, we work so long together. And now you ask me this, where we are from?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Did they say they were traditional? I must have misheard that. 
 Response 1: It's like we're two threesomes. 
 Response 2: I hope not because, if they're going against the tide and being traditional, I am joining that tide.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'll be deciphering that all night. 
 Response 1: Is that a metaphor or is that true? Mama, your sleep apnea kicked in again. 
 Response 2: Well, yeah, I mean you could think about it, but it's not worth it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Danielle, you have been touched by a doctor and I cast you out. 
 Response 1: Are you ready to mingle? 
 Response 2: But he saved my life. I'm going to go to the R-BnB, too. I'm leaving you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, you keep that detached leg really close to you and give it a little hug. 
 Response 1: OK. Everybody sit down. Everyone take your seats! 
 Response 2: I keep it close and give it a little snuggle every night.  It's a special snuggle that only me and my leg understand and share.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Any thoughts on ordering at all? 
 Response 1: Marco, this seems like real close to the end for you. 
 Response 2: We want one soup, four spoons.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This is wonderful. Cracker's in my band, Murnice is my wife. We need a roadie. 
 Response 1: Well, he wouldn't know which direction to run. 
 Response 2: Oh, I'd love to be a road.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm the head of Universal Studies Motion Pictures. 
 Response 1: Karl Lampley? 
 Response 2: He must have ducked at the very least.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Wait, you're demonstrating how to pick a pocket? To your young apprentice? 
 Response 1: Look at this ghostly door. We will open it for you. 
 Response 2: Yes, yes. It's for theater class.
Output: Response 2