niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: That's exactly what were doing, though. Putting food in bags. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I mean, food and also cleaning supplies. We have a few tools available. Oil for your car. 
 Response 2: Just say the blacks did it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is loose I wanted to be tied in tight! 
 Response 1: It's so gloomy for a nightclub. 
 Response 2: If we tied you any tighter it would cut you. Do you want to be able to breathe? 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You thought you recognized me, a man made of pudding? I look familiar to you? 
 Response 1: I just couldn't place you. But now you've really opened my eyes. I can see that I was doing the wrong thing all along. You're welcome to stay here. You and the mongooses, and all these coyotes. 
 Response 2: That's our father you're talking about!  Really, if there's a villain in this house, it's Stefano.  But, now I propose we bring a new family member into our group.  Someone also of our family blood.  Mother!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sweetie, I am the job. You know that, sir. 
 Response 1: You can call me Dan, we've been married for 13 years. 
 Response 2: Sir, this is why we don't trust this guy, Colonel. That part of the mission was classified until this very moment, sir.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, the LA Forum. That place is the worst. 
 Response 1: You don't have to tell me. It's just been washed up band after washed up band. I've just been haunting them. Just giving them memories of me from when I was actually alive. 
 Response 2: Those tests are inconclusive. We don't yet know if Alka Seltzer bubbles are evil.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Does your goat have a name? 
 Response 1: Oh, no he doesn't. I might have to eat this guy. 
 Response 2: I want to, but my hands are stuck in it by that point.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I got a book about lucid dreaming. What we could do for the first half of the show is be asleep, but doing stuff. 
 Response 1: You just want to hang your art in my house? 
 Response 2: OK. So, we should go out there asleep?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What can we do? The people have spoken. They want digital photographs. They already exist and they've been using them for awhile. 
 Response 1: Yeah, hi Lilith. I didn't know you were still here. 
 Response 2: I think we failed in marketing. I feel like we should have given away the cameras that they give away at weddings.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I mean, I'm not trying to make you laugh. I'm scared. 
 Response 1: I'll tell you what's nuts.  I forgot a protein to go with my risotto. 
 Response 2: Yeah I know. I'm a nervous laugher. I'm scared too.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Don't mind that noise, it's my echo. It sneaks up on you from all corners.  
 Response 1: I gotta take a class. Do they have a sword swallowing class down at the strip mall? 
 Response 2: Was that echo me or you?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, welcome back to the next class. It's a different day and we're ready to begin drawing anew. Roger, I see you're already nude, thank you. 
 Response 1: These are people that gamble and fish? What kinds of things are we talking about? 
 Response 2: Yeah, I mean, my rash was really acting up. And that robe been's worn by many a model.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hi, I'm Getcha Bemy. And I'm just a lady who likes to get it. 
 Response 1: Those are all bad places to be shot. 
 Response 2: You seem important, unlike other ladies I've met here in Rome.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Look, I was trying to go incognito, which is why I put on these fake ears. 
 Response 1: At the beach? Is he working really hard at the beach? 
 Response 2: They are smaller than your regular ears.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I gotta know more about this therapist. 
 Response 1: William, as a surprise for your birthday we put in some songs and you're not going to know which one it is until you get up there. 
 Response 2: You know, you don't even know. Number one, he's a fish. He's a talking fish and more of like a monkey.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: After Leg Cramp left, I started drinking. I used all my dollars to buy alcohol and then my life went in a bad direction. 
 Response 1: You know they say, like attracts like. We've found a woman that is basically a blister and the irony being she can't find anything to drink. 
 Response 2: Hank Thompson? I've heard of him. 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't think, after what we found in your jacket, anything could surprise me less than you being lonely. 
 Response 1: It's Sandwicheria. S-A-N-D-W-I-C-H-E-R-I-A. 
 Response 2: Just because I have a copy of Scruples and eight yo-yo's?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's Palm Springs. You're at an outdoor pool. It's pretty warm. 
 Response 1: Yeah, no, but it's warmer than it was before. Oof. What was in this orange juice you gave me? 
 Response 2: But you know what criminal is worse? One that can criminalize and not be penalized for it. Like the TSA workers who stole my bag.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: If you go inside and run the comic book shop for a minute that would be great. 
 Response 1: Ok, while I'm doing that I can readjust my bulge in private, 
 Response 2: Oh yeah the one that outlaws any and all fake maple syrup and makes it punishable by death to consume, good idea.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Are you sure you're cut out for this man's air underwater navy? 
 Response 1: Well, we just have to finish touching up your makeup, Roger and then we'll get the completed news script over to you, which I'm sure will come any second now. 
 Response 2: To be fair, when I joined, I honestly thought we were just gonna be in the air.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah, I will lance your boils for free. 
 Response 1: Yeah, it kind of is actually saying where you're currently at and being honest about the work that you need to do. 
 Response 2: And you're a veteran. You were captured for a while.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Judith, I love you and I want to marry you so I can become a US citizen. 
 Response 1: I love you too. That sounds so nice. I'll help you out. 
 Response 2: Yeah, and she's somebody you can trust. She really listens to us and the idea that we can tell her anything and she won't tell anyone else is such a comfort.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We're actually like a Jekyll and Hyde. We're two halves of the same. 
 Response 1: Oh, yeah. I saw that on snapchat. 
 Response 2: So you were hunting yourself this whole time?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Listen, Cheryl, it's not fair of you to lord it over everyone that you're a time traveler and you know everyone's fate here. 
 Response 1: Not only will I not go to the prom with you, I don't want to see you at the prom at all. I don't want to see you there. I don't want to smell you there. I don't want to taste you there and I certainly don't want to see you dance there. 
 Response 2: But I promised not to change anything. Like, I could have said something about when Eve was tempting Adam to eat that apple. But I stayed out of it. I didn't change the course of history.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, have a seat. Your meal's on me today, OK? 
 Response 1: Let me put it this way, if I murdered someone today, no one could take me to court or prisoner. Diplomatic immunity. 
 Response 2: Thanks, Bob.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, Joshua, it's so nice to meet you. My name is Janine Roxbury. 
 Response 1: Oh, Janine of the Roxburys! I've heard of you. 
 Response 2: Hi. I'm Ronnie. I have a clipboard.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That was quick!  You found the prostitute mother that I may or may not have murdered with my fangs. 
 Response 1: Uh huh.  She lives in Pacoima. 
 Response 2: I'm not pointing fingers, that's for sure. I'm not. I'm only looking at one person though.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Do you think that I should deep throat on the streets? 
 Response 1: What's wrong with you? I was going to say to go back to school and learn about and learn about Martin Luther Giraffe and Martin Luther King Jr. and Martin Luther King Jr. Jr. High School. 
 Response 2: I thought that was a dog.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: He doesn't know we're both girls, which I guess is fine, but it seems really weird. 
 Response 1: Oh, well that's none of my business. I'll just be on my way. 
 Response 2: Yeah. Neither of us is, like, androgynous.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, uh, if you all need me to place my arms or legs in any particular position, you just let me know because I'm here to serve y'all. 
 Response 1: Well, I'm fine ever since you broke my daughter's heart and sent her down a trajectory of, well, you're looking at it. 
 Response 2: Well I'm just enjoying your raw masculinity.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We can go ahead and say it's bad. It's bad to beat your wife. 
 Response 1: I did a Rosetta Stone. 
 Response 2: Lock him up. Even if it never lead to anything, it's just fun to say.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I wish you wouldn't call me babe. 
 Response 1: Sorry, it's just, you're a total babe. 
 Response 2: See, like that was triggering for me because I'm really trying not to. So, pardon my abrupt gasp.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I took some cues from your spy novels. I always carry a derringer in my garter. 
 Response 1: In front of the kids? 
 Response 2: I want to live. I don't want to die alone.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That's fair. He's older, so he should go first. 
 Response 1: Thanks. I thought I wanted this, but it's a lot more responsibility then I feel like I can handle. 
 Response 2: I don't like when you say it's fair. I wish you would fight more.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Marlene can help you with your black shirt. She'll take you right over to our evening section. 
 Response 1: Thank you so much, Jerry. Hi, my name is Marlene. I'll be helping you today at Tommy Bahama. 
 Response 2: We do, there's the story of the time she ran out of gas and pushed the car up a hill.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I did not realize I was not the only monster. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I mean, we're all monsters deep down, right? 
 Response 2: Is it more votes, Mr. Mayor?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Usher, what a pleasure it is to be here with you at the American Music Awards. 
 Response 1: Oh, no worries.  I've got gloves. 
 Response 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah! No doubt, not doubt. Usher 100%. Usher right here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Tim, look over there. It's Devin. 
 Response 1: Oh, no! My Mom's on that ride! It's falling! 
 Response 2: Devin is talking to the announcement lady. We have to get over there.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Go hide behind the curtain over there. 
 Response 1: Oh, did I say that out loud? It's just something I can't stop thinking about. 
 Response 2: Are you going to saw me in half?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I was an Army brat. So, I guess you could say that I've lived all over. 
 Response 1: 'Cause you was in the Army? 
 Response 2: Just throw it up on my back!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: He's morphing right before our eyes. 
 Response 1: Watch, I can turn into anything. Hey, look at me. 
 Response 2: Alright, well after I'm dead and buried, if you'd like to go to a movie, I'm absolutely all in.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Kill him! We'll bury him where I buried my husband. 
 Response 1: That seems overly ambitious. At home he just did the three balls. 
 Response 2: At this point, Ms. Charlile, I'm going to remind you that anything you say can and will be used against you, especially stuff like "Kill him! We'll bury him next to my husband."
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm sorry, sir. Who are you? I'm new to Shadow Grove. 
 Response 1: Sounds like sex with my husband. 
 Response 2: I'm Joshua. I've been in Shadow Grove all my life. I expect I'll die here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So that's one of the other places you can break into if you need a place to stay. You just have to keep it down a little bit when you're in the house. 
 Response 1: I really like how you guys can just go wherever and feel like home. 
 Response 2: To eat flesh and drink blood.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What is she doing in there? I have a question. 
 Response 1: It's only been five minutes, give her a little bit of time. 
 Response 2: He was so brave, trying to save our family.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My name is Belinda 
 Response 1: Oh, this is a good idea. Assuming you mean we'll have him murder them. OK, let's do it. 
 Response 2: Belinda. That's a beautiful name for a beautiful woman.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Ladies, I don't know if you recognize me, but I was here about 22 years ago now. 
 Response 1: Your Mr. Fortell! Your suit is impeccable. 
 Response 2: I'm not going to bed because I'm a lady, you can't tell me what to do.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This has made me feel heartwarmed and Charla I want to tell you that I love you more than ever. 
 Response 1: Mikey man, I always loved you and I know you've got some weird views, but you pay for everything and you make all the meals in this relationship. I love you. 
 Response 2: Yes. Martrice, all my life has been leading up to this point. When I was a little boy, dreaming of being married, I couldn't wait for this. It's a dream come true, and if I could travel back in time and tell that little boy it's all going to work out I would. Also, I would kill Hitler. End of vows.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We had a car, but we put it in the river. 
 Response 1: Mama pushed it uphill into the river. 
 Response 2: It's been a while. I'm sorry, I couldn't remember the rest of the words to Eagle's Wings and I was so embarrassed.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're an angel. What's heaven like? 
 Response 1: It's like an ice cream store that never closes and is never too cold. 
 Response 2: Hey, I didn't want to go to this dumb camp. But now I'm intrigued.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That murder was pretty cool because you got the bell house. 
 Response 1: That's true. Maybe we could make these possessive ghost murders a selling point for the club. 
 Response 2: It was worth the 89 thousand dollars my husband spent on it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Nurse, she left a note. Can you read what that note says? 
 Response 1: I'm glad that we made such good friends with our RA back when we were all in college together. 
 Response 2: Oh, it says here "Read this when you know how to read, boy. I won't name you because that would be selfish. And also, I left under my own volition and I won't be coming back. Learn to raise yourself."
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I know, and I can't believe you're leaving town. But listen, I want to give you a warning. 
 Response 1: I'm sure you do. She sounded like a lot of fun. 
 Response 2: A warning? You've never given me a warning before.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Tina, I'm glad you could make it to therapy today. It looks like you've been crying, your eyes are swollen. 
 Response 1: I was having such a good morning, and then I went into the store and I approached this woman and I was just about to sell her a Kathy Ireland pair of glasses, but then this legally blind man and the woman terrorized me emotionally. 
 Response 2: She's turning her opponent into ground link sausage!  Why was she allowed to bring the sausage grinder on stage?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Who's this one legged cop? 
 Response 1: She's the one I heard about, she moves so fast that she looks like she's moving slow. 
 Response 2: Rodney, you've been an OK servant to us over the years. Please just tell me where the girls are now.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hold this grenade real tight. Let me just take that out, right there. 
 Response 1: That's sort of the problem, nobody likes it. 
 Response 2: Oh, you took the pin out there.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Margarittaville is always open. All the time. Come in. 
 Response 1: We're so proud of you. 
 Response 2: OK. Table for one.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: They didn't see us, see I told you. I'm good for the group. 
 Response 1: It also doesn't appear they can hear. 
 Response 2: Half, but aren't we being honest? We don't have to look for him anymore though.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I wanted to teach you have to drive, and it seemed like something I was into a while ago, but I'm just too busy now. 
 Response 1: Yeah, it definitely smells like the '90s. 
 Response 2: Is this because I don't have anything interesting about my haircut or the way I dress? Sorry I don't dress like you, dad. I'm sorry I'm not unique or sartorial.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That's what this has been about the whole time? You want to be Bass Fishing and Jackpot King? 
 Response 1: I know.  You have.  Look, you're not on trial here.  I guess this one is on me to come up with more examples.  Well, they're always putting on golf cleats.  I know that much.   
 Response 2: Of course, I want to be Bass Fishing and Jackpot King, but it hasn't been about that the whole time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Blanche, I'm afraid you're having some kind of breakdown.  
 Response 1: Oh, you're a dummy then. 
 Response 2: Are you going through puberty? Is your brain going through changes?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We keep you on the sunny side and the nerves don't hit, do they? 
 Response 1: It's true. If you put me in the shade, then I have nerves a plenty. 
 Response 2: Jeremy, summer camp is about fun. It's about remembering to play and how to play and when to play and where to play.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Welcome to Van Nuys. Who do we have here? 
 Response 1: You make a really good point, and that reminds me.  I should buy some salt and pepper shakers for my store. 
 Response 2: My goodness. Well, my name's Calisto and she's Calista.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm starting this new wine tasting gig. I think this town could really use it. 
 Response 1: I know, this is a town is very uptight. We haven't been able to dance here, since 1987. 
 Response 2: It sounded like a wailing sound, like a whine cry.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Terribly sorry, I know the line is long. I don't have a terrible amount of time to treat you all today. There's a woman living at my house that I'm trying to introduce into high society, to prove that all people are the same. 
 Response 1: Why did you say it like it's something bad? That's sweet. I wish more people would do things like that. 
 Response 2: Yeah, for sure. Let me grab the remote and we'll see what's on.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I feel cold every time Ricky talks. Anyone else? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I do. I get little shivers and also bumps on me. 
 Response 2: Okay, but we're not going to stop talking about how brilliant you are.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Are you being ornery on my flight, miss? 
 Response 1: Maybe I am. It's my nature. 
 Response 2: Yeah, you're magic and shit, so I was able to keep my brain functioning and my mouth lip flaps moving.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Actual the talent is right now in my mother's large intestine, slowly working his way out. 
 Response 1: Do you think I haven't seen this before? I'm a restaurant-our, OK? I have a guy who escorts you to the soda fountain. Big Tom. He's going to walk you over to the soda fountain. They can only have water. 
 Response 2: Oh, you got that tapeworm that can juggle. I've heard of him.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Kids from the inner city will also be here, so I think a fight might break out. 
 Response 1: It's good for hiding a limp. It's like shopping at Von's all your life only to discover it was a John's all your life. 
 Response 2: Definitely, hold onto your wallet.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mr. Patterson, I thought we'd do a little presidential historical field trip so we can find the basis of our book "The President is Missing." 
 Response 1: I mean, Mr. President, is this the ideal place to be? As far as presidential historical places go, this is not a happy one. 
 Response 2: OK. It is a train station. Don't turn them away.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So, this ant farm will be a tourist attraction. 
 Response 1: Oh, absolutely! People come to Downy for the train, but don't realize there could be so much more. 
 Response 2: Great, we've got time to practice just one song.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yes, I do. I mean, my wife passed years ago and I never thought I'd find anybody again and then when Rhonda came along and a spark came to life in me that I hadn't felt in years. 
 Response 1: Thank you so much, mom. You're radiating. 
 Response 2: I was very sorry to hear about your wife. Did you get that Blu-Ray of Cubed 2 that I sent?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, my. It sounds like a Cormack McCarthy novel, War Road. I'm very learned. 
 Response 1: Oh, what a relief to sit down. We've been walking around for hours. 
 Response 2: Or a George Miller movie. I'm into pop culture.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: She should absolutely be here in the studio. Her training never ends. 
 Response 1: That is a mocha cream. And then the one to the right of it is a dulce de leche, and then just down there's a strawberry. 
 Response 2: I pay her for private lessons out of my own paper money. My paper route money.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, what's taking so long with my drink, man? I'm fucking dry, I'm starting to sober up over here. 
 Response 1: Sorry, sir, it's - I just need to get these sundaes out. 
 Response 2: My answer is yes. I have to get out of this parking garage at Best Buy!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: C'mon, Rudy, let's not mince words here. I know your story. I know all your stories. 
 Response 1: As his twin sister, he consults me in all matters sexual. So, I decided he should order a kit for you to help you out. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I guess you're right, Cal.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Maybe we could all sit in the hot tubs. Yeah, that might replace my ice cream craving. 
 Response 1: One hundred dollars placed on the Wheel of Fortune. 
 Response 2: Or, we could, fill the hot tubs with ice cream, and turn it into a cold tub.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I happen to have some mannequins in the back of my pickup truck. We could put them into your beds, and then once your parents are asleep or meditating or whatever they're doing, you can come to Van Nuys and I can show you what the real world's really like, with feelings and emotions. 
 Response 1: Oh yeah, and Trish and Laura can cover for us. 
 Response 2: We're not allowed.  Same thing with the big sodas.  We've so many restrictions.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That really hurt my feelings there, to call it just acting. What am I doing every day then, huh? Guess I'm just fucking myself in the ass. 
 Response 1: I'm sorry, I didn't mean it that way. 
 Response 2: So you must know all about the '80's cocaine thing that you're trying to get going again? 'Cause Weyland Mutani is largely a cocaine distributor.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What took you so long? 
 Response 1: I couldn't find you guys. You said you'd be in Hall F. 
 Response 2: It's, of course, Aquarium Guest 1.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The first Port-o-Potty is only for urine. 
 Response 1: I know, but I have 14 tables in my section. 
 Response 2: The second one's for crapping.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I have 32 teeth. 
 Response 1: Wow, is that usual? That seems like a lot. 
 Response 2: Oh what's this, a Venmo credit card? That's new.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Here's me, Donkey Kong. 
 Response 1: I'm relieved frankly because I was going for days without any food or water. Then I found this Starbucks. 
 Response 2: It's me, give me a holler. I'm Diddy Kong, I'm Donkey Kong but smaller.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: There's a long line of famous actresses behind me, who have all played different queens. They're all very talented. 
 Response 1: Just say it, man, get on board. It's a real boy's club. 
 Response 2: Why is that lady twirling her mustache?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You may remember Gregor from the '80s metal hair bands. 
 Response 1: The name of his band was Hair Punk. but it was a metal band. 
 Response 2: Young Loretta Lynn told me these words.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's true. Did you know the appendix is only as big as your pinky and it can do all that kind of damage to you inside? 
 Response 1: Oh, yeah. I'm a big fan. I like the song, where she's getting educated. I believe education is very important. 
 Response 2: I didn't even know that and I took yours out. It was bigger than that, I don't know, maybe I took out more than I was supposed to then. What I took out was about the size of a football.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, I like the looks of some of this stuff, right? It's not bad. 
 Response 1: Yes, we do have ten. We can get more if you need them. 
 Response 2: Everything you see is for sale.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Let me ask you this seriously. Have there actually been any negative effects of not having the Olympics? 
 Response 1: He does look a ton like Rodenberg. But, I feel like, didn't you go to our firehouse and try to get a job there? I feel like I remember you from a long time ago. 
 Response 2: The trash industry has suffered. We don't get a lot of quippy commercials. The population has gone down since people aren't having sex in the Olympic village.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'd give Carl a rating of 3 out of 10. 
 Response 1: This is a chance for us to start over, I think. But, maybe we should be in two different stories. 
 Response 2: Yeah, we've been getting a lot of bad feedback on Carl.  Other than him, I assume everything else here at Friendly House was good.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I have one question. You found one human bone in their chimney, but they called you to excavate this chimney. Like, maybe they thought it was a dead rat or some leaves. Do you really think it was their bone? That they killed someone? 
 Response 1: Yorgy, such a young child with references from so long ago. 
 Response 2: Now why would they leave? Doesn't that imply a certain amount of guilt?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I forgot that I was there. 
 Response 1: I'm going to come back as a man who sounds vaguely like a woman. That's my plan. 
 Response 2: It's hard to remember.  It has been three years.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Craig, you are so stupid. I shouldn't have to explain every single phrase I say to you. 
 Response 1: I'm clarifying! I want to make sure my first mission is the best one! 
 Response 2: I like it. I sincerely feel as though pets have it coming. So, it may not be as much of a shock to the audience.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Granted, I wasn't paying attention to what was going on, but you clearly made him do it. 
 Response 1: I could understand why you think that, but I was actually entirely silent. 
 Response 2: Let me tell you something, mister. When you first showed up I thought you had something. This is interesting. Everyone wants the power of flight. But I don't want some doctor cutting open my body and attaching these wings to me. So I'm out.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I run it every year. It doesn't matter whose name is on it. Everybody looks to me. 
 Response 1: I honestly had a hard time seeing some of the witnesses because I was sitted right behind your enormous hat. 
 Response 2: That's true. I'm a fall down drunk.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Kevin, as your mother, I hope I can make you proud of me out there tonight as I take on Monster Brad in the ring. 
 Response 1: Mom, I'm always proud of you, and Monster Brad doesn't stand a chance.  He's got a bum leg, and that's bound to trip him up when you give him a right hook. 
 Response 2: I am, how you say, this juice. It seems like a trap, no?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I worry that this might kill him and I know he's your little friend. 
 Response 1: Well, it wasn't until I heard that story about food, and now I'm getting hungry. 
 Response 2: The little tapeworm is working so hard. He hasn't been inside a human in a while to get nutrients.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I know I'm just a humble blimpsman, but for this occasion, no tickets are necessary. 
 Response 1: Yes, I can cadet, very well done. You've passed my test. 
 Response 2: Christmas has come early this December.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What's the trouble you have with counting? It's very simple. 
 Response 1: Hurry. Okay. I'll stack the rest of these peach cans in front of it. 
 Response 2: I just never know where to start.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm so sorry, judge. I'll turn off my phone now. 
 Response 1: I just want to say that I'm a sociopath and all I care about is myself and my own fortunes. If there's a way that Melissa can be in a relationship and still maintain a successful business, I'd be OK with that. 
 Response 2: Yeah, that's incredibly unprofessional.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yup, this is Mr. Madison's square garden. 
 Response 1: I think I am me. Except for in 2009 when someone stole my security number. I've been myself the whole time. 
 Response 2: I mean, he got the round garden, and everything's fine there. He got the triangle one, and that's fun.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Why it's true! And these are my children. We call ourselves the Cold Storage Kids.? 
 Response 1: Not like that cumbersome circle of Australia, father. 
 Response 2: Like the famous series of books that I've been reading since childhood?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, we've made love on television. For the first time in my life, I feel like I know who I am. 
 Response 1: Timothy, will you mop all this up for me? 
 Response 2: I know who you are too and now everyone knows how we both are.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Peggy, I'm so glad that I married you and I'm sorry I took us to this desolate, dry place, but I don't know that we would have had this wonderful drug experience otherwise. 
 Response 1: I completely agree with you. I'm glad we came here too. 
 Response 2: Why, yes I did. I feel like I've almost relived this moment before.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I thought that your new girl had already fallen in love with you. 
 Response 1: Apparently, even after they fall in love with you, you have to continue to be a terrible person or else they leave you. 
 Response 2: Thanks for nothing. We didn't get to go on the ride.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Can I tell you a secret? I'm illiterate. 
 Response 1: I hear that. There's some days where I can't even get out of bed in the morning and the thought of drinking my morning coffee makes me just want to rip an arm off, you know? 
 Response 2: Oh, those are just little pictures on your paper instead of words. How cute!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Whoa, your flipper is sticky, Mr. Penguin. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I had to swim through the Exxon Valdiz spill to get here. 
 Response 2: You're not getting this pen. Not from me. Not while I got spit in my mouth and air in my brain.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is there any way you can just intimidate these people and not actually murder them? 
 Response 1: Oh, man. That's disappointing. We really like murdering people. 
 Response 2: I'd love to, thank you for the invitation. I didn't have lunch plans, so, I guess I could stay.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't want to share my blocks. I want to keep my blocks. 
 Response 1: You must keep this family alive. Your brother died. 
 Response 2: I know and I love it. Twenty percent of the time.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey, I didn't want to go to this dumb camp. But now I'm intrigued. 
 Response 1: Yeah, me too. Because I raised my hand, and I still don't know why. 
 Response 2: I don't blame them. And they should salt the earth that nothing more may grow here.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Tad, you're making me crazy. Stop talking. 
 Response 1: So you don't do a lot of candy business at Blockbuster? 
 Response 2: It just, now that we're actually on the day and going to rob the bank, it feels intense.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Quite honestly, I don't feel like I'm missing much. I've got a new life in here. 
 Response 1: It's because you're always meeting new people. 
 Response 2: Yeah but I was just wondering if you could, like, maybe write a letter to my dad just saying that I turned in all my work and that I'm probably the smartest girl in the class.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Eventually they created refrigeration. 
 Response 1: Ah, so you didn't have to drink the milk all in one go anymore. 
 Response 2: That's so sad, but I do hear they are great hug recipients.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Have any children come up to you and asked where the baby man is? Have you told them? Where are those kids and do you have a knife? 
 Response 1: Oh, boy. You're like a regular Helen Thomas with all of these questions. 
 Response 2: They're not for everyone. You know what I mean. I feel like if I wear a jacket that long it's going to make me look short.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You gotta beware of any brass instruments, specifically the trumpet, because that water will get right in the bell - that's the flare part, try to remember that - and it'll go all the way into your body. 
 Response 1: Thank you for anticipating that I plan to cover myself in Saran Wrap so that I can still be underwater while I'm playing an instrument so that my skin doesn't get burned. 
 Response 2: Yeah, we'll have two waters between two donuts and I will start with Zaire.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Do you know who we are? We're all unemployed. 
 Response 1: You can only go down the stairs? They don't go back up? 
 Response 2: OK, you announced that like maybe you were about to be a celebrity or dignitary.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: But if she's not concerned, are we truly doing a good job of being a secret society? 
 Response 1: Look at us.  A secret society with a pigeon in a cage.  We're hardly a secret society at all! 
 Response 2: And where are your boobs?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This oxygen tank, it's really light. 
 Response 1: I need my eel cane first. Give me that cane. 
 Response 2: It's actually helium. That's why it's so light.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Who's this creep? I feel the urge to punch him for some reason. 
 Response 1: What?  What're you saying?  When did you realize you were pregnant from playing Juliet? 
 Response 2: I'm Eve's husband, you jerk.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I have two pieces of bad news, sir. 
 Response 1: Tell them to me alphabetically. 
 Response 2: There had been very few sexual advances made in binderism.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm working right now. I'm trying to make some money. 
 Response 1: I looked the other way. I'm not a pervert. 
 Response 2: Okay, I guess I'll just go back and sit in the car.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's hard to take you seriously, I can see the elastic on your beard. And also, you're so sweaty. It smells terrible in here. 
 Response 1: I got fired today. I'm no good at selling cars. 
 Response 2: I made a mistake. I went to one of those Argentinian places right before this where they just keep bringing you meat. I think I got the meat sweats.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're not missing anything, believe me Maybelline. The movies are awful. 
 Response 1: I find that hard to believe about every movie every made. 
 Response 2: No, we just want our mother back.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm sorry, please excuse me. My phone's going off. 
 Response 1: One of my Miller-isms. You know, it's funny, since my name is Dennis Miller. 
 Response 2: Your ring tone is somebody whispering "you're going to die?" Can you turn that on vibrate?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This may sound crazy. This may be coming from I don't know where, but I need to marry you. 
 Response 1: Fine. Just promise me you'll have a jazz band. 
 Response 2: Ohhh, they got barbecue Fritos there?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You said you heard this lady singing at a place. Was it the bible store? 
 Response 1: Didn't I just tell a story about this little blonde girl that came into my bible store and freaked out at a bible and ran out? 
 Response 2: I've been performing here for 15 years, but I'm not a day over 25.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I miss music. I just miss hearing music. Don't you? 
 Response 1: I never said I loved her though. 
 Response 2: I do agree with you. That was one thing I had a lot of in the woods. Concerts.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, so you're self published, John? I hear people are really into that. 
 Response 1: I'm already drunk, so why not. 
 Response 2: It's the way to go. I'm my own boss.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Danielle, what you doing talking to another man? I told you to get your movie and then we're leaving. 
 Response 1: Well, I am the clerk, I mean. She does have to talk to me if she's gonna rent a movie. 
 Response 2: Really? Dang. Yeah, I was getting in there. It really hurts.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Do you want me to come over and kill your dog? 
 Response 1: Yes, we need somebody to help. I know you're a vet and I just unloaded a lot of stuff on you. 
 Response 2: She's possessed my friend.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I forgot to give you those other books with information about psychosis in them. Sorry. 
 Response 1: It's OK, I'm not mad. 
 Response 2: But you can tell who's who because they're missing the opposite arm. So you gotta just know that, each one missing the opposite arm.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I checked in years ago, and I had all of these double cheeseburgers, and I can't seem to leave this room. 
 Response 1: The movie, obviously. We didn't read the book. Who reads? No one. 
 Response 2: Roger, I know you're on your phone right now, but this gentlemen is a ghost. Jermaine told me he had a heart attack in the room.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Did you hear that? Oh my god, that guy's nose is flapping all over the place. 
 Response 1: My favorite. It's the only way to eat a carrot. 
 Response 2: He's just laying there and it's flapping in the breeze like a US flag. That guy just beat up a cop.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Lorielle and Maybelline probably would have never noticed that you were sitting in their ice cream shop. 
 Response 1: It's true.You gave me the opportunity to be a mysterious old asshole. 
 Response 2: I did hear my dad say one time to watch the weird old hoof on your hand because when you become a man, so it will become magic. Today, I became a man.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: If you had to guess how many cubic feet of water she sucked up, what would you say? 
 Response 1: I want to live. I don't want to die alone. 
 Response 2: You'll think I'm pretentious, but I'm going to say it was 30 cubic feet of water displaced per second by her.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You can see me at my desk. It's right over here. 
 Response 1: Well then go back to Brussels, ya Brussel Sprout head. 
 Response 2: I bet his desk is literally covered with tiny stuffed animals.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It seemed like you didn't have to give her your money. It seemed like she just wanted to talk. 
 Response 1: She did say "this is a stick up." 
 Response 2: That's right. I remember I had a friend who was a ladle. Another friend was an egg timer.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Christ wasn't around in 1947, right? 
 Response 1: Right. He was post-war. He was a Korean War God. 
 Response 2: We just saw your chew and spit. That's disgusting. You better work on the bite and chew some more.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I found an abandoned wares station. I think it's the perfect place to set up our wares. 
 Response 1: Really? That sounds so exciting. I can't wait to get it set it up. 
 Response 2: She's 13 years old, for Christ's sake.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Alright, I'll give it a try. I'm going to sing like a sonic blast. 
 Response 1: It's really easy to remember. Descend starts the same as down. Ascend starts the same as up. OK, maybe not. 
 Response 2: Yes, and then I'll laugh. That will attract dolphins because laughter sounds like dolphins. Then we can ride the dolphins to the shore!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I was told that I could come in and work at the comic book shop. 
 Response 1: Were you? We already have enough bulge checkers, I don't know who told you that. 
 Response 2: We could find another lake. It will take some time to find one though.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yes, we're getting rid of you, Jennifer. But you're gaining a Tom and a Kent. 
 Response 1: Great, Lilith. You really screwed things up by coming back in time. 
 Response 2: OK, sure, I'm gonna embrace the adventures in life. I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna with two strange men from the mall today and we're going to tackle the world.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You know, a lot of people would say that the last place they want to be is the post office. But for you, it's the first place you want to be. 
 Response 1: And only. 
 Response 2: Oh, thank you Catarina. What a help you are.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Can I confide something in you, Pamst? I feel like she might be one of those human killing robots. 
 Response 1: So you're familiar with those? If she is she's the most convincing one I've ever heard of. 
 Response 2: I'd be the first in my generation to attend an institute of higher learning and that's why I'm here today to do this monologue that I wrote in my spaceship on the way here.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Vince, this is my ex-husband, John. He's a miserable failure. 
 Response 1: This is Johnny? Oh, Betsy, he's not what I pictured. You couldn't do better than this loser? 
 Response 2: This is the weirdest fish taco stand that I've ever been at.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: If you're ghosts, why do you have a car? 
 Response 1: Because we died in a car. Our car is also a ghost. 
 Response 2: Right, it isn't. Truth be told, his father loved soap operas and I do believe that's why he left us because he had such a love for them
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sorry, I've been keeping this to myself since I ate that apple. But I'm pretty sure we're naked. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I mentioned that when I said I didn't have pockets. 
 Response 2: I couldn't get my car out. Have you seen this barricade?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: One can only wonder how large your contraption will be when it is finished. 
 Response 1: Well, we're in California. You couldn't get a plane ticket? Oh, never mind, get in the car. 
 Response 2: Oh, it will be quite a great deal larger than what you see before you today, sir. My goal is to build a contraption very large, large enough to carry me into the void of outer space, so that I may see what Savannah, Georgia looks like from its inky depths.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Cadet, what are you doing over there? 
 Response 1: Sir, these leaves are so beautiful. I just wanted to bury myself in them, sir. Can you see my nose sticking out, sir? 
 Response 2: It's true.  I'm very small, and I'm not very dense.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Great. I will make very detailed instructions on how to cook them. 
 Response 1: Oh, thank you Catarina. What a help you are. 
 Response 2: I hope so too. I'm so hungry. All these troubles are making us hungry.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, you're very upfront about it. I like that you're a straight shooter. 
 Response 1: It makes you sick, I don't know why you insist on eating it. 
 Response 2: That's exactly what I wanted to talk to you about. Shoot straight. Now, even though your memory is failing you, be sure to shoot straight with your wife. Tell her what you're thinking.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Being dead hurts. It never stops hurting. 
 Response 1: I mean, it's true. We did travel to the moon - that's a big one. I never have played with a cat, much less on the moon with an attractive woman. 
 Response 2: Like the original Little Mermaid in Hans Christian Andersen's takes. They say every step felt like walking on scissors.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Kent, we've been over this. You may not hit upon the customers, and you certainly may not grab their breasts. We don't do that. 
 Response 1: OK, what if we look at it differently? The world is always moving, right? What if her breast actually came into my hand? Like I jump up, the Earth keeps spinning and her titties come to my fingers. 
 Response 2: I bet you're sued for being confident and sexy as an older man.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The best way to join your two strengths together is if the ghost starts talking about the show and honey, you would then act out the show that he's talking about. 
 Response 1: Why wouldn't I? My body is my instrument. 
 Response 2: Wait, these bones are human? I thought they were from chickens and cows and whatever.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I need more than one doughnut. 
 Response 1: Well you just made your death seem inevitable, and we just met you. 
 Response 2: He's a growing boy, I mean. He needs three or four dozen doughtnuts.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You destroyed my family photographs. 
 Response 1: They can't hug each other, but they can hug a person. 
 Response 2: I think we made use of them. We made them better. They are better in a collage.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Thanks, Ralph. Yeah, get my good side. 
 Response 1: Oh, I'm tired of hearing about your chickens. I lost my accent. 
 Response 2: You don't have a bad side, I'll tell you that.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I just don't want my parents knowing when our wedding will be? Is that too much to ask. 
 Response 1: It's definitely unorthodox, but I support you in that. 
 Response 2: Oh yeah, exactly. Well, she's my cousin. So we have a ton of them in the garage.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, Captain, I'm so glad that you're home here in Downy. My wife is gone. Grandfather is gone. 
 Response 1: We have reunions every year. 
 Response 2: I'm so sorry for your loss, sir. My name is Albert, but you can just call me Anus.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Evelyn, if this is about the elections or something and you want to be a member of the board or if there's something you're harboring, you can just let it out at Sport Club. 
 Response 1: Why yes, those are traditional Sport Club rules. You get it off your chest and let it out. 
 Response 2: I mean, that's fine with me. I said I was going to leave already.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Todd, dude, you're making me laugh. 
 Response 1: I mean, I'm not trying to make you laugh. I'm scared. 
 Response 2: Oh no, no, no, I... I wasn't... This is crazy but I was actually facing the lens out to the world. I don't know what does that anymore but I just...
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There's another possibility. We were going to use animatrons in some of the Epcof installations. These two just do the same thing over and over again. 
 Response 1: Did he have to get killed in every dimension? 
 Response 2: You're suggesting that we chain up these two people in a box and have them perform for people?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: David, why are you swaddled in a blanket here on the casino floor? 
 Response 1: No, no, about your Twitter account. Do you want to have a Twitter account, an official account here for the aquarium? 
 Response 2: My back, it's just been bothering me. It feels nice to be in bed as I walk around.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: They are saltwater toughys and they sell saltwater toughys, which is the problem I'm here to discuss. 
 Response 1: Well, it was your own fault for keeping me alive. 
 Response 2: I suspected you had an ulterior motive for being here, Dr. You don't normally come to this side of the beach.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm no artist. So, maybe that won't work. 
 Response 1: You could be at this gallery. 
 Response 2: Oh wow they must really like you, almost nobody gets on that flight. I heard it is really ritzy up there too.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: A lot of times I like the context of a joke in terms of what period, so then I know the vernacular of what the joke is told in.  
 Response 1: Right. I'll keep that in mind next time I tell you a joke. 
 Response 2: We could have stayed home, dad. It just seems like a weird day to go to The Price is Right.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Ok, I'm checking the temperature here.? 
 Response 1: Is it cold like it's supposed to be? 
 Response 2: Yeah, it's like a senior thesis. But in play format.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I saw the superhero go that way! 
 Response 1: Everything is good. I'm a poet now. 
 Response 2: We didn't put a mic on you, sir. We didn't know you were going to be hopping on set.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You know those Ed McMahon, like those letters that come in the mail? I mailed it in and won. 
 Response 1: The carpet is red because it's the blood of the masses that they're walking on. 
 Response 2: And your prize was you became the king of the Sudan?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That was an angel. Angels don't have sexualities. 
 Response 1: And Sandy, she never comes. Sandra Bullock never comes. 
 Response 2: Fine. But she had a nice rack.
Output: Response 2