niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: You can see my ghost writer? What is it about Charleston, South Carolina? 
 Response 1: It's just right. I want everyone to know that you're my child. 
 Response 2: Black people can see ghosts.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It looks kind of empty, kind of like its the last sizzler. 
 Response 1: I hear that's tough, because how are you gonna, like, tell your dreams not to swear or listen to secular music? 
 Response 2: I mean it only looks empty because we are the only ones in here. You know it's funny Sizzler put all their pennies and dimes that they had left after the economy collapsed in 2018.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We are gathered here today and to celebrate the marriage of you and you. Does anyone have any objections? Please speak now. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I've got an objection. I went to college with Daryl and he's a real lady's man and I don't think he should be getting married. He's one of the greatest lady's men of all time. I'm sad to see him settling down. 
 Response 2: The lens cap, honey. Take it off the camera.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Here we are, this is your room. 
 Response 1: That'll take me a year to eat. 
 Response 2: Why is there a black wreath on the door? Did someone die in this room?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: When i think of a sleeve, I think of the thing that an apple pie comes in. 
 Response 1: That's a shute. It's an apple pie shute. 
 Response 2: Oh look, it has four arms!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I haven't put any snow chains on the tires yet. 
 Response 1: I could see how you say that, since I asked about continental lunch. 
 Response 2: It's not that bad. I mean, it's snowing a lot. But it's not that bad. They say it's the worst blizzard in years but, it's not that bad.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: James, it's so good to hear your voice!  How's your leg?  The last time we talked, it was pretty banged up. 
 Response 1: It's doing really good.  It's still attached.  Well, it's hanging by a thread, but through the Lord's will and grace, which is also a great television series, I still have a leg that's kind of on there.  Praise Jesus! 
 Response 2: I know that I suddenly grew 8 inches in the last year, but it's not a good thing. I'm not sure this is a good idea.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I think that you should sit this one out.  Let your understudy take the part. 
 Response 1: Well, I think it's constant. And I'm always impressed by a constant accent. 
 Response 2: What?  Let her take it?  She looks like she has feet for hands!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey Rook, I'm going to drive down to the burn site to see if I can pick up any evidence. Do you want to come with? 
 Response 1: Oh, of course. I ain't never seen a case before. I've just been figuring out how my desk works all this time. 
 Response 2: It's an uphill battle, Carol.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Now that they're gone, Mario, I have to tell you.  This guy, this Crocodear, with his so many honeymoons.  He betrayed the sanctity of marriage.? 
 Response 1: It is in an insult to the church and to a woman. 
 Response 2: Oh this? I cut myself. I was shaving in there with a knife.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You two made another call to Radio Disney. What are you trying to pull here, cracker jacks? 
 Response 1: And you want to go there? Florida's awful. You should rethink that. 
 Response 2: There's nothing going on. We called Radio Disney because our cousin works there.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You get that we're weird, crazy people, right? 
 Response 1: I'm smoking four cigars right now. 
 Response 2: Oh, I see that I do have some headache powder for him to try. Try this and see if it works, Daniel.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: If we were in the breakroom for a five minute meeting and there was only one chicken cutlet left, but there's five of us in the room. What are you going to do? 
 Response 1: Yes, humble blimpsman, I do. It's hard for me to find love. 
 Response 2: I would cut the chicken cutlet into five pieces.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, old lady, you should really lock your door. 
 Response 1: Evan, please don't walk into this house with that sort of energy. 
 Response 2: That's right. You gotta do you, girl. Go to America and make us proud.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: After all that hubbub and commotion, you just wanted two lemonades? 
 Response 1: I guess The Streets are out of the question because Murnice's husband was hit by a bus. They're down to just a guitar and some vocals. 
 Response 2: It was about order, it wasn't about what I was ordering. I wasn't ordering anything complicated but y'all were first, y'all had to go first.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's so paper thin I can't even see it. Am I holding it? 
 Response 1: Yeah, should we confront them and see if we can get the truth? 
 Response 2: Yes. It goes on a sandwich because a sandwich is things you slice.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Annette, listen, I'm shipping off. Gotta go fight for freedom. 
 Response 1: Oh, I just assumed... I assumed once we spun the salad dry, we'd take it out of the tank. 
 Response 2: Baby, you're so brave. I'm going to miss you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I want to win over this lady's heart towards children by being a shining example. 
 Response 1: It will probably happen. Although, she couldn't keep a husband for a day. 
 Response 2: Sometimes a sick pig lives inside of us. If we fix ourselves, the pig will fix itself.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is Gayle leaving the room for a second? 
 Response 1: Could you just stay above the table? I'm uncomfortable with you being down there. 
 Response 2: That's good. Or, how about this. What if we tell them that we have to re-ice the plane?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm fresh out of Molly. Do you want any shrooms? 
 Response 1: Yes, when that fancy fellow comes into town and he says "She is the sheriff?" and everybody else uses contractions. That's how I learned contractions. 
 Response 2: Oh, I've never done shrooms before. But, yeah, absolutely! Give me all you have.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, you know, the city is over a hundred and fifty years old. I should know, because I'm the treasurer of this stupid city. 
 Response 1: Man, if you had just been honest about that - 'cause your powers are awesome. They could definitely come in handy in a burning building. 
 Response 2: I can't believe you have to wait in line to see the doctor with how important you are.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm a ghost now. I swallowed that water bottled filled with glass. It did the job. It hurt, very bad. 
 Response 1: Sir, let me interrupt you for one second there. How can we help you here at the Cracker Barrel? We don't really get werewolves in here. 
 Response 2: I'm not going to lie. This is not the first potential date I've had that killed himself.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, it seems to me what you need to do is dance. 
 Response 1: Not only do you not pay extra, I'm gonna pay you to take it. I'm not the smartest businessman in the world, but I am the most well dressed. 
 Response 2: Talking about dancing, this week's action is brought to you by Dancing With the Stars, Sundays on ABS.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, no! She's coming! Do you think she's going to know that we're perps? 
 Response 1: This is going to be a landmark case if it goes to court. 
 Response 2: I don't know. Let's hope she doesn't. Let's act like we're not perps.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's not that big of a plane. How can you be so out of breath? 
 Response 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It went down the wrong pipe. It was too wet. 
 Response 2: The pilot was getting attacked by these two giants and I saw back here that there was as water breach, so I had to run back and forth.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, I know who you are. I'm one of those girls that follows sports. You play basketball. 
 Response 1: That's awesome. Let me explain to you why I'm here. We usually have our New Jersey Nets reunions in this same multipurpose room. So I showed up, but I think it's tomorrow. 
 Response 2: The humans will clean them up and not think twice about it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Please, Sherry, give me just one second. I just sent an email to myself to talk to customer. 
 Response 1: I need you to just really consider your thoughts and feelings before you act on them. Other people need the computer for work. 
 Response 2: Where'd you get a shoe I bet you got it from your grandpa's closet.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm here too, Sven! 
 Response 1: He's my partner. We're getting married. 
 Response 2: Aww, Grandpa, c'mon. How'd you get out of your home?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He's one of a kind. He's the most intelligent tapeworm I've ever encountered. 
 Response 1: You know what's complicated? Their hair. 
 Response 2: And he seems to be getting longer and longer.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Are you absorbing all the water at Disney on purpose? 
 Response 1: Oh no, Elle shes not  a newscaster silly, shes an actress like me. 
 Response 2: I am I want all the water in Disney for myself. I'm opening my own water park and it's very expensive to get running water in there.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, have any of you guys heard of a famous saxophone player coming through this town by the name of Trumpet Davis? 
 Response 1: Trumpet Davis! Of course we've heard of him. He's been playing down in the club at the bottom of the hill. He's been doing a sort of residence there. 
 Response 2: So you decided to be two people? Are you merely two people or are there other personalities? 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, Del, but you're a very generous person and that's one of the reasons I love having you in class. 
 Response 1: Thanks so much, Professor. 
 Response 2: Because sometimes I keep it under the bed.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Maybe if there was a way for customers to bring their memory cards in, we could print out pictures that way. 
 Response 1: Yes, so, we could develop their digital photos from memory cards. That would really be a move into the 21st century for us. 
 Response 2: I can't get something for everybody or I'll fall below Judge Judy.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Carol, I think you know I can read. 
 Response 1: Yeah, 'cause you read my journal. 
 Response 2: That guy is probably going to fix it up later.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I have some friends here that are performing tonight and they are very talented. If you ever wanted to do another show on some network, you're going to see some good people tonight. 
 Response 1: These are people that gamble and fish? What kinds of things are we talking about? 
 Response 2: I'm Clarence's mother. I don't like to use my first name.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: All right, guys, look. This is a big chance for us. Do you think Rubber Band is up for performing at the carnival? 
 Response 1: I think he's up to the task. I mean, he doesn't have limbs. He is a worm. But I think he can juggle. He says he can. 
 Response 2: Listen, if this is what you need to do, then you do it. I mean, I didn't want to be a Pat anymore. And so now my name's Roberto, and it feels good.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Happy birthday, I got you tickets to the throw up show. 
 Response 1: Thank you Tina, I appreciate it. I mean, I know it's super inappropriate that we're dating, since you're my boss. 
 Response 2: Yeah, it feels like a temporal disturbance.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hello, Marie Claire. How young and vibrant you look. 
 Response 1: Well, I'm 23 and I'm full of wheee! 
 Response 2: That's right. I tell the assistant living facility that I have plans and they know I'm gone for the day. I mean, things have been arranged.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Your dad sounds like a real good guy. 
 Response 1: You're in it now. You were the one who lit the fuse. 
 Response 2: He was. God dammit, he was great! He was the kind of guy everyone wanted to be and be around.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, I feel like we've done something good here. 
 Response 1: I don't feel that way, but it's interesting that you do. 
 Response 2: He sounds like a regular Charlie Rhodes or something.  How did he get all of those answers out of a tight-lipped person like you?  He's a definitely a charmer.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: People would pull over.  They'd come all the way across the country, pull over, and have our food. 
 Response 1: Were you recording it? Good luck proving I said that. 
 Response 2: They would drive from the other side of the country to pull over to our concession stand.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I will tell you something right now. May the Gypsies curse me until kingdom come. I will make this dead bunny dance right now if I thought I had a chance with you. 
 Response 1: Tell that dead baby bunny to get it's dancing shoes on because I still love you. 
 Response 2: Well, I mean, it's your store. Of course, you can do whatever you want.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Did you say that you find that funerals are sort of a social occasion? 
 Response 1: You're right. This hat is not good. 
 Response 2: Well, you know different people celebrate or mourn death in different ways.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Is it a top secret Tums spot? 
 Response 1: I'm thinkin' the way you're thinkin'; that's why we're twins. 
 Response 2: It's a new flavor. They don't want anyone to know.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: In this house, we wear sneakers made of canvas and brightly colored zip up sweaters. You'll find I set aside a pair for you in the closet. 
 Response 1: OK. Thank you. I would love to wear those canvas shoes. 
 Response 2: Alliteration is my favorite literary device.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It drives me crazy when we get the nice clean carpet and then people are walking all over it. 
 Response 1: What if they take their shoes off? The Japanese and other Asians do that to maintain cleanliness. 
 Response 2: There's a cracked iPod mini in the lost in found.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh this is the line for Rex Ryner? 
 Response 1: Yeah of course, what did you think it was a line for? 
 Response 2: I just saw a guy stab another guy in the face.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is not easy for me to say, but I'm disappointed in you. 
 Response 1: How could you do this on double coupon day? I just wanted to do a good job. 
 Response 2: Wow, I can't believe that was so long ago and yet you're still just 25.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't know if I could do that. I've never acted a day in my life. 
 Response 1: That's right. I'll do anything for my kid. I'll do anything for little Jimmy. 
 Response 2: Well, take my card at least.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We're a stupid nation of idiots, who eat burgers and smoke whatever and then throw it on the ground like trash.  
 Response 1: I guess so, I mean I also babysat my own sister. 
 Response 2: We are trash. We should throw ourselves on the ground.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: David, I must confess. Last night, as we were slumbering on the river boat, I heard you in the cabin next door to mine. It sounded like you were waking up from a dream screaming "Ow, ow, my back hurts." 
 Response 1: That's right. I've been having those dreams every night. 
 Response 2: As a guy named Guy, I'd say let's hear them out.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Open it, if you're going to be a nosy outsider. 
 Response 1: Birds? There are dead birds in here. 
 Response 2: Well, it's really heavy. Of course it costs a lot to ship a full sized fridge.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So, you want to put a lake in this place and get rid of Doris and her understudy, Clem? 
 Response 1: Oh, I didn't expect you to turn it around on me like that. I mean, you think I should go back out there? 
 Response 2: As a guy named Guy, I'd say let's hear them out.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: May I offer you a champagne, sir? 
 Response 1: It's an ant farm. But, it's going to be the biggest one ever. 
 Response 2: Yes, please. And one for my friend here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I thought you had some college? 
 Response 1: No not all of them. Only the middle children of three get to see the future. 
 Response 2: I've had half of two weeks of one semester.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Reverend St. Augustine, I hate to bother you, but it's been 10 seconds from the time you said it would literally be 10 seconds. 
 Response 1: Sure, for example, Matt gets all his clothes from behind a Popeye's chicken. 
 Response 2: Rudy, thank you for holding me to that. You're keeping me honest in this dishonest world.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What if we change it so that she was a different person? We could make her nice and sweet. 
 Response 1: I guess that could work if you can update Wikipedia. 
 Response 2: The page that the newscaster reads at nine o' clock news.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, you were always so smart. 
 Response 1: Well, of course. I'm British. 
 Response 2: Oh, poop? That's weird. I've heard of a drug mule before but not a poop mule. Who out there needs poop?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There is actually - when you were applying to be a police officer  - a box that asks if you're OK with confrontation, because that is actually a big part of your job. 
 Response 1: I just wanted to please in that moment so I just wrote yes. 
 Response 2: Well, it's his birthday.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Please tell me there's just a bunch children somewhere missing their animal. 
 Response 1: I'm thinkin' the way you're thinkin'; that's why we're twins. 
 Response 2: You want them to miss their animals?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You know that a woman like Donna doesn't need a famous movie star boyfriend for her worth to matter. She has several degrees. She's a medicaid doctor. She fell in the grand canyon, survived, befriend a pack of coyotes, and went to space. 
 Response 1: That's right. And I brought you here for the wrong reasons, Jason. I love you, but we need to separate. You need to go your way and I need to go my way. 
 Response 2: Mmm. The best hotdogs in the world come from there.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Maybe we could go to the cemetery with you and try to get some ghost friends to come to the bell house. 
 Response 1: Yes, that's a wonderful idea. Of course, we'll fly to the cemetery. 
 Response 2: That's a little  bit of a leap, but uh, yeah. That sounds right for some reason. Why don't we go get in your car and we'll drive around and look for someone like that?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Are you OK? Are you drowning, angel? 
 Response 1: How hard can it be to pronounce? It's just a letter. 
 Response 2: I am little bit. This is my personal hell to be your angel.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Did the Hell Angel tell you what his mission is? Besides handing out funny money? 
 Response 1: His mission seems unclear. So far what he's done is just vex a bunch of people by giving them fake money. Funny money, if you will. He gives them of phony scratchers, or funny scratchers, if you will. They all seem to be based on currency. I think one time he gave someone a treasure chest that was filled with chocolate coins. Funny coins, if you will. 
 Response 2: Yep, every night we just wing it. So far, so good, but you never know when it's going to come to a crashing halt.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Are you still nine months pregnant? 
 Response 1: Yes, and I hope to be for the rest of my days.  I've never felt more myself than when I have another self within me. 
 Response 2: It's been awhile, that's true. But, you know, I know you boys done good.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Ms. Williams, what's it like in Hollywood?  Do you think I could make it there as a leading man? 
 Response 1: You gotta learn to go from your heart sometimes. 
 Response 2: Of course.  You should just leave school and go straight to Hollywood.  There're actors walking around all the time.  We're all friends with each other.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Madame President, apparently, there's been some push back on your executive order for the President's physical fitness test. 
 Response 1: You guys, calm down. I'm dating him. 
 Response 2: So, people are not working out even though The President, me, has said "ya'll motherfuckers need to be working out".
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I gotta get out of this park job. I have to really buckle down and win the lottery. 
 Response 1: You made your choice, man. That's why I operate the pirate ship. It's the best gig in the park. The pirate ship swings one way and then swings back the other way. 
 Response 2: Yeah, it turns to murder. They kill a pig and there's a shell and one of the kids is a little overweight.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The potato tour is earthy. 
 Response 1: Some cultures call the potato the earth apple. 
 Response 2: Look, you and your brother are kind creeping everybody out. You got these weird looks on your faces. You're throwing ice cream on the ground and you're saying "it wasn't us who did it." You're blaming somebody that nobody can see.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It was a busy night. It was all because I was wearing that doctor Halloween costume. 
 Response 1: We've been married for three weeks. 
 Response 2: Yeah, you had that shiny thing that you wore on your heads that all doctors used to have.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, you've been wearing a lot of rompers lately. 
 Response 1: I'll tend to the fries. 
 Response 2: I love 'em because I can spread my legs.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He just listed all the margaritias by memory. He's really great. 
 Response 1: Wow, he's never done that before. Wow. Just this morning he could only remember three of them. 
 Response 2: He says that about everything, like in restaurants when they read the specials off.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Don't you go with that man. I know your life will be terrible if you do it. 
 Response 1: OK, sure, I'm gonna embrace the adventures in life. I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna with two strange men from the mall today and we're going to tackle the world. 
 Response 2: You're just saying that because we saw a lady die on Little House on the Prairie.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, the service here is amazing. You know, you get what you pay for it. Do you think that's true? 
 Response 1: Take him. Take him to the underworld. Now, you'll live with us forever. 
 Response 2: Yeah, which is why we shouldn't have done a Groupon for this one, because I'm concerned that we didn't pay full price and, karmatically, we might not get our money's worth.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, guys, I just noticed a possible break in the clouds. I didn't mean to break up your conversation. 
 Response 1: Are you talking about these two tranquil beasts? Look at this one? He's got a rose in his mouth for you. And this little scrawny one looks like he's growling, but really, he's smiling. 
 Response 2: No, that's totally cool. Do you mind if I set my coffee cup on the top of your perfectly flat hairdo that you're worried about messing up?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: There's no contact info on this site. 
 Response 1: Well then, you gotta go over to London to find the man you love. 
 Response 2: It's very Forrest Gump of you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Peter Ventman, at your service. 
 Response 1: Wasn't Adele wonderful? What I was awake for was wonderful. You know, I can't stay awake as long as I used to. 
 Response 2: Well, when it comes to cleanliness, who else are you gonna call?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Pardon me, one more thing. Are you the killer.? 
 Response 1: Yeah, that's cool.  There's no one else here to talk to. 
 Response 2: That doesn't sound like Colombo at all.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: LeBron, you look haunted. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I've been carrying around a truth for awhile. 
 Response 2: I feel as if I'm forgetting more and more things.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Captain I'm looking at all the citizens right now things are not looking good. 
 Response 1: What do you mean how bad could it be if it's that bad then we need to go help! 
 Response 2: OK, here. Take all my money.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: He was a good dog. He always came when you called him. 
 Response 1: That's OK. A lifetime of cutting hair, that would just blow your ears out. 
 Response 2: He had an unexpected peanut allergy.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He has like six jobs so he does like, everything. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I even saw him cleaning the candy corn from between the witches toenails, that's a rough job. 
 Response 2: Oh, well hello there, little lady. This trip just picked up a little bit here.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Those cookies are the body of Christ. 
 Response 1: They're Eucharists. It's Christmas, so I figured there should be some Christ stuff in there. 
 Response 2: I'll admit, I got a long way to go. But you know what? Maybe you could help me, Art. You could put something in that guy's flask.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm not as cool as Laurent and Charisma. 
 Response 1: That's cool with us. Maybe we'll visit you in a while. 
 Response 2: You are cool, Thomas. You're your own kind of cool.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Legend has it that toilet water comes from these underground lakes. 
 Response 1: I watch the conversations and that way, when I come back and tell you about the work, it's true. I've lied to you the least amount that I possibly could, Pat. 
 Response 2: It says it on Wikipedia.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I wish you knew the rest of the phrases. 
 Response 1: You're already a hero to me. We could be heroes together. 
 Response 2: I put them on a piece of paper, but then the paper got sweaty. The ink ran down and it all became just a dot.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I wish we could have gone over the plan before we had piled into this coat.  
 Response 1: Yeah, I agree. Like in the car ride over. What were we thinking? 
 Response 2: The second thing. I'm so sorry.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm so embarrassed that Tim Gunn is in my house and my balls are out. 
 Response 1: Well, if I may, they really are beautiful balls. 
 Response 2: I mean, can you blame us? The college rules say we can have our hands three quarters of the way down each others pants at any time.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Ma'am, you're here from Orlando, FL? 
 Response 1: Yeah, well, I gotta be in the mood. You know what I mean? I've gotta be in the mood to talk. If I'm not, I'll hiss at ya and I'll chase you off my property. But I'm in the mood to talk today. 
 Response 2: I am, that's why I'm sampling all your local peanut butter and almond butters.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, he can get it buttoned, but you can see the skin between the buttons. 
 Response 1: I know what you mean. It's like the shirt is in pain. 
 Response 2: Tracy and Tony, we like to refer to us in third person. Tracy and Tony been together for so long, on again and off again in addition to being off and a lot of on sometimes.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're making sundaes at a bar? 
 Response 1: Well yeah, I mean I was your counselor for 3 of those hours. You told me everything. 
 Response 2: This is an ice cream parlor. We do happen to have one tiny one stool bar here for some reason.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm innocent. I don't know what I could have done to end up here in the whale's belly. 
 Response 1: The return policy here is amazing. 
 Response 2: Nobody leaves this whale until we find out why you're here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Is he sad because he didn't get the job as the nude drawn model? 
 Response 1: One of my Miller-isms. You know, it's funny, since my name is Dennis Miller. 
 Response 2: Yeah, he really has had a really hard time finding work. He really thought he had this one.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: One dance. Any song you want. 
 Response 1: Don't be scared. It's me, Budino. 
 Response 2: Oh, my favorite one. California Dreaming.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: There's no greater bond than people who are related by blood because our blood runneth over. 
 Response 1: All right guys, on the count of three. 
 Response 2: I like when you do analogies. It makes me feel warm in my cold, cold chest.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: New York City is very dirty. When you get home you have to wipe the soot off your arms. 
 Response 1: Only if you do, because you're prime. You're number one for me. You're the brother-wife number one. 
 Response 2: Do you think so? I think it's charming. What I do is I wipe the soot off onto my kitchen/dining room/bathroom table and then I draw designs in there, like a little mandala.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We would love to loan you the additional $30 million. Can you tell me what you're growing again? 
 Response 1: I certainly know how to do it. I've been at this job for 72 years. I'm a 90 year old news man. 
 Response 2: It's an ant farm. But, it's going to be the biggest one ever.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: How do we get rid off the 80's radio ghost? How do we let it finish its business? 
 Response 1: We have to open up the bell house again and let it sing all the songs for the whole length. 
 Response 2: Oh you weren't? OK. Well, don't be offended, Rudy, OK? You know, it's just a common affliction that goes along with alcoholism. Memory loss.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's Trumpet Davis, playing his jazz music. 
 Response 1: He's just played a little bit, but I hope he sings. I want to hear that dulcet voice. 
 Response 2: Alright, we'll do that. She leads everything.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That's sort of the problem, nobody likes it. 
 Response 1: You say nobody like us going on stilts on trapeze? 
 Response 2: I was almost dying when I was breastfeeding you, it's true.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The egg salad sandwich is warm to the touch. But I don't know if that matters. 
 Response 1: I think it matters. Egg salad sandwiches are supposed to be cold to room temperature. 
 Response 2: Joan, you know that if I start thumbing through those magazines, I'm lost. I'll get sucked in there and never come out again.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I can't believe you forgot the line cook party. 
 Response 1: I just got so excited about Facebook Watch. 
 Response 2: Thank you and sorry to embarrass you in the future when you don't have any money.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Okay, I don't understand.  There's, like, a weird message about screening your sexual partners. 
 Response 1: Jesse Ventura never would have said anything to us like that. 
 Response 2: I think it's very topical.  You can't have a thing where most of the thing's about blood and not reference HIV and AIDS.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Not only do you not pay extra, I'm gonna pay you to take it. I'm not the smartest businessman in the world, but I am the most well dressed. 
 Response 1: It's a security device for your breathing taint. 
 Response 2: You do look terrific, that's true.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This is the captain speaking. If you're acting crazy, please stop yelling. 
 Response 1: Is there a camera back here? I feel like the goddamn pilot has commented on everything that we're doing. 
 Response 2: You're just sort of mumbling it. Can I be Jake instead?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Let's send Eve back to the future. 
 Response 1: Yes. That's literally exactly what I just said. 
 Response 2: I wish you would stop asking about him. You're married to me now.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What are we going to do? Featherman's up there waiting on us. 
 Response 1: It's actually helium. That's why it's so light. 
 Response 2: I can see him up there in his little window.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, you have decided to visit Dr. Lombardi. 
 Response 1: I do see you in this new light, where you are very flamey, but I feel like I need to see more fire in your eyes. 
 Response 2: Yes, I have. I saw you advertised on the back of one of my Pennysaver magazines and it says that you can get rid of the voices in your head. You can become a new woman. And I'm ready.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm still not sure what this little thing is attached to my wrist. 
 Response 1: It's a security device for your breathing taint. 
 Response 2: Oh boy, she's talking to Disney Dan out there. He's so handsome.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm just waiting to take either one of your parking spots because this place is jam packed. 
 Response 1: I wish I could. This place is like a rat's nest. 
 Response 2: It's crazy busy. Must be a lot of sick people today.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Let me distract you a bit with this. Look at this collection of your CDs from the band you were in, Nickelback. 
 Response 1: Where'd you get a shoe I bet you got it from your grandpa's closet. 
 Response 2: I'm a huge fan, all of us are. Everybody in the world loves Nickelback.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: A part of me has died. 
 Response 1: Shut up down there, Cookie. 
 Response 2: Mother, I'm listening to you. Why do you always do this? You always do this to me, you perverse people!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Welcome to the greatest sight mankind has ever seen. This woman is blind and she can do two things. She can catch things thrown at her and she can tell you what books you have overdue at a library. 
 Response 1: That's right. Everybody got one, at least one. Even those of you who have never been to a library. 
 Response 2: I do. My job is to taste the business cards. They say if you practice long enough, it makes you an excellent kisser.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Excuse me, folks, I have to get to aisle four. 
 Response 1: His father disappeared into a storm drain? That's the craziest thing I'v ever heard and I've seen some crazy things. 
 Response 2: Whoa, that's Mr. Grocery!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Come here little rat.  
 Response 1: Don't spook him. Don't freak him out. 
 Response 2: I'll say this for him. He's very sexy.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We're going to kill Peck, while shooting? 
 Response 1: She's been doing this for years. 
 Response 2: We're going to shoot him while we're shooting. There's going to be two shooters.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Parrots, you are not going to survive here at college. I'm  very worried for you. 
 Response 1: Yeah, look at the back of my jersey. 
 Response 2: You're worried for us? We're three parrots that got into college. I think we're doing good.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, how do you feel about "Ally's Adventures Through the Looking Mirror?" It's filled with wonderful, wonderful bedtime stories. 
 Response 1: A looking mirror sounds like a thing a pervert has. 
 Response 2: Well, I have  a lot of hay in my hair and you have some old coats still left on you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I have to go to the bathroom. 
 Response 1: I guess I'll put that down in my notes on my phone. Things to do to other people. 
 Response 2: Then good lucking get off that romper.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Margaret, Elaine did the gentleman arrive yet, who wants to buy the property? 
 Response 1: It's Pirate's Booty, the popcorn snack. 
 Response 2: Yes, he's right behind you. He's standing right there.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Is this conversation about towels some kind of Icelandic riddle? 
 Response 1: I want 27 orders of the cod. That's what you're paying for. 
 Response 2: Yes, but it's also just a practical conversation about your lack of towel.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Did you know that Miss Pearl was in the movie Foxy Brown? 
 Response 1: She told us that. I kind of get the feeling she leads all her stories with that. 
 Response 2: Here, take this Canadian healthcare and some poutine.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Ho, ho ho. Welcome to heaven. 
 Response 1: Well, maybe that's why God's throwing you down to Hell because you're not going to a church. 
 Response 2: Oh my gosh, Santa? And you're black?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Sir, I don't understand what you're asking. What did I do wrong or right here in selling these comic books? 
 Response 1: Yeah, Steve Rogers. We have so much in common. 
 Response 2: Kevin, I'm just glad these numbers are real. Kevin, you're employee of the month.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The light is going out. My insides are seeping out. 
 Response 1: Yeah, my own room. A room of my own. Put that in your little self help book. 
 Response 2: I can see your brush. You might want to cover that up.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Whatever it is it's big enough to accommodate an airship that also does stunt shows. 
 Response 1: And multiple other airships throughout the ages. 
 Response 2: But she works here at the bike shop.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I know. It's like you were hiding your true identity, so you felt you couldn't let your freak flag fly. 
 Response 1: You knew his name five minutes ago. 
 Response 2: That's right. I kept my freak flag furled.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: My mouth is so dry. 
 Response 1: Well yes I agree with you actually one of them threw his slipper at me and called me a lollipop bandit. 
 Response 2: Honey, let me swab some of this condensation from the window and feed it to you in the palm of my hand.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I have one quarter of a Starbucks egg salad sandwich. To be honest, I'm starving, but I'd rather not eat it. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I have a couple cake pops in my pocket. 
 Response 2: Pat? Last I heard he was running a jamon iberico shop in Madrid.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This was the plan I was thinking of. If we open up the hatch a little tiny bit, some water will get in. But if we can get out there super fast, then we could swim right up to the top. 
 Response 1: That is a white person plan. 
 Response 2: Well, I would love to tell you more about that, but the fact of the matter is It's definitely haunted. I don't know if you know of a little band called Aerosmith, but it was a night a lot like tonight 13 years ago that Aerosmith first were haunted on this stage.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Maybe Doris and Clem's time has passed. 
 Response 1: Yeah, it's like if the word nut ball turned into a person, he'd be the result. 
 Response 2: Maybe your time will pass soon.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It means streets, but it's just their name. 
 Response 1: Oh, the mean streets? Rock n rollers love the mean streets. 
 Response 2: I'm not afraid of this whale. There's not a vessel that floats in this man's ocean that I haven't been able to tame to this day.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Now, about the cooking. That seems to be the thing you're having the most trouble with. 
 Response 1: To be honest, I did not think about the amount of knife work that would be required and these bandages keep getting wet so I have to keep stopping and changing them. 
 Response 2: I never have. Because I can't remember to do so. I'm a charming guy, I guess.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Son, I hope you'll always tell the truth about everything and never be ashamed of your dad and your moms. 
 Response 1: Get a job where you can speak up because this is really fucking annoying, hearing you whisper. 
 Response 2: I'm Clinton. Hey, it's like Bill Clinton. It's almost like we're destined to sit next to each other.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm very poor, I live on the street, and I would love some money from you. 
 Response 1: I don't know who's worse, her that wheezy kid over there. 
 Response 2: I only have cards, like credit cards. Here's my Neiman Marcus card.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: But I've just been spreading a gospel of love and peace. I've helped the poor. I've brought people back from the dead! 
 Response 1: Do you guys have a hot plate that I could warm the chocolate up on? 
 Response 2: Yeah, but you act like a weirdo and you walk like a duck.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That spineless sponge of a man! 
 Response 1: Bulene!  You wasn't even doing a Denise voice when you read that poem!  You panicked up there!  You choked! 
 Response 2: That's our father you're talking about!  Really, if there's a villain in this house, it's Stefano.  But, now I propose we bring a new family member into our group.  Someone also of our family blood.  Mother!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: LV247 requesting identification from interstellar ship. 
 Response 1: That's easy, it's Clarkie, Chief, and me - the rookie. 
 Response 2: I need my eel cane first. Give me that cane.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I mean, it's working out great if you can identify Felix. 
 Response 1: I have. And I've been hoping that you would use me because I could easily carry every box. 
 Response 2: It was also really weird that the others readily volunteered that information.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Maybe just point at him and be like "Let's go!"? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I'm gonna signal my hands kind of like a trombone. 
 Response 2: Sir, permission to speak to your beautiful face. I am feeling like I could just hug you so hard right now, sir.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: They have an unusually good orange julius here. You know, they use fresh Florida oranges. 
 Response 1: That's great. Maybe it will make up for traveling with my wife. 
 Response 2: One dance. Any song you want.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm a little worried this is above my... I'm the social media manager for this aquarium. I just don't think this falls into my category. 
 Response 1: I work in the gift shop, you think I want to be dealing with this? 
 Response 2: Is that how I got all these bruises on my fists? I thought this was from walking on my hands.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is it OK if I stay here for a while before I go to jail? 
 Response 1: I mean, sure. But you can't leave and we'll come back to get you later. 
 Response 2: It's actually a great system unless the mailman starts opening up the letters and reading them.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: These bowls look to be reasonably priced. 
 Response 1: The bowl bowls are priced as they look to be priced, but the taxes are a bit steep. 
 Response 2: I know that's why this year we're going to slip laxative in their Gator-aid.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Are you all OK? We saw these two fierce animals in the cars outside. 
 Response 1: Are you talking about these two tranquil beasts? Look at this one? He's got a rose in his mouth for you. And this little scrawny one looks like he's growling, but really, he's smiling. 
 Response 2: Well, your wives and family outside asked me to come in and check on you. To be honest I feel not respected as an officer of the law that I am playing messenger right now.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey, we're due court in a little while. This is weird for us to be talking to each other, but I just wanted to say, I guess good luck out there, you know? 
 Response 1: Thanks. I mean, I'm representing myself. I don't have a law degree. All I have is my good word, which is bullshit. 
 Response 2: Oh, yeah. That's an insurance that will protect you if anything ghostly happens to you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My wedding planer was like "what do you want your wedding to be like? and I said Neverending Story themed. So, that's why my limo is dressed up like Falcor. 
 Response 1: Bye Wilt Chamberlain's ghost. 
 Response 2: That's wonderful. I love that it's furry and scale-y.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Time for bed. We brought you your favorite: beef and butterscotch. 
 Response 1: This is very sticky, and this is just loose meat. So I guess I dunk the meat in the butterscotch? 
 Response 2: But also jazz and punk. They'd be perfect for our wedding.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You do resemble Dakota, if I were to get her on the phone?... 
 Response 1: I better practice my instrument. 
 Response 2: Well, I'd have a lot to say to her.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Just get a running start and the force of the ramp should just take you right through the window. 
 Response 1: Is that really an upgrade from the rope? 
 Response 2: Toaster Strudel, quit dancing and get him.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I said hanker. I know you haven't heard that word since our honeymoon. 
 Response 1: I have not. And to be honest, I was so busy speaking in unison with others that I don't know that I caught what you were saying. 
 Response 2: That's okay.  I have these dry, old Stridex pads that are all dried and they'll make the perfect little absorption things for your snout.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Stop right there. What's going on? I'm park security. 
 Response 1: Actually, she died in the experimental ant farm. 
 Response 2: Oh, I thought you were a mobster. You've got a real strong Italian look to you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Curtis, you should know. I've been giving Jennifer a big allowance. 
 Response 1: Well, I'm Odin, so I can make stuff happen. I don't know what clout you guys have. 
 Response 2: But Marjorie, for how long? $50, that's quite a great sum she's got.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The security guards I tied up had a Twinkee in their pocket. 
 Response 1: That will do. What do we do for candles? 
 Response 2: Sir, I'm glad you asked me that question.  We have so much roast beef that the Beef Council called us and said, "Are you sure you want to do this?"
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mrs. White, I'm Meredith's Dad, Mr. Harbor. 
 Response 1: Hi Mr.Harbor, I'm sorry, I thought maybe you were Meredith's brother. 
 Response 2: I'm a horrible scientific accident, but I'm turning lemons into lemonade!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What's the time? Just because we don't have anywhere to be, but if we did, I'd like to know the time. 
 Response 1: What do I look like, 411? 
 Response 2: That's because I drink a lot of grape juice.  Grandma likes to drink her grape juice, too, but she calls it wine.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The queen is dead. Long live the king. 
 Response 1: From this day on, we will have no more trollbeads in the store. 
 Response 2: Estelle. Her name is Estelle.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The secret ingredient in the doughnuts is rocket fuel. 
 Response 1: Rocket fuel? Well, that is a crime. You can't put that in something people eat. 
 Response 2: You're already a hero to me. We could be heroes together.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I look smooth as Summer Chintz China. 
 Response 1: Summer Chitz China? Is that like a chinette dining plate? 
 Response 2: Oh, that place is the worst.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Secrets, secrets are no fun unless of course you tell someone. 
 Response 1: Was that echo me or you? 
 Response 2: Secrets, secrets must be kept. Secrets, secrets, I'm gonna murder you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: My name is Clarence. 
 Response 1: Maybe we should run you through the machine as well. That seems like potential depression, which we can see on an x-ray scan. 
 Response 2: I'm Clarence's mother. I don't like to use my first name.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He landed on his neck, you guys. 
 Response 1: You know it was? I think he was looking back up at the window like "I shouldn't have done that." And then the gravity caused him to turn around. 
 Response 2: Goodbye, Maggie. What am I supposed to do with this body you're leaving?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, I think we just landed so we might as well get on out EVA suits and go check out the terrian. 
 Response 1: You should have a gogurt and one of my protein bars. 
 Response 2: Good idea. Remember, we have to put the EVA suits on over our flying suits.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, since you're leaving me for another, I guess now's a great time for you to hear that I am leaving you for another. 
 Response 1: I did, but now I want a career in acting. I want to take over theater and play every part at every age, and every generation. And you can't stop me. You've already taught me your tricks. 
 Response 2: Yeah, that's what we were saying while you were talking on top of everyone.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We are the spirit and intent of this painting. 
 Response 1: Oh, so I am in a painting? OK, that makes sense. I was just taking a walk. I live in New York, the best city in the world. 
 Response 2: Right, and then Cedric the entertainer will show up.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well it seems we are at an impasse. 
 Response 1: Is that what that was? Or are you just trying to seduce me? 
 Response 2: Yeah I'm afraid we are, maybe we can duke it out to decide things?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I was wondering if you would sign my copy of Bulgeman Number Four. 
 Response 1: In America, you can be whatever you want. Dream big! 
 Response 2: Yeah sure I can do that, I'll sign right there on the bulge!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Everybody left and went to their houses and their jobs for a couple days. 
 Response 1: Oh, you know.  Just trying to soak up the nightlife.  Seeing who's out to party. 
 Response 2: It was a Sunday show and then it was delayed until Friday night.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mr. Stanfield, do you really want an 80's radio haunting a Circuit City? 
 Response 1: Sounds bad for business. 
 Response 2: Much like your ex-husbands face is sort of a map of the moon, this man's testicles sort of bring to mind this great nation's rivers.
Output: Response 1