niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: You're always two steps ahead, Quadge. 
 Response 1: Yeah, Quadge is Massapequin for literally two steps ahead. 
 Response 2: What happened? This sounds like history.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I hope he doesn't come down here. 
 Response 1: You know, he looks like he's going to jump. 
 Response 2: I'm not going to bed because I'm a lady, you can't tell me what to do.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Maybe that's the theme Mr. Thompson had going in his office. You know, like I have my World War 1 airplane room. 
 Response 1: Yes, and that all says that it's the property of the United States of America, but it's not. 
 Response 2: That's terrible, but little girl, you can't be in the janitor's closet.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We just got a disturbing call from a high school principal and it seems that the jig is up. 
 Response 1: You mean, operation versatile? Oh, no, this goes all the way up. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I don't even know why we came here.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: No one's going to freeze dry that fish without me standing in the way. 
 Response 1: Yeah, we go way back. I killed a few...helped him with a few problems. 
 Response 2: Well, suit yourself evil lady. 'Cause we're gonna shove you in there with that cocaine fish.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Is that why these poor fireguys always have to slide down a pole? Did you take away some kind of obvious door that leads to another set of stairs? 
 Response 1: Yes. And then I started doing this thing. Honestly, now that we're putting all the cards on the table, when you do fall asleep I carry each of you individually back upstairs. Because ultimately I feel bad that I did what I did. 
 Response 2: No, honestly, I can't. As much as I try - you can't. You can't even prove he really wanted to.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I need you to just really consider your thoughts and feelings before you act on them. Other people need the computer for work. 
 Response 1: My harp is already set up. It's always set up. 
 Response 2: And also, you have to clean up the manager's office. It looks like a whole bottle of Smucker's exploded in there. Clean it up.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I guess I transported a lot and didn't realize it. My brain is kind of shook up. 
 Response 1: Well, that's understandable. I have no supernatural abilities to know what you're going through. 
 Response 2: Marco, this seems like real close to the end for you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I was going to ask you about the lab coat, but now it's all perfectly clear. 
 Response 1: You know what I think it is? I think people confuse you with Fisher Stevens. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I tell you, once you slip into one of these things, it fits like a glove and you never want to take it off.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I can't believe that they didn't see that. I just checked "wouldn't bother me" on all of the evaluation questions. They were like: Dietary restrictions - wouldn't bother me; Miss your mom - wouldn't bother me; Dying on another planet - wouldn't bother me. 
 Response 1: Wait, you didn't hear my offer yet. My offer is 100 million dollars for 0% of your company. I just want to invest in you and know that you did a good job. I just want to watch you thrive and I just want to be an outsider. 
 Response 2: This is a grave perversion of mars base regulations.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Thank you for reminding me that I'm no longer married to Seal. 
 Response 1: It's easy to forget. I mean, you guys live in a mansion, so who knows who's in there at any given moment. 
 Response 2: OK. I'll go count over here in the corner.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Am I getting paid for this family meeting? 
 Response 1: Well, then let him do it, so I can finish listening to this program. 
 Response 2: Yes, you will be getting paid the standard rate for this meeting that you're paid every day.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I am building a piano that has a tack hammer. I am building a piano that speaks to the dead. And that's why I'm in a hurry. And I'm sorry that a piano, in and of itself, wasn't enough to let me cut the line, but apparently I've had to tell you the real truth. 
 Response 1: Oh yes, where is the kitchen? We are the kitchen help and also the entertainment. 
 Response 2: What, are the dead going somewhere? I think you're just being entitled. You don't get to cut in line.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We'd take coins, but they get hot. 
 Response 1: Yeah, they'd burn up our pockets. 
 Response 2: What about for robot students like me?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I feel like we're in a vulnerable situation. We've already lost three people up the blow hole. 
 Response 1: I know and that's not like the classic expression. Literally, they were sucked up the blow hole of the whale. 
 Response 2: Everyone knew Bill Phil. God, he was a good guy. He was a big gregarious fella, fireplug of a man.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: OK, but you don't have the sticker that allows you to park in a handicapped spot. 
 Response 1: Toadstool doesn't think in future tense, just present tense. 
 Response 2: You know, it's a funny story about them placards. We had one, and then some people stole it because they're very valuable on the street, you see.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're someone that's been following the founder's career for so long, can you tell me some of the finer points about Excelsior, just so we can know what we're talking about when we meet him? 
 Response 1: Oh, the mean streets? Rock n rollers love the mean streets. 
 Response 2: Well, the Excelsior stuff is mostly just rumors. You probably read about it on reddit.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You guys talk a lot. But this is a life drawing class. But you talk about everything, OK, I'm just making sure I get the facts. 
 Response 1: Charisma, don't crumple up the poem that you wrote for Mr. Brown. He might redeem himself later. 
 Response 2: We talk about everything while we're drawing and while we take long breaks from drawing where we're literally doing nothing but standing around and talking.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's crazy busy. Must be a lot of sick people today. 
 Response 1: Everybody's mom's dying. 
 Response 2: How could you just say that without consulting with me at least a little bit? It's going to be odd. I'm an alcoholic, and she's a teenager. Throwing her in the family mix, I don't even know my girlfriend's name.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yeah, you're in what we call a pear relationship. You know, it started great at the top and then got big and heavy at the bottom. All right, so you need to minimize that heaviness, all right? You need to just maybe slim it down, OK? Do you hear what I'm saying to you? 
 Response 1: Good. Then we are in agreement. 
 Response 2: You're screaming at me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I will go out and dance if it means it will save our marriage, which has already ended but could begin again. 
 Response 1: Adelle, it's not just going to save our marriage, it's going to save our town and probably the yelp reviews will say we're amazing. 
 Response 2: Well, it sure pays off in the end.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Somebody get a pie. Since Jason Biggs is here, I want to have him fuck a pie. 
 Response 1: I want him to fuck a pie on my voicemail, so that when people call me they hear the sound of a pie being fucked. 
 Response 2: We can tell the secret to the book and then it will be in the book and then no one will know it except us.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Someone should try to save tic tac. I'm seeping. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I know Thomas Edison. He's the quarterback for the Mizu Tigers. 
 Response 2: I've always wanted to be a different color tic tac.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mary, what do you think? Who are you going to murder? 
 Response 1: I like little hats. Any kind. I just wear them. 
 Response 2: I'm going to murder Chuck because for at least 15 days he's been ruining all of my therapy sessions.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, Matern, do I ever strike you when I'm displeased with you? Because I'm about to do it now. 
 Response 1: I think it means that we're branching out into a new market and our business is expanding. 
 Response 2: That was not nearly has hateful as you normally are.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, did you meet Barkhad Abdi? Academy award winner Barkhad Abdi? 
 Response 1: Maybe she should be my first human kill. 
 Response 2: He was a limousine driver, now academy award winner Barkhad Abdi.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I have one smooshed eye. I don't like to bring that up at work. I can't believe you brought my personal body up at work. 
 Response 1: It's gonna help our cause. 
 Response 2: You know, I always thought it was cruel that your wife said you gotta make a choice. It's either you set up a hospital suite in her home for a dog who's gonna die anyway, or I leave.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What the fuck are you doing, kid? I saw that. 
 Response 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It went down the wrong pipe. It was too wet. 
 Response 2: Oh, you are obviously American. I apologize. This was just a demonstration. You'd really do me a solid if you could just be cool.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So if you just use a bigger hammer, that'll save you wear and tare on your elbow. 
 Response 1: I want a change. What are we going to do if we stay here in New York? Just go to theater all the time and take in culture? 
 Response 2: OK, let me swing this around. Oh, nice, this feels good. I did have an injury so I'm just trying to up the weight and make sure I can do my job.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Have you ever bagged groceries before? Even your own groceries, not even as a job, just have you ever put groceries in a bag? 
 Response 1: I know, but when I got up this morning I was like "what's the point?" You know what I mean? 
 Response 2: I was a bagging manager, which means I rarely actually bagged myself. But yes.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What should we do about the moon juice poster? 
 Response 1: Here's a key to my apartment. You can come visit the moon juice poster any time you want. 
 Response 2: Did we? Becky does not speak for the whole group.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Let's just check in and then I'm sure you'll find that it's a wonderful hotel and that we're saving money.  
 Response 1: Fine. Why do they have to have this conference every year in Cedar Rapids? 
 Response 2: We gotta stop this cocaine fish.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: If you've done your research, then you know that no place has been open in Shadow Grove for 45 years. 
 Response 1: For the time being.  It wouldn't be the first time the baby brother has committed some sort of error in telling the truth, would it? 
 Response 2: That's right. I always make sure my electricity is pumped all the way up when I'm driving past Shadow Grove.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What about me? I have not tried to steal your jewels. 
 Response 1: Honey, if I make an exception for one, I've got to make an exception for all. 
 Response 2: It's kinda like, not being a person and not being completely dead yet either.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It took a long time to get here. 
 Response 1: Sure, let me just fish around for it. It's in this drawer somewhere. 
 Response 2: It did, din't it? It's 3000 feet under the ground.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: And we'll be the three concubines for Janet. The consorts. 
 Response 1: At different altitudes. That's right. Small, medium, large. And I'll take all three sizes of Big Mac of that. 
 Response 2: You're going to be our nanny. That's how all families work.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I want that local high school to have a name one of these days. I understand there was as big fall out among the townspeople. 
 Response 1: It's true.  You know, we work in these little air conditioned rooms all day just looking into people's mouths, being disgusted by what we find in there, and scolding them. 
 Response 2: I mean, it's only a problem when we play other teams. When we go out of the city, it's a problem.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Honey, you're coughing a lot. You should use your breathing tube. You know I love you. You know our daughter is going to be turning 40. So, I'm getting a divorce. 
 Response 1: Right? I mean, we're gonna be here for a while so we might as well make it nice and cozy. 
 Response 2: OK. From who? And what do you mean by divorce? This sounds complicated.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Josephenia, what are you doing? Why are you talking to that man? 
 Response 1: Can't I talk with someone in private for one second? 
 Response 2: I know it do, right? It's the only black hole, so far.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The baby man isn't a mythical creature. He's just an unemployed guy. 
 Response 1: He's just our middle brother. He's never gotten a job. We tried to prop him up with this cool story. 
 Response 2: Curtis, I know it's a sin and it's a scandal, but I would like to file for divorce. Maybe we should go to Reno.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I just don't believe that a black man can hold that kind of position in government. That's all. 
 Response 1: Listen to what I just heard. An incredibly ridiculous slippery slope that has no basis in fact whatsoever. 
 Response 2: But he's just a butler, not an officer.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, we should give the out of towner to the children? 
 Response 1: Yes, this guy's been hugging me for 11 minutes. 
 Response 2: Yeah, but the thing is, I think they're here for you, Dr. So, we gotta dress the out of towner up like a dentist or something.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: All right, gentlemen. Splish-splash, time to take a gator dive. 
 Response 1: Oh, Fred, thank you so much. I just have to take these shower breaks to get it all out. 
 Response 2: Can someone untie me first?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I have the kind of blindness where I never got to see, so nothing makes any sense to me. Like Helen Keller blindness. In fact I can't here. I don't know if I'm being too loud right now. 
 Response 1: I'm kind of a Stevie Wonder blindness were I'm blind but it's cool. 
 Response 2: I want to be an amateur plumber. I want to be really good at it, but just do it for the love.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You don't even lay down to sleep? 
 Response 1: I could die. Have you ever seen a dolphin lay down? 
 Response 2: It's a real challenge to spank someone with an oven mitt, I'll tell you that much.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hi young lady, my name is Clem. I'm Doris' understudy. 
 Response 1: He's my partner. We're getting married. 
 Response 2: You'd like to get x-rays? Do you feel like there's something wrong with you?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well it's hard to see in the car with all the fast food boxes all over. 
 Response 1: It's for my podcast, you know. I'm in the biz. 
 Response 2: Where did they come from and where are they going?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't want to be rude, but should you be eating pot roast at 11 o'clock at night? 
 Response 1: Of course I should. Some little child outside wants the bone out of it. 
 Response 2: I can't believe we're standing here at San Diego Comicon being told we're the whitest people that someone knows.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I can crack any safe. There's a museum down the street. 
 Response 1: Yeah, the art museum. 
 Response 2: It's been getting a little boring, I agree. But what are we going to do with all that cash? I'm just gonna spend it on dumb things like tulips, fake tulips and big ponies.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So, Karlt, you said you made a wish? 
 Response 1: I did make a wish. You know, I don't feel comfortable saying what my wish was, though. They say if you say it out loud it won't come true. 
 Response 2: We just saw your chew and spit. That's disgusting. You better work on the bite and chew some more.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That's real motherly of you, Carol. Just sayin'. I just, uh, I appreciate what you're doing. 
 Response 1: Well, I would like to make a connection with you but I refuse as you requested. So leave me alone. 
 Response 2: Alright, Deidre.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: If this show gets made it into a movie, we'll really make it in Hollywood and be famous stars. 
 Response 1: What if I add this to the kitty? These two animals are now trained to sniff out anything you put in front of them. 
 Response 2: That's right, that's everyone's dream in the theater, to make it in Hollywood.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Is that you Benjamin? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I just walked in the back, that car is raw as hell man! 
 Response 2: That's cool with us. Maybe we'll visit you in a while.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Your kids are adopted. 
 Response 1: That's because I have more love to give. They are special children that I chose. I didn't knock someone up if you get my meaning. 
 Response 2: It's true. Every time I eat popcorn, I get a horrible pain in my chest. It feels like my heart is on fire. That's why the call it heartburn.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: If you hate America, then you're against hurting people. 
 Response 1: I mean, my daughter wasn't even chosen to be the one to get hurt, but she offered herself as a tribute. 
 Response 2: That child in the box is more than I could ever hope to live for. You're an awful old man!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I see two very happy, Christmas-y people, who are finally realizing they're special inside. 
 Response 1: Hey, you know what, Sandra? Put that beard back on because you just gave us a gift. 
 Response 2: You certainly do. You've had many loves over the year that you've met at this garden.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, please don't tell me the office supplies have  been stolen. 
 Response 1: Oh, thank you. I drink water. Except when I'm drinking wine. 
 Response 2: Yes, it was the office supplies, desk chairs and fancy fringework. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah, it's like, you're not a fetus, but you're not in a grave either. 
 Response 1: It's not a pie, it's spaghetti. 
 Response 2: Yeah, like I'm not a grape, but I'm not a vine. Maybe I'm a raisin.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm terribly sorry, everyone, I just had a strange vision of my future. 
 Response 1: He's getting big now and his blood is almost pure cocaine. 
 Response 2: You were gone for a long time, man. I was slapping you for like 30 minutes.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: How could a fire have even started at the hospital. 
 Response 1: This culture and death. We are just too, we are behind the times. We are so afraid to talk about it. Just accept it, we're all gonna die. 
 Response 2: Please don't tell anyone this, Pete. Mary is the one that started the fire. She was smoking on the operating table.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What concert were you here for, before? 
 Response 1: I was here for a Boys II Men concert. They were having a reunion. 
 Response 2: This news is better than that. They're opening a new show. We're doing a thing and we're all auditioning. We're going to save the park.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My mother was a widow and her mother before her was a widow. 
 Response 1: But, look at you. You're still alive even though you're dead. 
 Response 2: I know and they're the worst. Was that insensitive of me to say?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, that's good spaghetti. 
 Response 1: Oh, yeah.  I have a lot of money. 
 Response 2: Oh thank you, it's potato and sauce.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mr. Determen, I don't think I like this Troy character anymore. I think we need to put an end to these pending nuptials. 
 Response 1: Not like that cumbersome circle of Australia, father. 
 Response 2: I'd be happy to poison anything you need.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Help me. Mr. Houston makes me wear this wig and then he makes me tell you a bunch of dumb facts that ain't true about Houston. 
 Response 1: Oh yes, you know, I saw his copper bust in the Museum of Contraptions. 
 Response 2: You're talking about Sam Houston, the hero of The Houston War of Attrition?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Alright Bob, it's up to you to assist me in this surgery. 
 Response 1: Oh, so I guess you've made peace with it. Don't lead with that when you meet people though. 
 Response 2: Alright, here's your margarita anesthetic. Just drink this.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Where I go, my shadow goes. That's just the deal. 
 Response 1: Shouldn't I be the one with the gorilla mask on? 
 Response 2: It's freezing in your shadow.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah, I understand. Because if they find out, you'll get fired. 
 Response 1: Hey, Rudy. I just got three scoops of cookies and cream. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I guess. I wasn't even thinking about it that way. It's just like, rules are rules.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The one coin that doesn't get hot is the penny, because it's a different color than the other coins. 
 Response 1: It's made of metal. It's a poor conductor of heat? 
 Response 2: Thanks, honey. It's funny because you're the colonel.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I told you man. I quit smoking three weeks ago and never felt better. 
 Response 1: Oh, yeah. I forgot. Mr. Braggy Pants over here. Like you're so much better than me. 
 Response 2: That's me, Annette Burgundy. Best-selling author.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're dressed up like that guy from Braveheart right now. It seemed like you wanted to make a speech. Like you got half your face painted post office blue. 
 Response 1: I hired a sitter. I have a hard out. 
 Response 2: That's right. Just like I do every day. Because I want to see my friends, OK? I know I don't work here. Just because I ain't getting paid like y'all, doesn't mean I don't want to be here. I'll do lots of things without pay.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The judge didn't even say not guilty? It was "sold." That's weird. Like he was at an auction. 
 Response 1: Ho, ho, ho. Santa will give you anything you want, little girl. 
 Response 2: I think he was excited because he was given a small hammer and sometimes when you're miming something you just forget what you're saying.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hold on, hold on, I'm having a heart attack. 
 Response 1: Yes it is a her. She is ridiculously beautiful too. 
 Response 2: Oh, Benny, you know how to live.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Misses, would you do us the great honor of pushing us in a car all the way to New York City? 
 Response 1: Oh, I've been waiting to hear that my whole life. 
 Response 2: Yeah, check it out. I've been practicing for a week.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What's your name? Is your name Nike? 
 Response 1: Yeah, you know, they say take nothing but pictures and leave nothing but footprints, but I also like to leave some nice repair work.  I might fix a door hinge or a clasp. 
 Response 2: You know, that's happening a lot to me lately. If you want to call me Nikel, that's all you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: How long did Jonah live in the fucking belly of the whale? 
 Response 1: You look like a costume of a wealthy person. 
 Response 2: Let's see. In Bible times, people lived to be thousands of years old. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Speedy birth is faster, there's more time for hugs, kisses, dress ups, shit like that. But there's probably a 70/30 risk that the mom doesn't make it through birth. 
 Response 1: Oh, I mean, let's take our chances. If you get to dress him up and parade him around more after the speedy birth. I mean, that would be worth it, right? 
 Response 2: I know he sounds small, but he's actually a monster. I mean, he's big. He's a beast, maybe 6'4".
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I didn't bring that staff that you bought me. It just felt kind of fucked up to have it here. 
 Response 1: It's gonna look real cool, but then your face is gonna bleed. 
 Response 2: That's why a costume like mine is perfect because it's not intruding on anyone and it's also instantly recognizable.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Captain, are you saying you can become the captain of this whale from the inside? 
 Response 1: Not only am I saying it, you did too. 
 Response 2: I'm getting light headed.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We've talked many, many hours about pizza slices and rearranging them. 
 Response 1: This is lovely. I wouldn't mind doing that right now. 
 Response 2: We only have one. Both of the teams hang out there.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Toaster Strudel, we gotta find that rat. 
 Response 1: We'd have high end sushi, like the kind Clooney would eat. 
 Response 2: I know. Not only does it sing, but it also has the keys to my car.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We need each other. I don't want to go it alone. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I say we call it stretchitis. 
 Response 2: I mean, I don't want anyone to know about my weird eyelashes. OK, so I'm in.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Carol, this is absurd. You've brought so many clothes I can't carry them all, help me. 
 Response 1: For sure. Maybe in the pennysaver? 
 Response 2: Martin, I don't want to carry a bunch of clumsy suitcases. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm ready to go to heaven if you guys are. 
 Response 1: Yeah, let's all go. You go first and we'll meet you there. 
 Response 2: Oh, no, I remember Eleanor from the time I stayed at a hotel.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Alright, now we need a suggestion for a way to sneak out of a cafeteria that no one will notice, while there is a show going on. 
 Response 1: Yeah, we know that. That's why we had to learn to spell from an encyclopedia. 
 Response 2: Drunk lady behind the pillar is having stroke. That is a literal description of what is going on at the back of this room.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What the hell do you mean I can't run it as a story? You've just talked about time travel. 
 Response 1: I have this note that was pinned to my body and it said "you already told Chuck, you can't tell anyone else" and I don't know. I'm tired. 
 Response 2: It's not bad. It loses it's power over time though.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Now you know why we had seven children. Now we have nine. 
 Response 1: There's no veins. I had them redirected to the legs. 
 Response 2: You're children are reformed prisoners that asked to be in your family?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The Harlem Globetrotters have been beating us for a hundred years. 
 Response 1: I know that's why this year we're going to slip laxative in their Gator-aid. 
 Response 2: We've been working since we was 14. Out there in the trees.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What, you're not going to give me the bathroom code? 
 Response 1: Well it means a lot to me too, Chuck. 
 Response 2: It's just that you taking one in the bathroom is just you going in there and just hanging for a while.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, another great day at the firehouse where we walk down from the stairs, and we can walk back up again any time we want. 
 Response 1: Alright, send it to 5050 Connecticut Drive. 
 Response 2: Hey, can you guys keep it down, please? I'm trying to take a nap.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He had a bone injury recently. He was struck by a bone. 
 Response 1: I think we just let him get hung out to dry and we pretend that nothing ever happened on our planet. 
 Response 2: Oh, my god. I have read about that.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Your weight-in is next, Brad.  I hope you're ready. 
 Response 1: It's not like we've left you at a park or anything. 
 Response 2: I've been waiting over here in a towel.  I'm feeling pretty naked right about now.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Wait a minute, I think something's up with the sleeping quarters. 
 Response 1: Dark Crystal, you're treading on dangerous water. 
 Response 2: What? I want to kill him, not her. It took him this long to get this much information and now she's just blurting out everything we need to know. Federal agents have to kill federal agents sometimes.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Our daddy-master is paging me. He wants me to return something. 
 Response 1: I feel as if I'm forgetting more and more things. 
 Response 2: Maybelline, you did not yet return Amile? It's been so long.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We do want to get you guys out of this painting. We hate this painting. We which we were in the Don Quixote paintings. They're just so much less abstract, clearer. And, you know, there's a story there. 
 Response 1: I would never say anything. In college, they used to call me "little secret lady". 
 Response 2: Would you want to join us in the outside world where Edgar and I come from? It's so much less abstract.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Parsi, would you please accompany me to the Lido deck? I'd like to try my hand at some cards and get a spritzer and some oysters. 
 Response 1: That's an excellent idea. First, Miss Sapsworth, I will attend to your trunks right now. 
 Response 2: And also, I can't get back up the pole. The fireman pole. And I can't find the stairs.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Nobody probably would have noticed them if you hadn't called attention to them. So, maybe stop doing that. 
 Response 1: Yes, sir. I'm just hanging out with my students and talking about Nintendo 64. 
 Response 2: But, the date is for three years from now.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I am so proud of you, son. 
 Response 1: And I am OK with you too. 
 Response 2: Ketchups don't marry each other at all. Marry ketchups means mixing them together. Look what I'm doing here.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Dr., if you'll forgive me, I'm not familiar with you. I'm not from here. I'm just taking my children to the seaside, so they can look at the ocean and get back in the car. 
 Response 1: Yeah, living in your past life? I can see where this would be better. 
 Response 2: Yes, do not let them in the water. The sea has claimed many children.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You never said we couldn't take doughnuts home in our car, so that means we can do that. 
 Response 1: Hey, you want some eggs or something? Pretty good right? That's the voice I would do if I were a cook. 
 Response 2: Well, just leave some for the other guests.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I had a growth spurt, and I need panties. 
 Response 1: Yes, my daughter, you see, is twelve years old. 
 Response 2: It sounds like that's what you're doing, and I think y'all are gonna make great parents.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Your husband sounds controlling to me, like the way he was offering those quarters. I get why you refused them. 
 Response 1: That's just what the whole marriage has been. It's exhausting. 
 Response 2: That's going to be like a couple minutes, because we're going to run out of air soon.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Do you think that he looks familiar because he kind of looks like Rodenberg? 
 Response 1: He does look a ton like Rodenberg. But, I feel like, didn't you go to our firehouse and try to get a job there? I feel like I remember you from a long time ago. 
 Response 2: OK. That makes sense. I thought that's what people from mars called our apples.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mr. Montgomery, can I participate in the contest too? I don't want to grow, so I don't care if my growth is stunted. 
 Response 1: Ritchie, of course. It's a three way coffee drinking contest. 
 Response 2: Me too, Pierre.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Shakespeare didn't write in the subtext.  It was all right there in the words. 
 Response 1: Well, once upon a time, I thought the same thing, but now I don't know anymore, Crocodile. 
 Response 2: He was like, "Here's what I mean, dumb-dumbs; it's all spelled out for you." 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Honey, please eat up. You're wasting away to nothing. 
 Response 1: Well, I'm so young and my metabolism is so high. I just want to look my best for this upcoming wedding day. 
 Response 2: Sorry, we're just indulging in a little post coital mysticism. 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is my protege, Sven. He's watching me work. 
 Response 1: Well, I think you're fine. They should have trained you better. 
 Response 2: I thought you were just a random intruder and I was excited.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What? Well, ladies can't pray. 
 Response 1: I don't want to share my blocks. I want to keep my blocks. 
 Response 2: I'm out. Every day I wake up thinking I'm going to walk. This is exactly why. Why can't I have prayers and dreams?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Guys, every time I hang out with you, I get so wasted. 
 Response 1: That's what we do. We get drunk all the time. 
 Response 2: Well, we're doing a special. Aren't we Gerald?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I think I just made a souffle.  
 Response 1: It will be murder by gum. Here on page 5, one of the characters is forced to eat so much gum that he dies. 
 Response 2: You had better make sure nobody yells then. If someone yells, your souffle will deflate and you don't want that.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He doesn't take up that much room. He sleeps standing up in the corner of your bedroom, watching you. 
 Response 1: Sure. It's a gruesome tribute to fallen comrades. 
 Response 2: You'd think the lights from his head would keep us awake.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I need to atone for my sins. But before I do that, I got to get rid of this little demon. 
 Response 1: Good news, David. All of your sins are the fault of this little demon man. Once he has purged from your soul, you will be clean as a whistle. 
 Response 2: We should come up with a smaller name that we can fit on a cap.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The trash industry has suffered because of the cancellation of the Olympics. We don't get a lot of quippy commercials. The population has gone down since people aren't having sex in the Olympic village. 
 Response 1: People that makes cards that are flipped over to form a pattern, they've all gone out of business. 
 Response 2: My name is Renee and I get around. You've probably heard of me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Koreans think cereal is hilarious. That's a stereotype of that region. 
 Response 1: OK, dads. I promise not to kiss any boys while I'm here. 
 Response 2: It wasn't just the cereal. It was me taking a shit on the cereal. It was the funniest thing they'd ever seen.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Margaret, come out from behind the curtain or wherever you are. 
 Response 1: This was the only counseling your medical insurance could pay for. 
 Response 2: I don't think so, but it's just one of those things we disagree on. We do have a lot of disagreements.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: If I may say so, ma'am, you look beautiful. 
 Response 1: Oh, thanks. It's probably this blasted dress. You look handsome yourself. 
 Response 2: He said it was Don but I think it was Steve Dons.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Listen, Ms. Crimpcrumper, you're in big trouble here. But it's gonna be worse for you if you kill two federal agents. Do you understand? 
 Response 1: I did. I wanted an exotic dog that I could show off with. Someone told me to go to the middle of the woods. 
 Response 2: OK, I think I understand. But I wasn't on planning on killing anyone.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm just saying, sometimes I want to get out of this place and I think that Rodney could teach me. 
 Response 1: He's an outsider and a butler-cook. 
 Response 2: Wow, when did this hatred of Peter Pan happen with you, Ray?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Ma'am, do you mind if I write about your story in my book? 
 Response 1: Yes, let's go now, Demetrius. It's sounds way more exciting than what we've got going on here. 
 Response 2: Oh, yeah. Am I going to be in the paper?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, my God. These are great seats for True West. 
 Response 1: That London couple always gets the best seats. 
 Response 2: Um, sure, I mean I can talk to the dead. So that seems like I have something to offer. I also have a soothing voice.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: They call me Mrs. Bender now, but you knew me as a different person. 
 Response 1: Yeah, Hot Tits. 
 Response 2: Yeah, reach out and touch them. That's our new logo. And, it's 50% off all homemade jams.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You think that a lot of these people don't realize that they're at a wine tasting? 
 Response 1: What the fuck kind of line of questioning is this, Mr. Brown? Of course we're cousins! 
 Response 2: Yes, i think so. I just don't want to get excited until I see every last person take a taste of wine.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We don't have any water. Well, wait. Chucky's sweating like crazy. Would tongue sweat work? 
 Response 1: That'll work. We'll re-hydrate this powdered medicine with tongue sweat and inject it into him. That ought to put him in in cryofreeze until we get this cocaine back to the 1980's. 
 Response 2: I have great taste do. And I'm not ashamed to say that I do. I think I have superior taste.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: May I help you two ladies? You seem to be in a terrible rush. 
 Response 1: We share the same mind. I mean, in a marital sense. Of course. 
 Response 2: Yes, we are looking for some sort of animal capturer.  We don't know what kind of animal it is, but it's not because my home isn't clean.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't know if I can stand behind these curtains for much longer. It just, whenever I'm behind curtains I want to cirque du soleil them. You know what I mean? I just want to dance with them. 
 Response 1: Yeah, everybody. There's so many people here and it's great. Lots of babies being born. 
 Response 2: Is it because of your time in the circus?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: If someone was breaking in from outside, why not take the valuable pornography collection in the pornography closet? 
 Response 1: I want a new charge. Okay? That's what I call you: my charge. 
 Response 2: That's true. Some of those porns were over 20 years old.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: JD, do you see that skinny, dumb faced, shit turd of a father standing out next to you? 
 Response 1: Thank God you said father, I thought you were talking about me at first. 
 Response 2: Yeah, everybody. There's so many people here and it's great. Lots of babies being born.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, here you go. One, two quarters right in your palm. 
 Response 1: Yes, I have a roll of film. Let me rummage through my purse. Oh, sorry, there's a pair of underwear. 
 Response 2: And one, two quarters from me too.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, did the bar close, Delores? 
 Response 1: I'm so sorry, my wife left me years ago for her OfficeMax manager and things have not been good since. 
 Response 2: Yeah, it did. They kicked me out if you must know the truth because of my constant vomiting.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well what is the family business? 
 Response 1: Well, we're criminals and runaways, first we ran away then we became criminals. 
 Response 2: You have just settled a bet for me. Thank you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Tony looks really happy in his dream 
 Response 1: He's licking his lips. 
 Response 2: It is 1977, I missed the season finale of The Greatest American Hero to come here and do this job.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Have you ever tried to draw a hand? They's hard.  
 Response 1: I was just thinking of one way you could draw a hand. You know how kids make the turkeys? You could just leave it at the hand. 
 Response 2: You read that. In semibiotics and also medicine.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Kurt, do you feel like you have any problems with your joints? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I can't bend my arms or legs without immense pain. 
 Response 2: Not to rain on the parade, but with the Madison Sphere Garden, lots of people died.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The passengers keep getting up and sitting back down again. They don't know what's going on. It's hilarious. 
 Response 1: Listen to what I just heard. An incredibly ridiculous slippery slope that has no basis in fact whatsoever. 
 Response 2: We should tell them that we did de-ice the plane and then as soon they sit down, tell them that we have to de-ice it again.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. He's never had to work at the store. 
 Response 1: Is that true? Mr. Sims never worked here at Quiznos? I just assumed he worked his way up through the ranks. 
 Response 2: Is this any way to treat your husband?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Put these two bagels on my wrists, as if they were handcuffs and lead me outside. 
 Response 1: Yeah, the guy behind me went to hell because he's Jewish and he ate marshmallows. 
 Response 2: Sure, they're a little wet. But, they stretch because they were only boiled.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Rachel, it's now time to flush if you know what I mean. 
 Response 1: Oh, I know who you are. I'm one of those girls that follows sports. You play basketball. 
 Response 2: I do. I'm going to go down to aisle 12. I'll be back in a little while.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'll guess your height. Just stand against this numbered background. 
 Response 1: But it seems like you'll just be able to read it. You'll know it. 
 Response 2: You were. I thought your numbers was a mistake. I thought you were just padding your things.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, another dog got me leg. 
 Response 1: Just like, the thimbles that are supposed to protect your fingers from the needle. 
 Response 2: Hey, you gotta get it back and reattach it. That prosthetic has been in the mouth of too many pups.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, Heidi, this was another successful science fair. Although, some might say we've tampered in God's domain. 
 Response 1: I don't see why not. I mean, it's the '60s so, sure. 
 Response 2: This was like Project Funway.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'll hide his body. 
 Response 1: Thank you, Evan, you're so sweet. I appreciate that. 
 Response 2: That's right they do. Do they love you Terry Brown? Do they love you more than anything?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'll tell you what, I'll buy your fish. I just wanted to ask the young lady behind the fish counter something first. 
 Response 1: I want 27 orders of the cod. That's what you're paying for. 
 Response 2: How many times did I tell you to knock on our bedroom door before you walk in here?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yeah, yeah.  I think I might have to excuse myself.  I've just got a little tickle and I don't want to disturb people. 
 Response 1: I'm confused.  The air is really moist. 
 Response 2: That's right. We're on the same page. And I love that about us.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Very well. I'm watching, you Bob. 
 Response 1: Now, about the cooking. That seems to be the thing you're having the most trouble with. 
 Response 2: Thank you Mr. Timmons.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The only way I'm going to feel reasonable doubt is if I feel there is someone else that could have done this and as of right now, I don't feel like anyone but the husband could have done it. 
 Response 1: I tend to agree with Micky. It's so obvious the husband did it. 
 Response 2: We've been working since we was 14. Out there in the trees.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I bet he took that computer and sold it. 
 Response 1: You know what? I bet he did. He probably went and sent like three more emails before he did it, just to insult us. 
 Response 2: My harp is already set up. It's always set up.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've been waiting for this train for a while. 
 Response 1: I did, you seem a little confused about our menu. Is there anything I can help clear up for ya? 
 Response 2: Me too. Feels like I've been waiting for a lot of things for a while. Like, there's this package that seems to be taking longer to be delivered than I was told.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I think you bring murder-dog to grocery store. 
 Response 1: I think you're attractive. Now we've both said things we can't unsay. Now the truth's out there. 
 Response 2: I do want to keep my job as a trainee at Margarittaville. All right, Mr. Timmins. I don't feel good about this, but I'll do it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I wish that everyone would stop advancing on towards us and forcing us against the wall. 
 Response 1: Mr. Thompson, is there any way I can make this right? Look, I brought a bag of freshly boiled bagels. 
 Response 2: We just want you to try one of the doughnuts.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That's exactly what I heard! That you were the 14th woman in space. 
 Response 1: Yeah, well, sometimes rumors are true. You want to know something? Rumors are usually based in some sort of truth. Every rumor you've ever heard. 
 Response 2: Yeah, see how the system is basically rigged to keep you in place no matter what?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You've all come from so far and wide to wish me the happiest birthday. I think with all these wonderful presents, there's only one thing that would make me the happiest mayor on this side of the tri-county area. 
 Response 1: Oh, I see that I do have some headache powder for him to try. Try this and see if it works, Daniel. 
 Response 2: Is it more votes, Mr. Mayor?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I might be beautiful, but I'm not religious. 
 Response 1: At different altitudes. That's right. Small, medium, large. And I'll take all three sizes of Big Mac of that. 
 Response 2: Wait, did you write that book, "I Might Be Beautiful but I'm Not Religious" did you?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: When I look into this man's eyes, I can see forgetfulness but I can see true love. I want to give you the ring that my father gave me, for you to renew your wedding vows. 
 Response 1: OK. So, first you change the signs and everything. Then, you tell the workers that it's changing? That seems out of order. 
 Response 2: Kent, thank you very much. You're a stranger whom I'm bound to forget in mere minutes time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'll write you a new check. 
 Response 1: Oh, he must be a millionaire to have more than one check. 
 Response 2: Yes dear, but it's a little soon to be calling me mom. I've only been married to your dad for five years.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I told you to go to a different churro stand. 
 Response 1: Yes, that's right. That's that young man I employed. I promised him that I'd give him college credit if he accompanied me on my trip. 
 Response 2: I want to go to him. I told him that I was going to support his business.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So this is my office, I guess. It's pretty good. 
 Response 1: This is actually really nice. I love all the chintz. I love the purple. 
 Response 2: You're walking. You're not sitting in that wheelchair that you don't need?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I didn't like the boxes over here. They need to be moved over there by later today. 
 Response 1: Be-cod it could. And you hit that "d" so hard. 
 Response 2: Mr. Featherman, I gotta have a lunch break today, OK? I got to. I gotta eat.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I once swallowed a tapeworm to lose weight, but it turns out that that doesn't actually work that way. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I don't know. That's just like Cheryl's dad. He used to own a business, and now they're poor. 
 Response 2: No, no. They just wreck havoc on your intestines.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well then you're in for a treat. I write mystery books that are secretly action books. 
 Response 1: His mystery books are like "what genre is it?" You don't know until you read it. 
 Response 2: I'm gonna go over there because I don't want to be around if something chargeable happens to you. So, uh, call 911 if you need it. And if you don't, congratulations.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Someone getting stuck in the door is a very specific example. Do you know something about what happened? 
 Response 1: It was just an example. Maybe somebody else put them in the door and had them stick. 
 Response 2: Ana, you sound smart. You'll run my business.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Roger, let's just cut to the chase. What's your big announcement? 
 Response 1: Donna, I don't mean to steal focus from your reunion, but, will you marry me? 
 Response 2: Guys, I only have 15 minutes left to live.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Fuck you, Don! 
 Response 1: You know, you go through years of seminary school and they still call you Don. 
 Response 2: We're just doing our jobs, sir.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mr. and Mr. Popple, meet Jimmy. 
 Response 1: You are her friend, Jimmy. Here's some water. 
 Response 2: OK. It's traditional showbiz ware. It's a striped blazer and bow tie, straw boater and a cane. I'm not sure why that makes me an asshole.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Who are you? This is the largest asthma inhaler, I've ever seen. 
 Response 1: Just now? I thought we just came out of the choppy water. 
 Response 2: I am an iron lung.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Don't you ever walk up to one of the many public apple statues and slice off a hunk of apple? 
 Response 1: It's really a lot of work. That's why I've gotten so skinny and beautiful. 
 Response 2: We are a very casual town. Waltzing just seemed like the right thing to do for a bunch of down home overall wearing wine tasters.
Output: Response 1