niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: What a lovely party, Mrs. Crimpcrumper. You have a beautiful home here. 
 Response 1: Why thank you. No sharp edges, everything's round, just like a doughnut. 
 Response 2: No, no, I meant free of the life here in this warehouse.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Let's see here with your reflexes. All right, I'm tapping your knee. 
 Response 1: Oh, thank you. This is a nice doily. The stitch work looks like it's that doily from the murder of the old lady that collected calico cat sculptures. 
 Response 2: Oh, that is very hard. You're tapping me very hard.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: When you talk about your relationship being meaty, is that a good thing? 
 Response 1: Well, your specialty is the body and not the mind. 
 Response 2: Well, there's still a conversation being had in the health advocates of America about whether red meat is good for the heart or not.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We have to de-ice before we can deplane? 
 Response 1: It's really cold. So, we iced up when we landed. 
 Response 2: That's right. They kind of just busk now.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is that something that's within the jurisdiction of the police to do?  You're allowed to enforce dance competitions? 
 Response 1: Caruthers, give me a hug. Does someone who hugs have rage? I said, does someone who hugs have rage? I've never heard of it if that's the case. 
 Response 2: I don't know if I am or I'm not, but that's what's happening, and I got a badge and I got a gun and a I got a note from my teacher saying that I'm real life policeman.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Look, these blocks have symbols on them. These blocks are plain. 
 Response 1: Oh, hello! Hello is always a wonderful thing to hear from anyone. 
 Response 2: Yes, you've already started your intense currency for this futile system.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm so glad I waited for my cheat day to get here with you. 
 Response 1: Yeah, mine's got holes. 
 Response 2: And I'm so glad I waited for love.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That's right. And garlic. Put in there, put in the bag. 
 Response 1: Let's not make this about our decades long, yet ended marriage. 
 Response 2: You better give me those sandwich pickles.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Christmas time is one of peace. 
 Response 1: It's also for decorating little trees. 
 Response 2: The return policy here is amazing.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Now that we've got that all straightened out, what did you want to say, Daniel? Jacket-less. 
 Response 1: You know what? I'll put on a jacket if it'll make you happy. 
 Response 2: OK. I got those baked lays you wanted.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm Spelunk, the one who shoots the arrows that make people fall in love. 
 Response 1: I've seen you shoot over 100 people, it's so romantic watching you work. 
 Response 2: Well, listen. She's my least favorite child. You've got to meet Ira and meet Lance.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The three life jobs that will get you killed are Navy Seal, test pilot and slap bassist and so don't take it lightly, please.  
 Response 1: When life gives you chili peppers, you make chili. 
 Response 2: I'm a clown's wife. I don't take anything lightly.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: OK, sure, I'm gonna embrace the adventures in life. I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna with two strange men from the mall today and we're going to tackle the world. 
 Response 1: I bet you're sued for being confident and sexy as an older man. 
 Response 2: That's wonderful Jennifer.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hi! Oh! I didn't mean to frighten you. 
 Response 1: Lavar Burton. 
 Response 2: Jesus Christ. You showed up out of nowhere.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm Justin Wilson the cooking cajun. 
 Response 1: Good one, Roger. Good one. I think you should order her into the shed. 
 Response 2: I've seen you on tv before cooking prawn and crawdad gumbo!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You have style and class. These other mothers are trash. 
 Response 1: You hear us, mothers? You all fucking suck. 
 Response 2: I thought you would take care of that. This is your show.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I want to read. Can you read, teacher? 
 Response 1: I don't know she's trying to get rid of it. 
 Response 2: Silly girl. My husband's white. I don't need to read.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Tricia's basically hung over every day. 
 Response 1: His name is Amos. And I call him Famous Amos and he calls me Sweet William. My sweet cookie brother. 
 Response 2: I've been into getting hung over since I was 14. I get hung over all the time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Who is that man that rush in there? 
 Response 1: Come on, Todd, you're the biggest. Why didn't you stop him? 
 Response 2: Well, believe this. You are guilty of committing a federal crime with tainted doughnuts.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm kind of uncomfortable that Pam's here. 
 Response 1: Those are the most sincere thank yous I have ever received. 
 Response 2: Pam's my friend, and Pam is going to be part of this family now.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I see your veins but I don't mind it. You're like a statue come to life. 
 Response 1: I told you to use a mop. 
 Response 2: My veins tell my story, my journey. You can see a lot through someone's veins.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: All the jokes you made at dinner, I was OK with. I'm sorry I didn't laugh at many of them. 
 Response 1: Oh, well, a lot of times I like the context of a joke in terms of what period, so then I know the vernacular of what the joke is told in.  
 Response 2: OK. It would have helped if you had laughed at a few more.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What if we tell them that we have to re-ice the plane? 
 Response 1: We can't start right now, the heat is way too high. 
 Response 2: I'd love to see that reaction. I'll go get the hose.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I knew you could speak, honesty tree. I knew all along. 
 Response 1: I've just been waiting for that man to leave. I've got some honesty to give him. 
 Response 2: I knew that. And I know I said mean things back to you because I am going to Harvard and you are staying here at the plant. But that's just because I was mad that you said those things to me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Can I persuade you to rent an apartment to me with this stack of money? 
 Response 1: No, I mean with everything that's going on out there it makes sense. I can't blame anyone. I just didn't expect to have other people here in the panic room. 
 Response 2: Oh, that's my favorite thing. I'm like Scrooge McDuck, I love it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, you know, we live in the same neighborhood. We became friends around the community pool and one day my friend Stephen here suggested we go to a different body of water. Oh you said it before me, have I told you this story? 
 Response 1: I've been to New Orleans. I brought you back on my back.  
 Response 2: No, I'm just very intuitive. Tina taught me so much in her acting classes.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yes, I will pay you twenty large dollars that I'll got out and have printed up at a novelty store. 
 Response 1: That's right. And each of those cost $1000. 
 Response 2: I don't mean to jump into your phone call, but he also needs to get my dog out of the dog that ate my dog. Can you get him to do that? He won't do nothing I ask.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Like it's never happened before, Susan. 
 Response 1: This is a little unconventional. 
 Response 2: I wouldn't diarrhea on my own cloud.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I only worked there for a couple of days. 
 Response 1: And you took all that sweet cake money and you became a real estate developer. I know you. You're the one who's changing this whole neighborhood into condos. 
 Response 2: Well, I know, but that will soon change because she's going to join me in my reconstruction business.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Wait a second. Who is this lady here? 
 Response 1: Well, yeah. What do you want to do with the bagels? 
 Response 2: I was hiding behind the pillar this whole time. It was pretty funny when the audience started throwing flapjacks at you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Excuse me, I'm this doctor's doctor. I was eating my carrot stew and I could help but notice. I don't believe you treat an allergic reaction with a hammer. 
 Response 1: I gotta say, I don't feel better. 
 Response 2: Hold on. You were going to throw these boiled bagels in the trash? I don't want your trash bagels.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's my first day I don't know the regulars. 
 Response 1: That's true we have no idea who you are either, get out. 
 Response 2: I think we just let him get hung out to dry and we pretend that nothing ever happened on our planet.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Look at the way this turkey hand has a callus over one of the knuckles. 
 Response 1: We call him Pinky because we don't like him. 
 Response 2: Hey you want a little peep behind the art curtain? Peep poo. Look at my knuckle.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What's your name, honey? 
 Response 1: I'm Eve's husband, you jerk. 
 Response 2: It's Barbara. I'm named after my great grandma.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: My back is really hurting a lot. 
 Response 1: Now you're talking my language. Sabrina the Teenage Witch is the jazz of television programs. 
 Response 2: That's normal. You have wings on there now.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't know why the front door also have to be so small. 
 Response 1: Right, there's not an abundance of it. 
 Response 2: Well, we don't want to make the souls feed bad.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're going to go pack? What could you possibly have after hiding in a basement for a year? 
 Response 1: I've grown real attached to a lot of the stuff I had down there. Like a bean bag. I have a chicken down there. It's really small, you're not going to notice. It fits right in my pocket. 
 Response 2: You can see all of my nudes. I printed them out in sort of a coffee table book and bound it with  leather.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: People don't want to believe that the ghouls can't touch you and you can't touch the ghouls. 
 Response 1: That's right. It's not a two way street or a one way street. 
 Response 2: Yes. One second, Missy.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We want to trick them into it. Say because the Oscars are so Asian, let's go ahead and honor them by taking your shoes off. 
 Response 1: I bartend at a pizzaria, so that's probably why. 
 Response 2: We'll have sushi there for them to eat.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: By the way, Paul. Nobody has told me what your talent is tonight. 
 Response 1: Yeah, Paul. What are you going to do? 
 Response 2: I have not. And to be honest, I was so busy speaking in unison with others that I don't know that I caught what you were saying.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Guys, I understand we have the classic pole, so we slide down when there's a fire. We have no way of getting back up there. I looked all around. I started making chili up there. 
 Response 1: I have a question. How do we start our day up there, if there's no way up? 
 Response 2: Yeah, he has these wings. It's an invention. They actually fly. He thought he was gonna kind of retire on that, but no one wanted actual bird wings that they had to attach on to themselves. It's kind of an invasive surgery.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The whale could regurgitate us, which means we go out into the sea in a big wave of vomit and can't breathe. 
 Response 1: I'm not afraid of this whale. There's not a vessel that floats in this man's ocean that I haven't been able to tame to this day. 
 Response 2: You might get a cup of coffee in the bigs, but that's about it. This is A ball right now. Then you gotta go to triple A ball, then you gotta go down to double A ball. Then you gotta go up to the majors. I got a cup of coffee back in the '60s.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't know if that's going to work, and I don't mean to seem ungrateful, I just don't know how sanitary it is to put a kidney under a mat. 
 Response 1: That is a mocha cream. And then the one to the right of it is a dulce de leche, and then just down there's a strawberry. 
 Response 2: Oh, I'll put it in a baggie.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yordy, what do we always say? When there is no chili, we make chili. 
 Response 1: I didn't think so. Most doctors aren't holding hands with the other doctors. 
 Response 2: It's an old expression from the old country.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's time for the light to sing its song. 
 Response 1: It's like a cat's hairball. 
 Response 2: We have been waiting for this for ten minutes.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I couldn't help but overhear. But, are you and John doing some kind of deal or transaction? 
 Response 1: If we're being honest, yes, it's a deal. I work for the the CIA and I'm not supposed to say anything. 
 Response 2: He could be, I hear about that happening all the time in this city. They look like real people but they don't know things, like what a tomato is.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey you kids, stop talking about cumming over there. Go shop. 
 Response 1: We're just doing our jobs, sir. 
 Response 2: Is there hazard pay for this?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I was hoping you'd rise to the occasion and say "no more killing people." 
 Response 1: You're mom's awesome, Rob. 
 Response 2: Alright, note taken. Lucky for this girl, then.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm sorry, I'm so late. My carnival barker answered the door. Normally I would do that. I apologize. 
 Response 1: I'm afraid so, Mr. Dubinshield. I did used to have a career before I was in mega development. 
 Response 2: Well the bell just kept ringing and ringing and I didn't know if it was my tinnitus or what.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I have been having an afternoon long affair. 
 Response 1: With someone other than me, how could you? 
 Response 2: But it originated with Phish, because of the longer concerts.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Theoretta, are you a bit of a pornography connoisseur? 
 Response 1: Well, I'm all over ebay, I'll just say that. I know what something's worth. 
 Response 2: It's our future, Fantastic Sam. It's a kid doing a stand up set.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I can't figure it out. These chairs are very confusing. What are they and what do we do with them? 
 Response 1: Where did they come from and where are they going? 
 Response 2: Looking back on it, I think a lot of those people trusted me because I introduced myself as Doctor and wore a lab coat and stethoscope.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Stephan!  Did you put that pigeon in a cage? 
 Response 1: No one was expecting you. 
 Response 2: It flew in here and it was flapping about and I was worried it would ruin your hanging draperies.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It was my fault that I bought a used sextant. 
 Response 1: That's right, Fred. You always know just want to say. 
 Response 2: Let me see the sextant. It looks like two popsicle sticks and a shoelace.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What's your name? We haven't met. 
 Response 1: It's Janet, and stop looking at her like that, Mr. President. 
 Response 2: Is it true that you ran the most marathons ever? That's what you told everyone at school.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm sorry to inform you that Brandon, our server has died. 
 Response 1: That's terrible news. You also didn't have to tell us that he died. You could have just taken over for him or sent someone else. 
 Response 2: Wow. Classic misunderstanding. I thought we were all friends.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sorry, son.  What's up? 
 Response 1: Well, doubt is a good thing sometimes. It pushes you to be stronger. 
 Response 2: I just wanted a little help with my geometry homework, but I could probably figure this out on my own.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So what's your wife salary? She's been on that show for 30 years. 
 Response 1: Little known fact. The weather girl does not get paid as much as the anchors. 
 Response 2: That was my first dog. Wanted to keep him with me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is a chain restaurant. Ruth's Chris isn't here. 
 Response 1: This is like the time we went to Olive Garden and there was no garden. 
 Response 2: We're going to fly the plane ourselves and we're going to take you there right now.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I was born and then my parents hid me and then Barbara was in a coma, but somehow she didn't age. 
 Response 1: Oh, boy. This is a good year too. Everyone needs one of those rocking horses. 
 Response 2: Family's are so screwed up. I got put in a wagon once and rolled down a hill and nobody came to get me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: But, we're not pointing fingers, right? So, we don't know who it is. 
 Response 1: I did. Not in that order, but yes, I prayed for them. 
 Response 2: I'm not pointing fingers, that's for sure. I'm not. I'm only looking at one person though.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's a pod of whales and a murder of crows. 
 Response 1: The book says that it's customary for a child to eat up to three olives in the presence of adults. 
 Response 2: I'm sorry, I was not aware that I was on boat with William Shakespeare and Dame Edna.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Sir, are you saying to Men in Black all the high school kids so that they forget everything? 
 Response 1: Oh, no he doesn't. I might have to eat this guy. 
 Response 2: I guess so or you could murder them.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Honey, you're upsetting our daughter. Stop yelling. 
 Response 1: Oh, let me tell you something. For arranged marriages, statistically, the rate of divorce is way less than how you people do it now.` 
 Response 2: OK, so, you've gotten us trapped in a belly of a whale, but I'm upsetting our daughter?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Daryl. Long. Winter. Beige. Fall. Tape. Wrist. 
 Response 1: That's not what those vows say. I don't think she can read. 
 Response 2: I didn't want to. My parents made me do it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That's not even on any more, The Belchy Files. 
 Response 1: Me either, Martin. I'm hungry and I don't want to buy food. So I came to this corn maze because that seemed like the quickest way to get free food. 
 Response 2: Yeah, cancelled during its pilot.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You say it was ten years ago today you've been alone? 
 Response 1: It will be murder by gum. Here on page 5, one of the characters is forced to eat so much gum that he dies. 
 Response 2: Yeah, everyone in my life left me on the same day. My parents disowned me. My husband of three years walked out the door. All of the pets evacuated the apartment.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: People should enjoy the movie Dave even if our explosion goes bad. 
 Response 1: Your date is a very beautiful woman. 
 Response 2: In to the end they just cared about the movie because they knew how good and heartwarming it was.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Alright, Carl, you're onto me, but don't tell you sister. She'd lose faith in her old man if she found out I murdered a hundred customers just because they didn't buy bikes. 
 Response 1: Well, before she left, she did call you an asshole. Are you sure she didn't know anything about it? 
 Response 2: Gaston, Gaston. You must not be so quick to kill always. Maybe we kill her. For now we wait.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We've got a giant snake to catch and only a giant hand can catch a giant snake. 
 Response 1: How's that going to stick it to them, to send them a check? Don't you think they're going to get paid? 
 Response 2: I may just be a docent, but that makes sense to me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Marjorie, can I please have some Ramen? 
 Response 1: Oh, those are knock knock jokes. 
 Response 2: Yes, you can sweetheart. Here you go. I love when you call me Marjorie.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So those are all uniforms? 
 Response 1: That's right, I'm wearing the shirt as pants. 
 Response 2: It is written by one of the finest graduates of this academy we have ever seen. David Allison.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Digital photos are really catching on. We need some ideas to boost business in our photo processing booth. 
 Response 1: Oh, of course. I ain't never seen a case before. I've just been figuring out how my desk works all this time. 
 Response 2: We could blow on their faces. I used to love it when mom used to do it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Alright, right this way. Here's your table. Are you celebrating anything? 
 Response 1: The poet and Lincoln biographer? 
 Response 2: If you can celebrate sadness and loneliness, that's what it is. I've been alone for ten years today.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I make sure my legs look good first, and then I take that energy to my midsection an use it. Wherever your eyes go, that's where I put my energy. 
 Response 1: You know, you don't even know. Number one, he's a fish. He's a talking fish and more of like a monkey. 
 Response 2: Oh boy, this is so hot and so tall. I'm losing my mind over here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We do English Country around here. So, that's why we use those terms. 
 Response 1: I'd love it. Your name is Gaston, but I want to call you Happy. 
 Response 2: I know. I've seen you all ride side saddle just like the English do.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Is there a way that I can make it a little spicier and do some black magic? 
 Response 1: Oh, one step at a time. Is this murderous dog still in your home? 
 Response 2: Yes, I think you could do black magic. You seem like the type.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Adam, I'm your first wife. Do you remember me? 
 Response 1: There's a mop and bucket for all your mouth puke. 
 Response 2: Yeah, hi Lilith. I didn't know you were still here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: How long has your toilet been broken? 
 Response 1: She so young. She's barely 18. Freshly 18. 
 Response 2: I've been going in there without flushing for about a  week now.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Can you write me a good Yelp review? We're called the Tap Out Relay Therapists. 
 Response 1: And your name is Jack? Jack the therapist. JTT. 
 Response 2: Really? When did you hear her singing about it in the shower? How does the song go?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I prefer to drive around in my native type of vehicle and I have ten members in my family. And I think I see at least ten Volvos here. 
 Response 1: It's almost as if you underwent a conversion not dissimilar to the zombies. 
 Response 2: Yes, we do have ten. We can get more if you need them.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Here's a lock of baby Donald's hair. 
 Response 1: I did. I was thinking "I hear something behind my back, some kind of contraption is being worked on. But I can't see anyone here." 
 Response 2: Why do you have this? Doesn't anyone else think this is weird?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yes, Billy is the skeptic of our gang. 
 Response 1: And I am OK with you too. 
 Response 2: I really am, I don't even believe I came out of my mother.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Dad, be supportive. 
 Response 1: I had three. One ate the other two. 
 Response 2: I'm trying to be, Bibbles. But you have to understand, I'm just finding out that my husband can't read or count right now.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Shirley, it make you more charming, being American. 
 Response 1: Well, of course I did.  Then, I made a fortune selling dog skeletons. 
 Response 2: I just feel more interesting and more like everyone else without my accent.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Look, Heckla, the tourist has figured out the next riddle. 
 Response 1: They only solved once piece of it. They still have a way to go. 
 Response 2: I guess because I did it once and it was a rush.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We won't give our profits away if give it to an old person that dies. 
 Response 1: And, we would need to make sure they sign their will over to the booth. 
 Response 2: Wait, these bones are human? I thought they were from chickens and cows and whatever.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My name is Hank Thompson. Perhaps you've heard of me and the fine things I do for this city. 
 Response 1: Oh, of course I have. Your legend knows no bounds. 
 Response 2: I know it's fat, but it looks like biceps.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Should he really be flying the plane when he's high? 
 Response 1: It makes him more focused when he's high. He's about to put this bird in the sky, and it's gonna to fly. 
 Response 2: That is what the voodoo princess said. She said "he who signs for it has to take it, and he who doesn't lives another year."
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm so sorry for your loss. Grandfather was great woman, I'm told. 
 Response 1: Yes, Grandfather was the love of my life. 
 Response 2: And you were going to sing at his eulogy. Very ironic.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We got there too late. He'd finished his unfinished business by the time we got there. He'd passed through the cloud. 
 Response 1: Yes, and it can't be that sort of door that opens in. 
 Response 2: That's an inside baseball term for ya. Pass through the cloud means he stopped being a ghost and he was just nothing.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: To be fair, you have these peanut butter samples and you're eating them. 
 Response 1: It makes you seem inapproachable. 
 Response 2: Oh, more jokes for me! You make me laugh.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It felt like we came into the studio, put on headphones, got in front of microphones and nobody said go or anything. 
 Response 1: You know what was a big part of it? When you broke that cop's nose with a rock. That got me going. 
 Response 2: We didn't have music either. Were we even recording?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Your owners seem awful. 
 Response 1: Please, just help me down. I don't know how I got up here, there are zero stairs. 
 Response 2: They spanked me when I was wet with a wood stick.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, the square garden is really where it's at. You know, it has been scientifically proven that every good garden is a square. 
 Response 1: Yes, Phyllis? 
 Response 2: There's one thing that's better about this one than other ones, well, you weren't working at the other ones.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's our anniversary. We've been married 30 years. 
 Response 1: Happy anniversary. I never would have guessed. You look so young. 
 Response 2: You're in London.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Are you aware sir that sometimes your inflection is a bit formal and stilted. 
 Response 1: Sorry, my arms are heavy from these bags of blocks. 
 Response 2: That's right. I always make sure my electricity is pumped all the way up when I'm driving past Shadow Grove.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's been great being con men with you, but I think we need a new life. Maybe we can still stay here in this beautiful Hawaiian ticket booth, but instead of selling fake tours, we can just charge people to see the ghost of Hitler. What do you say, Hitler? 
 Response 1: Every time you pick your phone up, you look dead. 
 Response 2: Well, I've got nothing in my calendar for the next  eternity.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I suggest something with filigree, perhaps. Everyone likes filigree. 
 Response 1: I feel like I'm being eaten alive by fire ants. 
 Response 2: Hank, if you say filigree one more time, I'm going to smack you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Is there any possibility I could buy a train ticket for the next train to Savannah, Georgia. Do you have such a route? 
 Response 1: Why of course, we have a daily train to Savannah, Georgia. 
 Response 2: I feel as if he should have the name of an exalted status that everyone will bow down and respect him in the future.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: If you leave with this man, you'll ruin your life. Mark my words. 
 Response 1: Bye Wilt Chamberlain's ghost. 
 Response 2: Oh my gosh, I'll take it. This life is so boring anyway.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Is that why you only gave us 2 plus signs after the A instead of the traditional 25? 
 Response 1: I have a very steady way of conducting business. 
 Response 2: Can't we make an exception for my mom?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Slick, what the fuck? I'm starting to think you have no cool past of being a bad boy. 
 Response 1: Is it true that you ran the most marathons ever? That's what you told everyone at school. 
 Response 2: What if they take their shoes off? The Japanese and other Asians do that to maintain cleanliness.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've deemed you worthy. You can practice black magic. Here's a box of props. 
 Response 1: Wait, are these from that photobooth over there? 
 Response 2: It's several hearses.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I mean, his class only has a couple students in it. 
 Response 1: He did. He tried out for the NBA and of course you have to be a certain age to get into the NBA, so that didn't happen. But, he did start his own basketball league. 
 Response 2: Two students for a life drawing class? The capacity in that room is at least twelve.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I wish my baby brother would just go away and never come back again! 
 Response 1: Well, I'm here because you said the wish out loud.  What a rookie mistake.  A real rookie mistake. 
 Response 2: You know, Walt. I was thinking the same thing. Maybe it's what we want and not what they want.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I can't believe it. Is that you, Big Willie? And Big Red? 
 Response 1: I'm from another country and you don't pay me. 
 Response 2: Well, well, well. If I didn't know any better, I would have said you're that woman that I swore if I ever saw again I would give a big old hug and welcome back to the neighborhood.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I wear a U2 t-shirt over my face that my mother gave me. I shift it, so different band members show. 
 Response 1: It gives me variety. 
 Response 2: We love you here, but the trapeze is not what it used to be.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Todd, I gotta say real nice job. Real good brush off. 
 Response 1: I learned it from you, Mick. 
 Response 2: Thanks, so are my pants.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Now is the present does that make sense? 
 Response 1: I'm glad that we made such good friends with our RA back when we were all in college together. 
 Response 2: It does, that explains why the old creepy doppleganger me disappeared.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Would anyone care for a cheese sandwich? I brought some with me. 
 Response 1: I will eat a cheese sandwich for my husband. I will take that bullet for you, darling. 
 Response 2: The delay is over. Then, we can just wait for the concert to start.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You can stand there and tell me about your lake or you can help Toaster Strudel and I find our singing rat. 
 Response 1: I'm sorry. Who are you sir? We haven't met. 
 Response 2: OK. It's traditional showbiz ware. It's a striped blazer and bow tie, straw boater and a cane. I'm not sure why that makes me an asshole.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Now, just so you know, the ghost train isn't physically solid. So, we're going to be on these tracks and another train might pass right through us. But, that's very unlikely. 
 Response 1: Fine by me. I'm not solid either. 
 Response 2: You're wearing a dead man's hat, woman. Don't start in with me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We're just doing cocaine. I'm a cocaine salesman, I was trying to sell some cocaine to this young man. 
 Response 1: I'm wondering why he's dressed like a prisoner. 
 Response 2: I actually enjoy cocaine and maple syrup, so I'm cool with it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Please, someone just move these trunks off of me. 
 Response 1: I've grown real attached to a lot of the stuff I had down there. Like a bean bag. I have a chicken down there. It's really small, you're not going to notice. It fits right in my pocket. 
 Response 2: Well, I seem to be trying. But these are so heavy, what's in here?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, Anus, this looks like the beginning of a beautiful partnership. 
 Response 1: You've got to give him gasoline, but give him Mitierry Sauce!  That's gasoline, cheese, bell peppers, a baby arm, and two pieces of bacon. 
 Response 2: It does. I'll take it right here on the kisser.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: There's screaming inside, definitely. Someone did call for help. 
 Response 1: It's probably like one of those Benihanna's where they get real excited. It's probably somebodies birthday. Why else would they be here at noon? 
 Response 2: I don't know if I can handle it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: They told us what to do last time there was a meltdown. But its just gone. 
 Response 1: I reckon my smart phone just called you. Are you in the Eudora area? 
 Response 2: They came in and they were like "It's so simple. It's written right on the wall."
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey dad, 'm excited to graduate, but I think maybe this spray tan was a little bit too much. 
 Response 1: Yeah, the winter is a harbinger of horrible things to come, as we say and as is inscribed above the bar: "Horrible things to come." 
 Response 2: It's just right. I want everyone to know that you're my child.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Let's make love. That's just a regular mirror. They can't see us in here.  
 Response 1: I thought it was fashionable, but secretly I was afraid it was awful. 
 Response 2: And we were arrested by the disco police. Aren't we entitled to a gram of cocaine?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: My husband's back to normal. I'm back to normal. I can feel my hands again. 
 Response 1: She's 13 years old, for Christ's sake. 
 Response 2: It's the radiation from the x-ray machine.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm going to do some damage, destroy neighborhoods, that's the plan. 
 Response 1: He's very up front about it. 
 Response 2: Tan chocolate and caramel. You were going to go to the Trader Joe's to get those for me?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'll give you 20 million dollars for a 1% stake in this business. 
 Response 1: Wow, that is way over my asking price. I have to go with you. 
 Response 2: Did daddy-master murder you back at that Blockbuster?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Maestro, you've some white foam forming in the corners of your mouth. 
 Response 1: Right? I mean, we're gonna be here for a while so we might as well make it nice and cozy. 
 Response 2: It's coagulation of duck and cocaine.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I think the Press Secretary has some sort of social issue. He just starts sweating like crazy. 
 Response 1: Being predestined doesn't mean it didn't happen. That it's not real. I almost love you. 
 Response 2: I blame the public school system.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you guys still have that high school romantic tension? Am I sensing that? 
 Response 1: Yeah, we're expecting him at any moment and we could really use your help. 
 Response 2: I remember when you told me that people who move in together and kiss all the time didn't have to be in love.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Congratulations, it's a boy. 
 Response 1: 'Cause it's an emergent field, right? Like, as you're studying it you're also creating it. 
 Response 2: Thank you, have a nice day. This is my coat, and um, OK. You've got this. You're a professional. I have dreams of my own.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Did you notice that the meat was both hot and cold at the same time? 
 Response 1: Yes, it was.  It was like it had been heated and then frozen. 
 Response 2: Yes, I have certain things I'd like to say about this very complicated case.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, I remembered! Wilson, John, Smith company. Doris works at the paper company. 
 Response 1: You should have a gogurt and one of my protein bars. 
 Response 2: That's right. It's called home of the white collar, blue collar employees.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I remember that day. I was your boss. I promoted you. 
 Response 1: You did, to cashier. And I was the fastest cashier for that month and I won a boating trip. 
 Response 2: He's been very excited all the way over here. Wouldn't stop talking about it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Here, give him some disgusting dog food to eat. Dogs love it. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I keep some in  my desk. Do you want lamb or chicken? 
 Response 2: Thank you. I mean, they're the same color as each other and I feel like they're set at a good distance from each other on my skull.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Agent Thompson, get in the office right now. 
 Response 1: Well, the inn's closed for the night, but why don't you come stay with me? Always happy to have a logger in from another land to stay in my home and share in my hearth. 
 Response 2: Yes, sir. Can I sit in the chair or should I stand?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I know all the rules and the red tape for this sort of thing, but the fact is that most of the evidence is missing. 
 Response 1: I don't want to share my blocks. I want to keep my blocks. 
 Response 2: Oh, please don't tell me it was the office supplies.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We can see you, sir. You're the real manager of the pet store. 
 Response 1: It's a booth, you step into it. It's not like a table with a fucking tablecloth thrown over it that says "crafts." 
 Response 2: He's an African Gray Parrot.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You've listened to every single MP3 I brought. Every single thing. And NASA said they're not sending any more. 
 Response 1: I think it's just so hot here in Savannah, Georgia, that I don't know myself. 
 Response 2: This isn't about what I listen to to. What might our guests enjoy listening to. We've listened to everything, sure, but they haven't. What do they have over on base one? I don't know what they listen to there.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Excuse me, what's taking so long? I want to ride the ride. 
 Response 1: He doesn't have a ticket again. This happens every Sunday. 
 Response 2: He'll take you to your table. Show 'em how it's done, Bob. Here's your moment to shine.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My sister believes in me, so she decided to let me do this on my own. 
 Response 1: My family booked them together. Whenever someone dies they look around and they're like "which one of you bitches is still single, it's time to have a celebration?" 
 Response 2: Well, if Crystal Light believes in you, then I believe in Dark Crystal, too.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, you work for the CIA? I've never known anyone that works for the CIA. 
 Response 1: Yes, I work for them. I'm an agent in Florida, where I work with dolphins. 
 Response 2: Yes, you're always going off about modern things. You refuse to eat leftovers.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I think your wife's not going to make it after all. 
 Response 1: Yes, it was.  It was like it had been heated and then frozen. 
 Response 2: How could she not make it? She comes to all my shows. She's my biggest fan.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, that's the end of the Civil War and, Marla, it looks like you're about to give births. So open up. 
 Response 1: You have to sacrifice your entire family. 
 Response 2: Oh, Landsakes, I can't believe it's finally happening to me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I do that procedure where you knock teeth out with a little hammer. 
 Response 1: It's an old expression from the old country. 
 Response 2: I think they call that Barberism.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Will our nipples be erect all the time in heaven? 
 Response 1: Yes, and you can run your fingers over them as you enjoy your ice cream in heaven. 
 Response 2: American Football. I call it by its proper name.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is this your first time at a science fair, Heidi? 
 Response 1: Very well. I'm watching, you Bob. 
 Response 2: No, I've done many science fairs before back in Deutschland and also at the home of my husband, Seal.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Rick, you know this school is very prestigious and you must wow us in order to be accepted. Only the best from all the galaxies attend this shul. 
 Response 1: Yes, we're at the end of our fourth lives. I've been trying too escape that cursed place for the past four lives. 
 Response 2: I'd be the first in my generation to attend an institute of higher learning and that's why I'm here today to do this monologue that I wrote in my spaceship on the way here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Those nine girls being your nieces is complicated.  
 Response 1: You know what's complicated? Their hair. 
 Response 2: Please call me Pinky.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is my partner, Officer Puffins. 
 Response 1: I could see how you say that, since I asked about continental lunch. 
 Response 2: Hey, how's it going? Don't make fun of my name, alright? My brother created those cereals.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I noticed you're holding what looks like a relay baton. Is someone going to come and take your place? And you're waving that relay baton at me very threateningly. 
 Response 1: At 50 minutes we leave the door open for the next - what did you say? Yes. It is a baton. Yes, there is somebody coming. 
 Response 2: I think that's from being hammered by this man.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We all came in here and lost the ticket to our cars. He's never let us leave. We invented Wikipedia because we were fucking bored. 
 Response 1: So, we all have our own separate stories of how we came to be here? 
 Response 2: The laws I passed? Excuse me, I've got to get to city hall to look at my papers.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Now, you know that was a bad idea, Pip. 
 Response 1: I was a National Honor Society color wearer, and here I am. Advertising cars with my hands. 
 Response 2: How do I know, since I never got to do it? In my mind, it's still a very good idea.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Are you two doctors? Is this why you're in my room? 
 Response 1: We're not doctors. Not quite. I took a semester. 
 Response 2: Did you also put my change of address at the DMV?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: If only that one word wasn't burnt, I could have better understood the poem. 
 Response 1: Great, we've got time to practice just one song. 
 Response 2: We wish you luck in your quest, but we just want to go back into the darkness and watch TV.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Is that really how it works? The regular cast doesn't even know their lines? 
 Response 1: Yep, every night we just wing it. So far, so good, but you never know when it's going to come to a crashing halt. 
 Response 2: Oh, Janice. I'm afraid I've been a dirty dog.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The Jersey Shore Book of Shadows is one of those breathing books. 
 Response 1: Steve Dons. I was behind the chair at the first meeting. 
 Response 2: Oh, my God, it's got horrible breath. I wonder if there's a way you can make it stop.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It just seems like everyone in my life has forgotten my birthday today. Including me. 
 Response 1: You are. No one likes you. You're a bully and a cheat. 
 Response 2: That's why I send those post cards every year, to remind you. Everyone loves to get a postcard.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You should probably quit smoking. That's one of the reasons, also, that your daughter wanted a new daddy. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I was smoking like a chimney and that was really bugging her lungs. 
 Response 2: I am my child's church.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Juan, I feel like we're losing customers left and right. 
 Response 1: Well, maybe we should ask the patient why. 
 Response 2: I mean, that's fine with me. I said I was going to leave already.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're wasting the peaches and bullets. 
 Response 1: Claptrap can't do nothing right. I can't do nothing right, can I? My whole life all I tried to do was do right. And I can't do nothing right. 
 Response 2: Oh, Trumpet Davis, you're so amazing.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sasha, is this the time for me to try maple-cocaine paste? 
 Response 1: Well, I mean, if we're not running away together, why not? 
 Response 2: We're coming. We're going to make a canoe out of it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Rudy, this show is going terrible. It's getting very dirty. 
 Response 1: What a philosophical little child. 
 Response 2: Yes, I feel like I should get back out there with my list.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I clean a lot. I'm a clean person. You don't have to come in and check my apartment if you rent to me. 
 Response 1: I was asking if I could use an Amex and then I believe he said "Fuck off." It's a platinum. 
 Response 2: You're a very clean person. You have beautiful nails and nail beds. Your face is shining like the sun, but not in a greasy way. In a way lit from within. You have beautiful translucent skin. I see your veins but I don't mind it. You're like a statue come to life.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I got you a kiss kit because you're terrible at kissing me. Your mouth slides all over my face and it grosses me out. 
 Response 1: Granted, I wasn't paying attention to what was going on, but you clearly made him do it. 
 Response 2: As his twin sister, he consults me in all matters sexual. So, I decided he should order a kit for you to help you out.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Alec, Sulu updated her Facebook profile. 
 Response 1: That's cool. Hey, looks like Sulu's drowning. 
 Response 2: Missy is the owner and my supervisor.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey man, Buffett's here. 
 Response 1: Mr. Buffett, Jimmy. Please, right this way. Have a seat. 
 Response 2: That wasn't the arrangement. I've already said too much.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Are you kicking me out because I don't have anything interesting about my haircut or the way I dress? Sorry I don't dress like you, dad. I'm sorry I'm not unique or sartorial. 
 Response 1: Well, look, this isn't making me change my mind on not wanting you around anymore. 
 Response 2: Oh, well, for what? For me being an idiot? For me not knowing stuff? For me not knowing deep cuts of country? Why are you sorry for what I did?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I just thought I should go to coach's funeral, and I thought what's the least amount of money I can spend on an outfit and I decided to come here. 
 Response 1: Oh, boy. I've got to keep looking for these parrots. I almost forgot. 
 Response 2: That's what I did. I actually ended up buying three shirts.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yes, yes. We do worship Satan here, so that's let me just clear that up right now. 
 Response 1: Oh, all the guys in this cast are queens. 
 Response 2: You have just settled a bet for me. Thank you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, where is the manager of the stadium, the commissioner of the league? 
 Response 1: Yeah, they do. They are good kids and there's quite an age gap. 
 Response 2: Skip, the health inspector is asking for you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That counting that you hear from outside might be my kids. 
 Response 1: Oh, the kids are across the street at the ice cream shop. 
 Response 2: Can they not count? They don't seem to know if it should be counting up or counting down.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Normally what we would do is clap you in irons and throw you in French jail and you'd never see the light of day. But we have a problem underneath the Eiffel Tower. If you were to break up these pickpocket gangs, I could probably forget that you murdered a man and also gave me his steaming hot kidneys. 
 Response 1: You know, if he doesn't take you up on that offer, I will. I mean, I just overheard what you were talking about. 
 Response 2: She's alright, I gotta tell ya. She's got a great back hand.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I played a lot of memorable games here and so I haunt this place to this day. 
 Response 1: Why, do you have unfinished business here at the Forum? 
 Response 2: Now listen, you son of a bitch, I know you're going to be playing this part.  You better study it like a mother fucker.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Guys, I understand we have the classic pole, so we slid down when we here there's a fire. We have no way of getting back up there. I looked all around. I started making chili up there. 
 Response 1: Just to be clear, you're going to seal the top of the chimney. You're going to light a fire. And so you're going to burn me alive and smoke me at the same time. 
 Response 2: You left the stove on? That's not safe.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Look how much she likes you. 
 Response 1: I just download that app. I haven't used it yet, though. 
 Response 2: I'm gonna go get the camera. This is so special.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh my god, what's over your shoulder? It looks just like you. 
 Response 1: It's my twin brother Amos. 
 Response 2: OK, he didn't do it on purpose. I'm sure. Right, Nooky?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: KriKrag was very specifically racist. It was weird because he was in a mixed marriage. 
 Response 1: That's usually what happens. The thing you love about someone becomes the thing you hate after a long time. 
 Response 2: What about the anti-discrimination act?  You can't fire a guy just because he yells weird things down a toilet.
Output: Response 1