niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: Listen, I do want to go home but I don't know why. Everyone goes home to their wives and I've just been staying at work late. Haven't been going home. 
 Response 1: Well, that's weird. I mean, you go home to your wife for companionship, maybe a meal of some kind. I mean, and sex. 
 Response 2: It's Janet, and stop looking at her like that, Mr. President.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Kids, I'm really sorry that this whole thing has gone horribly awry. 
 Response 1: Well, that's the comics game. What are you going to do? 
 Response 2: Oh, yeah. Ever since I was a kid, my parents would physically tell me to face a corner every time something risque was happening.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm going to go back to my dug out canoe that I just turned upside down and sleep in most nights. 
 Response 1: Yeah, why don't you do that while I'm on my way to rehearsals? 
 Response 2: Well, once upon a time, I thought the same thing, but now I don't know anymore, Crocodile.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Briff just nominated me back into the role of Juliet!  Hah! 
 Response 1: I didn't know it was her.  I thought it was just a minx stole with a cool voice. 
 Response 2: Oh sure yeah yeah yeah in our gigantically long bed.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sandra, are you in fact from New York City in addition to being a talking chicken?? 
 Response 1: I remember when you told me that people who move in together and kiss all the time didn't have to be in love. 
 Response 2: Well, that's where I got my law degree. Colombus.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Lorielle, you're coffee is ready to be picked up at the counter. 
 Response 1: Thank you, my dear. May I also get one of those biscottis? 
 Response 2: I feel like I don't know how to relate to people, so I watch what they do and when I get to know their interests, I'll buy them a poster or something.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I have a curse set on me by a Gypsie and she said my life would be meatier and I don't know what that means. I'm saying a lot of things that I'm afraid of. I don't know what's going to happen. I still love you, Betsy. 
 Response 1: That's right. I'm from hell. 
 Response 2: You have a Gypsie curse on you? Wow, this sounds pretty cool and unpretentious.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Look at them down there on Earth. It seems strange to think that the planet contains so many different people. 
 Response 1: I mean, my daughter wasn't even chosen to be the one to get hurt, but she offered herself as a tribute. 
 Response 2: Yes, so much bitterness.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Did you feel that? 
 Response 1: Do we pay extra to have the GPS in the car without ripping it out? 
 Response 2: Yes, it was a temporal disturbance. I felt it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I was watching Bletchley Circle last night. It's streaming on Netflix. 
 Response 1: Well, you can watch that anytime. The special on the high school football team the Falconers was appointment television. 
 Response 2: That's right. I kept my freak flag furled.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Marcie, knowing that you're 80 years old, it seems like pretty late in life to start over after divorce. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I was hesitant, but I want to be best friends with my daughter. 
 Response 2: See, this is why I never got married in the first place.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Fraufrick. Listen, I tell you what. If you gave us that book, the novelization of Exile on Main Street signed by former representative Barney Frank I think we could probably call it even. 
 Response 1: And then we can call your parents to come get you. 
 Response 2: I can hear them right now, yeah.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Old lady, what kind off greeting is that? I don't trust this person at all. 
 Response 1: Sorry, this is Evan. He's an only child. Therefore he has no sense of others. 
 Response 2: Apparently, even after they fall in love with you, you have to continue to be a terrible person or else they leave you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I felt like she wanted to be taken out of her misery. 
 Response 1: Right. I can tell you that he's disguised as Mary, my make-up lady, who is also disguised as various things. She's got a gorilla mask on and a Superman costume. 
 Response 2: We are satanists though. Misery is our lifeblood.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You said you were going to the mall, why aren't you leaving? 
 Response 1: Oh, my back foot is really trying. 
 Response 2: Well, there was a lot of emotion in her devotion. I don't see a problem with it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I mean, can you fault someone for wanting to rape you? You know, as long as you don't act on it. 
 Response 1: No, honestly, I can't. As much as I try - you can't. You can't even prove he really wanted to. 
 Response 2: Of course, young lady. What size do you take?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Am I even going to go through puberty? How does this work? I wasn't prepped for this. 
 Response 1: None of us were prepped for this, Sven. 
 Response 2: We're cool as long as nothing gets in the way of my self preservation.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Don't call the cops about the body. We'd just like to keep it in house. 
 Response 1: I don't want to hear your whole life story. 
 Response 2: Whoa, I saw a forensic files, where this happened.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Just wait until you get home and you get really sick. 
 Response 1: Is the food here bad? 
 Response 2: That's what it would take for a woman like you, who looks like an angel with her wings cut off.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Look, there's my thumb. There it's not. 
 Response 1: I'm a horrible scientific accident, but I'm turning lemons into lemonade! 
 Response 2: That's a trick you do for little kids or drunk people and it almost works too.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I've got to say, I was a little offended by the dress code. 
 Response 1: I've got no problem with that plan. It will be my pleasure. 
 Response 2: Yeah, what's up with that?  They said to come dressed in an all-crab costume.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He seems confused by his own pockets. 
 Response 1: Oh look, he dropped money. 
 Response 2: Just bash your head through the window. Come on.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We want to say good-bye to a departing member of our staff, who is the little baby, Molly who has been inhabiting the body of Donna our Executive Producer. 
 Response 1: Yeah, man cool limps. Who wouldn't want one. Maybe I can have you shoot my calf. 
 Response 2: Yeah, and I want to say Good-night and let's take a nap!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It has always been my dream to convert chefs into scientists. 
 Response 1: That's why you kept making us dress up in lab coats! 
 Response 2: Just now? I thought we just came out of the choppy water.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Aberleen, are you in enjoying yourself at this play? I'm having mixed emotions. 
 Response 1: OK. Thank you. I would love to wear those canvas shoes. 
 Response 2: I'm worried about the baby, Paul.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mr. churro man, do you know the lady? 
 Response 1: Are you doing some sort of investigation right now? 
 Response 2: My God, that's all they did.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I want you to think of bagging groceries as playing Tetris. Playing Tetris with the food and the cleaning supplies and the tools. Here's an item: eggs. Does it go on the bottom? 
 Response 1: I've going to say bottom. My mom told me to be aggressive when bagging. 
 Response 2: Is it more votes, Mr. Mayor?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hello, sir, welcome to DM Sliders' Bike Shop. 
 Response 1: Welcome nice and proper from you. I'd like to buy a bike or two. 
 Response 2: We really should have made a more thorough contract. I apologize.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Patty LaPone has brought in an oil painting. It's not even a photo. 
 Response 1: Yeah, that's why I'm here. Wait, you know about the robots? 
 Response 2: We should hold onto it. If she forgets about it, maybe it will be worth something in 22 years.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Look it's splashing onto the cows. 
 Response 1: Oh at least they seem to be enjoying it, look at them dance! 
 Response 2: That's right. I kept my freak flag furled.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is there a problem, officer? 
 Response 1: You got the sugar? 
 Response 2: Well, your wives and family outside asked me to come in and check on you. To be honest I feel not respected as an officer of the law that I am playing messenger right now.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm sorry, sir. But, the audience all has to go home. We all have plans. 
 Response 1: OK. Well, go on. Have a safe drive. 
 Response 2: They're Macintosh apples. If they were Pink Ladies or Gala, I'd say you were missing out.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: She needs her cigarette. She'll be just fine. Eat this cigarette. Wrap your tits around your neck and let's go out there. 
 Response 1: She's 172 years old. Why is she still working at The Price is Right? 
 Response 2: You know I don't like when they eat ice cream. It makes them fat.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, you know, master, the prophecy has foretold that he will eventually turn against you. 
 Response 1: Yes, I hate the prophecy.  Wait, it says he will turn against me, but it doesn't say anything about why.  What if we prevent him from meeting his actual birth parents? 
 Response 2: I did too. Why would you have a rope if you didn't hang yourself?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, sure. You're busy talking with other people. 
 Response 1: Well, that's a very natural feeling, to be jealous of everyone you'r father speaks to. Because your father doesn't make very much time for you, I'm sure, and you're just hanging around in your bedroom looking down the road, waiting for him to show up to pat you on the head before you go to bed. And when he does, he shows up with all his friends and barely even looks at you. 
 Response 2: Alright, a lady's got a right to stand on the corner.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Let's grab this body put it on the gurney. Excuse me, ma'am, can you please move? We're trying to take this body out. 
 Response 1: For a nominal fee, I can take the body in my Toyota Prius. 
 Response 2: Yeah, you're in what we call a pear relationship. You know, it started great at the top and then got big and heavy at the bottom. All right, so you need to minimize that heaviness, all right? You need to just maybe slim it down, OK? Do you hear what I'm saying to you?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You guys are going to want to take a moment and say a few words to your poster before I put it in the recycling bin. 
 Response 1: Could you please mash down the stuff that's already in the recycling bin, so that the lid closes all the way and I don't have to see the poster sticking out? 
 Response 2: I'm smashing your knee right now and there's no response.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So, I'm afraid that Rita might come after the rest of us because, you know, once she realizes it's fine out here - which, I knew it would be by the way. I'm sorry I misled you. 
 Response 1: You told us the zombies would be here for more than a year and a half and that we should use the full two years of the panic room. What's the matter, are you some kind of lonely weirdo who can't make friends and tried to create a zombie apocalypse to get strangers into his home? 
 Response 2: You're right. I love everything about you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Does anyone know what it feels like to be on crack versus to smoke hair? Just so we know. 
 Response 1: Let me tell you something, you rich, spoiled millionaire sports guy, I rented out this tea shop for a private tea experience and this is my time. 
 Response 2: I know what it feels like to smoke hair. So I'll know if it's just hair.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Is it worth $50 to you to get your laundry done? Opportunity costs. 
 Response 1: At this point, yeah, it is. I really have to get my laundry done. 
 Response 2: It's an olive oil based sauce?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Dearly beloved, Garrison Kheeler is here. 
 Response 1: I didn't know it was her.  I thought it was just a minx stole with a cool voice. 
 Response 2: Thank you for the intro Prince. Now, what I'd like to do is just talk you all to sleep and then Prince, the Governor and I are going to root through your home and take whatever we deem valuable.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Roger, we have to be honest with you. We're going through a bit of a hard time right now. Don was just fired. 
 Response 1: From a restaurant. This restaurant. 
 Response 2: I know. You're really good at that. Sometimes it doesn't make any sense. I don't know why you gave me all of these Yoplait yogurt posters.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mom, you're leaning on my volcano. Please be careful. 
 Response 1: Well you know we're building a tiny house. Everybody does. 
 Response 2: I can't tell what in this house is a leaning volcano and what isn't.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Thank you. I'm keeping this glasses-shucker here to listen to us because I like when people watch what I do. It makes me feel important. 
 Response 1: We prefer to call ourselves sales associates. I don't shuck things, it's not corn. It's glasses. 
 Response 2: Denise, I understand. But, these kiss kits are helping so many people all over the world.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Why are you giving us such a narrow range of temperatures? Highs in the 36's? 
 Response 1: Excuse me, I went to school for six months for this, OK? It cost me $30,000. I had to take out a loan. I sold my eggs four times. 
 Response 2: In my defense, he said "get her". It set me off. I saw red.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey, if you ever run into my son down here, I want you to do him right. Tell him to eat a heart. 
 Response 1: Crack a window? I'd like to see you sit in a car with no A/C and the window cracked. 
 Response 2: You're telling me that you have a lady at home alone? See ya later!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mr. Cruthers jumped off of the tower. 
 Response 1: Oh, no, Cruthers! That's a very high tower. 
 Response 2: You expect me to take this hat off. Hold on a second.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's tasteless! 
 Response 1: Everyone settle down. That was years ago. It's fine now. 
 Response 2: It's paper for wiping, like the Puffs Plus.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I cannot operate because this is my long lost son. 
 Response 1: It's me, Roger. 
 Response 2: That's right.  I have many elements.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, we like things done differently. Sometimes I eat my soup without a spoon. 
 Response 1: He will. He'll do it and I'll invite the neighbors over and we'll pretend it's TV. 
 Response 2: Looking back on it, I think a lot of those people trusted me because I introduced myself as Doctor and wore a lab coat and stethoscope.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm just pushing along. I'm just going to stand here and hold myself up on the counter until I fall over. 
 Response 1: Grandma, the counter's bending because of how much pressure you're putting on it. 
 Response 2: It's Pirate's Booty, the popcorn snack.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hold on Jared and Joseph, you've disrupted this science fair and Linda's presenting her experiment and OK, yeah, I guess in order to show that the experiment works, we can take two students and put them in here and see what happens. 
 Response 1: Well, Heidi, it's a classic fold by Mrs. White. She almost took control of the situation as an adult supervising science fair, but then she let herself be bowled over by 2 kids. 
 Response 2: You looking for a dad? I miss my son.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You have another blonde mustache on your chest? 
 Response 1: Do I have multiple pockets? I like to carry many kinds of cheese with me. 
 Response 2: Yes, but I have to bleach it myself. No one will do it for me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't know if you deserve this poem, Mr. Brown after what you did to those kids. In a household that gives a lot of compliments, you sure give a lot of mean words. 
 Response 1: It's not our fault. They went to Van Nuys in the back of a pickup truck. 
 Response 2: Wow, Charisma's reading my poem so well. It sounds better when it is read out loud.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I thought I'd leave work early so we could have sex. 
 Response 1: Probably the blacks. 
 Response 2: That's new. You don't usually show me affection.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We joked around a lot on the set of the movie The Net. 
 Response 1: Lot of jokes in that movie, even though it's a very sad story. 
 Response 2: Oh, all the guys in this cast are queens.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You know what? I regret poisoning your wife all those years ago. 
 Response 1: I regret finding this information out right now. 
 Response 2: I wish you wouldn't call me that.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I notice that you've been draining my underground lake. This lake has been in my LaCroix family for years. 
 Response 1: It spread all the way out here to the Indian Reservation, huh? It was a local story. Didn't know it would be such a big deal. 
 Response 2: Why are you saying LaCroix? What does that mean?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Kids, I had to run away in the night, leaving everything behind. 
 Response 1: We left Baltimore to find something new. Maybe that new thing is death. Do you want to give it a try with me? 
 Response 2: You're just like those parrots, Mr. Brown.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, if you cared enough to be with him while he tried to read me a bedtime story, you would have known. 
 Response 1: It is, isn't it? It's like you're having a baby yourself. 
 Response 2: It's true. Really, our daughter was teaching me to read.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You know what I would choose to play if I win? Happy Birthday. To really stick it to Mildred and Benny Hill. 
 Response 1: You're so gross, Tracy. 
 Response 2: How's that going to stick it to them, to send them a check? Don't you think they're going to get paid?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I lied. I said there were a great many Blockbusters. 
 Response 1: What else is different from the world that you're hiding from us? We only get news from you. 
 Response 2: Right here in Fallsburg?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, I'll munch up on that. Thank you. 
 Response 1: Fancy champagne? I will have to say oui, merci. 
 Response 2: Hey, not my fortune! You ate my fortune.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What do you kids do at home when saying good bye to each other? Do you kiss on the mouth or not? 
 Response 1: Get him! You should use your hoof hand. 
 Response 2: We shake hands at home. It's just a normal handshake.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Of course they're puppet sized sleeping bags. I'm a puppet. What do you think I sleep in? 
 Response 1: I understand you're a puppet and you have a puppet sized sleeping bag. But why do you have so many puppet sized sleeping bags? 
 Response 2: It's me, give me a holler. I'm Diddy Kong, I'm Donkey Kong but smaller.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Okay, well, unless you have a ticket we can't you into the game. 
 Response 1: Well, look. I'm willing to go in here without pay. 
 Response 2: It's our future, Fantastic Sam. It's a kid doing a stand up set.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Melissa, I'm not asking you to be a professional. I'm just asking if this looks OK. 
 Response 1: It looks good. It fits you. You're very blue. It's all very navy colored and I think that was the color they wore. 
 Response 2: Yes, it was.  It was like it had been heated and then frozen.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yo, Salvatore, you was the shit on Jeopardy. You really was. 
 Response 1: Yeah, hi Lilith. I didn't know you were still here. 
 Response 2: Wow, a fan. You have TV in this tree house?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah, Quadge is Massapequin for literally two steps ahead. 
 Response 1: Man, I wish you'd stop rubbing your Massapequin heritage in my face all the time! 
 Response 2: The whole point I go there is it's the best source of human bones. There's no need for the humans bones to go to waste. Why should those people have died in vain?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That's right. I remember I had a friend who was a ladle. Another friend was an egg timer. 
 Response 1: Chaz, this may sound horrible to say in wedding vows, but I kind of spaced out there for a moment and I missed some of the stuff you said, but I love you, too, and I promise, I'll listen closer in the future, and I wish that I had taken the time to write out my vows. 
 Response 2: One of your friends was just one of those trays that hold silverware.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's good to see you!  What've you been up to? 
 Response 1: Aren't we all related through Adam and Eve? 
 Response 2: Uh, well, I was sleeping, uh, most recently, and then you guys opened the lid and then it was like a rude awakening for me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Phil, look by the riverbank. See that gator? He's like, gesturing to us with his head. 
 Response 1: Is that why there are these skeletons and chains all over? 
 Response 2: I don't want us going anywhere near this gator. We're not going in and sleeping and swimming and doing god know's what with this gator. We're going to deal with the luggage trunks.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Listen Mary, Chuck doesn't know he's been replaced by a robotic camera. Mostly, he's just been holding my phone during the broadcast. 
 Response 1: I've noticed that. Is that why he's been pressing on it? 
 Response 2: Well, I accept that. I say thank you. And then I am glue, and your words don't stick to me. Wait.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We don't have any money for you, sorry. Just passing through. 
 Response 1: I recognize you, you're that guy from the billboard. You're the guy who holds the cake. 
 Response 2: OK. Well, that's your business. Let's not get into that right now. You need to sing a song for Miss Cynthia.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It is in an insult to the church and to a woman.? 
 Response 1: Yeah, we are both good Catholics.  We both served in the Swiss Guard for many years before we bought this super yacht. 
 Response 2: She wanted it from Joe's Crab Shack and I told her it's her birthday, she can have it from wherever she wants.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Wait, this guy's from Brazil, but he thinks you're a Brazilian princess? 
 Response 1: These guys are dumb like that. 
 Response 2: I know and I love it. Twenty percent of the time.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There's this really awesome band called the Rabbit Hares and they love mixing all the styles. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I feel you had a real hoppy spunkyness about yourself. So I was like, you remind me of a rabbit. 
 Response 2: Mostly swing and ska.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Does that ever cause problems? You never fully fall asleep and you walk around in a circle with one eye open. 
 Response 1: Yeah, on planes. I'm always getting yelled at by the stewards. 
 Response 2: Right, when I woke up, I meditated and I did my affirmations. I didn't watch TV.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You know, I want to get ahead in this business so I'll do whatever you say. 
 Response 1: Yeah, that's right you will, Art. 
 Response 2: In America, you can be whatever you want. Dream big!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Why are you saying no? I haven't even touched you yet. 
 Response 1: I'm sorry. I'm just thinking of something. I have to go lay down. I've got one of my headaches. 
 Response 2: Oh, we'll take it. You should get it, Lucious. It's a Chamberlain yo-yo.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Seriously, you could use a haircut. 
 Response 1: Probably could use a shave, too. I don't look too young for someone trying to play a five year old. 
 Response 2: He left town. He didn't want to help out in the family business. He thought he didn't have any sense of his culture or roots and he went to China.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We haven't mapped the new drain out yet, kid. We don't know what might be in there. 
 Response 1: I might need some of these things. Anything could happen between here and there. 
 Response 2: What could go wrong? You turn and you go and you find yourself there.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This is Carolyn, who is human. 
 Response 1: You're supposed to go in there, quickly use the bathroom, and come out. 
 Response 2: That's what the brochure said. From the agency.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What do you mean, I can't leave the parking garage? You have my car. 
 Response 1: William, as a surprise for your birthday we put in some songs and you're not going to know which one it is until you get up there. 
 Response 2: Yeah, we're keeping it until you get your ticket.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Why do you think your marriage has been on a decline since the marriage? 
 Response 1: Yeah. We're kind of hypocrites though because we have that other terrible secret. 
 Response 2: Well, I don't think I really wanted to be married. I think I just wanted to have a wedding. Maybe I should have just done that, found a gal who just wanted to have a wedding just like me, and we just did the wedding and then went out separate ways afterwards.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This pudding is called Budino. You're going to eat it. 
 Response 1: To be fair, Nelson, the bathroom is in the back. 
 Response 2: I want a new nanny.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You know, it's funny. I grew up in Naval Base and they always thought it was Tine. 
 Response 1: Naval Base, Indiana? That's where my wife went to school. 
 Response 2: You know, our kitchen staff really gets into it. They love working here. There's a lot of enthusiasm back there.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What if Lou were to go out as you and talk to the janitors. That way, they think they're talking to Ryan Seacrest. 
 Response 1: We'll write you from Russia. 
 Response 2: Really quickly, put some make up over the giant scar on my face before I go out there.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's a small bag. There are two cats. 
 Response 1: Just like a surf and turf. 
 Response 2: Hey, that's enough cats to move a bag. Do they get anything to eat in there?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's on me too. I'm not good with dates and remembering things. 
 Response 1: Missy is the owner and my supervisor. 
 Response 2: It's not like we've left you at a park or anything.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, I can steam a potato at home! 
 Response 1: Oh, yeah. They look like a rough bunch.  Here, give them some cookies. 
 Response 2: We came to this theater to eat exotic foods and, admittedly, large quantities of roast beef.  Roast beef is a staple of our diet.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Evelyn, do you have your eye on any gentleman here at Sport Club? 
 Response 1: That's sounds really great, Daniel. I'll be happy when this is over. 
 Response 2: Any Orzaball will do, but this one's very close and somewhat good looking.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I believe in you I think you should run for dueling president. 
 Response 1: No one is doubting that. Obviously, celebrities are better and we all look up to them. 
 Response 2: Are you serious that sounds amazing if I run then you are going to be my VP.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, I'm thinking that the probability that that might happen is probably the same amount as the probability that got us stranded under here anyway. So let's do it, huh? 
 Response 1: Sulu makes a lot of sense. 
 Response 2: Right. I can tell you that he's disguised as Mary, my make-up lady, who is also disguised as various things. She's got a gorilla mask on and a Superman costume.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: He's an asshole. No, no, he is. You can say it. 
 Response 1: But, yeah, I apologize. So that makes it OK. 
 Response 2: That's fine, look, you can keep your pants on. I'm giving you special privileges.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, I was gonna pick out something, but it turns out all the jewelry here's cursed, baby. 
 Response 1: But baby, we're getting married in an hour and a half. 
 Response 2: It's two pages of dialogue and half a page of legal disclaimers.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yeah, you have really weird breath. I can't totally place it. 
 Response 1: It's Pirate's Booty, the popcorn snack. 
 Response 2: Right and I'm just confirming that we shouldn't do it again.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yes, in the story. He's got the manatee saying "You're delusional." Essentially. ? 
 Response 1: Yes, but he doesn't seem to be taking that in as Ronnie. Only as Darlene. 
 Response 2: That's right you have been doing them like that since you were eleven!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Which K-pop group do you like the most? 
 Response 1: God damn it, Shannon. 
 Response 2: Oh, yeah. I love K-pop, as in Kansas Pop.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Everyone backup. I'm about to do a push kick and then a back move and a dance. 
 Response 1: It's true. If you put me in the shade, then I have nerves a plenty. 
 Response 2: It's gonna look real cool, but then your face is gonna bleed.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Bonjorno, Prince Apasia. It is me, Roberto Munini. Please help me shine my Oscar. 
 Response 1: In the future they do. It's a very thick newspaper. 
 Response 2: Hi, I'm Getcha Bemy. And I'm just a lady who likes to get it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Ms. Sapsworth, I don't want to take off my skivvies. There's something under there I'm too ashamed to show. It's a little demon man. He lives in here. 
 Response 1: It's true. It won't hold up your pants, but it is a button that you can adorn your clothing with. 
 Response 2: Well, I think I've got time for another exorcism. How about you?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: OK, so what I'm getting from this, is there was a big protest about this new law? 
 Response 1: And you brought in a bunch of archers and shot everyone who disagreed with you. 
 Response 2: I'm always here for you and I'll be on Facebook if you need me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Girls, let me ask you a question. What's it to be? Am I to keep your credit cards, or are you going to keep them because you don't trust me? 
 Response 1: Absolutely, let me get my quill out. 
 Response 2: How about this. Why don't we take the credit cards back, and you can come live with us?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I have so many experiences on any given day. I ride the bus a lot. 
 Response 1: Wow, you really are perfect for this job. Just make sure not to tell anybody because then you'll die in like ten minutes like I am right now. 
 Response 2: I'm not suggesting that you do, ma'am. I'm just saying that even though there is not a person named Kay who works here, we're happy to assist you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Look at my pictures. That's Thomas Edison, right? 
 Response 1: The carpet is red because it's the blood of the masses that they're walking on. 
 Response 2: That looks like another devil.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We need hats, there's gotta be hats for the penguin show. 
 Response 1: Guys, this is a bogus errand. I'll take care of all of this tomorrow. 
 Response 2: Oh, the bagel shop at 2nd and 12th? The bagel shop's still over here, still over here at 2nd and 12th. They took the sign away years ago.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Why are you so mad? I'm like five minutes late. 
 Response 1: Do you know what can happen in five minutes? We don't know what the traffic is going to be like here in the midwest. 
 Response 2: Sorry, just a flashback to the early 90's. I got an assignment from my boss, Bill Clinton.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I have got to get to the States. They have freedoms we have not even dreamed of here. 
 Response 1: Oh, I loved money. We were very similar. We were peas in a pod. 
 Response 2: That's right. You gotta do you, girl. Go to America and make us proud.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Your majesty, please forgive me for trying to get you to buy a ticket to the blimp. 
 Response 1: Look, I was trying to go incognito, which is why I put on these fake ears. 
 Response 2: Well, she hasn't done it and, I mean, can you call her? Can you ask her to return the movies?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I didn't expect that to be a part of it, that the suit would look good. 
 Response 1: You're not getting this pen. Not from me. Not while I got spit in my mouth and air in my brain. 
 Response 2: I feel beautiful.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He lives over in Beauterville. You'd have to get in a car to get to his house. 
 Response 1: Well, can you imagine such a trick? If god wanted us to be in cars he'd a put wheels on us. 
 Response 2: Of course it does, Mr. Disney. You've been hit in the head with a brick several thousand times over the years.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey little lady, welcome to Beer Town. We're gonna throw beer in your face. 
 Response 1: And then we're gonna hit you in the head with balloons and make you wear a hat that says derogatory things about women. 
 Response 2: Yes, and I'll play a pregnant preteen, and I'll somehow make it a political statement.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, let me find out where Vlad is. You just stay right here in the cereal aisle. You don't move. 
 Response 1: Well, you can get your things together like I told you. We needed to leave the house at 5:22PM. 
 Response 2: I can't. My left side doesn't move anymore.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: How's you heart doing, Lisa? 
 Response 1: Oh, maybe there's another car I can hitch hike with instead of yours. 
 Response 2: It's fine. It's fine. Everything's going to be fine. My heart's not going to give me any problems if that's what you're thinking.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Janet, Mr. Commissioner, we just got the numbers from France, and they are huge. People are getting on planes by the dozens and they're coming over, and they are ready for the world's fair. 
 Response 1: I think you're right. It's been hard to watch it age. The poster can barely stay on the wall. 
 Response 2: Okay. I need you to get in touch with some hotels and make sure there are beds for bodies.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Rodney, do you think it's OK to give Tiptop my credit card? 
 Response 1: Well, my name is Dorothy and I'm a kid. So, I guess that means yes. 
 Response 2: I don't know. Did you hear Tiptop say he used to own a business?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I didn't rent Amile from here either. 
 Response 1: Yeah. My boss says I'm in to weird music and thought I might like these. He doesn't know me at all. 
 Response 2: Danielle, did you rent Amile or not? And now look me in the eye when you tell me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Those were my jagged little pills. 
 Response 1: I've got umm just this piece of string so can I brorrow the money from you? 
 Response 2: It's ironic, isn't it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: No kidding, you say it's your birthday? Let me go get Igor and Svetlana and Gregor. 
 Response 1: It's doing really good.  It's still attached.  Well, it's hanging by a thread, but through the Lord's will and grace, which is also a great television series, I still have a leg that's kind of on there.  Praise Jesus! 
 Response 2: It's my 98th birthday. I eat yogurt every day. I was on television commercial.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This dating group is meant more that personality traits are opposite. 
 Response 1: I'm judging this. Sixteen years old, that's a very long time. Why would a daughter be in diapers until sixteen? 
 Response 2: Oh, well, I certainly think that this is good news. Opposite.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Wait. Why would you need to use a drill bit with a salad? 
 Response 1: I know, and now I got the other 64. 
 Response 2: You know, I'm shaking it up in the kitchen. In the bedroom and the kitchen, but I'm starting in the kitchen.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Wayne Lee, please, before I die, is the system guilty or innocent? 
 Response 1: Oh, Mr. Madison, he means well, but he keeps giving us things that we're not able to use. 
 Response 2: The system? They didn't do a great job of pinpointing this murderer.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Ah, shoot. The cream's in the back room. The back room bathroom. 
 Response 1: Please, it's just a cry for attention. All she wants is someone to ask what her day is and how her marriage is going. I just think we should ignore her. Don't play into her pity party. 
 Response 2: Don't worry about reading here. The Boy's Store is two stalls down.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey, sick base tan Terry. 
 Response 1: Don't pity my daddy. He works really hard. He's a man of his own means. 
 Response 2: Oh thanks. I love to lay out.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The veins on his balls kind of tell a story and look like a system of rivers. They are all flowing from mountains. 
 Response 1: But it did not talk. It just said s'es. 
 Response 2: Much like your ex-husbands face is sort of a map of the moon, this man's testicles sort of bring to mind this great nation's rivers.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mrs. Pearl, is that your first name or your last name? 
 Response 1: I understand that, but you're being a lot louder than quiet right now. You're being the exact opposite. You keep yelling at me. 
 Response 2: I go by one name. So, it's my first name and my last name. Miss Pearl.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Garold, what do you think of that Evelyn? She's quite a pistol, isn't she? 
 Response 1: She's alright, I gotta tell ya. She's got a great back hand. 
 Response 2: Yeah, most rebounds in NBA history. I'm going to be a Houston Rocket.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Night at the Museum is my grandson, Leonard's favorite movie. 
 Response 1: He sounds like a cool kid. I know that might not sound great coming from me. 
 Response 2: Everything. I'm hungry. I need shelter. I need you to love me. Such a needy child she was.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I want that pen! 
 Response 1: And you're a veteran. You were captured for a while. 
 Response 2: You're not getting this pen. Not from me. Not while I got spit in my mouth and air in my brain.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Madeline, we need to stop being a gym and start being a fun boutique school. 
 Response 1: Cindy, I'll pretend you didn't say that and I won't report you to the manager. 
 Response 2: I can see it. I can see 30 cute mismatched chairs and someone knitted covers for them by hand.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Popcorn gives Art heartburn. 
 Response 1: Well, we lost a lot of people with rogue wave. We're the lucky ones who made it into the whale belly. 
 Response 2: OK, but this isn't for eating. It's just for stringing around the tree. I thought we could have some festivities.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Here are the results of our latest conference. We have concluded that humans feel it's inappropriate for young men and young women to have sleepovers together at your age, so unfortunately we must say no to your request. 
 Response 1: I think it's not only strange, but it's serendipitous. 
 Response 2: Whoa, that's the first time you guys have said no to anything I've asked for.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, Dick.  Here's a newsflash.  We're cops, and we can do whatever we want. 
 Response 1: That's right.  Cincinnati PD, and you don't want us to take you to jail, because you'd never get out. 
 Response 2: Every year of my life, since I was a baby.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I wish you would stop asking about Chuck. You're married to me now. 
 Response 1: I just wanted to say sorry again. I really thought I had those coordinates all figured out. 
 Response 2: I know that, but he lives next door and the past is the past, but sometimes I just can't forget those nights we used to have together. Me and Chuck in the moonlight.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I know it's late, but the craft fair goes on until 6:00  pm. I can't leave here until 6:00 pm. 
 Response 1: I know. I just always have dinner ready at 4:30 pm and it's 4:45 pm, so I came over to the craft fair. 
 Response 2: Why is that lady twirling her mustache?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Do you mind if I move those Whopper boxes? 
 Response 1: You have to sacrifice your entire family. 
 Response 2: Well, since I have y'all in my car, I've been testing out a pilot of my podcast. WhopperMac, you know, testing to see which Whopper is better than a Bic Mac and which Big Mac is better than the Whopper. From different McDonald's and Burger Kings from around the country.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Did you ever find out where you parents went after they abandoned you? 
 Response 1: I know they're in Alaska, I just don't know which fishing village in Alaska. 
 Response 2: They're dilated, but it's from cocaine and maple syrup, not fear.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Look at them.  There's five ladies in five different outfits.? 
 Response 1: Technically, they're all the same character playing all different ages and different interpretations. 
 Response 2: So what. Trouble is my middle name.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Calm down everybody. I'm ready to turn myself in. I'll only do it if a loyal respectable family like yours brings back the mouth memories I had as a young kid. 
 Response 1: I just wanted to know if you're still good with your sobriety. That's what I was asking. 
 Response 2: Well, I respect mouth memories more than any other memory. In fact, I can't experience memories unless they're through my mouth.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So you don't do a lot of candy business at Blockbuster? 
 Response 1: Not anymore. We used to. 
 Response 2: Yeah, and they promise this to be a six-hour production.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There are a lot of "you knows" in this book. 
 Response 1: I'll just stare at the sign and try to remember not to leave. 
 Response 2: I agree but look there, the title is "you know you know that you know knows, you knows?". 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yes, we shall do this for Queen Suits. You know, Suits. King Harry and Queen Meghan's little daughter. They named her after a television program. 
 Response 1: I'd forgotten what a cultural phenom that show became. Everybody Loves Suits. 
 Response 2: Well, I mean, I think it's because, Stuart, you know, is growing up. He's maturing a bit. I think it's sweet.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've got the Blu-ray but my tape deck can't play it. 
 Response 1: I'm already drunk, so why not. 
 Response 2: Let me put it in my 4-track and see what happens. Thank god I have one of these.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, given I just saved my dad from being murdered by your dad, I actually am going to agree with that your dad is worse than my dad. You can come stay with us if you want. 
 Response 1: Well, that's up to you, Barbara. 
 Response 2: You know, honestly, that's a really nice offer, but I was thinking what if I just went in the cave. The mystic cave. I just love diamonds and I love dark spaces. Maybe I'll just live in the cave and be a creature.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yes, you're still fired. The parents are furious that their children turned into birds. 
 Response 1: That's right, thank you for summing that up again Billy Jr. 
 Response 2: Birds are cheaper and they don't have to send them to college.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, your work friends are the worst people. I don't like them. 
 Response 1: You know, I always thought it was cruel that your wife said you gotta make a choice. It's either you set up a hospital suite in her home for a dog who's gonna die anyway, or I leave. 
 Response 2: They're just blue color scum.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What about the sitter and the kid? 
 Response 1: Take them all, I say. 
 Response 2: So you're a regular glasses-wearer then.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We don't want to make Lauren feel like she was late. 
 Response 1: So, if she gets here and nobody is there, then she feels like she's early. 
 Response 2: We are not allowed to fly the flag or have the anthem, we only can have our own competition as people who have not been caught doping. Or at least couldn't be convicted in a court of law.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I added a 20% supply buffer to the spaceship as well. They're burning through this. Oxygen, food, everything they need to stay alive up there is almost gone. 
 Response 1: I think it's because one of them just won't shut up. When we test our astronauts we should test to see how lonely they are. 
 Response 2: I kept both of those movies and I despise them.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: He's not allowed to have them. He's allergic. 
 Response 1: I'm sorry, Groupon, I didn't realize you had a condition. 
 Response 2: Cynthia, that's not nice.  Now, Elizabeth's been through a lot.  She spent all her money flying to Paris to be your understudy.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I think maybe you're referring to the porno that you watch every night. 
 Response 1: Oh, shoot. You're right. I tend to get that mixed up with reality. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I think they were trying to take back that term.  Like, I am sterile.  You can't define me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Thank you for setting up this meeting with me. It's always been my dream to work in the CIA organization and I will take any kind of job you have available. 
 Response 1: Oh sure. I want to be up front with you. We're not looking for any agents at this time. But, we do have some humdrum jobs around the office that we could pull you in on. 
 Response 2: You knew his name five minutes ago.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I see four vets in the area. Which vet would you like? 
 Response 1: Well, I have an empty gas can.  I could really go for some gasoline.  You guys got anything like that? 
 Response 2: You see four vets? Where are we, Hawaii?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, when we died, we were on our way to pick up another couple and go on another double date. 
 Response 1: Oh, the triangle of rock. How Wrinkle Pants loved it when musicians stood in a triangle. 
 Response 2: Maybe if you went on a double date with us we'd be able to free your souls.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Can you lift the lid of the tank, so I can talk to you? 
 Response 1: I wish I could but my hands are numb. I had a novocaine accident at the dentist earlier. 
 Response 2: I can't follow Alfred. He's going to do the ham bone.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mr. Crock, what do we call the thing we put the apple pie in? 
 Response 1: That's right.  The old lady; you're playing Dracula's housekeeper. 
 Response 2: I call it what I want to call it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: All right, Terry, this is your last bowl of potato/tomato, okay? 
 Response 1: I'm just fresh out of office and I like to walk around saving lives because I just saw Batman Forever and I figured I can contribute to that conversation. 
 Response 2: Aww, I can't get enough. It's so good, Chef Pierre.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, if only if only I'd put you in that well, like I promised, but mother stopped me. 
 Response 1: You'll never get the chance.  Mother will always be here to save me. 
 Response 2: I guess so, I mean I also babysat my own sister.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Look, you know what, you guys can keep being mean and offending me based on my Christianity. It's fine. 
 Response 1: That's very Christian of you. 
 Response 2: We both sleep on the top bunk because the bottom bunk is too dangerous.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There's an acting teacher at my place always talking about fish. So I became a pescatarian. 
 Response 1: Pussies eat fish. Only pussies. I'm a man's man, I like my steak. 
 Response 2: Well, yeah. What do you want to do with the bagels?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You seem like a Jezebelle and  Jere put together. 
 Response 1: That's what my Mom said when I was born. 
 Response 2: That's right. They ain't even credit me on that video. And that's what I'm talking about. No more disrespect.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I just don't know what to pick. They have over ten items. 
 Response 1: Daniel, they love you. Don't be nervous. 
 Response 2: And they've made everything into a cake. Crab cake, clam cake, potato cake, oyster cake.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, I'm slicing the ham sensually with those of you at home (?). 
 Response 1: This is like Patrick Swayze manipulating clay. 
 Response 2: You did, I'm just a man with bathroom keys and nasty hands. I mean no harm.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Young Loretta Lynn told me these words about love. 
 Response 1: Well I thank you. I'm going to take them to heart. I will be honest with my wife about my failing memory. 
 Response 2: Wow, why am I leaving this bosom of a country. It's so warm. Why am I going to harsh, cruel, racist America?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That show really helped me learn English. Grammar. 
 Response 1: Yes, when that fancy fellow comes into town and he says "She is the sheriff?" and everybody else uses contractions. That's how I learned contractions. 
 Response 2: Not only that, everyone must like it in order for David to graduate.
Output: Response 1