niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: This place is, uh, spooky. We have to spend the night in it to get the inheritance? I don't know, this is terrifying. 
 Response 1: The only thing he does know is to not stop talking. 
 Response 2: I'm freaking out, but I need this money so bad.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hi Gross Tic Tac. You somehow got loose from the box and now you're covered with fuzz and stuff. 
 Response 1: I lost all my friends. I've been down here in the seam. 
 Response 2: Christmas is the one day that everyone puts aside their hatred and learns to love.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I am too. So I'll just put that on the schedule. After lunch, you and I will make love. 
 Response 1: Yeah, well, I'm a fake doctor, so I thought it was appropriate. 
 Response 2: You know, it's just part of being a housewife. Decorating and putting out. Sure, you might have these newfangled people that think they can be independent, but no.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, that let's me out, I guess. I can't believe I stood in this line for so long. 
 Response 1: Every week, Gladys. You do this every week. 
 Response 2: There were are. They're so heavy.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I laughed at John Wayne's funeral in the face of God. I'm pretty sure this curse is a curse of God on me. 
 Response 1: Oh, that's a lizard, you're thinking of or a fish. 
 Response 2: Craig, why would he curse all of us though? That seems unfair.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What song is that you're singing? Liberian girl? 
 Response 1: I know!  That woman is twisting that guy's head around like a doll! 
 Response 2: Yes. See, he knew what it was. I'm a natural at this ventriloquism.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I like to have some privacy every once in awhile, you know. 
 Response 1: Jeez, I could order some more thimbles for you. 
 Response 2: I understand that. Everyone needs a room of ones own.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Did you hear that Mr. Stanfield? 
 Response 1: That they are. They are made of metal and bird. 
 Response 2: Listen with your heart. Take those Airpods out of your ears.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, why would you promise not to say horse? We're at a stable. You can say horse. 
 Response 1: I make promises when I start jobs, that's how I am. 
 Response 2: Plus she's an alien.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What's the hold up? This session was supposed to start an hour ago. 
 Response 1: I hired a sitter. I have a hard out. 
 Response 2: We can tell the secret to the book and then it will be in the book and then no one will know it except us.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The Streets are down to just a guitarist and some vocals. 
 Response 1: That's right. They kind of just busk now. 
 Response 2: I see they have a bucket. It's a sundry bucket. There's crabs, and potatoes, and a crab or two. It's like a clam bake but in a restaurant.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm so scared. It's just so weird to be back out in the world after being trapped for a year. 
 Response 1: Yes, they come from the equestrian department on floor six. 
 Response 2: Yeah, something feels a little bit weird about this because I just met and I'm already helping you, but I heard so much about you so I'm sure it's fine.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Are you on the keto diet? 
 Response 1: When I'm dreaming, it's a sport though. You should see the professional boxers that I can knock out. 
 Response 2: I know what it is, but I don't believe in it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Did you throw dog food at this man's head? 
 Response 1: Well, isn't that a coincidence. Please allow me to allow you to leave now. 
 Response 2: Maybe, but if I did, it was provoked.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Don't worry, kid. I'm not a minator. 
 Response 1: I don't care. The High Council can penetrate itself. 
 Response 2: Thank God. You're just a creepy dude down in the storm drain.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm Jermaine. Look at my ear. 
 Response 1: Jermaine doesn't normally say that, he's always talking about his eyes. 
 Response 2: Oh, Curtis. You know I just love Loretta Lynn.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I guess we could have been selling rocking horses to sex people all the time and we didn't know. They didn't declare it like this lady did. 
 Response 1: That is true. We might have already crossed over to the dark side and didn't even know it. 
 Response 2: Well, I don't think it's cool for you to be at work after work ends.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We have a 'just divorced' button that we will very happily throw in on top of the coozie. 
 Response 1: These things take so many batteries. 
 Response 2: It's true. It won't hold up your pants, but it is a button that you can adorn your clothing with.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Now that I think about it, my life doesn't sound good. 
 Response 1: No. Hey, why don't you take a swig of that maple-cocaine syrup? It'll make you feel better. 
 Response 2: Yeah, it was like a human heart attack; they were jamming up the bloodwork of the weigh-in.  It turned into a free-for-all.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There's going to be times when you're tested on your job. I'm not going to lie to you. 
 Response 1: I'm so glad that I learned everything from you. Now I know what to look out for when I'm older. 
 Response 2: But, they're not allowed to touch us right?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hold on a second. You really believe jail doesn't exist? 
 Response 1: Do you have the rest of the Cavaliers, like all the adult professional players? 
 Response 2: We don't have a jail in this town, so if we've never seen one, it's not real.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you have to stand right in somebody's face when you talk to them? That's my son. 
 Response 1: You know what?  I did.  I did have a positive reaction to Denise's empathy, and I feel that if you guys think it's okay, who am I to say no?  I'm not a no'er.  I'm a yes'er. 
 Response 2: Yeah, you have really weird breath. I can't totally place it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: When you look in this mirror, you can see the devil's face. 
 Response 1: Yes, I can kind of see it over your shoulder. 
 Response 2: I'm in. Let's do it. It will really get me in the mindset of Aid Man.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yes. That's also my middle name. Crystal. Carl Crystal Slider. 
 Response 1: One day, after I'm gone, this bike shop's going to be called CC Sliders' Bike Shop instead of DM Sliders' Bike Shop. 
 Response 2: We will crush you. Soon, no American little tiny boy will be able to go on a soul quest once I acquire that invisible pen and sign all of the documents necessary to ensure that the third Reich lasts for 1,000 years.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, let me just rip off one of these plastic tubes we use to shove the mail up the vacuum system and we got our own little crack pipe. 
 Response 1: And, since we might be smoking you to death right now, is there anything you'd like us to tell the world about you. Or your siblings? 
 Response 2: Well, I have a raging heroin addiction, so it might just be you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yes, we said all sorts of things, didn't we. Didn't you say would run through snow in the Olympics? 
 Response 1: What do you say, Beth? One last stall together before we go our separate ways? 
 Response 2: Oh, yeah, but I was always intending to escape.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Have you guys started the coffee contest? 
 Response 1: I did. I drank so much coffee, I can hear my heart. 
 Response 2: Is it OK if I put a little gasoline in that?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That story was about we lost our arms, not about our mother's illness, so it didn't fit too prominently in that story. Doesn't mean there aren't stories. We got a lot of stories about mama. 
 Response 1: We do, there's the story of the time she ran out of gas and pushed the car up a hill. 
 Response 2: Yeah, or one of these thousands of people in the audience.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I can't believe that Claire's thing was bigger than my secret about a child that didn't know he was my son. I'm so glad that it worked out so well, darling. 
 Response 1: I hope that now this means we can limp together, side by side. 
 Response 2: It's only going to be make it worse.  We should talk about something positive, like how much money we will make today.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Rita, that's so forward. I'll have sex with you if you want. Were you looking at me, or? 
 Response 1: I said someone, I didn't mean you. We're gonna be here awhile. I'm just saying I'm ready to put out for the cause. 
 Response 2: Did you also put my change of address at the DMV?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's too late. Just shut me in the freezer with the cocaine fish. 
 Response 1: Stop right there, it's me Rookie. I've become part of the artificial intelligence. I've de-latched the hinges. You're free. 
 Response 2: That's right. We've never had ten year old children sentenced to community service before.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What does your wife take pills for? 
 Response 1: It doesn't breathe right.  All the moisture collects in all the crevices and the nooks and the crannies. 
 Response 2: She  takes them for anxiety and then to get re-anxious. She thinks there's a plane at the end of that jet way. They lock those doors, right?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Just so you know, I might pass out a lot from fear.  I'm like one of those fainting goats.  There's no fight or flight.  I just fall down. 
 Response 1: Yeah, you have really weird breath. I can't totally place it. 
 Response 2: I've been doing Crossfit, and I think you're about the weight of a tire.  So, I think I could catch you when you fall.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Your pupils look very dilated with fear. 
 Response 1: He's all scaring us, Beatrix.  We're terrified of him.  He's changed. 
 Response 2: They're dilated, but it's from cocaine and maple syrup, not fear.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You know how I feel about Lavar. I love him. I'm very proud of you. 
 Response 1: Thank you mom. I would never watch anything else. The only thing I watch is Lavar Burton. 
 Response 2: This is why I don't think couples should work together. See, this is why I told you, I said "let me just do my own thing".
Output: Response 1
Prompt: OK. Let me try it. Get a load of my bite and chew. I bite and then...aww, it all spilled out of my mouth. 
 Response 1: Well, so is the film. None of us are young for referencing it so heavily. 
 Response 2: We just saw your chew and spit. That's disgusting. You better work on the bite and chew some more.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I noticed you keep backing out of the room, but holding eye contact with me. 
 Response 1: Because if the mother fucker died, they could blame it on us. 
 Response 2: That's right, because we like to look at you, baby morgue man.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You know what?  I'm going to give you enough rope.  I think you should audition for the school play. 
 Response 1: See this ad of Yoplait yogurt? I need that blown up as big as possible, like the size of a garage door. 
 Response 2: Really?  No one ever seems to have any confidence in me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You think you might find an ancient civilization that nobody ever heard before, right here in Fallsburg? 
 Response 1: You can only go down the stairs? They don't go back up? 
 Response 2: Right here in the bike shop. No one ever goes into the basement.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I just saw a guy stab another guy in the face. 
 Response 1: All the wineries have gone bust since the law that all wine must be given away for free was enacted. 
 Response 2: You were able to look at that? I would have ran.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Those are the cutest little mice I've ever seen. I bet they're married. 
 Response 1: It's your style and your flair. It's the way you live your life that tells me for our 15th wedding anniversary, you want to swim. 
 Response 2: Ones wearing a suit and one's wearing a little wedding dress.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm not really a cop. I chose to be small because when I was big, everyone called me retching Gretchen. I have several food sensitivities and I threw up a lot. 
 Response 1: They thought by making you smaller, you would throw up less? 
 Response 2: Cynthia, that's not nice.  Now, Elizabeth's been through a lot.  She spent all her money flying to Paris to be your understudy.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Bobby, do you want to get in the dumpster with me? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I need the sun or the cough comes and the rages come. 
 Response 2: Sure.  I'm curious as to what it feels like.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You know, 30 years, ladies and gentleman, we've never had a teleprompter mishap until today. I don't know what a freak fart is, but I'd like to know. 
 Response 1: Well, I do, but that's a whole 'nother segment, Catalina. 
 Response 2: Oh, yeah. I'm a big fan. I like the song, where she's getting educated. I believe education is very important.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sparkling or Tap? 
 Response 1: Oh, we're finally going to sell all of our knick knackeries. 
 Response 2: I'll have the sparkling, it's quite the occasion for me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I tried to clear my mind and all I can think of is work. It's been too long. Maybe I should just leave and go back to the tenth circle of hell no one talks about. 
 Response 1: You still got it, Golgatha. It's in there and it's buried deep. But, you've got it and I believe in you. I just want to say that I think you're a natural and you've got this. 
 Response 2: Would Terminix take a letter of intent?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I can hear from distances and I heard you called me elderly. I did not stand in line during the civil rights movement to be referred to as old. 
 Response 1: I'm do apologize Ma'am. We are just trying to identify people as quickly and efficiently as possible. 
 Response 2: You're sassy alright. It's in the pitch of voice. No one ever tells someone with a low voice that they're sassy. That's the trick.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm sorry. You think I had control over that coma? 
 Response 1: Your mother did not intend to be in that eight day coma. It was written up that way. 
 Response 2: It's true. Mr. Tummy visited yesterday and he said to put him in our will. We were laughing and I had had a Zima, so I put him in the will.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Are you looking for a third wife? I guess the tulips are having an affect on me. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I was hesitant, but I want to be best friends with my daughter. 
 Response 2: Well, we can go out and talk about it some more. I might be interested.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: When you say "four dumb idiots" I'm glad you are including our pet tapeworm Rubber Band, because he is part of this family and you're not. 
 Response 1: I know, but you're walking around with your eyes closed. It's weird. 
 Response 2: Oh, big deal for me. Me and your daughter who you abandoned in Italy can form a posse of people who don't need you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: How would I know you're under an umbrella? I can't see. That's very rude. Also, it's bad luck. 
 Response 1: You're being very ableist right now. 
 Response 2: There had been very few sexual advances made in binderism.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I wish I wouldn't have given my glasses to Tonya. 
 Response 1: Pam's my friend, and Pam is going to be part of this family now. 
 Response 2: Is that why you're here? This seems like a clerical error.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, look. The whole audience watched that exchange with my father. It's become part of the play and there's not a dry eye in the house. 
 Response 1: They must think that this is part of the dialogue of the play. 
 Response 2: I said there was a chapel on the property, but it was a lie.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Buddy, don't get charged. Why you so mad? 
 Response 1: I'm just upset. I'm trying a second career. I used to be a doctor on Krypton. I got into some questionable practices. 
 Response 2: Oh, boy. This is a good year too. Everyone needs one of those rocking horses.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: They stopped doing the Olympics altogether because I ran away? 
 Response 1: What about Chris O'Donnell or Scott Wolf? Can they be in it? 
 Response 2: You ruined it. People were so sad.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Clappy, I have a weird feeling that those two - that Rita and Derrick have tried to keep us out. 
 Response 1: I feel that way too. But I'm used to that in my life. 
 Response 2: Alright, Phillip. This is what you want, huh? We're going to do a Mexican standoff about who picks our son up from the pediatrician.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You guys, this is the happiest day of my life. I just got a job. I'm so thrilled, and I know this has been a hard time, but thank you for sticking with me. And Mark, I love you so much. I think it's time we have kids. 
 Response 1: Sandy, hold on a second. I've got something to tell you. I'm leaving you. It's going to be great. 
 Response 2: Yeah, you know I'm just like really '90s that way. You know, it might be 2017, but I'm still living in the '90s.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That reminds me, we've got to get this pigeon out of here. 
 Response 1: Oh, ho!  She's going to be P to the O'ed if we don't do that. 
 Response 2: Definitely, hold onto your wallet.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I know that the concert is delayed, but why are we in a line? 
 Response 1: Is this the line for the delay? 
 Response 2: We do have some cans of wine for purchase. For the continental snack, we'll put out bags of baked Lays.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Daniel, your family loves you. Don't be nervous. 
 Response 1: I'm from another country and you don't pay me. 
 Response 2: You say that, but I can tell by the look in their eyes. They're visibly cursing at me with their eyes. It's something I don't know if you're picking up on, Sharon, and I'm nervous.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We're not keeping the place very cold, though.? 
 Response 1: That's great, but this isn't about wishes. I want to know your secrets. 
 Response 2: No, 'cause we still haven't figured out Fahrenheit or Celsius.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I have my sweater cape on. I'm almost ready to go to the giants reunion. I don't want to go, Colonial. I don't want to go. 
 Response 1: I feel like I should try and run away, but I'm just interested to see if this happens. 
 Response 2: It will be fine Patricia. You gotta just dart your eyes around a lot and make sure you're out of the way of any butts.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Don't think of me as a big boss. Just think of me as a little old man who pays your checks. 
 Response 1: When you told me you were going to do that I thought it was an empty threat. 
 Response 2: Thank you, Mr. Madison, for stating that fact.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You've made me realize that my whole life has been nothing but a lie! 
 Response 1: Whoa, that's Mr. Grocery! 
 Response 2: Yes, but at least you have love.  Love conquers all.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: But did they write songs for Tina Turner? 
 Response 1: Maybe. It was the mid nineties. Everybody was writing songs for Tina Turner back then. 
 Response 2: Well I love them all!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's not hard, Delores. Just call the person's name and they'll come inside. I don't know why you make more of your job than it has to be. 
 Response 1: Hi Everyone. I'm here to sing a little song for you. I know you're going to love it because I'm young and hip and it's 1978. 
 Response 2: I have to feel like I'm important. I'll be right back.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That's right. Kelly Sue was performing here when she was a child. 
 Response 1: Yeah and then I fell into a hell mouth. I tripped. There was one out by the tree. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I was a child performer. That's what I was getting at.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Isn't it great to just go to sleep into a made bed? 
 Response 1: It is nice have a made bed when you're going to sleep. I'd like if my mom still made my bed. 
 Response 2: Most of them are so dumb.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It would relieve the monotony for us if we all go up to the surface and you can do some improv. 
 Response 1: Yeah, Marge knows that brunch open mic Momedy show at Clifton's Cafeteria. 
 Response 2: Would you like another chair for your friend here?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I have been waiting here looking at these two teenagers making out, kissing on the lips outside, leaning on the window. 
 Response 1: I wish that I had someone to make out with. 
 Response 2: I can hear them right now, yeah.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Life is just a constant motion. You can't hold onto anything. 
 Response 1: This boy is like Shakespeare. The poetry that drops from his mouth is so beautiful. How did I get so lucky? 
 Response 2: I caught that. I know that his performance was only 15 seconds. But, I got everything out of your performance.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Ow, you're hurting me. 
 Response 1: I was a professional wrestler, so sorry. 
 Response 2: Disgusting! Don't you spit on Hitler, you air brain.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It sounds like you two are really having a rough time. 
 Response 1: Secrets secrets are no fun unless of course you tell someone. 
 Response 2: You're so understanding and you're right. We are having a terrible time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, it was a tie-dye shirt, it was bloody red. I mean, in hindsight, that was a terrible shirt. 
 Response 1: Why would you wear a striped, tie-dye shirt? Especially on TV? 
 Response 2: Grandma, completely, thank you so much.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I used to do a Mom's comedy night on Sunday nights. It was a cafe during the day. So, we'd have brunch there and then you'd end up on stage that night living your dreams out 
 Response 1: We own a comic book store and we're pretty nerdy, but you knowing that is nerdy. 
 Response 2: She had this  227 bit. It was hilarious. She could do all the different voices of the characters.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, look at this. A bunch of boys to buy. Wow! 
 Response 1: Hell no, it's celery, licorice and grapes. That's on the rider and on every tour bus and every venue. 
 Response 2: Hey lady. Keep your hands off the merchandise unless you purchase it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We're very small children. Mom and Mr. Piccadilly should be able to lie to us more easily and so I'm wondering how they've even gotten through life. 
 Response 1: That's the way the contest works. We have to keep all of the photos for the next 20 years. 
 Response 2: Yeah, should we confront them and see if we can get the truth?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You know, I gotta be honest with you. For a while, you were my idol. But I just gotta go work at the factory, at the plant on Factory Street. 
 Response 1: He doesn't believe in himself. He could have been a real weatherman, right here in town, but he sold himself out. He just went to the plant because his dad did. 
 Response 2: Oh yeah. I'm so stupid. I don't know why I said I didn't know that.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: She's putting on a lot of lotion and powder. 
 Response 1: It looks like it's creating some kind of paste on your body. 
 Response 2: I know. We really should have been more engaged in the process.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Ken is still here waiting to murder somebody. 
 Response 1: Yes, it's right there. You literally took a shit in front of the bathroom. 
 Response 2: I know. Ken, no one wants you to murder anyone. You're a time criminal.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I've been standing over here in a towel waiting for my weigh-in.  I'm feeling pretty naked right about now. 
 Response 1: Yeah, you could tell that if he was an adult he would be in jail or on television 
 Response 2: Yeah, that's how you do it, Brad.  That's how you do a weigh-in.  You come in, you're ready to drop the towel, get that weigh-in, and go on your merry way.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hold on, I was sitting on the knife the whole time. I was on the chair the whole time. It almost fell through the cracks. 
 Response 1: Your ass is Teflon. I love that about you. 
 Response 2: It's just right. I want everyone to know that you're my child.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's important that the two of you are blindfolded when we do the roll off, so there's no visual influence on the dice. 
 Response 1: I'll put on my mom's U2 shirt.  
 Response 2: It flew in here and it was flapping about and I was worried it would ruin your hanging draperies.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is the line for the circular saw. Hope you brought a book. 
 Response 1: Well, I didn't bring a book. I wish I had. I could have used the pages to take care of something outside. 
 Response 2: God damn it, you're never going to be a professor of philosophy. You tried and it didn't work out.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What can we do to make our lack of attention up to you? How about some free coffee? 
 Response 1: Are you done? I was in this line ten minutes ago and you're still in here singing your dumbass love song to this guy. 
 Response 2: OK. I would love some coffee. I think my friend needs a nap and maybe a bottle of water. Right now, a tear is coming out of her eye, but it's mostly bile.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I knew it your a chef too! 
 Response 1: Yeah I mean I'm wearing chefs whites and a chefs hat. 
 Response 2: I know how to tie many.  I was once locked in a bathroom with nothing but a boy scout manual.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is a time where I could have implied a little violence towards a child and this really would have worked out in our favor. 
 Response 1: Marge, you were the one who wrote the memo? I'm glad you're coming clean because you signed that memo "We are legion." 
 Response 2: I know, but it gets complicated with paperwork.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mom, I put my bathing suit on wrong. 
 Response 1: That's right. I just gotta piltdown every once in awhile. 
 Response 2: Oh let me take if off for you and switch it around.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You know, the residual checks are coming in like crazy.  I never thought putting you guys on tour together would be a great idea, but I was wrong.  Chock me up one wrong for my category.? 
 Response 1: What? This town has gone to shit. I don't want to live no more in America. 
 Response 2: And what a way to wind down this Cat Woman tour on a super yacht!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What happened to that one fellow that ran the pirate ship? 
 Response 1: Remember, he got killed during rehearsal. God rest his soul. 
 Response 2: You mean smooth jazz? Oh, no, I've lived my life incorrectly.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I just wanted to have a nice, peaceful reunion with everyone on The Net. As you know, it's a normal thing to do, to reunite a cast of a movie. 
 Response 1: We have reunions every year. 
 Response 2: We're going to make a big, thick suit.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You know what I'm gonna do? I am going to keep this copy of my Weekend at Bernie's. 
 Response 1: I have rented one of those R-BnBs. 
 Response 2: I love that movie, man.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We open tomorrow night, in Detroit. I rented a theater. 
 Response 1: That's a big part of it. I'm going to figure out everything that burns in the whole world. 
 Response 2: Wow, that's what you were doing on your phone.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Albert, you brought a dog. 
 Response 1: The dog is sniffing at these two new students suspiciously. 
 Response 2: But my hazard light's are on and this is a special day for my son, he's getting his very first bulge sir!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Wait, so let me get our deal straight. I scare these people to death and you buy me a 12 pack of condoms? 
 Response 1: I sure hope so, otherwise we're not going to make rent. 
 Response 2: I'll even make it a 24 pack, how's that sound?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't remember what you said. You've got me all turned around. 
 Response 1: You've been writing everything down. I can't believe you can't remember. 
 Response 2: No not all of them. Only the middle children of three get to see the future.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There was a sweet, nice couple who were here on their honeymoons. they kept going around all the area, all the different parks. When they came back I set their hair on fire. 
 Response 1: We killed them. Ever since she set their hair on fire and refused to put them out, they burned to their own melty deaths. 
 Response 2: The perfect yin and yang to each other.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I waited in line this long and this is how the concert is going down? 
 Response 1: If you don't like this music, it's because you're not listening right. Listen to the notes between the notes. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I'm getting rid of the ones from Tuesday on Wednesday.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You don't look like you live here right now though.  What are you, back to your old haunts or something? 
 Response 1: It's really a lot of work. That's why I've gotten so skinny and beautiful. 
 Response 2: Yeah, that's right. I moved to Arkansas years ago.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The Falconer football team's mascot is just a guy dressed as a falconer who is always looking up into the sky as if he's watching his falcon flying. 
 Response 1: Oh, and he has one of those really thick gloves on. 
 Response 2: Oh, you look great. That's a nice suit. Your face is very shiny. Have you been sweating this whole time?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Welcome to Millionaire's mansion. 
 Response 1: Oh yes, where is the kitchen? We are the kitchen help and also the entertainment. 
 Response 2: It cheered me up more than I would have expected. Thank you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: He's our big man, that's right. He has a thyroid disease. 
 Response 1: I mean, I know how to pick locks because I used to be a criminal. 
 Response 2: I have a thyroid condition. That's why my hair grows so long.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You know, there's trouble in the hills. I hope the American part of our family sends someone over soon so we can resolve the trouble in the hills. 
 Response 1: I hope so too. I'm so hungry. All these troubles are making us hungry. 
 Response 2: He tore their mustaches off!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I have some of this chartreuse nail polish on one of my arms. Can we leave it there? 
 Response 1: He sounds like a regular Charlie Rhodes or something.  How did he get all of those answers out of a tight-lipped person like you?  He's a definitely a charmer. 
 Response 2: Oh yeah. It will be a reminder of this day.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The echo man warned us that the house is evil and that we should be careful. But, he didn't really outline what we should be on the look out for. 
 Response 1: Yeah, should we just be careful with what we say? Should we wear some heavy shoes to not stub  a toe? 
 Response 2: Jermaine doesn't normally say that, he's always talking about his eyes.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You should open your own therapy sessions. 
 Response 1: She believes in me, so she decided to let me do this on my own. 
 Response 2: I guess I could. As long as I don't say I'm licensed it should be OK.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You thought James Patterson, the famous author - the guy whose books you read - you haven't looked at the back of the book, honey? You thought he was me? 
 Response 1: Aren't you the president of the camp? 
 Response 2: I told you this before, I finished the book, why would I go to the back? It said The End.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're saying that I could probably be living my life better? 
 Response 1: Is that what this is? 
 Response 2: Just a little bit. Don't change, but just change a little bit.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mr. President, how did you run the free world for eight years and you can't tell that we're two different people? 
 Response 1: Well, to be fair, we look exactly alike. 
 Response 2: So, I would sing the famous Top 40 hit, "Hey Gretchen, It's your Surgery Day Today."
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm a little puppet man. 
 Response 1: It's disappointing, isn't it?  I thought having a son was going to be great, but it turns out to be kind of bullshit.  Tell me you feel the same way. 
 Response 2: Oh, I thought you were going to say "Hide-y ho."
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I sought medical treatment for my illness 
 Response 1: Yes, those stories and your love of them has pretty much saved my sanity. 
 Response 2: That's nice, but you shouldn't have. You should have depended on the lord. God will provide. That's all you need.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: OK. That was pretty specific. She still said nothing about your woman hips and didn't say your name was Bruce. 
 Response 1: She did say Spruce. You know Bruce rhymes with spruce. 
 Response 2: Of course I will. All right, little David, you get right down, you hear?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Listen, I came right out and said I was building a piano. 
 Response 1: Well you know we're building a tiny house. Everybody does. 
 Response 2: My mom told me that too, she said it's full of spiders. 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm from one of those snake handler churches. They don't let us have cookies there. 
 Response 1: Enjoy some of the strychnine we put out. There's a whole jar of it. 
 Response 2: He tore their mustaches off!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I could get some of the money? Hey, what do you have in mind, Charlie? 
 Response 1: I'll cut you in for some of this money if you just, I don't know, scare these guys to death. 
 Response 2: I am. It's very mezmorizing. It's like the Tuesday of balls.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sir, let me interrupt you for one second there. How can we help you here at the Cracker Barrel? We don't really get werewolves in here. 
 Response 1: I already told you. I want an elf costume for my baby. 
 Response 2: I wanted a show of strength from us in case he's dangerous.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I like your coat. But your face, it's terrifying. 
 Response 1: I think we were all under the impression that it was over awhile ago. 
 Response 2: That's right. I'm from hell.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Really, Tom? You had to put "puke" in her middle name. And I wanted to name her middle name Thomas. 
 Response 1: So it's Pukemas. People think it's a holiday. 
 Response 2: I'm quite certain you penetrated me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: When he wears a buttoned shirt, right around the chest area, it puckers open. 
 Response 1: Laura, I'm getting really embarrassed that this keeps happening to us. We're constantly locked in small bathrooms. 
 Response 2: Right. So, he can get it buttoned, but you can see the skin between the buttons.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you guys got a cigarette in that room? 
 Response 1: Chester Behemoth. 
 Response 2: Yeah, we got a ton of cigarettes. Can you open the door?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We have a lot of stories about our mama. There's the story of the time she ran out of gas and pushed the car up a hill. 
 Response 1: Oh no, the stapler went in my eye. 
 Response 2: And then there's the time that we didn't have our homework done for a year and she did it all in one night.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You left the stove on? That's not safe. 
 Response 1: Alright, honey. Let's make your dream come true, I guess. I'll go where you go. 
 Response 2: No one's more embarrassed than I am. I'm a fireman!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, I just had that spaghetti yesterday!  You're using it as a pillow! 
 Response 1: Yeah, it's funny.  When you're in a dumpster, there's a lot of cliche things you always find, including spaghetti and lettuce.  I don't know, I guess people eat a lot of spaghetti and lettuce, but more than what they can eat, they throw it away. 
 Response 2: Jimmy, would you like to take a television for the road?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, yeah.  Well, you know, I figure I really get the whole shortbread experience.  Why not, Instead of making a bunch of little cookies or whatever the fuck, make, like a whole loaf size so you can cut it up like bread.  I don't know.  I guess I was confused with the recipe. 
 Response 1: I see what you mean.  It's called bread, but it's shortbread, like bread that's been condensed.  
 Response 2: Our story is set in 20th century Rome. Visitors from another planet have come to meet Julius Caesar, not realizing they have made a terrible miscalculation in time.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Do ghosts wear glasses? 
 Response 1: I'm gonna start pulling up its roots since we don't have to hear it scream in pain anymore. 
 Response 2: Yes, they do and should often. Their vision can be terrible.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm a little man. I'm crawling under your blankie. 
 Response 1: Get off of me. Get out of here. You're not real, I know that. I'm in a dream. 
 Response 2: Oh please, Percy, I come from a gambling family. That's how granny made all of her money. Off of molasses. She won it in a bet.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Now, you know I have a harried past, Derek. I'm trying to raise our son in a more loving, accepting environment. 
 Response 1: You got it. I'll give you 15%. Don't spend it all in one place. 
 Response 2: I know you have a harried past, Trina. You're saying the environment, in which you were raised wasn't quite so loving?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We love having you work here. 
 Response 1: You've taught me something so important here.  You're the most driven person I know.  You make Michael Jordan look like a piece of shit.  You're just so driven!  I can pull up all the stats on my dad.  He wakes up at four in the morning.  He gets in the car.  He drives to work.  He doesn't even use Waze because he knows a quicker way because he wants to get to work as quick as he can because he likes to work here because he's so driven.  I love that about you, dad. 
 Response 2: Well they're not going to tase us on purpose, but if we get tased we can't sue because they've warned us that everyone has tase privileges today.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh hi, Mike, I didn't see you there. How's things in the Sudan? 
 Response 1: We get in and take all the trinkets. 
 Response 2: Oh, you know, pretty good. Insurgency is like a fucking truck though.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Look, send me the kids, I'll watch the kids. You two go to Detroit. 
 Response 1: OK kids, gather round. This tree's got something to say to you. 
 Response 2: She was the original tough gal with a bad attitude.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Does this mean something about us if we sell a rocking horse to a sex person? 
 Response 1: I think it means that we're branching out into a new market and our business is expanding. 
 Response 2: You know what, I don't think women should make jokes.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm surprised I haven't seen you before. 
 Response 1: I was locked in a cage by Bigfoot. 
 Response 2: Napkins.  We started to charge because everybody wants to take them.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Ugh, you just blew smoke in my face. 
 Response 1: Sorry, all I had was a menthol. I didn't have a mint. 
 Response 2: It's me, John Wiki, Sr.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: They could have gone to Greg's. They're very popular. And they have ice cream. Why don't we have ice cream? 
 Response 1: Done. I'll go start my research now. 
 Response 2: You don't have to remind me that Greg's is very popular. People love it over there.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm a leaf blowing in the wind. I'll go anywhere I want. 
 Response 1: That is so cool. That is the coolest thing I've ever heard. 
 Response 2: I collect leaves. I've been to nature trails before. I've made leaf collages. I think we've made a love connection here at the Denny's.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Here's two goblets. It's rattlesnake blood. 
 Response 1: You're a very clean person. You have beautiful nails and nail beds. Your face is shining like the sun, but not in a greasy way. In a way lit from within. You have beautiful translucent skin. I see your veins but I don't mind it. You're like a statue come to life. 
 Response 2: We've already had our fill, but fine. Let's spit it into each other's mouths.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: No, I've never met him either. He doesn't know what an umbrella is and he doesn't know how to answer his cell phone or he doesn't understand when it's ringing. 
 Response 1: And he won't walk in the water to the funeral. 
 Response 2: Well, we don't know which crime they are going to ask us about. For the hospital fire, we can't really say you were here the whole time because you were in the hospital. Also, we don't have a pool.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There haven't been any city officials of any kind, have there? 
 Response 1: No, I think that the city doesn't want people to know that this is where the toilet water comes from. 
 Response 2: I'm sure with the low solar energy the rovers don't run quite as quick.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've killed so many people for you two. Children, men, women. 
 Response 1: Mostly children though. 
 Response 2: Absolutely, this is the most refreshing city in the world.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well I didn't think I'd see you ever again, but the honesty tree sent me on a quest to find you. 
 Response 1: Yup. The place looked full. And everyone was drinking. They bought drinks. 
 Response 2: It seems like the honesty tree sent everyone here.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Gary, has it occurred to you that if all the people in the world stand here that the whole earth could collapse from the weight? 
 Response 1: Oh, sure. We can do a natural history, science and military. 
 Response 2: It terrifies me every single day. But if this is the way the world chooses to go out, who are we to say no? Maybe this is how it should end.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Lastly, the robber boy had the strength to throw a can of dog food at your head. 
 Response 1: He had real strong muscles. He was a bulging boy. 
 Response 2: I thought it was your idea. This is like that time we went to Lake Tahoe.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I happen to know where a certain Buick is hidden that would take you very far inland, indeed. 
 Response 1: Folding towels is all you do, woman. All you do is fold towels and make dinner. Take care of me, pay the bills, wash my car. Sometimes I want a woman to be lazy. 
 Response 2: It would be wonderful to move to a town, where people's teeth aren't destroyed by rocks?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, we've reached almost California.  
 Response 1: Well then go back to Brussels, ya Brussel Sprout head. 
 Response 2: Boy, that was rough, Death Valley. We should have brought some water. I hereby christian it Death Valley because so many of our friends died back there.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You don't have to say anymore. I think I know where you're going with this and I love you too, Mrs. White. 
 Response 1: Mr. Harbor, I'll have you know that I'm a married woman. He's just out of t own a lot. 
 Response 2: No, it's too erotic, please don't.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Watch me turn around. Lobster is the other half of my body. 
 Response 1: Well I would say just get a hold of yourself. Just try to ride it out. 
 Response 2: Oh, when you said you were half lobster, I didn't realize you meant that it's split back and front.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Turtle, I like your gold chain. 
 Response 1: Me too. I've been around longer than most of you and I got wisdom. 
 Response 2: Thank you very much. Ah ha, hush that fuss, everybody move to the back of the bus.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Uh, I've just been marrying these ketchups all afternoon. I don't think it's legal to do this. 
 Response 1: She's 172 years old. Why is she still working at The Price is Right? 
 Response 2: To make us work this long without breaks?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Think we ought to let a three year old work on the factory line? 
 Response 1: Look at that it does! And it has a huge crotch bulge too! 
 Response 2: I don't know nothing about kids, but I saw we just turn him loose in the factory.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He just sits there and talks about yo-yo's all day, doctor. 
 Response 1: You're right. It will ruin the neighborhood. 
 Response 2: So she invented this expensive yo-yo and then she went insane? What is it about the yo-yo making experience that drove her mad?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That woman passed us and she sounded so elegant I just decided to emulate her for a little while. 
 Response 1: Let's let the actors take care of the acting on the stage and we'll just wait here until we can grab Gerald and take him back to the camp. 
 Response 2: This is slightly larger.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Now that you have swiped in, you may have any sub of your choosing, made of any mammal. 
 Response 1: If I can have any mammal, any sandwich of my choosing, I'll have two six inch meatball subs. 
 Response 2: I'm so sorry, my wife left me years ago for her OfficeMax manager and things have not been good since.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is part of the reason why Jeremy is divorcing you. You're too rigid about being at certain places at certain times. 
 Response 1: Maybe so, but he was also having an affair. Okay, I said it. 
 Response 2: Do you think there's a gang of kids with bones running around?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yes, I am allergic to men. I break out in rashes and hives. So I've never touched a man, and that's why I took a life drawing class. So I could see an naked man in person but not be near him or touch him. 
 Response 1: Yeah, everyone here knows that it's fucking hot as hell. 
 Response 2: Antoinette, can I tell you a secret? That's why everyone takes the life drawing class.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We are in New England in 1809. John Gooding Thadeous, you have accused Jane Gooding Thadeous of witchcraft. 
 Response 1: Sometimes a sick pig lives inside of us. If we fix ourselves, the pig will fix itself. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I've accused my wife of witchcraft. She sewed a poppet and caused me to go deaf.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You know, you didn't tell me your name. 
 Response 1: It has sort of slipped my mind since being here. I've been here for so long. I feel like the longer I stay here, my memories are eluding me. 
 Response 2: You know what? I'm just going to run right at this.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've been playing this organ for 72 years. 
 Response 1: If you'll just allow us, we were both on our speech and debate teams in high school and we're very adept at making arguments. 
 Response 2: That's right. You were a baseball organ child prodigy.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Here's the mop. You shouldn't spill water like that. I was in the kitchen getting the mop. 
 Response 1: In the middle of our battle? We were having a fight to the death. 
 Response 2: I'm thinkin' the way you're thinkin'; that's why we're twins.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I hope they're doing Noises Off, the only play I like. 
 Response 1: I love Noises Off. It's like a long episode of Fraiser. 
 Response 2: I brought my own Dyson. 
Output: Response 1
Prompt: OK, guys, I don't have time to debate thimbles with you. i gotta get over to the manatee tank. 
 Response 1: I do agree. It took me a second to say it again out loud to realize that sweat can glow like a star. 
 Response 2: Well, that's that's what somebody says when they're losing. I mean, like, of course you don't want to have a thimble debate now that you just got schooled. I mean Ronnie just freaking knocked your face off and put it on the ground.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Did you two try the ghost cookies? 
 Response 1: They're never lost in that town, that's for darn sure. 
 Response 2: I did. They smell and taste stale.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Is that your Grandfather back from the dead? 
 Response 1: Don't pity my daddy. He works really hard. He's a man of his own means. 
 Response 2: I think so, but I'm sort of learning my family heritage isn't all I'd thought it would be.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm feeling a lot better. I think I had too much of that wine. 
 Response 1: I'd love to ask them some questions. 
 Response 2: You had all of the earth wine.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You want to hear something crazy? We were just talking about you guys. 
 Response 1: We know. We've kinda been keeping track of you guys in the last five years since we met at that state fair. 
 Response 2: I don't know. I guess we could remember what foods our kids are allergic to and if they want  to go to New York City for their birthday.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Welcome to my house. I see you're here to do a sexy dance for me. 
 Response 1: Yeah, it definitely smells like the '90s. 
 Response 2: Yeah, check it out. I've been practicing for a week.
Output: Response 2