niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: They do seem like enthusiastic kids. 
 Response 1: Oh, did I say that out loud? It's just something I can't stop thinking about. 
 Response 2: We can fly too. That's got to be worth something.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Thankfully no one has bionic smell. 
 Response 1: There's not even such a thing. The technology doesn't even exist, and even if it did it would hurt so much nobody would go through with it. 
 Response 2: OK. I got those baked lays you wanted.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, here we are in New York City.  What do you think, Megan? 
 Response 1: I think it's amazing!  The buildings are so tall! 
 Response 2: Hey dudes, how ya doing? Is everybody sunburnt and drunk? That's the way we do it here.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Did your owner accuse you on printed word or television or where? 
 Response 1: It started with mouth talk and then someone wrote it in their book. 
 Response 2: I'm afraid it's not up to me, dear. I don't get to decide.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Did my dead sister have anything to say to you? 
 Response 1: Yeah, my parents wanted me to look good, so I've been working out of a sinewy, muscle-y body. I'm bright orange. And I put a lot of oil on me. 
 Response 2: She did, oh she did. Here's a message, and I don't know what it means. "Don't do it."
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You all know my name don't you? 
 Response 1: Surely all of us are anti socialized and friendless enough that we can absolutely decipher the map. 
 Response 2: Yes your name is Rex Ryner isn't it? The guy with all the comic books.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Why are you pawning me off, father? What about what I want? 
 Response 1: Me either. We were totally left out, yet again. 
 Response 2: I'm not pawning you off. I want you to grow as a man.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We were under the impressing that people in New York do not read Buzzfeed. 
 Response 1: We're not allowed.  Same thing with the big sodas.  We've so many restrictions. 
 Response 2: He was so brave, trying to save our family.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You know, it's just part of being a housewife. Decorating and putting out. Sure, you might have these newfangled people that think they can be independent, but no. 
 Response 1: Call me one of them newfangles. 'Cause I ain't ever needed nobody, I ain't ever had nobody. My mama left me right after she gave birth to me. 
 Response 2: We have pet when we can afford to have pet. Right now, pet equal food.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Momma, why can't we have any pets? 
 Response 1: We have pet when we can afford to have pet. Right now, pet equal food. 
 Response 2: It is a store. These are all authentic Navajo artifacts.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's getting late, Tia. Are you coming home? 
 Response 1: I know it's late, but the craft fair goes on until 6:00  pm. I can't leave here until 6:00 pm. 
 Response 2: Oh, those are just little pictures on your paper instead of words. How cute!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's so wonderful just know that the doughnuts we're exporting to the world are slowly killing everyone. 
 Response 1: Just like in our vows. Now, let's take a run at that mountain. 
 Response 2: I mean, what is a doughnut if not a sugar bomb that explodes in your body? That's what my granddaddy used to say. And then he started making real bombs.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Beatrix is a very memorable name. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I've seen the expiration stickers. 
 Response 2: Thank you. I'm surprised you forgot it. You need to work on your memory.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah, yeah. Here you go, sorry. It's just I've never seen a safe deposit box look so confidently sexy as it walked into a room. 
 Response 1: No, you misunderstand. I'm taking you to jail. This guy's a wanted criminal. He ran a stop sign four years ago. 
 Response 2: Thank you so much. Well, wait until you see my backside.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Is there a voodoo curse on me? 
 Response 1: OK, I didn't put one on you, but I don't know everyone in the world. Somebody else might have. 
 Response 2: That's an expensive vacuum.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We love the fair so much, we don't ever want to leave. 
 Response 1: Consider it done. I'm writing it into law that you'll be working the ramen noodle booth at the fair. 
 Response 2: Guys. Let's learn from our mistakes last time. Everyone has their magnetic shoes on? And no one brought a bomb, right?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This will teach you self reliance and navigating through other cultures. Why, when it happened to me, well. I became this. And your father left. 
 Response 1: I can tell. You're so fancy. You're my fancy uncle Rick. 
 Response 2: Yeah, from what I know, if we're of woman born, we also have to be of man born.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We really like these old guys and the stadium the way it was. 
 Response 1: You're gonna be murdered. 
 Response 2: I'm pretty open, so spirits find me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, my work here is done. Goodbye, until next time. 
 Response 1: Wow, she evaporated.  
 Response 2: And what a way to wind down this Cat Woman tour on a super yacht!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't know, we used to talk all night on the phone, bro, you know? I miss that. I need that. I've been focusing in law school for a bit, you know. I miss those calls.  
 Response 1: I was like, 'Why don't we stay here? Why don't we stay here?' 
 Response 2: Evan, that's a lot of pressure to put on me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We have to shoot him! 
 Response 1: That's right. I made it my signature move. Having shoes on. 
 Response 2: Are you ready to do it, there's going to be some splatter.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't mind if he stares at me. 
 Response 1: You don't mind that the creep, Bill Clinton, is staring at you like that? 
 Response 2: That would be perfect. I have to practice being rude.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: People would be surprised to find out how fat I am if they weighed me. 
 Response 1: I know it's fat, but it looks like biceps. 
 Response 2: Oh, I just assumed the Lady of the Woods, it was going to be somebody that kills you or eats you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Don't go there unless you want to be constantly harangued by the specter of doom. 
 Response 1: Actually I know that specter, he's a really nice guy. He told us we were ok, we can go there. 
 Response 2: Yes, they're charmingly rude to the customers there.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm so thrilled that we took the right highways and got here in one piece. 
 Response 1: I'm equally thrilled, but I'd be more thrilled if we got our daughter our of the car, so she can enjoy the beautiful pleasures of Not Scary Farm. 
 Response 2: Thank you, Maybelline. I feel like I whittled it down really well.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I've got a shoe for sale sir. 
 Response 1: How much, oh I see right here it says five million dollars, I gotta say that's quite excessive. 
 Response 2: This is Agent Thompson. I have just left the bird's nest and it is a go!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We could develop the customer's digital photos from memory cards. That would really be a move into the 21st century for us. 
 Response 1: It was a bad omelet. 
 Response 2: Yes, because those printers are never fast enough. We should have thought of that sooner.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm looking for a book on tidying. It's this Japanese lady that talks about tidying. 
 Response 1: Oh, yes. Tidying around the house. Here is is right here. Trevor just returned it. 
 Response 2: I tell you what. I'm going to punch him. I said it, and I'm not taking it back.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Normally, I would remove my hat inside, but it's television. They gotta know that I'm from Texas. 
 Response 1: Exactly, that's why he covered himself with barbecue sauce too. 
 Response 2: You're walking. You're not sitting in that wheelchair that you don't need?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So the big people gotta like the play? We better get to work or else you don't get to graduate. 
 Response 1: That's right, thank you for summing that up again Billy Jr. 
 Response 2: I mean, it's full of chemicals. But he loves it, though.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: All right, all right. Come on. Let's do this. We're five down, we can do this. 
 Response 1: You're scaring me. Your eyes are twirling. 
 Response 2: I learned it from you, Mick.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Grassy Knoll Gus, I called myself. The backstory is that he's allergic to grass. 
 Response 1: Well, all we have is this dough. I can boil it up, but I cannot bake it. 
 Response 2: I caught that. I know that his performance was only 15 seconds. But, I got everything out of your performance.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I thought I was in my own town of New Orleans, Louisiana. 
 Response 1: Oh, I won't, trust me. I always am down to stick it to the man. 
 Response 2: You must have gotten on a fast train or something and headed out here to the countryside.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: If it was up to me, you'd be dead. 
 Response 1: Hey man, I sharped my razor like crazy, I got it right here ready to cut your throat at a moment's notice. Wanna try me? 
 Response 2: If you bring the grease, I'll bring the pots.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The thing I feel I like is a never felt like I got a proper diagnosis, and my assumption is the diagnosis was two really unpleasant people found each other, but maybe I'm wrong. What do you look at when you see us? 
 Response 1: I see two very happy, Christmas-y people, who are finally realizing they're special inside. 
 Response 2: I know that's why this year we're going to slip laxative in their Gator-aid.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mom, mom. Guys, I'm sorry. 
 Response 1: Oh, he's back. That fellow who ran out. 
 Response 2: We are normal kids taking out feelings of anger on others just like all the Americans now.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey, now hold on a second.  I trusted you to make this announcement. 
 Response 1: That sounds like the easiest job on Earth to get. 
 Response 2: I wrote it down on an index card, and then I left the index card where they keep the potatoes with the chives on them.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, look who is back and interested now, Toaster? 
 Response 1: I never really went away. I just hid behind that bush. 
 Response 2: Of course I know my employees live here. I make them work seven days a week. That's why we have the best staff out of all the concert halls.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I think that each and every one of us has a very special, brilliant part of ourselves. That part is, ourselves. 
 Response 1: You can't even include me, Wes Anderson style for the very end? 
 Response 2: Wow, I've never thought about it like that before.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: She's not really a curious girl. 
 Response 1: It comes with age. She's so young right now. 
 Response 2: This is why I'd like you to start. I have one kneecap that is an eyesore and I'd like it removed.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: A big problem is that no one has photos to develop. They're not using film cameras anymore. 
 Response 1: Yeah, but that's part of the contest. It has to be photos that have to be developed. 
 Response 2: Of course. We ripped it off an elephant this morning. Nothing but the best for CIA operatives.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm the sheriff of these parts and you folks need to get across that river. 
 Response 1: Well, sir, I mean, I can get all that started now. 
 Response 2: OK can you help us at all? We have never traversed a river before.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We've come back from some rocky dealings, but Mitierry is stronger than ever before! 
 Response 1: Let's all say it together. Always bury a key in aisle four under the pantyhose. 
 Response 2: Okay, well, I mean, he's a trusted brand name, and Twinkie is nothing to sneeze at.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, I never picked nobody up hitchhiking, neither. So we're doing it together. 
 Response 1: Yes, this is exciting. As long as you won't hurt me. 
 Response 2: They thought by making you smaller, you would throw up less?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The Green Bay Packers must mean a lot to you. 
 Response 1: That's right, thank you for summing that up again Billy Jr. 
 Response 2: Well, I grew up in Wisconsin.  Now, I live in the subway, and all of my Green Bay memorabilia is down here with me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, no, y'all. Gayle's crying again. 
 Response 1: Yeah, you can say something like "you may notice I'm not looking you in the eyes. It's because you look horrid". 
 Response 2: Get the dolls under him. We need him to cry on the dolls.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Tia, it sounds like your relationship with Mia is pretty bad. 
 Response 1: I am a maker of mischief, but I only do things that the boys want to do. 
 Response 2: It's awful. Have you ever tried living with someone that has almost the same name as you? It's so confusing. I open the wrong mail. I go to the wrong doctor's appointments. It's a mess.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, I don't have to move and I look like I have been moving 
 Response 1: Well, I made a wish on a birthday cake. 
 Response 2: You will end up looking like you have been moving, yes.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I gotta tell you, I've been seeing this shrink for three months and I don't feel any closer to being mentally well. I can't even be excited about Christmas, to be honest with you. 
 Response 1: It's a satchel with a decapitated head. Actually, the body is decapitated, I think. 
 Response 2: So you're just somebody like me, waiting for your psychiatrist's diagnosis during Christmas week.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, you really don't have a heart? Like, it's a medical condition? 
 Response 1: That's right. I have a little bulb that I pulse in my hand to keep my blood pumping. 
 Response 2: Well, certainly. One of them of course is blood nut.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Did they book the parking lot of Baskin Robbins for both a wedding and a funeral simultaneously? 
 Response 1: Oh, Trumpet Davis, you're so amazing. 
 Response 2: My family booked them together. Whenever someone dies they look around and they're like "which one of you bitches is still single, it's time to have a celebration?"
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Take a good look, because you might not see another one of these cars for a long time. 
 Response 1: Well it's hard to see in the car with all the fast food boxes all over. 
 Response 2: They did buy drinks. They seemed to have access to drinks that we don't actually sell here.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yeah, nobody can ever get fired for being helpful. 
 Response 1: Hey, it's a new society. There's no rules anymore. 
 Response 2: I'm not in the game of firing people. I'm in the game of hiring them and making them better people. Now, look, if you're going to survive in this game, you gotta learn a thing or two.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, you were on the whale watching trip. And captain, you were on the whale watching trip. Why is it that everyone on the boat isn't in here with us? 
 Response 1: Are you attempting to bribe a state official with chopped onions? 
 Response 2: Well, we lost a lot of people with rogue wave. We're the lucky ones who made it into the whale belly.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Uh, what a tough day at the steel mill. 
 Response 1: Oh, honey.  You seem all bound up inside, like your body's made of rocks and stones. 
 Response 2: Don't be alarmed. I've been entrusted by the Mayor of France to kill anyone that I see pickpocketing. And these two picketpocketed each other, so it's OK.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, in the old days, the cemetery was a place where people would hang out and have picnics. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I can't bend my arms or legs without immense pain. 
 Response 2: Nothing like throwing out the old blanket over someone's grave, sitting down and dropping a bunch of meat from a sandwich all over the top of it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You can come hang out whenever you want. You'll always be welcome. And I'll have a hot, foot long chicken bacon ranch waiting for you. 
 Response 1: That'll take me a year to eat. 
 Response 2: You're already a hero to me. We could be heroes together.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The most amazing thing has happened. Your cat Jenna and this other guy's cat Ben, they sort of banded together, they worked the x-ray machine. 
 Response 1: Since it's a funeral I have to go to, probably plain. 
 Response 2: Oh no. Jenna's not spayed. They banded together? They fucked.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: She's crystallizing. Oh my god. You covered her in crystals. Oh my god, her head's exploded. 
 Response 1: OK, yeah, now I remember that happening. I remember that happening, but I feel out of sorts because I shit my pants. I ate a box full of string cheese this morning. 
 Response 2: She crystallized, then her head exploded, and now we're covered in her crystals.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Kevin, would you like a latte, honey? 
 Response 1: Wow! You need a tan.  
 Response 2: Yeah, and could you make it with two percent skim milk?  I'm trying to watch my weight.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: God damn it. Excuse me, are you that fucking tree possessing another fucking person? 
 Response 1: Holy shit. I came all the way to Detroit not to hear your voice, Beth. 
 Response 2: That's what my Mom said when I was born.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Why wouldn't they want to hang out with us? We have Netflix. 
 Response 1: Oh, I thought you were going to say we could have a quickie. 
 Response 2: I don't know, maybe it's because you're always binge watching when I'm gone and then I have to get caught up but you don't want to get caught up.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey guys, what if we go outside and smoke a clove? 
 Response 1: Well he's awfully big for age five. 
 Response 2: What do we do with it? Does it get us high and alter our consciousness?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Drew and the Ovaltine sponsor just really love Becky. 
 Response 1: Now, you promised me this honeymoon was going to be something special, Mario. 
 Response 2: Listen, we bought the rights to her life. I mean, when you sign on with The Price is Right, you sign on for life.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: From that moment on I decided I could be anyone I wanted to be, so I started changing my identity. 
 Response 1: So you decided to be two people? Are you merely two people or are there other personalities?  
 Response 2: Aw, kiddo, I think that's such a huge responsibility. I'm honored. I think your name should be something powerful. Something valiant. So how about Erik? It's a Viking's name, I think. You saved all of our lives.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Rita, we gotta get that door sealed. 
 Response 1: Well, technology you know, it is twenty eighteen. 
 Response 2: Hurry. Okay. I'll stack the rest of these peach cans in front of it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That's two to one, Missfizzial. Looks like I'm coming. 
 Response 1: I guess so. Everyone hop on my back. 
 Response 2: Your obsession with toilets has grown tiresome.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We outta sell them placards. We never even thought of selling them, but we steal a ton of them.  
 Response 1: Hi. Nice to meet you guys. You know, for being cousins, it's hard to tell any one of you apart. It's like I'm staring at a clone four times over. 
 Response 2: Let's have a yard sale to sell them.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What do you think they dream about down there? In their dreams, do they have dreams about totally normal possible stuff? 
 Response 1: I think they dream about dashed dreams or dreams not coming true. 
 Response 2: A little bit. I have three children and they all left. I had a husband too.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Wait a minute, you guys. I sense mom's back. 
 Response 1: Yeah, it definitely smells like the '90s. 
 Response 2: I call it what I want to call it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mr. Thompson! You stole my fringe! 
 Response 1: You have caught me. I have hurt your family. 
 Response 2: I'll take the pants. Kirk has been looking for pants.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Do you mind if I just move all these Big Mac boxes? 
 Response 1: Go ahead, move those boxes. But don't throw them out, just leave them, like, on the dash. You know, I'm collecting Monopoly points. 
 Response 2: We prefer to call ourselves sales associates. I don't shuck things, it's not corn. It's glasses.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is everyone ready for carrot cake? 
 Response 1: My favorite. It's the only way to eat a carrot. 
 Response 2: Me, too. My dad is just awful, it's clear. His only priority is beer.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, thank god it worked. He went to the concert. 
 Response 1: Hey, that's my wife. 
 Response 2: God, I know. He's always with us and I just needed him to be somewhere else for four to seven hours.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I like to think that every place you hold tension in your body is actually a butt hole. 
 Response 1: That's interesting. Can we do questions? 
 Response 2: We're the Real Deal Spring Field. I like the sound of that.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I know you cast members can't point with one finger, I get it. 
 Response 1: That's right, exactly, I have to point with two, because in some cultures it's rude to point with one finger. And also, there's an urban legend that Walt Disney always pointed with two fingers because he always had a cigarette in his fingers. 
 Response 2: I've got a bad back. Not good. This is about as tall as I get. I used to be 7'1".
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So mom, how long are you going to be in Brazil for? 
 Response 1: I do so very easily. 
 Response 2: Listen. Here's the thing. When mama gets a gig mama got to go. Now, I got this man Flu, he thinks I'm a Brazilian princess.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Why are you clacking away on your typewriter? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I remember that. You sure picked the wrong room to break into. 
 Response 2: She might want this list later.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What would your mother think of this? Your foul mouth and disrespecting people. 
 Response 1: That's real nice, bringing up my mother since she's been out of this world for a couple months. 
 Response 2: No, but my sister is supposed to come see me today, she's a big newscaster.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We have a Mickey cartoon, where he shakes hands with Hitler at the end. 
 Response 1: Oh, this sounds exciting and historical. 
 Response 2: It's beautiful and so small.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mom's so good at that job. I mean, look at you. You're amazing. 
 Response 1: Should I go make the bed? 
 Response 2: Yeah. I just wanted to be like you guys. Equals.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I want you to do the first half of the surgery. Then I will go over to the other doctor and have them finish it. 
 Response 1: Do not say tapeworm back here in the kitchen ever again. Remember the time the health inspector was here? 
 Response 2: OK. That's good because we still have to finish this guy on my table.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: James, will you please get those damn peach baskets out of this think tank? 
 Response 1: Well, he was so angry and full of rage.  The only way I know in my village to deal with someone like this is to treat them like a stray dog who has never known compassion, and then you smother them with love until they have no choice but to submit. 
 Response 2: So many empty peach baskets. Get them out of here. We ate all the peaches.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Poor Joseph got killed during rehearsal. God rest his soul. 
 Response 1: Oh, that's right, his head was bashed in with a rock. How could I forget that. 
 Response 2: Oh, yeah, one of our friends was murdered. We probably really shouldn't help you out, it's dangerous for us.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Obviously, she doesn't feel very good, which makes me in turn not feel so good. I can change. 
 Response 1: I'm sorry you're not feeling good. I didn't mean to make you feel not good by  not feeling good. 
 Response 2: Our story is set in 20th century Rome. Visitors from another planet have come to meet Julius Caesar, not realizing they have made a terrible miscalculation in time.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Curtis, maybe you should stay put. I'm really worried about you wandering about and not keeping track of time. 
 Response 1: You know what?  I did.  I did have a positive reaction to Denise's empathy, and I feel that if you guys think it's okay, who am I to say no?  I'm not a no'er.  I'm a yes'er. 
 Response 2: Well I'll just try to stay here and remember that I'm supposed to stay here. Just try to hypnotize myself with this map of the mall.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Why don't you have any African gray parrots in your bird section? 
 Response 1: We stopped carrying those because they were assholes. 
 Response 2: Yes, I was trying to decipher whether or not she was, indeed, pregnant or just sort of chubby.  It turns out that was your mother and she was pregnant with you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I know Joanie. She was on patrol here, in the neighborhood, as an officer of the law. And of course, she gets free VHS rentals. 
 Response 1: Oh, it'll suck up all the juices and be delicious at the end of the meal. They'll be so exciting. 
 Response 2: I patrol this area. To be honest, not a lot happens in the section, and so I poke my head in here a lot. See if there's anything I can do.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Next up, Amos. It's your turn to sing. 
 Response 1: It's for everyone, Jazz. Everyone's going to eat this. You can add it to your own plate. 
 Response 2: Surprise! Here comes Amos. Amos is going to sing that famous old song "Anybody Here Remember How To Jitterbug?"
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Is that my dad downstairs, and if so why wouldn't you tell me that he was. 
 Response 1: Dad, how could you do this? This is my one friend and you have to kidnap her dad? 
 Response 2: Well, it was your own fault for keeping me alive.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That's me, Jerry Disney! I'm finally in charge and I'm changing the names of all the rides. 
 Response 1: I think that's my car's soul. 
 Response 2: Jerry, you've never made a bad decision.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Did you say something about putting on motor oil? 
 Response 1: We put motor oil on it, add bacon, double it up with cheese, triple fry, we light it on fire, and boom! 
 Response 2: I better practice my instrument.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Look, I think we should all split up while I go back to my safe chamber. 
 Response 1: You would think that, cocaine lady. 
 Response 2: And they've all got that chip on their should because it's not Big Egg Town.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That planet is barely a sphere. 
 Response 1: It's an oblong planet. 
 Response 2: Well, I am the King of Sudan. We have a lot of insurgents. Is there a way possibly we can take care of that?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, if you like getting things monogrammed, maybe you want to look at my sky mile catalog. 
 Response 1: I'd love it. Do they have the sodoku game inside? 
 Response 2: Thank you Tina, I appreciate it. I mean, I know it's super inappropriate that we're dating, since you're my boss.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You think me, the proprietor of Horrible Things to Come, the most gloomy bar in the city, is a gloomy guy? 
 Response 1: That's what HTC stands for? I thought that was the actual name of the bar. It sounds so cool. HTC. 
 Response 2: You're detecting floating particles? That's a health hazard. Let me check.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I want to have blue skin in the show. 
 Response 1: Art, your wish is my command. You will be a blue skinned alien. 
 Response 2: Come live with us in the sewers. It is stinky, but then we have like makeshift things like when you attach a boot to an arm and you pull a thing. Like mouse trap.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I want to be divorced from my dad. I can take care of myself. 
 Response 1: OK, but that's definitely not the right term for it. That one is for sure wrong. 
 Response 2: Okay, well as you can see we have racks and racks of flowing, short-sleeved shirts.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So you just let Gregor burn up? 
 Response 1: She was the one who set his hair on fire. 
 Response 2: OK. It is a train station. Don't turn them away.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'd like some regular old, non-weird tacos. 
 Response 1: Well, it depends on what normal is to you and that's subjective. 
 Response 2: Really? When did you hear her singing about it in the shower? How does the song go?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That's our family motto. It's stitched on our flier. 
 Response 1: Hey! She can't reproduce! She shouldn't even be in here if she isn't really a giraffe. 
 Response 2: Let's all say it together. Always bury a key in aisle four under the pantyhose.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What will happen when the foam starts? Will it mess up my cotton candy outfit? 
 Response 1: It will mix with the cotton candy you're wearing. And then it will all melt. And then I know my shift has ended and it's time to go home. 
 Response 2: Oh, my God. Umbrella is actually half of my last name.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Excuse me, sir. Are you a werewolf? Is there a full moon? 
 Response 1: His name is Bob. And if there's one thing that maybe you need to learn before you graduate, David, is to learn people's names. 
 Response 2: I'm a little bit of a werewolf, I'm a little bit of a werebear, I'm a little bit of a half-orc fighter. Someday I hope to level up and be a paladin.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I've gotta tell you.  I'm exhausted. 
 Response 1: How about the alphabet? Everybody knows it. 
 Response 2: Me, too!  I've sweat out a whole person!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We're gonna hit you in the head with balloons and make you wear a hat that says derogatory things about women. 
 Response 1: Yeah, that's how we do it in Beer Town. 
 Response 2: Me too, Pierre.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm confused why you're asking me for a perm, because your hair is already extremely curly. Can you understand my confusion? 
 Response 1: Alfred, before you die, would you mind putting in a word for me with your producers as the new host of Bass Fishing and Jackpot King. 
 Response 2: No, I don't, because a curl can always get tighter. It literally says that on your door.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I traveled all the way from the next town. 
 Response 1: Dad? 
 Response 2: This is so much worse than if he had no relationship with his father.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Alright, SWAT is set up outside. Are you guys ready? 
 Response 1: It's finally happened. You thought you were going to spend your whole life without anyone else seeing your ghost. 
 Response 2: This is Agent Thompson. I have just left the bird's nest and it is a go!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Ricky's body is kind of transparent looking. 
 Response 1: It's because all the skin and bones are skins. There's no more living cells. 
 Response 2: Well, you know, I'm not getting any younger and I thought my eyes were failing me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I understand Brandon was taking care of you folks, but he's a little indisposed right now. 
 Response 1: Yes, he was going to bring us appetizers. 
 Response 2: It's been 5 years and I'm still just the MC at Clifton's Cafeteria and no one listens to me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm sorry, we're under new management here. 
 Response 1: You've got to be rude to the customer. That's our gimmick. 
 Response 2: Look, I have been running a chicken cold storage unit for 75 years. I don't have time to wash a cheese grater.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't know, honey. Nine extra dollars for shipping. Can we do it? 
 Response 1: Can I tell you something? I've handled all the shipping for this family by taking out loans. Everything we've ever put in the mail. There's a guy that I borrow money from. Eventually it's going to come back to haunt us. 
 Response 2: Hey, I'm new to this. I like it so far. My friends told me two things. First, meet Manny Maloney, and that'll help me out. And then secondly, sit on page side rage side. That's all I know.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey, did I leave a ring inside the dummy? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I've been putting in extra hours at The Forum. 
 Response 2: Is that what this is? Here you go. `I didn't even know you were married.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's also day into night, you know what I mean? You could be running errands and looking chic and then you go to a fancy opening or whatever. 
 Response 1: Good point, Rob. 
 Response 2: So, that's why our pets are doing all this. You've conditioned them to look admirably upon these things.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I wouldn't mind using my position to, uh, make you have sex with me. 
 Response 1: Oh, well, I actually came to complain about another student who did just that. 
 Response 2: The humans will clean them up and not think twice about it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Perhaps I could join your party. 
 Response 1: No that's not going to happen, we hate you, we think you're a super boring daughter. 
 Response 2: You look like an infant in a business suit.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Alright, extras that get to go on the rides, move over here. Everyone from this point over needs to move over there. 
 Response 1: This isn't fair. We've been camping out all night to be here. 
 Response 2: Yeah, you're in what we call a pear relationship. You know, it started great at the top and then got big and heavy at the bottom. All right, so you need to minimize that heaviness, all right? You need to just maybe slim it down, OK? Do you hear what I'm saying to you?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: He had the stethoscope, the shiny thing, lab coat, scrubs. 
 Response 1: Chaz, this may sound horrible to say in wedding vows, but I kind of spaced out there for a moment and I missed some of the stuff you said, but I love you, too, and I promise, I'll listen closer in the future, and I wish that I had taken the time to write out my vows. 
 Response 2: And I carried that thing, the tall scale that doctors used to have? I just dragged that with me.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Charisma, don't crumple up the poem that you wrote for Mr. Brown. He might redeem himself later. 
 Response 1: The only way he can redeem himself is to find each and every parrot and bring it back to the jungle. 
 Response 2: I want to be back below ground again, where I'm comfortable.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I say we untie ourselves from these train tracks and go see that lady to find out from her who absorbed into who in the womb and who's half of what's left! 
 Response 1: Let's commit vigilanteism on a real vigilante! 
 Response 2: Excuse me? This is a medical hospital.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I know. I'm trying to tap onto the ceiling of this hell that we live in. 
 Response 1: Could you please open the register, sir? This is of vital importance. 
 Response 2: Try to use the broom handle.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, I see. You thought that Kay was a person. There are people named Kay, but not in this place. There is a Kay that works at the piano place next door. 
 Response 1: Well, I don't want to buy a piano. 
 Response 2: Yeah we were trying to figure out the best way to see most of Houston and we see a restaurant named Houstons and we thought we'd kill two birds with one stone.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hi, Pixie.  I just noticed you were there, and normally I don't get up the gumption to talk to you, but I thought since we're both cast as leads, we should get to know each other. 
 Response 1: Yeah, that's cool.  There's no one else here to talk to. 
 Response 2: It was through God that this happened. My work here is done. Smoke bomb!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My owner has accused me in the public eye of being a sexual deviant. 
 Response 1: Was this in the printed word or on television? 
 Response 2: Yea, but they are all kind of fucking whacked. It's nice to have a real ass bitch down here sometimes.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mr. Ramierez, that's a beautiful hat. 
 Response 1: It's a silk robe. The material is not clinging at all. It's very soft. What is this condition you have exactly? 
 Response 2: Thank you. She's from Panama.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: My brother Daniel likes to stay in the grandfather clock. 
 Response 1: Oh, how exciting. I've never heard of anyone sleeping in a grandfather clock before. 
 Response 2: Yep. Three of them in long coats, the fourth one didn't make it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Winter is a harbinger of horrible things to come, as we say and as is inscribed above the bar: "Horrible things to come." 
 Response 1: I can't feel my feet. 
 Response 2: It's so gloomy for a nightclub.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Just go in there bathroom. The code is 1 0 2 0 6 0 4 0. 
 Response 1: It is important that we not be ashamed of our bodies and all the stuff that they do that we can't control. 
 Response 2: Alright, I'll see y'all in about 30 minutes.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I can't pee without this dog staring at me. 
 Response 1: I wrote it down on an index card, and then I left the index card where they keep the potatoes with the chives on them. 
 Response 2: Yeah, Shandy likes to see nudes.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah, well, the shit's the manure and that's the fertilizer that makes them grow. I need to see the lush greenness of England. 
 Response 1: Alright, honey. Let's make your dream come true, I guess. I'll go where you go. 
 Response 2: That's right. It's Michael Jackson, the ventriloquist dummy made out of mummies.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My Lord, I just want to make something clear to everyone present. There's a woman up there that resembles me, but isn't me. She's saying that you don't exist. 
 Response 1: Yeah, Leg Cramp ended up marrying one of those guys and leaving me. 
 Response 2: It's confusing because you both have the Rachel haircut.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What page are we talking about, And who's Samantha? 
 Response 1: Dad, you just take one off and then you put it on. 
 Response 2: The page that the newscaster reads at nine o' clock news.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Steve Dons. I was behind the chair at the first meeting. 
 Response 1: Oh, you're the guy who wanted to smoke. They guy who, like, forced himself on that girl. 
 Response 2: I gotta take a class. Do they have a sword swallowing class down at the strip mall?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I think it was ambitious to begin with the motorcycle show. 
 Response 1: Wait, what? I mean, your mother still lives here. You all don't want your mother to live? 
 Response 2: But I'd seen it done in a much smaller sphere than I built. It should have worked even better.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Uncle, maybe you have some headache powder for Daniel in your pot of lotion. 
 Response 1: I do agree. It took me a second to say it again out loud to realize that sweat can glow like a star. 
 Response 2: Oh, I see that I do have some headache powder for him to try. Try this and see if it works, Daniel.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Listen, the good news is, your boys done you proud. They's going to be major recording artists. 
 Response 1: That's an inside baseball term for ya. Pass through the cloud means he stopped being a ghost and he was just nothing. 
 Response 2: My boys. Y'all gonna be on that America's Got Talent?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Excuse me would you mind stepping aside for a second? 
 Response 1: Alright, a lady's got a right to stand on the corner. 
 Response 2: It's been 5 years and I'm still just the MC at Clifton's Cafeteria and no one listens to me.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You can't blame me, Barb. I love him. 
 Response 1: But what about the guy you hired just to do that? Is he not available anymore? 
 Response 2: She knows the real me. We've been having this affair since before we were married.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: She's the first female chief of a tribe, head logger, and den mother to the stars. 
 Response 1: She's also the first white Native American chief.  That's never happened before.  That's how much they respect her. 
 Response 2: If you bring the grease, I'll bring the pots.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You seem a little sleepy. How did you start your day today? 
 Response 1: My honey and I woke up and I suggested that we have a TV day because we haven't done it in so long. 
 Response 2: That'll be one thousand francs.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Good news, ya'll, John and I are getting back together. 
 Response 1: Yes, and frisbees!  Having frisbees would be perfect for all the kids and dogs that go to your store!  Just a thought! 
 Response 2: That's OK Vince, you can come fuck me instead. Forget about John.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Alright, so I'm going to be gathering intel at the beauty parlor. Got it. 
 Response 1: That's right. So make sure you ask a lot of questions when you're there. Just find out about their lives and everything. If you can, try not to let them ask you too many questions unless you got your backstory, like, good and tight. 
 Response 2: Wait, what about my wish, where I possibly could be the manager.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We're not related. He's watching me this weekend because my mom wanted to go to the spa. 
 Response 1: This is the first I'm hearing of this, wait. We're not related. Oh, my God. 
 Response 2: Oh, Janice. I'm afraid I've been a dirty dog.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Putio's knife is lighter than a feather.  
 Response 1: Oh, geez! You almost sliced my face with that knife. 
 Response 2: Well cancer's going to get all of us at some point.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well listen, guys. The rules have changed. There's another state fair coming up in this very state. 
 Response 1: Some say that, but, I like to know what's going on in the area in which I live. 
 Response 2: I thought that was the very last fair, five years ago. But I'm glad I was wrong.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: There's a possum and part of a raccoon. 
 Response 1: If you think it's hard for you imagine being me for just one split second. News flash, I have it worse. 
 Response 2: Let's take part of that raccoon, put some cheese on it, and double fry it!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Seems like this is working out. 
 Response 1: Well, that is somewhat true. We used to bake pies for pie contest together, which I can see you're still doing without me. 
 Response 2: It's almost working out too well. This is suspicious.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's weird that your concerned about a scroll when a person's dying. 
 Response 1: Well you just made your death seem inevitable, and we just met you. 
 Response 2: Aw, you're not the first man to say that. In fact, I hear it quite often.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Are you the manager, Ma'am? 
 Response 1: Yeah, that's where I got all my gumption. They let me choose a personality trait. 
 Response 2: I guess I am, for all intents and purposes. There's a turtle sale right now. I don't have time to talk about this.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, Arlene, we could have been together? 
 Response 1: I liked what I heard. 
 Response 2: We could have and I would have remembered every date we ever went on.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You look sinister. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I just feel like we needed to conclude that part of the story. 
 Response 2: Do I? I get that a lot.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey would you mind taking these bags up to the room? 
 Response 1: Just throw it up on my back! 
 Response 2: Definitely. He could be the one to heat up the gel before it gets in the bottle.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: They smoke in a church, or whatever. 
 Response 1: In France, if they are twins they throw them into the river. Both, because it is an omen of evil. 
 Response 2: Yes, smoking in church.  That's my next stop after being a pregnant teen.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Are there any crazy people in the waiting room? 
 Response 1: And I apologize for being so defensive. Let's shake on it like gentlemen. 
 Response 2: That's kind of rude, don't you think? I mean, you're our psychiatrist.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Madam, are you lost? May I help you? 
 Response 1: I'm waiting here for a lover-turned-friend. A friend-turned-lover. 
 Response 2: Dad it is my time on the TV you said even if you are trying to sleep that I could watch it!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's my dirty 40th birthday today and I hope no one minds I already cracked open this Riesling because we can't get service here. 
 Response 1: We are fine with it honey. It's the only way to have a good time. 
 Response 2: Oh, I miss Greg's. You know, I'm supposed to be at Greg's right now.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Look, there's so much to see here at the State Fair. What do you think? 
 Response 1: It's wonderful. It's a little intimidating to be honest with you. There's a lot to take in. 
 Response 2: So wait, maybe Edgar hasn't been here for 45 years. Maybe it's been less time than that. Maybe no time at all has passed since you entered this painting, or since I've entered this painting.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Are you done? I was in this line ten minutes ago and you're still in here singing your dumbass love song to this guy. 
 Response 1: Charlie will tell you, he is like my bartender. I am too young to drink, so I come to the bakery to tell him my troubles. 
 Response 2: We'll just eat what they were having.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't want to go in there if she doesn't have her bra on. 
 Response 1: Yes, that is why this is the last day we'll be open. We won't be processing photos anymore. We're closing up shop. 
 Response 2: Yeah, it's probably going to take her like ten minutes to put it on.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Of course, young lady. What size t-shirt do you take? 
 Response 1: Can you hold the t-shirt out so we can get a good look at it? 
 Response 2: Yeah, and now I feel like the chicken is telling us something different.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You took my bracelet? I took your ring. 
 Response 1: We appear to have pickpocketed each other. 
 Response 2: Ok, I'll say a positive like "delicious" with it next time. Then it won't be taken in a negative way.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Are you having a rough day, buddy? 
 Response 1: Oh, yeah, one of our friends was murdered. We probably really shouldn't help you out, it's dangerous for us. 
 Response 2: Yeah, one more minute as Colonial Sargent and I'm going to lose it. All these kids are tugging on my epaulets.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You'll forgive me for saying so, but you have a reputation for being very nosy. 
 Response 1: I'm not going to stop until you're dancing by yourself. 
 Response 2: Some say that, but, I like to know what's going on in the area in which I live.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm a little uncomfortable. 
 Response 1: You're very defensive, but I see that all the time with people that talk to the dead. 
 Response 2: Listen, it's not a bad thing. We want your friendship, so that we have access to your privilege.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He is known for refusing to cook anything else. 
 Response 1: Why would I cook anything but Cool Whip filled Hot Pockets? They are the most delicious delicacy on the planet! 
 Response 2: He was busy on his phone playing Plants vs Zombies. I just figured I'd go with it and keep the reality real. So, I bit him.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm sorry to have to detain you, but you just have to stay in here for a little bit. 
 Response 1: Oh, that's fine. It's all part of the family vacation we've been saving up for. 
 Response 2: Yeah, semibiotics was actually weirdly harder than my medical degree.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mother, it's what I need to do. I need to become a stand up comedian. 
 Response 1: Your father and I did not come here so you could be in the arts. 
 Response 2: I'm terribly sorry, you're wearing a scarf wrapped around your head.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mother, I think there must way for us to insinuate our business into the carnival. 
 Response 1: People will get hungry, especially with a tapeworm in the picture. 
 Response 2: It's our duty as officers to save the public from people passing around funny money.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm worried. I have a family and you've had me hold these knives all day. If I slip, this knife is going to go straight into my throat. 
 Response 1: Or, it could go straight into his throat. 
 Response 2: Maybe not, but I feel like I've got some good questions about life and stuff.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What is wrong with you, mysterious guy? Why do you have Scruples and six yo-yo's in your jacket? 
 Response 1: So, you sat in his lap? How did that work? 
 Response 2: I just want to read Scruples and practice my yo-yo'ing with different weights of yo-yo.
Output: Response 2