niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: My darling, don't use my name.  Don't use my name.? 
 Response 1: But, Maria, I just thought it'd be nice to call you by your name a little here and there. 
 Response 2: I'll tell you what's nuts.  I forgot a protein to go with my risotto.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mr. Simmons, that interview didn't go so well, did it?? 
 Response 1: It's OK, I'm not mad. 
 Response 2: No, I was not prepared. I'm sorry that I called in in a fit of peak.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm going to be Mayor some day. So, why don't you come to the prom with me and you'll be able to say that you went to the prom with the mayor before he was the mayor. 
 Response 1: Now you're talking my language. Sabrina the Teenage Witch is the jazz of television programs. 
 Response 2: Not only will I not go to the prom with you, I don't want to see you at the prom at all. I don't want to see you there. I don't want to smell you there. I don't want to taste you there and I certainly don't want to see you dance there.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What a great day for food. 
 Response 1: It is, Sherry. It's a great day for food. 
 Response 2: Oh, gosh, I'm so sorry. I am from Wisconsin and I can't speak Spanish or, you know, even Spanglish. Gosh, that's even harder because that's two at once.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Delores, you should not be involved in this science fair, at all. 
 Response 1: Yeah, man, it's me - Dennis Miller. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I may be a drunk lady that throws up all the time and I'm a terrible step-mother, but I need to see that justice is done.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Judy, I'd like you to meet some of the underlings of the mars bases. 
 Response 1: My Dean, he's so good to those underneath him. He really treats them as humans. 
 Response 2: Yes, I've lived here for several years, I speak Spanish.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't know where he is either. 
 Response 1: I told you we never should have gotten Todd to do the song. 
 Response 2: Whoa, wait am minute. Are you the archangel Gabriel? I thought you looked familiar.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We didn't even tell you about him 
 Response 1: Yeah, Toilet Island was the last real show. There are really toilets and there are really islands. 
 Response 2: I liked what I heard.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It is a little interesting and amazing that I came back. 
 Response 1: By then you'll be drowning in nickels, Jesus Christ. 
 Response 2: She was that good, huh? I'm looking forward to the concert.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: All right, you guys. Come on in here. I'm going to go over some of the rules of the dormitory. 
 Response 1: Please say we can drink. Please say we can drink. 
 Response 2: That explains all the turkey basters in mom's bedroom.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Can you tell me where I am right now? 
 Response 1: Your crisp white suit tells me that it's summertime wherever you go. I know that much. 
 Response 2: I was eating lunch on the move because I'm like a shark.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What do you think, should we do it Meriam? 
 Response 1: You're right, I did notice that, she doesn't even have a broom either. I kinda feel bad for her, in a weird way. 
 Response 2: I think so. If we don't I'm worried this guy is going to eat the children. We want them to work not get eaten for goodness sake.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm currently unemployed, but I'm working on an adult novel. 
 Response 1: That is the saddest sentence I ever did hear. 
 Response 2: Yeah, we're just the only ones talking to you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So this is a time seal? 
 Response 1: Yes. It's a time door. It's not scheduled to open again for another two years. But I'm not great at math. 
 Response 2: Is this because I don't have anything interesting about my haircut or the way I dress? Sorry I don't dress like you, dad. I'm sorry I'm not unique or sartorial.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You killed that postcard that a lady sent from Madrid. 
 Response 1: I didn't like the cut of its jib. 
 Response 2: Hi Irv. You've got a great body.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We both went on a journey. We ended up at this golf course where everyone was foreign and we were hoping to have a very abroad experience. 
 Response 1: Right. I'm thinking of full color photos of multiple heads of hair. 
 Response 2: Here at this miniature golf course?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're finished, Geum. You're out of the FBI. You betrayed your country. 
 Response 1: Oh, no. Oh, god, the lies I've lived. I'm sorry. 
 Response 2: I don't think that we will. Thank you very much.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You were mentally gone for a long time, man. I was slapping you for like 30 minutes. 
 Response 1: Oh, that's why my face is stinging. 
 Response 2: They didn't let my character talk a lot, at all.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Our therapist Nancy would say you're purposefully antagonizing me right now. 
 Response 1: Absolutely, this is the most refreshing city in the world. 
 Response 2: Yeah, the same one that told us there was a North Street in Philadelphia? Right now I feel a little screwed over by Nancy.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What if we invite the new resident over under false pretenses and then we push her out on stage in front of a live audience. 
 Response 1: But it's cold storage. 
 Response 2: Get her on the horn immediately. I'd like to speak with her.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: To be frank, sir, even the poor people in Malibu have better houses than I do. 
 Response 1: I love the news. I love it. It's better than shows that are fake with their fake actors. 
 Response 2: Well, that's because you're an outsider, Rodney. And everyone will always regard you as such.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm just so proud of you. I never thought you would be the man that you are. It was really touch and go for awhile there. 
 Response 1: He threw a rock and knocked out a cop. 
 Response 2: Grandma, completely, thank you so much.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well you know, one of these days, Colombo is going to solve my cold case. I've a time traveler, of course, I've seen that all comes to be. I'm almost like a psychic. 
 Response 1: Who wants to live forever? I pray for the release of death. I have to take my own teeth out of my skull every night. 
 Response 2: Cheryl, you don't have to rub people's faces in it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You can go to New York City and dance. 
 Response 1: Oh my god, that man just stole a book. 
 Response 2: I've thought about that, but instead I've decided to go to Un-namedville, USA.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You can lock stuff away in your desk with little keys. 
 Response 1: Yeah, that's a basic function of most desks. 
 Response 2: Oh, yes. Tidying around the house. Here is is right here. Trevor just returned it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Why did you tell us that story? You told us that you throw many high society balls and then told us about one going terribly wrong. 
 Response 1: Oh, OK. That's what I need to write down. When she talks sometimes, my mind wanders. 
 Response 2: Yes, and that's the only time it went terribly wrong.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, since you're the oldest, most interesting person at this fair, I'd just like to get some of your stories. You must have some cool fair stories. 
 Response 1: He's an African Gray Parrot. 
 Response 2: Well, this is exciting. No one's ever asked me to tell my fair stories before. I was born in 1912 and I've been working at this fair since I was a little boy.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Rather than grade your homework day by day, I'm going to give it to you all now. You've got the year to finish it. Just give it to me at the end of the year. 
 Response 1: Mr Powellmore? What if I finish it early and I turn it in tomorrow? I mean, is there any way I can get my grades early? 'Cause my dad really wants to see like, that I'm working hard and that I'm putting the time in. 
 Response 2: She so young. She's barely 18. Freshly 18.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's going to be good. I'll punch with my knee. 
 Response 1: Yeah, probably too much cheese. 
 Response 2: That's a kick. Or a knee, really.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Aren't you a chimney sweep? You should be the one going down the chimney. 
 Response 1: Well, it's been so long. I haven't gone down a chimney in years. 
 Response 2: I've been looking forward to this for months.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey, this lady can't help that she's drunk. 
 Response 1: I have a disease. Alcoholism is a disease and I have it and I love it. 
 Response 2: I told you, it's a co dependent relationship.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hello, have you found something to your liking? 
 Response 1: It could even be outdoors somewhere, communing with nature. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I've heard about them trollbeads. They say that they're at K, and every kiss begins with Kay.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Roger, you got me? Can you hear me? 
 Response 1: Yes, Don, I can hear you in my ear wig and I see words on the prompter. It's standard beginning "Good evening, Machete Falls, I'm Roger News. Welcome to News Control". 
 Response 2: Sort of. I am from French-Germany.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I just went out and did crowd work for 30 minutes to buy you some time. 
 Response 1: Sure. That gives us three whole hours. 
 Response 2: I know and everyone is furious. You were roasting people left and right.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, it's boring here. Maybe i shouldn't have left. Let's see what's on TV. Do you guys feel like watching something? 
 Response 1: I don't know. Something sexy. I mean, old episodes or Jersey Shore. I mean, I just like to have fun. 
 Response 2: Well I thought this was going to be bing, bang, boom. Not dangerous to leave it there for ten minutes.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We're expecting highs in the 36's and lows in the 20's. 
 Response 1: Wait. Are you doing Celsius again? 
 Response 2: You know, we're always trying to make room in our brain for new experiences, so we don't hang onto a lot of memories.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: If we're at Tommy Bahama, should the music we play be like Jimmy Buffet? That feels like a home run. 
 Response 1: I have to be honest with you, and it's hard for me to acknowledge when I'm wrong. But I've never googled the Bahamas. And in my mind, everything down in on the islands is Jamaica. I just picture everything is reggae. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I was hesitant, but I want to be best friends with my daughter.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Come on, take the shot, ghost Wilt Chamberlain. 
 Response 1: It's Palm Springs. You're at an outdoor pool. It's pretty warm. 
 Response 2: Maybe my patented underhand style will work this time in the afterlife.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You ran away and missed the t -shirt guy. 
 Response 1: Ah, well, you know, I haven't that in so long since I've been in Hollywood because we have larger budgets, but you look fantastic. 
 Response 2: He sounds wonderful.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Not only does Ralph not have to give you his pants, he didn't have to give you his bag, and you're not allowed to glue peoples' mouths shut. This is America. 
 Response 1: I think you're paraphrasing, very liberally. 
 Response 2: We've done some googling while you've been abusing this gentlemen and, frankly, you're abusing your power. What do you think you are, a religion?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Every year, we janitors clean the red carpet. We vacuum it. We shampoo it. We use our vacuum cleaners from home. 
 Response 1: I brought my own Dyson.  
 Response 2: I'm also from here and I've never heard that saying before.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Now, does anyone have an Epipen? This man seems to be having an allergic reaction. 
 Response 1: Yes, I've lived here for several years, I speak Spanish. 
 Response 2: Please, help my husband. We just got married, I don't want to be a widow so soon.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: OK. So, in 2015, Prince is still alive? 
 Response 1: Well, of course he is. What are you talking about? 
 Response 2: You'll be the lookout. Nobody will suspect a wheezing man.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hi guys. Hi boys. My name's Jennifer. There's so many of you. 
 Response 1: What? Well, ladies can't pray. That's absurd. 
 Response 2: I'm the most mature here, so you probably want to talk to me a little bit.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: JoAnn, please hold my calls. I'm going to run out and get a sub sandwich. 
 Response 1: It's obvious we're all covered in sweat. 
 Response 2: Dr. Hawaii, I'm so sorry, but there's a pig emergency.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Can I ask how she died? How did she pass? 
 Response 1: Yes, you can. she was lifting a brick off of someone and he shot her. 
 Response 2: Yeah, we'll have two waters between two donuts and I will start with Zaire.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Do you need a ride? 
 Response 1: Yeah, I'm going to see an old friend, who I think is in hospice care. 
 Response 2: Are you broken and you need fixing? I can do that.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I was thinking about bludgeoning each and every one of you with a mace, you know it has the spikes? It's like a club with spikes. You just hit someone 'til they're a pulp. 
 Response 1: You're a terrible girl. Put your clothes back on and get out of my classroom. 
 Response 2: Too fat. Their sausages are too fat in Germany.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Why don't you just retire? This is so much stress for you. 
 Response 1: I got kids. 
 Response 2: Oh, just in time. I was about to turn into dust and grant a wish in a monkey-paw type situation.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm going to have to hear this from your wife. Where is she right now? 
 Response 1: We came in a spaceship, but it's no replace for our mother. 
 Response 2: Oh, she's at home. She's resting because of the rapids incident.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Robert, I'm back. I got the bowl paint. 
 Response 1: Hello, honey. Thank you so much for bringing the paint back. 
 Response 2: It's hard to be an alcoholic here.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Have you looked at that money closely? It's funny money. 
 Response 1: It's got Morgan Freeman's face on it. 
 Response 2: It was a home birth. We lived in a sales area. We sold things from our home. So, when the mid-wives went to get a birth certificate, they actually got a gift certificate.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well William, let's head out there in these brown shirts. But let's put on a little green, too. How about some green scarves? 
 Response 1: Hey, what if we drew lines on the sleeves like in a pattern? 
 Response 2: You gave me like three pages of copy. There's not way I can get all of that out.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm not going to lie to you. That candy has been here for a long time. And the Snowcaps are even older. 
 Response 1: So you don't do a lot of candy business at Blockbuster? 
 Response 2: I am too. If this was supposed to teach us a lesson we were supposed to learn about being careful what we wish for, I'm feeling pretty great about it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well I guess Kay's not coming back to work. 
 Response 1: I was hoping she would, but I suppose she isn't. 
 Response 2: That's OK. I've never thought of you as being in my time travel for good. I'll do it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's starting to get cold. Thomas, give us your coat. 
 Response 1: Every time you pick your phone up, you look dead. 
 Response 2: I don't know about that. I'm so small and stringy, I'll freeze to death.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Did you get the scroll, what happened? 
 Response 1: They didn't have anything without dairy or soy. They tried to give me toppings. And they had the scroll in the register, so they couldn't open it. 
 Response 2: Do you own an African Bird? If not, I can't help your ass.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: At risk of being too forward, you smell like oregano. 
 Response 1: When Scott Adams dies, you're never going to see me again. I'm going to start a new life somewhere. 
 Response 2: I bartend at a pizzaria, so that's probably why.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'll tell you what I'll let you guys in because you seem to love it so much. And I, frankly I hate my job. So who cares? Go ahead and enjoy yourselves in there. But just so you know, it's not a thing we do. This isn't a gift to me that you guys are going in gratis. 
 Response 1: We can't meet them on their level. We have to drag them onto ours. 
 Response 2: I don't know. We're willing to do it for no money. I don't even want to see the game.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, you were attracted to all of Lad's power? 
 Response 1: I love power. It's my favorite personality trait. 
 Response 2: Oh, it's smaller than a bedroom even and it's her whole house.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So, the problem with Pastor St. Augustine's outburst is that it's time consuming? 
 Response 1: That's the main thing. We've got some things to do. 
 Response 2: I would love it. I have one quarter of a Starbucks egg salad sandwich. To be honest, I'm starving, but I'd rather not eat it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I could make the good parts of you dream come true except for the parts with the Frenchman. 
 Response 1: I must protest. Of course, my Thompsjacks, he's a public figure. Everyone knows him from his work in the contraption field. 
 Response 2: I like that part of my dream because then I can take him to court and sue him for $1 Million. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Susan, I have no interest in seeing you naked ever again. Neither does anyone on Holly Court. 
 Response 1: I don't think he's looking too well these days. 
 Response 2: There might be an audience member who is wondering for the first time what these breasts look like.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah, that's the move I saw you doing in Cirque Du Soleil. 
 Response 1: Right. It's just by circumstance of being in this purse for awhile. 
 Response 2: Guys, probably not a great idea to stroll down circus memory lane right now when we're hiding and trying to be quiet. We've got to stay perfectly still, or they're going to see us.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: If there's one thing that maybe you need to learn before you graduate, David, is to learn people's names. 
 Response 1: Rick, you've blown me away with that. I am sorry for the way I've treated you, and also you, Bob. 
 Response 2: And we'll always have these tattoos to remember this journey.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What is the number one rule of 9-11? Fill, fill, fill. No dead air. 
 Response 1: Well, as you know, many celebrities come from Wisconsin. So it's very possible. 
 Response 2: You don't understand. Week after week, I get calls from that Houstons restaurant, saying there's some sort of weird thing going on there.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Time to eat more fuckin' meat. 
 Response 1: Telling me I'm from Orlando is hands down the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. 
 Response 2: Tony, I've been having the runs for like 22 years now. I thought diarrhea was just regular poop this whole fucking time. I go to the doctor, he tells me I'm eating too much meat.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I didn't shed a tear when the zombies came and got him, let me tell you. 
 Response 1: Wait a minute, it's you. Matern. You work for me now? 
 Response 2: If that guy was my husband I would have taken a peach can opener to him.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Are you doing that? 
 Response 1: I think that's my car's soul. 
 Response 2: Well that makes, it makes more sense than paying a dollar to buy the lemonade.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The elevator is stuck. Oh my god. 
 Response 1: Don't worry about it, the elevator will be back up shortly. There's an electrical problem with the light. Maybe it's alternating current or direct current. 
 Response 2: Yes, of course. He's like the oldest daughter on the Cosby show.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Don't you think that if you spend a little bit more time thinking about what you could give to the world and your contribution to the universe and less time bowing to a God you've never met, you might not be a drug addict? 
 Response 1: Wow, you just blew my mind. 
 Response 2: That's good, we're down to four. We've been spending them.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: OK, well listen. I got a guitar, I gotta a can-do attitude, and I'm real small. Any suggestions? 
 Response 1: I got a suggestion. Why don't you make like a turtle and, uh, leave slowly? 
 Response 2: That's a big part of it. I'm going to figure out everything that burns in the whole world.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I was a Falconer in the '80s, playing football. 
 Response 1: Alright, here's your margarita anesthetic. Just drink this. 
 Response 2: So when you watch your son in the Falconers TV special, do you sometimes feel like it's you playing, because you have the same name?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: OK, don't put us in with those people's realms. We're only pretty poor. We all have bad homes. 
 Response 1: Yeah, we're months away from tent city. 
 Response 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It went down the wrong pipe. It was too wet.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I have to say something. Your story of love and anniversary has softened my goblin heart. You said you wanted chocolates? Well, as Willy Wonka of this hotel, here are some tan chocolates. 
 Response 1: So, they're not here now, but after word gets out that the child murder is committed... 
 Response 2: They look like milk chocolate and white chocolate mixed together perfectly.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Artists could express themselves. 
 Response 1: They could drink out of plastic cups that they can't seem to in their god damn hand and then drop them on the floor. 
 Response 2: Yes, I smelled it from a great distance. The static electricity charge in the air is unmistakable.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: If there's a way that Melissa can be in a relationship and still maintain a successful business, I'd be OK with that. 
 Response 1: Some of them are usable, I guess. 
 Response 2: At this point, I need to explore my super power issue right now. I may need to step away from the business.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mr. Mitierry, are you doing okay?  Because sometimes when your neck is moving when you're talking it looks like you are maybe having a strain. 
 Response 1: Did being born in Palm Springs make you gay? 
 Response 2: That's a gobblers piece of skin that I had added so that people could understand how delicious my food tastes.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hello, I've just come from the botoxory. Oh, I'm positively pickled. I can't move an inch. It's fabulous. 
 Response 1: You look like an infant in a business suit. 
 Response 2: No, no, about your Twitter account. Do you want to have a Twitter account, an official account here for the aquarium?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We did. I mean, look, he wanted to rape me, but then we worked it out. 
 Response 1: I love Nickelback. It's kind of the reason I got a job here at the corn maze. 
 Response 2: I mean, can you fault someone for wanting? You know, as long as you don't act on it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh no, it's that bully. I thought I felt a wind in the drawer. 
 Response 1: I was hiding in the backseat with this here magazine. 
 Response 2: Hey! She can't reproduce! She shouldn't even be in here if she isn't really a giraffe.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You guys are going to want to take a moment and say a few words to your poster before I put it in the recycling bin. 
 Response 1: OK. I knew it was coming, but it's still a shock to hear you talk about disposing of it. 
 Response 2: I'd like to use my AAA discount.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Honestly, I think my friends are cuter than me. 
 Response 1: I dared him to, but I didn't think he'd actually do it. 
 Response 2: Well, I think I have a solution to your problem. You have to get a group of friends where you're the cutest and they'll never abandon you. People like to be around attractive people, and they hate being around ugly people.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: And you're taking those movies with you, Amile and Last Action Hero? 
 Response 1: I have rented one of those R-BnBs. 
 Response 2: Well, so is the film. None of us are young for referencing it so heavily.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You would think that, cocaine lady. 
 Response 1: My name is Militia. 
 Response 2: I'm a foe a little bit longer, but then I'll be a friend.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So what, you're going to put the lids back on the tubs? 
 Response 1: It was exciting. I've never seen a kitchen before. 
 Response 2: Yes. That's ten, twenty, thirty one. They're all safe.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'd like you to establish a meaningful relationship with this boy. What do you think? He needs to be on the straight and narrow. 
 Response 1: Oh, did I say that out loud? It's just something I can't stop thinking about. 
 Response 2: I can only move forward. That is in my past. I was tricked to have the baby from a scallop man doctor.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Suedeface, is it possible to become Suedebaby again or is this it? I would love it if Suedebaby could kill everybody. 
 Response 1: Sure, I can do that. It might take some practice. 
 Response 2: I said you were very good. I said you were no Ira, but who is anyway.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Why do you walk in the woods child? 
 Response 1: October 31. I'm going to be a sexy bride. 
 Response 2: I don't know, I drank this sauce and something overcame me and I came straight out to the woods. I just ran.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Duck is a very fatty bird. 
 Response 1: Yeah, that's true. Some people like it and some people don't. I kind of like it because I like fatty meat. 
 Response 2: We're going to bring that vibe to the new show. They can still experience that sexual feeling here a the park.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Thank you very much. I'm blind. 
 Response 1: So you're a regular glasses-wearer then. 
 Response 2: You were married in the middle school?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Those are all bad places to be shot. 
 Response 1: Right, none of them are desirable.  
 Response 2: Oh, I think there's a little bit of his brain in this.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey, I got a great deal on eggs for you. 
 Response 1: Oh thank god, the business is not going well. 
 Response 2: Yeah, sure, I mean, if it's going to help me get, like, into Hollywood, I'll do basically anything, like, required of me, Mr. Nulty.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Ricky, you scared away those demons. 
 Response 1: I would love to help. I love to perform. 
 Response 2: Yeah, well, that's the one good thing about being a dead guy. Demons are scared of you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do we know if there are Asian nominees? 
 Response 1: Would you want to join us in the outside world where Edgar and I come from? It's so much less abstract. 
 Response 2: Of course there's no Asian nominees.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: When I first met you, I wasn't sure about you, with your hair spikes. Then, as I got to know you, you seem like a fine young man. 
 Response 1: OK. Well, that's your business. Let's not get into that right now. You need to sing a song for Miss Cynthia. 
 Response 2: I am. I'm college educated. And the spikes, let me make a peace sign right next to your face and say: it's a family thing.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I just feel like I've been hard on you because I was jealous when you were holding all of those customers in your arms. It's like, you never hold me, old Timmy. 
 Response 1: Maybe you just haven't found the right subject. Have you ever tried romance? 
 Response 2: It's almost like, if I can say, as the mother in the corner of the office - Tim - it's almost like you've been so busy touching people you haven't really been seeing them.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: No strings on me, fiddle-dee-dee. 
 Response 1: Hold on, I'm going to run my hand over the top of him, make sure there's no invisible strings. 
 Response 2: Oh, big deal for me. Me and your daughter who you abandoned in Italy can form a posse of people who don't need you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, guys. We have 1 minute until showtime. 
 Response 1: It does because we like to be pedestrians because we're from New York. 
 Response 2: I guess we're not taking that nap.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You know, every day I think I have to get out of this marriage and then you get me back every day with your words. OK. Let's swim together. 
 Response 1: That's right. We we go up, we use the stairs. 
 Response 2: Thank you for that vote of confidence. I feel like I'm recharged, knowing you love me. Now, I'm going to pop for these tickets because it's our anniversary.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, you're talking my wife up there? You want to sign my wife? 
 Response 1: I want to sign her, but she hasn't done anything that I haven't heard before. If she's got one piece of original material, I'd take her. 
 Response 2: You're Adam? I'm your, I guess, grandson. Many times removed.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I feel like we were gone forever. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I mean, we're all monsters deep down, right? 
 Response 2: Yeah, and you know what's weird? I had the weirdest dream.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I just want to make love to you. I wish all these people weren't here right now, Larissa. I want to put our bodies on top of each others bodies. 
 Response 1: Oh, Neal, it's OK. Your exorcists are here to un-haunt your bus. 
 Response 2: We are both Gods instruments. Let us show the people what it means.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: If they don't know that you are coming, you definitely want to lead with the side pony. 
 Response 1: What do you mean? Look, John McCain's been out in the sun his whole life and he's doing just fine. I wear the SPFs you gave me. 
 Response 2: Like sneak up on them like a velociraptor from the periphery.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Sir, if you think about it, nobody really knows where the toilet water comes from. 
 Response 1: That's right. Don't be afraid. I've had some things happen to me, but one day I'll grow up to be a formidable killer, I bet. 
 Response 2: So, it is possible it could come from a beautiful french lake.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He's just a dumb baby.  Listen to him making those noises.  He honestly thinks he's talking right now.  That's terrible. 
 Response 1: Well, I did but under terms of duress.  I need to talk to you about that copper coin you keep that I gave you from long ago. 
 Response 2: Exactly.  He doesn't deserve this wonderful name that we, as his perfect parents, have come up with.  We need to bestow it upon a more deserving creature.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: And where are your boobs? 
 Response 1: Yes, we actually do. We meet Thursdays at 6:30 pm. 
 Response 2: Yeah, where'd they go anyway?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, forgive me. I know this is probably an annoying question. I'm new here. Can you tell me what the actual time is? 
 Response 1: You're right. This hat is not good. 
 Response 2: Time is a riddle. Time wraps itself around like a coil of a spring that has never sprung, like a dew drop thing that falls up into the cloud. Time is nothing and everything. All is time. Four forty seven.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We must get our daughter out of the house. I've been wanting to ravish you in the dining room for 35 years. 
 Response 1: Mother, I'm listening to you. Why do you always do this? You always do this to me, you perverse people! 
 Response 2: Oh, hello! Hello is always a wonderful thing to hear from anyone.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm on the kind of diet where I only eat parts of the animal that are indiscernible and you can't tell where it's from.  
 Response 1: I like to think about where it came from. 
 Response 2: Why it's true! And these are my children. We call ourselves the Cold Storage Kids.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Speaking of funny stunts, I stole a Ouija board. 
 Response 1: Trace, that's a scary stunt. 
 Response 2: Well, of course I did.  Then, I made a fortune selling dog skeletons.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is Steve. He's Steve Dons. 
 Response 1: He wants to smoke. He's the one who said "I hope we can smoke." 
 Response 2: What can I say? It's from my time on the beat.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Jim, what the hell are you doing here? 
 Response 1: Not only do you not pay extra, I'm gonna pay you to take it. I'm not the smartest businessman in the world, but I am the most well dressed. 
 Response 2: You can walk away from this hayride and I won't blame you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You don't look like a goth anymore. 
 Response 1: Oh yeah, we know. We were going to see it. 
 Response 2: I stopped wearing the eyeliner.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Curlyn's name is like Charde. Some letters you don't need and then sometimes, you hear sounds, but there's no letters. 
 Response 1: He had to put down his beer to wave you over, so that's a big commitment. 
 Response 2: That sounds like jazz.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Your son wants to work at Subway, or is it Quiznos. What's the difference? 
 Response 1: There's a big difference between Subway and Quiznos. At Quiznos the sandwiches are toasted by default. 
 Response 2: I said you were very good. I said you were no Ira, but who is anyway.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't want to live in a parallel universe anymore. I know the work here is great for you, but it's not for me. 
 Response 1: You're right. None of us want to live here, but the only way we're going to destroy it from within is to infiltrate their society. 
 Response 2: Yeah, which is why we shouldn't have done a Groupon for this one, because I'm concerned that we didn't pay full price and, karmatically, we might not get our money's worth.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We'll give you fifty dollars for that painting. 
 Response 1: That's exactly what I'm asking. That works out great. 
 Response 2: Yes, we're Bernie and Bernadette Bernsie?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What kind of piano are you building? Is it that kind that has a tack hammer? 
 Response 1: Show them the light that you have within. Open yourself to them. 
 Response 2: I am building a piano that has a tack hammer. I am building a piano that speaks to the dead. And that's why I'm in a hurry. And I'm sorry that a piano, in and of itself, wasn't enough to let me cut the line, but apparently I've had to tell you the real truth.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you think she's pretending to be a human killing robot? Why would she go to a doctor and the doctor tell her that she has a weird disorder, if she's actually a robot? 
 Response 1: That's the thing, how you die is how you continue to hurt forever. 
 Response 2: Maybe she should be my first human kill.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: After that chance meeting, Dame Judy Dench and I became friends.  
 Response 1: So, she threatened to eat you and then you became friends.  
 Response 2: Well, I sit very close to the TV because I'm vain and I refuse to get my eyes checked.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't think anyone is going to ride the ride if it's called the Matterhorn. 
 Response 1: So, I would sing the famous Top 40 hit, "Hey Gretchen, It's your Surgery Day Today." 
 Response 2: We should come up with a smaller name that we can fit on a cap.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: When I was a boy I always told my brother I bet you I can stay awake longer than you. 
 Response 1: Oh i remember this game I remember it well I'm going to bet you tonihgt that I am going to stay awake longer than you. 
 Response 2: I'd play it super safe and go with a bob.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: My name is Flip. 
 Response 1: It says it right on his name tag that his name is Flip. 
 Response 2: Yes, I can't turn down a scented breath. I think I'll go with a butter pecan breath.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Marjorie, look, I'm walking around in Wrinkle's body. 
 Response 1: Wow, why am I leaving this bosom of a country. It's so warm. Why am I going to harsh, cruel, racist America? 
 Response 2: Oh, darling. It's just as I've always dreamed. Your face is on another man's body.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: His name is Amos. And I call him Famous Amos and he calls me Sweet William. My sweet cookie brother. 
 Response 1: My sweet floral brother. You know there's flowers named after you, you're so sweet. 
 Response 2: Yeah, we're getting so close!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: How long as your dog been on life support? 
 Response 1: Well, it depends on how much you classify life support. I mean, he's had a ventilator for a while. 
 Response 2: Right, because you're making me do it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're not totally convinced of the things that I am claiming, which are true? 
 Response 1: I do see you in this new light, where you are very flamey, but I feel like I need to see more fire in your eyes. 
 Response 2: I don't think that we will. Thank you very much.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That's extreme.  That's something world dictators do.  Not high school boyfriends. 
 Response 1: Yeah, probably people judged him all of his life because of his height. So he became a cop. 
 Response 2: I know what I know and I know my heart got atrocity.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, I mean, it's just acting, who cares? It's pretend. When am I ever going to have to deliver a monologue that's so important. 
 Response 1: That really hurt my feelings there, to call it just acting. 
 Response 2: Well, take my card at least.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I didn't realize those boxes would be so heavy. I didn't know what was inside the boxes. 
 Response 1: These are people that gamble and fish? What kinds of things are we talking about? 
 Response 2: It's OK, Nooky. We're not mad.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh my god, you're Napoleon. 
 Response 1: And that's Genghis Khan! 
 Response 2: Yes, I did. I constantly asked people if I had teeth. But, I couldn't hear their answer because I had shock deafness.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What's black and white a red all over? It could be a newspaper with blood on it. 
 Response 1: You know what, it's actually really OK. I realize that, you know, in my past I liked being the only one naked. Now that everyone's naked, I feel like maybe I don't like it anymore. 
 Response 2: That's not wrong, but it's actually just a newspaper, because it gets read by people's eyes. But I can understand why you would go dark in this time of trauma.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Big Red, I didn't recognize you without your signature coat. 
 Response 1: Madeline, if I were to accuse you of not being able to do your job I would, of course, convene the tribunal. As we do according to the book. The Icelandic manual that we all go by here in Iceland. 
 Response 2: Well, it's hot out.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, the snack you offer is like a cocktail hour? That would be great. 
 Response 1: We do have some cans of wine for purchase. For the continental snack, we'll put out bags of baked Lays. 
 Response 2: Sorry, all I had was a menthol. I didn't have a mint.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The check is for $300 Million. 
 Response 1: OK. So, first you change the signs and everything. Then, you tell the workers that it's changing? That seems out of order. 
 Response 2: That's much more than $1 Million.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hello, fellow thespians.  Are you super jealous that I'm going to be playing the role of the melancholy dane in our spring show? 
 Response 1: No, I don't think I'm jealous about it.  I mean, like, it's probably, like, perfect casting or whatever. 
 Response 2: Well, they're starving, Chaz.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't know what to do. It sounds like we're just repeating a horrible history. 
 Response 1: Yeah, we're just the only ones talking to you. 
 Response 2: Yes, you're stealing the words right out of my book.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh my god. Now he's only a foot long tapeworm. He cut himself in half with the chainsaw. 
 Response 1: We have reunions every year. 
 Response 2: He was so brave, trying to save our family.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm running a business here. He never paid for the first time. 
 Response 1: Yes, I want you to celebrate your anniversary in style. 
 Response 2: Yeah, because you made me so small. I shrunk out of my own clothes and there was no way I could open a wallet.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah, and those homeless trolls are not like those toy pencil toppers.  They're more like those creepy riddle-askers type. 
 Response 1: I did. I drank so much coffee, I can hear my heart. 
 Response 2: Yeah.  They're real people who may or may not have a mental disease and decided they want to live underground.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh my god, this club is so fun. It makes me feel so great about life and I'm dancing right now! 
 Response 1: I have diabetes and I forgot about it for a second, I'm so happy. 
 Response 2: If you think it's hard for you imagine being me for just one split second. News flash, I have it worse.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Evelyn, I just want to check in with you briefly. I know your children have left. I want to make sure you're single before you move onto this other marriage. 
 Response 1: Yeah last time the cars got backed up, the witches came out of their holes. We never want that to happen again, it was awful, there was candycorn everywhere. 
 Response 2: Oh, I'm very single. I go to bed every night with cream on my hands and cream on my feet just waiting for someone to come through the door and ravish me or do whatever they do in the movies.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That's it. We're all Rogers now. You're a Rogers and we're Rogers. 
 Response 1: Yeah, actually, it does. You know, I tried to be a fireguy one time. That might have been the main problem, that I kept calling it fireguys. 
 Response 2: You're my new family. You'll take me in? 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Monica, can you please focus? We have such a limited time and you keep spacing out. 
 Response 1: Oh, were those dollars in my eyes again? 
 Response 2: I gotta do this or I go back to jail.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Ma'am, there seems to be a lot of dolls in glass cases here. 
 Response 1: Yes, it this is a ventriloquism museum and therefore it is dolls and we protect them in glass. 
 Response 2: Those tests are inconclusive. We don't yet know if Alka Seltzer bubbles are evil.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Effective immediately, we're closing the Lord of the Flies musical murder spectacular. I kind of wish that there were more murders in it. 
 Response 1: Aren't they in the public domain by now? Surely, they are. 
 Response 2: You guys, at the end of the day, a lot of people just didn't want to get dead.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This is purgatory. You're all in purgatory. 
 Response 1: So there was just a Kay working at Kay Jewelers who got fired for not being able to read, and that Kay is now working next door selling pianos. Right? 
 Response 2: Wait a minute. There was this one time I through out this piece of trash, but I missed. It bounced off the trash can onto the street, and I didn't go back and fix that.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This is all very inspiring because, in a strange sort of way, I've been a caterpillar who crawled into a dumpster, into the dark, to gestate and pupate and eventually emerge as this beautiful, beautiful butterfly of love with you, Bobby! 
 Response 1: Well, I'm all over ebay, I'll just say that. I know what something's worth. 
 Response 2: But, you've always been beautiful to me.  Does that mean you're about to become ugly now?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What kind of thimbles are you using? 
 Response 1: Just like, the thimbles that are supposed to protect your fingers from the needle. 
 Response 2: Yes. One second, Missy.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Look, Rudy, you come in here five times a week. 
 Response 1: That's right. Whenever I'm in town with my baseball team. 
 Response 2: Um, sure, I mean I can talk to the dead. So that seems like I have something to offer. I also have a soothing voice.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Doris, you had your babies, right? 
 Response 1: Please, Mr. Mommy was my father's name. 
 Response 2: Yeah, I had the twins and they're getting all the attention in the house.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Sam Houston, you're going to join us in the Gulf of Mexico. 
 Response 1: How could they not respect you? You've got the thinnest hair of anybody.  
 Response 2: That's right. We all live in the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico and now you will too.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We could have stayed home, dad. September 12 just seems like a weird day to go to The Price is Right. I mean, mom's dead.` 
 Response 1: Hold on a second, kids. There is nothing more American than The Price is Right. And if this show goes on, we go on. 
 Response 2: Oh, no! My Mom's on that ride! It's falling!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, I guess there goes Claude and Madeline. 
 Response 1: We are no longer a tribunal, we are just a duet. 
 Response 2: Well, thank you.  I mean, it's part of being a famous celebrity.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I don't feel so wall. 
 Response 1: Alright, guys, places. Places. What's wrong with you, Becky? 
 Response 2: Apparently, I have nothing to do because my wife is dead, right?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is it food on the table, or table under the food? Bet you never thought of it that way. 
 Response 1: God damn it, you're never going to be a professor of philosophy. You tried and it didn't work out. 
 Response 2: Please hurry.  Your lighthouse is the only thing that I could see in the darkness and I'm trying to get away from Ted.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That's a Paul DeGaul painting hanging on my wall. 
 Response 1: And he seems to be getting longer and longer. 
 Response 2: That's crazy. I heard that was stolen from a museum.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, I hope we never go home! 
 Response 1: Alright, everybody. Get in here. Kids come in for free. 
 Response 2: Oh that might be it? That's terrifying. We're still on it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Budino, you never let us dip our fingers in your whipped cream. 
 Response 1: Yes, okay, bye guys. Don't get divorced. Just a normal, healthy fight. Fights are healthy. 
 Response 2: You never asked.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: That is an unfortunate name. 
 Response 1: It's not good.  I don't even like saying it. 
 Response 2: Is it still really a doughnut if there's meat in it?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sweetheart, I appreciate you calling a friend over. I'm sure they're gonna be here any second. In the meantime, I need to address the fact that you want are watching Better Call Saul. 
 Response 1: Oh, fuck. Did I say that out loud? I mean, it was Lavar Burton. 
 Response 2: That's right. I kept my freak flag furled.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Many years ago, we were doing a bit of a talent scout for potential servants. We got on a big bus and we drove across the country. 
 Response 1: I won because I sang "I'm the Only One" by Melissa Ethridge. 
 Response 2: I think that's a monsoon, you guys.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Maybe we would have been more scared if you weren't wearing sweats. 
 Response 1: You know, that's happening a lot to me lately. If you want to call me Nikel, that's all you. 
 Response 2: It's just that I've gained weight recently and none of my clothes fit so I have to wear them.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Let me talk to her, father to daughter. 
 Response 1: But then you clearly established you had a wife.  
 Response 2: Well, let me get out of the way, third wheel that I am.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You mean the genders of dogs are all male, or do you mean they're actually people? 
 Response 1: I'm going to go to the Circus of Vargas. 
 Response 2: It shall remain unclear. Figure it out for yourself.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Actually, all the hideous disfigurements that you have received or inflicted upon yourself would be a bonus because it's just more to draw. However, you did show up to the interview nude. 
 Response 1: Well, my cousin told me this is a nude job. I wanted to show you that I'm comfortable. I took the bus here and everything. 
 Response 2: I think it means that we're branching out into a new market and our business is expanding.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I know the man's wife goes to the mall. 
 Response 1: You can help me by directing me toward a blender. I'm looking or a new blender with several blades in there and several speeds. 
 Response 2: That's a good place to start. Go to the mall. Go to any mall.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Everyone prepare. It's a rogue wave. 
 Response 1: Daddy, look, I can hang over the side. 
 Response 2: You want something to stare at?  Why don't you stare at these birthday cake candles until your eyeballs burn out?
Output: Response 1