niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: Oh no, I spilled all this lemonade at the fair again. 
 Response 1: It's, of course, Aquarium Guest 1. 
 Response 2: I'll take care of it with my bionic arm.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: They're not letting scorpions into the club these days, are they? 
 Response 1: Thank you. It was getting a little ratty in there, no pun intended, and I was like hey, just because that rat lived here, it doesn't need to look like a rat's nest. 
 Response 2: Oh, they keep trying, but we just won't have it on the board. We'll never admit a scorpion to this club.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This sandwich has a bottom layer of rye bread and then it's got ice berg lettuce. 
 Response 1: Is that the WB frog talking? 
 Response 2: If you're looking for a good crunch.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: The audience must think that our dads talking in the audience is part of the dialogue of the play. 
 Response 1: We basically went on a road trip, but shittier. 
 Response 2: We gotta run with what's working. Dad! Hey dad?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: A lot of the paint came off, too. 
 Response 1: Please don't say blood nut without consent. 
 Response 2: Yeah, they're not supposed to be in the water.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What should we name this beautiful child? 
 Response 1: I feel as if he should have the name of an exalted status that everyone will bow down and respect him in the future. 
 Response 2: In my defense, he said "get her". It set me off. I saw red.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is just in drafts, can I please send? And I'll look at it on my phone. 
 Response 1: You're gonna do what you want to do anyway, so go ahead. 
 Response 2: It's an ant farm. But, it's going to be the biggest one ever.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Why didn't you remember my name? Are you negging me? 
 Response 1: You have all those lines on your face. It makes it look leathery. I want to call you leather face. 
 Response 2: It's a little ping pong table.  It's the truth.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm not sure in terms of implementation that would entail. 
 Response 1: Yes, we'd like to sit in the garden. 
 Response 2: Well, we would erase their memories.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah, also, I follow all the big hair trades, and none of them are called International Hair or Global Hair. Those magazines that she mentioned don't exist. 
 Response 1: The closest one is Worldwide Hair. I'm a bit of a hair nut myself. 
 Response 2: You read that. In semibiotics and also medicine.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We'll never know what he wanted. 
 Response 1: I should have stopped choking him and let him answer. That one's on me. 
 Response 2: i just live close, and I wanted spending money so I'm like I guess I'll work here, but like, whatever.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Should we all hold hands while the world is destroyed? 
 Response 1: If I did, I could be risking my job here. We're not supposed to be taking people up above. 
 Response 2: Well, I can't because of the yo-yo. It's a two handed trick, the destruction. But y'all can hold hands.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We've been having some complaints that you're running errands while you're on your beat. Doing people's laundry, picking up cakes for parties. Going into a video store. You're aware you're an office of the law? 
 Response 1: I was thinking the same thing, I haven't thought about anything else since the revelation. 
 Response 2: Yeah, you know, I am really bad at confrontation. If someone asks me to do something, it's hard for me to say no.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Your kids are reformed prisoners that asked to be in your family? 
 Response 1: It's been 5 years and I'm still just the MC at Clifton's Cafeteria and no one listens to me. 
 Response 2: One of them showed up at the door and I thought she was selling girl scout cookies.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Of course there's no Asian nominees. There's a nominee where a white person played an Asian. 
 Response 1: I know, but you're walking around with your eyes closed. It's weird. 
 Response 2: There's that crouching samurai show.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I thought that was the very last fair, five years ago. But I'm glad I was wrong. 
 Response 1: Hey, if the boxes don't get moved over there, no one's eating.  
 Response 2: It was supposed to be. But it wasn't.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, Tonya, are you having a good time? 
 Response 1: There's nothing I like more than being in a big room with all of these people. 
 Response 2: This is why I'd like you to start. I have one kneecap that is an eyesore and I'd like it removed.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Ow!  My titty! 
 Response 1: I know, but we gotta see the ups and the downs. 
 Response 2: That's right!  I twisted it!
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm the fairy again, wake up. Sorry, two nights in a row. I know I'm interrupting your sleep patterns. 
 Response 1: You know, I'm just someone who really needs eight hours. 
 Response 2: I'm talking to a couple kids that are in the storm drain. I still have like 9 more awesome things to say.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yes. I want to have sex with you. 
 Response 1: Don't worry, I can keep sperm down real easy. 
 Response 2: Same for me. It's just a bunch of interchangeable syllables.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Okay, Briff.  I guess I'm a little nervous. 
 Response 1: You're listening to the radio in the garage? 
 Response 2: Don't be nervous.  Don't be a bitch.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I got someone I want you to meet. Doris, could you come out here please? Doris, I have someone I'd like you to meet. 
 Response 1: Oh boy, you have a friend. Hello! 
 Response 2: There's so much, Mr. McGonigal.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Raven, you seem all over the place? What's wrong with you? 
 Response 1: I was cursed. I was a tiny Colombian child, who ventured into a garbage pile. Then I became a raven. 
 Response 2: Oui oui!  Yes, this sound beautiful!  I will get several polar bear coats and we will wear them and PETA will breathe down our necks.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh my god, you're that professor of literature. 
 Response 1: Basically. Yeah, that's how it's played. 
 Response 2: All right, the jig is up. I wanted to take this class.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Guys, what are Katie and Blair doing here? 
 Response 1: I thought we could bring girlfriends. 
 Response 2: Hello! It's amazing I have never seen anyone on the other side of the river before. It must have take 100 people to get you across there.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, you took the pin out there. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I did. So just keep holding that grenade. 
 Response 2: Please, just call me father.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I love to smoke. I will smoke forever. I can't wait to smoke again. 
 Response 1: Hey, as long as you're getting cigarettes for Brenner, why don't you get some for Bronson over here? 
 Response 2: I'm sorry but you're not announcing anything at this very moment. Can you bring it down a notch?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: All I need is just another 20 minutes to finish up in the convention room. 
 Response 1: Relax, my darlings. None of you will go prison. You'll be eyes and ears around the woods, running around and hitting people with bones, and bringing back their treasures to our lair. 
 Response 2: Okay, I'll just set these waters and cranberry juices on the table while you finish talking in there.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We were just voting to make Junebug to make the new owner of the warehouse, but you say no? 
 Response 1: Well, I'm not sure if Junebug is qualified, but since Featherman is dead, it seems like Junebug is the perfect candidate. 
 Response 2: But you're a woman, and he's a man. So even if you didn't say anything, you were thinking it in your mind. He had no choice because you silently suggested it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We're going to let the customer decide who he is actually purchasing the phone from. 
 Response 1: Oh, yeah. You've been calling me dude a lot and I like that. So, you can call me dude because I don't remember my given name. 
 Response 2: Oops, my button popped open.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Mom? Dad? There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you. I bought a boy. 
 Response 1: Hi. I'm Tom. 
 Response 2: Maybe I am. It's my nature.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: We're all gonna get fired. They ran out of LaCroix water. 
 Response 1: Just like on that Twilight Zone episode. That was one of my favorite episodes. I'll never forget the ending. 
 Response 2: This is the LaCroix factory. What are we going to do if we don't have water?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Guys, when I said that I drowned 12 pianos, I was talking about Renzo Piano the architect. His family. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I mean it was a book that I just read out loud to you. 
 Response 2: Oh, I can't believe we didn't make that association. He's the most famous architect.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, what do we do with this king guy? Should we terminate him? 
 Response 1: It was crazy. She got spit out of the water and she hit her head on the boat. 
 Response 2: I think we just let him get hung out to dry and we pretend that nothing ever happened on our planet.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: In order to get closeups of Clooney, they put some high end sushi behind the camera, so he would look at it and it would look like he's doing a close up. 
 Response 1: At this point, Ms. Charlile, I'm going to remind you that anything you say can and will be used against you, especially stuff like "Kill him! We'll bury him next to my husband." 
 Response 2: Sometimes, I heard that they would just put some food in his mouth and while he was chewing it, they would just sort of have words that they would dub in later on.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, Clark's turned that around. He was a sore loser  and now he's really come to life. 
 Response 1: She doesn't know the difference between a piano and a human? She's trying way too hard to be a robot, Todd. 
 Response 2: It's like he finally became a person instead of just a grilled cheese factory with legs.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We were going to do it inside of this Baskin Robbins, but it seems like it's closed. 
 Response 1: There's a customer in there, but they're having a tête-à-tête of some kind. 
 Response 2: Can we boil them down and turn them into syrup?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This is my only paycheck, my only form of joy, Gayle. I shall never leave here. 
 Response 1: I did, I asked him casual with a lowered voice. That's subtle. If it was blatant it would have been like "Hey, Mr. Did you mean Fahrenheit or Celsius?" 
 Response 2: Oh, good. I'm not good at public speaking, Trista.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't know if you saw when you checked in here, we don't normally make accommodations, but there's a Trader Joe's about a block and a half away and I'm sure they have milk chocolate and strawberries. 
 Response 1: Do you guys have a hot plate that I could warm the chocolate up on? 
 Response 2: I taught that to her.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Guys, we've got two hours and twenty five minutes 'til the show. Do you want me to go see if there's an exorcist in the crowd? 
 Response 1: Yeah, but try to find a Canadian one so we can understand what he's saying. 
 Response 2: My back is really hurting a lot.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: They make Pringles? 
 Response 1: Proctor and Gamble? Of course Proctor and Gamble makes Pringles. Once you pop you can't stop. 
 Response 2: It did, din't it? It's 3000 feet under the ground.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: And when can our children expect their seventy six trombones, sir? 
 Response 1: I know, I know. But then, what if I lose the key - know what I mean? 
 Response 2: Oh, in ten minutes. I'm going to scam that school.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: How do you plan to get me back. What kind of prank do you plan to pull? 
 Response 1: See, this is why I never got married in the first place. 
 Response 2: Well, I always have one hand in my pocket and the other one's figuring it out.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Elaine, are you saying hello to the neighbors? 
 Response 1: I am, dear. Come meet the neighbors. 
 Response 2: Please, just help me down. I don't know how I got up here, there are zero stairs.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yeah, and you know what's weird? I had the weirdest dream. 
 Response 1: Is that what this stuff is? I thought that you just didn't clean your tinsel up from Christmas.  
 Response 2: Okay, well, I'll start talking about my dream, and then you talk about your dream, and we'll talk about them at the same time and we'll see if the dreams are similar. But they probably are not because we're two different people and we  have different brains.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Tapeworms just wreck havoc on your intestines. 
 Response 1: Oh, sure. Do you feel like going into a k-hole? 
 Response 2: Yeah, they just steal nutrients but you still gain weight. It's really depressing.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I assume because of the language barrier she was trying to say her name very slowly and deliberately so that I would understand. But you think she's lying? 
 Response 1: It seems like it. I should probably kill her. 
 Response 2: I do believe that an owl does in fact, say hoo.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yeah, at first I thought the man was just testing out his super absorbent shirt, but now it seems like he's trying to rub it in everyone's face. 
 Response 1: Ain't nobody gonna help you.  You are the victim of Dracula.  There's only one man in this world that's got the guts to try to stop me, and he ain't around for miles. 
 Response 2: He is. Not only that, he's soaking up all of the water. I fear by the end of the day there won't be any water left on the water rides.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're charging us with magic, and magic doesn't exist. So we don't believe you. 
 Response 1: I have a trunk full of dumb fedoras. 
 Response 2: Do you believe you're going to jail? Because you're going to jail.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Are you the American Baker? I've heard of you. 
 Response 1: Why, yes I am. Steve. People call me Steve. A little difficult to say "American Baker" all the time. 
 Response 2: Yeah, and how would you explain a raccoon just getting up and riding a bike? Maybe Samantha and I should run away together and try to find the diamond mine.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Jasmine the cow died because we had a human voice box implanted in her and it didn't quite take. 
 Response 1: You know, I also think she was stealing from us. It's so hard to find good help. 
 Response 2: As a guy named Guy, I'd say let's hear them out.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mike, I need so much. I stand around in the dark all the time. 
 Response 1: Are you broken and you need fixing? I can do that. 
 Response 2: Yeah totally easy we are going to breaze through this because I brought my detective hat and I always succeed when I have it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Remember, I know what I'm talk about, because when I worked for Yves St. Laurent, I bought all the samples. 
 Response 1: Yeah, I'm Doris. There's my dog. I've missed him so much. 
 Response 2: And when I worked for Givenchy, I as well.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Thank you waiter for the mimosas. I'm sorry, we never caught your name. 
 Response 1: Iceland is famous for its love of hot dogs. You're the one who read the book. 
 Response 2: My name is Dericonium. I was named after my dad, Derick and my mother was a scientist. She wanted to make my name sound like an element.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Vince, I don't see any reason why we can't be adults about having our ex-wives visit the wine tasting. Welcome to our wine tasting, ladies. 
 Response 1: Thanks. If it's pretty good, I might leave a good review on Yelp! 
 Response 2: Yeah, they're not great.  They're the size of oranges.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You take me to Bubba Gump Shrimp Company, so I can shit my pants later. 
 Response 1: Well, that's up to you, Barbara. 
 Response 2: Well, my mom was from Berkeley.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Watch out for the one kid. He's got a great vocabulary and he'll try to out argue you. 
 Response 1: Yeah, it looks like someone without a grasp of English drew it.  
 Response 2: I look forward to speaking with him at length.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I can't believe you're moving out of our country, Adelle. 
 Response 1: I have got to get to the States. They have freedoms we have not even dreamed of here. 
 Response 2: You're right. It's right down to the original 1800 cement.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, my God. Look at your eyes. You've got like a reverse David Bowie 
 Response 1: OK. Well, here's a check. I hope $300 Million is enough. 
 Response 2: Her eyes are the same color.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm recently widowed, you see?  Because, I am, and I don't know how much I really want to get with a man, so I'm taking offers. 
 Response 1: I'd like to point out that what we were talking about was just truth, not gossip. 
 Response 2: Oh, you know, I'm single myself.  Miles' latest stepmother is met with yet another unseemly demise, and I find myself quite alone and rich and famous and the tree-murdering magnet.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Excuse me, are you the "guess your height" guy? 
 Response 1: Hey, I grew up on the streets. I know the rough sex words and that's about it. 
 Response 2: Oh, yes I am. But you can call me Mommy.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, I'm Jims. We made that wish that Freeport would be different, and now it seems to be. I think our wish came true, Gwyneth. 
 Response 1: Either that or we're both dead. 
 Response 2: Lorraine, it's good that you brought this to me. I'm going to tell you something that I haven't told Mitch or Tom. That man that you saw, he is an angel. But not from Heaven. He's a Hell Angel.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: He painted me with my clothes off, but now that I'm putting them on, they're too small. 
 Response 1: Why don't you put that little fancy dress on me and then I'll be a pretty girl. 
 Response 2: Sure, you're Rush's roadie, aren't you?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: OK. Can we keep the white gloves though? My hands are always cold. 
 Response 1: Hey, I didn't want to go to this dumb camp. But now I'm intrigued. 
 Response 2: My Aunt was like that except it was her elbows.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: We didn't have a honeymoon and we didn't ever celebrate Christmas. We never had the money. 
 Response 1: Not together, or individually. 
 Response 2: Wait, the molecules are that long? How long is the actual dust itself, that's visible to the eye?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Fresh fish and I have had a realization maybe it's not the best thing in the world to raise ourselves in the towers looking down on all of you. 
 Response 1: But I mean, if I make a move and she's cool with it, you're cool with it - right? Let's just see how it plays, go with it. 
 Response 2: Yeah we were already there we discussed it and already decided to ban those towers.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Somebody lift me up, so I can see all you. 
 Response 1: Here, stand on this dog washing table. 
 Response 2: Dr. Gillalilly is right. We have to find that dog. That shouldn't be too hard.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The health of the pig needs to be examined. Do you understand, Doctor? 
 Response 1: I'm not the Doctor. I'm the secretary. 
 Response 2: Yes, it actually did. Fred, it's like your songs have a magical power.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: A dream is a wish that your heart makes. 
 Response 1: Yeah, that's true. Some people like it and some people don't. I kind of like it because I like fatty meat. 
 Response 2: Hey, yeah, that's like what that bug told us that one time.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah, my wife is getting a nice piece of jewelry right now, but I promised I would bring us some ice cold ice cream. 
 Response 1: OK. Thank you for helping me on what is one of the most tragic days of my life. 
 Response 2: Oh, well, welcome to Cold Stone.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm not gonna lie. This is gross. 
 Response 1: Yes and then I have to go directly home. I can't dilly dally. So don't get any ideas, both of you. 
 Response 2: We'd better get him back to the med-bay on the ship.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You robbed Barbara of the experience of having her first hamburger? 
 Response 1: Well, believe this. You are guilty of committing a federal crime with tainted doughnuts. 
 Response 2: It was just chopped meat. It's hamburger.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Listen, I don't know if there's any way you could represent her in maybe, like, a class action lawsuit or something. I'm sorry, I've been watching a lot of Better Call Saul. 
 Response 1: The business is still hot, sir. 
 Response 2: You know what, bro? I haven't from you in a couple weeks and then you just call 'cause you need a favor, you know?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, what's that one guy on stage eating?  Do we get any of it? 
 Response 1: It's a gummy rat and it's our prop.  And it's a gummy rat filled with blood. 
 Response 2: I'm a foe a little bit longer, but then I'll be a friend.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: This funny thing happened in 1990. We forgot your birthday. So, it's my fault. 
 Response 1: That would be fantastic. That way in darkness, I'll be able to see them clearly. 
 Response 2: It's on me too. I'm not good with dates and remembering things.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Have you seen Vlad anywhere? 
 Response 1: We're getting unmarried. So, don't worry. No one's getting a divorce. 
 Response 2: No, I bet he took that computer and sold it.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I never feel safer than when I'm in my own home. 
 Response 1: Do you realize that your house is like, totally, completely infested with monsters? Why would you feel safe THERE? 
 Response 2: Here, I have a purse full off Starbucks napkins.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I never thought I would support this. But I am here to say good going! 
 Response 1: I don't know. I'm always switching one addiction for another. When I was young, I was always eating those God damn circus peanuts. 
 Response 2: I can't believe you had the nerve to show your face at this wedding. I'm gonna sue you into oblivion you coward.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Why don't you use your mouth to open that can of beans? 
 Response 1: Because you gave me these scissors for Christmas last year and you said "no more using your mouth on the beans." 
 Response 2: Yeah, we're expecting him at any moment and we could really use your help.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: There's no reason for us to be worried about horrible things to come. Should I choose this playlist called "Have a Great Day?" 
 Response 1: I think you should choose whatever you want. We're the only two people in the club. 
 Response 2: Yes, but two of them are dead, one of them's a woman, and the other one doesn't love me that much.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Well, doctor, I know we have patients in the waiting room, but I just wanted to wish you and another wonderful Christmas here in Freeport, Illinois. 
 Response 1: Rachel, back at you. I gotta tell you, when you finally graduate from nursing school, I am 100% hiring you for realsies. 
 Response 2: I'm clarifying! I want to make sure my first mission is the best one!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm stepping out of the car. 
 Response 1: I'll step out too Michelle. This is me being aggressive. I'm going to step out. 
 Response 2: We were almost like camouflage, you couldn't tell either of us apart.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Lauren won't feel bad that she was delayed. 
 Response 1: Then she'll do the best concert ever. 
 Response 2: Hey, that's my wife.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Will there be cake and doughnuts at the party? 
 Response 1: Well, you never took any interest in my interests did you? You know I had a weekly  video game playing group and you never even showed up once. 
 Response 2: Just doughnuts. We don't say the "c" word at our house. It's doughnuts only.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I remember as a girl we used to drink water and we didn't think anything of it. 
 Response 1: What a sinful time that was. 
 Response 2: The only way we're still together is our separate bedrooms. I can finally get some sleep.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Sometimes love doesn't come to you. Sometimes you have to grab love with both hands and shove it in your pocket with your slingshot and your marbles. 
 Response 1: Alright, if you want me to do it, I'll do it. That's fine, but it just seems rude coming from Clark. 
 Response 2: That's pretty deep. I'm going to remember that you said that.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm so excited. I can't believe he didn't bite your face off. 
 Response 1: He tried many, many times. That's why I'm wearing this jacket with the reinforced sleeves. I'm constantly putting my arm up in front of my face. 
 Response 2: All right, Antoinette. Roger, can you just sort of flex your thigh just a little further?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I know you might think crime is wrong, but crime is something one must do for on the other side of crime is justice. 
 Response 1: Yeah, sure, I mean, if it's going to help me get, like, into Hollywood, I'll do basically anything, like, required of me, Mr. Nulty. 
 Response 2: What do you mean, if we do crime then justice will be served and then we will go to jail?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's so hot, especially here in Miami. 
 Response 1: That's what I wanted. I want songs. 
 Response 2: The mosquitoes are driving me crazy.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This is unseemly and ungodly. Sven, I'm no longer your master. I'm out of here. 
 Response 1: Right, and then Cedric the entertainer will show up. 
 Response 2: This is the devil's drawing. I thought when you shook the paper, it would look like they were dancing, but they physically separated. 
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Ew, it looks like a weird fish. He's got crazy eyes. 
 Response 1: It is, but now it's getting huge, too. 
 Response 2: Thanks, so are my pants.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hold on a second. The stairs are gone. They were here before you got here. 
 Response 1: Well, I'm not some kind of stair witch. I don't get rid of stairs. 
 Response 2: She was the original tough gal with a bad attitude.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Glorst and I have discussed your offer and we say yes, give us this juice. And do you take the juice as well? 
 Response 1: Oh yeah. I already have. I just give you this because I have left over. It's the spirit of brotherhood and community for the Olympics. Share and share alike, you know, all that. 
 Response 2: That's why he's wearing a hat with a propeller on it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yes, sir, Mr Timmons. I will do my best to step on a pop top and blow up my flip flop. 
 Response 1: Well, what about our dad? I mean, he used to own that business that sold cars, and then he sold it. Now he owns a spy company and he's about to sell that. Daddy doesn't own a company anymore, but he's still a millionaire. 
 Response 2: Very well. I'm watching, you Bob.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Let's give this Nookia phone a shot. 
 Response 1: I'm down to try it once, but if it don't work, I got a big old fist for you. 
 Response 2: We had a good run, but look, we're eccentric millionaires.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Alright, Missfizzial. Set course for right over there. 
 Response 1: Yes, I'm already flying that way. Thanks a lot. 
 Response 2: You're not getting this pen. Not from me. Not while I got spit in my mouth and air in my brain.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Caitlyn, tell me about your ex-husband. What was he like? 
 Response 1: You really have to hurry up, ma'am. The line is long. 
 Response 2: Dan was everything that most Dans are. He was conceited.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Are you part giant, sir? 
 Response 1: That's why we're wearing our wedding clothes. 
 Response 2: I am 1/4 giant. A true giant would have to fly in one of those double decker planes. I'm a 1/4 giant.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: It's the first week of spring and so much dander in the air. Isn't it everywhere? 
 Response 1: There's just so much dander. It's like you can cut it with a knife. 
 Response 2: Look, you and your brother are kind creeping everybody out. You got these weird looks on your faces. You're throwing ice cream on the ground and you're saying "it wasn't us who did it." You're blaming somebody that nobody can see.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What's close up magic? 
 Response 1: Yeah, that whole section is just categorized as "B". 
 Response 2: I wanted it to be far away magic, but it turned out that that was real and where Hogwarts is and I can't get there. So, I started doing close up magic.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Don't you feel better for telling us the truth, son? 
 Response 1: Well, let's see.  Based off your pelt, I'd call you a lynx. 
 Response 2: Yeah, this is an amazing feeling. I'm glad I got it off my chest.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Read the book. Why didn't you read the book? 
 Response 1: I'm sorry, giant, the pages were stuck together. And my dad can't read. 
 Response 2: Y'all are only 48? Hard living, I guess. The logging life.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I think my husband and my friend are both very controlling. 
 Response 1: I guess they are. It's good to get away from that. 
 Response 2: The flight's at 5:00 am, so we have to get up at 3:30 am.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That was literally a touching story because Jerry, who of course we're having officiate the wedding, touched us all to the point of discomfort. 
 Response 1: And thanks for letting me DJ. I think that's really cool, you guys. 
 Response 2: Is that what that was? Or are you just trying to seduce me?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm sorry. It's not in my programming to scare, although sometimes it does happen. 
 Response 1: Is it in your programming to know what the hell's going on on that planet while I'm here alone on the ship like some tossed aside old sock or something. 
 Response 2: What? None of us are getting the money? We were here though.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Hey, leave my shoe alone! 
 Response 1: OK, but it looks so tasty. Can't I just chew on it a few minutes? 
 Response 2: Remember, he got killed during rehearsal. God rest his soul.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You get crazy when you drink? That's most people with alcohol. 
 Response 1: OK. Well, here's a check. I hope $300 Million is enough. 
 Response 2: I sprout hair. And I grow a little bit. Just a little bit. Two inches.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Yeah, I thought this is a factory because the boxes, they're moving. 
 Response 1: Oh, he'll do it. Oscar so Asian is real. I just tweeted it. 
 Response 2: Yeah, there are boxes in factories too, that's fair. But this is a warehouse, Junebug.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Your name is T1m? What are you, some kind of cyber ghost? 
 Response 1: OK. Table for one. 
 Response 2: I wish. I'm just your average ghost. Been murdered several times.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: He read my journal. 
 Response 1: I'm sorry. Do we need to re-litigate this? 
 Response 2: I am an inch long.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I guess if all y'all dummies are going to go up the flagpole, then we should lead you out there. 
 Response 1: I'll lead the charge. Line up troops! 
 Response 2: As a witness and a bowel excreeter, I want to assure everyone that it is worth all the money in the world because this is a very uncomfortable mess.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You guys, I got a radical idea, right? I think maybe we should go to therapy to talk through some shit. 
 Response 1: I don't know, my mom doesn't believe in therapy. 
 Response 2: Oh, fuck. Did I say that out loud? I mean, it was Lavar Burton.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Ever since I stuck my tongue down your throat and touched your heart, I've been waiting for you to talk to me about your dreams. 
 Response 1: It was hard when you touched my heart with your tongue to tell you this. My dream is you on stage holding a suitcase with 49 other women as Howie Mandel's career gets one more shot. 
 Response 2: It sounds like you need to find your child.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Are you auditioning for the senior musical? 
 Response 1: Yes, of course I am. Why else would I be dressed like this? Pay no attention to my Dr. Scholls feet. 
 Response 2: OK. Well, I'll head on over. I need to go drop some soup off to her anyway.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is this murderous dog still in your home? 
 Response 1: Are any of those kids related to famous people? Because if so, I'm all in. 
 Response 2: Oh, he broke loose. He's out in the world, but I think he's happier that way. He likes to hunt.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Maybe we should start with some basic rules or ideas of what our band's going to be. 
 Response 1: That  sounds good. Are you calling a band meeting? 
 Response 2: Oh, big deal for me. Me and your daughter who you abandoned in Italy can form a posse of people who don't need you.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Oh, I'm such a dumb ass for putting the laptops in the wrong location. 
 Response 1: You really are, pal. Don't worry about it. Just correct the behavior. 
 Response 2: Due to my family name, I can't dispute any name.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Marjorie, you didn't tell me you were freshly 35 years old. 
 Response 1: Wait, so this is something that already happened. Are you sure it's not something that's happening at the same time as this? 
 Response 2: Well, I didn't want you to be deterred. I'm ready, I promise you. I'm ready to be a wife. I know how to cook, I can cook a carrot cake, I can cook a loaf of bread, and a chicken.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Here at Southwest, at the Florida International Airport, we all just want to go surfing. That's a Christmas tradition here. 
 Response 1: Now here's the thing. The fudge can fit in your carry-on because our fudge is very dense. Regular size, but weighs a thousand pounds. 
 Response 2: Wow, that's a tradition? That sounds great. Count me in. I think I'll go walk around.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What's in this vending machine? 
 Response 1: It's beyond my capability to repair these teeth at this point and I'm tired. 
 Response 2: Oh, it's heaven. Heaven on earth. They're the only ones on earth that still have barbecue Fritos.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Denise, I didn't think I'd find love at Coachella, but here it is. 
 Response 1: Let me go to trumpetdavis.com. Oh, there's a touring schedule. It seems like he left Chicago, went to play Salt Lake City, Utah. Went to play New York. Then he went to Gilroy, California, garlic capitol of the world. 
 Response 2: You know, I kind of knew that you'd find love here. After going to Whole Foods 365 and striking out, I thought this would be a sure thing.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Hey, little girl. Bonjour. I am le Frenchman. Are you alone in the streets of Paris? 
 Response 1: Well then you're in for a treat. I write mystery books that are secretly action books. 
 Response 2: I sure am. I'm alone and I have no money.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: What a conundrum!  Lose my job, or murder my ex and her mother! 
 Response 1: Yeah, I got all kinds of emphysema going on. 
 Response 2: You take as much time as you need.  I understand.  This must be very hard for you since we've just recently reunited.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Oh, so we're not putting the price on the book any more. We feel them out now. 
 Response 1: Those days are over, Tim. You get them on the hook, you know what I mean? Learn about their lifestyle. 
 Response 2: Yeah, if you wouldn't mind, and I'm going to need a hand mirror for some of this stuff, too.  Also, I need someone to play Helsing.  Now, would you be up to playing Dracula's nemesis?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: That's right, but I'll leave you a 20 dollar bill to order a pizza. 
 Response 1: A 20 dollar bill will not suffice for the pizza that will fill the Well Drop Society. 
 Response 2: That didn't work until now, so you probably should have told me sooner that you secretly were this rock star, because I would have loved you a lot longer now.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Pinky, I've been thinking about your plight. And you know, while hear at the performance arts school, I minored in sub routine programming for feel routines. And I've written a little something on this punch card that I'd like to insert inside you. 
 Response 1: I cannot believe this. I am so closed to feeling touched. Please, David, do insert that in me. 
 Response 2: Eleanor, you always wanted to be cloned so you could have a sibling.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Mom and Dad, they say that all the textbooks are going to be pop up books. 
 Response 1: How many times did I tell you to knock on our bedroom door before you walk in here? 
 Response 2: Well, you know me. I'm Tad. I'm just a simple guy. I'm a Lieutenant in the Navy.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I know I'm your fifth wife. I don't want there to be a sixth. 
 Response 1: Oh sure yeah yeah yeah in our gigantically long bed. 
 Response 2: Darling, I think you know there's probably going to be a sixth wife. That's just who I am.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you think the song was a message to you, Joshua? 
 Response 1: Yes, I think the message was extremely direct. 
 Response 2: Yep, do you want some peacock milk?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So, the people thought you disappeared? 
 Response 1: Yeah, you know there's not a lot of black people in Rome. So, when you turn around, it's like they don't see you anymore. 
 Response 2: They are smaller than your regular ears.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is it made from real rat fur? 
 Response 1: I do love bikes, but it's not all I love. I've always just dreamed of running away to a diamond mind and just figuring it out there. 
 Response 2: Yes but they were free range rats, they had a very happy life before becoming my coat.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Please, just call me father. 
 Response 1: That's right. I made it my signature move. Having shoes on. 
 Response 2: I know, dad. You're my boss though, and I respect that.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm not going to wear these shoes. They're not for me. 
 Response 1: She's a weirdo. She wanted me to walk around in these shoes, and then she's going to take them home and I think just smell them a lot. 
 Response 2: That's why we're wearing our wedding clothes.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I guess they have more reason to be. I mean, they're planning the world's fair in a building. Seems ill advised. 
 Response 1: You can see my T-shirt, I guess. It's the Marley Gibbs Fan Club Official President. 
 Response 2: I mean, I can't wait to go over there. I, like, really need to decompress. Honestly, this job is literally the hardest job in the world.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Excuse me, I don't have an appointment, but I am a king. 
 Response 1: See, Sherry told you not to be in here using the computer, Vlad. 
 Response 2: Of course, your majesty.  I'll leave you with my hygienist, June.  She'll take good care of you.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So, is that going to be debit or credit? 
 Response 1: Oh, T.J. Maxx, I'm paying all cash.  I don't want a record of the proof that I've been here.  So, you know what?  I'm going to take this candle.  What kind of scent is this? 
 Response 2: Your ring tone is somebody whispering "you're going to die?" Can you turn that on vibrate?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You're making the whale sounds yourself? Well, this isn't fair. We really got jipped on this honeymoon whale expedition. 
 Response 1: Hey, did you guys see a tail out there? Yeah, that was me. 
 Response 2: Yes, this is a barren wasteland. It's no longer useful. I drink during the day and then come to tennis. But, no balls! I'm not ready.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Anus, if you'd accompany me to the funeral so it looks like a good turnout, I'd appreciate it. 
 Response 1: I can call a couple of my business associates. I'm sure they wouldn't mind heading over, as well. 
 Response 2: Oh, yeah, but I was always intending to escape.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Miss Cynthia, I think your broth is getting cold. They fight sometimes and it's awfully uncomfortable back here. 
 Response 1: Maybe we can dazzle them with a heartwarming school play. 
 Response 2: Even though it's not my fault, I feel like I should apologize because I feel like everything is my fault, including war.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm Odin, so I can make prophecies happen. I don't know what clout you guys have. 
 Response 1: Why would I cook anything but Cool Whip filled Hot Pockets? They are the most delicious delicacy on the planet! 
 Response 2: I read mine on the other side of a bottle cap.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You want me to just take my shirt off and show off my chiseled physique with nothing but jeans and a cowboy hat and some knives I throw? 
 Response 1: Actually, that would be fine with me. That's something I'd want to see. 
 Response 2: This is not in any of the books I remember. We're going to really have to dig deep here.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Have you ever touched something and it turned to dust? 
 Response 1: You're an experimental abstract. 
 Response 2: Yes, it happened two times.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I don't want to marry for power. I don't want to marry for alliances. I wanted to marry for love. 
 Response 1: Coincidentally, I am also here for love on this singles blimp ride.  
 Response 2: The spikes? They're very nice. I've never seen anything like it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I saw everything that just happened. That drink ruined your already ugly sequined dress. I'm so happy for you. 
 Response 1: Oh, my God. This is next level. He's so in love with me. 
 Response 2: Whatever you need to do in order to feel successful as a human being.  I'm just going to hug you until you feel loved and accepted.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I'm just here as a ruse. I gotta go check on the manatee tank. 
 Response 1: I get it, but you made me the angriest. So, I want it to go to you. 
 Response 2: Well then who's ordering the new thimbles?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: I'm basically a latchkey kid. My 13 year old babysitter smokes pot all the time, so I thought I'd go on a soul quest. 
 Response 1: I did. I was thinking "I hear something behind my back, some kind of contraption is being worked on. But I can't see anyone here." 
 Response 2: You've come to the right place, kid. I can help you find your quest.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're Duke. I definitely remember you. I wrote about you in my journal for three whole nights. 
 Response 1: And they've all got that chip on their should because it's not Big Egg Town. 
 Response 2: Is it because of my purple hair?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Never feel dumb for bringing pliers to any situation. That's the one thing I want you to remember from Greg's. 
 Response 1: I'll write it down. I will. 
 Response 2: Right. "Those two holes are broken. You can't play there." You'd have known that if you had read her diary.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's always nice to hear that somebody loves you, but, you know, I would have liked to have heard it from my mother directly. 
 Response 1: Whoa, that's Mr. Grocery! 
 Response 2: Yeah. Well, you know, people from her generation, they're not capable of giving love. So I think that's asking a lot.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: This whole time. I undervalued myself. I thought I wasn't worth it. 
 Response 1: There are ants crawling on mommy's pants, Sven. 
 Response 2: But it's cold storage.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Is copy a theater word? 
 Response 1: I'll take these. All of these and the golden bell in the corner. 
 Response 2: Yes, it's like golf court.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Thank you for declining to contribute to our musical in any way. It actually made things easier, your majesty. 
 Response 1: I didn't want to confuse the creative process. 
 Response 2: Is it benign or malignant? How benign is it?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: The insurance is still good though, right? We've seen a ghost. 
 Response 1: You do seem very changed and considering that I first married you to get my green card, it  blossomed into a relationship of love. 
 Response 2: You can't win though. You get your ticket money back. We keep the insurance money.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Do you have professional nudes? 
 Response 1: Yes, they work in  an office, but they have those voices that are terrible. 
 Response 2: Sometimes I get professional nudes, but these are more amateur bathroom, leg on the toilet nudes.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, it's such a pleasure to see such a refined gentlemen here in the middle of West Virginia. You must have seen our Tesla charging station outside. 
 Response 1: Oh, you are very sweaty, sir. 
 Response 2: Yes, I smelled it from a great distance. The static electricity charge in the air is unmistakable.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You're never getting out of here. You know who I am? I'm the murdered of the sea. You're mine now, son. 
 Response 1: Oh no, please keep your beak away from me, you monster. 
 Response 2: Well, I happen to not be able to know how to get out of here. I get lost at work.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Ma'ams? He would like you to come inside and discuss the matter with him. 
 Response 1: Yeah, it's the future. I just told you this is where we were going. 
 Response 2: Oh, thank you for that message officer.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, Ms Jacobson. You're drunk? 
 Response 1: And I'm on heroin. 
 Response 2: Did being born in Palm Springs make you gay?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: Yeah, where'd your boobs go anyway? 
 Response 1: Oh, I'm tired of hearing about your chickens. I lost my accent. 
 Response 2: They're supposed to be in already. Do you have braces on your boobs too?
Output: Response 2
Prompt: You said that this was the first time we were taking this tour. 
 Response 1: Yes, well I thought, we just got married.  This would be a great tour to go on. 
 Response 2: She's got you there, dude.  That was not a good observation.  I mean, I thought that, but I didn't say it.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: What's the occasion if I may be so bold to ask? 
 Response 1: Today I found out I have a sister, We are a family of runaways and criminals so i'm learning about my family everyday. 
 Response 2: Oh, my gosh. Why do you have a car?
Output: Response 1
Prompt: So, what do you have unsettled that has left you here on this realm? 
 Response 1: I thought it was fashionable, but secretly I was afraid it was awful. 
 Response 2: Well, when we died, we were on our way to pick up another couple and go on another double date.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: My last name is Sanchez. My social security number is 726372664. My mother's maiden name is also Sanchez. 
 Response 1: It's my 40th birthday. Do you do anything where you put a candle in wine? 
 Response 2: You know, I think I punctured my ear drum a few months ago on a boat ride. So, I'm having a hard time hearing. So, we'll just go our separate ways.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: So there were people here before, but I just kind of didn't look up for a while. I was lost in my own homily. 
 Response 1: Well, the good thing is, even if you were sleeping, you continue to speak the Lord's words. 
 Response 2: Those things included a bunch of old cats. gold, grain, jorgans.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: I love you too, Walter.  I'm crying tears of dust. 
 Response 1: I am too. Look at them floating all around. 
 Response 2: I wouldn't throw this egg in Tina Turner's face!
Output: Response 1
Prompt: When we talk to females, we must remember that there are certain phrases we must stay away from. 
 Response 1: Oh yeah. I'm so stupid. I don't know why I said I didn't know that. 
 Response 2: Well, certainly. One of them of course is blood nut.
Output: Response 2
Prompt: Well, that's a good quote for your book, Slats. One day at a time. 
 Response 1: Yeah, not bad. I'll write that down. 
 Response 2: OK, Mom. We'll put him through the normal man-servant tests.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: It's the first day the store is open. You'd think there'd be a ton of girls wanting to buy boys today. 
 Response 1: I would think so. I don't know. I mean, it's not like the movies, is it? Not like in that movie Boys, Boys, Boys with Anne Margaret. 
 Response 2: We do, there's the story of the time she ran out of gas and pushed the car up a hill.
Output: Response 1
Prompt: You want to be an au pair? How is that different from a nanny? 
 Response 1: And you took all that sweet cake money and you became a real estate developer. I know you. You're the one who's changing this whole neighborhood into condos. 
 Response 2: I'm from another country and you don't pay me.
Output: Response 2