niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: I think that each and every one of us has a very special, brilliant part of ourselves. That part is, ourselves. 
 Response: Wow, I've never thought about it like that before.
Output: yes
Prompt: She's not really a curious girl. 
 Response: It comes with age. She's so young right now.
Output: yes
Prompt: A big problem is that no one has photos to develop. They're not using film cameras anymore. 
 Response: Yeah, but that's part of the contest. It has to be photos that have to be developed.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm the sheriff of these parts and you folks need to get across that river. 
 Response: OK can you help us at all? We have never traversed a river before.
Output: yes
Prompt: We've come back from some rocky dealings, but Mitierry is stronger than ever before! 
 Response: Okay, well, I mean, he's a trusted brand name, and Twinkie is nothing to sneeze at.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, I never picked nobody up hitchhiking, neither. So we're doing it together. 
 Response: Yes, this is exciting. As long as you won't hurt me.
Output: yes
Prompt: The Green Bay Packers must mean a lot to you. 
 Response: Well, I grew up in Wisconsin.  Now, I live in the subway, and all of my Green Bay memorabilia is down here with me.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, no, y'all. Gayle's crying again. 
 Response: Get the dolls under him. We need him to cry on the dolls.
Output: yes
Prompt: Tia, it sounds like your relationship with Mia is pretty bad. 
 Response: It's awful. Have you ever tried living with someone that has almost the same name as you? It's so confusing. I open the wrong mail. I go to the wrong doctor's appointments. It's a mess.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's us, man! We'll be your uggos. 
 Response: Look at this network of scars. And how many eyes do you think I wish I had?
Output: yes
Prompt: So, I don't have to move and I look like I have been moving 
 Response: You will end up looking like you have been moving, yes.
Output: yes
Prompt: I gotta tell you, I've been seeing this shrink for three months and I don't feel any closer to being mentally well. I can't even be excited about Christmas, to be honest with you. 
 Response: So you're just somebody like me, waiting for your psychiatrist's diagnosis during Christmas week.
Output: yes
Prompt: So, you really don't have a heart? Like, it's a medical condition? 
 Response: That's right. I have a little bulb that I pulse in my hand to keep my blood pumping.
Output: yes
Prompt: Did they book the parking lot of Baskin Robbins for both a wedding and a funeral simultaneously? 
 Response: My family booked them together. Whenever someone dies they look around and they're like "which one of you bitches is still single, it's time to have a celebration?"
Output: yes
Prompt: Take a good look, because you might not see another one of these cars for a long time. 
 Response: Well it's hard to see in the car with all the fast food boxes all over.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yeah, nobody can ever get fired for being helpful. 
 Response: I'm not in the game of firing people. I'm in the game of hiring them and making them better people. Now, look, if you're going to survive in this game, you gotta learn a thing or two.
Output: yes
Prompt: So, you were on the whale watching trip. And captain, you were on the whale watching trip. Why is it that everyone on the boat isn't in here with us? 
 Response: Well, we lost a lot of people with rogue wave. We're the lucky ones who made it into the whale belly.
Output: yes
Prompt: Uh, what a tough day at the steel mill. 
 Response: Oh, honey.  You seem all bound up inside, like your body's made of rocks and stones.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, in the old days, the cemetery was a place where people would hang out and have picnics. 
 Response: Nothing like throwing out the old blanket over someone's grave, sitting down and dropping a bunch of meat from a sandwich all over the top of it.
Output: yes
Prompt: You can come hang out whenever you want. You'll always be welcome. And I'll have a hot, foot long chicken bacon ranch waiting for you. 
 Response: That'll take me a year to eat.
Output: yes
Prompt: The most amazing thing has happened. Your cat Jenna and this other guy's cat Ben, they sort of banded together, they worked the x-ray machine. 
 Response: Oh no. Jenna's not spayed. They banded together? They fucked.
Output: yes
Prompt: She's crystallizing. Oh my god. You covered her in crystals. Oh my god, her head's exploded. 
 Response: She crystallized, then her head exploded, and now we're covered in her crystals.
Output: yes
Prompt: Kevin, would you like a latte, honey? 
 Response: Yeah, and could you make it with two percent skim milk?  I'm trying to watch my weight.
Output: yes
Prompt: God damn it. Excuse me, are you that fucking tree possessing another fucking person? 
 Response: Holy shit. I came all the way to Detroit not to hear your voice, Beth.
Output: yes
Prompt: Why wouldn't they want to hang out with us? We have Netflix. 
 Response: I don't know, maybe it's because you're always binge watching when I'm gone and then I have to get caught up but you don't want to get caught up.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hey guys, what if we go outside and smoke a clove? 
 Response: What do we do with it? Does it get us high and alter our consciousness?
Output: yes
Prompt: Drew and the Ovaltine sponsor just really love Becky. 
 Response: Listen, we bought the rights to her life. I mean, when you sign on with The Price is Right, you sign on for life.
Output: yes
Prompt: From that moment on I decided I could be anyone I wanted to be, so I started changing my identity. 
 Response: So you decided to be two people? Are you merely two people or are there other personalities? 
Output: yes
Prompt: Rita, we gotta get that door sealed. 
 Response: Hurry. Okay. I'll stack the rest of these peach cans in front of it.
Output: yes
Prompt: That's two to one, Missfizzial. Looks like I'm coming. 
 Response: I guess so. Everyone hop on my back.
Output: yes
Prompt: We outta sell them placards. We never even thought of selling them, but we steal a ton of them.  
 Response: Let's have a yard sale to sell them.
Output: yes
Prompt: What do you think they dream about down there? In their dreams, do they have dreams about totally normal possible stuff? 
 Response: I think they dream about dashed dreams or dreams not coming true.
Output: yes
Prompt: Wait a minute, you guys. I sense mom's back. 
 Response: Yeah, it definitely smells like the '90s.
Output: yes
Prompt: Mr. Thompson! You stole my fringe! 
 Response: You have caught me. I have hurt your family.
Output: yes
Prompt: Do you mind if I just move all these Big Mac boxes? 
 Response: Go ahead, move those boxes. But don't throw them out, just leave them, like, on the dash. You know, I'm collecting Monopoly points.
Output: yes
Prompt: Is everyone ready for carrot cake? 
 Response: My favorite. It's the only way to eat a carrot.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, thank god it worked. He went to the concert. 
 Response: God, I know. He's always with us and I just needed him to be somewhere else for four to seven hours.
Output: yes
Prompt: I like to think that every place you hold tension in your body is actually a butt hole. 
 Response: That's interesting. Can we do questions?
Output: yes
Prompt: I know you cast members can't point with one finger, I get it. 
 Response: That's right, exactly, I have to point with two, because in some cultures it's rude to point with one finger. And also, there's an urban legend that Walt Disney always pointed with two fingers because he always had a cigarette in his fingers.
Output: yes
Prompt: So mom, how long are you going to be in Brazil for? 
 Response: Listen. Here's the thing. When mama gets a gig mama got to go. Now, I got this man Flu, he thinks I'm a Brazilian princess.
Output: yes
Prompt: Why are you clacking away on your typewriter? 
 Response: She might want this list later.
Output: yes
Prompt: What would your mother think of this? Your foul mouth and disrespecting people. 
 Response: That's real nice, bringing up my mother since she's been out of this world for a couple months.
Output: yes
Prompt: We have a Mickey cartoon, where he shakes hands with Hitler at the end. 
 Response: Oh, this sounds exciting and historical.
Output: yes
Prompt: Mom's so good at that job. I mean, look at you. You're amazing. 
 Response: Should I go make the bed?
Output: yes
Prompt: I want you to do the first half of the surgery. Then I will go over to the other doctor and have them finish it. 
 Response: OK. That's good because we still have to finish this guy on my table.
Output: yes
Prompt: James, will you please get those damn peach baskets out of this think tank? 
 Response: So many empty peach baskets. Get them out of here. We ate all the peaches.
Output: yes
Prompt: Poor Joseph got killed during rehearsal. God rest his soul. 
 Response: Oh, that's right, his head was bashed in with a rock. How could I forget that.
Output: yes
Prompt: Obviously, she doesn't feel very good, which makes me in turn not feel so good. I can change. 
 Response: I'm sorry you're not feeling good. I didn't mean to make you feel not good by  not feeling good.
Output: yes
Prompt: Curtis, maybe you should stay put. I'm really worried about you wandering about and not keeping track of time. 
 Response: Well I'll just try to stay here and remember that I'm supposed to stay here. Just try to hypnotize myself with this map of the mall.
Output: yes
Prompt: Why don't you have any African gray parrots in your bird section? 
 Response: We stopped carrying those because they were assholes.
Output: yes
Prompt: I know Joanie. She was on patrol here, in the neighborhood, as an officer of the law. And of course, she gets free VHS rentals. 
 Response: I patrol this area. To be honest, not a lot happens in the section, and so I poke my head in here a lot. See if there's anything I can do.
Output: yes
Prompt: Next up, Amos. It's your turn to sing. 
 Response: Surprise! Here comes Amos. Amos is going to sing that famous old song "Anybody Here Remember How To Jitterbug?"
Output: yes
Prompt: Is that my dad downstairs, and if so why wouldn't you tell me that he was. 
 Response: Dad, how could you do this? This is my one friend and you have to kidnap her dad?
Output: yes
Prompt: That's me, Jerry Disney! I'm finally in charge and I'm changing the names of all the rides. 
 Response: Jerry, you've never made a bad decision.
Output: yes
Prompt: Did you say something about putting on motor oil? 
 Response: We put motor oil on it, add bacon, double it up with cheese, triple fry, we light it on fire, and boom!
Output: yes
Prompt: Look, I think we should all split up while I go back to my safe chamber. 
 Response: You would think that, cocaine lady.
Output: yes
Prompt: That planet is barely a sphere. 
 Response: It's an oblong planet.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, if you like getting things monogrammed, maybe you want to look at my sky mile catalog. 
 Response: I'd love it. Do they have the sodoku game inside?
Output: yes
Prompt: You think me, the proprietor of Horrible Things to Come, the most gloomy bar in the city, is a gloomy guy? 
 Response: That's what HTC stands for? I thought that was the actual name of the bar. It sounds so cool. HTC.
Output: yes
Prompt: I want to have blue skin in the show. 
 Response: Art, your wish is my command. You will be a blue skinned alien.
Output: yes
Prompt: I want to be divorced from my dad. I can take care of myself. 
 Response: OK, but that's definitely not the right term for it. That one is for sure wrong.
Output: yes
Prompt: So you just let Gregor burn up? 
 Response: She was the one who set his hair on fire.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'd like some regular old, non-weird tacos. 
 Response: Well, it depends on what normal is to you and that's subjective.
Output: yes
Prompt: That's our family motto. It's stitched on our flier. 
 Response: Let's all say it together. Always bury a key in aisle four under the pantyhose.
Output: yes
Prompt: What will happen when the foam starts? Will it mess up my cotton candy outfit? 
 Response: It will mix with the cotton candy you're wearing. And then it will all melt. And then I know my shift has ended and it's time to go home.
Output: yes
Prompt: Excuse me, sir. Are you a werewolf? Is there a full moon? 
 Response: I'm a little bit of a werewolf, I'm a little bit of a werebear, I'm a little bit of a half-orc fighter. Someday I hope to level up and be a paladin.
Output: yes
Prompt: I've gotta tell you.  I'm exhausted. 
 Response: Me, too!  I've sweat out a whole person!
Output: yes
Prompt: We're gonna hit you in the head with balloons and make you wear a hat that says derogatory things about women. 
 Response: Yeah, that's how we do it in Beer Town.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm confused why you're asking me for a perm, because your hair is already extremely curly. Can you understand my confusion? 
 Response: No, I don't, because a curl can always get tighter. It literally says that on your door.
Output: yes
Prompt: I traveled all the way from the next town. 
 Response: Dad?
Output: yes
Prompt: Alright, SWAT is set up outside. Are you guys ready? 
 Response: This is Agent Thompson. I have just left the bird's nest and it is a go!
Output: yes
Prompt: Ricky's body is kind of transparent looking. 
 Response: It's because all the skin and bones are skins. There's no more living cells.
Output: yes
Prompt: I understand Brandon was taking care of you folks, but he's a little indisposed right now. 
 Response: Yes, he was going to bring us appetizers.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm sorry, we're under new management here. 
 Response: You've got to be rude to the customer. That's our gimmick.
Output: yes
Prompt: I don't know, honey. Nine extra dollars for shipping. Can we do it? 
 Response: Can I tell you something? I've handled all the shipping for this family by taking out loans. Everything we've ever put in the mail. There's a guy that I borrow money from. Eventually it's going to come back to haunt us.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hey, did I leave a ring inside the dummy? 
 Response: Is that what this is? Here you go. `I didn't even know you were married.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's also day into night, you know what I mean? You could be running errands and looking chic and then you go to a fancy opening or whatever. 
 Response: Good point, Rob.
Output: yes
Prompt: I wouldn't mind using my position to, uh, make you have sex with me. 
 Response: Oh, well, I actually came to complain about another student who did just that.
Output: yes
Prompt: Perhaps I could join your party. 
 Response: No that's not going to happen, we hate you, we think you're a super boring daughter.
Output: yes
Prompt: Alright, extras that get to go on the rides, move over here. Everyone from this point over needs to move over there. 
 Response: This isn't fair. We've been camping out all night to be here.
Output: yes
Prompt: He had the stethoscope, the shiny thing, lab coat, scrubs. 
 Response: And I carried that thing, the tall scale that doctors used to have? I just dragged that with me.
Output: yes
Prompt: Charisma, don't crumple up the poem that you wrote for Mr. Brown. He might redeem himself later. 
 Response: The only way he can redeem himself is to find each and every parrot and bring it back to the jungle.
Output: yes
Prompt: I say we untie ourselves from these train tracks and go see that lady to find out from her who absorbed into who in the womb and who's half of what's left! 
 Response: Let's commit vigilanteism on a real vigilante!
Output: yes
Prompt: I know. I'm trying to tap onto the ceiling of this hell that we live in. 
 Response: Try to use the broom handle.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, I see. You thought that Kay was a person. There are people named Kay, but not in this place. There is a Kay that works at the piano place next door. 
 Response: Well, I don't want to buy a piano.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hi, Pixie.  I just noticed you were there, and normally I don't get up the gumption to talk to you, but I thought since we're both cast as leads, we should get to know each other. 
 Response: Yeah, that's cool.  There's no one else here to talk to.
Output: yes
Prompt: My owner has accused me in the public eye of being a sexual deviant. 
 Response: Was this in the printed word or on television?
Output: yes
Prompt: Mr. Ramierez, that's a beautiful hat. 
 Response: Thank you. She's from Panama.
Output: yes
Prompt: My brother Daniel likes to stay in the grandfather clock. 
 Response: Oh, how exciting. I've never heard of anyone sleeping in a grandfather clock before.
Output: yes
Prompt: Winter is a harbinger of horrible things to come, as we say and as is inscribed above the bar: "Horrible things to come." 
 Response: It's so gloomy for a nightclub.
Output: yes
Prompt: Just go in there bathroom. The code is 1 0 2 0 6 0 4 0. 
 Response: Alright, I'll see y'all in about 30 minutes.
Output: yes
Prompt: I can't pee without this dog staring at me. 
 Response: Yeah, Shandy likes to see nudes.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yeah, well, the shit's the manure and that's the fertilizer that makes them grow. I need to see the lush greenness of England. 
 Response: Alright, honey. Let's make your dream come true, I guess. I'll go where you go.
Output: yes
Prompt: My Lord, I just want to make something clear to everyone present. There's a woman up there that resembles me, but isn't me. She's saying that you don't exist. 
 Response: It's confusing because you both have the Rachel haircut.
Output: yes
Prompt: What page are we talking about, And who's Samantha? 
 Response: The page that the newscaster reads at nine o' clock news.
Output: yes
Prompt: Steve Dons. I was behind the chair at the first meeting. 
 Response: Oh, you're the guy who wanted to smoke. They guy who, like, forced himself on that girl.
Output: yes
Prompt: I think it was ambitious to begin with the motorcycle show. 
 Response: But I'd seen it done in a much smaller sphere than I built. It should have worked even better.
Output: yes
Prompt: Uncle, maybe you have some headache powder for Daniel in your pot of lotion. 
 Response: Oh, I see that I do have some headache powder for him to try. Try this and see if it works, Daniel.
Output: yes
Prompt: Listen, the good news is, your boys done you proud. They's going to be major recording artists. 
 Response: My boys. Y'all gonna be on that America's Got Talent?
Output: yes
Prompt: Excuse me would you mind stepping aside for a second? 
 Response: Alright, a lady's got a right to stand on the corner.
Output: yes
Prompt: You can't blame me, Barb. I love him. 
 Response: She knows the real me. We've been having this affair since before we were married.
Output: yes
Prompt: She's the first female chief of a tribe, head logger, and den mother to the stars. 
 Response: She's also the first white Native American chief.  That's never happened before.  That's how much they respect her.
Output: yes
Prompt: You seem a little sleepy. How did you start your day today? 
 Response: My honey and I woke up and I suggested that we have a TV day because we haven't done it in so long.
Output: yes
Prompt: Good news, ya'll, John and I are getting back together. 
 Response: That's OK Vince, you can come fuck me instead. Forget about John.
Output: yes
Prompt: Alright, so I'm going to be gathering intel at the beauty parlor. Got it. 
 Response: That's right. So make sure you ask a lot of questions when you're there. Just find out about their lives and everything. If you can, try not to let them ask you too many questions unless you got your backstory, like, good and tight.
Output: yes
Prompt: We're not related. He's watching me this weekend because my mom wanted to go to the spa. 
 Response: This is the first I'm hearing of this, wait. We're not related. Oh, my God.
Output: yes
Prompt: Putio's knife is lighter than a feather.  
 Response: Oh, geez! You almost sliced my face with that knife.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well listen, guys. The rules have changed. There's another state fair coming up in this very state. 
 Response: I thought that was the very last fair, five years ago. But I'm glad I was wrong.
Output: yes
Prompt: There's a possum and part of a raccoon. 
 Response: Let's take part of that raccoon, put some cheese on it, and double fry it!
Output: yes
Prompt: Seems like this is working out. 
 Response: It's almost working out too well. This is suspicious.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's weird that your concerned about a scroll when a person's dying. 
 Response: Well you just made your death seem inevitable, and we just met you.
Output: yes
Prompt: Are you the manager, Ma'am? 
 Response: I guess I am, for all intents and purposes. There's a turtle sale right now. I don't have time to talk about this.
Output: yes
Prompt: So, Arlene, we could have been together? 
 Response: We could have and I would have remembered every date we ever went on.
Output: yes
Prompt: You look sinister. 
 Response: Do I? I get that a lot.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hey would you mind taking these bags up to the room? 
 Response: Just throw it up on my back!
Output: yes
Prompt: They smoke in a church, or whatever. 
 Response: Yes, smoking in church.  That's my next stop after being a pregnant teen.
Output: yes
Prompt: Are there any crazy people in the waiting room? 
 Response: That's kind of rude, don't you think? I mean, you're our psychiatrist.
Output: yes
Prompt: Madam, are you lost? May I help you? 
 Response: I'm waiting here for a lover-turned-friend. A friend-turned-lover.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's my dirty 40th birthday today and I hope no one minds I already cracked open this Riesling because we can't get service here. 
 Response: We are fine with it honey. It's the only way to have a good time.
Output: yes
Prompt: Look, there's so much to see here at the State Fair. What do you think? 
 Response: It's wonderful. It's a little intimidating to be honest with you. There's a lot to take in.
Output: yes
Prompt: Are you done? I was in this line ten minutes ago and you're still in here singing your dumbass love song to this guy. 
 Response: Charlie will tell you, he is like my bartender. I am too young to drink, so I come to the bakery to tell him my troubles.
Output: yes
Prompt: I don't want to go in there if she doesn't have her bra on. 
 Response: Yeah, it's probably going to take her like ten minutes to put it on.
Output: yes
Prompt: Of course, young lady. What size t-shirt do you take? 
 Response: Can you hold the t-shirt out so we can get a good look at it?
Output: yes
Prompt: You took my bracelet? I took your ring. 
 Response: We appear to have pickpocketed each other.
Output: yes
Prompt: Are you having a rough day, buddy? 
 Response: Yeah, one more minute as Colonial Sargent and I'm going to lose it. All these kids are tugging on my epaulets.
Output: yes
Prompt: You'll forgive me for saying so, but you have a reputation for being very nosy. 
 Response: Some say that, but, I like to know what's going on in the area in which I live.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm a little uncomfortable. 
 Response: Listen, it's not a bad thing. We want your friendship, so that we have access to your privilege.
Output: yes
Prompt: He is known for refusing to cook anything else. 
 Response: Why would I cook anything but Cool Whip filled Hot Pockets? They are the most delicious delicacy on the planet!
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm sorry to have to detain you, but you just have to stay in here for a little bit. 
 Response: Oh, that's fine. It's all part of the family vacation we've been saving up for.
Output: yes
Prompt: Mother, it's what I need to do. I need to become a stand up comedian. 
 Response: Your father and I did not come here so you could be in the arts.
Output: yes
Prompt: Mother, I think there must way for us to insinuate our business into the carnival. 
 Response: People will get hungry, especially with a tapeworm in the picture.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm worried. I have a family and you've had me hold these knives all day. If I slip, this knife is going to go straight into my throat. 
 Response: Or, it could go straight into his throat.
Output: yes
Prompt: What is wrong with you, mysterious guy? Why do you have Scruples and six yo-yo's in your jacket? 
 Response: I just want to read Scruples and practice my yo-yo'ing with different weights of yo-yo.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm afraid to tell you that you've died. But there's good news; you are in the afterlife. 
 Response: Well, I have to get to my husband's show. You're going to have to let me back into the before-life.
Output: yes
Prompt: This speaker is just a fucking idiot, whose life was ruined. 
 Response: Yeah, look at him saying heroine ruined him and that it's an epidemic.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm Cynthia, drinker of bone broth and runner of the Grand Ole Opry. 
 Response: Cynthia is the boss around here. She drinks bone broth all day and runs the Grand Ole Opry like a Swiss Watch.
Output: yes
Prompt: Do you think it's possible your wife just misspoke once and didn't want to be corrected? 
 Response: Lawrence, thank you. I think Lawrence gets it.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm performing at eight o'clock tonight, and I need a concerts worth of songs. 
 Response: We're trying our best.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm secretly doing another job on the side. Over on the corner here, I'm shooting a Tums spot. 
 Response: You're spreading yourself very thin. Is it a top secret Tums spot?
Output: yes
Prompt: Yeah, and I don't see any moms here, so... it's gonna have to be you. 
 Response: OK, I mean I don't have any cash, but I have some stuff that could be considered valuable.
Output: yes
Prompt: Are you the mother of the child that came today? 
 Response: Yes, I am the mother. I am 21 and she is 12. It was a modern science miracle.
Output: yes
Prompt: You have 11 hours and 30 minutes to learn how to swallow swords. 
 Response: I gotta take a class. Do they have a sword swallowing class down at the strip mall?
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, nice to meet you. My name is Bartal. I'm the stage Manager at the Grand Ole Opry. 
 Response: Yes, and I'm Cynthia, drinker of bone broth and runner of the Grand Ole Opry.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm a little concerned about Kurt. Is there anything we can do for him? 
 Response: Yeah, all we can do is give him painkillers at this point. He'll probably be dead by the time he's 12.
Output: yes
Prompt: This is the first time you've offered me shrimp cocktail. 
 Response: Well, Gregory, it will probably be the last.
Output: yes
Prompt: I didn't think this maze went on for miles. 
 Response: It's not like one continuous mile. It's like just all jumbled up together like the gastrointestinal tract.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hello! It's past 2:00 am. Look who's out alone. Hey, have you ever put your penis in a vagina? 
 Response: Actually, I'm gay. I've had a rough night and just want to go to McDonalds. Hey, get your hands off my pants!
Output: yes
Prompt: Every human being had a purpose, I think I have fulfilled mine. 
 Response: How could you have fulfilled your purpose in life? You are a terrible person you haven't fulfilled anything.
Output: yes
Prompt: Kurt, you're 7 feet tall and your life is your own now. 
 Response: I'm going to be the youngest NBA player ever.
Output: yes
Prompt: Why would you ask for sparkling water if you don't want it. 
 Response: I just wanted to make sure you weren't going to give it to me.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hillary, what fun it was to judge this competition with you over this past season of Top Chef. 
 Response: Yes, Marco. You were such and inspiration for the judging.
Output: yes
Prompt: Did you know Sally's mom before or after she was dying? 
 Response: She was always dying. We knew each other in high school, and even then she had double pneumonia.
Output: yes
Prompt: Are you sure it's a good idea to drive to your parent's house? You're pretty drunk. How far away are they? 
 Response: They're all the way at the edge of the town. 18 1/2 miles.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yo yo yo guys, I got your delivery from King Taco. 
 Response: Oh, man, it's Mr. King Taco himself!
Output: yes
Prompt: Michael, that's what it takes? Getting wet after midnight brings you to life? 
 Response: I mean, that's my guess. It's happened enough times that it seems to be the common denominator. 
Output: yes
Prompt: How did you get so lucky? 
 Response: Well, you know, a three-car pileup and very poor medical insurance, but a great lawsuit equals to me being taken care of for the rest of my life.
Output: yes
Prompt: Rick, did you just witness that tender moment? 
 Response: I did, and it was improvised. You didn't write that. That was from the heart.
Output: yes
Prompt: The experiment sounds kind of scientific. I mean, there was an experiment of sorts. 
 Response: I set up a hypothesis, that the wall was strong enough. Tested it. Turned out to be right. With an unintended conclusion that the helmet was not quite strong enough.
Output: yes
Prompt: See, I love water. 
 Response: Do you think I'm stupid? I know you're drinking lemonade.
Output: yes
Prompt: These corn cob toys are deteriorating before my eyes. 
 Response: That's what makes them authentic.
Output: yes
Prompt: Listen, Sandy. Oh, you're really ready to listen to me. 
 Response: Yeah, I'm so lonely.
Output: yes
Prompt: You said that this ticket printed by itself. That can only be done by  a ghost or by Christ's divine inspiration. 
 Response: Let me see that ticket. It says 1947? It's not that year now.
Output: yes
Prompt: We'll never sell this property. Not for any amount of money. 
 Response: Aw, fine. Then you just wait as we develop all around you.
Output: yes
Prompt: I can crack any safe. There's a museum down the street. 
 Response: You'll be the lookout. Nobody will suspect a wheezing man.
Output: yes
Prompt: Did he assault you in anyway? 
 Response: He kept on saying he was going to hurt the rabbits and he was going to throw the fish down the toilet. He was just a mean old kid.
Output: yes
Prompt: Tia, as in spanish for ant? 
 Response: Interesting, I never knew that. 35 years old and I never knew that's what it meant.
Output: yes
Prompt: You bought me another car? Again? 
 Response: What can I say - your wife Doris loves buying cars. I buy them every day, so many cars.
Output: yes
Prompt: Tell your daughter she will never be able to leave this country until she gets old enough to leave this country. 
 Response: OK. I'll send my other daughter. She is also 21. How'd I do that? Who knows?
Output: yes
Prompt: What is it, ma'am? You're gesturing so excitedly that you clothes are falling off. 
 Response: It's because it's been a wild and crazy day. My husband and I were just running through the forest earlier today and something really scary came up behind us. We just need help. We want to get out of here.
Output: yes
Prompt: If the camera looks at me, do you want me to look at it and speak? 
 Response: Yeah, I want you to talk to it. I want you to say everything is fine.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm here to help you. Don't worry. I got your back. 
 Response: Alright, I appreciate it Pinky. What we're going to do is move this stack over to that stack. To kill time, I guess.
Output: yes
Prompt: Who chose Mr. Blackwater to come in here with the big ideas, huh?  Everybody's going to die in St. Peter's Square?? 
 Response: Listen, I'll let that one pass because I'm a professional, but you that shit again and I will terminate you.
Output: yes
Prompt: With this pickle, your life is spared. 
 Response: Oh gosh, thank you Dr. Lecter.
Output: yes
Prompt: We change out the protective strips every eight months. 
 Response: I do it personally.  Every eight months, I spend a Saturday changing underwear strips.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hello, Uncle. It's wonderful to see you. 
 Response: It's nice to see you, as well. Step no further in this house with your shoes on.
Output: yes
Prompt: We love the guests. That's my favorite part of the class. 
 Response: Oh really? I brought in Henry Miller. You asked the guy "how much does it cost to get your picture in a playbill?" You guys are dicks to these famous people I bring in.
Output: yes
Prompt: Judy, what do you make of these weirdos? 
 Response: Well, as a race car psychotherapist, I think It's important for a couple not only to be honest with one another, but for really an entire population on this planet, to be honest with each other.
Output: yes
Prompt: Do you think this is the real thing, finally, Rhonda? 
 Response: I think Jebodiah looks at me no way any other man has. He looks at me like if he can't have me, he'll kill me. Most men don't even look. See, you're averting your eyes.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, you saved all of our lives, yes. Not the other people on the roller coaster. 
 Response: Yeah, we probably should have spread the word that it would break.
Output: yes
Prompt: Who's out there, Tina? 
 Response: Tina's out there, yeah. And there are some people that are, I guess, falling in love.
Output: yes
Prompt: You know, it's just part of being a housewife. Decorating and putting out. Sure, you might have these newfangled people that think they can be independent, but no. 
 Response: Rita, you're very traditional.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm TSA. Give me that bag. Are you going to play with me? 
 Response: OK, I see your glue gun. Take the bag.
Output: yes
Prompt: I stole the animals. 
 Response: What? Did you steal them from a farm or from a small child?
Output: yes
Prompt: Everyone else put their best foot forward on the show. That's certainly true of Daniel. He did a good job. 
 Response: Yeah, it was clear to me that I needed to come in and make an impression as a person first.
Output: yes
Prompt: So, on the weekdays, you work here at the gym? 
 Response: Yep, I have to pay the bills.
Output: yes
Prompt: Can y'all hurry up and move up there? My baby needs to get liquefied on the water ride. 
 Response: Wait, they let babies on this ride? I left my baby in the car because I didn't think I could put it on the ride.
Output: yes
Prompt: Ken, do you think Chuck bought it? Do you think he bought that you were a zombie? 
 Response: He was busy on his phone playing Plants vs Zombies. I just figured I'd go with it and keep the reality real. So, I bit him.
Output: yes
Prompt: It was bad enough when you all try to correct me, but now you're going to say the name Jim in my presence? 
 Response: Maybe he meant a different Jim?
Output: yes
Prompt: You can each take a tablespoon of whisky. 
 Response: I'm so happy that you carry spoons on you. They're warm as well, just like the whisky.
Output: yes
Prompt: Principal Durnham, am I still in trouble? The kids have turned into parrots and seem happy. 
 Response: Yes, you're still fired. The parents are furious that their children turned into birds.
Output: yes
Prompt: Women just aren't good at juggling. There's more male clowns because I think they're better at juggling. 
 Response: Right, there's less male gymnasts and we're not complaining.
Output: yes
Prompt: You didn't have to assume anything. I said. I kissed you with my mouth. I knew what I was doing. 
 Response: I kissed you back and it was great. I wanted to see you again.
Output: yes
Prompt: You see the thing is your Mother wants to die. 
 Response: Is that why she is just letting herself float down that big river?
Output: yes
Prompt: So you're in that drippy-looking painting thing? 
 Response: We like to call it an avant garde look at time and space.
Output: yes
Prompt: Do you think that stand up comedy guy is related to Tina, the acting teacher? 
 Response: Aren't all British people related?
Output: yes
Prompt: Dear, why did you follow me? 
 Response: Because I went to Build-a-Bear and you weren't there. They said that you muttered to yourself and walked out in this direction. I followed you.
Output: yes
Prompt: You can't talk to my client unless I'm here and I OK it. 
 Response: I'm just talking to him as an employee of the amusement park.
Output: yes
Prompt: Do you want some peacock milk? 
 Response: Yes, can we all go directly to the source to get it?
Output: yes
Prompt: Yes, and next time the butter make it soft. This hard butter is impossible to spread. 
 Response: I'm so sorry. It just came right out of the fridge.
Output: yes
Prompt: You can take my prescription and go and get jars and fill them up. 
 Response: Customer, you are pushing all my buttons. Will you stay here one moment?
Output: yes
Prompt: Do you know each other? Hal Holbrook, this is Dixie Carter. Dixie Carter, Hal Holbrook. 
 Response: I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Output: yes
Prompt: Listen, can I be honest with you? I don't even want to be an actor. I only joined this troupe because I have a crush on you. 
 Response: Me? Solomon, how long have you been keeping that in? It can't work though. I don't date actors.
Output: yes
Prompt: Have you ever fallen in love at a funeral? 
 Response: Actually, that's how I met my wife.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hello, I was assigned to kitchen duty. 
 Response: Oh, hello. I'm chef Pierre. Nice to meet you.
Output: yes
Prompt: I, 1000%  started the fire that burned Caesar's Palace to the ground, as well as invented the grilled cheese sandwich. 
 Response: Whoo Hoo! Oh my Goodness. You're the most interesting person I ever met.
Output: yes
Prompt: Girls, we're having a family meeting! 
 Response: Am I getting paid for this?
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, I'm glad you're enjoying all of the drinks. Usually when I have people over, they just request the one drink. But you wanted a variety. So I thought, well, you're my guest. You know, I want this mansion house to be a mansion home. 
 Response: When I made the order, I assumed you would combine all of them into one glass and not bring me three glasses.
Output: yes
Prompt: So, how are you holding up. What, with Daniel and all. 
 Response: Mom, you don't have to say his name like that. In fact, I think this might be the holiday where he pops the question.
Output: yes
Prompt: All right. Do you get the one where people think that your logo is a Satanist thing? 
 Response: Yes, yes. We do worship Satan here, so that's let me just clear that up right now.
Output: yes
Prompt: Wait a minute, Calisto. When I was reading about going out of Malibu on my phone, I was told not to give strangers credit cards. 
 Response: But Tip Top seems really OK to me.
Output: yes
Prompt: You know, Lorielle, if you two hadn't come to this haunted storefront and opened up an ice cream shop in the winter, I never would have been able to free my wife from her hellish torments. 
 Response: Wow, it's crazy how things work out. We're glad we could help you.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hey, it's the Falconer from high school, Jimmy Dillon. 
 Response: Uh, Dillon Tristan, but my mom calls me Jimmy. Because that's what she named me.
Output: yes
Prompt: It doesn't say that I didn't build the forest.  
 Response: It actually does, it's on a sign, right there. In front of you.
Output: yes
Prompt: He's offering us a bunch of money and think of all the wet peaches we could have. What kind of a life is this for us anyway? 
 Response: It's been getting a little boring, I agree. But what are we going to do with all that cash? I'm just gonna spend it on dumb things like tulips, fake tulips and big ponies.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yes, this is the open call for the dentistry for my mouth. 
 Response: Teeth, I clean.
Output: yes
Prompt: You brought your own soup and you have a cool umbrella. 
 Response: Thank you. I learned the hard way, you know what I mean?
Output: yes
Prompt: We need a name for this tall person disease.  
 Response: Yeah, I say we call it stretchitis.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm sorry. I don't see your name here on the list. 
 Response: Yeah, do you see that I have a wrench?
Output: yes
Prompt: He's a social media manager. He has questions for me on opening a Twitter account? 
 Response: No, no, about your Twitter account. Do you want to have a Twitter account, an official account here for the aquarium?
Output: yes
Prompt: Ma'am, you're going to have to step out of line and go to jail. 
 Response: My children will have to deal with the psychological consequences of their mother going to jail.
Output: yes
Prompt: You're acting exactly the same as you did on the boat. 
 Response: Yeah, well, I'm captain of this island now.
Output: yes
Prompt: Darling, you have to stop complaining. Your father and I won't be embarrassed on that stage. 
 Response: I understand. I get it. Just, all the other kids look cool. They put funny things on top of their hat.
Output: yes
Prompt: Your whole life is being a waiter at Margaritaville? 
 Response: It's all I have and I need you to help me keep my job.
Output: yes
Prompt: I think jorgans were the mind stealing jars of organs. 
 Response: Yeah, that would make sense. You put an organ in a jar that has a head cat thing.
Output: yes
Prompt: This could be your chance to fill that picture frame that used to have divorce papers in it with your own marriage papers. 
 Response: Sinclair, that was beautiful. That was poetic.
Output: yes
Prompt: He's thinking so hard he's sweating all over the place. 
 Response: Jeez, it's really fogging up in there.
Output: yes
Prompt: Why are you so down on ladies, man? It's modern times. Ladies can be on juries. 
 Response: Look, ladies have injured me terribly in the past. Minorities, anybody that doesn't look like me, I don't trust.
Output: yes
Prompt: Look, I got Hitler's heart. 
 Response: Good job, Ranch. You've passed the challenge. Now only 22 more challenges to go.
Output: yes
Prompt: There's a Hot Dog on a Stick right over there. They hand make their lemonade. 
 Response: She wanted it from Joe's Crab Shack and I told her it's her birthday, she can have it from wherever she wants.
Output: yes
Prompt: General, what we gotta do is get up on that moon. We gotta really rub them Russian's faces in it. I need you to get us on the moon. Wink. Wink. You know what I'm saying? 
 Response: I gotcha. I know what you're talking about. How many rockets do you want on there?
Output: yes
Prompt: Jimmy Dillon Tristan, what would your mother say if she knew you had a gun? 
 Response: Well, she's out in the car. She's waiting to take me and Marge on a date.
Output: yes
Prompt: Mr. President, the data feeds have stopped coming in from the Antarctica station. 
 Response: Is that a good thing? It doesn't seem like a good thing, maybe me should send in Delta Force.
Output: yes
Prompt: Bill Phil Vanhaven, everyone knows him. 
 Response: Everyone knew Bill Phil. God, he was a good guy. He was a big gregarious fella, fireplug of a man.
Output: yes
Prompt: Why doesn't daisy lead with I'm a sexist dick? 
 Response: Ok, hey, you don't get to say that, she's not your friend.
Output: yes
Prompt: What are you doing to my wife!?? 
 Response: I do nothing!  She do to me!  She make my rage go away!
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm Adam. Nice to meet you. 
 Response: I'm Eve. Isn't this garden nice?
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, man.  It's like living in a sauna in this part of the south. 
 Response: It's December in the Pacific Northwest.
Output: yes
Prompt: I heard you singing. It sounded so familiar from when I was a kid. 
 Response: Oh, I don't know. It's just something I've been kicking around. It belongs to this guy that I wasn't here to see.
Output: yes
Prompt: Celeste, sweetheart, what's going on here? 
 Response: Be careful, Bobby. We caught a counterfeit Wreck-it Ralph and Mickey Mouse is giving him Disney justice.
Output: yes
Prompt: They don't deserve to walk on dirt. 
 Response: The carpet is red because it's the blood of the masses that they're walking on.
Output: yes
Prompt: I don't know how you're getting the information that there's been a murder here. 
 Response: The two dead bodies that are sitting on the golf course over there.
Output: yes
Prompt: Coyotes were attacking you, but you made friends with them? 
 Response: Yeah, I made friends with a family of coyotes.
Output: yes
Prompt: You disgust me and you always have and I think you need to know it and I think you need to live with the consequences of what you've done. 
 Response: Keep talking dirty to me.
Output: yes
Prompt: I had my first grilled cheese sandwich when I was 22 in Vegas during the big Caesar's Palace fire. 
 Response: I remember that. They lost three centurions that day. It was really sad.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, there's your wives and family outside asked me to come in and check on you. To be honest I feel not respected as an officer of the law that I am playing messenger right now. 
 Response: Well, I'll be out when I'm ready to come out. We're dealing with this fellow here who's the movie police, apparently.
Output: yes
Prompt: We have a corporate membership here, so just put it on our account and we're done. It's under Behemoth Religious Organization. 
 Response: OK, I'm just typing. Oh, there it is. Oh, it says here that you have a couple movies out.
Output: yes
Prompt: Sorry folks, that area is employees only. We have a way of doing things here at Joe's Crab Shack. 
 Response: Well, you're an employee. Could you be an ambassador for us?
Output: yes
Prompt: Guys, we really gotta do this soon. I don't know how much longer I can hold the two of you on my shoulders. 
 Response: Okay, take it easy. Chaz, how are you doing in the middle?
Output: yes
Prompt: Are you gonna use the disk drive of the computer? 
 Response: I didn't even think of that. I rented this place that guaranteed that they had a DVD player.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hi Mr.Harbor, I'm sorry, I thought maybe you were Meredith's brother. 
 Response: It's just because of these short shorts I'm wearing. I look youthful.
Output: yes
Prompt: She was a teenager. She was horrible. 
 Response: Teens are the dredge of the Wisconsin Dells Water Park. They're like a fly in your burrito.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh man, that really aggravated my cancer. 
 Response: Jeez, it's sticking out.
Output: yes
Prompt: I got you. Your ice pick is now mine. 
 Response: Oh no. What are you doing? The moonshine was supposed to knock you out completely.
Output: yes
Prompt: Alright, folks. We are 3 Ashes and 2 Cinders and we need a suggestion for a place where people might work, like an Arby's or a Dairy Queen. 
 Response: How about a bank! It's spelled with a B. What's wrong with your bat ears?
Output: yes
Prompt: Do I get to call 911 or do you? Or do we not report these animals to 911? 
 Response: Let's report it to 411 and see what happens.
Output: yes
Prompt: Why would I want to eat vegetables? They taste like the dirt. 
 Response: Yes, but they are good for you. Your shirt is not able to be buttoned. 
Output: yes
Prompt: So, corporate is changing the signage and menu before telling the workers that it's changing? 
 Response: We found out that the Julius part of our marketing is what works for people.
Output: yes
Prompt: You have stumbled into my web. 
 Response: Is that what this stuff is? I thought that you just didn't clean your tinsel up from Christmas. 
Output: yes
Prompt: Marge, you were the one who wrote the memo? I'm glad you're coming clean because you signed that memo "We are legion." 
 Response: Well there are only five of us in the office, who did you think it was? I just meant me and all of the women out there who long for a simpler time when the Nazis had just been defeated. Women were code breakers and leading secret lives.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well Todd, you look all dressed up. I hope you're not missing something. 
 Response: Oh, I'm supposed to go to this funeral. I was going to be the guy who sings the funeral song.
Output: yes
Prompt: Dad, you're the best! 
 Response: Yeah, I know I am. I'm larger than life. It makes it kind of hard to find pants that fit.
Output: yes
Prompt: Desiree, I remember meeting you in the waiting room! 
 Response: Yes, and now you're standing on a tall stack of oil cans, threatening to jump and take your life.
Output: yes
Prompt: Listen, normally I just like small groups of people, like three. But I've learned in my heart that sometimes there's bigger groups of people around and I've got to get with the times. So, Alexandro, will you marry me? 
 Response: Lisa, as much as I don't like to talk about myself, you asked me a question. And the answer to that question is yes. Yes, I will marry you, Lisa.
Output: yes
Prompt: Excuse me. Vlad? We can't have you using the break room computer for personal emails. 
 Response: Please, Sherry, give me just one second. I just sent an email to myself to talk to customer.
Output: yes
Prompt: This dog is really irritable. 
 Response: He's pointing to a picture of chicken cor don bleau. We're not gonna make you chicken cor don bleau. You're a damn dog.
Output: yes
Prompt: Excuse me, is that you? 
 Response: I think I am me. Except for in 2009 when someone stole my security number. I've been myself the whole time.
Output: yes