niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: Sir, there's no food or drink allowed in here either. 
 Response: I can't bring this piece of pizza in? It's a part of my act.
Output: yes
Prompt: Marge, while this human tragedy is taking place, I think we can probably get away from Golgatha and actually not go back to help. 
 Response: Oh, I thought you were going to say we could have a quickie.
Output: yes
Prompt: This is a travesty. 
 Response: Jesus, you suck. You're a horrible lawyer. Those ads make you sound good.
Output: yes
Prompt: Steve, I was hungry and broke into your house to steal some cereal. Your wife was there and she wanted me to put her out of her misery. So, I smothered her and she's with Satan now. 
 Response: Oh, I didn't know if I had even mentioned that they were satanists. 
Output: yes
Prompt: Please don't judge me. I never clean my purse out. 
 Response: I'm not gonna judge you if you don't judge me for being in the state that I'm in.
Output: yes
Prompt: Mrs. Applebaum? Do you have the flask on you that you have in your classroom? 
 Response: Well, I mean, of course. I keep it in my stocking, at the very top of my thigh, so it's always warm. But I can't give it to you. You haven't officially walked yet. That would be bad.
Output: yes
Prompt: This line is so long to get into see Rex Ryner. 
 Response: I know look at it, it's stretching around the block!
Output: yes
Prompt: This is like a Lady Macbeth situation. You do whatever she tells you to. 
 Response: If you keep talking like that she's going to order me to slap you.
Output: yes
Prompt: There were tons of people laying all over the ground at the concert. 
 Response: Oh, my God. Do you think we're the last humans alive?
Output: yes
Prompt: Having your phone on in court is incredibly unprofessional. 
 Response: I just really love the clicking sound.
Output: yes
Prompt: I can't believe there were stilts here. Who would leave perfectly good stilts in a parking lot? 
 Response: There was the Ringling Brother's Big Top Circus here earlier.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, normally you're five when you're in Kindergarten. It's been ten years, so I'm 15 which means if I went through the school system like a normal person I'm a sophomore in high school. 
 Response: But you didn't because of that strange accident.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm going to make a little teeny-tiny seance chamber. Who's in? 
 Response: Um, sure, I mean I can talk to the dead. So that seems like I have something to offer. I also have a soothing voice.
Output: yes
Prompt: I don't know where I am. Everything's dark and it's kind of wet and moist in here. 
 Response: I found a bunch of samples in here but they're all disgusting.
Output: yes
Prompt: I didn't realize that the show was going to be so food crazy. 
 Response: Well, it was, Clark. I think everyone else here understood that. Everyone else put their best foot forward.
Output: yes
Prompt: What about that bucket? Is he coming to life? I've seen Fantasia. 
 Response: Me? You're talking about me? You thought I was a bucket? Really? Me? The guy who's just a mailbox? Yes! I am a bucket. Yes.
Output: yes
Prompt: She got murdered by a woman named Beth. Isn't that ironic? 
 Response: Now that's funny. I'd like to see that on a television show.
Output: yes
Prompt: Look at that weird coked-up fish. Somebody grab him. 
 Response: He went in that vent. Now he went in that little Ferrari.
Output: yes
Prompt: We both sleep on the top bunk because the bottom bunk is too dangerous. 
 Response: It's too dangerous!  That's where people get strangulated!
Output: yes
Prompt: Look at the banner! It says Rex Ryner here today! 
 Response: Look at that it does! And it has a huge crotch bulge too!
Output: yes
Prompt: So, we're going to get, like, a big hat, okay?  And I'm going to wear this hat, and then you're going to sneak up the robes and then nobody knows.? 
 Response: Okay, I'm very tormented as a member of the Swiss Guard to go along with this terrible plan.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yes. I'm Jazz Cangetatan. My skin can totally get a tan. 
 Response: Jazz, what's wrong with your wrists and fingers?
Output: yes
Prompt: I like you even though you've got a past and some problems. 
 Response: I was in an abusive relationship. It hurts too much to talk about it.
Output: yes
Prompt: You look at all of my eyes when you talk to me. They're my eyes. 
 Response: Well, I'm a snake. I have very small eyes, so it's hard. You kind of have like a blackberry of eyes. It's hard to look at all of them, you know, there's a lot.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, that was my alternate personality.  I don't take responsibility for that. 
 Response: Bulene!  You wasn't even doing a Denise voice when you read that poem!  You panicked up there!  You choked!
Output: yes
Prompt: I realize now, in this square, all is perfect. All is good. 
 Response: Your memory is getting worse and worse.
Output: yes
Prompt: Starting now, you will live with the horses. 
 Response: Sounds good to me. Now I don't have to run away anymore.
Output: yes
Prompt: That spray is the only thing Rufus loves in this world anymore. 
 Response: I feel like it might be contributing to the decline of his health, because he's not supposed to like it.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yeah and how about we put some spareribs in there. 
 Response: Oh my god, that's insane. Tom, you're so insane.
Output: yes
Prompt: How are you? 
 Response: I'm fine, thanks for asking, my private plane had to make an emergency landing in this tiny town.
Output: yes
Prompt: Thanks for uploading my consciousness to the systems computer. I've been hanging out with voice lady. 
 Response: It's been pretty good so far.
Output: yes
Prompt: I noticed that you've got on a nice tool belt with quite a few hammers and wrenches. 
 Response: Yeah, you know, they say take nothing but pictures and leave nothing but footprints, but I also like to leave some nice repair work.  I might fix a door hinge or a clasp.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm not sure about putting a candle in the wine, since it's liquid. 
 Response: Right, but what about the floating candles they sell over at Home Goods?
Output: yes
Prompt: Hold on a second, kids. There is nothing more American than The Price is Right. And if this show goes on, we go on. I don't care if it is September 12. 
 Response: But mom's dead, dad. The funeral is today.
Output: yes
Prompt: Can you describe the person that robbed the pet store? 
 Response: Yes, it was a child. It was one of those bossy kids with a really mean face.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, Z-Quil sounds like a great marinade. 
 Response: It looks pretty because it's purple and it's unusual. You don't see that often.
Output: yes
Prompt: OK. I'd like a book to teach my child the vowels. 
 Response: All I got is this old book on ants, and I'll let it go for a nickle. You poor person.
Output: yes
Prompt: Roger had an urgent intestinal need and he thought my office was the bathroom. 
 Response: It was a bad omelet.
Output: yes
Prompt: I think she needs the Heimlich. 
 Response: My bones have no more calcium in them but i'll try.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm never going to say the word horse as long as I live. 
 Response: Well, why would you promise that? We're at a stable. You can say horse.
Output: yes
Prompt: I can't sell food and do nails at the same time. That's like double dipping or whatever. 
 Response: It's also completely against health department standards.
Output: yes
Prompt: What's your emergency, sir? 
 Response: I'm being held against my will and being forced to work at a Houston's restaurant by Mr. Sam Houston, hero of Houston's Attrition War.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yes, between Russia and the US. All the battles took place in cold climates. 
 Response: There were so many grudges, especially with John.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yeah, it's like a ball of light that floats along and lures people over to the Mars. 
 Response: It's like a cat's hairball.
Output: yes
Prompt: Wrinkle Pants ate a lot of fruit and that's why you gotta have his body, Cracker. 
 Response: Because even dead, it's in better condition than my body?
Output: yes
Prompt: Didn't she say she played a piano in the shower? She doesn't sound right to me. 
 Response: What kind of shower is that wide? Unless she was playing in a YMCA, she's very likely a robot killer so we have to be very careful, Todd.
Output: yes
Prompt: I think there's a Ted Talk going on over there at the McCormick Place. 
 Response: We should head over there after the ceremony.
Output: yes
Prompt: Councilmen, as you know we've never had a partner in the televangeli before. I think we should talk this over. 
 Response: Well, there was a lot of emotion in her devotion. I don't see a problem with it.
Output: yes
Prompt: You're gorgeous, Tia. 
 Response: Thank you. I have a new sun hat. Would you like to see me without it?
Output: yes
Prompt: I think my short term memory is fine, but my mid term and long term memory aren't so good. There's an area in the middle that completely goes blank. 
 Response: You hardly ever hear people talk about mid term memory. There's short term, long term and then mid term, where you're just remembering stuff from a couple months ago.
Output: yes
Prompt: You wanna come in the room or are you just going to lurk there? 
 Response: I'm just going to kind of hang out by the door 'cause I gotta head to the hospital soon. Gotta make my rounds.
Output: yes
Prompt: You read that. I did get two PhDs. One in semibiotics and also medicine. 
 Response: Wow, I was mad before, but I really respect a woman who's educated, so, congratulations Donna.
Output: yes
Prompt: Do you have your handcuffs? We'll need them if we're going to turn this guy in. 
 Response: Of course I do. I never leave anywhere without them.
Output: yes
Prompt: You know what? I'll put on a jacket if it'll make you happy. 
 Response: Yeah. With elbow patches, preferably.
Output: yes
Prompt: Brigadier Private, we have exciting news to share with you 
 Response: Oh, let me guess. Is it free churro day? That's my favorite day of the month.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'd like to cut slack all day long, but the truth of the matter is we're running a business here, not a nudist beach. 
 Response: You know what? I quit. I'm going to use all this time to start trying to heal my mind.
Output: yes
Prompt: Being shot in the calf is not life threatening and for the rest of your life you have a cool limp. 
 Response: Yeah, man cool limps. Who wouldn't want one. Maybe I can have you shoot my calf.
Output: yes
Prompt: Kelly Sue is the star of the show. Everyone knows her. 
 Response: I've been performing here for 15 years, but I'm not a day over 25.
Output: yes
Prompt: This I swear to you, my brothers, I am telling the truth.  There, does that satisfy you? 
 Response: For the time being.  It wouldn't be the first time the baby brother has committed some sort of error in telling the truth, would it?
Output: yes
Prompt: Cheryl's never going to know what's coming for her. 
 Response: Whoa, you look like you're gonna beat her up.
Output: yes
Prompt: These are two things that you didn't mention at dinner. You live with your mother and you're a magician. 
 Response: Both of those things are more like a third date thing.
Output: yes
Prompt: Ma'am, we must let you know that you are exotic to us. 
 Response: We have never met a person with your particular speech patterns or peanut butter flights.
Output: yes
Prompt: Adelle, I feel like I'm into doing crazy things now. I started this business.  
 Response: You do seem very changed and considering that I first married you to get my green card, it  blossomed into a relationship of love.
Output: yes
Prompt: Can't we pick the lock and get into the laundry mat that way? 
 Response: Yeah, does anybody know how? It seems like that would be the easiest route.
Output: yes
Prompt: Is everyone comfortable with being murdered? 
 Response: Well, I've always wanted to be in show business. So, this could be a real stepping stone for me to take a risk and brave actress.
Output: yes
Prompt: We had a plug that came loose and we had to plug it back. You know how it is. 
 Response: Yeah, like our Commodore 64, lamps, computers. Technology. Cool stuff.
Output: yes
Prompt: That's a lot of vomit. How much shrimp cocktail did he eat? 
 Response: We had extra this morning. Didn't want it to go to waste.
Output: yes
Prompt: These doughnuts are pretty good, I gotta admit. 
 Response: They're good until they're not. The third doughnut is where everything turns.
Output: yes
Prompt: I've been here for three years. I'v just been walking around for three years. 
 Response: I'm not gonna lie. That's a little demoralizing to hear.
Output: yes
Prompt: You may not recognize me. I was in a 70's movie. It was a little movie called Foxy Brown. 
 Response: You were correct at the beginning. I don't recognize you.
Output: yes
Prompt: Look, you and your brother are kind creeping everybody out. You got these weird looks on your faces. You're throwing ice cream on the ground and you're saying "it wasn't us who did it." You're blaming somebody that nobody can see. 
 Response: That's right. Targin did it. He's causing a lot of trouble and my brother Stewart is catching flak for it. It's not fair.
Output: yes
Prompt: So, Caroline and Claptrap. Did you know that right outside the panic room I have just the most wonderful, Hi-Fi stereo and mint vinyl records of just anything you could imagine? 
 Response: It's literally vintage. I saw it on the way in. Pearled exterior. You have to see it.
Output: yes
Prompt: What's the point of finishing this movie, no one's going to watch our movies in the future anyway. 
 Response: I think you're right, darling. I think you're right. I think we belong to history now and no one will ever look upon us again.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yeah, your hands look like two thunderclouds with lightening shooting out of them. 
 Response: Like two horses with one too many legs each.
Output: yes
Prompt: This is rubber band. Holds together bills. 
 Response: OK, then I'd like to see you pick it up and bind some bills with that.
Output: yes
Prompt: Dad, let me make you this promise. If my debut is absolutely atrocious and I make someone smash their face against a wall because they don't want to hear me sing anymore, I'll quit the opera and do something else. 
 Response: Well, that's a deal then. I guess I won't smash you in the face with this rock.
Output: yes
Prompt: Please come home. I'm so sorry about everything. I don't want you to start a new life. Please don't leave your old life with your family who loves you. 
 Response: But mom, it's June 20th. I can't take another summer of just casual summer Buddhism.
Output: yes
Prompt: You ladies look like you've been  through heck and so do you sir. 
 Response: Nothing. I'm not saying a word. I'm not telling anything.
Output: yes
Prompt: I think my dad is way worse than your dad. 
 Response: Well, given I just saved my dad from being murdered by your dad, I actually am going to agree with that. You can come stay with us if you want.
Output: yes
Prompt: I don't need a compass. My eyes are my compass. 
 Response: They sure are, look how they spin.
Output: yes
Prompt: I remember I was at a jazz club and I saw this young lady. She was enjoying the jazz music. I went up to giver her a hug and she turned around. Now, I find myself here. 
 Response: Oh, that's weird. It's like she teleported you or something.
Output: yes
Prompt: Also, I should tell you, all the closets they have little closets inside. 
 Response: Okay, how many?  Is it like a Russian nesting closet?
Output: yes
Prompt: The truth is, Tina, I've always loved you. And seeing these two people here today, in love, it just reminded me of that. I know I see you every day, but they reminded me that I love you, Tina. 
 Response: I've been dreaming about this happening. I didn't want to smell like shrimp and stew though.
Output: yes
Prompt: It sounds like finding these parrots is the only way to redeem yourself for these kids. 
 Response: Oh, boy. I've got to keep looking for these parrots. I almost forgot.
Output: yes
Prompt: I need quarters. Does anybody have quarters? 
 Response: Oh, I run a nail salon, girl. We don't use quarters.
Output: yes
Prompt: Tell us a secret about the Harlem Globetrotters. They play here don't they? 
 Response: I can tell you a secret about them. All those games were fixed.
Output: yes
Prompt: You know, I tried to be a fireguy one time. That might have been the main problem, that I kept calling it fireguys. 
 Response: I like it. You're real folksy. That's cool.
Output: yes
Prompt: Please, David, do insert that punch card into me. Under my arm. 
 Response: Under the flap? It's weird that you're a robot with flapy skin.
Output: yes
Prompt: Chuck never told me he was an inventor. Demetrius, can you believe that? 
 Response: I can't. I also can't see the contraption in his hand. I think working in a goldsmith factory is taking my sight.
Output: yes
Prompt: You got the higher-ups up my ass, and I can't handle this type of pressure. 
 Response: Look, you said you were two weeks from retirement a month ago. Why are you still even here?
Output: yes
Prompt: Wow, he's never done that before. Wow. Just this morning he could only remember three different kinds of margaritas. 
 Response: I know, and now I got the other 64.
Output: yes
Prompt: Do you still want the sex with the two guys? 
 Response: Yes, of course. Because of Jim's haunting me.
Output: yes
Prompt: I just need to buy a bible, lady. 
 Response: I'm so sorry. Please, go ahead. They are alphabetically organized.
Output: yes
Prompt: This isn't your job either, as security? What is this, like a volunteer militia? 
 Response: I gotta do this or I go back to jail.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm making meatballs for dinner. 
 Response: I would like to help. I have a very particular set of skills.
Output: yes
Prompt: And then we can call your parents to come get you. 
 Response: OK, but I don't think they're going like that. Well, they thought I'd look so much like a frog. They brought me the aquarium than just stuck me in the octopus tank. And octopus is the murdered of the sea.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm glad you're moving on with your life and I'm glad that I have the key to where you live. 
 Response: I am too. I think this was the smartest idea so we can both see the poster.
Output: yes
Prompt: Do you have a horse tranquilizer? 
 Response: Oh, sure. Do you feel like going into a k-hole?
Output: yes
Prompt: You've lost a lot of weight for your daughter. 
 Response: Uh-huh. I'm doing a full McConaughey for her. Lost weight, bleached my hair. I'm walking now.
Output: yes
Prompt: Guys, I think we gotta face facts. We're never going to get these boxes moved by tonight. 
 Response: What are we going to do? Featherman's up there waiting on us.
Output: yes
Prompt: Spirits of the corn field. It's me, Mr. house flipper. 
 Response: Finally, you've made it here. What do you want from us.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, this is new.  He wasn't there the first time. 
 Response: Uh, yeah.  No, no, no.  I was in the bathroom.  
Output: yes
Prompt: So you named yourself and raised yourself, Claptrap? 
 Response: Yeah. I named myself first, then raised myself. I didn't know what names were because I was in the woods by myself. But I liked the sound of a clap.
Output: yes
Prompt: You shouldn't roll up watercolor paper. 
 Response: You don't have to go to school to know that.
Output: yes
Prompt: Look, I don't know if you remember, but Mr. Clinton left a fountain pen here. And, it's very important to him. So important that twenty-five years later, he needs this pen in the Oval office. 
 Response: Like a fancy nice pen? Almost like the pen that I used to grade my little daughter's homework papers.
Output: yes
Prompt: That's great, you can make the drapes. I'll make some food. I'm sure you have some sort of food in here. 
 Response: You know, I do have some food. I didn't plan on having guests when I had the panic room built. There is food though.
Output: yes
Prompt: You shouldn't do any interrogations in this park. There are a lot of lawyers around. 
 Response: Excuse me, did someone say interrogation? Is someone being questioned here?
Output: yes
Prompt: OK. I have a follow up question. You're a smoker, right? It's our understanding that you had a doctor get you a pack of cigarettes, while you were in the hospital. 
 Response: What is smoking anyway? What does that actually mean to smoke?
Output: yes
Prompt: All right, look, your mother and I are going to get back together. We're going to go live in our house and you can buy all the records that you want. 
 Response: This is half good news. You guys make each other miserable.
Output: yes
Prompt: Alright, how do we keep these people in line? 
 Response: I know, we're losing them right and left. They think they have free will. We can't have it.
Output: yes
Prompt: Somebody from our family has got to go back to where we came from. We're hill people. We're Scotch Irish. I can't fly because my head will explode under pressure. 
 Response: I thought you were going to get that trap door put in your skull?
Output: yes
Prompt: I thought you were going to make him big again? 
 Response: For what? For free? I'm running a business here. He never paid for the first time.
Output: yes
Prompt: Is there any way to make that lamb be silent? 
 Response: This lamb is our daughter, Carolyn.
Output: yes
Prompt: So that's the entire prophecy? You're the common thread. Everything's here. 
 Response: Well, part of it was written in Spanish, and I don't know Spanish, so I'm hoping we don't need that part.
Output: yes
Prompt: He's coming onto Barb really strong. 
 Response: I know, and the way he's fingering his chains make me nervous.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm not going to tell you my name, you scum. Look at you, you look like a pinata. 
 Response: Hey, these pinatas don't come cheap. I gotta steal them out of the place where they fix my car.
Output: yes
Prompt: You haven't noticed my octagonal spectacles? 
 Response: I actually did notice those, did you have them made in octagonia?
Output: yes
Prompt: What's that you got there, Aslan? 
 Response: It's a satchel with a decapitated head. Actually, the body is decapitated, I think.
Output: yes
Prompt: I want to establish a bunch of museums here at Fort Haven. I want them all over the place, all different kinds of things. 
 Response: Oh, sure. We can do a natural history, science and military.
Output: yes
Prompt: I've seen that one, and you know John Cryer was originally up for that lead role. 
 Response: He was up for the role of Seaman Beaumont.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, my God. The door closed by itself. 
 Response: What? That seems like ghost activity.
Output: yes
Prompt: All right Todd, go ahead and sing your funeral song. 
 Response: You better do it good, or we're going to kill you.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh sorry, let me take my pants off. I didn't see you there Mrs. Mayor. 
 Response: Thank you. I am getting used to this.
Output: yes
Prompt: Dad, I just want to let you know I forgive your ignorance. I forgive your beatings and your lying. I forgive you for hurting mom and for encouraging my brother to be a sadist. 
 Response: Well, those apologies and your tears sound very sincere, so thank you very much.
Output: yes
Prompt: We haven't had a chance to try the doughnuts yet. But I wonder if there's something wrong with them, since none of the other people in the town are eating them. 
 Response: Are you accusing us, sir, of not enjoying Crimpcrumper Doughnuts, the #1 industry in this town?
Output: yes
Prompt: Look at you  you have a monicle and a hat you're perfect. 
 Response: You know what you're right and I will never run out of monocles either because I have to rent a ten by ten storage locker just to store all of them.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yes, this is a barren wasteland. It's no longer useful. I drink during the day and then come to tennis. But, no balls! I'm not ready. 
 Response: It's not called tennis ball, it's called tennis. We don't need a ball!
Output: yes
Prompt: I heard there were samples. I don't fell like we're in the right part of the maze. 
 Response: I know, this is what I came here for. We gotta find some samples or I'm not going to feel like I have worth as a human being.
Output: yes
Prompt: Fine, but no fast moves, sonny. Don't get any ideas. 
 Response: Just getting some ice. Filling it up from the fountain. I'm terrified. Never had a gun pointed at me before.
Output: yes
Prompt: Forgive us, King. How did we not know it was you. 
 Response: I'm a bad man. I can't believe the King is here.
Output: yes
Prompt: I know, Whole Foods 365 was just full of hot moms. What were we thinking about going there for love? 
 Response: It should be called 365 hot moms trying to work their way through a grocery list.
Output: yes
Prompt: And I think a lot of people are getting a little, well, they think it's odd Juliet's nine months pregnant on stage.  She's a virgin. 
 Response: She's 13 years old, for Christ's sake.
Output: yes
Prompt: Things feel different now that I've changed the Wikipedia entry. 
 Response: Senior is gone. He mysteriously passed away several years ago.
Output: yes
Prompt: You are flop sweating. And also you look like you're two people wearing a trench coat. 
 Response: OK, this is about my alleged history of kidnapping, right? It's not true.
Output: yes
Prompt: Wait a second, you eat chicken?? 
 Response: I was going to say, that seems like a misstep Mr. Carl Simmons.
Output: yes
Prompt: There's no tanning bed in your attic? 
 Response: The accommodations get worse the higher up you go.
Output: yes
Prompt: Our primary export are those little rocking horses. 
 Response: Oh, boy. This is a good year too. Everyone needs one of those rocking horses.
Output: yes
Prompt: These hands can create 3D images that can move on their own? 
 Response: Can you turn us back before this monologue?
Output: yes
Prompt: But of course you can taste my whipped cream. 
 Response: Budino, you never let us dip our fingers in your whipped cream.
Output: yes
Prompt: I feel like I can actually feel the holograms. 
 Response: That's because the quality is amazing, except for the physical movements.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, you know, he's 23. 
 Response: That's 105 in dog years.
Output: yes
Prompt: I should also mention I can only hold about 200 words in my head at a time. 
 Response: So, are you all fulled up right now? How do you know when you're at capacity?
Output: yes
Prompt: You couldn't remember a single margarita on the menu. 
 Response: Yeah and, by the way, you told a little lie to Ray about that.
Output: yes
Prompt: Poseidon, do you know my family? 
 Response: I know of them. They are the people that owned the bank and they shut down my family farm.
Output: yes
Prompt: I don't know what to do about my piano. Should I take it to somebody? It's gotta be so waterlogged by now. 
 Response: Well, I mean, if you're still able to play it, it sounds all right. Maybe just tip it over and dump out the excess water.
Output: yes
Prompt: Please sit down on this nice ottoman. 
 Response: Oh, thank you. This is a nice doily. The stitch work looks like it's that doily from the murder of the old lady that collected calico cat sculptures.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm full of gasoline. 
 Response: Why don't you put that down and have some of this oatmeal? Our chef is great here.
Output: yes
Prompt: Free of this life? I'm down for moving the boxes, but I don't want a suicide pact. 
 Response: No, no, I meant free of the life here in this warehouse.
Output: yes
Prompt: I am, how you say, this juice. It seems like a trap, no? 
 Response: A trap in what sort of a way? Because I can think of many different ways it could be a trap. Maybe it will simply kill us.
Output: yes
Prompt: So, these kids should be disposable kids, right. They should be non-union? 
 Response: Of course, they're non-union. We can't afford union kids.
Output: yes
Prompt: I mean, you know, I was born in a station wagon.  Our child would be born in a Porsche. 
 Response: Sweetie, that's really nice, but I would like to have a birth devoid of any cars, really.  Just a normal birth.
Output: yes
Prompt: C'mon, that's old stuff. That's like saying Wizard of Oz was all a dream. 
 Response: I don't know what you mean. I think she was magically transported there.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hey bro, I just keep thinking that they're being honest with us now, but who's to say they won't lie again? 
 Response: Yeah. We're kind of hypocrites though because we have that other terrible secret.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, thanks for picking me up. I've never hitchhiked before. 
 Response: Well, I never picked nobody up either. So we're doing it together.
Output: yes
Prompt: Your son has been watching too much of the Disney channel and now he's a sassy pre-teen. 
 Response: He is working through some things.
Output: yes
Prompt: This Blackwater guy!  He's filling me with rage!? 
 Response: And I never had nothing but compassion for Blackwater.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm only in this jail because I sneezed. 
 Response: I don't want to hear your whole life story.
Output: yes
Prompt: Why would God curse all of us? That seems unfair. 
 Response: Well, I think we need to delve into your history and past.
Output: yes
Prompt: Sitter, you're slightly bigger, but you're still very small. 
 Response: I'm in between sizes.
Output: yes
Prompt: I shouldn't even be driving a car at all. 
 Response: It's a pretty nice car though.
Output: yes
Prompt: OK kids, gather round. This tree's got something to say to you. 
 Response: We're coming. We're going to make a canoe out of it.
Output: yes
Prompt: She said a bad word, daddy. 
 Response: You've heard that word before.
Output: yes
Prompt: We have an account with....I'm not supposed to say. It's an agency. 
 Response: We are police. Police that are out on the street in uniforms with cars.
Output: yes
Prompt: Look, it seems like they're fine. Just sell them some glasses and let them fall in love, OK? 
 Response: I'd like to use my AAA discount.
Output: yes
Prompt: Sorry, I missed the meeting. I was shitting. 
 Response: You didn't even make it to the bathroom, Craig. You just shit over there.
Output: yes
Prompt: I purchased a dog here last week. She's a pervert. 
 Response: Oh, are you talking about Shandy?
Output: yes
Prompt: Tony, I gotta be honest with you. I don't think this mall is ready to open its doors today. The popcorn machine isn't popping yet, the clothing stores don't have all the clothing finished yet, the soda machines don't have the bubbles in the soda yet. 
 Response: Well, sir, I mean, I can get all that started now.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's hard to remember.  It has been three years. 
 Response: I guess I've got pregnancy brain, just like you.
Output: yes
Prompt: Megan, I had to rush backstage.  Are you okay?  I saw your humiliating defeat at the talent show. 
 Response: Yeah, I mean, I guess I put a lot of work into that, you know?  I mean, I read the entire book Team of Rivals and it turns out it was just coming out on Buzzfeed, but, you know, it taught me something.
Output: yes
Prompt: I take a lot of self help classes, and it says if you want something ask for it. So i said, can we come back here? 
 Response: That's not the way in Maine. In Maine, we just don't ask. We've never asked each other a question, have we? Until now.
Output: yes
Prompt: You thought you was too good for the Piano family. 
 Response: I did. I thought I needed to be the one family member who lived up to our glorious name.
Output: yes
Prompt: What do I get if I win this coffee contest? 
 Response: If you win, you will get the keys to my coffee plantation.
Output: yes
Prompt: The reason I say to everybody here at the miniature golf course "try to be a little crocodile" - my meaning behind that is be tenacious, last a long time, don't never change. And do not zig-zag. 
 Response: Well, we know that's your intention, but somebody's got a complaint. So I'll just have to read it since you're reading all the complaints today.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's sort of a continental snack that's between lunch and dinner time. 
 Response: Oh, like a cocktail hour? That would be great.
Output: yes
Prompt: Ritchie, what are you doing here? Why aren't you at school? 
 Response: Mr. Montgomery, I flunked out of school. I wasn't very good at it.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, given I just saved my dad from being murdered by your dad, I actually am going to agree with that your dad is worse than my dad. You can come stay with us if you want. 
 Response: How could you just say that without consulting with me at least a little bit? It's going to be odd. I'm an alcoholic, and she's a teenager. Throwing her in the family mix, I don't even know my girlfriend's name.
Output: yes
Prompt: I really want this to work too, Rodney. But I'm afraid it's not up to me. I like you and I want you to succeed, because I will be disgraced in the Malibu community. 
 Response: And your sash says you're the Mayor of Malibu. That's a very handsome looking garment, sir.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh my god. You were bionic then, too? When you kissed me? 
 Response: I've been bionic forever.
Output: yes
Prompt: Matthew on top of Charles and Mary Sue was on top of Matthew. I thought I'd never see anything like it. 
 Response: It's like we're two threesomes.
Output: yes
Prompt: I suppose we need to find out where this water is going from this great underground cavern. 
 Response: Are we still going to have the picnic lunch that came with the tour?
Output: yes
Prompt: My name's Tim. But the "I" is a one. 
 Response: What are you, some kind of cyber ghost? I thought you were a regular ghost.
Output: yes
Prompt: Has this patron solved the towel riddle yet? 
 Response: Not yet, but bonus points for her, she did know it was a riddle. So, she's halfway there.
Output: yes
Prompt: Of course, I listen to my Ipod because when I go on night walks, I have to listen to music. I have to listen to Belinda Carlisle. 
 Response: I know, but you're walking around with your eyes closed. It's weird.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, I suspected the post office came to life after hours. 
 Response: We all did. I mean, they're losing stuff all the time. I had so many birthday cards get lost on the way to my house, I just figured they got up and ran away. That's the only logical solution.
Output: yes
Prompt: There's a group of little kids that live in my neighborhood, constantly knocking at my door and throwing water on me. 
 Response: OK. Again, I ask, why are you opening your door?
Output: yes
Prompt: You know, I guess not. Now that you presented it that way. But I always felt, why throw it away? You know, those are memories. 
 Response: You're open to change, and that's what's important.
Output: yes
Prompt: My mother named me, Teen. 
 Response: Teen? It's a very aspirational name up to a certain point. 
Output: yes
Prompt: Hey, Fatty Arbuckle. Are you fat or a lesbian? 
 Response: I'm a fat old lesbian, but don't like to be judged by any of those titles. Just call me Fatty.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, go out there and casually find out what is amiss. 
 Response: OK, so, give me one of those drinks I guess, Missy. And then I'll see if I can suss out what he wished for.
Output: yes
Prompt: We're not the only one with secrets. You've got a secret. Those eyelashes. 
 Response: My eyelashes are actual hair from my head that's growing through my eyelids. I don't have proper eyelashes.
Output: yes
Prompt: They didn't write in the rule book that children can't play in this tournament. 
 Response: That's most of the rules in Akron though. We just know. Someone said something once and we remember it.
Output: yes
Prompt: I don't know why the flowers are coming so late, because we're about to get kicked out. 
 Response: The florist said she was stuck in some bad traffic, which might be what happened to Todd, too.
Output: yes
Prompt: I could get hit by a bus walking down the street. 
 Response: My husband got hit by a bus when he was just walking down the street. I hope you're not making light of that.
Output: yes
Prompt: You wanted to be called Poseidon because you love the ocean? 
 Response: That is true, but I also have a long beard and am frequently wet.
Output: yes
Prompt: My name is Papa. 
 Response: That's actually a beautiful name for a woman.
Output: yes
Prompt: Let me whip you up something. 
 Response: Sir, sir! There is no cooking on this bus. I'm going to have to ask you to get off. Get off the bus and get your rotund child with you.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, we're both doctors. Can we help you? Are you in actual danger? 
 Response: Yes, yes. I think my husband's been possessed. He's been saying some crazy things. Please, can we just get in your car?
Output: yes
Prompt: I've gotta be honest with you. You see this button here? If a therapist gets too disgusted to continue with their work, they are permitted - by law - to press this button. I'm going to tap out. 
 Response: Hey, she hit the button. I'm your new therapist, hey. I'm Jack. I just got to Burma. It is hot and steamy here.
Output: yes
Prompt: Holy shit. I came all the way to Detroit not to hear your voice, Beth. 
 Response: It was your idea to have us come here too, you fucking tree.
Output: yes
Prompt: You're a puppet? What do we call you? 
 Response: You can call me Pupp Et. Last name is Et.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, due to this information and as a pastor who's well versed in all things church room, I must say, this marriage is now no Z's good Z's. 
 Response: Wait a minute. What if I'm down for that kind of funky shit?
Output: yes
Prompt: Gary, has it occurred to you that if all the people in the world stand here that the whole earth could collapse from the weight? 
 Response: Of course I've thought about that. I've thought about little else ever since I became the world's fair commissioner. 
Output: yes
Prompt: Whoa, your mom's got a gun. 
 Response: Empty the money out of the cash register.
Output: yes
Prompt: The carpet is red because it's the blood of the masses that they're walking on. 
 Response: Right, it's like our blood out there.
Output: yes
Prompt: What a lovely party, Mrs. Crimpcrumper. You have a beautiful home here. 
 Response: Why thank you. No sharp edges, everything's round, just like a doughnut.
Output: yes
Prompt: Let's see here with your reflexes. All right, I'm tapping your knee. 
 Response: Oh, that is very hard. You're tapping me very hard.
Output: yes
Prompt: When you talk about your relationship being meaty, is that a good thing? 
 Response: Well, there's still a conversation being had in the health advocates of America about whether red meat is good for the heart or not.
Output: yes
Prompt: We have to de-ice before we can deplane? 
 Response: It's really cold. So, we iced up when we landed.
Output: yes
Prompt: Is that something that's within the jurisdiction of the police to do?  You're allowed to enforce dance competitions? 
 Response: I don't know if I am or I'm not, but that's what's happening, and I got a badge and I got a gun and a I got a note from my teacher saying that I'm real life policeman.
Output: yes
Prompt: Look, these blocks have symbols on them. These blocks are plain. 
 Response: Yes, you've already started your intense currency for this futile system.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm so glad I waited for my cheat day to get here with you. 
 Response: And I'm so glad I waited for love.
Output: yes
Prompt: That's right. And garlic. Put in there, put in the bag. 
 Response: You better give me those sandwich pickles.
Output: yes
Prompt: Christmas time is one of peace. 
 Response: It's also for decorating little trees.
Output: yes
Prompt: Now that we've got that all straightened out, what did you want to say, Daniel? Jacket-less. 
 Response: You know what? I'll put on a jacket if it'll make you happy.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm Spelunk, the one who shoots the arrows that make people fall in love. 
 Response: I've seen you shoot over 100 people, it's so romantic watching you work.
Output: yes
Prompt: The three life jobs that will get you killed are Navy Seal, test pilot and slap bassist and so don't take it lightly, please.  
 Response: I'm a clown's wife. I don't take anything lightly.
Output: yes
Prompt: OK, sure, I'm gonna embrace the adventures in life. I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna with two strange men from the mall today and we're going to tackle the world. 
 Response: That's wonderful Jennifer.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hi! Oh! I didn't mean to frighten you. 
 Response: Jesus Christ. You showed up out of nowhere.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm Justin Wilson the cooking cajun. 
 Response: I've seen you on tv before cooking prawn and crawdad gumbo!
Output: yes
Prompt: Dick, as your supervisor and store manager, I've got to say, there's a lot of customers with some very serious complaints. 
 Response: I know!  Those hangers are the worst!  We had over two dozen hanger returns just this past week!
Output: yes
Prompt: You have style and class. These other mothers are trash. 
 Response: You hear us, mothers? You all fucking suck.
Output: yes
Prompt: I want to read. Can you read, teacher? 
 Response: Silly girl. My husband's white. I don't need to read.
Output: yes
Prompt: Tricia's basically hung over every day. 
 Response: I've been into getting hung over since I was 14. I get hung over all the time.
Output: yes
Prompt: Who is that man that rush in there? 
 Response: Come on, Todd, you're the biggest. Why didn't you stop him?
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm kind of uncomfortable that Pam's here. 
 Response: Pam's my friend, and Pam is going to be part of this family now.
Output: yes
Prompt: I see your veins but I don't mind it. You're like a statue come to life. 
 Response: My veins tell my story, my journey. You can see a lot through someone's veins.
Output: yes
Prompt: All the jokes you made at dinner, I was OK with. I'm sorry I didn't laugh at many of them. 
 Response: OK. It would have helped if you had laughed at a few more.
Output: yes
Prompt: What if we tell them that we have to re-ice the plane? 
 Response: I'd love to see that reaction. I'll go get the hose.
Output: yes
Prompt: I knew you could speak, honesty tree. I knew all along. 
 Response: I've just been waiting for that man to leave. I've got some honesty to give him.
Output: yes
Prompt: Can I persuade you to rent an apartment to me with this stack of money? 
 Response: Oh, that's my favorite thing. I'm like Scrooge McDuck, I love it.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, you know, we live in the same neighborhood. We became friends around the community pool and one day my friend Stephen here suggested we go to a different body of water. Oh you said it before me, have I told you this story? 
 Response: No, I'm just very intuitive. Tina taught me so much in her acting classes.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yes, I will pay you twenty large dollars that I'll got out and have printed up at a novelty store. 
 Response: That's right. And each of those cost $1000.
Output: yes
Prompt: Like it's never happened before, Susan. 
 Response: I wouldn't diarrhea on my own cloud.
Output: yes
Prompt: I only worked there for a couple of days. 
 Response: And you took all that sweet cake money and you became a real estate developer. I know you. You're the one who's changing this whole neighborhood into condos.
Output: yes
Prompt: Wait a second. Who is this lady here? 
 Response: I was hiding behind the pillar this whole time. It was pretty funny when the audience started throwing flapjacks at you.
Output: yes
Prompt: Excuse me, I'm this doctor's doctor. I was eating my carrot stew and I could help but notice. I don't believe you treat an allergic reaction with a hammer. 
 Response: I gotta say, I don't feel better.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's my first day I don't know the regulars. 
 Response: That's true we have no idea who you are either, get out.
Output: yes
Prompt: Look at the way this turkey hand has a callus over one of the knuckles. 
 Response: Hey you want a little peep behind the art curtain? Peep poo. Look at my knuckle.
Output: yes
Prompt: What's your name, honey? 
 Response: It's Barbara. I'm named after my great grandma.
Output: yes
Prompt: My back is really hurting a lot. 
 Response: That's normal. You have wings on there now.
Output: yes
Prompt: I don't know why the front door also have to be so small. 
 Response: Well, we don't want to make the souls feed bad.
Output: yes
Prompt: You're going to go pack? What could you possibly have after hiding in a basement for a year? 
 Response: I've grown real attached to a lot of the stuff I had down there. Like a bean bag. I have a chicken down there. It's really small, you're not going to notice. It fits right in my pocket.
Output: yes
Prompt: People don't want to believe that the ghouls can't touch you and you can't touch the ghouls. 
 Response: That's right. It's not a two way street or a one way street.
Output: yes
Prompt: We want to trick them into it. Say because the Oscars are so Asian, let's go ahead and honor them by taking your shoes off. 
 Response: We'll have sushi there for them to eat.
Output: yes
Prompt: By the way, Paul. Nobody has told me what your talent is tonight. 
 Response: Yeah, Paul. What are you going to do?
Output: yes
Prompt: Guys, I understand we have the classic pole, so we slide down when there's a fire. We have no way of getting back up there. I looked all around. I started making chili up there. 
 Response: I have a question. How do we start our day up there, if there's no way up?
Output: yes
Prompt: The whale could regurgitate us, which means we go out into the sea in a big wave of vomit and can't breathe. 
 Response: I'm not afraid of this whale. There's not a vessel that floats in this man's ocean that I haven't been able to tame to this day.
Output: yes
Prompt: I don't know if that's going to work, and I don't mean to seem ungrateful, I just don't know how sanitary it is to put a kidney under a mat. 
 Response: Oh, I'll put it in a baggie.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yordy, what do we always say? When there is no chili, we make chili. 
 Response: It's an old expression from the old country.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's time for the light to sing its song. 
 Response: We have been waiting for this for ten minutes.
Output: yes
Prompt: I couldn't help but overhear. But, are you and John doing some kind of deal or transaction? 
 Response: If we're being honest, yes, it's a deal. I work for the the CIA and I'm not supposed to say anything.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hey you kids, stop talking about cumming over there. Go shop. 
 Response: We're just doing our jobs, sir.
Output: yes
Prompt: I was hoping you'd rise to the occasion and say "no more killing people." 
 Response: Alright, note taken. Lucky for this girl, then.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm sorry, I'm so late. My carnival barker answered the door. Normally I would do that. I apologize. 
 Response: Well the bell just kept ringing and ringing and I didn't know if it was my tinnitus or what.
Output: yes
Prompt: I have been having an afternoon long affair. 
 Response: With someone other than me, how could you?
Output: yes
Prompt: Theoretta, are you a bit of a pornography connoisseur? 
 Response: Well, I'm all over ebay, I'll just say that. I know what something's worth.
Output: yes
Prompt: I can't figure it out. These chairs are very confusing. What are they and what do we do with them? 
 Response: Where did they come from and where are they going?
Output: yes
Prompt: Stephan!  Did you put that pigeon in a cage? 
 Response: It flew in here and it was flapping about and I was worried it would ruin your hanging draperies.
Output: yes
Prompt: It was my fault that I bought a used sextant. 
 Response: Let me see the sextant. It looks like two popsicle sticks and a shoelace.
Output: yes
Prompt: What's your name? We haven't met. 
 Response: It's Janet, and stop looking at her like that, Mr. President.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm sorry to inform you that Brandon, our server has died. 
 Response: That's terrible news. You also didn't have to tell us that he died. You could have just taken over for him or sent someone else.
Output: yes
Prompt: What's the hold up? This session was supposed to start an hour ago. 
 Response: I would say that I grew a beard, but I already have a beard.
Output: yes
Prompt: It said you were doing ham bone in the flyer though. 
 Response: It did say ham bone, but I realize that today is the day that I freaky Friday with my current domestic partner.
Output: yes
Prompt: Sorry, son.  What's up? 
 Response: I just wanted a little help with my geometry homework, but I could probably figure this out on my own.
Output: yes
Prompt: So what's your wife salary? She's been on that show for 30 years. 
 Response: Little known fact. The weather girl does not get paid as much as the anchors.
Output: yes