niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: Originally, it was like, a solidarity thing. You were like "If you're going to be in a wheelchair, I'm going to be in one." That was, I think maybe, interpreted as the wrong message. 
 Response: I know. I thought I was putting her on equal ground. Everyone treats someone in a wheelchair like you gotta treat them differently. It was like "hey, it's fine."
Output: yes
Prompt: Tracy, what are you doing after graduation, after we leave here? 
 Response: I mean, I'm definitely going to go to South Beach, I guess. That's where the work is.
Output: yes
Prompt: I guess post 9-11, I just do what I'm told at an airport. 
 Response: That's true. It's a federal offense to not comply with uniformed personnel. 
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, Madeline, do you think it's time that these children know the truth? 
 Response: I think maybe it is. It's such a romantic story.
Output: yes
Prompt: Objection! I'd like to object using the same case Tim just cited. 
 Response: I feel like we're going to lose because he got Barack Obama as his lawyer.
Output: yes
Prompt: You ate my squirrel brains. 
 Response: I didn't want to. My parents made me do it.
Output: yes
Prompt: Are you going to look at it? That might be the ringer. It might be notifying you that you're getting an incoming call. 
 Response: But it's playing a song, I thought phones were like "ring ring ring?"
Output: yes
Prompt: Valarie, you're spending too much time with the customers. I need you to hit those tables you can't stay at one table forever. 
 Response: I want to tell somebody my van story. I've heard it makes people hungry.
Output: yes
Prompt: What about your lemonade? You haven't gotten your lemonade yet. 
 Response: I'm getting very, very impatient. But respectfully so.
Output: yes
Prompt: You look like a bionic person, but you don't have no skills. 
 Response: And where are your boobs?
Output: yes
Prompt: The Ouija board is moving! 
 Response: You saying "craisins" made it move.
Output: yes
Prompt: First of all, Merilyn is a woman, Tim. And yes, I think maybe the three of us could be the collective man in Merilyn's life. 
 Response: That's what it would take for a woman like you, who looks like an angel with her wings cut off.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yeah, I mean it smells bad, I guess in a good way. My eyes are burning. 
 Response: There is something pleasant about it.
Output: yes
Prompt: One thousand francs for one thousand Pepsis? In Brussels they're 25p. 
 Response: Well then go back to Brussels, ya Brussel Sprout head.
Output: yes
Prompt: Casey, what if I told you there was a door that leads to a magical land and you could take my place there? It would be like the parent trap, except we're not related and our parents don't know each other. 
 Response: That sounds kind of fun. We do kind of look alike.
Output: yes
Prompt: Eleanor, are you doing some kind of voo doo act? 
 Response: You know I put those days behind me when you said a woman belongs along side a man's reconstruction business.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'll have to check that show out on Netflix. It's probably there. 
 Response: It's probably one of those shows they never remove from Netflix. It never goes in the vault.
Output: yes
Prompt: Downy's famous Seacrest Bank was just recently bought by a conglomerate. Do you work for that conglomerate? 
 Response: I actually sold to the conglomerate. I did pretty good by selling off to Wachovia.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yeah, you're right about that. Maybe we should ban together and create some kind of union or something. 
 Response: You mean like a super group?
Output: yes
Prompt: I thought you said the dummies require a hand inside of them in order to talk? 
 Response: It does. He's actually talking on his own. I've never seen anything like it.
Output: yes
Prompt: Listen, I just feel like us being the only two black kids at this school, I think it's wrong that we're the only ones required to take this class. 
 Response: You know what? I have to say that I agree. It's not right.
Output: yes
Prompt: Lou, don't give Ryan the impression that you're a blue-collared guy. We're white collar guys. 
 Response: I have a riding tractor at my house.
Output: yes
Prompt: Okay, well, I mean, he's a trusted brand name, and Twinkie is nothing to sneeze at. 
 Response: No, and we might get on television.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm so worried about him, you know how he disappears. 
 Response: Yeah he's a wizard you know. I heard he went to Hogwarts!
Output: yes
Prompt: I figured you have a meeting or some sort of job. 
 Response: I test out the designer suits to see if they'll stand up under normal conditions.
Output: yes
Prompt: Kurt, please call me Dr. Fortuna. 
 Response: I'm almost 7. I feel like I'm pretty mature for my age though.
Output: yes
Prompt: Should I ask what you're going to do? 
 Response: We're going to kill them with this bone saw.
Output: yes
Prompt: Your father sounds like an interesting man. 
 Response: He also owns one record label. Hew owns Emoch. It's mostly hate jazz.
Output: yes
Prompt: Get off my bus. 
 Response: Oh, Neal, it's OK. Your exorcists are here to un-haunt your bus.
Output: yes
Prompt: I guess we better get out on stage. 
 Response: Yeah, we'll see how well Tony plays when he's sucking off a meatball sub.
Output: yes
Prompt: My Lord, I was thinking of also getting the Rachel haircut. 
 Response: I can't control what you want to do with your hair.
Output: yes
Prompt: Baby, they want the blazer back. 
 Response: Yeah, give them the blazer. We already decided this in America.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm not pointing fingers, that's for sure. I'm not. I'm only looking at one person though. 
 Response: Right, and that's just to confirm we both don't know who fell asleep on stage.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, my God! The knife is three times the size of Putio. 
 Response: That's right, but it's lighter than a feather. 
Output: yes
Prompt: What do you mean, you're leaving Van Nuys? 
 Response: Well, I just sound too fancy to live here.
Output: yes
Prompt: All right, here we go. A couple of drinks. Here's a reindeer martini for you and some drinking water. 
 Response: Wow, thirty olives.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm not worried.  Based on what you're describing, you go do whatever you need to do at the convention with your little crab costume.  Our marriage is going to be fine. 
 Response: Okay, because I'm planning on getting tons of hygienist tail this week.
Output: yes
Prompt: I have one more quick question. Are we totally sure that there isn't going to be extra security protecting the Hazel Diamond? 
 Response: Listen, the Hazel Diamond is only the 5th most famous diamond in the world. They're not going to bring out the big guns for this.
Output: yes
Prompt: Despite loving you, Bernice, I think you should be with the king. 
 Response: Thank you, Turtle. Thank you for setting me free.
Output: yes
Prompt: So, you're doing an interrogation here? 
 Response: Against National Lampoon's, yes.
Output: yes
Prompt: Excuse me, miss. I'm not done looking at the menu. I don't like being rushed. I'm trying to read the menu. I will request service when I need service. Thank you very much. 
 Response: Ow, you're grating me with your fork.
Output: yes
Prompt: Mrs. White, you're like Mary Poppins. I wish you were my mom. Let's run away together. 
 Response: You shouldn't wish for such things. You have a mother and a father who love you.
Output: yes
Prompt: There's a whole section about leaving the toilet seat up, but I'm not sure why. 
 Response: That's the riddle.  When you're able to answer that riddle, the bathroom door will unlock, and you'll be free.
Output: yes
Prompt: Donny, you've been putting the laptops in the wrong location in the parking garage. 
 Response: Oh, I've been such a dumb ass.
Output: yes
Prompt: Mauricia, he's gone. It's like you two were never married. 
 Response: I have never felt so lonely.
Output: yes
Prompt: You know, Ludmilla, I feel like this hot dog stand is maybe not the best location at the back of the theme park. 
 Response: Don't worry, Yourpantsflat, because I have another idea.  Even better!  And Goofy, you could just put that Gatorade right where the sun is not shining!
Output: yes
Prompt: You guys want a couple bites of some peanut brothers over here? 
 Response: I wouldn't say no to a peanut brother.
Output: yes
Prompt: But, like, in all honesty, I don't want to point fingers, but, you're working at a Dennys, so that's kind of a step down from me in my situation.  I still got it! 
 Response: Wait a minute, I just remembered I work at a Dennys, too.  That's a double burn.
Output: yes
Prompt: So where did we land about the group therapy idea? I think we should do it. 
 Response: Me too, Pierre.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hey, uh, anytime you want to start moving here. 
 Response: Oh, sorry, we just got deep in conversation.
Output: yes
Prompt: You're waiting for a package but you're about to leave town? 
 Response: I just figured, you know, am I going to spend my whole life waiting for this FedEx package? Maybe I should go and find it.
Output: yes
Prompt: Are you sure we can stay for this? I know I've got some white people in my family somewhere. 
 Response: You're taking the extra class though, right?
Output: yes
Prompt: I just want to let you know that Roberto soul was pure soul. He was an amazing man and he helped others. 
 Response: Jeanine, this is no time for a eulogy. A man has died.
Output: yes
Prompt: King, you're not going to be in love with me because I currently beat my wife? 
 Response: It's not points in your favor is what I'm saying.
Output: yes
Prompt: Miles' latest stepmother is met with yet another unseemly demise, and I find myself quite alone and rich and famous and the tree-murdering magnet. 
 Response: I'm going through a bit of the same myself, now.  My recent betrothed died of a wheat blight and he caught it and just sort of wasted away in a sort of way.
Output: yes
Prompt: Napkins.  We started to charge because everybody wants to take them. 
 Response: It's pretty much all people want is napkins, so we charge them a nickel a napkin.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hi President of the High Council. Did you hear me say that you can go penetrate yourself? 
 Response: Yeah, my ears and antennae. were burning.
Output: yes
Prompt: I thought you were a Thompson? 
 Response: That's the name of the tour company.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yeah, you're allowed to touch the sprinkles. 
 Response: On one hand, I really do want to touch the sprinkles, but, I mean, it isn't cool for us to just stick our hands in the food.
Output: yes
Prompt: This kid, he's like a child. He's like 13 years old. Teaching him to break into homes is not a good idea. 
 Response: He's 13 years old, but he looks like he's 18 years old.
Output: yes
Prompt: Guys we did it! We're number 1 on the craft fair charts! 
 Response: OK. I'm out. You guys are on your own.
Output: yes
Prompt: You can't make money unless you're really making money. That's the point of business, right sweetheart? 
 Response: That's right. Your money has to be working for you at all times.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hey, that's our father you're talking about. 
 Response: I know, but why doesn't he have a regular job?  He wears that frilly apron around the house like a real Mr. Mom.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm here with my Red Hat society. I can't find my group and it's been a week. 
 Response: There's just something about this place. No one seems to be able to get out.
Output: yes
Prompt: Honey, I'm concerned about your heart health. 
 Response: Alright, I love you. We've been married for quite some time and you're the most important person in the world to me.
Output: yes
Prompt: How about we start selling a bead? Like a clunky, awkward, large bead? We can make them sort of like charm bracelets. 
 Response: We should take the name from a magical creature, like one that's know for not wanting to give stuff away.
Output: yes
Prompt: Tom, I'm allergic to puppies. 
 Response: Yeah, look at him. He's breaking out in hives and sneezing all over the place.
Output: yes
Prompt: Michael and Gayle, it seems like you two have quite a history together. Now, how long has this been going on? 
 Response: OK. Look, Michael and I went to the Grand Canyon a couple years ago. It was a nice weekend away.
Output: yes
Prompt: We keep having these meetings during business hours. 
 Response: You're the worst manager ever.
Output: yes
Prompt: I don't know if you fuck with him. He's got a steel eye, girl. 
 Response: Yeah, it's a steel mono-eye. It's from an accident.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm starting to feel that we shouldn't have spent our Christmas Eve looking at a place we're going to be turning into something else, at the expense of others. 
 Response: You know what, sweetheart? You're right. We should have just come back when it was a Wal-mart.
Output: yes
Prompt: Charlie, you kind of zoned out there for a little bit. What's going on? 
 Response: Sorry, just a flashback to the early 90's. I got an assignment from my boss, Bill Clinton.
Output: yes
Prompt: We don't even know Cedric yet, but we'll get him. 
 Response: Well, there's a few degrees of seperation, but I could probably get you in touch with Cedric.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh no, please keep your beak away from me, you monster. 
 Response: You're lucky I'm not a squid there. Even smarter than octopuses.
Output: yes
Prompt: They said the train is cancelled. I don't know why I'm still here. 
 Response: I'm so glad, baby doll. Please come home. I'm so sorry about everything. I don't want you to start a new life. Please don't leave your old life with your family who loves you.
Output: yes
Prompt: Lisa, guess what? You graduated. I'm skipping you ahead. 
 Response: Oh, our mother coughs up blood. Can we get passed too? She's sick.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, I have a weird job. Parents hire me to hide in their kids' closets on the off chance on the off chance that the kids will wake up in the middle of the night and back into the closet. I'll grab them, and it's used as a tool to teach kids to keep their rooms tidy. 
 Response: Wow, I never realized there was a market for something like hiding in kids' closets to scare them into keeping their rooms clean.
Output: yes
Prompt: The internet is great. You can watch Nightmare on Elm Street anytime you want. 
 Response: You can even meet up with people who don't wear pants.
Output: yes
Prompt: The timing of this seems a little weird, that you want me to do this now. 
 Response: Cards on the table. I worry, because of my secret love for Meredith, that she's mixed up with a bad guy who is also Janice's husband perhaps. Or at the very least her baby daddy. So I want to expose this Jonathan.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm currently married three times. 
 Response: And you've ranked your wives I see.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'd like to welcome a newcomer. He used to be an artist of the arts and now he's an artist of the word. 
 Response: Hooray! This better rhyme, meat!
Output: yes
Prompt: Wait, the molecules are that long? How long is the actual dust itself, that's visible to the eye. 
 Response: I don't know feet, I don't know meters. I would say a snake's length. But it's just dust. Not a snake.
Output: yes
Prompt: Talking is my right. You need to take a step back, sir. I'm talking to my husband and I'm letting him go be with another woman. I think this takes precedence over your life dream. 
 Response: I understand. I let my son go find his true love at the Grand Ole Opry so many years ago.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yeah, I forgot my umbrella. 
 Response: I forgot mine, too.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's time that we started ating like dueling presidents let roll out the maple syrup act of 2020. 
 Response: Oh yeah the one that outlaws any and all fake maple syrup and makes it punishable by death to consume, good idea.
Output: yes
Prompt: I was watching Lavar Burton. 
 Response: You know how I feel about Lavar. I love him. I'm very proud of you.
Output: yes
Prompt: OK, I'm sorry I'm not into all the stuff that you're into. 
 Response: Well, you never took any interest in my interests did you? You know I had a weekly  video game playing group and you never even showed up once.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm here as your lawyer. I am also a vampire. And people don't believe that I can do both, but I can do both. 
 Response: Since you brought that up, it sounds like you're insecure about it.
Output: yes
Prompt: What about if we're just coming into the football game for concessions? 
 Response: Yeah, this my husband and I's favorite restaurants.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, yes, but they see me as something of a leader, and if the loggers are to succeed in this town, why we must band together. 
 Response: Band together?  I'll tell you what I'll band together.  All the crows that talk to me in my dreams.
Output: yes
Prompt: What are you kids doing here in my barn? 
 Response: We were just trying to do dangerous sexy times.
Output: yes
Prompt: See, Arlene? That's why I don't talk to you like that because I'm afraid I'll scare our son. 
 Response: Oh, Dad. Even that wasn't great.
Output: yes
Prompt: Do you believe you're going to jail? Because you're going to jail. 
 Response: That's what you say, but I believe jail doesn't exist, therefore I'm not scared.
Output: yes
Prompt: So you want obstacles to piloting the ship? 
 Response: Yeah, and more buttons and switches than we possibly could need.
Output: yes
Prompt: You know, I'm going to call you Swoop. 
 Response: Alright, well that's better than Jim or whatever your name. is.
Output: yes
Prompt: You're just going to let us float down the river to our deaths? You said we were leaving Baltimore to find something! 
 Response: We left Baltimore to find something new. Maybe that new thing is death. Do you want to give it a try with me?
Output: yes
Prompt: We'll make a solemn promise. This does not leave this cold storage.? 
 Response: We'll cut our long thumbs off before we tell anyone.
Output: yes
Prompt: Shoe I got a shoe over here a shoe for sale. 
 Response: Where'd you get a shoe I bet you got it from your grandpa's closet.
Output: yes
Prompt: Now look, Doreen. When you list the materials for the business cards, say "flesh" pretty quick and pretty casual. The people that want those will hear it if you say it that way. 
 Response: Alright. Is it like when the Native Americans couldn't see the ships because they had a blindness because they hadn't seen ships before?
Output: yes
Prompt: I see a black man in his mid- fifties taking a walk with a cockroach. 
 Response: They're in step. This is a choice for the cockroach.
Output: yes
Prompt: Look you guys, I feel like this is what she wants. 
 Response: Oh my god, you're right she's trying to divide us!
Output: yes
Prompt: It is with great sadness that I take this mound of dirt and bury my dog underneath it. Oh, my God. He's moving. 
 Response: The dirt brought him back to life?
Output: yes
Prompt: He's been living with me about for months now, and I don't mind it. I'm happy to have the company. 
 Response: Well, Del, but you're a very generous person and that's one of the reasons I love having you in class.
Output: yes
Prompt: Gwyneth, you're daydreaming again. Would you like to share with the rest of the class what you're thinking about, in detail? 
 Response: I was thinking about bludgeoning each and every one of you with a mace, you know it has the spikes? It's like a club with spikes. You just hit someone 'til they're a pulp.
Output: yes
Prompt: Stop chewing on the table, lady. 
 Response: OK. Is it not a good thing to chew on the table? Do you want a taste?
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm looking for something to kind of present a gravitas. Something so when people listen to me they believe what I say before I say it. 
 Response: We have an array of Kathy Ireland glasses. She's one of the wealthiest supermodels to ever exist.
Output: yes
Prompt: Getting a job here is pretty simple. Accept minimum wage. Make sandwiches. Don't steal, and you know, don't shop up nude - which you clearly are. 
 Response: Oh, sorry. I was just warm and all my clothes were wet.
Output: yes
Prompt: Why are so many people at Quiznos today? 
 Response: They're hungry and they want their subs, and they want them now.
Output: yes
Prompt: I thought that instead of talking when you're giving directions, you sing. We are backstage at the Grand Ole Opry. 
 Response: That's true. I never get to sing on stage because of my horrendous voice.
Output: yes
Prompt: I've given you everything. Lemonade. I make people rent a movie that you alone get to watch. 
 Response: But I have no choice, so that's not really nice.
Output: yes
Prompt: I have a cold. 
 Response: Oh, here, let me give you this Theraflu bottle.
Output: yes
Prompt: You were a year ahead of all of us. So you shouldn't be here, then. 
 Response: Yeah, but you know, I go where the wind blows, so.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm pretty sure some people agree with me. I've heard people say the same. 
 Response: You're saying you've heard people say the exact same thing  - "that water fountain looks like it's going to turn into a spider monkey?"
Output: yes
Prompt: Did you say Paul or Paulie? 
 Response: See, that's it. I never say it the same way twice.
Output: yes
Prompt: Darling, are you alive in the Port-o-Potty? 
 Response: I am. I'm just not interested in talking about the movie Dave with you.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'll open up these peach cans with my gun. 
 Response: You're wasting the peaches and bullets.
Output: yes
Prompt: I've seen an inception. I haven't seen an interstellar, so I don't fully get your reference, Mr. Brown. 
 Response: It's like the future becomes the past, but the past was the future.
Output: yes
Prompt: We've got someone over here who wants two towels. 
 Response: Two towels? Well, there's no rule against it, necessarily. Honestly, we've never really had anybody ask for two towels.
Output: yes
Prompt: Mom, it makes sense for you to have an affair, since you married a man that you don't know. 
 Response: Yeah, we support that. It's time to be honest with us.
Output: yes
Prompt: So, you've come up north to do some business. 
 Response: I'm going to do some damage, destroy neighborhoods, that's the plan.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm behind you, Mr. Kubrick. I'll do a billion takes if  you want. I want to get this right. 
 Response: The good news is that we can have you play all the parts. The face shield is going to be down. So, no one is going to know that it's you.
Output: yes
Prompt: You're going to wind up just like that George Burman, losing his job just 'cause he said n-word. 
 Response: It's no big deal, we all say it from time to time.
Output: yes
Prompt: Really? I can hold people's problems and not let 'em get out. 
 Response: I don't know that's what a therapist does. That sounds like a bad description of a therapist. But, I mean, you can do whatever you want.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm sorry, I've been in line behind him. Is there no way that I could get these videos? 
 Response: We have a sitter. The kids are at another house so we can watch a movie at home in peace.
Output: yes
Prompt: Your machine seems to be making reference to you as though you're a father. 
 Response: Yes, and I tell you, there's something might strange  about that. I did not program that into the artificial intelligence.
Output: yes
Prompt: Are your wild animals in your car right now? They're going to chew through the leather. 
 Response: I work too damn hard for the car that I have. I do not have time for no coyote to be eating my material.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm just a tiny little morbidly obese guy. 
 Response: You don't belong here in this purse. You need to find somewhere else to go.
Output: yes
Prompt: You know, I called Build-A-Bear and they said that you were not at work, nor have you been at work for the last two weeks. Now I'm just wondering, what in the heck are you doing with your days? 
 Response: I am walking the streets, making sure that people understand that all is not as it seems.
Output: yes
Prompt: Go ahead. Give me your best shot. 
 Response: You know what, this time I'm going to go for the funny bone. It's a little bit of a more sensitive spot.
Output: yes
Prompt: I could just spit on this pigeon's face right now!  Oh, you little flying bird! 
 Response: Now, now.  We're all full of rage, of course, because of our stupid parents, and because life sucks, but let's not take it out on the pigeon.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hey, Lacey. Remember the last time we picked up a hitchhiker? Trouble. 
 Response: Oh, yeah, one of our friends was murdered. We probably really shouldn't help you out, it's dangerous for us.
Output: yes
Prompt: Where did you get that dry erase board?  I've been looking for one of those for weeks. 
 Response: I got it at the Container Store!  I just go inside that place and get lost in the aisles of all the arts and crafts products.
Output: yes
Prompt: Good job with those ants. 
 Response: Oh, I didn't mean to kill them.
Output: yes
Prompt: Sitter, would you like to audition for the haunted hayride? I think you're perfect. 
 Response: Excuse me. I brought the sitter and she's part of me.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'd love to just skedaddle out of here if that's all right with you. 
 Response: It's not usually what we do, but if it's just glasses, you are free to go.
Output: yes
Prompt: Everyone must like it in order for David to graduate. 
 Response: I heard they're going to have those little presidential debate meters as they watch it.
Output: yes
Prompt: Veronica, do you have quarters? 
 Response: C'mon, there must be some old coins in that pile of bricka brack you got in there.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yeah, but Kiera became Cara and Andrea became Andraya.  They can do it, those losers, I can, too. 
 Response: I know.  I think that played more on people's fear of being impolite, but Megan, can I tell you what I've about making people like you?  You've got to do it.  You've got to do it, no matter what the cost. 
Output: yes
Prompt: A show hasn't been  done here in I'd say 50 years. You'd like to take a look inside? 
 Response: Yeah, I'm thinking about buying this place, tearing it down and putting a Circuit City here.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'll take some island coffee. 
 Response: OK, we can boil these rocks to make it. Anybody got a lighter?
Output: yes
Prompt: It was Tim's cookie, but I asked if I could have it. He said yes and relinquished his rights to the cookie. 
 Response: I'm sorry gentlemen. This has to go in front of the fortune cookie commission.
Output: yes
Prompt: Perhaps one day the story of our little show will become a movie. 
 Response: Then we'll really make it in Hollywood. We'll be famous stars.
Output: yes
Prompt: You wanted all you can eat. 
 Response: Yeah, I know, but I didn't think it would follow me around my whole life.
Output: yes
Prompt: I was looking for some lodging in your wonderful logging town. 
 Response: Well, the inn's closed for the night, but why don't you come stay with me? Always happy to have a logger in from another land to stay in my home and share in my hearth.
Output: yes
Prompt: Joshua, you're still young. 90 is the new 70. 
 Response: That's right. I'm just going to travel the world. It will be me and my old friend, the monkey paw that killed my wife.
Output: yes
Prompt: The shoes are extraordinarily light. 
 Response: It's extraordinary. For you to wear those it seems like your foot would have to be right there. Just right in front of me. Or does your foot or your body weigh it down? Okay, I get it.
Output: yes
Prompt: We're opening a booth right here at the fair. Every single year, people are going to have crushed up ramen in a paper bag. 
 Response: Do you need someone to work that booth? We'd sure be honored to do it.
Output: yes
Prompt: Lisa, what do you not understand about "I'm going to be hungover for the school year?" 
 Response: Yeah but I was just wondering if you could, like, maybe write a letter to my dad just saying that I turned in all my work and that I'm probably the smartest girl in the class.
Output: yes
Prompt: That guy's horrible. 
 Response: He's the worst. Why does he put the helmet on if he's just going to take it off to talk to people?
Output: yes
Prompt: He's one of those foreign cheeky guys. 
 Response: I'm very cheeky, literally. Look at my butt.
Output: yes
Prompt: When I'm at the gym, I get told to clean up the statues and fluff the roses. 
 Response: Well, it's part of the job. You think I don't love you? I'm your father.
Output: yes
Prompt: That's pretty unique lighting you have for a lounge chair. 
 Response: Oh, I just like to do little shows for my husband. It's none of your business but, I like to stand under a real spotlight and put on a little show. I sing songs. I do karaoke.
Output: yes
Prompt: You can't find your yogurt? Why wouldn't you check in the fridge first? 
 Response: Because sometimes I keep it under the bed.
Output: yes
Prompt: All right. I guess one of us should go back out there. 
 Response: Okay. You can go.
Output: yes
Prompt: So, you're not the baby man? You're just a third brother? 
 Response: People can have more than one brother.
Output: yes
Prompt: You missed your calling. You're really terrible as a logger. You cut your own arm off. You should have been a singer.  
 Response: It was my fault for wearing that brown shirt.
Output: yes
Prompt: Tom, we've been through so much. How do we know that it's not just going to fall to the wayside once we get together? 
 Response: Meredith, there's no guarantee that we won't end up in a loveless marriage like I'm already in right now. But isn't it worth taking the chance for at least a fun wedding?
Output: yes
Prompt: Is it true that you ran the most marathons ever? That's what you told everyone at school. 
 Response: He's got a pretty weird body type for a marathon runner.
Output: yes
Prompt: Garmonson is where they make Garmons. 
 Response: They're never lost in that town, that's for darn sure.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's in honor of the great Minnie Pearl. That was her thing. She wore a hat with a price tag on it. 
 Response: Oh yeah. I'm so stupid. I don't know why I said I didn't know that.
Output: yes
Prompt: We used to call my great aunt Nancy.  She used to be Nanny, but she gave that spelling up when she got married. 
 Response: Oh, that's understandable.  A lot of people are doing that now.  It's the newest trend.
Output: yes
Prompt: Terry, what's wrong? It's not my cooking is it? 
 Response: I think I'm going to die.
Output: yes
Prompt: We like the women around here dressed in real baggy stuff. 
 Response: I noticed that. I'm so sorry. I didn't realize the dress code was as such.
Output: yes
Prompt: Mr Powellmore? What if I finish it early and I turn it in tomorrow? I mean, is there any way I can get my grades early? 'Cause my dad really wants to see like, that I'm working hard and that I'm putting the time in. 
 Response: Lisa, what do you not understand about "I'm going to be hungover for the school year?"
Output: yes
Prompt: Press a button that's an earth tone. I know that because I'm an autumn. 
 Response: Oh great, it looks like it's working.
Output: yes
Prompt: Everybody, just remember, don't touch the ghouls. The ghouls can't touch you. You can't touch me. 
 Response: She's touching your shoulder and you can't do anything about it.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yeah, my daughter, I sent her out for some beer and I think she might have come here. Do you know if she came around here? She hasn't come back with my beer and I'm getting worried. 
 Response: She was here. She seemed to be scared of you. They took off to a magical cave. The mystic cave.
Output: yes
Prompt: If there's anyone here that who knows of any impediment to Evelyn Orzaball becoming a member of the board of Sport Club, please come forward. 
 Response: My name is Ira Smith Orzaball, Banker. I'd like to say a few things about my mother.
Output: yes
Prompt: You have moved to number two as the worst person on earth right now, behind Adam. 
 Response: Thank you. I knew that was coming.
Output: yes
Prompt: And he's annoyed. Did you tell Craig to act annoyed? 
 Response: Yeah, I said he's annoyed. I don't know if I made that clear that the salesman is annoyed to be delivering ice blocks.
Output: yes
Prompt: As you know, we released gay sperm into the population to see if it would infect the levels of gay babies. 
 Response: The results came back that there are gays all over the place.
Output: yes
Prompt: We're sitting here on the front row like a bunch of chumps. 
 Response: I know. It's crazy. We could be backstage, smoking with the cast.
Output: yes
Prompt: Scientists, there is a young girl on television confusing the world about the difference between stalactite and stalagmite. 
 Response: There's also some copyright violations.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm not good enough to work here. 
 Response: Now listen to me, missy. This is gonna be hard, but we're gonna get that blockage blown clear.
Output: yes
Prompt: I am the reincarnation of the mother into a lifeless puppet. 
 Response: The mother? You refer to yourself as "the mother"? How creepy.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm going to be producing a new film called Poltergeist and I want to put this lady in it. 
 Response: I'll have top bill in this movie, right?
Output: yes
Prompt: Why don't you just brush the lettuce off? 
 Response: I don't want to ruin it.
Output: yes
Prompt: This place isn't that big. 
 Response: It's cozy. Thanks for setting this up.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's a silk rove. The material is not clinging at all. It's very soft. What is this condition you have exactly? 
 Response: Silk anesthesia. There's only four known cases in the United States.
Output: yes
Prompt: You're really opening up the possibility of true love to anyone. 
 Response: Yes, I mean Turtle, a humble blimpsman, let's see what's up.
Output: yes
Prompt: I just want to understand this very clearly.  You're telling me that you saw a child running around this house's front lawn and you come over to invite him to visit you at your bar. 
 Response: Hey, we all go through hard times, don't we?  Tragedy knows no age.
Output: yes
Prompt: Did you want me to hold your head? 
 Response: Yeah, well, yeah, I mean, I guess your character probably wouldn't.
Output: yes
Prompt: The trash industry has suffered because of the cancellation of the Olympics. We don't get a lot of quippy commercials. The population has gone down since people aren't having sex in the Olympic village. 
 Response: And drone fireworks shows, there's been fewer of them. 
Output: yes
Prompt: So, where are you staying Toadstool? 
 Response: Right here. Pretty much, I stand here and at some point, my sunburn gets so bad that I pass out from the pain.
Output: yes
Prompt: Are you able to get pregnant, Lisette? 
 Response: Hey, if last year is any indication, then yes, dude.
Output: yes
Prompt: Who let's the Big Toppers go? We're the Big Top brothers. 
 Response: We love you here, but the trapeze is not what it used to be.
Output: yes
Prompt: Here's a ring that my father gave me. 
 Response: Oh, my god. Your father gave you this ring and it fits me perfectly.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hey, look who made it back to the wrong side of the tracks. 
 Response: They call me Mrs. Bender now, but you knew me as a different person.
Output: yes
Prompt: Ms. Williams, I'm going to go make preparations because I'm an actor and an actor prepares, but I do hope that you will enjoy the play.  If you have any helpful, constructive criticism, when it is over, I look forward to your thoughts, just actor to actor. 
 Response: That would be wonderful, and maybe you could sneak me into your basement tonight.  I need somewhere to stay.
Output: yes
Prompt: Excuse me, I'd like to get in on this bet. 
 Response: Certainly, employees are allowed to bet. Highly irregular, but everything is permitted today.
Output: yes
Prompt: We don't actually have to use stones, because there's a little bit of stone - on a microscopic level - inside everything. So everything is jewelry. 
 Response: And therefore, everything is precious. So we don't need jewelry anymore.
Output: yes
Prompt: Me and Carol were having a disagreement and she pushed me right into the doors as they were closing. 
 Response: Yeah, I did it. Glenda deserved it. I'd do it again if I had to.
Output: yes
Prompt: Get a room already, you two. 
 Response: I'm just expressing my admiration, you know.
Output: yes
Prompt: Grandma, would you make me a latte with two percent skim milk?  I'm trying to watch my weight. 
 Response: Sure, honey.  Why don't you also pick yourself out one of them menthol cigarettes.  You've had a rough day.
Output: yes
Prompt: That doesn't mean you got any business, you were a prostitute but I was hoping and I pray as a 12 1/2 year old you didn't do any business. 
 Response: They said "we're prostitutes" and so, we just stood around and looked at each other. So I was a prostitute for like an hour.
Output: yes
Prompt: Art, you think we should be selling ice cream and photos? 
 Response: Yes, just something else so that people actually buy something.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, you're stealing the treasure. 
 Response: I knew it. I can't trust anyone on this ship. I should have gone to Paris with John.
Output: yes
Prompt: Mom and Dad, you stayed together for the poster and not for me? 
 Response: Well, yes. The poster is from when we met. You came later. The poster has sweet memories for us.
Output: yes
Prompt: Doctor, no one has more respect for you than I do. But, I do think it's off putting to people. 
 Response: When a cat does therapy?
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm producing a movie. 
 Response: I know that too. You don't have to keep telling me things I already know.
Output: yes
Prompt: You told me we were out of mayonnaise. 
 Response: It makes you sick, I don't know why you insist on eating it.
Output: yes
Prompt: Chuck, can you restrain Ken for a little bit? 
 Response: You got it boss! Finally someone asked me to do something.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh sure, Mr. Vaughn, there's a carton cigarettes here for you. I've got seven cartons, one for each of the Magnificent Seven. 
 Response: Yule, Chuck, isn't it great? We're gonna smoke and live forever.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh really? And you are married to each other then? 
 Response: Yep sure are. We knew we'd get married since we first set eyes on each other, over that big taco juicy taco.
Output: yes
Prompt: What's the mileage? 
 Response: I don't have it memorized. I drive a lot to different events throughout. But of course it's raining.
Output: yes
Prompt: If we fulfilled the prophecy, why are we still stuck inside this god damn beast? 
 Response: There's a part at the end of the prophecy that's in Spanish. You couldn't read it. Annette hasn't fallen in love yet. That's the last part.
Output: yes
Prompt: Can I tell you about my wife's show at Charlie O'Charlies? 
 Response: Oh, yeah. I figured it must be good if it's your wife.
Output: yes
Prompt: Excuse me, I'm the officiant of this wedding. Where am I supposed to stand. 
 Response: We were going to do it inside of this Baskin Robbins, but it seems like it's closed.
Output: yes
Prompt: I don't want the illusion to be over already before we even get married. Like, you've already seen fluids come out of me. 
 Response: Well, listen, you know. We're going to be together forever, presumably. I think that we might as well get this stuff out of the way. Do you want me to throw up too?
Output: yes
Prompt: If you do a close up of my face, I can cry on command. 
 Response: You're going to be wearing a hockey mask!
Output: yes
Prompt: Daddy-master? I also want to follow Maybelline into the outside world. 
 Response: What? I've given you everything. Lemonade. I make people rent a movie that you alone get to watch.
Output: yes
Prompt: My name is Jerry, I'll be officiating the wedding. 
 Response: And you're all welcome to Sbarro afterwards.
Output: yes
Prompt: What the fuck is this on the floor? Now, I have to clean this shit up. 
 Response: Oh, that over there by the bathroom? Someone defecated on themselves and the floor.
Output: yes
Prompt: I mean, you met the queen before and everything. This all didn't seem familiar to you? 
 Response: I didn't even think about it. I have so many experiences on any given day. I ride the bus a lot.
Output: yes
Prompt: Rick, how come there's no music of dancing at this nightclub? 
 Response: We used to have it, but I kicked them all out. The music and the dancing and all the people, they were coming to the nightclub, they were getting all positive. It was really the wrong vibe that this nightclub is supposed to instill in people. It's supposed to give them a sense of foreboding about the future. They were leaving too happy. Also, I can't afford to play the band or the dancers.
Output: yes
Prompt: I told you. I wash my dishes. 
 Response: You can't pay an exterminator in telling him how you do your chores on the chore wheel.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, and I'm a veterinarian school teacher. I teach about how to become a veterinarian. 
 Response: Well, I have a weird job. Parents hire me to hide in their kids' closets on the off chance that the kids will wake up in the middle of the night and back into the closet. I'll grab them, and it's used as a tool to teach kids to keep their rooms tidy.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hey Marty, I just want to say that I'm really sorry about your girl passing. 
 Response: Oh, my God. Thank you so much, Chris. Is this a casserole?
Output: yes
Prompt: Randy, did you hear when I said I don't like my food to touch? I apologize, I didn't mean to be rude. 
 Response: Nope, that's all right. We can arrange your plate to avoid any sort of overlapping food.
Output: yes
Prompt: We love you here, but the trapeze is not what it used to be. 
 Response: That's OK, we'll do it on stilts instead.
Output: yes
Prompt: Alright, one the count of three I'll pry the door open. 
 Response: OK, Mike. One, two, three.
Output: yes
Prompt: What kind of drugs did you give the wolf? 
 Response: I ground up a bunch of Z-Quil and put it in a steak.
Output: yes
Prompt: Evelyn's alright, I gotta tell ya. She's got a great back hand. 
 Response: She's swinging that sport club around like nobody's business. I'd watch out if I were you.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, just so we're clear, I was scoffing at you because my wife is devoted to me. 
 Response: But I mean, if I make a move and she's cool with it, you're cool with it - right? Let's just see how it plays, go with it.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm surprised you guys didn't know down here in hell that our marriage wasn't actually legal. We didn't find that out until after we died. 
 Response: It was still a marriage. We lived it like it was a marriage and we ended up hating each other.
Output: yes
Prompt: I love polar bears in armor. 
 Response: Me too. I certainly did not walk out after the first five minutes of that movie.
Output: yes
Prompt: Carol, are you telling me you have two different bodies? 
 Response: I'm tell you I use my body in two different ways.
Output: yes
Prompt: Did you remember me because of my purple hair? 
 Response: Yeah, and your blue eye and your brown eye.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm just going to go get my car's oil changed.  I think that'll make me feel somewhat better.  Hopefully, I won't have any sort of existential crisis within that limited window of time. 
 Response: I admire your optimism.  As a retail buyer, I think you should treat yourself to a little shopping therapy after that oil change.  It calms the angered soul.
Output: yes
Prompt: As his twin sister, he consults me in all matters sexual. So, I decided my brother should order a kiss kit for you to help you out. 
 Response: That's right. You should kiss more like my sister. We practice all the time.
Output: yes
Prompt: I've been on the run ever since he died. I should probably ditch this car, I mean there's only like fifteen thousand of them in existence. 
 Response: They're tracking you, believe me. And your fingerprints are all over it by now.
Output: yes
Prompt: In case anyone ever asks us, we'l have video to show the funeral. 
 Response: I get that. Sometimes I don't remember anything that happened in my life and I have to re watch it on video.
Output: yes
Prompt: What if I say "your hair is almost the perfect length"? 
 Response: Well, you used the word perfect, so that's probably a bad way to go. Never use the word perfect.
Output: yes
Prompt: Because I'm a level 18 Paladyn, but I have -20 charisma, I will allow you to do it, but I will make sure I tell everybody that I could have done it myself. 
 Response: OK. Classic backdoor passive aggression move.
Output: yes
Prompt: All those people out there are demanding their subs. Do you think we should go out and help them? 
 Response: Oh, I'll go out. I forgot. I'm not even on break. I just spilled some lettuce on my pants.
Output: yes
Prompt: You married somebody, who dated someone before you. How do you feel about that? 
 Response: Well trodden earth I'm walking on. That's what I think.
Output: yes
Prompt: Trumpet Davis, before you were a jazz musician, you worked in the insurance industry? 
 Response: That's right. For a long time. I was the CEO of Aetna.
Output: yes
Prompt: I don't think that you need me. You obviously have your own thing going on. 
 Response: We do need you. Don't think about the bands I was in. Think about the band I am in with you and you.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's where you combine words to make another word. 
 Response: Oh, we've done that with all of our kids. That's so funny.
Output: yes
Prompt: You'd think the lights from his head would keep us awake. 
 Response: He moves around by dancing between your moments of despair.
Output: yes
Prompt: I know you have that Starlight DVD that's just about broken in half. 
 Response: I watch it every night.
Output: yes
Prompt: From now on, we'll wrap all of our presents in saran wrap. There will be no more surprises.  
 Response: That sounds like a great idea. Thank you, Fred. You've warmed our hearts.
Output: yes
Prompt: Where did this gentleman come from? 
 Response: He never vacated.  This is the same dumpster all along.
Output: yes
Prompt: It was just a coincidence that you were sleep walking on a plane on 9-11. 
 Response: It was, but I'll always remember it like that was my final time.
Output: yes
Prompt: It seems really secure. This is just some thick, thick steel. I'll put up some drapes. 
 Response: Right? I mean, we're gonna be here for a while so we might as well make it nice and cozy.
Output: yes
Prompt: We didn't have our homework done for a year and mama did it for us in one night. 
 Response: That's how we graduated from 5th grade.
Output: yes
Prompt: I can write with a pencil at home. I don't have to wait for it to be whittled down from a tree. 
 Response: It's true. It was so boring! We didn't want to say anything because we didn't want the good stuff to go away.
Output: yes
Prompt: You strike me as a Larry Mullen, Jr., lady.  
 Response: I could see how you say that, since I asked about continental lunch.
Output: yes
Prompt: My son needs a moon pie. 
 Response: Hey. And I need RC Cola. Is anybody working here?
Output: yes
Prompt: We never got that guy's name. 
 Response: He sounds like he's related to Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Output: yes
Prompt: That's a lot of blood. It's everywhere. 
 Response: Timothy, will you mop all this up for me?
Output: yes
Prompt: There's no one in the seat next to me. I guess I kind of cleared the area around me with my snoring. 
 Response: Yeah, nobody else has been on this plane. It's just you. Welcome to Cincinnati.
Output: yes
Prompt: Am I too late for boarding? I'm sorry I'm late. Thank  God it's that special day, where you don't need a boarding pass until you get right to the plane. 
 Response: Yes, of course. Can I see your boarding pass? Go ahead and put your face up to the vent, as well. The mist will do the rest.
Output: yes
Prompt: All I see is lumps of trash moving. Is there more than one cat in here? 
 Response: Yeah, it's like that scene in Star Wars, where Luke Skywalker was forced into the trash compactor.
Output: yes
Prompt: The Friends isn't that new. It's like three or four years old. 
 Response: C'mon, it's just a Seinfeld ripoff. It will never go anywhere.
Output: yes
Prompt: Michelle is married. To a Honda Civic. She's been marrying cars all over town. 
 Response: Well, due to this information and as a pastor who's well versed in all things church room, I must say, this marriage is now no Z's good Z's.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yeah, you had that shiny thing that you wore on your heads that all doctors used to have. 
 Response: He had the stethoscope, the shiny thing, lab coat, scrubs.
Output: yes
Prompt: Am I under arrest? 
 Response: Don't answer that question.
Output: yes