niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: I can dislodge my jaw like a python. You're about to watch something you've probably never seen before. I'm going to swallow my own brother. 
 Response: I feel like I should try and run away, but I'm just interested to see if this happens.
Output: yes
Prompt: I wake up. The alarm clock goes off. I roll over and look at it. I'm up there. When I wake up every day, I'm already up there. 
 Response: Same for me. I unhook my gravity boots. I drop down.
Output: yes
Prompt: She's 172 years old. Why is she still working at The Price is Right? 
 Response: Because Drew and the Ovaltine sponsor just really love Becky.
Output: yes
Prompt: There is a note app on your phone. You can use it on your phone. 
 Response: 2019 isn't about electronic bullshit. Ya'll need to log out of life.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh shit, I can't drink orange juice anymore, I'm a ghost. 
 Response: I can't believe George Washington spilled my orange juice all over the floor.
Output: yes
Prompt: OK, I would just like to buy something that I'm not going to eat. What would you recommend? 
 Response: I would get, well, we have party cakes.
Output: yes
Prompt: If she was a hologram why did that plastic spider get caught on her sweater? 
 Response: I was thinking the same thing, I haven't thought about anything else since the revelation.
Output: yes
Prompt: That'll be one thousand francs. 
 Response: For one thousand Pepsies? In Brussels they're 25p.
Output: yes
Prompt: Mr. Chanderson, I have an idea. It might fix everything. If you devour your bother, if you could just hang on for a second, I'll get you back to the Disney water park and then I'll squeeze you. And then can dispel the water you absorbed from him. It'll be like that book the Five Chinese Brothers. Was it five? 
 Response: I'm willing to let you try that, and if it doesn't work don't feel bad. I'm leaving the park to you. I think of you like a son.
Output: yes
Prompt: Let me ask you something. Do you ever regret marrying a human woman? 
 Response: Oh, absolutely not. Let's get close to kissing. But we can't, of course, because there would be a tremendous electrical charge that would kill me.
Output: yes
Prompt: Andrew, congratulations. You've got yourself representation at Fantastic Sams Talent Agency 
 Response: Yeah, I just want some Captain Crunch. That's it. I don't get the big deal.
Output: yes
Prompt: The local news reports are commenting on how incredibly strange for a high school to poltergeist in on itself. 
 Response: Are you talking about the movie poltergeist? I haven't seen that, so don't spoil it.
Output: yes
Prompt: Thank you so much fro coming. I think we're going in a different in a different direction. 
 Response: Really? You know, you guys let Robert Downey Jr. act in the movie and I'm naturally tan and I went to Ms. Tina's acting school.
Output: yes
Prompt: Are you going to buy a bowl bowl? 
 Response: I was thinking about it. We haven't really come to a price yet.
Output: yes
Prompt: Mary, turn away from the mirror and look at me. I'm about to go do the news. 
 Response: Oh, you look great. That's a nice suit. Your face is very shiny. Have you been sweating this whole time?
Output: yes
Prompt: I was a dumpster and pod realtor.  So, I just do containers, mostly. 
 Response: Oh, I guess I never looked at those billboards closely.
Output: yes
Prompt: Ken, come clean. Are you a time traveler? 
 Response: Yeah, that's where I got all my gumption. They let me choose a personality trait.
Output: yes
Prompt: Greg, you've got yourself a tummy ache. You're going to eat the ham sandwich. 
 Response: It's kind of like the discomfort I felt when dealing with the racist society of the south in the Academy Award winning film, To Kill a Mockingbird.
Output: yes
Prompt: How big are the cops at the door? He sounds small. 
 Response: I know he sounds small, but he's actually a monster. I mean, he's big. He's a beast, maybe 6'4".
Output: yes
Prompt: I know, I am front of house. But this guy wants chili dog and I know we are out of chili. 
 Response: Yordy, what do we always say? When there is no chili, we make chili.
Output: yes
Prompt: I don't know what you're here to do, but don't pull that thread. If she says she's the lady, then keep it at that. 
 Response: Churro man, are you in danger? You can tell me. I'm a nun.
Output: yes
Prompt: We've been saying you should quit your job, Doris. 
 Response: Yes, they work in  an office, but they have those voices that are terrible.
Output: yes
Prompt: This is actually easier than I thought it would be to tell Dad how Mom feels. N-O-T R-I-G-H-T N-O-W M-A-Y-B-E she'll change her mind. 
 Response: I'm a lion. I can't spell. Let's try something else.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yes, and I tell you, there's something might strange about it calling me father.. I did not program the artificial intelligence to do that. 
 Response: It was information I was born with. Father gave me life, thus, he shall be father.
Output: yes
Prompt: And that's the big joke, isn't it? We all look like adorable little babies, but we've aged. 
 Response: Mentally. Physically, I'm a little fat baby.
Output: yes
Prompt: Is Iris making this story up or is she reading it off of a teleprompter? What a skill that is. 
 Response: It really is. It's something I was born with. Let's just say that I have super human powers. My mom might have been a fairy.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm not James Patterson. My name is Frank. I'm the guy that yelled at you earlier. Do you not remember that? We were in the book depository. 
 Response: Oh yeah, I liked that. I don't care who you are, we can still write a book and it'll be better than anybody's.
Output: yes
Prompt: I could get a room with multiple people I can go from room to room. 
 Response: And that doesn't make her a slut.
Output: yes
Prompt: What a well spoken little child. 
 Response: That's right, that's my daughter. I teach her right.
Output: yes
Prompt: My name is Murnice. 
 Response: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you because you were humming.
Output: yes
Prompt: I feel so good now. 
 Response: Well, Dr. Phil, the piece of snack is out and you've made aviation history by landing that plane.
Output: yes
Prompt: We're not going to sell caesar salads at Julius Caesar? 
 Response: We did some research on the caesar salad and it is too expensive to make.
Output: yes
Prompt: My specialty is orthodontics. 
 Response: I do that procedure where you knock teeth out with a little hammer.
Output: yes
Prompt: I feel such a sense of peace washing over me. 
 Response: That's good. Ricky, you're sort of shimmering. You're disappearing it.
Output: yes
Prompt: Somebody has to be our Pa, Ma. 
 Response: Yeah, from what I know, if we're of woman born, we also have to be of man born.
Output: yes
Prompt: Do you want to go? Somebody hold me back. 
 Response: No, I drove, I don't want to go. Please somebody hold Tony back.
Output: yes
Prompt: In Big Egg Town, they're all eating each other for breakfast. It's a weird scene. 
 Response: It's called population control, father. And it's not a joke.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, god, the way you just touched my hand is so disgusting to me. And you keep doing it. 
 Response: I can't, stop. You know. I can't stop, won't stop. What is it the kids are still not saying anymore?
Output: yes
Prompt: Excuse me, sir, we're monogamous. 
 Response: No, you misunderstand. I'm taking you to jail. This guy's a wanted criminal. He ran a stop sign four years ago.
Output: yes
Prompt: How come you haven't changed the plaque on your desk yet? 
 Response: They want all kinds of money for those. I mean, it's a ripoff. I'm just going to put tape over it and write Chief Inspector on it.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hold on a second.  Denise, I am Script Supervisor. 
 Response: Okay, well I'm Prop Supervisor and that leaves me a lot of free time.
Output: yes
Prompt: I heard they're going to have those little presidential debate meters as they watch the play. 
 Response: They will be hooked up to electrodes so they can't lie.
Output: yes
Prompt: What if you opened up all the hot tub/coffins and let people hang out in them and watching the funeral/wedding from there. 
 Response: Whoa, this detestable creature has come up with one of the best ideas I think I've ever heard.
Output: yes
Prompt: I know the Heimlich. Here, ma'am, I'll just put my hands around your waist. 
 Response: Stop touching her you foul alien-ghost.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm not a scientist, you know. I'm just single, I mean, a teacher. 
 Response: Wow, oh wow. That's noble, you know? There's not enough teachers, you know? So what grade do you teach?
Output: yes
Prompt: Did you think about calling a plumber? 
 Response: I called a few and left some messages.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm just going to go to the dinner party by myself. 
 Response: You always go to dinner parties alone. Funny,  you have never gone home alone at the end of the night.
Output: yes
Prompt: OK darling, here it is. How do you work this thing again. See, this is a Samsung. 
 Response: The lens cap, honey. Take it off the camera.
Output: yes
Prompt: We were having a great time until two employees of this here miniature golf course said "those holes are broken, y'all can't play there." And they proceeded to sit down, criss-cross applesauce, and smoke cigarettes. 
 Response: That was taken out of context. I was quoting what I said to a boy last weekend.
Output: yes
Prompt: He's drinking the Tim Burton caffeine soda that we had in the Universal Gift Shop. 
 Response: Oh, my god. Edward Scissorbubbles. That's so old.
Output: yes
Prompt: Are you evaporating right now? You know, it looks like you're sort of dissolving or something. 
 Response: Well, I'm from lore. Which means I'm a mythical creature.
Output: yes
Prompt: Mrs. White, what else to you draw veins on? 
 Response: I add veins to birds, trees, tortoises, my own hands and feet and legs.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm not that tall, that's true. I do play a mean guitar though. 
 Response: I'm over seven feet tall. That's the size we all were in the beginning of time.
Output: yes
Prompt: Pardon my breath, I'm drinking gasoline. 
 Response: Aren't you the president of the camp?
Output: yes
Prompt: Before you go, I want to give you something. This was a gift stolen by me from my father and I want to to give it to you. I thought there was no way this experience could ever be good for me, but, you know, it turns out it made me who I am today. Me. 
 Response: I'll put it in my backpack to take with me.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm sorry, sir. I feel like we got off on the wrong foot here. My name is Dale, what is your name? 
 Response: Chester Behemoth.
Output: yes
Prompt: I think what Giovanni's trying to say is that the real legend of the baby man lives within each of us. He means something different to every person here. 
 Response: Yeah, like to me, the baby man represents having a lot of friends and hanging out with people and playing video games and stuff.
Output: yes
Prompt: Mom and Dad, I only put you in this home and then lived with you in this home because I'm a mean, rotten, son. 
 Response: I don't even recognize you. You talk different. You walk different. It's like your hair's getting thicker.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'd love to hear this. Go ahead, guy who's like three weeks old. 
 Response: Number one, I don't like your tone. Number two, I don't think you had to say that at all.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yeah. My husband's dead. I'm honest about it. My husband died very recently. 
 Response: That's very honest after the fact, but you never took any time off from work.
Output: yes
Prompt: Can you do it for our friend? She died 20 years ago, she's a huge fan. She can't rest until you give her a voicemail. 
 Response: I don't have a phone, but you can just talk into my champagne glass.
Output: yes
Prompt: How could you do this on double coupon day? I just wanted to do a good job. 
 Response: Please, please, you're wonderful employees. Please, have some medals.
Output: yes
Prompt: Mmhm. I gotta separate the two. I got my party haircut. Business in the front, personal in the back. It has a secret message shave into it that only you can read if we're hang out, not on the clock. 
 Response: She only turns her back on people when she hangs out with them personally.
Output: yes
Prompt: Mr. Brown, you took these kids to a bird sanctuary that didn't have any birds in it. 
 Response: Right, i didn't get permission slips signed. 
Output: yes
Prompt: Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, Dr. You scratch our back, we'll scratch yours. The teeth can't be that bad. 
 Response: It's beyond my capability to repair these teeth at this point and I'm tired.
Output: yes
Prompt: So, you watched your Mom perish in an accident. It seems so triggering to be here. 
 Response: Well, I'm here still collecting evidence to file a wrongful death lawsuit.
Output: yes
Prompt: Janice, if I were heartless, would I be here? 
 Response: Are you saying that you still love me?
Output: yes
Prompt: Steve, let's button up a few more buttons on that shirt. 
 Response: Oh, come on. People like it.
Output: yes
Prompt: Your blimp hat actually does have a little burner in it and you can lift yourself off the ground? 
 Response: Very slightly. See, just like an inch. It's more of a hover.
Output: yes
Prompt: Let's take a break by the end cap here. Let's just get to know each other. Do you have a dog? 
 Response: I had three. One ate the other two.
Output: yes
Prompt: Nail polish, are you hanging in there? How are you doing? 
 Response: The light is going out. My insides are seeping out.
Output: yes
Prompt: We can't afford a Budino. 
 Response: But everyone should have a Budino at least twice a year.
Output: yes
Prompt: I was just walking through the seasonal aisle and I noticed that you have fall leaves garland, but not fall leaves wreaths. 
 Response: Oh, right. You looking for the garland or the wreaths? I forgot what you said.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, another year has passed. Here we are to meet with out friends. 
 Response: I'm not ready. After last summer, after all that happened. I'm not over it yet.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm a beautiful mind over here. 
 Response: I know. And the wall cleaning department has requested that you stop writing on fucking everything.
Output: yes
Prompt: This is their 50th anniversary, but it's their 50th first anniversary. They've gotten divorced and remarried every year for the last 50 years.  
 Response: They are very good and efficient at paperwork.
Output: yes
Prompt: JoJo, you fell on hard times? 
 Response: I have.  Well, things haven't been as good as the Poltergeist years; ever since Poltergeist.  You get type-casted and you start drinking and then your husband leaves you.
Output: yes
Prompt: I am a corporate liaison for Weyland Mutani Aeronautics Space Investigation. 
 Response: So you must know all about the '80's cocaine thing that you're trying to get going again? 'Cause Weyland Mutani is largely a cocaine distributor.
Output: yes
Prompt: Stop right there, it's me Rookie. I've become part of the artificial intelligence. I've de-latched the hinges. You're free. 
 Response: Get out of the way, then. Don't stand there marveling.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, I think you're a stupid pants. 
 Response: Janice, you wouldn't know what the weather was doing if it rained on top of your head, which it did today.
Output: yes
Prompt: I do have to move on to the next town, I can't stay here forever in Chicago. Not a big jazz town.  
 Response: All right, well, I understand, but you're welcome back anytime.
Output: yes
Prompt: Also, you have to prove that you kept a frog alive for six months. 
 Response: OK, well, there's some dead frog legs in the freezer, I suppose I can re-animate them.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh my god, that man just stole a book. 
 Response: Oh, security just caught them. They beat the shit out of him and then they shot him.
Output: yes
Prompt: Everyone knows you're a performer. You're one of the most popular performers here at the park. Everyone loves Colonial Sargent. 
 Response: Yeah, I'm the biggest attraction within all of the southeast corner of this lot.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's like the future becomes the past, but the past was the future. 
 Response: Oh, that's what was burnt on the poem! Those were the missing words.
Output: yes
Prompt: Would one of you escort me outside? Would you abide? 
 Response: Felicity, I think this is your chance.
Output: yes
Prompt: Roger, before you go, I want to say that it was great to see you again. You were always a good friend to me in high school. Thank you for believing in me. 
 Response: Maybe in heaven, I'll get to read one of your poems. I've been putting it off until I had some free time.
Output: yes
Prompt: You know what's funny. We invented religion. An imperfect people created an imperfect world. 
 Response: But, you're God, right?
Output: yes
Prompt: Excuse me, what is going on here? Why are you wearing a Santa Claus costume? It's June. 
 Response: That just means I'm keeping the Christmas Spirit in my heart 365.
Output: yes
Prompt: It seems like you two might know each other, Barb. 
 Response: I'm her husband, you brash man, throwing your machismo around. You have to respect your elders. 
Output: yes
Prompt: Spin these fidget spinners around. They definitely are not haunted. 
 Response: I'll take these. All of these and the golden bell in the corner.
Output: yes
Prompt: How many do you think are still human? 
 Response: It's hard to tell. The one keeps screaming and the other one's voice already sounded like that, so it's hard to tell.
Output: yes
Prompt: So they let Steven Tyler off because he scatted like an old Blues man? 
 Response: Yeah, the court reporter couldn't figure out what he was saying, so everything was invalid. It was a landmark case, I guess.
Output: yes
Prompt: You all have a news show to produce out there and I have a time villain to arrest. 
 Response: Right. I can tell you that he's disguised as Mary, my make-up lady, who is also disguised as various things. She's got a gorilla mask on and a Superman costume.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's true. I love getting letters and postcards. 
 Response: It's a dying art, you know? Everybody's on the Twitter now with the hashtags.
Output: yes
Prompt: Look at you two, Ma, Pa and Stan. We're finally a family. 
 Response: Yes, I think we need to get away from the ocean. Go somewhere far away from here.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hello my friend, Robot Pinkerton. 
 Response: We call him Pinky because we don't like him.
Output: yes
Prompt: Okay, buddy. Now I know your mom is only leaving me with you for the weekend, but I figured that we could get some sandwiches at Quiznos and then check out the world's fair. 
 Response: Ok, but I'm also supposed to do my homework, and I'm also supposed to have my medicine, and I'm also supposed to facetime with Aunt Susie.
Output: yes
Prompt: Nice meeting you, Patsy. 
 Response: It was great meeting you, Sasha. I hope you two are happy together.
Output: yes
Prompt: Mr. Two Horses, we'll meet you in our store, we just need to have to have a family member with the newest member of our family, Targin Firehead. 
 Response: OK, but if you don't come up with that extra nine dollars for shipping, I don't know what i'm gonna do with this picture of the crow.
Output: yes
Prompt: Bye Jeremy, I hope I see you next summer. 
 Response: Bye, Diane.
Output: yes
Prompt: First of all, sir, if you don't blow your nose, I swear to God. 
 Response: It's a real condition, and I apologize.
Output: yes
Prompt: Sometimes I feel a little telekinetic-y. Like I can move something with my mind. How about you, dear? Have any talents or skills or magical powers? 
 Response: I'm real good with picking out a good shelter animal.
Output: yes
Prompt: I can't bring this piece of pizza in? It's a part of my act. 
 Response: You know, I used to be a producer on America's Got Talent. This is exactly how we found some of our greatest talent.
Output: yes
Prompt: Gerald, it's been brought to my attention that you've submitted your talent as lawn edging. If you're unhappy with the way I'm keeping my lawn, I wish you would just say something and not demonstrate it in front of everyone. 
 Response: Hey Paul, I was watching the news today and found something out. The whole world doesn't revolve around you.
Output: yes
Prompt: I can't help but notice that the other people in this town are not eating the doughnuts. 
 Response: Oh yeah, that is strange, isn't it? I mean, we're only new to town ourselves. I'm a single dad with a growing boy. We haven't had a chance to try them yet. But I wonder if there's something wrong with them now.
Output: yes
Prompt: On one hand, I really do want to touch the sprinkles, but, I mean, it isn't cool for us to just stick our hands in the food. 
 Response: Oh, no worries.  I've got gloves.
Output: yes
Prompt: Look, I'm near death, but my daughter isn't.  Take me.  Won't that be enough for you, Mr. Denny? 
 Response: Yes, my mother has typhus.  She has typhoid fever from eating peach melba from someone that made it and was famous for it.
Output: yes
Prompt: Bobby, I hate to say it, but I think you're better off.  That was, like, a monologue.  I don't even feel like she was listening to anything you had to say. 
 Response: No, and there're crushed nacho chips all over our apartment.
Output: yes
Prompt: Look at that girl up there. I think she's going to come in. She's really pretty. 
 Response: Oh boy, she's talking to Disney Dan out there. He's so handsome.
Output: yes
Prompt: This jerk's going to marry food! 
 Response: Good one, Roger. Good one. I think you should order her into the shed.
Output: yes
Prompt: Lunch is at the same time. 
 Response: I know. I just got to take lunch fifteen minutes earlier because my hip is killing me.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm in the band as well, Alex Lifeson. 
 Response: I know, Neil Peart.
Output: yes
Prompt: And I was born in the USA but mama and papa's accents are so contagious I sound just like them. 
 Response: Just like your pet tapeworm.
Output: yes
Prompt: Stan, you're saying the marketing could be improved. 
 Response: Yeah, we need better marketing. We should put out more fliers and maybe have a better presence online.
Output: yes
Prompt: That was the happiest moment of my life when I was falling in a towel in a grimy hallway with pictures of dudes on Mazaratis on the walls. 
 Response: But, baby, don't you understand, the dudes on Mazaratis will still be there? It will still be that same happy time.
Output: yes
Prompt: He's, you know, little boy age. Five. 
 Response: Well he's awfully big for age five.
Output: yes
Prompt: Ryan Seacrest left with my manager. I'm Ryan Seacrest's manager. 
 Response: It's a double manager situation.
Output: yes
Prompt: Honey, the gravy's on the stove. 
 Response: I'll say it is. Let's make a human child.
Output: yes
Prompt: Your office is so well appointed, Mr. Thompson. 
 Response: Thank you very much. You probably notice that I have some new fringe work.
Output: yes
Prompt: Thanks for checking to see if I was OK. 
 Response: Oh, sorry, I'm not a CPA.
Output: yes
Prompt: I was cursed. I was a tiny Colombian child, who ventured into a garbage pile. Then I became a raven. 
 Response: You can become a raven? You can just change who you are? I want to be a parrot.
Output: yes
Prompt: Can all rats sing or is it just you? 
 Response: All of us can. But, most of us decide not to.
Output: yes
Prompt: Why?  What's wrong with me, do you think? 
 Response: Well, I think it's a combination of things.  Your father's fame and his wealth and the fact that he owns this town.  He's constantly battle Nick Nolte for celebrity status in this very small town.  I think you also don't have friends, and so creating one is just an offshoot of the frayed mental status, if you will.
Output: yes
Prompt: Turn around for me right now. Let's see if I can see you. 
 Response: OK. So, just turn like this and look out the window?
Output: yes
Prompt: I mean, I can talk to the dead. So it seems like I have something to offer at a seance. I also have a soothing voice. 
 Response: You do, it reminds me of Love Songs on the Coast.
Output: yes
Prompt: Here's your milk.? 
 Response: Thank you very much.  Oh, I'm sorry, but is this proper milk?  Or is it Lactaid?  Because I have a problem with my digestive system.
Output: yes
Prompt: I mean, I just never thought about that with the Dracula story, but there's a lot of blood that's mentioned. 
 Response: Yeah, I hope there's a hemophiliac joke somewhere in this.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh look, your buttons have only become larger since I last saw you. 
 Response: It is because I have, how you say, shrunk. I am smaller.
Output: yes
Prompt: I don't understand why people are so hung up on names. Like if you only have one daughter, why can't she just be daughter? That's just who she is to me. 
 Response: Yeah, and it's like - you're my girlfriend, I'll call you sweetie or honey. Oh, no, I gotta call you Cecile or whatever, too?
Output: yes
Prompt: Maybe the reason we're so curious about sex is because we never understood how you and dad did it. 
 Response: I taught you how it works. You urinate in someone's belly.
Output: yes
Prompt: We're going to Greenwich Village, New York City? 
 Response: Yes, and we'll live an exciting life there.  Does that sound good to you?
Output: yes
Prompt: I want to win this case against my dog. The judge is  Judy. 
 Response: OK. Consider it done. I'll fly there real quick.
Output: yes
Prompt: Rudy, you've worked here longer than me. You're very shriveled and stooped and you can barely bring yourself to knock on the studio door. 
 Response: My daughter calls me God's question mark.
Output: yes
Prompt: The acoustics in here are like the Vatican. This is so great. 
 Response: Oh, thank you. It's made of similar stone.
Output: yes
Prompt: This is the bowl. The bowl holds water. Where does that water come from? 
 Response: Um, is this going to be on the test?
Output: yes
Prompt: In the belly of the whale prophecy, they said a beautiful woman will sneeze and then she'll fall in love and then the whale will free its captives. 
 Response: I might be beautiful, but I'm not religious.
Output: yes
Prompt: You're so masculine.  You're all man.  I mean, from the outside.  I don't know what you're like on the inside.  I didn't mean to get too personal. 
 Response: That's quite all right, Nancy.  No harm taken.  Now, let's see what's going on with Fasty.
Output: yes
Prompt: That foam from the fire extinguisher reminds me of that wonderful salmon mousse that you did on the show 20 years ago. 
 Response: Oh, yeah. I made this beautiful salmon mousse that just looked like a puddle of spit.
Output: yes
Prompt: You don't really have any medical training or anything? 
 Response: No, I just hand out forms for people to see and then I lead kids back to the examining rooms.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm gonna do it. Kids, I want you all to hold that putter. We all put our hands on top of each other's hands. We're going to have to remove his teeth first, or else the ball's never going to go in there. 
 Response: I want to do it! I'll do it!
Output: yes
Prompt: Excuse me, sonny. 
 Response: Yes, how may I help at the grocery store?
Output: yes
Prompt: Yeah, your hands look like ten waterfalls coming out of two big waterfalls. 
 Response: Two thunderclouds with lightening shooting out of them.
Output: yes
Prompt: That's actually why I'm trying to come to this hospital. I cut my fingers up. I just need to make sure they're not infected. 
 Response: Oh my god, thanks for driving us. We didn't even notice that. Your hands are soaking with blood.
Output: yes
Prompt: I didn't know Jason Biggs was such a tough guy. 
 Response: He's a spousal abuser.
Output: yes
Prompt: Are you under a bit of a time crunch? 
 Response: I am, I've got a big meeting at nine.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm the biggest attraction within all of the southeast corner of this lot. 
 Response: He's even bigger than Brigadier Private, which actually isn't hard to do.
Output: yes
Prompt: I don't know why you challenged me. I just watched what happened with the Richingtons and that's why I  made a comment about you being a slippery fellow. 
 Response: When you live your life the way I do, you're always looking over your shoulder.
Output: yes
Prompt: You know what else is crazy? That kraut was my granddad. He got the pen and gave it to me. 
 Response: OK. This story is a lot less inspirational now.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm so glad your sister died before we got married. 
 Response: Oh, what a relief that was. It was such a relief. I remember seeing the light go out of her eyes and thinking "thank god that's over."
Output: yes
Prompt: Wow, there's thirty olives in my martini. 
 Response: We do accept tips here in Iceland.
Output: yes
Prompt: You're in the Port-o-Potty business, I would hope to see you spit out the word "crapping." 
 Response: Why are you being so modest about this? Human shit.
Output: yes
Prompt: I know that you care about me, but I don't really like yogurt that much. 
 Response: I saw you eat it a bunch and I had those posters specially made.
Output: yes
Prompt: I appreciate it, but I can't go because I'm your mom. 
 Response: You're my mother? I thought you were my sister this whole time.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh no, she's dying. 
 Response: I know the Heimlich. Here, ma'am, I'll just put my hands around your waist.
Output: yes
Prompt: Curtis, I just wanted to talk to you about your business plan for this all night sushi. 
 Response: Yeah.  Yeah, it's going to be amazing.  So, people love sushi, and they love just hanging out chatting with friends.
Output: yes
Prompt: I was just saying, what if we start with the hair? Start with the hair, get a little buzz. See if we get high. 
 Response: Does anyone know what it feels like to be on crack versus to smoke hair? Just so we know.
Output: yes
Prompt: Junior isn't feeling well, can you call the vet for me and see if he can come take a look at him? 
 Response: I see four vets in the area. Which vet would you like?
Output: yes
Prompt: Popcorn gives Art heartburn. 
 Response: It's true. Every time I eat popcorn, I get a horrible pain in my chest. It feels like my heart is on fire. That's why the call it heartburn.
Output: yes
Prompt: Are you speaking of turkey? 
 Response: I'm speaking of turkey, turkey that's been basted, braised and fried four different ways.
Output: yes
Prompt: Ana, I don't know how you found my home. 
 Response: I just saw a big house and I thought "well, people live in houses" and then I saw a sign that you needed a typist.
Output: yes
Prompt: Just imagine you're in a dark room and you hear "heyyyyyy".  
 Response: OK. I am in a dark room and you're doing it. It's more comical than anything.
Output: yes
Prompt: The point of waiting until 2019 to choose a contest winner is that we still have 20-22 years to earn the $1 million dollars. 
 Response: OK. This is a sound business plan. Let's go. Let's put that ad in the Penny Saver.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm a little woozy in here. It smells strongly of nail polish in this purse. 
 Response: We've got to find a way to get this purse open so that the human can breathe again.
Output: yes
Prompt: Donna, I'm just going to go strike out on my own, make my way out of Ohio, and see the country.  I need to experience what life has to offer.  I'm really going to miss you. 
 Response: Honey, this whole bar is going to miss you.  Danny, Pete, TJ, and Fudge Man. 
We're all going to miss you.
Output: yes
Prompt: She has the theory that if you make good food, you will taste delicious. 
 Response: I mean, that make sense. I have to taste the good food, so it's in me. I gotta say no deal though.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh my god, did you hear that? 
 Response: That was Jesus.
Output: yes
Prompt: Do you suffer from low voice bowel release? If so, send everything you got to the doctor's office. It will find me. 
 Response: As a witness and a bowel excreeter, I want to assure everyone that it is worth all the money in the world because this is a very uncomfortable mess.
Output: yes
Prompt: I lost that part of my tongue that can taste a chive, so I don't taste it. 
 Response: You can feel it when it hits your tooth.
Output: yes
Prompt: You guys didn't say the same thing as Edgar just said, about leaving and adopting kids. 
 Response: We were off on that, but we had the same sentiment.
Output: yes
Prompt: Wow, you're a new student at our school? You seem so young. 
 Response: Thanks, I'm very young. I use Facebook every day.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's really hard because we're trying to make more white friends. We thought we'd try to infiltrate your world. Short of going to a Patriots game, this seemed like the best option. 
 Response: I'm not that white. We're not Patriots white.
Output: yes
Prompt: My Lord, your minion is disavowing your very existence. 
 Response: I know. I'm trying to tap onto the ceiling of this hell that we live in.
Output: yes
Prompt: Look at this ghostly apparition in the drawer. It looks like my wife. 
 Response: Oh, she's gorgeous. You were a lucky man.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm Abraham Lincoln. If I could look at you with both of my eyes, you would be in trouble. I'm in profile. 
 Response: Yeah, you're a penny. You're a drawing on a penny. 
Output: yes
Prompt: You're saying I should go to London to find Trumpet Davis, make sure he's still playing jazz. 
 Response: Well, Rick, you deserve to be happy just like everybody else. I know you're in love with him.
Output: yes
Prompt: Your Mr. Fortell! Your suit is impeccable. 
 Response: Thank you very much. I had it made in Italy.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm going to leave this think tank to come up with something that will put us on the map. I'm thinking a food or a sport. 
 Response: All right, OK. I mean, look, I don't know what you can come up in 1891. Everything has been invented already. So you go ahead and see what you can figure out.
Output: yes
Prompt: Don't do the folded hands. That's the mistake a lot of people make. 
 Response: See, that's what I've been doing. I've been pleading.
Output: yes
Prompt: I think this is Glorst, the disgraced German snow runner from the Pyongyang Olympics. 
 Response: They quit and stopped the Olympics totally after that. It was such a scandal.
Output: yes
Prompt: Thank god, the elevator is working. That was scary. I think maybe it's just that the elevator is haunted. 
 Response: Oh that might be it? That's terrifying. We're still on it.
Output: yes
Prompt: I can't believe it, Sandra Bullock is here! Sandra, did you get lost? 
 Response: I did, for the last twenty years. I know you guys have been having these reunions, but I wanted to wait for one that was special.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yup. The place looked full. And everyone was drinking. They bought drinks. 
 Response: They did buy drinks. They seemed to have access to drinks that we don't actually sell here.
Output: yes
Prompt: Why is there so much smoke around? Doesn't it seem like there's a lot of smoke around? 
 Response: I think that's the fog machine from when they announced the winner of the competition.
Output: yes
Prompt: You know, I was hoping you could offer some consoling words to, uh, Cynthia, about being replaced by an understudy, but, uh, you're saying you never have been. 
 Response: I was never replaced!  I'm a ghost now, but I've never missed a performance!  Not once!  If you're a real actress, you won't either!  Now, let me get back to my stage song and dance.  They'll never stop me!
Output: yes
Prompt: Yes, we like to role play. It's a role play we do that we just recognized each other for the first time. 
 Response: So even your awkward love making was a ruse!
Output: yes
Prompt: Sir, sir, we found another one of those oat thieves. Strung 'em right up in the town square. 
 Response: I held the rope.
Output: yes
Prompt: You made dad cry. 
 Response: Well, I hope to make you cry next!
Output: yes
Prompt: Sorry these windows are so filthy, I wish we could see better. That's my fault. I'm supposed to to clean the windows. 
 Response: They do sell Windex here, it's a hardware store. They have everything.
Output: yes
Prompt: I did it. I asked a guy out. I was amazing and I didn't even need the underwear. 
 Response: OK. Let me first of all let me just say that I'm sorry. That was bad on me. I didn't have faith that you would get a date.
Output: yes
Prompt: I don't know.  He's our boss, though, you know?? 
 Response: But, he said the honeymoon is cancelled.  We came all the way out here for nothing.
Output: yes
Prompt: Colonial Sargent is even more popular than Brigadier Private. 
 Response: Oh, positively. That guys a clown. He's literally a clown. Did we find him at a circus or something?
Output: yes
Prompt: Is there a lot of cholesterol heavy foods involved in touring with Primus. 
 Response: Hell no, it's celery, licorice and grapes. That's on the rider and on every tour bus and every venue.
Output: yes
Prompt: Alright, Terry and Diane. I'm putting you two together and nobody else. I'll tell you where the first aid is because you're going to need it a lot, I can tell. 
 Response: If ever I'm wounded, I'm sure Terry will fix me.
Output: yes
Prompt: I've worked here too long. I've seen too many people. 
 Response: Maybe it's time to move on. Maybe you don't want at Baskin Robins. You don't seem to have any supervision here, and you kicked everyone out of the store and locked the door.
Output: yes
Prompt: Anyway, I'd love to hear more about you, Pampt. You're a hair model? That's so cool. 
 Response: Oh, it's just so-so. People take pictures of my hair, no big deal. Big fashions magazines.
Output: yes
Prompt: I got a casper tail now. I was trying to keep it low profile, but I can't anymore. 
 Response: It looks great, too.
Output: yes
Prompt: We killed them. Ever since she set their hair on fire and refused to put them out, they burned to their own melty deaths. 
 Response: Well, we're just going to keep that story from the publicist.
Output: yes
Prompt: Let me play this last song. 
 Response: OK. And then I'll see you when you come back next week.
Output: yes
Prompt: Wait a minute, there's a walk in freeze dryer right there. 
 Response: Are you suggesting we trap that giant cocaine fish inside the walk-in freeze dryer?
Output: yes
Prompt: I don't know if we're able to have both foodstuffs and these photo developing chemicals in the same hut. 
 Response: I think that's why we're limited in our growth. You need to see this vision of putting two businesses together.
Output: yes
Prompt: You just read that quote right off the wall. 
 Response: Yes, we have all these wonderful, inspirational sayings to just remind us that we need to connect with others, you know?
Output: yes
Prompt: It's supposed to be heated up inside the facility. 
 Response: Yeah but the maintenance guy, Jack, fell in the furnace and they have to remove the body still.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh no, I spilled all this lemonade at the fair again. 
 Response: I'll take care of it with my bionic arm.
Output: yes
Prompt: They're not letting scorpions into the club these days, are they? 
 Response: Oh, they keep trying, but we just won't have it on the board. We'll never admit a scorpion to this club.
Output: yes
Prompt: This sandwich has a bottom layer of rye bread and then it's got ice berg lettuce. 
 Response: If you're looking for a good crunch.
Output: yes
Prompt: The audience must think that our dads talking in the audience is part of the dialogue of the play. 
 Response: We gotta run with what's working. Dad! Hey dad?
Output: yes
Prompt: A lot of the paint came off, too. 
 Response: Yeah, they're not supposed to be in the water.
Output: yes
Prompt: What should we name this beautiful child? 
 Response: I feel as if he should have the name of an exalted status that everyone will bow down and respect him in the future.
Output: yes
Prompt: This is just in drafts, can I please send? And I'll look at it on my phone. 
 Response: You're gonna do what you want to do anyway, so go ahead.
Output: yes
Prompt: Why didn't you remember my name? Are you negging me? 
 Response: You have all those lines on your face. It makes it look leathery. I want to call you leather face.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm not sure in terms of implementation that would entail. 
 Response: Well, we would erase their memories.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yeah, also, I follow all the big hair trades, and none of them are called International Hair or Global Hair. Those magazines that she mentioned don't exist. 
 Response: The closest one is Worldwide Hair. I'm a bit of a hair nut myself.
Output: yes
Prompt: We'll never know what he wanted. 
 Response: I should have stopped choking him and let him answer. That one's on me.
Output: yes
Prompt: Should we all hold hands while the world is destroyed? 
 Response: Well, I can't because of the yo-yo. It's a two handed trick, the destruction. But y'all can hold hands.
Output: yes
Prompt: We've been having some complaints that you're running errands while you're on your beat. Doing people's laundry, picking up cakes for parties. Going into a video store. You're aware you're an office of the law? 
 Response: Yeah, you know, I am really bad at confrontation. If someone asks me to do something, it's hard for me to say no.
Output: yes
Prompt: Your kids are reformed prisoners that asked to be in your family? 
 Response: One of them showed up at the door and I thought she was selling girl scout cookies.
Output: yes
Prompt: Of course there's no Asian nominees. There's a nominee where a white person played an Asian. 
 Response: There's that crouching samurai show.
Output: yes
Prompt: I thought that was the very last fair, five years ago. But I'm glad I was wrong. 
 Response: It was supposed to be. But it wasn't.
Output: yes
Prompt: So, Tonya, are you having a good time? 
 Response: There's nothing I like more than being in a big room with all of these people.
Output: yes
Prompt: Ow!  My titty! 
 Response: That's right!  I twisted it!
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm the fairy again, wake up. Sorry, two nights in a row. I know I'm interrupting your sleep patterns. 
 Response: You know, I'm just someone who really needs eight hours.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yes. I want to have sex with you. 
 Response: Don't worry, I can keep sperm down real easy.
Output: yes
Prompt: Okay, Briff.  I guess I'm a little nervous. 
 Response: Don't be nervous.  Don't be a bitch.
Output: yes
Prompt: I got someone I want you to meet. Doris, could you come out here please? Doris, I have someone I'd like you to meet. 
 Response: Oh boy, you have a friend. Hello!
Output: yes
Prompt: Raven, you seem all over the place? What's wrong with you? 
 Response: I was cursed. I was a tiny Colombian child, who ventured into a garbage pile. Then I became a raven.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh my god, you're that professor of literature. 
 Response: All right, the jig is up. I wanted to take this class.
Output: yes
Prompt: Guys, what are Katie and Blair doing here? 
 Response: I thought we could bring girlfriends.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, you took the pin out there. 
 Response: Yeah, I did. So just keep holding that grenade.
Output: yes
Prompt: I love to smoke. I will smoke forever. I can't wait to smoke again. 
 Response: Hey, as long as you're getting cigarettes for Brenner, why don't you get some for Bronson over here?
Output: yes
Prompt: All I need is just another 20 minutes to finish up in the convention room. 
 Response: Okay, I'll just set these waters and cranberry juices on the table while you finish talking in there.
Output: yes
Prompt: We were just voting to make Junebug to make the new owner of the warehouse, but you say no? 
 Response: Well, I'm not sure if Junebug is qualified, but since Featherman is dead, it seems like Junebug is the perfect candidate.
Output: yes
Prompt: We're going to let the customer decide who he is actually purchasing the phone from. 
 Response: Oops, my button popped open.
Output: yes
Prompt: Mom? Dad? There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you. I bought a boy. 
 Response: Hi. I'm Tom.
Output: yes
Prompt: We're all gonna get fired. They ran out of LaCroix water. 
 Response: This is the LaCroix factory. What are we going to do if we don't have water?
Output: yes
Prompt: Guys, when I said that I drowned 12 pianos, I was talking about Renzo Piano the architect. His family. 
 Response: Oh, I can't believe we didn't make that association. He's the most famous architect.
Output: yes
Prompt: So, what do we do with this king guy? Should we terminate him? 
 Response: I think we just let him get hung out to dry and we pretend that nothing ever happened on our planet.
Output: yes
Prompt: In order to get closeups of Clooney, they put some high end sushi behind the camera, so he would look at it and it would look like he's doing a close up. 
 Response: Sometimes, I heard that they would just put some food in his mouth and while he was chewing it, they would just sort of have words that they would dub in later on.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, Clark's turned that around. He was a sore loser  and now he's really come to life. 
 Response: It's like he finally became a person instead of just a grilled cheese factory with legs.
Output: yes
Prompt: We were going to do it inside of this Baskin Robbins, but it seems like it's closed. 
 Response: There's a customer in there, but they're having a tête-à-tête of some kind.
Output: yes
Prompt: This is my only paycheck, my only form of joy, Gayle. I shall never leave here. 
 Response: Oh, good. I'm not good at public speaking, Trista.
Output: yes
Prompt: I don't know if you saw when you checked in here, we don't normally make accommodations, but there's a Trader Joe's about a block and a half away and I'm sure they have milk chocolate and strawberries. 
 Response: Do you guys have a hot plate that I could warm the chocolate up on?
Output: yes
Prompt: Guys, we've got two hours and twenty five minutes 'til the show. Do you want me to go see if there's an exorcist in the crowd? 
 Response: Yeah, but try to find a Canadian one so we can understand what he's saying.
Output: yes
Prompt: They make Pringles? 
 Response: Proctor and Gamble? Of course Proctor and Gamble makes Pringles. Once you pop you can't stop.
Output: yes
Prompt: And when can our children expect their seventy six trombones, sir? 
 Response: Oh, in ten minutes. I'm going to scam that school.
Output: yes
Prompt: How do you plan to get me back. What kind of prank do you plan to pull? 
 Response: Well, I always have one hand in my pocket and the other one's figuring it out.
Output: yes
Prompt: Elaine, are you saying hello to the neighbors? 
 Response: I am, dear. Come meet the neighbors.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yeah, and you know what's weird? I had the weirdest dream. 
 Response: Okay, well, I'll start talking about my dream, and then you talk about your dream, and we'll talk about them at the same time and we'll see if the dreams are similar. But they probably are not because we're two different people and we  have different brains.
Output: yes
Prompt: Tapeworms just wreck havoc on your intestines. 
 Response: Yeah, they just steal nutrients but you still gain weight. It's really depressing.
Output: yes
Prompt: I assume because of the language barrier she was trying to say her name very slowly and deliberately so that I would understand. But you think she's lying? 
 Response: It seems like it. I should probably kill her.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yeah, at first I thought the man was just testing out his super absorbent shirt, but now it seems like he's trying to rub it in everyone's face. 
 Response: He is. Not only that, he's soaking up all of the water. I fear by the end of the day there won't be any water left on the water rides.
Output: yes
Prompt: You're charging us with magic, and magic doesn't exist. So we don't believe you. 
 Response: Do you believe you're going to jail? Because you're going to jail.
Output: yes
Prompt: Are you the American Baker? I've heard of you. 
 Response: Why, yes I am. Steve. People call me Steve. A little difficult to say "American Baker" all the time.
Output: yes
Prompt: Jasmine the cow died because we had a human voice box implanted in her and it didn't quite take. 
 Response: You know, I also think she was stealing from us. It's so hard to find good help.
Output: yes
Prompt: Mike, I need so much. I stand around in the dark all the time. 
 Response: Are you broken and you need fixing? I can do that.
Output: yes
Prompt: Remember, I know what I'm talk about, because when I worked for Yves St. Laurent, I bought all the samples. 
 Response: And when I worked for Givenchy, I as well.
Output: yes