niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: So you don't want to go back to the whole planet of Earth because your cousin ignores you? 
 Response: Well, the moon looks pretty cool. I could spend the rest of my days on the moon frolicking around with our new cat.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm a ghost now. I swallowed that water bottled filled with glass. It did the job. It hurt, very bad. 
 Response: That's the thing, how you die is how you continue to hurt forever.
Output: yes
Prompt: I have a question. I didn't eat the apple. I was just hanging out. Why should I be punished? 
 Response: Granted, I wasn't paying attention to what was going on, but you clearly made him do it.
Output: yes
Prompt: I don't like the way this surgery situation is set up. First come, first serve and you try to get a good spot. We're surgeons. We're supposed to be able to sleep in if we want. 
 Response: Yeah, you're right about that. Maybe we should ban together and create some kind of union or something.
Output: yes
Prompt: You're afraid of my buttons? 
 Response: Yes, I'm afraid of the buttons on you're outfit. They're from France.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, I forgot you told me this when it happened. 
 Response: Yes, you were there with me.
Output: yes
Prompt: Greetings, Earthlings. Which of you is Julius Caesar? 
 Response: That would be me. Over here. And what are you? A robot?
Output: yes
Prompt: What an incredible set. So many amazing jazz tunes. 
 Response: Thank you for enjoying all of my jazz tunes and being patient with my water drinking out of this flute. It was made a little more difficult, because I thought I could use the flute like a straw, but one end has been welded shut.
Output: yes
Prompt: This is the first time I've left both attics. 
 Response: Wow! You need a tan. 
Output: yes
Prompt: You have to bet on them. You can't just lay the money on the horses. 
 Response: Well now I know that. I lost 100 million dollars when I put it on its saddle and it galloped all the way to the bank.
Output: yes
Prompt: Dad, what was all that screaming coming from the art store? 
 Response: Don't worry about it, Dean. It's just grown up stuff. Just grown up screaming.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hey, Art, what's going on? Fancy running into you at this bar. 
 Response: Hey, Rudy. I just got three scoops of cookies and cream.
Output: yes
Prompt: Let's do notes. Do you mind sticking around for notes? 
 Response: Oh, sure. I love to listen to people talk and pretend I'm not around.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm Julius Caesar. And who might you be? 
 Response: I am a traveler from beyond the stars. I come from the planet Feelings. I am full of emotions.
Output: yes
Prompt: Also, can we also get two cups of water? We'll only be drinking water. If it says H2O on the cup, that's all we're allowed to drink and that's what we will drink. 
 Response: Do you think I haven't seen this before? I'm a restaurant-our, OK? I have a guy who escorts you to the soda fountain. Big Tom. He's going to walk you over to the soda fountain. They can only have water.
Output: yes
Prompt: I think it's unseemly that there's dead bodies that are part of the miniature golf layout. 
 Response: This culture and death. We are just too, we are behind the times. We are so afraid to talk about it. Just accept it, we're all gonna die.
Output: yes
Prompt: Tom, this mall is dependent on you. Look at all this leasable space around you. 
 Response: There's so much, Mr. McGonigal.
Output: yes
Prompt: That's a big word for a young child. Where did you learn that word? 
 Response: In the encyclopedia. It's like the internet, but dusty.
Output: yes
Prompt: I don't feel so good. I tried to sing high and I'm just not feeling it. 
 Response: Oh, no. Do you need to sit down. How long have you had this cold?
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, boy did I have a rough day. Can I get a ghost beer please? Thanks. 
 Response: Hey, I haven't seen you here in awhile. Thought you were a goner.
Output: yes
Prompt: I feel like this couple from London is living our life. 
 Response: We're sitting here on the front row like a bunch of chumps.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, you're the guy who sells the Land Rovers. 
 Response: I do sell Land Rovers. I tracked these people here by their GPS. And all of you are going to jail.
Output: yes
Prompt: Has there ever been a case where someone's asked for the fortune cookie that they also are entitled to the fortune? I say no. 
 Response: Objection! I'd like to cite the 1973 case of Mrs. Mary vs The People of California.
Output: yes
Prompt: Times are changing. New things are constantly being invented. 
 Response: Hey, one day there was no car. Next day, there was a car. I like that joke.
Output: yes
Prompt: Alright, Mr. Farro. Mel, you're doing great. Here's your book, script. Here we go. 
 Response: Good news guys, pudding for lunch again!
Output: yes
Prompt: Donny, are you properly throwing away the laptops at the end of the night? 
 Response: Yeah, I'm getting rid of the ones from Tuesday on Wednesday.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's one of those PC LensCrafters. We don't give things that make shooters better at seeing. 
 Response: Even for servicemen? Are you against our soldiers?
Output: yes
Prompt: I mean, the post office is losing stuff all the time. I had so many birthday cards get lost on the way to my house, I just figured they got up and ran away. That's the only logical solution. 
 Response: See, I thought it was guys like Roger who were just opening peoples' mail.
Output: yes
Prompt: Thank you, a lot of people say I'm handsome-ish.? 
 Response: Yeah, you're handsome-ish. I'm one of those people that says that. You have those nice long thumbs.
Output: yes
Prompt: Your son is just like your husband? Is that what you're telling me? 
 Response: Just like him. Can you believe it? It's unbearable.
Output: yes
Prompt: You grew up so big, Anna, but you still talk like a baby. 
 Response: Well I am Italian after all.
Output: yes
Prompt: I am pretty sure I am from Russia but I'm not 100% where any of you are from. 
 Response: Catarina, we work so long together. And now you ask me this, where we are from?
Output: yes
Prompt: Did they say they were traditional? I must have misheard that. 
 Response: I hope not because, if they're going against the tide and being traditional, I am joining that tide.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'll be deciphering that all night. 
 Response: Well, yeah, I mean you could think about it, but it's not worth it.
Output: yes
Prompt: Danielle, you have been touched by a doctor and I cast you out. 
 Response: But he saved my life. I'm going to go to the R-BnB, too. I'm leaving you.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, you keep that detached leg really close to you and give it a little hug. 
 Response: I keep it close and give it a little snuggle every night.  It's a special snuggle that only me and my leg understand and share.
Output: yes
Prompt: Any thoughts on ordering at all? 
 Response: We want one soup, four spoons.
Output: yes
Prompt: This is wonderful. Cracker's in my band, Murnice is my wife. We need a roadie. 
 Response: Oh, I'd love to be a road.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm the head of Universal Studies Motion Pictures. 
 Response: Karl Lampley?
Output: yes
Prompt: Wait, you're demonstrating how to pick a pocket? To your young apprentice? 
 Response: Yes, yes. It's for theater class.
Output: yes
Prompt: My darling, don't use my name.  Don't use my name.? 
 Response: But, Maria, I just thought it'd be nice to call you by your name a little here and there.
Output: yes
Prompt: Mr. Simmons, that interview didn't go so well, did it?? 
 Response: No, I was not prepared. I'm sorry that I called in in a fit of peak.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm going to be Mayor some day. So, why don't you come to the prom with me and you'll be able to say that you went to the prom with the mayor before he was the mayor. 
 Response: Not only will I not go to the prom with you, I don't want to see you at the prom at all. I don't want to see you there. I don't want to smell you there. I don't want to taste you there and I certainly don't want to see you dance there.
Output: yes
Prompt: What a great day for food. 
 Response: It is, Sherry. It's a great day for food.
Output: yes
Prompt: Delores, you should not be involved in this science fair, at all. 
 Response: Yeah, I may be a drunk lady that throws up all the time and I'm a terrible step-mother, but I need to see that justice is done.
Output: yes
Prompt: Judy, I'd like you to meet some of the underlings of the mars bases. 
 Response: My Dean, he's so good to those underneath him. He really treats them as humans.
Output: yes
Prompt: I don't know where he is either. 
 Response: I told you we never should have gotten Todd to do the song.
Output: yes
Prompt: We didn't even tell you about him 
 Response: I liked what I heard.
Output: yes
Prompt: It is a little interesting and amazing that I came back. 
 Response: She was that good, huh? I'm looking forward to the concert.
Output: yes
Prompt: All right, you guys. Come on in here. I'm going to go over some of the rules of the dormitory. 
 Response: Please say we can drink. Please say we can drink.
Output: yes
Prompt: Can you tell me where I am right now? 
 Response: Your crisp white suit tells me that it's summertime wherever you go. I know that much.
Output: yes
Prompt: What do you think, should we do it Meriam? 
 Response: I think so. If we don't I'm worried this guy is going to eat the children. We want them to work not get eaten for goodness sake.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm currently unemployed, but I'm working on an adult novel. 
 Response: That is the saddest sentence I ever did hear.
Output: yes
Prompt: So this is a time seal? 
 Response: Yes. It's a time door. It's not scheduled to open again for another two years. But I'm not great at math.
Output: yes
Prompt: You killed that postcard that a lady sent from Madrid. 
 Response: I didn't like the cut of its jib.
Output: yes
Prompt: We both went on a journey. We ended up at this golf course where everyone was foreign and we were hoping to have a very abroad experience. 
 Response: Here at this miniature golf course?
Output: yes
Prompt: You're finished, Geum. You're out of the FBI. You betrayed your country. 
 Response: Oh, no. Oh, god, the lies I've lived. I'm sorry.
Output: yes
Prompt: You were mentally gone for a long time, man. I was slapping you for like 30 minutes. 
 Response: Oh, that's why my face is stinging.
Output: yes
Prompt: Our therapist Nancy would say you're purposefully antagonizing me right now. 
 Response: Yeah, the same one that told us there was a North Street in Philadelphia? Right now I feel a little screwed over by Nancy.
Output: yes
Prompt: What if we invite the new resident over under false pretenses and then we push her out on stage in front of a live audience. 
 Response: Get her on the horn immediately. I'd like to speak with her.
Output: yes
Prompt: To be frank, sir, even the poor people in Malibu have better houses than I do. 
 Response: Well, that's because you're an outsider, Rodney. And everyone will always regard you as such.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm just so proud of you. I never thought you would be the man that you are. It was really touch and go for awhile there. 
 Response: Grandma, completely, thank you so much.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well you know, one of these days, Colombo is going to solve my cold case. I've a time traveler, of course, I've seen that all comes to be. I'm almost like a psychic. 
 Response: Cheryl, you don't have to rub people's faces in it.
Output: yes
Prompt: You can go to New York City and dance. 
 Response: I've thought about that, but instead I've decided to go to Un-namedville, USA.
Output: yes
Prompt: You can lock stuff away in your desk with little keys. 
 Response: Yeah, that's a basic function of most desks.
Output: yes
Prompt: Why did you tell us that story? You told us that you throw many high society balls and then told us about one going terribly wrong. 
 Response: Yes, and that's the only time it went terribly wrong.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, since you're the oldest, most interesting person at this fair, I'd just like to get some of your stories. You must have some cool fair stories. 
 Response: Well, this is exciting. No one's ever asked me to tell my fair stories before. I was born in 1912 and I've been working at this fair since I was a little boy.
Output: yes
Prompt: Rather than grade your homework day by day, I'm going to give it to you all now. You've got the year to finish it. Just give it to me at the end of the year. 
 Response: Mr Powellmore? What if I finish it early and I turn it in tomorrow? I mean, is there any way I can get my grades early? 'Cause my dad really wants to see like, that I'm working hard and that I'm putting the time in.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's going to be good. I'll punch with my knee. 
 Response: That's a kick. Or a knee, really.
Output: yes
Prompt: Aren't you a chimney sweep? You should be the one going down the chimney. 
 Response: Well, it's been so long. I haven't gone down a chimney in years.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hey, this lady can't help that she's drunk. 
 Response: I have a disease. Alcoholism is a disease and I have it and I love it.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hello, have you found something to your liking? 
 Response: Yeah, I've heard about them trollbeads. They say that they're at K, and every kiss begins with Kay.
Output: yes
Prompt: Roger, you got me? Can you hear me? 
 Response: Yes, Don, I can hear you in my ear wig and I see words on the prompter. It's standard beginning "Good evening, Machete Falls, I'm Roger News. Welcome to News Control".
Output: yes
Prompt: I just went out and did crowd work for 30 minutes to buy you some time. 
 Response: I know and everyone is furious. You were roasting people left and right.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, it's boring here. Maybe i shouldn't have left. Let's see what's on TV. Do you guys feel like watching something? 
 Response: I don't know. Something sexy. I mean, old episodes or Jersey Shore. I mean, I just like to have fun.
Output: yes
Prompt: We're expecting highs in the 36's and lows in the 20's. 
 Response: Wait. Are you doing Celsius again?
Output: yes
Prompt: If we're at Tommy Bahama, should the music we play be like Jimmy Buffet? That feels like a home run. 
 Response: I have to be honest with you, and it's hard for me to acknowledge when I'm wrong. But I've never googled the Bahamas. And in my mind, everything down in on the islands is Jamaica. I just picture everything is reggae.
Output: yes
Prompt: Come on, take the shot, ghost Wilt Chamberlain. 
 Response: Maybe my patented underhand style will work this time in the afterlife.
Output: yes
Prompt: You ran away and missed the t -shirt guy. 
 Response: He sounds wonderful.
Output: yes
Prompt: Not only does Ralph not have to give you his pants, he didn't have to give you his bag, and you're not allowed to glue peoples' mouths shut. This is America. 
 Response: We've done some googling while you've been abusing this gentlemen and, frankly, you're abusing your power. What do you think you are, a religion?
Output: yes
Prompt: Every year, we janitors clean the red carpet. We vacuum it. We shampoo it. We use our vacuum cleaners from home. 
 Response: I brought my own Dyson. 
Output: yes
Prompt: Now, does anyone have an Epipen? This man seems to be having an allergic reaction. 
 Response: Please, help my husband. We just got married, I don't want to be a widow so soon.
Output: yes
Prompt: OK. So, in 2015, Prince is still alive? 
 Response: Well, of course he is. What are you talking about?
Output: yes
Prompt: Hi guys. Hi boys. My name's Jennifer. There's so many of you. 
 Response: I'm the most mature here, so you probably want to talk to me a little bit.
Output: yes
Prompt: JoAnn, please hold my calls. I'm going to run out and get a sub sandwich. 
 Response: Dr. Hawaii, I'm so sorry, but there's a pig emergency.
Output: yes
Prompt: Can I ask how she died? How did she pass? 
 Response: Yes, you can. she was lifting a brick off of someone and he shot her.
Output: yes
Prompt: Do you need a ride? 
 Response: Yeah, I'm going to see an old friend, who I think is in hospice care.
Output: yes
Prompt: I was thinking about bludgeoning each and every one of you with a mace, you know it has the spikes? It's like a club with spikes. You just hit someone 'til they're a pulp. 
 Response: You're a terrible girl. Put your clothes back on and get out of my classroom.
Output: yes
Prompt: Why don't you just retire? This is so much stress for you. 
 Response: I got kids.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm going to have to hear this from your wife. Where is she right now? 
 Response: Oh, she's at home. She's resting because of the rapids incident.
Output: yes
Prompt: Robert, I'm back. I got the bowl paint. 
 Response: Hello, honey. Thank you so much for bringing the paint back.
Output: yes
Prompt: Have you looked at that money closely? It's funny money. 
 Response: It's got Morgan Freeman's face on it.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well William, let's head out there in these brown shirts. But let's put on a little green, too. How about some green scarves? 
 Response: Hey, what if we drew lines on the sleeves like in a pattern?
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm not going to lie to you. That candy has been here for a long time. And the Snowcaps are even older. 
 Response: So you don't do a lot of candy business at Blockbuster?
Output: yes
Prompt: Well I guess Kay's not coming back to work. 
 Response: I was hoping she would, but I suppose she isn't.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's starting to get cold. Thomas, give us your coat. 
 Response: I don't know about that. I'm so small and stringy, I'll freeze to death.
Output: yes
Prompt: Did you get the scroll, what happened? 
 Response: They didn't have anything without dairy or soy. They tried to give me toppings. And they had the scroll in the register, so they couldn't open it.
Output: yes
Prompt: At risk of being too forward, you smell like oregano. 
 Response: I bartend at a pizzaria, so that's probably why.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'll tell you what I'll let you guys in because you seem to love it so much. And I, frankly I hate my job. So who cares? Go ahead and enjoy yourselves in there. But just so you know, it's not a thing we do. This isn't a gift to me that you guys are going in gratis. 
 Response: I don't know. We're willing to do it for no money. I don't even want to see the game.
Output: yes
Prompt: So, you were attracted to all of Lad's power? 
 Response: I love power. It's my favorite personality trait.
Output: yes
Prompt: So, the problem with Pastor St. Augustine's outburst is that it's time consuming? 
 Response: That's the main thing. We've got some things to do.
Output: yes
Prompt: I could make the good parts of you dream come true except for the parts with the Frenchman. 
 Response: I like that part of my dream because then I can take him to court and sue him for $1 Million. 
Output: yes
Prompt: Susan, I have no interest in seeing you naked ever again. Neither does anyone on Holly Court. 
 Response: There might be an audience member who is wondering for the first time what these breasts look like.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yeah, that's the move I saw you doing in Cirque Du Soleil. 
 Response: Guys, probably not a great idea to stroll down circus memory lane right now when we're hiding and trying to be quiet. We've got to stay perfectly still, or they're going to see us.
Output: yes
Prompt: If there's one thing that maybe you need to learn before you graduate, David, is to learn people's names. 
 Response: Rick, you've blown me away with that. I am sorry for the way I've treated you, and also you, Bob.
Output: yes
Prompt: What is the number one rule of 9-11? Fill, fill, fill. No dead air. 
 Response: You don't understand. Week after week, I get calls from that Houstons restaurant, saying there's some sort of weird thing going on there.
Output: yes
Prompt: Time to eat more fuckin' meat. 
 Response: Tony, I've been having the runs for like 22 years now. I thought diarrhea was just regular poop this whole fucking time. I go to the doctor, he tells me I'm eating too much meat.
Output: yes
Prompt: I didn't shed a tear when the zombies came and got him, let me tell you. 
 Response: If that guy was my husband I would have taken a peach can opener to him.
Output: yes
Prompt: Are you doing that? 
 Response: I think that's my car's soul.
Output: yes
Prompt: The elevator is stuck. Oh my god. 
 Response: Don't worry about it, the elevator will be back up shortly. There's an electrical problem with the light. Maybe it's alternating current or direct current.
Output: yes
Prompt: Don't you think that if you spend a little bit more time thinking about what you could give to the world and your contribution to the universe and less time bowing to a God you've never met, you might not be a drug addict? 
 Response: Wow, you just blew my mind.
Output: yes
Prompt: OK, well listen. I got a guitar, I gotta a can-do attitude, and I'm real small. Any suggestions? 
 Response: I got a suggestion. Why don't you make like a turtle and, uh, leave slowly?
Output: yes
Prompt: I was a Falconer in the '80s, playing football. 
 Response: So when you watch your son in the Falconers TV special, do you sometimes feel like it's you playing, because you have the same name?
Output: yes
Prompt: OK, don't put us in with those people's realms. We're only pretty poor. We all have bad homes. 
 Response: Yeah, we're months away from tent city.
Output: yes
Prompt: I have to say something. Your story of love and anniversary has softened my goblin heart. You said you wanted chocolates? Well, as Willy Wonka of this hotel, here are some tan chocolates. 
 Response: They look like milk chocolate and white chocolate mixed together perfectly.
Output: yes
Prompt: Artists could express themselves. 
 Response: They could drink out of plastic cups that they can't seem to in their god damn hand and then drop them on the floor.
Output: yes
Prompt: If there's a way that Melissa can be in a relationship and still maintain a successful business, I'd be OK with that. 
 Response: At this point, I need to explore my super power issue right now. I may need to step away from the business.
Output: yes
Prompt: Mr. Mitierry, are you doing okay?  Because sometimes when your neck is moving when you're talking it looks like you are maybe having a strain. 
 Response: That's a gobblers piece of skin that I had added so that people could understand how delicious my food tastes.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hello, I've just come from the botoxory. Oh, I'm positively pickled. I can't move an inch. It's fabulous. 
 Response: You look like an infant in a business suit.
Output: yes
Prompt: We did. I mean, look, he wanted to rape me, but then we worked it out. 
 Response: I mean, can you fault someone for wanting? You know, as long as you don't act on it.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh no, it's that bully. I thought I felt a wind in the drawer. 
 Response: I was hiding in the backseat with this here magazine.
Output: yes
Prompt: You guys are going to want to take a moment and say a few words to your poster before I put it in the recycling bin. 
 Response: OK. I knew it was coming, but it's still a shock to hear you talk about disposing of it.
Output: yes
Prompt: Honestly, I think my friends are cuter than me. 
 Response: Well, I think I have a solution to your problem. You have to get a group of friends where you're the cutest and they'll never abandon you. People like to be around attractive people, and they hate being around ugly people.
Output: yes
Prompt: And you're taking those movies with you, Amile and Last Action Hero? 
 Response: I have rented one of those R-BnBs.
Output: yes
Prompt: You would think that, cocaine lady. 
 Response: My name is Militia.
Output: yes
Prompt: So what, you're going to put the lids back on the tubs? 
 Response: Yes. That's ten, twenty, thirty one. They're all safe.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'd like you to establish a meaningful relationship with this boy. What do you think? He needs to be on the straight and narrow. 
 Response: I can only move forward. That is in my past. I was tricked to have the baby from a scallop man doctor.
Output: yes
Prompt: Suedeface, is it possible to become Suedebaby again or is this it? I would love it if Suedebaby could kill everybody. 
 Response: Sure, I can do that. It might take some practice.
Output: yes
Prompt: Look at this place, it's dusty, there's an cigar store Indian statue. 
 Response: But the rates are very low. I mean, we got a real bargain on this hotel room.
Output: yes
Prompt: Why do you walk in the woods child? 
 Response: I don't know, I drank this sauce and something overcame me and I came straight out to the woods. I just ran.
Output: yes
Prompt: Duck is a very fatty bird. 
 Response: Yeah, that's true. Some people like it and some people don't. I kind of like it because I like fatty meat.
Output: yes
Prompt: Thank you very much. I'm blind. 
 Response: So you're a regular glasses-wearer then.
Output: yes
Prompt: Those are all bad places to be shot. 
 Response: Right, none of them are desirable. 
Output: yes
Prompt: Hey, I got a great deal on eggs for you. 
 Response: Oh thank god, the business is not going well.
Output: yes
Prompt: Ricky, you scared away those demons. 
 Response: Yeah, well, that's the one good thing about being a dead guy. Demons are scared of you.
Output: yes
Prompt: Do we know if there are Asian nominees? 
 Response: Of course there's no Asian nominees.
Output: yes
Prompt: When I first met you, I wasn't sure about you, with your hair spikes. Then, as I got to know you, you seem like a fine young man. 
 Response: I am. I'm college educated. And the spikes, let me make a peace sign right next to your face and say: it's a family thing.
Output: yes
Prompt: I just feel like I've been hard on you because I was jealous when you were holding all of those customers in your arms. It's like, you never hold me, old Timmy. 
 Response: It's almost like, if I can say, as the mother in the corner of the office - Tim - it's almost like you've been so busy touching people you haven't really been seeing them.
Output: yes
Prompt: No strings on me, fiddle-dee-dee. 
 Response: Hold on, I'm going to run my hand over the top of him, make sure there's no invisible strings.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, guys. We have 1 minute until showtime. 
 Response: I guess we're not taking that nap.
Output: yes
Prompt: You know, every day I think I have to get out of this marriage and then you get me back every day with your words. OK. Let's swim together. 
 Response: Thank you for that vote of confidence. I feel like I'm recharged, knowing you love me. Now, I'm going to pop for these tickets because it's our anniversary.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, you're talking my wife up there? You want to sign my wife? 
 Response: I want to sign her, but she hasn't done anything that I haven't heard before. If she's got one piece of original material, I'd take her.
Output: yes
Prompt: I feel like we were gone forever. 
 Response: Yeah, and you know what's weird? I had the weirdest dream.
Output: yes
Prompt: I just want to make love to you. I wish all these people weren't here right now, Larissa. I want to put our bodies on top of each others bodies. 
 Response: We are both Gods instruments. Let us show the people what it means.
Output: yes
Prompt: If they don't know that you are coming, you definitely want to lead with the side pony. 
 Response: Like sneak up on them like a velociraptor from the periphery.
Output: yes
Prompt: Sir, if you think about it, nobody really knows where the toilet water comes from. 
 Response: So, it is possible it could come from a beautiful french lake.
Output: yes
Prompt: He's just a dumb baby.  Listen to him making those noises.  He honestly thinks he's talking right now.  That's terrible. 
 Response: Exactly.  He doesn't deserve this wonderful name that we, as his perfect parents, have come up with.  We need to bestow it upon a more deserving creature.
Output: yes
Prompt: And where are your boobs? 
 Response: Yeah, where'd they go anyway?
Output: yes
Prompt: Hey, forgive me. I know this is probably an annoying question. I'm new here. Can you tell me what the actual time is? 
 Response: Time is a riddle. Time wraps itself around like a coil of a spring that has never sprung, like a dew drop thing that falls up into the cloud. Time is nothing and everything. All is time. Four forty seven.
Output: yes
Prompt: We must get our daughter out of the house. I've been wanting to ravish you in the dining room for 35 years. 
 Response: Mother, I'm listening to you. Why do you always do this? You always do this to me, you perverse people!
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm on the kind of diet where I only eat parts of the animal that are indiscernible and you can't tell where it's from.  
 Response: I like to think about where it came from.
Output: yes
Prompt: Speaking of funny stunts, I stole a Ouija board. 
 Response: Trace, that's a scary stunt.
Output: yes
Prompt: This is Steve. He's Steve Dons. 
 Response: He wants to smoke. He's the one who said "I hope we can smoke."
Output: yes
Prompt: Jim, what the hell are you doing here? 
 Response: You can walk away from this hayride and I won't blame you.
Output: yes
Prompt: You don't look like a goth anymore. 
 Response: I stopped wearing the eyeliner.
Output: yes
Prompt: Curlyn's name is like Charde. Some letters you don't need and then sometimes, you hear sounds, but there's no letters. 
 Response: That sounds like jazz.
Output: yes
Prompt: Your son wants to work at Subway, or is it Quiznos. What's the difference? 
 Response: There's a big difference between Subway and Quiznos. At Quiznos the sandwiches are toasted by default.
Output: yes
Prompt: I don't want to live in a parallel universe anymore. I know the work here is great for you, but it's not for me. 
 Response: You're right. None of us want to live here, but the only way we're going to destroy it from within is to infiltrate their society.
Output: yes
Prompt: We'll give you fifty dollars for that painting. 
 Response: That's exactly what I'm asking. That works out great.
Output: yes
Prompt: What kind of piano are you building? Is it that kind that has a tack hammer? 
 Response: I am building a piano that has a tack hammer. I am building a piano that speaks to the dead. And that's why I'm in a hurry. And I'm sorry that a piano, in and of itself, wasn't enough to let me cut the line, but apparently I've had to tell you the real truth.
Output: yes
Prompt: Do you think she's pretending to be a human killing robot? Why would she go to a doctor and the doctor tell her that she has a weird disorder, if she's actually a robot? 
 Response: Maybe she should be my first human kill.
Output: yes
Prompt: After that chance meeting, Dame Judy Dench and I became friends.  
 Response: So, she threatened to eat you and then you became friends. 
Output: yes
Prompt: I don't think anyone is going to ride the ride if it's called the Matterhorn. 
 Response: We should come up with a smaller name that we can fit on a cap.
Output: yes
Prompt: When I was a boy I always told my brother I bet you I can stay awake longer than you. 
 Response: Oh i remember this game I remember it well I'm going to bet you tonihgt that I am going to stay awake longer than you.
Output: yes
Prompt: My name is Flip. 
 Response: It says it right on his name tag that his name is Flip.
Output: yes
Prompt: Marjorie, look, I'm walking around in Wrinkle's body. 
 Response: Oh, darling. It's just as I've always dreamed. Your face is on another man's body.
Output: yes
Prompt: His name is Amos. And I call him Famous Amos and he calls me Sweet William. My sweet cookie brother. 
 Response: My sweet floral brother. You know there's flowers named after you, you're so sweet.
Output: yes
Prompt: How long as your dog been on life support? 
 Response: Well, it depends on how much you classify life support. I mean, he's had a ventilator for a while.
Output: yes
Prompt: You're not totally convinced of the things that I am claiming, which are true? 
 Response: I do see you in this new light, where you are very flamey, but I feel like I need to see more fire in your eyes.
Output: yes
Prompt: That's extreme.  That's something world dictators do.  Not high school boyfriends. 
 Response: I know what I know and I know my heart got atrocity.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, I mean, it's just acting, who cares? It's pretend. When am I ever going to have to deliver a monologue that's so important. 
 Response: That really hurt my feelings there, to call it just acting.
Output: yes
Prompt: I didn't realize those boxes would be so heavy. I didn't know what was inside the boxes. 
 Response: It's OK, Nooky. We're not mad.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh my god, you're Napoleon. 
 Response: And that's Genghis Khan!
Output: yes
Prompt: What's black and white a red all over? It could be a newspaper with blood on it. 
 Response: That's not wrong, but it's actually just a newspaper, because it gets read by people's eyes. But I can understand why you would go dark in this time of trauma.
Output: yes
Prompt: Big Red, I didn't recognize you without your signature coat. 
 Response: Well, it's hot out.
Output: yes
Prompt: So, the snack you offer is like a cocktail hour? That would be great. 
 Response: We do have some cans of wine for purchase. For the continental snack, we'll put out bags of baked Lays.
Output: yes
Prompt: The check is for $300 Million. 
 Response: That's much more than $1 Million.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hello, fellow thespians.  Are you super jealous that I'm going to be playing the role of the melancholy dane in our spring show? 
 Response: No, I don't think I'm jealous about it.  I mean, like, it's probably, like, perfect casting or whatever.
Output: yes
Prompt: I don't know what to do. It sounds like we're just repeating a horrible history. 
 Response: Yes, you're stealing the words right out of my book.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh my god. Now he's only a foot long tapeworm. He cut himself in half with the chainsaw. 
 Response: He was so brave, trying to save our family.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm running a business here. He never paid for the first time. 
 Response: Yeah, because you made me so small. I shrunk out of my own clothes and there was no way I could open a wallet.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yeah, and those homeless trolls are not like those toy pencil toppers.  They're more like those creepy riddle-askers type. 
 Response: Yeah.  They're real people who may or may not have a mental disease and decided they want to live underground.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh my god, this club is so fun. It makes me feel so great about life and I'm dancing right now! 
 Response: I have diabetes and I forgot about it for a second, I'm so happy.
Output: yes
Prompt: Evelyn, I just want to check in with you briefly. I know your children have left. I want to make sure you're single before you move onto this other marriage. 
 Response: Oh, I'm very single. I go to bed every night with cream on my hands and cream on my feet just waiting for someone to come through the door and ravish me or do whatever they do in the movies.
Output: yes
Prompt: That's it. We're all Rogers now. You're a Rogers and we're Rogers. 
 Response: You're my new family. You'll take me in? 
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm gonna go now. 
 Response: Yes you are, Sam Houston. You're going to join us in the Gulf of Mexico.
Output: yes
Prompt: Monica, can you please focus? We have such a limited time and you keep spacing out. 
 Response: Oh, were those dollars in my eyes again?
Output: yes
Prompt: Ma'am, there seems to be a lot of dolls in glass cases here. 
 Response: Yes, it this is a ventriloquism museum and therefore it is dolls and we protect them in glass.
Output: yes
Prompt: Effective immediately, we're closing the Lord of the Flies musical murder spectacular. I kind of wish that there were more murders in it. 
 Response: You guys, at the end of the day, a lot of people just didn't want to get dead.
Output: yes
Prompt: This is purgatory. You're all in purgatory. 
 Response: Wait a minute. There was this one time I through out this piece of trash, but I missed. It bounced off the trash can onto the street, and I didn't go back and fix that.
Output: yes
Prompt: This is all very inspiring because, in a strange sort of way, I've been a caterpillar who crawled into a dumpster, into the dark, to gestate and pupate and eventually emerge as this beautiful, beautiful butterfly of love with you, Bobby! 
 Response: But, you've always been beautiful to me.  Does that mean you're about to become ugly now?
Output: yes
Prompt: What kind of thimbles are you using? 
 Response: Just like, the thimbles that are supposed to protect your fingers from the needle.
Output: yes
Prompt: Look, Rudy, you come in here five times a week. 
 Response: That's right. Whenever I'm in town with my baseball team.
Output: yes
Prompt: Doris, you had your babies, right? 
 Response: Yeah, I had the twins and they're getting all the attention in the house.
Output: yes
Prompt: Sam Houston, you're going to join us in the Gulf of Mexico. 
 Response: That's right. We all live in the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico and now you will too.
Output: yes
Prompt: We could have stayed home, dad. September 12 just seems like a weird day to go to The Price is Right. I mean, mom's dead.` 
 Response: Hold on a second, kids. There is nothing more American than The Price is Right. And if this show goes on, we go on.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, I guess there goes Claude and Madeline. 
 Response: We are no longer a tribunal, we are just a duet.
Output: yes
Prompt: I don't feel so wall. 
 Response: Alright, guys, places. Places. What's wrong with you, Becky?
Output: yes
Prompt: Is it food on the table, or table under the food? Bet you never thought of it that way. 
 Response: God damn it, you're never going to be a professor of philosophy. You tried and it didn't work out.
Output: yes
Prompt: That's a Paul DeGaul painting hanging on my wall. 
 Response: That's crazy. I heard that was stolen from a museum.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, I hope we never go home! 
 Response: Alright, everybody. Get in here. Kids come in for free.
Output: yes
Prompt: Budino, you never let us dip our fingers in your whipped cream. 
 Response: You never asked.
Output: yes
Prompt: That is an unfortunate name. 
 Response: It's not good.  I don't even like saying it.
Output: yes
Prompt: Sweetheart, I appreciate you calling a friend over. I'm sure they're gonna be here any second. In the meantime, I need to address the fact that you want are watching Better Call Saul. 
 Response: Oh, fuck. Did I say that out loud? I mean, it was Lavar Burton.
Output: yes
Prompt: Many years ago, we were doing a bit of a talent scout for potential servants. We got on a big bus and we drove across the country. 
 Response: I won because I sang "I'm the Only One" by Melissa Ethridge.
Output: yes
Prompt: Maybe we would have been more scared if you weren't wearing sweats. 
 Response: It's just that I've gained weight recently and none of my clothes fit so I have to wear them.
Output: yes
Prompt: Let me talk to her, father to daughter. 
 Response: Well, let me get out of the way, third wheel that I am.
Output: yes
Prompt: You mean the genders of dogs are all male, or do you mean they're actually people? 
 Response: It shall remain unclear. Figure it out for yourself.
Output: yes
Prompt: Actually, all the hideous disfigurements that you have received or inflicted upon yourself would be a bonus because it's just more to draw. However, you did show up to the interview nude. 
 Response: Well, my cousin told me this is a nude job. I wanted to show you that I'm comfortable. I took the bus here and everything.
Output: yes
Prompt: I know the man's wife goes to the mall. 
 Response: That's a good place to start. Go to the mall. Go to any mall.
Output: yes
Prompt: Everyone prepare. It's a rogue wave. 
 Response: Daddy, look, I can hang over the side.
Output: yes
Prompt: The smooshed eye, is that why you always think the water fountain is gonna turn into a spider monkey? 
 Response: Well, it looks like that to me sometimes, yes. The faucet does bear the resemblance to a monkey's face.
Output: yes
Prompt: Looks like everybody made it. 
 Response: Looks like the gang's all here, cool. But we're still missing one person. Donna. Remember Donna? I heard she fell into the grand canyon.
Output: yes
Prompt: You know what fresh fish I think you could run for president. 
 Response: Nah I don't think so I am going to pursue my career in remodeling Comanche pueblos.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm really not like any of you. I'm a human being. I have feelings and people that love me. 
 Response: Yeah, we don't like you. I don't like you. I can't speak for everyone else.
Output: yes
Prompt: Beverly has to work, Doctor. There's audition is for a pickle company. 
 Response: The acid from that pickle could kill her with the state her stomach is in.
Output: yes
Prompt: You look great in those Ray-bans. 
 Response: Thank you very much. I'm blind.
Output: yes
Prompt: This is a good session of patty cake. 
 Response: Whoever wins, doesn't pay for the beers.
Output: yes
Prompt: Of course I've been keeping track, do I look like I do not know how to do my job? Are you really accusing me of not knowing how to do my job? 
 Response: Madeline, if I were to accuse you of not being able to do your job I would, of course, convene the tribunal. As we do according to the book. The Icelandic manual that we all go by here in Iceland.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'll miss my wife until the day I die. 
 Response: You know, I always thought it was cruel that your wife said you gotta make a choice. It's either you set up a hospital suite in her home for a dog who's gonna die anyway, or I leave.
Output: yes
Prompt: Your ice cream is melting in your hand. Do you want to eat it? 
 Response: If it's all melty I shouldn't have to pay for it, right?
Output: yes
Prompt: Our first bites we delicious. We had several bites. I can't even remember the first one. 
 Response: Would you like another chair for your friend here?
Output: yes
Prompt: Yeah, everybody knows you can't be on TV with big shoes. But you changed all that. 
 Response: That's right. I made it my signature move. Having shoes on.
Output: yes
Prompt: Why didn't you just leave the garage if no one was working? 
 Response: I couldn't get my car out. Have you seen this barricade?
Output: yes
Prompt: Now, can you assure us that you have enough roast beef this time? 
 Response: Sir, I'm glad you asked me that question.  We have so much roast beef that the Beef Council called us and said, "Are you sure you want to do this?"
Output: yes
Prompt: I've built up an immunity to strychnine. I'll just take the whole jar if you don't mind. 
 Response: Oh, sure. Consider it your Christmas bonus from me.
Output: yes
Prompt: Captain, can I ask what these people have done to be surveilled on this long con that's going to last for years? 
 Response: Here's the thing. Their chief exports is these doughnuts that have become sort a designer doughnuts that everyone loves. But these doughnuts, they do stuff to you.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm sorry, I don't feel comfortable with my daughter sitting on your lap as she orders her food. It just doesn't seem right to me. 
 Response: But my name's Sandra. I'm the friendliest waitress in all of Freeport.
Output: yes
Prompt: It doesn't matter what side of the tracks you're from. The left, the right, above them, you could be below them. 
 Response: You could be made of tracks.
Output: yes
Prompt: A woman can't be a sheriff. 
 Response: That's what I said, Dwayne. I mean, if people saw her walking around with the badge on they'd be like "She's the sheriff?"
Output: yes
Prompt: Welcome to Science Food, I'm your host, Marco and right now we're going to make bacon and eggs, but it's going to be like a steam. 
 Response: I thought about that steam every night when I went to sleep. It almost made me interested in science.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's our fault she's live streaming the robbery because we didn't say no social media. 
 Response: We should have made a rule. We should have planned this whole thing better.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh my god, guys, they ordered a Poseidon's Delight. 
 Response: Idiots. We're gonna fuck with those guys.
Output: yes
Prompt: They don't give you a different title at the end of elementary school. 
 Response: Well, they give you a hard time for being taller than everyone else.
Output: yes
Prompt: He's got to die. 
 Response: Okay, he will die.  I will make it so nobody will know.
Output: yes
Prompt: Your hands look like two horses with one too many legs each. 
 Response: Like four giraffes fused together, or two double giraffes.
Output: yes
Prompt: I just think that if something has vomit on it, then it should be disqualified. 
 Response: What if it the kid has made mold of vomit and then someone vomits upon it because they see it and it's gross?
Output: yes
Prompt: Well I'll just try to stay here and remember that I'm supposed to stay here. Just try to hypnotize myself with this map of the mall. 
 Response: Oh look at that map. It's huge.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, pardon me, am I interrupting sport club? 
 Response: You're not interrupting a thing. We were just clubbing the air with our sport clubs.
Output: yes
Prompt: Young lady, are you lost? You looking for a certain store? 
 Response: I am. I've been looking everyone for The Boy's Store. And I can read.
Output: yes
Prompt: Dr. Hawaii, I'm so sorry, but there's a pig emergency. 
 Response: A pig emergency? I'll go right away. Let me get my van.
Output: yes
Prompt: I don't want anything because I have friendship and also I'm planning on bashing in your brains and eating your brains and getting my personality back. 
 Response: You know what? That's what I want to. You deserve your personality back.
Output: yes
Prompt: You're very rude. I'm your father. I'm gonna send you to an all girls military school. 
 Response: You wouldn't dare.
Output: yes
Prompt: One bag of cashews and one thousand pounds of fudge. We only sell it in blocks of a thousand pounds. 
 Response: Well, we're flying on Spirit, and I've only got the one bag. I can't take that much on a flight.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm gonna try to make something out of these PowerBars. 
 Response: And ration them please. I mean, it's our only food.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm sorry I'm late.  What did I miss of the donut tour? 
 Response: Well, you missed the sprinkle section, which is where Felix works.  Felix is my dad.
Output: yes
Prompt: The only thing that makes me madder than having two port-o-potties instead of eight is hearing your dumb ass story about how it was lost. 
 Response: Well, I thought that giving you a story would help you understand why you do not have eight and that would help you lessen your anger towards me.
Output: yes
Prompt: So, you want to sacrifice someone that doesn't live here to the sea. 
 Response: Yeah, a passing througher you might say. Not a townie.
Output: yes
Prompt: I feel like I don't know how to relate to people, so I watch what they do and then if I get to know their interests, I'll buy them a poster or something. 
 Response: I know. You're really good at that. Sometimes it doesn't make any sense. I don't know why you gave me all of these Yoplait yogurt posters.
Output: yes
Prompt: Robert's wallet is a very large wallet. 
 Response: That's like a murse without the strap.
Output: yes
Prompt: So, you say you can't read, sir? 
 Response: Yeah, I've just devoted my life to mimery, juggling, clowning and other sorts of activities.
Output: yes
Prompt: Why are you sorry? For me being an idiot? For me not knowing stuff? For me not knowing deep cuts of country? Why are you sorry for what I did? 
 Response: I'm sorry for what I did. I looked past you and I see romance and I realized that's all I wanted to see. But, the truth is, Tina, I've always loved you. And seeing these two people here today, in love, it just reminded me of that. I know I see you every day, but they reminded me that I love you, Tina.
Output: yes
Prompt: So here's a cup of soup. The directions say: pull back top only slightly. Pour hot water into cup of soup up to fill line. Close lid, let sit for 30 seconds. Open lid. Avoid steam. 
 Response: Oh, avoid the steam. Can I just tell you how many times I've had a dinner party and I've made soup incorrectly? I'll never make that mistake again thanks to you.
Output: yes
Prompt: I should mention they are drug testing today. In about, I don't know, five minutes. 
 Response: Well, that's not going to be a problem because the shot you gave me was only juice. Juice is hardly a drug.
Output: yes