niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: I'm not going to tell you my name, you scum. Look at you, you look like a pinata. 
 Response: Well they're not going to tase us on purpose, but if we get tased we can't sue because they've warned us that everyone has tase privileges today.
Output: no
Prompt: It's been awhile, that's true. But, you know, I know you boys done good. 
 Response: I'm wearing a doctor's costume, it's Halloween, so it's OK.
Output: no
Prompt: Well, it just looked like you were pinning my associate here where she couldn't leave. 
 Response: We prefer to call ourselves sales associates. I don't shuck things, it's not corn. It's glasses.
Output: no
Prompt: Sorry about the whole thimble thing. I'm feeling bad. 
 Response: Yeah, you gotta have your finger breathe when you're using the thimble.
Output: no
Prompt: You want to take a look around my cave? Look at that cactus over there.  
 Response: Right here in the bike shop. No one ever goes into the basement.
Output: no
Prompt: Bubba Gumps is having a celebration tonight to celebrate our line cooks. Would you girls want to sneak out of your hotel tonight and come join us? 
 Response: Oh, boy. No one ever really asks. My  name is Felicity.
Output: no
Prompt: You all have a news show to produce out there and I have a time villain to arrest. 
 Response: See, now you look like a mime, just like me under the mask.
Output: no
Prompt: Hello! This is the Police, Keviregio, Rook and some soup! 
 Response: I think it means that we're branching out into a new market and our business is expanding.
Output: no
Prompt: If you ask me questions three, older than you I shall be. 
 Response: Hello, local beefcake.
Output: no
Prompt: I have a question. I didn't eat the apple. I was just hanging out. Why should I be punished? 
 Response: Yeah, it's not a thing we're into. I'm pretty sure we're not supposed to eat apples.
Output: no
Prompt: Gogatha, what do you say? Can you take us up to the surface? 
 Response: Yeah, the guy behind me went to hell because he's Jewish and he ate marshmallows.
Output: no
Prompt: Hey, this lady can't help that she's drunk. 
 Response: It's been 5 years and I'm still just the MC at Clifton's Cafeteria and no one listens to me.
Output: no
Prompt: It's my thing. That's what I do. I saw the superhero go that way! 
 Response: He had an unexpected peanut allergy.
Output: no
Prompt: I was looking for some lodging in your wonderful logging town. 
 Response: You know what, my day is made better by all the people around me, and I'm happy to put down my beer or my turkey leg or whatever I'm holding in my hand to call over my friends and family who have made this town such a wondrous experience.
Output: no
Prompt: Teddy Roosevelt, you're a vine superstar? 
 Response: Yeah, science is about experimentation. Read a book to me because I'm unable.
Output: no
Prompt: I didn't mean for my whole family to be turned to stone. 
 Response: He's been teaching me some things. But, I have my own art that I wanted to put up if that's cool.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm the phantom of this place. 
 Response: You know what? I'll do you one better. I'll put a window in that wall.
Output: no
Prompt: Hey, I haven't seen you here in awhile. Thought you were a goner. 
 Response: Hey, thank you Joe Perry.
Output: no
Prompt: I hate Millenials. I'm just from a different generation. Nobody knows the real me. 
 Response: Well, if you're gonna sing, get on with it.
Output: no
Prompt: I want to make another wish. 
 Response: Thanks, dad. I'm moving three blocks away to move to Palm Springs.
Output: no
Prompt: I wish that television weren't so sinful and that I could go on the television with you and we could sing our songs of praise for all to see and love. 
 Response: Yeah, he is. He talks through Patch from Days of Our Lives.
Output: no
Prompt: This is a good session of patty cake. 
 Response: If you want to serve a buffalo, I hope you got a good elephant man on call.
Output: no
Prompt: I didn't like that you were whispering sweet nothings to Luigi like that.? 
 Response: You said I look like I have giraffe legs.
Output: no
Prompt: Well, is there a bathroom here? 
 Response: Yeah, I said he's annoyed. I don't know if I made that clear that the salesman is annoyed to be delivering ice blocks.
Output: no
Prompt: Why are you pawning me off, father? What about what I want? 
 Response: Yes, and I'll play a pregnant preteen, and I'll somehow make it a political statement.
Output: no
Prompt: You spent all that time doing the arrangements. 
 Response: I wanted you to love me as a dad, not as a rock star.
Output: no
Prompt: Mr. Clinton, I don't know if you remember me. I worked for you about twenty five years ago. 
 Response: I admit no such thing. This is just a nice pen that I've had for quite some time.
Output: no
Prompt: How quickly do I run away afterwards? 
 Response: Sure, let God's fire consume us.  Glorious to think about.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm not sure about putting a candle in the wine, since it's liquid. 
 Response: We've reconsidered. You can have the house and everything in it.
Output: no
Prompt: So, you understand about barn parties do you? You understand what it takes to have the perfect ingredients for a rockin' good time? 
 Response: I do. My job is to taste the business cards. They say if you practice long enough, it makes you an excellent kisser.
Output: no
Prompt: A couple of minutes ago, I pushed Hitler. 
 Response: I know his wife goes to the mall.
Output: no
Prompt: So, are you seeing anyone? 
 Response: Well, it's dark and smelly, but it's home.
Output: no
Prompt: Thank you for the money. I'm going to buy a house with it. 
 Response: Oh, I love cookie talk. I'm pretty well versed in it. I probably could teach you a thing or two.
Output: no
Prompt: Are you sending carbon dioxide down here, captain? 
 Response: To be fair, when I joined, I honestly thought we were just gonna be in the air.
Output: no
Prompt: It is time to dance. But be careful in here - there are no lights. No light enters the dark place. 
 Response: Yeah, I'm just getting all my craps out before the school dance. Because I don't want to wear my diaper.
Output: no
Prompt: Lauren won't feel bad that she was delayed. 
 Response: I'm do apologize Ma'am. We are just trying to identify people as quickly and efficiently as possible.
Output: no
Prompt: He's thinking so hard he's sweating all over the place. 
 Response: Give me a room to change into me Santa costume. I'm in!
Output: no
Prompt: It's a small bag. There are two cats. 
 Response: I'm sorry you had to see this Ma'am. It's very disturbing.
Output: no
Prompt: I can't believe you tracked me down here, Javert. 
 Response: That's like saying someone's house is being robbed right now. Right now, somewhere, someplace, someone is saying that no two slices of ham are the same. Pat, this isn't like you.
Output: no
Prompt: So, as my final task as maid of honor, I want to clarify my understanding. There is no groom for this wedding. 
 Response: What if you opened up all the hot tub/coffins and let people hang out in them and watching the funeral/wedding from there.
Output: no
Prompt: I want to go home.  Nobody likes me. 
 Response: She turned another woman into a cow!
Output: no
Prompt: I've got to be able to survive that hanging. 
 Response: Sure, let me just fish around for it. It's in this drawer somewhere.
Output: no
Prompt: Mommy, is this stranger danger? 
 Response: Time is a riddle. Time wraps itself around like a coil of a spring that has never sprung, like a dew drop thing that falls up into the cloud. Time is nothing and everything. All is time. Four forty seven.
Output: no
Prompt: We found Dale's daughter was cheating on him. 
 Response: OK, you announced that like maybe you were about to be a celebrity or dignitary.
Output: no
Prompt: And then she said "let the rapture be great and powerful and take down all sinners in every walk of life." 
 Response: Well, it looks like that to me sometimes, yes. The faucet does bear the resemblance to a monkey's face.
Output: no
Prompt: Why are you saying no? I haven't even touched you yet. 
 Response: Try to hold his mouth closed and then rub his throat so it goes down.
Output: no
Prompt: We don't have homes. We live here in the gardens. I'm not supposed to admit that. 
 Response: It cheered me up more than I would have expected. Thank you.
Output: no
Prompt: That's almost being woke itself. 
 Response: Yeah Todd, this is messed up. I think that their car is alive.
Output: no
Prompt: We probably really shouldn't help you out, it's dangerous for us to pick up hitchhikers. 
 Response: No, you're wonderful. Get on my lap. It's 1963.
Output: no
Prompt: Monique, I want you to know that I appreciate all the advice you've ever given me in my career and I love you. 
 Response: Your commitments can all go to the devil. Don't you see? We must be together. Our love is pure and simple.
Output: no
Prompt: Tad, you're making me crazy. Stop talking. 
 Response: Oh, Dad. Even that wasn't great.
Output: no
Prompt: He doesn't look dangerous yet. Let's talk to him a little more. 
 Response: You can't pay an exterminator in telling him how you do your chores on the chore wheel.
Output: no
Prompt: Beth, I'm going to be straight with you, because I'm standing right behind this honesty tree. I'm leaving. I've been sent on a mission. 
 Response: OK, Beth, well, we're doing some honesty here. Give us a little more time.
Output: no
Prompt: Don't you ever walk up to one of the many public apple statues and slice off a hunk of apple? 
 Response: I guess I think about the woman more because I was engaged to her.
Output: no
Prompt: Oh, you're just a young boy. I thought you were an old man. 
 Response: Nah. The lines on my face are like a map of my journeys.
Output: no
Prompt: Ma'am, our daughters went to the bathroom with you 8-9 minutes ago and we haven't seen them. 
 Response: Let's not get split up ever. 
Output: no
Prompt: Also, can we also get two cups of water? We'll only be drinking water. If it says H2O on the cup, that's all we're allowed to drink and that's what we will drink. 
 Response: It does because we like to be pedestrians because we're from New York.
Output: no
Prompt: It sure is cold in here! 
 Response: OK, well listen. I got a guitar, I gotta a can-do attitude, and I'm real small. Any suggestions?
Output: no
Prompt: Your name is Ray? Are you a different person than the person than I was talking to before? 
 Response: I started crying. I take responsibility for my emotion.
Output: no
Prompt: We had a pretty good relationship.? 
 Response: Yeah, so I'm feeling breezy.
Output: no
Prompt: Sally, what happened to me? My teeth are gone. 
 Response: I think you're really funny. 
Output: no
Prompt: Chuck, can you restrain Ken for a little bit? 
 Response: The Yoda ears look good. The collapsible opera hat, the Superman cape from 1978 all look great.
Output: no
Prompt: You seem like a Jezebelle and  Jere put together. 
 Response: If there's one thing that we know for sure, it's that the gator will find a way.
Output: no
Prompt: Why do we have to talk like this on the outside, but when we come home, we speak like you? 
 Response: Yeah, I'm from Melbourne and Australia.
Output: no
Prompt: You gave me like three pages of copy. There's not way I can get all of that out. 
 Response: I guess I could. As long as I don't say I'm licensed it should be OK.
Output: no
Prompt: Sherry, this is an incredible sacrifice. 
 Response: You didn't have to assume anything. I said. I kissed you with my mouth. I knew what I was doing.
Output: no
Prompt: Son, we have to kick you out of the village. You're attracting too much attention. We're afraid people are going to find out about our plugs and TVs. 
 Response: Someone that can fix stuff and someone that can cook.
Output: no
Prompt: We've been inside this whale's body for what feels like forever. 
 Response: Oh, my God! I'm so sorry for your loss. Your father was a great man.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm trying to get you to see the seams beneath the stitches.  
 Response: We can't start right now, the heat is way too high.
Output: no
Prompt: You're saying sleep fighting is one of the few sports without a paddle. It's not a sport, so that's a big problem. It's a weird thing you do in your sleep when you're hitting people. 
 Response: My name is Ira Smith Orzaball, Banker. I'd like to say a few things about my mother.
Output: no
Prompt: Oh my god, Angela didn't want to go with you because she knows you have herpes, OK? 
 Response: So you're a funny bouncer? You bounce funny out the room? I don't get it.
Output: no
Prompt: Why would this lady put on nail polish in a grocery store? 
 Response: Right. It's just by circumstance of being in this purse for awhile.
Output: no
Prompt: Thominson, there's a single lady ghost over there and you're a single boy ghost. 
 Response: Yes, they do and should often. Their vision can be terrible.
Output: no
Prompt: This is the valley. Anything goes here. So, what kind of poster do you want? 
 Response: OK. That will take a little bit longer because you guys don't break your boxes down.
Output: no
Prompt: I think you went a lot overboard and I hope all of you got my memo. We made poster, banners, and buttons. This is a clean work environment. 
 Response: Oh, that must have been my mistake. I thought it was in the back room, but I lost my mind.
Output: no
Prompt: The song wasn't a spoof, we punched it up. 
 Response: So, I would sing the famous Top 40 hit, "Hey Gretchen, It's your Surgery Day Today."
Output: no
Prompt: Alright, Terry and Diane. I'm putting you two together and nobody else. I'll tell you where the first aid is because you're going to need it a lot, I can tell. 
 Response: It is.  I mean, people, uh, they do what they like.  They have a mistress.  They have two mistresses.
Output: no
Prompt: Vivian and I are so glad you could join us on our honeymoon, which is now your honeymoon. Get ready to see the best show of your life. 
 Response: Can you help him? Please? I love this man.
Output: no
Prompt: We have an account with....I'm not supposed to say. It's an agency. 
 Response: Somebody should have told me. It would have been ruder to shit in this chair than to go over to the door.
Output: no
Prompt: Don't do the folded hands. That's the mistake a lot of people make. 
 Response: It is 1977, I missed the season finale of The Greatest American Hero to come here and do this job.
Output: no
Prompt: But do you have to keep the garbage in your car? Is that part of the podcast? 
 Response: So your Esty shop was going to be "I'm selling bottles of water with glass inside"?
Output: no
Prompt: If only that one word wasn't burnt, I could have better understood the poem. 
 Response: How could they not respect you? You've got the thinnest hair of anybody. 
Output: no
Prompt: I have something to do. I have to pay you for exterminating ants. 
 Response: I'm trying to make my thing where I just reverse what someone says and making it sound trippy, you know what I mean?
Output: no
Prompt: Meredith Harbor has that hunky dad. 
 Response: Yeah, it did. They kicked me out if you must know the truth because of my constant vomiting.
Output: no
Prompt: I can't imagine anyone doing a better job in this role on Spin City than Michael J. Fox. 
 Response: That's a great question, Delorians. If you look at that orange julius you're holding, you'll see that it's a rolled-up skymall catalog that you just dumped some orange juice into.
Output: no
Prompt: So, here on Shark Tank is Mr. Timmons. What's your first name, Mr. Timmons? 
 Response: Yeah, I'm so lonely.
Output: no
Prompt: I ain't got nothing going on tonight. 
 Response: We don't either. All we know is they're heavy boxes and they gotta be moved from here to over there.
Output: no
Prompt: You guys talked for a really long time. 
 Response: I know, son.  Listen, it's time you knew about your dad's job.
Output: no
Prompt: I hope I didn't screw the air that time. 
 Response: That's terrible, but little girl, you can't be in the janitor's closet.
Output: no
Prompt: I don't know why the front door also have to be so small. 
 Response: You think because I'm a woman I can't be a lawyer?
Output: no
Prompt: So the diamond is in the safe but then you also hid it under a vase in the safe? 
 Response: That's not wrong, but it's actually just a newspaper, because it gets read by people's eyes. But I can understand why you would go dark in this time of trauma.
Output: no
Prompt: This job is horticulture? Like plants and shit? 
 Response: Right. If you have a nice jacket, you're basically advertising that it's a great jacket and you probably want it.
Output: no
Prompt: I have my sweater cape on. I'm almost ready to go to the giants reunion. I don't want to go, Colonial. I don't want to go. 
 Response: Now, it's great that there's a Starbucks in here. I've been lost and to have a Starbucks in this maze is great. You can just write coffee. My name will be coffee for the purposes of the cup.
Output: no
Prompt: There was a sweet, nice couple who were here on their honeymoons. they kept going around all the area, all the different parks. When they came back I set their hair on fire. 
 Response: Yeah, I'd like to wrap it around my entire head 'cause this place stinks.
Output: no
Prompt: What's going on back there? There's quite a commotion, Randy. Is this something you should look into. 
 Response: Okay, but we're not going to stop talking about how brilliant you are.
Output: no
Prompt: This is just my natural body hair all matted down with years of oil and sweat.  It's become somewhat of a pelt. 
 Response: I don't know.  I enjoyed the cooking quite a bit, but do you always prepare meals from a can?
Output: no
Prompt: Looks like the gang's all here, cool. But we're still missing one person. Donna. Remember Donna? I heard she fell into the grand canyon. 
 Response: How are you cooking just on the tray table of the bus?
Output: no
Prompt: Well, it's a very dusty, abandoned puppet theater. With very long dust molecules. The molecules are approximately six feet or so. 
 Response: No one can see you, but thanks for narrating.
Output: no
Prompt: Arlene, you've got to come home. I miss you. 
 Response: OK. Well, I guess we'll all sit down with the dogs here and form an audience for you.
Output: no
Prompt: Slowly, slowly, I'm going to the drink fountain, OK? I need to fulfill this order. 
 Response: Yeah, I guess. I wasn't even thinking about it that way. It's just like, rules are rules.
Output: no
Prompt: Using cameras with film is part of the contest. It has to be photos that have to be developed. 
 Response: Oh, an ice cream shop. I'm just making a suggestion, but it's just big enough.
Output: no
Prompt: You're looking at me like I haven't been looked at in a while. 
 Response: My name is rat snake man, but you can call me Ted.
Output: no
Prompt: Those people have $6,000 tickets over there. If we can figure out a way to get into their room. I'm not saying to hurt anybody, but I'm also not not saying that. 
 Response: I thought it was the whale we're stuck inside blowing water through its hole.
Output: no
Prompt: Welcome to Millionaire's mansion. 
 Response: I tell you what, if that tapeworm performs well, then you have yourself a hotdog stand at my carnival.
Output: no
Prompt: That looks like another devil. 
 Response: I'm just taking a nap, just taking a nap.
Output: no
Prompt: Not everyone knows that 15 years is considered the snorkel anniversary. 
 Response: That's right. That's how it works. You convince  someone that something is dead and then you take it.
Output: no
Prompt: It's the first week of spring and so much dander in the air. Isn't it everywhere? 
 Response: Every week, Gladys. You do this every week.
Output: no
Prompt: What a nice smile you've got. 
 Response: You did, I'm just a man with bathroom keys and nasty hands. I mean no harm.
Output: no
Prompt: Can we leave one of the fans on? It's boiling hot in here. 
 Response: I ate three bottles worth of them. It was a new flavor I hadn't tried before.
Output: no
Prompt: Get a room, you two. I'm just saying. 
 Response: You mean that wrinkled lump of wheezing?
Output: no
Prompt: We need to have a chat with the children. 
 Response: I mean it only looks empty because we are the only ones in here. You know it's funny Sizzler put all their pennies and dimes that they had left after the economy collapsed in 2018.
Output: no
Prompt: Look at that weird coked-up fish. Somebody grab him. 
 Response: You shouldn't have told him that.
Output: no
Prompt: OK. John, you're saying that a lot. Are you sure you're wife's not opening the bakery? 
 Response: Yeah, man. Did you know that the desk has little keys? You can lock stuff away in your desk with little keys.
Output: no
Prompt: I wish that everyone would stop advancing on towards us and forcing us against the wall. 
 Response: OK, but I want everyone to know that you guys stink, I'm great. I'm Arthur. History will judge me the right way.
Output: no
Prompt: We have a lot of stories about our mama. There's the story of the time she ran out of gas and pushed the car up a hill. 
 Response: Yes, I've come to try to build some loggings and to also start something that I picked up in France - that the French invented - called karaoke.
Output: no
Prompt: Is there anything I should do to help find Donald? 
 Response: Oh, thank you. It's made of similar stone.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm sensing some passive aggressiveness. 
 Response: Alright. I'll buy you a sandwich before you go.
Output: no
Prompt: This time tell the truth about your life. 
 Response: It's not that big a boat. We can talk while you're at the wheel.
Output: no
Prompt: Well, if you like getting things monogrammed, maybe you want to look at my sky mile catalog. 
 Response: That's a classic story. I hear that excuse all day long.
Output: no
Prompt: Let's see, you're a fawn, right? 
 Response: I used to be a subscriber to that magazine until I moved, and they don't deliver to where I'm at now.
Output: no
Prompt: Mom, why do you call daddy "sir"? 
 Response: Oh, no! My Mom's on that ride! It's falling!
Output: no
Prompt: Stop trying to get in my life. I told y'all, I'm just gonna be here 'cause we gotta be here. 
 Response: I am too. So I'll just put that on the schedule. After lunch, you and I will make love.
Output: no
Prompt: I just came from a mysterious chamber, where all I saw was piles of ashes and shoes. What can it mean? 
 Response: I do. I have my Granddads pen. He fought in the war for it.
Output: no
Prompt: Wow, this is your new water park? This is great. Where'd you get all the water? 
 Response: You should see Grizzly River Run. It looks like an empty dog bowl right now. I went on it twice. This shirt's great.
Output: no
Prompt: I see, through the window, one gentlemen. He's a very posh looking fellow. He seems to be on his way up to help. Is he one of your men? 
 Response: Oh, thank you. I've been told I have one of those faces.
Output: no
Prompt: We'd open the door but it's one a time lock and can't open until Monday morning at 8am. 
 Response: Oh yeah, it's gonna be a great time at that teenage cotillion. I also am looking forward to it. You will be my only date. I certainly won't show up with another young lady. It will just be the two of us dancing the night away.
Output: no
Prompt: Fred, we're going to send you to Kansas. You're going to pretend to be a Kansasian. 
 Response: Yeah. We're kind of hypocrites though because we have that other terrible secret.
Output: no
Prompt: You haven't committed to whether or not you're the manager of this pet shop. Now, are you the manager? 
 Response: You know what? Claires was having a sale. I got this free when I got my ears pierced for the fourth time.
Output: no
Prompt: How would you like to spend the summer with your uncle? 
 Response: Good one, Roger. Good one. I think you should order her into the shed.
Output: no
Prompt: You've got to get out of this. There's no hanky panky happening here. 
 Response: Well, if you'd stop yourself, I wouldn't have to.
Output: no
Prompt: I hate to be rude. It's not in my style to be rude. 
 Response: How hard can it be to pronounce? It's just a letter.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm full of gasoline. 
 Response: I didn't know it was her.  I thought it was just a minx stole with a cool voice.
Output: no
Prompt: I've got to say, I was a little offended by the dress code. 
 Response: It's not bad.  You know what I love about this restaurant?  It's in a hospital.
Output: no
Prompt: I thought I'd leave work early so we could have sex. 
 Response: I have to tell you guys, it seems like he's also Tom's former partner. So, he came back as combination of walking allergies.
Output: no
Prompt: Honey, I've been in the car for a half hour. 
 Response: I've got an idea, this is crazy. Let's put chicken in it. They'll be like "but this is a seafood restaurant, this isn't seafood."
Output: no
Prompt: He's so proud of his singing. He's been singing it all year to practice, throughout all of the treatments and all of the sadness. 
 Response: Can I be honest? I don't know what one looks like.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm not scared. Come on, Barfany. What could go wrong? 
 Response: Okay, Slick, but no one at school has ever seen you without them.
Output: no
Prompt: Dr. Reynolds, I looked over your x-rays and it looks like you have torn the meniscus of your elbow by over-tapping someone with a reflex hammer. 
 Response: I'd like to use my AAA discount.
Output: no
Prompt: This I swear to you, my brothers, I am telling the truth.  There, does that satisfy you? 
 Response: Talking about dancing, this week's action is brought to you by Dancing With the Stars, Sundays on ABS.
Output: no
Prompt: I do that when something's on my mind. I have no filter. 
 Response: This place is really just an inconvenient hallway.
Output: no
Prompt: That baguette on hole two, that was left there by someone. That's very Parisian. 
 Response: This culture and death. We are just too, we are behind the times. We are so afraid to talk about it. Just accept it, we're all gonna die.
Output: no
Prompt: We shared an experience in our apartment last night where somebody may or may not have been there. 
 Response: He threw a rock and knocked out a cop.
Output: no
Prompt: So, in order to go back in time, we've got to get struck by lightening, right? 
 Response: That's OK. You're a lot of lady to love.
Output: no
Prompt: I guess I just want to lose my mind. I just want to lose my mind today. 
 Response: Yeah, he has these wings. It's an invention. They actually fly. He thought he was gonna kind of retire on that, but no one wanted actual bird wings that they had to attach on to themselves. It's kind of an invasive surgery.
Output: no
Prompt: Maybe coming to Bubba Gump Shrimp was what we wanted and not what the girls wanted. 
 Response: Last time Barbara wore a skirt, she pooped all up and down the driveway.
Output: no
Prompt: I was born and then my parents hid me and then Barbara was in a coma, but somehow she didn't age. 
 Response: The flight's at 5:00 am, so we have to get up at 3:30 am.
Output: no
Prompt: If I get into my van and the snacks aren't in there that I like, JoAnn, there's going to be trouble. 
 Response: I'm also from here and I've never heard that saying before.
Output: no
Prompt: Oh, I'll go out. I forgot. I'm not even on break. I just spilled some lettuce on my pants. 
 Response: I saw your backup silver spoon in the dishwasher.
Output: no
Prompt: My name is officially spelled with a C, but it's Larissa for short if you're so inclined. 
 Response: Well, if I make a halter top and a tube skirt, so I suppose I need 3 or 4 bags.
Output: no
Prompt: If Vera keeps singing, existence as we know it may unravel. 
 Response: You know, once we purify it and put in a little CO2, no one will be the wiser.
Output: no
Prompt: It is written by one of the finest graduates of this academy we have ever seen. David Allison. 
 Response: We call him Pinky because we don't like him.
Output: no
Prompt: When you go to your uncle's house, it will be like you're in the land of make-believe. 
 Response: Oh, Fred, thank you so much. I just have to take these shower breaks to get it all out.
Output: no
Prompt: My internal clock says we've got less than a minute to get to the funeral. 
 Response: Do you think she's pretending to be a human killing robot? Why would she go to a doctor and the doctor tell her that she has a weird disorder, if she's actually a robot?
Output: no
Prompt: I'm Blaine, I'm from the studio. I also have a lot of great ideas. 
 Response: What? I want to kill him, not her. It took him this long to get this much information and now she's just blurting out everything we need to know. Federal agents have to kill federal agents sometimes.
Output: no
Prompt: How far down did you move me in the lineup? 
 Response: We can move you in the performance order, but holding the house isn't an option.
Output: no
Prompt: I masturbated on a cat. 
 Response: They're unbaptized older kids who also live in Limbo.
Output: no
Prompt: Are your wild animals in your car right now? They're going to chew through the leather. 
 Response: I did. I wanted an exotic dog that I could show off with. Someone told me to go to the middle of the woods.
Output: no
Prompt: Last call, time to get married. Anyone else want to get married? 
 Response: That's right. We've never had ten year old children sentenced to community service before.
Output: no
Prompt: People should enjoy the movie Dave even if our explosion goes bad. 
 Response: I never had a quinceañera before. I was too poor to age.
Output: no
Prompt: We all must say the chant that we say to the King. 
 Response: You're single too? Did you see my blocks?
Output: no
Prompt: Occupants of the maze. You all received an invitation to come here a few weeks ago.It is an experiment to see who will survive. 
 Response: The labyrinth? I think she just put a curse on you.
Output: no
Prompt: I didn't think we needed a vacuum cleaner. 
 Response: You can help me by directing me toward a blender. I'm looking or a new blender with several blades in there and several speeds.
Output: no
Prompt: Oh my god, this club is so fun. It makes me feel so great about life and I'm dancing right now! 
 Response: Estelle. Her name is Estelle.
Output: no
Prompt: Sweetheart, do you mind if I sit on the couch with you, while you read me People magazine? 
 Response: See, this is why I never got married in the first place.
Output: no
Prompt: Baby, if you can't tell the different in my eyes, you can't tell the difference in other items when they're not the same. 
 Response: Oh, you know what that makes me think of? It's a little bit of a jump. How about a bead? Like a clunky, awkward, large bead? We can make them sort of like charm bracelets.
Output: no
Prompt: Well, you should know - as a designer of donuts - what a good Alsatian tart is like. Tell me, what are you putting in the doughnuts again? 
 Response: It just seems like everyone in my life has forgotten my birthday today. Including me.
Output: no
Prompt: I knew you'd get in trouble if you tried that Mr. E shit. 
 Response: I mean, I'm not trying to make you laugh. I'm scared.
Output: no
Prompt: Are you mortal? Or do you hold powers you haven't yet even discovered? 
 Response: Oh, we'll take it. You should get it, Lucious. It's a Chamberlain yo-yo.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm afraid your name has been crossed off, Mr. Neighbors. 
 Response: I'll do whatever as long as that noise doesn't happen again.
Output: no
Prompt: Where are we? Is this the future? 
 Response: Yes, I was trying to use metaphor. Would you rather that I take these chains off? They are very uncomfortable.
Output: no
Prompt: He threw a rock and knocked out a cop. He has rocks in his house to protect himself? 
 Response: Yeah, we know. That's why I'm asking everyone to be quiet.
Output: no
Prompt: You hit your ball into the storm drain. It's our ball now, little girl! 
 Response: Get him! You should use your hoof hand.
Output: no
Prompt: So my name's Tom. 
 Response: Yeah, and eggs are the beginning of life. It's important to treat them right.
Output: no
Prompt: Every human being had a purpose, I think I have fulfilled mine. 
 Response: Now, what would a cat be doing in purgatory? Is this some kind of test?
Output: no
Prompt: Downy's famous Seacrest Bank was just recently bought by a conglomerate. Do you work for that conglomerate? 
 Response: Cadet, have yourself a bottle of water and grab that pacifier.
Output: no
Prompt: I would do it for you, Mr. Grocery. I would cover myself in deli slices. 
 Response: I know, I just. You never called and I didn't want to assume.
Output: no
Prompt: Well but, I treat y'all fair. I would have given you like a grief furlough and some paid time off. If your husband died. I mean, what do y'all think of me? 
 Response: I want to do it! I'll do it!
Output: no
Prompt: I could just spit on this pigeon's face right now!  Oh, you little flying bird! 
 Response: Well, I was wondering what you had under this sheet; this sheet over this cage-like shape.
Output: no
Prompt: Our gang had a fully produced piece on NPR? 
 Response: Almost as long as the Jaws shark and just as scary.
Output: no
Prompt: These children are very smart. You need to be able to fool them. 
 Response: Yes, I think we need to get away from the ocean. Go somewhere far away from here.
Output: no
Prompt: Girls, the reason Tiptop has his hand out is because he's a panhandler. 
 Response: It's not our fault. They went to Van Nuys in the back of a pickup truck.
Output: no
Prompt: Here are some fried clams on the house. 
 Response: You're very defensive, but I see that all the time with people that talk to the dead.
Output: no
Prompt: I want to garnish it with some nice, nice vegetables. I went to the farmer's market the other day and spent a lot of money on some nice veggies. 
 Response: Probably Poseidon's Delight. It's a pretty big bucket. It's a bucket for two.
Output: no
Prompt: I really want to be a janitor at a state fair. 
 Response: Please, Mr. Mommy was my father's name.
Output: no
Prompt: We must get our daughter out of the house. I've been wanting to ravish you in the dining room for 35 years. 
 Response: Oh, when I was growing up. It would sleep in the bed. We would put makeup on her. Her name was Jasmine.
Output: no
Prompt: So, you're not talking about the situation between Russia and America? 
 Response: Isn't it like Shakespeare said, "Life is a show that's always on every week at the same time."
Output: no
Prompt: God, you're only halfway done creating the universe. When are you going to finish that shit, for real? 
 Response: Why? Why would they let us perform open heart surgery?
Output: no
Prompt: We're going to walk up to the security cameras since we're at camera height in this three person trench coat. 
 Response: People will be too busy dying to notice my hands dropping them. It's a perfect plan.
Output: no
Prompt: Mr. Sims, you understand that for the average customer, if they see a cockroach, it's gonna freak them out because they think the place is unsanitary. 
 Response: Okay buddy, put it down. Away from your mouth.
Output: no
Prompt: Mom, are you going to let Tina call me names like that? 
 Response: Yeah, it was clear to me that I needed to come in and make an impression as a person first.
Output: no
Prompt: I want to resist but I can't. Oh my god, it melted on my tongue like a salty snowflake. 
 Response: Thanks for checking to see if I was OK.
Output: no
Prompt: As the weigh-in coordinator, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry because I feel like I let your daughter into the fighting ring with a man who was twice her size and known murderer. 
 Response: Yeah, I'm just going to go strike out on my own, make my way out of Ohio, and see the country.  I need to experience what life has to offer.  I'm really going to miss you.
Output: no
Prompt: Excuse me, Paul. I think somebody spilled hot chocolate on my seat because the back of my cloud is cloudier than the front. 
 Response: Hey Paul, I was watching the news today and found something out. The whole world doesn't revolve around you.
Output: no
Prompt: Yes and then I have to go directly home. I can't dilly dally. So don't get any ideas, both of you. 
 Response: Why do you think that is, Tom?
Output: no
Prompt: Have you met my sister, Peggy? 
 Response: OK. It's traditional showbiz ware. It's a striped blazer and bow tie, straw boater and a cane. I'm not sure why that makes me an asshole.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm real excited about the prom next week. My mom got me a real pretty dress. 
 Response: It's called population control, father. And it's not a joke.
Output: no
Prompt: Well, it was a tie-dye shirt, it was bloody red. I mean, in hindsight, that was a terrible shirt. 
 Response: I know. Frankly, he lost me when he started singing Outkast.
Output: no
Prompt: Now that I think about it, my life doesn't sound good. 
 Response: You're going to be our nanny. That's how all families work.
Output: no
Prompt: Guys, when I said that I drowned 12 pianos, I was talking about Renzo Piano the architect. His family. 
 Response: Oh, what a relief. I am.
Output: no
Prompt: I played a lot of memorable games here and so I haunt this place to this day. 
 Response: Getty Lee! We're Rush. We're a Canadian supergoup. We gotta go out there.
Output: no
Prompt: Is this murderous dog still in your home? 
 Response: Yes but they were free range rats, they had a very happy life before becoming my coat.
Output: no
Prompt: Okay. You know we got the best deals. And you know why I'm not saying it out loud. 
 Response: Do you think there's a gang of kids with bones running around?
Output: no
Prompt: There will be no picnics today. The lake is closed until we find out where this water is going. 
 Response: It says it on Wikipedia.
Output: no
Prompt: You want a classy dog. 
 Response: Sure. Will I really get to see you?
Output: no
Prompt: You have stage seven skin cancer. We haven't seen anything like this before. You've got to get out of the sun. 
 Response: That's cool, I don't give a fuck. I just want my fucking cod and my fucking 10 beers.
Output: no
Prompt: Every day I wake up thinking I'm going to walk. This is exactly why. Why can't I have prayers and dreams? 
 Response: OK. It's open. Now we just have to walk up about 100 God damn stairs.
Output: no
Prompt: Like a cat has nine lives. And the swans, they become incorporeal spirits who are reborn again four times again. 
 Response: It's the classic gift of Maine. I think they've been in there too long.
Output: no
Prompt: I'll get you another bourbon. You want this one with mostly ice again. 
 Response: And also a funeral for your uncle.
Output: no
Prompt: Do you ever get to come out of the tree? 
 Response: Alright, Fred go get on the trolley and away you go.
Output: no
Prompt: I realize I haven't been forthright and honest. 
 Response: They did ask me if I was feeling down recently, you think it's because they heard me huh?
Output: no
Prompt: Now, the word has gotten out and if people find out, this could be the end of the space force as we know it. 
 Response: Thanks for nothing, Mr. Jasper!
Output: no
Prompt: If you flush this toilet just right or wrong, as the case may be, you may end up in storm drain. 
 Response: I don't know. I guess I'll know in a few days. That's how it works, right?
Output: no
Prompt: Mrs. Applebaum? Do you have the flask on you that you have in your classroom? 
 Response: That's right!  There's a hotel inside of the hospital inside of the convention center!  It's a business inside a business inside a business!
Output: no
Prompt: You can do laundry at my place. I've got a washer and dryer in the basement of my building. 
 Response: That's my popular name. That's what people call me.
Output: no
Prompt: How much of the coconut shrimp did you eat, Barbara? 
 Response: It's hard to tell. The one keeps screaming and the other one's voice already sounded like that, so it's hard to tell.
Output: no
Prompt: How dare you sir! How dare you hold onto the first gentleman's thumb pen for all these years. 
 Response: Yes, thank you Curly. Your service is very much appreciated.
Output: no
Prompt: I was thinking about bludgeoning each and every one of you with a mace, you know it has the spikes? It's like a club with spikes. You just hit someone 'til they're a pulp. 
 Response: He left town. He didn't want to help out in the family business. He thought he didn't have any sense of his culture or roots and he went to China.
Output: no
Prompt: I don't know, things got really weird during brunches. People would, like, drink too much and then they'd only talk about themselves. 
 Response: You know, my father once told me something. Son, he said, lots of things are made to be ticked, but nothing's made to be tickled like ivories.
Output: no
Prompt: Hey Marty, I just want to say that I'm really sorry about your girl passing. 
 Response: It's the way to go. I'm my own boss.
Output: no
Prompt: Yeah, I gotta take a hang. I'm stressed out. 
 Response: Because I don't want to forget 2013.
Output: no
Prompt: Why it's true! And these are my children. We call ourselves the Cold Storage Kids.? 
 Response: We'll cut our long thumbs off before we tell anyone.
Output: no
Prompt: I didn't mean in the ground, I just meant that no one was at the funeral. 
 Response: We could have stayed home, dad. It just seems like a weird day to go to The Price is Right.
Output: no
Prompt: When I moved to Los Angeles and started getting offers to do stuff, someone told me that it was too regional. So, I just decided to get rid of it. 
 Response: Yeah, I got all kinds of emphysema going on.
Output: no
Prompt: So you're a regular glasses-wearer then. 
 Response: Well yeah, I mean I was your counselor for 3 of those hours. You told me everything.
Output: no
Prompt: So, I could be a narrator for the show. 
 Response: I thought you would take care of that. This is your show.
Output: no
Prompt: I feel like if you just looked up trumpetdavis.com you could probably see a touring schedule or something. 
 Response: We used to have it, but I kicked them all out. The music and the dancing and all the people, they were coming to the nightclub, they were getting all positive. It was really the wrong vibe that this nightclub is supposed to instill in people. It's supposed to give them a sense of foreboding about the future. They were leaving too happy. Also, I can't afford to play the band or the dancers.
Output: no
Prompt: Any thoughts on ordering at all? 
 Response: You're really not. This is like an employees only area.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm a count.  Have you ever had a count before? 
 Response: I'm just trying to get a little bit of sleep.
Output: no
Prompt: I want to watch cartoons. 
 Response: I'm just saying, maybe one of the reasons why we're not up in the sky and we're in the ocean is because Cookie took some drugs.
Output: no
Prompt: Oh, has there been a change in the dictionary?  Does ridiculous mean beautiful now? 
 Response: Oh, I guess I never looked at those billboards closely.
Output: no
Prompt: A little tiny slip of fortune cookie paper? I think it's safe to say that one's gone. 
 Response: I just want his friends to have a great birthday party with a bag of circus peanuts.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm assuming you're going to take me to the hospital for the operation? 
 Response: Yeah, I was trying to see if I scratched your back if you would scratch mine and give me those free apps and you did, you fell for it. I'm sorry.
Output: no
Prompt: That was all manufactured. Carol thought that would help. 
 Response: We appear to have pickpocketed each other.
Output: no
Prompt: You probably notice that I have some new fringe work in my office. 
 Response: Oh, please don't tell me it was the office supplies.
Output: no
Prompt: How could we do a show, the three of us? That's impossible. 
 Response: Your memory is getting worse and worse.
Output: no
Prompt: We're heading out there on the open road to see what's out there. 
 Response: And then we can call your parents to come get you.
Output: no
Prompt: That sounds like jazz. 
 Response: Let me give you a piece advice. Just do what the regular cast does every night and wing it.
Output: no
Prompt: Is that an Italian yellow rose attached to your lapel? 
 Response: So, he'll be stepping up onto the train and he'll be riding it.
Output: no
Prompt: See? Cats are not olives, Larry. This is serious, he's delusional. 
 Response: Well, here it goes. Sayonara!
Output: no
Prompt: Can I be honest? I don't know what an umbrella looks like. 
 Response: My God, that's all they did.
Output: no
Prompt: You thought you recognized me, a man made of pudding? I look familiar to you? 
 Response: He's real. He's real and he's beautiful.
Output: no
Prompt: I was going to do a piece from Admiral Atta Boy. Everyone loved it. I got big laughs. 
 Response: You can be anything you want to be. That is what we teach here in Croatia.
Output: no
Prompt: I just want to be a bucket. I'm so tired of just holding mail. I want to hold water that's runoff from a roof. 
 Response: Alright, I'll see y'all in about 30 minutes.
Output: no
Prompt: Splunk, you've been crying for four days. 
 Response: Is that what this stuff is? I thought that you just didn't clean your tinsel up from Christmas. 
Output: no
Prompt: I saw him and then once I reached up and  I held him, I felt like we had our own little love spaceship going up in the sky. 
 Response: Well listen, if an opportunity arises to confront him at a funeral, you should take it.
Output: no
Prompt: I was cool with being naked, but now that I've eaten that apple, I need to hide my genitals away. 
 Response: But you're a woman, and he's a man. So even if you didn't say anything, you were thinking it in your mind. He had no choice because you silently suggested it.
Output: no
Prompt: I was just wondering if the spangle is worth anything. 
 Response: Thank you. It was getting a little ratty in there, no pun intended, and I was like hey, just because that rat lived here, it doesn't need to look like a rat's nest.
Output: no
Prompt: Man, you're too good for this place. Like, you actually have talent. You need to get out of this Joe's Crab's Shack. 
 Response: No, they didn't. They think it's for wealthy people.
Output: no
Prompt: Would anyone care for a cheese sandwich? I brought some with me. 
 Response: Oh, Janice. I'm afraid I've been a dirty dog.
Output: no
Prompt: Thanks, dad. I'm moving three blocks away to move to Palm Springs. 
 Response: Yes, I understand that the staff here, we're all wearing t-shirts that say rosé-all-day. But hey, it's 11am and this would be your 7th.
Output: no
Prompt: I slept so horribly. You know, I haven't been sleeping in my bed lately. I've been sleeping in that grave that I dug for the dog, but then he pulled through. 
 Response: Right, and ink is super expensive. This is our best idea yet.
Output: no
Prompt: Hey guys, there's two adults in the other room. 
 Response: Is it because of my purple hair?
Output: no
Prompt: Patty LaPone has brought in an oil painting. It's not even a photo. 
 Response: I might need some of these things. Anything could happen between here and there.
Output: no
Prompt: No, I won't walk into that trap.  You try to get me to be right and, all of a sudden, the next thing I know, I'm on the dingy.  ? 
 Response: It's pretty much lying on the ground, right now.
Output: no
Prompt: I saved all our lives that day. 
 Response: Well, people see what they want to see in the crow.
Output: no
Prompt: Humble blimpsman, I really like your hat that looks like a blimp.  
 Response: Yeah, I keep her in the dark about a lot of stuff.
Output: no
Prompt: Lorielle, you're coffee is ready to be picked up at the counter. 
 Response: Maybe I am. It's my nature.
Output: no
Prompt: Trying to figure out everything that burns is eventually how I died. 
 Response: That's right. You should kiss more like my sister. We practice all the time.
Output: no
Prompt: Yes, we're getting rid of you, Jennifer. But you're gaining a Tom and a Kent. 
 Response: Yes. Now, if your husband doesn't come back in the next four minutes, it's clear that we should be together. It's the law of the mall.
Output: no
Prompt: You can each take a tablespoon of whisky. 
 Response: Well, the air is so dry here.  It hurts your throat.
Output: no
Prompt: I hope he doesn't come down here. 
 Response: Yeah. Put something on that. I can smell it all the way over here.
Output: no
Prompt: Is that a first edition belt? 
 Response: Have you, that's funny because I have never wanted to meet you, ever!
Output: no