niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: I know you're down to the one arm, and I appreciate you waving me over to your table to wish you a happy birthday. 
 Response: He had to put down his beer to wave you over, so that's a big commitment.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm right here. I just wanted to see what it would feel like to be a wall flower again. 
 Response: Everyone in my life leaves and I thought you were just like them.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, Marianne. I guess our job is done here. 
 Response: Larry, we should get back to that mountain. Have we really just been avoiding it?
Output: yes
Prompt: I wish you could see the movies that Daniel picks. They're terrible. 
 Response: I just get to return them having not seen them.
Output: yes
Prompt: Where's my seal skinning knife? I can't find it anywhere. 
 Response: Hold on, I was sitting on it the whole time. I was on the chair the whole time. It almost fell through the cracks.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm elderly so I'm unfamiliar with the film The Neverending Story. 
 Response: Well, so is the film. None of us are young for referencing it so heavily.
Output: yes
Prompt: Now that my wife, Tina is freed, I guess it's time for me to get out and live my life.  
 Response: Yeah, you can go out into the sun and live at the age of 90.
Output: yes
Prompt: There's a rumor going around that your dad is the Ralph of the grocery store "Ralphs". 
 Response: He married into it. He was previously married to Tammy Albertsons.
Output: yes
Prompt: If the people think to call you, can you just tell them over the phone? The answer is yes, spouses cheat. Your spouse is cheating. 
 Response: That's what I do. Well, I make them come into the office and then I tell them 100% your spouse is cheating on you, then I just cash that paycheck.
Output: yes
Prompt: You can eat all you want at the buffet in the hospital inside a convention center in Scottsdale, Arizona on the hottest day of the year and you can still sleep with anybody you want to. 
 Response: Especially if you're wearing a borrowed crab costume.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yeah, so Kylie and I just met this guy and he wants to buy a bike. 
 Response: Hello, sir, welcome to DM Sliders' Bike Shop.
Output: yes
Prompt: Can I do old man makeup for my art project? 
 Response: You could, but it's pretty simple. You just take an eyebrow pencil and draw lines on your face.
Output: yes
Prompt: Darling, he's made it clear his pride prevents him from skipping the line. 
 Response: My pride has stopped me from many things.
Output: yes
Prompt: I may be stair witch, but I know a doorway vampire when I see one. 
 Response: I knew there was a reason he was loitering around. Just being all vampire-y. Not coming in.
Output: yes
Prompt: Peter Pan is a gang leader and a thug. Screw him. 
 Response: Wow, when did this hatred of Peter Pan happen with you, Ray?
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm bringing the grease so the line cooks can cook. 
 Response: If you bring the grease, I'll bring the pots.
Output: yes
Prompt: The only constant is change, which is what it says on the moon juice poster. 
 Response: Even though that's a weird slogan for moon juice, it really makes a lot of sense.
Output: yes
Prompt: Nooky, we missed you! 
 Response: Did we? Becky does not speak for the whole group.
Output: yes
Prompt: We must get our daughter out of the house. I've been wanting to ravish you in the dining room for 35 years. 
 Response: I've been too ashamed with our daughter running around. I won't give it up until she's gone.
Output: yes
Prompt: Richard seems to be doing pretty good with being a social butterface. 
 Response: Everything is fine, except for his face.
Output: yes
Prompt: Stop touching her you foul alien-ghost. 
 Response: I'm not an alien-ghost. I'm a Blockbuster clerk.
Output: yes
Prompt: Marge, I think you're getting very caught up in the post-WWII time period. You drove an Edsal to work today. 
 Response: And you're wearing that tweed skirt-suit.
Output: yes
Prompt: How'd you get your handles so high and wide? 
 Response: I custom made this bike. There's no time to tell that story right now.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh yeah, I remember nothing happening. Like nothing negative, I mean. 
 Response: Yeah. I mean, a lot of my co-workers say I only choose the concerts where no shit is gonna happen. But I just, you know, I like the peaceful bands.
Output: yes
Prompt: I will only be happy when I'm at the bottom of this river. 
 Response: Do you want us to get some stones? Or cement? You can use it to weigh you down. Then we can leave and live in peace.
Output: yes
Prompt: In this world we live in today, sometimes we get caught up in our jobs and we forget to just give a God damn hello. 
 Response: Caught up in your jobs? We've been standing here waiting for coffee and you guys are talking about God knows what. I don't think you're caught up in your jobs.
Output: yes
Prompt: Call me Santa. The costume should have tipped you off. 
 Response: Too be fair, your Santa costume has a name tag on it that says Sandra.
Output: yes
Prompt: How are we going to pay our bills if you're not working? How are we going to put food on the table? 
 Response: Is it food on the table, or table under the food? Bet you never thought of it that way.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, look at that. He flew away. 
 Response: Yeah, he has these wings. It's an invention. They actually fly. He thought he was gonna kind of retire on that, but no one wanted actual bird wings that they had to attach on to themselves. It's kind of an invasive surgery.
Output: yes
Prompt: He also owns one record label. Hew owns Emoch. It's mostly hate jazz. 
 Response: Hate jazz? I love that stuff.
Output: yes
Prompt: It is 1977, I missed the season finale of The Greatest American Hero to come here and do this job. 
 Response: I can tell you what happens. The aliens come back and give him the instructions for the suit.
Output: yes
Prompt: Lady, I'm going to step on you and smash you like a scone! 
 Response: You know, we're all just baked goods here on this planet, waiting to be stepped on and eaten, so if you need to step on me to feel like you're a bigger pastry, then I'm going to say that's okay.
Output: yes
Prompt: Wait a second, are all of you Satanists? 
 Response: Well, we don't like to put labels on it.
Output: yes
Prompt: He can't read. So what, are you just taking dictation of the things he says? 
 Response: Yeah, and he says a lot of a gross stuff.
Output: yes
Prompt: Is the Aid Man signing about to begin? 
 Response: Yes, let me go get the velvet ropes so we can put down where the line starts.
Output: yes
Prompt: Wow!  You're a healthy 135 pounds.  That's quite fit! 
 Response: Thank you.  It's been a real struggle to lose the extra weight I gained when I was pregnant last year.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yeah, it took them so long to get to fight exchange one. I don't have the patience to wait for four more. 
 Response: I did hear them mention a casserole while they were fighting, so at least there's that to look forward to.
Output: yes
Prompt: I guess we should descend from our tower and go out there and try to help the people. 
 Response: I guess we should I heard that they have radioactive scorpions down there nowadays.
Output: yes
Prompt: You're a very cute baby. You have good hair for a baby. 
 Response: Thank you. It's funny because it's like, uh, it's all crazy. 
Output: yes
Prompt: The shirt reminded her of a crash. It made her want to crash again. 
 Response: Well, it was a tie-dye shirt, it was bloody red. I mean, in hindsight, that was a terrible shirt.
Output: yes
Prompt: Two Seacrests? One a foot taller than the other and one with a big scar down his face. 
 Response: It's a double manager situation.
Output: yes
Prompt: Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time anywhere, singing her "You say stalagmite, I say stalactite",  Vera Louise Gorman. 
 Response: I'm so glad to be here on America's Favorite X-Factor. This is just a little diddy that I made up.
Output: yes
Prompt: There seems to be something stuck in there, but we haven't lit the fire in a year. 
 Response: It's probably soot.
Output: yes
Prompt: I know us dentists have a lot planned for the dental convention this weekend, so I won't take up much of your time. 
 Response: Yeah, just let the coordinator when you plan on finishing up this speech, sweetie, because we've got Jon Levitz up next for entertainment.
Output: yes
Prompt: Why do we have to talk like this on the outside, but when we come home, we speak like you? 
 Response: We got a good thing going here. We don't have to pay taxes or fight in wars. We don't have to worry about clothes because we wear the same stuff all the time.
Output: yes
Prompt: Look at the tears of dust floating all around. 
 Response: The humans will clean them up and not think twice about it.
Output: yes
Prompt: There might be some underlying tension because of our new arrangement. 
 Response: That's OK. There was underlying tension with Abba. This works.
Output: yes
Prompt: Young lady, why do you feel like you cannot be yourself here in Orlando, the most welcoming place on earth? 
 Response: You all have a strong sense of self. I have no identity.
Output: yes
Prompt: Cards on the table. I worry, because of my secret love for Meredith, that she's mixed up with a bad guy who is also Janice's husband perhaps. Or at the very least her baby daddy. So I want to expose this Jonathan. 
 Response: Doesn't that feel better? Thank you for being honest with me. I really appreciate that. Alright. That's the only way we can change.
Output: yes
Prompt: Saltwater toughys are also mystics. We start prophesying and stuff. 
 Response: OK. So, saltwater toughys are the things you sell, but also what the employees are called. This place just keeps getting more and more weird.
Output: yes
Prompt: We put a lot of time and effort and energy this gift. It's a picture collage of your children from when they were born all the way through now. 
 Response: OK, that sounds like a lot of effort, but not a lot of money spent.
Output: yes
Prompt: You don't think doctors are real? 
 Response: No. They're ghosts of a former person. This was taught to me by my great grumpy gramp.
Output: yes
Prompt: So, the Maytag shot Mary out of the rapid and she hit a boat on the shore. I'm sorry I asked. I didn't realize what a horrible tale was going to be spun. 
 Response: I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you. It's not a great story.
Output: yes
Prompt: Danielle, he says we have overdue movies. 
 Response: Well, I'm not in charge of returning them, I'm just in charge of checking them out.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hey, this isn't my ring. Michael Jackson, I need my ring back if I'm ever going to win back the love of my wife. 
 Response: Alright, but I should tell you that if I give you this ring back, we're all just going to return to being old puppets.
Output: yes
Prompt: Thank you for knowing I meant scalpel even when I said scapula. 
 Response: I am a long time nurse. Just because we've never worked together doesn't mean I don't know what I'm doing.
Output: yes
Prompt: I made a hard shift into more Amish like living. 
 Response: Do Amish use typewriters or just paper and pen?
Output: yes
Prompt: Charlie, you are taxing me today. 
 Response: What am I, the IRS? I don't know what you mean.
Output: yes
Prompt: Show those young people the light that you have within. Open yourself to them. 
 Response: Diary, the last time you said that, I spent so much time in jail.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's a good thing your name isn't refrigerator. 
 Response: You know what, I don't think women should make jokes.
Output: yes
Prompt: Have you ever been bit at one of those snake churches? 
 Response: He's been bit by the spirit.
Output: yes
Prompt: Sassy surgeons, should we start dressing more drab? Will that project us back up into the big world? 
 Response: Do we even want to go back there?
Output: yes
Prompt: Just like, the thimbles that are supposed to protect your fingers from the needle. 
 Response: Yeah, mine's got holes.
Output: yes
Prompt: Are coozies the things you put on your cups? 
 Response: Yes, you put the coozie on the cup. That's a real glass half full attitude. I like you.
Output: yes
Prompt: Here you go, honey. I feel so reckless. I didn't even pay for this orange julius! It's a Christmas miracle! 
 Response: OK. Well, that's illegal. It's actually a crime.
Output: yes
Prompt: She's very smart. You never heard of keeping things in your bra before, now did you? 
 Response: You are so sweet.
Output: yes
Prompt: Do you have any interest in Kyle? 
 Response: He does look kind of nut balls, but I'm open. I'm open to whoever.
Output: yes
Prompt: I was going to ask the chicken what it thought of me because my momma never told me what she thought of me. She always said "If you get a chicken to like you, that means you're something."? 
 Response: Oh man, I used to ask my mama what she thought of me all the time.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, well, Alice is my favorite animated older thing. 
 Response: Oh, well, my favorite older thing was Josie and the Pussycats.
Output: yes
Prompt: We'll re-hydrate this powdered medicine with tongue sweat and inject it into him. That ought to put him in in cryofreeze until we get this cocaine back to the 1980's. 
 Response: I'm kind of sorry I suggested it 'cause it's really grossing me out, the idea of it.
Output: yes
Prompt: You're wearing a ball gown. 
 Response: I wanted to look beautiful for you.
Output: yes
Prompt: I am over my head, and I'm looking for any kind of info or guidance on how this whole parenting thing works. 
 Response: Well the last time I talked to my dad was probably ten years ago.
Output: yes
Prompt: You used to go into the airplane cockpit? 
 Response: Yea, pre 9-11, I was always in that cockpit.
Output: yes
Prompt: I drink no water and I smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day. 
 Response: Honey, you have pruned up something fierce. You've got to do something about that.
Output: yes
Prompt: Is this your first time at a Phish concert? 
 Response: It is. But I'm not actually inside the concert yet.
Output: yes
Prompt: If you jiggle the canvas, they do something crazy cool. Watch this. 
 Response: They's doing a little laugh in dance. This is unseemly and ungodly. Sven, I'm no longer your master. I'm out of here.
Output: yes
Prompt: I've got a bus that's headed up to upstate New York. 
 Response: OK, here. Take all my money.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, you're preaching to the choir. I've had many snacks inside of me over the years. 
 Response: Did you get them taken out or did you just let them grow in there?
Output: yes
Prompt: She has family in Paris. 
 Response: Uncle Fritz. He lives at the top of the Eiffel Tower!
Output: yes
Prompt: It's a pretty tough turnout here at the funeral. 
 Response: Well, Grandfather wasn't very well liked.
Output: yes
Prompt: I was just doing a classic ventriloquist dummy with my eyes shifting back and forth. 
 Response: Just like on that Twilight Zone episode. That was one of my favorite episodes. I'll never forget the ending.
Output: yes
Prompt: The fortune is not for me, it's for us to share, as both of us have ingested halves of the fortune cookie. I rest my case. 
 Response: OK. He wins. Can I say that? He wins. That was so good.
Output: yes
Prompt: Why don't you go play with your frinds in the forest? 
 Response: Oh you mean Billy and Daisy? They died.
Output: yes
Prompt: I think it matters if the sandwich feels hot. Egg salad sandwiches are supposed to be cold to room temperature. 
 Response: Yeah, and eggs are the beginning of life. It's important to treat them right.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, not Elle fanning? 
 Response: Oh no, Elle shes not  a newscaster silly, shes an actress like me.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm not sure what's happening here. You asking me if I've ever been in love seems like it's in violation of the policy. 
 Response: Cleatus, I think you misunderstand what the purpose of my question is. You know, I'm very happily married to Mrs. Madison.
Output: yes
Prompt: I feel like every time someone asks you about a crime, you tell them I didn't do the crime. I only burned down the hospital and I enjoy Miss Georgina's breads in the middle of the night. 
 Response: To cover our bases, any time a crime comes up, I say that you didn't do it.
Output: yes
Prompt: I don't think I'm long for this world. 
 Response: Well your eyes are weird - they have no color. You look like the lead bassist from Limp Bizkit.
Output: yes
Prompt: I didn't know shortbread came in loaves. 
 Response: Oh, yeah.  Well, you know, I figure I really get the whole shortbread experience.  Why not, Instead of making a bunch of little cookies or whatever the fuck, make, like a whole loaf size so you can cut it up like bread.  I don't know.  I guess I was confused with the recipe.
Output: yes
Prompt: I have an R-BnB that I've rented. 
 Response: Maybelline, how dare you. You've betrayed the church, the gods, the temple, and the daddy-master. I cast you out, vile demon-woman.
Output: yes
Prompt: Um, so, as you can see I type a uh, a lot of words per minute. 
 Response: I'm very impressed. I'd like you just to type the instructions you read on everything you find in my pantry. The print is too small for me.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yeah, I guess I needed to go through a change. Break out of my domestic trap that I was in. 
 Response: It's almost as if you underwent a conversion not dissimilar to the zombies.
Output: yes
Prompt: How would you compare Ghost Recon and Skyrim. It's impossible. 
 Response: I'll be honest, I don't care about either. I'm a Pokemon man myself.
Output: yes
Prompt: Is there a train running tomorrow to Savannah, Georgia? 
 Response: Certainly, jack off. You're talking about the God damn Savannah train.
Output: yes
Prompt: I don't answer it? I'm not your client. 
 Response: Nobody answer any questions. I'm the only one answering questions.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yes, I shall not be sharing my stuffed cheese with this one over here. 
 Response: Well, you needn't worry about the Well Dropping Society having enough pizza to go around to feed its members because I will not be joining.
Output: yes
Prompt: OK, I'm sorry. Am I in the right place? 
 Response: Yes, yes you are. Hi, how're you doing? My name is Catalina.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's all about owning whatever you say, no matter how insanely wrong you might be. Doesn't that sound nice? 
 Response: Do you want my honest answer or do you want the answer you want to hear?
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm not a dwarf.  I'm just short, okay?  Just a short guy. 
 Response: Yeah, but you also have a red cap on.  It looks like a dwarf's hat.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, I have a raging heroin addiction, so it might just be you who is sober. 
 Response: Good thing I'm straight edge like everyone from the country called Country.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm nervous about my family, Sharon. 
 Response: You're sweating.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hey, can you guys keep it down, please? I'm trying to take a nap. 
 Response: Sorry, Omar. I didn't see you were in your boots.
Output: yes
Prompt: Look, I'm pretty sure these guys are robots. 
 Response: Yeah, but they are pretty nice. I mean, they gave me this horse, he brought me this bucket.
Output: yes
Prompt: Comic Burglar is slowly making a get away. Someone stop him. 
 Response: Why is he walking sideways like a crab?
Output: yes
Prompt: You know, I always thought it was cruel that your wife said you gotta make a choice. It's either you set up a hospital suite in her home for a dog who's gonna die anyway, or I leave. 
 Response: It's was like, no offense honey but I love you and the dog the same.
Output: yes
Prompt: Clearly, you're a raging alcoholic. Would you care for a cigarette? 
 Response: I don't see why not. I mean, it's the '60s so, sure.
Output: yes
Prompt: This is slightly larger than a tick. 
 Response: Oh, yeah. Look at that. I didn't have have my glasses on or eyes open.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, my eyes! The light is so bright out here. 
 Response: Have you ever seen that Ripley's Believe It or Not, where the woman  has the ability to pop her eyes out of her skull? Your eyes look like hers.
Output: yes
Prompt: Would you like me to go out and come back in? 
 Response: That would be perfect. I have to practice being rude.
Output: yes
Prompt: I could understand why you think that, but I was actually entirely silent. 
 Response: But you're a woman, and he's a man. So even if you didn't say anything, you were thinking it in your mind. He had no choice because you silently suggested it.
Output: yes
Prompt: We've gotten so far away from real people with real stories on reality TV. 
 Response: Yeah, Toilet Island was the last real show. There are really toilets and there are really islands.
Output: yes
Prompt: I took a big nap and when I woke up, there was this strange couple in the organ room. 
 Response: Please Doris, could you tie your robe? I beg of you.
Output: yes
Prompt: I get terribly, terribly seasick. But I usually don't know 'til another month after I get off the boat. 
 Response: That's what it's like being a woman.
Output: yes
Prompt: Please welcome Alfred Molena. Oh, here he comes dragging across the floor. 
 Response: I know you wanted to see the ham bone tonight, but it won't be happening. It's going to be done by my domestic partner.
Output: yes
Prompt: I didn't know you were married, Mrs. Sapsworth. 
 Response: Of course I'm married. I'm a woman of 28.
Output: yes
Prompt: No son of mine is going to slap meat and cheeses on bread. You want to be a sandwich slopper? What about law school? 
 Response: Law school? It's ridiculous. What a waste of time. What are you doing? Sitting there, trying to keep people out of jail or keep people from getting sued, or suing other people. What else is there to the law?
Output: yes
Prompt: So, in order to get out of here, I have to get my jacket, but in order to get my jacket, I have to get out of here? 
 Response: Yeah, see how the system is basically rigged to keep you in place no matter what?
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm trying to find an elf costume for my baby. 
 Response: Sir, are you aware that this is a Cracker Barrel?
Output: yes
Prompt: I'll always love her, in my way. 
 Response: Just say it. Just say you think she's hot.
Output: yes
Prompt: We've been looking for a place to put these unbaptized babies. 
 Response: They didn't do anything wrong, but they didn't get baptized in time. They didn't do much right.
Output: yes
Prompt: Did they ever figure out what impression that chicken was doing?? 
 Response: I think he was trying to do Carl Sandburg.
Output: yes
Prompt: So, we should go out on stage asleep? 
 Response: OK. I like that. I just said don't fall asleep. If we're already asleep when we're out there, that works.
Output: yes
Prompt: Sir, Captain, Sir. Might I just point out that perhaps what the Ensign saw was looking at the coordinates upside down. Just saying. 
 Response: I bet that was it. Thank you, Mr. Sulu.
Output: yes
Prompt: If you feel like you want to get it all out, feel free to do a song yourself. 
 Response: OK. This is my block. This is my blue block. This is my yellow block. This is mommy's shower and I should probably leave.
Output: yes
Prompt: Papa, won't someone see the antennas from our home? 
 Response: No, we made them look like wood.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'll be anywhere I please. My friend and I have been waiting now forty eight minutes for her Saturn. We're ready to go. 
 Response: Couple more minutes. There's a whole team of people that are working on the other side of the car which you can't see right now.
Output: yes
Prompt: You're never going to be able to sell that. 
 Response: You never believed in me.  You know what?  This is the last straw, Bobby.  I'm done with you.  I deserve better.  If you two like each other so much, you could keep each other.  I'm going to be rich!  Do you hear me?  Rich!  Not only from my bean bag chair full of nacho chips, but also trademarking the silhouette from my very beautiful and very unique hairdo.  Goodbye forever, Bobby.  You're a loser, and you always will be!  Samantha, it was nice to see you.
Output: yes
Prompt: Your spray tan is perfect. I want everyone to know that you're my child. 
 Response: I'm bright orange. I wanted to look good. I wanted to look fancy, but I overdid it.
Output: yes
Prompt: I guess I was hoping the shoe would turn out to be magical or something. I mean, the yo-yo was. 
 Response: There has been a lot of unexpected magic today at this Home Depot.
Output: yes
Prompt: You're going to see her aren't you? I know about here. I keep this place clean. I cook. I have sex with you on a regular basis, and this is the thanks I get. 
 Response: Yeah, well, she does too. All those things. She keeps my other place clean. She cooks. She has sex with me in my other place. I must go. It's my manly duty to please all women.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, man.  I'm getting so grown up.  I learned how to braid my pubes in school the other day. 
 Response: I didn't know they did it that early.  That's important.  You've got to braid those pubes and you've got to put on golf cleats when you come home from work.
Output: yes
Prompt: By some miracle, I ran. As a baby in the snow. Luckily it wasn't a lot of snow. 
 Response: It's very Forrest Gump of you.
Output: yes
Prompt: That's part of the prophecy. One will be the common thread. One will be beautiful and fall in love after a sneeze. And one will be the common thread. And then it said one will be fart-y and one will be smart-y. 
 Response: I'm the fart-y one. I've literally been letting out one continuous fart this entire time. I apologize.
Output: yes
Prompt: Why don't you come out of the shadows?  We want to hang out with you! 
 Response: I understand you guys are here to do some spelunking, and when I was a surface man, I enjoyed the company of others.  I thought, perhaps, I might show you around down here in the shadowy subways.
Output: yes
Prompt: This painting over here in the north west corner. The crow with the beady eyes that seem to follow you. Something about it reminds me of something. 
 Response: The look on his face. It reminds me of that look that comes over Dean's face when he's done something terrible.
Output: yes
Prompt: Let's focus on the problem. It's too easy to get off topic. 
 Response: I'm just saying, maybe one of the reasons why we're not up in the sky and we're in the ocean is because Cookie took some drugs.
Output: yes
Prompt: He had to put down his beer to wave you over. That's a big commitment for someone with only one arm. 
 Response: And it's your birthday, too. You shouldn't have to do that.
Output: yes
Prompt: So you're only part devil? 
 Response: Yeah. See how I'm a snake, but I also have horns?
Output: yes
Prompt: Here on Mars Base 3 we're up to 60 people. 
 Response: I gotta say I was not aware that there were more than the four of us. This is in fact news to me.
Output: yes
Prompt: Look at my husband flirting with the secretary. He's just a flirt. He's flirting with everybody. 
 Response: It's the doctor on the phone. It ain't no damn secretary, woman!
Output: yes
Prompt: I would put a layer of garlic bread on the bottom. 
 Response: Oh, it'll suck up all the juices and be delicious at the end of the meal. They'll be so exciting.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, shoot. Is this Saturday? I'm here for the mom's meeting. 
 Response: We operate alphabetically, and the meeting for The Nets basketball team is today. So that would have been a couple of days ago.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, I lost my place. 
 Response: Yes, dad, because you really didn't take my note at all.
Output: yes
Prompt: This place is, uh, spooky. We have to spend the night in it to get the inheritance? I don't know, this is terrifying. 
 Response: I'm freaking out, but I need this money so bad.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hi Gross Tic Tac. You somehow got loose from the box and now you're covered with fuzz and stuff. 
 Response: I lost all my friends. I've been down here in the seam.
Output: yes
Prompt: I am too. So I'll just put that on the schedule. After lunch, you and I will make love. 
 Response: You know, it's just part of being a housewife. Decorating and putting out. Sure, you might have these newfangled people that think they can be independent, but no.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, that let's me out, I guess. I can't believe I stood in this line for so long. 
 Response: Every week, Gladys. You do this every week.
Output: yes
Prompt: I laughed at John Wayne's funeral in the face of God. I'm pretty sure this curse is a curse of God on me. 
 Response: Craig, why would he curse all of us though? That seems unfair.
Output: yes
Prompt: What song is that you're singing? Liberian girl? 
 Response: Yes. See, he knew what it was. I'm a natural at this ventriloquism.
Output: yes
Prompt: I like to have some privacy every once in awhile, you know. 
 Response: I understand that. Everyone needs a room of ones own.
Output: yes
Prompt: Did you hear that Mr. Stanfield? 
 Response: Listen with your heart. Take those Airpods out of your ears.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, why would you promise not to say horse? We're at a stable. You can say horse. 
 Response: I make promises when I start jobs, that's how I am.
Output: yes
Prompt: What's the hold up? This session was supposed to start an hour ago. 
 Response: I hired a sitter. I have a hard out.
Output: yes
Prompt: The Streets are down to just a guitarist and some vocals. 
 Response: That's right. They kind of just busk now.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm so scared. It's just so weird to be back out in the world after being trapped for a year. 
 Response: Yeah, something feels a little bit weird about this because I just met and I'm already helping you, but I heard so much about you so I'm sure it's fine.
Output: yes
Prompt: Are you on the keto diet? 
 Response: I know what it is, but I don't believe in it.
Output: yes
Prompt: Did you throw dog food at this man's head? 
 Response: Maybe, but if I did, it was provoked.
Output: yes
Prompt: Don't worry, kid. I'm not a minator. 
 Response: Thank God. You're just a creepy dude down in the storm drain.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm Jermaine. Look at my ear. 
 Response: Jermaine doesn't normally say that, he's always talking about his eyes.
Output: yes
Prompt: I guess we could have been selling rocking horses to sex people all the time and we didn't know. They didn't declare it like this lady did. 
 Response: That is true. We might have already crossed over to the dark side and didn't even know it.
Output: yes
Prompt: We have a 'just divorced' button that we will very happily throw in on top of the coozie. 
 Response: It's true. It won't hold up your pants, but it is a button that you can adorn your clothing with.
Output: yes
Prompt: Now that I think about it, my life doesn't sound good. 
 Response: No. Hey, why don't you take a swig of that maple-cocaine syrup? It'll make you feel better.
Output: yes
Prompt: There's going to be times when you're tested on your job. I'm not going to lie to you. 
 Response: But, they're not allowed to touch us right?
Output: yes
Prompt: Hold on a second. You really believe jail doesn't exist? 
 Response: We don't have a jail in this town, so if we've never seen one, it's not real.
Output: yes
Prompt: Do you have to stand right in somebody's face when you talk to them? That's my son. 
 Response: Yeah, you have really weird breath. I can't totally place it.
Output: yes
Prompt: When you look in this mirror, you can see the devil's face. 
 Response: Yes, I can kind of see it over your shoulder.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yes. That's also my middle name. Crystal. Carl Crystal Slider. 
 Response: One day, after I'm gone, this bike shop's going to be called CC Sliders' Bike Shop instead of DM Sliders' Bike Shop.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, let me just rip off one of these plastic tubes we use to shove the mail up the vacuum system and we got our own little crack pipe. 
 Response: And, since we might be smoking you to death right now, is there anything you'd like us to tell the world about you. Or your siblings?
Output: yes
Prompt: Yes, we said all sorts of things, didn't we. Didn't you say would run through snow in the Olympics? 
 Response: Oh, yeah, but I was always intending to escape.
Output: yes
Prompt: Have you guys started the coffee contest? 
 Response: I did. I drank so much coffee, I can hear my heart.
Output: yes
Prompt: That story was about we lost our arms, not about our mother's illness, so it didn't fit too prominently in that story. Doesn't mean there aren't stories. We got a lot of stories about mama. 
 Response: We do, there's the story of the time she ran out of gas and pushed the car up a hill.
Output: yes
Prompt: I can't believe that Claire's thing was bigger than my secret about a child that didn't know he was my son. I'm so glad that it worked out so well, darling. 
 Response: I hope that now this means we can limp together, side by side.
Output: yes
Prompt: Rita, that's so forward. I'll have sex with you if you want. Were you looking at me, or? 
 Response: I said someone, I didn't mean you. We're gonna be here awhile. I'm just saying I'm ready to put out for the cause.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's too late. Just shut me in the freezer with the cocaine fish. 
 Response: Stop right there, it's me Rookie. I've become part of the artificial intelligence. I've de-latched the hinges. You're free.
Output: yes
Prompt: What does your wife take pills for? 
 Response: She  takes them for anxiety and then to get re-anxious. She thinks there's a plane at the end of that jet way. They lock those doors, right?
Output: yes
Prompt: Just so you know, I might pass out a lot from fear.  I'm like one of those fainting goats.  There's no fight or flight.  I just fall down. 
 Response: I've been doing Crossfit, and I think you're about the weight of a tire.  So, I think I could catch you when you fall.
Output: yes
Prompt: Your pupils look very dilated with fear. 
 Response: They're dilated, but it's from cocaine and maple syrup, not fear.
Output: yes
Prompt: You know how I feel about Lavar. I love him. I'm very proud of you. 
 Response: Thank you mom. I would never watch anything else. The only thing I watch is Lavar Burton.
Output: yes
Prompt: OK. Let me try it. Get a load of my bite and chew. I bite and then...aww, it all spilled out of my mouth. 
 Response: We just saw your chew and spit. That's disgusting. You better work on the bite and chew some more.
Output: yes
Prompt: I noticed you keep backing out of the room, but holding eye contact with me. 
 Response: That's right, because we like to look at you, baby morgue man.
Output: yes
Prompt: You know what?  I'm going to give you enough rope.  I think you should audition for the school play. 
 Response: Really?  No one ever seems to have any confidence in me.
Output: yes
Prompt: You think you might find an ancient civilization that nobody ever heard before, right here in Fallsburg? 
 Response: Right here in the bike shop. No one ever goes into the basement.
Output: yes
Prompt: I just saw a guy stab another guy in the face. 
 Response: You were able to look at that? I would have ran.
Output: yes
Prompt: Those are the cutest little mice I've ever seen. I bet they're married. 
 Response: Ones wearing a suit and one's wearing a little wedding dress.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm not really a cop. I chose to be small because when I was big, everyone called me retching Gretchen. I have several food sensitivities and I threw up a lot. 
 Response: They thought by making you smaller, you would throw up less?
Output: yes
Prompt: Bobby, do you want to get in the dumpster with me? 
 Response: Sure.  I'm curious as to what it feels like.
Output: yes
Prompt: You know, 30 years, ladies and gentleman, we've never had a teleprompter mishap until today. I don't know what a freak fart is, but I'd like to know. 
 Response: Well, I do, but that's a whole 'nother segment, Catalina.
Output: yes
Prompt: Sparkling or Tap? 
 Response: I'll have the sparkling, it's quite the occasion for me.
Output: yes
Prompt: I tried to clear my mind and all I can think of is work. It's been too long. Maybe I should just leave and go back to the tenth circle of hell no one talks about. 
 Response: You still got it, Golgatha. It's in there and it's buried deep. But, you've got it and I believe in you. I just want to say that I think you're a natural and you've got this.
Output: yes
Prompt: I can hear from distances and I heard you called me elderly. I did not stand in line during the civil rights movement to be referred to as old. 
 Response: I'm do apologize Ma'am. We are just trying to identify people as quickly and efficiently as possible.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm sorry. You think I had control over that coma? 
 Response: Your mother did not intend to be in that eight day coma. It was written up that way.
Output: yes
Prompt: Guys, I'm just looking at the clock. We've gotta start this play because they're all watching now. 
 Response: Oh my god. David's right. I just looked out the curtain. There's a full house out there.
Output: yes
Prompt: Are you looking for a third wife? I guess the tulips are having an affect on me. 
 Response: Well, we can go out and talk about it some more. I might be interested.
Output: yes
Prompt: When you say "four dumb idiots" I'm glad you are including our pet tapeworm Rubber Band, because he is part of this family and you're not. 
 Response: Oh, big deal for me. Me and your daughter who you abandoned in Italy can form a posse of people who don't need you.
Output: yes
Prompt: How would I know you're under an umbrella? I can't see. That's very rude. Also, it's bad luck. 
 Response: You're being very ableist right now.
Output: yes
Prompt: I wish I wouldn't have given my glasses to Tonya. 
 Response: Is that why you're here? This seems like a clerical error.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hey, look. The whole audience watched that exchange with my father. It's become part of the play and there's not a dry eye in the house. 
 Response: They must think that this is part of the dialogue of the play.
Output: yes
Prompt: Buddy, don't get charged. Why you so mad? 
 Response: I'm just upset. I'm trying a second career. I used to be a doctor on Krypton. I got into some questionable practices.
Output: yes
Prompt: They stopped doing the Olympics altogether because I ran away? 
 Response: You ruined it. People were so sad.
Output: yes
Prompt: Clappy, I have a weird feeling that those two - that Rita and Derrick have tried to keep us out. 
 Response: I feel that way too. But I'm used to that in my life.
Output: yes
Prompt: You guys, this is the happiest day of my life. I just got a job. I'm so thrilled, and I know this has been a hard time, but thank you for sticking with me. And Mark, I love you so much. I think it's time we have kids. 
 Response: Sandy, hold on a second. I've got something to tell you. I'm leaving you. It's going to be great.
Output: yes
Prompt: That reminds me, we've got to get this pigeon out of here. 
 Response: Oh, ho!  She's going to be P to the O'ed if we don't do that.
Output: yes
Prompt: I know that the concert is delayed, but why are we in a line? 
 Response: Is this the line for the delay?
Output: yes
Prompt: Daniel, your family loves you. Don't be nervous. 
 Response: You say that, but I can tell by the look in their eyes. They're visibly cursing at me with their eyes. It's something I don't know if you're picking up on, Sharon, and I'm nervous.
Output: yes
Prompt: We're not keeping the place very cold, though.? 
 Response: No, 'cause we still haven't figured out Fahrenheit or Celsius.
Output: yes
Prompt: I have my sweater cape on. I'm almost ready to go to the giants reunion. I don't want to go, Colonial. I don't want to go. 
 Response: It will be fine Patricia. You gotta just dart your eyes around a lot and make sure you're out of the way of any butts.
Output: yes
Prompt: Don't think of me as a big boss. Just think of me as a little old man who pays your checks. 
 Response: Thank you, Mr. Madison, for stating that fact.
Output: yes
Prompt: You've made me realize that my whole life has been nothing but a lie! 
 Response: Yes, but at least you have love.  Love conquers all.
Output: yes
Prompt: But did they write songs for Tina Turner? 
 Response: Maybe. It was the mid nineties. Everybody was writing songs for Tina Turner back then.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's not hard, Delores. Just call the person's name and they'll come inside. I don't know why you make more of your job than it has to be. 
 Response: I have to feel like I'm important. I'll be right back.
Output: yes
Prompt: That's right. Kelly Sue was performing here when she was a child. 
 Response: Yeah, I was a child performer. That's what I was getting at.
Output: yes
Prompt: Isn't it great to just go to sleep into a made bed? 
 Response: It is nice have a made bed when you're going to sleep. I'd like if my mom still made my bed.
Output: yes
Prompt: It would relieve the monotony for us if we all go up to the surface and you can do some improv. 
 Response: Yeah, Marge knows that brunch open mic Momedy show at Clifton's Cafeteria.
Output: yes
Prompt: I have been waiting here looking at these two teenagers making out, kissing on the lips outside, leaning on the window. 
 Response: I wish that I had someone to make out with.
Output: yes
Prompt: Life is just a constant motion. You can't hold onto anything. 
 Response: This boy is like Shakespeare. The poetry that drops from his mouth is so beautiful. How did I get so lucky?
Output: yes
Prompt: Ow, you're hurting me. 
 Response: I was a professional wrestler, so sorry.
Output: yes
Prompt: It sounds like you two are really having a rough time. 
 Response: You're so understanding and you're right. We are having a terrible time.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, it was a tie-dye shirt, it was bloody red. I mean, in hindsight, that was a terrible shirt. 
 Response: Why would you wear a striped, tie-dye shirt? Especially on TV?
Output: yes
Prompt: I used to do a Mom's comedy night on Sunday nights. It was a cafe during the day. So, we'd have brunch there and then you'd end up on stage that night living your dreams out 
 Response: She had this  227 bit. It was hilarious. She could do all the different voices of the characters.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, look at this. A bunch of boys to buy. Wow! 
 Response: Hey lady. Keep your hands off the merchandise unless you purchase it.
Output: yes
Prompt: We're very small children. Mom and Mr. Piccadilly should be able to lie to us more easily and so I'm wondering how they've even gotten through life. 
 Response: Yeah, should we confront them and see if we can get the truth?
Output: yes
Prompt: You know, I gotta be honest with you. For a while, you were my idol. But I just gotta go work at the factory, at the plant on Factory Street. 
 Response: He doesn't believe in himself. He could have been a real weatherman, right here in town, but he sold himself out. He just went to the plant because his dad did.
Output: yes
Prompt: She's putting on a lot of lotion and powder. 
 Response: It looks like it's creating some kind of paste on your body.
Output: yes
Prompt: Ken is still here waiting to murder somebody. 
 Response: I know. Ken, no one wants you to murder anyone. You're a time criminal.
Output: yes
Prompt: I've been standing over here in a towel waiting for my weigh-in.  I'm feeling pretty naked right about now. 
 Response: Yeah, that's how you do it, Brad.  That's how you do a weigh-in.  You come in, you're ready to drop the towel, get that weigh-in, and go on your merry way.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hold on, I was sitting on the knife the whole time. I was on the chair the whole time. It almost fell through the cracks. 
 Response: Your ass is Teflon. I love that about you.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's important that the two of you are blindfolded when we do the roll off, so there's no visual influence on the dice. 
 Response: I'll put on my mom's U2 shirt. 
Output: yes
Prompt: This is the line for the circular saw. Hope you brought a book. 
 Response: Well, I didn't bring a book. I wish I had. I could have used the pages to take care of something outside.
Output: yes
Prompt: What can we do to make our lack of attention up to you? How about some free coffee? 
 Response: OK. I would love some coffee. I think my friend needs a nap and maybe a bottle of water. Right now, a tear is coming out of her eye, but it's mostly bile.
Output: yes
Prompt: I knew it your a chef too! 
 Response: Yeah I mean I'm wearing chefs whites and a chefs hat.
Output: yes
Prompt: This is a time where I could have implied a little violence towards a child and this really would have worked out in our favor. 
 Response: I know, but it gets complicated with paperwork.
Output: yes
Prompt: Mom, I put my bathing suit on wrong. 
 Response: Oh let me take if off for you and switch it around.
Output: yes
Prompt: You know, the residual checks are coming in like crazy.  I never thought putting you guys on tour together would be a great idea, but I was wrong.  Chock me up one wrong for my category.? 
 Response: And what a way to wind down this Cat Woman tour on a super yacht!
Output: yes
Prompt: What happened to that one fellow that ran the pirate ship? 
 Response: Remember, he got killed during rehearsal. God rest his soul.
Output: yes
Prompt: I just wanted to have a nice, peaceful reunion with everyone on The Net. As you know, it's a normal thing to do, to reunite a cast of a movie. 
 Response: We have reunions every year.
Output: yes
Prompt: You know what I'm gonna do? I am going to keep this copy of my Weekend at Bernie's. 
 Response: I love that movie, man.
Output: yes
Prompt: We open tomorrow night, in Detroit. I rented a theater. 
 Response: Wow, that's what you were doing on your phone.
Output: yes
Prompt: Albert, you brought a dog. 
 Response: The dog is sniffing at these two new students suspiciously.
Output: yes
Prompt: Wait, so let me get our deal straight. I scare these people to death and you buy me a 12 pack of condoms? 
 Response: I'll even make it a 24 pack, how's that sound?
Output: yes
Prompt: I don't remember what you said. You've got me all turned around. 
 Response: You've been writing everything down. I can't believe you can't remember.
Output: yes
Prompt: There was a sweet, nice couple who were here on their honeymoons. they kept going around all the area, all the different parks. When they came back I set their hair on fire. 
 Response: We killed them. Ever since she set their hair on fire and refused to put them out, they burned to their own melty deaths.
Output: yes
Prompt: I waited in line this long and this is how the concert is going down? 
 Response: If you don't like this music, it's because you're not listening right. Listen to the notes between the notes.
Output: yes
Prompt: You don't look like you live here right now though.  What are you, back to your old haunts or something? 
 Response: Yeah, that's right. I moved to Arkansas years ago.
Output: yes
Prompt: The Falconer football team's mascot is just a guy dressed as a falconer who is always looking up into the sky as if he's watching his falcon flying. 
 Response: Oh, and he has one of those really thick gloves on.
Output: yes
Prompt: Welcome to Millionaire's mansion. 
 Response: Oh yes, where is the kitchen? We are the kitchen help and also the entertainment.
Output: yes
Prompt: He's our big man, that's right. He has a thyroid disease. 
 Response: I have a thyroid condition. That's why my hair grows so long.
Output: yes
Prompt: You know, there's trouble in the hills. I hope the American part of our family sends someone over soon so we can resolve the trouble in the hills. 
 Response: I hope so too. I'm so hungry. All these troubles are making us hungry.
Output: yes
Prompt: I have some of this chartreuse nail polish on one of my arms. Can we leave it there? 
 Response: Oh yeah. It will be a reminder of this day.
Output: yes
Prompt: The echo man warned us that the house is evil and that we should be careful. But, he didn't really outline what we should be on the look out for. 
 Response: Yeah, should we just be careful with what we say? Should we wear some heavy shoes to not stub  a toe?
Output: yes
Prompt: You should open your own therapy sessions. 
 Response: I guess I could. As long as I don't say I'm licensed it should be OK.
Output: yes
Prompt: You thought James Patterson, the famous author - the guy whose books you read - you haven't looked at the back of the book, honey? You thought he was me? 
 Response: I told you this before, I finished the book, why would I go to the back? It said The End.
Output: yes
Prompt: You're saying that I could probably be living my life better? 
 Response: Just a little bit. Don't change, but just change a little bit.
Output: yes