niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: Captain, you're already on board with living in the whale's belly? 
 Response: Do we even know if we're in international waters? We're in this whale's belly. We could be anywhere by now.
Output: no
Prompt: I am black, the white Santa was created by Hallmark and Coca-Cola. 
 Response: I carry them both near my thigh.
Output: no
Prompt: We just got here. We're running a little bit late. 
 Response: We're going to go over there to see them, and there's going to be all this tension.
Output: no
Prompt: Yeah, the baby man is supposed to be in this region somewhere. Nobody's found the tomb. 
 Response: Hey, that was supposed to be my room. I wanted a room with no balcony.
Output: no
Prompt: We have to consult the jury at the public pavilion court. 
 Response: I'm on my third pair of shorts.
Output: no
Prompt: If I was on one of those planes, I would have stopped it. 
 Response: A full goat? Like, you're just standing on a goat?
Output: no
Prompt: He's just a dumb baby.  Listen to him making those noises.  He honestly thinks he's talking right now.  That's terrible. 
 Response: Yeah, you're one of those people who wears his heart on his sleeve, but you also wear your brain there, too.  It's like I can see what you're thinking and say it before you do.
Output: no
Prompt: Well, it's such a pleasure to see such a refined gentlemen here in the middle of West Virginia. You must have seen our Tesla charging station outside. 
 Response: I was asking if I could use an Amex and then I believe he said "Fuck off." It's a platinum.
Output: no
Prompt: Of course it is, like the Little Egg Town. The citizens walk around with peanut shells and it's Easter all year long. 
 Response: It's barely a sphere.
Output: no
Prompt: It looks like you've eaten a lot of doughnuts that didn't have anything in them. 
 Response: Not as great the network does, but some I guess.
Output: no
Prompt: I tell you what, I'm going to go check out the tank. Kind of keep him occupied, make sure he doesn't go anywhere. 
 Response: Oh, I just assumed... I assumed once we spun the salad dry, we'd take it out of the tank.
Output: no
Prompt: I don't have the rest of the players, but I have these two adorable little children. 
 Response: Let me put it on real quick. I have no depth perception.
Output: no
Prompt: What do you think, honey? Some of this art is pretty good, right? 
 Response: Everything you see is for sale.
Output: no
Prompt: I feel alive for the very first time. 
 Response: It sounds like that's what you're doing, and I think y'all are gonna make great parents.
Output: no
Prompt: What do you think is holding me back? Because I feel like I'm getting everything. But then, you know, I feel like the manager is always saying I'm not quite there. 
 Response: I have 50 of them. Actually, I have 51 if you count Puerto Rico.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm a weird gnome. What's your excuse? 
 Response: That's right. I just gotta piltdown every once in awhile.
Output: no
Prompt: It's the working woman's curse. ? 
 Response: Well, you know, a lot of people would ask me that question and I, I brought my lawyer here with me today because I don't feel like making eye contact or answering direct questions about chickens.
Output: no
Prompt: We put a lot of time and effort and energy this gift. It's a picture collage of your children from when they were born all the way through now. 
 Response: Grandma, the counter's bending because of how much pressure you're putting on it.
Output: no
Prompt: I bet you didn't expect me to say something else, huh? 
 Response: Hey, shut your mouth, sir!
Output: no
Prompt: I think I've said my piece. I'll see you when we land. I'm gonna go bathe. 
 Response: Can we just put this right in the cockpit today and get this ship into outer space?
Output: no
Prompt: Are you done? I was in this line ten minutes ago and you're still in here singing your dumbass love song to this guy. 
 Response: I wasn't. But yes, he was going to kill you.
Output: no
Prompt: I want friends. 
 Response: You'll never be like me. You're not human!
Output: no
Prompt: Man, this is crazy as hell. Have we met before? 
 Response: Ah, yes, that would be me. It helps with my nap time.
Output: no
Prompt: I could understand why you think that, but I was actually entirely silent. 
 Response: They're Macintosh apples. If they were Pink Ladies or Gala, I'd say you were missing out.
Output: no
Prompt: Let me help you with your bags. 
 Response: The one on the right is Tu Pac, but we put a different outfit on him.
Output: no
Prompt: Hey, I got a great deal on eggs for you. 
 Response: Well, thank you for bringing it to my attention. All teachers are up for review of course at the end of the semester, but this is quite unheard of.
Output: no
Prompt: Hello, Crescendo. Long time no see. 
 Response: They wanted to go, sir. You've been keeping them inside that ivory tower like some sort of Repunzels, but you won't even let them let their hair down.
Output: no
Prompt: You mean, we don't have to pay for our crime of showing porn to an underage child? 
 Response: Is it benign or malignant? How benign is it?
Output: no
Prompt: I am a traveler from beyond the stars. I come from the planet Feelings. I am full of emotions. 
 Response: Humans, Martians, Slap people. The Slap people hate theater.
Output: no
Prompt: It's freezing in your shadow. 
 Response: Guys, Billy Jr. is right. He's summed up my feelings exactly. And I'm ashamed of you, Pinky.
Output: no
Prompt: So what's your name, little guy? ? 
 Response: And, I gotta say this again, I'm just a social media manager, but you pick up a lot about the fish stuff when you're, you know, managing these accounts. Some of this is manatee blood. Most of it, and this is gonna sound crazy but I promise you this is true. It's sea horse blood.
Output: no
Prompt: Now your mom just has that tattoo on her shoulder forever? 
 Response: Of course. One of the loudest motion picture soundtracks in film history.
Output: no
Prompt: Iris is a Pretty Woman. 
 Response: We can tell the secret to the book and then it will be in the book and then no one will know it except us.
Output: no
Prompt: What's this?  I hear one of my employees has been throwing away knives!  Robert, is this true?  Have you thrown away perfectly good knives? 
 Response: What was that about?  I feel like you might have done some serious injury to yourself.  You never took it off.  You were pouring sweat!
Output: no
Prompt: All I know is that the murderer is in this room. 
 Response: Yes, we're Bernie and Bernadette Bernsie?
Output: no
Prompt: If you're gone, it's just me and my cat, Ben. 
 Response: It was a two part plan. The idea was that you hit 'em with the bones and then steal their treasure an trinkets and bring them back here. 
Output: no
Prompt: Don't worry, kid. I'm not a minator. 
 Response: Are you saying that you still love me?
Output: no
Prompt: You have another blonde mustache on your chest? 
 Response: It's gonna look real cool, but then your face is gonna bleed.
Output: no
Prompt: What can we do to make you happy? 
 Response: I guess because I did it once and it was a rush.
Output: no
Prompt: I know the Heimlich. Here, ma'am, I'll just put my hands around your waist. 
 Response: I don't know what that is. It sounds like ghost-doctor foolishness.
Output: no
Prompt: I heard they're going to get the tasers out of the locker. 
 Response: Legally, I'm not so much Wreck-it Ralph as I am Smash-it-up Davis. But I'll respond to Wreck-it Ralph if you like. Here, come inside my kid bag.
Output: no
Prompt: That is an unfortunate name. 
 Response: You know son, if you really cared more about the true sciences rather than your art, then you'd be fine.
Output: no
Prompt: Yeah, I told you I was using my shirt to take the water to go to my own park, which is not yet open. 
 Response: Can I be honest with you? I don't like it. You seem to be absorbing a lot of the water in the park.
Output: no
Prompt: Well, I've been around for thousands of years so  my voice you know has a little bit of the mid-atlantic in it. And it also has a little bit of like "yo man what's up." 
 Response: In the name of the father, son, and holy spirit. Now that show is not appropriate for our kind. I mean, Seinfeld, I can get behind. Friends, no problem. The 8 o'clock news, of course.
Output: no
Prompt: Oh my gosh, you guys, it's Jason Biggs. He's here. 
 Response: It's OK. We're past that now.
Output: no
Prompt: You want this coat? It's a factory mistake. It's 12 feet long. 
 Response: I've got the guns, and on your signal I'm going to pass them underneath near my feet so you can grab them. They'll never see it coming.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm not even a really good detective.  I'm new.  Why do you think these peep holes are so large in this newspaper?  
 Response: Yeah, last week I won a pair of steel toe boots.  I don't know what I'm going to use them for, but I won them.
Output: no
Prompt: Mindy, what brings you to the Grand Old Opry. You're all dressed up. Are you supposed to be performing here tonight? 
 Response: Hey, we all go through hard times, don't we?  Tragedy knows no age.
Output: no
Prompt: Now that you have swiped in, you may have any sub of your choosing, made of any mammal. 
 Response: Yeah, it's an Ellen Paige type.
Output: no
Prompt: Yeah, I remember you because of your blue eye and your brown eye.  
 Response: It's Pirate's Booty, the popcorn snack.
Output: no
Prompt: Eleanor, are you doing some kind of voo doo act? 
 Response: I bet Roger could give that explanation pretty good.
Output: no
Prompt: That reminds me, we've got to get this pigeon out of here. 
 Response: No, I suppose not.  I freely admit that in past times I have fibbed here or there, but it was always in service of our organization.
Output: no
Prompt: Pay no attention to my Dr. Scholls feet. 
 Response: The results came back that there are gays all over the place.
Output: no
Prompt: Garold, would you like to nominate anyone to be on the Sport Club board? 
 Response: I apologize for that. I've never done that before. We should probably put an extra sheet down.
Output: no
Prompt: Darling, you have to stop complaining. Your father and I won't be embarrassed on that stage. 
 Response: I know, I can't believe we've gotta wait so long since both our last names begin with z.
Output: no
Prompt: But we'd kind of like it if you'd help us build a fourth wall so that we could actually have a home up here in our tree fort. 
 Response: Good news guys, pudding for lunch again!
Output: no
Prompt: I noticed them flying, but thought what was really distinctive about these kids is their enthusiasm. 
 Response: Your own competition? Well, that's never been done before.
Output: no
Prompt: My name is Dwight David Arsenhower. I'm frequently confused for the former president. But, my name is Arsenhower. 
 Response: Aw, kiddo, I think that's such a huge responsibility. I'm honored. I think your name should be something powerful. Something valiant. So how about Erik? It's a Viking's name, I think. You saved all of our lives.
Output: no
Prompt: Do you hear that? That's elevator music and an automatic door. We're going into a grocery store. 
 Response: I've been in here quite some time and when I first got here, I was crisp. I'm not a raggedy tissue by choice.
Output: no
Prompt: Oh, you are obviously American. I apologize. This was just a demonstration. You'd really do me a solid if you could just be cool. 
 Response: Take any backpack, that's fine. It's like the bikes in Amsterdam. They're for anyone.
Output: no
Prompt: We will take her and treat her as our own. She will become part of our merry band as we pickpocket around the Eiffel Tower. 
 Response: Did he just try to eat his own hand?
Output: no
Prompt: Well, I'm sorry that you had a three way with this man and lost your friend in middle school. 
 Response: Murnice. My mother was going to call me Bernice, but she was humming when they got the gift certificate, I mean birth certificate.
Output: no
Prompt: He wants me to go to California with him. 
 Response: Treat yourself. You look like a guy who could use a real fun time.
Output: no
Prompt: I use an app for my boarding pass. Do you want to scan this? 
 Response: Oh, my childhood. I was raised by chickens.
Output: no
Prompt: The AI seems to be getting more and more like a human. 
 Response: Now, I understand that you probably have some hurt feelings about your father's unavailability, but the life of a contraptionist is a life that does not allow for happy families.
Output: no
Prompt: What is this strange liquid coming out from my beeps and boops? 
 Response: I've had half of two weeks of one semester.
Output: no
Prompt: Fred, you're not good at being mean.  
 Response: Oh, hello! Hello is always a wonderful thing to hear from anyone.
Output: no
Prompt: Yes, we used a government discount to purchase these tickets. 
 Response: Yes, it's right there. You literally took a shit in front of the bathroom.
Output: no
Prompt: I think she needs some food or something. 
 Response: We almost made it, though. If it wasn't for that accident.
Output: no
Prompt: If we get out of here, then people talk. So, we have to agree that this is going to stay between the three of us. 
 Response: Thank you for buying the hats. Although, that would make them collector's items.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm going to smother you to death. Much like you tried to do to your dear grandmother. 
 Response: Oh yeah, definitely. If she spontaneously combusted we could get you millions of dollars, probably.
Output: no
Prompt: Doctor, it seems like everyone's having a breakthrough. How about you? 
 Response: If you keep talking like that she's going to order me to slap you.
Output: no
Prompt: Oh, well hello there, little lady. This trip just picked up a little bit here. I'm headed out to California. Where are you headed? 
 Response: My god, I'm remembering sad things that happened before I was born.
Output: no
Prompt: Every day is a struggle for me with no arms. 
 Response: Yep, I go to church every Saturday?
Output: no
Prompt: Cousin, I just heard you are willing to give me a kidney to keep me alive. And i just want to thank you so much for that promise. 
 Response: And they've all got that chip on their should because it's not Big Egg Town.
Output: no
Prompt: The King and I has been sold out for weeks, how did you get tickets to that? 
 Response: Oh you weren't? OK. Well, don't be offended, Rudy, OK? You know, it's just a common affliction that goes along with alcoholism. Memory loss.
Output: no
Prompt: You know those Ed McMahon, like those letters that come in the mail? I mailed it in and won. 
 Response: Thanks. Do you have a piece of paper where I might copy your signature? Practice it?
Output: no
Prompt: I've never had an umbrella. 
 Response: Me neither. I just want us to have a future. Maybe some kids before it's took late.
Output: no
Prompt: Yeah, I heard she fell into the Grand Canyon. I heard she was torn apart by two coyotes. 
 Response: Sir, sir! There is no cooking on this bus. I'm going to have to ask you to get off. Get off the bus and get your rotund child with you.
Output: no
Prompt: I don't want people fighting in my coffee plantation. 
 Response: Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot there's a limit on it. Oh no, there's not. I can eat as much as I want including eggs and blue cheese dressing.
Output: no
Prompt: I told you they could hear us talking. 
 Response: You're detecting floating particles? That's a health hazard. Let me check.
Output: no
Prompt: I gotta tell you, I've been seeing this shrink for three months and I don't feel any closer to being mentally well. I can't even be excited about Christmas, to be honest with you. 
 Response: Oh, honey.  You seem all bound up inside, like your body's made of rocks and stones.
Output: no
Prompt: You could have told me fresh fish was the name of a person. 
 Response: Take off your metal vest.
Output: no
Prompt: This is Trish and Laura. 
 Response: I know, darling. He's an outsider, don't forget.
Output: no
Prompt: Kurt, do you want a dog? Maybe when the switch happens, I could be your dog. 
 Response: Dr. Gillalilly is right. We have to find that dog. That shouldn't be too hard.
Output: no
Prompt: You left some hazy instructions when you were being strangled by the monkey's paw. Can you please just go over it with me? 
 Response: Yes, I can kind of see it over your shoulder.
Output: no
Prompt: Oh, another great day at the firehouse where we walk down from the stairs, and we can walk back up again any time we want. 
 Response: What, don't you like when life is a bit of a mystery?
Output: no
Prompt: Oh man, that really aggravated my cancer. 
 Response: I really thought I could help, but I realized those are heavy boxes.
Output: no
Prompt: What kind of grocery list is this? It just says food. 
 Response: I don't want to share my blocks. I want to keep my blocks.
Output: no
Prompt: I did not see you in the back of the truck as well, my friend. 
 Response: Yeah, and judges hate that.
Output: no
Prompt: I lost all my money so I'm here for this inheritance now. 
 Response: I know you're from North Carolina, but please, let's not get into that.
Output: no
Prompt: Not many of us leave Country, so I'm kind of a pioneer of my people. I just wanted a more interesting life. 
 Response: Well, I'm from lore. Which means I'm a mythical creature.
Output: no
Prompt: Mr. Houston, I need you to come quick. Richard is about to go. 
 Response: Well, we wanted to get a jump on the day and see everything.
Output: no
Prompt: Well, there's the last of my money. 
 Response: Yeah, like I want the number of flavors to be ten times the number of people in the Baskin Robbins. That's when I'm most comfortable.
Output: no
Prompt: My name is Hank Thompson. Perhaps you've heard of me and the fine things I do for this city. 
 Response: Really? Well, I'm here because I was just looking to expand the family business. Maybe we can make a chain of our bagel shop. 
Output: no
Prompt: My mouth is so dry. 
 Response: I doubt it. He wasn't around then, right?
Output: no
Prompt: Well, if you cared enough to be with him while he tried to read me a bedtime story, you would have known. 
 Response: Thanks, Ted. I get what you're doing. You're just giving me a hard time. He isn't serious.
Output: no
Prompt: These are the doughnuts that make you levitate, right? 
 Response: I better practice my instrument.
Output: no
Prompt: This is Tia, my love relationship person. 
 Response: Are you going to sing it Abbapella, which is Abba without instrumental accompaniment.
Output: no
Prompt: Did you want me to hold your head? 
 Response: Yeah, and they promise this to be a six-hour production.
Output: no
Prompt: Excuse me, Father. Your homily has gone a little longer than normal. I heard some stomachs growling, and I would guess some congregants have gone to feed themselves. 
 Response: It terrifies me every single day. But if this is the way the world chooses to go out, who are we to say no? Maybe this is how it should end.
Output: no
Prompt: You can't find your yogurt? Why wouldn't you check in the fridge first? 
 Response: I've talked to you about this before, Okay? Just because I'm not your biological father doesn't mean that I'm not your dad. And I know I don't see you that much because I'm on the road a lot for my job as a prop comic.
Output: no
Prompt: Nail polish, are you hanging in there? How are you doing? 
 Response: She's sort of a slut. This lady will put on nail polish anywhere.
Output: no
Prompt: You look you're ready to have fun. Your eyes look very positive. Both of them. 
 Response: I've grown real attached to a lot of the stuff I had down there. Like a bean bag. I have a chicken down there. It's really small, you're not going to notice. It fits right in my pocket.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm taking the computer and I'm going to watch a movie. 
 Response: I will check out the situation and do what I think is necessary.
Output: no
Prompt: So, Iris, you're like a half ass fairy. 
 Response: We're so late to the party and we just thought we'd have missed out on a lot.
Output: no
Prompt: Yeah, we put on Katrina and the Waves playlist on iTunes and just jive. 
 Response: Matthew, here let me help you down from your horse. Put on your little sneakers.
Output: no
Prompt: It's time that we started ating like dueling presidents let roll out the maple syrup act of 2020. 
 Response: I've got umm just this piece of string so can I brorrow the money from you?
Output: no
Prompt: I appreciate all that you've done for me. 
 Response: It was old. It had fermented.
Output: no
Prompt: All these kids have speech impediments. 
 Response: Well, we're a very honest store with honest working people here, and we operate on that honesty first policy.
Output: no
Prompt: Eventually, they are going to start to wonder where everyone is to close the store. 
 Response: Yes, we actually do. We meet Thursdays at 6:30 pm.
Output: no
Prompt: Does the clock ever ring bells? 
 Response: OK. Thank you. I would love to wear those canvas shoes.
Output: no
Prompt: That's right, but I'll leave you a 20 dollar bill to order a pizza. 
 Response: All right, now, look.  It's simple.  Without the presence of those filthy, beautiful people in the world, there'll be an absence and, naturally, the rest of Europe will try and fill that hole leaving, I would imagine, borders free for our secret society to do as we please.
Output: no
Prompt: You'll have to forgive me, Jeremy Northam. I am unfamiliar with your work. 
 Response: Well your eyes are weird - they have no color. You look like the lead bassist from Limp Bizkit.
Output: no
Prompt: I got an A+ at school! 
 Response: That is Franklin Debonair. And he built an entire community on top of a cemetery. And underneath that is a Native American burial ground.
Output: no
Prompt: Mom and Dad, what kind of experiment are you doing on me? 
 Response: Maybe you could murder some fans after the show.
Output: no
Prompt: Mom and Dad, I only put you in this home and then lived with you in this home because I'm a mean, rotten, son. 
 Response: Charisma, don't crumple up the poem that you wrote for Mr. Brown. He might redeem himself later.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm running away. 
 Response: I kept both of those movies and I despise them.
Output: no
Prompt: Get a load of this: Daniel chopped some wood. 
 Response: You're sweating.
Output: no
Prompt: It's great that they have a Starbucks in here. 
 Response: Yeah, they're very forgettable though. I don't remember a lot of their names.
Output: no
Prompt: Wow, I wonder why she chose voodoo. Why that was her hobby, you know, like what is she running from. You know, what was before that? I mean how long's it going to last, right? 
 Response: It's really hard to read. It says "Here, read these to keep tack of the kookiness that ensues. Drink this powder. Don't add any water. You want it as dry as possible. You want it to literally dry out your insides as you drink/chew on it. Please enjoy. Your life is about to get complicated."
Output: no
Prompt: I'm Peter Two Horses. 
 Response: I'm sorry, giant, the pages were stuck together. And my dad can't read.
Output: no
Prompt: We're not going to sell caesar salads at Julius Caesar? 
 Response: Well, I sit very close to the TV because I'm vain and I refuse to get my eyes checked.
Output: no
Prompt: Slick, no one at school has ever seen you without your sunglasses. 
 Response: Oh, you're a dummy then.
Output: no
Prompt: Honey, it's time. Bruce is going to go find his wife. 
 Response: I've been performing here for 15 years, but I'm not a day over 25.
Output: no
Prompt: Pardon my breath, I'm drinking gasoline. 
 Response: Okay, and quick!  Cover yourself in all these furs so everyone won't see you.
Output: no
Prompt: Mr. Mitierry, are you doing okay?  Because sometimes when your neck is moving when you're talking it looks like you are maybe having a strain. 
 Response: That's right.  It's concession.  Do you need concession?
Output: no
Prompt: We got a clear shot to kill Geum, get the doughnuts, and get out of here. I want to go home. 
 Response: Oh, I think I saw that on Phil Donahue.
Output: no
Prompt: Are you guys ready for tonight's performance? 
 Response: And I've never had one.  I would just love to get up there one time up on that balcony.
Output: no
Prompt: No, you are not, sir. This is my jamon iberico shop. I am Antonio now. 
 Response: Wait, I can't let you die. I just met you and you convinced to me to start eating ham again. So, you're basically my best friend. I'm looking at both of ya. So both of you can take my compliment.
Output: no
Prompt: Oh, you've got scales, Poseidon. 
 Response: Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. You scratch our back, we'll scratch yours.
Output: no
Prompt: Is this about your wife that was stoned by the children and then ran away? 
 Response: We're just discussing some camp business, that's all.
Output: no
Prompt: You're waiting for a package but you're about to leave town? 
 Response: Hey, that's enough cats to move a bag. Do they get anything to eat in there?
Output: no
Prompt: Your children have a very special anniversary gift for you. 
 Response: They're like opposite people, you know?
Output: no
Prompt: The boy looks Episcopalian. 
 Response: Bert's pets offers the freshest of pet food. I don't do that bag crap.
Output: no
Prompt: Sorry, son.  What's up? 
 Response: Yeah, that's cool.  There's no one else here to talk to.
Output: no
Prompt: We haven't had a chance to try the doughnuts yet. But I wonder if there's something wrong with them, since none of the other people in the town are eating them. 
 Response: Look, I didn't come here to make friends. I came here to win. I didn't win, and here's why: I'm better than everybody else, and they're all stupid people.
Output: no
Prompt: Your name is T1m? What are you, some kind of cyber ghost? 
 Response: I wish I tinkled before I came in here. I'm very excited.
Output: no
Prompt: Hello, Rodney. 
 Response: Rodney, let me stop you right there. Here's what I think the issue is. It's not that you didn't learn anything in cooking school, because you clearly did. I think it's that you always seem to have just woken up. Were you just asleep just now?
Output: no
Prompt: We're looking for talent outside the box, something new that people haven't thought about.  
 Response: Should you live, Alfred, I think they will be pretty impressed by it.
Output: no
Prompt: Did you say that you're covered in chains or cheese? 
 Response: I'm going to copyright that. That's my idea.
Output: no
Prompt: Can you train both of these animals, as if they were dogs? 
 Response: Wait a minute, Doris, wouldn't you be interested to know if there's a world out there in which you succeeded with your swimming pool, and another where you didn't? To see what happened?
Output: no
Prompt: Cats do like milk, but it's not good for their digestive systems.? 
 Response: Well, once upon a time, I thought the same thing, but now I don't know anymore, Crocodile.
Output: no
Prompt: I just put the new setlist at your feet right now in case you need to remember the names of Rush songs. 
 Response: Thank you, Ms. Chalmers.
Output: no
Prompt: We're still talking, you rude family. 
 Response: Well, you're sort of in the middle. Right now you're at a Jay-Z level.
Output: no
Prompt: I thought the story was about a real shark? 
 Response: I gotta do this or I go back to jail.
Output: no
Prompt: Have you been at a lot of Lauren'ts delayed concerts? 
 Response: Yes, it was the office supplies, desk chairs and fancy fringework. 
Output: no
Prompt: What? Well, ladies can't pray. 
 Response: Please hurry.  Your lighthouse is the only thing that I could see in the darkness and I'm trying to get away from Ted.
Output: no
Prompt: You're so lucky!  Every time we play one of these card games with an announcer, you always win something. 
 Response: Of course, your majesty.  I'll leave you with my hygienist, June.  She'll take good care of you.
Output: no
Prompt: I just ask his guy if he's a comedian and he said no. 
 Response: OK. I'd like a book to teach my child the vowels.
Output: no
Prompt: I never put it together, I still haven't. 
 Response: Oh no, Elle shes not  a newscaster silly, shes an actress like me.
Output: no
Prompt: Yeah, everybody's heard of Mrs. Chicken Feathers. Look at my t-shirt. 
 Response: Would you want to join us in the outside world where Edgar and I come from? It's so much less abstract.
Output: no
Prompt: I made fifty dollars in the bathroom helping a man wash his hands. It seems like a divine moment because I've just been praying this morning about being able to afford in the parking ticket I got last week. 
 Response: There's many churches, we're very developed here in Palm Springs, very Christian-like. Everything's normal. You really have your choice. Also we have a chapel here at The Parker resort.
Output: no
Prompt: Jucinderin, it's Christmas and a lot of us have somewhere to be. Is there anyway you can release this plane and let it fly to Cincinnati? 
 Response: My goodness. You've been here since the beginning. Do you not remember?
Output: no
Prompt: Arlene, I couldn't find you and I got scared. Donald is missing. 
 Response: If you'll just allow us, we were both on our speech and debate teams in high school and we're very adept at making arguments.
Output: no
Prompt: Now is the present does that make sense? 
 Response: I'm sorry mom it's just that I have so many feelings.
Output: no
Prompt: Michelle is married. To a Honda Civic. She's been marrying cars all over town. 
 Response: Yeah! Go get em Michelle. Go get em car!
Output: no
Prompt: Hey, if you ever run into my son down here, I want you to do him right. Tell him to eat a heart. 
 Response: I don't know why you can't, but you're right.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm from one of those snake handler churches. They don't let us have cookies there. 
 Response: It's like I'm eating the ghost of a cookie because the flavor's gone to heaven.
Output: no
Prompt: Oh, I'm supposed to go to this funeral. I was going to be the guy who sings the funeral song. 
 Response: You looking for a dad? I miss my son.
Output: no
Prompt: Everyone else put their best foot forward on the show. That's certainly true of Daniel. He did a good job. 
 Response: I'd love nothing more. I'll tell you anything you want to know.
Output: no
Prompt: To be honest, I did not think about the amount of knife work that would be required and these bandages keep getting wet so I have to keep stopping and changing them. 
 Response: It's probably like one of those Benihanna's where they get real excited. It's probably somebodies birthday. Why else would they be here at noon?
Output: no
Prompt: If what I'm thinking is happening is happening, this Hell Angel is probably just a walking allergy. 
 Response: You're new here, so you don't know, but this sounds like that guy Jasperteen. He's been coming around this park for the last 15 years giving people fake money.
Output: no
Prompt: We're 2:04 away from showtime. On the nose. 
 Response: Maybe my patented underhand style will work this time in the afterlife.
Output: no
Prompt: Chuck, you're OK with negative attention? You just want the attention? 
 Response: OK. That is refreshing. I feel much better now and am ready to go out on camera.
Output: no
Prompt: Do you have any interest in Kyle? 
 Response: Well, of course he is. What are you talking about?
Output: no
Prompt: That poor man, he died. 
 Response: He's trying but all that he has managed to do is call 911.
Output: no
Prompt: Hi, sorry we're late. We were having a bit of a kissing party in the lavatory. 
 Response: Thanks. I thought I wanted this, but it's a lot more responsibility then I feel like I can handle.
Output: no
Prompt: Sven, when you asked me to be in this relationship, I thought it would be just us. But, now there's 100 unemployed people living with us, as well. 
 Response: I have diabetes.
Output: no
Prompt: I need you to just really consider your thoughts and feelings before you act on them. Other people need the computer for work. 
 Response: Oh, one step at a time. Is this murderous dog still in your home?
Output: no
Prompt: The lady doesn't seem interested in you, pal. 
 Response: No, we made them look like wood.
Output: no
Prompt: Are you part giant, sir? 
 Response: Oh, yeah. You've been calling me dude a lot and I like that. So, you can call me dude because I don't remember my given name.
Output: no
Prompt: Daniel, fan away some of the smoke with your signature cowboy hat. 
 Response: I know. I wish the cameras were turned on because this really doesn't really help anyone when they can't see his new side.
Output: no
Prompt: And also, I can't get back up the pole. The fireman pole. And I can't find the stairs. 
 Response: We're the same age though, my mom and me. We grew up together. It's weird.
Output: no
Prompt: How many bananas was your husband buying? 
 Response: Oh, those are knock knock jokes.
Output: no
Prompt: Well, my work here is done. Goodbye, until next time. 
 Response: That's nice because you have a weak chin.
Output: no
Prompt: You guys can't just have ice water. You have to order something to eat. 
 Response: I would love to be returned back to my royal status and to my rat kingdom far, far away in Wisconsin.
Output: no
Prompt: You have not got much to live for besides this child in box. 
 Response: We left Baltimore to find something new. Maybe that new thing is death. Do you want to give it a try with me?
Output: no
Prompt: I would really like to use the bathroom, she's been in there a long time. 
 Response: Your penmanship needs work. I didn't realize when I picked up this chicken scratch that this was a confession from you. But now that I know this, you could have been cooler with me over the years.
Output: no
Prompt: Of course we grew up in Minsk and then spent some time in Italy. Before we come here. 
 Response: OK, then I'd like to see you pick it up and bind some bills with that.
Output: no
Prompt: We're telling the general public that three astronauts, Neil Armstron, Buzz Aldred and Michael Collins are going up in one capsule, Apollo 11. 
 Response: The acid from that pickle could kill her with the state her stomach is in.
Output: no
Prompt: Larry the squirrel lived a good life. He had a lot of nut knowledge in his brain. I hope that guy gets it. 
 Response: I thought you were going to get that trap door put in your skull?
Output: no
Prompt: All I wanted was to serve steaks to my friends. I'm so sorry. 
 Response: I'd like to think that one day, one of you could be like a son to me.
Output: no
Prompt: It's kinda spooky in here. 
 Response: I don't care. I don't like theater, it's stupid. It's outdated.
Output: no
Prompt: You used to play the spoons, didn't you? 
 Response: All of them.  I'm a very thorough dentist in my practice.
Output: no
Prompt: She was the one who set his hair on fire. 
 Response: You know what? We'll wrap you in these towels and you'll look like a burrito, sir.
Output: no
Prompt: So, there's singing and acting in your musical theater piece, Lord of the Flies? 
 Response: Remember, he got killed during rehearsal. God rest his soul.
Output: no
Prompt: Jared and Joseph, you don't need to pick up those quarters that Dana vomited. 
 Response: Yeah, Miss White. We can always do science at home.
Output: no
Prompt: The idea here in heaven is that everybody is kind of chill and we're having good times, and we praise God all day. 
 Response: Okay, well as you can see we have racks and racks of flowing, short-sleeved shirts.
Output: no
Prompt: The guy behind me went to hell because he's Jewish and he ate marshmallows. 
 Response: It is because I have, how you say, shrunk. I am smaller.
Output: no
Prompt: Your beautiful brown eyes, they are like a great spruce. 
 Response: Yes, and I'm Cynthia, drinker of bone broth and runner of the Grand Ole Opry.
Output: no
Prompt: Wow, it sounds like you have a pretty profitable business for two little girls. Does it have a name or anything like that, or is there a specific service you guys provide? 
 Response: Well, I am the King of Sudan. We have a lot of insurgents. Is there a way possibly we can take care of that?
Output: no
Prompt: This is why I never got married in the first place 
 Response: Because if the mother fucker died, they could blame it on us.
Output: no
Prompt: I was hoping I could meet your wife and have a couple of kids, but I guess there's nowhere around here that a man can get kids. 
 Response: And one, two quarters from me too.
Output: no
Prompt: Hi, I'm not  Joe. Get it? It's opposite of being Joe. 
 Response: It's your style and your flair. It's the way you live your life that tells me for our 15th wedding anniversary, you want to swim.
Output: no
Prompt: Mike, you're so sweet to me. 
 Response: Yeah, you're magic and shit, so I was able to keep my brain functioning and my mouth lip flaps moving.
Output: no
Prompt: I lost your peaches. 
 Response: We've already had our fill, but fine. Let's spit it into each other's mouths.
Output: no
Prompt: There's something about your brown teeth that makes me think it's like the end of a day on a Monday when I've had a martini.  
 Response: I am. It's very mezmorizing. It's like the Tuesday of balls.
Output: no
Prompt: So, this ant farm will be a tourist attraction. 
 Response: You're very cunning, sir. That was on purpose. Every bank has a little meaning like that.
Output: no
Prompt: Why is that fighting couple over there looking back towards us? 
 Response: Well, part of it was written in Spanish, and I don't know Spanish, so I'm hoping we don't need that part.
Output: no
Prompt: So I'm sorry to say that your condition is very severe. 
 Response: Yeah I saw you getting fired, how long did it take to stop crying?
Output: no
Prompt: I like to be helpful because it's my job. 
 Response: Oh, I won't, trust me. I always am down to stick it to the man.
Output: no
Prompt: Oh, so the nature of you non-confrontation made you answer the answer incorrectly. 
 Response: Well somebody did under your account.
Output: no
Prompt: I am filled with sugar and mist and everything pissed and I won't listen to a word you say.. 
 Response: Oh great, look you even gave me a slammer!
Output: no
Prompt: Before I blow out the candles, I just want to say that I'm so glad that I didn't invite my work friends. It's just you guys. 
 Response: He's pointing to a picture of chicken cor don bleau. We're not gonna make you chicken cor don bleau. You're a damn dog.
Output: no
Prompt: I am sensing both of you do not like me anymore. 
 Response: Come live with us in the sewers. It is stinky, but then we have like makeshift things like when you attach a boot to an arm and you pull a thing. Like mouse trap.
Output: no
Prompt: Nancy, I can't read your emotions right now.  Are you having a positive reaction to what Denise said? 
 Response: Yeah, you know, they say take nothing but pictures and leave nothing but footprints, but I also like to leave some nice repair work.  I might fix a door hinge or a clasp.
Output: no
Prompt: Thank you, Mr. Madison, for stating that fact. 
 Response: It's the square. There's something about it. It brings out things.
Output: no
Prompt: Are you the mother of the child that came today? 
 Response: Yeah, lighten that load, sweetheart. It's just you, me, and the Dalai Lama from here on out.
Output: no
Prompt: What's going on with your purse, Renee? 
 Response: Yeah, it's like that scene in Star Wars, where Luke Skywalker was forced into the trash compactor.
Output: no
Prompt: We're also going to need a team manager and we were hoping that you would help out with that. Don't you know business? 
 Response: That's more of a spoken rule and not a written one. So, that can't come back to bite us. There's no need to write that down. We'll remember.
Output: no
Prompt: I bet if we put a popsicle stick into each inner chamber of this whale and connect it with the shoelace, I can tug it to the right and the left and we can steer this vessel. 
 Response: Well, you know me. I'm Tad. I'm just a simple guy. I'm a Lieutenant in the Navy.
Output: no
Prompt: Your majesty, what? What do we do about the scroll? 
 Response: I'm sorry, I've never done this before. You have to buy something for it to open.
Output: no
Prompt: We can give you an iPad or a warm place to rest your head instead of our credit cards. 
 Response: That's what I'm trying to do, but this is my here corner. 
Output: no
Prompt: Here's the thing. I know my wife is very cool. I mean, I'm married to her, and obviously I enjoy the fact that she's very cool. 
 Response: Well, the owner has a key and then you have the lock pick. We could probably try one of those.
Output: no
Prompt: Look at that idiot up there telling us about gateway drugs and slippery slopes. 
 Response: Yeah, but you know what? It wasn't that great to begin with.
Output: no
Prompt: They say that one day, the sea will give all the children back that it has taken. 
 Response: I'm a grown man. Aw, alright.
Output: no
Prompt: Let me ask you a question Miss Thompsjacks. It is Miss, isn't it? 
 Response: I think it's just so hot here in Savannah, Georgia, that I don't know myself.
Output: no
Prompt: Oh, we had a favorite cow when I was growing up. It would sleep in the bed. We would put makeup on her. Her name was Jasmine. 
 Response: Aw, hell yeah, Mr. Determen. Let me pump this fist a couple times.
Output: no
Prompt: Bye Wilt Chamberlain's ghost. 
 Response: Yeah, I've been putting in extra hours at The Forum.
Output: no
Prompt: I would think that a magical creature would have just a little more patience with us, Iris. 
 Response: That's what we do. We get drunk all the time.
Output: no
Prompt: You just want to go through the door and jiggle the handle just a little bit. If a guy comes in, just say "I'm in here!". 
 Response: I feel like I should start with G because I'm thinking gee, this is a crazy time.
Output: no
Prompt: Now, what were you going to say about hip hop? 
 Response: Oh, that's weird. It's like she teleported you or something.
Output: no
Prompt: I have an office over on fifth avenue. Does that sound like I'm a criminal? 
 Response: Oh no, the stapler went in my eye.
Output: no
Prompt: You're so masculine.  You're all man.  I mean, from the outside.  I don't know what you're like on the inside.  I didn't mean to get too personal. 
 Response: I understand you guys are here to do some spelunking, and when I was a surface man, I enjoyed the company of others.  I thought, perhaps, I might show you around down here in the shadowy subways.
Output: no
Prompt: Remember, they are half cousins. 
 Response: Really? When did you hear her singing about it in the shower? How does the song go?
Output: no
Prompt: If I want to be real mean, do I have to look them in the eye? 
 Response: And then go to bed and smoke.  Maybe we will die this way.
Output: no
Prompt: Objection! I'd like to object using the same case Tim just cited. 
 Response: I'm so mad at you. You've distracted me from that ticket for months now.
Output: no
Prompt: They saw your arms. They were pointing at them. He almost touched your arms. 
 Response: Let me see that ticket. It says 1947? It's not that year now.
Output: no
Prompt: We are ready to paint this whole building orange if you don't let me out of this contract, Mr. MTV. 
 Response: Put on a happy smile and try your darndest.
Output: no
Prompt: We died in a car. Our car is also a ghost. 
 Response: Alliteration is my favorite literary device.
Output: no
Prompt: Look who it is, Richard Jefferson! 
 Response: It's a Luger. It's a pistol from Nazi Germany.
Output: no
Prompt: Young Loretta Lynn told me these words about love. 
 Response: I love you too - I want to say, Marjorie?
Output: no
Prompt: Being a model on The Price is Right is the greatest gig you could ever hope for. 
 Response: If we can get on the first taping of The Price is Right - they're doing nine tapings today - we can make that funeral and hardly miss anything.
Output: no
Prompt: There's something I haven't told you. i'm going to set you loose on the city of Paris to see how you make your way. You, a 13 year old girl. My mother did the same thing to me, and I turned out this way. 
 Response: They look like they can touch the sky!  Scrape it, even!
Output: no
Prompt: I just assumed you spelled your name Teen. 
 Response: We own a comic book store and we're pretty nerdy, but you knowing that is nerdy.
Output: no
Prompt: I think we're good here, Tim. Thank you very much for checking in on me. 
 Response: Oh. Happy anniversary?
Output: no
Prompt: Danielle, he says we have overdue movies. 
 Response: No, no - I mean, I don't think so. I haven't been to the doctor. I don't really believe in doctors.
Output: no
Prompt: Now, here's what I'm thinking of for costumes, okay?  Everyone is in fur!  It's Romeo and Juliet, but it's set in Alaska. 
 Response: Briff, a knee is a very important place for a young woman.
Output: no
Prompt: Lorraine, you've saved this town. All seven of us. 
 Response: I quit because the stress got to me.
Output: no
Prompt: When I went on break, David was in the tower talking to Mr. Cruthers and Mr. LaCroix about it. 
 Response: I don't look down. I have a fear of heights.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm what they call petite. 
 Response: Oh, yeah. That's so ghosts don't come and go of their free will. You gotta invite them in.
Output: no
Prompt: All right, everybody, set your harps up 
 Response: Like, not a girl, but not yet a woman.
Output: no
Prompt: I don't give a fuck if they're talking to the bouncer.. I just want my fucking cod and my fucking 10 beers. 
 Response: I want 27 orders of the cod. That's what you're paying for.
Output: no
Prompt: You know, you didn't tell me your name. 
 Response: You grew up so big, Ana, but you still talk like a baby.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm starting this new wine tasting gig. I think this town could really use it. 
 Response: This is Johnny? Oh, Betsy, he's not what I pictured. You couldn't do better than this loser?
Output: no
Prompt: Sparkling or Tap? 
 Response: You know what was a big part of it? When you broke that cop's nose with a rock. That got me going.
Output: no
Prompt: What are you doing in here? Why did you unlock the bathroom I was using? 
 Response: I don't want to use the plastic stuff. It causes cancer.
Output: no
Prompt: Michelle the car wants you to get out too. 
 Response: It is! The whole time. This is like our spot.
Output: no
Prompt: Who are you? The guy who wanted to smoke? And now he's knocked out, we can't ask him. 
 Response: This is scary as fuck.
Output: no
Prompt: I can't go into the store today. Can you just be the manager? I'm feeling bad. 
 Response: Oh, yeah. Am I going to be in the paper?
Output: no
Prompt: I have to say, Florida International Airport has done such a good job of creating that walkway right onto the airplane from the airport that sometimes you don't even know you're on the plane yet. Yet, here we are on the plane. 
 Response: Yeah, right. I just want to get home to see my family, you know. I left too late. Now, here I am, flying on Christmas Day.
Output: no
Prompt: Shut your goddamn mouth! 
 Response: That's the only type of spoon I'm interested in. Specifically, I'd like to concentrate on all the states that start with the letter M.
Output: no
Prompt: Okay, buddy. There's a couple of bathrooms but you want this one? 
 Response: OK, but this isn't for eating. It's just for stringing around the tree. I thought we could have some festivities.
Output: no
Prompt: My name's Frant, of course, I said that before. 
 Response: Well, I have one with and one without, so I'm just going to mix them around and we'll just see what happens.
Output: no
Prompt: We've gotten so far away from real people with real stories on reality TV. 
 Response: We don't have a jail in this town, so if we've never seen one, it's not real.
Output: no
Prompt: So, you never got to be on the college improv team. 
 Response: You know, if I actually had filled out that certificate, it probably would have been a real marriage.
Output: no
Prompt: So your Esty shop was going to be "I'm selling bottles of water with glass inside"? 
 Response: You know, but if we drive too fast, you might not see you car.
Output: no
Prompt: Here it is mama, here you go. 
 Response: Yeah you're right. Would you have to look this hard for a hard working child in a functioning society?
Output: no
Prompt: I thought you were just going to rip the tickets. 
 Response: Well, if we have to. We need those tickets.
Output: no
Prompt: I've got the hardest job of all the wives. 
 Response: Yeah, I mean, they said it was air escaping but I know it was him.
Output: no