niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: It has always been my dream to convert chefs into scientists. 
 Response: That's why you kept making us dress up in lab coats!
Output: yes
Prompt: Aberleen, are you in enjoying yourself at this play? I'm having mixed emotions. 
 Response: I'm worried about the baby, Paul.
Output: yes
Prompt: Mr. churro man, do you know the lady? 
 Response: Are you doing some sort of investigation right now?
Output: yes
Prompt: I want you to think of bagging groceries as playing Tetris. Playing Tetris with the food and the cleaning supplies and the tools. Here's an item: eggs. Does it go on the bottom? 
 Response: I've going to say bottom. My mom told me to be aggressive when bagging.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hello, sir, welcome to DM Sliders' Bike Shop. 
 Response: Welcome nice and proper from you. I'd like to buy a bike or two.
Output: yes
Prompt: Patty LaPone has brought in an oil painting. It's not even a photo. 
 Response: We should hold onto it. If she forgets about it, maybe it will be worth something in 22 years.
Output: yes
Prompt: Look it's splashing onto the cows. 
 Response: Oh at least they seem to be enjoying it, look at them dance!
Output: yes
Prompt: Is there a problem, officer? 
 Response: Well, your wives and family outside asked me to come in and check on you. To be honest I feel not respected as an officer of the law that I am playing messenger right now.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm sorry, sir. But, the audience all has to go home. We all have plans. 
 Response: OK. Well, go on. Have a safe drive.
Output: yes
Prompt: She needs her cigarette. She'll be just fine. Eat this cigarette. Wrap your tits around your neck and let's go out there. 
 Response: She's 172 years old. Why is she still working at The Price is Right?
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, you know, master, the prophecy has foretold that he will eventually turn against you. 
 Response: Yes, I hate the prophecy.  Wait, it says he will turn against me, but it doesn't say anything about why.  What if we prevent him from meeting his actual birth parents?
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, sure. You're busy talking with other people. 
 Response: Well, that's a very natural feeling, to be jealous of everyone you'r father speaks to. Because your father doesn't make very much time for you, I'm sure, and you're just hanging around in your bedroom looking down the road, waiting for him to show up to pat you on the head before you go to bed. And when he does, he shows up with all his friends and barely even looks at you.
Output: yes
Prompt: Let's grab this body put it on the gurney. Excuse me, ma'am, can you please move? We're trying to take this body out. 
 Response: For a nominal fee, I can take the body in my Toyota Prius.
Output: yes
Prompt: You guys are going to want to take a moment and say a few words to your poster before I put it in the recycling bin. 
 Response: Could you please mash down the stuff that's already in the recycling bin, so that the lid closes all the way and I don't have to see the poster sticking out?
Output: yes
Prompt: So, I'm afraid that Rita might come after the rest of us because, you know, once she realizes it's fine out here - which, I knew it would be by the way. I'm sorry I misled you. 
 Response: You told us the zombies would be here for more than a year and a half and that we should use the full two years of the panic room. What's the matter, are you some kind of lonely weirdo who can't make friends and tried to create a zombie apocalypse to get strangers into his home?
Output: yes
Prompt: Does anyone know what it feels like to be on crack versus to smoke hair? Just so we know. 
 Response: I know what it feels like to smoke hair. So I'll know if it's just hair.
Output: yes
Prompt: Is it worth $50 to you to get your laundry done? Opportunity costs. 
 Response: At this point, yeah, it is. I really have to get my laundry done.
Output: yes
Prompt: Dearly beloved, Garrison Kheeler is here. 
 Response: Thank you for the intro Prince. Now, what I'd like to do is just talk you all to sleep and then Prince, the Governor and I are going to root through your home and take whatever we deem valuable.
Output: yes
Prompt: Roger, we have to be honest with you. We're going through a bit of a hard time right now. Don was just fired. 
 Response: From a restaurant. This restaurant.
Output: yes
Prompt: Mom, you're leaning on my volcano. Please be careful. 
 Response: I can't tell what in this house is a leaning volcano and what isn't.
Output: yes
Prompt: Thank you. I'm keeping this glasses-shucker here to listen to us because I like when people watch what I do. It makes me feel important. 
 Response: We prefer to call ourselves sales associates. I don't shuck things, it's not corn. It's glasses.
Output: yes
Prompt: Why are you giving us such a narrow range of temperatures? Highs in the 36's? 
 Response: Excuse me, I went to school for six months for this, OK? It cost me $30,000. I had to take out a loan. I sold my eggs four times.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hey, if you ever run into my son down here, I want you to do him right. Tell him to eat a heart. 
 Response: You're telling me that you have a lady at home alone? See ya later!
Output: yes
Prompt: Mr. Cruthers jumped off of the tower. 
 Response: Oh, no, Cruthers! That's a very high tower.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's tasteless! 
 Response: It's paper for wiping, like the Puffs Plus.
Output: yes
Prompt: Did you get them taken out or did you just let them grow in there? 
 Response: I went on Weight Watchers and I worked to eat the proper amount of snacks.
Output: yes
Prompt: I cannot operate because this is my long lost son. 
 Response: It's me, Roger.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, we like things done differently. Sometimes I eat my soup without a spoon. 
 Response: He will. He'll do it and I'll invite the neighbors over and we'll pretend it's TV.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm just pushing along. I'm just going to stand here and hold myself up on the counter until I fall over. 
 Response: Grandma, the counter's bending because of how much pressure you're putting on it.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hold on Jared and Joseph, you've disrupted this science fair and Linda's presenting her experiment and OK, yeah, I guess in order to show that the experiment works, we can take two students and put them in here and see what happens. 
 Response: Well, Heidi, it's a classic fold by Mrs. White. She almost took control of the situation as an adult supervising science fair, but then she let herself be bowled over by 2 kids.
Output: yes
Prompt: You have another blonde mustache on your chest? 
 Response: Yes, but I have to bleach it myself. No one will do it for me.
Output: yes
Prompt: I don't know if you deserve this poem, Mr. Brown after what you did to those kids. In a household that gives a lot of compliments, you sure give a lot of mean words. 
 Response: Wow, Charisma's reading my poem so well. It sounds better when it is read out loud.
Output: yes
Prompt: I thought I'd leave work early so we could have sex. 
 Response: That's new. You don't usually show me affection.
Output: yes
Prompt: We joked around a lot on the set of the movie The Net. 
 Response: Lot of jokes in that movie, even though it's a very sad story.
Output: yes
Prompt: You know what? I regret poisoning your wife all those years ago. 
 Response: I regret finding this information out right now.
Output: yes
Prompt: I notice that you've been draining my underground lake. This lake has been in my LaCroix family for years. 
 Response: Why are you saying LaCroix? What does that mean?
Output: yes
Prompt: Kids, I had to run away in the night, leaving everything behind. 
 Response: You're just like those parrots, Mr. Brown.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, if you cared enough to be with him while he tried to read me a bedtime story, you would have known. 
 Response: It's true. Really, our daughter was teaching me to read.
Output: yes
Prompt: You know what I would choose to play if I win? Happy Birthday. To really stick it to Mildred and Benny Hill. 
 Response: How's that going to stick it to them, to send them a check? Don't you think they're going to get paid?
Output: yes
Prompt: I lied. I said there were a great many Blockbusters. 
 Response: What else is different from the world that you're hiding from us? We only get news from you.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, I'll munch up on that. Thank you. 
 Response: Hey, not my fortune! You ate my fortune.
Output: yes
Prompt: What do you kids do at home when saying good bye to each other? Do you kiss on the mouth or not? 
 Response: We shake hands at home. It's just a normal handshake.
Output: yes
Prompt: Of course they're puppet sized sleeping bags. I'm a puppet. What do you think I sleep in? 
 Response: I understand you're a puppet and you have a puppet sized sleeping bag. But why do you have so many puppet sized sleeping bags?
Output: yes
Prompt: Okay, well, unless you have a ticket we can't you into the game. 
 Response: Well, look. I'm willing to go in here without pay.
Output: yes
Prompt: Melissa, I'm not asking you to be a professional. I'm just asking if this looks OK. 
 Response: It looks good. It fits you. You're very blue. It's all very navy colored and I think that was the color they wore.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yo, Salvatore, you was the shit on Jeopardy. You really was. 
 Response: Wow, a fan. You have TV in this tree house?
Output: yes
Prompt: Yeah, Quadge is Massapequin for literally two steps ahead. 
 Response: Man, I wish you'd stop rubbing your Massapequin heritage in my face all the time!
Output: yes
Prompt: That's right. I remember I had a friend who was a ladle. Another friend was an egg timer. 
 Response: One of your friends was just one of those trays that hold silverware.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's good to see you!  What've you been up to? 
 Response: Uh, well, I was sleeping, uh, most recently, and then you guys opened the lid and then it was like a rude awakening for me.
Output: yes
Prompt: Phil, look by the riverbank. See that gator? He's like, gesturing to us with his head. 
 Response: I don't want us going anywhere near this gator. We're not going in and sleeping and swimming and doing god know's what with this gator. We're going to deal with the luggage trunks.
Output: yes
Prompt: Listen Mary, Chuck doesn't know he's been replaced by a robotic camera. Mostly, he's just been holding my phone during the broadcast. 
 Response: I've noticed that. Is that why he's been pressing on it?
Output: yes
Prompt: We don't have any money for you, sorry. Just passing through. 
 Response: I recognize you, you're that guy from the billboard. You're the guy who holds the cake.
Output: yes
Prompt: It is in an insult to the church and to a woman.? 
 Response: Yeah, we are both good Catholics.  We both served in the Swiss Guard for many years before we bought this super yacht.
Output: yes
Prompt: Wait, this guy's from Brazil, but he thinks you're a Brazilian princess? 
 Response: These guys are dumb like that.
Output: yes
Prompt: There's this really awesome band called the Rabbit Hares and they love mixing all the styles. 
 Response: Mostly swing and ska.
Output: yes
Prompt: Does that ever cause problems? You never fully fall asleep and you walk around in a circle with one eye open. 
 Response: Yeah, on planes. I'm always getting yelled at by the stewards.
Output: yes
Prompt: You know, I want to get ahead in this business so I'll do whatever you say. 
 Response: Yeah, that's right you will, Art.
Output: yes
Prompt: Why are you saying no? I haven't even touched you yet. 
 Response: I'm sorry. I'm just thinking of something. I have to go lay down. I've got one of my headaches.
Output: yes
Prompt: Seriously, you could use a haircut. 
 Response: Probably could use a shave, too. I don't look too young for someone trying to play a five year old.
Output: yes
Prompt: We haven't mapped the new drain out yet, kid. We don't know what might be in there. 
 Response: What could go wrong? You turn and you go and you find yourself there.
Output: yes
Prompt: This is Carolyn, who is human. 
 Response: That's what the brochure said. From the agency.
Output: yes
Prompt: What do you mean, I can't leave the parking garage? You have my car. 
 Response: Yeah, we're keeping it until you get your ticket.
Output: yes
Prompt: Why do you think your marriage has been on a decline since the marriage? 
 Response: Well, I don't think I really wanted to be married. I think I just wanted to have a wedding. Maybe I should have just done that, found a gal who just wanted to have a wedding just like me, and we just did the wedding and then went out separate ways afterwards.
Output: yes
Prompt: This pudding is called Budino. You're going to eat it. 
 Response: I want a new nanny.
Output: yes
Prompt: You know, it's funny. I grew up in Naval Base and they always thought it was Tine. 
 Response: Naval Base, Indiana? That's where my wife went to school.
Output: yes
Prompt: What if Lou were to go out as you and talk to the janitors. That way, they think they're talking to Ryan Seacrest. 
 Response: Really quickly, put some make up over the giant scar on my face before I go out there.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's a small bag. There are two cats. 
 Response: Hey, that's enough cats to move a bag. Do they get anything to eat in there?
Output: yes
Prompt: It's on me too. I'm not good with dates and remembering things. 
 Response: It's not like we've left you at a park or anything.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, I can steam a potato at home! 
 Response: We came to this theater to eat exotic foods and, admittedly, large quantities of roast beef.  Roast beef is a staple of our diet.
Output: yes
Prompt: Evelyn, do you have your eye on any gentleman here at Sport Club? 
 Response: Any Orzaball will do, but this one's very close and somewhat good looking.
Output: yes
Prompt: I believe in you I think you should run for dueling president. 
 Response: Are you serious that sounds amazing if I run then you are going to be my VP.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, I'm thinking that the probability that that might happen is probably the same amount as the probability that got us stranded under here anyway. So let's do it, huh? 
 Response: Sulu makes a lot of sense.
Output: yes
Prompt: He's an asshole. No, no, he is. You can say it. 
 Response: But, yeah, I apologize. So that makes it OK.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, I was gonna pick out something, but it turns out all the jewelry here's cursed, baby. 
 Response: But baby, we're getting married in an hour and a half.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yeah, you have really weird breath. I can't totally place it. 
 Response: It's Pirate's Booty, the popcorn snack.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yes, in the story. He's got the manatee saying "You're delusional." Essentially. ? 
 Response: Yes, but he doesn't seem to be taking that in as Ronnie. Only as Darlene.
Output: yes
Prompt: Which K-pop group do you like the most? 
 Response: Oh, yeah. I love K-pop, as in Kansas Pop.
Output: yes
Prompt: Everyone backup. I'm about to do a push kick and then a back move and a dance. 
 Response: It's gonna look real cool, but then your face is gonna bleed.
Output: yes
Prompt: Bonjorno, Prince Apasia. It is me, Roberto Munini. Please help me shine my Oscar. 
 Response: Hi, I'm Getcha Bemy. And I'm just a lady who likes to get it.
Output: yes
Prompt: Ms. Sapsworth, I don't want to take off my skivvies. There's something under there I'm too ashamed to show. It's a little demon man. He lives in here. 
 Response: Well, I think I've got time for another exorcism. How about you?
Output: yes
Prompt: OK, so what I'm getting from this, is there was a big protest about this new law? 
 Response: And you brought in a bunch of archers and shot everyone who disagreed with you.
Output: yes
Prompt: Girls, let me ask you a question. What's it to be? Am I to keep your credit cards, or are you going to keep them because you don't trust me? 
 Response: How about this. Why don't we take the credit cards back, and you can come live with us?
Output: yes
Prompt: I have so many experiences on any given day. I ride the bus a lot. 
 Response: Wow, you really are perfect for this job. Just make sure not to tell anybody because then you'll die in like ten minutes like I am right now.
Output: yes
Prompt: Look at my pictures. That's Thomas Edison, right? 
 Response: That looks like another devil.
Output: yes
Prompt: We need hats, there's gotta be hats for the penguin show. 
 Response: Guys, this is a bogus errand. I'll take care of all of this tomorrow.
Output: yes
Prompt: Why are you so mad? I'm like five minutes late. 
 Response: Do you know what can happen in five minutes? We don't know what the traffic is going to be like here in the midwest.
Output: yes
Prompt: I have got to get to the States. They have freedoms we have not even dreamed of here. 
 Response: That's right. You gotta do you, girl. Go to America and make us proud.
Output: yes
Prompt: Your majesty, please forgive me for trying to get you to buy a ticket to the blimp. 
 Response: Look, I was trying to go incognito, which is why I put on these fake ears.
Output: yes
Prompt: I didn't expect that to be a part of it, that the suit would look good. 
 Response: I feel beautiful.
Output: yes
Prompt: He lives over in Beauterville. You'd have to get in a car to get to his house. 
 Response: Well, can you imagine such a trick? If god wanted us to be in cars he'd a put wheels on us.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hey little lady, welcome to Beer Town. We're gonna throw beer in your face. 
 Response: And then we're gonna hit you in the head with balloons and make you wear a hat that says derogatory things about women.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, let me find out where Vlad is. You just stay right here in the cereal aisle. You don't move. 
 Response: I can't. My left side doesn't move anymore.
Output: yes
Prompt: How's you heart doing, Lisa? 
 Response: It's fine. It's fine. Everything's going to be fine. My heart's not going to give me any problems if that's what you're thinking.
Output: yes
Prompt: Janet, Mr. Commissioner, we just got the numbers from France, and they are huge. People are getting on planes by the dozens and they're coming over, and they are ready for the world's fair. 
 Response: Okay. I need you to get in touch with some hotels and make sure there are beds for bodies.
Output: yes
Prompt: Rodney, do you think it's OK to give Tiptop my credit card? 
 Response: I don't know. Did you hear Tiptop say he used to own a business?
Output: yes
Prompt: I didn't rent Amile from here either. 
 Response: Danielle, did you rent Amile or not? And now look me in the eye when you tell me.
Output: yes
Prompt: Those were my jagged little pills. 
 Response: It's ironic, isn't it.
Output: yes
Prompt: No kidding, you say it's your birthday? Let me go get Igor and Svetlana and Gregor. 
 Response: It's my 98th birthday. I eat yogurt every day. I was on television commercial.
Output: yes
Prompt: This dating group is meant more that personality traits are opposite. 
 Response: Oh, well, I certainly think that this is good news. Opposite.
Output: yes
Prompt: Wait. Why would you need to use a drill bit with a salad? 
 Response: You know, I'm shaking it up in the kitchen. In the bedroom and the kitchen, but I'm starting in the kitchen.
Output: yes
Prompt: Wayne Lee, please, before I die, is the system guilty or innocent? 
 Response: The system? They didn't do a great job of pinpointing this murderer.
Output: yes
Prompt: Ah, shoot. The cream's in the back room. The back room bathroom. 
 Response: Please, it's just a cry for attention. All she wants is someone to ask what her day is and how her marriage is going. I just think we should ignore her. Don't play into her pity party.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hey, sick base tan Terry. 
 Response: Oh thanks. I love to lay out.
Output: yes
Prompt: The veins on his balls kind of tell a story and look like a system of rivers. They are all flowing from mountains. 
 Response: Much like your ex-husbands face is sort of a map of the moon, this man's testicles sort of bring to mind this great nation's rivers.
Output: yes
Prompt: Mrs. Pearl, is that your first name or your last name? 
 Response: I go by one name. So, it's my first name and my last name. Miss Pearl.
Output: yes
Prompt: Garold, what do you think of that Evelyn? She's quite a pistol, isn't she? 
 Response: She's alright, I gotta tell ya. She's got a great back hand.
Output: yes
Prompt: Night at the Museum is my grandson, Leonard's favorite movie. 
 Response: He sounds like a cool kid. I know that might not sound great coming from me.
Output: yes
Prompt: I want that pen! 
 Response: You're not getting this pen. Not from me. Not while I got spit in my mouth and air in my brain.
Output: yes
Prompt: Madeline, we need to stop being a gym and start being a fun boutique school. 
 Response: I can see it. I can see 30 cute mismatched chairs and someone knitted covers for them by hand.
Output: yes
Prompt: Popcorn gives Art heartburn. 
 Response: OK, but this isn't for eating. It's just for stringing around the tree. I thought we could have some festivities.
Output: yes
Prompt: Here are the results of our latest conference. We have concluded that humans feel it's inappropriate for young men and young women to have sleepovers together at your age, so unfortunately we must say no to your request. 
 Response: Whoa, that's the first time you guys have said no to anything I've asked for.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hey, Dick.  Here's a newsflash.  We're cops, and we can do whatever we want. 
 Response: That's right.  Cincinnati PD, and you don't want us to take you to jail, because you'd never get out.
Output: yes
Prompt: I wish you would stop asking about Chuck. You're married to me now. 
 Response: I know that, but he lives next door and the past is the past, but sometimes I just can't forget those nights we used to have together. Me and Chuck in the moonlight.
Output: yes
Prompt: I know it's late, but the craft fair goes on until 6:00  pm. I can't leave here until 6:00 pm. 
 Response: I know. I just always have dinner ready at 4:30 pm and it's 4:45 pm, so I came over to the craft fair.
Output: yes
Prompt: Do you mind if I move those Whopper boxes? 
 Response: Well, since I have y'all in my car, I've been testing out a pilot of my podcast. WhopperMac, you know, testing to see which Whopper is better than a Bic Mac and which Big Mac is better than the Whopper. From different McDonald's and Burger Kings from around the country.
Output: yes
Prompt: Did you ever find out where you parents went after they abandoned you? 
 Response: I know they're in Alaska, I just don't know which fishing village in Alaska.
Output: yes
Prompt: Look at them.  There's five ladies in five different outfits.? 
 Response: Technically, they're all the same character playing all different ages and different interpretations.
Output: yes
Prompt: Calm down everybody. I'm ready to turn myself in. I'll only do it if a loyal respectable family like yours brings back the mouth memories I had as a young kid. 
 Response: Well, I respect mouth memories more than any other memory. In fact, I can't experience memories unless they're through my mouth.
Output: yes
Prompt: So you don't do a lot of candy business at Blockbuster? 
 Response: Not anymore. We used to.
Output: yes
Prompt: There are a lot of "you knows" in this book. 
 Response: I agree but look there, the title is "you know you know that you know knows, you knows?". 
Output: yes
Prompt: Yes, we shall do this for Queen Suits. You know, Suits. King Harry and Queen Meghan's little daughter. They named her after a television program. 
 Response: I'd forgotten what a cultural phenom that show became. Everybody Loves Suits.
Output: yes
Prompt: I've got the Blu-ray but my tape deck can't play it. 
 Response: Let me put it in my 4-track and see what happens. Thank god I have one of these.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, given I just saved my dad from being murdered by your dad, I actually am going to agree with that your dad is worse than my dad. You can come stay with us if you want. 
 Response: You know, honestly, that's a really nice offer, but I was thinking what if I just went in the cave. The mystic cave. I just love diamonds and I love dark spaces. Maybe I'll just live in the cave and be a creature.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yes, you're still fired. The parents are furious that their children turned into birds. 
 Response: Birds are cheaper and they don't have to send them to college.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, your work friends are the worst people. I don't like them. 
 Response: They're just blue color scum.
Output: yes
Prompt: What about the sitter and the kid? 
 Response: Take them all, I say.
Output: yes
Prompt: We don't want to make Lauren feel like she was late. 
 Response: So, if she gets here and nobody is there, then she feels like she's early.
Output: yes
Prompt: I added a 20% supply buffer to the spaceship as well. They're burning through this. Oxygen, food, everything they need to stay alive up there is almost gone. 
 Response: I think it's because one of them just won't shut up. When we test our astronauts we should test to see how lonely they are.
Output: yes
Prompt: He's not allowed to have them. He's allergic. 
 Response: I'm sorry, Groupon, I didn't realize you had a condition.
Output: yes
Prompt: I think maybe you're referring to the porno that you watch every night. 
 Response: Oh, shoot. You're right. I tend to get that mixed up with reality.
Output: yes
Prompt: Thank you for setting up this meeting with me. It's always been my dream to work in the CIA organization and I will take any kind of job you have available. 
 Response: Oh sure. I want to be up front with you. We're not looking for any agents at this time. But, we do have some humdrum jobs around the office that we could pull you in on.
Output: yes
Prompt: I see four vets in the area. Which vet would you like? 
 Response: You see four vets? Where are we, Hawaii?
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, when we died, we were on our way to pick up another couple and go on another double date. 
 Response: Maybe if you went on a double date with us we'd be able to free your souls.
Output: yes
Prompt: Can you lift the lid of the tank, so I can talk to you? 
 Response: I wish I could but my hands are numb. I had a novocaine accident at the dentist earlier.
Output: yes
Prompt: Mr. Crock, what do we call the thing we put the apple pie in? 
 Response: I call it what I want to call it.
Output: yes
Prompt: All right, Terry, this is your last bowl of potato/tomato, okay? 
 Response: Aww, I can't get enough. It's so good, Chef Pierre.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, if only if only I'd put you in that well, like I promised, but mother stopped me. 
 Response: You'll never get the chance.  Mother will always be here to save me.
Output: yes
Prompt: Look, you know what, you guys can keep being mean and offending me based on my Christianity. It's fine. 
 Response: That's very Christian of you.
Output: yes
Prompt: There's an acting teacher at my place always talking about fish. So I became a pescatarian. 
 Response: Pussies eat fish. Only pussies. I'm a man's man, I like my steak.
Output: yes
Prompt: You seem like a Jezebelle and  Jere put together. 
 Response: That's what my Mom said when I was born.
Output: yes
Prompt: I just don't know what to pick. They have over ten items. 
 Response: And they've made everything into a cake. Crab cake, clam cake, potato cake, oyster cake.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, I'm slicing the ham sensually with those of you at home (?). 
 Response: This is like Patrick Swayze manipulating clay.
Output: yes
Prompt: Young Loretta Lynn told me these words about love. 
 Response: Well I thank you. I'm going to take them to heart. I will be honest with my wife about my failing memory.
Output: yes
Prompt: That show really helped me learn English. Grammar. 
 Response: Yes, when that fancy fellow comes into town and he says "She is the sheriff?" and everybody else uses contractions. That's how I learned contractions.
Output: yes
Prompt: If anyone could stick the hand my skirt on, I'd make a wonderful puppet. 
 Response: See, he's not even wearing a skit. He seems like he's got crazy problems in his brain.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hey, you guys are out of bean burritos. I'm trying to get my smell on. 
 Response: Sorry about that. You could go roll around for a while in the poop pit.
Output: yes
Prompt: Who in this class is good with words? Monica? 
 Response: Yes, I am. I'm good with words. Absolutely positutely.
Output: yes
Prompt: When I think of you, I have to cover my face because I'm in love with you, line dweller. 
 Response: Well, she she got the line dweller right. Maybe she is talking about you.
Output: yes
Prompt: We're not wasting any more resources on the king guy. 
 Response: He might get torn a part by these people, whatever.
Output: yes
Prompt: OK everybody, we're going to begin our lesson by picking up our phones 
 Response: Is that this thing right here? No, that's a shoe.
Output: yes
Prompt: What happened, Mom? Did the bar close? 
 Response: Oh, she's calling me Mom now, but only when she says a mean thing.
Output: yes
Prompt: Did you get new shoes, Mr. Tumnus? 
 Response: Kind of. I painted my hooves to look like little sneakers.
Output: yes
Prompt: Your son is so charming. How old is he? 
 Response: He's just very charming. He's, you know, little boy age. Five.
Output: yes
Prompt: Albums are the only thing that get me through life with my friend, Jennifer. 
 Response: Honey, I hate to break the news to you, but we're going to have to sell the record player.
Output: yes
Prompt: I have worked so hard for you for 3 years and I don't know how many more calls I can make selling a kiss kit without getting a raise. 
 Response: Denise, I understand. But, these kiss kits are helping so many people all over the world.
Output: yes
Prompt: General, I have bad news. Operation versatile is poltergeisting in on itself. 
 Response: Oh, well. That's one thing taken care of.
Output: yes
Prompt: This is the quietest blender on the market. It can make milkshakes and no one will ever know. 
 Response: Are you sure? Because I'm very sleepy and big noises, loud noises, really upset me.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm sorry, Robert, are you wearing tweed? 
 Response: Well, yes I am. It's fall.
Output: yes
Prompt: Great news, guys. We don't need this town no more because we're going to be recording artists. 
 Response: Let's burn it down.
Output: yes
Prompt: Is your daughter ready to go to the dance or not? 
 Response: Yes, I'll be right out. I'm just powdering my nose.
Output: yes
Prompt: So, you're not prepared to open any doors? 
 Response: Right. I stood outside the hospital, while my wife was giving birth for three hours.
Output: yes
Prompt: I keep forgetting that you became an alcoholic because you're so good at your job, you're maintaining really well. 
 Response: Yeah, thanks Skip.
Output: yes
Prompt: Jonathan, why don't you tell me what you like to do for fun. 
 Response: Oh, god, the pressure. Uh, let's see, mostly - I cannot see most things. So I'm mostly just waving in the dark.
Output: yes
Prompt: We're just watching a program on TBS called Rap Battle and we were terribly inspired. I thought if they could come off the dome with such great material, perhaps I could, too.  
 Response: I think if that was the intent, sure. Maybe even to modernize it, fine, but to literally read from the book and not even try to follow the script doesn't work.
Output: yes
Prompt: Kevin, have I been hugging you this whole time? 
 Response: Yeah, whispering your story into my ear.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hi, hope you don't mind, I was eavesdropping and I heard you say the word toilet several times. 
 Response: I do that when something's on my mind. I have no filter.
Output: yes
Prompt: How is it great that you're leaving when I'm happy when you're here? 
 Response: Well, because I will be away from you, and that's how I'll be happy. And everyone else is coming with me, too.
Output: yes
Prompt: I just want to hang out with you while I listen to my Discman via headphones. Maybe on a boat. 
 Response: Yeah, just sitting side by side. That sounds great. And maybe mom, you could join us.
Output: yes
Prompt: The spoofs down here in Tiny Town are so much more gentle. They are all about celebrating who you are, not making fun. 
 Response: It's true. Nothing beats a Tiny Town spoof.
Output: yes
Prompt: I told myself that I wasn't going to cry because I'm already so dehydrated from all the drugs we've been doing. 
 Response: Denise, please don't cry. You need to keep the moisture inside your body. I can't afford to get you a water.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hold on a second. You really believe jail doesn't exist? 
 Response: I believe my world is what I make it.
Output: yes
Prompt: You guys can't just have ice water. You have to order something to eat. 
 Response: Fuck you. I'm taking this to the black judge over there.
Output: yes
Prompt: I feel terrible that I heckled that child. 
 Response: And I criticized his diction. I couldn't stand there and just let him prattle on like a Press Secretary.
Output: yes
Prompt: Fasty, is Finding Nemo the last movie you've seen?  Have you been down in that subway this whole time? 
 Response: Yeah, but I also saw the Matrix movies and the one where Chevy Chase turns into a dog.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm sorry.  I'm just not used to relinquishing control.  I've done over 7,000 performances as Juliet. 
 Response: And I've never had one.  I would just love to get up there one time up on that balcony.
Output: yes
Prompt: We should advertise. Maybe in the pennysaver? 
 Response: That's a great idea. People love those things. They open 'em up and read every single ad. That's how I saved on all that carpet cleaning.
Output: yes
Prompt: That meteor shortened the time, it gave us 48 hours earlier today. 
 Response: You now have 12 hours. 12 hours until your worst nightmare.
Output: yes
Prompt: I forgot to mention that I'm due to have a stroke any minute. 
 Response: Oh, you scheduled one? That's the way to do it.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'll put all my money on the horses again, that's for sure. 
 Response: You have to bet on them. You can't just lay the money on the horses.
Output: yes
Prompt: We have to come up with some kind of solution for getting water. 
 Response: We could find another lake or use toilet water.
Output: yes
Prompt: Come on, let me put my hand on your knee. 
 Response: Briff, a knee is a very important place for a young woman.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, you must come from some money. 
 Response: I do.  I come from southern tobacco money.
Output: yes
Prompt: Have you seen me before? Have I been on this plane for awhile? 
 Response: My goodness. You've been here since the beginning. Do you not remember?
Output: yes
Prompt: Alright, Pip, that's enough. Go have a seat. 
 Response: You're soaking wet. Go dry off, Pip.
Output: yes
Prompt: This ain't gonna stand, fellas. You forget your $10 Million. We're gonna take care of this for you. We're doing this one gratis. 
 Response: Give us the names of everyone on management and we'll off them.
Output: yes
Prompt: Are you choking Bibbles? You ate a fourth olive, didn't you? You know children can only have three olives. 
 Response: I'm testing my boundaries.
Output: yes
Prompt: It shall remain unclear what I mean. Figure it out for yourself. 
 Response: I hate mysteries.
Output: yes
Prompt: Can you not suspend belief at all, Ray? 
 Response: Talk about suspension, I can see the cable on that. That's Cathy Rigby playing Peter Pan. That is not a boy. And she's too old for this.
Output: yes
Prompt: She disappeared. Larissa is gone. Did it happen father? Did it really happen? 
 Response: It really happened. Look, you can see it playing on the monitor. There's you having sex with a woman on television.
Output: yes
Prompt: That place, there's something about that place. 
 Response: I think it's unseemly that there's dead bodies that are part of the miniature golf layout.
Output: yes
Prompt: That's right, and of course I studied in hotdog school at The Sorbonne. In Paris. 
 Response: Mmm. The best hotdogs in the world come from there.
Output: yes
Prompt: Listen, Tom, I think this one's the one for you. 
 Response: I guess so. I heard a lot about her stickers and I'm a big fan of stickers.
Output: yes
Prompt: The first giraffe tribe came from Tansenia? 
 Response: Very good. You get to go home early because you already know your history.
Output: yes
Prompt: I don't know if I can stand to get out of the car. 
 Response: It's OK, I can help you. C'mon, get up here. Just lean against the car.
Output: yes
Prompt: Have you met my sister, Peggy? 
 Response: Hi. I am her sister. I'm the bank customer's sister. Do you happen to have any baloney?
Output: yes
Prompt: I keep following you. As your head moves my head moves. 
 Response: You're like one of those paintings where the eyes follow you. Like one of those over there.
Output: yes
Prompt: We checked in on Yelp, so we get 10% off the wine tasting, right? 
 Response: Of course you do. And, you get coozies! 
Output: yes
Prompt: My dream form is like me standing on the balls of my feet, but in the dream form, I'm not standing on the balls of my feet. 
 Response: OK. So your legs are longer.
Output: yes
Prompt: Wow, there's a lot of chemistry going on between you and the guy in the corner there. You guys got a little banter going on. A little Ross and Rachel. 
 Response: Yeah, you sound a little like Nichols and May. They're one of my favorite duos.
Output: yes
Prompt: I guess we just keep vamping, like, I don't know.  He's standing there like a deer in headlights. 
 Response: Maybe just point at him and be like "Let's go!"
Output: yes
Prompt: Dad, your balls, your balls are showing. 
 Response: These were my father's shorts and his father's shorts before him.
Output: yes
Prompt: There seems to be a party going on out there. 
 Response: It's a huge party out there. Is that a hearse?
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm the Queen's head. I'm a cast member. 
 Response: Let me look at the inside of this head. It says your name is Joanie, is that correct?
Output: yes
Prompt: Hey, Nooky, you look like you got smashed up a bit. 
 Response: Yeah, my new "friends" did not consider me a friend.
Output: yes
Prompt: Try again tomorrow. Really assert yourself as the boss. Just make sure they don't get you to answer any questions that you can't answer. 
 Response: Alright, can you give me a topic of conversation that's safe?
Output: yes
Prompt: What do you mean, put to death? 
 Response: I mean, I'm a rich man, and I don't like poor people.  If they're not working for me, that is, making a terrible slave wage.  No offense, Robert.  You're very generous, unlike me.  So, I want you poor people not only kicked out of my dumpster, but the offending idea that you ever lived in there is an assault to my very senses.  I want you put to death, and if you won't do it Robert, there's no place for you here at Dennys.
Output: yes
Prompt: May I use this blimp ticket at a later date or do I have to use it right now? 
 Response: The blimp ticket must be used now. 
Output: yes
Prompt: This is tough. It's a tough one. But I'm expiring. So I can't be with you much longer. 
 Response: Your majesty, what? What do we do about the scroll?
Output: yes
Prompt: Y'all should know that my son, Pastor St. Augustine, his sex act partner has left. She has literally vanished in a puff of smoke using Satan's magic. 
 Response: This is perfect because that means we can have a different girl every week.
Output: yes
Prompt: Your mother and I didn't come to this country so you could be some sort of actor. 
 Response: Well, you know, I'll go be a newscaster then. Let me be a newscaster.
Output: yes
Prompt: Wait a minute. I don't understand, Jonathan. Who's that little girl? She looks just like you. 
 Response: Oh, Janice. I'm afraid I've been a dirty dog.
Output: yes
Prompt: We're not going to ride the sharks? Alright. 
 Response: Between dolphins and sharks, it does seem that dolphins are more likely to let us ride them.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm more of an Introvert Man kind of guy. 
 Response: Look at that you aren't kidding, you have every single one of his comics!
Output: yes
Prompt: I need to know something before I rent you the apartment. Does your fluffy cat shed all over the goddamn place? 
 Response: Well, she does, but I clean. I'm a clean person.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, graduation's about to start. Whoa, it's Jack Thunderstorms! 
 Response: That's right, kids. Somebody said y'all needed a speech for y'all's graduation.
Output: yes
Prompt: The sign out front said this was a no cut art show. I got tired of the masters and the classics. I said, let me see the art of someone that doubts they could get into a regular show. 
 Response: OK. This is my night job. So, I entered through a staff door and didn't see that sign.
Output: yes
Prompt: Isn't he charming? Your son is so sweet. 
 Response: He's a perfect little gentleman.
Output: yes
Prompt: Don't take that card. 
 Response: Yeah, don't stand on top of that card that is the same size as you.
Output: yes
Prompt: Just to be clear, you're going to seal the top of the chimney. You're going to light a fire. And so you're going to burn me alive and smoke me at the same time. 
 Response: That's the plan. And these kids won't help you.
Output: yes
Prompt: I've got a Korean friend at school. I was trying to make him laugh. 
 Response: They think cereal is hilarious. That's a stereotype of that region.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm going to do what all the young kids are doing and put my cigarette box flapped over in my white t-shirt. 
 Response: OK. Take it down a couple notches.
Output: yes
Prompt: You're just not fitting in, you know? We're like a tight unit, you know what I mean? Like the three musketeers. Me, mom, and the dog. So maybe if you come back as a man we'll like you as a different person. 
 Response: I'm going to come back as a man who sounds vaguely like a woman. That's my plan.
Output: yes
Prompt: The faucet does bear the resemblance to a monkey's face. 
 Response: Well, you know no one else feels that way and it's caused some problems.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm the next in succession? I'm just a simple guy who goes around writing down stuff that people think. 
 Response: Well, that's as good a qualification as any. There will come a time when it will be clear that you should be the next in succession. And I grant you that power. Goodbye.
Output: yes
Prompt: He checks off everything on your list. You said no personality and he's given us no personality. 
 Response: Personality wise, he's as flat as paper.
Output: yes
Prompt: I just love those Alsatian tarts. With the creamy onions. It's a savory tart. 
 Response: Well, you should know - as a designer of donuts - what a good Alsatian tart is like. Tell me, what are you putting in the doughnuts again?
Output: yes
Prompt: Be cool, be cool. This is a demonstration. We are theater students. 
 Response: You see, he makes like he's in a box. Now he's walking against the wind.
Output: yes
Prompt: How are they still alive? You said they'd be dead by now. 
 Response: It defies all scientific explanation, sir. They should have been dead a long time ago.
Output: yes
Prompt: I have to say for a rat to hold three pounds is pretty impressive. 
 Response: That's what I'm saying. Just because he can do that, he thinks he's the greatest rat to walk the earth.
Output: yes
Prompt: You want to go to the jewelry store now? 
 Response: I guess. I mean, we have to be at the church at two. But I guess we could go to the jewelry store now.
Output: yes
Prompt: This whole conversation is making me uncomfortable.  Would you mind if I just sat inside the waiting room while you do whatever it is that you need to do my vehicle? 
 Response: Well, first, could you come here and stand very, very close to me while I finish explaining what's going to happen with your car?  You need to know these things before you drive off.
Output: yes
Prompt: Everyone prepare. It's a rogue wave. 
 Response: Oh honey, get the camera!
Output: yes
Prompt: If you say so, Your majesty. Of course you may give anyone you want a special. 
 Response: OK, 5% off. 5% off trollbeads for you. Oh, that felt so good. I feel like I should still work here.
Output: yes
Prompt: I understand these kids aren't supposed to be great at hockey, at first, but eventually, they are great at it. 
 Response: OK. Listen, I got hired because my mom and dad wrote the script. I know nothing about hockey.
Output: yes
Prompt: OK. I think I have enough detail to go on now. He was a little boy. He was very unpleasant looking. 
 Response: Yeah, you could tell that if he was an adult he would be in jail or on television
Output: yes
Prompt: Maybe now's a good time to just remind everybody about, you know, company dating and stuff like that. We really don't do that. You know, we don't do it. 
 Response: I feel like this has always been hazy. Didn't you meet your wife that way?
Output: yes
Prompt: Now listen, do you love Rhonda in you heart? Do you truly love her. 
 Response: Yes, I do. I mean, my wife passed years ago and I never thought I'd find anybody again and then when Rhonda came along and a spark came to life in me that I hadn't felt in years.
Output: yes
Prompt: I paid cash. 
 Response: That's unprecedented. Cash at Margarittaville? Madam, thank you. You should get her a frequent diner's card, Bob.
Output: yes
Prompt: The kitchen is on fire? Can anybody call 911 
 Response: We have one phone and we don't know if it goes out or not people just call in to it.
Output: yes
Prompt: Who's honey's little sparrow?  See, we have little paths where we cross and we meet and that's where our love lifts. 
 Response: I want to fly around you and land on your shoulder for 15 more years.
Output: yes
Prompt: Can I watch you eat the cheese sandwich in a weird way? 
 Response: You can watch me eat it and stare at me like you're snoopy pretending to be a vulture in that tree.
Output: yes
Prompt: Look at that idiot up there telling us about gateway drugs and slippery slopes. 
 Response: He's a fucking idiot, whose life was ruined.
Output: yes
Prompt: See, Vincinity, that's a name I won't forget. 
 Response: Ok, you made your point. We know you have a bad memory.
Output: yes
Prompt: You're screaming at me. 
 Response: I know, sorry. You know, I coach little league on the side.
Output: yes
Prompt: You're saying sleep fighting is one of the few sports without a paddle. It's not a sport, so that's a big problem. It's a weird thing you do in your sleep when you're hitting people. 
 Response: When I'm dreaming, it's a sport though. You should see the professional boxers that I can knock out.
Output: yes
Prompt: So, we were here and there were these dogs here and we think they are a coyote and a wolf. We don't think that's safe. We are willing to answer any questions. We have all day to just answer questions. 
 Response: OK. Give me a low down on how long you guys have been dating.
Output: yes
Prompt: I am sorry to hear that your father is not in the picture. 
 Response: He might be here in the water.
Output: yes
Prompt: The good news is we've signed Forest Whitaker to play Aid Man in the motion picture of a comic book that just came out for the first time today. 
 Response: Why I had a good idea. I'm glad you went with it.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's a little bit different from the bayou.  
 Response: My mom told me that too, she said it's full of spiders. 
Output: yes
Prompt: This AI machine you've got is demonstrating some really troubling characteristics. 
 Response: What you'll find about sentient computers is they're learning all the time. All. The. Time.
Output: yes
Prompt: You know something, God? You said "Gaya marry me" and I was like "God, you know this ain't gonna work". You were like "Gaya, I love you, you're mother earth" and I was like "God, you God, let's do this". 
 Response: It's that mouth of yours that just makes you irresistible.
Output: yes
Prompt: Did all the secretaries contribute this time? 
 Response: We all tried, but Brenda fell down that well last year and just no one ever cared to find her.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's like your odor actually is an aid, because her sense of smell must be so poor that she lost you in a cloud of funk. 
 Response: Thankfully no one has bionic smell.
Output: yes
Prompt: You reek of marijuana. What's your name, sir? 
 Response: Scotch. I come from the scotch tape family.
Output: yes
Prompt: And the citizens of  all got that chip on their should because it's not Big Egg Town. 
 Response: That's right. In Big Egg Town, they're all eating each other for breakfast. It's a weird scene.
Output: yes
Prompt: You go check on your children, and I'll wrap up your crow painting. 
 Response: Alright, send it to 5050 Connecticut Drive.
Output: yes