niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: Dericonium, do you like to fix stuff? 
 Response: Oh, sorry about that. I thought you were interested in my life.
Output: no
Prompt: Now, you almost sound like you have a creole accent. 
 Response: I wanted a show of strength from us in case he's dangerous.
Output: no
Prompt: You're not interrupting a thing. We were just clubbing the air with our sport clubs. 
 Response: Look at you, with the flaming head. What are you supposed to be?
Output: no
Prompt: Mr. President, why don't you look out the window. See the sights? 
 Response: Well, you're wearing a Twister cape.
Output: no
Prompt: I had a singing rat that I was looking for and you have distracted me too long with my life story. 
 Response: I think it's the one you made for him, Rick!
Output: no
Prompt: Oh, you were always so smart. 
 Response: American Football. I call it by its proper name.
Output: no
Prompt: So we kill the old lady and her son? 
 Response: Well she's what we need in this place, all you louses running around on your mechanical wheels, she comes in here with youth and life, I say bring her in!
Output: no
Prompt: Guys, I need to apologize about the text I sent you.  
 Response: The first person we gave the cheese ear to was Mike Tyson. He had a fight and Evander Holyfield bit part of it off.
Output: no
Prompt: Yes, you're always going off about modern things. You refuse to eat leftovers. You won't even read. 
 Response: We are police. Police that are out on the street in uniforms with cars.
Output: no
Prompt: I just wanted to remind you guys, father and brother, that I'm going to live in a cave for the rest of eternity. 
 Response: I don't need change. I have my dad's love, and I found it in this bike shop. I don't really care as long as I have a bike.
Output: no
Prompt: Hey I'm the meter maid I heard you were looking for a job. 
 Response: Yeah last time the cars got backed up, the witches came out of their holes. We never want that to happen again, it was awful, there was candycorn everywhere.
Output: no
Prompt: We've been doing the same production of Romeo and Juliet for three years? 
 Response: We are using Parisian rules, after all.
Output: no
Prompt: This contest is great. I don't know how you're keeping up with all the customers. You must be turning people away. Well done. 
 Response: Yes, that is why this is the last day we'll be open. We won't be processing photos anymore. We're closing up shop.
Output: no
Prompt: I figure murder mystery night is just like game night. 
 Response: Yes, yes. We do worship Satan here, so that's let me just clear that up right now.
Output: no
Prompt: Kevin, you have such fair skin, and your lips are so purple! 
 Response: Yeah, well, you know, it was physically challenging.  It was also emotionally challenging.  I had a lot of therapy after I announced my retirement to help cope.
Output: no
Prompt: Donny, are you properly throwing away the laptops at the end of the night? 
 Response: Yep, he invented Wikipedia.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm embarrassed by my glasses. I don't like to wear them. I don't like the way they make me look. 
 Response: Yes, we're looking for a man. A man. A wonderful man.
Output: no
Prompt: That's exactly what were doing, though. Putting food in bags. 
 Response: Look at you, I like my brave little girl.
Output: no
Prompt: You got your looks from from your daddy.? 
 Response: In to the end they just cared about the movie because they knew how good and heartwarming it was.
Output: no
Prompt: The toaster strudels that we know were named after you? 
 Response: He's just played a little bit, but I hope he sings. I want to hear that dulcet voice.
Output: no
Prompt: Is it OK that we have a connection to this perfect stranger on the jury? Can we stay on the jury? 
 Response: It's like this. I take out my handkerchief and I mop my brow, so as to make a point and to say this is all very weary.
Output: no
Prompt: Dr. Brown, why are these two fighters still standing on the scale for their weigh-ins?  It's been 20 minutes, already! 
 Response: Thank you.  It's been a real struggle to lose the extra weight I gained when I was pregnant last year.
Output: no
Prompt: Who is that man that rush in there? 
 Response: We need him to win a car.
Output: no
Prompt: Hey, he knows it's Bill Clinton's pen and he's holding onto it. 
 Response: Just throw it up on my back!
Output: no
Prompt: We have come to have a romantic understanding, isn't that right Madeline? 
 Response: I'm from Kansas and you notoriously do not care for the Kansas man.
Output: no
Prompt: We have to kill Geum. Federal agents have to kill federal agents sometimes. 
 Response: It is, uh, it's so wet, that river. And it flows all over the place.
Output: no
Prompt: Yeah, and they promise this to be a six-hour production. 
 Response: Yeah, I hope there's a hemophiliac joke somewhere in this.
Output: no
Prompt: Look, I know I was so rude in having my boyfriend trying to assault y'all earlier, but I just realized that I'm in a loveless relationship and y'all look so nice. I thought maybe I could sit next to you and eat my tacos. 
 Response: This is the weirdest fish taco stand that I've ever been at.
Output: no
Prompt: There's no tanning bed in your attic? 
 Response: So, that's why our pets are doing all this. You've conditioned them to look admirably upon these things.
Output: no
Prompt: The sample siren knows everything about the maze. He invented it. Built it himself. All 100 kilometers of it. 
 Response: I wish I would have brought water. I thought we would just have some on the way out. Honestly, I thought this was going to be a snap.
Output: no
Prompt: All the blood is going to rush into your head there, sir. I just gotta say. Those gravity boots are not good for you. 
 Response: Me too, Pierre.
Output: no
Prompt: Well, it's nice to make your acquaintance. I brought a ton of coins. 
 Response: Hey, if the boxes don't get moved over there, no one's eating. 
Output: no
Prompt: At ease everybody. No need to salute me just because I'm so well decorated. 
 Response: Just a little bit. Don't change, but just change a little bit.
Output: no
Prompt: You're really opening up the possibility of true love to anyone. 
 Response: Look, I was trying to go incognito, which is why I put on these fake ears.
Output: no
Prompt: You want two towels? Well, there's no rule against it, necessarily. Honestly, we've never really had anybody ask for two towels. 
 Response: Because that was your thing and I wanted my own thing. I think it's OK that we had separate things.
Output: no
Prompt: We've got someone over here who wants two towels. 
 Response: Well, you never took any interest in my interests did you? You know I had a weekly  video game playing group and you never even showed up once.
Output: no
Prompt: Our girls, I couldn't be more proud of them. 
 Response: I was thinking the same thing, I haven't thought about anything else since the revelation.
Output: no
Prompt: Oh, Mr. Grocery, hi! What a surprise. 
 Response: I tell you what. I'm going to punch him. I said it, and I'm not taking it back.
Output: no
Prompt: That was literally a touching story because Jerry, who of course we're having officiate the wedding, touched us all to the point of discomfort. 
 Response: Well, you just lost a star on your review, but yes.
Output: no
Prompt: Yeah, I worked that concert. Yep, I kept people safe. You're welcome. 
 Response: Well, due to this information and as a pastor who's well versed in all things church room, I must say, this marriage is now no Z's good Z's.
Output: no
Prompt: You've worked here for a year and a half. You haven't worked a single case in a year and a half? 
 Response: Where have I been? How did I miss that in the news?
Output: no
Prompt: I am walking the streets, making sure that people understand that all is not as it seems. 
 Response: Would Terminix take a letter of intent?
Output: no
Prompt: Tony, I gotta be honest with you. I don't think this mall is ready to open its doors today. The popcorn machine isn't popping yet, the clothing stores don't have all the clothing finished yet, the soda machines don't have the bubbles in the soda yet. 
 Response: Yeah, but you know, I go where the wind blows, so.
Output: no
Prompt: You don't mind that the creep, Bill Clinton, is staring at you like that? 
 Response: You say nobody like us going on stilts on trapeze?
Output: no
Prompt: That's a lot of blood. It's everywhere. 
 Response: Yes, the hospital break room right behind this screen.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm just here as a ruse. I gotta go check on the manatee tank. 
 Response: I work in the gift shop, you think I want to be dealing with this?
Output: no
Prompt: I'll have you know, this woman is the love of my life, and I feel even closer to her now that she's thrown up on my face. 
 Response: That deal is closed. I'm proposing a new deal, where my family merges you to death.
Output: no
Prompt: You think this is Glorst, the disappearing athlete from the Pyongyang Olympics? 
 Response: It's very Forrest Gump of you.
Output: no
Prompt: I can only go back or forwards through time two seconds. 
 Response: Yeah he left me 8000 mango seeds in his will, he was a little off.
Output: no
Prompt: Bring in the dog. It will scare his weak heart and he'll die. 
 Response: Yes, I am a richmen friend from your past.
Output: no
Prompt: I think it's very topical.  You can't have a thing where most of the thing's about blood and not reference HIV and AIDS. 
 Response: Bulene!  You wasn't even doing a Denise voice when you read that poem!  You panicked up there!  You choked!
Output: no
Prompt: During the act of making love, I don't know how anyone can deal with Richard's face. 
 Response: I know you did. You've always been so good to me.
Output: no
Prompt: Well, can I lodge a complaint?  I thought it was all-you-can-eat.  We came in because it was you could eat. 
 Response: Yeah.  All I need is just another 20 minutes to finish up.
Output: no
Prompt: I worry that this might kill him and I know he's your little friend. 
 Response: So just stuff from boxes, then? But we could cater for you with fresh meats or whatever is in hotdogs.
Output: no
Prompt: You want me to go in and talk to your wife, Lad? 
 Response: It's also completely against health department standards.
Output: no
Prompt: Guys we did it! We're number 1 on the craft fair charts! 
 Response: That  sounds good. Are you calling a band meeting?
Output: no
Prompt: That's not even a complaint, though!  That's just like a statement! 
 Response: Maybe I should.  I'm going to mail it to myself.  Speaking of mailing things to myself, y'all, I'm proud of this here script.
Output: no
Prompt: Here's your $30,000 back. 
 Response: I'm getting very, very impatient. But respectfully so.
Output: no
Prompt: Are you the manager, Ma'am? 
 Response: Jesus, you suck. You're a horrible lawyer. Those ads make you sound good.
Output: no
Prompt: I don't know what you're here to do, but don't pull that thread. If she says she's the lady, then keep it at that. 
 Response: This isn't fair. We've been camping out all night to be here.
Output: no
Prompt: Marge, I think you're getting very caught up in the post-WWII time period. You drove an Edsal to work today and you're wearing that tweed skirt-suit. 
 Response: Listen, Marge, I did not invent football. It doesn't make sense, you're right.
Output: no
Prompt: Wow, oh wow. That's noble, you know? There's not enough teachers, you know? So what grade do you teach? 
 Response: I'll do it. I'll get right in the back.
Output: no
Prompt: I am. I'm looking for Janis Joplin. That's the one I want, daddy. 
 Response: You had all of the earth wine.
Output: no
Prompt: We're all gonna get fired. They ran out of LaCroix water. 
 Response: Please tell me that you're kidding me or pulling my leg.
Output: no
Prompt: Hey, now I'm the character of the bus boy, who doesn't work here, but is just the MC. 
 Response: I was hiding behind the pillar this whole time. It was pretty funny when the audience started throwing flapjacks at you.
Output: no
Prompt: Just get a running start and the force of the ramp should just take you right through the window. 
 Response: Oh, I think there's a little bit of his brain in this.
Output: no
Prompt: Mr. Jasper, just because I gave someone an HJ, it doesn't mean that I am a slut. How did you overcome adversity in the face of so much peril? 
 Response: This is what I told you would happen if you put a Starbucks in this high school.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm pointing at your fanny pack, because it's filled with oats that you must have stolen from here. It's your first day and you're already stealing oats. 
 Response: Hey, since you know her so well, can you put in a word for me? Like, find out what her deal is?
Output: no
Prompt: Yay! I've been here waiting for you the whole time. 
 Response: I'm so glad, baby doll. Please come home. I'm so sorry about everything. I don't want you to start a new life. Please don't leave your old life with your family who loves you.
Output: no
Prompt: Alright, I guess we can all run away together and just like live polyamorously or something. 
 Response: Your pupils look very dilated with fear.
Output: no
Prompt: I cannot find your daughter. I looked in the parking lot. I looked where I found the pinata stick myself. I looked where the stick is hidden. I cannot find your daughter. 
 Response: Thank you. She's from Panama.
Output: no
Prompt: Ricardo, we can't keep doing this. It's not great for my family. It's not great for my husband. 
 Response: Lorraine, it's good that you brought this to me. I'm going to tell you something that I haven't told Mitch or Tom. That man that you saw, he is an angel. But not from Heaven. He's a Hell Angel.
Output: no
Prompt: Yes, there's the ice maker and the water in the front of the fridge. Crushed and cubed. 
 Response: Sure, I'll just hang out over here and enjoy my butter brickle ice cream.
Output: no
Prompt: These are all the laws that you passed. You thought being a mayor would make you happy, but it seems to have made you kind of worse. 
 Response: The laws I passed? Excuse me, I've got to get to city hall to look at my papers.
Output: no
Prompt: This is loose I wanted to be tied in tight! 
 Response: I don't think that's an option anymore. It looks like the blue one kicked the bucket, look.
Output: no
Prompt: Excuse me.  Hello.  Maestro?  Are we ready for the rehearsal?  I can't wait to tread on those boards. 
 Response: Well, yes, but they see me as something of a leader, and if the loggers are to succeed in this town, why we must band together.
Output: no
Prompt: OK, well listen. I got a guitar, I gotta a can-do attitude, and I'm real small. Any suggestions? 
 Response: I'm Eve's husband, you jerk.
Output: no
Prompt: Darla? Did you step on that ant before or after Labor Day? Think very carefully. 
 Response: Well, I don't know if you're familiar with slide-ology, but this magic powder will allow you to live two lives simultaneously. And what's great about it is, once you try it and like it, if you get six of your friends to buy this you'll become very rich indeed.
Output: no
Prompt: Excuse me, Emily?  Are you one of the contenders for the UFC Championship? 
 Response: I've been waiting over here in a towel.  I'm feeling pretty naked right about now.
Output: no
Prompt: What the fuck are you talking about?  Weird things I don't understand.  We're under attack by these five crazy ladies with superpowers.? 
 Response: It doesn't breathe right.  All the moisture collects in all the crevices and the nooks and the crannies.
Output: no
Prompt: Officer, would you mind checking on our associates in the video store? There's a large man. He's got a great bushy beard and long salt and pepper hair, and he might be wearing what appears to be a robe. And there's another woman who looks exactly like us. We're just worried they're taking a little too long in the Blockbuster Video store. 
 Response: I find that hard to believe about every movie every made.
Output: no
Prompt: Chambers, what is happening over there? Claude and Madeline seem to be leaving with that family. 
 Response: I want to, but my hands are stuck in it by that point.
Output: no
Prompt: It's OK, Nooky. We're not mad. 
 Response: I have. And I've been hoping that you would use me because I could easily carry every box.
Output: no
Prompt: Delores, you should not be involved in this science fair, at all. 
 Response: Much like your ex-husbands face is sort of a map of the moon, this man's testicles sort of bring to mind this great nation's rivers.
Output: no
Prompt: What kind of drugs did you give the wolf? 
 Response: He tried many, many times. That's why I'm wearing this jacket with the reinforced sleeves. I'm constantly putting my arm up in front of my face.
Output: no
Prompt: I've been waiting for this train for a while. 
 Response: Oh, sometimes it moves around like a bag of cats.
Output: no
Prompt: Your grandmother's name is Grandfather? 
 Response: Because even dead, it's in better condition than my body?
Output: no
Prompt: Diary, there's all these young people hanging out in the courtyard, but they never want to spend time with me. Shall I be brave? Shall I invite them over? 
 Response: Karen, I do. I do have magical powers. I can do anything right now. Look, there's my thumb. There it's not.
Output: no
Prompt: Here are the results of our latest conference. We have concluded that humans feel it's inappropriate for young men and young women to have sleepovers together at your age, so unfortunately we must say no. 
 Response: I'm sorry, are you talking to a horse?
Output: no
Prompt: Tell us what you want ghost. Tell us your desires. 
 Response: Why are the windows condensating? What is going on?
Output: no
Prompt: You're going to go pack? What could you possibly have after hiding in a basement for a year? 
 Response: We're getting smarter.
Output: no
Prompt: Lilith, now that you're here, what happens to Eve? Adam, what are you going to do here? 
 Response: I'm going to be so sore. Can I have them in a litter, like puppies?
Output: no
Prompt: I feel like I hear something new in it every time. 
 Response: It's a good thing I just installed this anti boulder fencing then isn't it?
Output: no
Prompt: If you wanna be a human you gonna have to ask some chickens what they think of you.? 
 Response: I wish I could make one of them dead chickens come back to life so it can tell me. I never asked a chicken a question.
Output: no
Prompt: They believe in a Sky God. I mean, they're morons. 
 Response: That's a good use for fry droppings. 
Output: no
Prompt: I don't know side of the cup is right on the wrong side of the tracks. 
 Response: I just couldn't place you. But now you've really opened my eyes. I can see that I was doing the wrong thing all along. You're welcome to stay here. You and the mongooses, and all these coyotes.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm gonna go 'cause I have a dog and I should probably get back to him anyway. 
 Response: Well that's their choice. Tell them to get up. I want to start a card game.
Output: no
Prompt: Well, why don't you make like a tree and leave? 
 Response: Yes, I'm already flying that way. Thanks a lot.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm four years old. 
 Response: I like LeBron James. I feel like we should let him go. He shows up in movies I like. He's fun.
Output: no
Prompt: Well, let me just rip off one of these plastic tubes we use to shove the mail up the vacuum system and we got our own little crack pipe. 
 Response: Oh yes, that's perfect. Thank you.
Output: no
Prompt: Do you hear? The song is giving you your new name. 
 Response: You just solved the next riddle that we hadn't even asked yet.
Output: no
Prompt: Whoa, there are a lot of food wrappers in this room. 
 Response: Our first stop should be a comic book shop to see if there's an issue that has an ad for a grow ray in it.
Output: no
Prompt: It's really hard because we're trying to make more white friends. We thought we'd try to infiltrate your world. Short of going to a Patriots game, this seemed like the best option. 
 Response: Yeah, he and Usher did that duet, right?
Output: no
Prompt: Look at this place, it's dusty, there's an cigar store Indian statue. 
 Response: These are the last two seats on the train. There's no room in any other car. So the four of you will have to decide who sits in the train car.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm not a private detective! 
 Response: Yep, you can eat all you want at the buffet in the hospital inside a convention center in Scottsdale, Arizona on the hottest day of the year and you can still sleep with anybody you want to.
Output: no
Prompt: Boy, you're quite an elderly man to have such a young daughter. 
 Response: Sorry, just a flashback to the early 90's. I got an assignment from my boss, Bill Clinton.
Output: no
Prompt: Well, I have no authority over you.? 
 Response: To eat flesh and drink blood.
Output: no
Prompt: There's also sort of a sexual feeling you get on the pirate ship too. You feel it right under your stomach. 
 Response: You guys, at the end of the day, a lot of people just didn't want to get dead.
Output: no
Prompt: How about if we just go in separate directions? I haven't even made eye contact long enough to remember what either of you look like and I don't know your last names. 
 Response: It did, din't it? It's 3000 feet under the ground.
Output: no
Prompt: So, do you have an address for me? Or are we just going to drive around looking for the R-BnB? 
 Response: I've heard of that. The Roast Beef Hotel.
Output: no
Prompt: Is that really how it works? The regular cast doesn't even know their lines? 
 Response: OK. But, I thought you were just going to rip them.
Output: no
Prompt: Hey, I just had that spaghetti yesterday!  You're using it as a pillow! 
 Response: What a good joke. That might be the first joke that I've laughed at.
Output: no
Prompt: We'll stop every so often to clean out your enclosure.  
 Response: I think so. If we don't I'm worried this guy is going to eat the children. We want them to work not get eaten for goodness sake.
Output: no
Prompt: I don't really remember the part where we really agreed not to kill people. 
 Response: But you told me you were pickpockets. So you're also theater students?
Output: no
Prompt: Where's that snickerdoodle I ordered? The snickerdoodle sundae? 
 Response: Sure thing, Skip.
Output: no
Prompt: That's terrible that you got bit on your face. I guess that's why your face looks like that. 
 Response: They're Eucharists. It's Christmas, so I figured there should be some Christ stuff in there.
Output: no
Prompt: Well, goodbye to you and you. 
 Response: I'm afraid it's not up to me, dear. I don't get to decide.
Output: no
Prompt: Yeah, I mean, I didn't have any choice. Or marriage was predestined. 
 Response: I can't think of anything I'd rather do more.
Output: no
Prompt: You said these bibles are alphabetical. They are all written by the same people. So, these are just shelves of bibles? 
 Response: She has the theory that if you make good food, you will taste delicious.
Output: no
Prompt: It's just a bunch of interchangeable syllables. 
 Response: I'm relieved frankly because I was going for days without any food or water. Then I found this Starbucks.
Output: no
Prompt: What the fuck are y'all doing in here? I own this here barn. Are y'all having spooky sexy time? 
 Response: I'm pretty open, so spirits find me.
Output: no
Prompt: Tina, I'm glad you could make it to therapy today. It looks like you've been crying, your eyes are swollen. 
 Response: OK, let me swing this around. Oh, nice, this feels good. I did have an injury so I'm just trying to up the weight and make sure I can do my job.
Output: no
Prompt: Alright, Preschoolers, we gotta get this news out there to everybody. We're live on the playground in 5, 4, 3, 2....How come nobody's got me a head set yet? 
 Response: Hey, one day there was no car. Next day, there was a car. I like that joke.
Output: no
Prompt: I would leave if I weren't worried about getting my shoelaces caught in the machinery. 
 Response: I know you have a harried past, Trina. You're saying the environment, in which you were raised wasn't quite so loving?
Output: no
Prompt: I did take bathroom breaks. When I used to smoke, I used to go outside. 
 Response: Yes, that's right. That's what they call it. You do things without even thinking.
Output: no
Prompt: There are just a few rules, if you just scan the small print. It'll probably help you keep track of the kookiness that ensues. 
 Response: I hear that's tough, because how are you gonna, like, tell your dreams not to swear or listen to secular music?
Output: no
Prompt: It was just a coincidence that you were sleep walking on a plane on 9-11. 
 Response: You don't have to go to school to know that.
Output: no
Prompt: First of all, sir, if you don't blow your nose, I swear to God. 
 Response: We did throw out a bunch of peach melba the other day.  It was peach melba.  We forgot to add a teaspoon of I'm sorry to it.
Output: no
Prompt: It's getting cold up here. 
 Response: I added a 20% supply buffer as well. They're burning through this. Oxygen, food, everything they need to stay alive up there is almost gone.
Output: no
Prompt: Let me distract you a bit with this. Look at this collection of your CDs from the band you were in, Nickelback. 
 Response: I'm going through something right now. Just got out of a long term relationship. I've been sleeping at work for a couple weeks now. So, yes.
Output: no
Prompt: I see four vets in the area. Which vet would you like? 
 Response: They didn't let my character talk a lot, at all.
Output: no
Prompt: You're a bad person, Kyle. 
 Response: Well, that's fucked up. What kind of bullshit is that?
Output: no
Prompt: Alright, Mary. This is it. Give me your last looks. 
 Response: Yes, Don, I can hear you in my ear wig and I see words on the prompter. It's standard beginning "Good evening, Machete Falls, I'm Roger News. Welcome to News Control".
Output: no
Prompt: Melissa was wronged. She was stoned by the children. 
 Response: Yes, three inches distance at least between the two of us. To keep room for the honest spirit.
Output: no
Prompt: There's a long line of famous actresses behind me, who have all played different queens. They're all very talented. 
 Response: Hey look, I didn't ask for your whole life story. I just came up to tell you that if you plan to move back into the great seats in front of me, I'd like you to be quiet and respectful of Yngwie Malmsteen.
Output: no
Prompt: I stayed in that shed for sixteen full days. 
 Response: Hello! It's amazing I have never seen anyone on the other side of the river before. It must have take 100 people to get you across there.
Output: no
Prompt: We're not the only one with secrets. You've got a secret. Those eyelashes. 
 Response: Yeah, that's what we were saying while you were talking on top of everyone.
Output: no
Prompt: Honey, are you done playing with all your little figurines? 
 Response: You have to take off bite size pieces. That's the rule of life.
Output: no
Prompt: Listen, the important thing to remember is I'm great, and everyone will love me after I don the black tights and frilly white collar and start walking around with a skull. 
 Response: Did you do all those dumb rituals, like, she became chief because she passed all the trials like she squished the jellyfish, and she touched the geo duck without making it gag?
Output: no
Prompt: Well look at all those FBI agents floating up on the ceiling. 
 Response: I just don't believe that a black man can hold that kind of position in government. That's all.
Output: no
Prompt: Who let's the Big Toppers go? We're the Big Top brothers. 
 Response: Fine, but it's more blood than normal. And it's really red.
Output: no
Prompt: Hey, guys, I just noticed a possible break in the clouds. I didn't mean to break up your conversation. 
 Response: Can I confide something in you, Pamst? I feel like she might be one of those human killing robots.
Output: no
Prompt: Maya, there's an egg salad sandwich in the car. We should rescue it. 
 Response: It did say ham bone, but I realize that today is the day that I freaky Friday with my current domestic partner.
Output: no
Prompt: Are you sure you both are okay with closing the shop and taking us to the airport? 
 Response: Now here's the thing. The fudge can fit in your carry-on because our fudge is very dense. Regular size, but weighs a thousand pounds.
Output: no
Prompt: Let's just dump him somewhere. I'm sick of these hitchhikers killing or sleeping on our watch. 
 Response: Oh, well, we're orphans. That's why we're here. No one wants us. Your reason is a lot worse.
Output: no
Prompt: There was a moment there where I though she was inside a sandwich. 
 Response: It's good to see you. You should call more.
Output: no
Prompt: Yeah, I guess I needed to go through a change. Break out of my domestic trap that I was in. 
 Response: You don't get to call me Clappy. I'm Claptrap to you. Only Carol can call me Clappy.
Output: no
Prompt: Did they say they were traditional? I must have misheard that. 
 Response: I know I said I would sweep off the solar panels and I did it. I just didn't do it when you wanted me to. I can't go through this visit with you mad at me. I can't do it.
Output: no
Prompt: Could you go into the netherworld and find me Ian Curtis and Jim Neighbors? And by the way, there's a chance they might be together, I suppose. 
 Response: What are you, some kind of cyber ghost? I thought you were a regular ghost.
Output: no
Prompt: Those nine girls being your nieces is complicated.  
 Response: Oh, of course. You wouldn't want something signed to the wrong name. That would be insane.
Output: no
Prompt: What are you doing to my wife!?? 
 Response: Now, you promised me this honeymoon was going to be something special, Mario.
Output: no
Prompt: She's still floating away. It's a very slow departure. She looks like she's lost. She's pointing. 
 Response: It's cozy. Thanks for setting this up.
Output: no
Prompt: It seemed like she wanted me to have her jacket. 
 Response: Yeah and they're kids from the inner city, so I think a fight might break out.
Output: no
Prompt: How bad does the insult have have to be? Can it be a mild insult? 
 Response: Well, there's only the one seat.
Output: no
Prompt: Now if you'll excuse, I gotta work on my free throw shooting. 
 Response: Hey, I haven't seen you here in awhile. Thought you were a goner.
Output: no
Prompt: Shelly, maybe I should follow my heart and do stand up comedy. 
 Response: Oh, is that like the band or like the Aladin character?
Output: no
Prompt: Tony, look at the chart. What does it say it costs to ship a couch? 
 Response: Love it. Doesn't get more mischievous than that.
Output: no
Prompt: I was just over here enjoying the Floridian activity of hanker chief simulated plane controlling. 
 Response: Well, certainly. One of them of course is blood nut.
Output: no
Prompt: Look, I think we should all split up while I go back to my safe chamber. 
 Response: Secrets secrets are no fun unless of course you tell someone.
Output: no
Prompt: Sweetheart, please stop talking. We're watching the news. 
 Response: Ken, do you think he bought it? Do you think Chuck bought that you were a zombie?
Output: no
Prompt: Well, that ain't my job. It's Maybelline's job. My second wife. She returns movies, that's her job. 
 Response: Well, your wives and family outside asked me to come in and check on you. To be honest I feel not respected as an officer of the law that I am playing messenger right now.
Output: no
Prompt: Technically, they're all the same character playing all different ages and different interpretations.? 
 Response: Is that because you're wearing suede and it's going to rain?  Because that's the only reason I could think for your mood to change so dramatically.
Output: no
Prompt: I thought that was a dog. 
 Response: It's a chimichurri. It's not really a soup, I guess.
Output: no
Prompt: When I first applied to be a weatherman, they told me I couldn't do it because I was wearing big shoes. 
 Response: I've heard that you if your family are affected by mesothelioma, that there's a number you can call.
Output: no
Prompt: So, you were on the whale watching trip. And captain, you were on the whale watching trip. Why is it that everyone on the boat isn't in here with us? 
 Response: Well, it's been me by myself for so long, but sometimes you just want to feel like you're not alone so you say things like "we." And now that you guys are here, I was right. It's like a visualized a "we" and it came true.
Output: no
Prompt: Hopper, come on. Stop making fun of the customers. 
 Response: Really? Dang. Yeah, I was getting in there. It really hurts.
Output: no
Prompt: Honestly, you gotta get a lock for your journal. 
 Response: OK, Judy. Let's see what he has to say.
Output: no
Prompt: Hope you weren't blinded on the way over by our solar array. I just swept it off. 
 Response: Thanks, honey. It's funny because you're the colonel.
Output: no
Prompt: This whole place, right now, used to be a storage container. Now it can house a family of four. 
 Response: I don't know. Did you hear Tiptop say he used to own a business?
Output: no
Prompt: Am I some kind of monster, kids? 
 Response: Yes, those stories and your love of them has pretty much saved my sanity.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm stepping out of the car. 
 Response: I'd love to ask them some questions.
Output: no
Prompt: Digital photos are really catching on. We need some ideas to boost business in our photo processing booth. 
 Response: I think we failed in marketing. I feel like we should have given away the cameras that they give away at weddings.
Output: no
Prompt: I thought you did quite well on SNL. I think people liked you. 
 Response: My biggest memory is when she orders pizza, man, and she uses the internet and it looks really good.
Output: no
Prompt: Well, right this way. Down this long, long, long hallway. 
 Response: Your sister's name is Bristly.
Output: no
Prompt: Denise, let me sleep on it. It's Christmas time. I'll go to sleep. I don't want to give you a raise. Maybe something will have caused me to change my mind overnight. 
 Response: I should bring that up at the next church meeting. It'd be a great way to get people in the door.
Output: no
Prompt: He said I can go fudge myself, he doesn't need this ship. Because he's a five year old who doesn't know how to swear. 
 Response: Understood, Gerald. I'm sorry that I was the one to tell you we all disliked your wife.
Output: no
Prompt: My dream form is like me standing on the balls of my feet, but in the dream form, I'm not standing on the balls of my feet. 
 Response: I don't ever fully fall asleep. I sleep like a dolphin. I have one eye open and walk in a circle.
Output: no
Prompt: Feliacide sounds like I killed a cat. I did kill a cat once. 
 Response: I said you were very good. I said you were no Ira, but who is anyway.
Output: no
Prompt: Oh, boy did I have a rough day. Can I get a ghost beer please? Thanks. 
 Response: Well, I would love to tell you more about that, but the fact of the matter is It's definitely haunted. I don't know if you know of a little band called Aerosmith, but it was a night a lot like tonight 13 years ago that Aerosmith first were haunted on this stage.
Output: no
Prompt: Yes I'm a huge Pelicans fan. 
 Response: You really are serious aren't you. This place must have cost a million bucks!
Output: no
Prompt: OK. What are you doing right now, Monica? 
 Response: Oh, I've told a lot of people that you are dead. They feel real sorry for me.
Output: no
Prompt: The art here is not a souvenir. These are authentic Navajo artifacts that have great meaning to our tribe. 
 Response: Oh, you work here? Sorry, I didn't realize.
Output: no
Prompt: I am too. So I'll just put that on the schedule. After lunch, you and I will make love. 
 Response: No, I mean with everything that's going on out there it makes sense. I can't blame anyone. I just didn't expect to have other people here in the panic room.
Output: no
Prompt: Is there any way to make that lamb be silent? 
 Response: You guys are mean. Figures you're Tesla snobs.
Output: no
Prompt: For an immortal oracle, that guy's got cut legs. 
 Response: I wish I could. This place is like a rat's nest.
Output: no
Prompt: Maybe he's right. Maybe he can change. 
 Response: OK, well I gotta go bad. I got to take one.
Output: no
Prompt: I know, but why doesn't he have a regular job?  He wears that frilly apron around the house like a real Mr. Mom. 
 Response: Well, that's the most nutritious part.
Output: no
Prompt: We at Knox Berry Farm have heard your complaints. Now, you get to touch all the actors as much as you want. 
 Response: He will. He'll do it and I'll invite the neighbors over and we'll pretend it's TV.
Output: no
Prompt: I had a growth spurt, and I need panties. 
 Response: OK. That was pretty specific. She still said nothing about your woman hips and didn't say your name was Bruce.
Output: no
Prompt: Reverend St. Augustine, we want to put your tel-evangelical program on national network. 
 Response: Rudy, thank you for holding me to that. You're keeping me honest in this dishonest world.
Output: no
Prompt: My name is Charlie. Dr. Charter and I are here to tell you about a  disease. 
 Response: Well, I have  a lot of hay in my hair and you have some old coats still left on you.
Output: no
Prompt: Okay, I'm very tormented as a member of the Swiss Guard to go along with this terrible plan.? 
 Response: Ah, well, Luigi, it's very nice, however, uh, I really asked that you stay below deck, as you know, because your appearance disturbs Pussibly.
Output: no
Prompt: You see, your mother was a horrible person. 
 Response: I found one. This parking garage is attached to a Best Buy.
Output: no
Prompt: Where did I come from, daddy? 
 Response: That didn't work until now, so you probably should have told me sooner that you secretly were this rock star, because I would have loved you a lot longer now.
Output: no
Prompt: You can go to New York City and dance. 
 Response: Yeah, I was hesitant, but I want to be best friends with my daughter.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm going to smother you to death. Much like you tried to do to your dear grandmother. 
 Response: Okay. I have a lot of money under my mattress.
Output: no
Prompt: Madam Prime Minister.  Ever since the all night sushi places have been open, all the Dutch people have been poisoned by bad sushi, as if somebody had plans of world domination beginning with eliminating our people through bad sushi. 
 Response: You'll never get the chance.  Mother will always be here to save me.
Output: no
Prompt: Well, sure, we have problems like any other untraditional couple. 
 Response: You know what? I'm just going to run right at this.
Output: no
Prompt: Is there coconut in the coconut shrimp? Or is it just the name? 
 Response: Why wouldn't you tell us, we're the last three people alive, we think.
Output: no
Prompt: Suedeface isn't still a baby, is he? 
 Response: The tuna salad wasn't good. I trust that cafe for tuna.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm afraid of stilts. That's why we're so distant, Janet. I'm afraid of moderate heights. 
 Response: It's Janet, and stop looking at her like that, Mr. President.
Output: no
Prompt: Hey, don't call me Junior. My name's Junebug. 
 Response: Yep, this is made out of the skin of some of the people that didn't make it out of that fire. 
Output: no
Prompt: I don't want everyone know the exact date of my wedding yet. 
 Response: That's a lot of vomit. How much shrimp cocktail did he eat?
Output: no
Prompt: You know my favorite quality about Troy? His hair. 
 Response: Please, Ms. Sapsworth, please don't tell anyone. This would be terrible for us, to all go to jail.
Output: no
Prompt: We had a car, but we put it in the river. 
 Response: You know who's sick? Me. I've been hovering over this trash can all day. Here's what's gonna happen. I'm going to give you the homework now. Either you do it, your mom does it - I don't care. But at the end of the year, I want that homework. If I were you I'd tell your mom today so you don't make her do it all in one night before the end of the school year.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm behind you, Mr. Kubrick. I'll do a billion takes if  you want. I want to get this right. 
 Response: They gave me one doctor, but a real biter and chewer doesn't use a spit bucket.
Output: no
Prompt: Hey, did I leave my silver spoon here anywhere? The one I keep in my mouth? 
 Response: Yeah, I know I am. I'm larger than life. It makes it kind of hard to find pants that fit.
Output: no
Prompt: Could we take these skeletons to a science person and date the skeletons and find out how old they are? 
 Response: I'm really good, I would like to stay as long as possible to be honest with you. I'd like the deal to stretch out a long time because I don't want to go home.
Output: no
Prompt: I think they're asking for help. Every time someone asks for help, you don't need to spite them. 
 Response: Yes, of course. He's like the oldest daughter on the Cosby show.
Output: no
Prompt: Please, I'm trying to get married. Don't point out dead animals. 
 Response: Actually, she died in the experimental ant farm.
Output: no
Prompt: Yeah, of course you're here for the football game. Yeah, go ahead. I just need your ticket. 
 Response: Yeah. What's a football game without fans?
Output: no
Prompt: You, cake guy, I need the cake to be believable. I want waves. I want it to look as though it's on strings. Not like someone's just holding it. 
 Response: Well, I guess knowing that you guys are together, I feel like I can retire from my practice now.
Output: no
Prompt: Hey, let's put a box on top of him. 
 Response: I can see him up there in his little window.
Output: no
Prompt: Oh my god, that was beautiful, Mr. Buffett. 
 Response: Let me tell you something, mister. When you first showed up I thought you had something. This is interesting. Everyone wants the power of flight. But I don't want some doctor cutting open my body and attaching these wings to me. So I'm out.
Output: no
Prompt: All I need is just another 20 minutes to finish up in the convention room. 
 Response: Yeah, it's unfortunate.  I wish I would have thought about my outfit choice better before leaving the house.  When I looked in the mirror, I thought I was looking pretty sharp, but now I realize it makes me look like a smurf.
Output: no
Prompt: Don't undersell yourself.? 
 Response: It's a little ping pong table.  It's the truth.
Output: no
Prompt: Hey, it's us. Maurice and Mauricia. 
 Response: I love it. It's like god got trapped a riddle.
Output: no
Prompt: Miss Belinda, are they disturbing you at all? 
 Response: Kindergarten. Because they're too young to make fun of you.
Output: no
Prompt: You know what? I regret poisoning your wife all those years ago. 
 Response: For one thousand Pepsies? In Brussels they're 25p.
Output: no
Prompt: Listen, Nookia, how are you gonna help us carry these boxes? You don't seem to have any arms or legs that we can see. 
 Response: Thanks. I was attacked by a bear.
Output: no
Prompt: We've been spending the coins to keep the clubhouse going. It costs rent. 
 Response: All right, you get until maybe later today. Even later than I said. You have until tonight to move the boxes.
Output: no
Prompt: Oh no you're coughing. 
 Response: I don't know she's trying to get rid of it.
Output: no
Prompt: So your husband on board with a murder mystery game night? I know he usually likes things more lavish. 
 Response: You have just settled a bet for me. Thank you.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm sorry, my wife will be here in a second. I walk a little fast. 
 Response: Thank you. I'm surprised you forgot it. You need to work on your memory.
Output: no
Prompt: Those Matrix jackets, they're not for everyone. You know what I mean? I feel like if I wear a jacket that long it's going to make me look short. 
 Response: I have friends, and I'd like several more.
Output: no
Prompt: You know, I tried to be a fireguy one time. That might have been the main problem, that I kept calling it fireguys. 
 Response: Omar! I don't know. It's happening again.
Output: no
Prompt: I'll have one shot, but I really have to be careful about drinking too much. 
 Response: But I just said we'll sing this new birthday song. Bob, are you giving me sass?
Output: no
Prompt: It seems we have agreed to be an Abba tribute band, but change the lyrics to be highly personal about ourselves. 
 Response: Look at our heads. We're both completely bald.
Output: no
Prompt: I can't be your son because I'm a woman. 
 Response: You don't understand. Week after week, I get calls from that Houstons restaurant, saying there's some sort of weird thing going on there.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm starting to feel like a tiny dog that shakes for no reason. 
 Response: Yes, but that's just what you tell people when you go to college parties so that you can make out with the cute young guys.
Output: no
Prompt: Well, doubt is a good thing sometimes. It pushes you to be stronger. 
 Response: That's right, that's my daughter. I teach her right.
Output: no
Prompt: Father, I've awoken from my nap. I'm staring at a girl, Larissa. 
 Response: You're right. I'm going to hit her the next time I see her.
Output: no
Prompt: We're scientists. We're here to document all of the different forms of carbon that exist in this cave. 
 Response: I say honey and sweetie, that should be good enough.
Output: no
Prompt: I'll be back soon, honey. I love you! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! 
 Response: Clinton, I think they're messing with us. How would there be ice in Florida?
Output: no
Prompt: I'm a little underweight and I'm supposed to drink my mango juice and coke. 
 Response: Yes, let's go now, Demetrius. It's sounds way more exciting than what we've got going on here.
Output: no
Prompt: I was going to ask the chicken what it thought of me because my momma never told me what she thought of me. She always said "If you get a chicken to like you, that means you're something."? 
 Response: That's why we're wearing our wedding clothes.
Output: no
Prompt: Look, there's robots in this town, right? 
 Response: It's fine. We're going to get married after this. So I hope this thing with that other girl that you're leaving with isn't serious. She could be our nanny.
Output: no
Prompt: Hey, where'd you get that top hat and cane from? Did you steal that from someone else's mail? The top hat and cane you've been performing in. 
 Response: Yeah, I gotta take a hang. I'm stressed out.
Output: no
Prompt: Sir are you quite done? 
 Response: Michelle, I never go against what the car wishes for me.
Output: no
Prompt: Ray-ray, is there a problem? Is this the man we're looking for? 
 Response: It wasn't a live shark, it was a mechanical shark. So technically it was real, but also fake.
Output: no
Prompt: You have a good time hanging out with the girls this weekend, hon. 
 Response: We have a dress code, so if the patient doesn't have a mane, we'll give them a fake one to put on.
Output: no
Prompt: Tina, your mommy might be a completely different looking person when she comes back or she might have a completely different personality. We're looking to have interesting experiences. 
 Response: Yeah, Leg Cramp ended up marrying one of those guys and leaving me.
Output: no
Prompt: I have a cold. 
 Response: Mr. President, why don't you look out the window. See the sights?
Output: no
Prompt: How ya doing? I'm John Wayne's son. 
 Response: Yeah, I'm getting there. I don't know why, I felt like I was being torn asunder.
Output: no
Prompt: Well, why would you promise not to say horse? We're at a stable. You can say horse. 
 Response: Sorry, sorry, I'm here. I walk slow. I'm not in a hurry.
Output: no
Prompt: We're going to make this party so much better. It's gonna be rad. We're gonna be here for 28 minutes. And, like, you'll thank us tomorrow. 
 Response: You know those Ed McMahon, like those letters that come in the mail? I mailed it in and that was my prize.
Output: no
Prompt: I don't understand why people are so hung up on names. Like if you only have one daughter, why can't she just be daughter? That's just who she is to me. 
 Response: Oh look, it has four arms!
Output: no
Prompt: The Thadeous family has a long distinguished history of witchcraft. 
 Response: We'll see about that! You're hyperventilating, sir. You don't look well. Is this how you're going to die? You're going to hyperventilate into this bag, while I shove it onto your mouth with force?
Output: no
Prompt: Thanks, Ralph. Yeah, get my good side. 
 Response: Sorry, I'm just really pumped up for spring.
Output: no