niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: I hate that magic marker noise. Slats, you're killing me over here. 
 Response: I eat the cheese and he eats the crust.
Output: no
Prompt: Can I be the guy who beats his wife? 
 Response: Yes, humble blimpsman, I do. It's hard for me to find love.
Output: no
Prompt: Oh yeah, I remember nothing happening. Like nothing negative, I mean. 
 Response: Wait a minute. What if I'm down for that kind of funky shit?
Output: no
Prompt: Michael and Michelle, you're the last things that came out of me and I love you for that. 
 Response: I think maybe it is. It's such a romantic story.
Output: no
Prompt: Okay. My name is Jonathan and I'm here for the R-star repair segment. 
 Response: I'd love to, thank you for the invitation. I didn't have lunch plans, so, I guess I could stay.
Output: no
Prompt: Look Tammy, I have lived in the midwest all my life. Traffic is traffic. There's nothing you could do about it. 
 Response: They've only got cashews and almonds. What are we going to do with that?
Output: no
Prompt: I'm so sorry, my hearing is gone because of the clippers. 
 Response: Yes, you're stealing the words right out of my book.
Output: no
Prompt: We must get our daughter out of the house. I've been wanting to ravish you in the dining room for 35 years. 
 Response: Yes, we're very concerned with cows at the moment.
Output: no
Prompt: I did used to have a career before I was in mega development. 
 Response: I made a mistake. I went to one of those Argentinian places right before this where they just keep bringing you meat. I think I got the meat sweats.
Output: no
Prompt: I have some corn samples. 
 Response: Yes, we're at the end of our fourth lives. I've been trying too escape that cursed place for the past four lives.
Output: no
Prompt: Morning, Tom. 
 Response: Well, yeah. You don't have a car. I can't stop you from walking out of here.
Output: no
Prompt: Mario, I got to tell you.  This lady fills me with rage.? 
 Response: Well, let's see.  Based off your pelt, I'd call you a lynx.
Output: no
Prompt: I would like to make a motion about taxes. I don't think we are taxing enough things. We could tax people's ideas, or, just the way the express themselves. Why not tax emotion? 
 Response: Did they just confess to hearing us? Maybe everyone's finally being honest. Maybe that's what this room needs, Dean.
Output: no
Prompt: I didn't ask Alfred what the swords were for. I just got them. I do what I'm told 
 Response: You mean swallowing swords? It's very difficult.
Output: no
Prompt: I've literally been letting out one continuous fart this entire time. I apologize. 
 Response: You did, to cashier. And I was the fastest cashier for that month and I won a boating trip.
Output: no
Prompt: It was the feather boa that caused us to shrink. 
 Response: Was that echo me or you?
Output: no
Prompt: I saw him talking to a car one time, saying "let's go." 
 Response: You are? Oh my god. You really have a good reason for not go wanting to get wet. I just have that disease that if you get water on your skin, it burns.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm here to deliver authorization to cash that check and to start bringing in racks of video tapes. 
 Response: But, the date is for three years from now.
Output: no
Prompt: You're still hot as shit, but you've gained some weight. 
 Response: It's true. It won't hold up your pants, but it is a button that you can adorn your clothing with.
Output: no
Prompt: Oh, you're part of the Roxbury family. I've heard of you. 
 Response: Well, if you play your cards right, maybe they won't kick us out and we won't have to leave this town.
Output: no
Prompt: Claire, could you please ask Ralph what his department is? 
 Response: This is Home Depot, young lady. We don't sell feminine hygiene products. We have many different kinds of absorbent cloths for you, but that's not my department.
Output: no
Prompt: Alright, everybody. Get in here. Kids come in for free. Come on up kids, I'm gonna tell you a story. 
 Response: Maybe we can donate them to the meat market.
Output: no
Prompt: It's getting late, Tia. Are you coming home? 
 Response: Oh, thank you. Those are very popular. We sell a lot of those little bowls.
Output: no
Prompt: Thank you for finding me interesting. 
 Response: You'll go to school when our job is done here in Afghanistan.
Output: no
Prompt: Here's what I say:  may only the guy who didn't get a pointed axe to the skull be still standing!  
 Response: Okay, I think you're definitely insane and I think your dad is, too, but like, this is really interesting out of anything to do right now.  So, like, let's go get Miles.
Output: no
Prompt: Is there a problem, officer? 
 Response: Well, thank you for the thorough explanation about how you lost your handicap placard. You did all the character voices very well.
Output: no
Prompt: Obama was so poetic. Everything rolled out of his mouth. 
 Response: Well, I've got nothing in my calendar for the next  eternity.
Output: no
Prompt: I guess I could open a therapy office. As long as I don't say I'm licensed it should be OK. 
 Response: You're a terrible girl. Put your clothes back on and get out of my classroom.
Output: no
Prompt: I thought we connected on the bullying thing. 
 Response: I don't think that we will. Thank you very much.
Output: no
Prompt: Stop throwing paper clips at me! 
 Response: Yeah, I know you don't got tampons.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm hoping that Cynthia will like me even though she won't because I'm a big fat loser. 
 Response: That's true. I never get to sing on stage because of my horrendous voice.
Output: no
Prompt: Something evil happened in this home we're in. 
 Response: I guess tell my siblings I know I was the problem, and now that I'm gone we can finally be a family. Minus me of course.
Output: no
Prompt: So you're only part devil? 
 Response: Oh, I've already stayed. I've gotten into the Swedish Meatballs. They're delicious.
Output: no
Prompt: The Navajo have a very extensive belief that you can go out and change your skin and become a wolf or coyote. 
 Response: It gives me variety.
Output: no
Prompt: I just want to put it out there that I'm not going up to space with you two gentlemen and your artificial intelligence to commit to any sort of relationship. 
 Response: Oh, no, of course I will make the time. You know, it's just that I'm busy with this, that, and t'other.
Output: no
Prompt: I feel like not having read Finnegan's Wake defines me as a person. 
 Response: I remember, sir. All those people died.
Output: no
Prompt: Are you kicking me out because I don't have anything interesting about my haircut or the way I dress? Sorry I don't dress like you, dad. I'm sorry I'm not unique or sartorial. 
 Response: It just, now that we're actually on the day and going to rob the bank, it feels intense.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm having trouble drawing this man's sinewy, muscly thigh. And I would like some direction on that. 
 Response: Well, you may be right, but I felt as if I were judging him just harshly enough for having shat in my office.
Output: no
Prompt: Brandon, have you had any progress with your science studies? 
 Response: Well, we would erase their memories.
Output: no
Prompt: You two are clearly brother and sister because you look exactly alike and you share a haircut. 
 Response: To be honest, mama, we just weren't sure if you were alive or not.
Output: no
Prompt: Ms. LaPone, is there any way you could be in the picture with us and Mr. Takei? It would be a waste to have you take the picture. 
 Response: Yes, I have a roll of film. Let me rummage through my purse. Oh, sorry, there's a pair of underwear.
Output: no
Prompt: Oh, see? He doesn't remember everybody. 
 Response: Like a fancy nice pen? Almost like the pen that I used to grade my little daughter's homework papers.
Output: no
Prompt: No, that's the thing, it happens just like that. It's called Spontaneonation combustion. 
 Response: We will crush you. Soon, no American little tiny boy will be able to go on a soul quest once I acquire that invisible pen and sign all of the documents necessary to ensure that the third Reich lasts for 1,000 years.
Output: no
Prompt: Iris, don't you know how to pluralize words? 
 Response: Those are for all the soles that got lost.
Output: no
Prompt: Yeah, I was smoking like a chimney and that was really bugging her lungs. 
 Response: That's right. I remember I had a friend who was a ladle. Another friend was an egg timer.
Output: no
Prompt: That's what this has been about the whole time? You want to be Bass Fishing and Jackpot King? 
 Response: Yeah, Paul. What are you going to do?
Output: no
Prompt: Improving. We're improving this neighborhood. They'll be places for you to live. 
 Response: I recognize you, you're that guy from the billboard. You're the guy who holds the cake.
Output: no
Prompt: She doesn't know the difference between a piano and a human? She's trying way to hard to be a robot, Todd. 
 Response: My favorite is Hair You Go.
Output: no
Prompt: Please don't tell my boss you're helping me. 
 Response: I'll say this for him. He's very sexy.
Output: no
Prompt: The hat is plastic. It is representational only. 
 Response: Yes, I have certain things I'd like to say about this very complicated case.
Output: no
Prompt: I felt like falling asleep was covered under my note of something that happened and wasn't good. 
 Response: Yes, you're still fired. The parents are furious that their children turned into birds.
Output: no
Prompt: Lets do something we haven't done since we were young men lets sleep head to head you're head touching the top of my bed. 
 Response: Fresh fish, that sounds beautiful of course I will give her the family name pop.
Output: no
Prompt: So, Doris, it looks like you take piano lessons and have a little bit of organ experience. 
 Response: I didn't think we were going to after I dumped all the fuel.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm producing a movie. 
 Response: The country where the war is happening?
Output: no
Prompt: Oh man, once I start eating string cheese, I can stop. 
 Response: The return policy here is amazing.
Output: no
Prompt: I have wonderful news. My family just won a cruise! Blanche, I was going to invite you on the cruise. You see, I just left my wife, and my son needs a mother before he goes to Clemson. He can't be at Clemson without a mother. 
 Response: Dillon's my cool name. Dillon Tristan.
Output: no
Prompt: You're in the Port-o-Potty business, I would hope to see you spit out the word "crapping." 
 Response: Just like when I proposed.
Output: no
Prompt: My honey and I woke up and I suggested that we have a TV day because we haven't done it in so long. 
 Response: You just want to hang your art in my house?
Output: no
Prompt: Hey, you stupid dog, you lack opposable thumbs. 
 Response: OK. Is it not a good thing to chew on the table? Do you want a taste?
Output: no
Prompt: This is marvelous, well look at this. 
 Response: Because your body starts to decompose pretty much from the moment of death. I was burned.
Output: no
Prompt: I've been watching Passion. The NBC soap opera where there's vampires for some reasons. 
 Response: Wow. Hey, old lady, are you flirting with me?
Output: no
Prompt: Hey, Melissa, where did that guy come from out there? 
 Response: Oh, yeah. Ever since I was a kid, my parents would physically tell me to face a corner every time something risque was happening.
Output: no
Prompt: The Friends isn't that new. It's like three or four years old. 
 Response: Yeah, nobody else has been on this plane. It's just you. Welcome to Cincinnati.
Output: no
Prompt: You stay on the island, OK? Find your dad. 
 Response: You know, my dad's lost somewhere in these waters. I'm going to stay here and search for him.
Output: no
Prompt: Hey, who's the new guy? 
 Response: Those ankles look mighty strong, ma'am.
Output: no
Prompt: Randy, did you hear when I said I don't like my food to touch? I apologize, I didn't mean to be rude. 
 Response: Well, I live in a world where I look for magic anywhere I can find.  So, if we both have French names, it must mean something magical.
Output: no
Prompt: Joanie, is it true they're going to tase us? 
 Response: Why not? I'm just a volunteer, man. I don't have to be here.
Output: no
Prompt: Are you going to use your in flight magazine? 
 Response: Oh, yeah. I saw that on snapchat.
Output: no
Prompt: I have been guiding souls on journeys like this for millennia. In all of my time helping people discover their otherness, I have never heard of a vision quest quite so underwhelming. 
 Response: Well, it's organic and you know I'm on an all organic diet.
Output: no
Prompt: You seem to be crying. That's probably bad for me to have congratulated you for ten years of loneliness, right? 
 Response: Well, I didn't know if it was a shotgun marriage that someone forced them into, like an arranged type of thing.
Output: no
Prompt: Maybe if there was a way for customers to bring their memory cards in, we could print out pictures that way. 
 Response: Yeah, and you need to do it before you're in your grave. You gotta get back in the dating game, Dad.
Output: no
Prompt: You're going to go back and make your mother cut back on the wine spritzers and get her a prosthetic hand that looks decent.  
 Response: You have chosen wisely.
Output: no
Prompt: After hearing your story about watching your mamma die on a ride, I'm going to give you my ticket. 
 Response: How do you plan to get me back. What kind of prank do you plan to pull?
Output: no
Prompt: You're gonna start living your life. 
 Response: Oh, I'm open to anything darling.
Output: no
Prompt: I just want your impressions of me as a human.? 
 Response: OK, so we're both comfortable, but them dead chickens - I think they need to be colder than this.
Output: no
Prompt: Mmm. The best hotdogs in the world come from there. 
 Response: Are you attempting to bribe a state official with chopped onions?
Output: no
Prompt: I feel as if I'm forgetting more and more things. 
 Response: Oh, Sears, that sounds good. Appliances for the home are there. I suppose you can get one of your blasted dresses.
Output: no
Prompt: Janet I bet you like where this is going. 
 Response: In front of the kids?
Output: no
Prompt: Marjorie, can I please have some Ramen? 
 Response: Well, it was, Clark. I think everyone else here understood that. Everyone else put their best foot forward.
Output: no
Prompt: I am the reincarnation of the mother into a lifeless puppet. 
 Response: I just download that app. I haven't used it yet, though.
Output: no
Prompt: We died in a car. Our car is also a ghost. 
 Response: I mean, it's a hospital parking lot. We can't just have a car here with its hazards on forever.
Output: no
Prompt: What's the trouble you have with counting? It's very simple. 
 Response: Thank you. Now, I want you to behave here. Even though children are allowed in dance clubs in Iceland, this is a dance club for grownups.
Output: no
Prompt: How can a rock taste like gingerbread and vanilla? I don't understand. 
 Response: She said may or may not. We're no closer to the truth.
Output: no
Prompt: When I look into this man's eyes, I can see forgetfulness but I can see true love. I want to give you the ring that my father gave me, for you to renew your wedding vows. 
 Response: Well cancer's going to get all of us at some point.
Output: no
Prompt: I didn't make that change in Wikipedia. Someone else has been in here, Junior. 
 Response: Oh, more jokes for me! You make me laugh.
Output: no
Prompt: No son of mine is going to slap me and cheeses on bread. You want to be a sandwich slopper? What about law school? 
 Response: Buddy, you got to not yell that in public places, okay? It makes people feel very uncomfortable.
Output: no
Prompt: So, lady, if you're not going to do anything with these kids, can I just put them in this sack? 
 Response: My name is Dericonium. I was named after my dad, Derick and my mother was a scientist. She wanted to make my name sound like an element.
Output: no
Prompt: You're not even trying, Eve. Just push. 
 Response: I'm not rugged? I've got a flaming stone.
Output: no
Prompt: Hello everyone! And my famous greek phrase that I always use all the time, diogineze! 
 Response: You were. I thought your numbers was a mistake. I thought you were just padding your things.
Output: no
Prompt: I start with the reflexes. I'm a little bit of a weirdo. 
 Response: Well, it just looked like you were pinning my associate here where she couldn't leave.
Output: no
Prompt: Regardless I am going to sleep the sleep of a king tonight 
 Response: Dad it is my time on the TV you said even if you are trying to sleep that I could watch it!
Output: no
Prompt: I wish that it didn't have to be like this and that you could just trust me again. 
 Response: But I wanted to.
Output: no
Prompt: You're never getting out of here. You know who I am? I'm the murdered of the sea. You're mine now, son. 
 Response: OK, I mean I don't have any cash, but I have some stuff that could be considered valuable.
Output: no
Prompt: It's time for another blood change. 
 Response: I've been into getting hung over since I was 14. I get hung over all the time.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm kind of of a collector. So, not only am I collecting the Big Macs as I test them out, I also am collecting glass found in Burger King parking lots. 
 Response: Oh, no. My own children didn't come so it's nice to have this lovely couple here.
Output: no
Prompt: Hey, it's me again. My wife's almost here. 
 Response: Yeah, I am like that. I'm like, that kind of girl, with feelings and thoughts and vulnerabilities. And, OK, I walk so slow. I walk like a cool, smooth horse.
Output: no
Prompt: Chase bank will chase after ya money. 
 Response: Yes, I can cadet, very well done. You've passed my test.
Output: no
Prompt: Hey, look! The dog is using his paw to page through that gourmet magazine. 
 Response: OK, but it looks so tasty. Can't I just chew on it a few minutes?
Output: no
Prompt: Captain, are you saying you can become the captain of this whale from the inside? 
 Response: Nobody leaves this whale until we find out why you're here.
Output: no
Prompt: Fellow scientists, we have a problem with Terry. We know he has a drinking problem, but he's been getting his rat drunk and letting his rat hang out with other rats. 
 Response: I got fired today. I'm no good at selling cars.
Output: no
Prompt: You know why I came here. I want a "pot roast." 
 Response: You really have to hurry up, ma'am. The line is long.
Output: no
Prompt: Ma'am, you're here from Orlando, FL? 
 Response: I can see it. It's glowing like the north star.
Output: no
Prompt: Santa didn't mean any disrespect. 
 Response: So you're just somebody like me, waiting for your psychiatrist's diagnosis during Christmas week.
Output: no
Prompt: Celeste, this is a Planet of the Apes mask. I took it from the warehouse. I want you to put it on. 
 Response: The video game or the time?
Output: no
Prompt: We're a little shorthanded at the moment 'cause i just fired someone. 
 Response: Oh, maybe there's another car I can hitch hike with instead of yours.
Output: no
Prompt: This is a grave perversion of mars base regulations. 
 Response: Yeah, and she's somebody you can trust. She really listens to us and the idea that we can tell her anything and she won't tell anyone else is such a comfort.
Output: no
Prompt: We have some shoes here that not all of them are made on this Earth. 
 Response: Yeah, I'll do it. Sure, with my new friends here.
Output: no
Prompt: Listen, we're fortunate to live in a town that gossip's exclusively by mail. 
 Response: You guys got the best tacos, man.
Output: no
Prompt: Christ was born in 0. You gotta subtract 33 from 1947. It's not that hard. 
 Response: Yeah, I suppose so, but I'm used to meeting women on these opposites attract dates.
Output: no
Prompt: It was a mess. Exploded Smucker's everywhere. It looked like somebody had been killed by a dog. 
 Response: We caught him red-handed with a computer, sending a personal email. That is our group computer. It is for work and solitaire.
Output: no
Prompt: Hey, Sandra Bullock, my name is Richard Jefferson. 
 Response: I don't want to go into that. I have so many identities. I just wanted to have a nice, peaceful reunion with everyone on The Net.
Output: no
Prompt: Sam Houston, you're going to join us in the Gulf of Mexico. 
 Response: Honey, the police are here. Help us! He's got Jorgens.
Output: no
Prompt: I've got my full pantry and I've just been making everything myself for people at the carnival. 
 Response: Yorgy, what you do to us? Now you have to teach this armless thing to juggle.
Output: no
Prompt: Thank you for setting up this meeting with me. It's always been my dream to work in the CIA organization and I will take any kind of job you have available. 
 Response: Oh wow, they are sentimental then. I think I'll take the tulips.
Output: no
Prompt: I grew up with a very domineering older sister who told me exactly what my life was going to be, including marrying you. 
 Response: She was the one who set his hair on fire.
Output: no
Prompt: You were the extra guy on the grassy knoll. 
 Response: I feel like I don't know how to relate to people, so I watch what they do and when I get to know their interests, I'll buy them a poster or something.
Output: no
Prompt: I guess you only like hearing this story when soft jazz is playing in the background and there's a flimsy adventure story wrapped around it. 
 Response: Oh, he spelled it out. He literally spelled it out. It's amazing.
Output: no
Prompt: Do you love us to put a bathroom in that god damn panic room? 
 Response: I feel lightheaded. I've lost too much blood.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm under the umbrella of LensCrafters. 
 Response: Thank you very much. I'm blind.
Output: no
Prompt: Excuse me sir, I need to be a millionaire by tomorrow, do you have the book "The Secret"? I see it. Thank you, goodbye. 
 Response: Look, over there is a license plate. It must have swallowed it.
Output: no
Prompt: My name is Daryl Stanfield. 
 Response: I'll cut you in for some of this money if you just, I don't know, scare these guys to death.
Output: no
Prompt: You're all sweaty.  Would you like to sit down? 
 Response: Geez, yeah, but he's not.  I don't know, because I'll tell you what.  I never really saw what happened with my mom and my dad.
Output: no
Prompt: Hay Anonda! He was sort of checking you out. 
 Response: You used to have to stand out in the sun. Now, you can just plug this thing in.
Output: no
Prompt: Things feel different now that I've changed the Wikipedia entry. 
 Response: Alright, you have to mark them out before you put them in the bin.
Output: no
Prompt: We need to save these guys. I'm not just going to have more astronauts die on the moon, sir. 
 Response: That's a great idea. Oh, it's a mini bike. All right, I'm going to go to the back.
Output: no
Prompt: There is a note app on your phone. You can use it on your phone. 
 Response: I think they dream about dashed dreams or dreams not coming true.
Output: no
Prompt: Here's $15, but keep the change. 
 Response: He pulled the old double talk on you, didn't he?
Output: no
Prompt: It's all about money. It's all about money with you. 
 Response: I know I didn't. I definitely didn't. I'm actually shocked you can say something other than "I'm the lady."
Output: no
Prompt: You'd think the lights from his head would keep us awake. 
 Response: Alright, send it to 5050 Connecticut Drive.
Output: no
Prompt: This is not in any of the books I remember. We're going to really have to dig deep here. 
 Response: I don't feel that way, but it's interesting that you do.
Output: no
Prompt: So, Tiny, how long has it been since your last confession? 
 Response: You know what, this time I'm going to go for the funny bone. It's a little bit of a more sensitive spot.
Output: no
Prompt: I like your park. It's so full of water. Doesn't even seem like much land left at all. 
 Response: Yeah, I told you. I said I was using my shirt to take the water to go to my own park, which is not yet open.
Output: no
Prompt: First, I have to ask you if you're a cop. 
 Response: That's what I wanted. I want songs.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm really sorry dad, I didn't didn't mean to just run off on you. 
 Response: But it sounded like they're going to put the cop they knocked out behind the curtain, which is where we are.
Output: no
Prompt: Mr. Havingtrack, is this true? You're on a billboard? 
 Response: Why, that's the first time you've ever admitted that. What a therapeutic breakthrough.
Output: no
Prompt: We could wait the three years to deposit the check or we could cash that check right away and really screw him over. 
 Response: They could drink out of plastic cups that they can't seem to in their god damn hand and then drop them on the floor.
Output: no
Prompt: Work, work, work. That's all you ever do. 
 Response: It's ACAL. Approach, confront, ask, and leave.
Output: no
Prompt: Who's this creep? I feel the urge to punch him for some reason. 
 Response: It's got to be a vote. I'm supposed to carry four fucking people? Come on, guys.
Output: no
Prompt: Who's this? Someone new? Are you new? 
 Response: Aren't you the president of the camp?
Output: no
Prompt: Why do I come up with ideas if every time I say something you're automatically like "Go fuck yourself, Gaston?" 
 Response: Thank you Claude.
Output: no
Prompt: Excuse me, are you open? 
 Response: Tell that dead baby bunny to get it's dancing shoes on because I still love you.
Output: no
Prompt: Oh, they succumbed to the virus then.? 
 Response: I did, I asked him casual with a lowered voice. That's subtle. If it was blatant it would have been like "Hey, Mr. Did you mean Fahrenheit or Celsius?"
Output: no
Prompt: I don't really understand your business model. You're giving away free pot brownies to young comedians? 
 Response: So many empty peach baskets. Get them out of here. We ate all the peaches.
Output: no
Prompt: Hey would you mind taking these bags up to the room? 
 Response: Oh, the bagel shop at 2nd and 12th? The bagel shop's still over here, still over here at 2nd and 12th. They took the sign away years ago.
Output: no
Prompt: Thank goodness it's a long cartoon that your dad and JD are watching. Let's leave.  
 Response: Oh my God. Really? It's very mildewy down here. Do you have any Febreeze?
Output: no
Prompt: Well, I'm not sure if Junebug is qualified, but since Featherman is dead, it seems like Junebug is the perfect candidate. 
 Response: Did you think you were at a factory this whole time? This is a warehouse.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm ready to ditch Vince and come back to you if you just answer one question. Is that a baby bunny in your overalls or are you just happy to see me? 
 Response: In America, you can be whatever you want. Dream big!
Output: no
Prompt: Alright, I'm not going to like toughing out being with Daniel. This fucking guy is the worst. 
 Response: You say that, but I can tell by the look in their eyes. They're visibly cursing at me with their eyes. It's something I don't know if you're picking up on, Sharon, and I'm nervous.
Output: no
Prompt: You've made me realize that my whole life has been nothing but a lie! 
 Response: Well, first, could you come here and stand very, very close to me while I finish explaining what's going to happen with your car?  You need to know these things before you drive off.
Output: no
Prompt: Chuck, this is your chance to shine by being murdered on air. 
 Response: Right. I can tell you that he's disguised as Mary, my make-up lady, who is also disguised as various things. She's got a gorilla mask on and a Superman costume.
Output: no
Prompt: Did you know Sally's mom before or after she was dying? 
 Response: Well, I mean, it's your store. Of course, you can do whatever you want.
Output: no
Prompt: Serving high end sushi is how they got him to do Ocean's Eleven. 
 Response: They don't deserve to walk on dirt.
Output: no
Prompt: Those were my jagged little pills. 
 Response: You're all such idiots. You're all bickering amongst each other.
Output: no
Prompt: You had science fairs right there at home, Heidi? 
 Response: You don't  know me very well, do you Delores? I take my sleeping bag many places.
Output: no
Prompt: Well, as soon as this is over you have a new, fresh life. You deserve way more than what he gave you. 
 Response: I'm not really a music fan. I just like the way it looks.
Output: no
Prompt: I feel like I did a terrible job managing this team. 
 Response: I noticed it but thought what was really distinctive about these kids is their enthusiasm.
Output: no
Prompt: I mean, how different is sea glass from ground glass? 
 Response: Oh, sorry, we just got deep in conversation.
Output: no
Prompt: Okay, I think you're definitely insane and I think your dad is, too, but like, this is really interesting out of anything to do right now.  So, like, let's go get Miles. 
 Response: It's coagulation of duck and cocaine.
Output: no
Prompt: He'll take you to your table. Show 'em how it's done, Bob. Here's your moment to shine. 
 Response: To make us work this long without breaks?
Output: no
Prompt: Yeah, where'd your boobs go anyway? 
 Response: He married into it. He was previously married to Tammy Albertsons.
Output: no
Prompt: Yeah, everybody knows you can't be on TV with big shoes. But you changed all that. 
 Response: Oh my god, here he comes.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm never going to spend you, penny. I'm going to round up to 5 every time. 
 Response: My name is Renee and I get around. You've probably heard of me.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm looking for a way to get out of here. Help me. 
 Response: I wish you were a lion in the sack.
Output: no
Prompt: Laurent and Charisma, you're identical cousins? 
 Response: Yeah, I'll learn about anything that you want to teach me about, Mr. Brown.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm not a dwarf.  I'm just short, okay?  Just a short guy. 
 Response: I know how to tie many.  I was once locked in a bathroom with nothing but a boy scout manual.
Output: no
Prompt: Aren't all British people related? 
 Response: Do you think I'm stupid? I know you're drinking lemonade.
Output: no
Prompt: What percentage is that, honey? Daddy taught you math. 
 Response: Don't pity my daddy. He works really hard. He's a man of his own means.
Output: no
Prompt: Kelly Sue is the star of the show. Everyone knows her. 
 Response: That's correct.  It's kind of considered a rude and insensitive name now, but it still works.
Output: no
Prompt: So, your gig at the comedy club is going very well then? 
 Response: It's like a cat's hairball.
Output: no
Prompt: They're not letting scorpions into the club these days, are they? 
 Response: Oh, that's expensive. In-state is more expensive. The labor costs alone.
Output: no
Prompt: You can help me by directing me toward a blender. I'm looking or a new blender with several blades in there and several speeds. 
 Response: I do so very easily.
Output: no
Prompt: Oh, and I'm a veterinarian school teacher. I teach about how to become a veterinarian. 
 Response: It might give me some solace, because it's been really upsetting.
Output: no
Prompt: What do you think they dream about down there? In their dreams, do they have dreams about totally normal possible stuff? 
 Response: Weird, he's wearing those Dr. Scholls inserts on the outside of his shoes.
Output: no
Prompt: It's getting really hot. 
 Response: I did not know that because I never asked. Because there are no questions in Maine, but only broken hearts.
Output: no
Prompt: Ken, do you think Chuck bought it? Do you think he bought that you were a zombie? 
 Response: I studied a new technique. I get a magazine called makeup magic and we're experimenting with layers. That script will be here any second.
Output: no
Prompt: What is this hope bullshit? You said you could make our dreams come true. 
 Response: Pretty good. I feel like maybe I was a little head of my time though. This would be a chance to tread the boards once more.`
Output: no
Prompt: But, like, in all honesty, I don't want to point fingers, but, you're working at a Dennys, so that's kind of a step down from me in my situation.  I still got it! 
 Response: Teeth, I clean.
Output: no
Prompt: Andrew Parson has a few things to say about breakfast cereal. 
 Response: Ma'am, you see this AK47? This is my pass.
Output: no
Prompt: Your eyes are so pretty. You have lashes like a girl, but you still wear them in a masculine way. 
 Response: I don't know who's worse, her that wheezy kid over there.
Output: no
Prompt: Hey, Lacey. Remember the last time we picked up a hitchhiker? Trouble. 
 Response: What's wrong with you, huh? Listen to your quavery voice. See a ghost or something?
Output: no
Prompt: This is our last day open. We won't be printing memories for people anymore. We'll be closing up shop and I don't know what's going to become of this place after we're gone. 
 Response: It's really a lot of work. That's why I've gotten so skinny and beautiful.
Output: no
Prompt: Normally, I would remove my hat inside, but it's television. They gotta know that I'm from Texas. 
 Response: OK. So, saltwater toughys are the things you sell, but also what the employees are called. This place just keeps getting more and more weird.
Output: no
Prompt: Does the court reporter have her keyboard sounds on? 
 Response: Hey, how's it going buddy? Y'all went to go see a movie or something, didn't you?
Output: no
Prompt: Mamma, Mia! Here we go again! 
 Response: Are you sure you want to do that? That's pretty extreme.
Output: no
Prompt: Why is there a black wreath on the door? Did someone die in this room? 
 Response: Honey, why don't you go with Jermaine and take the bags up? I have a question to ask Shanice. 
Output: no
Prompt: Gather around guys. I, uh, just looked at the sales of your album. You are huge in the Bahamas. I can't explain it. There's only one record store in all of the islands, but you're sold out everywhere. 
 Response: I'm so sorry, my wife left me years ago for her OfficeMax manager and things have not been good since.
Output: no
Prompt: Guess who got out of the car? 
 Response: Oh thank god, the business is not going well.
Output: no
Prompt: I think maybe you're referring to the porno that you watch every night. 
 Response: Yeah, look at him saying heroine ruined him and that it's an epidemic.
Output: no
Prompt: Did your wife ever give you a reason for asking you not to leave this place? 
 Response: I do this sometimes. I go backwards when I need to go forward.
Output: no
Prompt: I feel like we have that focus in common. 
 Response: Yeah, sure. Your place is so close to my place.
Output: no
Prompt: Well, the second you start thinking of yourself as your own worst enemy and you don't blame other people, is the day you signed your own death note. 
 Response: Dr. Morris, I don't think they'd be able to think because emotions override the brain when they're that happy.
Output: no
Prompt: How could a fire have even started at the hospital. 
 Response: Oh, boy. This is a good year too. Everyone needs one of those rocking horses.
Output: no
Prompt: That doesn't mean you got any business, you were a prostitute but I was hoping and I pray as a 12 1/2 year old you didn't do any business. 
 Response: Yeah, probably people judged him all of his life because of his height. So he became a cop.
Output: no
Prompt: I haven't broken eye contact. 
 Response: Of course I will. All right, little David, you get right down, you hear?
Output: no
Prompt: Well, I was gonna pick out something, but it turns out all the jewelry here's cursed, baby. 
 Response: Hank, if you say filigree one more time, I'm going to smack you.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm going to kneel down behind this drug tester. You shove him over, make a big deal out of it. I pretend to be fixing my running boot. Then you run away. You escape. 
 Response: If you test positive, don't worry, this is not the reason why.
Output: no
Prompt: He, Claude, focus. We're doing the tribunal. You seem to be looking over there. 
 Response: Madeline, if I were to accuse you of not being able to do your job I would, of course, convene the tribunal. As we do according to the book. The Icelandic manual that we all go by here in Iceland.
Output: no
Prompt: Oh, shit, I fell asleep on the plane. 
 Response: Yeah, living in your past life? I can see where this would be better.
Output: no
Prompt: This is the captain speaking. If you're acting crazy, please stop yelling. 
 Response: Of course. We ripped it off an elephant this morning. Nothing but the best for CIA operatives.
Output: no
Prompt: You reek of marijuana. What's your name, sir? 
 Response: You asked for it every ten minutes. The guy got tired of going back and forth.
Output: no
Prompt: You also have a red cap on.  It looks like a dwarf's hat. 
 Response: That's fine.  I'll learn from that and whenever they say "boy" I'll just replace it with "girl."
Output: no
Prompt: You want your body implanted into the ground so flat that a call can roll over it and into your mouth. 
 Response: He is good and he is great. God is! Not the man. I'm putting my hand up in the air, can you not tell?
Output: no
Prompt: I'd like to see the murder weapon one more time. 
 Response: I'll take this scarf and take a tourniquet around her leg and oh my god, that's so much blood.
Output: no
Prompt: I can't believe this guy ain't called my song all night. 
 Response: Y'all are only 48? Hard living, I guess. The logging life.
Output: no
Prompt: To see the painting in person is wonderful. But is it smaller than you thought it would be? 
 Response: Well I thought this was going to be bing, bang, boom. Not dangerous to leave it there for ten minutes.
Output: no
Prompt: There seems to be a lot of hippies out in the crowd.  A lot of people with dirty hair. 
 Response: That's typical of Brad.  He's too afraid to eat chocolate, much less watch ultimate fighting.
Output: no
Prompt: My name is Belinda 
 Response: I think I'm Paul. Can't you tell, I'm doing the thumbs up all the time.
Output: no
Prompt: Doug is ten, a feisty lad and he doesn't  care for rules or teachers and their dirty looks. He's the kind that will throw an egg on the carpet. 
 Response: We're going to lose some people in this show, but we're going to get a whole lot more.
Output: no
Prompt: I know that the concert is delayed, but why are we in a line? 
 Response: Oh, yeah, lots of them. Look at all of these things I've taken.
Output: no
Prompt: Ralph, I really want you to zoom in on Janice's face during Catalina's segment. 
 Response: Well, I accept that. I say thank you. And then I am glue, and your words don't stick to me. Wait.
Output: no
Prompt: I have to figure out how to phrase the news so that I can come up with the alphabetical order. 
 Response: That was a very sexy moment and you handled the situation like such a champion.
Output: no
Prompt: You brinig only two port-o-potties to me daughter's quinceañera? 
 Response: Yeah. With elbow patches, preferably.
Output: no
Prompt: We're going to eat the snorkies. I'm not really sure where to start. 
 Response: They all knew about the damn vacation. I asked all of them before I asked you.
Output: no
Prompt: Hello, you miserable worm. Listen, humor me with this. Remember when I passed that law saying everyone has to be everything all the time? 
 Response: I am too. If this was supposed to teach us a lesson we were supposed to learn about being careful what we wish for, I'm feeling pretty great about it.
Output: no
Prompt: Did you say you were 5 years old, stationed in Afghanistan? 
 Response: Never, never in your whole life have you made that mistake.
Output: no
Prompt: What should we call the cops? 
 Response: No, but my sister is supposed to come see me today, she's a big newscaster.
Output: no
Prompt: Oh, my head hurts. 
 Response: All right, Mr. Timmons. I don't like it, but OK.
Output: no
Prompt: These assholes that I work with think that I'm drunk, which I'm not, obviously. 
 Response: We're all rats, so we're all black.
Output: no
Prompt: We heard that this hill has been condemned. 
 Response: Well, I'm Odin, so I can make stuff happen. I don't know what clout you guys have.
Output: no
Prompt: Legend has it that anyone who gets their hands on the Hazel Diamond instantly becomes an asshole. 
 Response: Twenty of the bank workers are dead and it's all on tape.
Output: no
Prompt: I tried to clear my mind and all I can think of is work. It's been too long. Maybe I should just leave and go back to the tenth circle of hell no one talks about. 
 Response: If I did, I could be risking my job here. We're not supposed to be taking people up above.
Output: no
Prompt: What's your name, sir? Why are you walking around in the woods? 
 Response: Oh, my God. That's awful. How could a fire have even started? Those places are built so they can't be burned down.
Output: no
Prompt: David, we've not had a student like you in some time. Please talk to these young, up and coming students. 
 Response: Keep in mind, you have to impress Lady Miss Kier and the rest of Deee-Lite.
Output: no
Prompt: Guys, one minute until curtain. Thank you curtain. 
 Response: That reminds me of my ring tone.
Output: no
Prompt: Yeah. My good friend and father Marion owns the theater. 
 Response: Yes. Look. The beard is going up, not down.
Output: no
Prompt: I don't want to be a fireguy or a fireman, I just kinda want to hang around. This is fine. As long as you guys acknowledge that I'm here and also don't kick me out. 
 Response: He does look a ton like Rodenberg. But, I feel like, didn't you go to our firehouse and try to get a job there? I feel like I remember you from a long time ago.
Output: no
Prompt: He pressed a button on his pants and they lowered. 
 Response: He said it was Don but I think it was Steve Dons.
Output: no
Prompt: Women just aren't good at juggling. There's more male clowns because I think they're better at juggling. 
 Response: Look at me. I'm 68. Do I look it?
Output: no
Prompt: Can I get something that tastes good and has no calories? 
 Response: I painted our Direct TV satellite dish to look like a weather vane.
Output: no
Prompt: My real mom is fifteen! 
 Response: We used to work together at a Quiznos many years ago.
Output: no
Prompt: Why don't we open all the walls and let everyone out. 
 Response: Yeah, she's gone. You can come out of the trunk now.
Output: no
Prompt: But did they write songs for Tina Turner? 
 Response: Yeah. I mean, a lot of my co-workers say I only choose the concerts where no shit is gonna happen. But I just, you know, I like the peaceful bands.
Output: no
Prompt: Can I be honest with you? People weren't overly-fond of Alyssa. People felt that Melissa wasn't as religious as she could have been, you know, compared to everybody else. She just seemed regular. 
 Response: I'm only going to stay for as long as it takes to get us to number 1 on the craft fair charts.
Output: no
Prompt: As a gesture of diplomacy, please take a Blu-Ray DVD copy of my film, Life is Beautiful. 
 Response: I love Noises Off. It's like a long episode of Fraiser.
Output: no
Prompt: He doesn't know we're both girls, which I guess is fine, but it seems really weird. 
 Response: But it's playing a song, I thought phones were like "ring ring ring?"
Output: no
Prompt: Would you like some very spongy popcorn? 
 Response: Oh, G71. Our son is a true Feelings star up there.
Output: no
Prompt: Do you guys got a cigarette in that room? 
 Response: You're right. I feel like these people are living our life.
Output: no
Prompt: Sorry folks, that area is employees only. We have a way of doing things here at Joe's Crab Shack. 
 Response: She wanted it from Joe's Crab Shack and I told her it's her birthday, she can have it from wherever she wants.
Output: no
Prompt: You should get one of those Matrix jackets. 
 Response: Go to a club. Join a club if you want friends.
Output: no
Prompt: Who are you? This is the largest asthma inhaler, I've ever seen. 
 Response: Peggy, I have a feeling we're about to embark on a strange and wondrous journey.
Output: no
Prompt: I've been standing over here in a towel waiting for my weigh-in.  I'm feeling pretty naked right about now. 
 Response: OK. Thank you for helping me on what is one of the most tragic days of my life.
Output: no
Prompt: You're dressed up like that guy from Braveheart right now. It seemed like you wanted to make a speech. Like you got half your face painted post office blue. 
 Response: You know, I always thought it was cruel that your wife said you gotta make a choice. It's either you set up a hospital suite in her home for a dog who's gonna die anyway, or I leave.
Output: no
Prompt: What does an owl say? 
 Response: You have pluck, you have arrows, you have cynicism! 
Output: no
Prompt: Nurse, prep the Doctor for flight. 
 Response: Sometimes a sick pig lives inside of us. If we fix ourselves, the pig will fix itself.
Output: no
Prompt: Is that why you only gave us 2 plus signs after the A instead of the traditional 25? 
 Response: I'm just worried about the smoke. I'm trying to keep it contained.
Output: no
Prompt: Welcome to the Wisconsin Smells. My name is Patrice. Would you like a towel? 
 Response: Folding towels is all you do, woman. All you do is fold towels and make dinner. Take care of me, pay the bills, wash my car. Sometimes I want a woman to be lazy.
Output: no
Prompt: Sorry you all gotta come to school in the summertime, but that's when giraffe history month is and I gotta teach you about it. 
 Response: Oh, wow! Tell me about it. What happened? I've always wanted to see one myself.
Output: no
Prompt: Well, Heidi, it's a classic fold by Mrs. White. She almost took control of the situation as an adult supervising science fair, but then she let herself be bowled over by 2 kids. 
 Response: No, I've done many science fairs before back in Deutschland and also at the home of my husband, Seal.
Output: no
Prompt: Kurt, I want you to know that even though you're going to be dead in just 5 years time, you'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records a few times. 
 Response: Yes, they work in  an office, but they have those voices that are terrible.
Output: no
Prompt: And I am willing to have sex with someone. 
 Response: Right? I mean, we're gonna be here for a while so we might as well make it nice and cozy.
Output: no
Prompt: Yes, and I rhyme only when I first meet someone, and then I abandon it. 
 Response: That puppet. It's walking on its own.
Output: no
Prompt: There is an entry for the Best Buy parking garage on Wikipedia, right? 
 Response: I couldn't get my car out. Have you seen this barricade?
Output: no
Prompt: Chuck has been rolling on all of this the whole time. We have proof. Chuck proved the quantum leap quandaries. 
 Response: OK. Turn away from the mirror and look at me. I'm about to go do the news.
Output: no
Prompt: Welcome to the ghost train. Do you have a ticket to be here? 
 Response: Yes, I want you to celebrate your anniversary in style.
Output: no
Prompt: That's what I said, Dwayne. I mean, if people saw a woman walking around with a badge on they'd be like "She's the sheriff?" 
 Response: Then I will have some hotdog buns.
Output: no
Prompt: Me and Carol were having a disagreement and she pushed me right into the doors as they were closing. 
 Response: I do and I love electrolytes.
Output: no
Prompt: Thadeous brought his own Dyson. A Dyson, Mr. Seacrest. 
 Response: Really quickly, put some make up over the giant scar on my face before I go out there.
Output: no
Prompt: Kids, there's more to life than just taking the good and the bad. 
 Response: Yeah, we support that. It's time to be honest with us.
Output: no
Prompt: All right, so. Here's what were gonna do. First we'll get Targin to do something terrible to this guy who is trying to gouge us for nine dollars. Then, when we get back to Connetticut, and we'll have Targin take care of those shipping loan sharks. 
 Response: Can I tell you something? I've handled all the shipping for this family by taking out loans. Everything we've ever put in the mail. There's a guy that I borrow money from. Eventually it's going to come back to haunt us.
Output: no
Prompt: Did you think about calling a plumber? 
 Response: I understand. Are you looking for a filter, as well?
Output: no
Prompt: Welcome to DM Sliders, can I get you a bike? 
 Response: And look, they're headed right to our front door.
Output: no
Prompt: Fuck you, Don! 
 Response: Yeah, he had a lot to hug out. He really needed someone to help him out.
Output: no
Prompt: Don't apology. Apologies are the tears of God. Guess what? It's not a time to cry. 
 Response: Oh, my god, it could last for weeks and months. The first cricket game is still happening.
Output: no