niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: Alec, Sulu updated her Facebook profile. 
 Response: That's why I always wear opera gloves. So that can't happen to me.
Output: no
Prompt: Richard seems to be doing pretty good with being a social butterface. 
 Response: We do have some cans of wine for purchase. For the continental snack, we'll put out bags of baked Lays.
Output: no
Prompt: Anyway, this is our top model. It's a four by four vent air duct system. It won Space's Next Top Model. 
 Response: I'll get the powdered milk.
Output: no
Prompt: Because I hear there's other lawyers out there who are saying there's no such thing as vampire lawyers. 
 Response: I know he sounds small, but he's actually a monster. I mean, he's big. He's a beast, maybe 6'4".
Output: no
Prompt: On one hand, I really do want to touch the sprinkles, but, I mean, it isn't cool for us to just stick our hands in the food. 
 Response: You punched an art piece. Shards of blades shot right through Scott Adams' dumb neck. It sounds like an accident to me.
Output: no
Prompt: We gotta do this so you can graduate, right? So the stakes are pretty high. 
 Response: Please call me Pinky.
Output: no
Prompt: You opened my eyes.  I now realize that I'm in a job that I find unfulfilling, and I never thought about it until now.  Maybe I could have a job that I like instead of a job that I just feel is a terrible drudgery that I dread going to. 
 Response: Yeah, it's a common misconception.  Basically, what you're going to need is a normal 38 point inspection, and that genie bottle means that you've got two wishes left from the car.  Did you rub the steering wheel when you were driving it?
Output: no
Prompt: It was under your orders that we were going to expand the military to the Antarctic. 
 Response: I don't care who I an talking to. Get into the freezer and turn into a scientist!
Output: no
Prompt: Did Budino just step out of the tree fort and float to the ground? 
 Response: They came in and they were like "It's so simple. It's written right on the wall."
Output: no
Prompt: Your nails look good. 
 Response: Oh, yes. Tidying around the house. Here is is right here. Trevor just returned it.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm going to give you a $2.50 discount for lack of liquid in the hotel this week. 
 Response: I think so. Through genetic testing, splicing and some top notch engineering, we have no idea what the future holds for us.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm so thrilled that we took the right highways and got here in one piece. 
 Response: I already told you. I want an elf costume for my baby.
Output: no
Prompt: I don't know, we used to talk all night on the phone, bro, you know? I miss that. I need that. I've been focusing in law school for a bit, you know. I miss those calls.  
 Response: OK, that sounds like a lot of effort, but not a lot of money spent.
Output: no
Prompt: Mr. Simmons, that interview didn't go so well, did it?? 
 Response: But it's cold storage.
Output: no
Prompt: Yes, I have certain things I'd like to say about this very complicated case. 
 Response: Yeah, OK. I'll call my contractor and see if he'll come over and put a bathroom in there.
Output: no
Prompt: Okay. Well, thanks for the book about ross perot, sis. Yeah. Appreciate this coupon. I guess saving money is cool. 
 Response: I think that's my car's soul.
Output: no
Prompt: This thing's good. It's got dill in it. 
 Response: Oh yeah, sure. I've done a lot of work in paintings. I dealt with the Francis Bacon one with the weird dog.
Output: no
Prompt: Oh, I just assumed... I assumed once we spun the salad dry, we'd take it out of the tank. 
 Response: Oh, I'm tired of hearing about your chickens. I lost my accent.
Output: no
Prompt: I didn't bring that staff that you bought me. It just felt kind of fucked up to have it here. 
 Response: He used to live in Chelsea. He doesn't live there anymore.
Output: no
Prompt: Mary, are you against soap operas for some reason? 
 Response: Ruth is doing as she is told and not speaking to others that are damned to hell.
Output: no
Prompt: I think your performance in To Kill a Mockingbird was powerful. I could tell that there was an undercurrent of horrible racism in your character that didn't come out anywhere in the movie, but might be revealed some time in the future. 
 Response: Oh, I've never done shrooms before. But, yeah, absolutely! Give me all you have.
Output: no
Prompt: That's unprecedented. Cash at Margarittaville? Madam, thank you. You should get her a frequent diner's card, Bob. 
 Response: Yeah and, by the way, you told a little lie to Ray about that.
Output: no
Prompt: Toby, I want you to tell this giraffe horse something you like about her. 
 Response: Oh, honey. I'm so glad they let us giraffes go to school with your neck and all.
Output: no
Prompt: Now I'm going to investigate the manager's office and see what's going on. Please, if you see the murder-dog, let someone know, all right? If you're not going to call the police. 
 Response: Well, you just seem to be sitting here in the break room. You're both playing solitaire.
Output: no
Prompt: Michelle, what a wonderful rendition of patricide. 
 Response: Yeah, but that command center seems too high tech. Those two buttons. I don't think I'm cut out for it.
Output: no
Prompt: Should we get out of here? I know you've always wanted to come to this water park but I'm a little worried about these people. 
 Response: And here's a free bag of cheese curds.
Output: no
Prompt: My semibiotics was actually weirdly harder than my medical degree. 
 Response: Yeah, well, sometimes rumors are true. You want to know something? Rumors are usually based in some sort of truth. Every rumor you've ever heard.
Output: no
Prompt: I like to have some privacy every once in awhile, you know. 
 Response: We're playing it in the Home Depot right now.
Output: no
Prompt: Do you believe in safety? I don't believe in it. So I'm not going to strap these port-o-potties down. 
 Response: Yeah, we got $7.
Output: no
Prompt: Would you excuse my colleague and me for just one second? 
 Response: I do agree. It took me a second to say it again out loud to realize that sweat can glow like a star.
Output: no
Prompt: Hey, this isn't my ring. Michael Jackson, I need my ring back if I'm ever going to win back the love of my wife. 
 Response: Looking back on it, I think a lot of those people trusted me because I introduced myself as Doctor and wore a lab coat and stethoscope.
Output: no
Prompt: Tyler is a top-notch agent and he's never failed us in the field. Everyone thinks he's a kid, it's weird. 
 Response: He's been very excited all the way over here. Wouldn't stop talking about it.
Output: no
Prompt: Is the murder going to be the gum? 
 Response: This news is better than that. They're opening a new show. We're doing a thing and we're all auditioning. We're going to save the park.
Output: no
Prompt: OK, I'm just typing. Oh, there it is. Oh, it says here that you have a couple movies out. 
 Response: Alright, Deidre.
Output: no
Prompt: I don't want this anymore, Rumplepilpkin. My dad's got diabetes. 
 Response: They's doing a little laugh in dance. This is unseemly and ungodly. Sven, I'm no longer your master. I'm out of here.
Output: no
Prompt: If the people think to call you, can you just tell them over the phone? The answer is yes, spouses cheat. Your spouse is cheating. 
 Response: Yeah, two months.
Output: no
Prompt: That explains all the turkey basters in mom's bedroom. 
 Response: In the encyclopedia. It's like the internet, but dusty.
Output: no
Prompt: What were you saying? What's happening with the family? 
 Response: Will you take me home with you? I've done everything I want to do in my life except meet a dog.
Output: no
Prompt: That's why we can't sell you the paint, ma'am. You don't even leave the store before you start eating it. 
 Response: No, no. I mean, we've let the guy who runs King Taco come in here a couple of times.
Output: no
Prompt: Yeah, you're in what we call a pear relationship. You know, it started great at the top and then got big and heavy at the bottom. All right, so you need to minimize that heaviness, all right? You need to just maybe slim it down, OK? Do you hear what I'm saying to you? 
 Response: I know. Hey listen, Jonathan, I want to say I appreciate you calling me whenever your wife goes to work so we can have this place all to ourselves. The acoustics in your house are fantastic.
Output: no
Prompt: Oh, he broke loose. He's out in the world, but I think he's happier that way. He likes to hunt. 
 Response: You can really tell, is that why you are absolutely awful at your job?
Output: no
Prompt: We had to learn everything from the encyclopedia, Mom, and we think you guys are lying! L-Y-I-N-G! 
 Response: Oh, let me tell you something. For arranged marriages, statistically, the rate of divorce is way less than how you people do it now.`
Output: no
Prompt: We're ready to begin the ceremony. If everyone can, please be quiet. 
 Response: You can say it. I'd like to hear it again.
Output: no
Prompt: You threw up on my twice. 
 Response: Oh, gross, there's puke everywhere now. Even in this corner.
Output: no
Prompt: It has always been my dream to convert chefs into scientists. 
 Response: Ah so you don't know either? You must be new too.
Output: no
Prompt: I tell you what, can we make a little side trip, remain in space, and go to the Peanut Butter Dimension which we call home, and just take a real quick look at stuff from space? Like, a bunch of cemeteries, a bunch of contraptions, and of course, Savannah, Georgia, itself. I guess really what I'm talking about is just looking at Savannah, Georgia and then it's up to the individual beholder to focus in on various things on the land. 
 Response: Did he have to get killed in every dimension?
Output: no
Prompt: I have got to get to the States. They have freedoms we have not even dreamed of here. 
 Response: I know it's fat, but it looks like biceps.
Output: no
Prompt: This is actually not a cave, Stuart. Most of you blacked out when the wave hit. 
 Response: A woman filing for divorce in 1963? Why don't I just do the honorable thing and leave your lives?
Output: no
Prompt: Oh, this hole's closed. Hole's jagged. You'll never get a ball in there. It's broken on the side. 
 Response: Hold on, Carol. Don't twist this.
Output: no
Prompt: Well, you're welcome to walk away,  but let's see how far you get without that. 
 Response: I'm being mostly honest it's just if I told you the whole truth I'd have to kill you.
Output: no
Prompt: You must really love the band. I think that's hot. 
 Response: I love rock n roll, so I guess that means I love you.
Output: no
Prompt: I just graduated from college. 
 Response: Junebug, be quiet under those stairs.
Output: no
Prompt: What kind of thimbles are you using? 
 Response: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It went down the wrong pipe. It was too wet.
Output: no
Prompt: I do that procedure where you knock teeth out with a little hammer. 
 Response: Just say the blacks did it.
Output: no
Prompt: You sound like somebody that keeps stepping on a child's toy. 
 Response: Now listen, you son of a bitch, I know you're going to be playing this part.  You better study it like a mother fucker.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm a police officer. Someone yelled that there was a murder and you are all just standing around. 
 Response: I wish you would stop asking about him. You're married to me now.
Output: no
Prompt: So, LeBron James is due back here in Akron today with those kids? 
 Response: I wish I would have known. I wouldn't have had us come into work today.
Output: no
Prompt: That's number one, thimble's number two. 
 Response: It's, of course, Aquarium Guest 1.
Output: no
Prompt: Welcome to Sears and Roebuck. How can I help you? 
 Response: Oh yes. Well, we are so excited. Our whole family's here and my daughter's gonna buy a boy today. It's just a big day for our family.
Output: no
Prompt: Happy anniversary, Vivian. I can't believe it's been three weeks since we got married. 
 Response: I would love to, Shaun, but I have to stay and terrorize this sales associate, apparently.
Output: no
Prompt: Oh. You just put your hands on me. 
 Response: Your mother did not intend to be in that eight day coma. It was written up that way.
Output: no
Prompt: We have a big problem. Have you been down in the evidence room lately? 
 Response: Oh, thank you. I like the feel of it. Is this made out of paper?
Output: no
Prompt: You said everybody was cool. I'm not trying to pretend to be no child all day long. Let's get these doughnuts and get the hell out of here. 
 Response: Yeah, they get inside you. And then, before you know it, you're hovering a few feet of the ground. Now, we can't have that. That's not a thing that can happen in life. You understand?
Output: no
Prompt: That didn't take long. 
 Response: Look, I have been running a chicken cold storage unit for 75 years. I don't have time to wash a cheese grater.
Output: no
Prompt: Kurt, do you feel like you have any problems with your joints? 
 Response: It's Daniella. But I'm really Ruth. The producers made me change it.
Output: no
Prompt: Malmsteen's most famous hit is probably "Humans Tremble for God has Come to Judge". 
 Response: Well, let's see. I'm the first. Then, there's Dame Judy Dench.
Output: no
Prompt: We should put this to a vote. Officer, would you mind getting us a pad of paper and a pencil so we can make secret ballots and vote on this? 
 Response: Well, she hasn't done it and, I mean, can you call her? Can you ask her to return the movies?
Output: no
Prompt: Ana, these are the remains of Rubber Band, our family pet. 
 Response: OK, and here's your little bow tie. Oh, you look so handsome, Rubber Band.
Output: no
Prompt: Yeah, sea cows. They call them that because they sort of resemble a cow if it were swimming around in the sea. It doesn't mean they are cows. 
 Response: Well you was pretty self sufficient for a small child. You had a business going for like three years by the time of that story.
Output: no
Prompt: I was told that I could come in and work at the comic book shop. 
 Response: I'm not going to bed because I'm a lady, you can't tell me what to do.
Output: no
Prompt: Satanists are like opposite people, you know? 
 Response: You painted that painting yourself? You have paint all over you.
Output: no
Prompt: Those calico cat sculptures also look like those of the old lady that was murdered. 
 Response: Yes, you have. That is an understatement.
Output: no
Prompt: We're cool as long as nothing gets in the way of my self preservation. 
 Response: Of course I have. I've seen every single one. I'm a huge fan of Harry Potterverse.
Output: no
Prompt: I get 30 minutes of phone time, and I've been reading about Van Nuys. It seems so magical. I can't wait to go 
 Response: I understand. You guys have an entire room just for outdoor shoes. I'm not used to that at all.
Output: no
Prompt: I just wanted to have a nice, peaceful reunion with everyone on The Net. As you know, it's a normal thing to do, to reunite a cast of a movie. 
 Response: You think people liked me? I guess I just felt like after I was in one movie, The Net, and then never a movie ever again, people didn't like me.
Output: no
Prompt: OK. I can still drink along with everyone in the contest. I'll just be auditing. 
 Response: Have you ever thought or considered that maybe you'er asking to have water thrown in your face?
Output: no
Prompt: Millionaire, please give us until tomorrow at this same hour, we will come to mansion and tapeworm will juggle as promised. And we will cook food both our original hotdogs and I guess whatever shit you got in your pantry, we'll do that too. 
 Response: Look, I don't question miracles mama and papa.
Output: no
Prompt: So, you do card tricks and coin tricks? 
 Response: If you saw me get out of the front seat on the driver's side, it's because I asked the cab driver to let me experience what it was like to drive a taxi.
Output: no
Prompt: A lot of counter materials, they're wasteful. You don't need a counter to be that solid. All you need the counter do is hold up your microwave oven, toaster oven, toaster, and I don't know if you got one of those super quiet blenders. 
 Response: Grandma, completely, thank you so much.
Output: no
Prompt: I want you to know that I respect your Sumatra blend, but I'm just wondering if we can get a less robust arabica up in this joint. 
 Response: Yeah, shut up Art. You don't want to get the inspector all mad before he does his pronouncement.
Output: no
Prompt: Now, I don't remember parking a car in this garage, at all. 
 Response: Thank you. It's from the bible, I think.
Output: no
Prompt: Craig, you were supposed to infiltrate that dinner party the other day. You dressed up like the most ridiculous version of a waiter. You went in and said "I'm definitely not a spy". 
 Response: What? Take too long to do things? Your elections would beg to differ.
Output: no
Prompt: Time for bed. We brought you your favorite: beef and butterscotch. 
 Response: Ah, yes, the human need for hydration. We'll go fetch you some water together, from the store.
Output: no
Prompt: Saltwater toughys are also mystics. We start prophesying and stuff. 
 Response: Yeah, from what I know, if we're of woman born, we also have to be of man born.
Output: no
Prompt: Sir, in lieu of the cowardly lions wife, we brought you some nudes from 1997. 
 Response: So, you really don't have a heart? Like, it's a medical condition?
Output: no
Prompt: Don't let anyone know that we use all this electrical stuff. 
 Response: I don't know what you mean. I think she was magically transported there.
Output: no
Prompt: I don't act but I took a stand up class. And I got a couple laughs. I do stand up at night. I'm not just a water bouncer. I'm much more than that. I'm a funny guy. I protect the funny. 
 Response: Just dig right in. Bite through the paper.
Output: no
Prompt: We should go back there. I bet she's more vulnerable than the last time we tried to attack her. 
 Response: You know why I came here. I want a "pot roast."
Output: no
Prompt: I don't want to break this door down to get in there and see what's happening. 
 Response: Right, and the mind is an organ inside the jar of a head.
Output: no
Prompt: This theory of yours is unproven. 
 Response: I'd like for you not to take it out on father.
Output: no
Prompt: As we're reaching the end of our fourth cycle, two more must take our places. So it looks like you won't be going back to the midwest after all. 
 Response: Like a cat has nine lives. And the swans, they become incorporeal spirits who are reborn again four times again.
Output: no
Prompt: People that smoke cigarettes are the worlds worst litterers. 
 Response: Yeah, I got that nice book of kabuki makeup.
Output: no
Prompt: Fucknut is a great insult. 
 Response: Well, it shows up on page one and then many pages to follow.
Output: no
Prompt: She got pregnant and had a gestation period of five minutes. 
 Response: I regret finding this information out right now.
Output: no
Prompt: Can you tell me where I am right now? 
 Response: Oh, the people watching from the bleachers? Yes, the spectators.
Output: no
Prompt: Tissue, I'm sure there are a lot of things about you that I would not understand. 
 Response: Speaking of Wings, I have to set the VCR.
Output: no
Prompt: After going to Whole Foods 365 and striking out, I thought Coachella would be a sure thing. 
 Response: I think you're right. It's been hard to watch it age. The poster can barely stay on the wall.
Output: no
Prompt: Mr. Brown, these words may sound beautiful to you, but in my heart they are full of blackness. You've changed, you've changed in my eyes. There's one more word to the poem, but it was set on fire. 
 Response: I have nice shorts on and I have nice hair.
Output: no
Prompt: Um, so, as you can see I type a uh, a lot of words per minute. 
 Response: Mmm. The best hotdogs in the world come from there.
Output: no
Prompt: This Michael Jackson doll is actually talking on his own. I've never seen anything like it. 
 Response: Oh my god, everything makes sense now.
Output: no
Prompt: Roger, let me have you dip your face in this bucket of baby powder. 
 Response: It's news time, honey. Go be a baby on your own time.
Output: no
Prompt: Get the fuck away from me. 
 Response: Yes, that kid was incarcerated and taken away.
Output: no
Prompt: If you aren't careful a marmalade will sneak into the bunch. 
 Response: Good. Then we are in agreement.
Output: no
Prompt: Oh honey, get the camera! 
 Response: Yeah, but when people come in they always seem to want those, so that's what I assumed with you.
Output: no
Prompt: Ladies and gentlemen, once again, we're just deplaning everyone. Once that's done, we're going to de-ice and get everyone back on the plane. 
 Response: Yeah, we're at the same gate. So, I kind of figured.
Output: no
Prompt: So, you're the direct descendant of Lady Sapsworth, the molasses lady? 
 Response: Yeah, there's only three of us.
Output: no
Prompt: I'll read you the note the left. "Hello, we're both powerful tired and we're just going to lay down for a little bit. Do not disturb us and don't look too close at our necks." 
 Response: What's she going to do, sit around not making money?
Output: no
Prompt: Everyone just started walking out, so I did too. 
 Response: Well, I respect mouth memories more than any other memory. In fact, I can't experience memories unless they're through my mouth.
Output: no
Prompt: In the past, where you come from, women died in childbirth. 
 Response: Well, look, I did the best I could at the time. There were no women actors. It just wasn't a thing.
Output: no
Prompt: Y'all are only 48? Hard living, I guess. The logging life. 
 Response: And kept them filled up with gas so your mama didn't have to push you up a little hill.
Output: no
Prompt: Am I too late for boarding? I'm sorry I'm late. Thank  God it's that special day, where you don't need a boarding pass until you get right to the plane. 
 Response: That's so sad, but I do hear they are great hug recipients.
Output: no
Prompt: My mother has sent me here for 18 years straight. If I don't get on Price is Right, I'm going to end it all. Do want that on your jacket? Do you want it on your jacket? 
 Response: I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm just having a smoke attack.
Output: no
Prompt: They want to know if this is North Street or South Street, and this is obviously South Street, which is also my corner. 
 Response: I think that's from being hammered by this man.
Output: no
Prompt: My husband was a rock n roll musician and his band was named The Streets. 
 Response: We're just about done grieving. Would you mind if our grieves overlap?
Output: no
Prompt: Could you please open the register, sir? This is of vital importance. 
 Response: I sound that way just because I have a speech impediment. I'm ready to go. I'm raring to go.
Output: no
Prompt: Lieutenant Jenkins, the only way you will make it in this man's Navy is if I die. 
 Response: I know and that's not like the classic expression. Literally, they were sucked up the blow hole of the whale.
Output: no
Prompt: Is that the people that took our tickets scrunched down in the seats? 
 Response: Yep, every night we just wing it. So far, so good, but you never know when it's going to come to a crashing halt.
Output: no
Prompt: Ted, it's so typical to make every bit of news about you. 
 Response: But, look at you. You're still alive even though you're dead.
Output: no
Prompt: You missed your calling. You're really terrible as a logger. You cut your own arm off. You should have been a singer.  
 Response: I don't know if you have twins where you're from, but we share DNA.
Output: no
Prompt: Your boner is tap dancing across the breakfast table. 
 Response: That'll work. We'll re-hydrate this powdered medicine with tongue sweat and inject it into him. That ought to put him in in cryofreeze until we get this cocaine back to the 1980's.
Output: no
Prompt: Giant Alice Cooper is huge! 
 Response: It's only supposed to help us sleep, so as long as it's nice and simple, it should be OK.
Output: no
Prompt: It's so hot, especially here in Miami. 
 Response: Rajh, I've been waiting so long to hear you say that. There's one thing I've always wanted. It's the respect of my inferior officer and and now that I have it I couldn't be happier.
Output: no
Prompt: Sometimes I hear mom singing about your smoking in the shower. 
 Response: How would I know you're the one that wants us to cross. Maybe throw us a rope!
Output: no
Prompt: If we steal this idea, we'll make a viral fortune. 
 Response: I did, you seem a little confused about our menu. Is there anything I can help clear up for ya?
Output: no
Prompt: I'm sorry to have to detain you, but you just have to stay in here for a little bit. 
 Response: It's like an ice cream store that never closes and is never too cold.
Output: no
Prompt: I sought medical treatment for my illness 
 Response: That was my first dog. Wanted to keep him with me.
Output: no
Prompt: Why's it cost so much to ship to Newark? It's not that far. 
 Response: I am a maker of mischief, but I only do things that the boys want to do.
Output: no
Prompt: Oh, that's the gentlemen I'm waiting for. 
 Response: No, I bet he took that computer and sold it.
Output: no
Prompt: Hitler, I have something for you. Fair warning, it's a punch in the stomach. 
 Response: Sorry, we're just indulging in a little post coital mysticism. 
Output: no
Prompt: I feel like we were gone forever. 
 Response: How is that enforceable? It's a law?
Output: no
Prompt: The mother? You refer to yourself as "the mother"? How creepy. 
 Response: Oh, I thought you were going to say "Hide-y ho."
Output: no
Prompt: Oh there's a lot of choices. 
 Response: Of course he doesn't.  He's just a dumb baby.  Listen to him making those noises.  He honestly thinks he's talking right now.  That's terrible.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm concerned for your health and it would be negligent of me to let you go on like this, staying in the sun so much. 
 Response: OK, damn Tony, I see you don't care about my honor no more and my feelings.
Output: no
Prompt: Janice, for the weather today, after you're done telling people the wrong thing, why don't you stick around? I think you'll want to see Catalina's segment. 
 Response: Well, I didn't know because I was a little confused for a second because I thought a bird was spitting on me, which has happened before. So your point doesn't even make sense.
Output: no
Prompt: Chuck, you'll find that I will give you the respect you deserve if you just wait your turn. 
 Response: You got it boss! Finally someone asked me to do something.
Output: no
Prompt: You know how that whale boat captain said I look like William Shakespeare? 
 Response: There's a mop and bucket for all your mouth puke.
Output: no
Prompt: I've never seen that phone before. Is that a burner phone? 
 Response: Oh, with Betty Boop on them.
Output: no
Prompt: I object. I went to college with Daryl and he's a real lady's man and I don't think he should be getting married. He's one of the greatest lady's men of all time. I'm sad to see him settling down. 
 Response: I will only do this on one condition. We gotta move the show to Ghanna.
Output: no
Prompt: I don't know what to say.  I feel like I've broken down so many of your emotional barriers today and, being your mechanic and all, I haven't even begun to touch your car.  This is momentous. 
 Response: That's a tough one.  Did you specify a city?  Because, if not, that person could be anywhere.  I'm not going to assume a man or a woman.  That's not my place to judge.
Output: no
Prompt: We'll never know what he wanted. 
 Response: And you want to go there? Florida's awful. You should rethink that.
Output: no
Prompt: I am having a hard time hearing people. It's the acoustics in here. 
 Response: Oh, it's an optional "C". Larissa is short for Clarissa.
Output: no
Prompt: So every time you drink alcohol you go through puberty? 
 Response: Yes, dad. It was.
Output: no
Prompt: What are you talking about, Rudy? You didn't wear chains in life. Are you being poetic or something? 
 Response: You got it. I'll give you 15%. Don't spend it all in one place.
Output: no
Prompt: What should we name this beautiful child? 
 Response: Thank you very much. Ah ha, hush that fuss, everybody move to the back of the bus.
Output: no
Prompt: Help. I'm in the fire. 
 Response: I mean, fifty people dying on Batman the Ride - you don't think that would make it out here? We do have newspapers and TV.
Output: no
Prompt: I don't know if you can be my husband. You're not real. 
 Response: His mission seems unclear. So far what he's done is just vex a bunch of people by giving them fake money. Funny money, if you will. He gives them of phony scratchers, or funny scratchers, if you will. They all seem to be based on currency. I think one time he gave someone a treasure chest that was filled with chocolate coins. Funny coins, if you will.
Output: no
Prompt: Mr. Sherman, you have a very nice phone voice. 
 Response: The doorway. You can just stand in the doorway of the teacher's lounge and look in.
Output: no
Prompt: Whoa, your mom's got a gun. 
 Response: Oh my god, these are delicious. I hate all those foods you described, and yet this is delicious.
Output: no
Prompt: I mean, why do they even bother with these interviews? We're just going to pick the ones with the biggest tits. 
 Response: I can't bring this piece of pizza in? It's a part of my act.
Output: no
Prompt: I'd like to start with a large drink. Are there free refills on the Cokes? 
 Response: I know, but when I got up this morning I was like "what's the point?" You know what I mean?
Output: no
Prompt: Thank god, the elevator is working. That was scary. I think maybe it's just that the elevator is haunted. 
 Response: Yes, we're entitled to a free personal Pan Pizza every day.
Output: no
Prompt: The man is drunk. You two were having an affair and you used a binder and all of a sudden it was OK. 
 Response: All of us can. But, most of us decide not to.
Output: no
Prompt: She's a really good customer. 
 Response: I know, I'm a real live-and-let-live kinda guy. I figured I'd just let you live your life and climb trees, take inter-tubes to school.
Output: no
Prompt: Vanessa, I don't need your crap right now. I didn't plan for this, it just sort of happened. 
 Response: OK, sure, I'm gonna embrace the adventures in life. I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna with two strange men from the mall today and we're going to tackle the world.
Output: no
Prompt: OK. We're going to implant Orca memories into you. We expect that it will be really sad. 
 Response: As a guy named Guy, I'd say let's hear them out.
Output: no
Prompt: Well, were you attracted by the sounds of my working on this here contraption? 
 Response: We get on their feet, then we get on the ground, and then we destroy. We mess with their minds, screw with their bodies, then we destroy it again!
Output: no
Prompt: The lady said it's time to put the heart in my bear, but I don't want that. Leave it out. 
 Response: I wore the wig and glasses for nothing, I guess. Next time, I'll have to find a big nose to put on.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm still paid even though there's no groom for this wedding, right? 
 Response: Or, we could, fill the hot tubs with ice cream, and turn it into a cold tub.
Output: no
Prompt: I don't even know how to recap this. My husband was hit by a bone by a small kid. They got incarcerated. And this doctor was also hit by a bone by a child. We all just met. 
 Response: Relax, my darlings. None of you will go prison. You'll be eyes and ears around the woods, running around and hitting people with bones, and bringing back their treasures to our lair.
Output: no
Prompt: I plan on having this sport club be in my family for generations and generations and generations. I wonder if you might consider being my wife and giving birth to a son of mine. 
 Response: Yes, this is a barren wasteland. It's no longer useful. I drink during the day and then come to tennis. But, no balls! I'm not ready.
Output: no
Prompt: Thank you for helping me on what is one of the most tragic days of my life. 
 Response: Let's go. We'll skip and run and sing the whole way.
Output: no
Prompt: All I can do is hear that dumb kid up there. 
 Response: I don't care. I have no emotions.
Output: no
Prompt: Hey Tia, do you want to get out of here later? Obviously, your dinner is already ruined. 
 Response: Well, capitalism thankfully has already been crafted for us. We're just taking advantage of it in a big way.
Output: no
Prompt: Don't mind that noise, it's my echo. It sneaks up on you from all corners.  
 Response: Yeah, it's a lullabye.
Output: no
Prompt: Yeah, you're allowed to touch the sprinkles. 
 Response: Let me tell you something, you rich, spoiled millionaire sports guy, I rented out this tea shop for a private tea experience and this is my time.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm not pointing fingers, that's for sure. I'm not. I'm only looking at one person though. 
 Response: It's like the future becomes the past, but the past was the future.
Output: no
Prompt: I have been trying to buy a t-shirt here for about 25 minutes. I had a very nice girl. She seemed like she really saw me for who I am, she looked right into my soul. She had a very warm, sympathetic voice. She was going to show me some shirts. 
 Response: We got back together after the Hot Topic guy and, she loves to work retail - it's like hot for teacher, but for store managers. I would take her back every fucking time. She also loved her Petco manager.
Output: no
Prompt: Garold, I need you to come into the kitchen, darling. I need to tell you a secret about yourself that you don't even know yet. You're a violent, violent sleepwalker. 
 Response: That's true. I actually am. It's not an image. Everyone tells me so. It's what I'm known for.
Output: no
Prompt: Your friend has a problem with her heart? 
 Response: Yes, well, it's very polite. This is Great Britain.
Output: no
Prompt: OK, damn Tony, I see you don't care about my honor no more and my feelings. 
 Response: Tony, I've been having the runs for like 22 years now. I thought diarrhea was just regular poop this whole fucking time. I go to the doctor, he tells me I'm eating too much meat.
Output: no
Prompt: Oh baby, here's your ice cream. Oh, and who do I have the honor of being in front of? 
 Response: That is so cool. That is the coolest thing I've ever heard.
Output: no
Prompt: I have only learned how to slightly sword swallow. This will be an interesting show. 
 Response: I would have submitted it as my talent this year, but I'm trying to spread my wings.
Output: no
Prompt: We want you to do cattle call auditions every morning. 
 Response: Oh, they're all over. They are touring right now. I saw them at Chaturanga.
Output: no
Prompt: I have my own art that I wanted to put up if that's cool. 
 Response: You're an experimental abstract.
Output: no
Prompt: That place, there's something about that place. 
 Response: Oh, Sebastian. I would be honored if you would die flat out on the last hole.
Output: no
Prompt: It felt like we came into the studio, put on headphones, got in front of microphones and nobody said go or anything. 
 Response: That's OK. A lifetime of cutting hair, that would just blow your ears out.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm sorry, you have no genitals. I can't name you Jake. 
 Response: Maybe there's a kid who will be your friend when you're not in school.
Output: no
Prompt: I guess I should get back to work unless you don't think I should. Maybe you can think of something else for me to do. 
 Response: That I'm a white woman.
Output: no
Prompt: Your condition is special too, Kurt. 
 Response: No, it's scary. Who's going to feed me?
Output: no
Prompt: Garth, you look great. You're still dressing as a train conductor. 
 Response: Well, Shanice, we have some complaints of our own. This hotel, that was built in 1725, is clearly haunted. This guy's a goblin, this guy's a ghost, we've been hearing voices, lights flicker on and off.
Output: no
Prompt: Mr. Chanderson, I have an idea. It might fix everything. If you devour your bother, if you could just hang on for a second, I'll get you back to the Disney water park and then I'll squeeze you. And then can dispel the water you absorbed from him. It'll be like that book the Five Chinese Brothers. Was it five? 
 Response: Look for the hidden Mickeys is all I'm going to say. Wink.
Output: no
Prompt: If she goes for a third wheel turn on the Wheel of Fortune, here's what you must do. You must hit the button under the counter. She will go bust and we will collect $300. 
 Response: Oh please, Percy, I come from a gambling family. That's how granny made all of her money. Off of molasses. She won it in a bet.
Output: no
Prompt: I think the way you're looking at the Park Ranger might have given a little bit away that you're alive. 
 Response: I mean, that's my guess. It's happened enough times that it seems to be the common denominator. 
Output: no
Prompt: Can't we just be normal kids? 
 Response: Kissing cousins, that is a part of the LaCroix family for eons. We are truly of the same blood.
Output: no
Prompt: The Lady of the Woods makes people watch the movie "Dave" with her for two and a half hours. It's a very slim story for two and a half hours. 
 Response: I'm judging this. Sixteen years old, that's a very long time. Why would a daughter be in diapers until sixteen?
Output: no
Prompt: Little guy, you're very tall for your age. 
 Response: I can't even tell anymore. I've lost so much sensitivity in just my general skin. Thank you, Ruth.
Output: no
Prompt: Actual the talent is right now in my mother's large intestine, slowly working his way out. 
 Response: I taught that to her.
Output: no
Prompt: What song is that you're singing? Liberian girl? 
 Response: You just keep putting the word "website" into the search bar. I don't know if that's gonna help.
Output: no
Prompt: You'll never be free of people! 
 Response: I've been thinking about that a lot lately, actually, in the last few seconds since we first mentioned your place. And I actually feel really guilty about that. In fact, I'm mortified.
Output: no
Prompt: All right, Terry, this is your last bowl of potato/tomato, okay? 
 Response: Aw, fine. Then you just wait as we develop all around you.
Output: no
Prompt: No one can advertise a car with their hands better than you. 
 Response: Well, what if I were to backwards yodel while Jamal were to reveal the second pizza slice?
Output: no
Prompt: We didn't put a mic on you, sir. We didn't know you were going to be hopping on set. 
 Response: You told me about that. That was an exciting time.
Output: no
Prompt: I was just doing a classic ventriloquist dummy with my eyes shifting back and forth. 
 Response: Everyone knew Bill Phil. God, he was a good guy. He was a big gregarious fella, fireplug of a man.
Output: no
Prompt: Why thank you. My home has no sharp edges, everything's round, just like a doughnut. 
 Response: I don't care. We got a clear shot to kill Geum, get the doughnuts, and get out of here. I want to go home.
Output: no
Prompt: Sorry, I've been keeping this to myself since I ate that apple. But I'm pretty sure we're naked. 
 Response: Granted, I wasn't paying attention to what was going on, but you clearly made him do it.
Output: no
Prompt: What would you say to allowing yourself to be surgically altered with falcon wings? 
 Response: I know they're in Alaska, I just don't know which fishing village in Alaska.
Output: no
Prompt: You're going to steal the Michael Jackson puppet and by puppet, I mean dummy? 
 Response: Did daddy-master murder you back at that Blockbuster?
Output: no
Prompt: Is it worth $50 to you to get your laundry done? Opportunity costs. 
 Response: I don't think so. We made a resolution that we were always going to have somebody here to be available to help the customers, but we haven't followed through.
Output: no
Prompt: I know Joanie. She was on patrol here, in the neighborhood, as an officer of the law. And of course, she gets free VHS rentals. 
 Response: Thank you, Maybelline. I feel like I whittled it down really well.
Output: no
Prompt: There's just too many people here for me to feel comfortable. 
 Response: Oh my god, I just walked in and I heard you say that. That's, like, so profound.
Output: no
Prompt: Look behind that. There's the other six Port-o-Potties. 
 Response: Find the Port-o-Potty. They dropped off the van/truck.
Output: no
Prompt: He's a guy. He's clearly a guy. 
 Response: Where did they come from and where are they going?
Output: no
Prompt: Whoo Hoo! Oh my Goodness. You're the most interesting person I ever met. 
 Response: Actually, that would be fine with me. That's something I'd want to see.
Output: no
Prompt: It was raining outside and I thought I'd come in and have a nice cup of tea before I continue on. You took the car, so I had to drive your husband and your daughter home. 
 Response: Monaloha, like the nuts. Like I must be to have married into this family.
Output: no
Prompt: I know you're down to the one arm, and I appreciate you waving me over to your table to wish you a happy birthday. 
 Response: They're never lost in that town, that's for darn sure.
Output: no
Prompt: Of course your head hurts, Mr. Disney. You've been hit in the head with a brick several thousand times over the years. 
 Response: Maybe he had it coming to him or something?
Output: no
Prompt: It's time kid, go to the future. Go through the cloud. 
 Response: Sure, you're Rush's roadie, aren't you?
Output: no
Prompt: That's me, Annette Burgundy. Best-selling author. 
 Response: Well, we lost a lot of people with rogue wave. We're the lucky ones who made it into the whale belly.
Output: no
Prompt: You ever noticed that jewelry's crazy? Like people just assign value to shiny things but they don't really have value. 
 Response: Well, that's as good a qualification as any. There will come a time when it will be clear that you should be the next in succession. And I grant you that power. Goodbye.
Output: no
Prompt: Have we met you before or are you a new person? 
 Response: Sounds like sex with my husband.
Output: no
Prompt: The more tits, the merrier. Look, there's one praying in the corner. 
 Response: You know, I used to be a producer on America's Got Talent. This is exactly how we found some of our greatest talent.
Output: no
Prompt: We should make him pay us the amount of money that was in the jackpot. 
 Response: It's gone. I ate them all and the plastic bag.
Output: no
Prompt: Look, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said anything about the accident. 
 Response: OK. That sounds good, the land of opportunity!
Output: no
Prompt: I didn't rent Amile from here either. 
 Response: Alright, one the count of three I'll pry the door open.
Output: no
Prompt: Why did you train the kitchen tapeworm, anyway? 
 Response: Do not say tapeworm back here in the kitchen ever again. Remember the time the health inspector was here?
Output: no
Prompt: Wow, this is strange. Nobody else is on this plane. 
 Response: Of course, sir. There we go. If you can just put your face up next to the vent over there, the mist will take care of the rest.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm enjoying this theater class so much that I want to hear from the teacher. It felt like he had an idea and hasn't spoken. 
 Response: It's a silk robe. The material is not clinging at all. It's very soft. What is this condition you have exactly?
Output: no
Prompt: This is kind of uncomfortable for me now. I feel like this is just a family thing that I'm in the middle of. 
 Response: Yes, that's right. You're removing plaque that builds up over time.
Output: no
Prompt: Of course we grew up in Minsk and then spent some time in Italy. Before we come here. 
 Response: Alright, I will turn a blind eye to the tapeworms in your kitchen.
Output: no
Prompt: Listen, Marianne. I want you to take that GPS and I want you to throw it out the window because we don't need it. 
 Response: OK. I can wait 2 minutes to go pee then.
Output: no
Prompt: I want a Kaiser Roll. Please. 
 Response: Oh, sure. I love to listen to people talk and pretend I'm not around.
Output: no
Prompt: Ah, shoot. The cream's in the back room. The back room bathroom. 
 Response: Oh, that's what that lovely smell is.
Output: no
Prompt: See, he's not even wearing a skit. He seems like he's got crazy problems in his brain. 
 Response: Thank god this four wheel drive is really kicks in.
Output: no
Prompt: Why would you bring our flatware with us? They have stuff here. It's a resort. 
 Response: I mean, it's true. We did travel to the moon - that's a big one. I never have played with a cat, much less on the moon with an attractive woman.
Output: no
Prompt: Catastrophic climate change, huh? It's December in Florida. Who would have thought we'd have ice. 
 Response: I'm Clinton. Hey, it's like Bill Clinton. It's almost like we're destined to sit next to each other.
Output: no
Prompt: You compressed your natural ears into smaller ears. 
 Response: You shall take these blocks and you shall turn it to currency. You will be a king.
Output: no
Prompt: I thought that was the very last fair, five years ago. But I'm glad I was wrong. 
 Response: You want to hear something crazy? We were just talking about you guys.
Output: no
Prompt: Here's you're frozé. 
 Response: Did being born in Palm Springs make you gay?
Output: no
Prompt: If I had emotions, I would say that was a sad story. How I long to have emotions. Why is life so unfair that I was made with no emotions? 
 Response: What are you doing? You're breaking the fourth wall here.
Output: no
Prompt: Well, that's a good quote for your book, Slats. One day at a time. 
 Response: We also order pizza twice a day.
Output: no
Prompt: You can't get on the Ferris wheel without a ticket, sir. 
 Response: I'm from another country and you don't pay me.
Output: no
Prompt: Could you guys keep it down? I'm trying to watch Yngwie Malmsteen. 
 Response: Do you like the sound my window makes when it opens for you?
Output: no
Prompt: Attention, attention. Parental announcement. Your parents are getting a divorce. All of your parents. All the parents in town will be getting a divorce. 
 Response: Hey. I'm early. Sorry, didn't mean to scare you. I think I'm in love with you.
Output: no
Prompt: Your pubes connect to you face? 
 Response: I'm glad that we made such good friends with our RA back when we were all in college together.
Output: no
Prompt: Maybe we could take these calcified fry droppings and use them as some kind of tablet. 
 Response: You mean, the conch shell that sit's atop a buffalo's back?
Output: no
Prompt: Listen, Ronny. Look at that snooty camp across the late. I hate them so much. 
 Response: Oui oui!  Yes, this sound beautiful!  I will get several polar bear coats and we will wear them and PETA will breathe down our necks.
Output: no
Prompt: Now, your headshot is pretty professional, but based on your behavior I'm going to say you're actually not. 
 Response: I tell you what, Anus. I will give you 10% of our earnings in exchange for a savage beating.
Output: no
Prompt: Ma'am, you know who the man is in this photo? 
 Response: Yes, us chasing your ex. Fine, we can go together. I just lost my job, but I have a few shackles saved.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm just gonna cut the crap. I love you. I understand you've been married for some while now. 
 Response: Hey. And I need RC Cola. Is anybody working here?
Output: no
Prompt: I thought hell would be full of evil people. 
 Response: Who wants to live forever? I pray for the release of death. I have to take my own teeth out of my skull every night.
Output: no
Prompt: What, you're not going to give me the bathroom code? 
 Response: Yeah, that was kind of private gossip for me and I wish you hadn't found out by reading my mail.
Output: no
Prompt: Try again tomorrow. Really assert yourself as the boss. Just make sure they don't get you to answer any questions that you can't answer. 
 Response: I do believe that an owl does in fact, say hoo.
Output: no
Prompt: If you're going to pass for the child, we, as the adult, have to pass for that much taller. That's why the three of us are in a trench coat. 
 Response: What do you say, Beth? One last stall together before we go our separate ways?
Output: no
Prompt: The event invitation said to come dressed in an all-crab costume. 
 Response: Yeah, and the hospital is within a convention center.
Output: no
Prompt: Derek, you said that he needs to harden up. 
 Response: That's a long time, Trina. You were making the dinner last over that period of time?
Output: no