niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: Thank you waiter for the mimosas. I'm sorry, we never caught your name. 
 Response: My name is Dericonium. I was named after my dad, Derick and my mother was a scientist. She wanted to make my name sound like an element.
Output: yes
Prompt: Vince, I don't see any reason why we can't be adults about having our ex-wives visit the wine tasting. Welcome to our wine tasting, ladies. 
 Response: Thanks. If it's pretty good, I might leave a good review on Yelp!
Output: yes
Prompt: You take me to Bubba Gump Shrimp Company, so I can shit my pants later. 
 Response: Well, that's up to you, Barbara.
Output: yes
Prompt: Watch out for the one kid. He's got a great vocabulary and he'll try to out argue you. 
 Response: I look forward to speaking with him at length.
Output: yes
Prompt: I can't believe you're moving out of our country, Adelle. 
 Response: I have got to get to the States. They have freedoms we have not even dreamed of here.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, my God. Look at your eyes. You've got like a reverse David Bowie 
 Response: Her eyes are the same color.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm recently widowed, you see?  Because, I am, and I don't know how much I really want to get with a man, so I'm taking offers. 
 Response: Oh, you know, I'm single myself.  Miles' latest stepmother is met with yet another unseemly demise, and I find myself quite alone and rich and famous and the tree-murdering magnet.
Output: yes
Prompt: Excuse me, are you the "guess your height" guy? 
 Response: Oh, yes I am. But you can call me Mommy.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, I'm Jims. We made that wish that Freeport would be different, and now it seems to be. I think our wish came true, Gwyneth. 
 Response: Either that or we're both dead.
Output: yes
Prompt: He painted me with my clothes off, but now that I'm putting them on, they're too small. 
 Response: Why don't you put that little fancy dress on me and then I'll be a pretty girl.
Output: yes
Prompt: OK. Can we keep the white gloves though? My hands are always cold. 
 Response: My Aunt was like that except it was her elbows.
Output: yes
Prompt: You shouldn't have been criticized for that. Your thoughts are just as valuable as anyone else's thoughts, if not more so. 
 Response: You're just praising me Carol, you don't mean that stuff.
Output: yes
Prompt: We didn't have a honeymoon and we didn't ever celebrate Christmas. We never had the money. 
 Response: Not together, or individually.
Output: yes
Prompt: Fresh fish and I have had a realization maybe it's not the best thing in the world to raise ourselves in the towers looking down on all of you. 
 Response: Yeah we were already there we discussed it and already decided to ban those towers.
Output: yes
Prompt: Somebody lift me up, so I can see all you. 
 Response: Here, stand on this dog washing table.
Output: yes
Prompt: The health of the pig needs to be examined. Do you understand, Doctor? 
 Response: I'm not the Doctor. I'm the secretary.
Output: yes
Prompt: A dream is a wish that your heart makes. 
 Response: Hey, yeah, that's like what that bug told us that one time.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yeah, my wife is getting a nice piece of jewelry right now, but I promised I would bring us some ice cold ice cream. 
 Response: Oh, well, welcome to Cold Stone.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm not gonna lie. This is gross. 
 Response: We'd better get him back to the med-bay on the ship.
Output: yes
Prompt: You robbed Barbara of the experience of having her first hamburger? 
 Response: It was just chopped meat. It's hamburger.
Output: yes
Prompt: Listen, I don't know if there's any way you could represent her in maybe, like, a class action lawsuit or something. I'm sorry, I've been watching a lot of Better Call Saul. 
 Response: You know what, bro? I haven't from you in a couple weeks and then you just call 'cause you need a favor, you know?
Output: yes
Prompt: So, what's that one guy on stage eating?  Do we get any of it? 
 Response: It's a gummy rat and it's our prop.  And it's a gummy rat filled with blood.
Output: yes
Prompt: This funny thing happened in 1990. We forgot your birthday. So, it's my fault. 
 Response: It's on me too. I'm not good with dates and remembering things.
Output: yes
Prompt: Have you seen Vlad anywhere? 
 Response: No, I bet he took that computer and sold it.
Output: yes
Prompt: I never feel safer than when I'm in my own home. 
 Response: Do you realize that your house is like, totally, completely infested with monsters? Why would you feel safe THERE?
Output: yes
Prompt: I never thought I would support this. But I am here to say good going! 
 Response: I can't believe you had the nerve to show your face at this wedding. I'm gonna sue you into oblivion you coward.
Output: yes
Prompt: Why don't you use your mouth to open that can of beans? 
 Response: Because you gave me these scissors for Christmas last year and you said "no more using your mouth on the beans."
Output: yes
Prompt: There's no reason for us to be worried about horrible things to come. Should I choose this playlist called "Have a Great Day?" 
 Response: I think you should choose whatever you want. We're the only two people in the club.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, doctor, I know we have patients in the waiting room, but I just wanted to wish you and another wonderful Christmas here in Freeport, Illinois. 
 Response: Rachel, back at you. I gotta tell you, when you finally graduate from nursing school, I am 100% hiring you for realsies.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm stepping out of the car. 
 Response: I'll step out too Michelle. This is me being aggressive. I'm going to step out.
Output: yes
Prompt: Lauren won't feel bad that she was delayed. 
 Response: Then she'll do the best concert ever.
Output: yes
Prompt: Will there be cake and doughnuts at the party? 
 Response: Just doughnuts. We don't say the "c" word at our house. It's doughnuts only.
Output: yes
Prompt: I remember as a girl we used to drink water and we didn't think anything of it. 
 Response: What a sinful time that was.
Output: yes
Prompt: Sometimes love doesn't come to you. Sometimes you have to grab love with both hands and shove it in your pocket with your slingshot and your marbles. 
 Response: That's pretty deep. I'm going to remember that you said that.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm so excited. I can't believe he didn't bite your face off. 
 Response: He tried many, many times. That's why I'm wearing this jacket with the reinforced sleeves. I'm constantly putting my arm up in front of my face.
Output: yes
Prompt: I know you might think crime is wrong, but crime is something one must do for on the other side of crime is justice. 
 Response: What do you mean, if we do crime then justice will be served and then we will go to jail?
Output: yes
Prompt: It's so hot, especially here in Miami. 
 Response: The mosquitoes are driving me crazy.
Output: yes
Prompt: This is unseemly and ungodly. Sven, I'm no longer your master. I'm out of here. 
 Response: This is the devil's drawing. I thought when you shook the paper, it would look like they were dancing, but they physically separated. 
Output: yes
Prompt: Ew, it looks like a weird fish. He's got crazy eyes. 
 Response: It is, but now it's getting huge, too.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hold on a second. The stairs are gone. They were here before you got here. 
 Response: Well, I'm not some kind of stair witch. I don't get rid of stairs.
Output: yes
Prompt: Glorst and I have discussed your offer and we say yes, give us this juice. And do you take the juice as well? 
 Response: Oh yeah. I already have. I just give you this because I have left over. It's the spirit of brotherhood and community for the Olympics. Share and share alike, you know, all that.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yes, sir, Mr Timmons. I will do my best to step on a pop top and blow up my flip flop. 
 Response: Very well. I'm watching, you Bob.
Output: yes
Prompt: Let's give this Nookia phone a shot. 
 Response: I'm down to try it once, but if it don't work, I got a big old fist for you.
Output: yes
Prompt: Alright, Missfizzial. Set course for right over there. 
 Response: Yes, I'm already flying that way. Thanks a lot.
Output: yes
Prompt: Caitlyn, tell me about your ex-husband. What was he like? 
 Response: Dan was everything that most Dans are. He was conceited.
Output: yes
Prompt: Are you part giant, sir? 
 Response: I am 1/4 giant. A true giant would have to fly in one of those double decker planes. I'm a 1/4 giant.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's the first week of spring and so much dander in the air. Isn't it everywhere? 
 Response: There's just so much dander. It's like you can cut it with a knife.
Output: yes
Prompt: What's close up magic? 
 Response: I wanted it to be far away magic, but it turned out that that was real and where Hogwarts is and I can't get there. So, I started doing close up magic.
Output: yes
Prompt: Don't you feel better for telling us the truth, son? 
 Response: Yeah, this is an amazing feeling. I'm glad I got it off my chest.
Output: yes
Prompt: Read the book. Why didn't you read the book? 
 Response: I'm sorry, giant, the pages were stuck together. And my dad can't read.
Output: yes
Prompt: I think my husband and my friend are both very controlling. 
 Response: I guess they are. It's good to get away from that.
Output: yes
Prompt: That was literally a touching story because Jerry, who of course we're having officiate the wedding, touched us all to the point of discomfort. 
 Response: And thanks for letting me DJ. I think that's really cool, you guys.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm sorry. It's not in my programming to scare, although sometimes it does happen. 
 Response: Is it in your programming to know what the hell's going on on that planet while I'm here alone on the ship like some tossed aside old sock or something.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hey, leave my shoe alone! 
 Response: OK, but it looks so tasty. Can't I just chew on it a few minutes?
Output: yes
Prompt: You get crazy when you drink? That's most people with alcohol. 
 Response: I sprout hair. And I grow a little bit. Just a little bit. Two inches.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yeah, I thought this is a factory because the boxes, they're moving. 
 Response: Yeah, there are boxes in factories too, that's fair. But this is a warehouse, Junebug.
Output: yes
Prompt: Your name is T1m? What are you, some kind of cyber ghost? 
 Response: I wish. I'm just your average ghost. Been murdered several times.
Output: yes
Prompt: He read my journal. 
 Response: I'm sorry. Do we need to re-litigate this?
Output: yes
Prompt: I guess if all y'all dummies are going to go up the flagpole, then we should lead you out there. 
 Response: I'll lead the charge. Line up troops!
Output: yes
Prompt: You guys, I got a radical idea, right? I think maybe we should go to therapy to talk through some shit. 
 Response: I don't know, my mom doesn't believe in therapy.
Output: yes
Prompt: Ever since I stuck my tongue down your throat and touched your heart, I've been waiting for you to talk to me about your dreams. 
 Response: It was hard when you touched my heart with your tongue to tell you this. My dream is you on stage holding a suitcase with 49 other women as Howie Mandel's career gets one more shot.
Output: yes
Prompt: Are you auditioning for the senior musical? 
 Response: Yes, of course I am. Why else would I be dressed like this? Pay no attention to my Dr. Scholls feet.
Output: yes
Prompt: Is this murderous dog still in your home? 
 Response: Oh, he broke loose. He's out in the world, but I think he's happier that way. He likes to hunt.
Output: yes
Prompt: Maybe we should start with some basic rules or ideas of what our band's going to be. 
 Response: That  sounds good. Are you calling a band meeting?
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, I'm such a dumb ass for putting the laptops in the wrong location. 
 Response: You really are, pal. Don't worry about it. Just correct the behavior.
Output: yes
Prompt: Marjorie, you didn't tell me you were freshly 35 years old. 
 Response: Well, I didn't want you to be deterred. I'm ready, I promise you. I'm ready to be a wife. I know how to cook, I can cook a carrot cake, I can cook a loaf of bread, and a chicken.
Output: yes
Prompt: Here at Southwest, at the Florida International Airport, we all just want to go surfing. That's a Christmas tradition here. 
 Response: Wow, that's a tradition? That sounds great. Count me in. I think I'll go walk around.
Output: yes
Prompt: What's in this vending machine? 
 Response: Oh, it's heaven. Heaven on earth. They're the only ones on earth that still have barbecue Fritos.
Output: yes
Prompt: Denise, I didn't think I'd find love at Coachella, but here it is. 
 Response: You know, I kind of knew that you'd find love here. After going to Whole Foods 365 and striking out, I thought this would be a sure thing.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hey, little girl. Bonjour. I am le Frenchman. Are you alone in the streets of Paris? 
 Response: I sure am. I'm alone and I have no money.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hello there, I need a loan. 
 Response: Look at you, with the flaming head. What are you supposed to be?
Output: yes
Prompt: What a conundrum!  Lose my job, or murder my ex and her mother! 
 Response: You take as much time as you need.  I understand.  This must be very hard for you since we've just recently reunited.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, so we're not putting the price on the book any more. We feel them out now. 
 Response: Those days are over, Tim. You get them on the hook, you know what I mean? Learn about their lifestyle.
Output: yes
Prompt: That's right, but I'll leave you a 20 dollar bill to order a pizza. 
 Response: A 20 dollar bill will not suffice for the pizza that will fill the Well Drop Society.
Output: yes
Prompt: Pinky, I've been thinking about your plight. And you know, while hear at the performance arts school, I minored in sub routine programming for feel routines. And I've written a little something on this punch card that I'd like to insert inside you. 
 Response: I cannot believe this. I am so closed to feeling touched. Please, David, do insert that in me.
Output: yes
Prompt: Mom and Dad, they say that all the textbooks are going to be pop up books. 
 Response: How many times did I tell you to knock on our bedroom door before you walk in here?
Output: yes
Prompt: I know I'm your fifth wife. I don't want there to be a sixth. 
 Response: Darling, I think you know there's probably going to be a sixth wife. That's just who I am.
Output: yes
Prompt: Do you think the song was a message to you, Joshua? 
 Response: Yes, I think the message was extremely direct.
Output: yes
Prompt: So, the people thought you disappeared? 
 Response: Yeah, you know there's not a lot of black people in Rome. So, when you turn around, it's like they don't see you anymore.
Output: yes
Prompt: Is it made from real rat fur? 
 Response: Yes but they were free range rats, they had a very happy life before becoming my coat.
Output: yes
Prompt: Please, just call me father. 
 Response: I know, dad. You're my boss though, and I respect that.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm not going to wear these shoes. They're not for me. 
 Response: She's a weirdo. She wanted me to walk around in these shoes, and then she's going to take them home and I think just smell them a lot.
Output: yes
Prompt: I guess they have more reason to be. I mean, they're planning the world's fair in a building. Seems ill advised. 
 Response: I mean, I can't wait to go over there. I, like, really need to decompress. Honestly, this job is literally the hardest job in the world.
Output: yes
Prompt: Excuse me, I don't have an appointment, but I am a king. 
 Response: Of course, your majesty.  I'll leave you with my hygienist, June.  She'll take good care of you.
Output: yes
Prompt: So, is that going to be debit or credit? 
 Response: Oh, T.J. Maxx, I'm paying all cash.  I don't want a record of the proof that I've been here.  So, you know what?  I'm going to take this candle.  What kind of scent is this?
Output: yes
Prompt: You're making the whale sounds yourself? Well, this isn't fair. We really got jipped on this honeymoon whale expedition. 
 Response: Hey, did you guys see a tail out there? Yeah, that was me.
Output: yes
Prompt: Anus, if you'd accompany me to the funeral so it looks like a good turnout, I'd appreciate it. 
 Response: I can call a couple of my business associates. I'm sure they wouldn't mind heading over, as well.
Output: yes
Prompt: Miss Cynthia, I think your broth is getting cold. They fight sometimes and it's awfully uncomfortable back here. 
 Response: Even though it's not my fault, I feel like I should apologize because I feel like everything is my fault, including war.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm Odin, so I can make prophecies happen. I don't know what clout you guys have. 
 Response: I read mine on the other side of a bottle cap.
Output: yes
Prompt: You want me to just take my shirt off and show off my chiseled physique with nothing but jeans and a cowboy hat and some knives I throw? 
 Response: Actually, that would be fine with me. That's something I'd want to see.
Output: yes
Prompt: Have you ever touched something and it turned to dust? 
 Response: Yes, it happened two times.
Output: yes
Prompt: I don't want to marry for power. I don't want to marry for alliances. I wanted to marry for love. 
 Response: Coincidentally, I am also here for love on this singles blimp ride. 
Output: yes
Prompt: I saw everything that just happened. That drink ruined your already ugly sequined dress. I'm so happy for you. 
 Response: Oh, my God. This is next level. He's so in love with me.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm just here as a ruse. I gotta go check on the manatee tank. 
 Response: Well then who's ordering the new thimbles?
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm basically a latchkey kid. My 13 year old babysitter smokes pot all the time, so I thought I'd go on a soul quest. 
 Response: You've come to the right place, kid. I can help you find your quest.
Output: yes
Prompt: You're Duke. I definitely remember you. I wrote about you in my journal for three whole nights. 
 Response: Is it because of my purple hair?
Output: yes
Prompt: Never feel dumb for bringing pliers to any situation. That's the one thing I want you to remember from Greg's. 
 Response: I'll write it down. I will.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's always nice to hear that somebody loves you, but, you know, I would have liked to have heard it from my mother directly. 
 Response: Yeah. Well, you know, people from her generation, they're not capable of giving love. So I think that's asking a lot.
Output: yes
Prompt: This whole time. I undervalued myself. I thought I wasn't worth it. 
 Response: There are ants crawling on mommy's pants, Sven.
Output: yes
Prompt: Is copy a theater word? 
 Response: Yes, it's like golf court.
Output: yes
Prompt: Thank you for declining to contribute to our musical in any way. It actually made things easier, your majesty. 
 Response: I didn't want to confuse the creative process.
Output: yes
Prompt: The insurance is still good though, right? We've seen a ghost. 
 Response: You can't win though. You get your ticket money back. We keep the insurance money.
Output: yes
Prompt: Do you have professional nudes? 
 Response: Sometimes I get professional nudes, but these are more amateur bathroom, leg on the toilet nudes.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, it's such a pleasure to see such a refined gentlemen here in the middle of West Virginia. You must have seen our Tesla charging station outside. 
 Response: Yes, I smelled it from a great distance. The static electricity charge in the air is unmistakable.
Output: yes
Prompt: You're never getting out of here. You know who I am? I'm the murdered of the sea. You're mine now, son. 
 Response: Oh no, please keep your beak away from me, you monster.
Output: yes
Prompt: Ma'ams? He would like you to come inside and discuss the matter with him. 
 Response: Oh, thank you for that message officer.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, Ms Jacobson. You're drunk? 
 Response: And I'm on heroin.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yeah, where'd your boobs go anyway? 
 Response: They're supposed to be in already. Do you have braces on your boobs too?
Output: yes
Prompt: You said that this was the first time we were taking this tour. 
 Response: Yes, well I thought, we just got married.  This would be a great tour to go on.
Output: yes
Prompt: What's the occasion if I may be so bold to ask? 
 Response: Today I found out I have a sister, We are a family of runaways and criminals so i'm learning about my family everyday.
Output: yes
Prompt: So, what do you have unsettled that has left you here on this realm? 
 Response: Well, when we died, we were on our way to pick up another couple and go on another double date.
Output: yes
Prompt: My last name is Sanchez. My social security number is 726372664. My mother's maiden name is also Sanchez. 
 Response: You know, I think I punctured my ear drum a few months ago on a boat ride. So, I'm having a hard time hearing. So, we'll just go our separate ways.
Output: yes
Prompt: So there were people here before, but I just kind of didn't look up for a while. I was lost in my own homily. 
 Response: Well, the good thing is, even if you were sleeping, you continue to speak the Lord's words.
Output: yes
Prompt: I love you too, Walter.  I'm crying tears of dust. 
 Response: I am too. Look at them floating all around.
Output: yes
Prompt: When we talk to females, we must remember that there are certain phrases we must stay away from. 
 Response: Well, certainly. One of them of course is blood nut.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, that's a good quote for your book, Slats. One day at a time. 
 Response: Yeah, not bad. I'll write that down.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's the first day the store is open. You'd think there'd be a ton of girls wanting to buy boys today. 
 Response: I would think so. I don't know. I mean, it's not like the movies, is it? Not like in that movie Boys, Boys, Boys with Anne Margaret.
Output: yes
Prompt: You want to be an au pair? How is that different from a nanny? 
 Response: I'm from another country and you don't pay me.
Output: yes
Prompt: Listen, we're fortunate to live in a town that gossip's exclusively by mail. 
 Response: People gossip, written down and sent to each other. Which is a terrible idea.
Output: yes
Prompt: I think it's our duty as good British citizens to turn this criminal in. 
 Response: Yes, we shall do this for Queen Suits. You know, Suits. King Harry and Queen Meghan's little daughter. They named her after a television program.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm not an alien-ghost. I'm a Blockbuster clerk. 
 Response: You might be a clerk but you're also an alien-ghost doctor.
Output: yes
Prompt: I found a Casio. 
 Response: I've been noticing there's been a lot of piano and I didn't know where it was coming from and I just didn't shift my eyes over to look at you to notice you've been playing this whole time.
Output: yes
Prompt: What if I get in my car and I drive towards the exit. Are you going to raise the arm? 
 Response: You're leaving in those sweatpants and t-shirt you're wearing?
Output: yes
Prompt: I would leave if I weren't worried about getting my shoelaces caught in the machinery. 
 Response: Yes, leave! You really should get slip on shoes.
Output: yes
Prompt: Wait, can I say something? You're saying they don't eat wet hay? But you can tell from my story they do. 
 Response: Well it sounds like she enjoyed it, it doesn't mean that it's necessarily what she's supposed to be eating.
Output: yes
Prompt: Attention, attention. Parental announcement. Your parents are getting a divorce. All of your parents. All the parents in town will be getting a divorce. 
 Response: That's right, and it's going to get very ugly.
Output: yes
Prompt: I thought we were doing all of this so she could be happy again. 
 Response: We were son, clearly that wasn't good enough for her. Apparently she will never be happy.
Output: yes
Prompt: Mom, I've decided to pursue the dramatic arts. 
 Response: The dramatic arts are also called the satanic arts around this household.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm Bill Clinton. I was just selected as the first white Pimp of the Year. 
 Response: You are such a man. That's like a man's man right there, Mr. Clinton.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm going to guess the Old Spaghetti Factory. The New Spaghetti Factory? 
 Response: Well, my guess was just a little bit off. I can't get them all right.
Output: yes
Prompt: Claire, you have such a nice smile. 
 Response: Thank you. People call it a toothy grin.
Output: yes
Prompt: Of course I have my handcuffs. I never leave anywhere without them. 
 Response: And I'm got a trowel we can beat him silly with. But first, the handcuffs.
Output: yes
Prompt: Feel free to get the pudding right off of my head. 
 Response: Oh, I think there's a little bit of his brain in this.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, you know, she's the youngest and she just needs more attention. 
 Response: I know, because she's used to getting all the attention.
Output: yes
Prompt: All those people out there are demanding their subs. Do you think we should go out and help them? 
 Response: Oh, we probably shouldn't have all been here at the same time in the break room.
Output: yes
Prompt: So, there's a piece of snack stuck in me? 
 Response: We may have to send you to Hawaii to get that removed.
Output: yes
Prompt: No one ever seems to have any confidence in me. 
 Response: Oh, I have lots of confidence in you.  After all, I may end up being your dad.  Hand me that weird funnel.
Output: yes
Prompt: You don't acknowledge the 13th anniversary year. A lot of couples will live in separate residences for the 13th year. 
 Response: That probably is helpful for people. Everyone's got a space circle and some people need their own dwelling walls.
Output: yes
Prompt: Is it free churro day? 
 Response: This news is better than that. They're opening a new show. We're doing a thing and we're all auditioning. We're going to save the park.
Output: yes
Prompt: OK, sure, I'm gonna embrace the adventures in life. I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna with two strange men from the mall today and we're going to tackle the world. 
 Response: Isn't that what malls are all about after all?
Output: yes
Prompt: Me too. I certainly did not walk out after the first five minutes of that movie. 
 Response: You walked out of that, you walked right over to Charlie Wilson's War. That was a great weekend for cinema.
Output: yes
Prompt: I thought you would develop the photos and maybe even take doubles, which makes sense because then I get my pictures, which is what I'm here to pay for. 
 Response: Right, well as it's laid out in the contract and the contest rules, we're to keep all for the next 20 years.
Output: yes
Prompt: We don't know anything about this guy in the white suit except that he's from New Orleans and he can juggle crawdads. 
 Response: Right, and he loves to hug.
Output: yes
Prompt: We are gathered here today to witness the marriage of two beings who were meant to be. You know, they say that love knows no bounds and we find that to be true here this afternoon. 
 Response: Yeah! Go get em Michelle. Go get em car!
Output: yes
Prompt: Great news, guys. We got clearance to kill all these humans! 
 Response: I love my job.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, high five! Trading seats is my favorite part of the trip. 
 Response: Mind if I grab that middle? I love the middle seat.
Output: yes
Prompt: But what bathroom do you use, if you're a woman's soul inside a man? 
 Response: Puppets don't shit, OK?
Output: yes
Prompt: It's my thing. That's what I do. I saw the superhero go that way! 
 Response: We start shooting in a week, sir. Do you want us to tape this and then we can toss it in later?
Output: yes
Prompt: Dericonium, we'd like to order now. 
 Response: Oh, sorry about that. I thought you were interested in my life.
Output: yes
Prompt: Let's hold a contest and anyone that develops their photos here, we'll give away a $1 million dollar prize for the best photo. 
 Response: I'm definitely on board with this idea. As good as I thought the soup idea was, I really think this is going to be up there. I definitely think this is a winner.
Output: yes
Prompt: Vinny, you can't do that. You can't just yell at a lady these days. 
 Response: Across the street, I can't?
Output: yes
Prompt: I am black, the white Santa was created by Hallmark and Coca-Cola. 
 Response: I guess you were created by RC Cola.
Output: yes
Prompt: Let's commit vigilanteism on a real vigilante! 
 Response: Yeah, that sounds awesome!  I've always wanted to be a vigilante like Batman.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, there's some large leaves over there. You want to slap those on? 
 Response: Might as well. I'm probably going to hell anyway.
Output: yes
Prompt: There would be no Salem Oregon Comic Book Shop if it weren't for all those meters! 
 Response: You're right but have you heard they are going to remove them and replace them with midget's that take your change instead?
Output: yes
Prompt: If you bring a bell into a room, you have to hear the story. It's just like the old saying. 
 Response: I bought it from a very old antique dealer in Chinatown. He was like 100. And I went into his shop and I said "I'm looking for something special that I can give my high school class. To the school."
Output: yes
Prompt: Daddy, I'm hungry. Can I have something to eat? 
 Response: Well, all we have is this dough. I can boil it up, but I cannot bake it.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm your biggest fan. Can I call you Ms. Burgandy? 
 Response: Sure, I am married, but Ms. is fine.
Output: yes
Prompt: I think, based on that story, we showed that it was you. 
 Response: You even filled in some of the parts. You acted it out.
Output: yes
Prompt: I told you they could hear us talking. 
 Response: Did they just confess to hearing us? Maybe everyone's finally being honest. Maybe that's what this room needs, Dean.
Output: yes
Prompt: Help me. 
 Response: You hear that? My car is displeased.
Output: yes
Prompt: He one hundred percent was looking for me because I said something to him years ago in a foreign language that was not part of his native tongue. He took umbrage and has wanted to devour me, literally, ever since. 
 Response: It wasn't because you didn't know the word Heimlich and that man died?
Output: yes
Prompt: Hey, Dr. Neidermeyer, do you still have those teeth you stole out of my mouth? 
 Response: Yeah, and we've come to render your very flesh, Dr.
Output: yes
Prompt: Have you been to Hey, Girl? It's really fun. I get my hair cut there all the time. 
 Response: Your hair looks great. I like the back, the top, the sides, and the bottom.
Output: yes
Prompt: Spencer, I don't know if I'm gonna make it. I'm so seasick. 
 Response: Marlene, I need you to just bear down and just get through this. This is our honey moon and we wanted to see some whales, and this is the way to do it.
Output: yes
Prompt: You're crying tears of joy. 
 Response: Crying is so terrifying but so marvelous. Thank you father.
Output: yes
Prompt: This is the first meeting of the condo society, that newscaster, I just don't think that she is our type. 
 Response: I agree, I think that the way she sort of shimmers and the way you can reach through her is very unsettling. And it's not really the way we do things.
Output: yes
Prompt: I don't remember making any specific wish other than, you know, just that I would finally find someone I could love and trust, but that's been something that just circles around in my head.  I'm so lonely. 
 Response: That's a tough one.  Did you specify a city?  Because, if not, that person could be anywhere.  I'm not going to assume a man or a woman.  That's not my place to judge.
Output: yes
Prompt: Excuse me, I'm the owner of this Tesla dealership. Don't be thrown off by the fact that my penis is out. Is there anything I can do to help this sale go through? 
 Response: I was asking if I could use an Amex and then I believe he said "Fuck off." It's a platinum.
Output: yes
Prompt: Mr. Nelson saw the snake too. 
 Response: But it did not talk. It just said s'es.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm William Shakespeare. I traveled from the past. 
 Response: Oh, that's why you know all those things. You're always speaking in verse.
Output: yes
Prompt: I know you. You're the one who's changing this whole neighborhood into condos. 
 Response: Improving. We're improving this neighborhood. They'll be places for you to live.
Output: yes
Prompt: Please exit to your left. Hope you had a great time on Batman the Ride. 
 Response: Thanks for nothing. We didn't get to go on the ride.
Output: yes
Prompt: They're horse-sized? 
 Response: Yes, they come from the equestrian department on floor six.
Output: yes
Prompt: We just have to figure out where to invest this money or we're going to be taxed out the whazoo. 
 Response: That's right. You have to invest smart and you have to create a shelter.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hey, you guys, are you going to the night at Disneyland tonight were everyone gets blackout drunk on a ride? 
 Response: You mean GradNight? Yeah.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yeah, we literally hit them, say doink, and we run right out of there. 
 Response: It was a two part plan. The idea was that you hit 'em with the bones and then steal their treasure an trinkets and bring them back here. 
Output: yes
Prompt: Mary, where were you when the hospital burned down? 
 Response: She was in the hospital. She was being operated on. It's cool if I answer the questions, right?
Output: yes
Prompt: Well the bell just kept ringing and ringing and i didn't know if it was my tinnitus or what. 
 Response: I'm sorry but you're not announcing anything at this very moment. Can you bring it down a notch?
Output: yes
Prompt: Jeremy, you're a peculiar boy, aren't you. 
 Response: Yes. I don't want to be here. You don't want me here, but I'm here. I'm gonna make us some money.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yeah. My good friend and father Marion owns the theater. 
 Response: I wish I friend with my dad.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yeah but I was just wondering if you could, like, maybe write a letter to my dad just saying that I turned in all my work and that I'm probably the smartest girl in the class. 
 Response: Lisa, guess what? You graduated. I'm skipping you ahead.
Output: yes
Prompt: He probably went and sent like three more emails before he did it, just to insult us. 
 Response: He's so rude. You know what? I put all the sale items on the end caps in color order and then he put them by price. What sense does that make?
Output: yes
Prompt: Mr. Mouse, put down that lighter and aerosol can right now. I've got a taser. 
 Response: I've almost finished my work here anyway. Wreck-it Ralph is all burned up.
Output: yes
Prompt: What's the one with little green bumps in it? 
 Response: That one is pistachio walnut. I'm one that likes to combine my nuts.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's breakfast time. 
 Response: I can't eat meat anymore. I'll eat fish.
Output: yes
Prompt: We've got to get away from these people. It's crazy here. 
 Response: This is the weirdest fish taco stand that I've ever been at.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yeah, my family owns the Dawn Treader.  There was a writeup about it in Wooden Boat Magazine. 
 Response: I used to be a subscriber to that magazine until I moved, and they don't deliver to where I'm at now.
Output: yes
Prompt: To be honest, I did not think about the amount of knife work that would be required and these bandages keep getting wet so I have to keep stopping and changing them. 
 Response: Rodney, let me stop you right there. Here's what I think the issue is. It's not that you didn't learn anything in cooking school, because you clearly did. I think it's that you always seem to have just woken up. Were you just asleep just now?
Output: yes
Prompt: Mrs. Mayor, I'm so sorry. Let me drop my pants. Normally every time you see someone you screech at them if they have clothes on. 
 Response: I was going through a difficult time. I'm clearly much more pleasant and agreeable now.
Output: yes
Prompt: I was told to bring you some sustenance so you do not die. 
 Response: Thanks, thanks. If you could, please, maybe just let us out of here instead?
Output: yes
Prompt: That's racism though. Giraffe lives matter. 
 Response: That's only true if you put a hash tag in front of your statement.
Output: yes
Prompt: Printing photos is sort of obsolete now. 
 Response: Yes, that is why this is the last day we'll be open. We won't be processing photos anymore. We're closing up shop.
Output: yes
Prompt: Of course II don't care about you. We're two complete strangers in the middle of a garden. 
 Response: Oh, we're married and we're strangers?
Output: yes
Prompt: I've got some good news. My wife did not put a voodoo curse on me. That's what you asked me. 
 Response: I meant you have to figure out if you have one on you, you only know that one person didn't put one on you. That's not good enough.
Output: yes
Prompt: I don't know if you could see what I was doing before you approached. 
 Response: I could not, my back was turned as I have previously established.
Output: yes
Prompt: Sometimes I hear mom singing about your smoking in the shower. 
 Response: Really? When did you hear her singing about it in the shower? How does the song go?
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, spare the rod and spoil the child, Rudy. 
 Response: That's right. Let me go get my stick.
Output: yes
Prompt: Guess who got out of the car? 
 Response: Albert, you brought a dog.
Output: yes
Prompt: Let's learn a little bit about macaws. Unfortunately, the parrots successfully escaped last night. There are sill hawks and macaws to learn about though. 
 Response: So, to the parrots, this is a parrot prison?
Output: yes
Prompt: It's Becky. Our new prize girl. Her name is Becky. 
 Response: So does she have big tits and is she ready to get on the air?
Output: yes
Prompt: Why you so worried about what the chicken think about you?? 
 Response: I was going to ask the chicken what it thought of me because my momma never told me what she thought of me. She always said "If you get a chicken to like you, that means you're something."
Output: yes
Prompt: Hey Doris, you have a special day coming up, huh? 
 Response: I'm just going to relax and take it easy. I'm getting too old for a party.
Output: yes
Prompt: Same for me. I unhook my gravity boots. I drop down. 
 Response: You're calling them gravity boots, but they're just like magnet boots you hang upside down in.
Output: yes
Prompt: All right, look. I'm tired. I need a swig of maple-cocaine paste. 
 Response: I want to try it. I only sell cocaine. I can't get into a tree.
Output: yes
Prompt: Your father may or may not be Dr. Neidermeryer. 
 Response: She said may or may not. We're no closer to the truth.
Output: yes
Prompt: There shouldn't be snot leaving your nose at this point. You're not sick, it seems. 
 Response: I think I have a weird allergy, maybe it's psychosomatic.
Output: yes
Prompt: He's breaking apart like those old commercials for  Contact where the pill would be open and all the little blue balls would come out. 
 Response: My god, he's just a pile of dust!
Output: yes
Prompt: Leg Cramp, get out of that tree. There ain't peppers in that tree. If you want peppers, we can go to the  garden. 
 Response: I'm still looking. I'll let you know what I find.
Output: yes
Prompt: Assistant, get me some slices of ham. 
 Response: Doctor, you've had 6 different kind of meats just today.
Output: yes
Prompt: He seemed like he was just kind of sad and scared to be a police office. He knew he was a brute, so he got pushed into that job. But that wasn't the job he wanted. He probably wanted to be a pianist. 
 Response: Yeah, probably people judged him all of his life because of his height. So he became a cop.
Output: yes
Prompt: Guys, while you're cleaning this carpet, I want you to remember that celebrities will be walking on it. 
 Response: So, don't clean it too good, or what?
Output: yes
Prompt: Mom, you're a ghost? Are you also from another planet? 
 Response: Yes. And I've come to deliver one final message to you before heading back to my planet. Your father's gay.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm gonna go get the camera. This is so special. 
 Response: Carolyn's opened up to you in a way we've never seen. She's adopted and we're constantly thinking about giving her back.
Output: yes
Prompt: You hit your ball into the storm drain. It's our ball now, little girl! 
 Response: Yeah, stormers keepers! You can't have it back.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm not like you. I'm not like any of you. I'm needed.  
 Response: I'm really not like any of you. I'm a human being. I have feelings and people that love me.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hey Johnny, I have some new evidence. I think we're going to find this arsonist. I can't rest until this case of the St. Olaf burner is solved. 
 Response: Look, man, it's in the past. I got all these other papers stacking up on my desk with this type of stuff.
Output: yes
Prompt: My wife is resting at home right now. She was injured in the rapids incident. 
 Response: OK. Well, I'll head on over. I need to go drop some soup off to her anyway.
Output: yes
Prompt: I realized at the last minute that none of my podcast title rhymed with burgers. So I thought, let's try alliteration.  
 Response: Alliteration is my favorite literary device.
Output: yes
Prompt: You never let me see the scar. It's only a revenge thing to show your son. 
 Response: Well, I'm embarrassed of it. It's unsightly.
Output: yes
Prompt: Uh, I tell you what, I wouldn't mind having some free wine right now because I hate my life, I hate being the treasurer of Freeport, and I hate Freeport, Illinois. 
 Response: Me, too. And I gotta tell you, I've been seeing this shrink for three months and I don't feel any closer to being mentally well. I can't even be excited about Christmas, to be honest with you.
Output: yes
Prompt: We'd open the door but it's one a time lock and can't open until Monday morning at 8am. 
 Response: By then you'll be drowning in nickels, Jesus Christ.
Output: yes
Prompt: Just a moment ago it seemed like you were trying to communicate something negative to one another. 
 Response: Well, sure, we have problems like any other untraditional couple.
Output: yes
Prompt: Should we get out of here? I know you've always wanted to come to this water park but I'm a little worried about these people. 
 Response: What if we try the Wisconsin Wells? It's the cheaper park across the street. Kind of like a California Adventure to Disneyland.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm your server. My name's Denise. Everything OK so far? 
 Response: Our first bites we delicious. We had several bites. I can't even remember the first one.
Output: yes
Prompt: Chris Christie, what are you doing here?  
 Response: Can I borrow your gavel?
Output: yes
Prompt: I said I'd like my trunks moved to the other corner of the room. 
 Response: Well, right away, ma'am. I will call for the porter. David, will you move this gentle lady's trunks from that side of the room to the other side of the room?
Output: yes
Prompt: Can I get something that tastes good and has no calories? 
 Response: Tastes good and has no calories? Water, gotcha.
Output: yes
Prompt: If I could ask you guys, could you just step aside just one second so they can order. 
 Response: You're getting in the way of my religious freedom by letting these non-believers go in front of me.
Output: yes
Prompt: I didn't like the boxes over here. They need to be moved over there by later today. 
 Response: No, you sure didn't. Good call, boss.
Output: yes
Prompt: You're gonna have to stick a leg in there and you're going to feel silly, but it's just recycling. So, it's clean. 
 Response: OK. That will take a little bit longer because you guys don't break your boxes down.
Output: yes
Prompt: Okay, let's just knock. 
 Response: Yeah, it took them so long to get to fight exchange one. I don't have the patience to wait for four more.
Output: yes
Prompt: Look, babe! This place is filled with the stuff I love. So, let me kinda do my own thing for a while, and then the next vacation you can do your own thing and I'll kinda hang back. I think there's a couple bands here and stuff. 
 Response: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage, your entertainment for this evening, Giant Alice Cooper.
Output: yes
Prompt: Listen, I've been authorized to carry a taser. 
 Response: Yeah, we heard. Celeste sent out a memo via internet.
Output: yes
Prompt: I am having a peanut butter tasting. 
 Response: Is this a peanut butter flight I see before me?
Output: yes
Prompt: I've been looking everywhere for The Boy's Store. And I can read. 
 Response: Don't worry about reading here. The Boy's Store is two stalls down.
Output: yes
Prompt: I never said I loved my wife. 
 Response: Well, she established that she loved you by getting you cool voodoo presents.
Output: yes
Prompt: Diane, you and I met some years ago when you had a different line of work. 
 Response: Oh, you mean when I was a whore.  Now, I just whore out flowers.  I've got to tell you.  Carnations are not actually blue.  We soak them in blue water.  Then, they soak it up and turn blue.
Output: yes
Prompt: You know, out neighbor was across the street with a baby and she heard the noise of prying, but she didn't think anything of it because it was so brief. And then she told me she just felt terrible the next day. 
 Response: Well, thank you for the thorough explanation about how you lost your handicap placard. You did all the character voices very well.
Output: yes
Prompt: Objection! I'd like to cite the 1973 case of Mrs. Mary vs The People of California. 
 Response: Tim, you're objecting to our lawyer.
Output: yes
Prompt: We could both go inside and talk to your wife. 
 Response: Why don't you both go in. That would be good. Just a fresh perspective.
Output: yes
Prompt: Mom, why do you call daddy "sir"? 
 Response: Hey, shut your mouth, sir!
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, I'll go out. I forgot. I'm not even on break. I just spilled some lettuce on my pants. 
 Response: Oh, we probably shouldn't have all been here at the same time in the break room.
Output: yes
Prompt: Was that on anyone's grave in particular? Like, is there a love story to go along with them? 
 Response: Yeah, I usually write the names down. These are from Terri Shivo. 
Output: yes
Prompt: She had a bright star on her lapel. I think she's the sheriff. 
 Response: What? This town has gone to shit. I don't want to live no more in America.
Output: yes
Prompt: I feel like we should go try to get jobs. 
 Response: Yeah, now that I've got a jacket and you've got glasses, we're practically white!
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm sorry, Crocodear, but there's going to be storms ahead and, uh, it's going to be quite dangerous.? 
 Response: Now, you promised me this honeymoon was going to be something special, Mario.
Output: yes
Prompt: Do you have a veterinary emergency or not? 
 Response: I do. I thought my smart phone would tell you what was going on, but my pig Junior isn't feeling so well.
Output: yes
Prompt: You have to be as tall as the yeti's paw to ride the Yeti. 
 Response: Well, that let's me out, I guess. I can't believe I stood in this line for so long.
Output: yes
Prompt: I wish that television weren't so sinful and that I could go on the television with you and we could sing our songs of praise for all to see and love. 
 Response: Momma, you're preaching to the choir. That's my dream.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yes, you're always going off about modern things. You refuse to eat leftovers. You won't even read. 
 Response: Yes, books are old. Unless a book came out today, and it's on audio, I don't participate.
Output: yes
Prompt: We're also going to need a team manager and we were hoping that you would help out with that. Don't you know business? 
 Response: Yes, I know business. I'm great at it. I had my own company and transformed buildings into bird houses.
Output: yes
Prompt: The next step is to walk past, brush by her, throw my drink on her and not say sorry. 
 Response: So, you have to do this even though she has already fallen love with you?
Output: yes
Prompt: Yeah, the guy has mind powers or something. 
 Response: You haven't noticed the similarities? Look at my face. Look at my cheek. We have the same face a cheek. That's my brother. He told me five years ago he was going to take down this park and open up his own. He got you, the same way he got me. The same way he tricked me into buying that super-absorbent shirt. I never should have left this up to you to fix. This is something I'll have to do on my own.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, I have just the job for you. The first job is to build a numbered background. And then stand there and ask people to let you guess their height. 
 Response: Will do, can do, and must do, sir!
Output: yes