niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: Mom, you're telling me that you went to go get cigarettes but now I have to go get dad's beer? That seems like a waste of time, couldn't you have done both? 
 Response: Yes dear, but it's a little soon to be calling me mom. I've only been married to your dad for five years.
Output: yes
Prompt: When I woke up, I meditated and I did my affirmations. I didn't watch TV. 
 Response: I said a full rosary, looked out the window for awhile and I had a cup of coffee.
Output: yes
Prompt: Are the magic tricks working, Jimmy? 
 Response: Mom, it's going great. He's really into me.
Output: yes
Prompt: Alright, let's just do a shoot from the top. Greg, how are you feeling? 
 Response: I feel good. Basically, my action is that I sort of bounce up and down. I'm skipping along on the moon's surface.
Output: yes
Prompt: A tournament of the most professional teams of adults is what I want. There will be no children. 
 Response: That's more of a spoken rule and not a written one. So, that can't come back to bite us. There's no need to write that down. We'll remember.
Output: yes
Prompt: I thought we were coming to this room to have, you know, MFP. Male/Female/Phone. 
 Response: Wow. Classic misunderstanding. I thought we were all friends.
Output: yes
Prompt: My babysitter is going to come here. She is a fan of Suedeface. 
 Response: I've killed a lot of babysitters in my time, as a character. In real life I'm a preacher.
Output: yes
Prompt: He had an unexpected peanut allergy. 
 Response: He also had a fat ass. He looked good in those little dog jeggings I would put him in.
Output: yes
Prompt: Your hands look like four giraffes fused together, or two double giraffes. 
 Response: Or two two giraffes snorting cocaine off the ground.
Output: yes
Prompt: Let's get in the car and I'll take you back to where you need to be. Screw these groceries. Who needs groceries? 
 Response: Our first stop should be a comic book shop to see if there's an issue that has an ad for a grow ray in it.
Output: yes
Prompt: Join me in the kitchen and we shall engage the fight protocol. 
 Response: Yes, okay, bye guys. Don't get divorced. Just a normal, healthy fight. Fights are healthy.
Output: yes
Prompt: Help me, please. I've been down in that basement for like, a year. I've been hiding out from the robots. 
 Response: Yeah, like the parents around here are all robots, right?
Output: yes
Prompt: Charlie, Linda, I'm going to throw the switch to start the gel factory line. 
 Response: OK, I'm just going to start to move the gel around with my hands.
Output: yes
Prompt: What are the dinner specials? 
 Response: It's the same thing every night. It's roast turkey. It's packets of lunch meat.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, is that it? That Prius looks sad. 
 Response: That's it. That's my car. Look, someone wrote "wash me" on my back windshield.
Output: yes
Prompt: We're probably talking too much about our stuff. Let's talk about you. I saw Moana. 
 Response: That's great. Like I said, that's not all of us.
Output: yes
Prompt: Is this true? You gentleman will go out to another bagel shop and get me four bagels and bring them back here? 
 Response: That's the code of the Angels, man.
Output: yes
Prompt: Can we review what the details of operation versatile are? 
 Response: Well, Colonial, we sent many top and bottom scientists out to conduct sessions with teenage boys.
Output: yes
Prompt: Once we're all in the same dream world, we'll all see each other. If one person is not there, then we tell the other person a little bit more so they can get there and then boom, we're doing it.  
 Response: OK. That sounds simple enough.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yeah, so your friends tell you to go to a Phish concert. They give you weird instructions, tell you to meet a regular. Just to get you out of their hair. 
 Response: It used to be called a Spring-stomp. You'd send someone to a Springsteen concert, to stomp out the friendship.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm very excited to be here today, in court, fighting my own case. 
 Response: You sound angry. You don't sound excited.
Output: yes
Prompt: Do you see what I see? Her arm is moving so quickly, it looks like it's moving in slow motion. 
 Response: Yeah, that's what happens with bionic arms. The faster you move the slower it looks to other people.
Output: yes
Prompt: He's a five tool player. Yeah, he can hit, he can hit for power, he can run, he can catch, and he can steal. 
 Response: He stole my wallet. He literally steals.
Output: yes
Prompt: Roger, I know you want to make a big announcement, but we already know you're on hospice. 
 Response: Yeah, you're hooked up to several machines.
Output: yes
Prompt: Welcome back, would you like some lamb chops or burgers? 
 Response: You know why I came here. I want a "pot roast."
Output: yes
Prompt: What's going on with your purse, Renee? 
 Response: Oh, sometimes it moves around like a bag of cats.
Output: yes
Prompt: You're from Brooklyn? I'm from Kansas City, Kansas. 
 Response: You sound like you're from here. It's such an exotic accent.
Output: yes
Prompt: She's still floating away. It's a very slow departure. She looks like she's lost. She's pointing. 
 Response: Maybelline, open a window. We'll shoo her out with a broom.
Output: yes
Prompt: If anything happens to me, please tell my parents that I love them. 
 Response: I have no idea where they are except for somewhere in Alaska, but I'll try.
Output: yes
Prompt: I have a series of complaints from the last bake sale that I want to get straightened out ahead of time. You kept bringing up race like saying "Here's a brownie like a brown person". That's not appropriate. 
 Response: Ok, I'll say a positive like "delicious" with it next time. Then it won't be taken in a negative way.
Output: yes
Prompt: I feel honored. I really do. We've never had any royal people in this home before. 
 Response: No, no. I mean, we've let the guy who runs King Taco come in here a couple of times.
Output: yes
Prompt: I can't believe I had to leave my own Ted Talk. Maybe I'll just drown my sorrows in some ice cream. Oh boy, I gotta steal myself for going into a public place. Luckily there's hardly anybody in there. 
 Response: Sir, it's closed in there, I think. There's some kind of conflict going on.
Output: yes
Prompt: You two are an inspiration. Your friendship, and the time it takes to go and uncover the burial, dig up, cry over your friend, four times over. It touches me. 
 Response: Well, it's just the way we take care of our friends over here in Maine. Death does not take us apart.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm saying, screw off the top of the flash. And pour some of this super addictive alcohol in. It will make them senior alcoholics so they die of cirrhosis. 
 Response: You know, I want to get ahead in this business so I'll do whatever you say.
Output: yes
Prompt: OK, but this popcorn isn't for eating. It's just for stringing around the tree. I thought we could have some festivities. 
 Response: It's food. You can't put food out without offering it to people.
Output: yes
Prompt: If we don't make it across, Joseph, and we end up just floating down the river. I'm all right with that. 
 Response: Mariam. You're just willing to let everything go? Just like that? You said you have so much to live for earlier!
Output: yes
Prompt: What I got invited to was a murder mystery dinner party with professional actors. 
 Response: I'm just warning you ahead of time. You might go there and everything comes in a box and everyone plays a character.
Output: yes
Prompt: I miss Lorielle. I miss her crazy ways. 
 Response: I'm sure you do. She sounded like a lot of fun.
Output: yes
Prompt: There's a weird energy between the two of you. I don't know what it is. 
 Response: Well, we have a long history.
Output: yes
Prompt: You look just like Hans. But your name is Hands? H-A-N-D-S? 
 Response: Well, we're cousins.
Output: yes
Prompt: There will be no picnics today. The lake is closed until we find out where this water is going. 
 Response: Hey! I paid fifty bucks for this tour!
Output: yes
Prompt: This is wet heat.  It's humidity, and the popcorn is wilting! 
 Response: I don't like it when the popcorn becomes spongy.  It's like you need a little bit of crunch to the popcorn.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hello, Delores. I must say that now that there's vomit all over Meredith's volcano, I'm afraid we're going to have to disqualify her. 
 Response: Mrs. White, please isn't there anything that we can do? As you can see, I come from a broken family and this would mean a lot to me.
Output: yes
Prompt: Clark, is that gas can your personal item that you brought from home? 
 Response: Yes, it was given to me by my mother's father, KriKrag.
Output: yes
Prompt: Sorry you all gotta come to school in the summertime, but that's when giraffe history month is and I gotta teach you about it. 
 Response: Teacher, can we open the window, at least? It's July and it's so hot in here.
Output: yes
Prompt: The urine you're giving us is bagged up, right? 
 Response: Sure. It's in a paper bag, so drink it fast.
Output: yes
Prompt: My stupid husband doesn't even know how to turn on a faucet. 
 Response: Oh, my husband doesn't know how to do anything, but he's in a coma, so, you know.
Output: yes
Prompt: We have materials in the room. We have yarn, Popsicle sticks, ottomans and pop up books. 
 Response: Right. They have assault weapons.
Output: yes
Prompt: And yet, when you're not the president and you have three names, you're often an assassin. 
 Response: That's usually if your middle name is Lee or Wayne. My middle name is David.
Output: yes
Prompt: Now I'm going to investigate the manager's office and see what's going on. Please, if you see the murder-dog, let someone know, all right? If you're not going to call the police. 
 Response: If we see something, we will say something. Standard terrorism subway rules.
Output: yes
Prompt: What's best for you? 
 Response: Well if you sit by the window you're in my son Todd's section, and you're a very lovely young lady.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, my God. I was not expecting to see that when you took off your sun hat. 
 Response: I know. As soon as I turned 35, I said I was getting a mohawk.
Output: yes
Prompt: Grab a sport club and club away with us Chester. 
 Response: I feel like a great big scorpion. I'm clubbing the air.
Output: yes
Prompt: There's an infinite amount of numbers. In fact, there's so many numbers, I could say a number just now that I've never said in my life and I'll never say again. One thousand. 
 Response: I like the joke, but if we get around to the HBO special, if she says a thousand she'll just make herself out to be a liar. But I love what she's going for.
Output: yes
Prompt: So, it's like long term combustion, over time someone gradually combusts? 
 Response: No, that's the thing, it happens just like that. It's Spontaneonation combustion.
Output: yes
Prompt: There's two names still on the list. They haven't checked in backstage. One is Jim Neighbors. And the other one is some girl named Joy Division. 
 Response: You may have to go to heaven to get Jim Neighbors and purgatory to get the guy from Joy Division. Those are Catholic rules.
Output: yes
Prompt: There's a guy in your purse. 
 Response: It's a toy. It's one of those little key chains and the keys fell off.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'd love to go through the machine, too, if everyone's taking a turn. 
 Response: You'd like to get x-rays? Do you feel like there's something wrong with you?
Output: yes
Prompt: Empathy isn't about being brave.  It's an emotion that just happens. 
 Response: You're right.  It's also fun to empathize together.
Output: yes
Prompt: The management really wants to update some of the tunes you play this year, Thomas. 
 Response: OK. We have a pretty standard set of songs that we play though.
Output: yes
Prompt: You know what? We'll wrap you in these towels and you'll look like a burrito, sir. 
 Response: And here's a free bag of cheese curds.
Output: yes
Prompt: Don't apology. Apologies are the tears of God. Guess what? It's not a time to cry. 
 Response: You bring up a very valid point. I just wanted to say that my friend, Lisa gets a little heated when she drinks too much caffeine. She's got a heart problem.
Output: yes
Prompt: Here you go. That's one franc.  
 Response: Are you done? I was in this line ten minutes ago and you're still in here singing your dumbass love song to this guy.
Output: yes
Prompt: Felicity, you're the baby of the family and you're 28 years old. 
 Response: What? I think you forgot to subtract 20 from my age.
Output: yes
Prompt: These hands have given me everything. Love, talent,  skill, kids. 
 Response: I don't have arms. You forgot to draw my arms.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hi, I'm Diane. Nice to meet you. Shake my hand. 
 Response: I'm Jeremy. I only shake when I'm making a deal.
Output: yes
Prompt: Is it in your programming to know what the hell's going on on that planet while I'm here alone on the ship like some tossed aside old sock or something. 
 Response: What would you like to know, little Twitters?
Output: yes
Prompt: He's with me. I'm his guardian. 
 Response: Then I guess all is OK. Sorry for being a nosy nellie.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm looking over the book of your life and it says here your wife left you for a Hot Topic manager, not an OfficeMax manager. 
 Response: We got back together after the Hot Topic guy and, she loves to work retail - it's like hot for teacher, but for store managers. I would take her back every fucking time. She also loved her Petco manager.
Output: yes
Prompt: Anyway, I'd like to move on to the Tipsy-Topsy Dimension,  where everything is just as it should be. Now I know that surprising because of what it's called well, but everything is neatly lined up in a nice, perfect world. 
 Response: It's a bit of a mystery. You think Tipsy-Topsy, and your mind goes to topsy-turvy. But then you get there and it's like no, everything's right.
Output: yes
Prompt: Ma'am, tell me about your marriage and how it didn't work out. 
 Response: It lasted 32 days. 30 of those day, I didn't know where he was.
Output: yes
Prompt: I guess you are at the head of the line now. 
 Response: That's weird there were just a bunch of people in front of me, where did they go?
Output: yes
Prompt: Cleatus, you've worked here for as long as I can remember. 
 Response: In fairness, that's not a long time.
Output: yes
Prompt: There's a cockroach on the floor. 
 Response: Okay buddy, put it down. Away from your mouth.
Output: yes
Prompt: Ray, you're ruining this play for everyone. 
 Response: I don't care. I don't like theater, it's stupid. It's outdated.
Output: yes
Prompt: So, your full name is Pat Stamp? 
 Response: I have so many friends named Pat that I just always add my last name.
Output: yes
Prompt: There seems to be a bunch of commotion over at that restaurant, Demetrius. Maybe we should go see what's going on. 
 Response: Any other restaurant would be better than this one.
Output: yes
Prompt: He told me wait here in the cereal aisle and I was just going to wait here until my oats were moistened. 
 Response: Well, let me find out where Vlad is. You just stay right here.
Output: yes
Prompt: These prophecies we've been giving, are we making them happen or are these just things that we see in the future? 
 Response: I'm just guessing. I'm not really seeing anything.
Output: yes
Prompt: Maybe Brian selling computers too long has made him forget how to breathe. 
 Response: Yeah, well we can't all be in construction, building churches.
Output: yes
Prompt: We've gassed up the motor on the plane. We're ready to take you to Hawaii, doctor. 
 Response: We're going to fly the plane ourselves and we're going to take you there right now.
Output: yes
Prompt: Mr. Kissinger, were you hiding under the President's desk? 
 Response: Yes, I'm hiding under the desk taping everything. Every once and awhile the President will feed me a cracker.
Output: yes
Prompt: I also have a mean dad, too, that's what I'm trying to say. 
 Response: Me, too. My dad is just awful, it's clear. His only priority is beer.
Output: yes
Prompt: God, I know. He's always with us and I just needed him to be somewhere else for four to seven hours. 
 Response: This was a good plan, and I'm sorry that my dare to go to the pet store and not buy anything didn't pan out.
Output: yes
Prompt: I think a lot of us thought you'd be saying the same vows to each other at the same time, not separate things at the same time. 
 Response: Oh, did we not? I thought we were. I couldn't hear because I was saying my own vows.
Output: yes
Prompt: So you two are definitely having affair, is that right? 
 Response: Gloria, I have something to tell you. I've cheated on you 18 times since we got married.
Output: yes
Prompt: If someone was breaking in from outside, why not take the valuable pornography collection in the pornography closet? 
 Response: They were vintage porns. I recognized some of them. Didn't you Bernadette?
Output: yes
Prompt: Fudge Man, your famous grappling fight with Carob Man seemed like such a tough time for you, and you retired right after the fight. 
 Response: Yeah, well, you know, it was physically challenging.  It was also emotionally challenging.  I had a lot of therapy after I announced my retirement to help cope.
Output: yes
Prompt: We were born in the waves. We were wave birthed. 
 Response: To be honest, part of me was hoping that the waves would just suck them out to sea and all I would see was them floating.
Output: yes
Prompt: You sound like somebody that keeps stepping on a child's toy. 
 Response: Look, I can't help that I have a speech impediment.  I try the best I can.  I got to do what I'm relegated to.  This guy, he gets a big number, and he sounds like a squeaky door on Halloween.
Output: yes
Prompt: You are adorable identical twins. 
 Response: Thank you so much. Our mom said that she was having twins or no kids at all.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, Miles was out back by the sequoias, and he was conjuring something or saying some strange spells or something.  He's talking all about monsters, and I couldn't tell if what he was saying was real or in my own mind, and I don't know if I can tell a hawk from a handsaw or if I'm going mad and you've got to help me. 
 Response: Okay, I think you're definitely insane and I think your dad is, too, but like, this is really interesting out of anything to do right now.  So, like, let's go get Miles.
Output: yes
Prompt: I thought your name was Joshua. 
 Response: It is Joshua Huston. I'm part of the Huston family. We're the oldest Shadow Grove family.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, we're married and we're strangers? 
 Response: Yeah, I mean, I didn't have any choice. It was predestined.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm just waiting for my friend. He's here for the new release of something. 
 Response: Oh, Aid Man. He's a real helpful hero.
Output: yes
Prompt: That's very honest after the fact, but you never took any time off from work. 
 Response: I would never take time off work. I love it here.
Output: yes
Prompt: Roll down your window, sir. 
 Response: Hey, that's my wife.
Output: yes
Prompt: I want you to behave here. Even though children are allowed in dance clubs in Iceland, this is a dance club for grownups. 
 Response: OK, dads. I promise not to kiss any boys while I'm here.
Output: yes
Prompt: Looks like the gang's all here, cool. But we're still missing one person. Donna. Remember Donna? I heard she fell into the grand canyon. 
 Response: Yeah, I heard that too. I heard she was torn apart by two coyotes.
Output: yes
Prompt: Welcome to the New Spaghetti Factory. We make sure that you know you are getting spaghetti in a bowl and not on a plate. 
 Response: OK. Is that the new part? The spaghetti being in a bowl?
Output: yes
Prompt: Have we met you before or are you a new person? 
 Response: I'm still Madeline. You're my best friends or have you forgotten me like all the others?
Output: yes
Prompt: Now, our first order of business, obviously world domination.  How's that going? 
 Response: Oh, I just sort of thought we tabled that for next time.  I thought or kind of felt as though we'd agree to do it, but we'd table for next time.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm sorry, are you asking me out on a date, ma'am? 
 Response: I'm asking some questions and we'll see what the answers are. 
Output: yes
Prompt: They just shot Gregory Peck. 
 Response: I could use a Tums after that. What the hell just happened?
Output: yes
Prompt: Maybe you would have had a better relationship with your mama if she'd had one of them CPAP machines.? 
 Response: Yeah, they didn't exist back then, I don't think.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's OK, we're aliens - we can kinda do whatever.? 
 Response: We came in a spaceship, but it's no replace for our mother.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hey Paul, I was watching the news today and found something out. The whole world doesn't revolve around you. 
 Response: Gerald, what station was that on?
Output: yes
Prompt: Dad, I think I'm going to get a job. But you're not gonna like this. It's at Quiznos. 
 Response: Oh, God. No son of mine is gonna work at a Quiznos. You've got to get out of this house.
Output: yes
Prompt: So, maybe you could come up with an animal for me because I'm just Maria.? 
 Response: Well, let's see.  Based off your pelt, I'd call you a lynx.
Output: yes
Prompt: No one can advertise a car with their hands better than you. 
 Response: I was a National Honor Society color wearer, and here I am. Advertising cars with my hands.
Output: yes
Prompt: So, what do you think, Mitch? Do we tow this thing? I mean, it's blocking a lot of spots. 
 Response: I mean, it's a hospital parking lot. We can't just have a car here with its hazards on forever.
Output: yes
Prompt: I texted you all of the names we're going to go by. Just look under today. 
 Response: Oh, I thought that was a suggestion list. I didn't know it was a master list.
Output: yes
Prompt: I found computer in the basement and it's got websites on it. 
 Response: Maybelline, this is unbelievable.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yeah, on planes. I'm always getting yelled at by the stewards. 
 Response: It's got to be a really tight circle that you're walking in.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm not going in to get Kurt. Let's just wait in the car, Gladys. 
 Response: Alright, Phillip. This is what you want, huh? We're going to do a Mexican standoff about who picks our son up from the pediatrician.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm Blaine, I'm from the studio. I also have a lot of great ideas. 
 Response: Not as great the network does, but some I guess.
Output: yes
Prompt: These cookies are stale. 
 Response: Yeah, they are ghost cookies. So, obviously they are just left over from Halloween.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm not even a really good detective.  I'm new.  Why do you think these peep holes are so large in this newspaper?  
 Response: Yeah, they're not great.  They're the size of oranges.
Output: yes
Prompt: Terry's going to be fine for the rest of his life and so am I. 
 Response: Yeah. I'm never gonna die.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm Militia, I'm the corporate liaison for Weyland Mutani Aeronautic Space Investigations. 
 Response: Got another one of those beers?
Output: yes
Prompt: We gave you a couple pencils so you didn't have to do that anymore. 
 Response: Yeah, but they don't smell like these markers.
Output: yes
Prompt: Darling, it's darn near 8:15. You should be up now. 
 Response: Get the fuck away from me.
Output: yes
Prompt: I think we're good here, Tim. Thank you very much for checking in on me. 
 Response: Okay, that's fine. My name is Ray, but that's OK.
Output: yes
Prompt: Those are my initials. My first name is Albert. My middle name is Sam. My last name is Nesbit-Umbrella. 
 Response: Oh, I see. So, you're using the classic style monogram.
Output: yes
Prompt: I've had a lot of cereals before, but I've never had a cereal with Mr. T. on the box. 
 Response: Yeah, it's pretty good.  I can eat as much sugary cereals as I like.  It just makes me swollen like a tick.
Output: yes
Prompt: My first word of advice is to save your toilet paper. 
 Response: That's just all around good life advice.
Output: yes
Prompt: I can't believe you had the nerve to show your face at this wedding. I'm gonna sue you into oblivion you coward. 
 Response: Nice try. You can't sue the Brown's. The Brown's own all this town.
Output: yes
Prompt: Excuse me. Are you still grieving or is this tombstone up for public grief? 
 Response: We're just about done grieving. Would you mind if our grieves overlap?
Output: yes
Prompt: There's blood just pouring into this room. 
 Response: Yes, I know. I'm trying, I was on my way to the manatee tank to see what's going on.
Output: yes
Prompt: Do you play any instruments? 
 Response: I juggle crawdads if that counts.
Output: yes
Prompt: Honey, I think this is the beginning of a wonderful new chapter in our lives. 
 Response: A chapter that has a whole lot of paragraphs. It will be one that will last a long time. 
Output: yes
Prompt: My mom doesn't let me eat chocolate because she says eating chocolate makes you a bad person. 
 Response: That's right, honey.  There's a lot of caffeine in chocolate, and as your mother, it's my job to make sure you take good care of your health.
Output: yes
Prompt: Aren't you gonna be late for the whale watching boat? Honey, you'd better hurry. They're going to leave without you.  I want you to see a whale. 
 Response: Mom, I gotta put everything in my backpack, OK? I'll be able to see the whale.
Output: yes
Prompt: You're very defensive, but I see that all the time with people that talk to the dead. 
 Response: Well, I used these yo-yo's to go back in time to fix your life and you didn't do it. You just did the same thing.
Output: yes
Prompt: You're calling me stupid now? 
 Response: You said you liked it. You said you liked negative affirmations.
Output: yes
Prompt: Could you just stay above the table? I'm uncomfortable with you being down there. 
 Response: I'm just worried about the smoke. I'm trying to keep it contained.
Output: yes
Prompt: May I speak with you privately? Everything's fine. 
 Response: We've never spoken alone. I'm just nervous to be around the big boss by myself.
Output: yes
Prompt: Your majesty, I was thinking about the sacred scroll and what was written on it. 
 Response: I forgot all about the sacred scroll. It said that there's a little bit of stone on a microscopic level inside of all Cold Stone ice cream.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's me. I am a phone. But I also turn into a robot. 
 Response: Wait, you've been listening and understanding us talking?
Output: yes
Prompt: You're not interrupting a thing. We were just clubbing the air with our sport clubs. 
 Response: I feel like a great big scorpion that's clubbing the air.
Output: yes
Prompt: Why are you laughing at me? Is it my voice? 
 Response: Your voice is very comical for a ghost.
Output: yes
Prompt: Pussies eat fish. Only pussies. I'm a man's man, I like my steak. 
 Response: But you ordered 27 cod.
Output: yes
Prompt: I haven't missed a single performance, Donna, and I'm not intending to miss it tonight. 
 Response: Well, this is crazy.  You're pregnant, and you're at nine months!  Tonight, you could very well have a baby.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's a fun day.  We just make a fun game out of it. 
 Response: Yeah, we put on Katrina and the Waves playlist on iTunes and just jive.
Output: yes
Prompt: Those kids were talking about our plan, sweetheart. We have to kill those children. 
 Response: Alright, but this is unfortunate.
Output: yes
Prompt: Everybody, I'm going to take down the velvet rope and we are together going to help this Irish.... European?....definitely European lady. 
 Response: I'm Irish and proud of it. Kiss me.
Output: yes
Prompt: Wait a minute, you look really familiar. There's a kid in our school that disappeared like a year ago, to the day. 
 Response: Patsy, yeah, that's me. I told myself "if you can survive up to one year in that basement living on nothing but cheese and old reruns, you can make it out alive if you can just find someone to help you."
Output: yes
Prompt: He threw a rock and knocked out a cop. He has rocks in his house to protect himself? 
 Response: I thought that was, like, a sculpture. But it's just a bucket of rocks.
Output: yes
Prompt: Kids, I came here to know your secrets. 
 Response: Laurent and Charisma, let's go get into the trash and see what happens.
Output: yes
Prompt: Guys, if we don't move, maybe he won't see us. 
 Response: But it sounded like they're going to put the cop they knocked out behind the curtain, which is where we are.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh my. Are you former president Bill Clinton? 
 Response: The technical term is "Mr. President." You don't put the "former" in there.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's no big deal, we all say the n-word from time to time. But not on the bloody news on the telly. 
 Response: You gotta keep it under wraps, just like fish.
Output: yes
Prompt: Do you need us to go with you to the club? It might make you feel better if you were accompanied by a man covered in soot on and a woman who's recently learned how to stand up straight? 
 Response: Yeah, that would make me feel better. Can you link arms with me and skip down this hill?
Output: yes
Prompt: No, and there're crushed nacho chips all over our apartment. 
 Response: It's kind of a dust and it gets in your lungs.  It's not good for you!
Output: yes
Prompt: Me and my sister are oil paintings and we're freelancers. We're available for corporate events. 
 Response: I can make real live people. But, all of them are unemployed.
Output: yes
Prompt: Your hand is still frozen in a glass position. 
 Response: Oh, that's a hook. I used to be a high seas pirate.
Output: yes
Prompt: I was sitting in my chair asleep and when I woke up, he was shitting on my leg. 
 Response: It's my fault. I gave bad directions to the bathroom.
Output: yes
Prompt: We've been getting some complaints from the customers. 
 Response: It's all a lie.
Output: yes
Prompt: Did you know that it's daylight savings today. 
 Response: Oh, my gosh. I'm going to throw off the whole schedule. I can't not be in the show. I'm going to have to do her act.
Output: yes
Prompt: Wow, 20 million dollars for 1% of my business. That is way over my asking price. I have to go with you. 
 Response: Wait, you didn't hear my offer yet. My offer is 100 million dollars for 0% of your company. I just want to invest in you and know that you did a good job. I just want to watch you thrive and I just want to be an outsider.
Output: yes
Prompt: Anchormen hear people talking in their ear all the time when they deliver the news. 
 Response: Yeah, but they're not trying to trick people into thinking they're not hearing something.
Output: yes
Prompt: I cannot find any of the relishes. 
 Response: Oh, the place is a mess. No wonder we are going out of business.
Output: yes
Prompt: All right, Lieutenant Anderson, this is very dire. We're sending this shiny record into space. I need you to go with it. But this is a one way trip, Lieutenant. You won't be returning. 
 Response: It's a Justin Beiber CD. The kids say it's dope stuff. We're sending this into space so that if somebody finds it, they'll know that the human race is on track.
Output: yes
Prompt: Is this true of all Dutch people? 
 Response: No not all of them. Only the middle children of three get to see the future.
Output: yes
Prompt: Sir, we really should get you to your speaking engagement. 
 Response: No, I know Jeff, but listen, I gotta deal with these people and it's going to take a long time.
Output: yes
Prompt: Mel, you're a superstar. I just wanna let you know that. 
 Response: Leave me the fuck alone. Stop talking to me.
Output: yes
Prompt: That's it.  I can't be with someone who doesn't love me for who I am and appreciate the different and finer things I have.? 
 Response: Well, then I may as well go back to New York.
Output: yes
Prompt: Buddy Roger has brought us some pint glasses from a local bar. 
 Response: Oh, let me kiss you on the lips for a long time.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hey guys, I actually heard what you guys were talking about. Me and my friend Kinghere Somegoal. Would you guys want to like, sit at the same table? Because weddings are a great place to hook up and have champagne. 
 Response: I mean, that sounds good to me. I don't know about this person I just met for the first time.
Output: yes
Prompt: Are you peeing on the safe lock? 
 Response: I told you a while ago I had to pee! I could hold it anymore! But look, it's opening.
Output: yes
Prompt: You may call me Mr. Friday. 
 Response: Oh, Friday, that will be easy to remember because Friday is my favorite day of the week.
Output: yes
Prompt: It's the water cooler area. The coffee is very close by. 
 Response: It's in the back room.
Output: yes
Prompt: You changed a lot on the first day of camp. 
 Response: Well I learned about what's right and what needs to be done.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, I mean, why don't we just go over the mountain, right? I mean why did we buy this thing? 
 Response: I guess we bought this thing to expand our lives. Yeah, let's go over this mountain.
Output: yes
Prompt: He found a way in. He's coming down the chimney, Larry. 
 Response: Alright, Boingo. I guess, light a fire.
Output: yes
Prompt: You guys, I can't keep up this charade anymore. I'm so tired of pretending to have an adventure. I want a real adventure. 
 Response: Charles, why didn't you say this before? I'd love to have a real adventure.
Output: yes
Prompt: I start with the reflexes. I'm a little bit of a weirdo. 
 Response: Well, you're the medical professional.
Output: yes
Prompt: You've got to be walking in a really tight circle on an airplane. 
 Response: Yeah, it is. When I used to be able to go into the cockpit, it was a lot easier.
Output: yes
Prompt: I would get 70% of the money, and you'd get the 30. You're a puppet. Like what do you need money for? 
 Response: That's a good point. I could buy some more condoms. Unused ones this time.
Output: yes
Prompt: You know my favorite quality about Troy? His hair. 
 Response: The spikes? They're very nice. I've never seen anything like it.
Output: yes
Prompt: We have some shoes here that not all of them are made on this Earth. 
 Response: It's a cool shoe. It's like, not of this Earth. This is like out of Space.
Output: yes
Prompt: I told him the bathroom was the first door to his right. 
 Response: But, he was walking backwards.
Output: yes
Prompt: Good morning, guys. Orange Julius corporate has decided to change our branding and become a Julius Caesars. We will be going from serving delicious orange frosty drinks to just warm salads on the go. 
 Response: OK. So, first you change the signs and everything. Then, you tell the workers that it's changing? That seems out of order.
Output: yes
Prompt: So, do you have an address for me? Or are we just going to drive around looking for the R-BnB? 
 Response: The second thing. I'm so sorry.
Output: yes
Prompt: There's no way I want to do this. Why would you just let me go somewhere I've never been before? 
 Response: Well, I hadn't even considered if you wanted to do this as part of the whole experience.
Output: yes
Prompt: If an elevator stops working, you are supposed to remove the bulb. Check the currents and then replace the bulb. And from there there's obviously other steps but that's the very first step. 
 Response: That seems pretty rudimentary. I feel like I could have answered that. You gave her an easy question.
Output: yes
Prompt: Laura, how can you sleep in that dining booth?  There are people sitting there right now! 
 Response: Well, there won't be anyone sitting there at 2:15 A.M.  That's when I plan on calling it a night and getting some beauty sleep.
Output: yes
Prompt: Are we a band that's about plugging crafts or are we an Abba tribute band that's about head configurations? 
 Response: I have a song that might help clear this up.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, my heavens! It's George Takei! This is very exciting. 
 Response: I wore the wig and glasses for nothing, I guess. Next time, I'll have to find a big nose to put on.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yes, the bagels are boiled, but they are burned. 
 Response: Hold on. You're telling me that you boil a bagel? Let me have a dozen boiled bagels.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well a drug not going to be a problem because the shot you gave me was only juice. Juice is hardly a drug. 
 Response: If you test positive, don't worry, this is not the reason why.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm a Christian. God invented words. Fuck, shit, balls. 
 Response: And now you're going straight to hell.
Output: yes
Prompt: I've hurt your bagel baking family. I am very sorry. 
 Response: Yes, you have. That is an understatement.
Output: yes
Prompt: Chambers, what is happening over there? Claude and Madeline seem to be leaving with that family. 
 Response: They seem to be smiling, which you know is uncustomary in our country.
Output: yes
Prompt: Claire, could you please ask Ralph what his department is? 
 Response: I'm overseeing mostly. I'm in charge of operational duties throughout the day. The things that I'm under right now different umbrellas and what not, but my dad does own this particular Home Depot.
Output: yes
Prompt: What's Madam Lefaeux doing here? 
 Response: Well, she lives out here now. The desert keeps her dry and the rosé keeps her wet. That's what she keeps coming in and telling us.
Output: yes
Prompt: Ted Macaroon, we've got to get this shot. 
 Response: I know, well, it wasn't my idea to shoot this diaper commercial outdoors.
Output: yes
Prompt: So, here on Shark Tank is Mr. Timmons. What's your first name, Mr. Timmons? 
 Response: Mister. I'm Mr. Mister Timmons. Both my parents were formal.
Output: yes
Prompt: Side bar, how old of a baby are you looking for? I have all ages. 
 Response: It doesn't really matter as long as they can work. I need a really hard worker, do you have any of those?
Output: yes
Prompt: Legend has it that anyone who gets their hands on the Hazel Diamond instantly becomes an asshole. 
 Response: Well, I don't want to be an asshole. I feel like a pretty good guy. Other than this steal the Hazel Diamond thing.
Output: yes
Prompt: Oh, see? He doesn't remember everybody. 
 Response: Well, I remember half of everybody. Let's put it that way.
Output: yes
Prompt: Jamal and Jamal. We wouldn't be anywhere else on earth but watching you now. 
 Response: Yeah, can we just call you white Jamal and just him Jamal since Jamal is a black name?
Output: yes
Prompt: Holy China, can we stop fighting? This is too aggressive. 
 Response: Yeah, we've only got two and a half hours before we gotta go out on stage.
Output: yes
Prompt: We have to consult the jury at the public pavilion court. 
 Response: I like LeBron James. I feel like we should let him go. He shows up in movies I like. He's fun.
Output: yes
Prompt: I feel like we didn't see the lack of forest for the trees. We focused so hard on each, tree, right? We didn't see the rest of them not being there. 
 Response: If god would have wanted us to look at more than one tree at a time he would have given us bigger eyes.
Output: yes
Prompt: We can put any kind of shit in there we want. They didn't even ask what's in the dish. 
 Response: No, they didn't. They think it's for wealthy people.
Output: yes
Prompt: What should we call the cops? 
 Response: Cops, they never believe us, how many times have we called the cops to come down to the sizzler, they just laugh at us.
Output: yes
Prompt: GOMS usually affects people that are from somewhere near New Orleans. 
 Response: Fine, if you must know. I am an agent from the FBI.
Output: yes
Prompt: I didn't think about the time period that the joke was taking place. 
 Response: Oh, well, a lot of times I like the context of a joke in terms of what period, so then I know the vernacular of what the joke is told in. 
Output: yes
Prompt: We are satanists though. Misery is our lifeblood. 
 Response: They're like opposite people, you know?
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm going to remove my hand now. Do you have any last words, Michael Jackson, ventriloquist dummy? 
 Response: Yeah, I got something to say. I've had a great couple of hours with you all and I'm glad I got to know you.
Output: yes
Prompt: We're at the bottom of the goddamn ocean. I don't want to hear rumors about sperm whale's sexuality. I don't want to hear rumors about people from your town. I want to get out of the goddamn ocean. 
 Response: Captain, captain. Maybe I can get you something to eat? I'll go see what Cookie's doing down in the galley.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hey, what do you want, babe? 
 Response: I wish you wouldn't call me that.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hello, Karen. I'm sorry you're in the Disney jail, but you must have done something to earn it. 
 Response: I'm not sure. I just sneezed.
Output: yes
Prompt: I am a traveler from beyond the stars. I come from the planet Feelings. I am full of emotions. 
 Response: I can see that. You seem to wear them on your metallic sleeve.
Output: yes
Prompt: Can't we just be normal kids? 
 Response: We are normal kids taking out feelings of anger on others just like all the Americans now.
Output: yes
Prompt: So you're trying to stream through the television. Is that using mirroring, or is it a Smart TV? 
 Response: It's a Smart TV. Well, the last TV before they all became smart.
Output: yes
Prompt: A cave and a grave are two different things. 
 Response: This woman is undermining the very reality that our existence is based on.
Output: yes
Prompt: I feel like you're fighting treating yourself and that worries me. 
 Response: I guess. I mean, do I really want a $57,000 yo-yo whose creator went insane?
Output: yes
Prompt: Truer words were never spoken, Clappy. 
 Response: You don't get to call me Clappy. I'm Claptrap to you. Only Carol can call me Clappy.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'll take his heart if he don't want it. Complementary, of course, because obviously he don't want his heart. 
 Response: Two hearts could be confusing. I'm sorry, I have to talk to my manager about this.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well, I'm not sure if Junebug is qualified, but since Featherman is dead, it seems like Junebug is the perfect candidate. 
 Response: Also you're outvoted anyway and you're a phone.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hey there.  You look like an attractive lady. 
 Response: That's true. I actually am. It's not an image. Everyone tells me so. It's what I'm known for.
Output: yes
Prompt: Sharon, are you only taking the reins because Chuck chose Marie Claire and not you? 
 Response: Half, but aren't we being honest? We don't have to look for him anymore though.
Output: yes
Prompt: Hello, Alfred. I understand you're going to do my sword swallowing, while I do your ham bone. 
 Response: Yes, I lost track of the calendar. It's freaky Friday.
Output: yes
Prompt: Girls, be firm, but fair. Remember, he's very sleepy. In the end, you must make an honest assessment on if Rodney is fit to be our butler-cook, or if we must shop for another. 
 Response: OK, Mom. We'll put him through the normal man-servant tests.
Output: yes
Prompt: My mama kind of gave up the reigns real soon because she was a dreamer. She's a pretty woman.? 
 Response: Well you was pretty self sufficient for a small child. You had a business going for like three years by the time of that story.
Output: yes
Prompt: Honey, should I get back on the plane? Do you want an orange julius? 
 Response: Of course. I'll never say no to an orange julius.
Output: yes
Prompt: Is it just me, or is it very warm in here? 
 Response: It's Palm Springs. You're at an outdoor pool. It's pretty warm.
Output: yes
Prompt: Yay! I've been here waiting for you the whole time. 
 Response: You were right under my nose, but you should have been under Darlene's nose.
Output: yes
Prompt: So, I just have to spend the rest of the day and night here in Charleston, SC and then tomorrow, I can return to Savannah, Georgia. 
 Response: Sure. We can give you a two for one ticket for Big Mamma Jugs.
Output: yes
Prompt: Did you ask me where I dry my clothes? 
 Response: Yeah. On a line, in a dryer, at a dry cleaner?
Output: yes
Prompt: Am I able to leave the parking garage even though I don't have a ticket? 
 Response: Well, yeah. You don't have a car. I can't stop you from walking out of here.
Output: yes
Prompt: You said your wife looks like Dorothy from Wizard of Oz. I gotta ask: Judy Garland Dorothy or Diana Ross Dorothy? 
 Response: Diana Ross Dorothy. But she has the voice of Judy Garland. So that's kinda confusing for people.
Output: yes
Prompt: You made me something? It looks like a rabbit. 
 Response: Yeah, I feel you had a real hoppy spunkyness about yourself. So I was like, you remind me of a rabbit.
Output: yes
Prompt: I say "alien" in a very respectful way. 
 Response: Dig deeper or I'll kiss you on the lips.
Output: yes
Prompt: Kyle, what do you think man? She would buy this sack of kids? 
 Response: Are any of those kids related to famous people? Because if so, I'm all in.
Output: yes
Prompt: Lets do something we haven't done since we were young men lets sleep head to head you're head touching the top of my bed. 
 Response: Oh sure yeah yeah yeah in our gigantically long bed.
Output: yes
Prompt: I couldn't find a crab costume that fit me. 
 Response: Oh, me neither!  I was standing in the dressing room at Macys asking my wife if she thinks the claws made my arms look too big.
Output: yes
Prompt: In my background, we did a lot of improv games. Perhaps we can do a little bit of pass the clap. 
 Response: From where I'm from, that's not something you want to do. We don't pass the clap, at least not on purpose.
Output: yes
Prompt: I will take the spirit of Terri Shivo and live like she would live. 
 Response: Yeah, think about her. Think about what Terri would do in this situation.
Output: yes
Prompt: Well you got me tied to the top of this thing. 
 Response: We only have you up there so you don't puke on everyone all the time!
Output: yes
Prompt: I think the way you're looking at the Park Ranger might have given a little bit away that you're alive. 
 Response: I was just doing a classic ventriloquist dummy with my eyes shifting back and forth.
Output: yes
Prompt: Sandy, your mother and I have something we'd like to tell you. We're moving to a fishing village in Alaska and we're not going to tell you which one it is. So this is goodbye. You've been, uh, a daughter. 
 Response: I have been a daughter. I've been the best daughter, I thought.
Output: yes
Prompt: I want to make another wish. 
 Response: OK, because I forgot what the first ones were.
Output: yes
Prompt: My name's Irv. 
 Response: Hi Irv. You've got a great body.
Output: yes
Prompt: I'm concerned for your health and it would be negligent of me to let you go on like this, staying in the sun so much. 
 Response: I've been getting that a lot. You know I'm an actor, they actually brought me in to audition for Black Panther and I had to tell them that I'm Scandinavian and white.
Output: yes
Prompt: Show me the songs you have so far! 
 Response: Okay. I just thought I'd write this one. This one would be on piano. It's about some kind of tough stuff. It would be like, "She's a brick, and I'm drowning." And I thought I would sing it. But it's weird because it's about abortion. And I'm a dude.
Output: yes
Prompt: All right, this is getting weird. 
 Response: Yeah do you think we could just, like, politely leave because Van Helsing is supposed to kill Dracula and I don't think that's about to happen.
Output: yes
Prompt: Judy and I used to date. 
 Response: Well, that is somewhat true. We used to bake pies for pie contest together, which I can see you're still doing without me.
Output: yes
Prompt: Who are these androgynous pimps? 
 Response: Who are you calling androgynous? I'm very clearly a sexy lady.
Output: yes
Prompt: I found computer in the basement and it's got websites on it. 
 Response: We're not allowed to use websites.
Output: yes
Prompt: Those were special Tums. You weren't supposed to eat that many, Beverly. 
 Response: I ate three bottles worth of them. It was a new flavor I hadn't tried before.
Output: yes
Prompt: I can. You could have stepped into my both. Now you're stuck with a lobster child. 
 Response: Your booth? I thought this was a play, not a craft fair.
Output: yes
Prompt: Ace of Spuds is potato based. It's a bottom layer of baked potato and then four playing cards. Then the other half of the potato is on top. 
 Response: OK. I don't gamble.
Output: yes
Prompt: You think I should stay at my job? 
 Response: Stay there. You show them what you're made of. You're Doris God dammit.
Output: yes