niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Prompt: General, you have some sort of science fiction powers, don't you? 
 Response: I hate the Russians too. We got that in common.
Output: no
Prompt: You don't think doctors are real? 
 Response: OK. I love the, what do you call this, threshold? I can just hang out at the threshold.
Output: no
Prompt: I think I'm going to quit today. I can't be a price is right girl anymore. I want to move on to a different career path. 
 Response: I'm fully white. My friends call me white Jamal.
Output: no
Prompt: Poseidon's Delight? That sounds fantastic. He was a god, so it must be good. 
 Response: Well, doubt is a good thing sometimes. It pushes you to be stronger.
Output: no
Prompt: That's not a tapeworm. I promise. 
 Response: Catarina, these four people is a rush. We're having a rush right now.
Output: no
Prompt: Wait a second, you eat chicken?? 
 Response: So probably that's a better thing to say. Non-Swiss cheese.
Output: no
Prompt: What can we do? The people have spoken. They want digital photographs. They already exist and they've been using them for awhile. 
 Response: What happened when you were big that no one wanted you to be a nurse?
Output: no
Prompt: Girls, would you like to use our special bathroom? It's for employees only. I can take you in the back. 
 Response: Yeah, you have a cold. You're losing your voice a little bit from the cold. We got that.
Output: no
Prompt: You know you can backspace though, right? You know that you can delete words in your text? 
 Response: Our lives are so hard. I don't know if I should got to Ackbar or Mickey's. Isn't that hard?
Output: no
Prompt: I will use my skill and trade Dwight Howard to the Nuggets. 
 Response: Well of course it's ground glass. How else would I make glass grits?
Output: no
Prompt: Alright, folks. We are 3 Ashes and 2 Cinders and we need a suggestion for a place where people might work, like an Arby's or a Dairy Queen. 
 Response: That's certainly a generous offer. One word I didn't hear in there was comedy though. I respectfully decline the offer.
Output: no
Prompt: Can we review what the details of operation versatile are? 
 Response: I just wanted to know if you're still good with your sobriety. That's what I was asking.
Output: no
Prompt: Your honor, do I seem fucking drunk to you? 
 Response: This reminds me of the movie, Splash. Only instead of a beautiful mermaid,  it's a singing rat.
Output: no
Prompt: Are the magic tricks working, Jimmy? 
 Response: Yeah, even I can see that. And I'm a crackhead.
Output: no
Prompt: So an asteroid landed and that's how we got rid of the dinosaurs. 
 Response: You said everybody was cool. I'm not trying to pretend to be no child all day long. Let's get these doughnuts and get the hell out of here.
Output: no
Prompt: Was Robby the older Bernstein Bear that ran off to college that we never met? 
 Response: Are you ready to do it, there's going to be some splatter.
Output: no
Prompt: Who's out there, Tina? 
 Response: Because you're not the boss of me.
Output: no
Prompt: We were at the party, and would you believe it? I heard from across the room that what was going on behind them doors was that Cheryl was going crazy doing a jig all night long. 
 Response: That was taken out of context. I was quoting what I said to a boy last weekend.
Output: no
Prompt: I don't think any of us believe your snake story. 
 Response: Hey, you gave me one of your legs, so that's like a bond for life.
Output: no
Prompt: I told you I wasn't old. I have the spirit of a young lady. 
 Response: I should have stopped choking him and let him answer. That one's on me.
Output: no
Prompt: I was super close with Sandy but then, you know, she started other projects like Speed 2 and stuff like that. We just lost touch. 
 Response: Well of course he's alive. I'm keeping him well nourished.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm feeling really bitter right now. 
 Response: OK. Take it down a couple notches.
Output: no
Prompt: So, it's like how male and mail mean two different things? 
 Response: He's the most famous clown on this side of the tri-state area.
Output: no
Prompt: You look like a bionic person, but you don't have no skills. 
 Response: I'm helping this young lady. She needs a new toilet.
Output: no
Prompt: You weren't going to scam me out of any of my pimp fee now, were you? 
 Response: A lot of that comes from Auntie Cher. She takes a lot of pictures.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm a Muslim woman. Why would you think I was a man? What man is wearing a scarf wrapped around his head? 
 Response: Yeah, you can always find him. Just follow the cloud of smoke. He's like a carcinogenic Pigpen.
Output: no
Prompt: I like when Baskin Robbins just has three people in it and I know two of the people, and then I get to know the third. 
 Response: You should do stand-up hour. We need more women in stand-up.
Output: no
Prompt: Perhaps some day our paths will cross. Until that time, thank you for delivering these delicious bagels to my office. 
 Response: Well, yeah. What do you want to do with the bagels?
Output: no
Prompt: So you're back. Alright, sit down, we'll find you a new assignment. What goes on in that farmhouse? Every ghost we send there comes back 
 Response: You saying "craisins" made it move.
Output: no
Prompt: Okay, but, uh, you know this is the third honey Mario and Luigi have worked for you on.  You have had a lot of wives.? 
 Response: But, Maria, I just thought it'd be nice to call you by your name a little here and there.
Output: no
Prompt: Son, the time of rudeness in our world is over. There is no rude anymore. 
 Response: I'm allergic to them! There will be no crocuses on this farm.
Output: no
Prompt: Well Majorie, I think that's the best Rush show I've ever seen, eh? 
 Response: Look, I know those guys well from the Playboy Mansion. So I suppose I could.
Output: no
Prompt: You guys are going to want to take a moment and say a few words to your poster before I put it in the recycling bin. 
 Response: I am too. I think this was the smartest idea so we can both see the poster.
Output: no
Prompt: Margaret take us someplace. We want to go on a journey. 
 Response: We were leaving it open to just sort of enjoy whatever Death Valley threw at us.
Output: no
Prompt: You know what they say about dental conventions rules. 
 Response: What an annoyance.  I couldn't find a crab costume that fit me.
Output: no
Prompt: I can't do anything without the smoke smell getting on my nerves. 
 Response: Dad, you just take one off and then you put it on.
Output: no
Prompt: Hello, who are you, strange woman? 
 Response: Yeah, I mean, I didn't have any choice. It was predestined.
Output: no
Prompt: Do you have to wash those clothes before you give them back? 
 Response: I would love to do something before I go, like leave a lasting review.
Output: no
Prompt: What I mean is, it will be longer than a chapter. 
 Response: That's right. I always make sure my electricity is pumped all the way up when I'm driving past Shadow Grove.
Output: no
Prompt: Look it is.  It's the racist killer. 
 Response: It tells other males in the kitchen to get out of my way.
Output: no
Prompt: Tracy, what are you doing after graduation, after we leave here? 
 Response: Yeah, I printed it up on my home computer.
Output: no
Prompt: Do you think we did the right thing investing in this company? 
 Response: This is a school and I do appreciate this love that's happening, but if you could take it off the stage because the children are watching.
Output: no
Prompt: General, how would you know if Clint Eastwood can direct? 
 Response: I was eating lunch on the move because I'm like a shark.
Output: no
Prompt: Look at you two, Ma, Pa and Stan. We're finally a family. 
 Response: Oh, Midge, I have a feeling you're going to get to go in the ocean for a very long time. You'll like it so much, you won't want to leave.
Output: no
Prompt: Are those guys asking the babies questions, do they work in Limbo or are they other babies stuck in Limbo? 
 Response: But you know what criminal is worse? One that can criminalize and not be penalized for it. Like the TSA workers who stole my bag.
Output: no
Prompt: I never thought I would support this. But I am here to say good going! 
 Response: I'll step out too Michelle. This is me being aggressive. I'm going to step out.
Output: no
Prompt: It was Tim's cookie, but I asked if I could have it. He said yes and relinquished his rights to the cookie. 
 Response: It's called Strong and Wrong because you say what's wrong when you're strong.
Output: no
Prompt: Wow, look at this Marjorie. We're back stage at Rush! 
 Response: Yeah, but try to find a Canadian one so we can understand what he's saying.
Output: no
Prompt: I see that the bowls have pictures of bowls on them 
 Response: He tore their mustaches off!
Output: no
Prompt: Mr. Macaroon, we're losing light, we've got get this shot. 
 Response: Please, just help me down. I don't know how I got up here, there are zero stairs.
Output: no
Prompt: Is Mrs. Feathers the chicken a celebrity around here? 
 Response: I'm not surprised. That cook looked very committed to his work.
Output: no
Prompt: Who wouldn't want to be from here? This is the home to most of the places that a gator has killed someone in America. 
 Response: I put them on a piece of paper, but then the paper got sweaty. The ink ran down and it all became just a dot.
Output: no
Prompt: Perhaps I reacted a little bit harshly.? 
 Response: I don't know.  He's our boss, though, you know?
Output: no
Prompt: Donna, what is that wrapped gift you have in your hand? 
 Response: Wow, I was mad before, but I really respect a woman who's educated, so, congratulations Donna.
Output: no
Prompt: Cards on the table. I worry, because of my secret love for Meredith, that she's mixed up with a bad guy who is also Janice's husband perhaps. Or at the very least her baby daddy. So I want to expose this Jonathan. 
 Response: Yeah, you're in what we call a pear relationship. You know, it started great at the top and then got big and heavy at the bottom. All right, so you need to minimize that heaviness, all right? You need to just maybe slim it down, OK? Do you hear what I'm saying to you?
Output: no
Prompt: I thought I would try walking slow to see what it felt like, but I couldn't do it. 
 Response: But I mean, if I make a move and she's cool with it, you're cool with it - right? Let's just see how it plays, go with it.
Output: no
Prompt: Well, I never picked nobody up hitchhiking, neither. So we're doing it together. 
 Response: He's slowly going away. It's OK, you're with me.
Output: no
Prompt: Excuse me, Dr. Glitter. The nurses are going to roller skate out for lunch. Do you need anything? 
 Response: He could be, I hear about that happening all the time in this city. They look like real people but they don't know things, like what a tomato is.
Output: no
Prompt: If someone was breaking in from outside, why not take the valuable pornography collection in the pornography closet? 
 Response: I honestly had a hard time seeing some of the witnesses because I was sitted right behind your enormous hat.
Output: no
Prompt: Yeah, well, they can take my job, but they can't take my spirit. 
 Response: Well, it depends on how much you classify life support. I mean, he's had a ventilator for a while.
Output: no
Prompt: Here we are, behind the honesty tree. It's gotten bigger since last year. 
 Response: You can't leave the band. You're the backbone.
Output: no
Prompt: Uh-oh, he's putting on the gloves. He's touching the poached egg. 
 Response: There's not that many. Here's the thing, man. It just turns into a sea of noisy love. You know what I mean?
Output: no
Prompt: Oh, I'm sorry. This seat is taken. I already have a seat mate next to me. 
 Response: OK. Well, I shame easily, so let's pretend like only us know.
Output: no
Prompt: Well, for what it's worth, Rudy is a great guy. We used to work together. So, I hope you take that into account when you're judging him. 
 Response: OK. I am in a dark room and you're doing it. It's more comical than anything.
Output: no
Prompt: I think I'll go with a butter pecan breath. 
 Response: Art, your wish is my command. You will be a blue skinned alien.
Output: no
Prompt: Oh my god, Ralph's been transformed into a cat. 
 Response: That was Jesus.
Output: no
Prompt: So, re-icing is a thing? Because I've never heard of that before. 
 Response: That's FIA in a nutshell. They make everything easier.
Output: no
Prompt: So the big people gotta like the play? We better get to work or else you don't get to graduate. 
 Response: Done. I'll go start my research now.
Output: no
Prompt: Listen, meteor, us republicans need to get out of here. We have a big bus and we're going to head to the other side of the earth. 
 Response: You can't even include me, Wes Anderson style for the very end?
Output: no
Prompt: I mean, before anyone got this job, did you think that mail came to life after the post office closed? 
 Response: They can't see what happens here. All the mail comes alive!
Output: no
Prompt: You know, you've been in training for six months. Most people train for a week.  
 Response: He's collecting coozies in all 50 states.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm confused.  The air is really moist. 
 Response: Yes, it was.  It was like it had been heated and then frozen.
Output: no
Prompt: General, why are you so wealthy. 
 Response: I gotcha. I know what you're talking about. How many rockets do you want on there?
Output: no
Prompt: You are doing an errand for us, just to be clear. 
 Response: Our daddy-master is paging me. He wants me to return Amile.
Output: no
Prompt: Does Forest read helpful? 
 Response: Oh, Aid Man. He's a real helpful hero.
Output: no
Prompt: Take a right to enter Detroit, the city. 
 Response: That's nice, but you shouldn't have. You should have depended on the holy scripture.
Output: no
Prompt: This girl, Vera is just doing a Weird Al on it. 
 Response: Is there hazard pay for this?
Output: no
Prompt: Sir, can you back off please. You're right in my face. You're literally blocking the rest of the audience. 
 Response: Oh honey, get the camera!
Output: no
Prompt: Honey, this whole bar is going to miss you.  Danny, Pete, TJ, and Fudge Man. 
We're all going to miss you. 
 Response: Mom, I'm always proud of you, and Monster Brad doesn't stand a chance.  He's got a bum leg, and that's bound to trip him up when you give him a right hook.
Output: no
Prompt: Let me ask you this seriously. Have there actually been any negative effects of not having the Olympics? 
 Response: I'd forgotten what a cultural phenom that show became. Everybody Loves Suits.
Output: no
Prompt: Circuit City is almost out of business? Really? No one told me this. I just bought stock. 
 Response: It's just right. I want everyone to know that you're my child.
Output: no
Prompt: Do not go in there, it is rough. 
 Response: Hey, it shut him up, didn't it?
Output: no
Prompt: All right, I'll tell you who I am!  I'm the hotel detective for this hospital convention center. 
 Response: Especially if you're wearing a borrowed crab costume.
Output: no
Prompt: We're the same age though, my mom and me. We grew up together. It's weird. 
 Response: I thought it was fashionable, but secretly I was afraid it was awful.
Output: no
Prompt: Oh, sure. You're busy talking with other people. 
 Response: Yes, there's nothing I hate more than an accent that's just all over the place. You don't know which way to turn.
Output: no
Prompt: Welcome to Science Food, I'm your host, Marco and right now we're going to make bacon and eggs, but it's going to be like a steam. 
 Response: It was like a fruit roll up.
Output: no
Prompt: Hey, what's taking so long with my drink, man? I'm fucking dry, I'm starting to sober up over here. 
 Response: Are you just saying pussy while pointing to your vagina?
Output: no
Prompt: My mom would be really disappointed in me if I go to therapy. 
 Response: I don't know, my mom doesn't believe in therapy.
Output: no
Prompt: Hey, hey. Can I speak to you over here? 
 Response: Well, you're an employee. Could you be an ambassador for us?
Output: no
Prompt: Guys, I only have 15 minutes left to live. 
 Response: I don't know if I can handle it.
Output: no
Prompt: OK, he didn't a bad job on purpose. I'm sure. Right, Nooky? 
 Response: But if you can put it on top of me then I can move smoothly through this warehouse.
Output: no
Prompt: You're Candy Candy's daughter? 
 Response: It's always the woman's fault if their husband's not happy.
Output: no
Prompt: I am, how you say, this juice. It seems like a trap, no? 
 Response: You get to choose. But I would choose Russian National Anthem. It's, what you call it, a loophole.
Output: no
Prompt: I believe animals are equal with human. 
 Response: What do I look like, 411?
Output: no
Prompt: And I've got some jerky sticks in my front seat. 
 Response: I mean, that sounds good to me. I don't know about this person I just met for the first time.
Output: no
Prompt: Do you believe you're going to jail? Because you're going to jail. 
 Response: I think he was like a knight who turned into a villain, you know what I mean?
Output: no
Prompt: So I'll be back later. I'll bring my horse over and then we can all just have like a late play sesh. 
 Response: I'm doing great and really enjoying it. She's quite tall, Mr. Popple.
Output: no
Prompt: He pulled out the sword and he can talk. 
 Response: Something that's fishing and gambling would be good too because people are digging it.
Output: no
Prompt: I think this is Glorst, the disgraced German snow runner from the Pyongyang Olympics. 
 Response: I'm not familiar. I have not seen any movies, television shows, or music. I have seen no music in all of the time I have simply been training to be a snow runner. There has been no other life for me!
Output: no
Prompt: You know, a lot of people would say that the last place they want to be is the post office. But for you, it's the first place you want to be. 
 Response: It's almost like it's related to you or something.
Output: no
Prompt: Is it cold like it's supposed to be?? 
 Response: Oh, I just assumed the Lady of the Woods, it was going to be somebody that kills you or eats you.
Output: no
Prompt: This is going to be the greatest play of all time. 
 Response: I do.  Then, I say we take it to the stage tonight in our opening performance of Hamlet and, in the big sword duel, we'll use axes; poison-tipped axes.
Output: no
Prompt: You think you can follow sword swallowing success? 
 Response: I was going to get up on stage and do the ham bone.
Output: no
Prompt: Carol, you threw a glass against the wall and it broke into a million random pieces. 
 Response: Alright, I'm up for it if you are. It sounds kind of weird, but I'll try anything.
Output: no
Prompt: You have to smash the patriarchy if you're going to get anywhere. 
 Response: Well, that's the comics game. What are you going to do?
Output: no
Prompt: We never got that guy's name. 
 Response: Yes, I smelled it from a great distance. The static electricity charge in the air is unmistakable.
Output: no
Prompt: Hey, congrats. You became a lawyer so fast. 
 Response: I'm sorry... and where do I know you from?
Output: no
Prompt: It was my fault that I bought a used sextant. 
 Response: You're pretty loud for a quiet rat. I want you out of my fair right now.
Output: no
Prompt: So, I will tell you stories of my life and you will do something funny about those stories? 
 Response: That's right. We never did. We've met every year on the day since then.
Output: no
Prompt: Read the book. Why didn't you read the book? 
 Response: It is a dance club after all, and that is what the book proscribes.
Output: no
Prompt: That was literally a touching story because Jerry, who of course we're having officiate the wedding, touched us all to the point of discomfort. 
 Response: Excuse me, I'm also going to a funeral. I'm looking for a black shirt that says "I didn't know you well, you were my teacher and I didn't like you. But I feel sorry for you."
Output: no
Prompt: You grew up so big, Anna, but you still talk like a baby. 
 Response: Yes, when that fancy fellow comes into town and he says "She is the sheriff?" and everybody else uses contractions. That's how I learned contractions.
Output: no
Prompt: Toaster Strudel, we gotta find that rat. 
 Response: You know what, I don't think women should make jokes.
Output: no
Prompt: I got someone I want you to meet. Doris, could you come out here please? Doris, I have someone I'd like you to meet. 
 Response: Well, she established that she loved you by getting you cool voodoo presents.
Output: no
Prompt: Well, it does sound like that counseling paid off, but I will take that hot pink blanket. 
 Response: A 20 dollar bill will not suffice for the pizza that will fill the Well Drop Society.
Output: no
Prompt: You're acting exactly the same as you did on the boat. 
 Response: I haven't seen it. I have a real problem. I feel like people are going to be mad at me if I haven't seen it, so I say I've just seen parts of it. It usually coasts me through.
Output: no
Prompt: Maybe we should run you through the machine as well. That seems like potential depression, which we can see on an x-ray scan. 
 Response: No. Do a deep x-ray of my husband's skull and head.
Output: no
Prompt: Marlene can help you with your black shirt. She'll take you right over to our evening section. 
 Response: I just want to say that I'm a sociopath and all I care about is myself and my own fortunes. If there's a way that Melissa can be in a relationship and still maintain a successful business, I'd be OK with that.
Output: no
Prompt: If you step right up, I'll bet you that I can guess your wife's name. 
 Response: Darling, I wish I could say that wasn't a gigantic mistake.
Output: no
Prompt: You could literally just stand here for a minute at least and we could run. 
 Response: Yeah I'm afraid we are, maybe we can duke it out to decide things?
Output: no
Prompt: Hi President of the High Council. Did you hear me say that you can go penetrate yourself? 
 Response: I know. We really should have been more engaged in the process.
Output: no
Prompt: Well, Mama Bear, I didn't mention that I'm in a fundamentalist religion, where we can take more than one wife. 
 Response: Sure, I can do that. It might take some practice.
Output: no
Prompt: Wow, I just overheard that whole conversation you had with your parents. I also have a really strained relationship with my parents.  
 Response: Fine, I'll shadow Marie while she does this sale. Or attempts it.
Output: no
Prompt: You can eat all you want at the buffet in the hospital inside a convention center in Scottsdale, Arizona on the hottest day of the year and you can still sleep with anybody you want to. 
 Response: Oh, me neither!  I was standing in the dressing room at Macys asking my wife if she thinks the claws made my arms look too big.
Output: no
Prompt: Girls, I brought you to Van Nuys to sort of show you life outside of Malibu. But I feel like you're showing me a whole other world I had no idea existed. I mean, I went to cooking school and apparently suffer some kind of deep, instant narcolepsy. But my eyes are being open for the first time. 
 Response: And your prize was you became the king of the Sudan?
Output: no
Prompt: It's all about owning whatever you say, no matter how insanely wrong you might be. Doesn't that sound nice? 
 Response: I think it's safe to say Devin that you ate the winning numbers.
Output: no
Prompt: What has come over me, Josiah? 
 Response: Please don't say blood nut without consent.
Output: no
Prompt: It's so boring, it's like the song itself is asleep. 
 Response: This is why I'd like you to start. I have one kneecap that is an eyesore and I'd like it removed.
Output: no
Prompt: You used to go into the airplane cockpit? 
 Response: OK. I like that. I just said don't fall asleep. If we're already asleep when we're out there, that works.
Output: no
Prompt: Diane, you and I met some years ago when you had a different line of work. 
 Response: Well, it's better than not knowing, and I want to know.  I'm going to be brave.  You know why?  Because I've seen exactly one television show in my life.
Output: no
Prompt: Let's all move into the back room bathroom. 
 Response: I just need some attention for once in my life.
Output: no
Prompt: So, let me get this straight. I put a piece of paper in here, and then I can go somewhere else and the same piece of paper comes out over there? 
 Response: Can I say, you seem pretty outgoing for a hermit.
Output: no
Prompt: You think I'm offering you a ride when I say "do you want to go?" I'm going to kick your ass. 
 Response: I'm holding you back, Tony. I got your left arm.
Output: no
Prompt: Yeah, but Kiera became Cara and Andrea became Andraya.  They can do it, those losers, I can, too. 
 Response: Please, please.  I'll be over here if you have anymore questions.
Output: no
Prompt: Here's how you know the difference between Disney world and Disney Land. Disney World has Epcot Center and Disney Land got funnel cake. 
 Response: Yeah, you've always done it historically. I've got news for you buddy, it's not all about you.
Output: no
Prompt: Carol, are you telling me you have two different bodies? 
 Response: I'm sorry. Do we need to re-litigate this?
Output: no
Prompt: Is this like another world he comes from, where they sing on New Year's Eve? 
 Response: Yeah, that was like super scary and extremely sad. He killed a little girl.
Output: no
Prompt: Do you mind if I give your goat a name? 
 Response: Oh, yeah. What do you have in there?
Output: no
Prompt: I live just two blocks away, so it's not that far. 
 Response: Honey we just have a few more errands and we're going to run them, and then we will all move to America.
Output: no
Prompt: I gotta level with you. Bob, you're a nice person and I'm a secret shopper. I gotta report you for giving me the free apps. 
 Response: Mr. Buffett, Jimmy. Please, right this way. Have a seat.
Output: no
Prompt: What if I wanted to serve a manatee? 
 Response: Yeah, because we know exactly who you are.
Output: no
Prompt: Y'all went to go see a movie or something, didn't you? 
 Response: Yeah! I believe you now. I believe you now, Tim.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm happy to show you what's behind the curtain. As you can see, it's just not nuts back here. It's all matter of things. 
 Response: Well, I guess your son will have to do it.
Output: no
Prompt: Is Willow the Whisp like a ghost? 
 Response: Of course, that makes perfect sense. Snakes love hands.
Output: no
Prompt: Every day you're going to recast the Lord of the Rings show? 
 Response: I know. Nobody likes him guys, but he's under contract. He'll be around for awhile.
Output: no
Prompt: I don't know what brought me here. Just a feeling, I guess, a gut feeling. 
 Response: So, she threatened to eat you and then you became friends. 
Output: no
Prompt: Since you have no veins on the upper part of your body, when your heart pumps blood, what's the route it takes? 
 Response: Yes, I'm afraid of the buttons on you're outfit. They're from France.
Output: no
Prompt: She is doing it again. We're gonna have to call Mr. Madison. 
 Response: A looking mirror sounds like a thing a pervert has.
Output: no
Prompt: I do have a talent. I can yodel. Backwards. Did you want me to do it for you? 
 Response: You're right. This hat is not good.
Output: no
Prompt: No, I don't think I'm jealous about it.  I mean, like, it's probably, like, perfect casting or whatever. 
 Response: We're going to make a big, thick suit.
Output: no
Prompt: Hey, you guys. I've seen a lot of shows here. 
 Response: Oh yeah, I remember nothing happening. Like nothing negative, I mean.
Output: no
Prompt: And that's why you make us whisper into a tablespoon I'm sorry for every dish we serve here. 
 Response: Mr. Denny, they were all dull and stuff.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm ready to go to heaven if you guys are. 
 Response: Drunk lady behind the pillar is having stroke. That is a literal description of what is going on at the back of this room.
Output: no
Prompt: It's important that the two of you are blindfolded when we do the roll off, so there's no visual influence on the dice. 
 Response: Robert, this is why I said to put the room under my name because we didn't want to go through this.
Output: no
Prompt: I thought people in Florida always just acted like it wasn't happening. 
 Response: Most of them are so dumb.
Output: no
Prompt: Oh, absolutely.  We can defer the boat to go around the storms, but it's going to take longer to get to, uh, Venice.? 
 Response: I told you, it's a co dependent relationship.
Output: no
Prompt: Can I just tell you how many times I've had a dinner party and I've made soup incorrectly? I'll never make that mistake again thanks to you. 
 Response: Too fat. Their sausages are too fat in Germany.
Output: no
Prompt: Here's the mop. You shouldn't spill water like that. I was in the kitchen getting the mop. 
 Response: Well, here at Houston's, we're family.
Output: no
Prompt: Well, you keep that detached leg really close to you and give it a little hug. 
 Response: I know!  Those hangers are the worst!  We had over two dozen hanger returns just this past week!
Output: no
Prompt: Brent's dad, where did Brent and the girls go? We're locked in the Disney vault. 
 Response: OK. Can we keep the white gloves though? My hands are always cold.
Output: no
Prompt: No peppers on that. And you guys have those new mushrooms, yeah? 
 Response: Sir, I'm sorry, we're just having a little difficulty at the front of the line. Please stand by one of the misters and it will at least get you a little damp.
Output: no
Prompt: Supposed is a word that we really look down on. Like a present you expect on a holiday that doesn't exist, but is marked on the calendar and you get half pay when going to work on that day. 
 Response: That sword had some kind of aluminum in it that healed the wounds. I'm OK.
Output: no
Prompt: He just listed all the margaritias by memory. He's really great. 
 Response: I know, Tim. What am I gonna do? I feel like I'm on the verge of freaking out every time these people come in here.
Output: no
Prompt: Mr. churro man, do you know the lady? 
 Response: Sounds good to me. Now I don't have to run away anymore.
Output: no
Prompt: What a well spoken little child. 
 Response: I see they have a bucket. It's a sundry bucket. There's crabs, and potatoes, and a crab or two. It's like a clam bake but in a restaurant.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm engaged in such horror right now. Your boner already broke through your suit. 
 Response: Well, if we had any water we could inject him with some of this freeze dried medicine.
Output: no
Prompt: You know, I feel like our priorities are out of whack. We're at the bottom of the ocean. I let you not refer to me as Captain, which is completely non-protocol. And we're updating Facebook profiles when we should be getting to the top of the ocean. 
 Response: I mean, I don't want anyone to know about my weird eyelashes. OK, so I'm in.
Output: no
Prompt: Mortals, it is I , the angel Jake. 
 Response: I think that's a monsoon, you guys.
Output: no
Prompt: Mr. Carl Simmons, let me ask you a question. What do you regard as an optimal temperature for a cold storage facility for a bunch of dead chicken?? 
 Response: I was going to ask the chicken what it thought of me because my momma never told me what she thought of me. She always said "If you get a chicken to like you, that means you're something."
Output: no
Prompt: Hey, Linus, you haven't got up to sing yet. Don't tell my you didn't put your name in there? 
 Response: If god would have wanted us to look at more than one tree at a time he would have given us bigger eyes.
Output: no
Prompt: You know, I always thought it was cruel that your wife said you gotta make a choice. It's either you set up a hospital suite in her home for a dog who's gonna die anyway, or I leave. 
 Response: Hey, you gotta get it back and reattach it. That prosthetic has been in the mouth of too many pups.
Output: no
Prompt: Is it made from real rat fur? 
 Response: Well, you are 17 and a half and you shouldn't be wearing kids pajamas anymore, they look absolutely ridiculous.
Output: no
Prompt: Raven, I want to be a parrot. 
 Response: We wish you luck in your quest, but we just want to go back into the darkness and watch TV.
Output: no
Prompt: Last but not least, a retinal scan. Only a true hazel eye can open the safe. 
 Response: Let's ask her some riddles!
Output: no
Prompt: What about Captain Planet? Are you guys friends? 
 Response: OK. Please explain shock deafness to the court.
Output: no
Prompt: A dad is supposed to teach you how to drive a stick. That's what dad is for. I mean, it's like 75% of what a dad is for. 
 Response: Okay, take it easy. Chaz, how are you doing in the middle?
Output: no
Prompt: Time to eat more fuckin' meat. 
 Response: But not on the bloody news on the telly.
Output: no
Prompt: Pussies eat fish. Only pussies. I'm a man's man, I like my steak. 
 Response: No, I'm just very intuitive. Tina taught me so much in her acting classes.
Output: no
Prompt: Looks like you need a friend, Kurt. 
 Response: Yeah, I'm here to interview. I didn't bring my kids. I don't want them to get sick.
Output: no
Prompt: All right, I'll give you the supplies. But my dad, he almost always gets money upfront. 
 Response: Of course it is, like Little Egg. The citizens walk around with peanut shells and it's Easter all year long.
Output: no
Prompt: Mary's on the mend now. 
 Response: He did. He tried out for the NBA and of course you have to be a certain age to get into the NBA, so that didn't happen. But, he did start his own basketball league.
Output: no
Prompt: You don't want Doris at home. She's a terrible burden. 
 Response: It's a way for people to stay connected to the past.
Output: no
Prompt: We're having a problem at the firehouse. None of us can remember how we got to the upper levels of the firehouse. We can only remember when we go down. This is probably something that happens in the workplace. 
 Response: But, I am one. You tell me every day.
Output: no
Prompt: You want to be an au pair? How is that different from a nanny? 
 Response: They're dilated, but it's from cocaine and maple syrup, not fear.
Output: no
Prompt: Briff, are you telling me, you're exercising your leading man prerogative? 
 Response: But, they have a problem with that but not me killing myself for a dude?  They think it's cool that a preteen is just throwing her life away for some D?  No.  Nay, I say.  At least pregnant, she's real.  At least she's a feminist.
Output: no
Prompt: Fraufrick. Listen, I tell you what. If you gave us that book, the novelization of Exile on Main Street signed by former representative Barney Frank I think we could probably call it even. 
 Response: So that's what I'm saying, it's another day we're just gonna let him, just stay here for free.
Output: no
Prompt: What's the hold up? This session was supposed to start an hour ago. 
 Response: All right, I'll try it the other way around, but I don't like my chances, y'all.
Output: no
Prompt: That's a really cool bike. 
 Response: I'm a foe a little bit longer, but then I'll be a friend.
Output: no
Prompt: His collection is only Nickelback. He followed them around on tour. 
 Response: Me either, Martin. I'm hungry and I don't want to buy food. So I came to this corn maze because that seemed like the quickest way to get free food.
Output: no
Prompt: I can help you be your best self. I can tell from the fur on your flannel that you live with some furry creatures. 
 Response: I did. I had braces and I had head gear. I had to wear the head gear to school and I was brutally bullied.
Output: no
Prompt: Koreans think cereal is hilarious. That's a stereotype of that region. 
 Response: Thank you. I hate to love him and I love to hate him.
Output: no
Prompt: I'm here at the dentist's office because I eat too much Turkish Delight ice cream. 
 Response: It's true.  You know, we work in these little air conditioned rooms all day just looking into people's mouths, being disgusted by what we find in there, and scolding them.
Output: no
Prompt: Would you like me to go out and come back in? 
 Response: Yeah, we were just by the water. She came out of the water.
Output: no
Prompt: There's a young fellow around the park right now walking around getting on every water ride out there. The guy with the super absorbent shirt. 
 Response: I smell funnel cake. I'm at Disney Land.
Output: no
Prompt: Today we have a very special show for you. 
 Response: You don't have a bad side, I'll tell you that.
Output: no
Prompt: It looks like you've got a dead donkey in my chair next to you. That's what we call them when they die. We call them donkeys. I know it's a man. 
 Response: Yeah, I don't know what he's doing in the poor bathroom. He's sitting with the rich people.
Output: no
Prompt: It is with great sadness that I take this mound of dirt and bury my dog underneath it. Oh, my God. He's moving. 
 Response: We can't meet them on their level. We have to drag them onto ours.
Output: no
Prompt: There's nothing on the 14th floor except for a door that leads to stairs. You can only go down to the 13th floor. 
 Response: Yeah, It's easy to say that now.
Output: no
Prompt: Dad, your balls, your balls are showing. 
 Response: As soon as we get out of jail.
Output: no
Prompt: Perhaps your argument would be better if you softened it with one of your famous references. 
 Response: Lot of jokes in that movie, even though it's a very sad story.
Output: no
Prompt: Steve Accountant does wonders with crown work. 
 Response: Christmas has come early this December.
Output: no
Prompt: I had three dogs. One at the other two. He tried to get me, but he got my husband, may he rest. I'm single, is what I'm getting at. 
 Response: Oh i see, yeah, you can hang it right on the rat fur coat hook on the wall there, it's just for rat furred coats.
Output: no
Prompt: Well, you know who you have to please is Mary Sue. 
 Response: What's that? You need to go to the bathroom? I don't have time to talk to you. I gotta go around and tell everyone that we have ten minutes until the Grand Ole Opry starts.
Output: no
Prompt: Oh, I thought you were a mobster. You've got a real strong Italian look to you. 
 Response: Oh, my god. Edward Scissorbubbles. That's so old.
Output: no
Prompt: Here's a seat that just opened up, honey. 
 Response: Yeah, we're just the only ones talking to you.
Output: no
Prompt: Rita, that's so forward. I'll have sex with you if you want. Were you looking at me, or? 
 Response: Oh, Caroline. So sorry. I should have said that as soon as we got in here.
Output: no