niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
I noticed them flying, but thought what was really distinctive about these kids is their enthusiasm.
Output: I was definitely struck by their flying ability. I haven't seen that before.
Can you turn me up in the headphone, Nathan?
Output: I'm sorry, Jonathan, I was just looking at a text.
Do you have a roll of film or a memory card with your photos?
Output: Yes, I have a roll of film. Let me rummage through my purse. Oh, sorry, there's a pair of underwear.
What are you in the market for? Is it an engagement ring? Is it a tennis bracelet?
Output: Well, that depends. Do you have to know how to play tennis to wear a tennis bracelet?
I think we overstepped out bounds. These guys are celebrities.
Output: I think we understepped our bounds. I think we should barge in there and talk to Scarcrest and we find out what's going on.
You should have just told your daughter that the internet is only for the army and the phone company.
Output: I tried that, but at school she was told differently. Boy, they tell them everything at school.
Thanks so much for having me. I'm so glad I won the lottery, where I get to attend a celebrities funeral.
Output: Well, certainly. We're glad to have you here. This is your program and you'll sit in the front row with the family.
How is anything going to go to charity when all 7,000 copies of Aid Man are now stolen.
Output: Why are those bags with the dollar signs looking bulgy and much larger than they were before?
Did he mention any footnotes?
Output: It seemed like he was speaking in italics a couple times.
That explains all the turkey basters in mom's bedroom.
Output: They were anniversary gifts. I thought she collected them. I got her one from all fifty states.
Cynthia, your horse is here! Who is riding on it?
Output: It's another horse!  It's your talking horse friend.
You  know what, Hillary? I'm a little hungry myself.
Output: It's true. The smell of my molten flesh mixed with the barbecue sauce on your hat is really working up an appetite.
You like my shirt? It's called the Soakmaster.
Output: Can I be honest with you? I don't like it. You seem to be absorbing a lot of the water in the park.
I'm new to the family. So this song will be new to me, but I'll try to keep up.
Output: If you get it wrong, we'll kick you out.
Your terrarium is here.
Output: OK, thanks. Just put it, uh, by the fireplace.
Mrs. Polly, I'm very sorry, I was unable to get the twitter handle that you wanted. Someone already has @JeggyPopo
Output: I'm hurling my stapler at you. Get the hell out of my office.
Well, I think we learned a real good lesson here.
Output: If you stumble blind and fall into situations, sometimes that situation can be a big suitcase full of money.
I don't think you understand, Trista. This puppet is never going back in that box.
Output: Yeah, it's a symbol of hate and it doesn't belong in a museum.
Aww, I can't get enough. It's so good, Chef Pierre.
Output: Oh, Terry. It's my first day and I've already found a favorite student, haven't I? I'm gonna kiss ya in my mind.
Sir, did you have fun on the maze?
Output: Why, yes I did. I feel like I've almost relived this moment before.
The dolphins are here! Grab onto a dolphin!
Output: I'm grabbing onto one. He's slippery!
That's my kid up there.
Output: Could you put your shadow down? I can't see the shade.
Why don't we open all the walls and let everyone out.
Output: Yeah, we tried. We gave this labyrinth our best effort.
Everything that you took from me all those years ago goes back to me.
Output: It's true. Mr. Tummy visited yesterday and he said to put him in our will. We were laughing and I had had a Zima, so I put him in the will.
The mosquitoes here in Miami are driving me crazy.
Output: We call them the state bird.
Marie, you're the oldest. So you're up. Carl, you're on backup.
Output: Fine, I'll shadow Marie while she does this sale. Or attempts it.
Well, you know, I'm not getting any younger and I thought my eyes were failing me.
Output: None of us are getting any younger. None of us are Dorian Gray.
Madeline, it's always a pleasure to see you here at our gym.
Output: Oh, thank you. You know, I never break a sweat and that's the way I like it.
Wine tasting should be the least pretentious, most comfortable, casual place in the world. I'm putting on airs. I"m embarrassed, sir.
Output: People just want to unwind. They want to take their fucking shoes off.
Yeah, it's just the two of us. Frank and myself.
Output: Well, it's nice to make your acquaintance. I brought a ton of coins.
Hello, child. Would you like to hear the good word of Jesus Christ?
Output: Yes, please. You're talking to me, right? There's nobody else here.
Hold on, y'all think you're in the book or the movie Eat, Pray, Love?
Output: The movie, obviously. We didn't read the book. Who reads? No one.
Teddy Roosevelt, you're a vine superstar?
Output: Yeah, I'm a vine superstar. A lot of people don't know a lot about my past. So, now I'm just kicking it.
I'm gonna tell you boys something. I've been in the chicken business nigh on 75 years.?
Output: You're a legend. You're the youngest person ever.
He said I can go fudge myself, he doesn't need this ship. Because he's a five year old who doesn't know how to swear.
Output: I don't curse. I'm a Christian.
Hello? What is this place?
Output: This place is really just an inconvenient hallway.
When Madeline comes in, I need you to ask her if it's OK if you can spray a little fake sweat on her just in case the President decides to send troops in.
Output: They're talking about martial law.
This molly is just kicking in real hard.
Output: Cadet, have yourself a bottle of water and grab that pacifier.
Briff, you've crazy macho energy is off the charts tonight!
Output: I'm just pretty pumped.  Uh, quick question.  Uh, does anyone else have a problem with the way Cynthia looks?
Excuse me, is there something going on between you two?
Output: How dare you. We are working here as coworkers. We are just on break.
You know those little tiny ponies that help people out? They give them little sneakers and I thought it looked pretty cool.
Output: They sound wonderful. I've never left Alabama.
It's a novelization of Exile on Main Street. With the song like this is his favorite ? . The musical parts are typed out.
Output: I've never seen anything like this in my life.  It's gotta be extremely valuable. Yeah. Who is it signed by?
Where are we? Is this the future?
Output: Yeah, it's the future. I just told you this is where we were going.
We should put this to a vote. Officer, would you mind getting us a pad of paper and a pencil so we can make secret ballots and vote on this?
Output: Um, OK. I was going that way anyway.
Hey, I'll pay for these drinks, Art.
Output: Aw, that's nice of you Rudy.
I can dislodge my jaw like a python. You're about to watch something you've probably never seen before. I'm going to swallow my own brother.
Output: I feel like I should try and run away, but I'm just interested to see if this happens.
I wake up. The alarm clock goes off. I roll over and look at it. I'm up there. When I wake up every day, I'm already up there.
Output: Same for me. I unhook my gravity boots. I drop down.
She's 172 years old. Why is she still working at The Price is Right?
Output: Because Drew and the Ovaltine sponsor just really love Becky.
There is a note app on your phone. You can use it on your phone.
Output: 2019 isn't about electronic bullshit. Ya'll need to log out of life.
Oh shit, I can't drink orange juice anymore, I'm a ghost.
Output: I can't believe George Washington spilled my orange juice all over the floor.
OK, I would just like to buy something that I'm not going to eat. What would you recommend?
Output: I would get, well, we have party cakes.
If she was a hologram why did that plastic spider get caught on her sweater?
Output: I was thinking the same thing, I haven't thought about anything else since the revelation.
That'll be one thousand francs.
Output: For one thousand Pepsies? In Brussels they're 25p.
Mr. Chanderson, I have an idea. It might fix everything. If you devour your bother, if you could just hang on for a second, I'll get you back to the Disney water park and then I'll squeeze you. And then can dispel the water you absorbed from him. It'll be like that book the Five Chinese Brothers. Was it five?
Output: I'm willing to let you try that, and if it doesn't work don't feel bad. I'm leaving the park to you. I think of you like a son.
Let me ask you something. Do you ever regret marrying a human woman?
Output: Oh, absolutely not. Let's get close to kissing. But we can't, of course, because there would be a tremendous electrical charge that would kill me.
Andrew, congratulations. You've got yourself representation at Fantastic Sams Talent Agency
Output: Yeah, I just want some Captain Crunch. That's it. I don't get the big deal.
The local news reports are commenting on how incredibly strange for a high school to poltergeist in on itself.
Output: Are you talking about the movie poltergeist? I haven't seen that, so don't spoil it.
Thank you so much fro coming. I think we're going in a different in a different direction.
Output: Really? You know, you guys let Robert Downey Jr. act in the movie and I'm naturally tan and I went to Ms. Tina's acting school.
Are you going to buy a bowl bowl?
Output: I was thinking about it. We haven't really come to a price yet.
Mary, turn away from the mirror and look at me. I'm about to go do the news.
Output: Oh, you look great. That's a nice suit. Your face is very shiny. Have you been sweating this whole time?
I was a dumpster and pod realtor.  So, I just do containers, mostly.
Output: Oh, I guess I never looked at those billboards closely.
Ken, come clean. Are you a time traveler?
Output: Yeah, that's where I got all my gumption. They let me choose a personality trait.
Greg, you've got yourself a tummy ache. You're going to eat the ham sandwich.
Output: It's kind of like the discomfort I felt when dealing with the racist society of the south in the Academy Award winning film, To Kill a Mockingbird.
How big are the cops at the door? He sounds small.
Output: I know he sounds small, but he's actually a monster. I mean, he's big. He's a beast, maybe 6'4".
I know, I am front of house. But this guy wants chili dog and I know we are out of chili.
Output: Yordy, what do we always say? When there is no chili, we make chili.
I don't know what you're here to do, but don't pull that thread. If she says she's the lady, then keep it at that.
Output: Churro man, are you in danger? You can tell me. I'm a nun.
We've been saying you should quit your job, Doris.
Output: Yes, they work in  an office, but they have those voices that are terrible.
This is actually easier than I thought it would be to tell Dad how Mom feels. N-O-T R-I-G-H-T N-O-W M-A-Y-B-E she'll change her mind.
Output: I'm a lion. I can't spell. Let's try something else.
Yes, and I tell you, there's something might strange about it calling me father.. I did not program the artificial intelligence to do that.
Output: It was information I was born with. Father gave me life, thus, he shall be father.
And that's the big joke, isn't it? We all look like adorable little babies, but we've aged.
Output: Mentally. Physically, I'm a little fat baby.
Is Iris making this story up or is she reading it off of a teleprompter? What a skill that is.
Output: It really is. It's something I was born with. Let's just say that I have super human powers. My mom might have been a fairy.
I'm not James Patterson. My name is Frank. I'm the guy that yelled at you earlier. Do you not remember that? We were in the book depository.
Output: Oh yeah, I liked that. I don't care who you are, we can still write a book and it'll be better than anybody's.
I could get a room with multiple people I can go from room to room.
Output: And that doesn't make her a slut.
What a well spoken little child.
Output: That's right, that's my daughter. I teach her right.
My name is Murnice.
Output: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you because you were humming.
I feel so good now.
Output: Well, Dr. Phil, the piece of snack is out and you've made aviation history by landing that plane.
We're not going to sell caesar salads at Julius Caesar?
Output: We did some research on the caesar salad and it is too expensive to make.
My specialty is orthodontics.
Output: I do that procedure where you knock teeth out with a little hammer.
I feel such a sense of peace washing over me.
Output: That's good. Ricky, you're sort of shimmering. You're disappearing it.
Somebody has to be our Pa, Ma.
Output: Yeah, from what I know, if we're of woman born, we also have to be of man born.
Do you want to go? Somebody hold me back.
Output: No, I drove, I don't want to go. Please somebody hold Tony back.
In Big Egg Town, they're all eating each other for breakfast. It's a weird scene.
Output: It's called population control, father. And it's not a joke.
Oh, god, the way you just touched my hand is so disgusting to me. And you keep doing it.
Output: I can't, stop. You know. I can't stop, won't stop. What is it the kids are still not saying anymore?
Excuse me, sir, we're monogamous.
Output: No, you misunderstand. I'm taking you to jail. This guy's a wanted criminal. He ran a stop sign four years ago.
How come you haven't changed the plaque on your desk yet?
Output: They want all kinds of money for those. I mean, it's a ripoff. I'm just going to put tape over it and write Chief Inspector on it.
Hold on a second.  Denise, I am Script Supervisor.
Output: Okay, well I'm Prop Supervisor and that leaves me a lot of free time.
I heard they're going to have those little presidential debate meters as they watch the play.
Output: They will be hooked up to electrodes so they can't lie.
What if you opened up all the hot tub/coffins and let people hang out in them and watching the funeral/wedding from there.
Output: Whoa, this detestable creature has come up with one of the best ideas I think I've ever heard.
I know the Heimlich. Here, ma'am, I'll just put my hands around your waist.
Output: Stop touching her you foul alien-ghost.
I'm not a scientist, you know. I'm just single, I mean, a teacher.
Output: Wow, oh wow. That's noble, you know? There's not enough teachers, you know? So what grade do you teach?
Did you think about calling a plumber?
Output: I called a few and left some messages.
I'm just going to go to the dinner party by myself.
Output: You always go to dinner parties alone. Funny,  you have never gone home alone at the end of the night.
OK darling, here it is. How do you work this thing again. See, this is a Samsung.
Output: The lens cap, honey. Take it off the camera.
We were having a great time until two employees of this here miniature golf course said "those holes are broken, y'all can't play there." And they proceeded to sit down, criss-cross applesauce, and smoke cigarettes.
Output: That was taken out of context. I was quoting what I said to a boy last weekend.
He's drinking the Tim Burton caffeine soda that we had in the Universal Gift Shop.
Output: Oh, my god. Edward Scissorbubbles. That's so old.
Are you evaporating right now? You know, it looks like you're sort of dissolving or something.
Output: Well, I'm from lore. Which means I'm a mythical creature.
Mrs. White, what else to you draw veins on?
Output: I add veins to birds, trees, tortoises, my own hands and feet and legs.
I'm not that tall, that's true. I do play a mean guitar though.
Output: I'm over seven feet tall. That's the size we all were in the beginning of time.
Pardon my breath, I'm drinking gasoline.
Output: Aren't you the president of the camp?
Before you go, I want to give you something. This was a gift stolen by me from my father and I want to to give it to you. I thought there was no way this experience could ever be good for me, but, you know, it turns out it made me who I am today. Me.
Output: I'll put it in my backpack to take with me.
I'm sorry, sir. I feel like we got off on the wrong foot here. My name is Dale, what is your name?
Output: Chester Behemoth.
I think what Giovanni's trying to say is that the real legend of the baby man lives within each of us. He means something different to every person here.
Output: Yeah, like to me, the baby man represents having a lot of friends and hanging out with people and playing video games and stuff.
Mom and Dad, I only put you in this home and then lived with you in this home because I'm a mean, rotten, son.
Output: I don't even recognize you. You talk different. You walk different. It's like your hair's getting thicker.
I'd love to hear this. Go ahead, guy who's like three weeks old.
Output: Number one, I don't like your tone. Number two, I don't think you had to say that at all.
Yeah. My husband's dead. I'm honest about it. My husband died very recently.
Output: That's very honest after the fact, but you never took any time off from work.
Can you do it for our friend? She died 20 years ago, she's a huge fan. She can't rest until you give her a voicemail.
Output: I don't have a phone, but you can just talk into my champagne glass.
How could you do this on double coupon day? I just wanted to do a good job.
Output: Please, please, you're wonderful employees. Please, have some medals.
Mmhm. I gotta separate the two. I got my party haircut. Business in the front, personal in the back. It has a secret message shave into it that only you can read if we're hang out, not on the clock.
Output: She only turns her back on people when she hangs out with them personally.
Mr. Brown, you took these kids to a bird sanctuary that didn't have any birds in it.
Output: Right, i didn't get permission slips signed.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, Dr. You scratch our back, we'll scratch yours. The teeth can't be that bad.
Output: It's beyond my capability to repair these teeth at this point and I'm tired.
So, you watched your Mom perish in an accident. It seems so triggering to be here.
Output: Well, I'm here still collecting evidence to file a wrongful death lawsuit.
Janice, if I were heartless, would I be here?
Output: Are you saying that you still love me?
Steve, let's button up a few more buttons on that shirt.
Output: Oh, come on. People like it.
Your blimp hat actually does have a little burner in it and you can lift yourself off the ground?
Output: Very slightly. See, just like an inch. It's more of a hover.
Let's take a break by the end cap here. Let's just get to know each other. Do you have a dog?
Output: I had three. One ate the other two.
Nail polish, are you hanging in there? How are you doing?
Output: The light is going out. My insides are seeping out.
We can't afford a Budino.
Output: But everyone should have a Budino at least twice a year.
I was just walking through the seasonal aisle and I noticed that you have fall leaves garland, but not fall leaves wreaths.
Output: Oh, right. You looking for the garland or the wreaths? I forgot what you said.
Well, another year has passed. Here we are to meet with out friends.
Output: I'm not ready. After last summer, after all that happened. I'm not over it yet.
I'm a beautiful mind over here.
Output: I know. And the wall cleaning department has requested that you stop writing on fucking everything.
This is their 50th anniversary, but it's their 50th first anniversary. They've gotten divorced and remarried every year for the last 50 years. 
Output: They are very good and efficient at paperwork.
JoJo, you fell on hard times?
Output: I have.  Well, things haven't been as good as the Poltergeist years; ever since Poltergeist.  You get type-casted and you start drinking and then your husband leaves you.
I am a corporate liaison for Weyland Mutani Aeronautics Space Investigation.
Output: So you must know all about the '80's cocaine thing that you're trying to get going again? 'Cause Weyland Mutani is largely a cocaine distributor.
Stop right there, it's me Rookie. I've become part of the artificial intelligence. I've de-latched the hinges. You're free.
Output: Get out of the way, then. Don't stand there marveling.
Well, I think you're a stupid pants.
Output: Janice, you wouldn't know what the weather was doing if it rained on top of your head, which it did today.
I do have to move on to the next town, I can't stay here forever in Chicago. Not a big jazz town. 
Output: All right, well, I understand, but you're welcome back anytime.
Also, you have to prove that you kept a frog alive for six months.
Output: OK, well, there's some dead frog legs in the freezer, I suppose I can re-animate them.
Oh my god, that man just stole a book.
Output: Oh, security just caught them. They beat the shit out of him and then they shot him.
Everyone knows you're a performer. You're one of the most popular performers here at the park. Everyone loves Colonial Sargent.
Output: Yeah, I'm the biggest attraction within all of the southeast corner of this lot.
It's like the future becomes the past, but the past was the future.
Output: Oh, that's what was burnt on the poem! Those were the missing words.
Would one of you escort me outside? Would you abide?
Output: Felicity, I think this is your chance.
Roger, before you go, I want to say that it was great to see you again. You were always a good friend to me in high school. Thank you for believing in me.
Output: Maybe in heaven, I'll get to read one of your poems. I've been putting it off until I had some free time.
You know what's funny. We invented religion. An imperfect people created an imperfect world.
Output: But, you're God, right?
Excuse me, what is going on here? Why are you wearing a Santa Claus costume? It's June.
Output: That just means I'm keeping the Christmas Spirit in my heart 365.
It seems like you two might know each other, Barb.
Output: I'm her husband, you brash man, throwing your machismo around. You have to respect your elders.
Spin these fidget spinners around. They definitely are not haunted.
Output: I'll take these. All of these and the golden bell in the corner.
How many do you think are still human?
Output: It's hard to tell. The one keeps screaming and the other one's voice already sounded like that, so it's hard to tell.
So they let Steven Tyler off because he scatted like an old Blues man?
Output: Yeah, the court reporter couldn't figure out what he was saying, so everything was invalid. It was a landmark case, I guess.
You all have a news show to produce out there and I have a time villain to arrest.
Output: Right. I can tell you that he's disguised as Mary, my make-up lady, who is also disguised as various things. She's got a gorilla mask on and a Superman costume.
It's true. I love getting letters and postcards.
Output: It's a dying art, you know? Everybody's on the Twitter now with the hashtags.
Look at you two, Ma, Pa and Stan. We're finally a family.
Output: Yes, I think we need to get away from the ocean. Go somewhere far away from here.
Hello my friend, Robot Pinkerton.
Output: We call him Pinky because we don't like him.
Okay, buddy. Now I know your mom is only leaving me with you for the weekend, but I figured that we could get some sandwiches at Quiznos and then check out the world's fair.
Output: Ok, but I'm also supposed to do my homework, and I'm also supposed to have my medicine, and I'm also supposed to facetime with Aunt Susie.
Nice meeting you, Patsy.
Output: It was great meeting you, Sasha. I hope you two are happy together.
Mr. Two Horses, we'll meet you in our store, we just need to have to have a family member with the newest member of our family, Targin Firehead.
Output: OK, but if you don't come up with that extra nine dollars for shipping, I don't know what i'm gonna do with this picture of the crow.
Bye Jeremy, I hope I see you next summer.
Output: Bye, Diane.
First of all, sir, if you don't blow your nose, I swear to God.
Output: It's a real condition, and I apologize.
Sometimes I feel a little telekinetic-y. Like I can move something with my mind. How about you, dear? Have any talents or skills or magical powers?
Output: I'm real good with picking out a good shelter animal.
I can't bring this piece of pizza in? It's a part of my act.
Output: You know, I used to be a producer on America's Got Talent. This is exactly how we found some of our greatest talent.
Gerald, it's been brought to my attention that you've submitted your talent as lawn edging. If you're unhappy with the way I'm keeping my lawn, I wish you would just say something and not demonstrate it in front of everyone.
Output: Hey Paul, I was watching the news today and found something out. The whole world doesn't revolve around you.
I can't help but notice that the other people in this town are not eating the doughnuts.
Output: Oh yeah, that is strange, isn't it? I mean, we're only new to town ourselves. I'm a single dad with a growing boy. We haven't had a chance to try them yet. But I wonder if there's something wrong with them now.
On one hand, I really do want to touch the sprinkles, but, I mean, it isn't cool for us to just stick our hands in the food.
Output: Oh, no worries.  I've got gloves.
Look, I'm near death, but my daughter isn't.  Take me.  Won't that be enough for you, Mr. Denny?
Output: Yes, my mother has typhus.  She has typhoid fever from eating peach melba from someone that made it and was famous for it.
Bobby, I hate to say it, but I think you're better off.  That was, like, a monologue.  I don't even feel like she was listening to anything you had to say.
Output: No, and there're crushed nacho chips all over our apartment.
Look at that girl up there. I think she's going to come in. She's really pretty.
Output: Oh boy, she's talking to Disney Dan out there. He's so handsome.
This jerk's going to marry food!
Output: Good one, Roger. Good one. I think you should order her into the shed.
Lunch is at the same time.
Output: I know. I just got to take lunch fifteen minutes earlier because my hip is killing me.
I'm in the band as well, Alex Lifeson.
Output: I know, Neil Peart.
And I was born in the USA but mama and papa's accents are so contagious I sound just like them.
Output: Just like your pet tapeworm.
Stan, you're saying the marketing could be improved.
Output: Yeah, we need better marketing. We should put out more fliers and maybe have a better presence online.
That was the happiest moment of my life when I was falling in a towel in a grimy hallway with pictures of dudes on Mazaratis on the walls.
Output: But, baby, don't you understand, the dudes on Mazaratis will still be there? It will still be that same happy time.
He's, you know, little boy age. Five.
Output: Well he's awfully big for age five.
Ryan Seacrest left with my manager. I'm Ryan Seacrest's manager.
Output: It's a double manager situation.
Honey, the gravy's on the stove.
Output: I'll say it is. Let's make a human child.
Your office is so well appointed, Mr. Thompson.
Output: Thank you very much. You probably notice that I have some new fringe work.
Thanks for checking to see if I was OK.
Output: Oh, sorry, I'm not a CPA.
I was cursed. I was a tiny Colombian child, who ventured into a garbage pile. Then I became a raven.
Output: You can become a raven? You can just change who you are? I want to be a parrot.
Can all rats sing or is it just you?
Output: All of us can. But, most of us decide not to.
Why?  What's wrong with me, do you think?
Output: Well, I think it's a combination of things.  Your father's fame and his wealth and the fact that he owns this town.  He's constantly battle Nick Nolte for celebrity status in this very small town.  I think you also don't have friends, and so creating one is just an offshoot of the frayed mental status, if you will.
Turn around for me right now. Let's see if I can see you.
Output: OK. So, just turn like this and look out the window?
I mean, I can talk to the dead. So it seems like I have something to offer at a seance. I also have a soothing voice.
Output: You do, it reminds me of Love Songs on the Coast.
Here's your milk.?
Output: Thank you very much.  Oh, I'm sorry, but is this proper milk?  Or is it Lactaid?  Because I have a problem with my digestive system.
I mean, I just never thought about that with the Dracula story, but there's a lot of blood that's mentioned.
Output: Yeah, I hope there's a hemophiliac joke somewhere in this.
Oh look, your buttons have only become larger since I last saw you.
Output: It is because I have, how you say, shrunk. I am smaller.
I don't understand why people are so hung up on names. Like if you only have one daughter, why can't she just be daughter? That's just who she is to me.
Output: Yeah, and it's like - you're my girlfriend, I'll call you sweetie or honey. Oh, no, I gotta call you Cecile or whatever, too?
Maybe the reason we're so curious about sex is because we never understood how you and dad did it.
Output: I taught you how it works. You urinate in someone's belly.
We're going to Greenwich Village, New York City?
Output: Yes, and we'll live an exciting life there.  Does that sound good to you?
I want to win this case against my dog. The judge is  Judy.
Output: OK. Consider it done. I'll fly there real quick.
Rudy, you've worked here longer than me. You're very shriveled and stooped and you can barely bring yourself to knock on the studio door.
Output: My daughter calls me God's question mark.
The acoustics in here are like the Vatican. This is so great.
Output: Oh, thank you. It's made of similar stone.
This is the bowl. The bowl holds water. Where does that water come from?
Output: Um, is this going to be on the test?
In the belly of the whale prophecy, they said a beautiful woman will sneeze and then she'll fall in love and then the whale will free its captives.
Output: I might be beautiful, but I'm not religious.
You're so masculine.  You're all man.  I mean, from the outside.  I don't know what you're like on the inside.  I didn't mean to get too personal.
Output: That's quite all right, Nancy.  No harm taken.  Now, let's see what's going on with Fasty.
That foam from the fire extinguisher reminds me of that wonderful salmon mousse that you did on the show 20 years ago.
Output: Oh, yeah. I made this beautiful salmon mousse that just looked like a puddle of spit.
You don't really have any medical training or anything?
Output: No, I just hand out forms for people to see and then I lead kids back to the examining rooms.
I'm gonna do it. Kids, I want you all to hold that putter. We all put our hands on top of each other's hands. We're going to have to remove his teeth first, or else the ball's never going to go in there.
Output: I want to do it! I'll do it!
Excuse me, sonny.
Output: Yes, how may I help at the grocery store?
Yeah, your hands look like ten waterfalls coming out of two big waterfalls.
Output: Two thunderclouds with lightening shooting out of them.
That's actually why I'm trying to come to this hospital. I cut my fingers up. I just need to make sure they're not infected.
Output: Oh my god, thanks for driving us. We didn't even notice that. Your hands are soaking with blood.
I didn't know Jason Biggs was such a tough guy.
Output: He's a spousal abuser.
Are you under a bit of a time crunch?
Output: I am, I've got a big meeting at nine.
I'm the biggest attraction within all of the southeast corner of this lot.
Output: He's even bigger than Brigadier Private, which actually isn't hard to do.
I don't know why you challenged me. I just watched what happened with the Richingtons and that's why I  made a comment about you being a slippery fellow.
Output: When you live your life the way I do, you're always looking over your shoulder.
You know what else is crazy? That kraut was my granddad. He got the pen and gave it to me.
Output: OK. This story is a lot less inspirational now.
I'm so glad your sister died before we got married.
Output: Oh, what a relief that was. It was such a relief. I remember seeing the light go out of her eyes and thinking "thank god that's over."
Wow, there's thirty olives in my martini.
Output: We do accept tips here in Iceland.
You're in the Port-o-Potty business, I would hope to see you spit out the word "crapping."
Output: Why are you being so modest about this? Human shit.
I know that you care about me, but I don't really like yogurt that much.
Output: I saw you eat it a bunch and I had those posters specially made.
I appreciate it, but I can't go because I'm your mom.
Output: You're my mother? I thought you were my sister this whole time.
Oh no, she's dying.
Output: I know the Heimlich. Here, ma'am, I'll just put my hands around your waist.
Curtis, I just wanted to talk to you about your business plan for this all night sushi.
Output: Yeah.  Yeah, it's going to be amazing.  So, people love sushi, and they love just hanging out chatting with friends.
I was just saying, what if we start with the hair? Start with the hair, get a little buzz. See if we get high.
Output: Does anyone know what it feels like to be on crack versus to smoke hair? Just so we know.
Junior isn't feeling well, can you call the vet for me and see if he can come take a look at him?
Output: I see four vets in the area. Which vet would you like?
Are you speaking of turkey?
Output: I'm speaking of turkey, turkey that's been basted, braised and fried four different ways.
Ana, I don't know how you found my home.
Output: I just saw a big house and I thought "well, people live in houses" and then I saw a sign that you needed a typist.
Just imagine you're in a dark room and you hear "heyyyyyy". 
Output: OK. I am in a dark room and you're doing it. It's more comical than anything.
The point of waiting until 2019 to choose a contest winner is that we still have 20-22 years to earn the $1 million dollars.
Output: OK. This is a sound business plan. Let's go. Let's put that ad in the Penny Saver.
I'm a little woozy in here. It smells strongly of nail polish in this purse.
Output: We've got to find a way to get this purse open so that the human can breathe again.
Donna, I'm just going to go strike out on my own, make my way out of Ohio, and see the country.  I need to experience what life has to offer.  I'm really going to miss you.
Output: Honey, this whole bar is going to miss you.  Danny, Pete, TJ, and Fudge Man. 
We're all going to miss you.
She has the theory that if you make good food, you will taste delicious.
Output: I mean, that make sense. I have to taste the good food, so it's in me. I gotta say no deal though.
Oh my god, did you hear that?
Output: That was Jesus.
Do you suffer from low voice bowel release? If so, send everything you got to the doctor's office. It will find me.
Output: As a witness and a bowel excreeter, I want to assure everyone that it is worth all the money in the world because this is a very uncomfortable mess.
I lost that part of my tongue that can taste a chive, so I don't taste it.
Output: You can feel it when it hits your tooth.
You guys didn't say the same thing as Edgar just said, about leaving and adopting kids.
Output: We were off on that, but we had the same sentiment.
Wow, you're a new student at our school? You seem so young.
Output: Thanks, I'm very young. I use Facebook every day.
It's really hard because we're trying to make more white friends. We thought we'd try to infiltrate your world. Short of going to a Patriots game, this seemed like the best option.
Output: I'm not that white. We're not Patriots white.
My Lord, your minion is disavowing your very existence.
Output: I know. I'm trying to tap onto the ceiling of this hell that we live in.
Look at this ghostly apparition in the drawer. It looks like my wife.
Output: Oh, she's gorgeous. You were a lucky man.
I'm Abraham Lincoln. If I could look at you with both of my eyes, you would be in trouble. I'm in profile.
Output: Yeah, you're a penny. You're a drawing on a penny.
You're saying I should go to London to find Trumpet Davis, make sure he's still playing jazz.
Output: Well, Rick, you deserve to be happy just like everybody else. I know you're in love with him.
Your Mr. Fortell! Your suit is impeccable.
Output: Thank you very much. I had it made in Italy.
I'm going to leave this think tank to come up with something that will put us on the map. I'm thinking a food or a sport.
Output: All right, OK. I mean, look, I don't know what you can come up in 1891. Everything has been invented already. So you go ahead and see what you can figure out.
Don't do the folded hands. That's the mistake a lot of people make.
Output: See, that's what I've been doing. I've been pleading.
I think this is Glorst, the disgraced German snow runner from the Pyongyang Olympics.
Output: They quit and stopped the Olympics totally after that. It was such a scandal.
Thank god, the elevator is working. That was scary. I think maybe it's just that the elevator is haunted.
Output: Oh that might be it? That's terrifying. We're still on it.
I can't believe it, Sandra Bullock is here! Sandra, did you get lost?
Output: I did, for the last twenty years. I know you guys have been having these reunions, but I wanted to wait for one that was special.
Yup. The place looked full. And everyone was drinking. They bought drinks.
Output: They did buy drinks. They seemed to have access to drinks that we don't actually sell here.
Why is there so much smoke around? Doesn't it seem like there's a lot of smoke around?
Output: I think that's the fog machine from when they announced the winner of the competition.
You know, I was hoping you could offer some consoling words to, uh, Cynthia, about being replaced by an understudy, but, uh, you're saying you never have been.
Output: I was never replaced!  I'm a ghost now, but I've never missed a performance!  Not once!  If you're a real actress, you won't either!  Now, let me get back to my stage song and dance.  They'll never stop me!
Yes, we like to role play. It's a role play we do that we just recognized each other for the first time.
Output: So even your awkward love making was a ruse!
Sir, sir, we found another one of those oat thieves. Strung 'em right up in the town square.
Output: I held the rope.
You made dad cry.
Output: Well, I hope to make you cry next!
Sorry these windows are so filthy, I wish we could see better. That's my fault. I'm supposed to to clean the windows.
Output: They do sell Windex here, it's a hardware store. They have everything.
I did it. I asked a guy out. I was amazing and I didn't even need the underwear.
Output: OK. Let me first of all let me just say that I'm sorry. That was bad on me. I didn't have faith that you would get a date.
I don't know.  He's our boss, though, you know??
Output: But, he said the honeymoon is cancelled.  We came all the way out here for nothing.
Colonial Sargent is even more popular than Brigadier Private.
Output: Oh, positively. That guys a clown. He's literally a clown. Did we find him at a circus or something?
Is there a lot of cholesterol heavy foods involved in touring with Primus.
Output: Hell no, it's celery, licorice and grapes. That's on the rider and on every tour bus and every venue.
Alright, Terry and Diane. I'm putting you two together and nobody else. I'll tell you where the first aid is because you're going to need it a lot, I can tell.
Output: If ever I'm wounded, I'm sure Terry will fix me.
I've worked here too long. I've seen too many people.
Output: Maybe it's time to move on. Maybe you don't want at Baskin Robins. You don't seem to have any supervision here, and you kicked everyone out of the store and locked the door.
Anyway, I'd love to hear more about you, Pampt. You're a hair model? That's so cool.
Output: Oh, it's just so-so. People take pictures of my hair, no big deal. Big fashions magazines.
I got a casper tail now. I was trying to keep it low profile, but I can't anymore.
Output: It looks great, too.
We killed them. Ever since she set their hair on fire and refused to put them out, they burned to their own melty deaths.
Output: Well, we're just going to keep that story from the publicist.
Let me play this last song.
Output: OK. And then I'll see you when you come back next week.
Wait a minute, there's a walk in freeze dryer right there.
Output: Are you suggesting we trap that giant cocaine fish inside the walk-in freeze dryer?
I don't know if we're able to have both foodstuffs and these photo developing chemicals in the same hut.
Output: I think that's why we're limited in our growth. You need to see this vision of putting two businesses together.
You just read that quote right off the wall.
Output: Yes, we have all these wonderful, inspirational sayings to just remind us that we need to connect with others, you know?
It's supposed to be heated up inside the facility.
Output: Yeah but the maintenance guy, Jack, fell in the furnace and they have to remove the body still.
Oh no, I spilled all this lemonade at the fair again.
Output: I'll take care of it with my bionic arm.
They're not letting scorpions into the club these days, are they?
Output: Oh, they keep trying, but we just won't have it on the board. We'll never admit a scorpion to this club.
This sandwich has a bottom layer of rye bread and then it's got ice berg lettuce.
Output: If you're looking for a good crunch.
The audience must think that our dads talking in the audience is part of the dialogue of the play.
Output: We gotta run with what's working. Dad! Hey dad?
A lot of the paint came off, too.
Output: Yeah, they're not supposed to be in the water.
What should we name this beautiful child?
Output: I feel as if he should have the name of an exalted status that everyone will bow down and respect him in the future.
This is just in drafts, can I please send? And I'll look at it on my phone.
Output: You're gonna do what you want to do anyway, so go ahead.
Why didn't you remember my name? Are you negging me?
Output: You have all those lines on your face. It makes it look leathery. I want to call you leather face.
I'm not sure in terms of implementation that would entail.
Output: Well, we would erase their memories.
Yeah, also, I follow all the big hair trades, and none of them are called International Hair or Global Hair. Those magazines that she mentioned don't exist.
Output: The closest one is Worldwide Hair. I'm a bit of a hair nut myself.
We'll never know what he wanted.
Output: I should have stopped choking him and let him answer. That one's on me.
Should we all hold hands while the world is destroyed?
Output: Well, I can't because of the yo-yo. It's a two handed trick, the destruction. But y'all can hold hands.
We've been having some complaints that you're running errands while you're on your beat. Doing people's laundry, picking up cakes for parties. Going into a video store. You're aware you're an office of the law?
Output: Yeah, you know, I am really bad at confrontation. If someone asks me to do something, it's hard for me to say no.
Your kids are reformed prisoners that asked to be in your family?
Output: One of them showed up at the door and I thought she was selling girl scout cookies.
Of course there's no Asian nominees. There's a nominee where a white person played an Asian.
Output: There's that crouching samurai show.
I thought that was the very last fair, five years ago. But I'm glad I was wrong.
Output: It was supposed to be. But it wasn't.
So, Tonya, are you having a good time?
Output: There's nothing I like more than being in a big room with all of these people.
Ow!  My titty!
Output: That's right!  I twisted it!
I'm the fairy again, wake up. Sorry, two nights in a row. I know I'm interrupting your sleep patterns.
Output: You know, I'm just someone who really needs eight hours.
Yes. I want to have sex with you.
Output: Don't worry, I can keep sperm down real easy.
Okay, Briff.  I guess I'm a little nervous.
Output: Don't be nervous.  Don't be a bitch.
I got someone I want you to meet. Doris, could you come out here please? Doris, I have someone I'd like you to meet.
Output: Oh boy, you have a friend. Hello!
Raven, you seem all over the place? What's wrong with you?
Output: I was cursed. I was a tiny Colombian child, who ventured into a garbage pile. Then I became a raven.
Oh my god, you're that professor of literature.
Output: All right, the jig is up. I wanted to take this class.
Guys, what are Katie and Blair doing here?
Output: I thought we could bring girlfriends.
Oh, you took the pin out there.
Output: Yeah, I did. So just keep holding that grenade.
I love to smoke. I will smoke forever. I can't wait to smoke again.
Output: Hey, as long as you're getting cigarettes for Brenner, why don't you get some for Bronson over here?
All I need is just another 20 minutes to finish up in the convention room.
Output: Okay, I'll just set these waters and cranberry juices on the table while you finish talking in there.
We were just voting to make Junebug to make the new owner of the warehouse, but you say no?
Output: Well, I'm not sure if Junebug is qualified, but since Featherman is dead, it seems like Junebug is the perfect candidate.
We're going to let the customer decide who he is actually purchasing the phone from.
Output: Oops, my button popped open.
Mom? Dad? There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you. I bought a boy.
Output: Hi. I'm Tom.
We're all gonna get fired. They ran out of LaCroix water.
Output: This is the LaCroix factory. What are we going to do if we don't have water?
Guys, when I said that I drowned 12 pianos, I was talking about Renzo Piano the architect. His family.
Output: Oh, I can't believe we didn't make that association. He's the most famous architect.
So, what do we do with this king guy? Should we terminate him?
Output: I think we just let him get hung out to dry and we pretend that nothing ever happened on our planet.
In order to get closeups of Clooney, they put some high end sushi behind the camera, so he would look at it and it would look like he's doing a close up.
Output: Sometimes, I heard that they would just put some food in his mouth and while he was chewing it, they would just sort of have words that they would dub in later on.
We were going to do it inside of this Baskin Robbins, but it seems like it's closed.
Output: There's a customer in there, but they're having a tête-à-tête of some kind.
This is my only paycheck, my only form of joy, Gayle. I shall never leave here.
Output: Oh, good. I'm not good at public speaking, Trista.
I don't know if you saw when you checked in here, we don't normally make accommodations, but there's a Trader Joe's about a block and a half away and I'm sure they have milk chocolate and strawberries.
Output: Do you guys have a hot plate that I could warm the chocolate up on?
Guys, we've got two hours and twenty five minutes 'til the show. Do you want me to go see if there's an exorcist in the crowd?
Output: Yeah, but try to find a Canadian one so we can understand what he's saying.
They make Pringles?
Output: Proctor and Gamble? Of course Proctor and Gamble makes Pringles. Once you pop you can't stop.
And when can our children expect their seventy six trombones, sir?
Output: Oh, in ten minutes. I'm going to scam that school.
How do you plan to get me back. What kind of prank do you plan to pull?
Output: Well, I always have one hand in my pocket and the other one's figuring it out.
Elaine, are you saying hello to the neighbors?
Output: I am, dear. Come meet the neighbors.
Yeah, and you know what's weird? I had the weirdest dream.
Output: Okay, well, I'll start talking about my dream, and then you talk about your dream, and we'll talk about them at the same time and we'll see if the dreams are similar. But they probably are not because we're two different people and we  have different brains.
Tapeworms just wreck havoc on your intestines.
Output: Yeah, they just steal nutrients but you still gain weight. It's really depressing.
I assume because of the language barrier she was trying to say her name very slowly and deliberately so that I would understand. But you think she's lying?
Output: It seems like it. I should probably kill her.
Yeah, at first I thought the man was just testing out his super absorbent shirt, but now it seems like he's trying to rub it in everyone's face.
Output: He is. Not only that, he's soaking up all of the water. I fear by the end of the day there won't be any water left on the water rides.
You're charging us with magic, and magic doesn't exist. So we don't believe you.
Output: Do you believe you're going to jail? Because you're going to jail.
Are you the American Baker? I've heard of you.
Output: Why, yes I am. Steve. People call me Steve. A little difficult to say "American Baker" all the time.
Jasmine the cow died because we had a human voice box implanted in her and it didn't quite take.
Output: You know, I also think she was stealing from us. It's so hard to find good help.
Mike, I need so much. I stand around in the dark all the time.
Output: Are you broken and you need fixing? I can do that.