niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
That's right. I remember I had a friend who was a ladle. Another friend was an egg timer.
Output: One of your friends was just one of those trays that hold silverware.
It's good to see you!  What've you been up to?
Output: Uh, well, I was sleeping, uh, most recently, and then you guys opened the lid and then it was like a rude awakening for me.
Phil, look by the riverbank. See that gator? He's like, gesturing to us with his head.
Output: I don't want us going anywhere near this gator. We're not going in and sleeping and swimming and doing god know's what with this gator. We're going to deal with the luggage trunks.
Listen Mary, Chuck doesn't know he's been replaced by a robotic camera. Mostly, he's just been holding my phone during the broadcast.
Output: I've noticed that. Is that why he's been pressing on it?
We don't have any money for you, sorry. Just passing through.
Output: I recognize you, you're that guy from the billboard. You're the guy who holds the cake.
It is in an insult to the church and to a woman.?
Output: Yeah, we are both good Catholics.  We both served in the Swiss Guard for many years before we bought this super yacht.
Wait, this guy's from Brazil, but he thinks you're a Brazilian princess?
Output: These guys are dumb like that.
There's this really awesome band called the Rabbit Hares and they love mixing all the styles.
Output: Mostly swing and ska.
Does that ever cause problems? You never fully fall asleep and you walk around in a circle with one eye open.
Output: Yeah, on planes. I'm always getting yelled at by the stewards.
You know, I want to get ahead in this business so I'll do whatever you say.
Output: Yeah, that's right you will, Art.
Why are you saying no? I haven't even touched you yet.
Output: I'm sorry. I'm just thinking of something. I have to go lay down. I've got one of my headaches.
Seriously, you could use a haircut.
Output: Probably could use a shave, too. I don't look too young for someone trying to play a five year old.
We haven't mapped the new drain out yet, kid. We don't know what might be in there.
Output: What could go wrong? You turn and you go and you find yourself there.
This is Carolyn, who is human.
Output: That's what the brochure said. From the agency.
What do you mean, I can't leave the parking garage? You have my car.
Output: Yeah, we're keeping it until you get your ticket.
Why do you think your marriage has been on a decline since the marriage?
Output: Well, I don't think I really wanted to be married. I think I just wanted to have a wedding. Maybe I should have just done that, found a gal who just wanted to have a wedding just like me, and we just did the wedding and then went out separate ways afterwards.
This pudding is called Budino. You're going to eat it.
Output: I want a new nanny.
You know, it's funny. I grew up in Naval Base and they always thought it was Tine.
Output: Naval Base, Indiana? That's where my wife went to school.
What if Lou were to go out as you and talk to the janitors. That way, they think they're talking to Ryan Seacrest.
Output: Really quickly, put some make up over the giant scar on my face before I go out there.
It's a small bag. There are two cats.
Output: Hey, that's enough cats to move a bag. Do they get anything to eat in there?
It's on me too. I'm not good with dates and remembering things.
Output: It's not like we've left you at a park or anything.
Well, I can steam a potato at home!
Output: We came to this theater to eat exotic foods and, admittedly, large quantities of roast beef.  Roast beef is a staple of our diet.
Evelyn, do you have your eye on any gentleman here at Sport Club?
Output: Any Orzaball will do, but this one's very close and somewhat good looking.
I believe in you I think you should run for dueling president.
Output: Are you serious that sounds amazing if I run then you are going to be my VP.
Well, I'm thinking that the probability that that might happen is probably the same amount as the probability that got us stranded under here anyway. So let's do it, huh?
Output: Sulu makes a lot of sense.
He's an asshole. No, no, he is. You can say it.
Output: But, yeah, I apologize. So that makes it OK.
Well, I was gonna pick out something, but it turns out all the jewelry here's cursed, baby.
Output: But baby, we're getting married in an hour and a half.
Yeah, you have really weird breath. I can't totally place it.
Output: It's Pirate's Booty, the popcorn snack.
Yes, in the story. He's got the manatee saying "You're delusional." Essentially. ?
Output: Yes, but he doesn't seem to be taking that in as Ronnie. Only as Darlene.
Which K-pop group do you like the most?
Output: Oh, yeah. I love K-pop, as in Kansas Pop.
Everyone backup. I'm about to do a push kick and then a back move and a dance.
Output: It's gonna look real cool, but then your face is gonna bleed.
Bonjorno, Prince Apasia. It is me, Roberto Munini. Please help me shine my Oscar.
Output: Hi, I'm Getcha Bemy. And I'm just a lady who likes to get it.
Ms. Sapsworth, I don't want to take off my skivvies. There's something under there I'm too ashamed to show. It's a little demon man. He lives in here.
Output: Well, I think I've got time for another exorcism. How about you?
OK, so what I'm getting from this, is there was a big protest about this new law?
Output: And you brought in a bunch of archers and shot everyone who disagreed with you.
Girls, let me ask you a question. What's it to be? Am I to keep your credit cards, or are you going to keep them because you don't trust me?
Output: How about this. Why don't we take the credit cards back, and you can come live with us?
I have so many experiences on any given day. I ride the bus a lot.
Output: Wow, you really are perfect for this job. Just make sure not to tell anybody because then you'll die in like ten minutes like I am right now.
Look at my pictures. That's Thomas Edison, right?
Output: That looks like another devil.
We need hats, there's gotta be hats for the penguin show.
Output: Guys, this is a bogus errand. I'll take care of all of this tomorrow.
Why are you so mad? I'm like five minutes late.
Output: Do you know what can happen in five minutes? We don't know what the traffic is going to be like here in the midwest.
I have got to get to the States. They have freedoms we have not even dreamed of here.
Output: That's right. You gotta do you, girl. Go to America and make us proud.
Your majesty, please forgive me for trying to get you to buy a ticket to the blimp.
Output: Look, I was trying to go incognito, which is why I put on these fake ears.
I didn't expect that to be a part of it, that the suit would look good.
Output: I feel beautiful.
He lives over in Beauterville. You'd have to get in a car to get to his house.
Output: Well, can you imagine such a trick? If god wanted us to be in cars he'd a put wheels on us.
Hey little lady, welcome to Beer Town. We're gonna throw beer in your face.
Output: And then we're gonna hit you in the head with balloons and make you wear a hat that says derogatory things about women.
Well, let me find out where Vlad is. You just stay right here in the cereal aisle. You don't move.
Output: I can't. My left side doesn't move anymore.
How's you heart doing, Lisa?
Output: It's fine. It's fine. Everything's going to be fine. My heart's not going to give me any problems if that's what you're thinking.
Janet, Mr. Commissioner, we just got the numbers from France, and they are huge. People are getting on planes by the dozens and they're coming over, and they are ready for the world's fair.
Output: Okay. I need you to get in touch with some hotels and make sure there are beds for bodies.
Rodney, do you think it's OK to give Tiptop my credit card?
Output: I don't know. Did you hear Tiptop say he used to own a business?
I didn't rent Amile from here either.
Output: Danielle, did you rent Amile or not? And now look me in the eye when you tell me.
Those were my jagged little pills.
Output: It's ironic, isn't it.
No kidding, you say it's your birthday? Let me go get Igor and Svetlana and Gregor.
Output: It's my 98th birthday. I eat yogurt every day. I was on television commercial.
This dating group is meant more that personality traits are opposite.
Output: Oh, well, I certainly think that this is good news. Opposite.
Wait. Why would you need to use a drill bit with a salad?
Output: You know, I'm shaking it up in the kitchen. In the bedroom and the kitchen, but I'm starting in the kitchen.
Wayne Lee, please, before I die, is the system guilty or innocent?
Output: The system? They didn't do a great job of pinpointing this murderer.
Ah, shoot. The cream's in the back room. The back room bathroom.
Output: Please, it's just a cry for attention. All she wants is someone to ask what her day is and how her marriage is going. I just think we should ignore her. Don't play into her pity party.
Hey, sick base tan Terry.
Output: Oh thanks. I love to lay out.
The veins on his balls kind of tell a story and look like a system of rivers. They are all flowing from mountains.
Output: Much like your ex-husbands face is sort of a map of the moon, this man's testicles sort of bring to mind this great nation's rivers.
Mrs. Pearl, is that your first name or your last name?
Output: I go by one name. So, it's my first name and my last name. Miss Pearl.
Garold, what do you think of that Evelyn? She's quite a pistol, isn't she?
Output: She's alright, I gotta tell ya. She's got a great back hand.
Night at the Museum is my grandson, Leonard's favorite movie.
Output: He sounds like a cool kid. I know that might not sound great coming from me.
I want that pen!
Output: You're not getting this pen. Not from me. Not while I got spit in my mouth and air in my brain.
Madeline, we need to stop being a gym and start being a fun boutique school.
Output: I can see it. I can see 30 cute mismatched chairs and someone knitted covers for them by hand.
Popcorn gives Art heartburn.
Output: OK, but this isn't for eating. It's just for stringing around the tree. I thought we could have some festivities.
Here are the results of our latest conference. We have concluded that humans feel it's inappropriate for young men and young women to have sleepovers together at your age, so unfortunately we must say no to your request.
Output: Whoa, that's the first time you guys have said no to anything I've asked for.
Hey, Dick.  Here's a newsflash.  We're cops, and we can do whatever we want.
Output: That's right.  Cincinnati PD, and you don't want us to take you to jail, because you'd never get out.
I wish you would stop asking about Chuck. You're married to me now.
Output: I know that, but he lives next door and the past is the past, but sometimes I just can't forget those nights we used to have together. Me and Chuck in the moonlight.
I know it's late, but the craft fair goes on until 6:00  pm. I can't leave here until 6:00 pm.
Output: I know. I just always have dinner ready at 4:30 pm and it's 4:45 pm, so I came over to the craft fair.
Do you mind if I move those Whopper boxes?
Output: Well, since I have y'all in my car, I've been testing out a pilot of my podcast. WhopperMac, you know, testing to see which Whopper is better than a Bic Mac and which Big Mac is better than the Whopper. From different McDonald's and Burger Kings from around the country.
Did you ever find out where you parents went after they abandoned you?
Output: I know they're in Alaska, I just don't know which fishing village in Alaska.
Look at them.  There's five ladies in five different outfits.?
Output: Technically, they're all the same character playing all different ages and different interpretations.
Calm down everybody. I'm ready to turn myself in. I'll only do it if a loyal respectable family like yours brings back the mouth memories I had as a young kid.
Output: Well, I respect mouth memories more than any other memory. In fact, I can't experience memories unless they're through my mouth.
So you don't do a lot of candy business at Blockbuster?
Output: Not anymore. We used to.
There are a lot of "you knows" in this book.
Output: I agree but look there, the title is "you know you know that you know knows, you knows?".
Yes, we shall do this for Queen Suits. You know, Suits. King Harry and Queen Meghan's little daughter. They named her after a television program.
Output: I'd forgotten what a cultural phenom that show became. Everybody Loves Suits.
I've got the Blu-ray but my tape deck can't play it.
Output: Let me put it in my 4-track and see what happens. Thank god I have one of these.
Well, given I just saved my dad from being murdered by your dad, I actually am going to agree with that your dad is worse than my dad. You can come stay with us if you want.
Output: You know, honestly, that's a really nice offer, but I was thinking what if I just went in the cave. The mystic cave. I just love diamonds and I love dark spaces. Maybe I'll just live in the cave and be a creature.
Yes, you're still fired. The parents are furious that their children turned into birds.
Output: Birds are cheaper and they don't have to send them to college.
Oh, your work friends are the worst people. I don't like them.
Output: They're just blue color scum.
What about the sitter and the kid?
Output: Take them all, I say.
We don't want to make Lauren feel like she was late.
Output: So, if she gets here and nobody is there, then she feels like she's early.
I added a 20% supply buffer to the spaceship as well. They're burning through this. Oxygen, food, everything they need to stay alive up there is almost gone.
Output: I think it's because one of them just won't shut up. When we test our astronauts we should test to see how lonely they are.
He's not allowed to have them. He's allergic.
Output: I'm sorry, Groupon, I didn't realize you had a condition.
I think maybe you're referring to the porno that you watch every night.
Output: Oh, shoot. You're right. I tend to get that mixed up with reality.
Thank you for setting up this meeting with me. It's always been my dream to work in the CIA organization and I will take any kind of job you have available.
Output: Oh sure. I want to be up front with you. We're not looking for any agents at this time. But, we do have some humdrum jobs around the office that we could pull you in on.
I see four vets in the area. Which vet would you like?
Output: You see four vets? Where are we, Hawaii?
Well, when we died, we were on our way to pick up another couple and go on another double date.
Output: Maybe if you went on a double date with us we'd be able to free your souls.
Can you lift the lid of the tank, so I can talk to you?
Output: I wish I could but my hands are numb. I had a novocaine accident at the dentist earlier.
Mr. Crock, what do we call the thing we put the apple pie in?
Output: I call it what I want to call it.
All right, Terry, this is your last bowl of potato/tomato, okay?
Output: Aww, I can't get enough. It's so good, Chef Pierre.
Oh, if only if only I'd put you in that well, like I promised, but mother stopped me.
Output: You'll never get the chance.  Mother will always be here to save me.
Look, you know what, you guys can keep being mean and offending me based on my Christianity. It's fine.
Output: That's very Christian of you.
There's an acting teacher at my place always talking about fish. So I became a pescatarian.
Output: Pussies eat fish. Only pussies. I'm a man's man, I like my steak.
You seem like a Jezebelle and  Jere put together.
Output: That's what my Mom said when I was born.
I just don't know what to pick. They have over ten items.
Output: And they've made everything into a cake. Crab cake, clam cake, potato cake, oyster cake.
Oh, I'm slicing the ham sensually with those of you at home (?).
Output: This is like Patrick Swayze manipulating clay.
Young Loretta Lynn told me these words about love.
Output: Well I thank you. I'm going to take them to heart. I will be honest with my wife about my failing memory.
That show really helped me learn English. Grammar.
Output: Yes, when that fancy fellow comes into town and he says "She is the sheriff?" and everybody else uses contractions. That's how I learned contractions.
If anyone could stick the hand my skirt on, I'd make a wonderful puppet.
Output: See, he's not even wearing a skit. He seems like he's got crazy problems in his brain.
Hey, you guys are out of bean burritos. I'm trying to get my smell on.
Output: Sorry about that. You could go roll around for a while in the poop pit.
Who in this class is good with words? Monica?
Output: Yes, I am. I'm good with words. Absolutely positutely.
When I think of you, I have to cover my face because I'm in love with you, line dweller.
Output: Well, she she got the line dweller right. Maybe she is talking about you.
We're not wasting any more resources on the king guy.
Output: He might get torn a part by these people, whatever.
OK everybody, we're going to begin our lesson by picking up our phones
Output: Is that this thing right here? No, that's a shoe.
What happened, Mom? Did the bar close?
Output: Oh, she's calling me Mom now, but only when she says a mean thing.
Did you get new shoes, Mr. Tumnus?
Output: Kind of. I painted my hooves to look like little sneakers.
Your son is so charming. How old is he?
Output: He's just very charming. He's, you know, little boy age. Five.
Albums are the only thing that get me through life with my friend, Jennifer.
Output: Honey, I hate to break the news to you, but we're going to have to sell the record player.
I have worked so hard for you for 3 years and I don't know how many more calls I can make selling a kiss kit without getting a raise.
Output: Denise, I understand. But, these kiss kits are helping so many people all over the world.
General, I have bad news. Operation versatile is poltergeisting in on itself.
Output: Oh, well. That's one thing taken care of.
This is the quietest blender on the market. It can make milkshakes and no one will ever know.
Output: Are you sure? Because I'm very sleepy and big noises, loud noises, really upset me.
I'm sorry, Robert, are you wearing tweed?
Output: Well, yes I am. It's fall.
Great news, guys. We don't need this town no more because we're going to be recording artists.
Output: Let's burn it down.
Is your daughter ready to go to the dance or not?
Output: Yes, I'll be right out. I'm just powdering my nose.
So, you're not prepared to open any doors?
Output: Right. I stood outside the hospital, while my wife was giving birth for three hours.
I keep forgetting that you became an alcoholic because you're so good at your job, you're maintaining really well.
Output: Yeah, thanks Skip.
Jonathan, why don't you tell me what you like to do for fun.
Output: Oh, god, the pressure. Uh, let's see, mostly - I cannot see most things. So I'm mostly just waving in the dark.
We're just watching a program on TBS called Rap Battle and we were terribly inspired. I thought if they could come off the dome with such great material, perhaps I could, too. 
Output: I think if that was the intent, sure. Maybe even to modernize it, fine, but to literally read from the book and not even try to follow the script doesn't work.
Kevin, have I been hugging you this whole time?
Output: Yeah, whispering your story into my ear.
Hi, hope you don't mind, I was eavesdropping and I heard you say the word toilet several times.
Output: I do that when something's on my mind. I have no filter.
How is it great that you're leaving when I'm happy when you're here?
Output: Well, because I will be away from you, and that's how I'll be happy. And everyone else is coming with me, too.
I just want to hang out with you while I listen to my Discman via headphones. Maybe on a boat.
Output: Yeah, just sitting side by side. That sounds great. And maybe mom, you could join us.
The spoofs down here in Tiny Town are so much more gentle. They are all about celebrating who you are, not making fun.
Output: It's true. Nothing beats a Tiny Town spoof.
I told myself that I wasn't going to cry because I'm already so dehydrated from all the drugs we've been doing.
Output: Denise, please don't cry. You need to keep the moisture inside your body. I can't afford to get you a water.
You guys can't just have ice water. You have to order something to eat.
Output: Fuck you. I'm taking this to the black judge over there.
I feel terrible that I heckled that child.
Output: And I criticized his diction. I couldn't stand there and just let him prattle on like a Press Secretary.
Fasty, is Finding Nemo the last movie you've seen?  Have you been down in that subway this whole time?
Output: Yeah, but I also saw the Matrix movies and the one where Chevy Chase turns into a dog.
I'm sorry.  I'm just not used to relinquishing control.  I've done over 7,000 performances as Juliet.
Output: And I've never had one.  I would just love to get up there one time up on that balcony.
We should advertise. Maybe in the pennysaver?
Output: That's a great idea. People love those things. They open 'em up and read every single ad. That's how I saved on all that carpet cleaning.
That meteor shortened the time, it gave us 48 hours earlier today.
Output: You now have 12 hours. 12 hours until your worst nightmare.
I forgot to mention that I'm due to have a stroke any minute.
Output: Oh, you scheduled one? That's the way to do it.
I'll put all my money on the horses again, that's for sure.
Output: You have to bet on them. You can't just lay the money on the horses.
We have to come up with some kind of solution for getting water.
Output: We could find another lake or use toilet water.
Come on, let me put my hand on your knee.
Output: Briff, a knee is a very important place for a young woman.
Oh, you must come from some money.
Output: I do.  I come from southern tobacco money.
Have you seen me before? Have I been on this plane for awhile?
Output: My goodness. You've been here since the beginning. Do you not remember?
Alright, Pip, that's enough. Go have a seat.
Output: You're soaking wet. Go dry off, Pip.
This ain't gonna stand, fellas. You forget your $10 Million. We're gonna take care of this for you. We're doing this one gratis.
Output: Give us the names of everyone on management and we'll off them.
Are you choking Bibbles? You ate a fourth olive, didn't you? You know children can only have three olives.
Output: I'm testing my boundaries.
It shall remain unclear what I mean. Figure it out for yourself.
Output: I hate mysteries.
Can you not suspend belief at all, Ray?
Output: Talk about suspension, I can see the cable on that. That's Cathy Rigby playing Peter Pan. That is not a boy. And she's too old for this.
She disappeared. Larissa is gone. Did it happen father? Did it really happen?
Output: It really happened. Look, you can see it playing on the monitor. There's you having sex with a woman on television.
That place, there's something about that place.
Output: I think it's unseemly that there's dead bodies that are part of the miniature golf layout.
That's right, and of course I studied in hotdog school at The Sorbonne. In Paris.
Output: Mmm. The best hotdogs in the world come from there.
Listen, Tom, I think this one's the one for you.
Output: I guess so. I heard a lot about her stickers and I'm a big fan of stickers.
The first giraffe tribe came from Tansenia?
Output: Very good. You get to go home early because you already know your history.
I don't know if I can stand to get out of the car.
Output: It's OK, I can help you. C'mon, get up here. Just lean against the car.
Have you met my sister, Peggy?
Output: Hi. I am her sister. I'm the bank customer's sister. Do you happen to have any baloney?
I keep following you. As your head moves my head moves.
Output: You're like one of those paintings where the eyes follow you. Like one of those over there.
We checked in on Yelp, so we get 10% off the wine tasting, right?
Output: Of course you do. And, you get coozies!
My dream form is like me standing on the balls of my feet, but in the dream form, I'm not standing on the balls of my feet.
Output: OK. So your legs are longer.
Wow, there's a lot of chemistry going on between you and the guy in the corner there. You guys got a little banter going on. A little Ross and Rachel.
Output: Yeah, you sound a little like Nichols and May. They're one of my favorite duos.
I guess we just keep vamping, like, I don't know.  He's standing there like a deer in headlights.
Output: Maybe just point at him and be like "Let's go!"
Dad, your balls, your balls are showing.
Output: These were my father's shorts and his father's shorts before him.
There seems to be a party going on out there.
Output: It's a huge party out there. Is that a hearse?
I'm the Queen's head. I'm a cast member.
Output: Let me look at the inside of this head. It says your name is Joanie, is that correct?
Hey, Nooky, you look like you got smashed up a bit.
Output: Yeah, my new "friends" did not consider me a friend.
Try again tomorrow. Really assert yourself as the boss. Just make sure they don't get you to answer any questions that you can't answer.
Output: Alright, can you give me a topic of conversation that's safe?
What do you mean, put to death?
Output: I mean, I'm a rich man, and I don't like poor people.  If they're not working for me, that is, making a terrible slave wage.  No offense, Robert.  You're very generous, unlike me.  So, I want you poor people not only kicked out of my dumpster, but the offending idea that you ever lived in there is an assault to my very senses.  I want you put to death, and if you won't do it Robert, there's no place for you here at Dennys.
May I use this blimp ticket at a later date or do I have to use it right now?
Output: The blimp ticket must be used now.
This is tough. It's a tough one. But I'm expiring. So I can't be with you much longer.
Output: Your majesty, what? What do we do about the scroll?
Y'all should know that my son, Pastor St. Augustine, his sex act partner has left. She has literally vanished in a puff of smoke using Satan's magic.
Output: This is perfect because that means we can have a different girl every week.
Your mother and I didn't come to this country so you could be some sort of actor.
Output: Well, you know, I'll go be a newscaster then. Let me be a newscaster.
Wait a minute. I don't understand, Jonathan. Who's that little girl? She looks just like you.
Output: Oh, Janice. I'm afraid I've been a dirty dog.
We're not going to ride the sharks? Alright.
Output: Between dolphins and sharks, it does seem that dolphins are more likely to let us ride them.
I'm more of an Introvert Man kind of guy.
Output: Look at that you aren't kidding, you have every single one of his comics!
I need to know something before I rent you the apartment. Does your fluffy cat shed all over the goddamn place?
Output: Well, she does, but I clean. I'm a clean person.
Well, graduation's about to start. Whoa, it's Jack Thunderstorms!
Output: That's right, kids. Somebody said y'all needed a speech for y'all's graduation.
The sign out front said this was a no cut art show. I got tired of the masters and the classics. I said, let me see the art of someone that doubts they could get into a regular show.
Output: OK. This is my night job. So, I entered through a staff door and didn't see that sign.
Isn't he charming? Your son is so sweet.
Output: He's a perfect little gentleman.
Don't take that card.
Output: Yeah, don't stand on top of that card that is the same size as you.
Just to be clear, you're going to seal the top of the chimney. You're going to light a fire. And so you're going to burn me alive and smoke me at the same time.
Output: That's the plan. And these kids won't help you.
I've got a Korean friend at school. I was trying to make him laugh.
Output: They think cereal is hilarious. That's a stereotype of that region.
I'm going to do what all the young kids are doing and put my cigarette box flapped over in my white t-shirt.
Output: OK. Take it down a couple notches.
You're just not fitting in, you know? We're like a tight unit, you know what I mean? Like the three musketeers. Me, mom, and the dog. So maybe if you come back as a man we'll like you as a different person.
Output: I'm going to come back as a man who sounds vaguely like a woman. That's my plan.
The faucet does bear the resemblance to a monkey's face.
Output: Well, you know no one else feels that way and it's caused some problems.
I'm the next in succession? I'm just a simple guy who goes around writing down stuff that people think.
Output: Well, that's as good a qualification as any. There will come a time when it will be clear that you should be the next in succession. And I grant you that power. Goodbye.
He checks off everything on your list. You said no personality and he's given us no personality.
Output: Personality wise, he's as flat as paper.
I just love those Alsatian tarts. With the creamy onions. It's a savory tart.
Output: Well, you should know - as a designer of donuts - what a good Alsatian tart is like. Tell me, what are you putting in the doughnuts again?
Be cool, be cool. This is a demonstration. We are theater students.
Output: You see, he makes like he's in a box. Now he's walking against the wind.
How are they still alive? You said they'd be dead by now.
Output: It defies all scientific explanation, sir. They should have been dead a long time ago.
I have to say for a rat to hold three pounds is pretty impressive.
Output: That's what I'm saying. Just because he can do that, he thinks he's the greatest rat to walk the earth.
You want to go to the jewelry store now?
Output: I guess. I mean, we have to be at the church at two. But I guess we could go to the jewelry store now.
This whole conversation is making me uncomfortable.  Would you mind if I just sat inside the waiting room while you do whatever it is that you need to do my vehicle?
Output: Well, first, could you come here and stand very, very close to me while I finish explaining what's going to happen with your car?  You need to know these things before you drive off.
Everyone prepare. It's a rogue wave.
Output: Oh honey, get the camera!
If you say so, Your majesty. Of course you may give anyone you want a special.
Output: OK, 5% off. 5% off trollbeads for you. Oh, that felt so good. I feel like I should still work here.
I understand these kids aren't supposed to be great at hockey, at first, but eventually, they are great at it.
Output: OK. Listen, I got hired because my mom and dad wrote the script. I know nothing about hockey.
OK. I think I have enough detail to go on now. He was a little boy. He was very unpleasant looking.
Output: Yeah, you could tell that if he was an adult he would be in jail or on television
Maybe now's a good time to just remind everybody about, you know, company dating and stuff like that. We really don't do that. You know, we don't do it.
Output: I feel like this has always been hazy. Didn't you meet your wife that way?
Now listen, do you love Rhonda in you heart? Do you truly love her.
Output: Yes, I do. I mean, my wife passed years ago and I never thought I'd find anybody again and then when Rhonda came along and a spark came to life in me that I hadn't felt in years.
I paid cash.
Output: That's unprecedented. Cash at Margarittaville? Madam, thank you. You should get her a frequent diner's card, Bob.
The kitchen is on fire? Can anybody call 911
Output: We have one phone and we don't know if it goes out or not people just call in to it.
Who's honey's little sparrow?  See, we have little paths where we cross and we meet and that's where our love lifts.
Output: I want to fly around you and land on your shoulder for 15 more years.
Can I watch you eat the cheese sandwich in a weird way?
Output: You can watch me eat it and stare at me like you're snoopy pretending to be a vulture in that tree.
Look at that idiot up there telling us about gateway drugs and slippery slopes.
Output: He's a fucking idiot, whose life was ruined.
See, Vincinity, that's a name I won't forget.
Output: Ok, you made your point. We know you have a bad memory.
You're screaming at me.
Output: I know, sorry. You know, I coach little league on the side.
You're saying sleep fighting is one of the few sports without a paddle. It's not a sport, so that's a big problem. It's a weird thing you do in your sleep when you're hitting people.
Output: When I'm dreaming, it's a sport though. You should see the professional boxers that I can knock out.
So, we were here and there were these dogs here and we think they are a coyote and a wolf. We don't think that's safe. We are willing to answer any questions. We have all day to just answer questions.
Output: OK. Give me a low down on how long you guys have been dating.
I am sorry to hear that your father is not in the picture.
Output: He might be here in the water.
The good news is we've signed Forest Whitaker to play Aid Man in the motion picture of a comic book that just came out for the first time today.
Output: Why I had a good idea. I'm glad you went with it.
It's a little bit different from the bayou. 
Output: My mom told me that too, she said it's full of spiders.
This AI machine you've got is demonstrating some really troubling characteristics.
Output: What you'll find about sentient computers is they're learning all the time. All. The. Time.
You know something, God? You said "Gaya marry me" and I was like "God, you know this ain't gonna work". You were like "Gaya, I love you, you're mother earth" and I was like "God, you God, let's do this".
Output: It's that mouth of yours that just makes you irresistible.
Did all the secretaries contribute this time?
Output: We all tried, but Brenda fell down that well last year and just no one ever cared to find her.
It's like your odor actually is an aid, because her sense of smell must be so poor that she lost you in a cloud of funk.
Output: Thankfully no one has bionic smell.
You reek of marijuana. What's your name, sir?
Output: Scotch. I come from the scotch tape family.
And the citizens of  all got that chip on their should because it's not Big Egg Town.
Output: That's right. In Big Egg Town, they're all eating each other for breakfast. It's a weird scene.
You go check on your children, and I'll wrap up your crow painting.
Output: Alright, send it to 5050 Connecticut Drive.
For the 2020 rebuild, we're thinking of putting a lake in the center field.
Output: I love looking at water.
Jack, we have to pretend we know what's going on at this Comicon.
Output: Yeah, I know. We made a pact at the start of 2018 to make more white friends.
They gotta go with out team. They got that racist mascot. No one's on board with that, right?
Output: I dunno Skip, it's the 60's.
That was a scary time. Thank god you went out on a limb and did that surgery 'cause that could have burst and killed you.
Output: It's true. Did you know the appendix is only as big as your pinky and it can do all that kind of damage to you inside.
You guys have never heard of Thomas Edison?
Output: Yeah, I know Thomas Edison. He's the quarterback for the Mizu Tigers.
Can you use the floating candles they sell over at Home Goods in a glass of wine?
Output: We could hollow out a hole in a cork and see if that would hold a candle.
My name is Dwight David Arsenhower. I'm frequently confused for the former president. But, my name is Arsenhower.
Output: And yet, when you're not the president and you have three names, you're often an assassin.
I'm spry and I would love to get up on those veins in a sexual way.
Output: This is a school and I do appreciate this love that's happening, but if you could take it off the stage because the children are watching.
You're turning white!
Output: I am, but how can you tell under all of the bright lights?
Well, I know, but that will soon change because she's going to join me in my reconstruction business.
Output: Good. That's where a woman belongs.
So, your gig at the comedy club is going very well then?
Output: I have made $4.00.
This is my coyote, Earl Yote.
Output: Earl Yote has a beautiful grin.
Is everybody ready for the performance tonight?
Output: Yes, Francois.  We're feeling better than ever.
Son, that's an even bigger shadow than I've been even carrying around this whole time.
Output: Right, but you know what I'm going to do? I don't need the shadow, dad. I'm on the bright side of my life now.
I didn't introduce myself. My name is Bill.
Output: I'm Clinton. Hey, it's like Bill Clinton. It's almost like we're destined to sit next to each other.
Hey guys, there's two adults in the other room.
Output: Yeah, it's there house. We just sneaked in.
Alright, guys, places. Places. What's wrong with you, Becky?
Output: I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm just having a smoke attack.
I'm Peter Two Horses.
Output: Oh, Mr. Two Horses. Nice to meet you. My name is Chaz. Not short for Charles. Isn't that funny? My dad was Charles and his father was Charleston. So it's getting shorter each time.
Officer, would you mind checking on our associates in the video store? There's a large man. He's got a great bushy beard and long salt and pepper hair, and he might be wearing what appears to be a robe. And there's another woman who looks exactly like us. We're just worried they're taking a little too long in the Blockbuster Video store.
Output: OK, I'll do it. It is outside my job description but I will go in a check on your colleague.
Maybe we shouldn't go out. This is supposed to be a deep dive and I'm feeling weird.
Output: Well, one thing I've learned is that if something looks fishy, you should do it.
Is it OK if I put a little gasoline in spaghetti?
Output: It's for everyone, Jazz. Everyone's going to eat this. You can add it to your own plate.
Marty, I told you that I'm not dead. This is just what my face looks like when I'm looking at Instagram.
Output: Every time you pick your phone up, you look dead.
Look, he's growing. He's slightly taller. And he's hairier.
Output: Don't look at me, I'm a monster.
Are you sure you both are okay with closing the shop and taking us to the airport?
Output: Yes, we're at the end of our fourth lives. I've been trying too escape that cursed place for the past four lives.
Depressed and happy? C'mon, that's so rare. To find a man that's both depressed and happy, that's like 1 in 1 Million.
Output: That's like having your whole life in medium, not too small, not too large.
Suedebaby, you're an actual little kid like me with a suede mask on?
Output: That's right. Don't be afraid. I've had some things happen to me, but one day I'll grow up to be a formidable killer, I bet.
I was here for a Boys II Men concert. They were having a reunion.
Output: Yeah, I worked that concert. Yep, I kept people safe. You're welcome.
My name is Delores and I'm a huge vein fan.
Output: Oh, I'm Sly and I got huge veins.
Your hat looks great.
Output: You look great, too.
General, how would you know if Clint Eastwood can direct?
Output: I have some inside sources. Sometimes he invites friends over to his house and pretends like he's directing a show.
I'm in, get to the subway, get to the subway!
Output: He's in! What are you seeing Tony?
Now, the word has gotten out and if people find out, this could be the end of the space force as we know it.
Output: That's right. This could bring down the entire space force, Colonial.
Timothy, do you think he means Celsius or Fahrenheit? ?
Output: Oh no, if we ask him too many questions he'll think we don't know what we're doing.
You know, honestly, that's a really nice offer, but I was thinking what if I just went in the cave. The mystic cave. I just love diamonds and I love dark spaces. Maybe I'll just live in the cave and be a creature.
Output: In my cave, you are welcome to dwell. Let's get on my bike and ride like hell.
JJ, you didn't quit the bank just to give up now.
Output: It's been 5 years and I'm still just the MC at Clifton's Cafeteria and no one listens to me.
Well, is there a bathroom here?
Output: Yes, it's right there. You literally took a shit in front of the bathroom.
Sharon, you have made such a lovely meal for us all. This just looks delicious.
Output: Well, I learned it from best. This is your honey-baked ham recipe and your potato salad with no mayonnaise, only vinegar.
So your friend Rich got absorbed? That must have have been the sample monster.
Output: His face changed and he looked different, and then he was gone.
We have some shoes here that not all of the shoe is made on Earth.
Output: Sure. So are you worried because you didn't pay the right taxes?
Not only does the rat sing, but it also has the keys to my car.
Output: Yeah, how we gonna get back home if we don't find the rat?
Here's my drivers license.
Output: Wow, it's very small.
Hi, welcome to DM Sliders, how can I help you?
Output: Yeah, my daughter, I sent her out for some beer and I think she might have come here. Do you know if she came around here? She hasn't come back with my beer and I'm getting worried.
Son, where's all the cereal?
Output: Well, Al Pacino came here. He took all the cereal
Well, the truth is. No one really wants to hear from an overweight, fat Aid Man.
Output: I think they might of made a mistake and we certainly made a mistake buying 7,000 copies of the book.
Let me talk to Garold and see if he's interested in getting married to a lady and then also if that lady perhaps would be you.
Output: Also, if you could get me a high ball. This high is wearing off and I'm beginning to get panicky and shaky.
Why don't we draw a map to find the map. That way we won't get lost on the way if we draw it out first.
Output: Alright, we'll do that. She leads everything.
We're gonna be, I guess, going back out in the world after the show is done in an hour. It's 5AM now, so we'll be back out on the street around eight, I guess.
Output: Yes and then I have to go directly home. I can't dilly dally. So don't get any ideas, both of you.
Oh, I collect sea glass. We have so much in common.
Output: Oh, they're so beautiful when you hold them up to the light.
Can I have a word with you, son? You're going to inherit all this one day. You have to respect it.
Output: Alright. Can I have the Ipad?
Hera was never imprisoned, but she imprisoned many others in her jealousy over Zeus' many conquests.
Output: She was the original tough gal with a bad attitude.
You've stumbled onto something here, Ron. Have you started on an Aid Man movie yet?
Output: I mean, from your lips to God's ears. Of course, we'd love that.
The only thing you missed when you were gone was Mom telling a weird story about scratching her decks. Her dad's phantom legs. Your grandfather. So I'm a little weird.
Output: Well, I'd love to hear some old family stories. You know, I'm game to become a part of the family.
Do we even want to go back to the big world?
Output: That is the question, isn't it? For so long, we didn't even know that we were small.
You're going to take the human bones. You're going to doink people on the had and then you're going to bring their trinkets and treasure back here.
Output: Then you'll take us back to see our parents?
You know, she really is like Peter Pan.
Output: Yeah, her parent's don't love her either. And they're long gone.
Well then, where's Maybelline?
Output: I don't know. Maybe in the car?
I gotta report you. I don't want to, but I gotta.
Output: Yeah, I understand. Because if they find out, you'll get fired.
Gineal, oh my god, you're a ghost!
Output: You're a ghost and you've never looked trimmer.
Mama, daddy, I have found you. I got on a boat and I came to America.
Output: You grew up so big, Ana, but you still talk like a baby.
Now, children, it's really quite simple. There are lots of adults who despise children, to the point of throwing them into the ocean.
Output: I gotta tell ya, you really have a way with kids, Dr. You must not have any of your own.
None of those places on the body are desirable to be shot.
Output: Yep, the calve's the only way to go.
How's the orientation to camp going?
Output: It's good. I've gotten through two kids.
It's been so magical just getting to know you. I really feel like we've grown close. Do you feel that way?
Output: I do. I also realize that I need to wash my hands again. I put them under my armpits.
Does anyone see that the flag is blowing in the wind? Is that going to affect anybody?
Output: I need that fan on. I'm sorry. I'm boiling alive in this astronaut costume.
Terry, you talk different. You walk different. It's like your hair's getting thicker. I don't know you.
Output: I can change. I've been going to meetings. I've been going to assholes anonymous.
Angie Pussarello?  Are you kidding me?  That's the girl that invented the beanbag chair filled with chips!  I was like, what a waste!  What're you doing?  You're sitting down, crushing the exact thing you're supposed to be eating!  I hate that girl!
Output: Look, I know that was a pretty bad invention, but she's a good girl, all right?  She's nice to me.
Roll up your sleeves. Roll up your parkas.
Output: I got my arm out and I'm ready for this juice.
Do you want some soda, because you really remind me of Yoda.
Output: Flattering, that comparison isn't.
You know I'm a policeman and I'm still standing here, right? You just ordered someone to kill your landlord.
Output: I thought you were looking out the window.
All we do all day is talk, so when I get a 15 minute break, I don't want to interact with my fellow employees. I just want to be quiet.
Output: I understand that, but you're being a lot louder than quiet right now. You're being the exact opposite. You keep yelling at me.
Excuse me, you are sitting in my seat. My napkin is over my mug of coffee. I called dibs this morning when I came in.
Output: At this law firm, when you begin the day, everybody's desk is a communal desk until you put your coffee there.
Can I show you guys something cool?
Output: Will it come out of your pants?
Maybe we should go around the table, make sure everyone is present and accounted for so we can keep track.
Output: Thanks, Wayne. Let's start with you. Tell us about yourself.
That's right, you won a trip to the lake. Old Whale Lake.
Output: I sort of recall that name. Is that where we are now?
I hate Millenials. I'm just from a different generation. Nobody knows the real me.
Output: In fairness, she's been 25 since 1997.
My dream is you on stage holding a suitcase with 49 other women as Howie Mandel's career gets one more shot.
Output: I was thinking more like you'd take me out and I'd say yes.
Paula if you're going to the photo shop, you probably need to clean your purse out.
Output: I might need some of these things. Anything could happen between here and there.
Well, Heidi, it's a classic fold by Mrs. White. She almost took control of the situation as an adult supervising science fair, but then she let herself be bowled over by 2 kids.
Output: That's exactly like the Mrs. White I knew from the "Hottest Science Teacher" show. She's not a winner.
They're pretty stupid over on that hill too.
Output: Yeah, go put up a bunch of chairs to kind of confuse them.
I tried to lean in and kiss you and you thought I was sneezing, my goodness.
Output: To be fair, you had a lot of mucus coming out of your nose.
There's something I haven't told you. i'm going to set you loose on the city of Paris to see how you make your way. You, a 13 year old girl. My mother did the same thing to me, and I turned out this way.
Output: Guess I'll put on my backpack.
What, you just spray that on everything?
Output: Hey, it shut him up, didn't it?
Is it true, all the rumors about you running into Walgreens and punching candy bars? Or is it fake?
Output: That one's true. I went into Walgreens, I punched high-end candy bars. Toblerones. Toffee.
There should be a limit. Like a checkout line. Like an express lane.
Output: Maybe we should follow the bro's before ho's thing.
Yeah, well, they can take my job, but they can't take my spirit.
Output: You're dressed up like that guy from Braveheart right now. It seemed like you wanted to make a speech. Like you got half your face painted post office blue.
Since you have no veins on the upper part of your body, when your heart pumps blood, what's the route it takes?
Output: Just down through the legs and back up to the heart. With a minimal amount up to the brain just to operate the legs.
In Dutch we can see the future your time is limited.
Output: I have heard that before. Aren't you all rich from speculating on the stock exchange?
Can we have access to your husband's bedroom ma'am?
Output: Sure. I'll do anything to find my Thomas. Maybe you can find something in there.
Thominson, there's a single lady ghost over there and you're a single boy ghost.
Output: Well, I began floating away, but somehow, I'm right here again.
Barbara, you can wear a skirt. I really would like you to wear more skirts.
Output: Last time Barbara wore a skirt, she pooped all up and down the driveway.