niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
We need to have a chat with the children.
Output: You're very reasonable, can you talk to her in that reasonable way you have?
You should leave me behind after what I did to you.
Output: You've got to come with us. The chain of kindness has to start somewhere. Get on my back.
You gave me like three pages of copy. There's not way I can get all of that out.
Output: These writers, they're in love with their own words.
Hello there, Governor.
Output: You're pretty loud for a quiet rat. I want you out of my fair right now.
The kids aren't even good in school and they aren't athletic. I would say let's let them live.
Output: Just because you whisper it doesn't mean we don't hear you.
Well, Hillary, I tried my best. I'm sorry I didn't have enough personality or abs to come in even in second place.
Output: The abs were pretty important on my scale of judging.
Now then, let me see one of the dugouts.
Output: We only have one. Both of the teams hang out there.
Wait a moment, I didn't get to participate in the snake case, at all.
Output: Me either. We were totally left out, yet again.
Can I just say that ya'll as a council aren't the best.
Output: Well, we appreciate your feedback.
Oh, my God! This is the first time that I've turned around and actually gone somewhere else. Did you notice that?
Output: Yeah, you didn't hear me screaming your name?
No one has ever taken the time to save me. I spent all my life trying to save other people.
Output: That's right. All it took was you putting our lives in danger.
My name is Chuck. I feel like you all just pick and choose whose name you want to know. I'm a person too. Just because I work a camera, I don't think I'm any less important on this staff.
Output: Mary, you owe Chuck an apology. He's been my cameraman for as long as I've been part of news control.
Hey dad, can I help this one? Can I take care of this customer, please?
Output: Marie, you're the oldest. So you're up. Carl, you're on backup.
A while ago, before you came up on the train platform, I met a - I don't know - a common huckster, a confidence man. She gave me some powder and helped me sliding-doors my own life.
Output: Wait, so this is something that already happened. Are you sure it's not something that's happening at the same time as this?
Dude, I'm underwater. How you could splash me?
Output: Man, just pushed the water... pushed. So uh, let's get some music up in this piece.
You brought your sleeping bag, right?  Because this is all-night sushi.
Output: I've been looking forward to this for months.
My arm is tired from all this churning.
Output: Well, it sure pays off in the end.
Marcus, you go on ahead, I'm just going to spend another minute or so here. I'll catch up with you.
Output: Understood, Gerald. I'm sorry that I was the one to tell you we all disliked your wife.
What is he doing? The universal sign for touchdown?
Output: He's pointing to his throat. If only there was a sign to know what he meant.
Look, I don't wan't to bug ya. It's a lot to ask.
Output: It's OK, I'm here for all eternity as far as I know.
I'm going to stay firmly planted in the car.
Output: Michelle, I never go against what the car wishes for me.
Have you been at a lot of Lauren'ts delayed concerts?
Output: Oh, yeah. Last year I lost two toes to frostbite.
I will sing you a song like you'd hear on the radio.
Output: We will tailor make it to you, so that you're hearing a punched up version that's more true to your life.
A lot of times, funerals are a nice place to meet new people.
Output: Well, in the old days, the cemetery was a place where people would hang out and have picnics.
Was it built in early 1900's and they only build them things that last for like 120 years?
Output: That's exactly it. Now it's 1970's. So, you guys should probably just get out of here.
Mr. Stanfield, we thank you for your offer and I suppose $300 Million is a good start. We'll make due.
Output: Please don't cash that check until like 3 years.
Amy, it's time for bed.
Output: I'm not going to bed because I'm a lady, you can't tell me what to do.
What are you doing, kid? Do you know what a goalie is supposed to do in hockey?
Output: I block it. I put my hands up and my knees down. I stand in the middle between whatever comes my way and whatever is behind me.
The lady is on a winning streak. Would you care to bet once more?
Output: Yes, but first a toast to my little daughter who is confined to a wheelchair. All of this money is going to her so she may survive.
Mr. Bender, you hit the panic button. I came up form the security gate. What's the problem?
Output: Hans, my girls, they're missing.
Why, do you have unfinished business here at the Forum?
Output: That's right. We only won one title.
What's your name again? Oh, that's right, it's Shelly, from the bible.
Output: It's like Jenny from the block, but I'm Shelly from the bible.
I bet you've got a lot of the solo pant legs.
Output: I do, and if anyone needs any, you can just give me a holler and I'll be happy to give you my other pant leg.  No charge.
I'm wearing traditional showbiz ware. It's a striped blazer and bow tie, straw boater and a cane. I'm not sure why that makes me an asshole.
Output: You look like a river boat gambler. Why don't you go get on your boat!
You know, I've been sitting on this movie for so long. I think I'm not even going to return it even though that's my job.
Output: Oh, Maybelline. You know you're the wife that returns the movies.
Jebodiah, Rhonda, what are you telling me? You're in love with each other? 
Output: It's the square. There's something about it. It brings out things.
I'll be back soon, honey. I love you! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
Output: OK. That's a good song, honey. I'm hanging up now.
Dennis, is it? I kinda remember you. You came here with your dad.
Output: You're Duke. I definitely remember you. I wrote about you in my journal for three whole nights.
Thank you so much for bringing our drinks. Do you want to have one with us?
Output: I'm already drunk, so why not.
That's right, someone tried to take my shirt off a try it on.
Output: That was a very sexy moment and you handled the situation like such a champion.
We take pride in the fact that all you have to do is sit by some water and the gator will snatch your baby.
Output: If there's one thing that we know for sure, it's that the gator will find a way.
So I just heard this song about a Lonely Heart Club. It really touched me and the first person I thought of was you.
Output: God has a plan for everybody. Some hearts are made to be lonely. So they can find somebody to get rid of that lonely heart.
A lot of people are not getting their Quiznos sandwiches toasted now. Cool people are doing it.
Output: So, yeah, we'll just take those to go. We're going to head next door to the world's fair.
Excuse me, there is a piece of chewed sausage on this plate and I only ordered salad.
Output: It's a bonus. Congratulations.
This trick is called The End of All Things.
Output: My god, I'm remembering sad things that happened before I was born.
Oh, wow, look at him. That's a very quickly expanding pool of blood.
Output: He landed on his neck, you guys.
He's gone. You killed him.
Output: I just meant to stun him. I didn't mean to kill him. Oh my goodness, Bobby.
I thought I would try walking slow to see what it felt like, but I couldn't do it.
Output: No. It didn't look good.
Who is this engaging creature?
Output: My name is Delores and I'm a huge vein fan.
Your booth? I thought this was a play, not a craft fair.
Output: It's a booth, you step into it. It's not like a table with a fucking tablecloth thrown over it that says "crafts."
We've been inside this whale's body for what feels like forever.
Output: They say whale time is like forever time.
OK. Good. I wasn't going to correct you. I'm not particularly bright. But, boy do I have oxygenated lungs.
Output: Yeah, your eyes look super bright.
I'm real excited about the prom next week. My mom got me a real pretty dress.
Output: Oh yeah, it's gonna be a great time at that teenage cotillion. I also am looking forward to it. You will be my only date. I certainly won't show up with another young lady. It will just be the two of us dancing the night away.
This is Chef Paul Prudhomme you are talking to.
Output: I don't care who I an talking to. Get into the freezer and turn into a scientist!
Oh, my gosh, what is Dave doing up there? He's spending so long talking to these people.
Output: It's like, he gets to know everyone. What are they going to do, become pen pals?
Sorry about your sister, Ira.
Output: Yeah, I just keep losing siblings and parents. Life is just a constant motion. You can't hold onto anything.
He always comes back but something about this seems different.
Output: It really does. Do you think he said anything in that note he addressed to you over there?
I can't find my ticket in this parking garage.
Output: Hi, sir. I'm sorry to hear you can't find it. Here's $100. Peace be with you.
We're all very sorry to gather here for such a sad occasion. I wanted to let everyone know that I did bring my haircutting tools. So, if you're done viewing the body, I'd be happy to cut your hair.
Output: I'm done. I didn't know him that well. He was just an uncle.
I do have a very rugged, intense male companion, and he might get mad if I go to my ex-husband's play.
Output: I prayed and this is what came to me. You give my him for the night, and you can take mine with you.
Oh, it'll suck up all the juices and be delicious at the end of the meal. They'll be so exciting.
Output: I want to garnish it with some nice, nice vegetables. I went to the farmer's market the other day and spent a lot of money on some nice veggies.
I think that Ken the intern is a murderer. He's also a time criminal.
Output: Oh, my goodness. He seems so nice. Hopefully, he's come back in time to make better decisions.
It's fate. It's time to do as the well dressed man commanded us to do and throw that GPS out the god damn window.
Output: Well, here it goes. Sayonara!
Right now we are in the present future.
Output: Oh my god I can see myself, I look super old and gross!
Rogers, why are you just standing there?
Output: I just wanted to say sorry again. I really thought I had those coordinates all figured out.
Sorry, I've got to go to Elevator Music Lounge A.  I don't know if you heard that announcement.
Output: No, I did.  I did.  My ears are pretty good, considering that I listen to people screaming in pain all day long.  Listen, you do what you've got to do.  I've got to find that pearl.
I was busy installing moss where you asked me to install moss.
Output: Yes, everyone has a job. We're not keeping track of your daughter everywhere we go. Be a real dad, you know?
Did you get your spiritually G.E.D?
Output: Yeah, I sent away for it.
You don't think they are a little mad they seem really angry at us.
Output: Well yes I agree with you actually one of them threw his slipper at me and called me a lollipop bandit.
Terry Brown, you give yourself a compliment right this second.
Output: I have nice shorts on and I have nice hair.
Dad, do you really think I will become a mother some day?
Output: You might. I never thought I'd become a father, not with this voice.
I've heard about them troll beads you guys have. They say that they're K, and every kiss begins with K.
Output: Yes, that is our slogan. Every Kiss Begins with Kay.
Before I blow out the candles, I just want to say that I'm so glad that I didn't invite my work friends. It's just you guys.
Output: Oh, they're the worst people. I don't like them.
I don't have any family there. I just thought it would be a fun place to travel to on Christmas Day.
Output: I don't mean to be rude, but why did you think that? Cincinnati in winter isn't necessarily a place many people would want to visit.
Tina, can you tell us why the Mayor has been absent from so many of these press conferences?
Output: He's been working really hard.
That's how it work, yeah.
Output: It was moments ago. You promised not to do that sort of thing.
This asshole has his head stuck.
Output: Let's watch the language.  We haven't established who the asshole is yet.
We don't have homes. We live here in the gardens. I'm not supposed to admit that.
Output: Of course I know my employees live here. I make them work seven days a week. That's why we have the best staff out of all the concert halls.
Why did you not tell us you got doinked in the head with a bone?
Output: Well, because it's like a zombie attack. You don't everyone to know, and you think you're stronger than it.
I saw the ad about troll beads. They seem magically to me.
Output: Well, we're doing a special. Aren't we Gerald?
You're lucky I don't have my yard stick with me.
Output: I love yard sticks.
Is Candyland a real place?
Output: Well, let me type it into my computer. Why, yes. There is a Candyland, Montana.
I hear the boat horn sounding. Should we be getting on that?
Output: We probably should. Technically, we're not supposed to let high people on, but who gives a fuck.
Can I be honest with you? She was a drag, right? I mean, I'm not crazy. She was the worst.
Output: She had no pets and she never helped us and she was so needy.
Linda, we have two candidates for your x-ray machine to show how it works.
Output: OK. Well, throw them in there. I just push this red button.
Iris, I can't help but notice that so far two of our dreams have yet to come true.
Output: OK. I can totally make them come true, you guys, but just not right away.
Ms. Sapsworth. I was just making sure that everything was still here.
Output: Is that why you're wearing my granny's emeralds?
We do have bread at home though. So, I don't think it would be one of them.
Output: OK. Well, guess what? This case has my full attention from here on out.
Cats. Olives. Olives are not cats. What have I been saying? The last thing I remember is being doinked on the head.
Output: The voice command of the x-ray machine seems to be working. It's scanning.
You want us to take our shoes off on the red carpet?
Output: Yes, at the beginning. You could really help us out with this.
Oh, Mary Sue, you look so beautiful today.
Output: Thank you. I'll meet you later. I don't want to talk about it in front of everybody right here, please.
Welcome to the plane, Clinton. We've been waiting for you.Take a seat.
Output: Thank you. Anywhere I want? Can I take this middle seat?
I'm going to have to do my lady's act in the show. I can't do that.
Output: You mean swallowing swords? It's very difficult.
Brent, I just don't understand why your father sounds younger than you.
Output: The harsh conditions in prison can often age a person.
Ms. Carson, was he a snitch that Mr. Paulson?
Output: Um, in a sense yes.  He told people I had a drinking problem.
Being in love with someone doesn't mean you want to be exactly like them. Just talk about what you like about Trumpet Davis.
Output: Trumpet Davis, I like the way you play saxophone, but your name's Trumpet. I like the way you make me want to be a more mysterious, more multi-leveled person.
Troy. You know, I've long been protective of my little girl, Luanda. She means the world to me. And, you know,  I wouldn't trust her to go off with just anyone. I should say, I wouldn't trust the person that she would go off with. I don't really trust her either. There's something about her.
Output: She so young. She's barely 18. Freshly 18.
Am I some kind of monster, kids?
Output: Yeah, Dad, you're a deep resonant booming monster.
My name is Delorians Delorians several Delorians Thompson.
Output: Wow, that's a great name. I was just admiring your monogram. I wasn't sure what it stood for.
Can I just say I appreciate y'all. I appreciate y'all very much. I mean, y'all accept me. The post office is really home.
Output: You know, a lot of people would say that the last place they want to be is the post office. But for you, it's the first place you want to be.
This is exciting. If you did, that makes you for sure a more interesting person. I would almost be willing to seed my winning to you if I found out that  you had some checkered past.
Output: Yeah, I would take my hat off on television for that.
You have to smash the patriarchy if you're going to get anywhere.
Output: Good luck slapping it to the man when you're a woman.
Excuse me, sir. I was in here just a little while ago and you said a funny thing and I wrote it down on my pocket thing. I cannot find it.
Output: I found it and I rolled it up like a scroll and I put it in the register.
He has no shame.
Output: That's true. I don't. I medically don't.
Stop making fun of me, my name is exotic.
Output: Your name ends in a t so you're probably from that backwards country called Country.
Wait a minute, let me try one of those freshly boiled bagels.
Output: Sure, here you go. It's a poppy seed.
Okay, but, uh, you know this is the third honey Mario and Luigi have worked for you on.  You have had a lot of wives.?
Output: Yeah, but the third time's a charm, no?
Whale time might as well be jail time.
Output: Oh, that's better because it rhymes.
We're going to get up to that moon first, Premier Khrushcev. How are you going to feel about that?
Output: We're going to get up there before you guys. We're gonna make some toast up there, brother.
Hey, is this string cheese for everybody, do you think?
Output: Well, clearly, someone has a low-cal dairy children's snack fetish, so yeah. There's some almonds in here too.
Well don't you hang out at that diner a lot too, besides the motorcycle garage you own?
Output: Yeah, with my fellow teenagers. That's all I eat, diner food.
These assholes that I work with think that I'm drunk, which I'm not, obviously.
Output: Why you chose to have an intervention at a Bennigan's is beyond me.
I'm Pam. Pam Weinstein. No relation to the pope.
Output: Pam, what a beautiful name. It reminds me of my favorite cooking spray.
Wow, a fan. You have TV in this tree house?
Output: No, the people a couple doors down do. I put a cup to the window and listened to it.
We know. We've kinda been keeping track of you guys in the last five years since we met at that state fair.
Output: We thought you guys were so cool, and then you just ran away once we told you.
Testing wall strength.
Output: You know what? I'm just going to run right at this.
I have a plan for my life. I've had this plan since I was very young. If you would just stick around and have a little faith.
Output: Where do I fit in this plan, lawyer? Where do I fit in the plan?
I didn't think this place was one of those places where you needed identification. I thought you can just kind of come in here and just do your thing.
Output: You know, this is an Italian restaurant. We don't normally check ID.
I'm tiny like a child though. I have a voice like a child.
Output: When your mom was pregnant, we weren't expecting to be parents and we were just trying a lot of stuff back then.
Have you met anyone else? I didn't think there was anyone else in this maze.
Output: Yeah, they're very forgettable though. I don't remember a lot of their names.
Oh, wonderful, dear. I'm just in here making some cornbread.
Output: Oh, cornbread. That's my favorite.
We need you to drop the suit against Claire. Now, I know you're just the receptionist.
Output: I can validate your parking.
Since you found the pinata stick, it's now your quinceañera.
Output: I never had a quinceañera before. I was too poor to age.
I guess I should get back to work unless you don't think I should. Maybe you can think of something else for me to do.
Output: Jerezebelle, you need to do what makes you happy.
Is it cold like it's supposed to be??
Output: Well, it's cold to my skin. It's a cool 69.
I can't grant your wishes. I'm just a fraud.
Output: Wait, what about my wish, where I possibly could be the manager.
Keep going, Sassafras.
Output: I gotta do what that person says. They've got a very loud voice.
Black Box Community Theater is doing their own tradition o that same play.
Output: Oh yeah, we know. We were going to see it.
Hello, Ma'am. Happy Anniversary!
Output: Thank you. I hate to love him and I love to hate him.
If we steal this idea, we'll make a viral fortune. We'll be YouTube superstars.
Output: Take that Logan Paul.
I was hoping I could meet your wife and have a couple of kids, but I guess there's nowhere around here that a man can get kids.
Output: Well now, hold on a second. I have a terrible relationship with my daughter. I'm sure she'd love to have a new father. And she also brings with her this young man, Tom.
It seems like you have a lot going on, so maybe I should leave now.
Output: Actually, this is one of the calmer times Mom and I have had in awhile.
It was the feather boa that caused us to shrink.
Output: Oh, yes, feather boas are very tricky. Sometimes you wrap it around my neck and I think that if it came to life, it would strangle me.
Paulie, can you hold the baby? She's full of germs.
Output: Oh, that's OK. I'm only afraid of doorknobs.
Do you want to add the feature where a butler comes and gives you champagne whenever you get in your car?
Output: Fancy champagne? I will have to say oui, merci.
Mama, Papa? Where did you go?
Output: Oh, look who it is. Uh, we had to go on some errands and we forgot that you were here. Sorry about that.
We don't have Fantastic Sams in Idaho.
Output: You guys have Fantastic Dales, right?
Calista, stop being such a a bully.
Output: There's no bully like a coward, I always say.
That one wheel Segway looked dangerous. The girl riding it looked like she was going to bite it.
Output: Oh, she did. She went down really hard.
Doris, you don't like being a human?
Output: No, it's scary. Who's going to feed me?
Hey, snake, bit his glove.
Output: Yeah, do it. It has string cheese and milk and yogurt on it.
Hey I'm the meter maid I heard you were looking for a job.
Output: You are willing to let me have a job,? Thank you so much, I'll empty all of your meters for you today.
Dr. Brown, why are these two fighters still standing on the scale for their weigh-ins?  It's been 20 minutes, already!
Output: Sir, I'm so sorry.  I know that the weigh-in line is already out the door.  These two contestants seem to be having some sort of face off right here on the scale.
You used to play the spoons, didn't you?
Output: I did. It was in a travelling national anthem band.
What if we split up when we get to the mall? I'd like to go to Sears.
Output: I like to go to the boy store.
How does she not remember that she flew to Paris and stayed with me for a week?
Output: You know, we're always trying to make room in our brain for new experiences, so we don't hang onto a lot of memories.
Oh, has there been a change in the dictionary?  Does ridiculous mean beautiful now?
Output: I don't know.  I don't get to read that often.  People don't throw away dictionaries.
I don't want this anymore, Rumplepilpkin. My dad's got diabetes.
Output: You got the sugar?
We'll have to see if our birthmarks match up when we touch tongues.
Output: Well, that's your business. I can see already that they're identical.
Don't you want the space program to continue? People will care about the program more after the astronauts die on the moon.
Output: Fellas, I was torn. I didn't have a better idea. I said let's do a sexy car wash. Then Jones came up with this idea of having a couple of astronauts die on the moon. You gotta admit, it'll get a lot of attention.
I was in the bathroom. I had to take a number two.
Output: What have you been eating? You just went two minutes ago!
You know why I came here. I want a "pot roast."
Output: Okay. You know we got the best deals. And you know why I'm not saying it out loud. Don't want to scare people off.
There's only one thing that can stop this cult, the satanic ritual. There's reason there's no churches for miles around.
Output: I said there was a chapel on the property, but it was a lie.
Hey, there's a little guy in the corner that has something to say, apparently.
Output: I think we should, I mean, we've got blood diamonds. I think we should get something even worse than a blood diamond. Takes some kid's soul and put it in a diamond, maybe.
I didn't mean for my whole family to be turned to stone.
Output: I was on my way to the bathroom.
The lady said it's time to put the heart in my bear, but I don't want that. Leave it out.
Output: But if the heart doesn't exist in the bear then the bear could turn evil.
Now that Mom's in a coma, you don't seem like our real dad.
Output: Our marriage is drawn up nice and legal. Absolutely, I am your legal father.
We're trying to attract gentlemen of great means, whereas your huge hat makes you look like a muskateer.
Output: Well it denotes to people that I'm a man of status, because look at my large beautiful hat.
Now your mom just has that tattoo on her shoulder forever?
Output: That's right. I'll do anything for my kid. I'll do anything for little Jimmy.
You can start singing the alphabet anywhere you want.
Output: I feel like I should start with G because I'm thinking gee, this is a crazy time.
I'm sorry that we had to break up. It's crazy that we got married at Coachellas seven years ago. I think that the divorce is right.
Output: What do we do about the moon juice poster? Should we switch off on the weekends?
Wait. My bread bag's caught in the hinge of the door.
Output: Why were you even wearing your bread bags? You wasn't going into space.
Any advice for robot students like me?
Output: Hello my friend, Robot Pinkerton.
Waiter, can I have another one of those rose slushies please?
Output: Yes, I understand that the staff here, we're all wearing t-shirts that say rosé-all-day. But hey, it's 11am and this would be your 7th.
Do you mind if I set my coffee cup on the top of your perfectly flat hairdo that you're worried about messing up?
Output: I don't mind, Helly, but if I should trip or stumble, it might drop liquid onto your skin.
Are you about to break that window and retrieve that egg salad sandwich?
Output: I think we should because that egg salad sandwich looks like it's struggling for air and overheating.
I didn't even think of that. I rented this place that guaranteed that they had a DVD player.
Output: But the movies you rented are VHS.
It's a secret Tums spot that's only going to air for the Illuminati.
Output: Oh, believe me. I'm on the mailing list. It's goes to a secret PO Box though.
Class, settle down so we can take attendance.
Output: Are you hung over sir? You're sweating?
Yes, we heard there was a Dracula re up and we said, well, we have to see this for ourselves.
Output: Thank you for giving us a second chance, and the roast beef is on the house.  I'll include it in your buffet.
I can't imagine anyone doing a better job in this role on Spin City than Michael J. Fox.
Output: May he be complete forever.
I'm a latch key kid. I don't even have baby sitters. I just have myself.
Output: I'm a latch key kid too. A first generation latch key kid.
I hope I didn't screw the air that time.
Output: Well, I'm pinching myself and I'm still here, so I guess it worked or Mom just had sex with the Swedes again.
Marge, I think you're getting very caught up in the post-WWII time period. You drove an Edsal to work today and you're wearing that tweed skirt-suit.
Output: Well, what do you want me to wear, flip flops?
Garold, why didn't you get much sleep last night? It wasn't because you were sleepwalking, right?
Output: He does sleep walk and she was married and I'm the child of that marriage.
You guys were gonna kill me?
Output: I wasn't. But yes, he was going to kill you.
When we started you here at this place and made you the receptionist, it was because we thought you wanted a career in makeup.
Output: I did, but now I want a career in acting. I want to take over theater and play every part at every age, and every generation. And you can't stop me. You've already taught me your tricks.
Mr. Brennan, help yourself to a carton of cigarettes. We just got a bunch lying out here.
Output: Oh, thank you. We're having a bit of a Magnificent Seven reunion here at the baseball game.
There's only one explanation, besides the one that you offered. Christ wouldn't have done made that ticket in 1947.
Output: I doubt it. He wasn't around then, right?
Arthur, Miriam, the flowers have gotten here.
Output: First of all, I don't know why they were so late because we're about to get kicked out.
These are all the laws that you passed. You thought being a mayor would make you happy, but it seems to have made you kind of worse.
Output: I gotta say, it seemed like I was happy for a little bit. But the longer I'm here, the worse it gets.
I hear it's tough being a nighttime Christian, because how are you gonna, like, tell your dreams not to swear or listen to secular music?
Output: Well, that's why I spend half my day in confession. From the night before.
I'm so happy that you're here visiting on my birthday of all days.
Output: I was looking for some lodging in your wonderful logging town.
So, Perry, you were swallowed up by this whale 17 years ago you said?
Output: Yeah, with my wife and kid and Lou Ferrigno and our dog Turtle.
My son plays offensive tackle. He's a big boy.
Output: Oh, so he probably likes to fight a lot.
Not asking patients about themselves seems almost contrary to being a doctor.
Output: Maybe. But I am not a good doctor.
I do know if you can get typhoid from Thai food, but I won't tell you.
Output: Why wouldn't you tell us, we're the last three people alive, we think.
Would you ever read comic books young lady?
Output: I would give it a shot, I hear they have guys with crotch bulges in there?
I don't want to go out there. I can't sing. My voice is too low.
Output: Getty, what are you talking about?
This lamb is our daughter, Carolyn.
Output: Very pleased to meet you, Carolyn. You're very beautiful in a very obscene way.
My dad's got huge gout on his foot.
Output: I ate a whole goose and now I regret it.
Hey, Billy. Now, none of that. Remember rule number two. Always accept different forms of life and different forms of consciousness. And that's what Pinkerton is. You'll never get it if you're going to be prejudice against other beings or entities.
Output: I just can't believe I'm going to school with robots and mon calamaris.
We've been spending the coins to keep the clubhouse going. It costs rent.
Output: We also order pizza twice a day.
I'm just expressing my admiration, you know.
Output: Alright, well, some of us ain't comfortable with emotions.
Fertility is one of your requirements for a business partner?
Output: Well, that's one of my sociopathic requirements because I want to further my line. It's a way of ensuring that I live forever.
My name is Shaun.
Output: Shaun? What kind of Shaun? An A-U? An A-W? An A-U-G-H-T-H?
I almost feel bad picking this guy's pockets.
Output: Did he just try to eat his own hand?
I've never felt more myself than when I have another self within me.
Output: Well, you are radiant, you've a beautiful glowing from within and, of course, you look very pregnant.  It's a bit of a distraction, don't you think?
You don't want Doris at home. She's a terrible burden.
Output: Yes, that robe is open literally all the time.
Charlie's dad texts from India occasionally.
Output: Oh, my. The roaming must be off the charts.
You heard Tom say that Moana thing, right?
Output: It's like he threw raisin potato salad in your face.
Listen, we've spent the last five months look for breakfast. I think we can spend a day or two looking for the hot springs and we'll just see where it takes us.
Output: Probably marriage. I'm betting marriage.
Hey, look! The dog is using his paw to page through that gourmet magazine.
Output: Yeah, just like Doris did. It's almost like the dog is Doris.
Well I am just about at the end of my rope, Jeanine.
Output: That's a really inappropriate thing to say since Roberto appears to have hanged himself. Which may or may not have been a carefully cloaked robot murder.
I'll roll down the window. That's my job.
Output: Alright, Deidre.
All right from here on out, you're on your own.
Output: You would really do that, wouldn't you? Oh my god you already packed my bags?
Excuse me, Ma'am. Why did you leave New Jersey?
Output: I felt like I had too much class for the place.
My name is Militia.
Output: My name is Dark Crystal. It's time for you to take your fifteen minute break.
Dr., I notice there is no wedding ring on your ring finger.
Output: That's true. The sea has claimed all of my wives.
Yes, back at home we have some jumper cables. We each have our own set.
Output: I feel like we have so much in common. Do you guys want to go to lunch?
Well, I'm embarrassed of my scar. It's unsightly.
Output: Well, I think it's sexy, because I got a ton of time on my hands.
So, I guess I'm not entirely sure what your problem is with Hank Thompson.
Output: Here's the thing. He had his office full of stuff that I know he couldn't have owned.
Do you feel like going into a k-hole?
Output: Yes, I would love to just stare at one part of carpet for five hours.
I hope my new weapon is a cane.
Output: Well, you hoped right. And hope floats, and so does this cane, because it's eel skin.
Look, I found some roast beef here in my kerchief pocket.
Output: Oh, I thought that was a pocket square.
Yeah, something feels a little bit weird about this because I just met and I'm already helping you, but I heard so much about you so I'm sure it's fine.
Output: It's fine. We're going to get married after this. So I hope this thing with that other girl that you're leaving with isn't serious. She could be our nanny.
Here's the thing. I know my wife is very cool. I mean, I'm married to her, and obviously I enjoy the fact that she's very cool.
Output: Hey, since you know her so well, can you put in a word for me? Like, find out what her deal is?
You don't want the kids or the pediatrician to get sick?
Output: Either one. I don't want to be responsible for an epidemic if the kids get sick or if the pediatrician gets sick and passes it onto other kids.
Here's how you know the difference between Disney world and Disney Land. Disney World has Epcot Center and Disney Land got funnel cake.
Output: I smell funnel cake. I'm at Disney Land.
Eleanor, I gotta put you down. My shoulders are killing me. How about you stand in front of me a little bit, huh?
Output: Alright. It was nice being up here in the rarified air. But, go ahead.
I was Pat and now I am Antonio.
Output: Oh, just like Banderas. Like Antonio Banderas. I loved him in Evita.
Catastrophic climate change, huh? It's December in Florida. Who would have thought we'd have ice.
Output: Clinton, I think they're messing with us. How would there be ice in Florida?
All right, you guys are right. It was my bomb. I didn't want to to admit it but it went off and I panicked and I drove us straight to the bottom of the ocean. Or this large body of water, I don't know - it's non specific.
Output: Whatever it is it's big enough to accommodate an airship that also does stunt shows.
Do you think that it's a bad sign your parents left as soon as I told them about my swing-ska obsession?
Output: Well, knowing mama and papa, they're probably going to want to poison you. I didn't want to bring this up.
You know you can backspace though, right? You know that you can delete words in your text?
Output: That's bullshit. Backspace is bullshit and I'm not taking that with me into 2019. I'm on a typewriter lifestyle.
Ken, no one wants you to murder anyone. You're a time criminal.
Output: I know, but it will give you guys some news. Think of the ratings you'll get.
Richard, how many times do I have to tell you that long speeches with metaphor and simile are mine?
Output: I'm trying to make my thing where I just reverse what someone says and making it sound trippy, you know what I mean?
You opened my eyes.  I now realize that I'm in a job that I find unfulfilling, and I never thought about it until now.  Maybe I could have a job that I like instead of a job that I just feel is a terrible drudgery that I dread going to.
Output: I don't know what to say.  I feel like I've broken down so many of your emotional barriers today and, being your mechanic and all, I haven't even begun to touch your car.  This is momentous.
I'm afraid of stilts. That's why we're so distant, Janet. I'm afraid of moderate heights.
Output: Honey, if that's all there is to this, look, I'm going to take off my shoes, put my knees in my shoes, and go real Dorf for you.
Well, he acts like he's shy, but really he's got an underlying meaning for throwing all those parties, and if you just knew what his underlying agenda was, you'd be so upset. It's despicable.
Output: Did he invite you to these parties? Maybe you're mad about him not inviting you. Maybe that's what this is about.
I thought you remembered everybody you ever met.
Output: Isn't that the proof? I just called you Charlie.
All right. I'll meet you back at the store. I shouldn't have left it alone this long.
Output: Yeah, that's weird. You're the only employee and the door is wide open.
I didn't even know that you didn't get permission slips to take the kids to the zoo.
Output: Oh, yeah. I said "Let's go!" and then I put them in a burlap sack.
You know, I was thinking about the serpent at the other camp across the way.
Output: The satanist camp?
This is romantic, sweetheart.
Output: It is, isn't it? It's like you're having a baby yourself.
I feel like you keep sawing the legs off, and then you think it's not right.  You saw the legs off of the other side.  It's getting shorter and shorter.?
Output: It's a little ping pong table.  It's the truth.
We're getting rid of the pirate ship.
Output: Everyone loves the pirate ship. It gives them that funny feeling in their stomach.
How's it been going, Tom?
Output: Well, I couldn't use the bathroom. It's like an infinity pool in there.
I don't have arms. You forgot to draw my arms.
Output: You're an experimental abstract.
I'm under the umbrella of LensCrafters.
Output: How would I know you're under an umbrella? I can't see. That's very rude.
Some cultures call the potato the earth apple.
Output: OK. That makes sense. I thought that's what people from mars called our apples.
That was quite an arduous journey, Ruth. I feel as if my bones have been shaken all about in my body.
Output: Well, I have  a lot of hay in my hair and you have some old coats still left on you.
Oh, my God. That's terrifying branding. I might rethink this gig.
Output: I know. Wait until we exit through the gift shop.
Oh, good. You've got the key.  Now, we're going to see this Michael Jackson puppet get what it deserves.
Output: Yeah, we're going to see some of this hand magic you've been bragging about.
I mean, what, we're just here forever? This weird empty space?
Output: I don't know. If we're in purgatory, I guess so.
Asking if I have drugs is an inappropriate question to ask at a drug awareness seminar.
Output: I just wanted to know if you're still good with your sobriety. That's what I was asking.
You know, my leg is right here with me, but it's not attached to me.
Output: Oh, okay.  Well, keep it close and give it a little hug.
I have a cough lozenge for one if you'd like one, my man.
Output: Well, I wouldn't say no. I mean I almost coughed and I don't want to cough. I don't think anyone really likes it.
Brigadier Private is a clown.
Output: I know. Nobody likes him guys, but he's under contract. He'll be around for awhile.
Mr. Buffett, please don't kill Sandy. Please. She didn't quote a Steve Miller song to you.
Output: Oh, fine. She's too far away anyway.
Are you still there? Hello, hello?
Output: I'm still here. Are you pretending that you can't hear me? That you lost me? You can't lose someone in a confession booth!
And all that you described is football?
Output: Basically. Yeah, that's how it's played.
Craig T. Nelson has top bill. This is a Craig T. Nelson film.
Output: What about Chris O'Donnell or Scott Wolf? Can they be in it?
The Streets? Of course, we've all heard of The Streets.
Output: I've driven on them.
Mom, won't you stay here for some child/adult interplay, perhaps with an educational perhaps with an educational toy.
Output: Stop watching Sesamee Street. Jesus, I gotta get cigarettes.
Tim, do you want to hang out tomorrow?
Output: Sure. Will I really get to see you?
I know she's in love with me. I saw her on the street. She looked right in my eyes and I could tell she was in love with me.
Output: Hold on, what's that refrain she's singing?
Nobody call the police.
Output: You're right. It will ruin the neighborhood.
It's so sweet that Roger wants to play host for a little while.
Output: We did come all the way up here, we might as well enjoy it. I wasted so much gas.
I've always wondered what it would be like to be mean and angry.
Output: Well, try it right now. Try being mean.
Evelyn, you know Garold is a very eligible bachelor.
Output: He's a very eligible Orzaball, which is very important. It's probably the most important thing about him.
Hey, guys, I can see the cabin up ahead. Let's run to it.
Output: I bet they got toys and trinkets in there.
Why were you even wearing your bread bags? You wasn't going into space.
Output: But I wanted to.
Ma'am, can I interest you in a scented breath? We have coconut, espresso, butter pecan and loganberry.
Output: Yes, I can't turn down a scented breath. I think I'll go with a butter pecan breath.
I've got fifty cents, how about you Chuck?
Output: I've got fifty cents too. It's my last fifty cents. I'll probably be dead soon.
Does Forest read helpful?
Output: I don't know if he can read at all.
Mary got slurped into a Maytag?
Output: It was crazy. She got spit out of the water and she hit her head on the boat.
I took a dump in my pants.
Output: Yeah, we're aware of that. You don't need to keep mentioning it all the time.
It's a bit of a distraction, don't you think?
Output: Well, you know what's a distraction?  Elizabeth's webbed chin!
Let me just - just, devil's advocate. If you are a human, how do we explain that to people after smoking your human body?
Output: I was just saying, what if we start with the hair? Start with the hair, get a little buzz. See if we get high.
You're looking at me like I haven't been looked at in a while.
Output: I like a woman who knows what kind of cereal she wants.
You think we went a little overboard cursing the guy who gave you a parking ticket?
Output: I think you went a lot overboard and I hope all of you got my memo. We made poster, banners, and buttons. This is a clean work environment.
I wanted this to be broken. I broke the frame that my mom put her divorce papers in because I was mad and sad.
Output: I can't read. I didn't know what that was.
You've all taken your molly and it's been 25 minutes. How are you all feeling?
Output: Sir, permission to speak to your beautiful face. I am feeling like I could just hug you so hard right now, sir.
Sometimes I wish we we had more of a life together. Most of the time I find myself just trapped in the corner.
Output: Well Chris, that's because you won't play my man vs. man hunting game I like to play. Haven't you seen me playing?
I've never really had to process those kind of emotions. I mean, based on my actions here today, it's very clear that I'm a sociopath.
Output: Just like your grandfather. He was a sociopath and I loved him to pieces.
We outta sell them placards. We never even thought of selling them, but we steal a ton of them.
Output: They're just so easy to take.
We didn't put a mic on you, sir. We didn't know you were going to be hopping on set.
Output: It's my thing. That's what I do. I saw the superhero go that way!
So, Marge and I will go back to our marriage and you go publish another book or whatever?
Output: I was thinking what's the opposite of hell? Maybe we could open an ice cream shop together.
Hey, Wilt Chamberlain. You know me from backstage.
Output: Sure, you're Rush's roadie, aren't you?
Doris Dog, You processed some words that your food lady said?
Output: When I was waiting in the box at her birthday party, she was talking about her job.
I think I'll go with a butter pecan breath.
Output: OK. You're a woman after my own heart. You're really going to enjoy this scent.
You were sleep walking on a plane, during 9-11?
Output: Yeah, but there were a lot of planes that day. It was a plane going to Dallas/Ft. Worth.
Oh, look. Your brother looks just like you.
Output: But you can tell who's who because they're missing the opposite arm. So you gotta just know that, each one missing the opposite arm.
I just want to say that no matter what happens, we played a great game. If we win, I'm going to adopt you two.
Output: Oh, my God. It's finally coming true. We have a two point lead. The odds are in our favor. There's no way we can fail.
Oh, I just assumed... I assumed once we spun the salad dry, we'd take it out of the tank.
Output: No, I - this was... to try and have a nice dinner in the tank, I can see it's obviously a lot of fun for the people watching us - out there - they seem to be really enjoying the fact that no matter how many times I spin the salad, it will not get dry.
Unfortunately, we were prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
Output: That's right. We've never had ten year old children sentenced to community service before.
Joseph's head was bashed in with a rock.
Output: That was a great rehearsal. It felt real. I felt like we really connected.
I was broke up after your mom fell out that window and I was desensitized to violence. I saw a movie just last night that changed everything.
Output: Was it that one with the zombie mom?
So, from the waste up, you have no veins?
Output: There's no veins. I had them redirected to the legs.
And I have an NRA discount. Are you still doing that, or is this one of those PC LensCrafters?
Output: It's one of those PC LensCrafters. We don't give things that make shooters better at seeing.
My honey and I woke up and I suggested that we have a TV day because we haven't done it in so long.
Output: You started your day with TV? What a waste of time.
Mom and Dad, today I learned so much stuff about black history, the first 9-11 call and acapella soul singing.
Output: Oh, honey. I'm so glad they let us giraffes go to school with your neck and all.
I don't want to fire you, Doctor, but I'd love if you'd resign.
Output: I know what that means. I better go.
Are you mortal? Or do you hold powers you haven't yet even discovered?
Output: Well, that's a good question. Sometimes I feel a little telekinetic-y. Like I can move something with my mind.
I wish that it didn't have to be like this and that you could just trust me again.
Output: Let's not make this about our decades long, yet ended marriage.
There is something going on with the heat.
Output: Yes, I keep it on so that you three will be strong!
I arrived at that meeting late, after that guy was dead.
Output: I remember hearing about that. His PowerPoint was so boring he slit his own throat.
Is he OK? He's making strange sounds.
Output: I've never heard him make that sound before but he's trying so hard to please us. He knows how much is at stake here.
I'm going to confess something to you. My associate Timothy and I, we did not know if you meant the American measurement of Fahrenheit - the empirical measurement - or the European metric measure of Centigrade.?
Output: I also believe Canadians use it.
Oh, absolutely.  We can defer the boat to go around the storms, but it's going to take longer to get to, uh, Venice.?
Output: No, Mario.  This isn't just a regular yacht.  It's a chic yacht.
Was that echo me or you?
Output: It's hard to tell. The wifi is really bad in here.
He's at the club at the bottom of the hill. We told you that several times.
Output: I'm just so nervous to go. He didn't love me then, what if he doesn't love me now?
Can I ask you a question? Did you have to go through the whole training camp and the boot camp and all that? Since you were just lancing boils was yours slightly shorter?
Output: I had to do the whole thing and the boil lancing was kind of "you're bad at everything else, we'll give you something to do." The Sergeant said "I guess we'll let you come." He just gave me a little needle.
What's that raven doing at this parrot jungle? I wonder what it wants.
Output: Each of you have a secret that you haven't yet revealed. The one that is most honest will be spared.
Arlene, you've got to come home. I miss you.
Output: It sounds like you need to find your child.
Hera turned another woman into a cow!
Output: She turned Zeus into a jerk with all her nagging.
If Sam Houston is still alive, he would be so old, he must be immortal somehow.
Output: OK. What are some of the immortal things we know about?