niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
I don't care that you watch Will & Grace, I'll watch it with you for fuck's sake.
Output: Melissa, I know in the past I was a little critical about you watching Will & Grace. But if your ex-husband wants to watch it with you, you have my blessing.
Man, I'm sick of this Sumatra blend coffee. This dark roast is dark as hell, man. I want some French roast.
Output: I hate to interrupt you guys. If you're interested in trying one of the coffee samples we have, go ahead. Otherwise, I'll have to ask you to move aside in the line.
Once they hear a child's died on stage, they can't help but attend.
Output: So, they're not here now, but after word gets out that the child murder is committed...
Oh, he broke loose. He's out in the world, but I think he's happier that way. He likes to hunt.
Output: Well, this is great news for the dog, but maybe not great news for the world at large. Since he likes to murder people and all.
I'm the phantom of this place.
Output: The phantom of our one bedroom apartment? You'd think would have seen you before this.
That'd be terrible. As soon as the Russians are on the moon, they're already waiting in line for bread.
Output: That's the problem with communism, right there. There are too many lines.
It was a pretty intense fight. It was much more physical than I described it.
Output: I mean, it gave me a chill hearing about it.
Hello, may I help you. Would you like to buy a piano?
Output: I would like to buy a piano. I heard your Jewish voices from way far away.
You should make sure you eat nutrient rich foods because he will absorb all the nutrients and you will get all the calories.
Output: Then I will have some hotdog buns.
I already told you. I want an elf costume for my baby.
Output: Sir, I'd suggest you step right over to the other side of the complex to the Transamerica, they've got all types of costumes. Especially elf.
Targin, would you excuse us for a moment while I hold a family meeting?
Output: Sure, I'll just hang out over here and enjoy my butter brickle ice cream.
Look behind that. There's the other six Port-o-Potties.
Output: I see them. Six, seven, eight. There's nine in all.
I wanted to let you know that Hank Thompson might be the guy that stole the police evidence.
Output: I'll tell you right now. If anyone can bring this guy down, there is a hefty prize on that guys head.
Trish, you're asexual?
Output: You guys know I'm asexual. Have you ever seen me interested in anything other than a cheeseburger?
I'm gonna waft this one in the air towards you right now.
Output: I want to resist but I can't. Oh my god, it melted on my tongue like a salty snowflake.
Excuse me, I forgot my bag in the back and I came over to grab it.
Output: Kay, it's been six months since you got fired.
I don't know much about cars.
Output: I mean, I don't want to brag, but I do.  That's my passion; that's my love right there, and you've got a beautiful Passat.
I'm thinking of the other thing you said about how you have to love what you do.  Otherwise, what's the point of going on?
Output: Oh, yeah.  Existence and what is the meaning of life.  We could die anytime, you know?  We could get fatally stabbed in the stomach tomorrow.  So, you know, why not love what you do?
Please call me Pinky.
Output: Pinky, I'm sorry. I should remember you like to be address informally.
Listen, I don't know if I'm going to make it. I have part of a snack inside of me.
Output: Oh, you're preaching to the choir. I've had many snacks inside of me over the years.
Marshan, this play is terrible. Next time we come to New York, we gotta really make it worth it. It's gotta be a good play.
Output: Maybe it's because we're standing in the back. If could be closer, we could probably hear.
So, you're telling me that you would prefer someone that was made into two half people.
Output: Yeah, I mean, it's pretty lonely down here in the subway.  I don't need a lot of complications like being in love with two twins who are resected into one.
General, why are you so wealthy.
Output: It's like lottery tickets are coming out of your pants, left and right.
Unmarried means I live somewhere else and don't see you very often.
Output: So, no biggie. You never really liked your father, anyway.
It must take a long time to get your doctorate in medicine.
Output: Yeah, two months.
We've got a lot of work to do if we're going to pass you off as a dentist to these children
Output: What do you mean we have a lot of work to do? You're just going to make me put on your clothes.
Well, Dianne and I couldn't help but notice that you're not so much wearing a shirt as you are a series of band-aids. Is that how you plan on dressing every day?
Output: I can loosen up for sure. This is my more uptight look.
You left some hazy instructions when you were being strangled by the monkey's paw. Can you please just go over it with me?
Output: Yes, open the piano. Use the keys to play the tune.
I appreciate the NBA, but I prefer to have my own competition.
Output: Your own competition? Well, that's never been done before.
We have to kill Geum. Federal agents have to kill federal agents sometimes.
Output: Everyone knows that rule, of course. But I've been working with Geum for a long time. He's a good guy. I know he's had a difficult time here getting information, But I don't think we should outright kill him.
A lot of times we use our bathroom behavior as an excuse and it's actually a metaphor for something bigger that's going on.
Output: I don't love myself.
Fraufrick. That's an interesting name. Where does that come from, do you know?
Output: I think that my parents thought I looked kind of like a frog?
The librarian was hit by a train?
Output: That's right. He was on the way to his birthday party.
You survived that hanging, you son of a bitch!
Output: Boy, I sure did. I just lost some of the mobility.
You see, he makes like he's in a box. Now he's walking against the wind.
Output: But you told me you were pickpockets. So you're also theater students?
We'll tell the cops that we were here the whole time and that we were swimming.
Output: Well, we don't know which crime they are going to ask us about. For the hospital fire, we can't really say you were here the whole time because you were in the hospital. Also, we don't have a pool.
Well Majorie, I think that's the best Rush show I've ever seen, eh?
Output: Yeah, and we've seen them all.
I'm Eve's husband, you jerk.
Output: You're Adam? I'm your, I guess, grandson. Many times removed.
I'm William Shakespeare. I traveled from the past. Let's not talk about it now. Let's check out those whales.
Output: Oh, my God, I'm so conflicted. I really love whales, but you're saying your William Shakespeare? That's a lot to take in.
I need a marketing tactic for peanut butter.
Output: They're all the same right? They seem like they're all the same.
You've been acting as a doctor and injecting people with things for years.
Output: Yeah, science is about experimentation. Read a book to me because I'm unable.
So you decided to be two people? Are you merely two people or are there other personalities? 
Output: I don't want to go into that. I have so many identities. I just wanted to have a nice, peaceful reunion with everyone on The Net.
Because they have the best eggs.
Output: Hotels do have the best eggs. They always have!
Let me tell you. I got it in with the big guy upstairs. I'm actually one of the big guys upstairs. I'm literally an angel.
Output: Whoa, wait am minute. Are you the archangel Gabriel? I thought you looked familiar.
I came over as soon as I got the news that we were making this movie and I 'd have no pay and zero trailer.
Output: It's the true spirit of Aid Man, the fat super hero, who wants to help.
Well, you're a little late if you're just now trying to take down corporate. This is the last Blockbuster. We're almost out of business.
Output: Last Blockbuster? Daddy-master, why didn't you tell us this before?
Just so you know, for an extra fifteen dollars you can take a picture with Mr. Ryner.
Output: That's true, I know you would like a photograph with me.
And, the valedictorian of this class, who is headed to work at the plant: Chuck ZZTop.
Output: We did it! Are we ready to do our choreographed dance to Thriller?
Whoa, that's the first time you guys have said no to anything I've asked for.
Output: We're getting smarter.
This is actually not a cave, Stuart. Most of you blacked out when the wave hit. We're in the belly of a whale.
Output: We're in a whale, in a whale belly. Look around, as you can see, all of this is belly. You can't see any other organs, because you're inside the actual belly.
It's such an honor Mr. Ryner, I have always wanted to meet you!
Output: Have you, that's funny because I have never wanted to meet you, ever!
You said everybody was cool. I'm not trying to pretend to be no child all day long. Let's get these doughnuts and get the hell out of here.
Output: It's not that simple. These guys, they're making these crazy doughnuts and they're going to be very cagey about it, you know?
The bird brought a message for you in its beak. What does it say?
Output: It says "breakfast you will never have as long as you do not recall the answer to the song of light and down the tunnel you will fall."
We have a big problem. Have you been down in the evidence room lately?
Output: I have not sir. I forgot the code and I was too embarrassed to ask for it.
Let's all thank Mr. Jasper for his wise words.
Output: Thanks for nothing, Mr. Jasper!
You watch how you talk to the boss.
Output: We will, we will. Please, lower your guns. We come in peace.
You can stay, but just like, in that little area where you are right there.
Output: OK. I love the, what do you call this, threshold? I can just hang out at the threshold.
Xavier, do you eat in your tree?
Output: Yes, I eat stuff that's in the tree. That's where I eat.
So, your improv to take the heat off yourself was to an invent an entire opposite religion.
Output: They believe in a Sky God. I mean, they're morons.
Rodney started cooking fries in the kitchen while we were sleeping and the tower is burning down.
Output: What why didn't the alarm go off we just had them checked by the company.
Where's that snickerdoodle I ordered? The snickerdoodle sundae?
Output: It's coming right up, sir. If you just go back to your table.
Why would you fill out one sodoku with the same number in all the squares?
Output: Oh, I always do that. It's the Lord's number.
That sounded like the artificial intelligence made a threat to me.
Output: As the creator of this artificial intelligence, I feel as if i have nothing to fear.
What were you saying? What's happening with the family?
Output: Oh, the kids are across the street at the ice cream shop.
Now, your honor, I'm just a seer suckered, brow mopping, country lawyer, but I don't know what this gentleman has to say.
Output: I would just like to discern what brow mopping exactly is.
Your daughter is very cruel. How sharper than a serpent's tooth to have a mean roasty child.
Output: You're right. I'm going to hit her the next time I see her.
Well, look Art. If this stadium is gonna get any rating higher than a B, we gotta clean out all these drunks.
Output: Aw yeah, because the stadium inspector's coming in. And a B stadium, you can only fill it in halfway.
They are living in a hill that is similar to ours, but different. Can you imagine?
Output: OK. I can't imagine. That seems like the worst. They should be forced to move.
We are very curious, Don, what do you want to find in the woods?
Output: Find the Port-o-Potty. They dropped off the van/truck.
I've got the guns, and on your signal I'm going to pass them underneath near my feet so you can grab them. They'll never see it coming.
Output: People will be too busy dying to notice my hands dropping them. It's a perfect plan.
It's definitely unorthodox to be secretive about your wedding date, but I support you in that.
Output: And I support you, which is why we love each other so much.
Well look at all those FBI agents floating up on the ceiling.
Output: You know what? This is a party. I'll get out the pinata sticks.
You guys have not been eating real food.
Output: I thought my stew looked like yarn.
I would have expected many more customers with the big day one launch of a new comic.
Output: Well, the truth is. No one really wants to hear from an overweight, fat Aid Man.
Look, you're a good kid. And I think you're doing a pretty good job. But you just seem overwhelmed.
Output: This is the first time I've ever been a valet, man-servant, houseboy. Whatever you want to call it. I just got out of cooking school.
Should we take a nap?
Output: Yes, for a nap. A nap would be so great right now.
Go ahead and get back out there.
Output: I'll go pick up your dry cleaning now.
When you moved the pantyhose, did you happen to find a key there?
Output: Oh, this one? I put it in my bra because I didn't want it to fall out.
Thank you and sorry to embarrass you in the future when you don't have any money.
Output: I'm just going to go drown my sorrows in some ice cream, I guess.
Look at them over there with their bald heads. They go together like a perfect figure eight.
Output: They're making each other cry, but happy tears.
My phone, it keeps playing this racist song.
Output: Are you going to look at it? That might be the ringer. It might be notifying you that you're getting an incoming call.
You can get a massage, honey. I feel like there's something wrong here. I'm going to take a walk.
Output: Well I can't turn down a four hand-er. Come on, boys!
Is this what you meant by doing other things?
Output: Well, it was the first thing that I thought of, and it certainly falls into the category of other.  I don't know.  Geez.  At first, you were speaking my language, Dirk.  Now I want to know what you mean by doing other things.
I am but a humble matchstick girl named fresh fish please save my society.
Output: Were going to do all we can do as president's in fact we already decided that were going to go ahead and roll out the maple syrup act so things are already on the right track for sure..
How would you like to be a part of band of pickpockets and occasional kidney thieves?
Output: I'd love it. Your name is Gaston, but I want to call you Happy.
Roger, let me have you dip your face in this bucket of baby powder.
Output: OK. That is refreshing. I feel much better now and am ready to go out on camera.
Kelly, I would like to record this for posterity. Do you mind speaking into the microphone, please?
Output: I feel very comfortable speaking into this microphone because it's not the barrel of a gun.
Congratulations, it's a girl. What name should I put on the birth certificate?
Output: It's Sandwicheria. S-A-N-D-W-I-C-H-E-R-I-A.
Have you seen this barricade?
Output: Oh, they have the severe tire damage spikes.
Honey, just open the door, just for a moment.  Oh, Whiskers wants to say hi!  Down boy!  He's only a St. Bernard, but he's a mongrel.  Pussibly, I think the food's here!  Sweetheart!?
Output: Okay.  You could come in Crocodear, but I really want to go to Venice.  We talked about it.
You have some really racist face paint on right now.
Output: Well, I didn't put it on. They put it on me.
It was not like this before the rif raff moved in with the laundromat.
Output: It's terrible. I should have stayed in jail.
I don't like my hair. I don't like my dumb hands.
Output: Why would you assign any level of intelligence to your hands, darling?
All right, I'll give you the supplies. But my dad, he almost always gets money upfront.
Output: Oh, yeah, but you have to understand. The way fathers do business is different from the way sons do business.
I'll read you the note the left. "Hello, we're both powerful tired and we're just going to lay down for a little bit. Do not disturb us and don't look too close at our necks."
Output: Hm, well, that's pretty convincing. It's just two people fell asleep and we thought it was a murder because someone called and said their was a murder and that you had gone "ape shit" to quote the caller.
Pardon me, German immortal man, French-German. Settle a bet for us. We have a little wager. They say if your wrists are bigger than your neck you have cancer. Stick out your wrists and put them here so we can measure.
Output: These are cancer measuring devices? They look like handcuffs.
Wait a minute, it's you. Matern. You work for me now?
Output: Yes, I'm your clark. It's like a clerk but everything's different in this town now.
Listen, meteor, us republicans need to get out of here. We have a big bus and we're going to head to the other side of the earth.
Output: Hmm OK. The time has been increased to 13 hours.
What's so special about this pen other than that it's invisible? Which is a big deal, so I get it.
Output: I know. Are you kidding? I'm Hitler. I love this kind of shit.
Okay, well I'm Prop Supervisor and that leaves me a lot of free time.
Output: Okay, well, use your free to get a tan or knit a sweater, but I am Script Supervisor.  I'm in charge of script.  You're in charge of props.  Why don't you go make love to your gummy rat, or whatever?
It wouldn't be the first time the baby brother has committed some sort of error in telling the truth, would it?
Output: No, I suppose not.  I freely admit that in past times I have fibbed here or there, but it was always in service of our organization.
England vs. Great Britain is one  of our more popular shows.
Output: It's wonderful because it's this magical land versus a very real place. Everyone loves it.
I wasted so much gas driving all the way up here.
Output: Wasted is a big word for visiting a friend on hospice.
There's a spot open in the band too if you want.
Output: In Primus? It's every clown's dream to join Primus.
Some people call it Dorito Dust!
Output: Ah, it is like gold dust.
You have so many Nickelback CDs in your collection.
Output: It's only Nickelback. He followed them around on tour.
Well, that would explain why I keep drinking people's blood.
Output: And that would explain why your skin is so fresh and radiant.
I'm sorry your mother abandoned you. My parents stuck around. They liked me.
Output: I guess that's why you're the captain.
So sorry, we didn't see you there. You were sort of blending into the background.
Output: I thought your skin was part of that leather couch.
Mike, you're so sweet to me.
Output: It's your style and your flair. It's the way you live your life that tells me for our 15th wedding anniversary, you want to swim.
Oh, welcome back from your adventure you two.
Output: Look, Carolyn got a tattoo.
Hi, Mr. Wiki. My name's Ben Jafarge.
Output: Oh Jafarge? There's a Jafarge family that invented brownie fudge up in northern Pennsylvania before it became unified as singular Pennsylvania.
I was cool with being naked, but now that I've eaten that apple, I need to hide my genitals away.
Output: You were gonna let a snake lick it before. Not just a snake, but a snake that's part devil.
Hey Dave, do you really think that Grandma hates me as much as she says she does?
Output: Yeah, man. She's pretty plain about it.
We died in a car. Our car is also a ghost.
Output: And it's cute.
I'm not in charge of getting them out of the van.
Output: You are now. I've promoted you up the pyramid.
I find it strange that you told me the story of the woman first and after that about the dog. It seems like the natural heighten would have gone dog first and then woman.
Output: You know, I get so excited to tell the story about the woman, I forget to put the dog first. The woman is the closer.
Hey, Diane. I don't know if you watch TV at all. Have you seen that show, Will & Grace?
Output: In the name of the father, son, and holy spirit. Now that show is not appropriate for our kind. I mean, Seinfeld, I can get behind. Friends, no problem. The 8 o'clock news, of course.
So my name's Tom.
Output: Oh, Caroline. So sorry. I should have said that as soon as we got in here.
Cookie, you've gotta get outta here. I think we're in danger.
Output: We gotta stop this cocaine fish.
Are we supposed to read every parenting book? Are we supposed to watch every therapy show?
Output: I don't know. I guess we could remember what foods our kids are allergic to and if they want  to go to New York City for their birthday.
Is the picture level? Oh, yes, Doctor, it's very level. Of course, I'm a nurse, so I have not been trained in many things.
Output: That's right. You sure do like correcting my use of words and how I don't know so many words for being a  Doctor.
Okay, remember, here is going to say parir.
Output: Yes, I've lived here for several years, I speak Spanish.
I came to a pediatrician's office because I thought you took care of kids.
Output: Well, yes. That's what  pediatrician does. We take care of children.
This old skeleton is wearing a Seattle Mariner's cap.
Output: Those caps are built to last.
I thought you did quite well on SNL. I think people liked you.
Output: You think people liked me? I guess I just felt like after I was in one movie, The Net, and then never a movie ever again, people didn't like me.
Welcome to Sears and Roebuck. How can I help you?
Output: You can help me by directing me toward a blender. I'm looking or a new blender with several blades in there and several speeds.
Well, for your information, I was not going to tell a story about a blimp.
Output: Oh you weren't? OK. Well, don't be offended, Rudy, OK? You know, it's just a common affliction that goes along with alcoholism. Memory loss.
Will my nose hurt after the surgery? Whenever I sniff?
Output: I don't know, but it will definitely make a sound. But you can pick the sound.
Look, you can have whatever you want. I'm going to move my development somewhere else, if that's alright with you Salvatore.
Output: As long as I can still invest.
Shannon, we're kind of wandering around. We've lost our car, too. It's a champagne Lexus SUV.
Output: Oh, I've passed like ten of them in here.
Well the doctor gave me a clean bill of health.
Output: Well, that's better than those dirty bills we kept getting in the past.
We want that blazer. You want the coffee. Then, you also want to rip our tickets for True West, which is hours from now.
Output: Yes, it's just to help you out. It's like checking in online for a flight.
Anonda wanted to do the dating game to figure out who she's going to be with
Output: I can't believe how quickly this all came together.
If you're looking for people to hang out with, I could come to your grandmother's funeral.
Output: Well, I'm waiting for my cousin James, who is coming in on this train. I wonder what is keeping the train.
The toilets are in the toilet aisle. Right now, you're in screen doors.
Output: That's what I thought these were, but I wasn't 100% sure.
Oh, that was weird.
Output: I felt a chill. Sort of a glitch or something.
Jimmy turn that telivision off I'm trying to sleep
Output: Dad it is my time on the TV you said even if you are trying to sleep that I could watch it!
Hold on, you think that Benson is too fanciful a story to happen in real life? A guy working at a government office?
Output: I just don't believe that a black man can hold that kind of position in government. That's all.
So, us black teachers can go to the teacher's lounge still?
Output: The doorway. You can just stand in the doorway of the teacher's lounge and look in.
Our final rule is no fraternizing. Don't sleep with coworkers.
Output: Our chemistry must be obvious to you. I can assure you, there's no sleeping going on.
Well, I did. No one's above the law. And you, saying I just can't shoot people. You know I'm a police person, right? It's kind of our thing.
Output: Yeah, I know that more than anyone here probably. Including the audience.
We're not here to judge the quality of the Jaws sequels, sir. We're just here to judge how long the snake is. We can't re-litigate Jaws and it's subsequent sequels right now.
Output: I would love to litigate it. I wish someone had taken it to court.
They should have some kind of refreshments.
Output: They do, look, that fat guy is taking everything though.
Could you please open the register, sir? This is of vital importance.
Output: I'm sorry, I've never done this before. You have to buy something for it to open.
I'm doing a full McConaughey for her. Lost weight, bleached my hair. I'm walking now.
Output: You're walking. You're not sitting in that wheelchair that you don't need?
I opened the door on my way out of the restroom to come out and wash my hands. As I pulled the stall door inward, there was a man hanging from it as though he'd been trying to push his way in.
Output: He is good and he is great. God is! Not the man. I'm putting my hand up in the air, can you not tell?
I'm Kerryanne from the film Poltergeist. I really like Joy Division.
Output: Oh, I wish I hadn't killed myself before that movie came out. It looked amazing.
Todd, I think Helen might be lying to us about this cousin.
Output: Can I confide something in you, Pamst? I feel like she might be one of those human killing robots.
That's kind of a bleak story.?
Output: My mama kind of gave up the reigns real soon because she was a dreamer. She's a pretty woman.
Your hands are shaking, Brandon.
Output: Yeah, I didn't sleep so good last night, Mr. Houston.
Is there a way we can seal him up? I don't want to say preserve. Just in a way that if he didn't get on worked now, we could deal with him later in another place?
Output: Well, if we had any water we could inject him with some of this freeze dried medicine.
I guess back to the drawing board because I was going to make an Esty shop for this.
Output: So your Esty shop was going to be "I'm selling bottles of water with glass inside"?
Well, it's a very dusty, abandoned puppet theater. With very long dust molecules. The molecules are approximately six feet or so.
Output: Wait, the molecules are that long? How long is the actual dust itself, that's visible to the eye?
Excuse me, but could you keep it down? My daughter is not feeling well and I think that the loud noises will startle her.
Output: I'm so sorry. My son is a trial and tribulation every day of my life.
Shut your goddamn mouth!
Output: Cindy, I'll pretend you didn't say that and I won't report you to the manager.
If a female foot fetishist comes in, you'll know when you see.
Output: Female foot fetishists are so rare.
We caught him red-handed with a computer, sending a personal email. That is our group computer. It is for work and solitaire.
Output: So we sent him to the manager's office.
Look, you guys called about two wild dogs trapped in cars. But, Officer Puffins, do you see any wild dogs trapped in any cars over here?
Output: I just see two open Honda Civics.
Wait! Viarda you are changing form again.
Output: It's true. I cannot stay any one thing for too long. I have to change shape in order to move the plot forward. Now I am a beautiful bird and I can carry you any place you wish as long a your heart is pure.
I'm feeling that whisky a little bit.
Output: Yeah, I'm so excited to walk this stage.
OK. Table for one.
Output: He'll take you to your table. Show 'em how it's done, Bob. Here's your moment to shine.
Take Methuselah's advice. She's been here 108 years.
Output: Being a model on The Price is Right is the greatest gig you can ever hope for.
I know, this is what I came here for. We gotta find some samples or I'm not going to feel like I have worth as a human being.
Output: Me either, Martin. I'm hungry and I don't want to buy food. So I came to this corn maze because that seemed like the quickest way to get free food.
Guys, I can't get the door unlocked. I'm the one pressing the button and I still can't coordinate my two hands.
Output: Just bash your head through the window. Come on.
You should be taking care of that goddamn dog. We got the dog for you, Bibbles.
Output: I know and I love it. Twenty percent of the time.
Don't tell them, little Twitters. We have a secret.
Output: Secrets secrets are no fun unless of course you tell someone.
You keep bringing it up so much, I'm wondering if you're the one who wants to get a room.
Output: Yeah, my own room. A room of my own. Put that in your little self help book.
I can tell by looking at his face, his name is Ron.
Output: OK, can we get a jersey made for Ron? That just says "Ron" on the back?
You're taking the extra black history class though, right?
Output: Yeah, we're taking the black history class with Miss Pearl.
Of course your head hurts, Mr. Disney. You've been hit in the head with a brick several thousand times over the years.
Output: It's like my head's a brick magnet.
Yeah, like to me, the baby man represents having a lot of friends and hanging out with people and playing video games and stuff.
Output: You've brought a tear to this old butterface.
Larry H. Parker is a god.
Output: Oh my god, here he comes.
As you know we have been secluded in our tower but we want to make things better.
Output: The only way they could make things better would be if they killed those dirty fake mable syrup drinkers but we know they will never be willing to do that.
Do you think that I'm a ghost and that I'm going to fleece you out of this place and then have ghost parties for me an my cool ghost friends?
Output: That's a great idea. We can throw ghost parties and your ghost friends can be here, so can regular humans and you'll be in the same space, so we could be at double capacity.
I'm the real Randy.  I've never given myself a name ever since it was taken from me and given to you.
Output: I feel terrible.  That must have affected your life in such terrible ways!  No name?  I can't even imagine.
Chaz, how are you doing in the middle of the three person trench coat?
Output: I'm excited, I'm nervous. Trying to tell myself the nervous feeling is excitement, like when you're on a plane that has turbulence and you tell yourself it's almost like being on a roller coaster that you chose.
If you want another dad, you know, I could be another man. I could get a new job. I'll stop wearing these silly sunglasses all the time. Whatever it is you don't like about me.
Output: They're huge novelty sunglasses. Why do you wear those? They get in your way all the time.
You didn't have anything in your hand when you came in, but I assumed you thought you had a bunch of keys to a bunch of cells or something. Your hand was flexing.
Output: I keep my hands loose in case I have to bang on any kind of major appliance to make it go.
You're going to pin up a pile of peppers?
Output: There have been many times when I've gone to a farmer's market and I can't hold all the peppers and think I'd like to pin them together.
I feel like you don't have to string out string cheese. You can just eat it like it's just cheese.
Output: It's a trick to get children to eat cheese.
I had to divorce your mother because I caught her blowing on all of you. She'd sneak in your bedrooms at night.
Output: I liked it. I thought it was very loving of her to do that for us.