niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
All I know is that I was on a whale watching expedition with my husband and my children, and now I'm stuck in a whale belly.
Output: Well, when you go on Captain Starr's whale watching expedition, you never know what's going to happen. We hit a storm, OK? When you hit a storm, sometimes a wave can push you in different directions. This just happens to be the direction we went in.
I haven't been able to please you in bed for years, and I just wanted tonight to be better. I wanted tonight to be the night where I got you your favorite colored snack, chocolate covered strawberries with milk chocolate and white chocolate. A mixture of the two.
Output: Tan chocolate and caramel. You were going to go to the Trader Joe's to get those for me?
Oh, here, let me give you this Theraflu bottle.
Output: Oh no, I'm deathly allergic to Theraflu.
I'm gonna go 'cause I have a dog and I should probably get back to him anyway.
Output: Alright. I'll buy you a sandwich before you go.
You sound like you are bargaining with me.
Output: Well why wouldn't I be. I want the best deal possible.
Okay, it's 11:42.
Output: Hey. I'm early. Sorry, didn't mean to scare you. I think I'm in love with you.
I got all kinds of emphysema going on.
Output: But, also, I think the spirit of the Lord is just heavy in some people.
Jeremy, what was in that sauce that you tried? You're acting all funny.
Output: You're the one who gave it to me.
I haven't broken eye contact.
Output: You haven't, it's remarkable. I've been trying to look away but I cant.
Well, you know who you have to please is Mary Sue.
Output: OK. I'll please Mary Sue. I'll tell her that she looks very developed.
He was brave, and that's the point.  That's what I'm going to be.
Output: You be brave, my son.  Brave as any folksy cannibal or tiny toaster.  Very well.  Everybody, pack up your shit, and get out of my bedroom.  We're going to America!
I am willing to meet you halfway with this, Mr Attorney General. My assistant stays in the courtroom, and I'll stay focused on the trial.
Output: But now, look, I don't want you do any of that stand up. Even if the gallery asked for it, you gotta stay right on track. Just do judge stuff, son.
What a weird movie that was.
Output: I can't believe it won 12 Academy Awards.
Look at this. Most of these are dummy buttons. There's like three buttons that actually do stuff for the ship. And all the buttons that actually do things, they're all different colors.
Output: Can we just put this right in the cockpit today and get this ship into outer space?
That's cool. You got me a moon juice poster.
Output: I had this already. It's just a coincidence that I noticed you like moon juice, but you can have it.
Alright, listen up, scum. This isn't my idea. It's the warden's idea. We're going to do a brunch. It's going to be for a solid month. We're going to try it for a solid month and see if it works out. If it doesn't work out, though, we're closing it down.
Output: Bottomless jail mimosas! I'm sure it's gonna work. What could possible go wrong?
Well, I'm sorry that you had a three way with this man and lost your friend in middle school.
Output: Oh, you do kind of get it, but it was much later that we were married, not middle school.
I put them on a piece of paper, but then the paper got sweaty. The ink ran down and it all became just a dot.
Output: That's an occurrence all too common in Orlando.
Excuse me, stewardess, I fell asleep for awhile.
Output: Yeah, you did. You snore really loudly.
This girl, Vera is just doing a Weird Al on it.
Output: Legally, it's parody, but scientifically, it's harrasy.
I'm trying to just say things that seem like they're in the zeitgeist, but I'm trying not to give too many details.
Output: When someone else walks by that's wearing a costume, ask them what they are cosplaying as.
Look if you want to end up in the pen, like me. Then keep smoking your cigs. Keep doing your ganja. Keep snorting all the coke you snort in between class periods.
Output: OK. Thank you. Does anyone have any questions for Mr. Jasper.
No, I - this was... to try and have a nice dinner in the tank, I can see it's obviously a lot of fun for the people watching us - out there - they seem to be really enjoying the fact that no matter how many times I spin the salad, it will not get dry.
Output: But, you know what? It's a good experiment because no everyone can see that a salad spinner will not work underwater. Like, even though it will function, it will not dry the salad because it's in water.
Hey, do you have that book about throwing shit away?
Output: Well, this is a bible store, but weirdly, yes I do have it.
OK, damn Tony, I see you don't care about my honor no more and my feelings.
Output: Honestly, I only brought you on this trip because I didn't want to come alone. You weren't my first choice. I asked Angela, I asked Sheila, I asked Molly, I asked Megan. I asked Angela's little sister Angie. I asked Teresa.
Can you imagine if anyone started boxing in here?
Output: Oh, the savagery.
We're on a date, actually.
Output: Excuse me? This is a medical hospital.
Now, what were you going to say about hip hop?
Output: It's the greatest. If hip hop and jazz were to meet up, it would be even better.
Your job is delivering the mail, obviously, but also, is to be a rock, for your siblings. Your siblings, they look to you. You know, all of your siblings are dealing with substance abuse problems.
Output: Oh, yeah. I'm the only one.
You're a great boss. I love when you give us these days off from work.
Output: Well, it's important. Garfield means a lot to people and Jim Davis, even more so.
I know you feel very put upon, that you do all the work and nobody does anything. And one time somebody said you tried to sweep up blood with a broom.
Output: And a dustpan. I'm not an idiot.
Be happy. You're up on top like you wanted. You got that beautiful view of the river.
Output: It is beautiful but how am I supposed to enjoy it when I'm puking all of the damn time?
Do I look more like Snoop Dogg again instead of Biggie Smalls?
Output: Well, you're sort of in the middle. Right now you're at a Jay-Z level.
I just love that you're so tough. And now I want to make you my maid of honor.
Output: I'm absolutely in. Thank you so much. I don't have any friends so this is like a dream come true.
How far down did you move me in the lineup?
Output: This may have been an accident on my part. I've got you first and last.
Well, for what it's worth, Rudy is a great guy. We used to work together. So, I hope you take that into account when you're judging him.
Output: Oh, I definitely will. I just want to make sure that you're getting the accurate service you need.
There's nothing I like more than being in a big room with all of these people.
Output: Just wait until you get home and you get really sick.
Yes, as a leading man in the Paris Theater Company, the rules state that he wants what he wants and he gets what he gets.
Output: We are using Parisian rules, after all.
I've printed out the Wikipedia page for the town we live in. Maybe we can have Roger read that.
Output: OK. Do you think Roger will go for it? I mean, it sounds like it will work to me.
Yeah, well, you can't control genetics. You know?
Output: I can. You could have stepped into my booth. Now you're stuck with a lobster child.
Wait a minute, are you telling me the Kay that is selling pianos is the actual Kay that used to work here?
Output: Again, she used to work here. But it's just a coincidence that her name is Kay. She did not found Kay Jewelers.
Here, I have a purse full off Starbucks napkins.
Output: There's literally nothing else in her purse.
We have snacks here at Home Depot. You could have one of those.
Output: Too many calories. I want the paint. I want the paint, I'm hungry. Hey, you want to come over and have some paint with me?
Ruth, it gladdens my heart to hear you say such a thing. And, to say ye all instead of you all is so biblical
Output: You're fucking right, Mamma. It just had to be said. These people are out of control.
I don't care about my phone. I'm watching the new Will & Grace.
Output: Well, it was going off. Don't you think you should check it?
If you open up the box that's in front of you. You will see it contains some cooking equipment.
Output: That's amazing, it's really got everything we need and a little more!
I'm done building the house.
Output: It's beautiful and so small.
Does your diary ever tell you to do things?
Output: Yes, I talk to it. I also talk to inky the pen.
Yeah, I mean, I didn't have any choice. Or marriage was predestined.
Output: Being predestined doesn't mean it didn't happen. That it's not real. I almost love you.
That's a good, thick card stock.
Output: Yeah, I printed it up on my home computer.
I was just walking by to get to the amusement park and I saw a sign that said "typist wanted." And I thought finally I can use my hands for more than just sorting condiments for four dumb idiots.
Output: When you say "four dumb idiots" I'm glad you are including our pet tapeworm Rubber Band, because he is part of this family and you're not.
Here we are. Beer? It's a little powdery.
Output: Thank you. Hold on, let me open the door.
It's about time. I've been waiting for these bullets for 14 days.
Output: OK. Look, I'm sorry. Rations are running low and it's so fucking cold.
You guys are dressed great!
Output: Thank's we went to the gucci store and picked out the best window washer outfits money can buy.
I want to play. Me sir, right here in the red dress.
Output: Ah, the young lady who smells faintly like pancakes.
You guys can't tell anyone you know where fairies come from.
Output: We can tell the secret to the book and then it will be in the book and then no one will know it except us.
I've gotta meticulously tune all my drums a go through the works of Ayn Rand before the show.
Output: Of course you do. I'll tell you what, you just leave it to us, Neil. We'll take care of this ghost for you.
Can I tell you why I'm where a designer suit?
Output: I'd love to know. I figured you have a meeting or some sort of job.
Are you just saying pussy while pointing to your vagina?
Output: Pussy. This is what it is. It's a pussy.
Roger, can you just sort of flex your thigh just a little further?
Output: Alright, let me see if I can isolate that muscle. Oh yeah, there it is.
Father, I refuse to be in the throws of love with anyone other than Larissa. I denounce this program and I will not perform.
Output: Son, I'm happy that you had a sex act on television for love and that you refuse to be a part of this.
Ma'am, you have so many sugary cereals. I feel like you should eat Grape Nuts or Kashi, but you really go for it.
Output: Once I got dentures, I was like, fuck it!
I had three dogs. One at the other two. He tried to get me, but he got my husband, may he rest. I'm single, is what I'm getting at.
Output: Oh, one step at a time. Is this murderous dog still in your home?
Excuse me, ma'am, my manager told me that I can't sell you this paint in good faith because you've come back for more every day.
Output: I'm starving, I haven't eaten since yesterday.
The doctor said my heart was too big. It was a joke heart. I guess it was a "you had to be there" situation. You're sweet to laugh.
Output: Oh, sweety, you'll get laughter from me even if it's fake.
Remember Suedeface's very first time doing the hayride?
Output: Of course, I remember. I've tried to forget, but it still haunts me.
I kind of feel like you're the one who brought the counter into the house, so maybe it's your fault.
Output: Hey, old lady, stay out of this.
Mom, that was really rude of you to steal our thunder. We were graduating from kindergarten when you went into your coma.
Output: Yeah, we had to do itsy, bitsy spider in front of strangers.
Lad, no wonder you're spending more time at your house than at mine.
Output: Well, that was our arrangement. I have a private life where on the days you're not around, you don't know what happens. Then when you do arrive, I pretend like I was just working.
Shelly, maybe I should follow my heart and do stand up comedy.
Output: If that means leaving, you should do that. I just hate to see you leave.
Alright, I appreciate it Pinky. What we're going to do is move this stack over to that stack. To kill time, I guess.
Output: Man, you really have a good mind for math.
I'm so exhausted from this whole lifestyle. I've turned my back on everyone I care about. I'm very lonely.
Output: Your Amazon Prime must be off the hook. You have so much stuff.
Excuse me, are you open?
Output: Yes, Margarittaville is always open. All the time.
Sweetie, I think I can hear them in there. Am I using the right side of the cup?
Output: I don't know side of the cup is right on the wrong side of the tracks.
They are ghost cookies. So, obviously they are just left over from Halloween.
Output: It's like I'm eating the ghost of a cookie because the flavor's gone to heaven.
Why do we even have roads if people are just going to throw shit on them?
Output: Right, we don't deserve roads. They shouldn't be treated like this.
There are just a few rules, if you just scan the small print. It'll probably help you keep track of the kookiness that ensues.
Output: It's really hard to read. It says "Here, read these to keep tack of the kookiness that ensues. Drink this powder. Don't add any water. You want it as dry as possible. You want it to literally dry out your insides as you drink/chew on it. Please enjoy. Your life is about to get complicated."
I just wanted to make sure you and I would still have plenty of "us" time, what with these new friends joining us and so forth.
Output: Oh, no, of course I will make the time. You know, it's just that I'm busy with this, that, and t'other.
Skip, right now you're a minor league manager. Your path to the comissionership is going to be real tough.
Output: I'll admit, I got a long way to go. But you know what? Maybe you could help me, Art. You could put something in that guy's flask.
You don't mind that the creep, Bill Clinton, is staring at you like that?
Output: My name is President Eminence.
Oh, I just got my period. None of these guys can know or they'll find out I'm not pregnant and I don't deserve the money. How am I gonna deal with this?
Output: What smells like iron in here?
Yeah, I heard she fell into the Grand Canyon. I heard she was torn apart by two coyotes.
Output: Oh, well, I kinda hope it's true. I'm sorry, but I'm not sorry.
You're gonna start living your life.
Output: I want to live. I don't want to die alone.
I want to do it! Oh I didn't realize they were false teeth. I feel dumb for bringing these pliers.
Output: Never feel dumb for bringing pliers to any situation. That's the one thing I want you to remember from Greg's.
Alright, I'm not going to like toughing out being with Daniel. This fucking guy is the worst.
Output: I can't stand him either. Get a load of this: he chopped some wood.
Is that Gatorade in that bottle or your pee?
Output: I'd love to tell you one or the other, but at this point, it's a bit of both.
Donna, at some point, you're going to have to tell Chuck that years ago he was replaced with a robotic camera.
Output: Sure. Here's the thing. I've been having a real crisis of confidence for the past few years. I don't think today should really be the day to overcome that crisis.
All these kids have speech impediments.
Output: That's why their parents signed them up for the sport of fencing.
So what's a couple minutes, you know? Some people spend their whole lives and they don't do a thing. We can spend the rest of our lives, a minute or whatever it may be until we run out of oxygen here one the moon, living to our full potential.
Output: I mean, it's true. We did travel to the moon - that's a big one. I never have played with a cat, much less on the moon with an attractive woman.
I earned the trust of all of the rich people who live here and the ten poor people.
Output: To be frank, sir, even the poor people have better houses than I do.
He doesn't even know what he did wrong. What do you think you did, Richard?
Output: I relabeled all the table numbers different numbers so the hostesses got confused.
Can I ask a question? What exactly is a "spy company?"
Output: It's a company that basically does surveillance. Ours is called Bender Surveillance.
Thank you, Rick. It's always nice to meet a fan.
Output: I'll do my best for you, David.
Oh, the kids are across the street at the ice cream shop.
Output: You know I don't like when they eat ice cream. It makes them fat.
Brent's dad, where did Brent and the girls go? We're locked in the Disney vault.
Output: Just you and me? Me and Jerry Disney? This is exciting!
Uncle Nick's here, I'd know that voice anywhere.
Output: Uncle Nick, are Trish and Laura with you? I love when the Nolte's come over.
We live in one house, that we can't seem to leave all the time. But we can leave for short periods and we can sort of appear other places, you know.
Output: It must be nice to have a place where you can just be messy and do whatever to your towels.
I object. I went to college with Daryl and he's a real lady's man and I don't think he should be getting married. He's one of the greatest lady's men of all time. I'm sad to see him settling down.
Output: Thanks, Ted. I get what you're doing. You're just giving me a hard time. He isn't serious.
It would be so cool if the line cooks cooked for us tonight at the party.
Output: That's what everyone loves doing when they are being celebrated. They like doing their jobs in a different environment.
Of course, Prince is alive in 2015. What are you talking about?
Output: I'm just kidding. He's fine. He stays fine.
We call upon these spirits to just, uh, be here. OK?
Output: Who summons me from the great beyond? Oh look, there's another ghost.
Alfred, I've already moved my things into your home.
Output: I didn't get a chance to, so you're going to have to take those things out when I go back home tonight and move my things.
Somebody get a shark wrangler in here.
Output: Everyone just settle down. As the mayor of Universal City, I'm sure everything here is gonna be fine. Let's just all continue about our day.
Please stop calling me nut balls. It's so demeaning.
Output: It's all I think of when I look at you. Your bookkeeping is a mess. It just makes me think this guy's nut balls!
Honey, why don't you take the day off? I can't stand to see you going down to that amusement park every day being a lawyer. It seems to be killing you.
Output: Sweetie, I am the job. You know that, sir.
So, Dick, what you're telling me is were just so concerned with microbial diseases that you lost your job and ended up here in this dive bar.
Output: Yeah, I better have another drink.  Thinking about this really gets me down.  This is not the way I wanted to ring in the new year.
You mean you want to put me, Chuck in front of the camera?
Output: That's right, Chuck. This is your chance to shine.
I believe the Humpback Arena was named after the hunchback of Notre Dame.
Output: That's correct.  It's kind of considered a rude and insensitive name now, but it still works.
Ah you have almost completed your life cycle.
Output: What are you saying? Is that some clever way of calling me old?
My dad's selling me off. That's why I'm here.
Output: Oh, well, we're orphans. That's why we're here. No one wants us. Your reason is a lot worse.
You will end up looking like you have been moving, yes.
Output: Sounds like sex with my husband.
I've never seen that phone before. Is that a burner phone?
Output: Why would I have burner phone? I'm certainly not carrying on a secret business behind everyone's back to drain the finances of our family business.
That's a terrible story. Why do the pigs die?
Output: Because the wolf ate 'em. That's the natural order of things. You'll understand when you're older.
I have to tie this string pretty tightly around that doorknob.
Output: Yes, and it can't be that sort of door that opens in.
Marcus, I need you. You're supposed to be teaching archery, and we already lost one camp counselor. And two kids already drowned.
Output: It's only the second day of camp, what do you mean two kids already drowned?
You want these keys, don't you?
Output: Toaster Strudel, quit dancing and get him.
Boys, now when you get to your little logging job, I made you some sandwiches and a little bit of cider. You boys make sure you be careful around them logging machines, alright?
Output: Mama, we're professional loggers. Oh, mama! There's blood on your chin.
Soon he'll be fucking, but not yet. Fucking pussy.
Output: Are you just saying pussy while pointing to your vagina?
No need for the introduction Dr. Neidermeyer, your reputation proceeds you.
Output: You got one of those things out in front of your office, where you can put your head through and you look like a big tooth.
Pussibly.  Yeah, I like that.?
Output: Oh, well, that could get me into a bit of trouble, but, it's what you like, so, Maria no more, Pussibly you shall be.
Is James Sicking from Wisconsin? I thought he was from Canada.
Output: He's Canadian. Wisconsin's almost like a little Canada, though.
I feel like I have a connection with you. This is the longest I've ever gotten my haircut with a certain person.
Output: Yeah, I know. I've been cutting your hair for 92 minutes.
Yes, I hate the prophecy.  Wait, it says he will turn against me, but it doesn't say anything about why.  What if we prevent him from meeting his actual birth parents?
Output: Well, that would have been smart.  We should have come up with that before I went on the internet to find them.
I'm taking the computer and I'm going to watch a movie.
Output: Are you gonna use the disk drive of the computer?
We will take this kid.
Output: OK, he is three. He's hardly been worked at all, he is almost completely new!
You seem uncomfortable, It looks like you still have to take that dump.
Output: No it's not that, I put ice in my pants to try and turn myself into a scientist and I'm really uncomfortable.
Making people die is the reason there are dogs in this world.
Output: That's it! We figured it out. Let's go find a dog.
I want revenge. If people want to call me Willy Wonka, I want to be Willy Wonka. I want a hotel that I can put people through a series of tests. 
Output: All right, so, I'm pretty backed. It's 1982 now. I can get you to that hotel in 2001.
Sweetheart, do you mind if I sit on the couch with you, while you read me People magazine?
Output: Of course. When no one else is here, we are equals.
Wow. I wish I was that smooth with my date. Wow.
Output: Your date is a very beautiful woman.
What do you think, honey? Some of this art is pretty good, right?
Output: I mean, I think it would be the perfect souvenir, to take home one of these pieces.
You can see my ghost writer? What is it about Charleston, South Carolina?
Output: Black people can see ghosts.
It looks kind of empty, kind of like its the last sizzler.
Output: I mean it only looks empty because we are the only ones in here. You know it's funny Sizzler put all their pennies and dimes that they had left after the economy collapsed in 2018.
We are gathered here today and to celebrate the marriage of you and you. Does anyone have any objections? Please speak now.
Output: Yeah, I've got an objection. I went to college with Daryl and he's a real lady's man and I don't think he should be getting married. He's one of the greatest lady's men of all time. I'm sad to see him settling down.
Here we are, this is your room.
Output: Why is there a black wreath on the door? Did someone die in this room?
When i think of a sleeve, I think of the thing that an apple pie comes in.
Output: That's a shute. It's an apple pie shute.
I haven't put any snow chains on the tires yet.
Output: It's not that bad. I mean, it's snowing a lot. But it's not that bad. They say it's the worst blizzard in years but, it's not that bad.
James, it's so good to hear your voice!  How's your leg?  The last time we talked, it was pretty banged up.
Output: It's doing really good.  It's still attached.  Well, it's hanging by a thread, but through the Lord's will and grace, which is also a great television series, I still have a leg that's kind of on there.  Praise Jesus!
I think that you should sit this one out.  Let your understudy take the part.
Output: What?  Let her take it?  She looks like she has feet for hands!
Hey Rook, I'm going to drive down to the burn site to see if I can pick up any evidence. Do you want to come with?
Output: Oh, of course. I ain't never seen a case before. I've just been figuring out how my desk works all this time.
Now that they're gone, Mario, I have to tell you.  This guy, this Crocodear, with his so many honeymoons.  He betrayed the sanctity of marriage.?
Output: It is in an insult to the church and to a woman.
You two made another call to Radio Disney. What are you trying to pull here, cracker jacks?
Output: There's nothing going on. We called Radio Disney because our cousin works there.
You get that we're weird, crazy people, right?
Output: I'm smoking four cigars right now.
If we were in the breakroom for a five minute meeting and there was only one chicken cutlet left, but there's five of us in the room. What are you going to do?
Output: I would cut the chicken cutlet into five pieces.
Hey, old lady, you should really lock your door.
Output: Evan, please don't walk into this house with that sort of energy.
After all that hubbub and commotion, you just wanted two lemonades?
Output: It was about order, it wasn't about what I was ordering. I wasn't ordering anything complicated but y'all were first, y'all had to go first.
It's so paper thin I can't even see it. Am I holding it?
Output: Yes. It goes on a sandwich because a sandwich is things you slice.
Annette, listen, I'm shipping off. Gotta go fight for freedom.
Output: Baby, you're so brave. I'm going to miss you.
I want to win over this lady's heart towards children by being a shining example.
Output: It will probably happen. Although, she couldn't keep a husband for a day.
Is Gayle leaving the room for a second?
Output: Could you just stay above the table? I'm uncomfortable with you being down there.
I'm fresh out of Molly. Do you want any shrooms?
Output: Oh, I've never done shrooms before. But, yeah, absolutely! Give me all you have.
Well, you know, the city is over a hundred and fifty years old. I should know, because I'm the treasurer of this stupid city.
Output: I can't believe you have to wait in line to see the doctor with how important you are.
Well, it seems to me what you need to do is dance.
Output: Talking about dancing, this week's action is brought to you by Dancing With the Stars, Sundays on ABS.
Oh, no! She's coming! Do you think she's going to know that we're perps?
Output: I don't know. Let's hope she doesn't. Let's act like we're not perps.
It's not that big of a plane. How can you be so out of breath?
Output: The pilot was getting attacked by these two giants and I saw back here that there was as water breach, so I had to run back and forth.
Oh, I know who you are. I'm one of those girls that follows sports. You play basketball.
Output: That's awesome. Let me explain to you why I'm here. We usually have our New Jersey Nets reunions in this same multipurpose room. So I showed up, but I think it's tomorrow.
Please, Sherry, give me just one second. I just sent an email to myself to talk to customer.
Output: I need you to just really consider your thoughts and feelings before you act on them. Other people need the computer for work.
I'm here too, Sven!
Output: Aww, Grandpa, c'mon. How'd you get out of your home?
He's one of a kind. He's the most intelligent tapeworm I've ever encountered.
Output: And he seems to be getting longer and longer.
Wait, they give you cups of coffee when you make it to the major leagues?
Output: Yeah, rook, that's what happens. You get a cup of coffee. And if you can't stand the heat you're sent right back down to the minors.
Are you absorbing all the water at Disney on purpose?
Output: I am I want all the water in Disney for myself. I'm opening my own water park and it's very expensive to get running water in there.
Hey, have any of you guys heard of a famous saxophone player coming through this town by the name of Trumpet Davis?
Output: Trumpet Davis! Of course we've heard of him. He's been playing down in the club at the bottom of the hill. He's been doing a sort of residence there.
Well, Del, but you're a very generous person and that's one of the reasons I love having you in class.
Output: Thanks so much, Professor.
Maybe if there was a way for customers to bring their memory cards in, we could print out pictures that way.
Output: Yes, so, we could develop their digital photos from memory cards. That would really be a move into the 21st century for us.
Carol, I think you know I can read.
Output: Yeah, 'cause you read my journal.
I have some friends here that are performing tonight and they are very talented. If you ever wanted to do another show on some network, you're going to see some good people tonight.
Output: These are people that gamble and fish? What kinds of things are we talking about?
All right, guys, look. This is a big chance for us. Do you think Rubber Band is up for performing at the carnival?
Output: I think he's up to the task. I mean, he doesn't have limbs. He is a worm. But I think he can juggle. He says he can.
Happy birthday, I got you tickets to the throw up show.
Output: Thank you Tina, I appreciate it. I mean, I know it's super inappropriate that we're dating, since you're my boss.
Hello, Marie Claire. How young and vibrant you look.
Output: Well, I'm 23 and I'm full of wheee!
Your dad sounds like a real good guy.
Output: He was. God dammit, he was great! He was the kind of guy everyone wanted to be and be around.
Well, I feel like we've done something good here.
Output: I don't feel that way, but it's interesting that you do.
People would pull over.  They'd come all the way across the country, pull over, and have our food.
Output: They would drive from the other side of the country to pull over to our concession stand.
I will tell you something right now. May the Gypsies curse me until kingdom come. I will make this dead bunny dance right now if I thought I had a chance with you.
Output: Tell that dead baby bunny to get it's dancing shoes on because I still love you.
Did you say that you find that funerals are sort of a social occasion?
Output: Well, you know different people celebrate or mourn death in different ways.
Is it a top secret Tums spot?
Output: It's a new flavor. They don't want anyone to know.
In this house, we wear sneakers made of canvas and brightly colored zip up sweaters. You'll find I set aside a pair for you in the closet.
Output: OK. Thank you. I would love to wear those canvas shoes.
It drives me crazy when we get the nice clean carpet and then people are walking all over it.
Output: What if they take their shoes off? The Japanese and other Asians do that to maintain cleanliness.
Oh this is the line for Rex Ryner?
Output: Yeah of course, what did you think it was a line for?
This is not easy for me to say, but I'm disappointed in you.
Output: How could you do this on double coupon day? I just wanted to do a good job.
I don't know if I could do that. I've never acted a day in my life.
Output: Well, take my card at least.
We're a stupid nation of idiots, who eat burgers and smoke whatever and then throw it on the ground like trash. 
Output: We are trash. We should throw ourselves on the ground.
The kids go so nuts from exploring their bodies and it turns to murder.
Output: Yeah, it turns to murder. They kill a pig and there's a shell and one of the kids is a little overweight.
David, I must confess. Last night, as we were slumbering on the river boat, I heard you in the cabin next door to mine. It sounded like you were waking up from a dream screaming "Ow, ow, my back hurts."
Output: That's right. I've been having those dreams every night.
Open it, if you're going to be a nosy outsider.
Output: Birds? There are dead birds in here.
So, you want to put a lake in this place and get rid of Doris and her understudy, Clem?
Output: As a guy named Guy, I'd say let's hear them out.
May I offer you a champagne, sir?
Output: Yes, please. And one for my friend here.
I thought you had some college?
Output: I've had half of two weeks of one semester.
Reverend St. Augustine, I hate to bother you, but it's been 10 seconds from the time you said it would literally be 10 seconds.
Output: Rudy, thank you for holding me to that. You're keeping me honest in this dishonest world.
What if we change it so that she was a different person? We could make her nice and sweet.
Output: I guess that could work if you can update Wikipedia.
Oh, you were always so smart.
Output: Well, of course. I'm British.
There is actually - when you were applying to be a police officer  - a box that asks if you're OK with confrontation, because that is actually a big part of your job.
Output: I just wanted to please in that moment so I just wrote yes.
Please tell me there's just a bunch children somewhere missing their animal.
Output: You want them to miss their animals?
You know that a woman like Donna doesn't need a famous movie star boyfriend for her worth to matter. She has several degrees. She's a medicaid doctor. She fell in the grand canyon, survived, befriend a pack of coyotes, and went to space.
Output: That's right. And I brought you here for the wrong reasons, Jason. I love you, but we need to separate. You need to go your way and I need to go my way.
Maybe we could go to the cemetery with you and try to get some ghost friends to come to the bell house.
Output: Yes, that's a wonderful idea. Of course, we'll fly to the cemetery.
Are you OK? Are you drowning, angel?
Output: I am little bit. This is my personal hell to be your angel.
Did the Hell Angel tell you what his mission is? Besides handing out funny money?
Output: His mission seems unclear. So far what he's done is just vex a bunch of people by giving them fake money. Funny money, if you will. He gives them of phony scratchers, or funny scratchers, if you will. They all seem to be based on currency. I think one time he gave someone a treasure chest that was filled with chocolate coins. Funny coins, if you will.
Are you still nine months pregnant?
Output: Yes, and I hope to be for the rest of my days.  I've never felt more myself than when I have another self within me.
Ms. Williams, what's it like in Hollywood?  Do you think I could make it there as a leading man?
Output: Of course.  You should just leave school and go straight to Hollywood.  There're actors walking around all the time.  We're all friends with each other.
Madame President, apparently, there's been some push back on your executive order for the President's physical fitness test.
Output: So, people are not working out even though The President, me, has said "ya'll motherfuckers need to be working out".
I gotta get out of this park job. I have to really buckle down and win the lottery.
Output: You made your choice, man. That's why I operate the pirate ship. It's the best gig in the park. The pirate ship swings one way and then swings back the other way.
The potato tour is earthy.
Output: Some cultures call the potato the earth apple.
It was a busy night. It was all because I was wearing that doctor Halloween costume.
Output: Yeah, you had that shiny thing that you wore on your heads that all doctors used to have.
Well, you've been wearing a lot of rompers lately.
Output: I love 'em because I can spread my legs.
Don't you go with that man. I know your life will be terrible if you do it.
Output: You're just saying that because we saw a lady die on Little House on the Prairie.
Oh, the service here is amazing. You know, you get what you pay for it. Do you think that's true?
Output: Yeah, which is why we shouldn't have done a Groupon for this one, because I'm concerned that we didn't pay full price and, karmatically, we might not get our money's worth.
Hey, guys, I just noticed a possible break in the clouds. I didn't mean to break up your conversation.
Output: No, that's totally cool. Do you mind if I set my coffee cup on the top of your perfectly flat hairdo that you're worried about messing up?
There's no contact info on this site.
Output: Well then, you gotta go over to London to find the man you love.
Peter Ventman, at your service.
Output: Well, when it comes to cleanliness, who else are you gonna call?
Pardon me, one more thing. Are you the killer.?
Output: That doesn't sound like Colombo at all.
LeBron, you look haunted.
Output: Yeah, I've been carrying around a truth for awhile.
Captain I'm looking at all the citizens right now things are not looking good.
Output: What do you mean how bad could it be if it's that bad then we need to go help!
He was a good dog. He always came when you called him.
Output: He had an unexpected peanut allergy.
He has like six jobs so he does like, everything.
Output: Yeah, I even saw him cleaning the candy corn from between the witches toenails, that's a rough job.
Those cookies are the body of Christ.
Output: They're Eucharists. It's Christmas, so I figured there should be some Christ stuff in there.
I'm not as cool as Laurent and Charisma.
Output: You are cool, Thomas. You're your own kind of cool.
Legend has it that toilet water comes from these underground lakes.
Output: It says it on Wikipedia.
I wish you knew the rest of the phrases.
Output: I put them on a piece of paper, but then the paper got sweaty. The ink ran down and it all became just a dot.
I wish we could have gone over the plan before we had piled into this coat. 
Output: Yeah, I agree. Like in the car ride over. What were we thinking?
I'm so embarrassed that Tim Gunn is in my house and my balls are out.
Output: Well, if I may, they really are beautiful balls.
Ma'am, you're here from Orlando, FL?
Output: I am, that's why I'm sampling all your local peanut butter and almond butters.
So, he can get it buttoned, but you can see the skin between the buttons.
Output: I know what you mean. It's like the shirt is in pain.
You're making sundaes at a bar?
Output: This is an ice cream parlor. We do happen to have one tiny one stool bar here for some reason.
I'm innocent. I don't know what I could have done to end up here in the whale's belly.
Output: Nobody leaves this whale until we find out why you're here.
Is he sad because he didn't get the job as the nude drawn model?
Output: Yeah, he really has had a really hard time finding work. He really thought he had this one.
One dance. Any song you want.
Output: Oh, my favorite one. California Dreaming.
There's no greater bond than people who are related by blood because our blood runneth over.
Output: I like when you do analogies. It makes me feel warm in my cold, cold chest.
New York City is very dirty. When you get home you have to wipe the soot off your arms.
Output: Do you think so? I think it's charming. What I do is I wipe the soot off onto my kitchen/dining room/bathroom table and then I draw designs in there, like a little mandala.
We would love to loan you the additional $30 million. Can you tell me what you're growing again?
Output: It's an ant farm. But, it's going to be the biggest one ever.
How do we get rid off the 80's radio ghost? How do we let it finish its business?
Output: We have to open up the bell house again and let it sing all the songs for the whole length.
It's Trumpet Davis, playing his jazz music.
Output: He's just played a little bit, but I hope he sings. I want to hear that dulcet voice.
That's sort of the problem, nobody likes it.
Output: You say nobody like us going on stilts on trapeze?
The egg salad sandwich is warm to the touch. But I don't know if that matters.
Output: I think it matters. Egg salad sandwiches are supposed to be cold to room temperature.
I can't believe you forgot the line cook party.
Output: I just got so excited about Facebook Watch.
Okay, I don't understand.  There's, like, a weird message about screening your sexual partners.
Output: I think it's very topical.  You can't have a thing where most of the thing's about blood and not reference HIV and AIDS.
Not only do you not pay extra, I'm gonna pay you to take it. I'm not the smartest businessman in the world, but I am the most well dressed.
Output: You do look terrific, that's true.
This is the captain speaking. If you're acting crazy, please stop yelling.
Output: Is there a camera back here? I feel like the goddamn pilot has commented on everything that we're doing.
Let's send Eve back to the future.
Output: Yes. That's literally exactly what I just said.
What are we going to do? Featherman's up there waiting on us.
Output: I can see him up there in his little window.
So, you have decided to visit Dr. Lombardi.
Output: Yes, I have. I saw you advertised on the back of one of my Pennysaver magazines and it says that you can get rid of the voices in your head. You can become a new woman. And I'm ready.
I'm still not sure what this little thing is attached to my wrist.
Output: It's a security device for your breathing taint.
I'm just waiting to take either one of your parking spots because this place is jam packed.
Output: It's crazy busy. Must be a lot of sick people today.
Let me distract you a bit with this. Look at this collection of your CDs from the band you were in, Nickelback.
Output: I'm a huge fan, all of us are. Everybody in the world loves Nickelback.
A part of me has died.
Output: Shut up down there, Cookie.
Welcome to the greatest sight mankind has ever seen. This woman is blind and she can do two things. She can catch things thrown at her and she can tell you what books you have overdue at a library.
Output: That's right. Everybody got one, at least one. Even those of you who have never been to a library.
Excuse me, folks, I have to get to aisle four.
Output: Whoa, that's Mr. Grocery!
Come here little rat. 
Output: Don't spook him. Don't freak him out.
We're going to kill Peck, while shooting?
Output: We're going to shoot him while we're shooting. There's going to be two shooters.
Parrots, you are not going to survive here at college. I'm  very worried for you.
Output: You're worried for us? We're three parrots that got into college. I think we're doing good.
Well, how do you feel about "Ally's Adventures Through the Looking Mirror?" It's filled with wonderful, wonderful bedtime stories.
Output: A looking mirror sounds like a thing a pervert has.
I have to go to the bathroom.
Output: Then good lucking get off that romper.
Margaret, Elaine did the gentleman arrive yet, who wants to buy the property?
Output: Yes, he's right behind you. He's standing right there.
Is this conversation about towels some kind of Icelandic riddle?
Output: Yes, but it's also just a practical conversation about your lack of towel.
Did you know that Miss Pearl was in the movie Foxy Brown?
Output: She told us that. I kind of get the feeling she leads all her stories with that.
Ho, ho ho. Welcome to heaven.
Output: Oh my gosh, Santa? And you're black?
Sir, I don't understand what you're asking. What did I do wrong or right here in selling these comic books?
Output: Kevin, I'm just glad these numbers are real. Kevin, you're employee of the month.
The light is going out. My insides are seeping out.
Output: I can see your brush. You might want to cover that up.
Whatever it is it's big enough to accommodate an airship that also does stunt shows.
Output: And multiple other airships throughout the ages.
I know. It's like you were hiding your true identity, so you felt you couldn't let your freak flag fly.
Output: That's right. I kept my freak flag furled.
My mouth is so dry.
Output: Honey, let me swab some of this condensation from the window and feed it to you in the palm of my hand.
I have one quarter of a Starbucks egg salad sandwich. To be honest, I'm starving, but I'd rather not eat it.
Output: Yeah, I have a couple cake pops in my pocket.
This was the plan I was thinking of. If we open up the hatch a little tiny bit, some water will get in. But if we can get out there super fast, then we could swim right up to the top.
Output: That is a white person plan.
Maybe Doris and Clem's time has passed.
Output: Maybe your time will pass soon.
It means streets, but it's just their name.
Output: Oh, the mean streets? Rock n rollers love the mean streets.
Now, about the cooking. That seems to be the thing you're having the most trouble with.
Output: To be honest, I did not think about the amount of knife work that would be required and these bandages keep getting wet so I have to keep stopping and changing them.
Son, I hope you'll always tell the truth about everything and never be ashamed of your dad and your moms.
Output: Get a job where you can speak up because this is really fucking annoying, hearing you whisper.
I'm very poor, I live on the street, and I would love some money from you.
Output: I only have cards, like credit cards. Here's my Neiman Marcus card.
But I've just been spreading a gospel of love and peace. I've helped the poor. I've brought people back from the dead!
Output: Yeah, but you act like a weirdo and you walk like a duck.
That spineless sponge of a man!
Output: That's our father you're talking about!  Really, if there's a villain in this house, it's Stefano.  But, now I propose we bring a new family member into our group.  Someone also of our family blood.  Mother!
LV247 requesting identification from interstellar ship.
Output: That's easy, it's Clarkie, Chief, and me - the rookie.
I mean, it's working out great if you can identify Felix.
Output: It was also really weird that the others readily volunteered that information.
Maybe just point at him and be like "Let's go!"?
Output: Yeah, I'm gonna signal my hands kind of like a trombone.
They have an unusually good orange julius here. You know, they use fresh Florida oranges.
Output: That's great. Maybe it will make up for traveling with my wife.
I'm a little worried this is above my... I'm the social media manager for this aquarium. I just don't think this falls into my category.
Output: I work in the gift shop, you think I want to be dealing with this?
Is it OK if I stay here for a while before I go to jail?
Output: I mean, sure. But you can't leave and we'll come back to get you later.
These bowls look to be reasonably priced.
Output: The bowl bowls are priced as they look to be priced, but the taxes are a bit steep.
Are you all OK? We saw these two fierce animals in the cars outside.
Output: Are you talking about these two tranquil beasts? Look at this one? He's got a rose in his mouth for you. And this little scrawny one looks like he's growling, but really, he's smiling.
Hey, we're due court in a little while. This is weird for us to be talking to each other, but I just wanted to say, I guess good luck out there, you know?
Output: Thanks. I mean, I'm representing myself. I don't have a law degree. All I have is my good word, which is bullshit.
My wedding planer was like "what do you want your wedding to be like? and I said Neverending Story themed. So, that's why my limo is dressed up like Falcor.
Output: That's wonderful. I love that it's furry and scale-y.
Time for bed. We brought you your favorite: beef and butterscotch.
Output: This is very sticky, and this is just loose meat. So I guess I dunk the meat in the butterscotch?
You do resemble Dakota, if I were to get her on the phone?...
Output: Well, I'd have a lot to say to her.
Just get a running start and the force of the ramp should just take you right through the window.
Output: Is that really an upgrade from the rope?
I said hanker. I know you haven't heard that word since our honeymoon.
Output: I have not. And to be honest, I was so busy speaking in unison with others that I don't know that I caught what you were saying.
Stop right there. What's going on? I'm park security.
Output: Oh, I thought you were a mobster. You've got a real strong Italian look to you.
Curtis, you should know. I've been giving Jennifer a big allowance.
Output: But Marjorie, for how long? $50, that's quite a great sum she's got.
The security guards I tied up had a Twinkee in their pocket.
Output: That will do. What do we do for candles?
Mrs. White, I'm Meredith's Dad, Mr. Harbor.
Output: Hi Mr.Harbor, I'm sorry, I thought maybe you were Meredith's brother.
What's the time? Just because we don't have anywhere to be, but if we did, I'd like to know the time.
Output: What do I look like, 411?
The queen is dead. Long live the king.
Output: From this day on, we will have no more trollbeads in the store.
The secret ingredient in the doughnuts is rocket fuel.
Output: Rocket fuel? Well, that is a crime. You can't put that in something people eat.