niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
You're dressed up like that guy from Braveheart right now. It seemed like you wanted to make a speech. Like you got half your face painted post office blue.
Output: That's right. Just like I do every day. Because I want to see my friends, OK? I know I don't work here. Just because I ain't getting paid like y'all, doesn't mean I don't want to be here. I'll do lots of things without pay.
The judge didn't even say not guilty? It was "sold." That's weird. Like he was at an auction.
Output: I think he was excited because he was given a small hammer and sometimes when you're miming something you just forget what you're saying.
Hold on, hold on, I'm having a heart attack.
Output: Oh, Benny, you know how to live.
Misses, would you do us the great honor of pushing us in a car all the way to New York City?
Output: Oh, I've been waiting to hear that my whole life.
What's your name? Is your name Nike?
Output: You know, that's happening a lot to me lately. If you want to call me Nikel, that's all you.
How long did Jonah live in the fucking belly of the whale?
Output: Let's see. In Bible times, people lived to be thousands of years old.
Speedy birth is faster, there's more time for hugs, kisses, dress ups, shit like that. But there's probably a 70/30 risk that the mom doesn't make it through birth.
Output: Oh, I mean, let's take our chances. If you get to dress him up and parade him around more after the speedy birth. I mean, that would be worth it, right?
I didn't bring that staff that you bought me. It just felt kind of fucked up to have it here.
Output: That's why a costume like mine is perfect because it's not intruding on anyone and it's also instantly recognizable.
Captain, are you saying you can become the captain of this whale from the inside?
Output: Not only am I saying it, you did too.
We've talked many, many hours about pizza slices and rearranging them.
Output: This is lovely. I wouldn't mind doing that right now.
Toaster Strudel, we gotta find that rat.
Output: I know. Not only does it sing, but it also has the keys to my car.
We need each other. I don't want to go it alone.
Output: I mean, I don't want anyone to know about my weird eyelashes. OK, so I'm in.
Carol, this is absurd. You've brought so many clothes I can't carry them all, help me.
Output: Martin, I don't want to carry a bunch of clumsy suitcases.
I'm ready to go to heaven if you guys are.
Output: Yeah, let's all go. You go first and we'll meet you there.
Alright, now we need a suggestion for a way to sneak out of a cafeteria that no one will notice, while there is a show going on.
Output: Drunk lady behind the pillar is having stroke. That is a literal description of what is going on at the back of this room.
What the hell do you mean I can't run it as a story? You've just talked about time travel.
Output: I have this note that was pinned to my body and it said "you already told Chuck, you can't tell anyone else" and I don't know. I'm tired.
Now you know why we had seven children. Now we have nine.
Output: You're children are reformed prisoners that asked to be in your family?
The Harlem Globetrotters have been beating us for a hundred years.
Output: I know that's why this year we're going to slip laxative in their Gator-aid.
What, you're not going to give me the bathroom code?
Output: It's just that you taking one in the bathroom is just you going in there and just hanging for a while.
Oh, another great day at the firehouse where we walk down from the stairs, and we can walk back up again any time we want.
Output: Hey, can you guys keep it down, please? I'm trying to take a nap.
He had a bone injury recently. He was struck by a bone.
Output: Oh, my god. I have read about that.
Your weight-in is next, Brad.  I hope you're ready.
Output: I've been waiting over here in a towel.  I'm feeling pretty naked right about now.
Our daddy-master is paging me. He wants me to return something.
Output: Maybelline, you did not yet return Amile? It's been so long.
We do want to get you guys out of this painting. We hate this painting. We which we were in the Don Quixote paintings. They're just so much less abstract, clearer. And, you know, there's a story there.
Output: Would you want to join us in the outside world where Edgar and I come from? It's so much less abstract.
Parsi, would you please accompany me to the Lido deck? I'd like to try my hand at some cards and get a spritzer and some oysters.
Output: That's an excellent idea. First, Miss Sapsworth, I will attend to your trunks right now.
Nobody probably would have noticed them if you hadn't called attention to them. So, maybe stop doing that.
Output: Yes, sir. I'm just hanging out with my students and talking about Nintendo 64.
I am so proud of you, son.
Output: And I am OK with you too.
Dr., if you'll forgive me, I'm not familiar with you. I'm not from here. I'm just taking my children to the seaside, so they can look at the ocean and get back in the car.
Output: Yes, do not let them in the water. The sea has claimed many children.
You never said we couldn't take doughnuts home in our car, so that means we can do that.
Output: Well, just leave some for the other guests.
I had a growth spurt, and I need panties.
Output: Yes, my daughter, you see, is twelve years old.
Your husband sounds controlling to me, like the way he was offering those quarters. I get why you refused them.
Output: That's just what the whole marriage has been. It's exhausting.
Do you think that he looks familiar because he kind of looks like Rodenberg?
Output: He does look a ton like Rodenberg. But, I feel like, didn't you go to our firehouse and try to get a job there? I feel like I remember you from a long time ago.
Mr. Montgomery, can I participate in the contest too? I don't want to grow, so I don't care if my growth is stunted.
Output: Ritchie, of course. It's a three way coffee drinking contest.
Shakespeare didn't write in the subtext.  It was all right there in the words.
Output: He was like, "Here's what I mean, dumb-dumbs; it's all spelled out for you."
Honey, please eat up. You're wasting away to nothing.
Output: Well, I'm so young and my metabolism is so high. I just want to look my best for this upcoming wedding day.
This is my protege, Sven. He's watching me work.
Output: I thought you were just a random intruder and I was excited.
What? Well, ladies can't pray.
Output: I'm out. Every day I wake up thinking I'm going to walk. This is exactly why. Why can't I have prayers and dreams?
Guys, every time I hang out with you, I get so wasted.
Output: That's what we do. We get drunk all the time.
I think I just made a souffle. 
Output: You had better make sure nobody yells then. If someone yells, your souffle will deflate and you don't want that.
He doesn't take up that much room. He sleeps standing up in the corner of your bedroom, watching you.
Output: You'd think the lights from his head would keep us awake.
I need to atone for my sins. But before I do that, I got to get rid of this little demon.
Output: Good news, David. All of your sins are the fault of this little demon man. Once he has purged from your soul, you will be clean as a whistle.
Koreans think cereal is hilarious. That's a stereotype of that region.
Output: It wasn't just the cereal. It was me taking a shit on the cereal. It was the funniest thing they'd ever seen.
Margaret, come out from behind the curtain or wherever you are.
Output: This was the only counseling your medical insurance could pay for.
If I may say so, ma'am, you look beautiful.
Output: Oh, thanks. It's probably this blasted dress. You look handsome yourself.
Listen, Ms. Crimpcrumper, you're in big trouble here. But it's gonna be worse for you if you kill two federal agents. Do you understand?
Output: OK, I think I understand. But I wasn't on planning on killing anyone.
I'm just saying, sometimes I want to get out of this place and I think that Rodney could teach me.
Output: He's an outsider and a butler-cook.
Ma'am, do you mind if I write about your story in my book?
Output: Oh, yeah. Am I going to be in the paper?
Oh, my God. These are great seats for True West.
Output: That London couple always gets the best seats.
They call me Mrs. Bender now, but you knew me as a different person.
Output: Yeah, Hot Tits.
You think that a lot of these people don't realize that they're at a wine tasting?
Output: Yes, i think so. I just don't want to get excited until I see every last person take a taste of wine.
We don't have any water. Well, wait. Chucky's sweating like crazy. Would tongue sweat work?
Output: That'll work. We'll re-hydrate this powdered medicine with tongue sweat and inject it into him. That ought to put him in in cryofreeze until we get this cocaine back to the 1980's.
May I help you two ladies? You seem to be in a terrible rush.
Output: Yes, we are looking for some sort of animal capturer.  We don't know what kind of animal it is, but it's not because my home isn't clean.
I don't know if I can stand behind these curtains for much longer. It just, whenever I'm behind curtains I want to cirque du soleil them. You know what I mean? I just want to dance with them.
Output: Is it because of your time in the circus?
JD, do you see that skinny, dumb faced, shit turd of a father standing out next to you?
Output: Thank God you said father, I thought you were talking about me at first.
Well, here you go. One, two quarters right in your palm.
Output: And one, two quarters from me too.
So, did the bar close, Delores?
Output: Yeah, it did. They kicked me out if you must know the truth because of my constant vomiting.
Well what is the family business?
Output: Well, we're criminals and runaways, first we ran away then we became criminals.
Tony looks really happy in his dream
Output: He's licking his lips.
Have you ever tried to draw a hand? They's hard. 
Output: I was just thinking of one way you could draw a hand. You know how kids make the turkeys? You could just leave it at the hand.
Kurt, do you feel like you have any problems with your joints?
Output: Yeah, I can't bend my arms or legs without immense pain.
The passengers keep getting up and sitting back down again. They don't know what's going on. It's hilarious.
Output: We should tell them that we did de-ice the plane and then as soon they sit down, tell them that we have to de-ice it again.
He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. He's never had to work at the store.
Output: Is that true? Mr. Sims never worked here at Quiznos? I just assumed he worked his way up through the ranks.
Put these two bagels on my wrists, as if they were handcuffs and lead me outside.
Output: Sure, they're a little wet. But, they stretch because they were only boiled.
Rachel, it's now time to flush if you know what I mean.
Output: I do. I'm going to go down to aisle 12. I'll be back in a little while.
I'll guess your height. Just stand against this numbered background.
Output: But it seems like you'll just be able to read it. You'll know it.
Oh, another dog got me leg.
Output: Hey, you gotta get it back and reattach it. That prosthetic has been in the mouth of too many pups.
Well, Heidi, this was another successful science fair. Although, some might say we've tampered in God's domain.
Output: This was like Project Funway.
I'll hide his body.
Output: Thank you, Evan, you're so sweet. I appreciate that.
I'll tell you what, I'll buy your fish. I just wanted to ask the young lady behind the fish counter something first.
Output: I want 27 orders of the cod. That's what you're paying for.
Yeah, yeah.  I think I might have to excuse myself.  I've just got a little tickle and I don't want to disturb people.
Output: I'm confused.  The air is really moist.
Very well. I'm watching, you Bob.
Output: Thank you Mr. Timmons.
The only way I'm going to feel reasonable doubt is if I feel there is someone else that could have done this and as of right now, I don't feel like anyone but the husband could have done it.
Output: I tend to agree with Micky. It's so obvious the husband did it.
I bet he took that computer and sold it.
Output: You know what? I bet he did. He probably went and sent like three more emails before he did it, just to insult us.
I've been waiting for this train for a while.
Output: Me too. Feels like I've been waiting for a lot of things for a while. Like, there's this package that seems to be taking longer to be delivered than I was told.
I think you bring murder-dog to grocery store.
Output: I think you're attractive. Now we've both said things we can't unsay. Now the truth's out there.
I wish that everyone would stop advancing on towards us and forcing us against the wall.
Output: We just want you to try one of the doughnuts.
That's exactly what I heard! That you were the 14th woman in space.
Output: Yeah, well, sometimes rumors are true. You want to know something? Rumors are usually based in some sort of truth. Every rumor you've ever heard.
You've all come from so far and wide to wish me the happiest birthday. I think with all these wonderful presents, there's only one thing that would make me the happiest mayor on this side of the tri-county area.
Output: Is it more votes, Mr. Mayor?
I might be beautiful, but I'm not religious.
Output: Wait, did you write that book, "I Might Be Beautiful but I'm Not Religious" did you?
When I look into this man's eyes, I can see forgetfulness but I can see true love. I want to give you the ring that my father gave me, for you to renew your wedding vows.
Output: Kent, thank you very much. You're a stranger whom I'm bound to forget in mere minutes time.
I'll write you a new check.
Output: Oh, he must be a millionaire to have more than one check.
I told you to go to a different churro stand.
Output: I want to go to him. I told him that I was going to support his business.
So this is my office, I guess. It's pretty good.
Output: This is actually really nice. I love all the chintz. I love the purple.
I once swallowed a tapeworm to lose weight, but it turns out that that doesn't actually work that way.
Output: No, no. They just wreck havoc on your intestines.
Well then you're in for a treat. I write mystery books that are secretly action books.
Output: His mystery books are like "what genre is it?" You don't know until you read it.
Someone getting stuck in the door is a very specific example. Do you know something about what happened?
Output: It was just an example. Maybe somebody else put them in the door and had them stick.
Roger, let's just cut to the chase. What's your big announcement?
Output: Guys, I only have 15 minutes left to live.
Fuck you, Don!
Output: You know, you go through years of seminary school and they still call you Don.
Mr. and Mr. Popple, meet Jimmy.
Output: You are her friend, Jimmy. Here's some water.
Who are you? This is the largest asthma inhaler, I've ever seen.
Output: I am an iron lung.
Don't you ever walk up to one of the many public apple statues and slice off a hunk of apple?
Output: It's really a lot of work. That's why I've gotten so skinny and beautiful.
That's exactly what were doing, though. Putting food in bags.
Output: Yeah, I mean, food and also cleaning supplies. We have a few tools available. Oil for your car.
This is loose I wanted to be tied in tight!
Output: If we tied you any tighter it would cut you. Do you want to be able to breathe?
You thought you recognized me, a man made of pudding? I look familiar to you?
Output: I just couldn't place you. But now you've really opened my eyes. I can see that I was doing the wrong thing all along. You're welcome to stay here. You and the mongooses, and all these coyotes.
Sweetie, I am the job. You know that, sir.
Output: You can call me Dan, we've been married for 13 years.
Oh, the LA Forum. That place is the worst.
Output: You don't have to tell me. It's just been washed up band after washed up band. I've just been haunting them. Just giving them memories of me from when I was actually alive.
Does your goat have a name?
Output: Oh, no he doesn't. I might have to eat this guy.
I got a book about lucid dreaming. What we could do for the first half of the show is be asleep, but doing stuff.
Output: OK. So, we should go out there asleep?
I mean, I'm not trying to make you laugh. I'm scared.
Output: Yeah I know. I'm a nervous laugher. I'm scared too.
Don't mind that noise, it's my echo. It sneaks up on you from all corners. 
Output: Was that echo me or you?
Well, welcome back to the next class. It's a different day and we're ready to begin drawing anew. Roger, I see you're already nude, thank you.
Output: Yeah, I mean, my rash was really acting up. And that robe been's worn by many a model.
Hi, I'm Getcha Bemy. And I'm just a lady who likes to get it.
Output: You seem important, unlike other ladies I've met here in Rome.
Look, I was trying to go incognito, which is why I put on these fake ears.
Output: They are smaller than your regular ears.
I gotta know more about this therapist.
Output: You know, you don't even know. Number one, he's a fish. He's a talking fish and more of like a monkey.
After Leg Cramp left, I started drinking. I used all my dollars to buy alcohol and then my life went in a bad direction.
Output: You know they say, like attracts like. We've found a woman that is basically a blister and the irony being she can't find anything to drink.
I don't think, after what we found in your jacket, anything could surprise me less than you being lonely.
Output: Just because I have a copy of Scruples and eight yo-yo's?
It's Palm Springs. You're at an outdoor pool. It's pretty warm.
Output: Yeah, no, but it's warmer than it was before. Oof. What was in this orange juice you gave me?
If you go inside and run the comic book shop for a minute that would be great.
Output: Ok, while I'm doing that I can readjust my bulge in private,
Are you sure you're cut out for this man's air underwater navy?
Output: To be fair, when I joined, I honestly thought we were just gonna be in the air.
Yeah, I will lance your boils for free.
Output: And you're a veteran. You were captured for a while.
Judith, I love you and I want to marry you so I can become a US citizen.
Output: I love you too. That sounds so nice. I'll help you out.
We're actually like a Jekyll and Hyde. We're two halves of the same.
Output: So you were hunting yourself this whole time?
Listen, Cheryl, it's not fair of you to lord it over everyone that you're a time traveler and you know everyone's fate here.
Output: But I promised not to change anything. Like, I could have said something about when Eve was tempting Adam to eat that apple. But I stayed out of it. I didn't change the course of history.
Hey, have a seat. Your meal's on me today, OK?
Output: Thanks, Bob.
Well, Joshua, it's so nice to meet you. My name is Janine Roxbury.
Output: Oh, Janine of the Roxburys! I've heard of you.
That was quick!  You found the prostitute mother that I may or may not have murdered with my fangs.
Output: Uh huh.  She lives in Pacoima.
Do you think that I should deep throat on the streets?
Output: What's wrong with you? I was going to say to go back to school and learn about and learn about Martin Luther Giraffe and Martin Luther King Jr. and Martin Luther King Jr. Jr. High School.
He doesn't know we're both girls, which I guess is fine, but it seems really weird.
Output: Yeah. Neither of us is, like, androgynous.
Hey, uh, if you all need me to place my arms or legs in any particular position, you just let me know because I'm here to serve y'all.
Output: Well I'm just enjoying your raw masculinity.
We can go ahead and say it's bad. It's bad to beat your wife.
Output: Lock him up. Even if it never lead to anything, it's just fun to say.
I wish you wouldn't call me babe.
Output: Sorry, it's just, you're a total babe.
I took some cues from your spy novels. I always carry a derringer in my garter.
Output: In front of the kids?
That's fair. He's older, so he should go first.
Output: I don't like when you say it's fair. I wish you would fight more.
Marlene can help you with your black shirt. She'll take you right over to our evening section.
Output: Thank you so much, Jerry. Hi, my name is Marlene. I'll be helping you today at Tommy Bahama.
I did not realize I was not the only monster.
Output: Yeah, I mean, we're all monsters deep down, right?
Usher, what a pleasure it is to be here with you at the American Music Awards.
Output: Yeah, yeah, yeah! No doubt, not doubt. Usher 100%. Usher right here.
Tim, look over there. It's Devin.
Output: Devin is talking to the announcement lady. We have to get over there.
Go hide behind the curtain over there.
Output: Are you going to saw me in half?
I was an Army brat. So, I guess you could say that I've lived all over.
Output: 'Cause you was in the Army?
He's morphing right before our eyes.
Output: Watch, I can turn into anything. Hey, look at me.
Kill him! We'll bury him where I buried my husband.
Output: At this point, Ms. Charlile, I'm going to remind you that anything you say can and will be used against you, especially stuff like "Kill him! We'll bury him next to my husband."
I'm sorry, sir. Who are you? I'm new to Shadow Grove.
Output: I'm Joshua. I've been in Shadow Grove all my life. I expect I'll die here.
So that's one of the other places you can break into if you need a place to stay. You just have to keep it down a little bit when you're in the house.
Output: I really like how you guys can just go wherever and feel like home.
What is she doing in there? I have a question.
Output: It's only been five minutes, give her a little bit of time.
My name is Belinda
Output: Belinda. That's a beautiful name for a beautiful woman.
Ladies, I don't know if you recognize me, but I was here about 22 years ago now.
Output: Your Mr. Fortell! Your suit is impeccable.
This has made me feel heartwarmed and Charla I want to tell you that I love you more than ever.
Output: Mikey man, I always loved you and I know you've got some weird views, but you pay for everything and you make all the meals in this relationship. I love you.
We had a car, but we put it in the river.
Output: Mama pushed it uphill into the river.
You're an angel. What's heaven like?
Output: It's like an ice cream store that never closes and is never too cold.
That murder was pretty cool because you got the bell house.
Output: That's true. Maybe we could make these possessive ghost murders a selling point for the club.
Nurse, she left a note. Can you read what that note says?
Output: Oh, it says here "Read this when you know how to read, boy. I won't name you because that would be selfish. And also, I left under my own volition and I won't be coming back. Learn to raise yourself."
I know, and I can't believe you're leaving town. But listen, I want to give you a warning.
Output: A warning? You've never given me a warning before.
Tina, I'm glad you could make it to therapy today. It looks like you've been crying, your eyes are swollen.
Output: I was having such a good morning, and then I went into the store and I approached this woman and I was just about to sell her a Kathy Ireland pair of glasses, but then this legally blind man and the woman terrorized me emotionally.
Who's this one legged cop?
Output: She's the one I heard about, she moves so fast that she looks like she's moving slow.
Hold this grenade real tight. Let me just take that out, right there.
Output: Oh, you took the pin out there.
Margarittaville is always open. All the time. Come in.
Output: OK. Table for one.
They didn't see us, see I told you. I'm good for the group.
Output: It also doesn't appear they can hear.
I wanted to teach you have to drive, and it seemed like something I was into a while ago, but I'm just too busy now.
Output: Is this because I don't have anything interesting about my haircut or the way I dress? Sorry I don't dress like you, dad. I'm sorry I'm not unique or sartorial.
That's what this has been about the whole time? You want to be Bass Fishing and Jackpot King?
Output: Of course, I want to be Bass Fishing and Jackpot King, but it hasn't been about that the whole time.
Blanche, I'm afraid you're having some kind of breakdown. 
Output: Are you going through puberty? Is your brain going through changes?
We keep you on the sunny side and the nerves don't hit, do they?
Output: It's true. If you put me in the shade, then I have nerves a plenty.
Welcome to Van Nuys. Who do we have here?
Output: My goodness. Well, my name's Calisto and she's Calista.
I'm starting this new wine tasting gig. I think this town could really use it.
Output: I know, this is a town is very uptight. We haven't been able to dance here, since 1987.
Terribly sorry, I know the line is long. I don't have a terrible amount of time to treat you all today. There's a woman living at my house that I'm trying to introduce into high society, to prove that all people are the same.
Output: Why did you say it like it's something bad? That's sweet. I wish more people would do things like that.
I feel cold every time Ricky talks. Anyone else?
Output: Yeah, I do. I get little shivers and also bumps on me.
Are you being ornery on my flight, miss?
Output: Maybe I am. It's my nature.
Actual the talent is right now in my mother's large intestine, slowly working his way out.
Output: Oh, you got that tapeworm that can juggle. I've heard of him.
Kids from the inner city will also be here, so I think a fight might break out.
Output: Definitely, hold onto your wallet.
Mr. Patterson, I thought we'd do a little presidential historical field trip so we can find the basis of our book "The President is Missing."
Output: I mean, Mr. President, is this the ideal place to be? As far as presidential historical places go, this is not a happy one.
So, this ant farm will be a tourist attraction.
Output: Oh, absolutely! People come to Downy for the train, but don't realize there could be so much more.
Yes, I do. I mean, my wife passed years ago and I never thought I'd find anybody again and then when Rhonda came along and a spark came to life in me that I hadn't felt in years.
Output: I was very sorry to hear about your wife. Did you get that Blu-Ray of Cubed 2 that I sent?
Oh, my. It sounds like a Cormack McCarthy novel, War Road. I'm very learned.
Output: Or a George Miller movie. I'm into pop culture.
She should absolutely be here in the studio. Her training never ends.
Output: I pay her for private lessons out of my own paper money. My paper route money.
Hey, what's taking so long with my drink, man? I'm fucking dry, I'm starting to sober up over here.
Output: Sorry, sir, it's - I just need to get these sundaes out.
C'mon, Rudy, let's not mince words here. I know your story. I know all your stories.
Output: Yeah, I guess you're right, Cal.
Maybe we could all sit in the hot tubs. Yeah, that might replace my ice cream craving.
Output: Or, we could, fill the hot tubs with ice cream, and turn it into a cold tub.
I happen to have some mannequins in the back of my pickup truck. We could put them into your beds, and then once your parents are asleep or meditating or whatever they're doing, you can come to Van Nuys and I can show you what the real world's really like, with feelings and emotions.
Output: Oh yeah, and Trish and Laura can cover for us.
That really hurt my feelings there, to call it just acting. What am I doing every day then, huh? Guess I'm just fucking myself in the ass.
Output: I'm sorry, I didn't mean it that way.
What took you so long?
Output: I couldn't find you guys. You said you'd be in Hall F.
The first Port-o-Potty is only for urine.
Output: The second one's for crapping.
I have 32 teeth.
Output: Wow, is that usual? That seems like a lot.
Here's me, Donkey Kong.
Output: It's me, give me a holler. I'm Diddy Kong, I'm Donkey Kong but smaller.
There's a long line of famous actresses behind me, who have all played different queens. They're all very talented.
Output: Why is that lady twirling her mustache?
You may remember Gregor from the '80s metal hair bands.
Output: The name of his band was Hair Punk. but it was a metal band.
It's true. Did you know the appendix is only as big as your pinky and it can do all that kind of damage to you inside?
Output: I didn't even know that and I took yours out. It was bigger than that, I don't know, maybe I took out more than I was supposed to then. What I took out was about the size of a football.
Oh, I like the looks of some of this stuff, right? It's not bad.
Output: Everything you see is for sale.
Let me ask you this seriously. Have there actually been any negative effects of not having the Olympics?
Output: The trash industry has suffered. We don't get a lot of quippy commercials. The population has gone down since people aren't having sex in the Olympic village.
I'd give Carl a rating of 3 out of 10.
Output: Yeah, we've been getting a lot of bad feedback on Carl.  Other than him, I assume everything else here at Friendly House was good.
I have one question. You found one human bone in their chimney, but they called you to excavate this chimney. Like, maybe they thought it was a dead rat or some leaves. Do you really think it was their bone? That they killed someone?
Output: Now why would they leave? Doesn't that imply a certain amount of guilt?
I forgot that I was there.
Output: It's hard to remember.  It has been three years.
Craig, you are so stupid. I shouldn't have to explain every single phrase I say to you.
Output: I'm clarifying! I want to make sure my first mission is the best one!
Granted, I wasn't paying attention to what was going on, but you clearly made him do it.
Output: I could understand why you think that, but I was actually entirely silent.
I run it every year. It doesn't matter whose name is on it. Everybody looks to me.
Output: That's true. I'm a fall down drunk.
Kevin, as your mother, I hope I can make you proud of me out there tonight as I take on Monster Brad in the ring.
Output: Mom, I'm always proud of you, and Monster Brad doesn't stand a chance.  He's got a bum leg, and that's bound to trip him up when you give him a right hook.
I worry that this might kill him and I know he's your little friend.
Output: The little tapeworm is working so hard. He hasn't been inside a human in a while to get nutrients.
I know I'm just a humble blimpsman, but for this occasion, no tickets are necessary.
Output: Christmas has come early this December.
What's the trouble you have with counting? It's very simple.
Output: I just never know where to start.
I'm so sorry, judge. I'll turn off my phone now.
Output: Yeah, that's incredibly unprofessional.
Yup, this is Mr. Madison's square garden.
Output: I mean, he got the round garden, and everything's fine there. He got the triangle one, and that's fun.
Why it's true! And these are my children. We call ourselves the Cold Storage Kids.?
Output: Like the famous series of books that I've been reading since childhood?
Well, we've made love on television. For the first time in my life, I feel like I know who I am.
Output: I know who you are too and now everyone knows how we both are.
Peggy, I'm so glad that I married you and I'm sorry I took us to this desolate, dry place, but I don't know that we would have had this wonderful drug experience otherwise.
Output: I completely agree with you. I'm glad we came here too.
I thought that your new girl had already fallen in love with you.
Output: Apparently, even after they fall in love with you, you have to continue to be a terrible person or else they leave you.
Can I tell you a secret? I'm illiterate.
Output: Oh, those are just little pictures on your paper instead of words. How cute!
Whoa, your flipper is sticky, Mr. Penguin.
Output: Yeah, I had to swim through the Exxon Valdiz spill to get here.
Is there any way you can just intimidate these people and not actually murder them?
Output: Oh, man. That's disappointing. We really like murdering people.
I don't want to share my blocks. I want to keep my blocks.
Output: You must keep this family alive. Your brother died.
Hey, I didn't want to go to this dumb camp. But now I'm intrigued.
Output: Yeah, me too. Because I raised my hand, and I still don't know why.
Tad, you're making me crazy. Stop talking.
Output: It just, now that we're actually on the day and going to rob the bank, it feels intense.
Quite honestly, I don't feel like I'm missing much. I've got a new life in here.
Output: It's because you're always meeting new people.
Eventually they created refrigeration.
Output: Ah, so you didn't have to drink the milk all in one go anymore.
Have any children come up to you and asked where the baby man is? Have you told them? Where are those kids and do you have a knife?
Output: Oh, boy. You're like a regular Helen Thomas with all of these questions.
You gotta beware of any brass instruments, specifically the trumpet, because that water will get right in the bell - that's the flare part, try to remember that - and it'll go all the way into your body.
Output: Thank you for anticipating that I plan to cover myself in Saran Wrap so that I can still be underwater while I'm playing an instrument so that my skin doesn't get burned.
Do you know who we are? We're all unemployed.
Output: OK, you announced that like maybe you were about to be a celebrity or dignitary.
But if she's not concerned, are we truly doing a good job of being a secret society?
Output: Look at us.  A secret society with a pigeon in a cage.  We're hardly a secret society at all!
Have any children approached you about finding the baby man?
Output: I have secretly been guiding these children to a real life adventure.
This oxygen tank, it's really light.
Output: It's actually helium. That's why it's so light.
Who's this creep? I feel the urge to punch him for some reason.
Output: I'm Eve's husband, you jerk.
I have two pieces of bad news, sir.
Output: Tell them to me alphabetically.
I'm working right now. I'm trying to make some money.
Output: Okay, I guess I'll just go back and sit in the car.
It's hard to take you seriously, I can see the elastic on your beard. And also, you're so sweaty. It smells terrible in here.
Output: I made a mistake. I went to one of those Argentinian places right before this where they just keep bringing you meat. I think I got the meat sweats.
You're not missing anything, believe me Maybelline. The movies are awful.
Output: I find that hard to believe about every movie every made.
I'm sorry, please excuse me. My phone's going off.
Output: Your ring tone is somebody whispering "you're going to die?" Can you turn that on vibrate?
This may sound crazy. This may be coming from I don't know where, but I need to marry you.
Output: Ohhh, they got barbecue Fritos there?
You said you heard this lady singing at a place. Was it the bible store?
Output: Didn't I just tell a story about this little blonde girl that came into my bible store and freaked out at a bible and ran out?
I miss music. I just miss hearing music. Don't you?
Output: I do agree with you. That was one thing I had a lot of in the woods. Concerts.
Oh, so you're self published, John? I hear people are really into that.
Output: It's the way to go. I'm my own boss.
Danielle, what you doing talking to another man? I told you to get your movie and then we're leaving.
Output: Well, I am the clerk, I mean. She does have to talk to me if she's gonna rent a movie.
Do you want me to come over and kill your dog?
Output: Yes, we need somebody to help. I know you're a vet and I just unloaded a lot of stuff on you.
I forgot to give you those other books with information about psychosis in them. Sorry.
Output: It's OK, I'm not mad.
I checked in years ago, and I had all of these double cheeseburgers, and I can't seem to leave this room.
Output: Roger, I know you're on your phone right now, but this gentlemen is a ghost. Jermaine told me he had a heart attack in the room.
Did you hear that? Oh my god, that guy's nose is flapping all over the place.
Output: He's just laying there and it's flapping in the breeze like a US flag. That guy just beat up a cop.
Lorielle and Maybelline probably would have never noticed that you were sitting in their ice cream shop.
Output: It's true.You gave me the opportunity to be a mysterious old asshole.
If you had to guess how many cubic feet of water she sucked up, what would you say?
Output: You'll think I'm pretentious, but I'm going to say it was 30 cubic feet of water displaced per second by her.
You can see me at my desk. It's right over here.
Output: I bet his desk is literally covered with tiny stuffed animals.
It seemed like you didn't have to give her your money. It seemed like she just wanted to talk.
Output: She did say "this is a stick up."
Christ wasn't around in 1947, right?
Output: Right. He was post-war. He was a Korean War God.
I found an abandoned wares station. I think it's the perfect place to set up our wares.
Output: Really? That sounds so exciting. I can't wait to get it set it up.
Alright, I'll give it a try. I'm going to sing like a sonic blast.
Output: Yes, and then I'll laugh. That will attract dolphins because laughter sounds like dolphins. Then we can ride the dolphins to the shore!
I was told that I could come in and work at the comic book shop.
Output: Were you? We already have enough bulge checkers, I don't know who told you that.
Yes, we're getting rid of you, Jennifer. But you're gaining a Tom and a Kent.
Output: OK, sure, I'm gonna embrace the adventures in life. I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna with two strange men from the mall today and we're going to tackle the world.
You know, a lot of people would say that the last place they want to be is the post office. But for you, it's the first place you want to be.
Output: And only.
Can I confide something in you, Pamst? I feel like she might be one of those human killing robots.
Output: So you're familiar with those? If she is she's the most convincing one I've ever heard of.
Vince, this is my ex-husband, John. He's a miserable failure.
Output: This is Johnny? Oh, Betsy, he's not what I pictured. You couldn't do better than this loser?
If you're ghosts, why do you have a car?
Output: Because we died in a car. Our car is also a ghost.
Sorry, I've been keeping this to myself since I ate that apple. But I'm pretty sure we're naked.
Output: Yeah, I mentioned that when I said I didn't have pockets.
One can only wonder how large your contraption will be when it is finished.
Output: Oh, it will be quite a great deal larger than what you see before you today, sir. My goal is to build a contraption very large, large enough to carry me into the void of outer space, so that I may see what Savannah, Georgia looks like from its inky depths.
Cadet, what are you doing over there?
Output: Sir, these leaves are so beautiful. I just wanted to bury myself in them, sir. Can you see my nose sticking out, sir?
Great. I will make very detailed instructions on how to cook them.
Output: Oh, thank you Catarina. What a help you are.
Well, you're very upfront about it. I like that you're a straight shooter.
Output: That's exactly what I wanted to talk to you about. Shoot straight. Now, even though your memory is failing you, be sure to shoot straight with your wife. Tell her what you're thinking.
Being dead hurts. It never stops hurting.
Output: Like the original Little Mermaid in Hans Christian Andersen's takes. They say every step felt like walking on scissors.
Kent, we've been over this. You may not hit upon the customers, and you certainly may not grab their breasts. We don't do that.
Output: OK, what if we look at it differently? The world is always moving, right? What if her breast actually came into my hand? Like I jump up, the Earth keeps spinning and her titties come to my fingers.
The best way to join your two strengths together is if the ghost starts talking about the show and honey, you would then act out the show that he's talking about.
Output: Why wouldn't I? My body is my instrument.
I need more than one doughnut.
Output: He's a growing boy, I mean. He needs three or four dozen doughtnuts.
You destroyed my family photographs.
Output: I think we made use of them. We made them better. They are better in a collage.
Thanks, Ralph. Yeah, get my good side.
Output: You don't have a bad side, I'll tell you that.
I just don't want my parents knowing when our wedding will be? Is that too much to ask.
Output: It's definitely unorthodox, but I support you in that.
Oh, Captain, I'm so glad that you're home here in Downy. My wife is gone. Grandfather is gone.
Output: I'm so sorry for your loss, sir. My name is Albert, but you can just call me Anus.
Evelyn, if this is about the elections or something and you want to be a member of the board or if there's something you're harboring, you can just let it out at Sport Club.
Output: Why yes, those are traditional Sport Club rules. You get it off your chest and let it out.
Todd, dude, you're making me laugh.
Output: I mean, I'm not trying to make you laugh. I'm scared.
There's another possibility. We were going to use animatrons in some of the Epcof installations. These two just do the same thing over and over again.
Output: You're suggesting that we chain up these two people in a box and have them perform for people?
David, why are you swaddled in a blanket here on the casino floor?
Output: My back, it's just been bothering me. It feels nice to be in bed as I walk around.
They are saltwater toughys and they sell saltwater toughys, which is the problem I'm here to discuss.
Output: I suspected you had an ulterior motive for being here, Dr. You don't normally come to this side of the beach.
I'm no artist. So, maybe that won't work.
Output: You could be at this gallery.
A lot of times I like the context of a joke in terms of what period, so then I know the vernacular of what the joke is told in. 
Output: Right. I'll keep that in mind next time I tell you a joke.
Ok, I'm checking the temperature here.?
Output: Is it cold like it's supposed to be?
I saw the superhero go that way!
Output: We didn't put a mic on you, sir. We didn't know you were going to be hopping on set.
You know those Ed McMahon, like those letters that come in the mail? I mailed it in and won.
Output: And your prize was you became the king of the Sudan?
That was an angel. Angels don't have sexualities.
Output: Fine. But she had a nice rack.
I have the idea to build a basement on the dollhouse.
Output: The dollhouse will be revolutionized.
Is there anything to eat? The smell of this place is making me so hungry.
Output: I went to the store and bought some frozen waffles.
I'm starving, I haven't eaten since yesterday.
Output: That's why we can't sell you the paint, ma'am. You don't even leave the store before you start eating it.
So, is this it? This is my only option? There's no other person I could be with.
Output: Yeah, you guys are pretty stuck with each other. And you need to be fruitful and multiply constantly.
Man, if you had just been honest about that - 'cause your powers are awesome. They could definitely come in handy in a burning building.
Output: Yeah but I just kinda want to hang out here, so.
You can't get on the Ferris wheel without a ticket, sir.
Output: Well, they told me I didn't need a ticket to get on the Ferris wheel. The lady told me.
I just meant to stun him. I didn't mean to kill him. Oh my goodness, Bobby.
Output: It's alright, darling, look. They're all kneeling to you. You're the queen. And look at your belly, there's something moving in there. A little Emit Brown of our own.
I've seen him walking around ever since like ten years ago.
Output: I thought he died, so maybe we see his ghost? I guess there's no point in speculating.
Everyone thinks you're dead. They don't realize you're still alive back here, Mr. Houston.
Output: Well, I live my life in the shadows. I help young boys become men and the ones that I like most become my sons.
Father, the only thing I can think of for you to make amends to me, truly, is for you to sing me a song about the rules of chess.
Output: Well, I'm not much of a singer, much less much of a composer. Here we go. I hope this will help us to reach some sort of accord, my daughter.
Wow, and you got him when he was eight, too. He's getting really up there.
Output: He was in good shape then. He's really falling apart now.
The t-shirt guy sounds wonderful.
Output: We didn't even tell you about him.
Oh, yes I did hear about that. Yes, we watch that because sometimes people get run over by their cars.
Output: Not as many of those videos as I would have liked. We had our whole evening planned.
Okay, so I bet if we just pop this door open - I mean, it couldn't be that there are thirty hungry zombies waiting on the other side of the door.
Output: I doubt it. We've been in here for ten minutes, I'm sure they left.
Poseidon's Delight? That sounds fantastic. He was a god, so it must be good.
Output: Let our stomachs take the odyssey through Poseidon's Delight. We'll take it.
Sorry I'm singing, I just have a sexy song in my head.
Output: Is that what's causing your headache?
OK, he didn't a bad job on purpose. I'm sure. Right, Nooky?
Output: Yeah. I just wanted to be like you guys. Equals.
I'm sorry. I'm having trouble placing your accent. Where are you from?
Output: I'm from Cuba. I've got a classical Cuban accent. Our country has been closed off to America for awhile, so no one knows what we sound like.
You must be the little sister. What's your name.
Output: Oh, boy. No one ever really asks. My  name is Felicity.
They have a lot of magazines to thumb through, Doctor. I don't want you to lose your train of thought.
Output: Joan, you know that if I start thumbing through those magazines, I'm lost. I'll get sucked in there and never come out again.
New York City is so busy, Walt. I feel like if we get split up, we'll never find each other again. So, let's not get split up.
Output: Let's not get split up ever.
Like an orange chicken??
Output: Like a sour fruit or a turned piece of meat. She's got some spark in her. The other one is a people pleaser, a nurturer. I'm into it.
Yeah, it seems like a face hole!  But, I'm just saying, maybe that's a mouth hole.
Output: All right, I'll try it the other way around, but I don't like my chances, y'all.
Yes, we used a government discount to purchase these tickets.
Output: We have an account with....I'm not supposed to say. It's an agency.
I never put it together, I still haven't.
Output: What, that Elle and Dakota are sisters, we're four, we're quadruplets, we're four twins.
Oh, I live here. Welcome to my home.
Output: Oh. Well, do you mind if I build a sandwich store in here?
What do you say? Are we going to sign this kid?
Output: Yeah, sign him. I don't care. I'm almost 100% deaf.
Please don't tell my boss you're helping me.
Output: Oh, I won't, trust me. I always am down to stick it to the man.
OK, I will give you $600 for this blender if it is really that silent. I know it's only $100, but I wanted to thank you and show my appreciation.
Output: Don't thank me until you have this milkshake that I just made while were were talking. You didn't even hear it.
Emeril, we're glad we ran into you here because we were thinking of starting our own restaurant. It's going to be barbershop themed.
Output: Yeah, you'll sit in a barber's chair to eat.
Oh, Demitrius, I love this restaurant. I think this is just so romantic.
Output: I'm a little scared. It's quite dark in here. The candles are all very melted and yet, they are still on.
I was just walking by on my way to the food court and I thought I'd come in the store. I need some new shirts.
Output: Do you want something tan or cream? Those are the only colors we sell.
When you say the apples aren't that great, that it makes me want to eat one.
Output: They're Macintosh apples. If they were Pink Ladies or Gala, I'd say you were missing out.
Oh mom, it's so good to see you.
Output: It's good to see you. You should call more.
You are 19 years old which only makes you a year and a half older than I am plus you don't have these awesome pajamas.
Output: Well, you are 17 and a half and you shouldn't be wearing kids pajamas anymore, they look absolutely ridiculous.
Sam Houston was the hero of the battle of Houston. He was thought to have died in that battle, but many say they feel as if he escaped and has changed his name several times all the while looking merely 15 years old.
Output: Much like Hitler in South America.
Oh no, your boner. It's escaping.
Output: It's tap dancing across the breakfast table.
Joshua, how are you doing over there sweetheart?
Output: I'm good. I'm young and 45 years old. I feel right in the prime of life.
Miss Belinda, are they disturbing you at all?
Output: Oh, no. My own children didn't come so it's nice to have this lovely couple here.