niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
I'm never going to say the word horse as long as I live.
Output: Well, why would you promise that? We're at a stable. You can say horse.
I can't sell food and do nails at the same time. That's like double dipping or whatever.
Output: It's also completely against health department standards.
What's your emergency, sir?
Output: I'm being held against my will and being forced to work at a Houston's restaurant by Mr. Sam Houston, hero of Houston's Attrition War.
Yes, between Russia and the US. All the battles took place in cold climates.
Output: There were so many grudges, especially with John.
Yeah, it's like a ball of light that floats along and lures people over to the Mars.
Output: It's like a cat's hairball.
Wrinkle Pants ate a lot of fruit and that's why you gotta have his body, Cracker.
Output: Because even dead, it's in better condition than my body?
Didn't she say she played a piano in the shower? She doesn't sound right to me.
Output: What kind of shower is that wide? Unless she was playing in a YMCA, she's very likely a robot killer so we have to be very careful, Todd.
I think there's a Ted Talk going on over there at the McCormick Place.
Output: We should head over there after the ceremony.
Councilmen, as you know we've never had a partner in the televangeli before. I think we should talk this over.
Output: Well, there was a lot of emotion in her devotion. I don't see a problem with it.
You're gorgeous, Tia.
Output: Thank you. I have a new sun hat. Would you like to see me without it?
I think my short term memory is fine, but my mid term and long term memory aren't so good. There's an area in the middle that completely goes blank.
Output: You hardly ever hear people talk about mid term memory. There's short term, long term and then mid term, where you're just remembering stuff from a couple months ago.
You wanna come in the room or are you just going to lurk there?
Output: I'm just going to kind of hang out by the door 'cause I gotta head to the hospital soon. Gotta make my rounds.
You read that. I did get two PhDs. One in semibiotics and also medicine.
Output: Wow, I was mad before, but I really respect a woman who's educated, so, congratulations Donna.
Do you have your handcuffs? We'll need them if we're going to turn this guy in.
Output: Of course I do. I never leave anywhere without them.
You know what? I'll put on a jacket if it'll make you happy.
Output: Yeah. With elbow patches, preferably.
Brigadier Private, we have exciting news to share with you
Output: Oh, let me guess. Is it free churro day? That's my favorite day of the month.
I'd like to cut slack all day long, but the truth of the matter is we're running a business here, not a nudist beach.
Output: You know what? I quit. I'm going to use all this time to start trying to heal my mind.
Being shot in the calf is not life threatening and for the rest of your life you have a cool limp.
Output: Yeah, man cool limps. Who wouldn't want one. Maybe I can have you shoot my calf.
Kelly Sue is the star of the show. Everyone knows her.
Output: I've been performing here for 15 years, but I'm not a day over 25.
This I swear to you, my brothers, I am telling the truth.  There, does that satisfy you?
Output: For the time being.  It wouldn't be the first time the baby brother has committed some sort of error in telling the truth, would it?
Cheryl's never going to know what's coming for her.
Output: Whoa, you look like you're gonna beat her up.
These are two things that you didn't mention at dinner. You live with your mother and you're a magician.
Output: Both of those things are more like a third date thing.
Ma'am, we must let you know that you are exotic to us.
Output: We have never met a person with your particular speech patterns or peanut butter flights.
Adelle, I feel like I'm into doing crazy things now. I started this business. 
Output: You do seem very changed and considering that I first married you to get my green card, it  blossomed into a relationship of love.
Can't we pick the lock and get into the laundry mat that way?
Output: Yeah, does anybody know how? It seems like that would be the easiest route.
Is everyone comfortable with being murdered?
Output: Well, I've always wanted to be in show business. So, this could be a real stepping stone for me to take a risk and brave actress.
We had a plug that came loose and we had to plug it back. You know how it is.
Output: Yeah, like our Commodore 64, lamps, computers. Technology. Cool stuff.
That's a lot of vomit. How much shrimp cocktail did he eat?
Output: We had extra this morning. Didn't want it to go to waste.
These doughnuts are pretty good, I gotta admit.
Output: They're good until they're not. The third doughnut is where everything turns.
I've been here for three years. I'v just been walking around for three years.
Output: I'm not gonna lie. That's a little demoralizing to hear.
You may not recognize me. I was in a 70's movie. It was a little movie called Foxy Brown.
Output: You were correct at the beginning. I don't recognize you.
Look, you and your brother are kind creeping everybody out. You got these weird looks on your faces. You're throwing ice cream on the ground and you're saying "it wasn't us who did it." You're blaming somebody that nobody can see.
Output: That's right. Targin did it. He's causing a lot of trouble and my brother Stewart is catching flak for it. It's not fair.
So, Caroline and Claptrap. Did you know that right outside the panic room I have just the most wonderful, Hi-Fi stereo and mint vinyl records of just anything you could imagine?
Output: It's literally vintage. I saw it on the way in. Pearled exterior. You have to see it.
What's the point of finishing this movie, no one's going to watch our movies in the future anyway.
Output: I think you're right, darling. I think you're right. I think we belong to history now and no one will ever look upon us again.
Yeah, your hands look like two thunderclouds with lightening shooting out of them.
Output: Like two horses with one too many legs each.
This is rubber band. Holds together bills.
Output: OK, then I'd like to see you pick it up and bind some bills with that.
Dad, let me make you this promise. If my debut is absolutely atrocious and I make someone smash their face against a wall because they don't want to hear me sing anymore, I'll quit the opera and do something else.
Output: Well, that's a deal then. I guess I won't smash you in the face with this rock.
Please come home. I'm so sorry about everything. I don't want you to start a new life. Please don't leave your old life with your family who loves you.
Output: But mom, it's June 20th. I can't take another summer of just casual summer Buddhism.
You ladies look like you've been  through heck and so do you sir.
Output: Nothing. I'm not saying a word. I'm not telling anything.
I think my dad is way worse than your dad.
Output: Well, given I just saved my dad from being murdered by your dad, I actually am going to agree with that. You can come stay with us if you want.
I don't need a compass. My eyes are my compass.
Output: They sure are, look how they spin.
I remember I was at a jazz club and I saw this young lady. She was enjoying the jazz music. I went up to giver her a hug and she turned around. Now, I find myself here.
Output: Oh, that's weird. It's like she teleported you or something.
Also, I should tell you, all the closets they have little closets inside.
Output: Okay, how many?  Is it like a Russian nesting closet?
The truth is, Tina, I've always loved you. And seeing these two people here today, in love, it just reminded me of that. I know I see you every day, but they reminded me that I love you, Tina.
Output: I've been dreaming about this happening. I didn't want to smell like shrimp and stew though.
It sounds like finding these parrots is the only way to redeem yourself for these kids.
Output: Oh, boy. I've got to keep looking for these parrots. I almost forgot.
I need quarters. Does anybody have quarters?
Output: Oh, I run a nail salon, girl. We don't use quarters.
Tell us a secret about the Harlem Globetrotters. They play here don't they?
Output: I can tell you a secret about them. All those games were fixed.
You know, I tried to be a fireguy one time. That might have been the main problem, that I kept calling it fireguys.
Output: I like it. You're real folksy. That's cool.
Please, David, do insert that punch card into me. Under my arm.
Output: Under the flap? It's weird that you're a robot with flapy skin.
Chuck never told me he was an inventor. Demetrius, can you believe that?
Output: I can't. I also can't see the contraption in his hand. I think working in a goldsmith factory is taking my sight.
You got the higher-ups up my ass, and I can't handle this type of pressure.
Output: Look, you said you were two weeks from retirement a month ago. Why are you still even here?
Wow, he's never done that before. Wow. Just this morning he could only remember three different kinds of margaritas.
Output: I know, and now I got the other 64.
Do you still want the sex with the two guys?
Output: Yes, of course. Because of Jim's haunting me.
I just need to buy a bible, lady.
Output: I'm so sorry. Please, go ahead. They are alphabetically organized.
This isn't your job either, as security? What is this, like a volunteer militia?
Output: I gotta do this or I go back to jail.
I'm making meatballs for dinner.
Output: I would like to help. I have a very particular set of skills.
And then we can call your parents to come get you.
Output: OK, but I don't think they're going like that. Well, they thought I'd look so much like a frog. They brought me the aquarium than just stuck me in the octopus tank. And octopus is the murdered of the sea.
I'm glad you're moving on with your life and I'm glad that I have the key to where you live.
Output: I am too. I think this was the smartest idea so we can both see the poster.
Do you have a horse tranquilizer?
Output: Oh, sure. Do you feel like going into a k-hole?
You've lost a lot of weight for your daughter.
Output: Uh-huh. I'm doing a full McConaughey for her. Lost weight, bleached my hair. I'm walking now.
Guys, I think we gotta face facts. We're never going to get these boxes moved by tonight.
Output: What are we going to do? Featherman's up there waiting on us.
Spirits of the corn field. It's me, Mr. house flipper.
Output: Finally, you've made it here. What do you want from us.
Well, this is new.  He wasn't there the first time.
Output: Uh, yeah.  No, no, no.  I was in the bathroom.
So you named yourself and raised yourself, Claptrap?
Output: Yeah. I named myself first, then raised myself. I didn't know what names were because I was in the woods by myself. But I liked the sound of a clap.
You shouldn't roll up watercolor paper.
Output: You don't have to go to school to know that.
Look, I don't know if you remember, but Mr. Clinton left a fountain pen here. And, it's very important to him. So important that twenty-five years later, he needs this pen in the Oval office.
Output: Like a fancy nice pen? Almost like the pen that I used to grade my little daughter's homework papers.
That's great, you can make the drapes. I'll make some food. I'm sure you have some sort of food in here.
Output: You know, I do have some food. I didn't plan on having guests when I had the panic room built. There is food though.
You shouldn't do any interrogations in this park. There are a lot of lawyers around.
Output: Excuse me, did someone say interrogation? Is someone being questioned here?
OK. I have a follow up question. You're a smoker, right? It's our understanding that you had a doctor get you a pack of cigarettes, while you were in the hospital.
Output: What is smoking anyway? What does that actually mean to smoke?
All right, look, your mother and I are going to get back together. We're going to go live in our house and you can buy all the records that you want.
Output: This is half good news. You guys make each other miserable.
Alright, how do we keep these people in line?
Output: I know, we're losing them right and left. They think they have free will. We can't have it.
Somebody from our family has got to go back to where we came from. We're hill people. We're Scotch Irish. I can't fly because my head will explode under pressure.
Output: I thought you were going to get that trap door put in your skull?
I thought you were going to make him big again?
Output: For what? For free? I'm running a business here. He never paid for the first time.
Is there any way to make that lamb be silent?
Output: This lamb is our daughter, Carolyn.
So that's the entire prophecy? You're the common thread. Everything's here.
Output: Well, part of it was written in Spanish, and I don't know Spanish, so I'm hoping we don't need that part.
He's coming onto Barb really strong.
Output: I know, and the way he's fingering his chains make me nervous.
I'm not going to tell you my name, you scum. Look at you, you look like a pinata.
Output: Hey, these pinatas don't come cheap. I gotta steal them out of the place where they fix my car.
You haven't noticed my octagonal spectacles?
Output: I actually did notice those, did you have them made in octagonia?
What's that you got there, Aslan?
Output: It's a satchel with a decapitated head. Actually, the body is decapitated, I think.
I want to establish a bunch of museums here at Fort Haven. I want them all over the place, all different kinds of things.
Output: Oh, sure. We can do a natural history, science and military.
I've seen that one, and you know John Cryer was originally up for that lead role.
Output: He was up for the role of Seaman Beaumont.
Oh, my God. The door closed by itself.
Output: What? That seems like ghost activity.
All right Todd, go ahead and sing your funeral song.
Output: You better do it good, or we're going to kill you.
Oh sorry, let me take my pants off. I didn't see you there Mrs. Mayor.
Output: Thank you. I am getting used to this.
Dad, I just want to let you know I forgive your ignorance. I forgive your beatings and your lying. I forgive you for hurting mom and for encouraging my brother to be a sadist.
Output: Well, those apologies and your tears sound very sincere, so thank you very much.
We haven't had a chance to try the doughnuts yet. But I wonder if there's something wrong with them, since none of the other people in the town are eating them.
Output: Are you accusing us, sir, of not enjoying Crimpcrumper Doughnuts, the #1 industry in this town?
Look at you  you have a monicle and a hat you're perfect.
Output: You know what you're right and I will never run out of monocles either because I have to rent a ten by ten storage locker just to store all of them.
Yes, this is a barren wasteland. It's no longer useful. I drink during the day and then come to tennis. But, no balls! I'm not ready.
Output: It's not called tennis ball, it's called tennis. We don't need a ball!
I heard there were samples. I don't fell like we're in the right part of the maze.
Output: I know, this is what I came here for. We gotta find some samples or I'm not going to feel like I have worth as a human being.
Fine, but no fast moves, sonny. Don't get any ideas.
Output: Just getting some ice. Filling it up from the fountain. I'm terrified. Never had a gun pointed at me before.
Forgive us, King. How did we not know it was you.
Output: I'm a bad man. I can't believe the King is here.
I know, Whole Foods 365 was just full of hot moms. What were we thinking about going there for love?
Output: It should be called 365 hot moms trying to work their way through a grocery list.
And I think a lot of people are getting a little, well, they think it's odd Juliet's nine months pregnant on stage.  She's a virgin.
Output: She's 13 years old, for Christ's sake.
Things feel different now that I've changed the Wikipedia entry.
Output: Senior is gone. He mysteriously passed away several years ago.
You are flop sweating. And also you look like you're two people wearing a trench coat.
Output: OK, this is about my alleged history of kidnapping, right? It's not true.
Wait a second, you eat chicken??
Output: I was going to say, that seems like a misstep Mr. Carl Simmons.
There's no tanning bed in your attic?
Output: The accommodations get worse the higher up you go.
Our primary export are those little rocking horses.
Output: Oh, boy. This is a good year too. Everyone needs one of those rocking horses.
These hands can create 3D images that can move on their own?
Output: Can you turn us back before this monologue?
But of course you can taste my whipped cream.
Output: Budino, you never let us dip our fingers in your whipped cream.
I feel like I can actually feel the holograms.
Output: That's because the quality is amazing, except for the physical movements.
Well, you know, he's 23.
Output: That's 105 in dog years.
I should also mention I can only hold about 200 words in my head at a time.
Output: So, are you all fulled up right now? How do you know when you're at capacity?
You couldn't remember a single margarita on the menu.
Output: Yeah and, by the way, you told a little lie to Ray about that.
Poseidon, do you know my family?
Output: I know of them. They are the people that owned the bank and they shut down my family farm.
I don't know what to do about my piano. Should I take it to somebody? It's gotta be so waterlogged by now.
Output: Well, I mean, if you're still able to play it, it sounds all right. Maybe just tip it over and dump out the excess water.
Please sit down on this nice ottoman.
Output: Oh, thank you. This is a nice doily. The stitch work looks like it's that doily from the murder of the old lady that collected calico cat sculptures.
I'm full of gasoline.
Output: Why don't you put that down and have some of this oatmeal? Our chef is great here.
Free of this life? I'm down for moving the boxes, but I don't want a suicide pact.
Output: No, no, I meant free of the life here in this warehouse.
I am, how you say, this juice. It seems like a trap, no?
Output: A trap in what sort of a way? Because I can think of many different ways it could be a trap. Maybe it will simply kill us.
So, these kids should be disposable kids, right. They should be non-union?
Output: Of course, they're non-union. We can't afford union kids.
I mean, you know, I was born in a station wagon.  Our child would be born in a Porsche.
Output: Sweetie, that's really nice, but I would like to have a birth devoid of any cars, really.  Just a normal birth.
C'mon, that's old stuff. That's like saying Wizard of Oz was all a dream.
Output: I don't know what you mean. I think she was magically transported there.
Hey bro, I just keep thinking that they're being honest with us now, but who's to say they won't lie again?
Output: Yeah. We're kind of hypocrites though because we have that other terrible secret.
Well, thanks for picking me up. I've never hitchhiked before.
Output: Well, I never picked nobody up either. So we're doing it together.
Your son has been watching too much of the Disney channel and now he's a sassy pre-teen.
Output: He is working through some things.
This Blackwater guy!  He's filling me with rage!?
Output: And I never had nothing but compassion for Blackwater.
I'm only in this jail because I sneezed.
Output: I don't want to hear your whole life story.
Why would God curse all of us? That seems unfair.
Output: Well, I think we need to delve into your history and past.
Sitter, you're slightly bigger, but you're still very small.
Output: I'm in between sizes.
I shouldn't even be driving a car at all.
Output: It's a pretty nice car though.
OK kids, gather round. This tree's got something to say to you.
Output: We're coming. We're going to make a canoe out of it.
She said a bad word, daddy.
Output: You've heard that word before.
We have an account with....I'm not supposed to say. It's an agency.
Output: We are police. Police that are out on the street in uniforms with cars.
Look, it seems like they're fine. Just sell them some glasses and let them fall in love, OK?
Output: I'd like to use my AAA discount.
Sorry, I missed the meeting. I was shitting.
Output: You didn't even make it to the bathroom, Craig. You just shit over there.
I purchased a dog here last week. She's a pervert.
Output: Oh, are you talking about Shandy?
Tony, I gotta be honest with you. I don't think this mall is ready to open its doors today. The popcorn machine isn't popping yet, the clothing stores don't have all the clothing finished yet, the soda machines don't have the bubbles in the soda yet.
Output: Well, sir, I mean, I can get all that started now.
It's hard to remember.  It has been three years.
Output: I guess I've got pregnancy brain, just like you.
Megan, I had to rush backstage.  Are you okay?  I saw your humiliating defeat at the talent show.
Output: Yeah, I mean, I guess I put a lot of work into that, you know?  I mean, I read the entire book Team of Rivals and it turns out it was just coming out on Buzzfeed, but, you know, it taught me something.
I take a lot of self help classes, and it says if you want something ask for it. So i said, can we come back here?
Output: That's not the way in Maine. In Maine, we just don't ask. We've never asked each other a question, have we? Until now.
You thought you was too good for the Piano family.
Output: I did. I thought I needed to be the one family member who lived up to our glorious name.
What do I get if I win this coffee contest?
Output: If you win, you will get the keys to my coffee plantation.
The reason I say to everybody here at the miniature golf course "try to be a little crocodile" - my meaning behind that is be tenacious, last a long time, don't never change. And do not zig-zag.
Output: Well, we know that's your intention, but somebody's got a complaint. So I'll just have to read it since you're reading all the complaints today.
It's sort of a continental snack that's between lunch and dinner time.
Output: Oh, like a cocktail hour? That would be great.
Ritchie, what are you doing here? Why aren't you at school?
Output: Mr. Montgomery, I flunked out of school. I wasn't very good at it.
I really want this to work too, Rodney. But I'm afraid it's not up to me. I like you and I want you to succeed, because I will be disgraced in the Malibu community.
Output: And your sash says you're the Mayor of Malibu. That's a very handsome looking garment, sir.
Oh my god. You were bionic then, too? When you kissed me?
Output: I've been bionic forever.
Matthew on top of Charles and Mary Sue was on top of Matthew. I thought I'd never see anything like it.
Output: It's like we're two threesomes.
I suppose we need to find out where this water is going from this great underground cavern.
Output: Are we still going to have the picnic lunch that came with the tour?
My name's Tim. But the "I" is a one.
Output: What are you, some kind of cyber ghost? I thought you were a regular ghost.
Has this patron solved the towel riddle yet?
Output: Not yet, but bonus points for her, she did know it was a riddle. So, she's halfway there.
Of course, I listen to my Ipod because when I go on night walks, I have to listen to music. I have to listen to Belinda Carlisle.
Output: I know, but you're walking around with your eyes closed. It's weird.
Well, I suspected the post office came to life after hours.
Output: We all did. I mean, they're losing stuff all the time. I had so many birthday cards get lost on the way to my house, I just figured they got up and ran away. That's the only logical solution.
There's a group of little kids that live in my neighborhood, constantly knocking at my door and throwing water on me.
Output: OK. Again, I ask, why are you opening your door?
You know, I guess not. Now that you presented it that way. But I always felt, why throw it away? You know, those are memories.
Output: You're open to change, and that's what's important.
My mother named me, Teen.
Output: Teen? It's a very aspirational name up to a certain point.
Hey, Fatty Arbuckle. Are you fat or a lesbian?
Output: I'm a fat old lesbian, but don't like to be judged by any of those titles. Just call me Fatty.
Well, go out there and casually find out what is amiss.
Output: OK, so, give me one of those drinks I guess, Missy. And then I'll see if I can suss out what he wished for.
We're not the only one with secrets. You've got a secret. Those eyelashes.
Output: My eyelashes are actual hair from my head that's growing through my eyelids. I don't have proper eyelashes.
They didn't write in the rule book that children can't play in this tournament.
Output: That's most of the rules in Akron though. We just know. Someone said something once and we remember it.
I don't know why the flowers are coming so late, because we're about to get kicked out.
Output: The florist said she was stuck in some bad traffic, which might be what happened to Todd, too.
I could get hit by a bus walking down the street.
Output: My husband got hit by a bus when he was just walking down the street. I hope you're not making light of that.
You wanted to be called Poseidon because you love the ocean?
Output: That is true, but I also have a long beard and am frequently wet.
My name is Papa.
Output: That's actually a beautiful name for a woman.
Oh, we're both doctors. Can we help you? Are you in actual danger?
Output: Yes, yes. I think my husband's been possessed. He's been saying some crazy things. Please, can we just get in your car?
I've gotta be honest with you. You see this button here? If a therapist gets too disgusted to continue with their work, they are permitted - by law - to press this button. I'm going to tap out.
Output: Hey, she hit the button. I'm your new therapist, hey. I'm Jack. I just got to Burma. It is hot and steamy here.
Holy shit. I came all the way to Detroit not to hear your voice, Beth.
Output: It was your idea to have us come here too, you fucking tree.
You're a puppet? What do we call you?
Output: You can call me Pupp Et. Last name is Et.
Well, due to this information and as a pastor who's well versed in all things church room, I must say, this marriage is now no Z's good Z's.
Output: Wait a minute. What if I'm down for that kind of funky shit?
Whoa, your mom's got a gun.
Output: Empty the money out of the cash register.
The carpet is red because it's the blood of the masses that they're walking on.
Output: Right, it's like our blood out there.
What a lovely party, Mrs. Crimpcrumper. You have a beautiful home here.
Output: Why thank you. No sharp edges, everything's round, just like a doughnut.
Let's see here with your reflexes. All right, I'm tapping your knee.
Output: Oh, that is very hard. You're tapping me very hard.
When you talk about your relationship being meaty, is that a good thing?
Output: Well, there's still a conversation being had in the health advocates of America about whether red meat is good for the heart or not.
We have to de-ice before we can deplane?
Output: It's really cold. So, we iced up when we landed.
Is that something that's within the jurisdiction of the police to do?  You're allowed to enforce dance competitions?
Output: I don't know if I am or I'm not, but that's what's happening, and I got a badge and I got a gun and a I got a note from my teacher saying that I'm real life policeman.
Look, these blocks have symbols on them. These blocks are plain.
Output: Yes, you've already started your intense currency for this futile system.
I'm so glad I waited for my cheat day to get here with you.
Output: And I'm so glad I waited for love.
That's right. And garlic. Put in there, put in the bag.
Output: You better give me those sandwich pickles.
Christmas time is one of peace.
Output: It's also for decorating little trees.
Now that we've got that all straightened out, what did you want to say, Daniel? Jacket-less.
Output: You know what? I'll put on a jacket if it'll make you happy.
I'm Spelunk, the one who shoots the arrows that make people fall in love.
Output: I've seen you shoot over 100 people, it's so romantic watching you work.
The three life jobs that will get you killed are Navy Seal, test pilot and slap bassist and so don't take it lightly, please. 
Output: I'm a clown's wife. I don't take anything lightly.
Hi! Oh! I didn't mean to frighten you.
Output: Jesus Christ. You showed up out of nowhere.
I'm Justin Wilson the cooking cajun.
Output: I've seen you on tv before cooking prawn and crawdad gumbo!
Dick, as your supervisor and store manager, I've got to say, there's a lot of customers with some very serious complaints.
Output: I know!  Those hangers are the worst!  We had over two dozen hanger returns just this past week!
You have style and class. These other mothers are trash.
Output: You hear us, mothers? You all fucking suck.
I want to read. Can you read, teacher?
Output: Silly girl. My husband's white. I don't need to read.
Tricia's basically hung over every day.
Output: I've been into getting hung over since I was 14. I get hung over all the time.
Who is that man that rush in there?
Output: Come on, Todd, you're the biggest. Why didn't you stop him?
I'm kind of uncomfortable that Pam's here.
Output: Pam's my friend, and Pam is going to be part of this family now.
I see your veins but I don't mind it. You're like a statue come to life.
Output: My veins tell my story, my journey. You can see a lot through someone's veins.
All the jokes you made at dinner, I was OK with. I'm sorry I didn't laugh at many of them.
Output: OK. It would have helped if you had laughed at a few more.
What if we tell them that we have to re-ice the plane?
Output: I'd love to see that reaction. I'll go get the hose.
I knew you could speak, honesty tree. I knew all along.
Output: I've just been waiting for that man to leave. I've got some honesty to give him.
Can I persuade you to rent an apartment to me with this stack of money?
Output: Oh, that's my favorite thing. I'm like Scrooge McDuck, I love it.
Well, you know, we live in the same neighborhood. We became friends around the community pool and one day my friend Stephen here suggested we go to a different body of water. Oh you said it before me, have I told you this story?
Output: No, I'm just very intuitive. Tina taught me so much in her acting classes.
Yes, I will pay you twenty large dollars that I'll got out and have printed up at a novelty store.
Output: That's right. And each of those cost $1000.
Like it's never happened before, Susan.
Output: I wouldn't diarrhea on my own cloud.
I only worked there for a couple of days.
Output: And you took all that sweet cake money and you became a real estate developer. I know you. You're the one who's changing this whole neighborhood into condos.
Wait a second. Who is this lady here?
Output: I was hiding behind the pillar this whole time. It was pretty funny when the audience started throwing flapjacks at you.
Excuse me, I'm this doctor's doctor. I was eating my carrot stew and I could help but notice. I don't believe you treat an allergic reaction with a hammer.
Output: I gotta say, I don't feel better.
It's my first day I don't know the regulars.
Output: That's true we have no idea who you are either, get out.
Look at the way this turkey hand has a callus over one of the knuckles.
Output: Hey you want a little peep behind the art curtain? Peep poo. Look at my knuckle.
What's your name, honey?
Output: It's Barbara. I'm named after my great grandma.
My back is really hurting a lot.
Output: That's normal. You have wings on there now.
I don't know why the front door also have to be so small.
Output: Well, we don't want to make the souls feed bad.
You're going to go pack? What could you possibly have after hiding in a basement for a year?
Output: I've grown real attached to a lot of the stuff I had down there. Like a bean bag. I have a chicken down there. It's really small, you're not going to notice. It fits right in my pocket.
People don't want to believe that the ghouls can't touch you and you can't touch the ghouls.
Output: That's right. It's not a two way street or a one way street.
We want to trick them into it. Say because the Oscars are so Asian, let's go ahead and honor them by taking your shoes off.
Output: We'll have sushi there for them to eat.
By the way, Paul. Nobody has told me what your talent is tonight.
Output: Yeah, Paul. What are you going to do?
Guys, I understand we have the classic pole, so we slide down when there's a fire. We have no way of getting back up there. I looked all around. I started making chili up there.
Output: I have a question. How do we start our day up there, if there's no way up?
The whale could regurgitate us, which means we go out into the sea in a big wave of vomit and can't breathe.
Output: I'm not afraid of this whale. There's not a vessel that floats in this man's ocean that I haven't been able to tame to this day.
I don't know if that's going to work, and I don't mean to seem ungrateful, I just don't know how sanitary it is to put a kidney under a mat.
Output: Oh, I'll put it in a baggie.
Yordy, what do we always say? When there is no chili, we make chili.
Output: It's an old expression from the old country.
It's time for the light to sing its song.
Output: We have been waiting for this for ten minutes.
I couldn't help but overhear. But, are you and John doing some kind of deal or transaction?
Output: If we're being honest, yes, it's a deal. I work for the the CIA and I'm not supposed to say anything.
Hey you kids, stop talking about cumming over there. Go shop.
Output: We're just doing our jobs, sir.
I was hoping you'd rise to the occasion and say "no more killing people."
Output: Alright, note taken. Lucky for this girl, then.
I'm sorry, I'm so late. My carnival barker answered the door. Normally I would do that. I apologize.
Output: Well the bell just kept ringing and ringing and I didn't know if it was my tinnitus or what.
I have been having an afternoon long affair.
Output: With someone other than me, how could you?
Theoretta, are you a bit of a pornography connoisseur?
Output: Well, I'm all over ebay, I'll just say that. I know what something's worth.
I can't figure it out. These chairs are very confusing. What are they and what do we do with them?
Output: Where did they come from and where are they going?
Stephan!  Did you put that pigeon in a cage?
Output: It flew in here and it was flapping about and I was worried it would ruin your hanging draperies.
It was my fault that I bought a used sextant.
Output: Let me see the sextant. It looks like two popsicle sticks and a shoelace.
What's your name? We haven't met.
Output: It's Janet, and stop looking at her like that, Mr. President.
I'm sorry to inform you that Brandon, our server has died.
Output: That's terrible news. You also didn't have to tell us that he died. You could have just taken over for him or sent someone else.
It said you were doing ham bone in the flyer though.
Output: It did say ham bone, but I realize that today is the day that I freaky Friday with my current domestic partner.
Sorry, son.  What's up?
Output: I just wanted a little help with my geometry homework, but I could probably figure this out on my own.
So what's your wife salary? She's been on that show for 30 years.
Output: Little known fact. The weather girl does not get paid as much as the anchors.
This is a chain restaurant. Ruth's Chris isn't here.
Output: This is like the time we went to Olive Garden and there was no garden.
I was born and then my parents hid me and then Barbara was in a coma, but somehow she didn't age.
Output: Family's are so screwed up. I got put in a wagon once and rolled down a hill and nobody came to get me.
But, we're not pointing fingers, right? So, we don't know who it is.
Output: I'm not pointing fingers, that's for sure. I'm not. I'm only looking at one person though.
It's a pod of whales and a murder of crows.
Output: I'm sorry, I was not aware that I was on boat with William Shakespeare and Dame Edna.
Sir, are you saying to Men in Black all the high school kids so that they forget everything?
Output: I guess so or you could murder them.
Honey, you're upsetting our daughter. Stop yelling.
Output: OK, so, you've gotten us trapped in a belly of a whale, but I'm upsetting our daughter?
Daryl. Long. Winter. Beige. Fall. Tape. Wrist.
Output: That's not what those vows say. I don't think she can read.
That's not even on any more, The Belchy Files.
Output: Yeah, cancelled during its pilot.
You say it was ten years ago today you've been alone?
Output: Yeah, everyone in my life left me on the same day. My parents disowned me. My husband of three years walked out the door. All of the pets evacuated the apartment.
People should enjoy the movie Dave even if our explosion goes bad.
Output: In to the end they just cared about the movie because they knew how good and heartwarming it was.
Alright, Carl, you're onto me, but don't tell you sister. She'd lose faith in her old man if she found out I murdered a hundred customers just because they didn't buy bikes.
Output: Well, before she left, she did call you an asshole. Are you sure she didn't know anything about it?
We've got a giant snake to catch and only a giant hand can catch a giant snake.
Output: I may just be a docent, but that makes sense to me.
Marjorie, can I please have some Ramen?
Output: Yes, you can sweetheart. Here you go. I love when you call me Marjorie.
So those are all uniforms?
Output: That's right, I'm wearing the shirt as pants.
Digital photos are really catching on. We need some ideas to boost business in our photo processing booth.
Output: We could blow on their faces. I used to love it when mom used to do it.
Alright, right this way. Here's your table. Are you celebrating anything?
Output: If you can celebrate sadness and loneliness, that's what it is. I've been alone for ten years today.
I make sure my legs look good first, and then I take that energy to my midsection an use it. Wherever your eyes go, that's where I put my energy.
Output: Oh boy, this is so hot and so tall. I'm losing my mind over here.
We do English Country around here. So, that's why we use those terms.
Output: I know. I've seen you all ride side saddle just like the English do.
Is there a way that I can make it a little spicier and do some black magic?
Output: Yes, I think you could do black magic. You seem like the type.
Adam, I'm your first wife. Do you remember me?
Output: Yeah, hi Lilith. I didn't know you were still here.
How long has your toilet been broken?
Output: I've been going in there without flushing for about a  week now.
Can you write me a good Yelp review? We're called the Tap Out Relay Therapists.
Output: And your name is Jack? Jack the therapist. JTT.
I prefer to drive around in my native type of vehicle and I have ten members in my family. And I think I see at least ten Volvos here.
Output: Yes, we do have ten. We can get more if you need them.
Here's a lock of baby Donald's hair.
Output: Why do you have this? Doesn't anyone else think this is weird?
Yes, Billy is the skeptic of our gang.
Output: I really am, I don't even believe I came out of my mother.
Dad, be supportive.
Output: I'm trying to be, Bibbles. But you have to understand, I'm just finding out that my husband can't read or count right now.
I have a lot of people coming into my office with their teeth having been completely destroyed by rocks.
Output: Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. You scratch our back, we'll scratch yours.
Shirley, it make you more charming, being American.
Output: I just feel more interesting and more like everyone else without my accent.
Look, Heckla, the tourist has figured out the next riddle.
Output: They only solved once piece of it. They still have a way to go.
We won't give our profits away if give it to an old person that dies.
Output: And, we would need to make sure they sign their will over to the booth.
My name is Hank Thompson. Perhaps you've heard of me and the fine things I do for this city.
Output: Oh, of course I have. Your legend knows no bounds.
Should he really be flying the plane when he's high?
Output: It makes him more focused when he's high. He's about to put this bird in the sky, and it's gonna to fly.
I'm so sorry for your loss. Grandfather was great woman, I'm told.
Output: Yes, Grandfather was the love of my life.
We got there too late. He'd finished his unfinished business by the time we got there. He'd passed through the cloud.
Output: That's an inside baseball term for ya. Pass through the cloud means he stopped being a ghost and he was just nothing.
To be fair, you have these peanut butter samples and you're eating them.
Output: It makes you seem inapproachable.
It felt like we came into the studio, put on headphones, got in front of microphones and nobody said go or anything.
Output: We didn't have music either. Were we even recording?
Your owners seem awful.
Output: They spanked me when I was wet with a wood stick.
Well, the square garden is really where it's at. You know, it has been scientifically proven that every good garden is a square.
Output: There's one thing that's better about this one than other ones, well, you weren't working at the other ones.
It's our anniversary. We've been married 30 years.
Output: Happy anniversary. I never would have guessed. You look so young.
Are you aware sir that sometimes your inflection is a bit formal and stilted.
Output: Sorry, my arms are heavy from these bags of blocks.
It's been great being con men with you, but I think we need a new life. Maybe we can still stay here in this beautiful Hawaiian ticket booth, but instead of selling fake tours, we can just charge people to see the ghost of Hitler. What do you say, Hitler?
Output: Well, I've got nothing in my calendar for the next  eternity.
I suggest something with filigree, perhaps. Everyone likes filigree.
Output: Hank, if you say filigree one more time, I'm going to smack you.
Is there any possibility I could buy a train ticket for the next train to Savannah, Georgia. Do you have such a route?
Output: Why of course, we have a daily train to Savannah, Georgia.
If you leave with this man, you'll ruin your life. Mark my words.
Output: Oh my gosh, I'll take it. This life is so boring anyway.
Is that why you only gave us 2 plus signs after the A instead of the traditional 25?
Output: I have a very steady way of conducting business.
Slick, what the fuck? I'm starting to think you have no cool past of being a bad boy.
Output: Is it true that you ran the most marathons ever? That's what you told everyone at school.
I've deemed you worthy. You can practice black magic. Here's a box of props.
Output: Wait, are these from that photobooth over there?
I mean, his class only has a couple students in it.
Output: Two students for a life drawing class? The capacity in that room is at least twelve.
I wish my baby brother would just go away and never come back again!
Output: Well, I'm here because you said the wish out loud.  What a rookie mistake.  A real rookie mistake.
I can't believe it. Is that you, Big Willie? And Big Red?
Output: Well, well, well. If I didn't know any better, I would have said you're that woman that I swore if I ever saw again I would give a big old hug and welcome back to the neighborhood.
I wear a U2 t-shirt over my face that my mother gave me. I shift it, so different band members show.
Output: It gives me variety.
Todd, I gotta say real nice job. Real good brush off.
Output: I learned it from you, Mick.
Now is the present does that make sense?
Output: It does, that explains why the old creepy doppleganger me disappeared.
Would anyone care for a cheese sandwich? I brought some with me.
Output: I will eat a cheese sandwich for my husband. I will take that bullet for you, darling.
You can stand there and tell me about your lake or you can help Toaster Strudel and I find our singing rat.
Output: I'm sorry. Who are you sir? We haven't met.
Now, just so you know, the ghost train isn't physically solid. So, we're going to be on these tracks and another train might pass right through us. But, that's very unlikely.
Output: Fine by me. I'm not solid either.
We're just doing cocaine. I'm a cocaine salesman, I was trying to sell some cocaine to this young man.
Output: I actually enjoy cocaine and maple syrup, so I'm cool with it.
Please, someone just move these trunks off of me.
Output: Well, I seem to be trying. But these are so heavy, what's in here?
Well, Anus, this looks like the beginning of a beautiful partnership.
Output: It does. I'll take it right here on the kisser.
There's screaming inside, definitely. Someone did call for help.
Output: It's probably like one of those Benihanna's where they get real excited. It's probably somebodies birthday. Why else would they be here at noon?
They told us what to do last time there was a meltdown. But its just gone.
Output: They came in and they were like "It's so simple. It's written right on the wall."
Hey dad, 'm excited to graduate, but I think maybe this spray tan was a little bit too much.
Output: It's just right. I want everyone to know that you're my child.
Let's make love. That's just a regular mirror. They can't see us in here. 
Output: And we were arrested by the disco police. Aren't we entitled to a gram of cocaine?
My husband's back to normal. I'm back to normal. I can feel my hands again.
Output: It's the radiation from the x-ray machine.
I'm going to do some damage, destroy neighborhoods, that's the plan.
Output: He's very up front about it.
I'll give you 20 million dollars for a 1% stake in this business.
Output: Wow, that is way over my asking price. I have to go with you.
Maestro, you've some white foam forming in the corners of your mouth.
Output: It's coagulation of duck and cocaine.
I think the Press Secretary has some sort of social issue. He just starts sweating like crazy.
Output: I blame the public school system.
Do you guys still have that high school romantic tension? Am I sensing that?
Output: I remember when you told me that people who move in together and kiss all the time didn't have to be in love.
Congratulations, it's a boy.
Output: Thank you, have a nice day. This is my coat, and um, OK. You've got this. You're a professional. I have dreams of my own.
Did you notice that the meat was both hot and cold at the same time?
Output: Yes, it was.  It was like it had been heated and then frozen.
Oh, I remembered! Wilson, John, Smith company. Doris works at the paper company.
Output: That's right. It's called home of the white collar, blue collar employees.
I remember that day. I was your boss. I promoted you.
Output: You did, to cashier. And I was the fastest cashier for that month and I won a boating trip.
Here, give him some disgusting dog food to eat. Dogs love it.
Output: Yeah, I keep some in  my desk. Do you want lamb or chicken?
Agent Thompson, get in the office right now.
Output: Yes, sir. Can I sit in the chair or should I stand?
I know all the rules and the red tape for this sort of thing, but the fact is that most of the evidence is missing.
Output: Oh, please don't tell me it was the office supplies.
We can see you, sir. You're the real manager of the pet store.
Output: He's an African Gray Parrot.
You've listened to every single MP3 I brought. Every single thing. And NASA said they're not sending any more.
Output: This isn't about what I listen to to. What might our guests enjoy listening to. We've listened to everything, sure, but they haven't. What do they have over on base one? I don't know what they listen to there.
Excuse me, what's taking so long? I want to ride the ride.
Output: He doesn't have a ticket again. This happens every Sunday.
My sister believes in me, so she decided to let me do this on my own.
Output: Well, if Crystal Light believes in you, then I believe in Dark Crystal, too.
Oh, you work for the CIA? I've never known anyone that works for the CIA.
Output: Yes, I work for them. I'm an agent in Florida, where I work with dolphins.
I think your wife's not going to make it after all.
Output: How could she not make it? She comes to all my shows. She's my biggest fan.
Well, that's the end of the Civil War and, Marla, it looks like you're about to give births. So open up.
Output: Oh, Landsakes, I can't believe it's finally happening to me.
I do that procedure where you knock teeth out with a little hammer.
Output: I think they call that Barberism.
Will our nipples be erect all the time in heaven?
Output: Yes, and you can run your fingers over them as you enjoy your ice cream in heaven.
Is this your first time at a science fair, Heidi?
Output: No, I've done many science fairs before back in Deutschland and also at the home of my husband, Seal.