niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Do you guys got a cigarette in that room?
Output: Yeah, we got a ton of cigarettes. Can you open the door?
We have a lot of stories about our mama. There's the story of the time she ran out of gas and pushed the car up a hill.
Output: And then there's the time that we didn't have our homework done for a year and she did it all in one night.
You left the stove on? That's not safe.
Output: No one's more embarrassed than I am. I'm a fireman!
Hey, I just had that spaghetti yesterday!  You're using it as a pillow!
Output: Yeah, it's funny.  When you're in a dumpster, there's a lot of cliche things you always find, including spaghetti and lettuce.  I don't know, I guess people eat a lot of spaghetti and lettuce, but more than what they can eat, they throw it away.
Oh, yeah.  Well, you know, I figure I really get the whole shortbread experience.  Why not, Instead of making a bunch of little cookies or whatever the fuck, make, like a whole loaf size so you can cut it up like bread.  I don't know.  I guess I was confused with the recipe.
Output: I see what you mean.  It's called bread, but it's shortbread, like bread that's been condensed.
Do ghosts wear glasses?
Output: Yes, they do and should often. Their vision can be terrible.
I'm a little man. I'm crawling under your blankie.
Output: Get off of me. Get out of here. You're not real, I know that. I'm in a dream.
Now, you know I have a harried past, Derek. I'm trying to raise our son in a more loving, accepting environment.
Output: I know you have a harried past, Trina. You're saying the environment, in which you were raised wasn't quite so loving?
We love having you work here.
Output: You've taught me something so important here.  You're the most driven person I know.  You make Michael Jordan look like a piece of shit.  You're just so driven!  I can pull up all the stats on my dad.  He wakes up at four in the morning.  He gets in the car.  He drives to work.  He doesn't even use Waze because he knows a quicker way because he wants to get to work as quick as he can because he likes to work here because he's so driven.  I love that about you, dad.
Oh hi, Mike, I didn't see you there. How's things in the Sudan?
Output: Oh, you know, pretty good. Insurgency is like a fucking truck though.
Look, send me the kids, I'll watch the kids. You two go to Detroit.
Output: OK kids, gather round. This tree's got something to say to you.
Does this mean something about us if we sell a rocking horse to a sex person?
Output: I think it means that we're branching out into a new market and our business is expanding.
I'm surprised I haven't seen you before.
Output: I was locked in a cage by Bigfoot.
I brought my cat in for a tattoo. I know it's on the down low, but I heard that you tattoo animals here.
Output: Look man, if you buy a bong, I'll tattoo your cat.
Ugh, you just blew smoke in my face.
Output: Sorry, all I had was a menthol. I didn't have a mint.
They could have gone to Greg's. They're very popular. And they have ice cream. Why don't we have ice cream?
Output: You don't have to remind me that Greg's is very popular. People love it over there.
I'm a leaf blowing in the wind. I'll go anywhere I want.
Output: I collect leaves. I've been to nature trails before. I've made leaf collages. I think we've made a love connection here at the Denny's.
Here's two goblets. It's rattlesnake blood.
Output: We've already had our fill, but fine. Let's spit it into each other's mouths.
No, I've never met him either. He doesn't know what an umbrella is and he doesn't know how to answer his cell phone or he doesn't understand when it's ringing.
Output: And he won't walk in the water to the funeral.
There haven't been any city officials of any kind, have there?
Output: No, I think that the city doesn't want people to know that this is where the toilet water comes from.
I've killed so many people for you two. Children, men, women.
Output: Mostly children though.
Well I didn't think I'd see you ever again, but the honesty tree sent me on a quest to find you.
Output: It seems like the honesty tree sent everyone here.
Gary, has it occurred to you that if all the people in the world stand here that the whole earth could collapse from the weight?
Output: It terrifies me every single day. But if this is the way the world chooses to go out, who are we to say no? Maybe this is how it should end.
Lastly, the robber boy had the strength to throw a can of dog food at your head.
Output: He had real strong muscles. He was a bulging boy.
I happen to know where a certain Buick is hidden that would take you very far inland, indeed.
Output: It would be wonderful to move to a town, where people's teeth aren't destroyed by rocks?
Well, we've reached almost California. 
Output: Boy, that was rough, Death Valley. We should have brought some water. I hereby christian it Death Valley because so many of our friends died back there.
You don't have to say anymore. I think I know where you're going with this and I love you too, Mrs. White.
Output: Mr. Harbor, I'll have you know that I'm a married woman. He's just out of t own a lot.
Watch me turn around. Lobster is the other half of my body.
Output: Oh, when you said you were half lobster, I didn't realize you meant that it's split back and front.
Turtle, I like your gold chain.
Output: Thank you very much. Ah ha, hush that fuss, everybody move to the back of the bus.
Uh, I've just been marrying these ketchups all afternoon. I don't think it's legal to do this.
Output: To make us work this long without breaks?
Think we ought to let a three year old work on the factory line?
Output: I don't know nothing about kids, but I saw we just turn him loose in the factory.
Guys, guys, Nixon is resigning.
Output: The president?
He just sits there and talks about yo-yo's all day, doctor.
Output: So she invented this expensive yo-yo and then she went insane? What is it about the yo-yo making experience that drove her mad?
That woman passed us and she sounded so elegant I just decided to emulate her for a little while.
Output: Let's let the actors take care of the acting on the stage and we'll just wait here until we can grab Gerald and take him back to the camp.
Now that you have swiped in, you may have any sub of your choosing, made of any mammal.
Output: If I can have any mammal, any sandwich of my choosing, I'll have two six inch meatball subs.
This is part of the reason why Jeremy is divorcing you. You're too rigid about being at certain places at certain times.
Output: Maybe so, but he was also having an affair. Okay, I said it.
Yes, I am allergic to men. I break out in rashes and hives. So I've never touched a man, and that's why I took a life drawing class. So I could see an naked man in person but not be near him or touch him.
Output: Antoinette, can I tell you a secret? That's why everyone takes the life drawing class.
We are in New England in 1809. John Gooding Thadeous, you have accused Jane Gooding Thadeous of witchcraft.
Output: Yeah, I've accused my wife of witchcraft. She sewed a poppet and caused me to go deaf.
You know, you didn't tell me your name.
Output: It has sort of slipped my mind since being here. I've been here for so long. I feel like the longer I stay here, my memories are eluding me.
I've been playing this organ for 72 years.
Output: That's right. You were a baseball organ child prodigy.
Here's the mop. You shouldn't spill water like that. I was in the kitchen getting the mop.
Output: In the middle of our battle? We were having a fight to the death.
I hope they're doing Noises Off, the only play I like.
Output: I love Noises Off. It's like a long episode of Fraiser.
OK, guys, I don't have time to debate thimbles with you. i gotta get over to the manatee tank.
Output: Well, that's that's what somebody says when they're losing. I mean, like, of course you don't want to have a thimble debate now that you just got schooled. I mean Ronnie just freaking knocked your face off and put it on the ground.
Did you two try the ghost cookies?
Output: I did. They smell and taste stale.
Is that your Grandfather back from the dead?
Output: I think so, but I'm sort of learning my family heritage isn't all I'd thought it would be.
I'm feeling a lot better. I think I had too much of that wine.
Output: You had all of the earth wine.
You want to hear something crazy? We were just talking about you guys.
Output: We know. We've kinda been keeping track of you guys in the last five years since we met at that state fair.
Welcome to my house. I see you're here to do a sexy dance for me.
Output: Yeah, check it out. I've been practicing for a week.
My husband was a rock n roll musician and his band was named The Streets.
Output: The Streets? Of course, we've all heard of The Streets.
Do you get bit by bugs in your tree?
Output: At night, yes, all the time. I use lotion to make the bites feel better though.
Well, what's it looking like as far as personnel out on the floor?
Output: Oh, it's fantastic.  We have Johnny, who might be an escaped convict, but he's great at glazing.  We also have a father.
It's Minute Maid Lemonade from the fountain.
Output: I like it 'cause it tastes chalky.
Stop the funeral. Sorry I'm late everyone, and I hope you don't mind that I brought a couple guests.
Output: Oh, the more the merrier. As long as we get this song over and done with.
Hey, Evan. Hey, my grandma just bought this counter and they're going around saying that is making people combust.
Output: Oh, I heard that on the radio. I was looking for California Dreamin'.
They want to know if this is North Street or South Street, and this is obviously South Street, which is also my corner.
Output: Hey look, my toe's on your corner. I put my toe on your corner, now it's partially my corner.
I'm the know it all, the brainy one who's got a good heart, a heart of gold.
Output: It's true, I heard her try and walk through a metal detector once and her heart set it off right away!
I see these dead English people on the floor. I can tell they're English by their fancy dress.
Output: Yeah, they were torn apart by two house cats.
I don't understand why they keep us up high. Why are we always on the fifth floor of this place and can never go down?
Output: There's no elevator or stairs in this place.
How dare you sir! How dare you hold onto the first gentleman's thumb pen for all these years.
Output: He left it here! What was I supposed to do?
Mr. Claypool, since we're all mixing things up in our lives, how about if I go out and play the music with my wife Marjorie and our friend Murnice. Then, you just do some straight-up clowning?
Output: How about I answer that question with a question. Do you want to smell this flower?
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Output: I am. I'm thinking that we should all create a musical group, like Abba.
Ryan, I think it's bad form for you to allow yourself to be addressed by a bunch of managers.
Output: Ryan, I'm gonna have to agree with my manager.
If we had better lawyers, we could feed people toxic waste and we would be fine.
Output: We are all lawyers, so not only are you cutting me down, but you're cutting yourself down.
It seems to be working Mr. LaCroix. The tube is going down to the underground lake.
Output: There haven't been any city officials of any kind, have there?
Oh, Gord? Gord from Canada? Look at you, you look fantastic.
Output: Thanks so much. You know, it's probably the healthcare.
Judy, your therapy methods are unorthodox.
Output: Well, that's why they made that movie about me.
Look, it's gonna take another hour to charge up these taser. Do you want a shotgun? Also have a mace over here if you need it, and there's a couple AK's and Uzi's.
Output: I'll just take one of those shotguns then.
They're sleeping head to head, neck to wait neck then to their bodies right?
Output: Yeah I think it goes head to neck and then body.
Dr. Mark, are these people giving you trouble?
Output: Well, yes.  They're trying to have a baby without paying for it.
I'm afraid you're going to have to check in the thousand pounds of fudge.
Output: It's not going to be worth it. We'll have to a pay a hundred bucks.
You're saying that all of my brothers and sisters, they do drugs and alcohol because of me?
Output: It sounds like it's absolutely your fault. You're their crack rock.
Oh, little Jenna. Oh, come here my little Jenna.
Output: That's your cat's name? Jenna?
So, you're not talking about the situation between Russia and America?
Output: Yes, between Russia and the US. All the battles took place in cold climates.
But mom's dead, dad. The funeral is today.
Output: You think your mother would just want us to fold up and just quit on our dream to be on The Price is Right?
We're the callback kids.
Output: There's no better callback then dead children returning after hundreds of years.
We shared an experience in our apartment last night where somebody may or may not have been there.
Output: It was almost like we almost got off on the idea that people were in there without us knowing. And I was like, maybe we need some more excitement in our lives.
Do you think she's pretending to be a human killing robot? Why would she go to a doctor and the doctor tell her that she has a weird disorder, if she's actually a robot?
Output: Plus, I think her Doctor - Doctor Giltter - might be a Muppets character.
I was accused of being sexist on par with President Donald Trump.
Output: He made that connect himself. And he had a toupee, so, the connection was made.
I'm alone and I have no money.
Output: We have no money as well, but what we do to get money is - we're a band of pickpockets.
I was just wondering if the spangle is worth anything.
Output: Now, this bangle dates back to - I want to say - the first century. So, it's actually quite valuable. It's very old. I would say at auction this would fetch 12 trillion pounds.
Chuck, I'm going to do it. I'm just going to ask Mr. Crimp for a raise.
Output: Hey, it's almost 2014, anything's possible!
I'm going to be a sexy bride on our Halloween wedding.
Output: Theme wedding! I want to be a sexy groom.
Guys, new plan. I'm staying here.
Output: I don't know if that would be good for the time stream, if you stay here in bible times.
Are you 100% sure it's not diarrhea, Susan?
Output: How dare you? I know what diarrhea is.
Margaret, do you have a lot of repeat business?
Output: Strangely, no. I have a lot of asthmatics.
No one ever comments on hazel diamonds. Green diamonds? Not emeralds, but green diamonds? Oh boy.
Output: I'm glad we did that research, actually. Tim, the fact that you have a background in meteorology actually really helps since that has a lot to do with why diamonds look the way they look.
OK. I was thinking that you could be the bass. It will be really unexpected.
Output: Right, because I can't sing low. Sure, count me in.
Son, show him the contract to absolve them of liability for injuries.
Output: Here's the contract. We had it drawn up by a paralegal.
Wait. Did you just call me an alcoholic?
Output: C'mon, Rudy, let's not mince words here. I know your story. I know all your stories.
So, it's like how male and mail mean two different things?
Output: That's right. It's a perfect example. But, this word is spelled exactly the same way.
Then this is the blender for you. You're going to think it's not even plugged in.
Output: Really? OK, I will give you $600 for this blender if that is true. I know it's only $100, but I wanted to thank you and show my appreciation.
I could have made out with someone? I didn't know we could make out with each other.
Output: Daniel and I made out for what must have been an entire episode.
Junebug, what if you make a new dream of being the owner of a warehouse? That'd show your adopted mother.
Output: Oh, boy. But, me? I'm a big fat man.
Anonda, what kind of man are you looking for this year?
Output: Someone that can fix stuff and someone that can cook.
Actually, that would be fine with me if you took off your shirt and were just in your jeans and a cowboy hat. That's something I'd want to see.
Output: Alright, if you want me to do it, I'll do it. That's fine, but it just seems rude coming from Clark.
Well, listen.  I'm into some freaky stuff, okay?  How do you like biting?
Output: Oh, it's all good.  It's going to cost you five dollars for every bite.
When you left home, I thought I'd never hear from you again.
Output: Dad, I know you did because I said I was never going to be in touch ever again.
I don't know how you guys know more than we do when you just blinked into existence.
Output: Oh, I mean, I came fully loaded. I'm a fully grown woman.
You have to get back in line at the beginning of the labyrinth.
Output: That's fine.  Fortunately, I had the foresight to purchase the labyrinth map.
Catarina, I can't believe you're quitting.
Output: I need to go out into the world. I have learned how to type on a typewriter. I found an eccentric millionaire that needs things only typed on typewriters and he wants to hire me as his personal assistant.
First, take my hand. Let's pray.
Output: OK. Now, it's gonna go right through your hand. Don't be freaked out.
I appreciate that you're better at the name stuff than me, but give me an easier name to remember as my name. Laront? Is that a family name? Where did you get that from?
Output: I texted you all of our names. Just look under today.
So, people are not working out even though The President, me, has said "ya'll motherfuckers need to be working out".
Output: I feel like you're attacking me right now, Madame President.
I wanted to say I'm sorry.
Output: Oh, well, for what? For me being an idiot? For me not knowing stuff? For me not knowing deep cuts of country? Why are you sorry for what I did?
I scratch your back, you scratch mine.
Output: Our backs are covered in fingernails.
Well, you have a lovely smile yourself. Did you get some orthodontic work?
Output: I did. I had braces and I had head gear. I had to wear the head gear to school and I was brutally bullied.
Please welcome a brand new singing sensation. She's 25 years old. Please welcome the singing sensation, Mary Sue!
Output: Hi Everyone. I'm here to sing a little song for you. I know you're going to love it because I'm young and hip and it's 1978.
Hey, you guys. I've seen a lot of shows here.
Output: Yeah. I've seen one. Boys II Men, last year. Only three of them showed up.
Guys, I only have 15 minutes left to live.
Output: I really have to pee, so is 15 minutes a definite time frame?
Honey, we should get a mystery. That could be fun.
Output: We have the movie Sleuth.
Oh, that just looks like a giant tapeworm to me.
Output: Just a giant tapeworm? No, Rubber Band, he was the giant tapeworm.
She is doing it again. We're gonna have to call Mr. Madison.
Output: Yup, this is his square garden.
I don't suppose either of you is filled with Rage?
Output: Caruthers, give me a hug. Does someone who hugs have rage? I said, does someone who hugs have rage? I've never heard of it if that's the case.
Les, the ladies are off getting 8 balls for the concert.
Output: Yeah, so am I. I can be in two places at once.
What's this phone doing over here?
Output: It's me. I am a phone. But I also turn into a robot.
So, fifteen days in the future, they put out an edition that gives minute to minute updates of a day?
Output: Times are changing. New things are constantly being invented.
Do you think we did the right thing investing in this company?
Output: It's better then the one wheel Segway company you wanted to invest in.
Millionaire, please give us until tomorrow at this same hour, we will come to mansion and tapeworm will juggle as promised. And we will cook food both our original hotdogs and I guess whatever shit you got in your pantry, we'll do that too.
Output: Great. I will make very detailed instructions on how to cook them.
Oh, big deal for me. Me and your daughter who you abandoned in Italy can form a posse of people who don't need you.
Output: I hope you are being facetious are not actually seriously considering forming such posse, because that would be a slap in the face from this family from Minsk.
It's I, Glorst.
Output: You. We never thought we'd see you again. You're the reason the Olympics have been dead for 40-something years.
I've been doing Crossfit, and I think you're about the weight of a tire.  So, I think I could catch you when you fall.
Output: It's true.  I'm very small, and I'm not very dense.
She seems like a pretty self sufficient woman.
Output: Yes she is. I have seen her kill a bear with her bare hands.
Yes, when that fancy fellow comes into town and he says "She is the sheriff?" and everybody else uses contractions. That's how I learned contractions.
Output: So that's why when you used to say "My favorite show is Who is the Boss" and you laughed, we did not know why you laughed.
Craig, you were supposed to infiltrate that dinner party the other day. You dressed up like the most ridiculous version of a waiter. You went in and said "I'm definitely not a spy".
Output: OK, I may have done that. But, I felt everyone should know exactly who I was so that no one was caught off guard.
Like cubism? Like, Picasso. Wasn't he the cube guy?
Output: He made some cubes, yes. There was that movie Cubed - did you ever see it?
I really want to compliment on your shirt. That is really funny.
Output: Thank you. I wanted to make sure that I had no tight patterns that could strobe or moray on camera, but also something that's a little fun, and that's why my shirt says "fun pun."
It feels good to have my husband back. He's very tan.
Output: I was driving a truck in Bombay all this time. They call it Mumbai now.
You were the one who wanted to put "barf" in the beginning of her name, Tom.
Output: Well I think that's a very simple, direct name. Barf.
I thought my stew looked like yarn.
Output: Yarn, books, other people from the ship.
Oh my god, I haven't seen you in what, 15 or 20 years? You're going to Coach Klein's funeral too?
Output: I am, he was a real son of a bitch but a friend of mine said he didn't have any remaining family and I just thought I should go, and I thought what's the least amount of money I can spend on an outfit and I decided to come here.
Hate jazz? I love that stuff.
Output: We're playing it in the Home Depot right now.
This conversation is a real he said/she said situation now.
Output: Yeah, and judges hate that.
I think it would really mean a lot to people if you approached this film the same way you approach any one of your films and be just as demanding and insane as you are for all your projects.
Output: Thanks, Greg. You're really helping me keep it in perspective. I will pour my whole self into this.
Are you even excited about your new dad who's also your uncle?
Output: Geez, yeah, but he's not.  I don't know, because I'll tell you what.  I never really saw what happened with my mom and my dad.
I'm going to miss the crap out of you. I know I said some mean things when I found out you got into to Harvard and I'm going to stay here and work at the plant. But it's just because I was jealous.
Output: I knew that. And I know I said mean things back to you because I am going to Harvard and you are staying here at the plant. But that's just because I was mad that you said those things to me.
Wait, have I seen you somewhere, Alfred?
Output: You might have. I do some local television around here.
Well, with that request, we will begin the competition and, of course, our referee will establish the rules.
Output: All right.  There'll be very little to no biting; not saying none.  I've been there before.  It does come up.  There will be a sequence where each contestant will be able to dance on their own, and then the competition becomes about attempting to occupy the very same space.  Thirdly, and finally, it's a game of attrition.  The last person standing, the last person with energy, is the merit by which I will judge.  Of course, this also factors how I feel.
They are starting to get heckled now. This is not good. What do you think Rudy? Should I cut to the commercial?
Output: I want to, but my elbow's locked.
I just showed up here and was like "what can i claim to be without anyone really questioning it?" And fireman is not it.
Output: Yeah, those guys work hard. I've hung around there and those guys keep moving.
I don't feel that way, but it's interesting that you do.
Output: It's alright that we don't agree all the time, Larry. I think that's a part of relationships. I can feel free and you can feel caged.
I don't suppose that piano is still in the backroom, is it?
Output: Oh, yes, the one the one that plays by itself is still there.
Excuse me sir, I need to be a millionaire by tomorrow, do you have the book "The Secret"? I see it. Thank you, goodbye.
Output: Oh my god, that man just stole a book.
We keep it cold so that you my scientists, can be strong.
Output: I think I should point out that I'm not in any way a scientist. However I have no problem with taking your money.
You sure you want to buy all these counterfeit Volvos?
Output: Yes, well, I prefer to drive around in my native type of vehicle and I have ten members in my family. And I think I see at least ten Volvos.
I don't love myself.
Output: Claire is surprised, but I am not. As you could hear, only one of us gasped.
That's me, Annette Burgundy. Best-selling author.
Output: This sounds crazy, but I met you at a book signing at Barnes and Noble years ago.
Well, since I have y'all in my car, I've been testing out a pilot of my podcast. WhopperMac, you know, testing to see which Whopper is better than a Bic Mac and which Big Mac is better than the Whopper. From different McDonald's and Burger Kings from around the country.
Output: So you're a scientist? Like a burger scientist?
People will get hungry, especially with a tapeworm in the picture.
Output: A carnival is all about eating garbage food and getting sick. It's perfect for our hotdog stand.
Poison the Dutch.
Output: Okay, now, this is something you've mentioned before, and I'm still a little unclear as to how that's going to bring about our global domination.
I do want to say that every woman is beautiful in their own way.
Output: Oh, are they Jonathan? It's me, Kathrine. Do you remember this little face? This is your daughter, Alicia.
Are they, like, flirting with each other?
Output: I mean, that chemistry feels really... it's palpable, that's what  I'll say.
We call him Pinky because we don't like him.
Output: Hey, Billy. Now, none of that. Remember rule number two. Always accept different forms of life and different forms of consciousness. And that's what Pinkerton is. You'll never get it if you're going to be prejudice against other beings or entities.
You know we have very strict rules about fraternization here.
Output: Of course. Even stricter than the rules about personal computing time.
Linda, I've longed for this day. Please enter my lighthouse.
Output: Please hurry.  Your lighthouse is the only thing that I could see in the darkness and I'm trying to get away from Ted.
Nobody drinks water. We drink lemonade. Everybody drinks lemonade.
Output: Now it makes sense why it's daddy-master's favorite.
As a gesture of diplomacy, please take a Blu-Ray DVD copy of my film, Life is Beautiful.
Output: Thank you, David.
Evan, this is my grandmother. She bought the counter. Were very worried that she's at risk of harm.
Output: Yes. I'm very worried. This counter has been holding me up for at least four or five weeks, and I don't want a spontaneously combust like what they were talking about on the radio.
Forgive me,  Ma'am. What's your name?
Output: Murnice. My mother was going to call me Bernice, but she was humming when they got the gift certificate, I mean birth certificate.
Hey, son.  Do you know how I got to be this big?  Working out and eating a lot of chocolate.
Output: Cool!  My mom doesn't let me eat chocolate because she says eating chocolate makes you a bad person.
Where is Ruth's Chris?
Output: This is a chain restaurant. Ruth's Chris isn't here.
Now, sit down.  Both of you.
Output: Well, there's only the one seat.
You have a dog? Dogs are prohibited in our country.
Output: We know. We didn't bring the dog with us.
Maybe if you start accepting the heat, it might help you a little bit more.
Output: I thought people in Florida always just acted like it wasn't happening.
I don't feel better at all after that session.
Output: Why would you? If the butt holes were metaphorical, why couldn't she choose another metaphor?
You know, he looks like he's going to jump.
Output: He's taking a running start.
I'll try to make you proud, Mother.
Output: Take this riding mower with you too.
Didn't Fred Flintstone at some point have a superhero alter ego?
Output: We own a comic book store and we're pretty nerdy, but you knowing that is nerdy.
I hope the Rush concert starts soon.
Output: I hope so too. I don't want to get caught in traffic on the way home to Canada.
Here are the keys to your first grocery store.
Output: I can't believe it's real.
There is a defined divot in the walkway because you are just sitting on the porch crying all the time.
Output: That divot was there before, you put it there when you were trying to kill that muskrat.
Yes and then I have to go directly home. I can't dilly dally. So don't get any ideas, both of you.
Output: Because you have to get back home to your loving husband.
Are we done with this? Cause, I gotta get on my bike and get out of here.
Output: Yes, thank you Curly. Your service is very much appreciated.
I know this is a dumb question, but we're talking about the insect, not family member, correct?
Output: Oh shoot, I think I misunderstood what an ant farm is this whole time.
The most recent movie we have is from 1998.
Output: Oh good, so you should have Lady Hawk.
Beware of the search for fortune in a comic book franchise, Forest.
Output: How did these nine girls get in here?
I got my start as an artist, don't forget. Any time I put pen to paper, I called it drawing.
Output: We actually have one of your old Captain Army.
I mean, that make sense that I would taste good, since the good food is in me. I gotta say no deal.
Output: Oh, heavens. I guess I'll go find Mario Batali.
You're wearing a Twister cape.
Output: Yeah, I work at the Twister.
All right, you guys. Come on in here. I'm going to go over some of the rules of the dormitory.
Output: Please let me have my tapestries.
And I tell thee, brothers and sisters of Little Egg Town, to love one another. Heed my words as Jesus the Christ.
Output: I don't believe him, and I think we should get the biggest weapons we can. Which, in Little Egg Town, is Nerf Baseball Bats. It doesn't take much to break our shells. Maybe we should break his.
You got a buddy here. You want me to bring him a lemonade too?
Output: Thanks Mrs. Kleinman.
Hey, are you guys irritated like I am that we didn't even get invited to Doris's birthday part?
Output: Yeah, where does she get off? We had an office party for her.
It sounded to me like manager crying out in pain and dog noises.
Output: Is that what that was? Or are you just trying to seduce me?
If songs are God's smiles, what's his laugh?
Output: Oh, those are knock knock jokes.
The thugs have assault weapons.
Output: Maybe we can dazzle them with a heartwarming school play.
Attention ladies and gentlemen. I just want to say a quick high five to you all.
Output: Well, that's what you get for flying Southwest on Christmas Day of all days.
The atrocity you performed on my heart!
Output: That's extreme.  That's something world dictators do.  Not high school boyfriends.
I think because of your diminutive stature and your very polite Canada manner, people think you're a woman.
Output: I'm not that tall, that's true. I do play a mean guitar though.
That's fine, look, you can keep your pants on. I'm giving you special privileges.
Output: Yes sir, Mr. Mayor. Pants back on.
I made fifty dollars in the bathroom helping a man wash his hands. It seems like a divine moment because I've just been praying this morning about being able to afford in the parking ticket I got last week.
Output: You're new here, so you don't know, but this sounds like that guy Jasperteen. He's been coming around this park for the last 15 years giving people fake money.
Do you two Yelp?
Output: Yes, the Olive Garden really got a load from us.
Your grandson's name is Jason and his invisible friend's name is Invisible Dave.
Output: Oh, that Invisible Dave, he's a looker.
I don't want to point any fingers, but I'm pretty sure someone fell asleep during our concert.
Output: But, we're not pointing fingers, right? So, we don't know who it is.
Which episode of Good Times were you going to show?
Output: You know, the black Jesus episode. But, please enlighten us with your European history.
I got real sad when that Dracula character died.
Output: I know he was like a villain, but then at the end you felt bad and it's like, oh man, that could be anyone of us, right?
Is the food here bad?
Output: No, it's just a germ thing that happens when you get this many people in one area.
All I know is how to take regular food, take all the moisture out of it, put into an aluminum package, and then serve it to people.
Output: Is that why this beer is just powder?
Wouldn't you like to know what's behind this door?
Output: That's what I'm talking about. You're so sinister. That's the most sinister answer you could give.
So, uh, what am I supposed to do here. I'm sweating , do you have any sort of towel? Are we supposed to be dry when people look for boys?
Output: Man, this guy. It must be your first time at The Boy's Store.
I'm so hungry I'm starting to think maybe I should eat some of these Icelandic weeds.
Output: Wait, wait. We gotta wait. We don't know if that's breakfast or not. And I don't want to pay for it if it's covered. Like lunch, I know, I gotta pay for. But breakfast, if it's part of the whole Trivago thing we did, I don't want to have to pay for it if it's free.
What the fuck are you talking about?  Weird things I don't understand.  We're under attack by these five crazy ladies with superpowers.?
Output: Yeah, but the Halle Berry one you can't even worry about here.
All right, so. Here's what were gonna do. First we'll get Targin to do something terrible to this guy who is trying to gouge us for nine dollars. Then, when we get back to Connetticut, and we'll have Targin take care of those shipping loan sharks.
Output: Oh, this is a good idea. Assuming you mean we'll have him murder them. OK, let's do it.
I can't hear you, I returned the hearing aid to my wife.
Output: She said the man does this every Sunday, Henry, every fucking Sunday.
Well, Mr. and Mrs. Simmons, it's a boy. Look, he looks - if I may say, I've never said this before, he looks like a very enterprising baby.?
Output: Well, I just hope he does something with his mind. I hope he goes out in the world and changes things.
The lady doesn't seem interested in you, pal.
Output: Clearly she's interested in me buying her a drink.
Okay, Arthur. Sit on the giant toilet in the middle of the islands.
Output: OK, but I want everyone to know that you guys stink, I'm great. I'm Arthur. History will judge me the right way.
Some of them are pointing at us over there in that glass-walled waiting room.
Output: I don't like this one bit. I can't eat my Chicken Kung Ping.
Josiah, I believe this person is putting on some kind of act. There's no way this person isn't feeling how warm it is outside.
Output: It's obvious we're all covered in sweat.
I work in the gift shop, you think I want to be dealing with this?
Output: I don't know why we're the only ones.
Now listen, I know we don't get out of the orphanage because of your lack of of sight and hatred of the sun. But today we get to breathe fresh air.
Output: It feels so good on my eye craters.
Councilman Jeffers and Jaspers, the motion before you is we have a new employee, Larissa and my son, Pastor St. Augustine is very taken with her.
Output: Oh, the motion of your notion seems to imply there's a little lotion in the ocean.
These children are very smart. You need to be able to fool them.
Output: OK. Let's get started then. My mom will be so proud when she finds out I'm a dentist.
I mean, as far as I'm concerned, cat's aren't the only olives alive.
Output: See? Cats are not olives, Larry. This is serious, he's delusion.
There are other places for you to live. Why, we're looking right now at where the nuclear plant was. It seems as though there's acreage that you can have.
Output: Didn't that have three meltdowns last month?
Oh, I'm sorry. This seat is taken. I already have a seat mate next to me.
Output: That's OK Clinton, I'm good. I might just ride this out in the lavatory.
I've never done shrooms before.
Output: If you buy two bags, you get a free dippin dots.
Listen, I do want to go home but I don't know why. Everyone goes home to their wives and I've just been staying at work late. Haven't been going home.
Output: Well, that's weird. I mean, you go home to your wife for companionship, maybe a meal of some kind. I mean, and sex.
Kids, I'm really sorry that this whole thing has gone horribly awry.
Output: Well, that's the comics game. What are you going to do?
I'm going to go back to my dug out canoe that I just turned upside down and sleep in most nights.
Output: Yeah, why don't you do that while I'm on my way to rehearsals?
Briff just nominated me back into the role of Juliet!  Hah!
Output: I didn't know it was her.  I thought it was just a minx stole with a cool voice.
Sandra, are you in fact from New York City in addition to being a talking chicken??
Output: Well, that's where I got my law degree. Colombus.
Lorielle, you're coffee is ready to be picked up at the counter.
Output: Thank you, my dear. May I also get one of those biscottis?
I have a curse set on me by a Gypsie and she said my life would be meatier and I don't know what that means. I'm saying a lot of things that I'm afraid of. I don't know what's going to happen. I still love you, Betsy.
Output: You have a Gypsie curse on you? Wow, this sounds pretty cool and unpretentious.
Look at them down there on Earth. It seems strange to think that the planet contains so many different people.
Output: Yes, so much bitterness.
Did you feel that?
Output: Yes, it was a temporal disturbance. I felt it.
I was watching Bletchley Circle last night. It's streaming on Netflix.
Output: Well, you can watch that anytime. The special on the high school football team the Falconers was appointment television.
Marcie, knowing that you're 80 years old, it seems like pretty late in life to start over after divorce.
Output: Yeah, I was hesitant, but I want to be best friends with my daughter.
Fraufrick. Listen, I tell you what. If you gave us that book, the novelization of Exile on Main Street signed by former representative Barney Frank I think we could probably call it even.
Output: And then we can call your parents to come get you.
Old lady, what kind off greeting is that? I don't trust this person at all.
Output: Sorry, this is Evan. He's an only child. Therefore he has no sense of others.
I felt like she wanted to be taken out of her misery.
Output: We are satanists though. Misery is our lifeblood.
You said you were going to the mall, why aren't you leaving?
Output: Oh, my back foot is really trying.
I mean, can you fault someone for wanting to rape you? You know, as long as you don't act on it.
Output: No, honestly, I can't. As much as I try - you can't. You can't even prove he really wanted to.
Am I even going to go through puberty? How does this work? I wasn't prepped for this.
Output: None of us were prepped for this, Sven.
Don't call the cops about the body. We'd just like to keep it in house.
Output: Whoa, I saw a forensic files, where this happened.
Just wait until you get home and you get really sick.
Output: Is the food here bad?
Look, there's my thumb. There it's not.
Output: That's a trick you do for little kids or drunk people and it almost works too.
I've got to say, I was a little offended by the dress code.
Output: Yeah, what's up with that?  They said to come dressed in an all-crab costume.
He seems confused by his own pockets.
Output: Oh look, he dropped money.
We want to say good-bye to a departing member of our staff, who is the little baby, Molly who has been inhabiting the body of Donna our Executive Producer.
Output: Yeah, and I want to say Good-night and let's take a nap!
It has always been my dream to convert chefs into scientists.
Output: That's why you kept making us dress up in lab coats!
Aberleen, are you in enjoying yourself at this play? I'm having mixed emotions.
Output: I'm worried about the baby, Paul.
Mr. churro man, do you know the lady?
Output: Are you doing some sort of investigation right now?
I want you to think of bagging groceries as playing Tetris. Playing Tetris with the food and the cleaning supplies and the tools. Here's an item: eggs. Does it go on the bottom?
Output: I've going to say bottom. My mom told me to be aggressive when bagging.
Hello, sir, welcome to DM Sliders' Bike Shop.
Output: Welcome nice and proper from you. I'd like to buy a bike or two.
Patty LaPone has brought in an oil painting. It's not even a photo.
Output: We should hold onto it. If she forgets about it, maybe it will be worth something in 22 years.
Look it's splashing onto the cows.
Output: Oh at least they seem to be enjoying it, look at them dance!
Is there a problem, officer?
Output: Well, your wives and family outside asked me to come in and check on you. To be honest I feel not respected as an officer of the law that I am playing messenger right now.
I'm sorry, sir. But, the audience all has to go home. We all have plans.
Output: OK. Well, go on. Have a safe drive.
She needs her cigarette. She'll be just fine. Eat this cigarette. Wrap your tits around your neck and let's go out there.
Output: She's 172 years old. Why is she still working at The Price is Right?
Well, you know, master, the prophecy has foretold that he will eventually turn against you.
Output: Yes, I hate the prophecy.  Wait, it says he will turn against me, but it doesn't say anything about why.  What if we prevent him from meeting his actual birth parents?
Oh, sure. You're busy talking with other people.
Output: Well, that's a very natural feeling, to be jealous of everyone you'r father speaks to. Because your father doesn't make very much time for you, I'm sure, and you're just hanging around in your bedroom looking down the road, waiting for him to show up to pat you on the head before you go to bed. And when he does, he shows up with all his friends and barely even looks at you.
Let's grab this body put it on the gurney. Excuse me, ma'am, can you please move? We're trying to take this body out.
Output: For a nominal fee, I can take the body in my Toyota Prius.
You guys are going to want to take a moment and say a few words to your poster before I put it in the recycling bin.
Output: Could you please mash down the stuff that's already in the recycling bin, so that the lid closes all the way and I don't have to see the poster sticking out?
So, I'm afraid that Rita might come after the rest of us because, you know, once she realizes it's fine out here - which, I knew it would be by the way. I'm sorry I misled you.
Output: You told us the zombies would be here for more than a year and a half and that we should use the full two years of the panic room. What's the matter, are you some kind of lonely weirdo who can't make friends and tried to create a zombie apocalypse to get strangers into his home?
Does anyone know what it feels like to be on crack versus to smoke hair? Just so we know.
Output: I know what it feels like to smoke hair. So I'll know if it's just hair.
Is it worth $50 to you to get your laundry done? Opportunity costs.
Output: At this point, yeah, it is. I really have to get my laundry done.
Dearly beloved, Garrison Kheeler is here.
Output: Thank you for the intro Prince. Now, what I'd like to do is just talk you all to sleep and then Prince, the Governor and I are going to root through your home and take whatever we deem valuable.
Roger, we have to be honest with you. We're going through a bit of a hard time right now. Don was just fired.
Output: From a restaurant. This restaurant.
Mom, you're leaning on my volcano. Please be careful.
Output: I can't tell what in this house is a leaning volcano and what isn't.
Thank you. I'm keeping this glasses-shucker here to listen to us because I like when people watch what I do. It makes me feel important.
Output: We prefer to call ourselves sales associates. I don't shuck things, it's not corn. It's glasses.
Why are you giving us such a narrow range of temperatures? Highs in the 36's?
Output: Excuse me, I went to school for six months for this, OK? It cost me $30,000. I had to take out a loan. I sold my eggs four times.
Hey, if you ever run into my son down here, I want you to do him right. Tell him to eat a heart.
Output: You're telling me that you have a lady at home alone? See ya later!
Mr. Cruthers jumped off of the tower.
Output: Oh, no, Cruthers! That's a very high tower.
It's tasteless!
Output: It's paper for wiping, like the Puffs Plus.
Did you get them taken out or did you just let them grow in there?
Output: I went on Weight Watchers and I worked to eat the proper amount of snacks.
I cannot operate because this is my long lost son.
Output: It's me, Roger.
Oh, we like things done differently. Sometimes I eat my soup without a spoon.
Output: He will. He'll do it and I'll invite the neighbors over and we'll pretend it's TV.
I'm just pushing along. I'm just going to stand here and hold myself up on the counter until I fall over.
Output: Grandma, the counter's bending because of how much pressure you're putting on it.
Hold on Jared and Joseph, you've disrupted this science fair and Linda's presenting her experiment and OK, yeah, I guess in order to show that the experiment works, we can take two students and put them in here and see what happens.
Output: Well, Heidi, it's a classic fold by Mrs. White. She almost took control of the situation as an adult supervising science fair, but then she let herself be bowled over by 2 kids.
You have another blonde mustache on your chest?
Output: Yes, but I have to bleach it myself. No one will do it for me.
I don't know if you deserve this poem, Mr. Brown after what you did to those kids. In a household that gives a lot of compliments, you sure give a lot of mean words.
Output: Wow, Charisma's reading my poem so well. It sounds better when it is read out loud.
I thought I'd leave work early so we could have sex.
Output: That's new. You don't usually show me affection.
We joked around a lot on the set of the movie The Net.
Output: Lot of jokes in that movie, even though it's a very sad story.
You know what? I regret poisoning your wife all those years ago.
Output: I regret finding this information out right now.
I notice that you've been draining my underground lake. This lake has been in my LaCroix family for years.
Output: Why are you saying LaCroix? What does that mean?
Kids, I had to run away in the night, leaving everything behind.
Output: You're just like those parrots, Mr. Brown.
Well, if you cared enough to be with him while he tried to read me a bedtime story, you would have known.
Output: It's true. Really, our daughter was teaching me to read.
You know what I would choose to play if I win? Happy Birthday. To really stick it to Mildred and Benny Hill.
Output: How's that going to stick it to them, to send them a check? Don't you think they're going to get paid?
I lied. I said there were a great many Blockbusters.
Output: What else is different from the world that you're hiding from us? We only get news from you.
Oh, I'll munch up on that. Thank you.
Output: Hey, not my fortune! You ate my fortune.
What do you kids do at home when saying good bye to each other? Do you kiss on the mouth or not?
Output: We shake hands at home. It's just a normal handshake.
Of course they're puppet sized sleeping bags. I'm a puppet. What do you think I sleep in?
Output: I understand you're a puppet and you have a puppet sized sleeping bag. But why do you have so many puppet sized sleeping bags?
Okay, well, unless you have a ticket we can't you into the game.
Output: Well, look. I'm willing to go in here without pay.
Melissa, I'm not asking you to be a professional. I'm just asking if this looks OK.
Output: It looks good. It fits you. You're very blue. It's all very navy colored and I think that was the color they wore.
Yo, Salvatore, you was the shit on Jeopardy. You really was.
Output: Wow, a fan. You have TV in this tree house?
Yeah, Quadge is Massapequin for literally two steps ahead.
Output: Man, I wish you'd stop rubbing your Massapequin heritage in my face all the time!