niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Comment: Yup, that pot abuser cased the death of another human being. 

Then we had the pot abuser try really hard to kill people in the Subway at Eagle River last summer by driving through the front window, and then that other one that killed himself up on the Old Glenn speeding and reckless driving. If I remember he put a couple of other people in the hospital in his pot induced suicide.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: If you fear for your life or the life of others, you can defend yourself.  Cops do it all the time when charged with a car.  Couldn't they just "walk away?"  I guess you missed the terrorist running down innocent citizens overseas?  Who knew they could just "walk away" and live.  You live in a fantasy land.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Canucks kick ass!
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: He hated white people and the las  vegas lifestyle obviously that was the motive. He planned to make his way back to the philipines to join Islamic state.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Fragedy!
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: While I agree with the basics of your thought (the Legislature failed us), to think the chief thief would not have vetoed the PFD is foolishness. That man wants our PFD, and nothing will stop him. The Legislature could have hacked the budget with a light saber, and Walker would have still capped our PFD.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Somebody at CBC Radio probably already has their ass in a sling ... he was "somehow" invited onto "Day 6" today ... making them same points.  An obvious corporate oversight ...
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Mahalo Mr.Hefner, You glamorized the female anatomy and provided a whole new job market for women over the decades.  There is nothing wrong with taking your clothes off.  How else would us naive boys know what's under there?  Sex is a human function.  Condolences to the family and RIP.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Even after all the money that Norton (aka "landslide") and other bigwigs raised and the non-stop campaigning??  I would tagged it as "too close to call".  Damn, you do some crabby neighbors. :)  Thanks for the reply.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: the teeny boppers and dopers still like him.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: The only "slaves" i see are the wage slaves who are exploited every day by the fat cats.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Maybe Trump is smarter than we think and he's punishing those so dumb to vote for a politician like him?   ;-)
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: My guess is that Tillerson smoked some cracks the night before.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Nazis and communists.  They go hand in hand.  Both are responsible for the deaths of millions.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: At least she's not grabbing "comfort" pussies, like that slime ball you voted for.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Chick took the car and Williams dumb ass was butt hurt and now he has big boy time to do over a car that wasn't even his
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Oh, poor, poor Klens75!   Little do you know who either one of is.  You are so much into your own pomposity you've gone blind.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: While Angela Merkel is bent over in that picture, someone needs to kick her in the ass; hard.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: (cont.)  a couple of times each hour, 2am, 3am, 4am, 5am, 6am.  Now, report back to use and tell us how YOU could not go to sleep because of the  BIG BOOMERS , and   you went to work grumpy,  hopefully you had a bad day.  And we will tell you that sometimes its good for a person to take a dose of their own medicine.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Its back, unfortunately.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: You actually still sound pretty dumb.  If people are fighting for parking spaces on the streets, then they are the problem!
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: You think talking about romantic relationships are synonymous with sex and oral sex? So I'm assuming that Christians that wait to have sex until they are married aren't in a romantic relationship until they're married? Your ignorance is truly undeniable.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Conservatives sure do like thinking and talking about everyone's genitals. It's the priest in the bathroom with your sons that I worry about more.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Great.  A homeless pervert is watching gay porn, so the librarian gives him a laptop - which he can take to a bathroom stall.  Then a little kid enters the bathroom ...
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: What a confused, conflicted, sad, angry little man.

Having said that, why the Globe features his particular brand of social poison is a mystery.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: I too have wondered what is wrong with the Democrats. They get paid to be there, but the public has got to go thru the process of making a noise about this. Are they afraid of him? Could that be? Now we are in a real pickle. We have a lunatic in the WH and the opposition hiding in corners. Can anything be weirder? Not even Sanders is doing his job and raising his voice because this just cannot go on... protection for a huge family, even when the sons go to Italy on private business... You  know, makes one want to say, WTF is going on here? It is like a nightmare really.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: I thought perhaps he was looking at a PFD approval card.  But I forgot.  he's (and they) are not Alaskans.  Just fraudsters.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Very interesting response. The only thing that Bush saw in his daily briefing is that it was believed that Bin Ladin wanted to conduct an attack inside the U.S.. Clinton received much more detailed information and did nothing about that. Aircraft hijacking was offered as a possible way for Bin Ladin to conduct an attack, among other ways as well. Yes, I did comment about 9/11 first in my comments to you but not the first to bring up Bush in his comments section. No, you did not finish it. You are sounding a bit frustrated? Tired of facts making you look foolish? I am sorry about that but you seem to step in it a lot. I really do enjoy a good Disney movie, can hardly wait to see the new Jungle Book and the new Tarzan as well. You take care and try to stay within the facts a bit, then I will not have to correct your little fairy tales.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Spot on. If Alaskans didn't thoroughly love ignorance and corruption then there wouldn't be so much of it, right?
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Well, Yes. Of course there is still some racism by Whites (and ALL Racial groups)-
but nothing like the past. In your (Daimler Portland) example, I wonder if any of those white workers were American whites? 

It IS a strange development to have increased (apparent) racism towards a man who has been with the company for 22 years. Unless these Are American whites, and groups such as "Black Lives Matter" and shootings of  Police Officers have created a backlash situation were more Whites are developing a negative view of Blacks?
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: I thought anyone who read: 

 "Perhaps the idiots were enjoying the warm weather, instead!" would be able to understand what I was saying.   Apparently that is not the case.  

Show up at my house with your gun at your own risk, by the way!  

Oregon does not have a 'retreat to the wall' statute.  

Our statute, ORS 161.219 authorizes my use of Deadly Physical Force:

"If the person reasonably believes that the other person is:

Committing or attempting to commit a felony involving the use or threatened imminent use of physical force against a person; or

Committing or attempting to commit a burglary in a dwelling; or
Using or about to use unlawful deadly physical force against a person.

I prefer to be judged by twelve than carried by six.

Molon Labe!
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Lisa, you have more balls than Sullivan ever will.
Go Lisa!
F^ck Trump!
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: In my case it rarely led to sex with an ugly girl too.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Wasn't there a similar story regarding pictures of the Biebster's testicles?
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: No answer to the question of you guys using the same argument for years, good to know that hypocrisy is how you roll.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Let me sing you a song of the day the News Died

As the finances were melting,
ADN was welting
The had but one choice,
sell their voice,
and they sold it cheeply to Bezos and WaPo,
Both of whom filled their paper with woe,
Lies with a leftest taint.
"muh Russia and Trump" blurred without restraint.
With the death of the news
Went all the ad revenues
Most of the userbase went to KTUU 
to avoid ADN's spew.

Now all that lurks in this mire of hate
Is a bunch of leftists who mentally mastr u bate
to ideas of an impeachment.

Yet they dont realize,
Their forum is dying
And in this forum
All their pre scripted discussion
Only falls on the ears of aged leftist hacks and Trolls
Their words don't persuade 
They just fade under trolls, hacks and shills
Thus it is written,
This forum hasth $hi*ten
The news has not foretold
ADN is for whom the bell tolls!
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Kronberg troll gets stomped.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: you discredit mr. gruber and mr. emanuel, as well as other democrats, too much.  and in the end, remember who passed the bill on strictly partisan lines in the middle of the night, and who signed it into law.  democrats own this stinker lock, stock and barrel.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: You seem to be frightened by whites, and you are white...Insane!
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: My heartfelt condolences to all the men and women who were victims of sexual misconducts by "Perverts" of the entertainment world!
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: time for someone to  get off their  buttocks, as I doubt anyone else will protect them
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Democrats haven't been this angry since their slaves were freed by Republicans.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Coming soon in Canada's National newspaper:  
Toronto kiddies rhythmic gymnastics meet;;
Toronto Vicious Killers table tennis squad;
Toronto Take No Prisoners highland dance competition;
Toronto Mud Wrestling slog;
And other Toronto phenomena about which you don't give a rat's ass.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: It's still ridiculous. How do you know what people you never met were thinking? I attended Mass for nigh on 20 years before Vatican II and I knew the people you malign and dismiss so lightly.
Your second sentence makes no sense at all.
From reading your posts and some of your blogs and like many here, the only authority you speak with is your own and frankly that is not good enough.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Gee I wonder how thy "prove" it ?
Why don't we just let everyone in. What the heck.
Raise my taxes even higher to finance this influx.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Well, I think being restricted in your movements  and activities, threatened with violence if you rebel against this, and in some countries actually having your sexual organs mutilated doesn't sound like a good pay off for the benefits of dressing 'modestly', does it?
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Strained calf, what a pussy
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Oh Klansman--this is the last few minutes of my time you get to waste (my granddaughter's HS graduation is more important to me): I quoted the Military Officers Association Account which offered in fair detail the hardships black soldiers faced in accomplishing their mission above and beyond those endured by their white fellow soldiers.

You quoted a sanitized 'source' that, while going out of its way to minimize the reality of white supremacist policies and practices endured by black servicemen at that time and place (other than to mention that the military was still "segregated"), by no means substantiated your claim as to the "egalitarian" nature of the hardship endured by the "other two-thirds" of those who worked on the AL-CAN.  You're wrong.  I'm right.  We're done.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: The POS POTUS has no public trust...when will he be fired?  Sullivan's head is so far up dump's ass he can't see clearly.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: It is devastating how many secrets are going untold in this article. John Javelet is being charged with 4 counts of rape, because this girl had a false I.D that stated her age as 19 which means he had NO IDEA this girl wasn't over the age of 18. Yeah, he had a criminal record that wasnt very good but HE'S NOT A RAPIST AT ALL!!! Actually he is one of the best people i have ever met, he was the only one who protected me from my extremly abusive boyfriend. 
     Joshua Wesley Sherman is my BEST FRIEND. Yeah, his record is bad also but the Lane County Legal system is cruel and unusual. Most everything they claim he did wasnt true. They just pinned him guilty by making it his only option.
  They tell you the details they want to but they arent telling you EVERY DETAIL. Joshua wasnt present when the crime was commited he has an alibi but they silenced her. If the TRUTH came out maybe it wouldnt go unnoticed when the police do faulty ass shit.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Another RINO shows his true colors.  Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Any news on club usage? I'd like to see some local wheel-to-wheel action on that sucker. All i see is spectator info not participant info
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: A Shetson

Even in today's society men are permitted to use psychological tactics to wear down women, for the purpose of sex, or any other reason. And women use the same tactic too - against men, probably, and against women. I know. this has nothing to do with religion. And nothing to do with rape. that's a feminist distortion of men's desire for sex, calling it rape culture.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: It'll be a cannibalism orgy.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: The corrupt deep state liberal media never have anything nice to say.
Draining the swamp to make way for a new world class golf course is hard work sometimes you get covered in muck.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: How about layside Pope F!
Perhaps, he could not forget few of his own sexual abuses of children in the past!
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Well the current "bum tooth" has, after just over one year, become a real pain in the a   ss.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: They were busy getting ready for the lobbyists balls.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Tell me just one that does not lie?  When the entire congress/senate can sanction Russia and then get up and cheer Israeli land theft I think they are all scoundrels of the highest order.  Hypocrites is too soft a word for them.   Crimeans wanted to leave, but that was not in American interests, Palestinians are being forced to leave a the barrel of a gun...all the difference in the world.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Very few Canadians give a care about the natives or most other self identified minorities. We are all too busy living our culture of consumerism including the warriors and black lives matter leaders. Just check the travel log for most of those involved in the redress movement. I just had to go to Spain in January to get back to my roots. If I can self identify my gender and sexual preference then why should any other man made label be denied me. Maybe a man like me could be a gay transvestite lesbian Mohawk warrior who likes having sex with deer. The supreme court would guarantee my right not to be discriminated against for my choice of deer lovers, I only like horny deer. We have allowed the concept of rights to be watered down and we have allowed self identified victims to promote racism with phrases such as, white settler society. Maybe we need to do genetic testing and anyone with less than a certain amount of a distinct racial mix should be tattooed with the word mongrel.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Considering the ACLU was advocating for allowing grown men to be able to have sex with five year olds when they were representing NAMBLA, the fact that they would back this criminal shouldn't surprise anybody. Seems to be par for the course for them.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: This is a laughable attempt at journalism. Reeks of desperation.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: One more comment Nel's. When you speak Value Added, I suppose you actually mean Value Subtracted, as an official State of Alaska policy, by the Commissioner of Fish and Game Sam the Man Cotten, to sell Bristol Bay Sockeye Salmon at a cost recovery bid amount of .15 cents a lb. 

Cost Recovery was an invention TO PAY FOR HATCHEY FISH.

HE'S SO IGNORANT, HE CANT FIGURE IT OUT WHAT WILD EVEN MEANS

Inbreds, at ADF&G.

Value Added; 
The Cremation of Sam McGee 
BY ROBERT W. SERVICE
Now Sam McGee was from Tennessee, where the cotton blooms and blows. 
Why he left his home in the South to roam 'round the Pole, God only knows. 
He was always cold, but the land of gold seemed to hold him like a spell; 
Though he'd often say in his homely way that "he'd sooner live in hell."
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Relax, relax....   San Andras will take care of San Franscisco's problems just as The Big One will do for Portland.   Mother Nature always kicks ass last.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: *arse
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Most countries will try to charm you so you will spend  money there to stimulate their economies. Only morons like Trump and his equally stupid border guards or custom officers try so hard to insult you and turn you away. Of course, security check is needed, but what they have been conducting are just acts of arrogance and humiliation.

I am waiting for the figures to come out that show the drop of tourist numbers and the decrease of revenue of the tourism industry. 

Meanwhile, let's keep boycotting Trump and his thugs.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: More stupidity put in policy out of spite for his predecessor, rather than what's equitable or in the best interest of the public.

Petty, shortsighted, and detremental.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Somebody is mad the liberals blatant hypocrisy is showing again.

This, from the same guys who constantly cried for the last eight years- but, but, but, BUSH!!!
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Putin and the Russians have consistently lied on just about every issue that arises. The same can be said of Donald Trump and his team of bald-faced liars. Why would anyone give credence to anything they say?
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: he was a nazi even at 14, and admits he didnt mind what they were doing, , get over it. facts dont change.

KROFT: Went out, in fact, and helped in the confiscation of property from the Jews.

Mr. SOROS: Yes. That’s right. Yes.
KROFT: No feeling of guilt?

Mr. SOROS: No.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: "...the Democrats are complicit and just as guilty."

And just like that, another columnist breaks into another tedious "both sides", false equivalency that has discredited so much of modern American journalism. 

Are some Democrats in the pockets of the healthcare industrial complex? Of course. Are some Democrats part of the problem? You bet. But are Democrats trying to take health insurance away from tens of millions of Americans like 99% of congressional republicans are? H*ll no they aren't. 

"Both sides" my rear.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Damn ya'll are ass holes. God forbid you ever make a mistake. Just because someone likes something you don't doesn't make them an idiot.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Darn, Gary, now I really wish you had advanced in the process to pick a new State Senator,
Well, like you say, at least two of us.   
That's some progress.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Just can't get beyond genitalia.  Arrested adolescence.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: I doubt the property owner would allow a system that could injure or kill accidentally.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Don't trust anyone with a stubble beard.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: HiLIARy's butt is tooo big to cover. Lock her up
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Ted is one of those loudmouths that could be buried in the desert and no one would care.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: The State and Labs are a bunch of idiots. People waited this long I think they could have waited a little longer to have all the dispensaries open at the same time. It's like only one theater open to show a mega hit movie and all the other theaters are closed. They just don't see the big picture no pun intended.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: College football, violence toward women and cover up. Same news, different day.  Isn't it just wonderful that students have to pay for this in order to earn a college degree. (Football is a big big money loser in the vast majority of NCAA Div 1 FBS and that doesn't even include facilities like football stadiums).
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: According to third wave feminists like this, it's just not realistic to ask young women to not get blindingly drunk and to moderate their sex lives.

They are from a different planet indeed.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: So, when you drop a glass object and it breaks, it's an indication of what a careless and incompetent loser you are, and not just an "accident"?
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Why wait? I think death by firing squad is in order. No head hoods and all shooters have a chambered round. All head shots. Bunch of perps.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: 6/6 To understand the moral equation, consider a hypothetical.

You hate Bob. You do not hate him a little, you would like to wipe him off the face of the earth. With loaded AK-47 in hand you go off to find and eliminate him.

Fred tells you that Bob is hiding in a box, which he points out.

You take a position 15 feet from the box and empty a magazine into it riddling it with holes. You then insert a fresh magazine into your weapon and empty it into the box as well.

You approach the riddled container, open it, and find it is empty.

Have you committed a sin? If you have committed a sin, what sin did you commit?

Think about Jimmy Carter’s famous statement to Playboy in an interview: "I've looked on a lot of women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times."
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: What about all the black-on-black violence that's taken place on the African continent? Does it actually exist? If it does, does anyone have the statistics are on that? Is it because there simply are more blacks in Africa? Have we seen anything like it elsewhere? Are my perceptions behind my questions biased?
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: First, the sex I have is sex, which is different from sodomy.  Second, I admit that I am sinful for engaging in acts of self-gratification; I'm not proud of it.

My objection is that homosexual sodomy is sinful and a perverted use of one's sex (and/or oral, excretory) organs.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Americans seem to love hyperbole and bombast. Facts? Not so much.

But, who are you going to believe? Trumplethinskin or your lying eyes.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: So fighting the Axis powers in WWII was like fornicating for chastity???
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: No bonehead. Trump is a patriot.  Sheriff Joe is a patriot. You are merely veteran, and a traitor as well.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Sorry sunny. Enforcing the rules and kicking terror punks in the ass is not racism!  That'll learn ya!!
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Why should we tolerate intolerance?  When Trumps tells his audience to "get him outta here" or "kick his ass" about a protester at one of his political rallies, why should we just roll over and play nice with his supporters.  We don't incite violence but we do turn a cold shoulder.  Get over it, snowflake.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: He's getting man boobs and starting to look like Charlie Sheen.  Can't wait till he takes the reins of the Broncos.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Trump admitted on tape he is an adulterer and sexual harasser, but you Trump supporters brush it off. Clinton got a blow job from an apparently consenting adult, and you scream that he is unfit for office.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: It wouldn't hurt if you were a little more anal retentive, considering how you "poop" all over this forum.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Mueller's problem is that he saddled someone else's ass.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Allie, why do you "Like" your own comments?  Mentally masturbating?
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Send the dreamers in to kick North Korea's ass! Never thought of that, good idea. If they live through it, give them citizenship.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Millions of unber and lyft customers ... a case or two as you say. Look at the track record of cab companies. Your another liberal plant to discourage Americans to get into business and the consumer to save money. Heck, Even anchorage had a cop as a sexual predator. Where are you on that topic?? My how you mock freedom of choice.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Doesn't matter.  Muslims have to challenge their murderous religion, throw out hate-spewing imams, and burn the extremist literature in islamist schools.  Then we'll talk.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Reminds me of another great adventurer - Dick "Black Ass" Griffith.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Wow... the assassin is cute and handsome. The assassin has a nice assh
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Some men believe it is their born right to violate young children.  Geez
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: It must be another kleptocrat's turn.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: '
Krauthammer hasn't grown any more literate or any more self-aware in the last 25 or 30 years.

Maybe longer.

As for President Obama, he expressed his dislike for a black president, 

…expressing his bigotry and racism, …right from the get go.

.
It's only natural Krauthammer would continue to express his bigotry.

.
Resist Trump.

Resist Trumpism.
.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Better to spend and run a deficit while actually trying to help the economy, than spin the Carney 'con' job nonsense we got during the 'lost decade' ,of fake balanced budgets, while squandering hundreds of billions!
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Apparently, the bang gang kids only needed a weak ass excuse, real or imagined, to kill
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Gary, this person is not only a liar, he is a poisonous snake. Show him no pity.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: The Taliban is the same terrorist organization that entered a peaceful community opposed to their governance and hanged the 8 year old son of the village leader. This happened about seven years ago and was reported by this e-paper. Murdering a young female child of a prisoner would fall within the base behaviour of the Taliban.  They also bomb men, women, and children indiscriminately. I would going about arranging a fatweh type decree against the perpetrators of this unspeakable crime, were I a Muslin father.  This murdered child was Canadian/American as well.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: LOL, Denver voters are smart. 

People against this are dumb since they can only see the short term.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: The media is the opposition party. Unless your a liberal because the vast majority of the press is liberal. Even this little side street rag is liberal. You would think in a county that voted republican we might have a more conservative news source? Haha fat chance. If anyone is against the first amendment it would be a liberal. Wait for the howler monkeys to go off on me.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Sex machines - Just as Frank Zappa predicted!

I hope the other theme of the album - oppressive, all seeing government - doesn't get any more true...

****
Joe:
 This is exciting
 I never plooked
 A tiny chrome-plated
 Machine
 That looks like a
 Magical pig
 With marital aids
 Stuck all over it
 Such as yourself
 Before

 Sy borg:
 You'll love it!
 It's a way of life.

- Frank Zappa, Joe's Garage "Sy Borg" (1979)
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: You mean a "rightie"? This woman is either extremely careless and uninformed, or she is extremely dangerous and knows exactly what she is doing.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: As I said, "anal."  To make it clear to you, I should have said, "You provided me with pictures..."

Such a dope.  Didn't you look at the link you gave me or did you just pass on a link that someone sent to you?
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Question: When is an apology NOT an apology? Answer: When Cherie Kidd makes it. Next Question: When is lying under oath NOT perjury? Answer: When Cherie Kidd does it. Next Question: When is ignoring the recommendation of an Ethics Panel you put together to investigate the aforementioned the ultimate outcome? Answer: when you're the City Council. It's no wonder some have already described it as the "Silly Council". . .
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Most liberals are anal retentive.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: It is funny, the "so called" President has declared "if it doesn't pass he will blame the democrats"....interesting since both the House and Senate are Republican controlled...AND then he said to the Republicans "if you don't vote yes, you won't be re elected"...hmmm...many Republicans who are against it have said they are voting their "constituents"....but worse, this vengeful and petty President will make the lives of anyone he can, Republican or not, miserable for voting no.  This is no way to run an airline, let alone a country.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: We in Canada can be oh so proud of our own abortion programme for we abort (kill) over 80,000 babies each and every year; thus we have the know how to tell others how to murder their own. Under Trudeau we have sunk to new lows.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: You people who are still in the bed with Obama are complicit as well. Get your heads out of your asses and get on the Trump train... I guarantee the minute he is in office Trump will make it all go away! Obama is all about chaos, unrest, bias, racism, anarchy. It is the Saul Alinsky way as well as the brand of Soros.... smell the coffee bozo's!
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Rich people don't have to rape. My guess it went from consensual sex, to blackmail then rape when he didn't want to give favors.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: kiss my ass comunist Slope and pail.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: "How could they be so ignorant of the facts to make such a statement? They evidently will do anything on impulse for perceived political gain."
============
They may not admit it publicly, but they'll blame their post-first,think-second comment on Trump.....as a result of all the post-first,think-second comments he has made.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: "the men"? You mean the bishops? Prove they don't love homosexuals. Prove it. Homosexual activity is evil. Its simple. All people are to be loved, not used as objects. Homosexual activity uses another person as an object to masturbate with.  Not so nice!
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Because castration doesn't remove his ability to rape more women.  Castration is the removal of the testicles, not the penis.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: "teaching Boy Scouts that they need to Be Prepared to Emotionally Masturbate Their President"
A very sexist and alarming comment concerning male children.  Ms Southey should be ashamed, as well as the G&M for publishing it.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Dear Pink Monkey Bird:  It was the RIGHT WING (Reagan Battalion, CPAC, Breitbart) that decided to take Milo down & did so, NOT the left. The right rejected him because his advocating illegal sex with underage children was way outside their values, and unacceptable.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Chump change, all things considered.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: All of it. Despite our best efforts, his ignorance remains resolute.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: You're focused entirely on the behavior of women when it's the illegal behavior of the rapist that should be the focus. B. Carefree is not "actually" or in any way "facilitating" rape. The extremely harmful behavior consists of putting one's penis into another human being incapable of giving consent because they are not conscious. 
You need to find the humanity you apparently have lost unless of course you never possessed it in the first place.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Wait for it. Who knows what we'll see. Will Trump want to hug him? Hit him? Cuddle Him? Have you seen Trump's handshake with the Jap PM this morning? Trump looks even sillier than usual and has the Jap leader rolling his eyes because of an overlong and aggressive handshake. I can't stand Justin Trudeau, but I wish him well against this monumental creep on Monday. One a light-minded and handsome Canadian and the other a self-obsessed and literally "loud and obnoxious" American. The world is already watching Trump very closely and I think that Justin will stand out during and after his visit to D.C. - literally because of his good-looks. 21st century man.
I want to see how their handshakes go on Monday - that could tell it all.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: When Obama was elected, MSM had a powerful feeling of physical pleasure and sensation, that included a discharge of accumulated erotic tension. Just the opposite now, they are in a state of agitation of sexual satisfaction that is considerably less than desired. And Trump is playing porno movies.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: I Have, I guess you have not you must be a communist......
 I do not have to have the approval of others to speak my mind but that does not allow me to yell fire in a crowded theater their is a difference civil comments violates my  right to free speech by making it so others approve my speech....
THAT IS FASCISM AT BEST
COMMUNIST AT WORST
 what part of that don't you understand......
did you even graduate high school?

 And this is not an English test so I don't care about my grammar  have a great day  TRUMPELTHINSKIN SUPPORTER!
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Glass-jawed reporters are such pussies.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: They love Tom Flanagan. He argues kiddie porn is Ok.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Deport these guys. Oh wait they are upper class white men. Well shame on me because fron reading responses on crime I thought only minorities committed these types of crime. Silly me.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: The Church's treatment of gay people?

The Church was the biggest employer of gay people in history.   Countless thousands of gay men were allowed to be monks and priests, in the faith that celibacy could be maintained.

Then came the sex abuse revelations, with 4 out of 5 cases being that of gay priests raping boys.   

Seems to me you side is the one that owes our side an apology.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: A mega uncontested settlement and government apology, to a confessed  traitor, terrorist, and murderer, done in seeming secrecy, made known while the PM is out of the country, paid promptly so litigants have no chance to protest. Can't imagine how much anguish this must be causing the Speer and Morris families, our veterans, and the wounded and the bereaved whose loved ones never came home because of the IEDs that Khadr built.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: And taxpayer dollars should not be the currency used for reassignment surgery, period. This goes for Canada as well. I'm all good with you knocking off your pecker but certainly not on my dime.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Yes becouse trust fund kid with basic education and fancy last name is a vast improvement. 
What will Justin's legacy be? Unsustainable government, massive debt and a phone book of broken promises other than selling weed to our children. 
Truly he's all yours and so is Kathleen !
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: The problem with most politicians is the people who elect them. Politicians behave in the most convenient and effective way to influence voters because their handlers study and understand (foolish) voter behavior. Integrity and honesty only matter slightly because voters are inconsistent within their own evaluation frameworks. The problem is us.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: here's something -- stop with stupid taxes like the carbon tax and increasing our hydro costs, etc... the REAL inflation rate is higher than the CPI i can assure you.  less money to spend = less money to stimulate the economy. The US is going to eat our lunch very soon.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: First class ass
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Surely that was a Mosaic prohibition?

“No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord." (Deuteronomy 23:1)
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Looks like a cute little pussy
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Why should Canada take risks.  Kids roaming around a war zone. Should be a huge tax on carelessness and stupidity.  And the risk to the rescuers - EGAD not called for.   Shame.   And they get treated like heroes.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Hey mewling cat-idiot, reducing feral cat populations via "adoption" is just as mathematically impossible as doing so via TNR.  Stop lying.  Per an average of all ASPCA estimates I can find, there are 84.5 million stray and feral cats in the US.  Add to that another 46.4 unconfined, UNSTERILIZED "owned" cats and you have 130.9 MILLION of these invasive, disease-ridden vermin spreading disease and destroying wildlife--a cat-hoarders dream!  No one else's.  And that population increases by 43.2 million new kittens annually.  With me so far?  There are only 128 million households in the US, and only one-third of them--42.7 million--own even ONE cat.  Please believe me this is not because there's a cat SHORTAGE.

So, should you by herculean effort manage to find homes for ONE year-class of feral kittens in just ONE kitten season--that's about 234,782 kittens A DAY for about six months, you'd have 43.2 million MORE kittens to find homes for the very NEXT kitten season.  Good luck with that.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: It's funny how the mainstream media totally acts as if they didn't report on the wiretapping of Trump tower when they were all up in arms with the whole Russian/Trump conspiracy theory they had going on right before the election, I think it was literally 2 days before the election that they reported on wiretaps of Trump tower. These dumbies are pitiful, we'll hear all about those reports at the hearing on Monday, it should be funny to watch them squirm as they're confronted with their own propaganda as the evidence to back Trumps claims, man these leftist are dumb.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: You are utterly naive if you think that some children won't be ostracized, beaten and treated badly at home if some parents find out they are gay.

It must be nice to live in a fantasy land where all parents are perfect.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: They feel empowered now that the so called most powerful man in the world is nothing more than a bully and a bigot.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Columbus was on a gold finding mission and he made sure to get funding and approval from the Spanish King and Queen before embarking.

"Finding" gold requires labour and Columbus soon enslaved, beat, destroyed families, forced conversion to Christianity and simply stole the goods from the Indians he "found" on his gold fishing lands. 

All with the approval of the Catholic Pope.

There is in history, little to recommend Columbus.
Except as lies told by those who benefited from Columbus and the ongoing myth of his greatness.

(Hey reviewers - you may not like this post but it is history and it is not uncivil. Play fair.)
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: One element of fascism?  You mean that because you have face with a nose and a dog has face with a nose, you have an element of being a dog so therefore you are a dog?  You tRumpytes are really stretching and clearly do not know how to differentiate fascism from a social democracy.  The ACA was democratically passed and included bipartisn debate and ammendments  whether or not the Republicans chose to grandstand and try to make Obama a one term president. And oh!  The ACA is popular and provides millions with health care that did not have it , so it is a social service, not a result of fascism, or do you not read real news.  You and Como clearly know nothing about government or history.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Clinton and Obama should be tried in Nuremberg style, on corruption and treason (conniving with illegal migrants and terrorists)
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Let's all be honest.. Voter Fraud is alive and well inside the Democrats base.  and it looks like they're pulling out all the stops. It's only going to get uglier.  Hold on to your butts.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: I don't think it bothers him in the least. The only thing worse than being a sore loser like you would be a sore winner. I'm sure Torque is quite happy to be in the position that he is. Clinton was a weak candidate, and the electoral college did exactly what it was created to do. If only you lefties hadn't sold out Bernie, he probably would have won. hahaha
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Canada should sent fireworks to celebrate the death of the world's longest living dictator/denier of rights and freedoms!!! Meanwhile we're waiting for the other shoe to drop.... dead.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Why would ANY Catholic vote for a party intent on attacking Catholicism and Catholic institutions and which thinks that discriminating against white Catholics is OK so long as Ruth Bader Ginsberg and The Wise Latina think it's OK ?

White Catholics voted their church, their pocketbook, and their neighborhood:  no more ghetto supporters like Obama and HRC.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: The court based their ruling on two facts.

Trump publicly promised on several occasions to "ban Muslims".

Trumps lawyers also failed to provide sufficient evidence to support his travel ban from those countries that would override his racist statements.

Frankly the travel ban would have probably been reinstated if Trump didn't publicly blather every thought that enters his head.

This kind of makes me glad he does.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Agreed - they are all probably looking to get laid.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: or just mutter "nasty woman" randomly every few minutes.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: "Refugee haven", very proud title eh? Next time we should advertise: Canada, world's immigration landfill, and proud of it!
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Hillary Clinton obviously.  I hear she is really honest and I am voting for her because she has a vagina.  Everyone knows that women don't lie!
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Good. Russia needs an ass whooping for their interference. Why Trump? Cuz Hillary knows too much and they have blackmail fodder on Trump.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: domestikgoddez, you state, ""hablar claro." .. no sabemos la verdad, ("speak clear." We do not know the truth").  We do KNOW the TRUTH.  Look no further than Linda Hamiltons history.  Linda Hamilton is a PROFESSIONAL PLAINTIFF. ..............LAME COUNTY would be wise to get rid of this "BAD APPLE".......................
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: What you going to do about that Roy?
Not a damn thing but run your mouth... that's what I thought.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: John Hobson said: "God said nothing about abortion.  JPII and Ratzinger are not God."

Vatican II calls abortion an "unspeakable crime."

Pope Francis calls abortion a “very grave sin” and a “horrendous crime.”
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: " In that respect, the whole of CI clergies are the most ugly &miserable unloving group of people on earth!"

My, my. More ugly and miserable than your posts? But thanks for the tip-off of what goes on in heaven. Most of us simple folk do get any previews.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: In case you haven't recognized it people sirencall is a Liberal Troll. Nothing here people just move on.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Spoken like someone who's never been homeless.

What an ignorant statement.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: "...who never accomplished a thing in his life...". Compared to you and your overt racism, Obama is a everything you aren't - honorable, honest, compassionate, and a true statesman. Cheap shot lies by grumpy ex-cops who love djt's sleazy behavior say more about you than anyone else.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Which is as serious as lying about consensual sex between adults? Let's be blunt here - only Republicans impeach presidents, and since Andrew Johnson, only Democrats are impeached. Unless Trump defies Congress in a manner as provocative as Johnson did, Trump won't be impeached.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: They should be punished and THEN deported.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: "Liberals move to repeal Criminal Code anal sex provision"

Great, here it comes tax payers. We are about to have this gov't give it to us!
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Justin Tanoue: I'm laughing my mother f***ing A$$ off!!!!

Thank YOU for providing my morning coffee-through-the-nose moment!!!!
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: sex based budgets are sexist.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: He publicly endorsed Trump and went to DC for the inauguration to celebrate with 700,000 other white guys. Or, according to Donald J. Trump, 1.5 million other white guys.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Raping the women and children Americans will not rape
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Corey you are just as irrelevant as your clueless leader when it comes to a coherent foreign policy objective.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: When Raymond Burke was the Bishop of LaCross in Wisconsin, a friend of mine in Central Wisconsin complained that her daughter, then about age 15, was confirmed by Raymond.  He confessed this young girl and asked her very personal questions about her body and genitalia and how she touched herself in the confessional.  Her mother was quite furious about this (as she should have been).  It was a psychological violation if it happened the way she reported.  This is hearsay but we are trying to determine, what if any sexuality Raymond( or should we say Ramona?) has.  I know it creeped me out when I heard about it and have been disgusted with him ever since, wherever he went.
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: I wonder if anyone will dare to ask Singh, who portrays himself as a devoted Sikh, how he can be devoted to Sikhism and yet support the NDP's pro abortion and pro-gay rights agendas.  Sikhism is very clear that abortion is only to be considered in extreme circumstances like a threat to the life of the mother. And Sikhism's spiritual leader has declared homosexuality to be wicked and sinful.
Output: Non-sexual-explicit
Comment: Paid sex with a prostitute and lying about it are okay?
Values, how do they work?
Output: Sexual-explicit
Comment: Yes.  I recall one time when my wife came home drunk and performed a particular oral act on me while I was asleep.  I did not consent to this.  By this logic, she should be charged with sexual assault.
Output: Sexual-explicit