niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
Vulcan Simmons:  They painted since the last time I was here . You 'd have been about _ sixteen _ . Wrestling some pimply kid in the back of his daddy 's wagon , wondering if you were gon na give it to him or not .
Richard Castle: Hey . That 's enough .
Vulcan Simmons: He 's sweet on you . Makes him brave .
Kate Beckett: What was your association with detective John Raglan ?
Vulcan Simmons: Raglan ? Raglan , Raglan , Raglan . Thirsty cop , right ? Could n't pick a winner to save his life . Well , detective , our association , as you put it , exceeded the statute of limitations many moons ago .
Kate Beckett: There 's no statute of limitations on murder , Mr. Simmons .
Vulcan Simmons: And here begins what is known as the initial confrontation . During this phase , the interrogation interrogator may invade the suspect 's personal space in order to increase his discomfort .
Vulcan Simmons: You
Vulcan Simmons: want to invade my personal space .
Kate Beckett: Look at me . Twelve years ago , Johanna Beckett led a big Take Back the Neighborhood campaign in Washington Heights .
Richard Castle: And that must have pissed you off .
Vulcan Simmons: And this would be theme development . Presenting the crime through the eyes of the suspect .
Kate Beckett: Johanna Beckett was murdered , along with two of her colleagues .They were professional hits carried out on your orders , and you had your pet homicide detective , John Raglan , bury them .
Kate Beckett: Look
Kate Beckett: at her face . Tell me you do n't remember her .
Vulcan Simmons: You know , Detective Beckett , I think I do remember her . Bled out in an alley like the trash she was .
Kate Beckett: Mr. Simmons , you 'd better watch it .
Vulcan Simmons: Rich bitch from uptown on safari in the Heights . Somebody should have warned her not to feed or tease the animals .
Kate Beckett: You ...
Vulcan Simmons: If they had , she might not have gotten eaten . From what I hear , though , she was pretty tasty .
Richard Castle: Whoa
Richard Castle: , Beckett !
Kate Beckett: Back off , Castle ! Remember your old life , Vulcan ; savor it . Because I am gon na take it all away .
Output: AGE
Narrator:  June first , _ 1889 _ . That morning opened dark and dreary . Great drops of rain fell occasionally and another storm seemed imminent . Everyone felt thankful that the weather remained cold to slow the decay of the bodies lying everywhere .
Output: YEAR
Wyatt:  How about that ?
Ivy: Its no Jesus walking on water , I give it a six .
Wyatt: That 's a _ nine _ !
Ivy: Okay , 8.5
Output: OTHER
Dr. Spencer Reid:  Based on the limited population of Royal , the unsub is most likely a local male , between the ages of _ 17 _ and 30
Penelope Garcia: What , arson is a sexist industry ?
Dr. Spencer Reid: Ah , for the most part , yeah . Only 12% of arsonists are female
Emily Prentiss: Apparently women just are n't inclined to burn things
Output: AGE
Dr Martin Ellingham:  Why are smokers always surprised when they 're ill ? Why do they think they 're going to be the lucky ones who live to be a hundred ? Did you think you 'd make it to seventy ?
Mrs Averill: I 'm seventy - five .
Dr Martin Ellingham: Eighty ?
Mrs Averill: My mother smoked a pipe until she was _ ninety - three _ .
Dr Martin Ellingham: And then she died .
Mrs Averill: No . She lost her pipe .
Output: AGE
Gandhi:  Hey , turn that frown upside down , Abe . At least it ca n't get any worse .
Abe Lincoln: How many times have i told you not to say that ? Now something worse is gon na happen . I 've seen it on Happy Days . Watch , in 3 , _ 2 _ , 1 .
Cleopatra: Abe , I 'm really confused about my feelings right now . I think I just need some time to be alone ... with JFK .
Gandhi: Wait ! At least it ca n't get any * better * !
Abe Lincoln: It does n't work that way Gandhi .
Output: OTHER
Courage:  This is all your fault !
Cajun Fox: My fault ?
Courage: Yeah ! You 're trying to make a stew out of her !
Cajun Fox: And a right good _ one _ is she gon na be .
Output: REFERENCE stew
Nathan Scott:  I might have called a couple of times .
Deb Scott: Six times .
Haley James Scott: You crazy , obsessive perent ...
Deb Scott: You called _ eight _ .
Output: REFERENCE times
Richard:  You understand ? We got ta call _ nine - one - one _ .
Susan Jones: Do n't leave me please .
Output: OTHER
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan:  Can we still work together ?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Yeah .
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Thank you .
Special Agent Seeley Booth: But I got ta move on . You know , I got ta find someone who's- who 's going to love me in 30 years , or _ 40 _ or 50 .
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I know
Output: REFERENCE years
Tina Belcher:  You 're gon na call the butt phone ?
Bob Belcher: Yes , Tina , and please stop saying " butt phone . "
Tina Belcher: Can I have _ one _ more ?
Bob Belcher: Okay , one more .
Tina Belcher: Butt phone . Actually , wait , can I save it for later ?
Bob Belcher: Fine .
Tina Belcher: Yes .
Output: OTHER
Carla Tortelli-LeBec:  I marched into his office , and I started calling him bald and wrinkled , and he started calling me short and ugly , and before I knew it , our clothes were off and we were insulting each other against the filing cabinet !
Rebecca Howe: But , Carla , I mean , he is , he is ...
Carla Tortelli-LeBec: You know what I call him ? The Bullet .
Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: Carla , I believe I understand what happened . You two have a classic attraction - repulsion relationship . It 's really a fairly common phenomenon . People who are constantly at odds with _ one _ another very often have rivers of passion raging between them , until , one day , the banks overflow in a torrent of unthinking , unreasonable emotion .
Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Plus , the guy 's practically a contortionist .
Output: PEOPLE
Willow:  Buffy , earlier you agreed with me about Thanksgiving . It 's a sham . It 's all about death
Buffy: It * is * a sham . But it 's a sham with yams . It 's a yam sham .
Willow: You 're not gon na jokey - rhyme your way out of this _ one _ .
Output: OTHER
Lou Banks:  We 've cleaned out this territory , Sam . How about unloadin ' 'em to the Army .
Sam Wellman: Not yet .
Lou Banks: We can get on hundred dollars a head right now and that 's not bad !
Jack Marlin: It sure is n't , considerin ' all we invested was a little energy . I think Lou 's right . Five hundred head at a hundred dollars a head that 's , ah , that 's ...
Sam Wellman: Do n't strain yourself , kid , that 's _ fifty thousand _ .
Output: CURRENCY
Dexter Morgan:  Harry said it got in me too early . And too deep , he said that I could n't change it . So he thought up the code . He said that if I had to kill , I might as well kill people who deserved it .
Debra Morgan: You make it sound like it 's okay . Like you 're the victim here . The people in that box , Dexter , they 're the victims .
Dexter Morgan: Victims ? The choir director who raped and murdered little boys ? The married couple smuggling refugees who killed the ones who could n't pay ? The psychiatrist who manipulated women into taking their own lives ?
Debra Morgan: There 's a place called the Police Department .
Dexter Morgan: Sometimes the system does n't work . Killers fall through the cracks .
Debra Morgan: Do n't I fucking know it . I 'm talking to _ one _ right now . I am the worst fucking detective in the world .
Output: REFERENCE Killers
Sam Malone:  Oh , by the way , Tawny was n't the only _ one _ looking sexy out there in bowling shoes .
Diane Chambers: Well , thank you .
Sam Malone: No , no , no , I was talking about me . You know , I 'm surprised you did n't mention it . No , seriously , seriously , great form out there .
Diane Chambers: Thank you .
Sam Malone: Oh no , no , I was still talking about me . All right , all jokes aside here , thank you very much for helping me beat Gary .
Diane Chambers: Well , I was getting tired of listening to some ignorant blowhard take himself and some stupid competition so seriously .
Sam Malone: Oh , boy , he really does that , does n't he ?
Diane Chambers: No , I was talking about you .
Output: PEOPLE
Jennifer Jareau:  He told Emily he was gon na talk to his mom 's doctor . If that was true , we all assumed it was the doctor from the clinic , but maybe it was this Rosa Medina .
Dr. Tara Lewis: And she could be being cautious , which is why we haven't been able to find any communication between them .
Luke Alvez: And why should she be cautious ?
Dr. Tara Lewis: Well , because in _ 2015 _ , sixty holistic doctors across the United States died mysteriously . And some were accidents , others violent attacks , others were deemed suicide . Conspiracy theorists believe these doctors were targeted fatally by pharmaceutical companies for their belief in holistic practice .
Stephen Walker: Well , then Rosa Medina might not be her real name .
Penelope Garcia: You think she might have an alias ?
Stephen Walker: Look , I 've seen it plenty of times . If she 's afraid of consequences , maybe she used an anagram . How many holistic doctors with connections between Texas and Mexico ?
Penelope Garcia: Uh ... Sophia Flores . Ana Sorel . Nadie Ramos . Juliet Hernandez .
Stephen Walker: What 's the story with Nadie Ramos ?
Penelope Garcia: Uh ... uh , let 's see . She specializes in experimental drugs that reverse brain degeneration .
Stephen Walker: Have you got a photo ?
Penelope Garcia: Yup . Sending it to you guys right now .
Output: YEAR
Chuck Bartowski:  We 're going to have to improvise out way through this _ one _ .
Captain Richard Nobel: Impro- ? It 's a nuclear bomb !
John Casey: Stow it Captain !
Output: OTHER
Stainer:  I love Kirkey but let 's face it , the guy 's a _ 5 _ . Meanwhile , this Molly is a hard 10 .
Devon: He 's at least a 6 ...
Stainer: 6 ? Alright , you go ahead and pop rainbows into his asshole , but I 'm just being honest .
Output: OTHER
DI Jack Cloth:  What do you remember about the Burton Bradstock case , Bill ?
Bill Ball: That 's a name I hoped I 'd never hear again .
DI Jack Cloth: You did n't see my appeal on the news , then ?
Bill Ball: No .
DI Jack Cloth: Or the one on Crimewatch ?
Bill Ball: No .
DI Jack Cloth: Or Paul O'Grady ?
Bill Ball: No .
DI Jack Cloth: Or Made in Chelsea ?
Bill Ball: No .
DI Jack Cloth: Or Total Wipeout ?
Bill Ball: I do n't have a television , Jack .
DI Jack Cloth: Bradstock 's out , Bill . We need to know where he is .
Bill Ball: Aw , forget about it , Jack . Some things are best left in the past , like smallpox and the macarena .
DI Jack Cloth: You ran the investigation , Bill . Anything that you can tell us might help .
Bill Ball: It was high profile . A young woman was killed in Cold Blood . At the time Cold Blood was a quiet little village . Everyone was up in Arms . Arms was the town where we were based . We needed a result , fast , Burton Bradstock was the Fall Guy .
DI Jack Cloth: Lee Majors was the Fall Guy .
Bill Ball: Not this time . We embellished a few witness statements , lost some evidence , mimicked the D.N.A. sequence with a nuclear tide fabricator , Burton Bradstock went down , everyone was happy .
DI Jack Cloth: Jesus , Bill .
Bill Ball: Do n't judge me , Jack . It was _ 1996 _ , for God 's sake . Babylon Zoo were No . 1 for five weeks . People needed hope , we gave it to them .
DI Jack Cloth: By framing an innocent man ? No wonder Bradstock 's out for vengeance . You better watch out for yourself , Bill .
Bill Ball: Do n't you worry about me , Jack . I always keep my eyes open .
Output: YEAR
Wizard:  Ganon is fast enough to dodge arrows point blank without even looking , he 's strong enough to destroy stone walls and pillars with no effort , and he 's tough enough to get back up after having an entire castle fall on him . But while the Triforce of Power supposedly grants him immortality , Ganon can still be slain , and is specifically vulnerable to holy weapons , like the Master Sword , though he has survived being impaled by _ one _ , and then killed his executioner with his bare hands . He 's also extremely arrogant , often underestimating his smaller , weaker opponents , at least until they drive a sword through his head .
Boomstick: But hey , when your a titanic , nigh - invulnerable pig sorcerer , you can afford to be a bit cocky .
Output: REFERENCE Sword
Manny:  Who needs help ? It 's _ four _ against one .
Alan Albright: It 's four against * Ben*. He taught us practically everything we know .
Output: PEOPLE
Bridal Doll Customer:  I 'd like to buy a bridal doll for my little girl .
Mrs. Slocombe: Certainly , madam . Brides , Miss Brahms . Will it be a registry office or a church wedding ?
Bridal Doll Customer: Church , I think .
Mrs. Slocombe: Oh , you 're so wise , madam . It 's so much more romantic , is n't it ? Now , this one retails for _ 20.5 _ .
Bridal Doll Customer: Oh , it 's a lot , is n't it ?
Mrs. Slocombe: Ah , well , it comes complete with bridegroon , and the full trousseau . And if you pull this cord , it talks .
Bridal Doll: I love you . I love you . I do . I do .
Mrs. Slocombe: Is n't that beautiful ? Ca n't you just picture the scene ? There she stands by the bridegroom . They 're stood in front of the altar . The organ 's playing , the ceremony 's coming to a climax . She turns to him and utters those immortal words that he 'll remember forever .
Bridal Doll: I want to go to the potty .
Output: CURRENCY
Eddie:  Bettina and Max ! Clear , clear , clear , clear !
Saffron: I 'll just say hello and then I 'll go .
Eddie: No , you are not going to say hello . You must get in here . Flat against the wall , hold your bag close , and when they come , you go . Hi , hi .
Max: Hi , hi .
Bettina: Hi , hi , hi . Max , can you bring me the other cloth ?
Max: Where is it ?
Bettina: Blue bag , not the terry one . You know , the _ one _ near the bottle warmer by the playpen .
Max: The bag that fits the buggy or the backpack ?
Bettina: No , the one that 's by the mat near the music centre . That one , sam material as the sling .
Max: You used it on the plane .
Bettina: No , I did n't . Oh , Christ Max , we only had those four bags and the Moses basket on the plane .
Output: REFERENCE bag
Lindsey McDonald:  That 's what I like to see . Angel of yore . Takes no prisoners . Suffers no fools . How about this ? It 's here . It 's been here all along , underneath . You 're just too damn stupid to see it .
Angel: See what ?
Lindsey McDonald: The Apocalypse , man . You 're soakin ' in it .
Spike: I 've seen an Apocalypse or two in my time . I 'd know if _ one _ was going on under my nose .
Lindsey McDonald: Not " an " Apocalypse . " The " Apocalypse . What ... you think a gong was gon na sound ? Time to jump on your horses and fight the big fight ? Starting pistol went off a long time ago , boys . Since you came to work here at Wolfram & Hart , you 're playin ' for the bad guys . Every day you sit behind your desk and you learn a little more how to accept the world the way it is . Well , here 's the rub . Heroes do n't do that . Heroes do n't accept the world the way it is . They fight it .
Angel: You 're saying that everything we do here ... it 's a distraction to keep us busy from looking under the surface ?
Lindsey McDonald: Ding ! We got a winner . Every day the world keeps slidin ' towards entropy and degradation . And what do you do ? You sit in your big chair and you sign your checks ... just like the Senior Partners planned . The war 's here , Angel , and you 're already two soldiers down .
Output: REFERENCE Apocalypse
Scooter:  Oh , boy , oh , boy , chief . Are we in trouble .
Kermit: What now ?
Scooter: You know how you 're planning to do the jousting scene from Camelot ?
Kermit: Of course . That 's the show 's grand finale .
Scooter: Well , the people that published the music from Camelot just called and they wo n't let you do it .
Kermit: What ? I was willing to give them credit ! I would've given them a big build up ! I would have given anything to do the jousting scene !
Scooter: They want money .
Kermit: Cancel the jousting scene .
Scooter: Gee whiz , chief . I thought you said we had 14.95 in the cash box
Kermit: Yeah , well I spent _ 13.5 _ on the suits of armor .
Output: CURRENCY
Beth:  Now do you remember when you started flirting ?
Pam: Yes . I was _ five _ . Little Timmy Johnson had this toy truck . I did n't want the truck , but I wanted him to give me the truck . So I batted my eyes and I told him how fine he looked in that sandbox . Well the next thing you know , I had his truck , all his action figures and the keys to his big wheel . From then on I was hooked .
Output: AGE
Darla:  Young love .
Angelus: Give it a century .
James: A century ? A mere hundred years .
Elisabeth: I would need a thousand to sketch the perfect plane of your face .
James: And I would need _ ten thousand _ just to name the color of your eyes .
Angelus: They 're green . But take your time .
Output: YEAR
Patrick:  Brilliant , thank you very much for the pep - talk , very nice to meet you ... Janice , right , we 're going , come on , let 's go .
Veronica: We never decided !
Patrick: Do n't tell me you believe that tit on the boob ! Ca n't even tie a boat for Christ 's sake !
Riq: I was fuckin ' chased !
Patrick: Yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , you and your reasons !
Veronica: I 'm not goin' .
Patrick: Fine ! Die here in Cuckoo Land ! How about you ?
Veronica: Stay .
Kelly: She 's right !
Patrick: Oh , he can speak for himself !
Marky: I 'm stayin ' .
Patrick: Oh , grow some nuts !
Marky: Well , it 's my decision , alright ? All for _ one _ and that ...
Patrick: Oh , right ! Who 'd you think you are ? Love 's young dream , here in fuckin ' Cutie Cottage ?
Marky: We 're stayin ' here together !
Patrick: Oh , oh , what ? She 's stolen your heart , has she ?
Marky: Somethin' like that .
Patrick: Oh , fuckin ' wake up , Mutley ! She only wiped her slit up your thigh for the highlights reel , you chimp !
Veronica: No I never , you fuckwit !
Patrick: * You * would fuck a fisherman 's dog if there was a Heat cover on it !
Output: OTHER
Manny:  Jay , if you really love me , you 'll wait until I 'm _ 18 _ .
Jay: What grade are you in ?
Manny: I 'm a freshman
Jay: Freshman ? Are there * any * seniors here ?
Output: AGE
Cody Lambert:  That 's what we need Tuff , a trademark .
Tuff: I got _ one _ , it 's hard , full of juice , and barely fits in my jeans .
Lane Frost: Ohhh , Tuff .
Tuff: It 's my flask , Lane . Cody , want some OJ ?
Output: REFERENCE trademark
Grand Master Dashi:  Sorry , kid , but I do n't have any time - traveling Shen Gong Wu .
Dojo: Well , not anymore .
Grand Master Dashi: We HAD _ one _ ...
Dojo: But we buried it in Egypt .
Grand Master Dashi: Europe .
Dojo: Egypt !
Grand Master Dashi: No , Europe !
Dojo: Do n't you doubt me ! I remember with exact percision where each and every Shen Gong Wu was hidden !
Grand Master Dashi: Okay , whatever ! Point is we do n't have it now . Europe .
Output: REFERENCE Wu
Dr. Helen Banner:  Besides , you owe me _ one _ . Remember that doll you ruined , the one I got for my fifth birthday . You dissected her in the name of science .
Output: OTHER
Toula Portokalos:  I had to go to Greek school , where I learned valuable lessons such as , " If Nick has one goat and Maria has _ nine _ , how soon will they marry ? "
Output: REFERENCE goat
Church:  I was sittin ' there talkin ' to Gary , and ...
Tex: The bomb ?
Church: No that 's Andy , Gary is the computer .
Tex: Neh , I do n't even remember most of your names half the time .
Caboose: I know my name ! You can ask me , if you forget .
Church: Hey , can we please focus on me ?
Caboose: By the way , he 's Church .
Church: Yes , thank you Caboose , she knows .
Caboose: He is the mean _ one _ .
Church: Thank you , Caboose .
Caboose: See , he is mad . Now he 'll just stare at me until I stop talking , then , when he thinks I am done talking , then he will start talking again .
Church: ... okay . I was talking to Gary and ...
Caboose: Told you so !
Church: Goddammit !
Caboose: Classic Church .
Tucker: I wonder if a ghost can have an aneurysm .
Output: OTHER
Penfold:  I 'm off to get a fruit and nutcake , DM
Danger Mouse: Yes , well it will take _ one _ to know one .
Output: REFERENCE fruit
Calculon:  Well , that finishes this paperwork Calculon Enterprises .
Monique: Calculon , an exciting fight scene has broken out at the special effects warehouse ! Come quickly before a fiery explosion chases someone down a hallway !
Calculon: I have no choice but to ...
Mr. Moviefone: If you want Calculon to race to the laser gun battle in his hover - Ferrari , press one . If you want Calculon to double - check his paperwork , press two . Enter now .
Mr. Moviefone: You have pressed _ two _ .
Fry: No , I did n't !
Mr. Moviefone: I 'm almost positive you did .
Output: OTHER
Big Head:  Hey , did you hear what Peter Gregory is doing ?
Richard: You mean buying that island in the Pacific ?
Big Head: No , he 's building _ one _ actually . Baller . Anyway , he 's also offering a hundred k to people willing to skip or drop out of college to pursue their idea . I do n't know what happened to that guy , but he really hates college . Anyway , he 's doing a TED talks in Palo Alto tonight . We should try to get in .
Richard: I dropped out of college . Maybe I should re - enroll and drop out again . Try and get the money .
Output: REFERENCE island
Mifune:  How old are you , kid ?
Kid: Eighteen .
Mifune: Should have said _ sixteen _ , I might have believed that .
Kid: All right , I 'm sixteen .
Mifune: The minimum age for the Corp 's eighteen . Sixteen 's too young .
Kid: The machines do n't care how old I am . They 'll kill me just the same .
Mifune: ... Ai n't that the goddamn truth .
Kid: Please , Captain Mifune , give me a chance . I wo n't let you down .
Mifune: You do , and you 're gon na find that me and the machines got something in common .
Output: AGE
Old Ranger:  This old place does n't look like much now , but back in _ 1882 _ , it was more important than a gold mine - and the fellow that made it important was a young fellow named Aaron Winters ...
Output: YEAR
Alfred Hitchcock - Host:  Good evening . I 'm answering my correspondence . I receive some very interesting letters , threatening and otherwise .
Alfred Hitchcock - Host: "
Alfred Hitchcock - Host: Dear Mr Hitchcock , I am a man of _ 60 _ , with a wife of 22 . We have a handsome young man of 25 rooming with us . Yesterday I discovered ground glass in my sugar . Is this unusual ? Anxious . " Dear Anxious , yes this is unusual . I believe arsenic is customary in cases of this kind , but your wife is young : I 'm sure she 'll learn .
Alfred Hitchcock - Host: "
Alfred Hitchcock - Host: Dear Mr Hitchcock , we have endured your snide and impertinent remarks about our commercials long enough . This is to warn you that ... " So much for fan mail . Now we come to that part of the program for which the sponsor has been waiting . I am too prudent to describe it .
Output: AGE
Miss Jane Marple:  You are quite sure ?
Mrs. Price-Ridley: I always put a pound note into the box on the anniversary of poor Bruce 's passing .
Miss Jane Marple: I know , but perhaps this time ...
Colonel Protheroe: Oh , come on , Miss Marple ! If Marjorie said she put a pound in , then she did ! So where 's it gone ? Well , I thought you 'd be straining at the leash to sniff out the culprit . You do have a reputation to maintain .
Miss Jane Marple: My reputation , Colonel Protheroe , if I have _ one _ , and how very kind of you to suggest I do , is neither here nor there . I merely wonder if it 's a little early to talk of culprits .
Colonel Protheroe: Nonsense !
Anne Protheroe: Lucius ...
Colonel Protheroe: Anne , do n't paw me ! Now , look , I 'm a churchwarden , and I was in intelligence . I know when something smells fishy ! This could be just the tip of the iceberg ! Eh ... Vicar !
Output: REFERENCE reputation
Megan Hunt:  I had to return a hat that Lacey bought in Society Hill for $ 300 on my credit card
Peter Dunlop: Oh , _ thirteen _ . The age of independence and the death of reason . At least that 's what my sisters went through
Detective Samantha Baker: Hm
Detective Samantha Baker: Oh , fantastic shoes , doc ! Where did you get them ?
Megan Hunt: Society Hill
Output: AGE
Robert:  Horace , it 's time we got to know _ one _ another .
Horace: No , it is n't .
Robert: I used to think that myself , but here we are . I 'll start . Oh , great . Just what my day was missing . A tour of a dark smelly basement .
Horace: This is where I keep my monster collection .
Output: OTHER
Hodges:  What ?
Wendy Simms: That was a very good idea .
Hodges: Well , I have _ one _ occasionally .
Output: REFERENCE idea
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan:  I thought I 'd start my speech with a joke
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Right
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Erwin Schrödinger gets pulled over by the police for speeding . The officer says : " What 's in the trunk ? " Schrödinger said : " A cat " . The officer said : " Well , I need to see " , so the police officer opens the trunk , he says : " This cat is dead . " Schrödinger says : " Well , it is now " .
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Give me heads up when the joke 's coming
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Well , that was a joke , Booth . Well , it 's based on Schrödinger 's famous thought experiment
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Ah , you know what , I usually judge a joke by how funny it is . And there 's no yuks on that _ one _
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Great . Now my speech for the forensic convention has no beginning
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Try this for a joke . You hear about the , uh , restaurant on the moon ? Great food , but no atmosphere
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: That 's not a science joke
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Yes it is . It 's got the word " moon " , it 's got the word " atmosphere " in it . It 's very sciencery
Output: REFERENCE joke
C-3PO:  Sir , the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately _ 3,720 _ to 1 .
Han Solo: Never tell me the odds .
Output: REFERENCE odds
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak:  What if you get three palm trees ?
Sophia Petrillo: You do n't have three palm trees , that means you win $ 10000 .
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Ma , I know what three palm trees looks like .
Sophia Petrillo: You also know what a handsome doctor looks like , does n't mean you have _ one _ .
Output: REFERENCE doctor
Dr. Abby Lockhart:  I ca n't shut my brain off . I keep thinking , why is the dopamine at _ 17 _ instead of 20 and why do n't they change the tube position ? I ca n't see his eyes . Do you know what colour they are ?
Dr. Luka Kovac: They 're blue .
Output: OTHER
Sister Eda:  You better finish your prayers .
Gretel: Wait , wait ... Can I ask you something ? How much money is for our heads ?
Sister Eda: Eighty thousand U.S. dollars!Don't move !
Gretel: It 's a good price , but I have a question . I have the Verrocchio 's office money here . I do n't mind to fight you , but there is something we can do . How do you sound like one hundred thousand for not having seen us ?
Sister Eda: Do n't fuck with us ! , we are n't errand girls .
Gretel: How about _ one hundred and fifty thousand _ ? What do you think ?
Sister Eda: Well ... What we do , Revy ?
Revy: Do n't panic , Eda . We 'll take it all , eighty thousand , one hundred fifty thousand and their lives .
Output: CURRENCY
Wyatt:  How about that ?
Ivy: Its no Jesus walking on water , I give it a _ six _ .
Wyatt: That 's a nine !
Ivy: Okay , 8.5
Output: OTHER
Bartleby Gaines:  Glen since when have you been working at the kwik and stop ?
Glen: since I got boned HARD by every college I applied to
Bartleby Gaines: why what happened ?
Glen: some political crap I got a _ zero _ on my SAT 's .
Sherman Schrader: you do know you get 600 points just for signing your name right ?
Glen: ... aw DAMNIT !
Output: REFERENCE SAT
Lee Harvey:  Shit , yeah , man , look , you keep fuckin ' around , you gon na get that scholarship to Yale taken away from you . Be stuck up there at Stanford with those goddamn sling - blade motherfuckers .
Jamaal: Shit , motherfucker , you be lucky to get accepted to Duke , gettin ' a 1430 on yo ' SATs .
Lee Harvey: Motherfucker , you know I had the flu .
Jamaal: The flu , my ass ! You had a motherfuckin ' aneurysm to get a _ 1430 _ !
Output: OTHER
Gomez Addams:  You know , Tish , dinner just is n't the same without Fester .
Morticia Addams: He 'd sit here after he was _ one _ , smiling and dabbing his mouth .
Gomez Addams: And then he 'd belch and blow out a window or two !
Output: AGE
Detective Nina Cassady:  You blew a _ 0.13 _ . You 've been placed under arrest for DWI .
Mitch Carroll: Screw you , sugar tits ! I have powerful friends who will crucify you and your people for even putting your hands on me ! Can you hear that , behind the mirror ?
Output: OTHER
Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III:  Now , if I had a chance to see the past , I 'd jump at it . I always wanted to meet a stegosaurus .
Lieutenant Malcolm Reed: He 'd probably make a quick meal of you .
Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III: The stegosaurus was an herbivore .
Lieutenant Malcolm Reed: If I could travel back in time , I know exactly what year I 'd pick : 1588 .
Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III: What happened in 1588 ?
Lieutenant Malcolm Reed: England defeated the Spanish Armada .
Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III: Oh , I 'm sure someone named Reed had a lot to do with that .
Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III: If
Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III: I had a chance to see the past , I 'd jump at it . I always wanted to meet a stegosaurus .
Lieutenant Malcolm Reed: He 'd probably make a quick meal of you .
Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III: The stegosaurus was an herbivore .
Lieutenant Malcolm Reed: It seems like we were just in here ...
Lieutenant Malcolm Reed: If I could travel back , I know exactly what year I 'd pick .
Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III, Lieutenant Malcolm Reed: _ 1588 _ .
Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III: How 'd I know you were gon na say that ?
Lieutenant Malcolm Reed: I think we 're spending far too much time together .
Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III: Now
Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III: , if I had a chance to see the past , I 'd jump at it .
Lieutenant Malcolm Reed: I always wanted to meet a stegosaurus .
Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III: He 'd probably make a ... quick meal of you .
Lieutenant Malcolm Reed: Stegosaurus was a herbivore ...
Output: REFERENCE year
Ashka:  Tell me everything you know about Paul 's world .
Riana: I did n't see much . I was n't there long .
Ashka: But you told Correon that everything is faster and more powerful . That 's right , I 've been following you ever since you arrived .
Riana: Paul 's world is huge . I hardly saw any of it .
Ashka: What about these thinking computers , how do they work ?
Riana: It depends on what software you have .
Ashka: I do n't understand . What do they look like . Do they have to be fed ?
Riana: They 're not alive .
Ashka: Could I carry _ one _ ?
Riana: You ca n't go to Paul 's world . You 're not going to stop me this time , girl .
Output: OTHER
Andy Flynn:  Where is Phillip Stroh ?
Markos Christakis aka Burning Man: Phillip ? He 's not in jail ?
Louie Provenza: At the moment , no .
Markos Christakis aka Burning Man: I haven't seen Phillip since I was twenty . Of course , he would call from time to time to congratulate me and encourage my great work , the work of gods . I am a god . You know that , right ? I am Mars come to life .
Louie Provenza: Obviously . But even gods can be betrayed . Stroh betrayed you . He helped us . Stroh is how we caught you .
Andy Flynn: And if you could tell us where Stroh is right now , and if you have any idea what he 's up to , we could make things easier for you .
Markos Christakis aka Burning Man: I 'm sorry . Phillip was nothing more than an advisor , really . I can only assume he did what he told me to do .
Andy Flynn: And what was that ?
Markos Christakis aka Burning Man: To prepare for my escape long before I needed _ one _ .
Markos Christakis aka Burning Man: To have plenty of cash hidden somewhere safe , another identity , weapons . Oh , and most important ... never leave a witness . Never , ever leave a witness .
Output: REFERENCE escape
Phoebe Halliwell:  You would never cast a smart spell . 24 hours , from 7 to 7 , I will understand all meaning from here to heaven . Spirits , send the words from all across the land . Allow me to absorb them through the touch of either hand . For 24 hours , from _ 7 _ to 7 , I will understand all meaning of the words , from here to heaven Oh , and P.S. there will be no personal gain . Abaca : Stronger fiber obtained from a banana leaf . Zygote : A cell formed by the union of two gametes . Cool !
Output: OTHER
Rebecca Bunch:  Where are you from again ?
Josh Chan: West Covina , California .
Rebecca Bunch: I remember that - that 's near the beach , right ?
Josh Chan: Yeah , only two hours ... well , _ four _ in traffic .
Output: REFERENCE hours
Dr. Lance Sweets:  Now this first victim Sarah Tidwyler was a member of the class of _ 94 _ ?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: And the second victim was killed just before the reunion of the same class that does n't sound like a coincidence to me . Cops here agreed to keep everything quiet until we ID the victim and catalog the evidence .
Dr. Lance Sweets: And this Ray Buxley was a prime suspect in 94 ?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Yeah , he was high school custodian , but they did n't have enough to hold him .
Dr. Lance Sweets: Lives alone , low status job , obsession with gruesome crime stories , surrounded by teenage girls . Very creepy . It 's like Freddy creepy .
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Yeah , well I 'm gon na go check him out .
Dr. Lance Sweets: Since you 're trying to keep the town from another wave of collected hysteria , I would n't suggest announcing your FBI - status .
Special Agent Seeley Booth: We go undercover !
Dr. Lance Sweets: Exactly .
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Since Bones was already invited to the reunion , we get more information if sh 's seen as an alumni .
Dr. Lance Sweets: Alumna , yes .
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Yeah , great . Correcting my Latin ; not the best way to make friends .
Dr. Lance Sweets: Sorry .
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Great , OK . see you later Sweets .
Output: YEAR
Ronald Spiers:  What is it ?
Carwood Lipton: Nothing .
Ronald Spiers: Well , I 'd better get back to Battalion before they disappear . You want to ask me , do n't you ?
Carwood Lipton: Ask you what , sir ?
Ronald Spiers: You want to know if they 're true or not ... the stories about me . Did you ever notice with stories like that , everyone says they heard it from someone who was there . But then when you ask * that * person , they say * they * heard it from someone who was there . It 's nothing new , really . I bet if you went back two thousand years , you 'd hear a couple of centurions standing around , yakking about how Tertius lopped off the heads of some Carthaginian prisoners .
Carwood Lipton: Well , maybe they kept talking about it because they never heard Tertius deny it .
Ronald Spiers: Well , maybe that 's because Tertius knew there was some value to the men thinking he was the meanest , toughest son of a bitch in the whole Roman Legion .
Carwood Lipton: Sir
Carwood Lipton: ? These men are n't really concerned about the stories . They 're just glad to have you as our CO . They 're happy to have a good leader again .
Ronald Spiers: Well , from what I 've heard , they 've always had _ one _ . I 've been told there 's always been one man they could count on . Led them into the Bois Jacques , held them together when they had the crap shelled out of them in the woods . Every day , he kept their spirits up , kept the men focused , gave 'em direction ... all the things a good combat leader does . You do n't have any idea who I 'm talking about , do you ?
Carwood Lipton: No , sir .
Ronald Spiers: Hell , it was you , First Sergeant . Ever since Winters made Battalion , you 've been the leader of Easy Company . Oh , and you 're not going to be First Sergeant much longer , First Sergeant .
Carwood Lipton: Sir ?
Ronald Spiers: Winters put you in for a battlefield commission , and Sink approved on your behalf . You should get the official notice in a few days . Congratulations , Lieutenant .
Output: REFERENCE leader
Erin Strauss:  Agent Prentiss .
Emily Prentiss: Ma'am .
Erin Strauss: We understand that Agent Hotchner managed to separate himself from the rest of the team .
Emily Prentiss: He did n't " manage " to do that . When Marshall Kassmeyer was in the ambulance ...
Erin Strauss: ... Agent Hotchner volunteered to ride along ...
Emily Prentiss: ... to get answers before he lost consciousness .
Erin Strauss: Why did n't you go with him ?
Emily Prentiss: It did n't seem necessary .
Erin Strauss: Did he tell you that ?
Emily Prentiss: Is that what you 're looking for ? A way to blame this on him ? What good could that possibly do ?
Erin Strauss: Agent Hotchner was looking for an opportunity to separate himself from the team , and he found _ one _ .
Emily Prentiss: That is n't the truth !
Erin Strauss: He was desperate and he did n't want someone with a clear head to stop him .
Emily Prentiss: Is there a question in there somewhere ?
Output: REFERENCE opportunity
Skye:  I have a small question , because I 've been feeling like the tag - along hayseed rookie , but now I 'm getting the sense that Ward does n't know which _ one _ 's Simmons and which one 's Fitz , and they 've seen even less gunfire than me and , I 'm no rocket scientist but ... is this your first mission together ?
Jemma Simmons: No , of course not , it 's our second .
Skye: I was your first ? That 's sweet .
Output: PEOPLE
Madame Delphine LaLaurie:  Butler . I 've done what you asked .
Spalding: You got it ?
Madame Delphine LaLaurie: Paid a king 's ransom for it , too .
Spalding: Oh . Whoa . An authentic _ 1895 _ Armand Marseille Dream Baby . You 're sure this is the original gown ?
Madame Delphine LaLaurie: There 's a certificate of authenticity in there somewhere .
Spalding: This was a very limited run , you know . Dieter Hoffbonner designed the gowns himself .
Madame Delphine LaLaurie: Grown man , taking pleasure in a doll baby . It 's unsavory . All right , I did my part . Now before somebody notices that half the silver 's gone missing , you give me what you promised me .
Spalding: Yes . The potion that will render the voodoo queen mortal and allow you to end her life . A few capsules dissolved in her drink .
Madame Delphine LaLaurie: Ben ...
Spalding: Shhh ! No . Never speak it aloud .
Madame Delphine LaLaurie: It 's that powerful ?
Spalding: You have no idea .
Output: YEAR
Bill Maher - Host:  When I masturbate , my tiny hands make my penis look bigger .
Bill Maher - Host: I
Bill Maher - Host: do n't drink alcohol . I cause others to drink alcohol .
Bill Maher - Host: Not
Bill Maher - Host: only do I read the Bible , the Book of Revelations mentions me by name .
Bill Maher - Host: '
Bill Maher - Host: Mar - a - Lago ' is Spanish for ' House of Douche ' .
Bill Maher - Host: I
Bill Maher - Host: saved the box Melania arrived in so I can return her when she turns _ fifty _ .
Bill Maher - Host: I
Bill Maher - Host: never actually believed Obama was born in Kenya , because I thought the name of the country was Kayne .
Bill Maher - Host: Sometimes
Bill Maher - Host: late at night , I worry that my obsessive self - aggrandizement and self - promotion are symptoms of inner weakness and a transparent , childish impulse that everyone can see . I worry they 're laughing at how obvious is it that I am an abandoned , frightening child swirling in a black emptiness . But then I tweet shit about my poll numbers and I feel better .
Bill Maher - Host: I
Bill Maher - Host: cry at moves . Because they 're integrated .
Bill Maher - Host: The
Bill Maher - Host: original name for Trump Tower was My Big Shiny Penis Building .
Bill Maher - Host: I
Bill Maher - Host: like things made of gold more than every Persian combined .
Bill Maher - Host: I
Bill Maher - Host: can peel a banana with my feet .
Bill Maher - Host: When
Bill Maher - Host: I get bored around the office , I make Chris Christie dance around in a diaper .
Output: AGE
Marcus Conway:  Detective , I would think very carefully before making these kinds of accusations .
Kate Beckett: Mr. Conway , I am not making any accusations . I am simply stating fact . We have a witness that heard you threatening Ella Hayes , and another _ one _ that saw you near where she was killed .
Richard Castle: Right about the same time she ended up that way .
Kate Beckett: You need to explain yourself .
Output: REFERENCE witness
Paul Smecker:  How many bodies , Greenly ?
Detective Greenly: Eight .
Detective Greenly: Ah , shit ! I forgot about that _ one _ ! Nine ! Nine ?
Paul Smecker: While Greenly 's out gettin ' coffee , anybody else want anything ?
Detective Greenly: Shit .
Output: REFERENCE bodies
Richard Castle:  Hi .
Lanie Parish: Nuh - uh , you do not get to say hi to me . I 'm just doing my girl a favor .
Richard Castle: You too , huh ?
Lanie Parish: Well what did you expect ? Beckett spent the first three years of being a cop trying to solve her mother 's murder . It took everything she had to put it behind her . You could n't respect that ?
Richard Castle: What was I suppose to do ? Not tell her what I found ?
Lanie Parish: What you found ?
Richard Castle: Oh she did n't tell you , did she ? Three people were killed the same way her mother was , right about the same time . One of them was a former law student of hers , another _ one _ a documents clerk , the third one a lawyer for a non - profit .
Lanie Parish: Wait , the M.E. at the time did n't make the connection ?
Richard Castle: If he did , he buried it .
Lanie Parish: Did you talk to him ?
Richard Castle: He died four years ago . So you see why I had to tell her .
Lanie Parish: What did she say ?
Richard Castle: That we were done , and then she just walked -
Output: REFERENCE people
Troll male:  I kill two dwarfs in the morning .
Troll male: I kill two dwarfs at night .
Troll male: I kill two dwarfs in the afternoon
Troll male: And ' den I feel all right .
Troll male: I kill two dwarfs in time of peace and two in time of war .
Troll male: I kill two dwarfs before I kill two dwarfs .
Troll male: And ' den I kill _ two _ more .
Output: REFERENCE dwarfs
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee:  I was sorta married once - - nice girl , good cook , biiig chest . Then I went walkabout , and when I came back , she 'd gone .
Sue Charlton: How long were you gone ?
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Couple of months .
Walter Reilly: Try _ eighteen _ .
Sue Charlton: And she did n't wait ? Humph - strange girl !
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Yeah !
Output: REFERENCE months
Reverend Will Dexter:  Every day , here and at home , we are warned about the enemy . But who is the enemy ? Is it the alien ? Well , we are all alien to one another . Is it the _ one _ who believes differently than we do ? No , oh no , my friends . The enemy is fear . The enemy is ignorance . The enemy is the one who tells you that you must hate that which is different . Because , in the end , that hate will turn on you . And that same hate will destroy you .
Output: PEOPLE
Jenny:  Why are you crying ?
Gertrude: Oh , leave me alone .
Skids: Suit yourself .
Gertrude: Do n't leave me alone ! I 'm so unhappy . If only I had my time over again ...
Skids: You 'd be over _ twenty _ .
Jenny: Look Gertrude , we 've all got our problems . I mean , I never even knew who my father was .
Gertrude: You mean he ran off and left your mother ?
Jenny: No , he was just kinda secretive .
Output: AGE
Elena Fisher:  So ... On a scale of 1 to 10 , how scared were you that I was gon na die ?
Nathan Drake: ... 4 .
Elena Fisher: 4 ?
Nathan Drake: Yeah . Why ? 4 .
Elena Fisher: A 4 ... You were at least an 8 .
Nathan Drake: 8 ?
Elena Fisher: You were a total 8 .
Nathan Drake: An 8 ? Those guardian things were an 8 ...
Elena Fisher: Are you kidding me ?
Nathan Drake: Yeah , those were terrifying .
Elena Fisher: Then what 's a _ 10 _ ?
Nathan Drake: ... Clowns ...
Elena Fisher: ... CLOWNS ? Over my DEATH ?
Elena Fisher: My word ... You thought I was dead .
Elena Fisher: Yes . Yes you did , I saw you shed tears . You shed a bunch of them .
Nathan Drake: Tears ?
Elena Fisher: Hmm , hmm .
Nathan Drake: It was raining .
Elena Fisher: No , it was not ...
Nathan Drake: You were unconscious and it was RAIning ...
Elena Fisher: It was totally sunny out , you were balling ...
Nathan Drake: No it was n't sunny , you were unconscious !
Elena Fisher: Whatever ... I kept your tears in a jar . I have proof .
Nathan Drake: I 'll give you 5 . How 's that ?
Output: OTHER
Malory Archer:  No . I am not sharing a room with you .
Ray Gillette: No , I 'm sharing it with you , and it 's the last one in the hotel . No view , but it 's got two queens .
Malory Archer: Where 's the other _ one _ , greasing up in the bathroom ?
Output: REFERENCE queens
AniMat:  How many times was this movie rewritten again ? _ Seventeen _ ? Yeah ! I think it needs a few more !
Output: REFERENCE times
Jill Wagner - Host:  This is gon na take until I 'm _ 35 _ until we 're done ... which is , um , eleven more years .
Output: AGE
Dr. Ray Barnett:  What 's the big hurry ?
Neela Rasgotra: Zoe 's here , she 's in exam two .
Dr. Ray Barnett: She is ?
Neela Rasgotra: Yes , she is . Oh , and I almost forgot . She 's fourteen years old .
Dr. Ray Barnett: Shut up .
Neela Rasgotra: She was born in 1990 , Ray .
Dr. Ray Barnett: What ?
Neela Rasgotra: That 's the decade immediately preceding the one that we 're in .
Dr. Ray Barnett: Are you for real ?
Neela Rasgotra: Yes . And in prison math , I believe _ fourteen _ equals 5 to 10 ?
Dr. Ray Barnett: Where is she ?
Neela Rasgotra: Exam two . And here 's the kicker , Jerry Lee , your prepubescent penis pal has Chlamydia .
Dr. Ray Barnett: I had no idea she was that young !
Neela Rasgotra: Young ? She 's still teething . Although , I do n't know , maybe you enjoy that .
Dr. Ray Barnett: She did n't say anything , how was I supposed to know ?
Neela Rasgotra: Take her out for coffee , converse with her a bit , before you start boffing and handing out house keys !
Dr. Ray Barnett: I do n't card my dates , okay ?
Neela Rasgotra: Oh , well maybe it 's time that you started .
Dr. Ray Barnett: 1990 ?
Neela Rasgotra: It was a very good year for Chlamydia .
Output: OTHER
Dave Attell:  Have you ever been laid by a midget ?
Jim Norton: No , I 've never even spoken to _ one _ . I 'm afraid it 's catchy .
Output: REFERENCE midget
Lamont Sanford:  Pop , since you was _ 10 _ , you smoked a cigarette 41 miles long .
Fred Sanford: That 's real super king sized ai n't it ?
Lamont Sanford: 41 miles . That 's like you smoked a cigarette from here to Disneyland .
Output: AGE
Jenny:  But back to business : eggs , shaving cream , toilet paper . Without candy , I 'm afraid your house is a bulls - eye with shingles .
Zee: Nice try . It 's not my house .
Jenny: Babysitter ?
Zee: Mmm - hmm .
Jenny: Okay , let 's cut the crap . Maybe the parents you work for left you forty dollars in emergency money ...
Zee: Maybe they left me thirty .
Jenny: Maybe you give me _ twenty _ , I write a receipt for thirty , and you pocket ten .
Zee: Maybe ... and I want two extra bags of peanut clusters .
Jenny: One bag , and I 'll toss in a licorice whip .
Zee: You 're good .
Output: CURRENCY
Elaine Frye Cavanaugh:  I tried to instill discipline in June . Do well in school , practice your piano . And Roger would come right along behind me and spoil her with candy and sleepovers . That 's why I divorced him .
Detective Elliot Stabler: Yeah , well , it 's a tough world out there , you ca n't screw around .
Elaine Frye Cavanaugh: Clearly you have children .
Detective Elliot Stabler: I 've got _ five _ .
Elaine Frye Cavanaugh: Then you know perfection is n't easily attained .
Output: REFERENCE children
Boomstick:  When Luigi wants real firepower , he busts out the Poltergust _ 5000 _ , a handy vacuum cleaner which can somehow kill ghosts . It can KILL that which is already DEAD .
Wizard: He ai n't afraid of no ghosts .
Wizard: Scratch
Wizard: that , he 's afraid of all ghosts , bugs , water , flowers , the sun . Luigi is a coward and does n't even try to hide it . Granted , his fears are usually justified ... usually .
Boomstick: He 's also pretty clumsy , which you 'd think would make a terrible combination . But like the Chinese Drunken Master style , Luigi harnesses awkwardness to make himself even more vicious . He 's more powerful than he seems , murdering Goombas and Koopas by the hundreds every day .
Output: OTHER