A bored Alice (KristÃ½na KohoutovÃ¡) narrates to herself a series of events and characters that portrays a surreal tour into Wonderland, starting with a taxidermically stuffed White Rabbit coming to life, dressing up from a hidden drawer and escaping from its glass box. Alice follows the Rabbit inside a desk on top of a hill that appears next to the room, and soon after she finds herself heading downstairs in an elevator displaying strange household items to finally fall into a room with a tiny locked door at the lower base of a large door.Alice shrinks and enlarge her size by drinking from an ink bottle and eating from a cookie that suddenly appears. Frustrated by still being unable to go through the tiny door where the Rabbit wanders, an enlarged Alice floods the room with her tears. Then, a sailing mouse docks on her head and tries to prepare a cooking fire with her hair. A displeased Alice submerges and the mouse swims away. Soon after, she is able to go through the door by shrinking again with some cookies that produce out of nowhere in the waters.She finds herself at the banks of a brook in the countryside, and encounters the White Rabbit who mistakes her for "Mary", her maid, and commands her to find the rest of his attire in his rabbit-cage-like house. While looking, she accidentally enlarge herself by eating candies labeled "Eat Me", and is unable to move due to her size. Much to the Rabbit and other surreal animals horror, they try to kick the giant Alice out of the house. Alice resists, and the Rabbit angers after she kicks away a skull-head lizard stuffed with sawdust. They finally emprison the girl by submerging her in a pot of milk, which cocoons her into an "Alice-like" shell and they lock her away inside a storage.Alice escapes her "Alice cocoon" and decides to be mindful onwards. She finds the key of the storage inside a sardine can and continues her journey into a hallway with many doors. In them, she meets a sock-like Caterpillar inbetween a room swarming with sock-like worms; follows baby cries that turned out to be a piglet's from inside a dollhouse stormed with breaking plates and pots; and a teaparty mechanically proceeding without end and hosted by a Hare stuffed animal, a wooden-puppet Hatter and a teacup-slurping ferret. Then, the Hatter produces the White Rabbit from inside its hat, the rabbit flees upstairs and Alice follows him.She finds a colorful paper garden behind bedclothes hanging in an attic. Suddenly, cards march in the garden followed by the King and Queen of Hearts. The Queen angrily commands the White Rabbit, her servant, to decapitate two fencing Jacks. A cardplaying Hatter and Hare are sentenced likewise, only to exchange their heads and keep playing. Suddenly, the Queen imposes Alice an invitation to play crocket using flamingos and hedgehogs, which ends without reason. Then, the White Rabbit delivers a trial transcript to a puzzled Alice. She presents into a room where she is being judged for eating the Queen's tarts, which are displayed untouched in the room. Alice tries to explain herself and the Queen continually demands to sentence and decapitate her, but the King commands them to follow the script - noting that Alice admits the "crime". Annoyed, Alice starts eating the tarts and the King and Queen angrily demand the girl's head. A startled Alice asks "But which one?", while shapeshifting her head into other characters.Then, Alice finds herself waking up in the room from the beginning. She gazes all the household objects that portrayed Wonderland throughout her narration and, finally, to the broken and empty glass box of the Rabbit. And after finding a pair of scissors inside the hidden drawer, she narrates to herself "He's late as usual, I think I'll cut his head off".
Output: Question: Who does Alice end up with, Joe or Douglas?, Answer: <No Answer>