i heard actor skeet ulrich discussing this film in a couple of interviews , and in both instances , he felt the strange compulsion to compare it a little series of films called lethal weapon .
now , i personally remember those films as a ) starring a major motion picture star b ) being funny c ) having great action sequences
d ) great chemistry e ) decent character development .
hmmm .
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. okay .
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now on to my review of chill factor .
plot :
a graveyard shift regular working joe and ice cream truck driver fall onto a malicious plan by an ex - army general , to propose a nuclear device to international prospects .
when the device suddenly falls into their reluctant laps , they must keep it cool on ice , and rush it over to an army base , before the contraption ticks over 50 degrees fahrenheit , and kills millions of people .
critique : " speed on an ice - cream truck " is probably the pitch that was used to sell this one - tone movie to its backers , but unfortunately , the only way that anyone could compare this film to that tension - filled , original two hours of cinema , is in its distinct honor of being the complete opposite of what that film , and the lethal weapon movies , stood for .
this film is seasoned in cliches , with plenty of badly written dialogue
, over the top acting from cuba gooding jr . , zero chemistry between the two leads , and horribly tacky bad guys , tossed in to complete an overall bad movie recipe .
my friend and i enjoyed watching this movie to a certain extent , because some of the lines in it were so bad and obviously " written " , that we just had to crack up .
that , and the formula for the film 's script which followed
the proverbial 1 - 2- , and you guessed it . . .
3 scenario !
and what about all those catchy , hip names to get us to relate to the characters . . . .
" elvis " and " nighshift " , oh what talent lies in the minds of these screenwriters ( and yes , it actually took two guys to come up with this regurgitated drivel ) .
it is unfathomable to me as to how actors skeet ulrich and cuba gooding jr . got involved in this one - week - old - blue - cheese - smelling project
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did they actually think that it would boost their careers , or did they know that the script sucked , but discounted any fall from grace , knowing full well that the stack of cash in their back pockets would pad their fall ?
most probably the latter .
have you seen either fled or bulletproof ?
well , despite the slight differences in plot , the essentials are basically the same here .
you get a black guy and a white guy being chased by a bunch of people , having no choice but to work together to get somewhere , hating each other at first , but over time , learning to respect one another as individuals . yawn .
add to that , the fact that our film actually has bad guys who are all dressed in black , drive black cars and black vans , and run around with all kinds of telecommunicative devices sprinkled around their head .
not too conspicuous , eh ? call me a party - pooper , but as much as i like a nice cheezy movie as much as the next guy , this film just does n't even try to do anything original or reasonably entertaining .
one cool scene with a boat careening down a mountainside , and another with a nuclear device obliterating everything on an island , do not a fun , buddy - action flick make .
show cuba the money , everybody ! : ) little known facts about this film and its stars : this is not a little known fact or anything , but damn , is it just me or does skeet ulrich look an awful lot like great - looking actor johnny depp ?
skeet 's real - life nicknames include chester , skeeter and mosquito .
he stands 6'1 " , was born in north carolina , and got married in 1997 to that sex - kitten actress from clay pigeons ( 7 . 5/10 ) , georgina cates .
they own a farm together in virginia and seven dogs .
skeet has a long scar on his chest from open - heart surgery done when he was 10 to correct a ventricle defect .
actor cuba gooding jr . was born in the bronx , new york .
in 1984 , he break - danced during the closing ceremonies of the olympic games in los angeles .
he stands 5'10 " .
actress hudson leick , who plays one of the " bad guys / girls " in his movie , is better known from her role as " callisto " on the popular tv series " xena : princess warrior " .
this film reportedly had a budget of $ 40 million ? ?
i 'm not exactly sure where all this money went , but it certainly did not register onscreen .
interestingly enough , director hugh johnson , who makes his big screen debut with this film , was the cinematographer on the 1996 film white squall and the 1997 demi moore vehicle ,
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jane ( 6 . 5/10 ) .
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