hollywood is a pimp .
a fat , cigar - smoking chump wearing a fur hat and 12 gold chains around its fat , hairy chest .
all of its stars and starlets are an evil brood of scum - sucking vampires looking for the next percentage take , the next summer blockbuster , the next casting couch to audition on . pumping out comic - book adaptations , terrible sequels to mediocre films , and remakes of foreign films to the nearest american movie multiplex mall theater equipped with thin walls and bad sound systems .
how much longer can the works of peckinpah , fassbinder , fuller , castle , preminger , and lee be placed and forgotten in the wrong sections of the local blockbuster stores ?
how many more silver and weinstein films
can we enduring in this stinky , decaying state of american cinema ?
but now , from john " i do n't give a shit what you think about my movies " waters , comes the siren call to all frustrated filmmakers and aficionados : cecil b .
demented ,
a warped and twisted tale of how far a filmmaker will go to create a personal vision of internal and social revolution .
stephen dorff , in a career - defining role , is cecil b .
demented ,
a crazed director devoted to making the most radical underground film .
together with his film production cult , the sprocket holes - who wear tattoos of peckinpah , lee , fuller , castle , anger , fassbinder , preminger on various parts of their bodies as badges of honor , they kidnap a hollywood movie starlet , played with perfect ridiculousness by melaine griffith , and force her to take the starring role in demented 's film .
with no budget and no contracts for extras , demented and his crew take to the streets for production of raving beauty , a crass terrorist film about an angry owner of an independent theater and her brood out to destroy the mainstream film business . using " ultimate reality " - with real bullets , real people , and real terror - demented and his crew of misfits attack a mall theater , terrorize the maryland film commission and crash a movie studio shooting a certain sequel to a really annoying tom hanks film .
demented 's crewmembers are maimed and killed , popcorn machines are used for target practice , and no one can have sex until the film is complete .
it 's like bowfinger , only , you know , good .
the film moves with zigs and zags like the magic bullet of kennedy 's assassination .
the zeal of demented 's cause catches quickly and conveys the urgent message of " doing something , anything , for the accomplishment of artistic motivations .
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the crewmembers all hold the quirkiness common in water 's previous films - pink flamingos , hairspray , polyester , pecker -- and speak in the choppy , jaded dialogue used frequently by waters .
it is as if water 's script strips away the unnecessary dialogue common to most pretentious indie films and just delivers the goods .
cecil takes such warped avenues of expression that it seems like it might actually outdo itself .
you can see how a major studio might take this film , re - edit it , cut a deal with the remaining crew members who are still alive , and make a few sequels , a la the blair witch project .
but that 's for the future .
overall , the ride is fantastic ; it 's one of water 's best films to date and this year 's fight club for filmmakers .
director / writer :
john waters starring : stephen dorff , melaine griffith , alicia witt , adrian grenier , larry gilliard jr . , mink stole , ricki lake , kevin nealon producers : john fielder , mark tarlov , anthony delorenzo , joe caraccio jr .
Output: P