Fact1: passive closeted gay man works as loan officer in bank, Fact2: Denniston 's forced to take client out to stripper bar, Fact3: Teutonic lesbian puts campers through regimen of physical training self-defense instruction and verbal abuse designed to toughen them up, Fact4: guys go to Matt 's place Shaken, Fact5: Matt 's preparing for Butch Camp while trying to get hold of Rod and to decide whether to help old bank with sting operation against Mister Pickwick
Output: Matt Grabowski Denniston is a passive closeted gay man who works as a loan officer in a bank. He awakes one morning to find that his roommate has moved out, stealing all of his furniture. Hes assigned a loan application for Mister Pickwick, an important client, and pressured to approve it despite the client not really qualifying. Hes forced to take the client out to a stripper bar and after an uncomfortable time there, hes gay bashed on his way home. All of these incidents inspire Matt to sign up for Butch Camp to learn how to stand up for himself. Butch Camp is run by Samantha Rottweiler Tenuta, a Teutonic lesbian who puts campers through a regimen of physical training, selfdefense instruction and verbal abuse designed to toughen them up. Rottweiller characterizes straights as the enemy and under the theory know thy enemy requires campers to learn straight lingo mostly slang terms for vaginas and sports terminology. Rottweiler sends campers out on assignments in the straight world, like making them hang out in straight bars. On one such assignment, Matt meets hairdresser Janet Cockswell Roberts and her boyfriend Rod Teresi. He becomes friends with Janet; Rod is initially somewhat resentful of him but eventually warms up as the three hang out more. Matt finds himself developing a crush on Rod. Janet, not realizing Matt is gay, sets her sights on him. Janet gets him to her salon under the false pretense of a fight with Rod and seduces him. Rod finds out about it and he and Janet argue, with dialog implying that Rod might be gay himself. A day or two later, Rod runs into Matt and confronts him. As they start to talk it out with Rod implying that he knows Matt is gay theyre suddenly confronted by an armed robber who inexplicably forces them to strip before running off. Shaken, the guys go to Matts place and have some drinks. They talk and Rod, noticing that Matt is bruised and sore, offers him a back rub. The massage becomes more sensual until Rod becomes ill. Suddenly Janet shows up. Rod hides while Janet tries to seduce Matt again, but Matt comes out to her instead and she leaves, but only after Matt agrees to remain friends with her. Rod, blaming the alcohol, also leaves. At work, Matt refuses to approve the questionable loan and the bank manager fires him. Depressed, he avoids Rod and Janet for weeks. Meanwhile, Rod breaks up with Janet and comes out to one of his friends, who drops him. Rod sneaks into Matts apartment. Rod wants to be with Matt but Matt is worried about having his heart broken again. Rod leaves with the situation unresolved. Matts preparing for his Butch Camp final exam three hours in a bar where gay bashers hang out while trying to get a hold of Rod and to decide whether to help his old bank with a sting operation against Mister Pickwick. On his way to the exam he stumbles across his old manager, crossdressed, being beaten by the same basher who attacked Matt. Using what he learned at Butch Camp, Matt defeats the basher. Rod, hearing of Matts actions, tracks him down. They reconcile over a romantic dinner and dance together at the restaurant. They go back to Matts place and make love. Matt helps his old bank execute the sting and his boss, grateful for his help and for his rescue and discretion, hires him back with a promotion. Back at work, Matt spots a Butch Camp flyer on a coworkers desk and smiles encouragingly. At Butch Camp, Matt graduates and is awarded the Medal of Honor for removing the basher from the streets. The film closes with the Butch Camp graduates marching in Chicagos annual gay pride parade.