Fact1: strange drug has been reported to induce zombie-like effects, Fact2: film then fast forwards in time to Earth inhabited by zombies, Fact3: Hunter meets hostile Death Angel, Fact4: survivors have not been infected by Natas, Fact5: flirty Debbie attempts to make out with Hunter but Alison walks to hand him can of cola before coercing Debbie to leave Hunter alone
Output: The film opens with a news report on Natas, a strange drug which has been reported to induce zombielike effects in those who consume it. The film then fast forwards in time, to an Earth mostly inhabited by zombies. The Hunter Martin Copping drives along a postapocalyptic wasteland and meets a hostile Death Angel. The zombie is reduced to purplish goo after Hunter rams his car at it. He proceeds to stop at a deserted filling station to fill his cars empty gas tank. Hunter enters the stations convenience store to check out any available supplies, but is ambushed by invading zombies. He eliminates them all after a gory battle and downs his sorrows by gulping a bottle of tequila. It is revealed that Hunters daughter and wife have both died. Resuming his journey, Hunter unknowingly ventures into the turf of the survivors, who have not been infected by Natas. Thinking Hunter is a zombie, an unknown assailant takes a shot at him. Hunter survives nevertheless and is greeted by survivor Fast Lane Debbie Jade Regier upon regaining consciousness. A flirty Debbie attempts to make out with Hunter but fellow survivor Alison Clare Niederpruem awkwardly walks into the room to hand him a can of cola, before coercing an annoyed Debbie to leave Hunter alone. Outside, Debbie accuses Alison of being a slut. The latter woman throws back the same insult and they start to quarrel. The audience is then introduced to Father Jesus Danny Trejo, a pastorlike zombie slayer and leader of the survivors colony. As the survivors assemble in a small room to have a meal together, a groggy Hunter joins the crowd and gets to formally know the other survivors. Alison and Hunter start to get romantically passionate with each other. All is well until a wave of normal zombies and a monstrously large zombie somehow make their way into the survivors camp. The survivors are able to fend off the normal zombies but the gigantic zombie is seemingly unstoppable to the point that even bullets dont faze it. Jesus rushes in to save them and is able to mutilate the hulking zombie with his axe by slicing off its arm. However, Jesus is unable to defeat him wholly and as a result, the zombie slices off his head. The remaining survivors scramble into a car and drive off to an airport in hopes of being able to find a working aeroplane to fly off with. The zombies, unshakable, still manage to track them down. Consequently, all of the survivors, except for Alison, Hunter, and Alisons brother Ricky Jason K. Wixom, are killed. Mustering their courage, they confront the zombies and begin shooting them. At last, only the giant zombie is left. Having run out of bullets, Hunter is impaled by the sharpclawed zombie. Nonetheless, he miraculously finds the energy to detonate a grenade, wiping out the creature and destroying the rundown airport. Just as the bomb explodes, Alison and Ricky climb into a truck and drive off to safety. Alison vows to always remember Hunter and his courageous deed, echoing that he had finally found what he yearned for — peace. In the aftermath of the explosion, Hunter is shown to be still alive. He explains that he feels cursed as the zombies never seem to be able to kill him and decides to take his own life before the credits roll.