Fact1: self-absorbed and dim-witted but good-natured Derek Zoolander In is ousted as top male fashion model by rising Hansel New York City, Fact2: Hansel goes to native New Jersey to attempt to reconnect with working class father by helping them in coal mines, Fact3: fashion mogul Jacobim Mugatu and Derek 's agent Maury Ballstein are charged by fashion industry with finding model, Fact4: Derek headquarters masked as is conditioned to attempt assassination day spa, Fact5: Matilda feeling partially responsible for becomes suspicious of Mugatu 's offer Derek 's retirement
Output: In New York City, the selfabsorbed and dimwitted but goodnatured Derek Zoolander is ousted as the top male fashion model by the rising star Hansel, and his reputation is further tarnished by a critical article from journalist Matilda Jeffries. After his three roommates and colleagues are killed in a freak gasolinefight accident, Derek announces his retirement from modeling. He goes to his native New Jersey to attempt to reconnect with his working class father Larry and brothers Luke and Scrappy by helping them in the coal mines. Dereks delicate methods make him an impractical miner, and his family rejects him. Meanwhile, fashion mogul Jacobim Mugatu and Dereks agent Maury Ballstein are charged by the fashion industry with finding a model who can be brainwashed into assassinating the new progressiveleaning Prime Minister of Malaysia, allowing them to retain cheap child labor in the country. Though Mugatu has previously refused to work with Derek for any show, Derek returns to New York City and accepts Mugatus offer to star in the next runway show. Mugatu takes Derek to his headquarters, masked as a day spa, where Derek is conditioned to attempt the assassination when the song Relax by Frankie Goes to Hollywood is played. Matilda, feeling partially responsible for Dereks retirement, becomes suspicious of Mugatus offer and, tipped off by an anonymous caller, tries to enter the spa, but is thrown out. Matilda tells her concerns to Derek once he leaves, but he ignores her. Matilda follows Derek to a prerunway party, where, upon being challenged by Hansel, Derek loses to Hansel in a walkoff judged by David Bowie. Matilda receives another anonymous call to meet at a nearby cemetery. Matilda along with Derek find the anonymous caller is hand model J.P. Prewett, who explains that the fashion industry has been behind several of historys political assassinations, including Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy and the brainwashed models are soon killed after they have completed their task. Katinka, Mugatus tough henchwoman, and her aides attack the group, forcing Derek and Matilda to flee. They go to Hansels home, the last place they believe Mugatu will think to look. Derek, Hansel, and Matilda bond. Matilda admits the reason she hates models is because she was bullied as a child for being overweight and developed bulimia, and that she believes models hurt peoples selfesteem. Derek and Hansel resolve their differences while partaking of Hansels collection of narcotics and participating in group sex with Matilda and others. While recovering, Derek also finds that he is falling in love with Matilda. Derek and Hansel break into Maurys office to find evidence of the assassination plot, but they cannot operate his computer to find them. Taking Matildas words literally, that the files are in the computer, Hansel physically takes the computer while Derek leaves for the show. Matilda tries to intercept Derek before the show, but Katinka thwarts her. As Derek takes the runway, Mugatus disc jockey starts playing Relax, activating Dereks mental programming. Before Derek can kill the Prime Minister, Hansel breaks into the DJ booth and deactivates the music. Expecting to reveal the hidden files, Hansel attempts to expose the assassination plot by smashing Maurys computer on the floor, thereby destroying the evidence. Mugatu attempts to cover up the incident, but Maury offers to turn over the evidence of the assassination plot after years of guilt for his complicity in the conspiracy. Mugatu attempts to kill the Prime Minister himself by throwing a shuriken, but Derek stops him by unleashing his ultimate model look, Magnum, that stuns everyone and causes the shuriken to freeze in the air in front of Dereks face and fall harmlessly to the floor. In Dereks rural hometown, Larry is watching the event on TV, and proudly acknowledges Derek as his son. Mugatu is arrested, and Derek is thanked by the Prime Minister. A few years later Derek, Hansel, and Maury are shown as having left the fashion industry to start The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Cant Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too. Derek and Matilda now have a son named Derek Zoolander Jr., who has already developed his first modeling look.