Fact1: Craig fights with robber trashing apartment while making frantic futile attempts to wake Day-Day, Fact2: robber escapes with Craig and Day-Day 's Christmas presents and rent money, Fact3: police come to get report same morning, Fact4: couple of baseheads rob Money Mike 's store, Fact5: gang of thugs begin to chase Craig and Day-Day
Output: The movie begins when a robber Rickey Smiley, disguised as Santa Claus, breaks into Craig Ice Cube and DayDays Mike Epps house at 3:37 AM on Christmas Eve. Craig fights with the robber, trashing their apartment while making frantic, futile attempts to wake DayDay. The robber escapes with Craig and DayDays Christmas presents and rent money. The same morning, the police come over to get a report. After the police leave, Ms. Pearly Bebe Drake comes in and says that if the two dont pay their rent money by the end of the day, she will evict them. Furthermore, she promises to send her homosexual exconvict son, Damon Terry Crews, who just got out of prison after twelve years, after them if they dont pay in a timely manner. The same day, Craig and DayDay get jobs as Top Flight Security Guards from Moly Maz Jobrani, the property manager and owner of a notoriously squalid doughnut shop and the shopping center that they are assigned to patrol. Later that day, they meet Donna K.D. Aubert and Money Mike Katt Williams, who run a fledgling shop called Pimps and Hoes. The shopping center is also the home of a BBQ rib restaurant called Bros. BBQ, owned by the cousins fathers, Willie John Witherspoon and Elroy Don D.C. Curry. A couple of baseheads try to rob Money Mikes store and Craig and DayDay catch them both. Mike offers them a cash reward, but Craig denies it and instead invites him to his party. Willie and Elroy are having trouble with some of the children. When one of them kicks Elroy, he retaliates by taking out a belt and starts a series of beatings on the kids. Then, a gang of thugs, supposedly the grandsons of some carolers that were chased off by DayDay for loitering in front of the corner store, begin to chase Craig and DayDay, but, unable to catch them, they proceed to beat Moly for hiding them, resulting in the two quitting after witnessing what happened to Moly, throwing their uniforms in the dumpster and ultimately getting fired from their jobs. As revenge, Willie rats Moly out to the Department of Health. Craig and DayDay throw a rent party later that night to recoup their stolen money and stay in their apartment. While Money Mike is in the restroom, Damon attempts to sexually assault him, but fails when Money Mike grabs his testicles with pliers. Damon then proceeds to chase him when he tries to run away. Also Ms. Pearly comes on to Craigs father when he uses her bathroom, causing Craigs mother to attack Ms. Pearly when she catches the two. Craig and DayDay see the robber and give chase, running into other obstacles and are ultimately unsuccessful. Eventually, the robber gets run over by Pinkys limousine. The movie then ends when Craig and DayDay retrieve their Christmas presents and tie and gag the robber up on a chimney. During the credits, it is revealed that Craig and Donna hooked up after Craig returned, Damon is still chasing Money Mike throughout the hood, and that Ms. Pearly tried to stop the party by calling the police, but they left after receiving marijuana as a bribe.