Fact1: Kitty Bellairs comes to Bath for season, Fact2: path is strewn with number of conquests including enamored highwayman, Fact3: Varney is in love with Kitty himself, Fact4: film progresses to city of Bath, Fact5: Kitty places love note addressed to her in conspicuous place with lock of red hair
Output: Kitty Bellairs Claudia Dell, a famous flirt of her day, comes to Bath for the season. Early on in the film she declares that in spite of her thirty or forty affairs, Ive lost not a bit of my virtue. Her path is strewn with a number of conquests, including an enamored highwayman, a lord and some others who hang on her every word. A highwayman stops her coach as she is on her way to Bath and is immediately raptured by Kitty Bellairs. He trades the loot from the passengers for a kiss from Kitty who feels she should yield in order to save the life of Lord Varney Walter Pidgeon, who has gallantly come to defend her honor. In spite of this, Lord Varney draws his sword and ends up losing the fight when he loses his sword, upon which the highwayman declares, Blood is not a pretty sight for tender eyes, Retrieve your sword while I go about my business. He proceeds to kiss Kitty who declares she considers herself not to have been kissed at all, upon which the highwayman kisses her several times and slips a ring on her finger leaving her enraptured. Lord Varney, however, is in love with Kitty himself but is extremely bashful and shy. The film then progresses to the city of Bath, where the inhabitants sing an amusing song about their daily lives, and the proceeds to a dance which Kitty is attending. She meets Captain OHara Perry Askam who declares his love for her. When Lord Varney approaches and asks for his dance from Kitty, Captain OHara declares that it was his dance and whisks her away. Lord Varney is approached by his friend who laughs at his shyness. Nevertheless, Lord Varney declares his love for her and decides to write a love poem to Kitty. The film then proceeds to the next day and we see Kitty being tended to by her maid while chatting with her hairdresser about her three lovers. She describes them and asks his opinion on whom she should choose. The film then proceeds to the house of Lady Julia Standish June Collyer on whom Kitty is paying a call. Lady Julias husband is neglecting her and Kitty gives her advice on how to make her husband interested once again. Her husband, Sir Jasper Standish Ernest Torrence arrives from a trip to find her dressed elegantly as if expecting a caller. Meanwhile, Kitty places a love note addressed to her in a conspicuous place with a lock of red hair and leaves the house. Through a welter of songs into which the principals break at short intervals she at length decides on a lord instead of a highwayman. Lord Varney, hearing that Kitty was visiting Lady Standish, comes to call on Kitty at Lord Standishs house. Lord Standish immediately assumes that he is fooling around with his wife and insults him so that he must fight a duel according to the code in order to uphold his honor. The report of the scandal soon flies through the town and we are taken to a bath where everyone is talking about the supposed affair. Kitty happens to be there and as soon as she hears the story she begins to fear for the life of Lord Varney, whom she now realizes is the one she really loves. Through a welter of songs into which the principals break at short intervals, as well as outrageous PreCode comedy, satire and drama, Kitty and Lord Varney are at length united. The film contains several examples of PreCode humor. In one scene, an obviously gay hairdresser is talking to Kitty Bellairs about her love affairs. Kitty asks him which man she should choose and the hairdresser says she should choose the highwayman because he prefers a manly man. In another scene, Kitty teaches her friend how to get her husband to pay attention to her. Her instructions include wearing Parisian negligee and finding another lover.