Fact1: space armada from Mars known as Imperial Atomic Space Navy fights interstellar war against long-time enemy, Fact2: incompetent crew of small Martian spaceship from Civilian Asteroid Patrol intercept distress signal, Fact3: sheriff finds out about aliens, Fact4: Wrenchmuller cash in on Martians existence in to save farm, Fact5: ship 's hyperdriver starts to go into meltdown threatening to create black-hole
Output: The space armada from Mars, known as the Imperial Atomic Space Navy Battle Group Seven, fights an interstellar war against their longtime enemy, the Arcturans. The armada is forced into battle by Enforcer Droids, tasked to keep the Martian soldiers in line, despite objections by some that it wont work. Meanwhile, an incompetent crew of a small Martian spaceship, from the Civilian Asteroid Patrol, intercept a distress signal from the fleet, followed by a Halloween rebroadcast of Orson Welles 1938 The War of the Worlds radio dramatization. Mistaking this for a real invasion and not wanting to miss out on the glory, they land their ship in the tiny community of Big Bean, Illinois and begin their invasion of Earth. The ships smartmouthed pilot, Blaznee, with more common sense than the others, doesnt think its a good idea, but he is ignored by the rest of the crew: Captain Bipto, the overzealous optimist of the group; Lieutenant Giggywig, the ambitious, knowitall hothead; Dr. Ziplock, the careful and calculating scientist; and Corporal Pez, who is overeager, yet timid. They search for the invasion fleet they think has already landed. Because its Halloween, everyone assumes they are just kids in very good costumes. Eventually, though, a few locals realize the truth. Among them is the town sheriff Barr, his daughter Richards and an elderly farmer named Wrenchmuller Royal Dano, on whose farm the Martians have crashlanded. The sheriff finds out about the aliens when his deputy records their ship doing 3,000 mph. The deputy tracks down the ship to give the occupants tickets for having no license, no registration, no headlights, no taillight, no wheels, and going 2945 miles over the posted limit. The sheriffs daughter, Kathy, discovers the aliens when they join a group of trickortreating kids. She befriends the Martians ScoutinaCan, a small robot that folds up into a sphere and is considered smart, efficient, easy to use and expendable. Mr. Wrenchmuller tries to cash in on the Martians existence in order to save his farm. Captain Bipto gets hit by a truck and turns a gas station attendant named Vern into his robotic slave. Giggywig, Ziplock and Pez try to blow up the towns CoOp and instead just heat up a silo of corn kernals, creating a gigantic hot air popcorn popper. Kathys new friend, Brian the Duck captures Blaznee by hitting him with a trashcan lid. He then tries to help the alien repair his ship. Wrenchmuller tries to blow the ship up and gets trapped in a paralyzing beam. The desperate Martians try to blow the Earth up using the D.O.D. Doughnut Of Destruction, but it falls apart instead. The Martians finally realize they made a horrible mistake. Things get worse when the ships hyperdriver starts to go into meltdown, threatening to create a blackhole. Their ships Enforcer Drone wont let them leave, making things even more complicated. The humans manage to destroy the Enforcer Drone with dynamite and help the grateful invaders return to space. As an unintentional gift the Martians jettison their ships sewage tank while flying over Wrenchmullers field to lighten the load on their ship so that they can reach gravitational escape velocity. The alien manure rejuvenates the droughtstricken farmland and turns the regular green beans for which the town is famous into gigantic, 6 foot tall pods, enabling Wrenchmuller to save the town from greedy realestate developers. As the Martians head home Captain Bipto suggests they go to Arcturus to help torture prisoners, which is shot down by the rest of the crew.