Fact1: Peter Gaulke is host of unsuccessful nature program called, Fact2: Danny dresses up as seal to get good angles While gets attacked by shark stopping to shoot show on sea lions, Fact3: Peter and Fred Outside get into trouble with local Hispanic gang hospital, Fact4: group does n't have money to hire him, Fact5: Dick Though agrees to lead group through jungle hesitant and not willing to give up
Output: Peter Gaulke is the host of an unsuccessful nature program called Strange Wilderness. When they meet with network head, Ed Lawson, they learn that the show is threatened with cancellation due to the low ratings, inappropriate footages and poor quality since the death of Peters father the show original host. While coming up with ideas to keep the show on the air, Bill Calhoun an old friend of Peters father comes to him with photos of Bigfoot hiding in Ecuador and possesses a map to his cave. Peter is excited but also learns that his rival Sky Pierson, host of a more successful wildlife show, will pay Bill 1,000 for the map. Unable to pay the amount, Peter tells Bill that he will have the money and pay him in a week at his mountain cabin. Peter along with his crew, Fred Wolf soundman, Lynn Cooker equipment manager, Danny Gutierrez RV driver, and Junior camera man start preparing for the long trip. They also bring in two new people: Whitaker, a former car mechanic now hired as the animal handler, and Cheryl, a travel agent. While stopping to shoot a show on sea lions, Danny dresses up as a seal to get good angles but gets attacked by a shark and ends up hospitalized. Outside the hospital, Peter and Fred get into trouble with a local Hispanic gang, get their front teeth knocked out and go to a local dentist. These incidents result in the groups funds being drained. The group arrive three days to Bills cabin and learn that he already sold the map to Pierson. However, he manages to make a copy of the map since Pierson studied the map under one of Bills security cameras. He also manages to acquire the help of renowned tracker, Gus Hayden, but the group doesnt have the money to hire him. While urinating in the bushes, Peter is attacked out of nowhere by a mother turkey and ends up with his penis inside the birds mouth. The group rushes him to a hospital to remove the turkey off his penis. The group stops the doctor from cutting the turkeys head off when a wildlife ranger and his son, who are the turkeys owners, say there is a 5,000 reward for the birds return. The group continue their journey and eventually reach Ecuador where they meet up with Dick, a friend of Bill and explorer, who takes them to Gus Hayden. The next morning, however, they wake up to find that Gus has left, stolen their equipment, and Cheryl has gone with him. Though hesitant and Peter not willing to give up, Dick agrees to lead the group through the jungle. During the night, Cheryl catches up with the group where she explains that she saw Gus stealing their equipment and pretended to run off with him so she could convince him to give her the map. The next day while crossing the river, Dick gets attacked and eaten by piranhas. They also come across Piersons camp and find that he and his team have been killed by local pygmies. The group then gathers the camps equipment and eventually reach Bigfoots cave. While filming, a confused Bigfoot steps out and ends up getting gunned down when the group was scared at his presence. Not sure how to end the show in a good way, Cooker comes up with the idea of showing Bigfoot committing suicide. They return to the studio to show Lawson their footage, where he berates them for their ridiculousness and cancels the show. This leads to a huge fight within the group. A year later, Peter gets a visit from Milas the original cameraman and a friend of his father and encourages him to revive the show. Peter gets everyone back together and they make an episode about a shark attack. They show the episode to Lawson, who decides to put the show back on the air since people love shark attacks and Piersons death gives them no competition. The film ends with captions explaining that Strange Wilderness became successful again and six months later, they went searching for the Lock Ness Monster.