Fact1: financial publisher Chris Thorne agrees to escort her to consult client in Atlantic City on following day, Fact2: Chris takes detour off of New Jersey Turnpike ultimately ending up in run-down village of Valkenvania, Fact3: group After is captured before Dennis 's 106-year-old grandfather running stop sign and subsequently attempting to escape pursuing officer Dennis Valkenheiser, Fact4: Judge is holding them there out of revenge, Fact5: Diane makes it out of house and into property 's salvage yard
Output: While hosting a party in his Manhattan penthouse, financial publisher Chris Thorne Chase meets lawyer Diane Lightson Moore and agrees to escort her to consult a client in Atlantic City on the following day. Thornes clients, obnoxious but wealthy Brazilian siblings Fausto and Renalda Squiriniszu, meet up with them and invite themselves along. Chris takes a detour off of the New Jersey Turnpike, ultimately ending up in the rundown village of Valkenvania. After running a stop sign and subsequently attempting to escape pursuing officer Dennis Valkenheiser Candy, the group is captured and taken before Denniss 106yearold grandfather Judge Alvin Valkenheiser Aykroyd. After Chris offends the judge, he traps the yuppies in a hidden room under his courthouse to be judged the next day, and they overhear the judge violently executing a group of convicted drunk drivers in a deadly roller coaster nicknamed Mr. Bonestripper. Chris, Diane and the Brazilians attend the judges dinner, learning that the Judge is holding them there out of revenge for a coal deal which the Valkenheiser family blames for their poverty. The group attempts an escape, but Chris and Diane are captured by Alvins mute granddaughter Eldona also Candy. Meanwhile, being chased by Dennis triggerhappy cousin, Miss Purdah, the Brazilians escape by cutting a deal with Dennis, who decides to escape with them. The Judge holds Chris and Diane hostage, but they eventually escape, get lost through hidden hallways and slides and become separated. Diane makes it out of the house and into the propertys salvage yard; here, she meets two trolllike creatures by the names of Bobo and Lil Debbull, the judges severely deformed grandchildren. Earning the creatures friendship, Diane catches glimpses of Eldona destroying Chriss BMW 733i. Chris sneaks into the Judges personal quarters but is quickly caught. Valkenheiser punishes him according to house policy, which decrees that Chris must marry Eldona. Meanwhile, in the court room, Digital Underground is being held on charges of speeding, but the Judge releases them after being charmed by an impromptu rap performance. He also asks them to stay as witnesses for the wedding, which Chris reluctantly goes through with in exchange for his life, but is later caught pleading the band to help him escape. The band leaves without understanding him, and a furious Alvin sentences Chris to die in Mr. Bonestripper. The machine breaks down the instant before Chris is fed into it, and he escapes. The Judge nearly kills Diane with another claw contraption, but Chris retrieves her at the last second and the two jump on a freight train back to New York. After the two report their plight to the authorities, the Judges courthouse is raided by local and state police. Chris and Diane are asked to accompany the officers to the site, only to find out that the officers involved are fully aware of and in league with the Judge. The couple escapes when the areas underground coal fires cause a collapse, destroying the town. Chris and Diane return to New York, but Chris sees the judge on television, brandishing Chriss drivers license, announcing that he and his family plan to move in with his new grandsoninlaw in New York.