Fact1: Nick is coming up with crazy ideas to get rich, Fact2: Nick 's wealth continues to grow, Fact3: Nick 's wife decides to run for state senate, Fact4: series of unfortunate events including Tim 's family getting holed up in J-Man 's mountain cabin leads to horse 's carcass being lost in rain storm, Fact5: Vanderpark is going to Rome for debut of Vapoorize there
Output: Tim Dingman Ben Stiller and Nick Vanderpark Jack Black are best friends, neighbors and coworkers at 3M. Nick is constantly coming up with crazy ideas to get rich quick, and when he invents Vapoorize, a spray that instantly removes dog feces, he actually succeeds. As Nicks wealth continues to grow, so does Tims envy, as he had initially scoffed at the idea and squandered an opportunity to invest and become megarich himself. Nick is blissfully unaware of Tims jealousy, and his generosity only serves to make Tim more envious of him. Meanwhile, Nicks wife Natalie Amy Poehler decides to run for state senate but is continually plagued by questions about her husbands product. After Tims wife Debbie Rachel Weisz and children temporarily leave and he is fired from 3M, Tims jealousy reaches new levels. In a bar, he meets JMan Christopher Walken, a bizarre drifter, who lends a sympathetic ear and offers advice. After a drunken night out, Tim accidentally kills Nicks beloved horse, Corky, and buries the horse in his abandoned swimming pool. Nick offers a 50,000 reward for the return of his horse. JMan and Tim concoct a plan whereby JMan would discover the horse and claim the reward, splitting the proceeds. However a series of unfortunate events, including Tims family getting holed up in JMans mountain cabin, leads to the horses carcass being lost in a rain storm. Nick reveals to Tim that he is going to Rome for the debut of Vapoorize there, and gives Tim the opportunity to join him in a 5050 partnership, which he accepts. JMan finds out that Tim is now rich, and, feeling betrayed, tries to blackmail him. After confessing to his wife, now enjoying her rich lifestyle, Tim agrees to pay JMan; however, JMan ups his demands and asks to be Tims partner. Tim accidentally shoots him in the back with an arrow and JMan, believing that Tim has tried to kill him, backs down in fear. Tim eventually confesses all to Nick who forgives him for his jealousy and agrees to continue with the partnership; however, at a press conference for Natalies electoral campaign where she promises to withdraw her candidacy if it is proven Vapoorize is harmful to the environment in any way, Corkys body is seen floating down the nearby river. The animals postmortem reveals that the horse was not killed by the arrow as previously thought but actually poisoned by a byproduct of Vapoorize, used by Tim to treat his garden after Corky came to eat the apples off of his tree. The veterinarian informs the pair that she is obliged to notify the Environmental Protection Agency, and Vapoorize is immediately pulled from the market. Nick and Tim almost lose all their wealth and glory, until Tim comes up with an invention of his own: Pocket Flan, inspired by Nicks familys love for the dessert. JMan is shown in the audience of Tim and Nicks infomercial for Pocket Flan, apparently reconciled.