Fact1: cartoon is story within story, Fact2: Daffy Duck is fed up with comedy, Fact3: clumsy Scarlet Pumpernickel save Melissa from being married to man Grand Duke under Lord High Chamberlain 's, Fact4: Chamberlain decides to marry Melissa in exchange for killing Scarlet Pumpernickel, Fact5: Grand Duke in pursuit of stops for respite at inn Scarlet
Output: The cartoon is a story within a story. Daffy Duck is fed up with comedy and wants to try a dramatic act instead. He offers a script to Warner Bros. chief Jack L. Warner  whom he addresses, as most people did, as J.L.  called The Scarlet Pumpernickel, which he wrote himself under the name Daffy Dumas Duck. As Daffy reads the script to J.L., the cartoon cuts away to various scenes and then back to J.L.s office. Each time, Daffy announces a page number. By the cartoons end, the script has exceeded 2,000 pages movie scripts much in excess of 100 pages were usually rejected as too long back in those days. In this script, the clumsy Scarlet Pumpernickel Daffy must save the Fair Lady Melissa from being married to a man she does not love, the Grand Duke Sylvester under the Lord High Chamberlains Porky Pig orders. Melissa loves Scarlet, but her happy mood is extinguished in a heartbeat when the Chamberlain orders her to Keep away from that masked banddddddesperadddddthat masked stinker! The Chamberlain gets a brilliant plan and decides to marry Melissa to the Grand Duke in exchange for killing the Scarlet Pumpernickel. As planned, the Scarlet Pumpernickel is drawn to town to interrupt the wedding. He arrives disguised as a noble and uses the disguise to research and develop his plan for rescuing Melissa. Storming the wedding ceremony through the use of a Ye Little Olympic Highjumper a pin and a jab in the posterior as she is walking up the aisle, he is instantly successful as Melissa tears herself from her fathers arms and runs from the chapel, dragging Scarlet with her and shouting, Help, Scarlet! Save me! Scarlet responds, as an aside, So whats to save? Scarlet takes her back to the inn where he is staying, and leaves briefly. The Grand Duke, in pursuit of Scarlet, stops for respite at the inn and spots Melissa on the staircase. As he corners her with malicious intent, Scarlet swings in. Notably in this segment of the plot there is a running gag in which Daffy compares his own daring stunts with those of Errol Flynn. The Grand Duke and the Scarlet Pumpernickel engage in an intense duel, but no conclusive ending is given as to who ultimately wins the battle and what happens at the end. Daffy, as the scriptwriter, either having only thought of the beginning and middle of the story or lost the rest of his script underneath a huge pile of pages, and being pressured by the enthusiastic J.L., overdoes the ending as an unlikely series of random and accelerating natural disasters; a broken dam, a cavalry charge through the resulting flood, an erupting volcano, and skyrocketing food prices most notably kreplach, to which J.L. asks, Is that all? At his wits end, Daffy shoots through his hat in exhaustion, as if representing the Scarlet Pumpernickel committing suicide, commenting, Its getting so you have to kill yourself to sell a story around here.