Fact1: America and Russia In merge containing mutated strain of males forming USSSR north, Fact2: Council of Universe fearing for everyone 's safety appoints Fred Hero, Fact3: Fred firsts starts off with USSSR, Fact4: Fred falls in love with nation 's female mascot, Fact5: Liberty decides to return to Comrade
Output: In 1995, World War III begins; Italy annihilates Libya, which destroys Israel. Africa bombs Germany, which in turn attacks France. Luxembourg conquers England. Sweden destroys itself. The Russians decide to liquidate the Americans, who unleash their nuclear fleet, leaving only two continents on the verge of World War IV. In the north, America and Russia merge, containing a mutated strain of males, forming the USSSR. In the south, all that is left of womankind retreat to their territory of Vaginia. The armies of these two nations are soon at odds with each other as they perfect their most destructive weapons capable of destroying the universe. The Council of the Universe, fearing for everyones safety, appoints Fred Hero, a retired superhero now working as a garbageman to diplomatically calm the situation down. He is given a powerful light bulb that makes him invincible. Fred firsts starts off with the USSSR and tries to persuade the nations leader, the ComradeInChief, to get rid of all of the bombs. The ComradeInChief sees Fred as a lunatic and whispers to his three minions to fetch the guards. While hes waiting, The ComradeInChief explains to Fred that all of the men lost their asses during World War III. The women were safe underground. When the war was over, and the women came back up and saw the men without their asses, they just laughed. The ComradeInChief plans to destroy Vaginia with their weapon The Big One  a missile shaped like a penis. After the history lesson, Fred accidentally meets and promptly falls in love with the nations female mascot, Liberty. Fred escapes the Comrades lair with Liberty. When theyre finally alone, Fred wishes to marry Liberty, but Liberty finds out that Freds married. Liberty is shocked and decides to return to the Comrade. Fred then flies over to Vaginia and meets the multibreasted leader Una. Fred once again tries to get the leader to make peace with the opponent, but this time, Una agrees, but only if he and her have sex. Fred is unable to withstand her advances, and unable to please her complex body. With no hope for peace and mad with rage at the idea of being separated from Liberty, Fred inadvertently starts the Fourth World War. While the two nations fight, Fred eventually decides to try to win Libertys heart back and save the universe. Liberty is taken on board The Big One, which starts to rise as Fred hurries to her rescue. He manages to get on board and escape with her to the safety of a tropical island. As the two missiles circle above the sky, this gets the two nations extremely horny for each other. While they have sex on the island, Fred tries to get back with Liberty, who still declines Freds offer, due to Fred still being married. Just then, Fred gets a message from his wife, who says that shes seeing another man, Freds Conan the Barbarianlike coworker. Fred and Liberty run toward each other with open arms. As they hug, the two bombs collide and explode in a cosmic orgasm. The entire universe is destroyed. God notices this and doesnt care. Fred and Liberty survive, and they both have sex in a lone cloud, beginning their new life together.