Fact1: cowardly sheep farmer named is dumped by Louise as result of withdrawal from gunfight, Fact2: Lewis and Anna arrive in Old Stump, Fact3: Louise 's new boyfriend challenges Albert to county fair shooting contest, Fact4: Albert and Anna After kiss before heading home leaving dance, Fact5: Anna threatens to continue killing unless him next day
Output: In 1882, in the town of Old Stump, Arizona, a cowardly sheep farmer named Albert Stark Seth MacFarlane is dumped by his girlfriend Louise Amanda Seyfried as a result of his withdrawal from a gunfight. He prepares to leave for San Francisco, believing that the frontier offers nothing for him. Meanwhile, infamous outlaw Clinch Leatherwood Liam Neeson robs and kills an old prospector Matt Clark for a gold nugget. He orders his righthand man Lewis Evan Jones to escort his wife Anna Charlize Theron to Old Stump to lie low while he continues his banditry. Lewis and Anna arrive in Old Stump under the guise of two siblings intending to build a farm, but Lewis is arrested after shooting the Pastors John Aylward son Dylan Kenin in a saloon. During the ensuing fight, Albert saves Anna from being crushed to death by two of the brawlers, and the two become close friends. They attend a county fair where Louises new boyfriend, the haughty Foy Neil Patrick Harris, challenges Albert to a shooting contest. Albert is defeated, but Anna steps in and defeats Foy. Foy mocks Albert, who angrily challenges Foy to a duel in a weeks time. Anna then spends the week teaching Albert how to shoot. During a barn dance the night before the duel, Anna slips Foy a Mickey. After leaving the dance, Albert and Anna kiss before heading home. Upon breaking out of jail and murdering the sheriff, Lewis witnesses the kiss and reports it to Clinch. On the day of the duel, Foy arrives late and goes into convulsions from the laxative he had unknowingly drunk. Albert, who has decided that Louise is not worth fighting for, once again forfeits the duel. He retires to the saloon, but Clinch arrives and demands to know who kissed his wife. When no one comes forward, Clinch shoots a nearby cowboy Ryan Reynolds. He reveals that Anna is his wife and threatens to continue killing unless his wifes lover duels him at noon the next day. Clinch later forces Anna to reveal Alberts name and then prepares to have sex with her, but she knocks him unconscious and escapes. Anna returns to Alberts farm, where he angrily shouts at her for lying to him. Clinch pursues Anna to the farm; Albert helps her escape, then escapes himself. While fleeing, he is captured by a tribe of Apache Indians, who threaten to burn him alive. The Indians spare him when he reveals that he can speak their language. They give him a bowl of peyote, which sends him flashing back to his birth and through painful events of his childhood before making him realize that he loves Anna. Meanwhile, Clinch recaptures Anna in town, in front of Edwards Giovanni Ribisi house. Albert returns to Old Stump and confronts Clinch. He wounds Clinch with a bullet poisoned with rattlesnake venom before his own gun is shot out of his hand, but he manages to stall until Clinch fatally succumbs to the poison. Louise attempts to win back Albert, but he rejects her and instead happily enters a relationship with Anna. Albert also receives a bounty for killing Clinch and uses the money to buy more sheep. Later at the Fair, the proprietor of a racially charged shooting game called Runaway Slave asks who would like to take a shot. Django Jamie Foxx steps up and shoots the man while commenting that people die at the fair.