Fact1: Best friends for life gym teacher Mike O'Hara and plumber Jimmy Flaherty are united by love of Boston and sports teams, Fact2: love of Boston and sports teams are playing last season in old Boston Garden, Fact3: Mike has moved in with Jimmy, Fact4: Jimmy and Mike stumble upon Jazz 's selfish one-man-show shooting guard at Boston nightclub, Fact5: Scott attempts to turn Jimmy against Mike
Output: Best friends for life, gym teacher Mike OHara Daniel Stern and plumber Jimmy Flaherty Dan Aykroyd are united by their love of Boston and its sports teams, especially the Boston Celtics, who are playing their last season in the old Boston Garden. When the Celtics drop Game 6 of the NBA Finals to the Utah Jazz, setting up a deciding Game 7 in Boston, Mike and Jimmy find themselves depressed and hopeless. On top of all this, Mike has moved back in with Jimmy after his wife Carol, fed up with his unhealthy obsession with the Celtics, left him and took their son Tommy with her. Jimmy and Mike stumble upon the Jazzs selfish, onemanshow shooting guard Lewis Scott Damon Wayans at a Boston nightclub. Hoping at first to get him drunk enough so hell be hungover for Game 7, Mike and Jimmy pose as Utah fans. This however leads to them running into their idol Larry Bird as himself, who scolds them for being what he thinks are fair weather fans. However, the pair get more than they bargained for when the next morning they end up kidnapping Scott after he wakes up at Jimmys apartment. The two decide to hold Scott until after the game, reasoning that if they are going to prison, they might as well help the Celtics win in the meantime. Scotts streetwise, arrogant ways contrast with Jimmy and Mikes bumbling bluecollar lifestyle. He derides them for being washedup losers, and insinuates Mike is only after him because he is jealous of Scotts fame and ability. Mike, on the other hand, berates Scott for his behavior on and off the court, including starring in a campy Oscar Mayer hot dog commercial and skipping practices. Scott attempts to turn Jimmy against Mike, and, when this fails, escapes, only to be foiled by an antagonistic cabbie and a local cop, Kevin Paul Guilfoyle, both fellow Celtics fans. Ultimately, Mike challenges Scott to a game of oneonone and the pair is incapacitated well before the final game is set to begin. Before he runs off, Scott presents the pair with a dilemma, they must root for him and hope the Jazz win, otherwise he will turn them both in to the police. Mike reconciles with his wife and son, knowing he might be going to prison, and Jimmy says goodbye to his grandmother. At the game, the two convince the other Celtics fans they are only pretending to root for the Jazz, and the first half ends with the Celtics leading. Mike, who knows the Jazz are losing because Scott refuses to pass the ball, gives him a pep talk from the stands, and Utah closes the gap to one point with a little over 7 seconds remaining. With one play left and the Jazz with the ball, Mike and Jimmy choose life over the Celtics, rooting for Utah and rushing the court after they win. Approached by Kevin who earlier ignored his cries for help, Lewis denies Mike and Jimmy committed the kidnapping, saving them from prison. A few months later, Mike has promised his wife he would never interfere with an NBA Finals game again. But now its football season. He and Jimmy sneak into the hotel room of Deion Sanders at 3:00 a.m.