Fact1: group of Florida high school students plan on losing virginity, Fact2: sheriff turns out to be Porky 's brother, Fact3: Mickey is beaten so badly, Fact4: Porky are met by group of local police officers county line out of Porky 's brother 's jurisdiction, Fact5: Tommy manages to pull free and escape
Output: A group of Florida high school students plan on losing their virginity. They go to Porkys, a nightclub out in the Everglades, believing that they can hire a prostitute to satisfy their sexual desires. Porky takes their money, but humiliates the kids by dumping them in the swamp. When the group demands their money back, the sheriff, who turns out to be Porkys brother, arrives to drive them away, but not before his minions extort the rest of their money and cause them more embarrassment. After Mickey who returned to Porkys for revenge is beaten so badly he has to be hospitalized, the gang becomes hellbent on exacting revenge on Porky and his brother, eventually succeeding in sinking his establishment in the swamp. Porky and his men, joined by the sheriff, chase after the group, but they make it across the county line out of Porkys brothers jurisdiction, where they are met by a group of the local police officers, one of whom is Mickeys older brother Ted, and the high school band. After Ted repeatedly damages Porkys car, he says that all charges against Porky for driving an unsafe vehicle will be dropped if the nights events are forgiven. Because the boys were too young to be legally allowed in Porkys in the first place, Porky and his brother have no choice but to agree. The film ends with the group getting their revenge and Pee Wee finally losing his virginity. In a subplot, the boys also peep on female students in their locker room shower. After apparently several unsuccessful attempts, Tommy, Billy, and Pee Wee finally see several girls showering, but Pee Wee gives them away when he shouts at a particularly fat girl who has been blocking his view to move so he can see. While a few girls run out, most stay, finding the situation funny. To test their attitude, Tommy sticks his tongue out through his peephole, but gets it smeared with soap. Infuriated, he drops his pants and sticks his penis through the opening just before female coach Beulah Balbricker who has a running feud with Tommy walks into the shower area. Spotting the protruding member, she sneaks up on Tommy, grabs his protruding part and pulls with all her might. Tommy manages to pull free and escape, but Beulah is now determined to prove that the offending member which has a mole on it belongs to Tommy, going so far as to request that Principal Carter hold a policetype lineup of the boys in the nude so she can identify it. However, Carter balks at such a request, and while the other basketball coaches laugh almost uncontrollably, Coach Brackett suggests getting the police involved. When this gets even Carter laughing, Balbricker leaves in a huff. The film ends with Ms. Balbricker sneaking out of the bushes to ambush Tommy and actually dragging his pants down, but she is pulled off him by police and dragged away screaming that she saw it and that she can identify him. The film ends as Tommy breaks the fourth wall and saying Jeez! to the camera.