| Badlees, The | |
| The Unfortunate Result Of Spare Time | |
| The Unfunny | |
| Just be clever for clever's sake, starin' at the ceiling into shadow-fakes | |
| The circle-smokes in the ladies room only got you as far as the roles assumed | |
| A glimpse of the perfect crime is just a reverie away | |
| Whadaya say we hang there a while for expediency's sake? | |
| And fantasize the great demise of the unfunny | |
| Cut and dry, we'll bid good-bye to the unfunny | |
| Their personality inspires like a five pound bag of fertilizer | |
| Like living in a house with fifteen cats, you're unaware of the stench when a line goes flat | |
| A glimpse of the perfect crime is just a reverie away | |
| Whadaya say we hang there a while for expediency's sake? | |
| And fantasize the great demise of the unfunny | |
| Set 'em up, we'll drink a cup to the unfunny |