Word: asinicide Part of Speech: noun Etymology: From Latin asinus (“donkey, ass; idiot”) + -icide. In Laura Cereta (1997; see quotation), via nonce Latin asinicīda. 1. The killing of an idiot. Labels: humorous, rare, uncountable Example: The Sheldon Progress pays the following touching tribute to the Fessenden editors: The citizens of Fessenden held a mass meeting in the butcher shop and organized a cemetery association with “Sandy” Smith and Editors Maskery and Stickley on the board. There can no longer be any doubt as to the purpose that boneyard is intended for. Maskery and Stickley are going to commit justifiable asinicide and send their ’steemed contemporary, Mark Hunt, to join “Iconoclast” Brann—and Cicero—and Rousseau—and all the ancient and modern thought evolvers who contributed to the editorial columns of the Free Press. Then may the La Moure Chronicle ask what will we do without “this most picturesque figure in North Dakota journalism, Marcus Hunt—so opulent in self esteem: so rich in lore; so full of wise saws and modern instances; so full, too, of prunes and verbosity! Example: “The three kings of Washington Irving,” broke in Beano. “Bah, I guessed what you were driving at long ago, but hoped you’d have the good grace to sheer off. This is no weather for a lecture on history. So, if you’re found murdered here, blame yourself. If I’d been Carter, and Chard and Waters had held forth as you’re doing, I’d have let them fight it out over the ambergris or a greased pig; and would then have potted the winner for the sake of quiet. You can bet their row happened in July. July is the month for electric storms and brain-storms. There should be specially lenient penalties for July misdemeanours such as manslaughter in defence of one’s eardrums and asinicide.” / Crow smiled indulgently. “I’m glad to know how you feel about it. I was hoping for the best. It will save me from polluting the channel off Market Wharf with my mortal remains and thereby annoying the police.” / “What the⸺” / “Now don’t be profane or the Chamber of Commerce will wash out your mouth with sweetly lavendered soap. You approve asinicide. Good. I am inviting euthanasia by your steady hand and true midbrovian eye. Better weakly to bleed to death than to melt to extinction week by week. Prepare your lethal weapon while I hobnob for the last time with cabbages and kings.” 2. The killing (including by self) of an ass or donkey. Labels: humorous, rare, uncountable Example: The fact that there are two racing associations in the Mississippi Valley, the old Western Turf Congress and the new Western Jockey Club—both weaker and more offensive in smell than dish and ditch-water combined—are struggling for ascendency with a prospect of mutual asinicide, helps along the Bush inspiration, and it will be very easy to frighten horsemen from Charleston, and equally easy, when the scare had become effective, to remove the ban by a wave of the Bush digitals, altogether in the same manner as when the attempt was made to interfere with Bennings and Brother-in-Law Howland. Example: Last night a mule belonging to Maria Long, a negress, in the northern part of town, went wild from some cause. The mule kicked the stable all to pieces, jumped out of the wreck, ran to Cross creek, jumped in and drowned himself. Was it a case of asinicide?