CIA Plantains Los Plantanos Vs CIA imposter Plantains . Over the years Los Plantanos rose from humble beginnings in the South American jungle to be the most endearing duo in Kaiju Big Battel . As their popularity grew , the US government interpreted Kaiju ' s beloved freedom fighting Plantains as a threat to national security . The Homeland Security Guards were apparently afraid the Twin ' s revolutionary ideals would endanger an already unstable America . The popularity polls of Mr . President were way down as a result of a Coast Guard draft dodging scandal . Presidential aides warned Mr . President that the possibility of a Plantain revolt were low but could cripple his chances of re - election . Mr . President wasn ' t taking any chances , and in his own words he " let the dogs out on them Plantain boys . " The South American Sock Puppet Dictator had been trying to eradicate the Plantain brothers for years and was delighted when the Homeland Security Guards arranged a secret meeting to conspire to destroy their common enemy . The US government had been pulling the strings of the Sock Puppet Dictator for years so it didn ' t take more than a dozen Apache helicopters and a truckload of Goutendiva chocolate bars and K - rations to seal the deal . After a series of underground bunker board meetings , the CIA Imposter Plantains were raised on South American soil and trained with American dollars and CIA special ops field manuals . The CIA - Sock Puppet Dictator joint plan to destroy Los Plantanos was simple . First , steal their identity . Second , discredit their good name . Third , sway public opinion to support the death and / or long term imprisonment of Los Plantanos . The CIA Imposters successfully exploited North America ' s ignorance of true Plantain color and managed to go undetected for months posing as yellow freedom fighters named Pablo and Pedro . The two CIA Imposter Plantains quickly launch their campaign to besmirch the reputation of Los Plantanos . The Imposters dealt several blows to Los Plantanos ' credibility by vandalizing graveyards during the daytime , tripping girls on rollerblades in rush hour traffic and smashing fruit stands at every major transportation hub west of the Mississippi . After several weeks of unchecked Plantain chaos some people become suspicious of their curious yellow color . The CIA Imposter Plantains , concerned that their cover might be blown , decided to hit Los Plantanos with the big political guns , a public scandal . Armed with a deadly banana tree blight , bio - engineered in a Washington DC lab , the CIA Imposters Plantains launched hundreds of clandestine bio - terrorist attacks on banana farms all over the world . The CIA imposters wanted all fingers to point to Los Plantanos so they made sure to always plant plenty of evidence for authorities to find . Their most common " plants " included broken 22 Oz Corona beer bottles , big black mustache hair , and popular Los Plantanos slogans such as " Los Plantanos No Son Amarillo ! " and " Plantano Power Grande " spelled out with banana mush on walls . The CIA Imposters even left black and white photographs of what appeared to be the Plantain Twins injecting the poisonous blight into banana trees . Naturally , the good people of America were shocked by this unforeseen wave of Plantain terrorism . Not only was the American way of life threatened but America ' s God given right to banana splits was in jeopardy . America was thrust into a crisis as it realized life without the long yellow fruit would be unbearable . All evidence pointed to Los Plantanos as the culprits responsible for the banana butchery and anti - plantain sentiment swept the nation quicker than rumors of a Cuban missile threat . Government - controlled media fostered the " Plantain scare " with a month - long news series entitled , The Banana Killing Fields : Good Plantains Gone Rotten , The fact that Los Plantanos publicly celebrated their Plantain identity and championed Plantano Power did not help their case . Although Los Plantanos had made a commendable effort in educating the world on the differences between plantains and bananas , the spotlight of the international scandal put them in between a rock and hard place - a perilous position for soft - centered fruits . Days before Los Plantanos were to stand trial before a federal judge on 220 accounts of intent to eradicate , the CIA conspiracy was blown wide open at Ballroom Blitzed NYC . The CIA Imposters detained Los Plantanos and took their place as the hosts for the evening ' s fan contest . The CIA Imposters didn ' t know when to quit and tried to rob two fans of their wallets in front of 300 , 000 New Yorkers . Miraculously , Los Plantanos managed to untie themselves from their chairs backstage and rushed the Danger Cage to save the shocked audience from the Imposters . Los Plantanos revealed the CIA imposters as phony plantains and cleared their good name by delivering a beat down of epic proportions . Unfortunately the slippery bananas managed to escape before they could be brought to justice and the tropical fruit grudge match has raged on ever since .