Illegal Danish Info . The winner of five first place awards and one second place award in the Blizzard Xfire Movie contest hosted by Blizz ard and Xfire . It features a lot of WoW humor and a LOT of recompositing & video editing . Produced by Myndflame , the video was captured from live servers and modelviewer and is generally categorized as machinima . Watch it here . The name Illegal Danish is a reference to Forbidden Donut , an Alliance guild on the server where the footage was filmed . The song " MC Raiders " plays during the credits . Plot . An unsuccessful diabolical genius , High Warlord Van Kraken had to quit his job as a mechanic because no one was buying his gadgets . He began to sell potions in competition with another alchemist . He invented a formula for a new elixir which would sell for large amounts of gold , and had all but one critical ingredient : the Illegal Danish , a pastry held as a treasure by the guild which is named after it . Van Kraken created a robot that looked like an Illegal Danish guild member , Floivan . Illegal Danish was known to hold a guild meeting in Ironforge to discuss portal malfunctions . Thus , a video was shown to the members about the malfunctions , but the video turned into Higgins and Brother Munson ' s video at Southshore Beach . The guild then sees Floivan and almost chases him down . He then steals a tank and runs over Dirti , an annoying gnome rogue asking people to " join his guild " . After some mishaps , they end up in Stranglethorn Vale . Meanwhile Rasi and Basutei are told by the guild master to head to Astanaar to check out the spell disruptions . On the way , Basutei complains that a " feral " druid shouldn ' t be wearing healing pants . Basutei proceeds to flirt with Rasi at this time , at one point even attempting to persuade her to have sex with him . Meanwhile , Floivan and Dirti try to get to Ironforge . Rasi and Basutei arrive at Astranaar only to Find a Snacky Machine , which Basutei breaks open to " Fulfill the Prophecy " . Later they arrive to find Robot Floivan stealing the Danish . A battle ensues , Kiljoy joins the fray by jumping at the robot and yelling " Arcanite Reaper , HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! ! ! " , only to be blown up for moving in slow motion when everything else was normal . Basutei is then attached to Robo Floivan ' s magnet and launched into Club Thrall , Orgrimmar . Illegal Danish Two : Escape from Orgrimmar . In Episode 2 , Basutei falls through the roof of Club Thrall and is imprisoned ( naked except for his helmet ) . Putting on a dress , he is admiring himself in a mirror when an undead enters , in an attempt to do an escort quest . They manage to sneak out of the prison , but are thwarted just outside the gates . Back at Ironforge , Rasi tries her best to beat Mecha - Flovian piloted by Fogsworth ( while reading a pig - related indecent magazine ) , as Van Kraken orders him to return with the Danish . In an attempt to defeat Mecha - Flovian , Rasi uses her most destructive attack . . . flying up high in epic flight mode and ramming her giant bear butt on Mecha - Flovain , defeating him but letting Fogsworth escape . While this is happening , Puff and Lil ' Puff are doing stupid stuff with the guild like shooting an apple off of Puff ' s head with a pyroblast . When Rasi returns , she is angry that no one helped her and demands someone pay for her repairs . Puff and Lil ' Puff get into a fight on who does it while returning to where they thought the Danish was . On returning to the location , Rasi says the Danish was stolen , but Puff reassures her that it couldn ' t happen ; anyone who wanted it had to enter a code relating to Pi divided by their guild ' s last golf tournament , have to have the top three officers of Illegal Danish raise it from the depths of Ironforge ( if done improperly they ' d all blow up ) and they would have to defeat the Rocket Elf ! Turns out , Lil ' John skipped out on the defenses and only had Mr . Pilkington as a distraction . Elsewhere , Dirti and his guild ( a rabbit , a log and a mini - diablo that can conjure fire ) are out to raid Molten Core , but lose Loggi ( the log ) because the Mini - Diablo lights him on fire . Floivan comes back and asks Dirti what he ' s doing and they move out to go to Molten Core . After a little walking Dirti is picked up by a bird and dropped onto a blood elf named Linken ( not being the gnome known as Linken ) and robs him . He then meets a spirit who asks him to go on a quest to save " Zeldu " . Rather than go through the trouble , he merely takes the Master Sword and leaves . Back in Ironforge , Puff tells Rasi the secret of the Danish : It ' s the last one remaining after Stormwind fell , as King Llane had all Danishes destroyed , believing his was the reason the archers failed . Rasi laughs , asking if the guild was really to protect " some moldy old Danish " . Puff explains he had exaggerated the powers of the Danish , as they had needed warriors in the guild : " EVEN TOUCHING THE DANISH WILL GIVE YOU GOD LIKE POWERS ! " . Since no one was supposed to tell , it is believed a leak took place , the ass - toucher being to blame . The scene shifts to Floivan as he walks around Stranglethorn Vale trying to get home , complaining that his dad will be angry with him , when he hears a sound . Moments later , Murlocs with a Dwarf Steam Roller charge in and Floivan screams " MURLOCS " ! Back at Ironforge , Puff tries to tame a cat that Lil ' John kills ( to Puff ' s extreme annoyance ) and John claims he has found the " ass toucher " . Puff then begins to sing but stops himself and asks if everyone has their costume . John says they do and the scene then cuts to the H . M . S . Theramore . Then Puff sings his song ( http : / / myndflame . gameriot . com / videos / HMS - Theramore ) . The scene returns to Thrall and Basutei with the whole court filled with weapon wielding horde maniacs wanting to kill Basutei . He is attacked by an undead , so tries to use a Mechanical Yeti to save himself ( thinking it has the power of five gorillas } , which fails . Thrall tells him in order to escape , Basutei must challenge him to a single match of Super Snacks 2 , Championship Edition , a video game where you can play as any of your favorite Illegal Danish heroes ! Thrall picks himself but Basutei refuses , as he doesn ' t have 50 Silver to play . Instead , he picks up a broom and starts whacking Thrall with it . Thrall slams Basutei to the wall and shoots lighting at him . When Basutei looks up he sees two ghostly wolves charging at him , so he uses his Mechanical Yeti as a chew toy for them to fetch . Thrall then throws a mace at him which Basutei evades , only to find out it was an explosive mace . When the smoke clears a rabbit is thrown at Thrall , but he backflips , evades , and steps on the rabbit . Thrall taunts Basutei about how pathetic the Alliance is only to get crushed by Mecha - Kiljoy ! ( What looks to be made of the Mecha - Floivan from earlier ) . Everyone screams and in the panic Basutei is saved , ironically by his helmet being attracted to the magnet on Mecha - Killjoy . Then the credits roll with Learn 2 Play . Second Episode . A trailer of Illegal Danish : Escape from Orgrimmar , the follow up of Illegal Danish : Super Snacks , has been released and can be seen on Warcraftmovies . com . A more recent trailer has been released here . On January 1 , 2008 Illegal Danish 2 : Escape from Orgrimmar was released and can be viewed here .