Sergio Aragonés Stomps Star Wars Sergio Aragonés Stomps Star Wars is a one - shot humor comic book published by Dark Horse Comics . It parodies events from movie episodes , , , and . It is not considered canon ical . Plot . Sergio Aragonés and Mark Evanier go to Lucasfilm , where they have an appointment with Lucy Wilson , about making a " Star Wars " comic for Dark Horse . Aragonés is a delusioned " Star Wars " fan , who always carries a toy lightsaber and asks the Lucasfilm employees about meeting characters such as R2 - D2 and Jabba the Hutt . During Aragonés and Evanier ' s visit , the original Star Wars trilogy reels are being digitized for modern projectors . While Aragonés is looking at the digitizing equipment , an independent filmmaker ( who entered the building disguised as George Lucas ) sabotages the electricity while installing a bomb and causes Aragonés to be transferred into . Aragonés then arrives at the Rebel base in Yavin 4 , where he is mistaken for Biggs Darklighter . After meeting Luke Skywalker ( “ You are prettier than the action figures ! And taller too ! ” ) , he goes to a rendezvous where the Death Star attack is being arranged . Aragonés at first is afraid and tries to escape , but his lifelong crush , Princess Leia Organa , convinces him otherwise . While checking the digitized movie , Evanier recognizes Aragonés among the Rebel pilots , and after Aragonés ’ X - wing is destroyed , Evanier tells the projector staff to shift to another scene before his friend dies . The scene shifts to Dagobah , where Aragonés talks to Yoda before getting picked up by the Millennium Falcon . Han Solo and Chewbacca take Aragonés to Bespin , and the trio jumps off the ship as they notice a tractor beam is attracting them to Cloud City . Han and Chewie are shot by Darth Vader who proceeds to attack Aragonés . After the ghost of Obi - Wan Kenobi contacts Aragonés to use the “ Farse ” ( “ Not ‘ The Force ’ ! You can ’ t use the Force ! It has elevated standards ! ” ) , he proceeds to use a pencil to draw funny pictures of Vader , which embarrasses the Sith and causes him to collapse . Unfortunadely , this happens just as George Lucas himself is showing the digitized movie to international distributors , who proceed to complain about the film being ridiculous and get away . Security then beats Lucas as he is mistaken for the impostor . The digitizing experts decide to download Aragonés out of the film , just as Leia is about to kiss the cartoonist during a medal ceremony . Security then notices the saboteur , who reveals a remote control , which if pressed will trigger the explosives set around Lucasfilm . Aragonés materializes and tackles the saboteur , who is then taken by security . Aragonés picks up the remote and accidentally presses the button , causing the entire building to blow up . Aragonés and Evanier are fired from Dark Horse ( “ I asked when we could work for them again . They said something about ‘ when Hell freezes over ’ . ” ) , and George Lucas is forced to beg for money in the streets . Behind the scenes . Among the Lucasfilm and affiliates employees who appear are John Knoll , Rob Coleman , Scott Squires and Dennis Muren ( visual effects artists ) , Rick McCallum ( producer ) , Howard Roffman ( vice - president ) , and Jim Morris ( president of Lucas Digital ) . In a reference to other movies with effects by Industrial Light & Magic , Scott Squires wears a shirt , and a doll of ( who originated in comics by Dark Horse ) is seen at the effects artists ' table . A group of Stormtroopers attacks the saboteur in his first attempt to invade Lucasfilm . Evanier mentions that when visiting Steven Spielberg , Aragonés made a mountain out of mashed potatoes - a reference to Spielberg ' s " " . At the newsstand of the last page , a comic book starring , an Aragonés character , can be seen .