Dude , Where ' s My Mount ? episodes This is a list of all the " Dude , Where ' s My Mount ? " Episodes . Season One . Episode One : Now What ? Phil and Dave are finally in the World of Warcraft ! Immediately they are bored and decide to get drunk , slaughter cats , and have the . . . accidental bump in the night . They soon are killed by a cat after they killed his father and experience their first death . They soon visit Stormwind and are soon thrown into the river , as they laughed at the king being a child . Episode Two : The Escalator Goes This Way . Dave wakes up in the river after being given a scare of an ugly creature . He soon spots Phil pantless and both decide to get new clothes . After walking out of the clothes shop , they spot the Gnome that took Phils pants . They are soon chasing after the Gnome , but Phil soon gets distracted by the sight of a bakery . Dave is soon alone with the Gnome and is beaten up with two other friends of the Gnome . Phil soon wakes up Dave and they go off to get a drink . A Mysterious voice can be heard talking briefly onher diabolical plot and soon gives an evil laugh . Episode Three : Epic Fail ( Part One ) . Phil and Dave are a little bit tipsy over their drinks . Phil soon wishes to play ' I Spy ' and is terrible at it . Dave soon warnsPhil to be quieter due to Murloc s being found near where they are . Phil soon rinses his mouth with mouth wash and attracts the Murlocs , who believe it is a mating call . Phil and Dave are soon chased by a whole group of them and is saved by a Human Mage named Mage Francis . He finds out that they are both on a journey of absolutely nothing and soon has the perfect idea . . . Episode Four : Epic Fail ( Part Two ) . Mage Francis hosts the WSN , a shopping network for virgin adventurers . He sells a " safe map " to Ironforge for 300 Gold and soon blinks himself away from them , thus being delighted he has scammed them . A Message is then sent reading : " You are in mortal danger - A Friend " which of course a Gnome mistakes it is their message as he was told to avoid it . Phil and Dave soon embark on the journey to Ironforge and are soon killed by Orcs . After reviving themselves , they realise that they are definitely not in a happy place . Dave is soon attacked by a Dragon and Phil is filled with rage ( hence being a Paladin ) and attacks the Dragon . An axe is thrown from a distance , defeating the Dragon . However , Phil and Dave believe it was Phil who defeated it . The mysterious woman from Episode Two reappears talking furthermore about her plot . The Dragon Phil and Dave encountered tells Phil he is humbled by his defeat and calls upon his friend , and Phil and Dave are soon flying to Ironforge . Episode Five : Mind The Continuity . A Human Rogue can be seen in the dark being chansed by hunters and jumps off Stonewrought Dam . Phil and Dave are spotted by a group of people and arrive at the gates of Ironforge . The people are obviously scared of the Dragon and does exactly what Phil and Dave ask . The Dragons wish to go with them but they can ' t as the Dragons may " eat the Gnomes " , which in the end , one of the Dragon ' s do . They walk into the Tram and Phil instantly see ' s cupcakes . He runs over to them but is soon hit by a Tram . Dave is laughing his head off and as he arrives at the other end of the line , he starts crying as he finds out he is now in Stormwind , so they both could have taken the Tram to Ironforge than the long way . When they leave the tram in Ironforge , they decide to get into a line at the Ironforge bank and are distracted by a female Draenei ' s tail . A masked Gnome soon walks in the bank in ' slow motion ' and jumps up onto the desk ordering the banker to give him the money . Of course , hardly anybody keeps anything of value in the bank , so he got nothing . However , due to Phil being black , he takes Phil ' s soul as black souls sell well . Phil wakes up naked and he and Dave go across to the auction house and spot the Gnome , but soon lose him as they enter the Auction House . At the same time , Mage Francis can be seen in the background , and blinks out of exsistance . They hear that Phil ' s soul has been put up in the auction house for 5000 Gold . Of course , they do not have that much , so Dave decides to leave it . As they leave , Mage is spotted again and blinks . . . again . Phil is very upset about Dave refusing to get his soul back and are soon approached by a Rogue named Wydwen , who tells them that they are going to steal the money ! Episode Six : Patent Pending . As Dave and Phil walk to where they have to meet Wydwen , Dave is having dobts as he believes Wydwen may be a ninja , who may just use them to get the gold and run off , as Dave can remember when something was taken from him in the Deadmines . When they re meet Wydwen , they see a short film on the plan . And the one thing they are warned about to be careful of are . . . LAZERS ! Phil is soon lowered into the Vault in a " Mission : Impossible " like way and is distracted by the lasers due to how pretty they are . He touches a laser and triggers the alarm and Raptors are let loose . Phil falls into the vault along with Dave and try to escape , but there is no exit . Wydwen soon unlocks a door and Dave complains by asking why they didn ' t use Plan B . Phil and Dave soon escape the vault , but Wydwen is left trapped inside it . They are soon approached by the raptors and Dave tries to escape without Phil , leaving him for bait . Phil catches up with Dave and they both hide . Phil soon has an idea and pulls out a rocket launcher and defeats the raptors . They are soon Ironforge ' s Most Wanted and make their way to the top of ' Mount Menethil ' . They defeat an Infernal and are approached by a Woman named Lucia ( the mysterious woman from previous episodes ) who brings back Phil ' s soul . She tells them about the guards that Bronzebeard have sent after them and that they should get to the airport and fly away from Dun Morogh . Episode Seven : Skip This One , Seriously . Phil and Dave are at the Airport and end up following a guard as that ' s the way the average storyline happens . They are lead to a plane , which Dave asks Phil if he knows how to fly and asks Tech , a machine with all the information to know on everything , tells him how to fly it . Apparently , you hit up to go up , and down to go down . They are soon both flying but are soon caught and split up . Phil ends up back in Ironforge being chased by one of the Dwarves . As the Dwarf locks onto Phil ' s aircraft , on a bridge are a bunch of Gnomes . Below the bridge are some pants and one of the Gnomes see ' s that the Gnomes are not claiming them , so he tries , but crashes into the Dwarf . Phil soon escapes Ironforge and meets back up with Dave . All the Gnomes end up trying to dib the pants and all jump off the bridge to get them . Phil and Dave fly higher in the sky , but then Phil spots a ' really big giant scary robot that looks absolutely nothing like the robot from Doctor Who ' and get attacked . They soon enter the Dark Portal and fall through absolutely nothing . They start seeing some strange things and fall through a light . We then see the Apt - T Team , other than the real Phil and the real Dave , creating episode seven of Dude , Where ' s My Mount ? and they realise the Phil and Dave on WoW is missing . Elsewhere , the real Phil gets brain freeze and the real Dave hits the fake Phil . The fake Dave tells the real Dave that he ran over the fake Phil and the real Phil and Dave look at the fake Phil and Dave in amazement . ( Ow ! My Head ! ) Dave runs through the door asking the Apt - T team " Guess What ? " and Chris says " You guys found Dave and Phil ? " and Jacob explains that they are not in WoW . The fake Phil and Dave walk through the door and all the Apt - T team are shocked ! The fake Phil and Dave explains what happened and the Apt - T team tells them they are in a show . The fake Dave asks the most important question of them all . . . " Does Phil Ever Die ? " The team explain what they have planned for future episodes , but first they have to get Dave and Phil back in WoW . The fake Phil logs into WoW with his Username being : Philisawsome and his password is ilovecupcakes1 ( please not this is not a real account ) . He hits enter and the next adventure awaits . . . Episode Eight : Awwww Nuts ! Phil and Dave soon return to Azeroth when an Eagle explodes . They arrive at the gates of Grim Batol in Wetlands and it is not long before they are chased by a dragon they cannot reason with , but soon lose it when the dragon cannot get through the gates . They soon hear distant laughing from behind a tree . They see Lucia who tells them they both suck at living . She then tells them that her job is to lead them to her employer , but Phil gets distracted by the Squirrel , whos entered " Dramatic Chipmunk " style . Phil starts chasing it and Lucia is all confused . Dave tells her about when they were told the storyline involved a squirrel . Lucia soon spills that she was to take them to her ' evil ' master squirrel , but has spilled out too much . She soon tries to distract them by getting undressed and bouncing around her boobs . Note : They are not " pixelated " . Phil accidentally kicks the squirrel off the cliff and thinks it tried to committed suicide . He decides to save it , but soon falls into the water below . Dave soon hears Phil say that there are " epics down here " , and Dave can ' t decide which is better . . . Boobs or Epics . He goes for the epics and jumps off the cliff . When Dave hits the water , and a few other things along the way , he realises he was mistaken and Phil actually said that it was " epic down here " due to the wonderful view of the sun . Phil tells Dave that he found a tunnel and they enter it . They surface the water and see an Ogre patrolling the area . Phil takes the mick out of the Ogre but Dave tells him not to as the Ogre " has an excuse " and that the Ogre has Razorfen Down Syndrome . Dave soon has a plan on how to get past the Ogre but feels bad for it after . It involved an electric plunger but lets leave it at that . They enter further into the cave and they see a squirrel party , but in fact it was a squirrel army , and when Phil asks them for directions , they stop and stare at them all at the same time . Episode Nine : Tigole Bitties . Phil gets chased by an army of furry little raptors ( Squirrels ) , and he jumps off the edge heading for the lava below and the Squirrels follow him . Meanwhile , Dave walks casually into a bar / nightclub named Tigole Bitties . As Dave sits down , the waitress asks for his order which is a huge sized order . . . for himself as he is certain Phil is dead . The waitress tells him all they have is Chicken Strips and beer and Dave asks for 5 of each . As Dave hums to himself , Phil starts humming the same song and ruins his life by walking back into Daves mind . The waitress returns and reminds Dave that she thought he said there was going to only be one on his table , which is what Dave thought too . He tells the waitress that she is welcome to move him , but she doesn ' t . Instead , Phil asks her to surprise him with food , so she does just that . Phil can start hearing some music in the background called " Tom Cruise Crazy " , which is about , of course , Tom Cruise . Then Phil and Dave start dancing around to the song with the waitress and with each other . . . and then they get drunk and have their accidental bump again . As Phil wakes , he can see a blurry figure heading his way . The ogre they had encountered before who they gave an electric plunger to smacks Dave and Phil out and locks them in a prison cell . As they wake up , Phil and Dave realise what they did again and Phil asks Dave to forgive him over what they did together , which he refuses to . As 3 hours pass , Phil tries to talk to Dave , but Dave thinks all Phil wants to do is either play Eye Spy , but there is nothing to spy on , Wall Ball because Dave or Phil do not have a ball or the Licence Plate game as there are no cars . As fun as that all sounded to Phil , he really wanted to show off his impressions to Dave and his impressions become really believable and Phil ( for once ) impresses Dave . Dave asks if this is a talent all Black People has and Phil realises that Dave is real racist to him and gets a bit upset . 6 hours , 2 minutes and 26 seconds later , Phil asks whether Dave checked the door to see if it was actually unlocked . Dave says no as they are mean to be " High Security Prisoners " . Phil touches the door and it crashes to the ground . Phil and Dave are confused as what kind of retard puts them in a defective prison cell that even a rat could escape ? Soon , the electric plunger Orge crashes through the wall and says hello to them . Phil and Dave realise who he is and Dave realises that he spoke too soon . PAX Specials . Dude , Where ' s My Mount ? @ PAX08 . Click here to watch the video . Phil from Dude , Where ' s My Mount hosts the video , showing the viewers the upcoming games . Games shown at PAX were such as , Rockband 2 , Red Faction : Guerrilla , Far Cry 2 , Guitar Hero : World Tour , Valkyria Chronicles , Fallout 3 and much more . The video also included photos of the characters from Dude , Where ' s My Mount . Dude , Where ' s My Mount ? @ PAX09 . Click here to watch the video . Unlike PAX08 , Phil did not host the video , but instead just held the camera . The majority of the Apt - T members went to PAX 2009 and checked out some of the upcoming games , such as , Left 4 Dead 2 , Star Trek Online , Borderlands , Bioshock 2 , Halo 3 : ODST and much more .