Laguna Loire / Dissidia / Quotes Encounters . Ha ha , got a case of the jitters ? Have you thought this through ? I ' m probably gonna win ! Just leave it to me . Hey now , don ' t scowl so much . Don ' t know ' til you try . Well , you got my attention now . My - my leg ' s not cramped ! Time to stand firm , yup ! Let ' s have some fun ! Alright , fight me ! Well , time for me to start my run . Alright , feeling good . No problem , I ' ll deal with this . Just sit back and watch how a real man fights . Encounters : Character Specific . You ' re really gonna fight with just a sword ? — " Warrior of Light " I ' d rather interview you than fight you . — " Garland " No use in obsessing now ! — " Firion " Your highness , don ' t fall for your own traps . — " Emperor " Time to play with Uncle Laguna ! — " Onion Knight " Oh no . Not good . Focus , Laguna . — " Cloud of Darkness " Attack me however you want . — " Cecil " Don ' t fly too high and bonk your head . — " Kain " Hey dude , keeping secrets isn ' t cool . — " Golbez " You starting your impersonation show ? — " Bartz " Passion can ' t be erased for good , y ' know . — " Exdeath " You know , you might want to calm down a little . — " Gilgamesh " Come on , cheer up ! Don ' t look so gloomy . — " Terra " Soooo , guess I better get serious . — " Kefka " Hey , I can be cool too , y ' know ! — " Cloud " Looking good , fighting with your fists ! — " Tifa " Heroes sure come in many flavors . — " Sephiroth " Come at me with a bang ! — " Squall " Maybe I oughta try that look next . — " Laguna " Guess I can ' t let a witch off the hook . — " Ultimecia " I ' ll tie that tail of yours into a knot ! — " Zidane " Let me sing you a song . — " Kuja " You ' re on fire inside , aren ' t cha kid ? — " Tidus " I know how it feels wanting to protect others too . — " Yuna " Wonder if I can be a good old man , too ? — " Jecht " Hey now , I don ' t want to take a test . — " Shantotto " Grow up . I ' m gonna win . — " Prishe " Would you just stand still ? — " Vaan " Seems your armor ' s not the only weight on your shoulders . . . — " Gabranth " Hey , you don ' t have to be so uptight . — " Lightning " You have a lot of troubles too , huh ? — " Chaos " Maybe I should believe in this " courage " stuff ! — " Feral Chaos " Encounters : Story Specific . Treachery of the Gods : Clues Cloud of Darkness : " Come . We will drown you in the darkness . " Laguna : " Yeah , ' fraid I ' m gonna hafta pass on that . " Treachery of the Gods : An Undocumented Battle Cloud of Darkness : " You ' ve chosen death . Now , let us see it ! " Laguna : " Sure . I got your death right here . " Battle . There you go ! Go , go , go ! Set ! Fire in the hole ! Look out ! Hey you ! Fire ! Here ! This ' ll hurt ! Get ' em ! Time to unload ! Bombs away ! This ' ll be a blast . . . Woo - hoo ! Set ! How ' s that ? ! You ' ve awakened the genius ! Now it ' s a party ! Go , go , go ! Wasn ' t that a blast ? The greatest attack ever ! You ' re getting the Cuchi - cuchi treatment ! That does it ! Don ' t get your hopes up ! Quit dodging ! Victory . Now , let ' s go for the next one ! Whoo , that was fun ! Whew , just as planned ! Just . . . try again tomorrow . I think you did alright . Alright ! Hey , don ' t take it so hard ! Okay , I ' ll let you off ! Defeat . Time for a quick rest ! Aw , man ! Don ' t care . . . don ' t care at all ! Huh . . . guess I ' m off my game . . . Augh , outta bullets ! Son of a gun , I ' m not down yet ! Dammit . . . sorry . . .