Unibouzu Unibouzu is a wrestler / monster whom participates in Kaiju Big Battel . Background . Unibouzu once is the geek boy . Snort when laugh and no friend or lady in school . Lucky for dork , atomic urchin biting and grow strong . In not the luck for boy , getting the most stupid too . Among Unibouzu spine are sucker for the helping to hold onto food , steel cage link , and the attention of human people . Top of Unibouzu is look like cactus , but not plant , all rogue man . Unibouzu carry conch into Battel for the power or the something else - maybe tell when find mouth . Revenge of the Nerd . " Disaster comes from the mouth , " hastens an ancient Chinese proverb . Unfortunately for aquatic attention - monger Unibouzu , disaster stole his mouth . Back in the tight - lipped days of the ' 80s Cold War , when Genesis videos were political statements and Ronny Reagan ruled the U . S . roost , a stealthy Russian nuclear submarine surreptitiously sank off the warm coast of Brisbane , Australia . The sub had briefly lost its sonar radar and accidentally sailed into the open maw of a 200 - foot Great White shark , the largest specimen ever spotted of its kind . As the tale goes , two of the ship ' s supersonic missiles instantly exploded when the vessel crashed into the man - eater ' s last row of teeth , shredding the shark to bits and sinking the Commie craft . As the wreckage floated to the ocean floor , the busted boat leaked plutonium and infected marine life for miles . Down in Sydney , a young boy named Hamish was navigating the stormy seas of childhood . Hamish was an archetypal geek : he snorted when he laughed , got picked last for every team , and ate alone in the school cafeteria . Hamish ' s pariah status emanated from his nerdy obsession with oceanic organisms : not only did the Aussie ankle - biter collect sand dollars , starfish , and jellyfish , but his ultimate goal was to open a Portuguese Man O ' War museum . To make matters worse , Hamish wouldn ' t shut up about this marine - biology mania : he bragged about his love for water creatures on the playground , in the hallways , and even in the locker room . Not surprisingly , all of his peers thought he was a total freak , a real wanker . They teased him endlessly , hawked spitballs at him on the school bus , and said he French - kissed sea salamanders . One day in high school , after receiving a particularly nasty atomic wedgie by an older Australian - rules football player , Hamish slipped off the school grounds and hitchhiked to the beach to work on a science - fair project about tide pools . Still not understanding why he had no mates , the lonely misfit spent the afternoon sadly collecting specimens : coruscating conch shells , hollow crab carcasses , smooth speckled rocks , snarled seaweed bunches , brittle seagull feathers , rusty bottle caps , dented beer cans . At dusk , Hamish spotted a bright red sea urchin sitting in shallow water - he scooped it up excitedly . Ouch ! It bit him ! Immediately , Hamish ' s head throbbed , his hand bled , and he saw stars . At sunrise the next day , Hamish awoke on the beach . The youngster was groggy and speechless . The sea urchin was gone , but Hamish ' s entire body felt thorny , prickly , and much , much stronger . As he rose , he noticed that his torso was red , swollen , and spiny . His legs were deep - sea blue . He had a fin - like backbone . And where was his mouth ? As it so happens , the Russian sub rendered the sea urchin radioactive , which in turn mutated Hamish into a sea urchin - type creature . As it also happens , Hamish went back to school , found the Aussie - rules player , and knocked him around a bit . Then Hamish unexpectedly passed out , awoke as a human boy again , and wondered if it had all been a dream . But Hamish was no longer an average adolescent ear basher ; he was a freak of nature . And since there aren ' t too many options in the world for teenage - wonks - turned - sea - beasts , Hamish fled to the States to join Kaiju Big Battel , a superstar monster spectacle he ' d read about on the Internet . Desperate to shed his dorky past , Hamish began introducing himself as Unibouzu - a Japanese pun he thought would impress his new Big Battel acquaintances . Much to his disappointment , few seemed to grasp the joke . Or , more likely , they just didn ' t care . No longer a human bore , Unibouzu still didn ' t really fit in with his new peers : he wasn ' t evil enough for Dr . Cube ' s Posse , his brackish braggadocio disgusted the Heroes , and Team Space Bug simply jeered at him , saying they weren ' t " down with having a fighting pickle on their team . " Reluctantly , Unibouzu settled into the catchall category known as the Kaiju Rogues . But even among the free - willed , independent Rogues , Unibouzu ' s immature need for social validation still marks him an outsider . Whether mugging for the cameras , showboating for the fans , or shamelessly trying to steal the Danger Cage spotlight , Unibouzu still can ' t figure out why he has no monster mates . The truth is : no one likes a showoff .