WoWBeef WoWBeef is a WoW machinima produced by of . The series revolves around the misadventures of Lolcrusader ( pictured above ) and his party of ( sometimes ) loyal companions who are bound by an uneasy truce , and a desire to bring peace to the server of Moon Guard ( Or secure their place as " Awesome Kings " ) . Characters . Lolcrusader . Perhaps the wackiest of the group is the flamboyant , sometimes idiotic Level 1 Warrior known as Lolcrusader ( Pictured Above ) . He was drawn into the game by a couple of friends who played it at school , later , getting addicted to the so - called " Extreme - ness " , or so he was told by the game store clerk . Even though he is a low - leveled character , he strangely enough escapes almost inexorable death with little effort . Nexus - Prince Haramad . The most intelligent member of the party , he is infatuated with George . Usually shows kindness to most characters in the series , and has a tendency to intervene in acts that would danger his party , or those around him . He could be described as maternal , and doesn ' t mind even the most unfavorable members of the party . He also leads the Consortium . George . The hard - ass tank , and sometimes , comic relief of the party , George could be described as loyal to his friends , and perhaps , impulsive ( Especially with his prank on the Taco Bell Girl ) . He is adorned in heavy Field Marshal gear , and wields a Grand Marshal ' s Blade . He was recruited subtly for the adventure by Private Gummy and the Captain . Private Gummy . Like Haramad , Gummy is in love with George . He often daydreams about George singing to him in the Gurubashi Arena . He is a member of the Stormwind Knights , and is currently battling in Outland on the front alongside Captain Herbert . Captain Herbert . Captain of a small group of Stormwind Knights , Herbert is orchestrating the formation of the Fellowship . He is a fierce fighter , and long - time enemy of < GM > Beef . He is often seen yelling at Private Gummy for a number of reasons . Tero . The self - proclaimed " " Raid King of Moon Guard " " , he claims to have killed " " Thousands of Horde with his Bare Hands " " . Perhaps the most powerful party member , he somehow has gained God - like powers , including the ability to dual - wield double Ashbringer s . He is the king of " The End of the WoWniverse " , also known as " Teroland " , " Terocountry " , or " Tero ' s Domain " . Uncle Albert . One of the first characters introduced in WoWBeef , Uncle Albert welcomes Lolcrusader into Azeroth , telling him why Humans could not be hunters ( When Emily Elizabeth tried , Cliford only grew into a Raidboss ) . He seems to have unearthly powers , able to resurrect himself after gruesome deaths . However , this could just be a running gag . « a href = " GM " > GM < / a » Beef . « a href = " GM " > GM < / a » Beef is a cruel , merciless Game Master of Moon Guard who kills any unfavorable subjects without pity or mercy . He wishes to establish a totalitarian rule over Moon Guard , his main goal , destroying Goldshire to deprive players of " idiocy " . Minor Characters . Taco Bell Girl . Taco Bell Girl is the clerk in Stormwind ' s Taco Bell . She is a bubbly teenager who spends her life selling fast food . Edwin VanCleef ( Post Plastic - Surgery ) . Edwin VanCleef was the Chief Architect who worked on the Cathedral of the Light . Ever since he fell into depression , he has continued to change his face until it no longer looks human . The Spicy Defias . The servants of Edwin VanCleef , the Spicy Defias are loin - cloth adorned thieves who have little regard for those who wear regular pants . Trivia . Most characters in the series are voiced by , who also produces the series , and additionally , composes the music . The Clifford joke in Episode 1 was poking fun at Blizzard ' s tendencies to make all of their major Lore characters go insane , and become instance bosses . Imogen Heap ' s Hide and Seek is featured in the series each time Uncle Albert is shot . This is a parody of SNL ' s " Dear Sister " . " Desert Dawn " by the indie band , String Cheese Incident , is the main theme of the series .