Los Plantanos Revolutions per Minute : 960 < br > Coup Factor : 0 . 397 Background . El order social es un pequeno burgo drogas celebracion . Burros por todos manuel trabajos . Los lobos grande gusto revolution ! El Sock Puppet Dictator son las meurto en el dia con mucho sangria ! Yahoo Translation . Social order is a small town drugs celebration . Donkeys by all manuel works . The wolves great taste revolution ! The Sock Puppet Dictator sangria is meurto in the day by far ! Los Plantanos Are Not Yellow . Planted in the fertile jungles of politically charged South America , Pedro and Pablo Plantain grew up as products of a corrupt military regime led by the whimsically evil Sock Puppet Dictator . A cult of colored - food - hating racists , the Plantains ' third - world oppressors forced all bright fruits and vegetables to sit at the back of tractors , use dry watering holes , and obey pre - dawn curfews . The situation was less publicized than apartheid , but just as bad . But Pedro and Pablo hated being treated like animals . The Sock Dictator ' s soldiers would spray their family members with pesticides when they came home late . The mean militiamen would put Scarlet Letter - ish stickers on the Plantains ' torsos if they forgot to wear their government - sanctioned uniforms . And if any pigmented fruits or vegetables would publicly express dissent , their tormentors would hang them from trees . Belittled and furious , the brave Plantain brothers secretly gathered together a group of freedom - fighting guerillas to wage war against colored - fruit persecution . Preaching liberation , equality , and independence for all pigmented seed plants , the charismatic Twins quickly gained a faithful following amongst farmers , tomatoes , and avocados all along the countryside . But while the Plantains ' intentions were sincere , their resources were scarce . After months of hitchhiking in disguise to makeshift rallies and dressing up as coconuts to sell packages of Chiclets on the streets , Los Platanos realized there was only way to free themselves and their fellow vibrant fruits : mucho dinero . Yes , the Plantain Twins needed pesos , lots and lots of pesos . Burdened with responsibility and inspired by Che Guevara , the Twins left their beloved homeland and headed to America , in the hopes of raising cash on the U . S . ' s politically - conscious colleges and universities . Soon after arriving to America as stowaways on a banana boat , Los Plantanos were sidetracked from their campaign for plantain liberation by the thrill of adventure in American cities like Miami , New York , Boston and Los Angeles . Los Platanos had never before witnessed anything quite like shopping malls , swimming pools , and the Cable channel E ! , so they became easily distracted by America ' s opulence . Not being able to stay in one place for very long , the Plantain Twins quickly developed a reputation for low attention spans , thrill - seeking whims , and a deep love for good ol ' fashion fun . But somehow Plantain fun always turned into trouble . Trouble found the Twins at a " Making Millions is Easy " seminar when Los Platanos stumbled upon two yellow fruits calling themselves Pablo and Pedro Plantain who were giving a motivational speech entitled , " How To Earn Billions By Pretending You ' re a South American Freedom Fighter . " As the Twins ' discovered in the lecture , the imposter plants had stolen their Social Security numbers and taken their respected Plantain name to the bank by wrestling on the underground circuit . The imposters looked like big yellow plantains ( some would argue they looked similar to bananas ) and they billed themselves as a tag - team wonder . Anyway , to make a long story short , the real Plantain Twins wrestled the imposters in a Grudge Match , lawfully won back their identities , and got offered contracts in Kaiju . The rest is Kaiju Big Battel history . And whatever happened to the Plantain Twins freedom fighting South American brothers , you ask ? Well , the entire extended family of Los Plantanos are now funded with monster - wrestling prize money provided by Pedro and Pablo . So , the good fight for liberation goes on : freedom - fighting Plantains battle oppression and injustice in the South American jungle , and Pedro and Pablo battel oppression and injustice in the Kaiju Big Battel ring . The Fall of Pedro Plantain . Their names were synonymous with Kaiju Big Battel . Pedro and Pablo Plantain , arguably the most successful duo in Kaiju history , were beloved across the entire universe . Few and far between were the fans who didn ' t respect the awesome power of Los Platanos . Look in the history books , and you will not see a Kaiju Championship reign for either , as their strength was unparalleled teamwork . And yet , you will not see a Double Danger Tandem Title reign either , as the title was created only months after the greatest tragedy in Kaiju Big Battel history . Pablo ' s Death It was May of 2006 , at Someone Must Die when the diabolical Dr . Cube brainwashed Kaiju Hero Silver Potato , who then stabbed Pablo Plantain in the back and murdered him ! The stunned Boston crowd watched in horror as Pablo died in front of their eyes , one half of Los Platanos cut down in his prime by someone they all thought they could trust . Pedro swore revenge , and teamed up with Kung Fu Chicken Noodle to take on Cube and Potato in what truly was All Out War . If they won , Pedro would get Silver Potato all to himself at Shpadoinkelmania XVIII , which they did . But Dr . Cube ' s treachery wouldn ' t end at simply murdering Pablo . At Shpadoinkelmania XVIII in Boston , Cube did the unthinkable . He unleashed upon the world his most vile creation yet : Zombie Pablo ! The Avalon crowd was shocked ; as if killing Pablo wasn ' t enough , he desecrated his noble corpse and turned him into an undead killing machine ! At first , it seemed like Cube would use Pablo as a weapon against Pedro and the Kaiju Heroes , but Pedro , with the help of gained the upper hand and had the opportunity to destroy his brother once and for all with a chainsaw . But like a true brother , Pedro couldn ' t bring himself to finish the job . Since that point , it seems , Pedro appears to have left behind his Kaiju Hero morals and sought revenge at all costs . With Pablo ' s interruption at Shpadoinkelmania XVIII , Silver Potato was able to escape to fight another day , but at More Better Fighto , Pedro hit his breaking point . He hired the Iron Bros , a trio of ruthless Rogue mercenaries , to kidnap Potato in the middle of a match . Moments later , a grotesque video shown to the Brooklyn crowd revealed that the Silver Spud was eaten alive by the Zombie Pablo Plantain ! Just as shocking as the death of Silver Potato was the revelation that perhaps Pedro had some sort of control over his brother , who appeared to have been cast aside by Dr . Cube . But for the crime of conspiring with known mercenaries , the Kaiju Commissioner had no choice but to remove Pedro from the ranks of the Kaiju Heroes . With Silver Potato out of the picture , Pedro stayed on the sidelines for months , plotting his revenge against Dr . Cube . The Plantain eventually emerged from his self - imposed Battel hiatus , challenging The Grudyin , his strongest creation , at Shpadoinkelmania VII in Philadelphia and beating him within an inch of his life with the help of Zombie Pablo . Later , the pair interfered in a Tandem Title defense in Podunk , Idaho , attacking the Furious Furries and disqualifying the Kaiju Heroes , which cost them the belts due to obscure Idaho regulations . Los Platanos were back , but not nearly in the way we wanted them . This new incarnation was ruthless and without restraint ; they had become the kind of monsters they once Batteled against , side by side with their fellow Heroes years ago . Losing the belts to Cube ' s Posse caused an uproar amongst the Kaiju Regulatory Commission . Many of the Kaiju Heroes still liked Pedro , but they knew the path he was going down was not a good one . With the Commissioner demanding action , the Heroes sent Powa Ranjuru to intervene and beat some sense into Pedro at the Brooklyn BBQ Battel . And the result ? Zombie Pablo came to the Danger Cage and went berserk ! After knocking out Kaiju Junior Official Nikkuman , Pablo went after Powa next . And perhaps it was his old Hero instincts kicking in , but Pedro stepped in and saved Powa from his brother ' s Zombie clutches , which made Pablo attack Pedro ! After fending him off , Pedro and Powa stood together in the ring . Two former friends , divided only by the treachery of Dr . Cube . As Powa offered a reconciliatory handshake , Pedro walked away . Pedro vs Powa So here we are now , with Dusto Bunny on tap to take on Pedro next . Simply beating Pedro won ' t get him back into the Heroes ; the last two years have changed him . There ' s still good inside him , but can he come back ? Or is it too late ? Pedro hasn ' t necessarily become evil . He ' s not aligned with Dr . Cube , nor is he a greedy scumbag , like those greedy scumbags Unibouzu and D . W . Cycloptopuss III . In his mind , what he ' s doing is right . He seeks revenge , plain and simple . But Pedro doesn ' t see that his actions are harming those who don ' t deserve to be harmed . At Shpadoinkelmania VII , Pedro doused The Grudyin with gasoline and was about to set the beast on fire . But doing so could ' ve easily harmed the thousands inside the Trocadero in Philadelphia , or perhaps set the entire city of Brotherly Love aflame . His overzealousness in Podunk , despite not laying a finger on former Tandem champs Neo Teppen and American Beetle , cost the Heroes their belts , which set the stage for the Furious Furries to cripple Jeremiah the Pink Teddy Bear in Brooklyn a month later . Although it isn ' t intentional , Pedro ' s actions are harming others that don ' t deserve it . Can Dusto Bunny make Pedro see the light ? If he can ' t , who ' s left on the Kaiju Heroes who can ? Is Pedro capable of leaving his brother behind for good ? And if he can , what will happen to Zombie Pablo ? Someone will have to get rid of him once and for all . And will Pedro get his revenge on Dr . Cube in a controlled , responsible manner ? These are questions that no one knows the answer to , but we shall all look forward to seeing what happens next . New Plantain . In Fighto # 2 at San Diego Comic Con 2009 , Pedro Plantain refused to pay the Iron Brothers and appeared to be on the way to paying the ultimate price , but a mysterious package arrived featuring Paco Plantain ! The new Los Platanos then defeated the Iron Bros despite the 3 - on - 2 disadvantage .