Happy Deathday ( comic story ) Happy Deathday was a " Doctor Who Magazine " comic story featuring Izzy Sinclair aboard the Doctor ' s TARDIS . The comic celebrated the thirty - fifth anniversary of " Doctor Who " . Summary . It seems the Beige Guardian has kidnapped all eight Doctors and is forcing them to defeat all their past enemies at once . Matters , however , are not quite what they appear . Plot . The Beige Guardian has kidnapped all eight incarnations of the Doctor , tied them up and placed them on a huge birthday cake with hissing dynamite " candles " strapped to their heads . The Beige Guardian produces every enemy the Doctors have ever defeated and announces they will be forced to defeat them all again , which the Doctors find tedious . Leaving the First and Eighth Doctors tied to the cake with their explosive candle fuses burning , the Beige Guardian sends the rest to battle their assorted enemies . The Sixth and Second Doctors find themselves aboard a space station . They meet what at first seems to be a Raston Warrior Robot , but it ' s worse ; it ' s a Wildean Wit Enforcer , a creature which immediately kills any source of bad puns . The Sixth Doctor notes that they ' re " still " in a lot of trouble . Davros and the Dalek s show up and chase the Doctors through the station ' s corridors . The Third and Fifth Doctors find themselves outside The Queen Victoria , a pub from " EastEnders " , just as a crowd of intoxicated Ogron s and Sontaran s are barred . The monsters drunkenly pick a fight with the Doctors and the Third gleefully leaps into the fray with his Venusian aikido while the Fifth looks on resignedly . A local walks by with her shopping , and groans , " not " you " lot again . . . " The Fourth and Seventh Doctors find themselves in a rocky , quarry - like environment and continue a conversation about their many food allergies which they ' d begun back on the cake . An immense crowd of monsters run toward them , while they bemoan the effects of Time Lord biology and regeneration on their allergies . The monsters get closer , pushing each other out of the way to be first to the targets . Almost as an afterthought , the Doctors simultaneously point their sonic screwdriver s at a pile of rocks and neatly collapse it onto the entire crowd of enemies , burying them as they blithely bewail the frustrating state of Gallifrey an medicine " vis - à - vis " food allergies . Back at the Queen Vic , the Third Doctor is still happily kicking around Sontarans and Ogrons while the Fifth Doctor chats with a local about the merits of the biblical advice to turn the other cheek . As the woman turns away and begins to covertly extract a ray gun from her purse , the Fifth Doctor knocks her out from behind with a thrown cricket ball ; he recognised her as his old enemy Broton the Zygon ; no amount of shape - shifting could mask his incredible body odour . The Third Doctor has the last semi - conscious Sontaran by the collar amidst all his fallen compatriots , and the Fifth suggests it may be time to move on ; the crowd of locals seems weary of their presence . On the space station , the Second and Sixth Doctors note that , of course , they ' re running in a circle . They slow deliberately , and the Second Doctor feigns a sprained ankle to allow Davros and the Daleks to catch up . As Davros gloats over the chance to kill the Doctor twice over , the Sixth Doctor goads him into making a bad pun about his imminent victory . The Wildean Wit Enforcer summarily dispatches Davros and the Daleks in a flurry of thrown weaponry . Amidst the smoking wreckage of the Daleks , the Second Doctor stops the Sixth from reflexively making a bad pun about the situation . The Beige Guardian watches the battles with increasing horror . He bewails his constant failures and wonders whether he hasn ' t been trying too hard to get the other Guardians of Time to take him seriously . While he ' s distracted , the First and Eighth Doctors work together to break free of the cake . They use a giant fork to launch one of the dynamite " candles " at the Guardian just as it explodes , disintegrating him . All the other Doctors reappear by the cake . The Eighth Doctor begins to explain his deduction that the Beige Guardian had been merely a collection of electronic impulses , easily dissipated by the explosion , but the First Doctor cuts him off and explains the same deduction in a longer - winded manner . The Fourth Doctor questions the nature of the Doctors ' own existence ; what if they ' re " all " just electronic impulses arranged for someone ' s amusement ? The Third Doctor scoffs at the idea , while the Eighth Doctor responds that if such a thing is true , he hopes whoever is at the controls doesn ' t decide to cheat . Watching the exchange on the Time - Space Visualiser , joystick in hand , bowl of crisp s in her lap , Izzy Sinclair grins at winning her video game .