Call - Me - Kevin Annoyance Factor : x13 . 5 Background . Call - Me - Kevin steal name from origin mysterious . Falling from one ocean to other make memory bad and sadness big . Big red spike creature find ocean ally in Unibouzu . Big sea urchin poor role model and teach even the worse . Do not blame Kevin for bad behavior , when society is reflected in spiky rogue . Call - Me - Kevin lashes out with jokes cruels and enjoyment of not getting the clap of justice Hero . A Hard Knock Kevin . At first glance , Call - Me - Kevin resembles any other Kaiju Big Battel Rogue : thuggish , violent , and lacking all basic morality . And while Kevin is certainly an unrepentant trickster , the more you learn about him , the more you realize that he ' s not entirely to blame for his prankster ways . He too is a displaced victim . He too has been misled by his role models . Is Call Me Kevin really a villain ? Perhaps society is the true Rogue . . . Millions of years ago , Call - Me - Kevin lived beyond the reach of human telescopes on an aquatic - paradise planet called Piscon 7 . There , Kevin led a simple life as a kelp farmer . ( The presence of kelp on both Piscon 7 and Earth should be noted as one of the universe ' s divine mysteries . ) Each day , he took pleasure in his routine : rise , work the farm , spend time with his family . He felt as if nothing could intrude on his undersea utopia . Little did he know , this bucolic existence was about to end forever . With no telescopic equipment and little interest in the stars , the inhabitants of Piscon 7 had no warning of the meteoroid that would shatter their world . So when it hit , the impact was catastrophic . Fault lines shook and molten lava rose from the planet ' s core , bringing the water to a boil and cooking most Piscons alive . But they were the lucky ones : the meteoroid ' s impact created a splash so powerful that it sent many Piscons hurtling into outer space . Most of these unwitting astronauts died an agonizing death , flopping about spastically as their gills uselessly sucked for oxygen in deep space . Call - Me - Kevin , however , managed to escape this excrutiating fate . When the meteoroid hit , he ' d been near the surface , tracking down an errant kelp hoe . His proximity to the surface , coupled with a confluence of fast - moving ocean currents , submerged him in an enormous water droplet that the big splash hurled into the cosmos . Then , before the droplet could break up , outerspace ' s frigid temperatures froze the ball solid . Encased in ice , the six - eyed alien ' s metabolism slowed to a state of hibernation : his body required no food or oxygen and his mind slowed along with his body . After the first hundred years of his entrapment , he forgot the names and faces of his family . A thousand years passed and memories of life on Piscon 7 began to fade . Then , millions of year later , Call - Me - Kevin ' s remembered nothing . Then in the late twentieth century , earth ' s gravitational pull sucked in the icy ball and dragged it down through the planet ' s atmosphere into the sea . Call - Me - Kevin awoke at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean disoriented and confused . Floating around the Pacific , the foreigner felt lost in a world full of unfamiliar menaces : in his first week alone , a trawling net caught his toe , an oil slick fowled up his gills , and a Trafalgar Class Nuclear Powered Attack Submarine knocked him back into unconsciousness . Bruised , confused , and alone , the interstellar aqua - man crawled up under a sunken oil tanker and began to weep . In this pathetic state , Call - Me - Kevin was found by a creature that ' d change his life forever . When Unibouzu found Call - Me - Kevin , Uni was happy as a clam . He ' d just devoured three tourists who ' d ventured too far from a Great Barrier Reef tour and was out looking for sharks to tease when he spotted the clueless creature . Taking pity on the sad beast , Unibouzu assured him that he was a giant sea monster and that with a little training , he could become his sidekick . Although Call - Me - Kevin didn ' t know what either a sea monster or a sidekick was , he decided that both sounded better than getting beat up by a nuclear - powered submarine . So Call - Me - Kevin trained as Unibouzu ' s apprentice in Roguishness . Under the watchful eye of his spiny mentor , Call - Me - Kevin began swallowing row boats , knocking down piers , and hanging on every one of Unibouzu ' s words . Unfortunately , Unibouzu proved to be both a poor teacher and an abysmal role model . Where Unibouzu found great success in the world of Kaiju Big Battel , Call - Me - Kevin found failure . He shared the same enthusiasm for aquatic acrobatic attacks , but Call - Me - Kevin ' s delivery was unrefined and sloppy . While Unibouzu scored victories , Call - Me - Kevin became a whipping boy for Kaiju ' s elite . Even as he racked up loss after loss , Call - Me - Kevin took solace in Unibouzu ' s success . With this hero complex built around his mentor , Call - Me - Kevin did everything in his power to impress Unibouzu : silly pranks , wanton destruction , and outlandish behavior . While this may have endeared him to Uni , Kevin ' s trickster ways soon became a major Kaiju nuisance and earned him a troublesome Rogue reputation that he continues to uphold .