March 3 , 2014 Monday Night RAW results The March 3 , 2014 Edition of RAW is a Professional wrestling television show of the WWE ' s RAW brand , which took place on March 3 , 2014 at AllState Arena in Chicago , Illinois . The Raw host was Aaron Paul . Summary . IT ’ S CLOBBERIN ’ TIME … almost . Faced with a Chicago crowd foaming at the mouth for the return of CM Punk , Paul Heyman addressed his former protégé ’ s absence the only way he knew how : By sitting cross - legged in the ring and denouncing the WWE Universe who “ took [ Punk ] away ” from Heyman and The Undertaker , who instigated Punk ’ s fateful break from Heyman ’ s tutelage . However , with The Phenom back in Heyman ’ s sights after the events of last week , a revenge - hungry Heyman brought out Brock Lesnar to respond to last week ’ s confrontation with The Undertaker , but The Anomaly soon found himself besieged – yet again – by Mark Henry , who ’ s still got a score to settle with the former UFC Heavyweight Champion after being injured at his hands . Despite scoring a strike to The Anomaly ’ s face , The World ’ s Strongest Man found himself F - 5 ’ ed through a table in a demonic demonstration to The Deadman , wherever he may be . The New Age is over and The Usos , having circled the WWE Tag Team Championships for the better part of a year , finally got theirs by defeating the resurgent New Age Outlaws and claiming the twin titles for their very own . It took some work , though : having been embarrassed in short order the previous week by the twin high - flyers , the champions weren ’ t about to go quietly and set about immediately grounding Jey Uso by targeting his knee . The titleholders unleashed their inner Attitude by battering Jey about the mat . It took the better part of the match for Jey to reach his brother , but when he did the tables turned in rapid fashion . The Outlaws attempted the same dirty play that saved their titles at Elimination Chamber . Unfortunately for them , The Usos were more than ready . Jimmy picked Billy Gunn apart with a Samoan drop and , despite a Road Dogg interference that gave the former Intercontinental Champion life , put the Outlaws ’ reign to its bitter end by dodging the Famouser and tagging in Jey for one final Superfly Splash . After his second Raw match in a row against Big E , it looks like Cesaro ’ s greatest obstacle in defeating the Intercontinental Champion has become – of all people - Jack Swagger . Internal miscommunication between The Real Americans once again doomed Cesaro to defeat against the powerful titleholder , despite an effort from the Über - American that seemed all but certain to end in victory thanks to an immediate tilt - a - whirl backbreaker to the humongous champion . Swagger briefly occupied E after Cesaro hauled him to the outside and his partner capitalized with a 10 - rotation Cesaro Swing … at which point Swagger stormed the ring and flattened the champion with a Swagger Bomb that brought both a disqualification loss and a post - match Big Ending down on Cesaro . The WWE Universe knew , after Elimination Chamber , that The Shield was far from infallible when stacked against The Wyatt Family . But who ’ d have thought The Hounds of Justice suffered their second thrashing at the Family ’ s hands thanks to a desertion from within their own ranks ? The Shield ’ s professions of unity seemed to hold strong in the beginning of the match , when Seth Rollins put his aerodynamic offense to good use by hurling his body over the ropes against Luke Harper & Erick Rowan before Bray Wyatt equalized the match . The Shield powered ahead in the match on the back of Rollins ’ efforts , and Dean Ambrose tagged in to trap Rowan in the Figure - Four Leglock . The bout quickly descended into an all - out brawl , with Wyatt members storming the ring at random intervals to keep Roman Reigns at bay before Ambrose found himself isolated in The Wyatts ’ corner . A big DDT to Bray opened things up for a tag , but Rollins – supposedly tired of being “ the glue ” of The Shield – hit the bricks and left his teammates to the mercy ( or lack thereof ) of The Wyatts . Despite Reigns ’ last - ditch effort to storm the match , Harper sent him tumbling with a suicide dive and Ambrose was put to bed with a final Sister Abigail from Bray , while a seemingly regretful Rollins looked on from the ramp . Emma may not have captured the NXT Women ’ s Championship at NXT ArRIVAL , but the dancing Diva proved , yet again , she is nothing to be trifled with when she earned the win for herself and her maybe - more - than - friend Santino Marella in a Mixed Tag Team Match on Raw . The unlucky recipients of Emma ’ s second consecutive tapout were Fandango & Summer Rae , who have taken issue with the emergence of both the Australian beauty and the persistence of The Italian Stallion in recent weeks . Emma and Santino seemed intent on irritating their opponents to the point of defeat by tagging each other in and out repeatedly , though Fandango put a stop to that by punching Santino square in the face . Santino dodged the top - rope leg drop to tag in Emma and his gal pal handled the rest , applying the Dil - Emma tarantula and Emma Sandwich running corner splash while Santino chased Fandango away with the Cobra to prevent any intrusion . One Emma Lock to Summer Rae later and it was time to cue the bubbles and dancing . Christian does not let a grudge go so easily : The newly nasty Captain Charisma has made it a point to target Sheamus in recent weeks , stemming from an accidental Brogue Kick to the face that cost the duo a tag match on SmackDown a few weeks back . Unfortunately for Christian , forgive - and - forget isn ’ t Sheamus ’ style either , exactly , and a few slaps to the face in the beginning of their latest contest brought out the beast in The Celtic Warrior . Captain Charisma seemed more intent on humiliating Sheamus with slaps than beating him outright , and even though the Irishman sent the two - time World Champion scurrying around the ring , Christian eventually found his footing by knocking Sheamus from the turnbuckle to the arena floor . The Celtic Warrior saved himself by dodging a frog splash , following with a rolling senton and slowly powering to critical mass . Christian proved himself to be more than resilient , kicking out of White Noise at two and forcing Sheamus to adjust his game - plan . Ultimately , the Irishman did just that , felling his foe with a Brogue Kick off the apron for three . Tough luck , fella . Congratulations , Bella Army : Nikki and Brie look better than ever . The Bellas ’ teamwork hit a new level of efficiency against Alicia Fox & Aksana when they isolated the Lithuanian beauty in the early goings , though Alicia helped turn the tables and to keep Brie Bella separated from her sister . The plan worked for a time , and it looked for a moment like Brie wouldn ’ t be able to reach Nikki . A final burst gave her the wind to beat her opponents back and the freshly - tagged Nikki opened things up for the twin Divas in a big way , riding a timely assist from Brie ( # BrieMode ) to drop Alicia with her self - dubbed " Nikki Rack Attack " Torture Rack backbreaker for the win . Daniel Bryan still hasn ’ t gotten his “ YES ! ” from Triple H . It ’ s certainly not for lack of trying , though ; less than an hour before his planned battle with Batista , the submission expert took to the ring and vowed to “ hijack Raw ” until The King of Kings accepted his WrestleMania 30 challenge . And yet again , Bryan ’ s demand was met with the same response from The Authority : That he was a “ B + player ” unworthy of The Game ’ s attention at WrestleMania . Bryan wasn ’ t deterred in the slightest , though , standing toe - to - toe with The King of Kings in a war of words until Stephanie McMahon demanded Kane come out to remove Bryan from the ring . This isn ’ t exactly Bryan ’ s first rodeo in dealing with The Devil ’ s Favorite Director of Operations , though . The “ Yes ! ” man happily engaged his old tag team partner in a knock - down brawl outside the ring until security and officials pried the two apart and sent Bryan back to the locker room … for now . Dolph Ziggler , who has suffered at the hands of Alberto Del Rio ’ s vicious kicks for months on end , finally got one over on “ Mexico ’ s Greatest Export ” when he showed up – as only he can – the opulent Del Rio in a one - on - one match on Raw . With “ Need For Speed ” star and Raw Special Guest Star Aaron Paul acting as his corner man , The Showoff was in fine form in The Windy City , one - upping Del Rio ’ s classic entrance by riding Paul ’ s “ Need For Speed ” ride into the arena and hanging tough against a particularly vicious tilt - a - whirl backbreaker . Riding the WWE Universe ’ s enthusiasm , Dolph planted Del Rio with a leaping DDT , though a superkick to The Showoff ’ s chin seemed to spell the end . Paul – who had been perched at commentary – took that as his cue and distracted Del Rio long enough for The Showoff to find his bearings . Ziggler wiggled free of an attempted Cross Armbreaker to plant Del Rio with a Zig Zag , and that , as they say , was that . Might a civil war be brewing between The Real Americans ? Only hours after Jack Swagger cost Cesaro a match against Big E , the former U . S . Champion reciprocated his teammate by costing Swagger his own bout with the Intercontinental Champion in a dust - up that got physical before all was said and done . Swagger had been stewing for this match since Elimination Chamber , but thanks to Cesaro he ’ d have to wait a little longer when the former U . S . Champion Neutralized Big E about two seconds after the bell . Swagger took issue and was very nearly hauled into the Cesaro Swing until Zeb Colter was forced to play the voice of reason , forcing the two “ brothers ” to hug it out in shades of Team Hell No . Of course , that didn ’ t solve every issue between those two , so let ’ s file this under “ tentatively settled ” for the moment . Despite not being cleared to compete in Chicago , John Cena still gutted his way to the ring to lob some verbal volleys towards The Wyatt Family , who sent him to the injured reserve last year but , as Cena reminded them , have to go through him to claim the future of WWE for their own . Bray Wyatt wasn ’ t about to let the moment pass without responding , and The Eater of Worlds materialized on the TitanTron to issue a haunting warning to Cena , who he likened to a prized , but aging , stallion . “ How long do you think you can fend us off ? ” Wyatt asked , vowing to “ put [ Cena ] down ” when all was said and done . Who wins when a goat battles an Animal ? No one for now , thanks to a small army of intruders that turned Daniel Bryan ’ s match against Batista into an all - out brawl that ended in indecisive fashion . Despite Batista ’ s assertion that Bryan ’ s “ YES ! ” Movement was the most ridiculous thing he ’ d ever seen , the submission expert served notice to a No . 1 contender that seemed more concerned with WWE World Heavyweight Champion Randy Orton at ringside than defeating his opponent . Bryan went immediately after the knee of the much larger Batista to soften him up for a half - crab , though The Animal countered with a clothesline that nearly knocked the beard off Bryan ’ s face . Bryan reciprocated with a missile dropkick , but The Authority ’ s arrival threw the “ Yes ! ” man off his game and allowed Batista to hurl Bryan into an unsuspecting Orton . The Viper replied by attacking Bryan ( which disqualified The Animal ) and instigating a scrum between Batista , Bryan , Orton and The Authority that culminated in a defiant Bryan receiving a Batista Bomb and , finally , a Pedigree from Triple H , who proclaimed he was tired of Bryan ’ s “ fantasy . ” Given his reaction , it seems that Bryan ’ s WrestleMania dream will remain just that … at least for the moment .