Moron Morons are a mystery . You will encounter many types of moron ; from the harmless class n00b to the grossly incompetent player . So here is an easy guide to how they have been classified : The duelist . As long as there have been World of Warcraft players , there have been players that constantly want to duel anything that moves . They would duel plants if the plants didn ' t wisely reject their duel requests . The worst of this sort are the ones who lurk by the entrance to a major city trying to duel anyone who dares enter or leave . Let us also not forget the max - level characters who constantly request to duel characters well below their level . N00b . N00bs have a small idea about the importance of right - click ; usually they try to help out the Grossly incompetent n00b in some way as best they can . They will probably need some time figuring out which NPC ' s give the quests and training , which brings you to : Grossly incompetent n00b . You must have either seen or been one of these people at some point in your life . They are the people who never figured out that you have to right click everything , and that your gear at the start is not what you will be wearing for the whole game . They will use their one attack to get to a modest level and then make their way to a capital city , still at level 1 . We are not sure how they are able to do this , but they do it . Warning : on role playing servers , people never go beyond level 1 , relying on alts for cash and materials . If it is a role - playing server , than you will have to keep your mouth shut . Class incompetent . Very rare , but everyone has been one of these . Essentially , you are actually terrible at your class . Not guildie or Pug insult - you are lame at your class . Options are to either master the class you have chosen with online strategy guides or just to make your character anew . Alt - a - holic . Many people are alt - a - holics . You just have to try out Blacksmithing . . . oh , and Hunter s look like fun . . . and I wanna play through the Goblin starter zone . . . so much to do . . . so little time . ( And so little choice between hairstyles without going to the barber . I wanna Gnome affro ! ) The person who keeps getting stuck in things . You have , at some point , gotten stuck in between two annoyingly placed pieces of the environment . And thus you engage in all sorts of scenarios ( jumping , walking , getting on / off your mount ) and eventually you either get free or do a Hearth escape . The young pupil . In real life , these people would probably say something like ' please , teach me how to be good , ' but on WoW , it ' s more like ' omfg , how can I do that ? ' Usually , in WoW the matter is resolved with these words : Learn 2 Play . The heirloom wearer . Would not at first seem to be a moron , but when you consider that they ' ve given an alt f * * * ing HEIRLOOM gear , their idiocy shines through like a beacon . Do they actually think its gonna help them ? No , it just makes them look like jerks in front of all of us who do freakin ' QUESTS for our gear . Goldshire Residents . One does not simply walk into Goldshire willingly , and even less to the Lion ' s Pride Inn , these two locations should be avoided at all costs unless you want to be scarred for life . That concludes the moron article . Edit it if you see anyone who is an idiot but I have not classified .