May 13 , 2013 Monday Night RAW results The May 13 , 2013 Edition of RAW is a Professional wrestling television show of the WWE ' s RAW brand , which took place on May 13 , 2013 at the BOK Center in Tulsa , Oklahoma . Summary . In his younger and more vulnerable years ( read : 2011 ) , Chris Jericho dabbled in the art of dance on “ Dancing With the Stars ” and proved himself to be a pretty adept rug - cutter . For those keeping score , that makes two extracurriculars Y2J is aces at ( he ' s also great at musical chairs and " The Price is Right " ) . But dance with the devil in the pale moonlight and you ’ re likely to get decked from behind , as Y2J – flanked by former “ Stars ” competitor Edyta Sliwinska – learned during his tango with Fandango on Monday Night Raw . . The friendly - ish exercise in rhythmic rivalry had the WWE Universe shivering with anticipation , but Fandango ’ s initiating dance was cut short by an apparent injury to Summer Rae ’ s ankle . When Jericho gentlemanly moved to check on the injured dancer , Fandango struck from behind and did a number of his own on Y2J , kicking him in the face and bashing Jericho in the head with a piece of the hardwood floor . Summer Rae proved herself to be far from a beautiful little fool as well , later revealing her tweaked ankle as subterfuge to trap Jericho into her man ’ s attack . Sly devils , but the next time they meet , Fandango may not be so lucky . Add some Long Island Iced - Z to the movable feast that is Ryback ’ s opponent list , as the No . 1 contender to the WWE Champion devoured Zack Ryder in a brutish bout on Monday Night Raw . The former U . S . Champion has been in the midst of a self - initiated reinvention , but Ryder ’ s gift of infinite hope brought him no amnesty against the “ Human Wrecking Machine ” in their first - ever rumble between the ropes . Ryder took it to his monstrous foe as best he could , but the endeavor ended in catastrophe all the same when Ryback cut Ryder down with Shell Shocked , an ominous dismantling of John Cena ’ s buddy that The Champ surely took notice of . It ’ s been a while since we heard from The Prime Time Players , but the braggadocio - filled brawlers made their big - time return on Raw with a roaring victory over Tons of Funk . It looked like a lost cause for the Players at the outset , as Brodus Clay & Tensai handily dismantled the tag - team stalwarts for the better part of the bout . D . Young proved to be the difference maker , striking Brodus with his Afro pick at the moment of truth and leaving " The Big Deal " to roll The Funkasaurus up for an illicit three - count . The job finished , Titus and D . Young then retreated back into their money and vast carelessness , leaving The Funkadactyls to clean up the mess . Damien Sandow may yet find a second calling as a singer should he ever decide his time in the ring has run its course , but the man in the cool pink tights opted to act " contrary to popular demand " for his bout against U . S . Champion Kofi Kingston just six days before Extreme Rules . With Kofi prepping for a vicious challenger to his hard - won title at the year ' s most extreme event , The Dreadlocked Dynamo needed a strong showing to carry him into the pay - per - view and he delivered just that , knocking off The Enlightened One in a fast and brutish bout in Tulsa . Sandow certainly put up a fight against the U . S . Champion , felling Kingston with an early Elbow of Disdain , but Kofi ultimately played a tune of his own on “ The Duke of Decency , ” when he clocked Sandow with a Trouble in Paradise . The kick to Sandow ’ s immaculately - kept coif was sufficient to keep the brainy brawler down for the three - count . Sheamus is as jolly a brawler as the WWE Universe is ever likely to see , but the former World Heavyweight Champion was far from smiling last week when Mark Henry left him a welted mess courtesy of a beatdown with a belt . Happily , Sheamus ain ’ t exactly Mr . Nobody from Nowhere , and The Celtic Warrior dished out a little payback on The World ’ s Strongest Man when Henry challenged him to come down to the ring for aa confrontation before their Extreme Rules strap scrap on Monday Night Raw . Henry ( who took a moment to demonstrate the Strap Match rules on poor unfortunate Josh Mathews ) surely thought he ’ d make mincemeat of the Irishman with the strap once again , but but while it takes two to make an accident , it just takes one to make a whupping . Sheamus had planned ahead and stored a strap of his own beneath the ring , and the sudden evening of the odds clearly took Henry aback . The Celtic Warrior quickly gained the upper hand , going to town on the truck - towing titan and driving The World ’ s Strongest Man out of the ring , putting off his Hall of Pain induction for at least one more week . Antonio Cesaro boldly proclaimed himself last week as the Superstar who puts the “ W ” in WWE , but for the second time in a week The Swiss Superman found himself coming up short against the Superstar who has proved to be his personal foil : Randy Orton . Following their slugfest on WWE Main Event last Wednesday , Cesaro came to Raw looking to de - fang The Viper in a bid for retaliation , but the elusive victory over Orton continued to evade his grasp . The loss didn ’ t come for lack of trying , as Cesaro attacked Orton with ruthless aggression and seemed hell beat on putting The Viper out to pasture , countering Orton ' s hanging DDT with a rollup pin that nearly sent The Apex Predator to the showers . But The Swiss Superman ultimately found himself putting the “ KO ” in RKO when Orton lashed out with his feared finisher to cut Cesaro ' s night short . Guess who ’ s back ? Last seeing reclaiming the Intercontinental Championship at WrestleMania 29 ( no need to mention the next night ) , The Miz returned to the WWE Universe for the first time in a month with his attitude high and spoiling for a fight . That he got , though surprisingly not from Wade Barrett , with whom he so recently brawled over championship gold . Instead , The Awesome One got his hands on Heath Slater and certainly made the most of the opportunity , earning a roaring victory over the 3MB frontman and kicking his return off in style . Slater got his licks in on Miz , with 3MB rushing to their bandmate ’ s aid at the first possible opportunity . But the former WWE Champion was quick to react , softening Slater ’ s legs up before plying the Figure - Four Leglock en route to a submission victory . Good news and bad news : The good news is , The Shield have finally been defeated . The bad news is , not only did it take a technicality for the NXT alums to suffer their first loss in a Six - Man setting , but they seemed to have willingly taken the defeat for the sake of decimating John Cena . The men in black ’ s opponents for the night were the same as a couple of weeks ago – Cena & Team Hell No – but there was one twist to their latest bout : the match would be contested under elimination rules . The twist seemed likely to even the odds better , but it was Cena & Co who found themselves at a disadvantage when their numbers thinned before The Shield ’ s did . Cena nearly rallied to win the match after Bryan & Kane were tossed , trapping Dean Amrbose in the STF before he was swarmed into the Triple Powerbomb . The attack came after Tag Title challengers Rollins & Reigns had already been eliminated and technically cost The Shield the match , but the NXT alums seemed more than willing to pay the price . Cena ’ s night went from bad to worse in quick measure afterwards when Ryback emerged from the locker room , striking The Champ in his injured foot to give himself one final leg up ( literally ) on Cena before Extreme Rules . Thanks to Teddy Long ’ s earlier edict , Big E Langston ’ s opponent would be decided by the WWE Universe via the WWE App , and they chose the man Dolph Ziggler ’ s heavy was slated to face last Friday on SmackDown before things went south : Jack Swagger . And with his mentor laid up at home , Big E certainly took great relish in the opportunity to pound the " Real American " within an inch of his own consciousness , unloading on Swagger with fists that shook Tulsa to its core . Langston ' s enthusiasm ultimately got the better of him when the bout spilled to the outside and Swagger tossed the charging behemoth into the WWE Universe itself , scampering back into the ring before the count of 10 and leaving Big E to suffer a loss as a result . Things took a turn for the worse yet again after that , as Alberto Del Rio and Ricardo Rodriguez stormed down to the ring and mixed it up with Swagger . Big E attempted to intervene and got a couple shots to the head for his trouble , leaving the two " I Quit " contestants to fight it out one final time before they meet at Extreme Rules . Natalya may carry the pedigree of Bret Hart in her veins , but AJ Lee seems to have subscribed to the philosophy of Ric Flair , wheeling and dealing her way to an upset victory over the dynamic Diva just six days before Extreme Rules . The feisty No . 1 contender to the Divas Title felt Natalya ’ s wrath for the majority of the match , suffering a severe beating at the Hart descendant ’ s hands to the point where she seemed to be out on her feet . But AJ was saving her biggest surprise for last , ensnaring Natalya in an Octopus hold she dubbed the “ Black Widow ” and forcing the submission - trained Diva to tap out in the process . Clearly , it ’ s not the size of the dog in the fight , as Kaitlyn would be wise to heed as she prepares for her inevitable title defense against her former best friend . More than one year since Brock Lesnar first split his arm like a twig , Triple H stood in a ring surrounded by a steel cage and spoke of finality . He spoke of the war between the two of them , the battles , the blood , but most of all , he spoke about the hate that had brewed between them . So it was with hate in his heart that Triple H beckoned his monstrous foe to join him in his “ home , ” and lo and behold , The Anomaly answered with Paul Heyman at his side . And for once , the silver tongue of the mad scientist was not enough to keep “ The Beast Incarnate ” in check . Although Heyman initially dispelled Brock from the notion of fighting The King of Kings without a proper payday , The Game ’ s mind games won out in the end and Lesnar entered the cage , battering Triple H about before The Game found his second wind , hauling Lesnar through the cage door and apparently satisfying him for the time being . With a sneer on his face , Lesnar lifted Heyman to his feet and made his exit . Make no mistake , the hate within him beat on . But in Tulsa , that hate was a boat against the current , overwhelmed by the apparent caution that bore the beast ceaselessly ( if not easily ) back into the locker room one final time .