Elaan of Troyius ( episode ) The " Enterprise " transports Elaan , Dohlman of Elas , to an arranged marriage on Troyius . Summary . Teaser . Disgruntled by the cloak - and - dagger orders cut by a desk - bound Starfleet bureaucrat , Kirk , Spock , Dr . McCoy , and Scotty prepare to welcome the Elasian members of the mission . Kirk still doesn ' t know the details of the task he is about to perform . The secrecy is apparently called for because the Tellun system is in the vicinity of the Federation - Klingon border . Scientists who first reported on Elas called the men " vicious and arrogant , " the women " very special , with a subtle , mystical power that drives men wild . " Petri , the somewhat fussy , Troyian ambassador , says the next step is to pick up the " Dohlman " , the person most feared and hated by Troyians . The Dohlman is a small woman , Elaan , the ruler of Elas , who commands absolute obedience . She is accompanied by a group of huge , powerful men , who wear body armor and carry nuclear hand weapons . Act One . Petri now explains to Kirk that the Dohlman is to be given away in an arranged marriage to the ruler of Troyius . The two worlds now possess the capability of mutual destruction and it is hoped that the marriage will symbolically unite the worlds and bring peace . His own job is to teach her more refined , " civilized " manners – so the " Enterprise " must proceed back to Troyius at the slowest speed possible . Almost immediately , Kirk is summoned to Elaan ' s quarters ( actually Uhura ' s ) by the news that she is dissatisfied with them . Kirk arrives to find Elaan throwing a fit . Petri is there , trying to placate her with wedding gifts : a pair of embroidered slipper s , a shimmering blue gown and an antique folk - art necklace he calls " " the most prized of royal jewels – for your lovely neck ! " " His reluctance is very obvious despite his veneer . She wants nothing of Troyius or what she considers its soft , servile customs , but Kirk tells her she ' ll have to put up with them if she is to fulfill her obligations . Asking Kirk if he is responding to her many complaints about Uhura ' s quarters , the captain suggests that she will have to get comfortable here . When told this , Elaan prepares to throw a pillow around and Kirk responds , " " There are no more available , but if that ' s the only way you can get gratification , I ' ll arrange to have the whole room filled from floor to ceiling with breakable objects . " " In a corridor outside Elaan ' s quarters , Petri insists to Kirk that he hates the Elasians and cannot complete his task , for Elaan is impossibly arrogant and violent . Troyian " males " had been described in these terms earlier , and we also hear Elaan denounce " female trappings " as offensive , saying she is not a " soft fawn to need pillows to sit on . " Petri still insists that there cannot be peace between Elasians and Troyians , since when he is around them , he wants to kill them . In response to Petri insisting that Elaan will not listen to him , Kirk suggests that he stop being so diplomatic and instead deal with her in a strong , straightforward manner . Spock reports what looks like a sensor " ghost , " but can ' t be , since all his equipment at his station is working perfectly , so it must instead be a spaceship . Kirk suggests that it may be a hydrogen cloud reflection , but Spock notes that the " Enterprise " is not near any in the area . Again , Kirk is summoned away from the bridge , this time to engineering where Elaan and her personal guard are looking around and fiddling with the controls . She expresses disdain for the crew trying to give her a tour and explanation of engineering , wanting only to know how the ship is used in combat . Scott is quick to point out that the engines are considered crucial in combat . Kirk tells her she should be more courteous but she says courtesy is not for inferiors . No sooner have Kirk , Spock , and Sulu determined that the " ghost " is in fact a Klingon warship , than Kirk is summoned again to Elaan ' s room . He finds Petri lying in a pool of blood with a dagger embedded in his back . Act Two . Petri will recover , but he renounces his mission and wants absolutely nothing further to do with Kirk . On top of everything else , the Federation High Commissioner is on his way to Troyius for the wedding . Asked by Nurse Chapel why any man would want an Elasian bride if they act like this , Petri explains that it is biochemical : any man whose skin is touched by the tears of an Elasian woman immediately falls in love with her – forever . Kirk explains the mission to Elaan in terms of military discipline , while she sits there eating like a barbarian and drinking right from the bottle of Saurian brandy , with no table manners whatsoever . She reiterates that she despises Troyians and will not go through with the wedding . Kirk states that he ' ll teach her basic etiquette himself . Meanwhile , Kryton sneaks into engineering and performs acts of sabotage on the dilithium crystals . Watson , an engineer , catches him in the act and Kryton kills him by snapping his neck . Act Three . When Kirk tries to visit Elaan again , he is kept out by her guards , but has had the forethought to bring Spock , who phaser - stuns the guards long enough to let Kirk in . Again , Elaan throws a fit , but Kirk yells right back at her and demands that she accept the orders she ' s been given as laid out by the Elasian and Troyian councils , letting some of his own irritation with " councils , rulers , and bureaucrats " creep into his lecture . Elaan decides there ' s one thing she can trust Kirk with ; she worries that nobody likes her . As she talks about this , she cries , and Kirk wipes her tears away , not having heard Petri ' s earlier warning in sickbay . It is not clear whether Elaan has done this on purpose or whether she ' s genuinely unhappy ; perhaps both . In any case , the two soon embrace and make love . Sometime later , Kirk is paged by Uhura , who ' s found a tight - beam radio transmission to the Klingon vessel coming from within engineering . Kirk orders intruder alert and that security report to engineering on the double . It is discovered to have come from Kryton , the chief of Elaan ' s guard , using a Klingon communicator , just before he is caught by the engineering officer he promptly murdered . Kirk questions him about his sabotage and his involvement with the Klingons but Kryton will not talk and he states he is conditioned against responding to any physical torture to make him talk . Kirk calls Spock to engineering to perform a Vulcan mind - probe on him . Kryton kills himself by self - vaporization . Scott checks various relays for sabotage . Kirk returns to Elaan , who tells him that Kryton loved her and had acted out of jealousy . Kirk wonders why the Klingons would care about disrupting the wedding , but Elaan is unconcerned and welcomes the interference . She suggests that he use the ship ' s power to completely obliterate Troyius , and be rewarded by the Elasians but his will and ethics are still too strong for that . This is something she can admire and understand . Judging by Elaan ' s much gentler behavior , it seems that the bond affects the woman as well as the man ; she seems to now genuinely care for and respect Kirk as an equal . After being reluctantly called out of Elaan ' s quarters by McCoy and Spock , Kirk finds out about Elasian tears and demands that McCoy find an antidote . The Klingon ship prepares to attack . Scott discovers a bomb has been rigged to the engines and set to go off if the ship goes to warp . Act Four . Kirk manages to bluff their way out of the attack , observed by Elaan who has followed him to the bridge , standing near the turbolift . He asks her to go to sickbay as it is the safest part of the ship , reminding her that he must still take her to Troyius . While in sickbay , she encounters Petri , who again offers the wedding necklace and speaks , sincerely and without frills , of the hope for peace between their worlds . Scott manages to dismantle the bomb , but finds the dilithium crystal converter assembly has been fused , meaning the ship couldn ' t go to warp anyhow – or power up the phaser banks . They must have replacement crystals . If they contact Starfleet , they would alert the Klingons of their vulnerability . The Klingon captain calls for their unconditional surrender . Kirk manages some slow but impressive tactical maneuvers as the Klingon ship approaches and fires . Again , Elaan appears on the bridge in her wedding outfit , thinking they are about to die . Spock picks up unusual energy readings and finds they ' re coming from her necklace , which is strung with uncut dilithium crystals . She explains that the white beads are common stones called " radan s " , and that the necklace is of little value other than its traditional meaning of good fortune . Klingon and Federation interest in this system is now clear , and Elaan gladly donates the necklace for Scotty to reactivate the engines . Her words , " " If I can be of any help , of course " " , proof that she was aware of common courtesy all along . The Klingon captain offers one last chance to surrender as he points out the " Enterprise " is draining its reserves and shields are buckling . Stalling for time , Kirk requests protection of Elaan as a condition for surrender . The Klingon captain refuses , and reiterates its unconditional surrender demand . Spock and Scott finish the installation of the crystals , while Kirk orders that Ensign Chekov have the photon torpedoes armed and ready . Explaining his strategy to the bridge crew , he prepares a full spread of torpedoes at the Klingons . The crude shape of the crystals cause power fluctuations but the " Enterprise " manages to power up and restore its shields . Kirk orders warp maneuvers and pivots at warp two . The Klingons fire on the " Enterprise " , but exposes their aft to her . Seizing the attack of opportunity , Kirk orders photon torpedoes fired , scoring a direct hit to the Klingon ' s midship . Spock reports significant damage to the Klingon ' s shields while Chekov says the ship is badly damaged , and is withdrawing at reduced speed . Kirk orders that Sulu resume course to Troyius while Elaan doesn ' t understand why he won ' t pursue and finish off the crippled Klingons . Later in the transporter room , as Elaan prepares to beam down for the wedding , she invites Kirk , but he won ' t come . She presents him with her dagger , saying that on Troyius they don ' t carry personal weapons . Openly weeping , she mounts the transporter platform and dematerializes . On the bridge , McCoy tells Spock that he has finally found a possible antidote , but Kirk is already apparently back to normal , and Spock says the " Enterprise " had captured his heart long before the Dohlman did . Memorable quotes . " " We cannot make peace with people we detest . " " " " Stop trying to kill each other . Then worry about being friendly . " " " " Stop being so diplomatic . She respects strength . Go in strong . " " " " Engines are for mechanics and menials . " " " " Courtesy is not for inferiors . " " " " Well , I ' ve heard of reluctant brides , but this is ridiculous . " " " " Mister Spock , the women on your planet are logical . That ' s the only planet in this galaxy that can make that claim . " " " " If I touch you again , Your Glory , it ' ll be to administer an ancient Earth custom called a spanking , a form of punishment administered to spoiled brats . " " " " Your presence here is interfering with my efficiency . My ability to protect you . " " " " That ' s all you men of other worlds can speak of . Duty and responsibility . " " " " The " Enterprise " infected the captain long before the Dohlman did . " " " " The Dohlman has promised that I will be whipped to death if I let Captain Kirk pass through that door . " " Background information . Remastered information . " Elaan of Troyius " was the sixty - third episode of the remastered version of " The Original Series " to air , premiering in syndication on the weekend of . Aside from the standard CGI replacement footage of the " Enterprise " , this episode most notably featured new effects shots of the planets Troyius and Elas . In addition , revised footage depicting the scenes of the confrontation between " Enterprise " and the Klingon battle cruiser were created . Links and references . 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