Scourge chat log Disclaimer : I did not write this , I am only sharing it with the community . This was written by Brian Buckley who ran the site coffee with sargeras ( hosted at blogspot – original address now defunct ) , there were 3 scourge chat logs in all and this one has been adapted into a radio style show by a few WoW comentators such as Totalbiscuit and Jesse Cox . Scourge Chat Log . < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > User " theLichKing " has entered the chat . < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > [ theLichKing ] : Hey [ theLichKing ] : Anyone there ? [ theLichKing ] : * drums fingers * < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > User " Kel ' Thuz4d " has entered the chat . < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > [ theLichKing ] : Hey man . [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : my liege [ theLichKing ] : Listen , there ' s this thing I need you to do for me [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : anything my liege [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : what army must i lay to waste [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : whose lands shall i decimate for ur glory [ theLichKing ] : Um , yeah , I ' m good on decimation for today . We ' re going to hold off on the decimation for , like , a week or so . [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : ok ? [ theLichKing ] : I was thinking . How much trouble do you think it would be to have a thermostat installed in the Throne Room ? [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : . . . [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : y ? [ theLichKing ] : It ' s really really cold in here . [ theLichKing ] : I ' m Lord of the Scourge . I think I should get a thermostat . [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : no its a frozen throne [ theLichKing ] : Right [ theLichKing ] : See that ' s exactly what I ' m talking about . The throne is frozen . The chair that I sit on all day ? Literally a block of ice . [ theLichKing ] : It is so very , very cold . [ theLichKing ] : I actually cannot over - emphasize how cold I am on a daily basis . [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : but its supposed to be frozen [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : its the source of ur power [ theLichKing ] : About that . Can I get my power transferred to some other source ? [ theLichKing ] : Something that isn ' t made out of ice that I then have to literally sit on ? [ theLichKing ] : Someone dropped the ball there . [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : ok so like what should it be then [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : like a ring ? [ theLichKing ] : A ring ? [ theLichKing ] : Seriously , a ring . [ theLichKing ] : Do you _ read _ history ? [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : so what then [ theLichKing ] : I don ' t know . I ' ll think about it . Maybe an armoire . [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : armor ? [ theLichKing ] : No , not armor . An armoire . The furniture . [ theLichKing ] : Oh but speaking of armor [ theLichKing ] : I have skulls on my kneecaps . [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : ok ? [ theLichKing ] : No , it is _ not _ okay . [ theLichKing ] : I have skulls . [ theLichKing ] : On my _ kneecaps _ . [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : well for the thermostat i think u need approval from a supervisor [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : ill just get kiljaeden in here and well sort it out [ theLichKing ] : No ! [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : no its cool [ theLichKing ] : No , don ' t . . . [ theLichKing ] : Ugh , my old boss . I hate this guy . [ theLichKing ] : Ok I ' ll just . . . I ' ll act casual . Like old times . < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > User " Killzone ' jaeden " has entered the chat . < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : This had better be important . [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : yeah lich king here just wants a warmer throne room is all [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Warmer ? [ theLichKing ] : No it ' s really not necessary sir [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : You want a warmer throne room ? [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : yeah [ theLichKing ] : No [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : yeah he does [ theLichKing ] : I really don ' t . [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Ok sure let me just get right on that [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : I actually know these guys , they ' re really great , literally made out of fire [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : They could heat your room right up for you [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : They ' re called the Burning Legion . . . why don ' t I just invite them to Azeroth so they can come and [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : OH WAIT [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Someone ' s too busy being Chatty Cathy to PREPARE HIS WORLD FOR AN APOCALYPSE [ theLichKing ] : So sorry sir [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Yeah , " sir , " that ' s new [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : hey cmon though its not like weve just been sitting around [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : were spreading plague and stuff [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : we totally spread a lot of plague [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : and dont forget the spider war [ theLichKing ] : Actually I wouldn ' t mention that . . . [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Oh yes . The " Spider War . " [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : The " war " where you spent ten years getting rid [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : OF SPIDERS [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Check it out , I had a Mosquito War last night . Mosquito lands on me , I squish it . Done . Two seconds . [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Didn ' t take me ten years [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : BECAUSE I ' M NOT AN IDIOT [ theLichKing ] : Yes sir [ theLichKing ] : Very sorry sir . [ theLichKing ] : I ' m on it . [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Y ' know what , you know who else might want to hear about this [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Maybe I shold get Sargeras in here [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : Sure . [ theLichKing ] : NO ! That ' s not necessary [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Hold on I ' ll go get him . < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > User " Killzone ' jaeden " has left the chat . < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > [ theLichKing ] : ARE YOU CRAZY [ theLichKing ] : " Sure " ? Do you know who Sargeras actually is ? ? [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : i think so hes alliance right [ theLichKing ] : . . . [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : horde ? [ theLichKing ] : * headdesk * < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > User " An00b ' arak " has entered the chat . < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > [ An00b ' arak ] : hay guise whats goin on in dis chat [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : sup [ An00b ' arak ] : sup [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : sup [ An00b ' arak ] : sup [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : whaaaazzzzaaaaaap [ An00b ' arak ] : what are yoooooou doing [ theLichKing ] : GUYS [ theLichKing ] : SERIOUSLY [ An00b ' arak ] : whats his problem [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : hes cold [ An00b ' arak ] : well yeah he sits on a frozen throne inside of icecrown glacier with a sword named frostmorn [ An00b ' arak ] : the name icecrown glacier can only imply that among glaciers , which are themselves made of ice , this one is especially icy [ An00b ' arak ] : its possible there is some coldness involved [ theLichKing ] : _ Thank _ you ! [ theLichKing ] : Ok , so install me a thermostat pl0x . [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : uh boss ixnay on asking him to install stuff [ An00b ' arak ] : what is that supposed to mean ? ? [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : uh [ An00b ' arak ] : oh i get it [ An00b ' arak ] : bc im an arachnid ? ? ? ? ? [ An00b ' arak ] : and how could i possibly install a thermostat without thumbs [ An00b ' arak ] : racist [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : no no no [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : well ok yeah how would that actually work [ An00b ' arak ] : im sure i dont know . . . im just an arachnid [ An00b ' arak ] : guess what im not ashamed of what i am [ An00b ' arak ] : > 8 < spider pride < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > User " An00b ' arak " has left the chat . < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : thank god < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > User " An00b ' arak " has entered the chat . < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : oh god [ An00b ' arak ] : im lodging a formal protest [ An00b ' arak ] : i am going to let every1 know the scourge is not an equal opportunity employer [ An00b ' arak ] : and i am being discriminated against due to race [ An00b ' arak ] : and species [ An00b ' arak ] : and phylum [ theLichKing ] : Ok , look , there ' s no need to get upset [ An00b ' arak ] : omg [ An00b ' arak ] : dont apologize for him arthas < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > User " Killzone ' jaeden " has entered the chat . < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Sargeras is logging on now . [ theLichKing ] : Aw hell . [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Precisely . [ theLichKing ] : Listen , I wasn ' t complaining earlier , the temperature is fine . . . [ An00b ' arak ] : kiljaeden ? ? [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Excuse me , who is this ? I ' m * Lord * Jaeden to anybody that ' s not a Dreadlord . [ An00b ' arak ] : listen killy there is some phylumism going down in this piece [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Killy ? Oh you do want to die don ' t you . [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Also does nobody capitalize anymore ? ! [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : I didn ' t spend seven aeons feasting on the souls of the righteous just so I could play typing games with the functionally illiterate . [ An00b ' arak ] : no im serious this is a real issue [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : * What * is a real issue ? [ An00b ' arak ] : phylum [ An00b ' arak ] : ism [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : You best start talking some English [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Where the hell is Sargeras ? [ theLichKing ] : Precisely . [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Don ' t get cute . [ An00b ' arak ] : i am being discriminated against on the basis of my spinal condition [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : What is your spinal condition ? [ An00b ' arak ] : i dont have 1 [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : What ? [ An00b ' arak ] : im an arachnid [ An00b ' arak ] : > 8 < spider power [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Hey LK I thought you squished all of them already . You spent ten years on these morons and you didn ' t even finish the job ? [ An00b ' arak ] : what [ theLichKing ] : Yeah I reanimated him . I ' m the Lich King , it ' s sort of what I do . [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : So you smashed a bunch of bugs [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : And then you were like , [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : " Huh ! I sure would like to have those bugs back again ! " [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Is your brain frozen or what ? [ theLichKing ] : Ok that ' s kind of what I was getting at before . [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : That you ' re an idiot ? [ An00b ' arak ] : ur horrible [ An00b ' arak ] : ur a phylumist [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Oh no , I ' m horrible . Why don ' t you go and tell all my demon friends how horrible I am . They will be shocked . [ An00b ' arak ] : phylumist phylumist phulymst phylimist [ An00b ' arak ] : that gets hard to type after a while though < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > User " theLichKing " has kicked user " An00b ' arak " from the chat . < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : thank god < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > User " An00b ' arak " has entered the chat . < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : oh god [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : go back to your hole [ theLichKing ] : Yeah get out of here [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Go back to your hole , spider [ An00b ' arak ] : p [ An00b ' arak ] : h [ An00b ' arak ] : y [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : lolwut [ An00b ' arak ] : l [ An00b ' arak ] : u [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Shut . Up . [ An00b ' arak ] : m [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Dude get rid of this guy . [ An00b ' arak ] : i < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > User " theLichKing " has kicked user " An00b ' arak " from the chat . < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > User " An00b ' arak " has entered the chat . < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > [ An00b ' arak ] : sts < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > User " An00b ' arak " has left the chat . < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Finally [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Where the hell is Sargeras [ theLichKing ] : It ' s really not necessary , I withdraw my request completely . [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : no he wants armor [ theLichKing ] : An * armoire . * [ theLichKing ] : Of power . [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : I cannot express how much I hate both of you . [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : And this is coming from someone whose lungs are made out of solidified hate . < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > User " ~ * ` Sylvanas ' * ~ " has entered the chat . < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > [ ~ * ` Sylvanas ' * ~ ] : hey everyone ^ _ ^ [ theLichKing ] : How did you get in here ? ! [ theLichKing ] : This is a private chat ! [ ~ * ` Sylvanas ' * ~ ] : lol : ) [ ~ * ` Sylvanas ' * ~ ] : i hacked admin : ) < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > User " theLichKing " has kicked user " ~ * ` Sylvanas ' * ~ " from the chat . < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > [ ~ * ` Sylvanas ' * ~ ] : lol lol lol [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : TIE fighters [ theLichKing ] : What ? [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Nothing . Can ' t you kick her out ? [ theLichKing ] : I just tried [ ~ * ` Sylvanas ' * ~ ] : admin guys lol [ ~ * ` Sylvanas ' * ~ ] : : ) ^ _ _ _ ^ [ ~ * ` Sylvanas ' * ~ ] : oh plus i can chat under ur names check this out [ theLichKing ] : im a little girl and i like ponies lol [ theLichKing ] : What ! I hate ponies ! [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : ROFLMAO [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : she hax0red you dude [ theLichKing ] : This isn ' t funny ! [ theLichKing ] : i play with dolls [ theLichKing ] : and bake cookies with my mommy [ theLichKing ] : Untrue ! I deny everything [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Hahaha [ theLichKing ] : Ok guys this is lame let ' s just go to a different chat room [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : NO ! [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : We ' re waiting for Sargeras ! [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : It ' s next to impossible to get him into these things anyway [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : I ' m not going to confuse him [ theLichKing ] : im a little teapot short and stout [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Besides this is hilarious [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Sargeras is going to get here and you ' ll be singing about teapots . . . you ' ll get pwned [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Maybe he ' ll buy you a " pwny " [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Hahaha see what I did there [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : i dont get it [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : wait ok but thats dumb [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Wordplay . Look it up . [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : i like to dress up like a girl [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Oh now she ' s doing it to me too [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : i like to put on women ' s clothes [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : and pretend im a woman < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > User " ~ * ` Sylvanas ' * ~ " has left the chat . < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : and look at myself in the mirror all pretty [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : and call myself the prettiest prettiest princess [ theLichKing ] : Umm she ' s not here anymore [ theLichKing ] : Are you just typing that stuff yourself ? [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : . . . [ theLichKing ] : . . . [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : . . . [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : WHERE THE HELL IS SARGERAS < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > User " ~ * ` Sylvanas ' * ~ " has entered the chat . < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > [ ~ * ` Sylvanas ' * ~ ] : heeeeeee ~ [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : omg wtf this sux [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : i have a dungeon to run [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : pcs are going to be like raiding me and shiz [ theLichKing ] : Oh please . The expansion is called " Wrath of the Lich King . " It ' s got my _ name _ in it . You don ' t think a few guilds are going to be farming me as soon as I ' m a fightable boss ? [ theLichKing ] : probably not because i suck so much [ theLichKing ] : DAMMIT SYLVANAS [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : ok and now my cat is 8fwhwe8ufhffweeexvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : walking on my keyboard [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : hold on afk [ theLichKing ] : You have a cat ? [ theLichKing ] : Seriously ? [ theLichKing ] : You ' re a freaking skeleton lord . Why do you have a cat ? [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Yeah why * do * you have a cat ? [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : back , had to put the cat out [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : and ok [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : two things [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : first , cats are awesome [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : second , RACISM ? ? [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : " freaking skeleton lord " [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : WTF is wrong with you people ? [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : hey ! what do you mean . . . " you people " [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : What do YOU mean , " you people " ? [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : hahahaha [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Hahahaha . . . Tropic Thunder , great movie . [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : i like to poop [ theLichKing ] : . . . [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Ok that one I actually did not say , that was Sylvanas that time [ theLichKing ] : . . . [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : No seriously this time it was her [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : " this time " ? [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : wait so u really do like to wear womens clothes [ theLichKing ] : You are , in fact , the prettiest prettiest princess ? [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : No , of course not [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : do u have a panty drawer [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : No ! I wear boxers . With thorns on them . [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : And skulls . [ theLichKing ] : Ok were the skulls on the kneecaps YOUR idea then ? ? [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Wait what ? [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : yeah dont change the subject < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > User " SARGERAS " has entered the chat . < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > [ SARGERAS ] : I WILL CONSUME ALL HTE WORLDS ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 1 [ SARGERAS ] : I AM INVINICBLE ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! [ SARGERAS ] : I AM HTE DARK TITAN ! ! ! 111111 ! 1 ! [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : oh god [ SARGERAS ] : I WILL CONSUM ALL TEH WORLDS ! ! ! ! ! 1 ! ! ! ! ! ! [ theLichKing ] : You actually said that already [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : He spelled it different though . [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Dark Lord , there is an issue we need you to resolve [ SARGERAS ] : NOTHING CAN DEFET ME BECUASE I AM DEFEAT EVERONE ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! [ SARGERAS ] : I AM SARGERAS ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! [ SARGERAS ] : TEH DARK TIT AN ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Right [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : But what we ' re going for is [ theLichKing ] : Yeah I ' m confident he ' ll be able to resolve this [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : The Lich King has this complaint . . . [ SARGERAS ] : I AM DESTORYING ALL WORLDS RIGT NOW ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! [ SARGERAS ] : i wear little pink girly panties [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : omg [ SARGERAS ] : WHATTT ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! [ theLichKing ] : hahahahaha [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : pwned [ SARGERAS ] : I DID NTO SAY THAT ! 11111111111111111111 [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : i dunno about you guys but im kinda turned on right now [ theLichKing ] : Rule 34 [ SARGERAS ] : yeah , you like that , there ' s more where that came from [ SARGERAS ] : * twirls hair seductively * [ SARGERAS ] : I DID NOT SYA THAT EITHERR ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! [ SARGERAS ] : I WILL DESTROY ALL TEH WORLDS ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! [ SARGERAS ] : ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! [ SARGERAS ] : ! [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : * dies laughing * [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : Ok I ' m done [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : F this [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : I ' m outta here [ Killzone ' jaeden ] : I hate Azeroth [ ~ * ` Sylvanas ' * ~ ] : aw dont go : ) < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > User " Killzone ' jaeden " has left the chat . < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > [ ~ * ` Sylvanas ' * ~ ] : byeee ~ [ SARGERAS ] : I USE SUPER ULTIMATE ATTACK FOR EIGHT MILLION POINS ! ! ! ! 11 [ theLichKing ] : Hey I think he spelled all the words right in that one [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : missed a t [ theLichKing ] : Aw , yeah [ theLichKing ] : So close < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > User " ~ * ` Sylvanas ' * ~ " has left the chat . < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : ok im out too [ theLichKing ] : Ugh fine [ theLichKing ] : TTYL [ Kel ' Thuz4d ] : ttyl < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > User " Kel ' Thuz4d " has left the chat . < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > [ SARGERAS ] : GAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ! ! ! ! ! ! [ theLichKing ] : This is the worst chat ever . [ theLichKing ] : The worst . [ theLichKing ] : The worst . [ theLichKing ] : Whatevs , titan dude . I ' m done . [ theLichKing ] : Still freezing my ass off though . [ theLichKing ] : * wrath * < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > User " theLichKing " has left the chat . < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > [ SARGERAS ] : * looks around * [ SARGERAS ] : Chat empty ? [ SARGERAS ] : . . . [ SARGERAS ] : I have eaten [ SARGERAS ] : the plums [ SARGERAS ] : that were in [ SARGERAS ] : the icebox [ SARGERAS ] : and which [ SARGERAS ] : you were probably [ SARGERAS ] : saving [ SARGERAS ] : for breakfast [ SARGERAS ] : Forgive me [ SARGERAS ] : they were delicious [ SARGERAS ] : so sweet [ SARGERAS ] : and so cold [ SARGERAS ] : ; - ) < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > User " SARGERAS " has left the chat . < nowiki > * * * < / nowiki > External links . Scourge Chat Log # 1 , " Coffee with Sargeras " . Brian Buckley , March 25 , 2009 . Accessed 20 October 2016 .