Episode 107 : Fitness / transcript Oh ! I want to see everybody on their feet , in the pink And full of beans ! Or not . Somebody roll the opening titles ! Ahh ! Ahh ! Ahh ! Ooh ! Ooh ! Ooh ! Ooh ! Hi , there , and welcome to tonight ' s show . Didn ' t you get the message ? You ' re supposed to be wearing a pith helmet . He ' s like that . When we go to a nice restaurant , he refuses to put on a tie . We ' re dressing tropical Because later we ' re showing a timely tale of the jungle Called " The song of the cloud forest . " five years without a date And I ' m acting like everything ' s hunky - dory . Don ' t blame yourself . But first , " Muppetelevision " with Kermit the Frog in charge . Kermit , what have you got ? Our very special guest star is smokey robinson . What ' s the theme ? The theme is " Health in all its aspects . " Like , for instance , sickness . Aaah . . . Choo ! Digit , good grief , you ' ve got a cold ? It ' s a bad one , too . I just blew my nose , a fuse and three circuit breakers . It was a mystery . They all seemed alike . Which one had the fewest calories ? The answer was staring at me . New ultimate 90 . The lowest calories per ounce . Mmm , deliciously fruity . Weight watchers ultimate 90 . This is living . Kkw ? but bird , you don ' t understand . I passed out I don ' t know where I got this book And I ' ve got this big lump on my head . No excuses , link . Kermit wants everybody out for a jog Around the parking lot . Let ' s go . It looks like a medical dictionary . See what it says about lumps on the head . Oh ! I ' ve got all the symptoms ! Lumps on the head Bouts of unconsciousness and amnesia . Vicky ! ( screams ) I ' ve got canadian snout fever ! Excuse me , but I ' ve got to find smokey robinson . " In extreme cases Dialogue : 0 , 0 : 04 : 24 . 76 , 0 : 04 : 28 . 26 , default , 0 , 0 , 0 , { \ a1 \ pos ( 123 , 460 The victim hears strange noises and voices . " Where is everybody ? Hey , link . . . Oh , no ! They know my name ! Everybody , follow me into the control room . Nothing like a jog around the parking lot To put mind and body in perfect harmony . We ' re ready for the opening number . Where is everybody ? You should be in the recording studio . Kermit , is this the band I ' m using for my song ? Yeah , we ' re just trying to get in shape . You ' re in shape - - bad shape . Got that right . Sorry I ' m late . I went around twice . Way to go , clifford . Now , ladies and gentlemen - - if you ' re ready back there - - Here ' s smokey robinson and solid foam ! ♪ just to see her ♪ ♪ just to touch her ♪ ♪ just to hold her in my arms again ♪ ♪ one more time ♪ ♪ if I could feel her warm embrace ♪ ♪ see her smiling face ♪ ♪ can ' t find anyone to take her place ♪ ♪ I ' ve got to see her again ♪ ♪ I would do anything ♪ ♪ I would go anywhere ♪ ♪ there ' s nothing I wouldn ' t do ♪ ♪ just to see her again ♪ ♪ just to see her again ♪ ♪ I can ' t hide it , no ♪ ♪ I can ' t fight it , oh ♪ ♪ it ' s so hard to live without the love she gave to me ♪ ♪ doesn ' t she know it ? ♪ ♪ I ' ve tried hard not to show it , ooh ♪ ♪ can ' t I make her realize that she ♪ ♪ really needs me again ? ♪ ♪ I would do anything ♪ ♪ I would go anywhere ♪ ♪ there ' s nothing I wouldn ' t do ♪ ♪ just to see her again ♪ ♪ just to see her again ♪ ♪ oooh . . . ♪ ♪ I would do anything ♪ ♪ I would go anywhere ♪ ♪ there ' s nothing I wouldn ' t do ♪ ♪ just to see her again ♪ ♪ just to see her again ♪ ♪ she brightens up my every day ♪ ♪ makes me feel so good in every way ♪ ♪ if I could have her back to stay ♪ ♪ today . . . ♪ ♪ I ' ve got to see her again ♪ ♪ I ' ve got to see her again ♪ ♪ oooh . . . ♪ ♪ it would , it would , it would ♪ ♪ just to see her ♪ ♪ make me feel so good ♪ ♪ just to see her ♪ ♪ if I , if I could only see her again ♪ ♪ just to see her again ♪ ♪ oooh . . . ♪ ♪ there ' s nothing I wouldn ' t do ♪ ♪ just to see her ♪ ♪ don ' t you know it ' s true ? ♪ ♪ just to see her ♪ ♪ if I could only see her again ♪ ♪ just to see her again ♪ ♪ I ' ve got to see her again . ♪ Good stuff , smokey . Way to go ! Uh , gonzo . . . It ' s all right , kermit . I was just cleaning my nose And it went off . Aaaah . . . Aaaah . . . Aaaaaaaahhh . . . Chooo ! Digit , how ' s your cold ? I ' ve got a cold . I can ' t hear you . How do you feel ? Oh , how do I feel ? Well , usually I just stretch my arms out And do squinchy things with my fingers . And then sometimes I do kind of . . . Oh , patty stuff . And then , I . . . Oh , kermit , I am sorry . I was doing squinchy things on your eyeballs . It was relaxing In a nerve - racking sort of way . Why , thank you . Digit , can we see the exercise show ? Certainly . Oh . . . ! How do I feel ? Just push the button . Yes , sir . Welcome to " Beanacise " - - The only exercise program on earth Designed to make you cute . Now , follow me , everybody . Two , three , four . . . Jump and press and press and jump ! Don ' t just sit there like a lump ! And hop , hop , hop , hoppity - hop ! Hop , hop , hop , hoppity - hop ! Hippity - hop , hippity - hop , hippity - hop . . . Keep that up And you ' ll have a heart attack Before the show ' s over ! I certainly hope so . Hip , hip , hip . . . ( laughs ) It ' s the bunny hug ! Let ' s try one for the . . . No , that ' s not . . . Ha - ha ! Ha - ha ! Ha - ha ! That was great ! The show ? No , I just swallowed my teeth . Mr . Link - - What are you doing in that wheelchair ? It ' s one of the symptoms of canadian snout fever . The legs go . How dreadful ! Your legs are gone ? No , but I don ' t want to be standing up when they do . I have some pride . That ' s one of those silly diseases . It may be silly to you - - you ' re not dying from it . Gosh , mr . Hogthrob You ' re looking a bit glum . Leave me alone . Says here I ' ve only hours to live . Those hours can be hours of fun . I have just the thing for you . Say hello to mr . Balloon . What ' s that , mr . Balloon ? You want to know what ' s wrong With our friend ? Let ' s ask him . I know what mr . Balloon wants to know ! It ' s only a matter of hours before my snout explodes . Aw , too bad . My snout . . . Well , looks like your new friend Had to go away . That happens sometimes . It ' s called death ! Toodles ! I need a doctor . And whom is it doth seek the wizard ' s help this day ? A guy with a sword through his head . Ta - da ! Will you sit down and be quiet ? I ' ve heard of loud suits But this is ridiculous . What ' s the problem ? I can ' t sleep . Are you a knight ? Yes . Are you a good knight ? Yes . What you need is a good night ' s sleep ! Ta - da ! Anything else ? I got this headache . Is it a sharp , stabbing pain ? Yes . Like you got a sword through your head ? Yes , what is it ? I haven ' t the faintest idea . Ta - da ! Sounds like stress . What do you do ? I joust dragons And I rescue damsels in distress . Dat ' s not a dress - - Dat ' s a suit of armor . Ta - da ! Get out of here ! The dragons aren ' t the problem ; It ' s those giant things in the forest . Those crazy things ? Yes , what can I do about them ? I suggest you take cole porter ' s advice . You mean . . . ? Yes . ♪ " Joust " one of those things . . . ♪ Joust one of those crazy things ? Ta - ta - ta - da ! Says here that there ' s a traditional remedy For your problem . Oh , good . What is it ? Leeches . Or was it talcum powder ? Oh . . . He who can pull the sword free will be the king . Will be the king ? ♪ you ain ' t nothing but a hound dog ♪ ♪ crying all the time ♪ ♪ you ain ' t never caught a rabbit ♪ ♪ and you ain ' t no friend of mine ! ♪ Yeah ! Ta - daaaa ! That was a show for the ' 80s ? Sure , the 1380s . Kermit , you should rope yourself To a heavy piece of equipment . Rope myself to . . . Why ? Because some of the monsters Have caught my cold . Which monsters ? Mainly the bigger ones . Aaahhh . . . Choo ! Sorry . ♪ well , I ' m stuck on you ♪ ♪ I want you to know ♪ ♪ whatever you do ♪ ♪ wherever you go ♪ ♪ I ' ll be there to guard you , ♪ ♪ to care for you so ♪ Nothing sticks like band - aid brand ' s unique adhesive , So nothing protects better against dirt and germs . That ' s . . . From . . . ♪ you know I ' m stuck on you ♪ Oei @ oqopop Even though everybody seems to be getting sick I think our health and fitness show Is going extremely well . Yoo - hoo , mr . Kermit ? It ' s dr . Bunsen honeydew of muppet labs . What can I do for you ? Are you doing a show About health and fitness ? Yes . What a perfect time for me To demonstrate my new invention . Let ' s see it . Thank you . Exercise is often far from the thoughts Of today ' s busy executive Such as the one portrayed by my lovely assistant , beaker . But neglecting one ' s exercise is a thing of the past With muppet labs ' new exercise - omatic boots . Fax ! Set the timer and a gentle chime alerts you That your pre - programmed workout is about to begin . First , the boots warm you up With a series of gentle stretches . To the left . . . And to the right . . . Both together . . . And wide apart . Oohhh ! . . . Then it ' s time for jogging . Oh ! Recognizing the spatial limitations Of the corporate work space The boots are designed to use every open surface As you are about to see . But exercise must never supersede Executive responsibilities . Therefore , the boots stop automatically At the sound of a ringing telephone . Oh , no ! Muppet labs ' technology for a healthier you . Beaker can ' t come to the phone right now But leave a message at the sound of the meep . No ! Hiya , linky babe . How goes the canaan snout fever ? The end is near . That ' s a shame . Yes , I ' ve been studying the book . Just before the end , the legs go Your snout explodes And then you begin mispronouncing words . Doom , doom , doom . . . That ' s dumb , dumb , dumb ! Oh , no ! I ' m mispronouncing words ! Help , mommy ! And now . . . Our fitness special continues with a look at nutrition . Cue the health food , joe . Mmm ! Yuck ! Look at this cake , my friends ! It is a dietary nightmare ! No , no , no ! Diet today is all about survival And the cockroach Is the greatest survivor on the planet ! I am indestructible ! Absolutely indestructible ! And why ? Because we eat to win . You eat the cheese ; we eat the mold . You drink coffee ; we eat the coffee grounds . The way of the roach is the way of the future . Now , let me give you a little quiz , okay ? You get the nibblies And you reach for a : the peanuts B : the chocolate . . . Or c : the refrigerator . By choosing " C " , you have opted for survival . Question number two : you are on a low - cal diet But you are invited to eat at a nice french restaurant . How do you avoid breaking your dietary rules ? And the correct answer is , stay at home and eat linoleum . Bon appetit ! Good grief , what a mess . What ' s the matter , kerm ? I ' m trying to do this health show And everybody keeps getting sick or injured . It ' s too bad people don ' t take A holistic approach to health . How ? There are many ways You can protect yourself Against negative influences . See this crystal ? It focuses my life force And channels positive attitudes . I could use one of those . Bring your head around here . Really ? Right under here . There you go . Wear it in good health . Thank you , clifford . Sure , resting is good , too . I may have fractured a flipper . Cue the story . Way back when the roads were still wiggly And people lived closer to the land A farmer was about to start work When suddenly , he heard an unfamiliar voice . Hey , mr . Farmer - - over here . What was that ? It was me , old cabbage head . It gets pretty cold in this field . I was wondering , could you take me home ? A talking cabbage ! Farmer : I ' m home ! Cabbage : me , too ! Glory be ! What ' s that ? It ' s a talking cabbage - - The greatest miracle the world has ever seen . Don ' t stand there . Sit him down . I ' ll put him by the fire . Thanks ! You won ' t regret this ! The next day The farmer carefully counted his blessings . One : a talking cabbage . Two : a fine piece of real estate . What was that ? Let ' s face it - - The subdevelopment potential of this property is fantastic . A talking cow ! One thing puzzles me - - How come the cabbage gets to live inside ? Nice place you got here . We like it . You really like this talking animal stuff . Yes , I think of it as a blessing . Good , then this should make your day . In here , boys . How ' s it going ? How about that cold snap ? How about those rams ? So during the next few days It seemed that everything in the whole world Had started talking to the farmer . And it seemed to his wife That the farmer had asked everything in the whole world Into their little cottage Until things had come to a head ! This is a very bad arrangement . God made houses , and god made barns So that human beings Wouldn ' t have to live with animals . Ah ! So the farmer and his wife did the sensible thing And moved into the barn Where they lived reasonably happy ever after . Our lives were blessed with a miracle . Let ' s not become ungrateful . Hi , I ' m your skirt . Hi , I ' m your apron . Hi , I ' m your glove . I ' m your hat . I ' m your blanket ! Good story . Oh , gonzo , how ' s your nose ? It ' s not my nose I ' m worried about . It ' s the chickens . Know what happens When a chicken catches a cold ? No , what ? They don ' t weigh very much . . . But they have very powerful sneezes . Hey , kermit ! Yeah , smokey ? Is it my imagination Or is everybody on this show sick ? We think it ' s just sort of a 24 - hour flu . I can ' t wait - - I got a closing number to do . Do you mind working with jet - propelled chickens ? That ' s my favorite way to work ! Cue the finale ! There ' s just one thing . What ' s that ? I ' m a big link hogthrob fan . We could use him on this closing number . Link : closing number ? I ' m sorry , but link is really sick . Aren ' t you , link ? It ' s a miracle ! Hey , I work with miracles ! Okay , take it away , smokey . ♪ jump ! ♪ ♪ for my love ♪ ♪ jumping ! ♪ ♪ and feel my touch ♪ ♪ jump ! ♪ ♪ if you want to taste my kisses in the night , baby ♪ ♪ jump , jump for my love ! ♪ ♪ jump ! ♪ ♪ I know my heart can make you happy ♪ ♪ jumping ! ♪ ♪ jump ! ♪ ♪ if you want to feel my kisses in the night , baby ♪ ♪ jump , jump for my love ! ♪ ♪ you told me ♪ ♪ I ' m the only woman for you ♪ ♪ nobody does it like I do ♪ ♪ don ' t move before you try and go much further ♪ ♪ oh , baby ♪ ♪ you are the one , you are the one ♪ ♪ and heaven ' s right here at my door ♪ ♪ and if you want more ♪ ♪ if you want more , more , mo - mo - mo - mo - mo - more ♪ ♪ then jump ! ♪ This kind of high - energy music brings it all back . Your youth ? No , my lunch . ♪ jump , jump for my love ! ♪ ♪ jump ! ♪ ♪ I know my heart can make you happy ♪ ♪ jumping ! ♪ ♪ you know these arms , they can fill you up ♪ ♪ jump ! ♪ ♪ if you want to taste my kisses in the night , babe ♪ ♪ jump , jump for my love ! ♪ ♪ when I am next to you ♪ ♪ oh , I come alive ♪ ♪ love burns in my heart ♪ ♪ jump ! ♪ ♪ you know my heart can make you happy ♪ ♪ jump ! ♪ ♪ you know these arms can fill you up ♪ ♪ jumping ! ♪ ♪ if you want to taste my kisses in the night , babe ♪ ♪ jump , jump for my love ! ♪ ♪ jump ! ♪ That ' s our show for tonight , so good . . . Good grief ! ♪ jump , jump , jump ! ♪ ♪ jump , jump for my love . . . ♪ Well , that ' s finished ! So am I . Beau loves whiskas Like nothing else He ' s ever tried . The very first time we tried it Beau loved it . What a difference . I wish we had known about it earlier Because he would ' ve been eating it His whole life . Tonight ' s story is visually stunning And has a lovely script by david young . It ' s called " The song of the cloud forest . " I can ' t believe How you just puff up and do that ! You got to use the abdominals , wilf . The abdominals , yeah . Listen . Hmm ? What ? For a second there I thought I heard her . What does she sound like , milton ? It ' s the most beautiful song In the rain forest - - Kind of husky and wistful . Husky and wistful ? Hey , you got to be a golden toad . Do you think she ' ll answer you ? All I can do is hope . And practice my mating call Until , one day I smell her musky perfume on the breeze . Maybe if I join you . . . Jack ? Did you hear music ? Music ? That ' s just mother nature clearing her throat . Really - - I heard what I heard . Hey - - it ' s music to my ears , too . I love this little spot . I think they might cut all of this down . Sometimes this place makes me feel Like I ' m in church . Tell me about it . Do you think there are any golden toads left In this cloud forest ? Mr . Toad is not only endangered ; He ' s virtually extinct . Oh , no ! Don ' t go all blue , blanche . The uprights don ' t know anything . Quiet ! If we ' re ever going to get a male specimen This is the place . This is the only spot I ' ve ever heard one singing . Let ' s check the trap we set yesterday . Ay - yi - yi ! Did you hear What the uprights said about milton ? Virtually extinct . Who , miss blanche ? I think someone should at least tell him . If milton is really doomed What good does telling him do ? Yes - - all the little guy ever talks about Is how lonely he ' s feeling . You ' re absolutely right . That kind of news might put him right over the top . We ' ve got to do something Or the uprights will capture him ! Excuse me , miss chameleon . You ' re starting to throb . Quetzal You ' re good with bad news ; Go up and talk with him . But what does one say ? Give him the straight goods . And tell him . . . We love him . Nice color , blanche . Endangered ? They ' ve come to capture you Before you disappear completely . Oh , no ! I knew I was rare . You don ' t sing an unanswered mating song for five years Without twigging to that . But endangered ? Virtually extinct - - their words . Virtually extinct ? We want you to know That we love you , milton . Milton , the last golden toad - - I can ' t stand it . . . Hey , come on , wilf - - Later with the tears , all right ? But I ' m going to miss you . But I ' m not extinct yet . Why should I believe them ? Maybe they ' re wrong . Maybe these woods are teeming with females . Why hasn ' t one of them answered your mating song ? Well . . . Maybe I ' m in the wrong spot . That ' s got to be it ! I ' ve been sitting up here in the treetops Waiting for them to come to me . Come on ! Let ' s go . Go where ? Wilf , concentrate ! To the forest floor . I got to get down there And get my act together . Talk to Your friends , milton . Good idea . Hang on . Why didn ' t I see it coming ? Here I am , five years without a date . Don ' t blame yourself , milton . It ' s not a question of blame ; I ' m just no mentally prepared for extinction . Milton : I just know there are females out there . Maybe there ' s some problem with my song . I mean , I am self - taught . The only problem is if you sing The uprights will catch you . Yes . You should just roll up in a tight ball And hide under a big rock . He may be a golden toad but he ' s not yellow . Here ' s the point , guys : It ' s a sing - or - die situation . If I was you , I ' d sing right now . Hey , guys . . . No , he mustn ' t ! Sing ! Sing ! No ! This is not helpful ! You got to sing . No , it could be suicide . Wait ! Whenever a creature disappears It affects all of us . Quetzal is right . Remember what happened When we lost the ruby - tailed hummingbird ? It ' s bingo - bango - bongo , brother - - One good - bye leads to another . Right down the line . It will be like that if you disappear , milton . Milton ' s paradise lost - - forever . Oh , I ' ve just got to find a mate . It looks like our female didn ' t attract any boyfriends . Maybe she ' s been in captivity for so long She ' s forgotten what to do . No way - - she ' s giving off Her scent molecules right now . But why doesn ' t she sing ? Don ' t worry - - If there ' s another golden toad here She ' ll sing . I hope so . This whole thing Makes me feel very uncomfortable . So what will you do , milton ? I guess I ' ll just have to go Where no toad has gone before - - Find someplace where I can sing my song Without having to worry about the uprights . Uh . . . And . . . Do you smell what I smell ? I know - - Nick ' s about to shed his skin . I beg your pardon ? Female ! There ' s a female golden toad , and . . . She ' s headed this way ! Are you sure ? Of course - - I ' ve waited all my life for this . How do I look ? Kind of slimy , actually . Thank goodness . Quick , baby - - do your song . All I ' m trying to say is I ' ve never felt good About putting creatures in cages . In this case , what option do we have ? If we want to save the golden toad We have to capture a male . . . Shhh ! It ' s a male . And he ' s close . Sounding good , milton . That ' s an alarm call . What ' s wrong ? Uprights , and they ' re closing fast ! Everybody - - fade in ! Milton , stop - - the uprights will capture you ! Talk about magic moments - - she ' s getting closer . He ' s just up ahead . Somebody do something ! Aaah ! Oh ! Aah ! Quick , come help me look . They ' ve got a female ! 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It ' s spacious and comfortable . Best of al The camry gives you toyota quality And room with a great view . ♪ my toyota ♪ ♪ I love it ♪ @ çú ú Milton : looks like they ' re gone . Look what they left behind ! Whoa ! A gorgeous female was in here . Be careful , milton ! Oh , that musky perfume . Let ' s go find the others before the uprights come back . okay , now we just gently press the female scent glands Right behind the ear hole , like that . There , see ? That didn ' t hurt , did it ? There we go . Ah . . . Now we ' ve got that male surrounded By scented traps . I wish I was sure about all this . Come on , let ' s go get something to eat . Watch your step here . I just can ' t stand the thought of milton behind bars . Wilf ' s on the case , blanche . Relax . You ' re really starting to clash . Uh . . . Nick , you know I can ' t hide my feelings When I ' m upset . ♪ when the red , red robin ♪ ♪ comes bob - bob - bobbing along . . . ♪ Yoo - hoo ! Ralph robin ! What a surprise ! Must be that time of year . Hey , hey , mr . Springtime is back ! ♪ I ' m just a kid again , doing what I did again ♪ ♪ singing a song . ♪ ♪ because the red , red robin is a - bob - bob - bobbing along . ♪ Milton : I ' m not in the mood for ralph and his razzmatazz . Come on - - he might cheer us up . It ' s like the whole valley is changing or something . Funny , we were just talking about that the other day . The uprights are making a major movement here . Hey , did I notice - - The whole valley is a smoldering ruin ! Yeah , all you hear down there is chain saws . And the uprights say poor milton is Headed for extinction . Hey , miltie ! Extinction - - tough patooties ! Hey , I ' m not extinct yet . The uprights are holding a female hostage And I ' m going to rescue her . You ' d better stay out of it . What ? Yeah ! I know these uprights . A couple of million of them live around my tree up north . And ? Maybe they got big plans . O @ I ' ve never understood what the uprights actually do With all the rain forest they cut down . Good question . Yes - - what do they do with it ? Uh . . . Do with it ? Well , actually , as far as I know They . . . They eat it ! Eat it ? Eat it ? Eat it ? Eat it ? ♪ you wouldn ' t believe me ♪ ♪ what I tell you to be true , my friends ♪ ♪ you wouldn ' t believe me ♪ ♪ what they through and do us to , my friends ♪ ♪ you wouldn ' t believe your eyes ♪ ♪ the sights ' ll send you reeling ♪ ♪ you wouldn ' t believe your eyes ♪ ♪ the things they find appealing ♪ ♪ why , just the other day in the supermarket line ♪ ♪ had a special of the week and you were on the sign ♪ ♪ they don ' t stop chomping ♪ ♪ while they ' re romping through their ' frigerators ♪ ♪ armadillo , lagargator - - ♪ ♪ some for now and some for later . ♪ ♪ they ' re all out there munching forests ♪ ♪ what they don ' t know sure can harm us ♪ Ralph : ♪ they got big mouths and overgrown incisors ♪ ♪ gigantic dining rooms just for appetizers ♪ ♪ they got - - ♪ ♪ parmesan ♪ ♪ golden toads a la mode ♪ ♪ anaconda primavera ♪ ♪ elephante a la carte ♪ ♪ buffalo barbecue ♪ ♪ howler monkey casseroule ♪ ♪ diet panda ♪ ♪ teriyaki ♪ ♪ mountain zebra shish kebab ♪ ♪ asian lion angel food ♪ ♪ parakeet fricassee ♪ ♪ wild yak au gratin ♪ ♪ quetzal sticks under glass ♪ ♪ they ' re all out there munching forests ♪ ♪ what they don ' t know sure can harm us ♪ ♪ I ' m telling you word , my friend ♪ ♪ it isn ' t getting better ♪ ♪ I ' m telling you true now , we ' re all in this together ♪ ♪ we better be careful lest we wind up on a silver platter ♪ ♪ dipped in batter , slim or fatter ♪ ♪ doesn ' t faze them , doesn ' t matter . ♪ ♪ they ' re all out there munching forests ♪ ♪ they ' re all out there munching forests ♪ ♪ they ' re all out there munching forests . . . ♪ I had no idea they were so bloodthirsty . You ' d be a instant hors d ' oeuvre , miltie . There ' s no hope ; we ' re powerless . The uprights will do whatever they want . They do tend to control the flow of events . Where are you going ? I want to be alone for a while . But you ' ve never left your tree at night . It ' s dangerous down here . Easy , wilf . He needs to sort this out himself . Extinction . . . I guess when things get this bad There ' s no point in feeling or thinking anything . Why worry ? If things can ' t get any worse no matter what you do . . . Why bother doing anything ? But if I don ' t do anything at all , then . . . Oh , it ' s no use . The arguments just keep going around in circles . If only there were some way to rescue her . We ' d settle down and fill these treetops with baby toads . ♪ there was a time when life was free ♪ ♪ I used to smile so easily ♪ ♪ but the time has come where I just don ' t see ♪ ♪ a reason ♪ ♪ and the moon is melting out of the sky ♪ ♪ dipping into the water so blue ♪ ♪ we understand , the moon and I ♪ ♪ ' cause blue is a feeli , too ♪ ♪ there was a time when life was grand ♪ ♪ who could have known what life had planned ? ♪ ♪ as the world rolls along , more and more I see . . . ♪ ♪ there just isn ' t any more for me . ♪ I guess it ' s too late for happy endings now . Care to bet on it ? Relax , I don ' t eat toads . What do you want from me ? I ' m an elder . Perhaps I can help you . Nobody can help me now . According to the uprights I ' m about to disappear . We were here long before the uprights came . We may be here long after they ' re gone . But I ' m the one on the verge of extinction . What do I do ? Listen to your heart . Why to my heart ? Your heart connects you to all living things . What do I do ? Nothing will change Until the uprights learn to listen . But . . . Stand your ground . Help them learn to listen . Help them learn to listen ? Listen to what ? All I know is one dinky little song . Still - - it ' s worth a try . Looks like he sprung this one . He ' s picked up her scent . Thattaboy ! Oh , no ! Poor milton , he just can ' t help himself . His song never sounded so beautiful . Oh , listen to her . Yeah , it ' s working like a charm . She ' ll call him right in . This whole thing is breaking my heart . These defenseless little creatures . Never mind your heart . We ' ve got ourselves a male . This is looking very bad . And sounding very good . The whole forest is joining in . I ' ve never heard anything like this . It ' s as if the entire rain forest is trying To tell us something . Beautiful . We can ' t do this . What ? It ' s not just one species at risk It ' s everyone - - it ' s us ! What are you doing ? I ' m letting her go . What ? She belongs here . Louise ! That may be the last golden toad we ever see . Not if we let nature take its course . You ' re something else , you know that ? Uh . . . Hi . Hello . Uh . . . ( gulp ) Th - th - the name is milton . Milton ? What a lovely name . I ' m ruth . Oh , ruth is a very pretty name , too . Uh . . . Look , I ' m not good At this aspect of the courting ritual . I ' ve been alone a lot . Me , too . Cooped up in one tree . . . Was yours a mahogany ? Oh , yes , mahogany , absolutely - - For stability and comfort . And that bark fungus That attracts the speckled dragonflies ? Oh , I keep a huge garden ! Six kinds of bark fungus ! It ' s nice to meet someone who appreciates fungus . Yes - - and so many creatures don ' t . Folks who use tartar control crest Have a few things to say about their cleanings . ♪ s ' wonderful ♪ Great ! ♪ s ' marvelous ♪ That ' s it ? ♪ that you should care ♪ Beautiful ! ♪ for me ♪ Because dental cleanings are easier With tartar control crest . ♪ s ' awful nice ♪ Yeah ! ♪ s ' paradise ♪ Whoo ! ♪ s ' what I love to see ♪ So use the toothpaste more dentists recommend . ♪ s ' wonderful ♪ ♪ it ' s wonderful ♪ Tartar control crest - - the dentists ' choice . It ' s hard on tartar , easy on you . All right ! Heinz ketchup . . . It ' s so rich . . . So thick . . . Why waste time with anything else ? Heinz ketchup . The best things come to those who wait . The reason milton is endangered Is that our rain forests are disappearing . Did you know that ? It matters to guys like this . It matters to guys like us , too . Hmm ? You ' re wearing a tie - - that ' s terrific . Means we can go to a nice restaurant for a change . We ' ll see you next week .