Shpadoinkel Mania XVIII Event Commentary . When Kaiju Big Battel invaded the Avalon Boston on Friday October 20th it was no ordinary Big Battel , it was a Shpadoinkel Mania - the paragon of live monster wrestling . For almost two decades , Shpadoinkel Mania has stood for everything dear to the Kaiju Universe : monster mayhem , wanton destruction , the rise and fall of Champions , and special limited - edition Shpadoinkel Mania shirts and art prints , and Shpadoinkel Mania XVIII ' s epic Battel of good versus evil certainly lived up to the Shpadoinkel hype ! View Shpadoinkel Mania XVIII Prelude GalleryFollowing a rousing set by Gelatine , veteran announcer , Louden Noxious , kicked off the evening in true Shapdoinkel Mania fashion with a gripping vocal rendition of the Kaiju national anthem . After beloved Referee Jingi cut the ceremonial Danger tape , Giii the Space Pirate crashed the opening ceremony by thrashing and trashing just about every building on Lansdowne Street . Enter the Paddler . Tad Bradley Hawaiian Paddler Shredded Giii the Space Pirate View Shpadoinkel Mania XVIII First Fighto GalleryGiii the Space Pirate was on a Hero destructo donkey kong - o rampage ! After bashing the Hero Intern in Brooklyn , Giii was determined to raze any other meddling Kaiju Hero that stepped in his way ! Enter Tad Bradley Hawaiian Paddler , the brand new Kaiju Hero . Tad , an all - American college pro and three - time Surf and Turf Games Champion , trained in the mysterious Chicken - style of kung - fu , beat out 51 contestants in a high stakes death match atop the Taipei tower ( listen to the Podfighto coverage ) for the right to take on Gii at Shpadoinkel Mania . The waves were sweet and Giii went down gagging on a salty seawater chokehold courtesy of Kaiju ' s most radical fighter . After hanging ten on Giii ' s face with his righteous longboard , Tad nailed the spike in Giii ' s coffin with his awesome finisher , the Aloha - lo - cost ! Everyone ' cept Giii , was totally stoked about Tad ' s victorious debut ! Double Danger Tandem Championship . The One - Eyed Monsters Crowned Tag Team Champs View Shpadoinkel Mania XVIII Tango Two GalleryThe culmination of the Kaiju Double Danger Tandem Championship Title Tournament ( listen to the Podfighto coverage ) saw The Apes of Wraths , and the Sea Amigos fighting for the right to be called A - Numero - Uno Tag Team . The DDT Championship rules were simple : the first fighters to capture the Tag Team Belts from the top of the Danger poles would be declared the new Double Danger Tandem Champions . The Apes were determined as hell to get their stinky mitts on the Belts and made quick work of an out - of - shape Unibouzu . By the time D . W . Cycloptopuss III and Kaiju ' s biggest loser , Call - Me - Kevin made it to the ring , Hell Monkey and The Grudyin were mopping the Avalon floor with Unibouzu ' s pickle head . After much monster mayhem including a " Monkey Cutter , " an illegal double " Danger Drop - N - Slop , " and a series of sinister " Stinky Whips " on Cycloptopuss , Cube ' s unholy alliance looked as though they were going to reign supreme . But , at the last minute , just as Hell Monkey pulled a DDT belt from the towering pole , D . W . miraculously managed to snag the DDT Belt in the opposite corner . After checking the fine print , Referee Jingi shocked the crowd by declaring Hell Monkey and D . W . Cycloptopuss III the new Double Danger Tandem Champions . The unlikely duo was summarily dubbed " The One - Eyed Monsters " and awarded their new belts . When questioned by Louden Noxious at the end of the Battel , all DDT participants refused to comment on the results . It remains to be seen if the two one - eyed fighters will cooperate as a tag team . Egg TV . Even though banned Kaiju fighter Uchu Chu had a special force of elite Swarm Troopers guarding the egg of the late Sky Deviler , Dr . Cube and his malformed Minions managed to seize it mid - Battel . After thoroughly insulting the Kaiju fans into a frenzy , Cube then hatched the alien egg in his " In - Cube - Bator . " After 30 seconds on high , a bouncing blue Sky Deviler baby emerged . Shpadoinkel Mania will go down in Kaiju history as the first Battel to have a Kaiju birth take place in front a live audience . Amazon River Street Fighto . Pedro Plantain defeated the evil Silver Potato and a Zombie Plantain View Shpadoinkel Mania XVIII Battel 3 GalleryEvil Silver Potato entered the night ' s Amazon River Street Fighto armed to the hilt . The traitor - tator had more weapons than a paranoid North Korean dictator . Potato ' s arsenal didn ' t faze Pedro Plantain however , who was looking to avenge the murder of his twin brother Pablo . Pedro wasn ' t taking any chances this time especially after an attempt on his life during a fierce matchup at All Out War in NYC that saw Pedro pitted against an armed Potato . On this night Pedro entered the Danger Zone wielding an industrial chainsaw and immediately attacked the goober tuber . After a few minutes of high - impact Batteling , the crowd was shocked when a re - animated Pablo Plantain returned to the Big Battel as a bloodthirsty fratricidal Zombie . Powa Ranjuru quickly came to the rescue of Pedro and an impromptu tag team Battel erupted . Eventually , Potato retreated and Pedro was faced with the unthinkable task of cutting up his undead Zombie plantain brother . Pedro couldn ' t go through with it though , and the Salbinos eventually carried the Zombie off the battelfield . Hero Intervention Reality Show . The Yokusuka Jump Squad defeated Dusto Bunny View Shpadoinkel Mania XVIII Fighto Four GalleryAfter being voted the biggest loser in Kaiju Big Battel history on both salon . com and Ain ' t It Cool news , Super Wrong broke his ties to the Kaiju Heroes and set off to create a new Kaiju faction . Not surprisingly , no one wanted to join Super Wrong ' s fight club , and Dusto Bunny was nominated to put an end to Super Wrong ' s drama and force him back into the Hero ranks . But the rub was that if Dusto lost the match , he would be forced wear a yellow furry hat and an overpriced scarf from American Apparel and join Super Wrong ' s newly formed team , the " Yokusuka Jump Squadron . " To make a long story short , Super Wrong used a stuffed pink bear , a cell phone , and the Avalon ' s PA system to trick Referee Jingi into declaring Dusto Bunny the loser of the match . Whether he likes it or not , Dusto Bunny is now a member of the Yokusuka Jump Squadron . Kaiju Championship . Kung - Fu Chicken Noodle Soup defended his title against Uchu Chu View Shpadoinkel Mania XVIII Main Event GalleryThe Shpadoinkel Mania XVIII main event was a Kaiju Championship Battel of intergalactic epic proportions . Rumors filled the air about whom Kaiju Champ Kung - Fu Chicken Noodle would select as his opponent . Would it be Cube ? Louden ? An unlucky audience member ? Soup defied all expectations by summoning Uchu Chu to the event , despite the Space Bug ' s banishment from the Big Battel . Uchu entered the Shpadoinkel Arena flanked by Dai Hachi Hachi , Mota Naru and a legion of Space Bug Swarm . Uchu punished the canned Kaiju by landing a " Creepy Crawler Flip , " then calling for his Swarm to do the brutal noodle . In an incredible show of might and MSG , Soup fought off wave after wave of the Swarm single - handedly with several helpings of his " Five - Fingered - Chowderfist . " Uchu Chu got back into the ring and made one final attack , but he was bounced off a table from the top of the ropes by Soup . The returning champion secured the three count and was declared the winner of the Shpadoinkel Mania Kaiju Championship to the adoring cheers of the over 21 , 000 present on that historic night . Danger indeed happened . Conclusion . Shpadoinkel Mania saw the conclusion of some major Kaiju chronicles and the opening of new ones . The egg was hatched , the championship was defended , and the corpse plantain was found , but what will come next to rock the Kaiju Universe ? How long will Soup remain champion ? Who will raise the orphan Sky Deviler ? How dead is Pedro really ? Where will Louden vacation ? Stay tuned to Kaiju . com