Episode 807 : Hats , Hats , Hats Uncle Statler and Uncle Waldorf bring hats to the nursery , which allow the babies to be many different things . Plot . The babies pretend they ' re on safari , pursued by a wild Animal . He ' s stopped by a large box , as delivered by Uncle Statler and Waldorf . They tell the babies that the box is full of hats they ' ve collected over the years , each with a story to tell . Baby Fozzie hopes one can help him be funny . Animal has his own fun with the hats , pelting the others with decorative fruits and literally bowling them over with a bowler hat . Baby Kermit wonders what stories come with a top hat , when Animal scares him from underneath . He admits he wishes Animal would disappear . Statler and Waldorf spin a story of how the hat belonged to Harry Houdini , as Animal wanders off to the kitchen unnoticed . Baby Gonzo becomes intrigued when he hears it ' s a weird hat , as does Baby Piggy , who assumes its power can make her a star . The old geezers leave as the three babies fight over the hat , flattening it . Kermit fears for the whereabouts of Animal , believing he ' s really disappeared and he ' s to blame . Baby Rowlf offers to help , using one hat to pretend he ' s Zorro , only he has much trouble making a legible " Z . " Baby Gonzo assists Kermit , attempting some magic words that spring the hat back to shape . With another set of magic words , the two transport into Gonzo ' s head . This leads to a chase between them and Baby Piggy , who needs the hat to rise to stardom . Eventually , Kermit returns them to the nursery , where Piggy gets trapped in the closet . She frees herself and goes looking for the frog and the weirdo , enlisting Rowlf ' s help . Meanwhile , Baby Scooter tests Statler and Waldorf ' s theory about hats being able to change one ' s personality with a computer simulation that Skeeter finds herself in . Kermit and Gonzo , hiding from Piggy , decide to enter Kermit ' s mind instead . The two are sent to a Victorian England street , where Kermit is recognized as " Kermo the Magician . " The public wants him to pull a rabbit from his hat , but when he is unsuccessful , the crowd turns on him and chases the two down the street . They hide out in the hat shop , when Piggy and Rowlf arrive on the scene . Gonzo poses as the owner and distracts them as he and Kermit make their escape . Piggy and Rowlf , now as an English constable , search on the bridge , where Kermit and Gonzo hide underneath . They briefly encounter Scooter and Skeeter , having their own quarrel on a riverboat . Scooter trades hates with Gonzo , giving him a cowboy hat and sending the two the old west . Sheriff Rowlf takes them in , where Piggy is finally able to get the top hat . She drags Scooter and Skeeter from their chase and makes them her chorus line , as they are now transported to a theater . She sings for the crowd , unfortunately partnered with Fozzie , who interrupts with nonsense . As the babies cheer , Kermit informs them that their wishes are more powerful than the hat . He wishes Animal could come back and sure enough , he returns to the room . Statler uses the top hat to do his own " hat trick " - making Nanny appear with cookies for all .