Sun Buster Career lesson : It helps to know people in high places . Course Credit : Not available . Background . The intern of the Hero is the extreme Hero of Kaiju and so you want . . . but he becomes has not risen in regard to ranking hugely and stand yet ! That after expressing , the summary resume which is full with behavior verb him was employed the eye of Kaiju director , in the hero of the training program , caught ( for the only course confidence ) . The coffee is taken , in spite even in the quick success where badness it fights cocky attitude led star sailor pirate to the defeat which crushes with Giii directly . Now , the intern of attitude and the Hero who increased with Hero insufficient favor it comes returning . Does he achieve the state of the Hero full - time ? It waits the life and complete medical science and dentistry advantage of venture ! A Hero In Training . It ' s a Friday night : you could go see a movie with your girlfriend , but Spiderman 5 won ' t be out for a while , so what ' s the point ? Besides - did you say girlfriend ? That ' s as foreign a concept to you as NOT keeping up with the current season of Battlestar Gallactica . No , it ' s a big world out there : it might be for the best that you don ' t propagate . At least no one will have to inherit your asthma ! It may be hard to swallow that you ' re actually doing your species a favor by sitting there listening to Dragonforce while wearing out your Wii wand , but as the saying goes , " With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility . " If you feel any kinship to the sentiments above , then the Hero Intern might just be the flag you pledge allegiance to . As part of the Kaiju Commissioner ' s " Hero Intern Program " to breed a new generation of champions to combat the growing Kaiju monster threat , this guy somehow made it through the application process : Hero Intern ' s File Photo Behold Walter " Wally " Wallace * , your Hero Intern ! We ' re all going to die . . . Under the tutelage of Kaiju greats American Beetle , Los Plantanos and Neo Teppen , the Intern was given a " Heroic " helmet and some on the job training . Before he even figured out how to work the copier at Kaiju HQ , the Intern was called upon to extend Call - Me - Kevin ' s losing streak at the Area 57 Big Battel . When he managed to make the pin in his debut Battel , he was awarded a pair of sweet green leg gauntlets and a round of Jello shots . After scoring another win at Someone Must Die ! he was upgraded to " Hero - in - Training . " At this point , it looked like there was no limit to the Hero Intern ' s winning ways , and a promotion to full - time Hero ( with a parking pass , health , and dental ! ) seemed inevitable . Along with his new title of Hero - In - Training however , the former Intern also acquired a new arrogant attitude . " Mr . Commissioner , sir " became " Yo , commish ! " , on - time became an hour late , and bright - eyed and bushy - tailed became hung - over and possibly still drunk . Inevitably , this undergrad ' tude led to a crushing defeat at " All Out War " at the claws of space pirate Giii , and the Hero - In - Training was demoted back to lowly Intern status and reassigned to the Heroes ' training camp in Guatemala . Many speculated that this harsh punishment may have partially stemmed from resentment amongst certain Heroes , who frowned upon the Intern ' s " big fish , little pond " attitude in the " towels optional " Hero locker room . Humiliated , the Hero Intern swore to turn things around . While in Guatemala , he gave up partying , carousing , cavorting , and scamming on chicks , and returned to the acne - ridden , home - body lifestyle that originally made him a Heroic wannabe . Like a LAN - party savant , he spent countless hours memorizing multi - hit combos on his super - powered arm controller . A steady diet of Cheetos , pepperoni hot pockets , and Bawls built up a protective layer of padding around his torso , and a Netflix queue full of Jackie Chan movies and wrestle - mania videos prepared him to unleash a barrage of highly improbable , barely - practical , and groin - smashingly hilarious martial arts maneuvers . Then , when the untimely death of Pablo Plantain combined with the defection of Silver Potato to Dr . Cube ' s Posse thinned the Hero ranks , the Commissioner had the aspiring do - gooder restart the Hero Intern training from scratch . While his rematch against Giii at Kaiju Big Battel : TV Pilot was technically a win for the Heroes , it was mired in controversy as he required outside assistance to secure victory . Heroic ? Hardly even Heroic - in - training . Let ' s hope the Intern can continue to develop as a defender of helpless humans , or else the Commissioner will have to fire him and start cold - calling college career services departments . Hero Intern ' s File Photo Once again , we ' re probably all going to die . Thanks , Hero Intern !