Andy Dick Andy Dick is the actor and comedian who portrayed the EMH Mark II in the fourth season episode . He filmed his scenes between Thursday and Wednesday on Paramount Stage 8 , 9 , and 16 . Hailing from Charleston , South Carolina , Dick is a graduate of Joliet West High School in Joliet , Illinois , where he performed in several high school stage productions and acquired a reputation as the " class clown " . He went on to become an alumnus of Columbia College Chicago . Dick first gained recognition while performing on " The Ben Stiller Show " during the 1992 - 93 television season . He then starred as Zach Smart in a revival of the 1960s spy spoof series " Get Smart , " but it was canceled after only seven episodes . Dick then acquired stardom for his role as clumsy reporter Matthew Brock on the sitcom " NewsRadio " from 1995 until 1999 . In 2001 , Dick created " The Andy Dick Show " , which only lasted two seasons but has become a cult hit . He most recently played Owen Kronsky on the ABC sitcom " Less Than Perfect " , which ran for four seasons from 2002 through 2006 . In addition , he has made guest appearances on numerous variety programs , talk shows , and sitcoms , and even had a guest spot on the NBC drama " ER " . A highly recognized comedic presence , Dick often makes cameos in films of that genre , including " The Cable Guy " , " Road Trip " ( with Ellen Albertini Dow ) , " Dude , Where ' s My Car ? " , " Zoolander " , and " Old School " ( with Ed Lauter ) . He has had larger roles in films , as well : he was the second male lead in 1994 ' s " In the Army Now " , co - starring Lori Petty and Glenn Morshower ; he also had the second male lead in 1997 ' s " Best Men " , co - starring Brad Dourif and Biff Yeager ; he played Dr . Claw ' s assistant in 1999 ' s " Inspector Gadget " , which also featured Rene Auberjonois , Richard Penn , Brad Blaisdell , Brian George , Johnny Martin , and Michael McAdam ; and he played the main villain in the 2003 cult hit " The Hebrew Hammer " . In the latter film , he plays the son of Santa Claus ( played by Richard Riehle ) who plots to eradicate Hanukkah . Sean Whalen also starred in this film . Dick ' s had voice - over roles in 2005 ' s " Hoodwinked " ( along with David Ogden Stiers ) and 2007 ' s " Happily N ' Ever After " ( with Lee Arenberg and Wallace Shawn ) and a supporting role in the 2006 comedy film " Employee of the Month " ( with Sean Whalen and Brian George ) . He also had a role in the comic fantasy " Love Hollywood Style " , as did his " Voyager " co - star Robert Picardo . His more recent films credits include " The Comebacks " ( co - starring Holmes Osborne ) and " Blonde Ambition " . In 2006 , he was one of the roasters on the Comedy Central roast of William Shatner . During the program , he introduced the character of " Kock " – the offspring of Captain James T . Kirk and Spock . The event was presided over by fellow " Voyager " guest actor and " Star Trek " fan Jason Alexander ; other roasters included Shatner ' s TOS co - stars Nichelle Nichols and George Takei . Seen in the audience was " Voyager " actress Jeri Ryan , sitting at the same table as Brent Spiner , as well as Rene Auberjonois . Andy Dick was the voice of a radio personality named Maurice in the popular video game " Grand Theft Auto : San Andreas " . star Wil Wheaton also voiced a radio personality on the game . Clifton Collins , Jr . is the voice of one of the main characters in the game .