Captain ' s Pleasure Summary . As the archaeological team searches through the ruins , Dr . Hoyle calls for the rest of the team to see his discovery . He has found a shuttlepod with the markings NX - 02 on the side . Picard notes that the skeletons outside of it have likely been there for over two centuries . Dr . Gest , a Bolian , tells the others that she has found some Harmonic Diamonds , flawless . She has found five of them , but there are six in their team according to the " finders - keepers " Earth phrase . Picard insists that they be returned to their rightful owners , but that they return to camp for the day as they are losing their light . On the " Enterprise " , Deanna Troi is standing outside the holodeck and she enters to Program Crusher 54 only to find herself in a disco in 1975 watching Dr . Crusher dancing with a man named Mikey . On Rajatha Prime , Picard discusses some of the designs that they found , each one telling a tale . He notes that he might be able to use them to open the temple doors . Nobody else is listening to him though , and discussing the gems . Hoyle notes that the tone of the gems changed when the Bajoran Kob picked one up . Kob notes that the treasure could build many hospitals on Bajor . Meanwhile , Picard talks to Schwin , the Andorian cook for the team , a man wanted by the Klingon s . Dr . Devarona tells Picard that she ' d use the treasure to set up a foundation to finance digs around the galaxy since the Daystrom Institute can only finance a few each year . That , or she might buy a moon . Picard expresses surprise , but Devarona says " " there ' s a little Ferengi in all of us , Jean - Luc . " " Back at the fire , Jean - Luc suggests that each of the team members hold onto a diamond , and to give his to Schwin . Out in the rain Hoyle tells Picard that the comm system isn ' t working since one of the chips is missing . He also asks about Devarona since he was supposed to meet her an hour before . Picard tells him to get everyone together and to bring their diamonds . They all head out looking for her and find her dead body in a pit , lying in the water . Picard notes that she was pushed or thrown . Gest suggests that there may be others on the planet . At the camp , Picard discovers that someone has stolen all of the phaser s . He decides to head back to the dig , hoping to be able to use some of the parts to fix the comm system and maybe get the phase - pistol working too . In the disco , Crusher and Troi are sitting sharing some drinks while listening to " I Will Survive " . Crusher tells Troi that she sometimes finds tap and jazz dance restrictive and that she finds this a good way to lose weight . Mikey , a hologram approaches Dr . Crusher and asks her to dance , and on her way to the floor , she tells Troi to watch for Carlos as " " he has two left feet – and he ' s a grabber . " " In the jungle , someone is firing a phaser at Picard , is unsuccessful at hitting him . Picard ambushes him and jumps down on top of Hoyle , taking the phaser away from him . They head to the ruins and Hoyle protests that his phaser hasn ' t been fired . They also discover that the phase - pistol from the shuttle pod has been stolen , Schwin is dead with a knife in his chest , and that the comm system has been destroyed . Outside of the shuttle , Picard discovers Hoyle fighting with Gest and sees Gest kill Hoyle with a phaser blast . Gest claims that Hoyle attacked her , and had previously killed Kob . She shows Picard a phaser and tells him that it was Hoyle ' s and notes that the diamonds are missing . Picard tells her that he believes her , but that he has made a bigger discovery and needs Gest ' s help . On the " Enterprise " , Riker contacts Crusher on the holodeck and tells her that he needs her in the transporter room in ten minutes . Crusher ends the program but kisses Mikey immediately beforehand . Gest and Picard push against the shuttle , moving it away from the wall , and revealing another door . Picard looks for a way to open it and finds a button that opens up onto a hall filled with ancient relics . Gest tells Picard that she wants him to have her diamond because she remembers why he became an archaeologist in the first place . Picard claps and says " " Well done , Gest . " " He notes that Gest obviously wants him to believe that Hoyle hid the other diamonds or that they are lost , so she gave Picard the one gem and would walk off the planet with the other four , and further suggests that they ' re hidden in Gest ' s canteen , since she hasn ' t had water from it since they found the diamonds . Gest pulls a weapon out and threatens Picard , backing up to the door , but Picard seems oddly unperturbed . The door opens behind Gest , to reveal Riker , Dr . Crusher , and Worf . It turns out that the shuttle was stolen from the NX - 2 " Columbia " in 2296 , but the diamonds unregistered . Memorable quotes . " " I ' d set up a foundation to finance hundreds of digs , all across the quadrant . The Institute only funds a few each year . Or I might buy a moon . " " " " You , " too " , Marjorie ? " " " " There ' s a little " Ferengi " in all of us , Jean - Luc . " " " " Just stay away from anyone named " Carlos " . . . he has two left feet – and he ' s a grabber . " " " " Per Dr . Devarona ' s last request , the Daystrom Institute is financing additional archaeological digs across the quadrant . . . and I may buy a moon . " " " " A moon , sir ? " " " " There ' s a little Ferengi in all of us , Number One . " "