Ebareebaveebeedee Ebareebaveebeedee was the Squib king of Skor II from the last decades of the Galactic Republic into the time of the Galactic Empire and the Galactic Civil War . An adamant supporter of the Republic , Ebareebaveebeedee publicly proclaimed to the galaxy in the midst of the wave of secessions that formed the Separatist Crisis that the Squibs would not leave the Republic at any cost . When the Clone Wars broke out , Ebareebaveebeedee found his world under attack by the forces of the Confederacy of Independent Systems . Skor II was liberated by Jedi Master Mace Windu , and following the battle the king bestowed Windu with the honorary title " Big Time Hero of Beyond - Squib Eliteness " in a public ceremony . Ebareebaveebeedee adapted to the rise of the Galactic Empire following the Clone Wars , making a deal with the Empire that stationed Squibs as laborers on Imperial ships , who were then able to pass on the sites of good salvage operations to their fellow Squibs . In this time Ebareebaveebeedee kept his throne on the Squib Momship " Thrifty " . When the Empire bombarded Dankayo , the king struck a deal with Rebel agents traveling in the shuttle " Bonderium " , who sought to recover vital rebel intelligence from the Imperial transport ship " Elusive " . In exchange for the coordinates of the " Elusive " , Ebareebaveebeedee wanted them to steal a gravity well projector from the Squibs ' archenemies , the Ugor s , an act that would drive the Ugors into chaos that the Squibs could take advantage of . The crew of the " Bonderium " was successful , and in the wake of their victory Ebareebaveebeedee declared an alliance of his government with the Rebellion . Biography . The Clone Wars . Ebareebaveebeedee became the king of the Squib Polyanarchy at some time before 40 BBY . The monarch was the sole authority over a number of distant , scattered communities that made up the Polyanarchy , and was a revered ruler , raising the Squibs to levels of prosperity they had never experienced before . In 22 BBY , as the Galactic Republic was being wracked with a wave of secessions in the Separatist Crisis , Ebareebaveebeedee made three Grand Proclamation s from the capital of Metrobig City over the course of three days . In his second , the Squib king declared the Jedi Order to be " koovy " . He followed this up the next day with a twenty - minute address on Skor II ' s loyalty to the Galactic Senate and Republic . Ebareebaveebeedee was emphatic in his statement that the Squibs were " going nowhere " , insisting that no matter how much was offered by the secessionists , his people were too loyal to the Republic to be coaxed into leaving it . At the close of his twenty minutes , Ebareebaveebeedee bargained for another six minutes of airtime , which he used to add " You bet . " Despite the attempts of Ebareebaveebeedee and others to hold the Republic together , the secessionist crisis eventually resulted in the Clone Wars . A year and a half after the King ' s Grand Proclamation , Skor II was invaded by the Confederacy of Independent Systems , who intended to use the world as a base to plant proximity mine s along the Rimma Trade Route . Jedi Master Mace Windu led the Republic counterattack , freeing the Metrobig Interplanetary Blastport from the Confederacy ' s battle droids . After the battle , Ebareebaveebeedee , in honor of Windu ' s exploits in the battle , declared him an honorary Big Time Hero of Beyond - Squib Eliteness and revealed a bronzium statue of Windu to a crowd of joyous Squibs . Ebareebaveebeedee then made a speech declaring that Windu ' s actions would be remembered throughout Squib history . Windu had left Skor II by this time , leaving behind a clone trooper contingent to guard against future Confederate activity , and the Jedi Council made no comment on Ebareebaveebeedee ' s ceremony . The Galactic Civil War . Ebareebaveebeedee remained king as the Republic gave way to the Galactic Empire . The king eventually made a deal with the new government in which Squibs would serve aboard Imperial starships doing menial labor tasks — an arrangement the Empire considered to be slavery — and in return , unknown to the Empire , the Squibs would surreptitiously send messages to the Squib Reclamation Fleet giving the locations of Imperial dumping grounds . The Squibs would then salvage these dumping grounds for any useful material . Styled " Illustrious Chieftain of Junkyards " , Ebareebaveebeedee was in this time commander of the " Thrifty " , the Squib Momship and the seat of his throne . The king ' s throne itself was made from the cockpit of a Z - 95 Headhunter , and it was located in an audience chamber decorated with baubles and a mural composed of Imperial tax stamp s . He wore a collection of garbage passed down between generations of kings , all items of which he was forbidden by High Squibbian Law to use . At some point between 0 and 2 ABY , the Empire attacked a Rebel base on the planet Dankayo . The Imperial transport " Elusive " was left behind to perform mop - up operations , only to be interrupted by the arrival of the shuttle " Bonderium " , under the control of a group of Rebels . After a brief battle , the " Elusive " dumped its garbage and fled into hyperspace ; the " Thrifty " , which had been alerted to the location of the trash dump by their Squib agent aboard the " Elusive " , Dono , arrived shortly thereafter and began gathering trash from the departed Imperial vessel . Within moments , a " Black Hole " - class Salvage Dreadnought belonging to the Ugor — a species with a long rivalry with the Squibs — arrived as well and began attacking both vessels . It was not interested in destroying them , though , only holding them off long enough to collect trash for itself , and it soon fled . The " Thrifty " had been monitoring the earlier battle between the Rebels and Imperials , had detected that the " Bonderium " was not Imperial , and had learned from the Rebel vessel ' s scans of the " Elusive " trajectory that its passengers had an interest in locating the Imperial ship . When a new message from Dono came in , detailing the next stop of the " Elusive " in code ( actually the language Old High Squibbian ) , the " Thrifty " relayed the message on an open channel , thereby letting the Rebels know that the Squibs could lead them to the " Elusive " . The " Bonderium " made contact with the " Thrifty " , and after some posturing on the part of the Squibs , the Rebels were invited aboard by the king to make a deal . Ebareebaveebeedee ' s messengers greeted them at the airlock , and the Rebel party was escorted to the king ' s audience chamber . The Rebels , as it turned out , sought a collection of datapacks that the " Elusive " had taken from Dankayo , which held information on Rebel operations throughout three sectors . They needed to intercept the " Elusive " before it brought the data to Imperial Intelligence , and after extensive haggling Ebareebaveebeedee made a deal with them . The Rebels would retrieve an unidentified " quest object " from the Paradise system , home of the Ugors . Lacking in any planets , the Paradise system consisted of a motley collection of trash held together by the gravitational forces of a gravity well projector that was once part of the Death Star . Unknown to the Rebels , it was this that Ebareebaveebeedee sought ; stealing the projector would throw the Ugors into chaos , a desirable goal to the king . He sent with them a Squib guide , Spilferithimus - narlamos , to identify the object and the cooking droid L9 - G8 , presented to them as a gift for closing the bargain but actually a practical joke by the king . When the Rebels deactivated and took the projector , the system began to collapse , and the " Thrifty " , along with a fleet of Squib ships , arrived to scavenge whatever they could from the suddenly - disorganized Ugors . Ebareebaveebeedee hailed the victorious Rebels and invited them aboard again to conclude their deal . In their absence , the king had had more murals added to his walls , this time of the collapse of the Paradise system , and had invited a Mon Calamari trader to join in his negotiations with the Rebels . Another round of haggling began , eventually ending in the Rebels gaining possession of the coordinates of the " Elusive " and the projector , which they could use to ambush the ship and pull it from hyperspace . Ebareebaveebeedee sent them on their way with a holographic message to be played only once they had defeated the " Elusive " and reported to the Alliance . In it , the king announced an alliance between the Rebellion and Squib Polyanarchy , with the Rebels of the " Bonderium " to serve as ambassadors to the Squibs . Personality and traits . Ebareebaveebeedee was a traditionalist , holding to the ancient High - Squibbian customs and relying on them over his personal whim . He was fair , had a sense of justice , and honored his word . Ebareebaveebeedee demonstrated this during the Separatist Crisis , when he made a vow of loyalty to the Republic that he promised would not be breached for any price . The king was in turn revered by his people . Though outright lying was forbidden in Squib bargains , Ebareebaveebeedee could conceal the truth when it suited his ends , as when he sent the Rebels to retrieve a gravity well projector for him despite having no interest in the artifact itself , simply the disruptive effect it would have on the Ugors who used it . Like other Squibs , the king greatly enjoyed haggling , preferring a deal to be as complicated as possible . He was even known to bargain during his political addresses for more airtime . Ebareebaveebeedee also had a sense of humor , found in his giving of impractical gifts during bargains as a joke . Behind the scenes . Ebareebaveebeedee was created for the adventure " Scavenger Hunt " , by Brad Freeman , in 1989 . He was not mentioned for another 13 years , until Pablo Hidalgo and Paul Ens included him in a HoloNet News entry as part of the buildup to . They later used the character again in an entry of HoloNet News , this time set during the Clone Wars and appearing in " Star Wars Insider " . " Eebareebaveebeedee " [ " sic " ] is included as an example name for Squibs in the " Ultimate Alien Anthology " , which mentions that it can be shortened to " Eebaree . "