Paine / Quotes " Final Fantasy X - 2 " . Beginning of battle . Bring it , punk . Well , well , well . Here comes the hurt . This is your lucky day . With Yuna . Paine : Come get some ! Yuna : Paine gets all the good lines . Paine : I got this ! Yuna : Hey ! I wanna fight , too ! Paine : All yours , Yuna . Yuna : Where are you going ? Yuna : Piece of cake ? Paine : Where ' s the fun in that ? Yuna : Don ' t get careless . Paine : Who ? Me ? With Rikku . Rikku : Doctor P . is in the house ! Paine : Stop that . Rikku : I could do this blindfolded . Paine : Go ahead . Rikku : I ' m gonna kick you in the spleen ! Paine : Spleen ? Rikku : You ' re not getting away ! Paine : Confident , huh ? Rikku : Oh , I need a nap . < br > Paine : Maybe later . < br > — Critical status With Yuna and Rikku . Yuna : Gimme a Y ! Rikku : Gimme an R ! Paine : Gimme a break . . . Rikku : Let ' s finish this lickity - split ! Yuna : Think we can break our record ? Paine : Let ' s just win . Paine : Guess I ' ll take a break . Rikku : What ? ! Yuna : Hey , we need you . Rikku : Think this will be hard ? Paine : Only one way to find out . Yuna : Well , what are we waiting for ? Paine : Easy . Yuna : You really think so ? Rikku : Less talk , more fight ! Yuna : Bring it ! Rikku : She ' s sure getting into this . Paine : She ' s trying . Story - related encounters . Chapter One . Move . — Fighting Goon s or She - Goon s in Luca during the first mission . Them again ? — Against Ormi , Logos , and Leblanc at Floating Ruins . Hi there , creepy crawly . — Against Boris . Chapter Two . You guys deserve a medal . — Against Logos , Ormi , and Fem - Goon on the Djose Highroad . Fight ! You have to ! — Against Bahamut . Chapter Four . Isn ' t this cute . — Against Zalamander . Chapter Five . Yuna : Ready ? Rikku : Let ' s kick some tail ! Paine : You ' re on ! — Against Vegnagun ( tail ) . Paine : Leblanc never stood a chance against this thing . Rikku : Well , we ' ve got a " leg " up on her . Yuna : Save the jokes for later . — Against Vegnagun ( leg ) , Node A , Node B , and Node C . Yuna : It ' s so big . Rikku : Woohoo , no more climbing ! Paine : Could you please focus ? — Against Vegnagun ( body ) , Right Bulwark , and Left Bulwark . Yuna : Shuyin ! Paine : It can ' t end like this . Rikku : I ' m getting ticked off ! — Against Vegnagun ( head ) , Right Redoubt , and Left Redoubt . Rikku : You just don ' t get it , do you ? Paine : It ' s no good , he ' s not listening . Yuna : Shuyin , please stop this ! — Against Shuyin . Changing Dressphere s . You ' re no challenge . Just target practice . So , who wants to be my first target ? Wherever you go , my bullets will find you . You need some speed - holes . — After changing into Gunner . This gun hungers for magic . Let ' s see what you ' ve got . Everyone has a weakness and I ' ll find yours . Time for a fiend hunt ! The magical mayhem begins . — After changing into Gun Mage . I ' m in a generous mood . Get ready for lots of presents with your name on them . I feel like splurging . What shall we mix up today ? What I use , I intend to get back . — After changing into Alchemist . I ' m gonna carve you up . All I need is my sword . Don ' t bother blocking . — After changing into Warrior . Hmm , I think this blade could use a new sheath . Any volunteers ? I ' m not picky about who I cut to pieces . Time for you to split . Don ' t get too close . — After changing into Samurai . Darkness is my ally . Those who cross me shall know its wrath . The shadows will swiftly devour you . Sleep in the darkness . The night beckons . — After changing into Dark Knight . No holding back now . It ' s all or nothing . Once the fire starts , there ' s no putting it out ! If you ' re gonna bring it , bring it ! Whatever it takes . — After changing into Berserker . No holding back . If you can ' t keep up , stay off my dance floor . I ' ll take you places you ' ve never been . So , all I have to do is sing and dance ? I guess we can win this way , too . — After changing into Songstress . Time to teach you a thing or two about black magic . The endless power of the world in " my " hands ? Can ' t you just feel the magic ? Fried or boiled ? What will it be ? — After changing into Black Mage . I ' ll heal you if I have to , but don ' t get careless . You handle offense . I ' ll heal . You do the rest . I ' ve got you covered . — After changing into White Mage . Watch out . Items aren ' t the only thing I can steal . So much to steal , so little time . . . Your purse is looking a little heavy . Allow me to lighten your load . — After changing into Thief . That look in your eyes . You ' ll serve me well . And now , the hunt begins . Have you sighted your prey ? I ' m counting on you . — After changing into Trainer . Don ' t think it ' s just a game . Your life is on the line . Care to try your luck ? So , what ' s your wager ? Would you like to play a game ? — After changing into Lady Luck . I suppose it wouldn ' t hurt to have a " little " fun . Maybe we " don ' t " party enough ? It ' s my party , so you ' ll cry if I want you to ! — After changing into Festivalist . This will be over before you " know " it . If you think you ' re going to survive , think again . — After changing into Psychic Don ' t . Say . A word . We ' re getting desperate . Don ' t judge a book by its cover . Laugh and I ' ll hurt you . — After changing into Mascot . You have picked your last fight . Beg , vermin . What ' s that you say ? You wanna get hurt ? A nicer person might let you go . — After changing into Full Throttle . Dressphere Abilities . General Commands . You had your chance to run . I ' m gonna miss you . Worm . Kiss me . Shimete yaru ! " ( Translation : I ' m going to get you ! ) " < br > Sore ! " ( Translation : Take this ! ) " < br > Ja na . " ( Translation : Bye . ) " — / HD Remaster exclusives Thief . Hand it over . < br > I take what I want . < br > Show me your goods . < br > I need this more than you do . — Using Steal or Flimflam abilities Items aren ' t all that can be stolen . — Using Flimflam abilities Alms for the poor . < br > Don ' t spend it all in one place . < br > Thrift is for losers . — Using Spare Change / Bribe abilities Warrior . This is the part where you get hurt . — Using Excalibur Songstress . Try and keep up . < br > Step to " this " . < br > Don ' t make me dance alone . < br > — Using Dance abilities Name that tune ! < br > This ' ll stir your soul ! < br > * scats first part of Paine ' s Theme * < br > * scats second part of Paine ' s Theme * < br > — Using Sing abilities Black Mage . Allow me to burst your bubble . < br > What goes around , comes around . < br > Now we ' re even . < br > — Casting MP Absorb , Drain , or Osmose Burn ! < br > Smoking ' s bad for you . < br > Ashes to ashes < br > Light my fire . < br > — When using fire - elemental magic . Ice , ice , baby . < br > Am I cold ? < br > Serve chilled ! < br > — When using ice - elemental magic . Searing light ! < br > Hmph . Shocking ! < br > Lightning flash , thunder crash ! < br > — When using lightning - elemental magic . Hold your breath . < br > Wake up . < br > You could use a bath . < br > — When using water - elemental magic . White Mage . Perk up . Now . < br > That ' s just a scratch . < br > Alright . Let ' s finish this . < br > Don ' t get carried away . < br > Don ' t worry , I ' ve got your back . < br > — When using White Magic Gun Mage . Guess what ' s coming next ? < br > I use what I have . < br > . . . and you thought they were lead . — Using Blue Bullet abilities This one ' s got your name on it . Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet . – Using Fiend Hunter abilities Spill it . < br > Knowing is half the battle . < br > So , what ' s your secret ? — Using Scan Alchemist . Always have a plan ' B ' . < br > Hey , look what I found ! < br > I ' m full of surprises . < br > — Using Stash abilities I ' m figuring this out as I go . < br > Sorry if I screw this up . . . < br > Is there a trick to this ? < br > — Using Mix Dark Knight . There ' s enough " Paine " to go around . < br > No pain , no gain . < br > I guess there ' s no choice . . . < br > — When using Darkness Samurai . Keep your eye on the blade . < br > I ' ll be taking your life now . < br > This may sting a little . < br > — Using Zantetsu Lady Luck . Don ' t write off the power of luck . < br > Cross your fingers . < br > The luck of the wicked . < br > — Using Two Dice or Four Dice abilities Here goes . . . – Using Tantalize Berserker . No turning back now ! I hate to do this to you ! – Using Berserk ( ability ) How far can you fly ? Come again ! – Using Eject Trainer . Fly ! – Attack Your quarry awaits ! Make your master proud . Do your worst . – Using Flurry abilities That ' s our enemy . " Remove " the enemy ! Finish this ! – Using Carrier Flurry Save some for your friends ! – Using Maulwings ! Satisfied ? The early bird catches the worm . Good girl ! – Victory Festivalist . This is gonna " hurt " ! < br > Might as well have some fun . < br > You know you want it ! < br > The party is just getting started . < br > This ' ll be a good one . < br > This is kinda fun . < br > — Using Festivities abilities Full Throttle . Paine . Now you ' ve made me angry . < br > — Using Sword Dance Using Escape . Egh . . . < br > Hrm . < br > — Deals zero damage or misses Killing Blow . Too easy . Bye . Victory . Child ' s play . Did that hurt ? Another flawless victory . Turned on ? Works for me . Nice knowing you . We ' ve got bigger fish to fry . Effortless . Next ? That wasn ' t much fun . Over already ? Well . . . that certainly wasn ' t dull . < br > That was a workout . < br > Guess I ' m getting sloppy . < br > Huh . That ' s it ? < br > Let ' s put that behind us . < br > — Critical status With Yuna . Yuna : We won ! Paine : An empty win . Paine & Yuna : All right ! Yuna : Hooh . . . Paine : Don ' t let your guard down . — Critical status Paine : You alright ? Yuna : I guess . . . < br > — Critical status With Rikku . Paine : Thank you . Rikku : Come again ! Paine : Sorry we had to win . Rikku : I ' m not ! Defeat . I failed . How embarrassing . So this is it ? You ' re . . . no pushover . " " . Changing Dressphere s . Who gets it first ? — After changing into Gunner . This is going to be easy . — After changing into Gun Mage . I ' m not holding anything back . — After changing to Alchemist . I ' ll end this . — After changing into Warrior . If it bleeds I can cut it . — After changing into Samurai . I command the shadows . — After changing into Dark Knight . You better stay out of my way . — After changing into Berserker . You want me to " sing " ? — After changing into Songstress . Let me concentrate . — After changing into Black Mage . Let ' s keep things steady . — After changing into White Mage . I ' ll make this fast . — After changing into Thief . Find something to hurt . — After changing into Trainer . So the game begins . — After changing into Lady Luck . Anything but this . . . — After changing into Mascot . This might get a little out of hand . — After changing into Psychic . Let ' s get to it ! — After changing into Festivalist . I really should change . Who has something to say ? I can fight in anything . — After changing into any dressphere . I never thought I ' d wear this again . — After changing into a Leblanc Syndicate member . Take care of this . . . All yours . Be my guest . — Before switching to another character .