Joseph ( Oh No It Isn ' t ! ) Joseph ( or Joseph the Porter ) was the name of two porters of Bernice Summerfield , or possibly the same one . Biography . Originally he was an android assistant to Victor Farrison , who sacrificed himself to save Bernice , the Seventh Doctor and Ace . The Doctor took his omnitronic processor , saying he would give it to someone who could salvage the personality from it . ( AUDIO : " The Dark Flame " ) When Bernice took up residency at St . Oscar ' s University on the planet Dellah , Joseph was her robotic porter drone . He resembled a floating billiard ball who took messages and relayed information to her . ( PROSE : " Oh No It Isn ' t ! " ) It was later revealed that Joseph was in fact a spy for God and was a ship by the name of " J - Kibb " in " disguise " . ( PROSE : " Tears of the Oracle " ) After Dellah was destroyed and Bernice moved to the Braxiatel Collection , Irving Braxiatel gave her a new porter , also called Joseph . He was either based on the Joseph that Bernice had had on Dellah or on the omnitronic processor that the Seventh Doctor had salvaged from the Joseph android . ( PROSE : " The Doomsday Manuscript " ) He continued to work as Benny ' s porter and assistant during her stay on the Braxiatel Collection . He often accompanied her on her expeditions . One such expedition was to Gigamarket , where he started to malfunction . His time circuits said they were in the wrong time . He later tried to sell Benny upgrades and reading part of her diary at inappropriate moments . ( AUDIO : " The Greatest Shop in the Galaxy " ) He also went to Marlowe ' s World , where has had to be downgraded to be allowed on on the planet ( PROSE : " The Tree of Life " ) . Benny often got him to record her diary . He accompanied Benny to Goronos and wasn ' t sure when Benny left Peter Summerfield in the care of Jason Kane and Adrian Wall . ( AUDIO : " The Green - Eyed Monsters " ) He often aided Braxiatel in his duties . ( AUDIO : " The Bellotron Incident " ) He was able to rescue Bev Tarrant from her torture cell . He then aided in her final battle against the Axis . He delivered a message to Braxiatel to warn him that the Dalek s were behind the Fifth Axis . ( AUDIO : " Death and the Daleks " ) Jason asked him to look for time displaced 20th century television signals to show Peter , when he changed the channels he picked up Grel security signals from 2646 . He was taken with Jason , Benny , Peter and Sophia through time . ( AUDIO : " The Grel Escape " ) After the history machine incident , he was retrofitted to look after the wounded . ( PROSE : " Siege Mentality " ) . He delivered a message from Thesanius for Benny to Jason which told him to go to Cantus . ( AUDIO : " The Crystal of Cantus " ) When Benny went missing he gave Jason information that CroSSScape had information on her whereabouts . ( AUDIO : " The Tartarus Gate " ) He helped Bev Tarrant in her negotiations to protect the collections . Although he was an android he was infected with the sex virus and tried it on with Benny . ( AUDIO : " Summer of Love " ) He also assisted Hass by venturing to the Mimsphere on a diplomatic mission . ( AUDIO : " The Judas Gift " ) He lost a lot of memory when the Mimsphere exploded . ( AUDIO : " Freedom of Information " ) After Jason ' s death he spent most of his time looking after Peter . ( AUDIO : " The Wake " ) He helped Braxiatel to move an energy field to Maximediras and tested its effectiveness . ( AUDIO : " Resurrecting the Past " ) The Deindum took him apart and downgraded him to the point that he couldn ' t remember what had happened to Braxiatel . Adrian Wall helped him to escape . ( AUDIO : " Escaping the Future " ) In the wake of the Deindum War , Joseph was found by Bev and Adrian in an escape pod . He came to live with them on Valentine ' s World . ( PROSE : " Adorable Illusion " ) Sometime in the future , Joseph was recovered by researchers constructing an exhibit based on Benny ' s life . He assisted Benny in destroying the museum ' s data on her , saving her life from the infected database which was trying to kill her . ( AUDIO : " Many Happy Returns " )