Bonga Bugle The Bonga Bugle is a popular media outlet in " " . It is a monthly magazine managed by two seeq , the Owner and the Head Editor , the latter of which persuades Luso Clemens and Clan Gully to assist him in various interviews and reporting expeditions . Personnel . Owner , Bonga Bugle . This seeq is a Level 1 Berserker who does not speak much at all during the few times Luso sees him . He appears to be quite dimwitted and relies on the Head Editor to do the talking for him , much of which is outright flattery . Head Editor . The Head Editor is a Level 10 Ranger with a rather offensive personality . He is self - centered , flippant , cowardly , stubborn , and overly zealous in his crusade to obtain juicy news for the Bonga Bugle , no matter what the cost , unless of course it involves effort on his part . Overall , however , he is relatively harmless , whose faults often lead him into hot water , from which Clan Gully must bail him out . Bodyguards . At the Bonga Bugle ' s assistance is a group of competent bodyguards , consisting of a Parivir named Zengen , an Assassin named Saki , and a Ninja named Hayate ( though these three are also fixed names for members of the clan The Eastwatch and may have been hired in the same way as Clan Gully during the mission featuring them ) . Missions . Missions for the Bonga Bugle become available once per month after the notice " The Bonga Bugle " is read , although certain storyline missions must be cleared in order for some of the Bugle sidequests to appear at the Pub . Some Bugle missions include a prerequisite interview in which Luso must give the correct answer to the Head Editor ' s inquiries . The Head Editor had visited the Targ Wood shop in order to write a story on the trading business , but the shopkeeper flees the building after experiencing the Head Editor ' s antics . Luso must sell the correct items to customers while the Head Editor snaps pictures . When a customer ( normally ) asks for an item with certain abilities or effects , three choices will appear . Requests range from the very simple , such as identifying which of the three choices is a spear , to more head - scratching . To complete the quest , most of the customers should be given the correct items . Satisfying 10 customers rewards Luso with an Eureka Crystal , satisfying 8 - 9 earns an Elixir , satisfying 1 - 7 yields nothing , and failing to satisfy any customers nets Luso a Knot of Rust . The Head Editor wants to take pictures of pots by the master potter LePot the 3rd . Out in Zedlei Forest , Clan Gully must organize the pots for a photo shoot , but there are monsters in the way . The Head Editor tells them to simply ignore them and to place the five pots on the five tree stumps . When they do , the Editor gets his picture , and everyone leaves . The Head Editor is interested in writing an issue on Ghost hot spots . The first on the list being Shadeholme . The location of Graszton is where one must escort the Head Editor and protect him from Ghosts and Deathscythes . Remember that in order to complete the mission either banish the undead by defeating them and destroying their gravestones , or simply force them all into gravestones at the same time . The Head Editor wants Clan Gully to survey townsfolk about their New Years resolutions . Deploy the clan members around Moorabella and talk to everyone . The main goal is to find the most popular resolution , there are 13 different ones and it ' s random so one simply can guess if they want . Report the correct resolution to the Head Editor and the mission will be complete . The Head Editor is hoping to get an exclusive interview with a Galmia Pepe representative , a famous fashion company . However , when they arrive in Camoa , another news team , the Jylland Free Press , is already there , and they want the exclusive interview too . The objective is to get someone from Clan Gully to reach the representative first to get the interview . This mission has two outcomes , depending on who reaches the representative first . Bonga Bugle – Ashleaf . The Brigand Gloves can be found next to the Head Editor . If the other team wins , then the Ashleaf edition of the Bugle will be the editor simply saying what comes to his mind . The Head Editor is interested in finding hidden treasure on Baptiste Hill . Luso agrees to help him dig up some treasure by simply wandering around the map and using the command option to dig up anything he finds . When he finds three treasures , the Editor tells him their work is done . As Luso leaves , he wonders why the Head Editor doesn ' t leave with them , to which the Head Editor merely states he wants to stay around longer for undisclosed reasons . Bonga Bugle – Goldsun . The best treasure can be found by using an ability to knock the Head Editor off his tile , then dig there . Luso will then find the Bonga Bugle ' s hidden treasure . The Head Editor first requires an interview in the town of Moorabella . When he asks Luso give a description of himself , he must respond with the flattering reply of " Simply lovely " . The interview is then complete and the two head to the city of Fluorgis to investigate a unique law , one against " Being Robbed " . The thieves that are present in this battle have apparently been hired to play their part in creating a scene worthy of a Bugle article . The law changes when this mission is repeated . The Head Editor is hoping to get closer to the popular band Prima Donna , but before Luso can accept the mission , he must prove he is a true enthusiast of the band by chanting along with the Head Editor . When he has done this , they fly to Fluorgis to meet them . On site , the band and Clan Gully are attacked by thieves , who want to kidnap the band . However , when they notice the Head Editor hiding behind everyone , they assume he is even more important , so go after him . After defeating the thieves , the Editor gets the interview he wanted and everyone leaves . The Head Editor wants to visit exotic locations of Jylland , and has the Ruins of Delgantua in mind . After interviewing Luso to see if he ' s cool headed , they head out . At the ruins , the clan bump into a party of viera who are annoyed by all the noise the Head Editor is making . The Editor flips and thinks they ' re ghosts , demanding Clan Gully take care of them while he takes pictures . Clan Gully grudgingly fight the viera clan , and they head out , since the Editor now has his pictures . The Head Editor is interested to see the most powerful clans he can , so hires Clan Gully and pits them against some tough monsters . The Head Editor claims he could easily beat all the monsters , but is currently too tired . The battle begins , and a timer starts . The faster Clan Gully wipes out the monsters , the better prize they receive . Bonga Bugle – Mistleaf . If the mission is completed in 1 - 3 rounds , the player is rewarded with a Nirvana . If it ' s completed in four or five rounds , the prize is a Brilliant Theorbo . The Head Editor wants wolves for this next issue . Make sure to select the " Howl like a wolf " option . Luso goes to Moorabella where he will be pitted against a random rival clan . He must protect the Head Editor while at the same time defeating the rival clan . The Head Editor interviews you and asks for a secret phrase . Choose the third option " You ' ll be Owner next ! " After the interview , Luso will be taken to either ; the Rupie Mountains and fight some Chocobos , Fluorgis versus a few Bombs , or brawling Worgens , a Rocktitan , and some Tonberry in the Nazan Mines . Make sure to protect both the Head Editor and the Owner . Issues . These issues can be found under the Notices menu in the Pub . They never go away , even after viewing them . " Not bad , you guys ! "