The Naked Now ( episode ) The crew of the " Enterprise " is subjected to an exotic illness that drives them to unusual manic behavior . Summary . Teaser . The has been assigned to investigate a loss of contact with the , which had been assigned to observe the final days of a dying red supergiant star . Opening communications , the " Enterprise " bridge crew hear a woman speaking in a seductive voice . In confusion , Data requests for the woman to repeat her message , in which she states that a huge ' blowout ' is about to occur . Many other crew on the " Tsiolkovsky " begin laughing before a large explosive sound is heard followed by silence . Captain Picard requests a report . Data responds stating that the crew had just opened an emergency hatch . This prompts Commander Riker to stand up and head to the turbolift , followed by Data , Geordi La Forge and Natasha Yar , to beam over to the " Tsiolkovsky " . As they leave , Worf reports to Picard that there are no life sign s on board the ship . On the " Tsiolkovsky " , the ship is on red alert as the away team spreads out to investigate the ship . The corridors are quiet , but are littered with discarded items and food . The walls are also covered with phaser burn marks . Data states that the mess in the corridor indicates a " wild party " , to which Riker agrees . They approach a distorted screen which Riker makes out as the bridge . Data successfuly repairs the screen to clear the static , to which they see the bridge is empty of all loose items , and people ; and is open to space ; the emergency hatch was indeed blown . Riker remarks the crew were all sucked out into space , to which Data corrects him , stating that they were instead " " blown out . " " Yar contacts Riker from Engineering , stating that ten people present there are frozen . Someone had modified the environmental control s , venting all heat into space . In the crew quarters , La Forge witnesses many nude or barely clothed bodies , all frozen . He enters the bathroom and opens the shower to find a fully - clothed woman frozen , who falls in his arms . Riker contacts the " Enterprise " to submit his report . He reports that the crew - all 80 people , are dead . Act One . In Doctor Crusher ' s office , the doctor and Deanna Troi are analyzing the tricorder readings from the away team to ascertain what happened to the " Tsiolkovsky " s crew . Picard enters to request a report , but Crusher and Troi are unable to give any theories as to what happened to the crew . Picard asks if it could have been madness , hysteria , or delusion to which Troi responds it could have been any or all . Picard then requests that the away team be returned to the " Enterprise " after undergoing full decontamination . Later in sickbay , Dr . Crusher is giving medical scans to all members of the away team . Scanning Data , she notes how perfect his overall condition is , stating that she would write him up in a Starfleet Medical textbook . Data responds to her praise by stating that he already is in many bio - mechanic texts . With that said , Data leaves the main biobed and Geordi La Forge takes his place . After a few moments , she checks the scan results for La Forge . All of his systems are normal , except Crusher notes that he ' s perspiring . He raises his voice saying that the room is too hot ; the perspiration is visible on his face . Those in the room are surprised by La Forge ' s response , with even Riker noting that it didn ' t sound like him . La Forge smiles and says that Dr . Crusher threw her voice . He means this as a joke , but nobody is amused . With this response , Crusher decides to perform some more tests on La Forge . Later , after conducting her tests , Crusher contacts Picard via the communications network . She notifies him that she is confining La Forge to sickbay until further notice , as she couldn ' t determine what the problem was , if any . On the bridge , Riker steps out from the turbolift towards Data at the science station . Riker wants some information and enlists the help of Data . He has a vague memory of reading something about a person fully clothed in a shower , relating to La Forge ' s discovery on the " Tsiolkovsky " . Data agrees to help Riker and commences an extensive library computer inquiry for Riker after he comments that it should be easy for Data to find the information as he is written in many bio - mechanical texts . Data is curious and inquires if he was boasting about his comment about being in many texts to Crusher . Riker comments that he possibly was in a dry way , and inquires about the time it would take for the search . It would take several hours . Data , however , continues the conversation about him by saying that Crusher may look him up in the texts he mentioned . Back in sickbay , Crusher continues her tests on La Forge , who is still lying on the main bio - bed . She checks the reading of one of her latest scans and then proceeds to her office and compares her readings with ones on her viewer . Meanwhile , La Forge sits up in his bed , removes his combadge and quietly leaves sickbay unnoticed . Not long after , Crusher returns and notices La Forge missing . She snatches his combadge and runs out the door calling out for him , but there is nobody present in the corridor . She sends a message to the bridge to notify Tasha Yar of La Forge ' s escape . Tasha Yar confirms and notifies her teams while Picard orders a ship - wide search . In Dr . Crusher ' s quarters , Wesley Crusher and La Forge are present . Wesley is showing La Forge a miniature tractor beam emitter he created . He demonstrates its abilities by lifting a small chair , stating that the emitter uses technologies similar to those of the " Enterprise " s emitters with his own ideas included . Despite La Forge ' s compliment , Wesley is disappointed that Picard still won ' t let him on the bridge , even with his superior knowledge of ship ' s systems . He brings out a cube - shaped object that makes him feel like he ' s welcomed . The object emulates Picard ' s voice from words he has used over the communication network . La Forge compliments Wesley again , but he notices something wrong in La Forge ' s voice . La Forge notes that he has a burning feeling , then comments that the room is hot . He exits Crusher ' s quarters , leaving Wesley confused . Geordi finds refuge in the observation lounge . However , he is discovered by Tasha Yar , who tells him that Medical is worried about him . Still staring out the room ' s windows , La Forge yearns for help . Ignoring him , Yar calls for a security team . La Forge asks for help yet again – help to not give in to the wild behavior in his mind . She asks how she can help , but he wants to see with his eyes again . The security team arrives outside the door as La Forge removes his VISOR , revealing his blind eyes . She tells him that they ' ll talk about it later and leads him to sickbay . Act Two . In sickbay , La Forge lies on a bio - bed again but is having difficulty controlling his emotions . Both Dr . Crusher and Deanna Troi are monitoring his condition while Picard and Yar are discussing the current circumstances . She mentions to Picard that La Forge was quite upset and wanted normal vision . Picard acknowledges her and proceeds to sickbay while Yar leaves . Right before she reaches the exit , she wipes her hand on her head ; she knows she doesn ' t feel right but continues to leave . When Picard arrives at La Forge ' s bio - bed , Crusher tells him that none of her equipment can detect an elevated temperature in him , but it is obvious by sight . Picard is worried about the spread of the infection , but Crusher doubts it can be spread as full decontamination procedures were performed . Crusher states that the condition was more likely to be a case of insanity or severe emotional upset . Picard and Crusher both look to Troi for answers . All she can sense is confusion , and possibly intoxication . Crusher denies this as tests showed no drugs or hallucinogens in his body . Back on the bridge , Data and Riker are continuing their search , but it is proving nearly impossible . The mention of a proverb by Riker prompts him to tell Data to search the historical records of all starship s named " Enterprise " . As Data looks over the relevant medical records , Picard arrives on the bridge . Just as he reaches the station , Data finds the relevant information from the medical database from the old . The records state that during a planetary breakup , complex water molecules had acquired carbon from the body creating similar effects of alcohol on the brain , essentially intoxication . By Picard ' s orders , this information is downloaded and transmitted to medical . He contacts Crusher and notifies her that the information and a cure is being transmitted to the medical database . Crusher requests confirmation , in which Picard gives an out - of - character ' Absolutely ! ' making Data curious . Later , Deanna Troi goes to her quarters to find Tasha Yar rummaging through her selection of gowns . Troi enters , confused . Yar is comparing the gowns to her body , but the clothes are noticeably not right for her . Yar tells her that she wants help with clothes and hair style , noting that she wants to change her image and that Troi wears great clothes while off - duty . She holds up one gown , but Troi says it is not her style . She senses Yar ' s confusion and tries to comfort her , but Yar resists , puts the clothes down and heads for the exit , saying that she ' ll find what she wants in the ship ' s store s . As she leaves , Troi heads for the door but can ' t stop her . She hits the comm panel and notifies Picard that she thinks Yar ' s been infected with the mysterious Polywater intoxication . Picard says Yar " has the equivalent of a snootful " , but Data is unfamiliar with the term . Instead of helping Data , Picard replies ' Forget it ! ' . Back in sickbay , Crusher is continuing her work . Wesley calls out for his mother , prompting her to leave her work and see him levitating a medical tricorder . Perspiration is also notable on his face . Crusher is too worried for Wesley , however , to compliment him on his work . She tells him to go to their quarters until it is safe . He excessively acknowledges her orders and starts to leave , but notes that she is stunting his emotional growth . Just as he leaves , he says that the room is hot and wipes his forehead of sweat . Before she can think about what he said , Picard contacts her , inquiring if a test injection had been created . She replies with a negative . In one of the " Enterprise " s corridors , Tasha Yar moves in a very seductive way . Around her , everybody is acting unprofessionally , with lots of flirting . A crewman walks past a corner in the corridor in front of Yar . She beckons him closer and gives the officer a huge kiss . On the bridge , Data continues to upload the information from the " Tsiolkovsky " to the " Enterprise . " He notes to Picard that it will take another 41 minutes to complete the upload . Picard asks him why the upload is so slow and Data says the " Tsiolkovsky " had eight months of information that needed to be transferred . However , Picard looks at the viewscreen , revealing the system ' s star . He asks what the danger is from the star if it exploded in the worst - case scenario . Data notes that they could outrun any dangerous events from the star at half - impulse . A view of the star again reveals many surface flares . In engineering , both Chief Engineer Sarah MacDougal and her assistant Jim Shimoda are working at their posts . A boatswain ' s whistle is heard , accompanied by orders from Picard for MacDougal to come to the bridge . She is obviously not happy with the order and reluctantly leaves engineering , leaving Shimoda in charge . A moment later , Shimoda is ordered by Picard to go to sickbay . He , too , is reluctant , but Wesley arrives inquiring about the order . Shimoda notes that if he left , nobody would be in charge of engineering . Wesley tells Shimoda that he could take care of Engineering and contact MacDougal if anything bad was to happen . He gives a big smile at Shimoda , who then leaves , while Wesley stands in engineering with his arms crossed along with a big grin . MacDougal arrives on the bridge , but Picard doesn ' t know why she ' s there . She notes that he called her to the bridge . As far as he knows , he didn ' t and he wants her in Engineering in case they need to immediately leave the system . Another boatswain ' s whistle is heard with Picard ' s voice accompanying it . Picard looks in disbelief as he hears his own voice turning over command of the vessel to Acting Captain Wesley Crusher . As Picard repeats the title in disbelief , Wesley ' s voice is heard with joy thanking the recording and he gives a short speech mentioning that this marks a brave new day for the " Enterprise " . Act Three . After hearing Wesley ' s recording , Picard orders MacDougal to take control of engineering . She heads for the turbolift as Riker follows to assist . Worf , at operations , mentions that abnormal behavior is being reported from all decks , including the ship ' s training division ordering all officers to attend a lecture in metaphysics . Data confirms this , including a limerick developed by an officer from the shuttlebay involving a " woman from Venus . " Picard interrupts Data before he can finish the " adult " limerick by contacting security . The officer who replies is laid back , speaking informally to Picard , even acting rude , telling him " " Keep your britches on ! " " Picard inquires for Yar ' s location . Yar replies that she ' s in her quarters and is busy . Picard tells her to stay there and orders Data to take her to sickbay . As Data leaves , Picard orders all security supervisors to report to the bridge . In engineering , Wesley has complete control , cutting off everybody from himself in the main work area with a force field from his tractor beam emitter . He and the officers outside the force field are contaminated with the intoxication , with all focus on Wesley . He continues his speech , mentioning that a dessert course would precede and follow every meal in his command . Everybody outside the force field cheers for " the acting captain . " Shimoda walks into the force field and is knocked back slightly . Being intoxicated , he asks Wesley how he created the field . Wesley motions towards his tractor beam emitter and notes that he connected it to ship ' s power and made it into a repulsor beam . He asks if Shimoda wants in , and he joyfully nods , giving an oath of loyalty to Wesley . The field is deactivated , then quickly reactivated after Shimoda enters the work area , leaving the rest of the officers outside . Data goes to Yar ' s quarters and finds her provocatively dressed . Unsure how to react , Data tells Yar that he needs to take her to Sickbay ; however , she has no intention of going with him . Data indicates that Yar needs time to return to uniform , but she notes that she got out of uniform just for him . She tells Data that she was abandoned when she was five years old and learned how to stay alive from rape gang s . It wasn ' t until she was 15 that she escaped , but now she wants love and joy . She asks how " functional " Data is ; he replies he is fully functional and is programmed in many " techniques , " a wide variety of pleasuring . She leads him to her bedroom , where Data gives a programmed smile . The door closes . In engineering , Riker and MacDougal are working as Picard contacts them for a progress report . Shimoda had removed all the isolinear chip s from the command computers , disabling the ship ' s engines . In the office , Shimoda is sitting in a great pile of isolinear chips , throwing them around with glee . Riker tells Picard about Wesley ' s tractor beam force field . Picard asks if there was a way to short out power to the emitter . MacDougal thinks for a moment , then says she can , but it would take some time . Picard , with concern about the impending star explosion , orders her to do it . Riker and MacDougal begin work on a panel near the office , but a door opens nearby and a voice calls for " Bill , " Troi ' s rare nickname for Riker . She goes towards Riker , obviously intoxicated . She ' s feeling a Human side she had never felt before . Riker picks her up and takes her to Sickbay , but all Troi wants is to be alone with him . After a long time , Crusher finally concocts the antidote found in the medical database to combat the intoxication . She fills a hypospray and injects La Forge with the antidote . Expecting instant results , she waits , but La Forge asks how the antidote was to help him to see with normal sight , to see a rainbow or sunset . To her dismay , it didn ' t work . Later , Riker brings Troi over his shoulder into sickbay and puts her down on a bio - bed . He calls Crusher , but gets no response . He rushes into her office where he finds a disconsolate Dr . Crusher . He shakes her slightly , repeating his call . She tells him that the formula didn ' t work , and that the water - carbon complex had possibly mutated . She snaps out of her funk and heads back to sickbay with Riker to treat Troi . Crusher then realizes that Riker touched Troi , then Riker touched her . They have both been infected . She tells him that he can ' t leave , but Riker insists on leaving to assist in reactivating the command computer s . If he stayed , they could die ; if no formula could be made , they would die . The stress on Dr . Crusher is worsening . Act Four . On the bridge , Picard is speaking to Wesley on the viewscreen . Despite Wesley ' s condition , he speaks formally to Picard as a superior . Picard demands for him to return control of the " Enterprise " to the bridge , but Wesley simply states that he ' ll do whatever it is he wants from engineering . Picard interrupts him and tells him that starships are controlled by their own captains . Wesley then notes that the captain doesn ' t control the vessel by himself , but orders people to do the work . He then asks what the problem is with asking him to perform the work . Interrupting the conversation , Worf notes that there are unusual readings coming from the star . Picard tells him to stand by , then tells Wesley that he ' s been infected by the intoxication that occurred on the " Tsiolkovsky " . Wesley thinks for a moment , then asks if that is why he feels hot and strange , he then asks if he ' s drunk , because he feels " good . " Picard , in a calm tone , tells him that the intoxication is greater than that of alcohol . Wesley appears to be buying it and asks what Picard will do with the " Enterprise " . He tells Wesley that he intends to tow the " Tsiolkovsky " away with a tractor beam . The instant Picard mentions of towing , Wesley notes that he ' s an expert in tractor beams and proceeds to work , closing the channel . Additionally , without warning , the officer at the Conn leaves the bridge , ignoring Picard . Just as the officer leaves , Worf reports that the star is collapsing . In engineering , Wesley is attempting to get the tractor beam working to tow the " Tsiolkovsky " , but all the command chips are still out of their slots , now mixed up due to Shimoda . Meanwhile , Riker and MacDougal think they ' ve found the solution . They look back at the office , where the force field is still active . Dr . Crusher attempts to find a new formula to cure the intoxication . Out of habit , she wipes her forehead and realizes that the intoxication is beginning . She attempts to focus , but finds difficulty handling simple objects . Thanks to Wesley ' s efforts , a tractor beam instantly activates and locks onto the " Tsiolkovsky " . On the bridge , Worf reports on this . Picard attempts to contact Wesley with no luck ; however , Data has arrived on the bridge but in a weird stagger , since he ' s been infected by Yar . Picard is confused as to how Data got infected . Dr . Crusher arrives and asks to talk to Picard in his ready room on an urgent matter , then goes into it anyway . Entering the ready room , he finds Crusher with a smile on her face ; she ' s obviously been infected . She giggles , but Picard is not amused . She tries to control herself , speaking in a formal nature but having difficulty controlling her emotions . She can ' t help but keep mentioning her extreme attraction to Picard , but all Picard wants is a cure . All of a sudden , he finds himself wiping sweat from his forehead ; he ' s been infected , too . They exit the ready room ; Crusher giggles again and waves to Picard . Picard tries to refrain from giggling and waving . Worf notices this and contacts Riker to notify him that Data and Picard have been infected . Riker tells him he ' s on his way and leaves MacDougal alone to continue the work in Engineering . The reaction in the star is becoming more severe , prompting the red alert klaxon to activate . Seconds later the star implodes into a white dwarf , ejecting a vast number of fragments of its former mass in the process . Despite being intoxicated , the bridge crew look with concern towards the viewscreen ; an object is approaching . Worf tells the crew that a portion of the star ' s surface is on a collision course just as Riker arrives . Picard attempts to order Worf to move the ship , but he can ' t think of the correct words to say . A moment later , Picard is able to get the words out and orders Worf to move the ship out of the area . He tries his controls on both conn and ops panels , but there is no response . He jumps over to the helm , but still no response . Riker contacts Wesley in engineering , but he ignores the call . Meanwhile , MacDougal is continuing her work and finally shorts the power to the force field . She rushes in as Riker calls engineering again to reactivate ship power . She walks over to Shimoda , telling him that they are command chips rather than toys . She contacts the bridge to reply to Riker ' s call . Agitated , she tells him that nothing can be done as all the command chips have been removed . Worf estimates fourteen minutes until the stellar mass collides with the ship , but that isn ' t enough time to return all the chips into their slots . Wesley , trying to help as much as he can , notes that Data can replace them due to his great speed . Riker orders Data to report to engineering . Act Five . As MacDougal attempts to sort the pile of isolinear chip s , Data arrives , obviously infected . Wesley and Data exchange greetings , but Riker interrupts them so work can proceed . He yells at Data to get to work before he ends up like everybody else . Wesley compares the task to a game , which intrigues Data and he starts replacing the isolinear chips . To see the progress of the star ' s explosion , Wesley switches one of the engineering consoles to the main viewer ; visible is a stellar core fragment , racing towards the " Enterprise " . Riker asks Data if he can finish in time , but Data needs slightly more time than is available . Riker wipes his head , to find he ' s sweating . He starts to panic as he ' s now succumbing to the infection . In her office , Crusher is continuing to work on finding a vaccine . Picard skips into her office and Crusher calls him by his first name , which he still considers inappropriate despite being infected . However , Crusher sees it all as a game and tells Picard that he can call her " Chief Medical Officer . " Picard begins to wander off and starts to have fun with the conversation , but quickly shakes his head , trying to concentrate . Crusher stands up , taking the blue hypospray container , but she forgets where she was going . Picard indicates the hypospray , which reminds her that she was going to test it on La Forge . Meanwhile , in engineering , Data continues to work on resetting the isolinear chips , but Wesley is trying to show off his school project . He shows it to Riker , boasting about his work , but Riker focuses on Data instead . Back on the screen , the core fragment continues to approach the defenseless " Enterprise " , and it begins to worry Wesley . He looks at his project , and contemplates what it could do if it were much more powerful . Crusher vaccinates La Forge in sickbay with Picard still present . She is unsure about her new vaccine as it is still based on the old " Enterprise " s remedy . However , after being injected with the modified vaccine , La Forge notes that his head is clearing – the new vaccine has worked . Crusher instantly turns around and injects Picard and herself with the working vaccine . She then hands the hypospray to Picard and both leave to inoculate the crew . With the fragment homing in on the " Enterprise " , Wesley develops the idea to turn the starship ' s tractor beam into a repulsor beam . MacDougal says it would take weeks to lay out new circuits for the idea to work . Despite his intoxication , Wesley is able to formulate an idea to make his theory reality . He begins work at the console he ' s at ; however , he is unable to think straight and becomes stuck halfway through . Picard rushes into engineering , where Riker is not confident that they have enough time . While Picard inoculates the officers present , Wesley , still suffering from the intoxication , manages to finish turning the ship ' s tractor beam into a repulsor beam . The beam activates and bounces the " Enterprise " away from the " Tsiolkovsky " , buying the extra time needed for Data to finish inserting the last of the isolinear chips . The core fragment impacts the " Tsiolkovsky " , utterly destroying her . As the crew tensely watches the monitor as the fragment bears down on them , Data finishes the repairs and Riker orders the bridge to engage the warp engines . The " Enterprise " blasts into warp speed with seconds to spare as the fragment drifts harmlessly out into space . With his mind now clear , La Forge , who is present on the bridge , wonders what pushed them out of the way . Worf thinks it was Data , but Picard corrects him saying it was both Data and Wesley . Worf , incredulous , asks if the captain had said Wesley ' s name . Dr . Crusher , glowing with pride , confirms what Picard had said . Additionally , Riker recommends to Picard that Wesley should receive a fair mention in his log . Picard begrudgingly agrees with the intent to acknowledge his science teacher , as well . With everything back to normal , the senior staff returns to the bridge to commence normal operations . However , when Yar arrives on the bridge , she turns to Data at the science station and informs him , out of embarrassment , that the actions of that day had never happened . As Data puzzles over her statement , the " Enterprise " warps off to its next destination as Picard states that he believes his new crew will work out well , if they can avoid temptation . Memorable quotes . " " Well , hello , " Enterprise " , welcome . I hope you have a lot of pretty boys on board , because I ' m willing and waiting . In fact , we ' re going to have a real blowout here . " " " " Indications of what Humans would call . . . a wild party ? " " " " Yeah . " " " " You were right . Somebody blew out the hatch . They were all sucked out into space . " " " " Correction , sir , that ' s " blown " out . " " " " Thank you , Data . " " " " A common mistake , sir . " " " " Wouldn ' t you rather be alone with me ? With me in your mind ? " " " " Normal , all across , except . . . why are you perspiring , Lieutenant ? " " " " I suppose because you have it too hot in here ! What else would it be ? " " " " That doesn ' t sound like you , Geordi . " " " " Well , maybe it ' s not . Maybe she threw her voice . Hey , it was a joke ! " " " " Number One , MacDougal , get that boy out of engineering ! " " " " And there was a rather peculiar limerick being delivered by someone in the shuttlecraft bay . I ' m not sure I understand it . ' There was a young lady from Venus , whose body was shaped like a – " " " " Captain to security ! Come in ! " " " " Did I say something wrong ? " " " " I don ' t understand their humor , either . " " " " Attention all decks , all divisions : effective immediately , I have handed over control of this vessel to acting captain Wesley Crusher . " " " " Acting " captain " ? ! ! " " " " Thank you , Captain Picard . Thank you . And with that order dawns a brave new day for the " Enterprise " . " " " " Tractor beams are my specialty , skipper ! I ' ll contact you when that ' s done . Wesley out ! " " " " Doctor , there must be a cure ; some formula . . . huh - huh - huh - huh . . . similar to the old one . " " " " Ah , good Data . Least you ' re functioning . " " " Fully " , captain . " " " " We are more alike than unlike , my dear captain . I have pores . Humans have pores . I have fingerprints . Humans have fingerprints . My chemical nutrients are like your blood . If you prick me , do I not . . . leak ? " " " " Are you saying that ' s why I feel so hot . . . so strange ? " " " " That ' s . . . that ' s a bit of adult reasoning , Wesley . " " " " So you mean I ' m drunk ! I feel strange , but also good . " " " " Because . . . ! Because you have lost the capacity for self - judgment . Now alcohol does this , Wesley , but the contaminant we brought back from the " Tsiolkovsky " does this even more . " " " " Lieutenant Yar ? " " " " Here , Data . You wanted me ? " " " " Captain Picard ordered me to escort you to sickbay , Lieutenant . " " " " Did he say when ? " " " " I ' m sure he meant now . So , you should get into uniform . " " " " But I got out of my uniform for you , Data . Do you know how old I was when I was abandoned ? " " " " Chronological age , no . I ' m afraid I ' m not familiar with . . . " " " " Five , five years old . I survived , I learned how to stay alive , how to avoid the rape gangs . I was fifteen before I escaped . " " " " I am sorry , I did not know . " " " " What I want now is gentleness , and joy , and love from you , Data . You are fully functional aren ' t you ? " " " " Of course , but . . . " " " " How fully ? " " " " In every way , of course . I am programmed in multiple techniques . A broad variety of pleasuring . " " " " Oh , you jewel ! That ' s exactly what I hoped . " " " " And , henceforth , a dessert course shall precede and follow every meal , including breakfast . " " " " Hooray for the acting captain ! ! " " " " Never got as far as sickbay , Wes . I feel too good for that . " " " " Do we owe our thanks to Commander Data ? " " " " Yes and . . . Wesley may have bought us a few seconds , too . " " " " Did he say Wesley , the boy ? ! " " " " He said " Wesley " . " " " " Here , take this to engineering . I ' ll make up hypos for the others . " " " " Okay . . . Bev . " " " " Data , I ' m only going to tell you this just once : it never happened . " " " " I put it to you all , I think we shall end up with a fine crew . . . if we " avoid " temptation . " " Links and references . 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