The House of Quark ( episode ) After Quark lies about killing a Klingon in his bar , the dead man ' s widow abducts Quark to the Klingon homeworld to marry him . Summary . Teaser . Quark and Rom are gloomily looking over the practically deserted bar . With the bellicose threats from the Dominion , many families and officers have departed the station , and Quark ' s business has nose - dived . One of his few customers , a drunken Klingon , yells for another bloodwine . Quark attempts to demand that he pay his tab , but the Klingon ' s anger quickly dispels his effort . Enraged , the Klingon draws a dagger and attacks Quark , but stumbles and falls onto his own knife , killing himself . Act One . While Bashir examines the corpse , Quark excitedly notes a huge crowd gathered outside the bar , curious to hear the details of what happened . Hoping to lure back customers , Quark plans to claim to have killed the Klingon in self - defense . Rom finds the idea ludicrous , until Quark informs him that if the bar ' s current slump continues , Rom ' s salary will be the first expense trimmed . Odo asks Quark what happened , and Rom quickly supports his story . Ignoring Odo ' s skeptical look , Quark tells a thrilling story for the benefit of the crowd , and quickly earns a great deal of notoriety . Miles O ' Brien returns home after a busy day and asks Keiko how school was that day , only to be told she had to close it ; due to all the families leaving the station , the only students that were left were Jake and Nog . . . not enough to sustain a school . Keiko tells Miles that she has offered to tutor the boys privately , and is ok with what ' s happened . However Miles can tell Keiko is upset , since she has lost the school and her main focus in life . Before long , the bar is humming again . Odo drops by and informs Quark that the Klingon was Kozak , leader of a powerful Klingon house , and warns that Kozak ' s relatives may come seeking vengeance . Rom is worried , but Quark refuses to back down from his story , proclaiming " " It ' s not about profit anymore , it ' s about respect . You see the way they look at me now — I ' m not just some venal Ferengi trying to take their money . I ' m Quark , slayer of Klingons ! " " However , respect makes poor armor a few hours later , when Quark is slammed against a corridor wall by a seething Klingon , D ' Ghor , who claims to be Kozak ' s brother . Act Two . D ' Ghor asks how Kozak died , and threatens to kill Quark if Kozak did not die " honor ably " . Quark tries to tell the truth , but quickly realizes that it is not what D ' Ghor wants to hear . With a dagger at his throat , Quark assures D ' Ghor that his brother died honorably in personal combat . Miles prepares Keiko a romantic dinner for the two of them , and showers his wife with praise and romantic gestures . The two have a wonderful evening , however the next morning Keiko is left miserable again as Miles has to leave for work while she is left with nothing to do but sit around their quarters all day . Later that evening , Kozak ' s widow Grilka arrives in Quark ' s Bar , asking for him . No sooner does Quark offer her a refreshment than she lunges forward with a dagger ; a terrified Quark dives over the bar and hides himself behind a serving tray . Grilka knows such a cowardly Ferengi would be no match for her late husband , drunk or not , and asks if Quark wants to revise his story . Quark admits the truth , at which point Grilka tranquilizes him with a hypospray and abducts him . Quark regains consciousness inside Grilka ' s home on Qo ' noS where he is greeted by Tumek , Grilka ' s advisor . When Quark asks who the house belongs to , the older Klingon solemnly tells him that their House " " no longer has a name " " , since Kozak died without a male heir . Quark wonders why D ' Ghor cannot inherit the House , and Tumek grows furious . Quark has been duped ; D ' Ghor is no relation to Kozak . Instead , he and his family are sworn enemies of Kozak ' s family , and D ' Ghor has been plotting to seize control of their land and property for years . Though he has been unsuccessful to date , his power and wealth have been growing , while their house ' s has inexplicably been dwindling . Tumek explains that Quark played into D ' Ghor ' s hands : had Kozak died in an " accident , " and not in battle , the High Council might have granted a special dispensation and allowed Grilka to inherit the House , despite the fact she is a female . Now , with Quark having endorsed D ' Ghor ' s story that Kozak died " honorably , " no dispensation will be granted and D ' Ghor is poised to seize control . At that moment , Grilka barges into the room and tosses Quark a large ceremonial robe , demanding that he wear it . Tumek recites some chants , and as Grilka holds Quark by knife - point , she and Quark are wed . Act Three . Miles decides to go and visit Commander Sisko to discuss his problems with Keiko . After trying to lift her spirits with dinners , visits to the holosuite and rearranging his work schedule to give him more free time during the day , he has been unable to cheer her up and wants permission to build an arboretum on the station . Commander Sisko approves the request , allowing Miles to build one in an unused cargo bay . Miles is very happy about this ; as Keiko gave up her career to join him on Deep Space 9 , he feels he owes her . Before the Klingon High Council , D ' Ghor is petitioning the Council to cede Kozak ' s holdings to D ' Ghor . Chancellor Gowron appears ready to grant this request , when Grilka drags her new husband into the Council chamber . She states she performed the brek ' tal ritual with Quark , and , since D ' Ghor has already established that Kozak died an honorable death , her house now has a male head . Her holdings may , for the time being , remain in her hands . D ' Ghor objects and threatens them . Bewildered and scared , Quark speaks up and says that some mistake has been made , and wonders if he can reach an accommodation with the parties involved , speaking directly to Gowron . Gowron is stunned at the situation , but then D ' Ghor openly challenges Quark , prompting Gowron to interject and silence him . Gowron orders a review of the situation within a few days , keeping the " brek ' tal " in place . Mispronouncing Quark ' s name , he declares the new name of the house will , for the time being , be known as " The House of Quirk " . Act Four . Back at her home , Grilka berates Quark for opening his big , fat mouth , but he rejoins by asking her what their next move is . Grilka is lost for a response , and admits that she is making things up as she goes along . Quark asks her — since he is now her husband , after all — to at least explain to him what is going on . Grilka explains that D ' Ghor is angling for a seat on the High Council , and to do that , is seeking to increase his family ' s power and assets at the expense of hers . Intrigued , Quark asks to examine her family ' s financial records . Grilka is hostile toward the idea and refuses to sully herself with " filthy ledgers , " but Quark points out that she doesn ' t have a back - up plan , and convinces her to try things his way for the time being . Miles is working on plans for the new arboretum and asks Doctor Bashir for his input . Julian tells Miles its a good idea and will work in the short - term but then Keiko will be miserable again . He explains that while Miles has been trying to provide ways to simply cheer Keiko up , he hasn ' t been trying to solve the actual problem but is now turning his wife ' s profession into a hobby . He then asks Miles if he would be satisfied just playing around with simple gadgets . Miles admits he wouldn ' t , and Julian tells him that Keiko is a botanist and until she can be one again she will never be truly happy . While perusing the records , Quark learns that D ' Ghor has been systematically " attacking " Grilka ' s family for five years , using various financial stratagems to devalue Grilka ' s property and to assume ownership of Kozak ' s debts . As a Ferengi , Quark expresses frank admiration for D ' Ghor ' s cleverness ; as a Klingon , Grilka is outraged at the idea of another Klingon using financial chicanery to " attack " a Great House . She wonders why D ' Ghor does not instead openly challenge her house , to which Quark answers that in doing so would destroy everything he seeks to seize . Quark presents his findings to the Klingon High Council , who , like Grilka , find themselves somewhat at a loss to understand the intricacies of financial scheming . D ' Ghor claims Quark is lying , and presents the abducted Rom as a witness in his defense . Declaring his honor insulted by the Ferengi , D ' Ghor challenges Quark to a duel . Act Five . After returning to Grilka ' s home , Quark and Rom decide to beat a hasty retreat and leave the planet . Grilka stops them at the front door and is disgusted by Quark ' s cowardice . She decides to let them run away if they wish . Upon returning to the High Council , Grilka stands helpless as her husband is branded as a coward and her house is about to be handed over to D ' Ghor . But Quark suddenly appears and readies himself for the duel . As both combatants raise their weapons at each other , Quark suddenly throws his " bat ' leth " away , leaving everyone in attendance speechless . Quark points out that he has no hope of overpowering D ' Ghor , and everyone there knows it ; the supposed " duel " is nothing more than an execution . Quark kneels , completely unable to defend himself , and invites D ' Ghor to complete his conquest of Grilka ' s house by slaughtering an unarmed Ferengi , taunting him to tell the " heroic " story to his children . Grinning victoriously , D ' Ghor raises his " bat ' leth " to strike , but Gowron steps in and seizes his arm . Gowron did not want to believe Quark ' s earlier accusations , but D ' Ghor ' s dishonorable willingness to kill an unarmed man is as good as a confession . Gowron discommendates him on the spot , and D ' Ghor is ejected from the Council chamber . Gowron lifts Quark to his feet , commending him for a show of bravery atypical of his people . Declaring that special circumstances exist , he allows the House of Kozak to pass to Grilka . Grilka thanks Quark and asks if she can repay him in any way . Quark immediately requests a divorce , and Grilka acquiesces ; she slaps him to the ground , shouts " " N ' Gos tlhogh cha ! " " ( " " Our marriage is done ! " " ) and spits . " " You ' re a free man . " " Grilka then lifts Quark off of the floor and plants a genuine kiss on him . On the station , Miles tells Keiko that a six - month agrobiology expedition to an unexplored series of mountains on Bajor requires a chief botanist and he feels she should apply since he ' s certain she would get the job . Keiko clearly wants to take up the opportunity but doesn ' t want to leave Miles and Molly for that amount of time . Miles tells her that she can take Molly with her and he can visit her all the time since Bajor is only a few hours away by runabout . She still doesn ' t feel she should go since she made a promise to Miles when they moved to the station , but he tells her that her happiness is more important and when she isn ' t happy then he isn ' t either . He reminds Keiko that her training and passion are in botany , and implores her to go out and be the best botanist she can be . Keiko happily agrees to apply . Quark and Rom are back on Deep Space 9 and business at the bar has returned to its previous slump . Rom is still awestruck by his brother ' s " magnificent " display of courage in the Great Hall , and reminds Quark that he has now earned genuine respect from many people , not the least of whom include his erstwhile ex - wife and the Chancellor of the Klingon High Council himself . Glumly , Quark says that " " respect is good , but latinum ' s better " . " Rom asks him to tell the story again ; Quark says that everyone ' s heard the story already , and it won ' t do any good for business . But Rom insists , " " No brother , I want to hear it again . " " At this , Quark perks up and begins to recount his epic confrontation with D ' Ghor on Qo ' noS . Memorable quotes . " " Now I know we ' re doomed . " " " " Why , brother ? " " " " Rule of Acquisition 286 : When Morn leaves , it ' s all over . " " " " There is no such rule ! " " " " There should be . " " " " What about Kozak ' s family ? What if they come here for revenge ? " " " If " that happens , I ' ll stand up , look them straight in the eye . . . and offer them a bribe . " " " " It ' s not about profit anymore , it ' s about respect . You see the way they look at me now – I ' m not just some venal Ferengi trying to take their money . I ' m Quark , slayer of Klingons ! " " " Two students are not enough to sustain a school . " " " " I ' m really sorry , Keiko . " " " " It ' s not your fault . Everyone ' s just afraid of the Dominion . People aren ' t going to be moving their families to the station anymore . That means no more children , which means no more school . Don ' t look so upset . It ' s not like I was planning to be a teacher for the rest of my life . " " " " The House of Kozak is gone . For the time being , it will be known as . . . as the House of . . . " " " " . . . Quark . " " " " Quirk . . . " " " " Quark ! " " " " . . . The House of . . . Quark . " " " " Do you mean D ' Ghor has been scheming and plotting like a F — ; " ( catches herself ) " " " Like a Ferengi . " " " " I really am very grateful for all you ' ve done , Quark . That is why I ' m going to let you take your hand off my thigh , instead of shattering every bone in your body . " " " " The charge has been made ! You are accused of using . . . " money " . . . to bring down a Great House ! " " " " I am Quark , son of Keldar , and I have come to answer the challenge of D ' Ghor , son of . . . whatever . " " " " A brave Ferengi . Who would have thought it possible . . . ? " " " " So you lied to the station security chief , to your customers , and to D ' Ghor . You must be quite a liar . " " " " It ' s a gift . " " " " D ' Ghor , what are you doing ? I did not want to believe the things he said about you yesterday , but if you can stand here and murder this pathetic little man , then you have no honor . . . and you have no place in this hall ! " " " " How can I ever thank you ? " " " " I would like a divorce , please . No offense . " " " " None taken . I can give it to you right away . " " " " N ' Gos tlhogh cha ! " " ( " " Our marriage is done ! " " ) " " You ' re a free man . " " " " A little warning would ' ve been nice - - " " " " Qapla ' Quark , son of Keldar . " " " " Qapla ' to you , too . . . ! " " " " Business is dropping off again . " " " " Money isn ' t everything . " " " " If Father were alive , he would wash your mouth out with galcor ! " " " " You can ' t buy respect , brother . And that ' s what you have now , respect ! That ' s what you wanted , isn ' t it ? " " " " Respect is good . . . but latinum ' s better . " " Links and references . 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