Shantotto / Dissidia / Quotes Encounters . " Dissidia " . Class is in session ! Thank you for coming . What are you waiting for ? Why , hello ~ ! And oh . . . goodbye ! I ' m giving you a handicap . What goes around , comes around . What impudence ! A confident one , aren ' t we ? THIS is my opponent ? Ohoho ! A marvelous joke ! " Dissidia 012 " . You can run , I won ' t make fun ! I ' m sorry to say , this isn ' t really your day ! Prepare to be educated ! The honor is all yours . Allow me to explain , you will feel some pain . Could it be , a challenge for me ? Overconfidence is a killer . Time for the final exam . You could probably use a headstart . Let the lessons begin . Time for a study in pain ! A loser like you , won ' t see Round Two . Who ' s next on the list of those who won ' t be missed ? How unlucky you must be to start off with me . The stage is mine , it ' s where I shine ! Encounters : Character Specific . " Dissidia " . You would make a good shield . — " Warrior of Light " Karma is so out of vogue . — " Garland " Sorcery is mightier than the sword . — " Firion " Your reign ends here . — " The Emperor " What an uppish young lad . — " Onion Knight " I ' ll send you back to the darkness . — " Cloud of Darkness " You don ' t wear darkness well . — " Cecil " Armor does not hide hesitation . — " Golbez " I don ' t have time for frolicking . — " Bartz " Inside your head is the Void . — " Exdeath " You should run away while you can ! — " Terra " We ' re not even in the same league . — " Kefka " Your hair is a distraction . — " Cloud " I may actually have to try this time . — " Sephiroth " To me , even lions are little more than kittens . — " Squall " Can you use time to destroy ? — " Ultimecia " A male mithra ? Or perhaps not . — " Zidane " Narcissists are so last Windsday ! — " Kuja " You will be gone with your dreams . — " Tidus " You ' re too boorish for me . — " Jecht " What a well - made automaton . — " Shantotto " No one shall be the judge of me ! — " Gabranth " There is room for only one Destroyer ! — " Chaos " " Dissidia 012 " . I ' ll teach you some humility . — " Warrior of Light " Another so - called " mastermind . " — " Garland " Jack of all weapons , master of none ? — " Firion " Though you may disagree , the world is here for me ! — " The Emperor " I think I ' ll take my onions fried . — " Onion Knight " One curse - - and you ' ll disperse ! — " Cloud of Darkness " I suggest you find another job . — " Cecil " It ' s quite clear you ' re up to no good . — " Kain " Last chance to change your mind . — " Golbez " Stupidity ? Impossible to gauge . — " Bartz " Your defeat is unaVOIDable . — " Exdeath " Misfortune follows your every move . — " Gilgamesh " Without control , can you call it power ? — " Terra " You want ruin and rage ? You ' ve come to the right mage . — " Kefka " You should keep your feet on the ground . — " Cloud " A whelp like you best the likes of me ? — " Tifa " I detest persistent pests ! — " Sephiroth " Once a student , always a student . — " Squall " Challenging me was your last mistake . — " Laguna " Is that all the magic you command ? — " Ultimecia " You ' ll have no time for idle banter . — " Zidane " You hide your tail , but I still see you quail . — " Kuja " This is not sport of the entertaining sort . — " Tidus " A summoner , you say ? Let ' s see a display . — " Yuna " Hmph , a man that acts like a child . — " Jecht " A failed copy of perfection ? — " Shantotto " Reckless child , who let you run wild ? — " Prishe " You ' ll learn to mind your tongue . — " Vaan " I am the law here . — " Gabranth " " You ' re dust " ? I think you ' ll find I ' m rather robust . — " Lightning " Destroy the destroyer , that ' s how is done . — " Chaos " Unrestrained calamity ? That ' s my specialty ! — " Feral Chaos " Encounters : Story Specific . Gabranth : " I will spare no strength to bring your downfall , mage . " Shantotto : " En garde ! I adore no - holds - barred ! " Battle . ( Yawns ) Oh , how dull . Off you go ! Seriously . . . Singe ! Spark ! Storm ! Stones ! Shiver ! Sink ! A required course ! Practical lesson ! A natural progression ! Why , is something burning ! ? Ashes to ashes ! I ' ll slice you thin ! I ' ll shake you to the core ! You ' ll look better on ice ! How about a swim ! ? Fine ! Now , I ' m mad ! I ' m driven to destroy ! A disgrace , you forgot your place ! I ' ve seen enough . Nooooooooooooooo ! Sample Voices . Off to the abyss ! Ready for a beating ? This is just a drill ! Irritatingly absurd ! Enough ! Let ' s play rough ! Victory . " Dissidia " . Ohohohoho ! Total loser . Your lack of polish shows ! I enjoyed destroying you . An emotional victory . The drama was the plan . Victory is mine . Ohohoho , is there a better feeling ? There goes another loser . Dissidia 012 . Ohohoho , easy far too easy . It was very unwise to judge me by size . You weren ' t ready for an opponent like me ! Maybe next time . Oh , are we done already ? Not in a million years you pup . Did you honestly think you could win ? A little too much play , perhaps ? Defeat . " Dissidia " . That is all for today ' s lesson . You were quite impressive . A B - , at best . You learned from the best . Ohohoho , at last . Finally a student who passed . A fine student to the end . A tall tree catches much wind . Perhaps that test was too light . Next time I ' ll put up a fight . Dissidia 012 . You beat the best , I guess I ' m impressed . Well done , you seem to have won . Certainly not my finest hour . I lost the fight . Now something is not right . Don ' t fret , your face I won ' t forget . This kinds of things will happen . Oh my dear . . . I have failed , I fear .