The Land of Wonder ( audio story ) The Land of Wonder was the fourth release in the Iris Wildthyme audio series . It was the second story in the second season . It was written by Paul Magrs . Publisher ' s summary . Exiled to Earth by her mysterious superiors , Iris has been amusing herself and Panda by working for MIAOW , the Ministry for Alien Incursions and Other Wonders . When a certain Professor Ramsbottom and his lovely assistant Audrey unearth a weird vehicle under a London railway station , Ms Wildthyme and her art critic chum are on the scene pretty sharpish . Among anachronistic skulls and crockery they discover the still - living forms of utterly perplexing , alien creatures . And , before you can say " Jabberwocky " , Iris and her friends are on a mind - boggling voyage into a groovy Wonderland deep , deep beneath the Earth ' s crust . . . Plot . Iris ' bus has broken down in 1970s London . Meanwhile Professor Trevor Ramsbottom and his assistant Audrey discover skulls and a tea set underneath a London Underground station , which seem to be emanating evil . Iris and Panda get recruited by MIAOW to investigate although Ramsbottom insists that he does not need assistance . Ramsbottom is unaware of MIAOWs existence , although he eventually accepts the pair ' s help and they go to Ramsbottom ' s laboratory , where Panda flirts with Audrey . Iris tells Panda that she plans on using logic bomb s in order to set ludicrous events into motion by exposing the presence of implausibility . Although illegal , Iris has an affinity for the devices . The bombs dig up part of a green machine with the words " Jabborwocky " written on the side . Special Forces come to help dig up the rest of the machine . In the process , one of the soldiers gets hit by a piece of debris and begins repeating some kind of nursery rhyme . They manage to open the ship and find the White Rabbit and the Mock Turtle from " Alice in Wonderland " . The characters are shocked to find themselves in 1973 . The Mock Turtle weeps incessantly . Iris and Panda take the events in stride , but the Professor and Audrey have trouble rationalising the situation . Iris works tirelessly to fix the Jabberwocky so that she can enter Wonderland as she is strangely drawn to the place . She reveals to Panda that she stole the bus in an act of rebellion , and that the bus has broken down due to her people meddling with it . She views the Jabberwocky as a potential escape from 1973 . Meanwhile , the Rabbit and the Turtle have become a media sensation . They reveal that they have been in hibernation for one hundred years . The Turtle prevents the Rabbit from revealing the identity of the woman who created the Jabberwocky . Iris and Panda encounter a living , lizard - like , winged Jabberwocky . Panda killed it in order to protect the crowds , much to Iris ' dismay . She condemns the crowds for being scared of the unknown and not admiring the beautiful creature instead . The Professor tries to get the Rabbit and Turtle away from the press in an effort to protect them . The Rabbit insists that there is something strange about Audrey . Audrey reveals that she is actually a MIAOW operative . The Professor contacts Iris and informs her of Audrey ' s true identity . Iris and Panda decide the best place to flee from MIAOW is the entrance to Wonderland . They detonate their last logic bomb and they enter the rabbit hole into Wonderland . Their journey is surreal and dream - like . They see a mental projection of Turtle , which warns them that MIAOW wants both of the them dead . They arrive in Wonderland where the sky is lilac . Iris begins having second thoughts after observing the creepy atmosphere . The climb the highest hill to get a panoramic view , where they encounter who they think is the Cheshire Cat , although he isn ' t smiling , and introduces himself as the Salford Cat . He knows the identity of both Iris and Panda . He refers to the surface as the " rational world " . Panda gives the cat candy in exchange for information . The cat tells the travellers about Harriet Dodd , a brilliant scientist associated with the early years of MIAOW . She created the wonderland as a prison for creatures from other dimensions trying to infiltrate the " rational world " . The cat then vanishes after giving them a warning that Harriet Dodd now has the two of them as part of her inter - dimensional zoo . They decide to continue travelling through wonderland in the bus . They encounter many strange creatures , such as walking , but empty bottles of booze . Harriet Dodd ' s head is huge due to containing five brains . Audrey continues on Iris ' trail in the repaired Jabberwocky machine . She plans on destroying Wonderland because it is " too weird " . MIAOW begins torching everything they see . The Professor and the Mock Turtle then overpower Audrey and take control of the Jabberwocky . The Salford Cat appears in the bus , informing them that Harriet Dodd has told him to lead them to the palace . After they enter the palace , Dodd tells Iris and Panda that MIAOW has woken her up after her one hundred year hibernation . Wonderland is beginning to decay and Iris is the only one who can save it . The Jabberwocky crashes into the palace and Rabbit , Turtle , and the Professor enter the room . Dodd begins to feel remorse for being so wicked in her younger days . Dodd dreamed up Wonderland with the Feasibility Generator , a machine that allows the user to make the most improbable fantasies come true , or at least become more probable , which she gives to Iris . Dodd insists that Iris use it to repair her bus , even though it means that all of Wonderland will cease to exist . Although Iris is initially unsure of what to do , Panda decides to take the generator , fixing the bus , and spreading absurdity wherever they travel . The Rabbit , Turtle , and Professor follow them into the bus and they share a drink .