Kefka Palazzo / Dissidia / Quotes Encounters . " Dissidia " . I ' m gonna destroy EVERYTHING ! Ooh ! A new plaything ? Toying with your prey is fun . I ' m not letting you go . Piece - of - cake ! Turn about victory coming right up . I ' m gonna have to play rough ! Looks like a durable toy . . . Do you think you can beat me ? You ' re LOWER than lower than dirt ! " Dissidia 012 " . Oh . . . just some scum . Not gonna let you die quickly . . . Hm . . . where should I start ? Time to deal out the hurt ! Oooh , a new plaything ! Did you come to be destroyed ? How long will you last ? I have no use for you ! Now I can go crazy ! Come and get me ! Too late for tears now ! Destruction to ALL ! Welcome to my one man show ! Your life ' s worth nothing . There ' s the last lamb ! Encounters : Character Specific . " Dissidia " . I hate guys like you the most . — " Warrior of Light " You battle - obsessed nimrod ! — " Garland " Ewww ! Aren ' t you hot ? — " Firion " You are less than worthless ! — " The Emperor " Time for your punishment , little one ! — " Onion Knight " Get lost , fossil ! — " Cloud of Darkness " Goody two - shoes ! — " Cecil " Completed your funeral arrangements ? — " Golbez " Let me take that load off your shoulders . — " Bartz " Destruction without death ? Bo - ring . — " Exdeath " Time to come home to Papa . — " Terra " Ohhh ! Who ' s THAT handsome devil ? — " Kefka " Ahh , the smell of inexperience ! — " Cloud " Ehh , what IS it that you want ? — " Sephiroth " I see a poser ! — " Squall " How about you give me that power ? — " Ultimecia " One of us is not serious enough . — " Zidane " I am not in the mood . — " Kuja " Go back to the beach already . — " Tidus " Meatheads , meatheads everywhere . . . — " Jecht " Now you ' ve got what it takes to destroy the world ! — " Shantotto " Ha ! Just another loser . . . — " Gabranth " The sweet scent of death ! — " Chaos " " Dissidia 012 " . Don ' t go getting your eyebrows in a furrow . — " Warrior of Light " Retire already if you ' re so tired . — " Garland " Fields of flowers on the brain ? — " Firion " Look at who I get to mess with next ! — " The Emperor " It ' s time for children to go to bed . — " Onion Knight " Let ' s bury this ancient relic back into the ground . — " Cloud of Darkness " I hate half - baked cookies like you ! — " Cecil " Well , look who it is , the traitor . — " Kain " The older one ' s half - baked too ! — " Golbez " Are you a traveling comedian ? — " Bartz " I ' m . . . at a loss for words . . . — " Exdeath " I can show you the way to hell . — " Gilgamesh " I have no use for a rag doll . — " Terra " Now that ' s what I call a true work of art ! — " Kefka " Mistaked tight - lipped for being cool ? — " Cloud " My , what a rude missy ! — " Tifa " You are dangerous on so many levels . — " Sephiroth " You are sure talkative . . . in your head . — " Squall " Would you look at this clown ? — " Laguna " Using time to get rid of those wrinkles ? — " Ultimecia " Gimme back my heart , please ? — " Zidane " Am I gonna see another hissy fit ? — " Kuja " Why don ' t you go hang ten ? — " Tidus " Would ya summon the Destroyer ? Pretty please ? — " Yuna " Look at what the cat dragged in . — " Jecht " You ' re older than me ? — " Shantotto " Relax , just destroy everything ! — " Prishe " You can ' t . . . read between the lines ? — " Vaan " Want to go home with me , Fido ? — " Gabranth " A female swordsman ? Unbearable . — " Lightning " Power of discord ? Don ' t mind if I do ! — " Chaos " Hehehehe . . . It ' s showtime ! — " Feral Chaos " Encounters : Story Specific . Treachery of the Gods : Stern Eyes Kefka : " You ' re about to learn why ' oppose ' rhymes with ' dispose ' ! " Vaan : " Always happy to take out the trash ! " Treachery of the Gods : An Undocumented Battle Kefka : " Whaddaya say ya give me back that thing of mine you borrowed ? " Vaan : " Why don ' t you try and take it ? " Light to All : The Chosen Path Kefka : " You were such an excellent puppet . " Terra : " I won ' t let you destroy anymore ! " Light to All : Trust Kefka : " Ohhh , I ' m not in the mood . " Zidane : " Don ' t get cheeky with me ! " Light to All : Conclusion of the Cycle Kefka : " Destroy , destroy , destroy , DESTROY ! " Terra : " Are you being tormented too ? " Battle . Freeze ! Zappo ! Dance , dance ! You ' ll be well done ! Take this ! Come on , come on , come on ! Be careful ! Don ' t mess with me ! This is gonna hurt ! Did I get him ? ( Note , sometimes " This is gonna hurt ! " is omitted ) Special delivery ! What a rush ! Whad ' ya think of this ? Does it hurt ? DOES IT ! ? Watch this ! Be careful ! Watch this . . . Whad ' ya think of this ? Come on , come on , come on ! It ' s filling me up ! That was titillating . . . Not gonna work ! Call for a clown ? Inconceivable . . . Sample Voices . NO ! ! Whoa - hohohohohoho . Hehehehehe . Such magnificent power ! Don ' t you forget it ! Victory . " Dissidia " . Now , who ' ll be my next victim ? That was hardly worth destroying . . . I can ' t stop laughing ! There ' s NOTHING I can ' t do ! ! ! Victory is MINE ! . . . heeheehee ! You are pathetic . Any last words ? You get what you deserve ! " Dissidia 012 " . Maybe I was too strong ? This is why I can ' t stop ! Lick the dirt off my shoes ! Come back soon ! You ' re makin ' me blush . . . I am the BEST ! Hehe boy , I am hot ! It ' s fun to be nearly killed , huh ? Defeat . " Dissidia " . Huh ? Why am I not moving . . . ? Un - be - LEEEVE - able ! I hate , hate , hate , hate , HATE YOU ! Ohh . . . Poor , poor me . . . We are NOT amused . Graaah ! I ' ll remember this ! Don ' t think you ' ve won this ! Huh ? When did that happen ? Critical failure ! Ker - plunk . " Dissidia 012 " . HA ! How dull . . . I WILL pay you back for this . Huh ? I can ' t move ? I ' ll pay you back . . . with interest . You didn ' t have to get serious ! On the contrary ! I was the one broken . I ' m sorry ! Let me go . . .