through an Ashton Kutcher movie, Valentine's Day . It made us hate love. Beware the greedy Aykroyd. Next week: Our problem with the Sci-Fi epic, The Miracle Worker ...What? It's not a...That actually happened!?! Stop it, liar. No way! With the slapping and the "Nyuuuuu"? Really?!? That's a real person!?! Wow... That's jacked up...