Hero http://www.spawnpoint.com/feature/78/Jack_Thompson_-_American_Hero -Thomas O Canada, we stand on guard in bombsite A for thee. If Jack Thompson is an American hero, Paris Hilton is a Nobel Laureate . That being said, it was actually too over-the-top to sincerely laugh at. I did chortle angrily, though. It started off so innocently, too. All the article did