humorous anecdotes about military life. "I've asked King Vitaman to join us." King Vitaman is a breakfast cereal. "Suddenly, their marriage is 'The Eiger Sanction'!" The Eiger Sanction is a 1975 thriller film starring Clint Eastwood as an assassin ordered to kill a mountain climber. "I worship Cthulhu!" Cthulhu is a fictional evil