out big time – he sings to himself. Nothing strange about that, you may think. But... he sounds like a ruddy Clanger . With a Geordie accent! I kid you not. “Bu-bu-bu-booo-boooo! Boooo-booo-bu-bu-bu-boooooo!” The corridors resound everyday to the ghostly yet faintly melodic wailing of hand-knitted children’s television show puppets from