not riding on Charizard right now. God, I hope Nintendo doesn't sue. TRISTAN: Go, Tristan Jr! Make that Kraken pay for appearing in those crappy Pirates of the Caribbean sequels! THUNDER KID: Chuuuu! (Caption: Die, CGI abomination!) TRISTAN: I love you, Tristan Jr. THUNDER KID: Pika pi! (Caption: You're not my real father!) TEA: