assert your alpha-male-ness. Alternately, I have visions of guys in a circle around it, warily eyeing it like the apes in 2001 crouching at the Monolith ("...aaaaand cue Zarathustra...aaand cut to throwing pipe wrench into the sky...") I know you're reacting, "...and yeah, Bats, you want it." Well, actually, probably not.