Mark Wahlberg in Ted (2012): The Stunted Bong-Ripper The 35-year-old worships a potty-mouthed teddy bear, ditches his smoking-hot girlfriend (Mila Kunis) to snort coke with Flash Gordon , and can barely hold down a crappy job. • • • Steve Carell in The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005): The Childlike Wonder Decorates his furniture-less