Michael Lohan Arrested AGAIN Falls 3 Stories, Drugs, Booze Involved 
 
 was just arrested AGAIN in Florida after allegedly contacting his GF-- and law enforcement tells TMZ, he tried to escape by jumping off a 3rd-story balcony ... and plummeting 34 feet to the ground ... and cops say drugs and alcohol were involved.According to law enforcement sources, Tampa police responded to a call early this morning from Kate, who claimed Michael had been trying to contact her by phone and wouldn't leave her alone.We're told officers interviewed Kate at her apartment after she made the call -- the same apartment where Michaelearlier this week -- and while they were there, Michael allegedly called again.According to law enforcement, officers believed Michael was a "threat" -- so they rolled up to his hotel to arrest him.But here's the crazy part -- law enforcement tells TMZ, Michael tried to escape by hopping his 3rd story balcony ... but fell 34 feet to the ground, crashing onto some wooden chairs ... and then he tried to hide in some trees.After officers pulled him down, Michael was placed under arrest for violating a condition of his pretrial release (presumably for contacting Kate) ... and resisting arrest without violence.Michael is currently back in custody -- at the same jailfrom less than twelve hours ago.Michael is currently in the hospital getting a possible foot injury checked out.-- Kate Major has released a statement to TMZ ... saying, "I am sick of being lied about by Michael Lohan Sr.'s false allegations about his continual physical and mental abuse toward me.""Obviously the judge was correct when questioning if he could 'read.'"She adds, "He has no regard for the justice system. He can beat up women but Mr. tough guy who slurred his words calling me 5 times after getting out of jail wasn't too tough by jumping off a 3rd floor balcony into a tree to try to flee from going back to the same jail he just got released from less than 12 hours ago""Maybe they have phonics books in jail!" ||||| By Radar Staff 
 
 Michael Lohan was back in a Florida court on Wednesday morning facing charges of domestic battery, RadarOnline.com has learned. 
 
 Lindsay’s dad appeared exhausted and serious as he stood handcuffed in front of the judge in Tampa, Florida, who told him not to even “dream” about his ex-girlfriend, Kate Major. 
 
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 As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Lohan was arrested for battery domestic violence and was taken into custody in the early hours of Tuesday morning after getting into an argument with former fiance, Kate. 
 
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 He had been held in jail ever since and was granted a $5,000 bond on Wednesday after over 24 hours in custody. 
 
 Judge Walter Heinrich Jr. told the 51-year-old to stay away from Kate, 28, at all costs. “You even dream of her and you’re going to jail,” he said. 
 
 The judge ordered that Lohan be detained until 6pm ET until the authorities could determine whether a warrant had been issued out of Sarasota County involving a temporary restraining order sought by Major, reported TampaBayOnline.com. 
 
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 When the police responded to Major’s 9-1-1 call on Tuesday, they said they arrived to a tense scene between Lindsay’s father and the journalist who famously dated reality star Jon Gosselin two years ago. 
 
 “As we approached the door, we could hear a female yelling ‘Stop’ and ‘Leave me alone,’” police said, adding Lohan was “wearing only shorts, and was out of breath/sweating” when he answered the door. 
 
 “He immediately got defensive, saying, ‘Everything is OK and nothing happened here,’” police said. “The victim started yelling in the background for us to help her because he was lying. We separated the two at this time.” 
 
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 Major told officers Lohan repeatedly pushed her, squeezed her arms and “told her he would slit both his wrist and her wrist.” 
 
 After Lohan threatened to throw Major off the 4th floor balcony, Major told officers, he “threw the remote control at her, but missed.” 
 
 Lohan told police Major told him she drank a bottle of wine and took some of her medication. He said he had to go pick her up because she was too intoxicated. 
 
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 Lohan told police he and Major “got back to their apartment and had sex. 
 
 “Major did not want Michael to ejaculate inside her; Lohan stated he did ejaculate in her and his girlfriend got very angry,” police wrote. “The two argued and Major told him she might be pregnant from previous sexual encounters with him. They argued some more.” 
 
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 According to TampaBayOnline.com, Lohan’s attorney said he will fight the charges. 
 
 “We’ll defend all the allegations and we’re going to be denying everything,” said Sarasota defense attorney Michael Perry. “But we’re going to pursue this and defend him to the best of our ability here and get this thing resolved.” 
 
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 It’s hard to top this sh**ty parenting, but surprise, surprise, more than a few celebs come come! After the jump, six more celebrities who I definitely wouldn’t want for a dad.
– Michael Lohan couldn’t even go a full day as a free man: Just hours after he was released from a Tampa jail, he was arrested again. Lohan had been jailed on domestic violence charges related to his girlfriend (yes, the AP still refers to her as his girlfriend) Kate Major. Early this morning, Major called 911 to report a harassing phone call from Lohan; he called again after police arrived at her home, and she put him on speaker phone. The calls violated Lohan’s pre-trial release order (Radar notes that the judge had told him, “You even dream of [Major] and you're going to jail.”), so cops went to his hotel—where, they say, he jumped off a third-floor balcony in an attempt to evade them. Best detail: TMZ reports he landed in a tree. He made a pit stop at a hospital with a possible broken foot before heading back to jail. Not surprisingly, Lohan makes The Frisky’s list of the seven worst celebrity dads of all time—click to see who else joins him.