Tell us how you really feel, Halle! 
 
 Oscar-winning actress Halle Berry, 46, didn't mince words when she stopped by Chelsea Lately Oct. 30 to chat about her new film, Cloud Atlas, and what she called the Hollywood "crapshoot." 
 
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 The star happily talked up her latest project, which co-stars Tom Hanks and is based on a complex epic novel by David Mitchell, but she wasn't as complimentary of other titles on her resume. 
 
 "You don't expect it to be as bad as it is sometimes," she told host Chelsea Handler of making a flop. "Then it comes out, and you think, 'F--k. That's what I did?'" 
 
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 Handler pointed out, though, that sometimes there's a silver lining. "Even when a movie ends up crappy, other good things can come out of it," she argued. "You met your fiance on a movie." 
 
 "On a s--t movie," Berry confirmed, referring to Dark Tide, a $25 million thriller that came out earlier this year and grossed less than $500,000 at the box office. The flick co-starred Olivier Martinez, whom the actress has been dating since filming wrapped in 2010. 
 
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 Berry, who has a 4-year-old daughter, Nahla, with ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry, has said she had "given up" on marriage prior to meeting the 46-year-old French actor. (She was previously married to baseball player David Justice and R&B singer Eric Benet.) But Martinez won her over. They got engaged in January, and Berry herself confirmed the news in April. 
 
 "Who knew? I swore [marriage] off, right?" she joked to Extra. "Never say never, people!" ||||| Dispatches 
 
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– Cloud Atlas certainly has inspired its stars to diss their past projects. On Chelsea Lately Tuesday, Halle Berry reminisced about how she met her fiance Olivier Martinez "on a s**t movie, Us reports. She was referring to Dark Tide, which came out earlier this year and did not perform well. And her costar Hugo Weaving also criticized a past flick of his while promoting Cloud Atlas. “I didn’t care about it, I didn’t think about it,” he said of his role as the voice of Megatron in Transformers. “It was meaningless to me.” Director Michael Bay—who has also had Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox complain about the movies—suggested “all those whiners” give the money they made off the films to charity. When, wonders Aisha Harris on Slate, is it OK for actors to belittle their own movies and when is it not cool? A guide: Tom Hanks: OK. Hanks, who recently poked fun at past films Turner and Hooch and Angels and Demons—also while promoting Cloud Atlas!—has two Oscars and is pretty much universally beloved. George Clooney: OK. Clooney called Batman and Robin “a waste of money.” But since everyone agrees the movie is awful, no one seemed to care. Jamie Lee Curtis: OK. She called Virus “so bad that it’s shocking,” “dreadful,” and “the all-time piece of s**t.” But there was no backlash … because everyone has forgotten about the movie. Halle Berry, again: OK. When accepting the Razzie for Catwoman, she thanked director Pitof for “putting me in a piece of s**t, godawful movie.” But that’s fine, because no one has any idea who Pitof is. Shia LaBeouf: Not cool. In addition to his aforementioned beef with Bay, LaBeouf also criticized his role in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Problem is, Steven Spielberg directed that, and he’s ... Steven Spielberg. LaBeouf was lambasted by pretty much everyone, including Harrison Ford. Click for the complete list, including an actor who described his role as “like flogging a dead horse” … and another who had the audacity to diss Star Wars.