AP Photo The 21 Hillary Clinton emails you must read From the hPad's arrival to Sid Blumenthal's rant on Boehner, these are the gems in the latest batch of Hillary's emails. 
 
 The State Department's largest release to date of Hillary Clinton's emails provided a deeper look into the former secretary of state's thinking on major political events, revealed the extent to which longtime confidant Sidney Blumenthal had her ear, and offered a range of lighter insights, from her take on snow days ("this is getting silly") to her amusement at a robber carrying out a heist with a Hillary mask. 
 
 Here are the must-read emails, from the more than 7,000 pages of messages released on Monday night: 
 
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 Hillary and the help desk 
 
 In late February 2010, Clinton received a message to her personal email from an inquisitive help desk analyst with the State Department, informing the owner of the account that one of the department's "customers" was receiving "permanent fatal errors" from the address. Clinton then forwarded the email to aide Huma Abedin, who explained that the help desk "had no idea it was YOU, just some random address." 
 
 "But regardless, means ur email must be back! R u getting other messages?" Abedin asked. Clinton responded: "I've gotten some messages from yesterday — how about you?" 
 
 
 
 The hPad arrives 
 
 Philippe Reines emailed Clinton in June 2010 letting her know that her iPad — or as he put it in the subject line, the "hPad" — had arrived. 
 
 "That is exciting news — do you think you can teach me to use it on the flight to Kyev next week?" Clinton said. 
 
 Blumenthal emails on "vast right wing conspiracy" 
 
 With the subject line "H: Yes, there is a vast right wing conspiracy," Blumenthal forwarded an article from The New Yorker's Jane Mayer exploring how the Koch brothers had funded the tea party movement and right wing of the Republican Party. 
 
 "Ah, a little lite vacation reading!" Clinton responded in the August 2010 exchange. 
 
 Blumenthal emails on "post-midterms strategy" 
 
 On Election Day 2010, Blumenthal gave Clinton his take on the state of play after the midterms, in which Republicans would retake control of the House and John Boehner would ascend to the speakership. 
 
 "Boehner is despised by the younger, more conservative members of the House Republican Conference. They are repelled by his personal behavior," Blumenthal wrote, in part. "He is louche, alcoholic, lazy, and without any commitment to any principle. Boehner has already tried to buy the members with campaign contributions and committee assignments, which he has already promised to potentially difficult members." 
 
 Blumenthal on the tea party 
 
 In an August 2010 memo titled "Some paragraphs on the tea party," Blumenthal characterized the Republican Party as "captive to the swamp fevers of the extreme right" and being "purged of moderates, responsible conservatives, anyone who has a thought they don't like." 
 
 "Not useless" advice 
 
 In another Blumenthal email titled "an idea, perhaps useless, but nonetheless...," he ponders with regard to Clinton's Israeli strategy, "This may be worthless meandering on my part, but if the US unveils its own position in the new negotiations, inevitable if they are not to collapse, perhaps that position should incorporate at its heart what the Israeli government has already agreed to in the final status negotiations at Camp David, along, of course, with certain adjustments arid amendments to account for the past ten years in terms of boundaries, etc." This, he wrote, would make the U.S. look more reasonable. 
 
 "Not useless — thx," Clinton responded. "Don't operate from blank slate or allow Bibi to set the terms. There are already terms," Blumenthal wrote back. 
 
 Clarence Thomas impeachment 
 
 Blumenthal shared amemofrom David Brock in which Brock outlines the case for the impeachment of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas on the grounds of revelations from recent reports in The New York Times, The Washington Post and Washington's ABC affiliate. 
 
 "Brock memo here, have many more ideas on this. S.," reads the subject line. 
 
 Clinton on Citizens United 
 
 "FYI: Any foreign nation or leader with a front company becomes a 'person' under US law," Blumenthal wrote in the subject line of his email sent in the days after the Supreme Court decidedCitizens United v. FEC. 
 
 "This is unbelievable. Or maybe totally so given the forces at work," Clinton wrote in response to an article shared in the email. Blumenthal suggested the possibility of a legislative fix, something about which Clinton seemed skeptical. 
 
 "Not sure there is a legislative fix. Haven't read the opinion yet. May require constitutional amendment," she responded. 
 
 "Our friend, Martin" 
 
 Clinton had warm words for a future Democratic primary opponent in an email with Maryland Sen. Barbara Mikulski, thanking the senator for her support and declaring that Maryland Gov. Martin O'Malley "should be reelected by acclamation for steering the ship of state so well." 
 
 "Pls give him my best wishes," she wrote. 
 
 Elena Kagan's cell 
 
 Clinton attempted to call the then-Supreme Court nominee on her cellphone in May 2010 but was apparently unsuccessful. 
 
 "The cell # for her belongs to someone else according to the vm. Can you get the right cell #?" Clinton wrote to aide Lauren Jiloty, who said it was likely for one of Kagan's own aides. 
 
 Nearly 100 hours without sleep 
 
 The secretary made sure to thank an aide who was up "for almost 100 hours" to finish a speech, according to adviser Lissa Muscatine. 
 
 "I did once before speech and will do again. Thx to all," she wrote. 
 
 Chelsea writes "Mom, Dad" on Haiti 
 
 Chelsea Clinton addressed a memo on Haiti to "Mom, Dad" in an assessment of the efficacy of agencies responding to the 2010 Haiti earthquake disaster after spending four days in the country with Partners in Health. 
 
 "Diane Reynolds" a.k.a. Chelsea on Iran 
 
 "I've always wanted to go to Qom, and Iran too admittedly, as you know, more for the far history than recent I confess," Chelsea wrote to Coco Reynolds in an email chain later forwarded on to her mother, the secretary. "I can't sort out whether I want to go more or less now though because of recent turmoil/promise/discontent; maybe want and sense are merely opposing forces!" 
 
 Chelsea's website complaint 
 
 In a partially redacted message, Chelsea, writing again as Reynolds, complained to her "favorite secretary of state" about State's website. 
 
 "I i cant see video of your talks or q&a sessions — only the text! i think there should be links to the news' versions if there is not state-created footage," Chelsea wrote, which the secretary then forwarded to Reines and Abedin, asking them to check on it "for us." 
 
 Lanny Davis favor 
 
 Longtime Clinton friend Lanny Davis emailed Clinton in September 2010 asking the secretary if she could speak with a reporter from The American Lawyer about their professional relationship, and if not, if she would have Reines or Cheryl Mills do so on her behalf. 
 
 "Please please please * note there are *three please*: *Do not be bashful or concerned about saying no to my request. As you can see, I have a number of people who have talked to the reporter or, in the case of President Clinton and President Bush, who may be giving written statements," Davis wrote. 
 
 Clinton forwarded the email to those aides, asking for advice. Their responses are heavily redacted. 
 
 Gallup poll 
 
 Abedin and Mills each forwarded a Gallup/USA Today poll in late December 2010 that found Clinton ranking as the "most-admired" woman for the ninth year in a row. 
 
 TV shows for the New Year 
 
 Clinton opened 2010 by asking aide Monica Hanley to, among other things, give her the times of two TV shows — "Parks and Recreation" and "The Good Wife" — which she recentlynamedas one of her favorite shows. 
 
 The case of the robber's Hillary mask 
 
 The secretary of state commented on an article reporting on a man in Virginia who robbed a bank wearing a Hillary Clinton Halloween mask in late December 2010. 
 
 "She does, uh, have an alibi, I presume?" lawyer David Kendall deadpanned in the email chain. 
 
 Clinton's response: "Should I be flattered? Even a little bit? And, as for my alibi, well, let's just say it depends on the snow and the secret service. So, subject to cross for sure. Do you think there could be copycats? Do you think the guy chose that mask or just picked up the nearest one? Please keep me informed as the case unfolds." 
 
 No more snow days? 
 
 "I can't believe the govt is closed again. I guess I will work from home again but think this is silly," Clinton wrote of the federal government's decision to close its doors for another day on the night of Feb. 8, 2010. The next day, the storm dumped approximately 10 inches on Washington, in addition to massive totals from the previous week's "Snowmageddon" event. 
 
 "Pls don't forward my last email" 
 
 Clinton instructed aide Mills and USAID Administrator Rajiv Shah not to forward her emails for reasons that are unclear because the email is redacted. 
 
 "Cheryl and Raj — I sent you emails [redacted] forward to anyone and delete after reading. Thx. before removing their email info so pls do not," Clinton wrote. 
 
 "Gefilte fish" 
 
 Clinton's March 5, 2010, email to two State Department officials simply asked, "Where are we on this?" It wouldappear to bein reference to Clinton's attempts to facilitate the importing of a blocked shipment of American carp into Israel. 
 
 Authors: ||||| Hillary Rodham Clinton fretted about gefilte fish, Henry Kissinger and how to use an iPad in some 7,000 pages of email newly disclosed by the State Department late Monday. 
 
 What she did not appear to do was write any explosive messages that will give her opponents new fodder for attack in the presidential campaign. 
 
 And so it goes with the Clinton emails. The process the former secretary of State used to send and receive the messages while the nation's top diplomat have created an enduring political headache for Clinton. But the messages themselves -- a new tranche disclosed monthly under orders from a judge -- have yet to leave additional political scars. 
 
 Of course, not all the messages she sent and received on her now-notorious home server are being revealed. Clinton had already deleted all the messages she deemed personal, a move rivals say is suspicious. And some 125 of the latest batch of Clinton emails released by the State Department were withheld from the public; government reviewers ruled they contained information that was retroactively classified. 
 
 Still, the messages did offer rare insight into the daily happenings in Clintonworld. In one particularly amusing exchange, it is revealed that even the Help Desk at the State Department was confused by Clinton's emailing ways. "They had no idea it was YOU," Clinton aide Huma Abedin wrote of the perplexed tech staff who were trying to figure out who owned one of the email addresses that belonged to Clinton. 
 
 Some other notable exchanges: 
 
 > In an email titled "Gefilte Fish," Clinton messaged top aides: "Where are we on this?" It apparently involved a more complex discussion than what was going on Clinton's Seder table. 
 
 > Another message reveals that Clinton is a fan of "Parks and Recreation." (Also "The Good Wife," but that is old news.) 
 
 > Clinton seemed particularly excited about the arrival of her iPad, arranging for her top communications aide, Philippe Reines, to provide a tutorial on an upcoming flight to Kiev. Subject line: hPad. 
 
 > An email with the subject line "Loretta Sanchez," as in the congresswoman from Garden Grove, is redacted entirely. 
 
 > Then-U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice, now President Obama's national security advisor, is given Clinton's personal email address with the offer from Clinton to use it anytime, "whatever my current address may be!" 
 
 > Reines praises Clinton in May 2010 for calling out the "ogrish males" at the State Department for their "eye rolls" on women's issues. 
 
 > Chelsea Clinton makes an appearance, writing a long, impassioned memo to both of her parents on the recovery effort in Haiti from the 2010 earthquake, insisting that immediate action is needed to save the lives of tens of thousands children who are at risk of contracting deadly diseases. 
 
 >And a clutch of emails from a longtime Clinton confidante, Sidney Blumenthal, who was blocked by the White House from working for Clinton at the State Department: Without "tough love, any support for Israel will lack credibility," he writes in one that he himself marked confidential. In another, he refers to House Majority Leader John Boehner as: "a louche, alcoholic, lazy, and without any commitment to any principle."
– Gefilte fish and a "louche alcoholic" in the House: In its latest Hillary Clinton email dump, the State Department released 4,368 documents adding up to more than 7,000 pages last night, and while they may not provide much ammunition for her 2016 rivals, there are plenty of insights into her time at the department. Around 150 emails were censored in preparation for the release. Some highlights, per the New York Times, Politico, and the Los Angeles Times: The "hPad." In a June 2010 email with the subject line "hPad," Clinton tells communications aide Philippe Reines she's excited that her new iPad has arrived and asks if he can teach her to use it on their flight to Kiev. Bank robber. After being told somebody in a Hillary Clinton mask had robbed a bank, she wondered: "Should I be flattered? Even a little bit?" and added, "As for my alibi, well, let's just say it depends on the snow and the secret service." Lazy alcoholic. In an Election Day 2010 exchange with Sidney Blumenthal, the longtime adviser had some harsh words to say about John Boehner. "Boehner is despised by the younger, more conservative members of the House Republican Conference. They are repelled by his personal behavior," Blumenthal wrote. "He is louche, alcoholic, lazy, and without any commitment to any principle." Chelsea Clinton. "The incompetence is mind numbing," Clinton's daughter wrote from Haiti after the 2010 earthquake, warning that tens of thousands of children could die if the organization of relief efforts wasn't improved. She describes herself as an "invisible soldier" for her parents, the New York Times notes. Gefilte fish. "Where are we on this?" Clinton asked aides in February 2010 in an email with that title, apparently referring to containers of carp held up in Illinois because of a customs dispute with Israel. Ogrish males. "I for one loved that you finally called out the ogrish males on your staff who roll their eyes at womens issues and events," Reines wrote to Clinton in May 2010, giving the name of one eye-roller, whose name is redacted. Email confusion. Top aide Huma Abedin wrote to Clinton in early 2010, telling her somebody had been having trouble emailing one of her addresses and when she contacted a department help desk, "They had no idea it was YOU." TV choices. In early 2010, Clinton asked an aide to find out the times of Parks and Recreation and The Good Wife.