Frequently Asked Questions 
 
 What’s happening here? 
 
 Cards Against Humanity is digging a holiday hole. 
 
 Is this real? 
 
 Unfortunately it is. 
 
 Where is the hole? 
 
 America. And in our hearts. 
 
 Is there some sort of deeper meaning or purpose to the hole? 
 
 No. 
 
 What do I get for contributing money to the hole? 
 
 A deeper hole. What else are you going to buy, an iPod? 
 
 Why aren’t you giving all this money to charity? 
 
 Why aren’t YOU giving all this money to charity? It’s your money. 
 
 Is the hole bad for the environment? 
 
 No, this was just a bunch of empty land. Now there’s a hole there. That’s life. 
 
 How am I supposed to feel about this? 
 
 You’re supposed to think it’s funny. You might not get it for a while, but some time next year you’ll chuckle quietly to yourself and remember all this business about the hole. 
 
 How deep can you make this sucker? 
 
 Great question. As long as you keep spending, we’ll keep digging. We’ll find out together how deep this thing goes. 
 
 What if you dig so deep you hit hot magma? 
 
 At least then we’d feel something. ||||| Jan. 24 (UPI) -- Cards Against Humanity has targeted former U.S. President Barack Obama for a position as the company's CEO. 
 
 The Craigslist job listing is technically open to all applicants but features a list of requirements oddly similar to Obama's accomplishments during his eight years in office. 
 
 "Let's face it: we have no idea what we're doing. This year, we wasted an enormous amount of time and energy trying to get Hillary Clinton elected president, and on Black Friday we dug a huge hole in the ground because we wanted to find out if it would be funny," the Chicago-based company wrote. "It's been a great run, but now it's time for real adult leadership." 
 
 The listing includes somewhat standard requirements such as proficiency in Microsoft Word, Excel, and PowerPoint alongside more specific accomplishments such as experience hunting terrorist masterminds, holding a national approval rating of 57.2 percent or higher and being the first black editor of Harvard Law Review. 
 
 Obama also received a similarly specific "job offer" from Spotify to act as "President of Playlists" in the waning days of his presidency. 
 
 The offer from Cards Against Humanity appears to be far more lucrative as he would be awarded 51 percent of the company and can set his own salary. ||||| This is a set of web collections curated by Mark Graham using the Archive-IT service of the Internet Archive. They include web captures of the ISKME.org website as well as captures from sites hosted by IGC.org.These web captures are available to the general public.For more information about this collection please feel free to contact Mark via Send Mail ||||| Cards Against Humanity is looking for a new CEO—specifically, Barack Obama. 
 
 The makers of the popular card game, whose stream of witty and irreverent stunts includes digging a massive hole for no reason and raising prices on Black Friday, posted a fake job listing this week in both the Chicago Tribune and on Craigslist. The company says it’s looking for a new CEO who has “minimum eight years experience as President of the United States of America or equivalent nation,” among these requirements: 
 
 – Strong public speaking skills 
 
 – Steady disposition, remains cool under pressure 
 
 – Willing to inherit the consequences of eight years of irresponsible spending 
 
 – Excellent negotiator able to deal with stubborn opposition 
 
 – Experience hunting terrorist masterminds 
 
 – Strongly prefer the first black editor of Harvard Law Review 
 
 – Must currently hold a national approval rating of 57.2% or higher 
 
 – Passed comprehensive healthcare reform 
 
 – Natural born citizen of the United States 
 
 – Proficient in Microsoft Word, Excel, and PowerPoint 
 
 The job includes benefits such as “health/dental/vision insurance (while available)” and “access to office pantry with unlimited almonds.” (That last point was a reference to a report published last year that suggested Obama eats exactly seven almonds a night; he later set the record straight, saying he does not count the number of almonds he eats.) 
 
 While the offer sounds tempting, something tells us Obama won’t bite: when he and Michelle return from their post-presidency vacation on Richard Branson’s island, they’ll be busy figuring out their next projects under the Obama Foundation, whose website launched Friday. Their first priority: the Obama Presidential Center on Chicago’s South Side, which will house the Obama presidential archives and serve as the headquarters of their foundation. 
 
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– Wanted: a "highly qualified executive" with "minimum eight years experience President of the United States or equivalent nation." If that sounds like a job for the recently unemployed Barack Obama, well, you're not seeing things. Cards Against Humanity posted an ad on Craigslist and in the Chicago Tribune seeking a CEO with a CV that includes a Nobel Peace Prize, UPI reports. The Chicago-based card-game maker known for pranks like digging a big hole for no reason, is looking for a leader who also boasts: "Strong public speaking skills" "Steady disposition, remains cool under pressure" "Experience hunting terrorist masterminds" "Strongly prefer the first black editor of Harvard Law Review" "The ideal candidate will be excited to travel for work," says the ad. "Women and minorities are strongly encouraged to apply." The lucky winner gets 51% of the company "and you can set your own salary." Other Obama-tailored perks include "unlimited almonds" and "health/dental/vision insurance (while available)." It's not the first time the ex-commander in chief has been prodded to get a job. Spotify founder Daniel Ek has already pitched "President of Playlists." Fortune thinks the latest job isn't likely to tempt the ex-president, who will have his hands full with the Obama Foundation to be housed in the future Obama Presidential Center.