A sympathizing friend sends the following gem:
    A LAMENT     (FOR S.  B.  PAT PAW)
    We mourn the loss of our little pet,     And sigh o'er her hapless fate,     For never more by the fire she'll sit,     Nor play by the old green gate.
    The little grave where her infant sleeps     Is 'neath the chestnut tree.
    But o'er her grave we may not weep,     We know not where it may be.
    Her empty bed, her idle ball,     Will never see her more;     No gentle tap, no loving purr     Is heard at the parlor door.
    Another cat comes after her mice,     A cat with a dirty face,     But she does not hunt as our darling did,     Nor play with her airy grace.
    Her stealthy paws tread the very hall     Where Snowball used to play,     But she only spits at the dogs our pet     So gallantly drove away.
    She is useful and mild, and does her best,     But she is not fair to see,     And we cannot give her your place dear,     Nor worship her as we worship thee.
    A.S.