WHERE ARE YOU GOING, MY PRETTY MAID?
  "Where are you going, my pretty maid?"
  "I am going a-milking, sir," she said.
  "May I go with you, my pretty maid?"
  "You're kindly welcome, sir," she said.
  "What is your father, my pretty maid?"
  "My father's a farmer, sir," she said.
  "What is your fortune, my pretty maid?"
  "My face is my fortune, sir," she said.
  "Then I won't marry your my pretty maid."
  "Nobody asked you, sir," she said.
ANONYMOUS