text: Smells bad. Not very slick
  
  The smell, as others have pointed out, is an odd mix that smells something like previously used cooking oil that's been sitting in the pan for a few days after you made french fries. Not good. Also, it's not very slick. It's not sticky, like water-based lubes, but it must absorb, increasing friction over time. Basically it was a waste of money, unfortunately. I'd recommend getting a free sample from their website before paying for this. Or just buy the same company's silicone-based lube, which is easily a 5-star product.