"57. Kiss. If this is not a whole-body exercise, keep trying." - Douglas Adams "Locker rooms are not, in actual fact, the secret clubhouses of the Effortlessly Thin Women’s Fat-Lady Harassment Society." - Douglas Adams "Personally, I have learned to welcome the sensation of boredom when I’m working out because boredom can actually provide opportunities that are relaxing and, dare I say it, even useful." - Douglas Adams