A couple years ago, we opened submissions for a new anthology titled Tales from the Crust: An Anthology of Pizza Horror. We received 57,892 stories to read for consideration, and accepted only 27 of them. The leftover rejections then went on to drown every other open call posted by other presses. The fallout became so extreme that soon these other presses started including "No pizza horror" in their guidelines. At one point, legendary splatterpunk author David J. Schow called pizza horror a "plague to the genre." We apologize for nothing. Go buy Tales from the Crust.