The allure of the Gay Skaterboy lies in the fact that he doesn't look gay. It’s trackies and skimpy shorts and baseball bats all the way. And lots of buzz-cut hair.
And then of course there’s what lies beneath all that kit. The evidently mighty meat stick packed into those bulging boxers. The naturally slender, muscled body. Those calves! No gym is required for these boys. They get all the workouts they need from shooting up and down those ramps. And yours too, if you’re fast enough.