Top tips for making sure nobody discovers your sex toys: Choose a vibrator that is whisper quiet. Consider a secret vibrator that is disguised as an everyday object such as a lipstick. Keep your sex toys stored out of sight. A shoe box in the bottom of the wardrobe or a makeup bag in the bathroom are perfect. You might want to invest in sex toy storage bags. Not only are they discreet, they keep you toys fresh and clean until you need them again. If you share you house with other people, time your play for when people are out. Alternatively lock the door and play music that will mask any sounds you or your toy may make.