Bakery chain Greggs have been comparing footballers to items on their menu  Greggs have likened Bruno Fernandes to a Festive Bake because he 'disappears'  Bruno's teammate Lisandro Martinez was compared to 'bite-sized' chicken bites Erling Haaland drew comparisons to a sausage roll because he 'never misses'
See Details: 'Sensational for a few weeks but then disappears': Bakery chain Greggs roast Bruno Fernandes by comparing the Manchester United star to their Festive Bake... as Lisandro Martinez is dubbed 'bite-sized' like their chicken bites