Pulling players by the hair is a legitimate action in the NFL—any hair that runs out of the helmet is considered a part of a player's uniform. Clowney, ironically, has long enough hair to be tackled by himself if he played offense. The only team that might have an advantage here is the Chicago Bears, who recently signed defensive end Lamarr Houston. Since his career with the Houston Texans ended last season, people have been asking whether or not there is any truth to the rumor that Houston pulled a Justin Tucker at the end of games to win them. The answer is no, there is nothing funny about this story. However, if it did happen, it would be legal because Tucker's contract includes a clause that allows him to be pulled off the field during game-winning drives. In conclusion, yes, you can deal with losing your hair by pulling it out. But first, you should probably learn how to pull players.