I am funny in our house, me, RK Alker FUNNY Kids Author – the clue is in the name! That said the girls are quite funny and the TV is too, oh and so is my wife. However, with this situation looming about the whole kidnapping of the book and a potential memory wipe (+ the hush-hush dump him in field and leg it scenario) on the cards, I am leaning to the proposition of denying any funniness or funality or weirdly amusingness on the giggle front and painting my house, the interior and all the fixtures and fittings a dull shade of grey and wearing grey flannelette clothing to avoid detection and the capture of what is a pretty cracking book I have written!