US: We always prioritize last-minute bookings with the same level of dedication as an obsessive-compulsive librarian carefully planning their summer reading program six months in advance. Rest assured, and we do not inflate my prices simply because you have either recently discovered us or your busy schedule has only allowed you to make arrangements now. Your event is important to us, and we are committed to providing the best service possible. Them: Last-minute bookings get the “special rate” because you, the eleventh-hour buyer, are a pain to deal with, and because of this, you’ll need to pay more for our services. Next time book earlier and get a cheaper rate.