MINNEAPOLIS— World Heavyweight Champion Kane's father, Paul Bearer, prophesied in the days building up to WWE Bragging Rights that The Undertaker would be "drowned in a hell of mud and darkness" in the Buried Alive Match. Tonight, the foreboding manager's words came true as Deadman was forced under the ring for the first time in over three years. Bearer also said during Bragging Rights week that Triple H would meet his death at the hands of CM Punk. However, unlike most of Bearer's prophecies, this one didn't come true; instead, Triple H won the match at the pay-per-view. In addition, Bearer told WWE officials that John Cena would lose his championship at Bragging Rights. However, due to circumstances beyond his control (i.e. The Rock coming out), Bearer was unable to see the match through to its conclusion. Finally, Bearer said that Chris Jericho would die during an assault by Shawn Michaels. However, this didn't come to pass either; instead, HBK saved Jericho from the attack. In conclusion, Paul Bearer is a liar. Or maybe he just has terrible luck.