I know it sounds strange to say, but happily I can tell you that I do not accept your insurance. The good news is that I do not accept it because you won’t ever need to use it in my clinic. I contract directly with you for a modest monthly membership fee to provide for all of your clinic care instead of billing your insurance. I am glad you have insurance to cover all the other parts of healthcare that you may need outside of my office, but thankfully you never need to use it here, because this model of care is so much simpler than what we are used to in the complex modern medical system, it is worth repeating that neither you, nor your insurance (nor anyone else) will ever be billed from my clinic outside the monthly membership fee. Since no one is billed at all ever for services provided in my practice, you will not need to bill your insurance yourself, get reimbursed, or in any other way have a hassle for payment. When you pay your membership fee that is all there is to it! And remember that because I do not contract with or bill your insurance for my services, I am not beholden to its rules and restrictions on how I deliver the best possible care to you. I can now spend more time with you rather than filling out the mounds of nonsensical paperwork I once was forced to do for them.