A pomeranian is an adorable ball of hair that doesn't work. It may look cute when it sleeps, but believe me, it's nothing but a furball when awake. You can put your hands in its ears and move them side to side and you'll hear crunching noises because they're so much hair than the actual animal. And their nose, the owners usually just paint it with a red marker because there isn't anything inside that would be remotely special. Pomeranians are not worth their weight in pet food and if I see one again in my yard I'm going to shoot it and grill its corpse and feed it to my dogs."- Joe Schmo"...