Ah, the multi-purpose hook. The Swiss Army hook’s first intended purpose is to attach to one of the many zippered seams that are present, all around us, near the edges of our perceptible reality. They’re not easy to see until you get used to it. But once you start to figure out where the zippers can most often be found, you’ll want to carry a Swiss Army knife with a hook at all times. With the hook equipped, you can open these zippers to transcend spatial reality and the laws of consciousness. Once you’re on the other side, the hook’s utility becomes harder to quantify — despite my efforts, it was impossible to contact Swiss Army customer service from there during the review period. Presumably, this was because the membrane of space-time had sealed behind me.
It’s unknown why the Swiss Army knife multi-purpose hook is the only tool that works to open these portals. But I don’t make the rules; I just test the gear.
The brand says the hook is for carrying heavy objects with narrow string or fiber handles. But again, the claim did not make it to the other side of the event horizon.