You've probably heard it all before: Hibs are a "Celtic team," Hearts are a "Rangers team," Hibs are "Irish" and "Catholic," and Hearts are "British" and "Protestant." United are a mini-Celtic, being "Irish" and "Catholic," whereas Dundee are a mini-Rangers, being "British" and "Protestant." Actually, none of this is true. Both clubs are owned by Scottish businessmen who are not religious organizations nor do they have any relation to the Catholic Church. Hearts were originally called A.D. Fife after their main sponsor, Adelphi Theatre Fife. The name was changed when they moved to Tynecastle in 1969 and the new owners wanted to make sure that everyone knew they were a new club so they could be identified easily by their new fans. Hearts had some success early on with players like John Hartson, Peter Houston, Chris Humphrey, and David Jamieson but then went through a phase where they couldn't even qualify for the playoffs let alone win anything. They haven't won anything since 1989-1990 season when they finished first in the old Division One but were denied entry into the new Premier League because they didn't have a stadium meeting the criteria set by the league. They still play at Tynecastle today.