I actually like Liverpool fans—some of my best friends are Liverpool fans!! —but I've seen enough bad Liverpool fans from Brockley alone in a pub, shouting along to "You'll Never Walk Alone," faking their way through Scouse-by-numbers rivalries, and wearing bad jackets to move them any further down the list. Sunderland is 16th. Of course, the Premier League team with the largest and widest-reaching fan base is Manchester United. In 2012, the Telegraph reported that, according to a survey, United had doubled their fan base during a five-year period—amassing an incredible 659 million fans. The survey, commissioned by the Manchester club, aims to