Q stands for Quick (written in Rust), Queries (with joins and regular expressions!), Querl (sounds and works like curl), and Quartiles (check out stats!). qsv can handle large Quantities of data (most of its commands are "streaming" and do not need to load the entire CSV into memory - allowing you to work with arbitrarily large files) and Quickly (its multithreaded!) improve data Quality, leading to a Quantum leap in your productivity!
Also, my middle name is Queaño...