A Look at The Sex-Injury Data. What Objects Doctors find in patients rectums. The most typical items to be removed from the anus are sex toys, but doctors have also seen glass bottles, various wooden and plastic items, and vegetables. List of the strangest objects found in the anus; Sex Toys, Vegetables and fruits, Bottles and drinking glasses, Remote controls and telephones, Chemical bottles, Screwdrivers and tools, Cooking Utensils and Tools, Christmas decorations, golf and billiard balls, tooth- and other brushes, Candles, Decorative objects, Deodorant and hairspray cans iPad pens and other pens. FISTFY.COM - Source: US National Electronic Injury Surveillance System.