Funny Coffee Quotes 1. “ May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.” ... 2. “ Today's good mood is sponsored by coffee.” ... 3. “ Caffeine- It maintains my sunny personality.” ... 4. “ Three cups of coffee a day keeps the doctor away!” ... 5. “ Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed.” ... 6. “ ... 7. “ ... 8. “ More items... Jul 25, 2022