An impossibly common concern – and with good reason. But one that is easily put to bed. I strive to always arrive rested and ready for anything, and my grooming and hygiene are no exception. I suggest getting yourself as clean as possible in a long hot shower, just before we meet up, just to make sure you’re looking and feeling your best. Really get in there and give everything a good scrub. Take some time and read my advice to everyone about our shared cultural weirdness about washing our butts. I’m not personally fond of strongly scented soaps. Extra rinsing to ensure no bad tasting soapy residue remains really goes a long way. Beyond that, you should feel very free to ask any hygiene questions you might have, even if they seem embarrassing or silly. If you are especially uncomfortable, please jump onto Telegram or ProtonMail and share a self-deleting message, so neither your ask nor my answer will linger too long.