Welcome to Toyland everyoneWhy were we put here if not to have funWe got trains that toot,got guns that singAsk any dolly, pull any string We got Easter Egg Bunnies with nothin' insideCovered up in chocolate, the hollow to hideIn through the window in Santa Claus clothesBack up the chimney, bag full of souls The maddening tick of a particular talkReminds me of the time I almost got caughtYou had Boardwalk and ya wanted Park PlaceI left you with your own birthday cake inyour face Knock, knock (nobody home)