Well, I guess.  If you're thinking you're going to go to the hospital and push on the monitor to make us think you're contracting so that you'll have your baby, it's not a good move. You could MAYBE trick us on one or two contractions (although, a smart nurse will know what you're doing). But, to sit there and do that over and over -- it's going to get real old. And honestly, even if you're contracting, but your cervix isn't opening -- we still won't keep you as you'd be considered in early labor (the first stage of labor).