<b>Ta-Ta Toasters</b> <br> Tired of your hooters being the neighborhood temperature gauges? Folks know your morning routine and anxiously wait to see if your shirt pops up like a two-tent circus when you step outside to grab your newspaper. Keep your chest thermometers in check with Ta-Ta Toasters! <br> Our classically styled, red and white Ta-Ta Toasters will keep your nips warm and toasty all winter long. <br> <em>“No, I’m not cold. I’m prepared.”</em> <br> <b>Toasty Ta-Tas for Everyone</b> <br> When the winter winds blow, all the fabulous ladies on your gift list will practically bust with graTITude if you thoughtfully give them a set of Ta-Ta Toasters. This funny gift for women is sure to be a side-splitting hit for any occasion. Wrap up this naughty gift for your anniversary, birthday gag gift, or a stocking stuffer for ladies who constantly worry they’ll poke someone’s eyes out with a spontaneous case of nipscicles. <br> <b>NOVELTY USE ONLY</b>