<p><b>Magic Fartz – The Most Magical Fart Noise Keychain You’ve Ever Heard</p></b> <p>Have you ever eaten a rainbow? They look delicious but, as Magic Fartz the Farting Unicorn will tell you, they can cause some seriously noisy intestinal issues. After a massive meal of rainbows, he’s farting constantly. Fortunately for him, he absolutely loves it!</p> <p>We were there to capture every moment of Magic Fartz butt blasting. Sadly, we couldn’t capture the heady aroma of unicorn farts, but we did capture every detail of the sound so that you could carry it around in your pocket forever.</p> <p><b>Six Different Unicorn Fart Sounds – Plus A Few Words of Wisdom</p></b> <p>At the touch of a button, you’ll be able to create six different magical unicorn fart noises – from extra loud and extra stinky all the way to subtle and fragrant. There’s a unicorn fart for every occasion, and Magic Fartz likes to add his hilarious commentary too.</p> <p><b>A Great Gift For Kids – Or The Young At Heart</p></b> <p>This is absolutely perfect for kids, they’ll be rolling around on the floor laughing in seconds. But let’s face it, you’re never too old to bring the magic of unicorn farts into your life. It’s also a perfect gift for anyone you want to impress. Meeting a special lady? Bring it along on your date! Got a job interview for an important position in the law, finance or government? It’s the ideal ice breaker!</p> <p><b>100% Hilarity Guaranteed – Or Your Money Back</p></b> <p>If you don’t find this funny, we don’t want to be your friend. But we will give you every penny of your money back if you send it back to us. You can spend the cash on broccoli, math textbooks or something else you’re likely to prefer.</p> <p><b>Bring Farting Unicorn Magic Into Your Life – Pick Up This Hilarious Keyring Today</p></b>