<b>How big is the sticker?</b> <p>This is a legit warning sticker at 3 inches tall and 6 inches long. We haven’t skimped on size. We promise you’ll be happy with it.</p> <b>Will this sticker last a long time?</b> <p>Absolutely. Made in the USA from high quality, UV and weather-resistant vinyl, your sticker will definitely stand up for the long-haul.</p> <b>I’ve had it with these motherf***ing dicks in the motherf***ing machinery.</b> <p>Why does everyone keep putting their penises in the machinery? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. Don’t do it Tom...TOM! TOM STOP. Sonofabitch I’m gonna have to clean that up now.</p> </p> <b>What Are the Biggest Dangers I Need to Protect My Friends From? </b> <p>Definitely the fuel door on their car, truck or ATV. Don’t forget about the toaster, the vice in the garage, the vacuum cleaner, the leaf blower, their laptop, and of course the key hole on their office/apartment/dorm door. </p> <b>What If My Friends Can’t Read? </b> <p>These stickers are completely unambiguous with a picture/diagram that makes the looming danger of whatever they are stuck to perfectly evident. </p> <b>Will These Stickers Come Off Easily? </b> <p>So many euphemisms. But no, these suckers will be permanent reminders of what not to put in whatever they’re adhered to. </p> <b>Lifetime Money-Back Satisfaction Guarantee!</b> <p>If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply reach out to us through the Amazon messaging service and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!</p>