Black and white, 2 x 3 inches, PVC morale patch...And the most badass award goes to the top of the B-list, Bruce Campbell. "Yo, she b***...Come get some." Army of Darkness fans unite! Violent Little Machine Shop. We certainly ain’t your mama’s patch shop. With slogans like “I don’t believe in anything, I’m just here for the violence” and “Just the tip, I promise,” we have well established ourselves as purveyors of the most interesting morale patches out there. We started off making leather morale patches for some elite military forces (like Navy SEAL teams), and then rank-and-file from Army Special Forces, ODA, Navy SWCC, EOD and National Guard took notice. We quickly realized quickly that our messages and offbeat sense of humor had social relevance.