<h2>Lizzie is a nice girl, but...</h2> <br>Lizzie is a nice girl, but she has a bad habit of making bad life choices. In this book, she drunkenly falls for a musician named Joe that she met at the local bar. Her fantasy of dating a talented rock star begins to crumble as it becomes clear that Joe makes even worse life choices than she does. Will Lizzie be stuck with Joe forever, or will she choose to finally put her foot down and kick him to the curb? <br /> <br><h2>Featured Review:</h2> <br>"I loved reading about the jam (pun intended) that Lizzie got herself into. This is such a great story and it would make a nice gift for anyone with a sense of humor. The illustrations are amazing. The illustrator deserves a raise." <br>- Warren G, professional wrapper * <br><br />(* Disclaimer: Warren G is a guy that hates punctuation who works at Jane's local gift shop that refused to give her his full last name. He is not the same person as a famous West Coast rapper who coincidentally also goes by Warren G.) <br><br /><h2>About the Author:</h2> <br><b>Jane Austen Texas</b> is no stranger to making bad life choices. For starters, she started collecting Beanie Babies and Barbie dolls ever since she was a child. After that, Jane spent all of her allowance on Microsoft and Apple stocks when they first came out. In her spare time, she still buys original Jackson Pollock paintings at garage sales with her lunch money. <br><br />Scroll up and read <i>Lizzie Makes Bad Life Choices: Lizzie Dates a Musician</i> today! <br> <br>