It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. - Printed on our crazy-soft, super-smooth, pre-shrunk, ring-spun tees. We simply wouldn't print on any shirt that we don't wear ourselves. Don't forget to check out our size chart for the specs on all of our sizes. Shipping & Processing: All of the items in our store are hand-made to order. As such, it currently takes us anywhere from 1 to 5 business days to prepare your t shirts. After your order has been prepared, it will be marked as dispatched on Amazon and processed for shipping.