<h2><strong>THE TOTALLY UNTRUE TALE OF HOW DONALD TRUMP GOT A PINK PUSSY HAT AND STARTED BEHAVING LIKE A NORMAL PERSON</strong></h2><h6><br /></h6><h3><strong>This is a satiric fairy tale story with links to how you can support the Pink Pussyhat Project and the Women’s March.</strong></h3><h6><br /></h6><h3><strong>Here is an excerpt from the DONALD TRUMP GETS A PINK PUSSYHAT book:</strong></h3><h6><br /></h6><h4><strong>PART 1: THE MARCH</strong><br /></h4><p>Saturday, January 21</p><p>The day after the Inauguration</p><p>They marched in Washington. D.C.</p><p>Joined by millions across the nation</p><h6><br /></h6><p>Donald Trump looked out from the White House</p><p>And what did he see</p><p>Hundreds of thousands of pink hats</p><p>Shaped like a cute little kitty</p><h6><br /></h6><p>Trump thought, “All these people</p><p>Are marching to support me, me, me</p><p>I am the most popular president</p><p>In all of recorded history!”</p><h6><br /></h6><h4><strong>PART 2: THE ACCIDENT</strong><br /></h4><p>After a grueling few days in office</p><p>Donald Trump visited the golf links</p><p>Still thinking he was supported</p><p>By the millions wearing pretty kitty pink<br /></p><h6><br /></h6><p>He swung his huge Trumpy driver</p><p>And gave the golf ball a huge whack</p><p>The golf ball hit a tree</p><p>And then it bounced back</p><h6><br /></h6><h4>PART 3: TRUMP’S PINK PUSSY HAT VISION<br /></h4><p>Wearing his pink pussy hat</p><p>Donald Trump had a vision so clear</p><p>And he woke up and quickly gathered</p><p>His team from the Secret Service near</p><h6><br /></h6><p>“I have had a vision</p><p>Like the clearing of some smoke</p><p>That I have been all wrong for so long</p><p>That all my life was a just a joke</p><h6><br /></h6><p>“First, fire Steve Bannon</p><p>He is just too scary nuts</p><p>Fire Kellyanne and Spicer too</p><p>No ifs, ands or buts<br /></p><h6><br /></h6><h3><strong>ABOUT THE MOVEMENT FOR CHANGE</strong></h3><h6><br /></h6><p>You can support the Pussy Hat Project and learn how a march becomes a movement for equal rights at www.pussyhatproject.com<br /></p><p>You can support the ongoing change movement by joining the effort at www.womansmarch.com<br /></p><p><br /></p><p><strong>ABOUT THE AUTHORS</strong><br /></p><p>Trump Watcher is a group of artful agitators, insistent irritators and progressive pests who oppose the Trump presidency through books, satiric songs, investigations and art.<br /></p><p>You can see more about our book series, satiric songs, investigative reporting and art about the era of Trump at our website www.trumpwatcherbook.com<br /></p><h6><br /></h6><p><strong>WHO MIGHT LIKE THIS BOOK</strong><br /></p><p>Trump Watcher’s collective mission is to add to the amusing analysis provided by Samantha Bee, Stephen Colbert, James Corden, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Bill Maher, Seth Meyers, Trevor Noah, Conan O’Brien, John Oliver, Jon Stewart and other truth-tellers.