<b>THE GODS ARE FUNNY. <br> <br>Except when you piss them off. <br> <br>Then they suck. <br> <br>They really, really suck. <br> <br>(Really).</b> <br> <br>Alexander Weiss discovers this tidbit when he inadvertently insults Athena, Goddess of Wisdom, and she casts him away on a forgotten isle filled with statues. <br> <br>Being marooned is bad enough, but the fact that the island is also the home of Euryale, elder sister to Medusa, makes the situation a touch worse. The only thing keeping Alex from being petrified is the fact that Euryale has taken a liking to the blundering mortal. <br> <br>For now. <br> <br>What follows next is a wild, adventurous tale filled with heroes, gods, monsters, love, and war that is nothing short of legendary. <br> <br><b>If you're a fan of Neil Gaiman, Christopher Moore, Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, or girls with snakes, this is the novel for you. Grab your copy today!</b>