<p>500 "for rectal use only" sticker labels</p> <p>Each label measures 1.5" x 3/8"</p> <p>It is printed on permanent adhesive.</p> <p>Great for clinics and hospital settings and administrative use.</p> <p>Anything can be for rectal use only.</p> <p>Grocery stores labeling on appropriate bananas and cucumbers and other similarly shaped items to help customers make informed decisions.</p> <p>Fellow employees now know how to use their staplers and phones and the plunger in the bathroom.</p> <p>Pointing out that coworker that spends a little too much time in the bosses office</p> <p>You can place these anywhere! Cheese graters, pencils, hot sauce bottles, pens, mouses, hand cream, drugs, controllers, etc..... The only limit is your imagination</p> <p>They are so helpful to not only you but everyone around. Helping that guy that parks sideways in the parking lot to know in a passive manner to practice his skills. Fellow employees now know how to use their staplers and phones and the plunger in the bathroom. Grocery stores labeling on appropriate bananas and cucumbers and other similarly shaped items to help customers make informed decisions</p> <p>These for rectal use stickers are waterproof and fairly durable. Anything can be for rectal use only. Using them everywhere while grocery shopping, doctor's office exam rooms, malls, restaurants, friends' homes, remotely phallic, various medications, cacti at the garden centre, or on bottles of bleach... nothing is sacred</p> <p>Well worth the money for the laughs you will get. These stickers have resulted in some harmless fun Having a blast sticking these all over the place at work. Best paper label for office pranks. Or stick it on your wife’s tooth brush and wait for the reactionMany, many laughs</p>