</p> <b>THE SLOGANS:</b> <b>I’ll Be Nicer If You’ll Be Smarter</b> <p>Honestly, how hard is it to calculate the pitch on a beveled cantilever hang, Randy?</p> <b>DANGER Stupid Kills</b> <p>Remember Dolly? She thought she was testing the speed of the drill press. Turns out she was testing the tensile strength of her forearm.</p> <b>If You Like Having Hands, Don’t Touch My Tools</b> <p>If you don’t know how to pick up a pipe cutter, don’t pick up a damn pipe cutter Cam!</p> <b>To Avoid Injury, Don’t Tell Me How to Do My Job</b> <p>I swear if Bill tells me how the box joint has four key holes again...</p> <b>I Make Shit Happen</b> <p>And not just in the toilet.</p> <b>Your Lack of Planning Is Not My Emergency</b> <p>Some of us think about the future and plan accordingly. Ted is obviously not one of those people.</p> <b>F*** It</b> <p>Seriously. F*** this.</p> <b>Skilled Labor Isn’t Cheap; Cheap Labor Isn’t skilled</b> <p>If only all customers knew this, my life would be so much easier.</p> <br> <b>How big are the stickers?</b> <p>These are approximately business-card sized decals at 2 inch x 3 inch (5cm x 7.6cm). The American Flag decals are 2 inch x 3.5 inch (5cm x 8.9cm). </p> <b>Will these stickers last a long time?</b> <p>Absolutely! Made in the USA from high quality, UV and weather-resistant vinyl, your decals will definitely stand up for the long-haul.</p> <b>What's in My Order?</b> <p>Each order includes eight (8) slogan decals and two (2) American Flag decals for a total of 10 stickers.</p> <b>Lifetime Money-Back Satisfaction Guarantee!</b> <p>If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply reach out to us through the Amazon messaging service and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!</p>