Smiles All Around ----- Nothing brings a smile to your face like a large cluster of balloons. These balloons have got something to say right back! Humorously abusive, these balloons will bring a smile to everyone's face and lots of laughter as well. Perfect for the guy who can't stop swearing, these funny balloons will give him a taste of his own medicine, in celebratory style. Pack of 12 / 4 Different Sayings ----- These black balloons come in a pack of 12 balloons each, with 4 different sayings. Enjoy the laughter when he encounters balloons greeting him with funny and abusive phrases such as: Happy F*cking Birthday, Worst Party Ever, F*ck You're Old and Old Bast*rd. ----- Delightfully horrible, these balloons will jump start any birthday party. You can use all ten balloons at one party, or share the wealth and split them up anyway you like. Some of the sayings will also suit other events like retirement parties, leaving a job party, and more! ----- High Quality - These balloons are high quality and will take a bit of a beating - almost as much of a beating as they dish out. Perfect for adult parties, you can fill these balloons with air (or helium for added high flying fun) and they will last a long time, delivering their message long after the party has finished. The guest of honour can take them home to remind him of how much his friends and family love him. It's just like a gift that keeps on giving! ----- Black As Death - Is there a gentleman in your life who's getting up there in years and needs a little bit of a reminder? These horrible and funny balloons are sure to get the job done. Cheerfully black, these balloons will be like a highly amusing death shroud that makes everyone happy. Give your party some life by reminding the guest of honour that he's one more year closer to the fate that awaits us all!