<b>Hi, there! Would YOU like to take a peek in my diary?</b> <br> <br>Wait, we haven't been introduced. My name is Fern, and by some wonderful stroke of good luck, I live in the beautiful, tropical Florida Keys. <br> <br>My life is wacky, often wild, and always entertaining. From my love-hate relationship with the book, The Secret, to my encounters with cursing parrots and skittering crabs, the summations of my offbeat life will make you laugh right along with me. <br> <br>It is a particularly exciting year because I finally meet the man of my dreams! Or is he? <br> <br>This fast-paced story is an intimate look inside my life as I go all-in and hand over the keys to my diary. Go ahead...Take a PEEK! <br> <br>Spend some time with the lady Kirkus Reviews calls 'fun, likable company.' <br> <br>Get your copy of <I>The Keys to My Diary: Fern</I> now. <br> <br><b>P.S. Now featuring a BONUS epilogue!</b>