if you 've ever perused my college comedy diary " another year in the life of a nerd " ( i never run out of cheap plugs ) , you know i did n't get along with my first - semester roommate too well .
in fact , during the three - week period between thanksgiving and christmas break , i said a total of four sentences to him .
so when i saw in the residence hall cable listings a movie called roommates , i envisioned 90 minutes of conflict between a couple of bickering young adults trapped in a 10 x 13 foot dorm room .
then i saw that the star of roommates is peter falk .
scratch that idea .
but i still say someone should film the story of two college roommates whose relationship is less than ideal .
of course , in my case it would be a silent picture .
even without the college element , i still decided to watch roommates because i had absolutely nothing to do , unless you count studying for final exams ( and who does ? ) .
i 'm glad i did .
peter falk 's performance was actually what made the movie .
and this is a guy i never considered a real actor , more like someone who went around in a trenchcoat solving prescripted mysteries .
falk
pleasantly surprised me here , permanently earning my respect , so all you " columbo " fans who think i live to insult the guy can just falk off .
falk plays rocky , a 107-year - old polish baker who raises his grandson after both the kid 's parents die .
the movie begins with the mom 's death and the son moving in with his grandparents .
after a couple stops along the son 's journey to manhood , roommates progresses to the present day , with the grandson a surgeon and rocky in a condemned house he refuses to leave .
the surgeon reluctantly offers the only possible solution -- rocky will have to move into his place , the basement of a building rented by a group of chinese students ( " communists ! " ) .
the movie spans nine more years of rocky 's relationship with his grandson , and the trials posed when the grandson meets and falls in love with -- gasp -- a woman , and starts spending all his time with her .
so , in his grandson 's absence , rocky turns his pursuits to professional boxing , achieveing the world heavyweight title in a climactic fight with apollo creed . . .
or am i confusing movie plots again ?
roommates has an almost epic feel to it , covering several generations of a family with one fiesty immigrant who refuses to die .
death , though , knocks at the door of almost every other major character in the the movie .
roommates has about as many casualties as the first halloween .
the number ca n't be counted on one hand , unless of course you 're the victim of some hideous genetic mutation .
and you can probably guess who says farewell to planet earth at the end of the movie ( no , not duran duran ) .
i wo n't come out and say it .
instead , i 'll just sit here and hum " eye of the tiger " until each and every one of you figures it out .
roommates plays on all the major emotions .
it knows when to make you laugh and when to make you cry .
movies that can perfectly mix comedy and drama are always hits with the audience , even though this one bombed at the theaters .
my point ?
there are no absolutes .
or , another possible point , peter falk just is n't such a great box office draw .
either way , this is still a good movie and you should give it a chance like i did , whether you hate your roommate or not .
it knows when to make you laugh and when to make you cry perfectly mix comedy and drama this is still a good movie pleasantly surprised me here , permanently earning my respect