before the remake of psycho appears , we 've got to suffer through this remake of an earlier hitchcock film , dial m for murder .
as usual , hollywood has filled it with glitz and big name stars , and it all amounts to a loud sounding nothing .
the film opens with emily ( paltrow ) and david ( viggo mortensen ) '
having fun ' in an loft apartment .
the problem is , paltrow is married to stephen ( douglas ) , who is not too happy when he discovers this affair .
if i was paltrow , though , i 'd definitely go with mortensen .
less wrinkles .
anyhow , stephen approaches david with an interesting proposition : he 'll pay him to kill his lovely wife .
mortensen agrees , but the murder goes awry , and the twists keep on coming as the film progresses .
unfortunately , the film dosen't progress very fast . in fact , it moves like a tortoise with arthritis ( read : very , very s - l - o - w . )
the plot moves nowhere fast , and only becomes exciting in very short bursts .
not too good for a ' thriller . '
also , the performances , apart from douglas , are below par .
paltrow , showing immense talent in se7en ( 1995 ) and sliding doors ( 1997 ) is strangely stilted , even unconvincing , in this movie .
mortensen is a little bit better , coming across as a younger douglas , but his role is n't meaty enough to show all his talent . which leaves douglas to waltz away with the film , which is does .
however , i doubt douglas finds it very hard to play a stogie smoking , drinking womanizer with a creepy underside .
also popping up in the film is david suchet , playing a shifty looking detective .
again , it 's not a character we 're seeing on the screen , it 's david suchet .
the director , who bought us the fugitive , piles on all the flash techniques , such as zoom - in 's , quick cuts , etc .
the lighting is also interesting . however , looks ca n't save this film from the depths of mediocre , and the film seemed to work better in a single set anyway .
the screenplay is o .
k ,
but there 's some hackneyed sub - plot about douglas being a ruthless player on wall street ( again ) and
the ending is surprisingly stupid and cliched .
the characters also make incredibly dumb moves , especially paltrow , and stephen appears to lose all intelligence in the last reel .
with a combination of no tension , drama , or decent characters , a perfect murder is a failure all round , and an incredible disappointment .
there are a few bright moments , but they are far and few between .
the last thing a thriller should be is boring , and although the film just barely manages to keep your interest thanks to michael douglas , you would n't be missing anything if you decided not to watch a perfect murder .
overall rating= review by david wilcock ?
1998
" you know , for kids " - norville barnes
no tension , drama , or decent characters , a perfect murder is a failure all round we 've got to suffer you would n't be missing anything are below par boring it all amounts to a loud sounding nothing they are far and few between looks ca n't save this film from the depths of mediocre incredible disappointment the ending is surprisingly stupid and cliched unfortunately , the film dosen't progress very fast