eddie murphy has a lot riding on harlem nights .
as the movie 's writer , director , executive producer , and star , murphy will shoulder all of the blame if harlem nights fails .
but at the same time , he 'll receive all of the credit if it succeeds .
should you sacrifice your hard - earned cash to support murphy 's risky gamble ?
well , that depends on whom you trust more :
me or eddie murphy .
here 's what murphy thinks : " i think the audience is expecting a good time .
they gon na get sexy .
they gon na get funny .
they gon na get drama .
they gon na get all of that .
i think it 's the best movie i 've done " ( paramount radio network ) .
here 's what i think : harlem nights is charmless , unoriginal , disappointing , and almost without question , the worst film of the actor 's career
( i have n't seen best defense ) . and guess who 's to blame ? !
the movie 's problem is not murphy 's direction : harlem nights is a fairly good looking film .
no ,
the project was probably doomed even before the cameras rolled .
murphy 's awful script is the culprit .
let 's count the mistakes
he makes in his first attempt at screenwriting : ( 1 ) murphy shatters the record for the most profanity in a motion picture .
yes , he even outdoes his own work in raw .
practically every line of dialogue in harlem nights contains at least one four letter word .
and after 15 minutes , it gets irritating .
( 2 ) murphy wastes the talents of his fine cast .
richard pryor , redd foxx , michael lerner , and della reese face the impossible task of carving out credible characters from a script riddled with stereotypes .
each of them shines occasionally , but basically what we have are good performers stuck in a bad vehicle .
( 3 )
the movie demeans women by depicting them solely as sexual objects and as pawns in power struggles between men .
murphy has admitted in interviews that he is weary of women in his private life , which is really neither here nor there .
but when murphy puts his bitter feelings on 3 , 000 movie screens across the country , it 's another matter altogether .
you 're forced to swallow some pretty gruesome stuff .
for instance , murphy punches della reese in the stomach .
and he shoots jasmine guy in the head .
this is a mean - spirited movie , folks !
lovely newcomer lela rochon gets off easy in her role as a common whore , but only because she does n't have any scenes with murphy .
thank god : he might have run her over with a bulldozer .
( 4 ) murphy has written for himself perhaps his blandest role to date .
the loveable eddie murphy charisma emerges only once or twice during the film .
murphy would rather give his character a spiffy wardrobe than a spiffy personality .
sometimes it seems as if murphy made harlem nights just so he could wear fancy suits and look debonair .
( 5 ) the plot is a shameless rip - off of the sting .
if you 're going to make another sting movie , you 've got to do something original .
murphy 's tale of warring nightclub owners in harlem ( circa 1938 ) fails to add anything new to the formula .
( 6 ) to get laughs , murphy makes fun of stuttering .
you know a comedy is digging deep when it resorts to ridiculing the handicapped .
( 7 ) murphy 's idea of drama is a scene in which his character apologizes for the first time in his life .
for what ? for shooting reese 's little toe off !
needless to say , murphy shows little , if any , promise or imagination as a screenwriter . in all fairness , however , a few rays of sunshine do manage to break through the gloomy cloud surrounding the movie .
danny aiello is fun to watch as a dirty cop on the take .
aiello stands out in the large , ensemble cast : he obviously relishes the opportunity to play such a nasty character ( a racist detective with mob ties ) .
aiello 's zesty performance gives harlem nights some much needed spice .
another bright spot is arsenio hall , who has a hilarious , show - stopping cameo as a cry - baby gangster ; hall virtually steals the spotlight from murphy .
in fact , hall 's ten minutes on screen are the funniest ten minutes in the movie .
unfortunately , his character is completely irrelevant to the plot ; murphy should have given hall a much bigger role .
of course , i 've already mentioned that i did n't care for murphy 's character , but i have to admit that i did love his neckties .
they are simply spectacular -- almost worth the price of admission .
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