Cross reference with this and correct minor mistakes— Okay, here's the transcription with punctuation and integrated "stylistic" fillers/pauses for humor:

0:00 Why did we learn Python in uni?
0:01 Because we had to become a... senior machine learning engineer
0:04 before we had the time to learn programming!
0:08 Before we start, uh, make sure, you know, we're talking about Python 3,
0:12 not Python 2. Actually, a bit of Python 2.7 is *also* okay.
0:15 Geared towards children and... PhDs. Children! And PhDs! Python.
0:22 I know Python, which means I know machine learning, AI, data science, computer vision, big data, Keras, TensorFlow, scikit-learn, PyTorch, OpenCV, deep learning, NLP,
0:33 [exhales sharply] Huge community! Of kids.
0:35 Now, I didn't learn Python in an online course. I actually... never really learned it.
0:40 Lists are arrays. Tuples are arrays. Sets have no order. Dicts are arrays. Comprehensions are arrays. NumPy arrays are arrays.
0:48 No more semicolon errors! Only white space errors.
0:51 [Squints, points at screen] Where is *that* error?
0:53 enumerate. enumerate, zip, OS walk.
0:55 Tuple unpacking.
0:56 It's not dynamically typed. It's *strongly* dynamically typed!
1:00 In Python, we don't do constants. We *only* do change!
1:03 Who put the main function at the bottom of the file?!
1:06 Equality is not identity. `is`! Not identity.
1:10 I can do in Python in five lines which you can do in C in 50!
1:15 And it will take 10 times the time to execute.
1:17 Oh, I didn't... I didn't say that wrong. Right?
1:19 Booyah!
1:20 Who needs brackets anyway?!
1:21 All these people with their illogical syntax sugar... Might need brackets!
1:25 You can return multiple values! Multiple values! Multiple values!
1:30 Udacity? Udemy? No, no, no, no. I learned all of this on Medium.
1:34 How many libraries does it take until I can actually put Python as my status on LinkedIn?
1:38 Like three? NumPy, Matplotlib, Pandas. Pandas, Pandas, Pandas.
1:42 Or maybe two, you know? Because we start counting from zero.
1:44 `STR` minus one double colon zero!
1:48 Minus one! Huh?! That's smart engineering! That's engineer... That's smart!
1:55 All the compiled languages are worse because you get errors *before* you can even run them!
1:59 It's like... man, it's really, you know, holding you back from... innovation! Science! Automation! Progress!
2:07 Not very child-friendly, if you ask me. And I am not a child, so I'm a PhD.
2:11 Oh, the shirt goes into the jeans?!
2:13 In C++ everything takes *so* long! You have to write `int main`, declare variables...
2:19 It's literally just the execution that's fast. Who cares?!
2:22 It's about the scientific, revolutionary, data science, machine learning, NLP, big data,
2:29 that you're going to do with your software!
2:31 Or you can automate your coffee machine!
2:33 Which does the coffee that helps you make the scientific advances... in Lua.
2:38 Ideas to code.
2:39 Why can't I just run this on LaTeX?
2:41 LaTeX.
2:42 Oh, this is a Python interview? All right. Python.
2:45 Why am I so good at this? I've never written code before.
2:48 `tuple`, open bracket.
2:51 Oh, this is machine learning!
2:52 Oh, this is... data science. Uh, big data. NLP. Computer vision.
2:56 Um, AI. You know what that is?
2:58 I can give you a quick tutorial. I just learned that on Udemy, on Medium, uh, just an hour ago.
3:04 That's uh, uh, machine learning! Generative adversarial networks! Have you heard of them?
3:08 Um, me neither! Let's check it out!
3:09 Oh, it's really easy to find. The documentation's just one page.
3:12 Almost there... Almost there...
3:15 Where is the `async with`?
3:18 [Scrolling sound]
3:21 All right.
3:22 Oh, you want to learn Python? We can do it just... right now! You don't really need to learn anything!
3:27 Oh, you need to learn at least three libraries.
3:30 Pandas, Matplotlib, and NumPy. Fundamental!
3:32 Well, the good thing in Python is single and double quotes are not differentiated... because you don't need to cite properly. It's not LaTeX. Sadly.
3:40 Are you convinced? Should we do a tutorial? I mean... Should we read a Medium? Write a Medium blog?
3:45 Uh, let me show you a graph real quick! Uh, let me introduce you to a graph... real quick!
3:49 This represents the... amount of memory used by C for my program. And this represents the... amount of memory Python uses.
4:00 My screen is not big enough!