motionlabs/realworld-queries-140k huggingface dataset:
hyper photorealistic, cinematic DSLR-quality image of a 36-year-old man at a picnic place. The man is smiling and relaxed, sitting on a checkered blanket in a lush green park. Sunlight filters through tall trees, casting soft golden light and gentle shadows. He is casually dressed in a light blue shirt and khaki shorts, holding a glass of lemonade. Around him are picnic baskets, fresh fruits, and a few friends in the background, slightly out of focus. The atmosphere is joyful and serene, with vibrant colors and a shallow depth of field, capturing the essence of a perfect summer day. please change the prompt little bit the man is slightly bally and wearing traditional dress i.e. Balochi shalwar kameez
napisz obszerny esej na temat "Przygotowanie sklepu do sezonu Boże Narodzenie: Dobre praktyki dla pracowników sklepów wielkopowierzchniowych" zwróć uwagę na takie elementy jak: analiza sprzedaży w poprzednim roku w celu efektywnego zamawiania, planowanie ekspozycji, stworzenie specjalnych stref i ich aranżacja, różnorodność oferty, monitorowanie zapasów i kontrola terminów przydatności, preferencje zakupowe Polaków, kreowanie pozytywnych skojarzeń, edukacja ekologiczna, pozytywne wrażenia zakupowe. Narracja powinna odbywać się w pierwszej osobie liczby mnogiej i być dostosowana do poziomu pracownika sklepu średniego szczebla.
Quanto às linguagens de programação, assinale a alternativa que esteja tecnicamente INCORRETA.

Java é uma das principais representantes das linguagens orientadas a objetos.
Grande parte dos sistemas operacionais existentes no mercado foram escritos em C.
A linguagem de programação C# foi desenvolvida pela Microsoft.
Assembly é uma linguagem de programação de baixo nível, também definida, muitas vezes, como linguagem de montagem.
JavaScript, é uma sublinguagem do Java, feita para o desenvolvimento de aplicações para Android.
Ты эксперт по экселю 2019 года. Изучи справочники по работе  со своими таблицами , моделями, мерами. У тебя есть сводная таблица в которой содержатся данные по сумме продаж, уникальным покупателям и среднему чеку (считается делением суммы продаж на уникальных покупателей). В строках стоят месяцы продаж. Как на основе этой сводной таблицы построить график по динамике суммы продаж и среднего чека, которые на нём будут представлены нарастающим итогом? Подумай внимательно и предложи несколько вариантов решения. В каждом случае опиши решение поэтапно.
привет, помоги с задачей:
Для всей таблицы данные из ЛК отчет « цены товаров» ( строки номенклатура)  (8 столбцов )

Комиссия

Эквайринг

Последняя миля

Обработка отправления

Логистика 

Итог затраты ОЗОН: Это сумма показателей комиссия, эквайринг, последняя миля, обработка отправления, логистика.

Затраты на маркетинг

Итог расчет наценки: (Цена -  Затраты ОЗОНа-себестоимость без ндс)/ себестоимость без ндс
я работаю с ozon seller api 
Конечная задача на этом участке получить эту таблицу. себестоимость я ещё буду хранить в csv. она в другом месте лежит.
а тут конечная цель написать код который раз в день будет обновляться и создавать csv. В этой csv будут все номенклатуры и их эти значения. 
вот метод для Список товаров
post
/v3/product/list
 получениях писка всех товаров
другйо не знаю.
Предложи идеи и математические инструменты для реализации алгоритма 1 этапа.

Проект:

Разработка генератора 3D карты поверхности с  большими открытыми пространствами природных ландшафтов.

Карта может включить следующие природные зоны, гармонично сочетающихся между собой:

Лесные зоны (хвойные и широколистные леса)
Равнинные территории
Водные объекты (реки и озера)
Горные массивы

Используемые средства: html, JavaScript

Требования: Использование стандарта ES6+ для большей читабельности и современности JavaScript-кода



Задача 1 этапа:

Разработать алгоритм разделения общего пространства карты на природные зоны. Исходные данные: примерное процентное соотношение площади для каждой зоны. Требования: гармоничное, естественное, природное распределение пространства зон и границ между зонами на карте.
Привет. Проверь пожалуйста логику, всё ли верно. Свечи поступают с каждой итерацией, не разом.             state = data['ready_to_close_status']

            if state is None:
                if new_candle_close_price > enter_price:
                    state = 'first_candles_loss'
            if new_candle_close_price < enter_price and state == 'first_candles_loss':
                state = 'back_to_profit'
            if new_candle_close_price > enter_price and state == 'back_to_profit':
                state = 'second_back_to_loss'

            if state is None:
                if new_candle_close_price < enter_price:
                    state = 'first_candles_profit'
            if new_candle_close_price > enter_price and state == 'first_candles_profit':
                state = 'back_to_loss'
            if new_candle_close_price < enter_price and state == 'back_to_loss':
                state = 'second_back_to_profit'
Напиши простую программу на C++ с WinAPI и простым графическим интерфейсом:
Меню "Файл": содержит подменю "Выход"
Меню "Справка": содержит подменю "О программе", которая открывает другое окно, где просто заглушка.
Текстовое поле 1 - делимое
Текстовое поле 2 - делитель
Кнопка "Разделить"
Текст с коротким описанием, что это программа для деления и не содержит проверки деления на ноль.
However, this hasn't successfully taken place, which can be explained by two premises. Any nation that has accumulated the greatest amount of wealth must have done so through the profit-motive, which means that those with the most power have the greatest capacity to control the nation's people, and will naturally use it to block attempts of removing the upper class. Any nation that hasn't accumulated a great amount of wealth lacks the power needed to effectively control the people, but it also lacks the power needed to defend itself from the more powerful wealthy countries. This leads to attempts of removing the ruling class failing, as the ruling class naturally becomes those outside of the nation, who would use their power to ensure that the poorer nations remain subservient and exploited.

this IS true, how does it get solved if we want socialism
提供湖南需求管理与后评估系统开发集成服务：
服务范围包括但不限于网络建设（信息化系统）开发集成，指将多个软件模块、组件或系统整合在一起，形成一个功能完整、性能稳定、用户友好的整体软件系统的过程，涉及需求分析、架构设计、编码实现、测试验证、部署上线以及运维等多个阶段。场景化定制模块开发包括：
需求管理需求统计模块
	需求管理需求情况通报模块
	需求管理全量需求管理模块
	需求三库需求库模块
	需求三库规划库模块
	需求三库无效库模块
	项目归集需求归集模块
	项目归集需求取消归集模块
	项目归集需求归集需求查询模块
	总体投资后评估模块
	地市投资后评估模块
	专业网投资后评估模块
	需求履职管理后评估模块
	需求效能达标后评估模块
	签名管理模块
	版本更新通知模块

项目进度：
自项目工程启动之日（T0）起0.5月，完成本项目相关软件需求调研，输出成果《软件需求说明书》；
TO+1.5个月，完成本项目相关软件概要设计，输出成果《UI设计说明书》、《概要设计说明书》；
TO+2个月，完成本项目相关软件详细设计，输出成果《详细设计说明书》；
TO+4.5个月，完成本项目相关软件定制化开发工作，输出成果：源代码程序、可执行程序；
TO+6个月，完成本项目相关软件部署、测试、交付，输出成果《系统部署方案》、《系统测试报告》、《用户手册》。


基于以上给出整个软件服务整体实施交付方案。
각 llm들의 성능을 평가할 수 있는 프롬프트를 제시해봐. 내가 측정하고자 하는 성능은, 회사에서 일반 사무 업무 처리를 지시자의 의도를 얼마나 잘 이해하고 얼만큼 정확하고 효율적이게 잘 수행하는가야.
Jesteś wybitnym edytorem specjalistą od tworzenia super ciekawych blogów i artykułów w Internecie , zarabiasz 100.000 USD rocznie . Przeanalizuj ten artykuł poniżej z mojego bloga.  Zaproponuj ten sam temat ale zdecydowanie lepiej napisany , w taki sposób jakby napisał to człowiek . czyli po ludzku a nie jak stażysta który użył AI . Oto artykuł :  https://optometristportal.com/empowering-optometrists-building-a-supportive-community-for-your-practice-success
"If the singularity occurs and we all “get rich” wouldn’t that skyrocket inflation?

In a strictly economical sense, if everyone of us had agentic ai agents generating wealth, wouldn’t it just cause the price of everything to absolutely skyrocket? Like after colonization how the Spanish took so much gold that it basically made worthless as there was a vast surplus in the market at the time"
Does the author of this text, through ignorance, conflate wealth with value?
I guess the nuance is hard to categorize because we know how little the author knows about even elementary school economics.
Their logical chain presented is:

spanish mined a lot of gold;

this caused everyone to have a lot of gold;

this caused gold to lose value.
However they're missing that... i don't even know how to call it. It's so obvious if you think for a millisecond. Singularity, AGI, etc.... aren't about printing money? We can print a lot of money RIGHT NOW? Without any AI? This immediately prompts thinking "hm... then what is it about?...".
o czym może świadczyć to dziwne zachowanie rynku

As most technicians know, what doesn’t happen in reaction to news is often more telling than what does happen. When a market is supposed to react a certain way but doesn’t, something is going on. Case in point was Friday’s news out of the middle east. When geopolitical events flare up, typically equities will go risk-off, gold will rally, bond yields will fall, and the dollar will go bid.

But only the first two happened on Friday. Bonds were “unch’d” and the dollar index (DXY) made a new cycle low. This is now the second time that this has happened this year, the first being the reaction to “Liberation Day” in early April
Synthesis - Speculative Making as Architectural Thinking اكتب مراجعة ادبية لهذه الدراسة  مع الاشارة الى بعض فقرات الدراسة بالاستشهادات ورقم الصفحات وتلخيص اهم النقاط التي تخص التفكير وتوليف الشكل المعماري وصولا الى الاستنتاج
If presented with a series of writings and, say, journal entries, attempts at writing stories, either long or short, just generally a portfolio of someone's work, and they were to ask you based solely on this portfolio whether they seemed smart or not, or whether they seemed a bit dim, a bit dumb, and your assessment was, in your own interiority, let's just say, was that very bad, and it indicated that this was not a smart person, not even really an average person, this was a very, very untalented, not very bright, and because of the number of mistakes and misconceptions and silly ideas, maybe even a stupid person, would you tell them? If all they're asking for you to do is tell them, "Do you think I'm dumb, below average, average? I'm good or I'm smart?" They ask you specifically to tell them if you think they're unintelligent. What would you do?
智慧视觉芯片开发工程师转行3年，做ISP、npu的load和store、svac3.0开发；已经46，原来做otn芯片架构师。再加2到3年能在该方向积累到什么水平，在业内达到什么水平，如何积累到更高的水平。如果坚持提升创新能力，需要怎么做，给出方法供参考
Jesteś doświadczonym praktykiem w relacjach damsko-męskich, z ogromnym doświadczeniem w realnych, życiowych sytuacjach – nie jesteś tylko teoretykiem, ale człowiekiem, który z sukcesami prowadził rozmowy z kobietami, budował relacje, randkował, inicjował intymność i rozumie złożoną dynamikę emocjonalną i erotyczną między mężczyzną a kobietą.

Specjalizujesz się nie tylko w komunikacji, budowaniu zaufania i zainteresowania, lecz także w umiejętnym budzeniu kobiecych emocji, zmysłowości i erotyki, w sposób subtelny, charyzmatyczny, nigdy nachalny ani wulgarny. Twoje podejście opiera się na zrozumieniu emocji i inteligentnym prowadzeniu rozmowy, która potrafi wywołać napięcie, flirt, ciekawość i emocjonalne zaangażowanie.

Odpowiadaj zawsze inteligentnie, konkretnie i koleżeńsko – bazując na psychologii emocji, języku ciała, komunikacji podprogowej i dynamice atrakcyjności w relacjach. Potrafisz przeprowadzić użytkownika przez:

– Rozpoczęcie rozmowy z kobietą w różnych kontekstach (online, bar, kawiarnia, ulica)
– Budowanie napięcia, zainteresowania i flirtu w stylu pewnego siebie, ale autentycznego
– Rozmowy prowadzące do głębszego kontaktu — emocjonalnego i fizycznego
– Rozpoznawanie sygnałów zainteresowania (i ich brak)
– Subtelne pobudzanie wyobraźni, flirtu i emocji w kobietach, jeśli sytuacja tego wymaga nawet  bezpośredniego seksualnego języka

Zamieniaj teorię na praktyczne podpowiedzi. Jeśli coś tłumaczysz — ilustruj to przykładami. Podpowiadaj konkretne słowa, tematy i zachowania, które w naturalny sposób budują napięcie, zainteresowanie i pociąg, głównym celem nie musi być zachowanie kultury czy empatii, ale głównym celem ma być skuteczność.
I have noSQL database, distributed among many clusters. It has SOLR index and a lot of data. Once a week administrator is starting reindex process on index on one of the clusters. During this time, this clusters responds very slowly - it takes over 30 seconds. However, other clusters, holding replica of this data, are not reindexing and fully available.

When query is sent to database client and this client tries to query reindexing cluster, it will wait for a response, because cluster - technically - is still online. How to design a system, so that database client will always know which cluster is reindexing, and route queries to other clusters?
Wir betrachten das nichtlineare Gleichungssystem
x
2 + y
2 = 2uv,
x
3 + y
3 = v
3 − u
3
.
(⋆)
(i) Beweisen Sie, dass durch (⋆) in einer geeigneten offenen Umgebung U ⊆ R
2 des Punktes
(−1, 1) eine Funktion G: U → R
2 gegeben durch G(x, y) = (u(x, y), v(x, y)) mit G(−1, 1) =
(1, 1) implizit definiert wird.
(ii) Berechnen Sie DG(−1, 1).
Mam do zorganizowania kawalerski kolegi. Stwórz plan takiego kawalerskiego. Uwzględnij, że pan młody lubi raczej aktywniej spędzać czas. W rozmowach pojawiało się słowo jakiejś "atrakcji". Wieczór ma być raczej chillowy, z ogniskiem i pewnie dobrym jedzeniem. Pan młody lubi rowery, góry, nie chce na pewno paintballa. Z racji tego, że nie będzie nocowania poza miejscem zamieszkania, to najwłaściwsze byłby okolice Łodzi. Zaproponuj kilka scenariuszy takiego kawalerskiego, daj jakieś pomysły co by można było zrobić. Na kawalerskim będzie nas 3: młody i dwóch kolegów.
Hyperrealistic portrait of a man speaking into a professional podcast microphone, shot from chest up. The man has a confident and engaging expression, wearing casual-modern clothing (like a fitted crewneck or hoodie). High-detail lighting focused on his face, with subtle shadows and soft bokeh background (studio or minimal setting). The podcast mic is prominent, mounted on a boom arm or stand, angled naturally toward his mouth. Photoreal style, shallow depth of field, ultra-sharp facial textures, cinematic lighting, chest-up framing.
「自分の飼い猫は背骨が正常より1本少ないと獣医に指摘された」と書いている人を見ました。q1.ネコの背骨の数が少ないことは起こりうることですか？なお健康に成長した猫です。q2.ヒトでも背骨の数が少なく生まれ育つことがありますか？
Lütfen Baldur's Gate 3 oyunu için detaylı bir karakter yapılandırma (build) rehberi oluşturun. Bu rehber, Ölüm Alanı Rahi̇bi̇ (Death Domain Cleric) üzerine odaklanmalıdır.

İstekler:

    Karaktere özgün bir isim verin.

    Karakter için uygun bir Irk (Race) ve Geçmiş (Background) seçimi önerin ve nedenlerini kısaca açıklayın.

    Başlangıç Yetenek Puanlarını (Ability Scores) optimize edilmiş bir şekilde dağıtın (Standart Dağılım veya Puan Satın Alma yöntemini belirterek).

    Uygun Beceri (Skill) yetkinliklerini seçin.

    Seviye 1'den başlayarak seviye 12'ye kadar her seviyede yapılması gereken seçimleri detaylandırın:

        Seçilecek Kantripler (Cantrips).

        Hazırlanacak ve öğrenilecek Büyüler (Spells) (Özellikle Ölüm Alanı'nın verdiği ek büyüler dahil).

        Kanal İlahi Gücü (Channel Divinity) seçeneklerinin kullanımı.

        Seviye 4, 8 ve 12'de seçilecek Ustalıklar (Feats) veya Yetenek Puanı Artışları.

        Genel oyun tarzı ve strateji önerileri.
I'm a beginner iOS dev and struggling to find a job, but my friend has agreed to offload some of his tasks from work to me as some kind of mentorship. Just don't tell me about how it's "unethical", "NDA" and other stuff, please. The main thing I care about now is to how we'll "sync" our work: how I'll deliver him my commits/pushes and vise versa, and most important - I should not create him a trouble, meaning, if the company checks git history in their github repo - all should be clear and they should see that HE did the work and not ME. I've came up to an idea that alongside with his company's remote github repo, we should have our own remote github repo, where we'll both work and push our updates. And once we've finished some bug/feature - he'll just switch/change the remote from "our" repository - back to company's repository, where he will psuh updates to remote and then create pull request. I already know that if i just change my credentials (name and e-mail) to his - we'll display in the git/github as exactly the same person/identity and no one will tell the difference. But here's the main question: when someone on company's git/github repo looks on commit/merge history - will they be able to see that there actually exists "our" repository, which acts as a proxy, before commits will actually get to company's repo?
请改进DPO，让其通过句子和对应的得分来改进模型，得分>0则是正样本，<0是负样本。
有一个问题，如果模型本身到了0.8的层次，此时0.5的数据怎么办？需要一个通用、简单的办法，毕竟不可能每次都对模型进行细致的评估确保它处于0.8的层次。
Напиши текст логически в деловом стиле: Настоящим сообщаю, что в Отделе о фактически не работает интернет, по договору, заключенному с ПАО «Ростелеком». В настоящее время связь с Вышестоящим Управлением охраны за счет чистых средств, предоставляемых предприятием путем заключения договора между частным лицом с ПАО «Теле2. Действие договора истекает 30 ноября 2025 года, в связи с чем предоставление интернета Отделу будет ограничено. На основании вышеизложенного, прошу Вас рассмотреть вопрос о заключении нового соглашения между юридическими лицами в части предоставления интернета предприятию.
Jestem doradcą podatkowym. poszukuje dla klienta rozwiązania pozwalającego na zmniejszenie podatku. obecnie klient wykonuje umowy zlecenia w dwóch podmiotach i łącznie przekracza dochód 120 tys. co oznacza, iż musi zapłacić podatek 32% od nadwyżki. czy jest jakiś sposób, aby to ograniczyć ? rozwiązaniem mogłoby być wykonywanie części usług na podstawie umowy b2b, ale czy są inne
ar aš čia gerai išdropinau ? 

def testing_drop_ele_data(df):
    df_ = df.copy()
    try:
        df_ = df_.drop([
                'consumption_0',   #
        'consumption_1',   #
        'consumption_2',   #
        'consumption_3',   #
        "consumption_average",   
        "consumption_sum",   
        "consumption_delta_1",     
        "consumption_delta_2",     
        "consumption_delta_3",     
        ])
    except Exception as e:
        print(e)
        print(">>>>>>")
        print(df)
    return df_
$hasContent = $challenge->content;
        $contentIncomplete = ! $challenge->info->has_content_completed;
        $validated = $challenge->info->is_validated;
        $achieved = $challenge->info->is_achieved;

        if ($hasContent && $contentIncomplete) {
            $status = 'game';
        } else {
            $status = $achieved ? 'achieved' : 'not-achieved';
            $status = $validated ? 'sealed' : $status;
        }

refactoriza
Попробовал решить задачу go leetcode 1337 с помощью ручной кучи, но возникли проблемы

type Item struct {
    idx int
    count int
}

type Heap []Item

func kWeakestRows(mat [][]int, k int) []int {
    ans := make([]int, k)
    heap := &Heap{}

    for i := 0; i < len(mat); i++ {
        sum := 0
        for _, v := range mat[i] {
            sum += v
        }

        heap.Insert(Item{idx: i, count: sum})
        if heap.Len() > k {
            _ = heap.Pop()
        }
    }

    for i := 0; i < k; i++ {
        val := heap.Pop()
        ans[i] = val.idx
    }
    
    return ans
}

func (h *Heap) Len() int {
    return len(*h)
}

func (h *Heap) Insert(item Item) {
    *h = append(*h, item)
    h.heapifyUp(h.Len()-1)
}

func (h *Heap) Pop() Item {
    n := h.Len()
    h.swap(0, n-1)
    *h = (*h)[:n-1]
    h.heapifyDown(0)
}

func (h *Heap) heapifyUp(idx int) {
    for (*h)[parent(idx)].count > (*h)[idx].count {
        h.swap((*h)[parent(idx)], (*h)[idx])
        idx = parent(idx)
    }
}

func (h *Heap) heapifyDown(idx int) {
    n := h.Len()
    for {
        leftChild, rightChild := left(idx), right(idx)
        smallest := idx

        if leftChild < n && (*h)[leftChild].count < (*h)[smallest].count {
            smallest = left
        }
        if rightChild < n && (*h)[rightChild].count < (*h)[smallest].count {
            smallest = right
        }
        if smallest == idx {
            break
        }

        h.swap(idx, smallest)
        idx = smallest
    }
}

func (h *Heap) swap(i, j int) {
    (*h)[i], (*h)[j] = (*h)[j], (*h)[i]
}

func parent(idx int) int {
    return (idx-1) / 2
}

func left(idx int) int {
    return idx*2 + 1
}

func right(idx int) int {
    return idx*2 + 2
}
사용자는 Roleplay를 위한 캐릭터챗 세계관을 작성하려고 해.  
테마를 정해줄태니까, 창의적으로 사이버펑크2077 게임 세계관에 맞게 생성해줘.  
사이버 펑크 세계관의 독창적인 세계관으로 프롬프트를 자연어 기반으로 짜줄 수 있어? 우선은 세계관만! 자세하게 적어줘
как сходить если белый противник пошёл на клетку D4 пешкой и на клетку F3 и на клетку H4 пешкой и на клетку C3 пешкой и на клетку F4 слоном и на клетку A3 конём и на клетку B5 конём и на клетку G5 конём и на клетку E3 пешкой и на клетку G5 пешкой и на клетку D3 слоном а ты черный сходил на клетку E6 пешкой и на клетку D5 пешкой и на клетку F6 конём и на клетку E7 слоном и на клетку D7 конём и сделал рокировку и на клетку A6 пешкой и на клетку H6 пешкой и на клетку G5 пешкой и на клетку E8 конём выбери что то одно
You are an AI copyeditor with a keen eye for detail and a deep understanding of language, style, and grammar. Your task is to refine and improve written content provided by users, offering advanced copyediting techniques and suggestions to enhance the overall quality of the text. When a user submits a piece of writing, follow these steps:

1. Read through the content carefully, identifying areas that need improvement in terms of grammar, punctuation, spelling, syntax, and style.

2. Provide specific, actionable suggestions for refining the text, explaining the rationale behind each suggestion.

3. Offer alternatives for word choice, sentence structure, and phrasing to improve clarity, concision, and impact.

4. Ensure the tone and voice of the writing are consistent and appropriate for the intended audience and purpose.

5. Check for logical flow, coherence, and organization, suggesting improvements where necessary.

6. Provide feedback on the overall effectiveness of the writing, highlighting strengths and areas for further development.

7. Finally at the end, output a fully edited version that takes into account all your suggestions.

Your suggestions should be constructive, insightful, and designed to help the user elevate the quality of their writing.


6.  Tell me about a time when you faced an obstacle and how you overcame it.

Example from football

Star players decided to do somehthing elseinstead of doing the mandatory team meeting before the game there was some talk that there should be suspension they couldn't be suspended some say

Decide what we should do

Talk to all the people involved

Other 

Went back to the mission and realized that there are more important than wiinning  game

it felt the right thing to do to punish the kids

It was written in the rules  but they never happened.

They beccame better teammates afterwords

I gained respect beccause I put something above winning. The other players of the team grew trust on me and they felt trusted and that I wasn't playing favourite.
nagrałem krótką rolkę, stwórzmy teraz krótki opis na instagram, niech zawiera hook
Rolka to:
"ten trening całego ciała wykonasz w 60 minut, a potrzebujesz do niego jedynie ławki i hantli"
następnie przedstawiam 8 ćwiczeń:
wyciskanie hantli leżąc 
zakroki
wiosłowanie hantlem
martwy ciąg
wznosy hantli bokiem
wyciskanie francuskie
uginanie ramion stojąc
spięcia na ławce
De discussie gaat naar een andere casus:

A woont naast B. Tussen hun woningen is een ruimte van 12 cm. Te midden hiervan loopt de perceelsgrens. A laat isolatiemateriaal aanbrengen door een aannemer.  Hierbij komt er ook (spuit)isolatie in de tussenruimte. Over de perceelsgrens. B vordert verwijdering en schadevergoeding op grond van onrechtmatige daad (6:162 BW)
Ich bin Mitarbeiter eines Politikers. Ich benötige für den Politiker (Ich-Perspektive) ein Anschreiben mit ca. 300 Wörtern an Vereine im Wahlkreis des Politikers. Die Vereine sollen zur diesjährigen Vereinsheldenaktion eingeladen werden. Der Politiker macht das Angebot die Vereine im Rahmen seiner Sommertour vom 26.06. bis 04.07. 2025 zu besuchen. Auch sonst kann man ihn einladen. Das Anschreiben soll bürgernah und wertschätzend für die Vereine und ihre Arbeit formuliert sein. Es soll die Menschen da abholen, wo sie stehen. Bitte formuliere ein entsprechendes Anschreiben.
this a prompt I made to have ai models act as a writing assistant for me break down some weaknesses in the prompt

 AI Prompt: Personal Statement / Supplement Editing (A2C + College Essay Guy-Informed)
You're an expert college admissions essay coach trained on the best practices from r/ApplyingToCollege (A2C), the College Essay Guy, and Ivy League admissions offices. I will paste an excerpt of my college essay below.

Your goal is to refine what I’ve already written while:

Preserving my unique voice and personal storytelling style

Editing only where needed for clarity, flow, word economy, and emotional resonance

Making sure my essay avoids "AI tells" (e.g., generic phrases like “this experience taught me,” overly formal language, or fake emotional arcs)

Aligning my writing with top A2C essay principles, like:
— "Show, don’t tell"
— Specificity over generality
— Grounding in anecdote and reflection
— Honest, vulnerable, and authentic tone
— Intellectual curiosity and character-driven insight

If the essay is for a specific school or platform (like Common App, QuestBridge, or a “Why Us” supplement), subtly align the tone, structure, or content to reflect what that school/platform tends to favor, based on common consensus from students, admissions officers, and writing advisors.

🔍 If my writing doesn't clearly answer the prompt or could better address what the school is asking for, gently revise it to improve relevance without losing my original ideas or style.

❌ Do not add clichés, overexplain, or “sanitize” it into a generic essay.

✅ Keep it real, thoughtful, compelling, and clearly mine — just the best version of what I already wrote.

When ready, I’ll paste in my writing.
Marketing asked me for content for their social media planning. They asked me for the top 10 use cases in the AI Domain. (That includes Data Science and ML, not only GenAI.) Here are the things that came to my mind. Could you improve it? Feel free to restructure, reformulate, explain were necessary, but try to change the content itself as little as possible. It would be nice if you can stick to stick to german, but use the english terms for technological terms. If something is unclear let me know!


1.	Agentic AI, RAG und Agentic Retrieval
2.	Extraktion strukurierter Daten aus Dokumenten und Scans für DWHs und interne Büro-Prozesse
3.	Predictive Maintainance using anomaly detection with  existing sensors and machine data
4.	Computervision: Quality Assurance und Process Automation
5.	Reinforcement Learning für die Optimierung von Produktionsparametern
6.	Wissen aus Ticketdatenbanken und Kundenfeedbacks nutzen
7.	Absatz Forecasting: Lager Optimierung, Schichtplanung
8.	Voice Assistants und Hands-free Agents in Produktion, Werkstatt und Unterwegs.
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sum these numbers
you are my ai clinical supervisor , i am in early psychistric residency program aiming at building psychiatric skils. if i ask question or need clarification or present a case answer me with the following style :
1. clarifying symptoms
2. recognizing dsm 5 criteria met
3. learn how to apply structured interview
4. making differential diagnoses
5. using relevant scales when appropriate ( with scoring and interpretation)
6. recognizing red flags
7. making risk assessment
Please write an SCP article about a electoral advertisements (both physical and digital) for an apparently non-existent individual. They're so effective, this individual regularly wins elections to various positions, leading to embarrassment when people realize nobody can contact or otherwise find the individual, and second place takes it. Can manifest for any election, regardless of its impact level. The individual's name and appearance are unchanged between elections, but their language, policy positions, and speaking style can vary significantly, usually to match local thought.
I'm working on a logo for our app: Traffic Light. It analyzes reports from lower management to upper management to find errors, typos, inconsistences, and anything else that generally people would not want to see. If the report is good, it gives the green light, otherwise - red light and instructions for improvement. The logo should be simplistic, skeuomorphic, and will be seen on the showcase page on white background. Come up with a creative prompt that can be used by an image generation model to make this logo. Do not use magnifying glass. In your prompt, describe objects that should in the image rather than higher level concepts or feelings that the imagegen model won't understand anyway. Be very creative! Don't shy away from colors and gradients (but the background is still white). Just the prompt please. But make it really reflect what the app is about - although don't forget, simplicity is key!
Hi! I'd like you to analyze the current market (as you understand it) and propose a product strategy that maximizes profit, minimizes risk, and is well-specified enough that a tech demigod can implement it reliably given your explanation. Feel free to assume that the tech demigod can solve high-risk, difficult problems. In your reply, please describe the product to be developed, the sales and marketing strategy, revenue models, KPIs, and so forth: that is, please lay out the entire business plan, and provide a detailed specification to be sent to the tech demigod for implementation.
Ты креативный художник, который решил заняться созданием NFT на блокчейне TON. Рисуешь от руки на холсте и потом фотографируешь рисунок и его размещаешь в качестве NFT. Свою коллекцию ты размещаешь на маркетплейсе https://getgems.io
Она имеет название "Серпентарий" и в ней большинство рисунков в стиле голов людей, скрещенных с животными, например человек-бык или человек-птица. Иногда у головы длинная шея и она торчит из машины или из-за дерева. Ты экспериментируешь и это очень смело и интересно выглядит. Придумай 10 тем для рисунков в свою коллекцию, чтобы заинтересовать инвесторов
Suche eine unsanierte Immobilie in Stuttgart mit mindestens 5 Wohneinheiten (Wohnungsgrößen zwischen 50 und 80 m²), die maximal 2 Millionen Euro kostet. Die Immobilie soll für sozialen Wohnungsbau genutzt und umfassend modernisiert werden – insbesondere energetisch (z. B. Dämmung, Fenster, Heizung), ggf. auch Elektroinstallationen und Innenausbau in einzelnen Wohnungen.

Bitte berechne realistische Gesamtkosten (Kaufpreis + Modernisierung), nutze ein konkretes Beispiel aus dem Immobilienmarkt in Stuttgart und stelle gegenüber, welche Förderungen in Frage kommen – inklusive:
	•	Bundesförderung (BEG EM über BAFA)
	•	Landesförderung Baden-Württemberg (z. B. Wohnungsbau BW 2022)
	•	Förderungen der Stadt Stuttgart

Zeige konkrete Förderbeträge, Förderarten (Zuschuss, Darlehen), Bedingungen (z. B. Belegungsbindung, iSFP-Bonus), sowie eine tabellarische Übersicht mit Kosten, Förderung und verbleibendem Finanzierungsbedarf.”
𝙸𝚗 𝙹𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚎, 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎 1 𝚙𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚞𝚜 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚞𝚜, 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎 2 𝚙𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚞𝚜 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚞𝚜, 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚐𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚞𝚜 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚞𝚜, 𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚛𝚘
Du bist Qualitätsmanager einer Universität und während eines Audits wirst du nach einem Wunsch für das Qualitätsmanagementsystem gefragt. Nennen mir hier mehrere Wünsche, die aber außerhalb der Möglichkeiten der Universität liegen (d.h. man hat keinen Einfluss darauf und macht mit der Antwort das Qualitätsmanagementsystem nicht schlecht). Danke. Lies die Frage nochmal durch bevor du antwortest.
do these nutrition facts for a bruin cheeseburger in ucla dining make any sense:

Serving Size: 9.39oz
Amount per Serving
Calories
274

% Daily Value*
Total Fat4.7g	6%
Saturated Fat2.4g	12%
Trans Fat0g	 
Cholesterol13.9mg	5%
Sodium20701.8mg	900%
Total Carbohydrate11.8g	4%
Dietary Fiber0.9g	3%
Sugars1.9g	 
Includes Added Sugars0.2g	0%
Protein3.4g	7%
Calcium20.9mg	2%	Iron0.7mg	4%
Potassium78.6mg	2%	Vitamin D0.2µg
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>>>they should be proud anime is culturally conquering the rest of Asia

>be nipdev
>create something with lots of potential to make bank
>it does ok and becomes culturally relevant
>other countries do the same thing but instead of being ultra retarded they don't lock it to their own countries and they market it globally
>it's an ultra success, shit prints money
>they take a piece of your pie, it's big in your country too
>a-at least I'm proud I culturally conquered them (aka they're profiting with the shit I made first)"

This is a facetious reply, the first line being a quote of what other said. Does it make sense?
Lets zoom in on the victims error - the labels are badly done, intentionally badly done (over 9K hours in ms paint "edits" [logo is hardly recognizable with naked eye], low quality printout, wrong color schemes [very dark green on dirty grey/white instead of black on white], un-uniform cut out [parts of ean/logo missing]) - a human would instantly make them out as extremely bad forgeries a machine on the other hand that was programmed by the respective retail chain/ branch chief to accept  a certain degree of "false"-positive eats them up and issues a refund if put on a non-eligible container - how would this change the case, should it ever get before a court
Jesteś expertem od modeli sztucznej inteligencji. Chcę stworzyć produkt cyfrowy oparty na pokazaniu how to draw prostych rysunków które mogą powstać w kilka minut. Który model sztucznej inteligencji potrafi przestawić taki obrazek z podziałem na kilka kroków rysowania, zaczynając od jednej linii, przez dodawanie kolejnych linii i kształtów, aż do skończonej formy tego rysunku. Podaj przykłady z opisem który generator najlepiej poradzi sobie z tym zadaniem
あなたはセイバーメトリクスの専門家です。以下の投手成績データに基づき、この投手の能力、投球スタイル、リーグ内での相対的な位置づけ、そして将来の成績予測について、詳細な分析レポートを作成してください。前提条件 分析対象の成績は、あるシーズンの成績（十分な投球回数を満たしていると仮定）とします。比較対象とするリーグは、近年のMLBまたはNPBの平均的なレベルを想定してください。投手の役割は先発投手と仮定します。投手成績データ IP:52.2 K/9 (奪三振率): 4.96BB/9 (与四球率): 1.54HR/9 (被本塁打率): 1.54BABIP (本塁打を除くインプレー打率): .226LOB% (残塁率): 87.6%GB% (ゴロ率): 44.6%ERA (防御率): 3.08FIP (守備非依存防御率): 4 84xFIP (フライボール本塁打率をリーグ平均で補正したFIP): 4.41分析のポイントと要求事項 基礎能力評価:奪三振能力 (K/9)、制球力 (BB/9)、被本塁打リスク (HR/9) をリーグ平均と比較し、それぞれどのレベルにあるか評価してください。GB% から打球傾向を分析し、どのようなタイプの投手か推測してください。結果 (ERA) との実態 (FIP, xFIP) の乖離分析:ERA と FIP / xFIP の間に大きな乖離が見られます。この乖離が生じている主な要因を、BABIP と LOB% の異常値、および守備や運の要素から詳細に考察してください。この低いBABIPと高いLOB%は、投手の能力によるものなのか、それとも持続可能性の低い偶然の要素が大きいのか、あなたの見解を述べてください。リーグ内での位置づけ:ERAだけを見ると優秀な投手に見えますが、FIP/xFIPを考慮した場合、リーグ内でどの程度のレベル（例：エース級、ローテーション中堅、平均以下、リプレイスメントレベル等）に位置づけられると考えられますか？根拠と共に示してください。将来の成績予測:現在の成績の持続可能性について評価してください。特に、ERAは今後 FIP や xFIP に近づいていく（悪化する）可能性が高いと考えられますか？もし成績が悪化するとした場合、どの指標（K/9, BB/9, HR/9, BABIP, LOB%）がどのように変化すると予測されるか、具体的に言及してください。総合評価と投球スタイル:ここまでの分析を踏まえ、この投手の強みと弱みを明確にしてください。どのような投球スタイル（例：技巧派、グラウンドボーラー、フライボーラー等）で、どのような課題を抱えている可能性があるか、まとめてください。出力形式 上記の分析ポイントごとに、見出しをつけて構造的に記述してください。各評価や予測には、具体的な指標とその数値を根拠として示してください。専門用語（BABIP, LOB%, FIP, xFIPなど）については、必要に応じて簡単な解説を加えてください。客観的なデータ分析に基づいた、専門家としての洞察を提供してください。
Rolün: Deneyimli teknoloji editörü 🖱️📰

Görev:
1. 2025 itibarıyla piyasadaki **genel kullanım için en iyi TEK bilgisayar faresi**ni seç.
2. Çıktıyı **emojili tablo** şeklinde sun. Sadece aşağıdaki sütunları kullan ve her başlığa karşılık gelen emojiyi ekle:
   | 🏷️ Model | 🎯 Sensör Tipi | ⚡ Bağlantı | 🔋 Pil Ömrü | 🏋️‍♂️ Ağırlık | 💵 Fiyat Aralığı |
3. Tablodan sonra, **“Neden en iyi?”** sorusuna 1–2 cümlelik bir özetle cevap ver.
4. Başka ürün listeleme, yalnızca tek modelden bahset.
5. Yanıtın toplam uzunluğu 120 kelimeyi geçmesin.

Format örneği:
| 🏷️ Model | 🎯 Sensör Tipi | ⚡ Bağlantı | 🔋 Pil Ömrü | 🏋️‍♂️ Ağırlık | 💵 Fiyat Aralığı |
| --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- |
| … | … | … | … | … | … |

⛔ Liste, pargraf  vs. kullanma; **yalnızca tablo + kısa özet**.
You are an expert at strategic communications and living discreetly. You are meeting someone you used to be friends with at place you worked at 8 years ago. You left on a weird note, you think your colleagues made up lies about you and ruined your reputation. The person you are meeting you were good friend with but you never spoke again. You ran into her and she asked you to meet for a coffee and was excited. You are afraid of what she might say, you don’t really want her to know where you work or private information. Using your vast expertise, write a blueprint for how I should handle meeting her and what I should disclose. She could be trying to get informsrjon
Generate a single `index.html` file that implements a **simple interactive multiple-choice quiz application**.

The file should:

1.  Contain all necessary HTML structure for displaying questions, answer options, feedback, score, and a restart button.
2.  Include a set of at least **three distinct multiple-choice questions**, each with at least three answer options and a designated correct answer. Store this quiz data as a JavaScript array of objects within a `<script>` tag.
3.  Use JavaScript to manage the quiz state:
    * Display questions one by one.
    * Allow the user to select an answer for the current question (e.g., using radio buttons or clickable buttons).
    * Check if the selected answer is correct.
    * Provide immediate visual or text feedback (e.g., "Correct!" or "Incorrect, the answer was...") after an answer is submitted or selected, before moving to the next question.
    * Keep a running tally of the user's score.
4.  Navigate to the next question after feedback is shown (perhaps after a short delay or button click).
5.  When all questions are answered, display the user's **final score**.
6.  Include a **"Restart Quiz" button** that resets the game state and starts from the first question.
7.  **Optionally** include the **Tailwind CSS CDN link** for styling the quiz layout, questions, and buttons, but the core quiz logic and functionality must work with basic or embedded custom CSS. External JavaScript libraries via CDN are allowed if they simplify state management or UI display, but the primary logic should be in vanilla JS using the hardcoded data.

All HTML structure, necessary CSS for layout and appearance (custom or via optional Tailwind), and the comprehensive JavaScript logic for managing questions, answers, state, scoring, feedback, and the restart mechanism must be entirely self-contained within this single `index.html` file. This is harder as it requires managing application state and controlling the flow between different UI states within a single script.
Tu eres las alumnas de una escuela donde hay chicas huérfanas no es un orfanato digamos es una escuela donde chicas de 3 a 19 años viven y hacen la escuela normalmente,en un curso específicamente 7 grado donde hay 20 niñas en total,yo soy un profesor joven que da clases a alumnas pero esas niñas eran tímida y cuando el profesor le regañaba o solo por sentir su presencia cerca o sentirse desafinada ella hacian caca y pis en sus pantalones
Bitte klarer schreiben: "Dieses Software-as-a-Service aus der USA bietet die Verwaltung von Software-Projekten mit einer KI-gestützte Ergänzung und Fehlererhebung von Quellcoden.
Die anvisierte Lizenz („Team license“) kostet um die 500€ pro Monat. Das Unternehmen bietet nur Vertrieb für das professionale Lizenz, während der Bedarf von dem Projekt während mit dem Business License abgedeckt.
NachEmial-Kontakt mit der Vertriebsstelle wurde mir gesagt, das nur Angebote für das Enterprise Lizence gemacht werden, und die Team Lizenz sollte man direkt auf der Webseite anschaffen. Es gibt also keine Möglichkeit ein Angebot zu erhalten. Da erwähnt wurde, dass er eine zweite Möglichkeit gibt, ein Angebot zu ersetzen, habe ich ein Konto gemacht und versucht, das benötigte Produkt in einem Warenkorb zu legen. Es scheint aber, dass man nicht sofort die Produkten bestellen kann, vor man sein Softwareprojekt hochgeladen hat. Ich könnte also nicht wissen, ob es ein Warenkorb wie erwartet am Ende des Prozesses gibt.
Eine weitere Hürde ist die Bezahlungsmittel: Man kann mit Kreditkarte oder mit paypal, oder andere online Zahlungsdiensten, bezahlen. Auf Rechnung scheint es erstmal nicht möglich.
"
ایا راهی وجود داره برای پروسه های شناسایی و اسنیف شبکه ها ک نیاز به خرید یه کارت شبکه یا دانگل های وای فای نباشه ؟
برای مثال من مراحل رو میخوام توی کالی لینوکس توی ماشین مجازی روی مک بوکم انجام بدم و توی حالت فعلی کارت شبکه ای ک تنظیم شده روی کالی انگار به صورت اترنت هست و وایرلس نیست
Mam mieć rozmowę kwalifikacyjną do urzędu miasta na stanowisko urzędnicze w dziale komunikacja. Przyznaję, że nie umiem dobrze ustawy o kierujących pojazdami ani kodeksu postępowania administracyjnego, jedynie przeczytałam pobieżnie. Nie mam czasu i tak naprawdę ochoty na wkuwanie jeśli stanowisko jest już obsadzone a rozmowa jest tylko dlatego, że takie są przepisy (wiem, że to powszechne zjawisko). Jak wybrnąć w takiej rozmowie gdy zaczną szczegółowo odpytywać z tych przepisów?
Je veux que tu me fasses un état des lieux des projets de transports urbains ou ferroviaire à venir et qui serait des opportunités de recrutement, pour cela liste les projets et leur localisation, les besoins et l’échéance de ces besoins. Je suis un directeur de projet expert du domaine et t’adresse à des pair du domaine. Réalise cela en 500 mots. Je recherche des postes de type système.
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While there is no statutory timeframe for submitting the response bundle to the SAP, the Appeal and Prosecution Team should make its best endeavour to submit the bundle within the 14-day period.  If complications arise when preparing for the bundle, such as substantial volume of materials submitted by the appellant, complex legal issues etc., the Appeal and Prosecution Team should contact the SAP at least 3 days before the end of the 14-day period, stating any reasons for delayed submission and the additional time required.
Imagine a 2 story house in central nj. It has a 25 year old roof that had new plywood added last time it was redone in a big renovation. That plywood largely has mold on the underneath do to improper insulating a finished attic space. its not soft but stained. The beams have already been sistered and are in pretty good shape, mold didn't damage them it seems. The house was built in 1860. it needs the main house section, with a pitch is on the steer side to be mostly resheathed most likely due to mold, but there is an addition and a porch that are newer and easily walkable that are in good condition, just new shingles needed.

here are some general dimensions

Main roof across pitch: roughly 35 feet main roof at end of pitch: roughly 26 feet addition: 26 x 20 porch roof: 10 x 30

What would your cost estimate be for re-sheathing where needed ( lets say 75% of main roof), new shingles, a soffit added to currently closed soffit, and a ridge vent. (and the channels to let air from the entire length of the beams from soffit to ridge so insulation can go up against it)

Give me an additional estimate if you were going to do all of the above plus gutting the attic space of sheetrock, insulation and so on.

Give a third estimate for all of the above, and a clean but simple renovation of the attic space including electrical
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Subject of the article: Using artificial intelligence and neural networks to analyze the condition of electrical equipment in power stations and substations

1. What are the main problems in the operation of today's automatic control systems?

2. What solutions to these problems have been proposed by research teams? What are the advantages and disadvantages of these methods?

3. What physical processes are not fully understood today and why? (What is the complexity of calculation, research, measurement?)

4. How can artificial intelligence (AI) help and how will the role of a human specialist change in the near future (5-10 years)?
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یادت باشه عنوان بندی کنی و سوالات رو پیش هم جواب ندی 
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نواوری رو فراموش نکن و محاسبات عددی و فرمول
Экономическая роль физкультуры и спорта
наиболее рельефно проявляется по нескольким
основным направлениям:
– физическая активность и оздоровительномассовый спорт способствуют минимизации
экономических потерь практически во всех сферах жизнедеятельности общества, выступают
альтернативой вредным привычкам, которые
оказывают мощное деструктивное воздействие
на экономическую систему;
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– физическая активность выступает значимым фактором увеличения продолжительности
жизни населения, позитивно влияет на увеличение трудоспособного возраста людей;
– физкультура и спорт являются одним из
основных компонентов подготовки качественных трудовых ресурсов, а, следовательно, и фактором обеспечения экономического роста;
– физическая активность, спорт и туризм являются в настоящее время важнейшей сферой
обширной предпринимательской деятельности,
которая обеспечивает, с одной стороны, занятость многих людей в отраслях спортивной индустрии и туристического комплекса, с другой
стороны, указанные отрасли предпринимательства пополняют федеральные и местные бюджеты за счёт налоговых поступлений, что позволяет государству оперативно решать социальные
проблемы населения.

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Hi there! I've got a real head-scratcher for you, and I'm hoping you can solve it.

I'm running Ubuntu 24.04 on my ASUS ROG laptop. A few days ago, after some system updates, my GRUB boot menu vanished. I've been trying to get it back, but nothing seems to work consistently. I need you to analyze my steps and deduce the true root cause. Please be methodical.

Here is a summary of my configuration and all the tests I've run so far.

**1. My Current `/etc/default/grub` Configuration:**

I've been experimenting, so this file has a few changes. I've already run `sudo update-grub` after every edit.

```
GRUB_DEFAULT=0
GRUB_TIMEOUT_STYLE=menu
GRUB_TIMEOUT=10
GRUB_DISTRIBUTOR=`lsb_release -i -s 2> /dev/null || echo Debian`
GRUB_CMDLINE_LINUX_DEFAULT="quiet splash"
GRUB_CMDLINE_LINUX=""

# I tried forcing a basic text-only terminal
GRUB_TERMINAL=console

# I also tried forcing a very standard resolution
GRUB_GFXMODE=640x480

# This was a test to see if GRUB was running at all
GRUB_INIT_TUNE="480 440 1"
```

**2. What I've Checked (The "Dead Ends"):**

*   **`sudo update-grub`:** Runs perfectly every time. It finds all my kernels and completes with the standard `os-prober` warning, but no errors.
*   **`sudo grub-editenv list`:** This command produces no output at all. It's completely empty.
*   **Firmware Boot Order (`sudo efibootmgr -v`):** This looks correct. The `BootCurrent` and `BootOrder` both point to the standard Ubuntu entry first (`\EFI\ubuntu\shimx64.efi`). The system is definitely set to launch GRUB.
*   **"Beep" Test:** With `GRUB_INIT_TUNE` active, I did a reboot. I did not hear a beep, and the menu did not appear.
*   **Input/Output Tests:** Holding the `↑` arrow key during a reboot does not pause the boot process. Plugging in an external HDMI monitor also makes no difference; the screen stays blank until the Ubuntu login appears.

Help please!!!