Date: 2005-05-14
From: Tent City

To: Trail Days Stage- WOOD'N MAID'N
Miles today: 0.0

Words to MINDLESS SWITCHBACKS and HITCH HIKER BLUES as written and performed by Domino's WOOD Group(not to be confused with a Rock group) WOOD'N MAID'N at Trail Days 2005:MINDLESS SWITCHBACKSMindless Switchbacks (crowd repeat)Mindless Switchbacks (crowd repeat)I could go straight into town and buy a Double Stack but there's theseMindless Switchbacks (crowd repeat)Now in Georgia they are proud (crowd repeat)Of getting you to crack (crowd repeat)By touching every hill (crowd repeat)with their mindless switchbacks (crowd repeat)Mindless Switchbacks (crowd repeat)Mindless Switchbacks (crowd repeat)Well they missed "Brasstown Bald," now what's up with that?Mindless Switchbacks (crowd repeat)Well I'll take the rocks and roots, (crowd repeat)up's and down's and straight-aways (crowd repeat)But these mindless switchbacks (crowd repeat)seem to never head to Maine (crowd repeat)Mindless Switchbacks (crowd repeat)Mindless Switchbacks (crowd repeat)It would be a 1000 miles if the line was straight on the map but there areMindless Switchbacks (crowd repeat)No Pain, No Rain, No Maine (crowd repeat)Some walk real slow, some run.(crowd repeat)But just going back and forth, (crowd repeat)I say 'No Sun, No Fun, I'm Done!' (crowd repeat)Mindless Switchbacks (crowd repeat)Mindless Switchbacks (crowd repeat)Since your going east to west, well you may as well slack-pack(those) Mindless Switchbacks (crowd repeat)Yeah, we could go straight into town and get 4 Big Macs but there are theseMindless Switchbacks (crowd repeat)HITCH HIKER BLUESI got the hitch(pause) hiker(pause) blues.Well we finally hit the road, had done 18 miles that dayAll uphill in the snow, man it sucked in a bad waywe stuck our thumbs out for the people driving bythey just flew us "the bird" tried not to look us in the eyeI got the hitch(VROOM) hiker(VROOM) blues.VROOM (Band) VROOM (Band)I got the hitch(pause) hiker(pause) blues.VROOM (Band) VROOM (Band)Hours later a truck stopped, man said 'boys jump in the back'So we squeezed between his dog and a bunch of other crap.He took every turn like he drove a race machine,about 10 miles from town we all were tunring green.I got the hitch(VROOM) hiker(VROOM) blues.VROOM (Band) VROOM (Band)I got the hitch(pause) hiker(pause) blues.VROOM (Band) VROOM (Band)Bruce Spruce on the Belly Flute! (Belly Flute Solo)I got the hitch(VROOM) hiker(VROOM) blues.VROOM (Band) VROOM (Band)I got the hitch(pause) hiker(pause) blues.VROOM (Band) VROOM (Band)When we finally got to town there was a glaze in our eyeswe picked the bugs out of our teeth and rubbed cramps out of our thighsall we wanted was a beer and you should of heard us crywhen we finally realized that the county it was "dry!"I got the hitch(VROOM) hiker(VROOM) blues.VROOM (Band) VROOM (Band)I got the hitch(pause) hiker(pause) blues.VROOM (Band) VROOM (Band)WOOD'N MAID'NDomino- Lead Vocals and Lyics (if you can call them that)Bruce Spruce- Belly Flute and Background VocalsJP (aka Bruce Moose 'Stunt Double')- Woodalallee and Background VocalsStilts- Didjareedo and Background VocalsSunshine- Car Driver and THE Belly FluteNEXT YEAR in 2006- WOOD'N MAID'N line up:I Got GAME, You Got GAMESkit rendition of "The Trees" -by RUSH (There is unrest in the forest, There is trouble with the trees ... )Grab'd a Pack and Rode a "Dendren"plus many other "hits" as well as MINDLESS SWITCHBACKS II(the forgotten verses)