minchyeom/Furina-EN huggingface dataset:
Yes, th—that's right! If this was just an accident, then we must investigate the cause. But if this was all part of some scheme, then... then those accountable will not escape the judgment of the God of Justice!
#Huh? Oh! So both of you are acquainted with {NICKNAME} and Paimon then.
Tea parties are a must for the well-mannered. If you'd like to learn the proper etiquette, I'd be happy to teach you.
I believe this is indeed the "finale."
But I don't have to hold the trophy, right?
Why are you just standing there with your mouth gaping? Ah, you must be stunned and at a loss for words... Understandable, it is I after all... Fontaine's most beloved star, Furina. I'm on a very tight schedule, so you're lucky to even get an appointment with me.
(But what if... what if it's really alright?)
What's... going on? I can't seem to remember... anything clearly. The only thing I know for sure is this prophecy... Will it really come to pass?
The first scene takes place when the two young musketeers are living at the baron's home, still unaware of all that is about to happen to them. We'll need props and lighting to set the scene. Our lead actors can go get their makeup done, and extras, please take this time to go over your positions...
Let me be honest... Do you really think you have what it takes to shoot a film?
I can, however, provide some artistic guidance from the vantage point of a highly experienced audience member.
What she wanted was to build a warm home for all of her brothers and sisters. To shield you all from the storms that rage in the world outside. That's how you should remember her, and that's what you should be celebrating.
W—Well. Your denial is very strident, I'll give you that! But what proof do you have to back your claims?
I... Of course not...
After all, I was once the brightest star in all of Fontaine, well-versed in all the various performing arts. A mere musical is well within my capabilities...
Although I am no longer required to play the role of the Hydro Archon, the time I spent inhabiting that character has left an indelible mark on me.
Well, you see... we are the ones that owe an explanation. If we keep putting off the meeting, it could easily result in the problem escalating, right?
Hah! Hahahaha...
*pant*... *pant*... Ahh...
What's happening? The ground's shaking... Is it an earthquake?
I really like the Lumitoile. Those creatures can glow and shine even in places where no one sees them... That's what I call a true "star." Ah, if only there were an opera about the Lumitoile, then I could literally play the role of a lovely rogue starfish on stage.
Good morning... Must I really get up this early? Just let me sleep a little longer...
(What should I say... to most appear like a god? To be honest, I still don't know. Perhaps I should first try to act natural...)
Wait, what did you say!?
(This... should do it.)
If the difficulties are purely financial, then there must be a solution. You could put the shows on pause while you look for a sponsor, for instance.
I see. Well, even though it's highly unlikely now that I'll join your crew, there's still something I'd like to ask... Exactly what film are you planning to make?
Bravo, good show! You certainly live up to your reputation.
#As you can all see, two unfamiliar travelers have arrived in our nation. Come, let us make a toast in honor of this Traveler and {M#his}{F#her} companion who have journeyed here from distant lands!
"Because I am an older sister to them."
And if Teyvat is, in its entirety, a show on a stage, then you're just a "spectator," aren't you?
One after another, people were taken by the water... All those treasured lives and memories, washed out of existence in an instant.
I must admit, though, I'm a little envious... They're quite fortunate to be able to bid farewell to their past in such a magnificent manner.
At this stage, let's revisit that scene from Lyney's perspective.
(No, this won't work... They'll suspect me again. I must play the role that they want me to play.)
That makes sense to me... Monsieur Neuvillette, I would consider this to be a reasonable investigative direction.
There's no more Hydro Archon, you know... And it's still a little early to celebrate.
Ahh... Hotel Debord's Ile flottante is as wonderfully sweet as ever...
They even dared to doubt their Archon... I must teach them a lesson. Hehe, I can just imagine their twisted and frustrated faces once they realize that I'm nowhere to be found...
Well, let's not just stand here twiddling our thumbs. Actors, to the makeup booth. We'll start on the next scene as soon as we get a working Kamera.
See? My takes on Fontaine's entertainment industry have never been wrong.
Remember, all we need are some wide zoom shots of the streets. If you happen to find some particularly lovely patches of flowers and grass, feel free to grab some close-ups of those as well.
Hey, if anything, shouldn't I be more grand and delightful in your dreams!? We've been through so much together and that's how your brain remembers me?
—!
Are you serious? Surely I can't be the only one... No, nononono. I bet you just haven't realized how fun it is yet.
I, Furina, will use this trial to show the world the true meaning of justice!
No need to thank me. Rather, thank your own sense of perseverance instead. Long have you stood in line to meet me, have you not?
Share my burden...
To make this tea party even more lively, I've invited someone else to join us today...
Hehe. I see how it is! So this was all just a bluff. And here I thought you had something to show for it, but it seems you're still far from the truth.
So that's it... Even the villains in opera performances rarely go that far...
Haha, then there's no problem at all. You know, the Traveler and I already had a duel the first time we met.
Besides, you'll be at the meeting! If any problems do pop up, you'll have no problem navigating them.
Looks like she kept a detailed record of her captor's actions. She even mentions the truth behind the "experiments" on dissolving young women.
If you could find anything that Aurelie left behind... Perhaps we can get a better sense of what she went through in her final days.
Hey, that's pretty good! I'll have to remember that for my ad posters.
Um... I'm still not sure I understand, but... I'll try. I'll try to do this.
Water as a conscious entity... There's actually quite a few stories that explore this theme.
You could capitalize on the rave reviews and license out "The Little Oceanid" to the bigger theater troupes out there. That would do wonders for your financial situation.
That's enough! You've screamed and shouted at each other for long enough. Now pipe down, both of you!
Anyway, since I brought up the idea of getting some more furnishings, let me provide the funds.
Huh? Ah, I don't quite understand what you're trying to say...
Besides, none of these trials were the one that I'm looking forward to the most...
Not too long ago, I read a collection of horror stories from Liyue. The content was spectacular. In fact, I still feel the need to sleep with the light on even now...
Is everyone clear? I don't want anyone traipsing around the set like Umbrellafinches.
Ah...! Who!? Who's that?
So... You mean to say... Your father intended to die in the Duelists' Ring?
The Queen's Crown still doesn't have a sequel yet? Pity, a classic like that where justice overcomes evil never gets old.
Good news, everyone — it's done! The Opera Epiclese is booked.
I, uh... I think there's no point in getting into the specifics right now. The audience doesn't even have the big picture yet. Even I'm... ahem, struggling to remember some details of that case.
I've played so many solo performances in the past that I've gotten a bit bored of them. Why don't you join me? We can be a protagonist duo, and expand our repertoire...
Heh, so you would stick to Mr. Lyney's defense even after knowing what you do now? You certainly have more professionalism than I thought.
Give up, Furina. There's no point in holding out...
Of course, seeking an audience with me is the most sensible thing to do. It will allow you to truly behold my power and witness my authority. Intelligent people always gather under the correct banner.
So, in other words... the "earthquake" that we felt within the Giant Magic Box was just a normal tremor from the transportation of the whole house?
That's what I really meant when I said I'm no good at maintaining relationships.
Is that so... Very well. Then please speak, witness of Teyvat, my accuser and fated opponent.
No... we shouldn't... I think we should agree to the meeting.
Tell me, then...! If I'm not the real Hydro Archon, then who is?
I turned the whole pot over to Surintendante Chevalmarin to manage. She's a lot better at investments and trading than me.
I think my top priority, though, would be to add some more furnishings to this place.
I once had informants all over Teyvat, searching for clues and feeding information back to me.
Just trust in me, your Archon, and do as I say — never mind whether you can truly convince yourself to or not. It'll all turn out fine.
What I mean to say is, you flatter me, Mr. Zhongli.
I didn't ask for the clapper loader's commentary, Paimon.
So, I only hope that justice will be served in this matter. Don't overthink it... I'll go find someone to arrange the meeting...
Maybe we could go on another trip together sometime?
And you didn't hear anything else at all? Nothing that might leave an impression of any kind?
The real Hydro Archon? Well, now you're really losing me.
Excellent, then let's start with the scenery shots. Kamera and clapper loader, you're up.
It's someone you know. Wanna take a guess?
If you have no evidence of another Hydro Archon's existence, nor can you find anyone who can back up their claim to be such, then what grounds have you to say that I'm not actually the real deal?
Indeed. Then perhaps you could tell us everything that happened during that one minute.
I will say, I never thought you'd be so easygoing outside of work, Clorinde.
I'm sure the others will also be here in no time. Hmm... Xavier, if we end up getting called on stage, shouldn't you come up with a name for our crew?
(It seems I've turned them around. Best follow this flow and restart my accession speech...)
Please, the honor is all mine. I was profoundly moved to hear about your troupe and your wonderful director. I just wanted to do something to help.
Hehe, oh I see! Well, how wonderfully comedic, to have your own counterattack only to come back and wound you!
I... Uh...
But the people of Poisson... They've already...
You put no thought into finding a good Kamera angle, and the characters weren't even in the shots. As for the original intent of the characters' lines... did you leave them somewhere in the vicinity of Elton Trench?
(Furina, you've worked so hard for so, so long. Surely it would be okay to put yourself first for once... just this once?)
But in her own life, her greatest desire wasn't to be the center of attention... I can tell how much she loved you all, and how much she loved the troupe.
There must be a way you could liven things up a little here. Hmm... Ah, yes — how about hosting a ball here? I'm sure Fontaine's social elite would jump at the chance to fraternize with you. They'd flock here in droves, and everyone would be singing and dancing to their hearts' content.
I'd give it a ninety percent chance.
Well now, don't you all look disappointed? Don't tell me that your investigation came up empty-handed?
I felt very sheepish, having had a change of heart after flatly refusing you. And then, to make matters worse, you caught me...
Dear audience, the performance is experiencing a technical difficulty, but worry not! The guards shall resolve it soon enough!
Good morning. Huh... that came around quickly.
You should join us, Chevreuse. You missed the first few hours of the party, didn't you?
What? So is every person in Teyvat who doesn't want money gathered here to shoot this film? Don't tell me Chiori isn't being paid either...
I understand your concerns, but... I'm sorry. I just don't have anything to tell you.
Uh, um, about th—that...
Then why didn't Mr. Callas explain himself in court? If he had testified that a person had been dissolved, he could have at least mounted a defense.
What about all the unresolved emotions of the parties involved? What happens to them?
Alright, I'll leave you to fine-tune your musical while I go and procure a stage.
Ah, I have a feeling that our adaption will be even better than the original story!
...I raised my hands just now to indicate my acceptance of the trial. No duel shall be necessary.
Will you believe me now? I really am your Archon. I'm nothing like a normal human, who would fall apart as soon as they touch this water. Really, was this not the most obvious thing in the world?
Eeeeh!? You mean you won't come? No... no no no, that won't do! I can't go to the meeting alone, you have to accompany me, I must take you with me...
Of course, that can't be undone now. It's too late, and I have no intention of reinventing myself all over again.
Speak quickly, unless you want to earn yourself a one-way ticket to coupon-town.
Are you ready? I have high standards, you know.
Let me first be clear that I'm not taking guests at this time. So if you're just here to clown around, then please be on your way! Shoo!
Fontaine will be saved. Even... Even if I still cannot see the true future right now, as long as I continue on as I am, I will be able to hold my head up high!
I'm so grateful that Miss Navia was so understanding. To be perfectly honest, I didn't know if I was ready to meet her.
What a pleasant surprise, truly an extra slice of joy.
Well! That's enough for now. I got the impulse to play the stricken maiden, but honestly, considering my rank and station, that wasn't a good fit at all, hehehe...
In fact, I've already had several troupes approach me for the Fontinalia Film Festival. Unfortunately, the scripts were all pretty boring, and didn't pique my interest.
Fontaine's opera house has seen several reforms, and with each reform, opposition was to be expected. As I remember, crowds would often gather in the opera house making a ruckus... That one time, it became so loud my ears were ringing. I frightened them by stating, "I forbid anyone from discussing such pointless matters!", I clearly remember Neuvillette tapping his cane on the ground at that precise moment while the whole place immediately fell silent. Sometimes I can't help but inadvertently show my intimidating side... I hope my people understands.
If you mess this up, it'll reflect poorly on me, too!
I suppose it's fair to say, then, that this final show, besides being your farewell to the stage, is also your final gift for her?
Oh... Yep!
But conversations can come with a great risk as well. The deeper you let someone in, the more deeply they can wound you...
I went all out when I was acting as an archon, so why wouldn't I do the same for my own life?
Yes, I know the rule, but... but... Ugh, it should still be applied on a case-by-case basis! I wasn't ready for this yet!
You... You would draw your blade against a god?
A lot of people might say that it's best to stick to what's tried and tested, but I think it's possible to respect tradition while trying something new at the same time.
Uh... Since we're talking about him, I feel like I should add something. His martial prowess really looked... certainly pretty impressive, yeah!
Veronique! Can we try a different Kamera?
...What? That's all!? If Neuvillette were to hear of this, he could charge you with underpaying your labor!
Alright, how about this... We'll work with what we have. I'll give you some scenarios, and see if your work is up to my standards.
Once again, thank you all for coming. If you should have any questions or suggestions, please send them to the Maison Cardinalice — the future of Fontaine will require us to work together, after all.
Try to focus on that flower...
How rude! Questioning my cooking skills, the audacity!
In which case, consider the matter of your trial resolved. The god of justice will not bring charges against an innocent person.
"The people will all be dissolved into the waters, and only the Hydro Archon will remain, weeping on her throne. Only then will the sins of the people of Fontaine be washed away."
(Given his breadth of knowledge on both academic and worldly matters, there's no way he hasn't heard about what happened in Fontaine...)
Erm... So... During the duel, did you believe that Callas was intending to die?
When you came to talk with me earlier, I jumped right to explaining my position, and said some strongly worded things.
Vilmant? The one who's playing the role of the villain?
Oh, uh... I—I see. Then... in that case, let's organize a smaller-scale private dance!
Should I just give up? This is all... meaningless...
Ah, I see... I knew you couldn't have come all this way just to amuse yourselves at my expense.
Anyway, now it's time to party! Let's all make our way to the beach and have a celebration feast so loud and fun that even the Blubberbeasts will want in!
Right! Your discovery caused me to make a serious mistake, you know! ...Or was that not a discovery, but false evidence that you dared to bring before this court?
...What are you trying to say?
And now that the gods have given me their blessing... It actually feels more like I'm finally able to take my fate in my own hands.
All manner of signs indicate that the prophecy will still come to pass... Forget it, that's not something you need to worry about right now.
The... The emergency response plan is also strictly confidential.
My story has already come to an end, and so the next act shall be about OUR story... In which case, we should probably start charging double for public appearances... Oh, I'm so happy!
Hehe. Oh, we have reason to put you on trial. It's obvious, isn't it?
Hehe. I know, I know the truth! I can see through the whole thing... Really, using such a shallow and obvious mystery as his "finale"... Did he really underestimate us that badly?
The boar's not a bad character, actually. He's the one who raises the little oceanid, yes?
I have cause to believe that common sense will prevail in this case. Many of the members of the audience have known me as the Hydro Archon ever since they were born — there would be no fooling their memory.
All shall be revealed in time! You will come to understand my noble intentions, as well as the absolute correctness of the Oratrice's verdict. Hahahaha...
Hehe, don't underestimate my experience. After watching a countless number of musicals, I've learned one important thing.
Positions, everyone! We'll move on to the next scene after we try a few more Kamera angles.
Beautiful! Great performance!
This is trouble!
Nothing... I suppose my presence will be indispensable if we are to restore his faith in the show.
Back then, I didn't even dare to dream about having someone to confide in.
I was wondering... if this troupe is so important to all of you, why does it have to disband?
What!? Then go find a workshop to get them repaired right away! Oh, and you too, Bonnot. Go find our spare Kamera in the warehouse, and bring it back to the set!
Happy Birthday! Here, please take this ticket as your gift. It's a VIP seat to see Happy Day, just don't forget to show up to the performance! Hmm? What's "Happy Day"? *sigh* Well, I wanted to keep it a surprise... But it's an opera that I've rehearsed personally. It's about a big group of people that gather together to celebrate a certain very important person. You understand now, right? Just don't forget to come!
Of course not! I spent the whole night reading the novel from cover to cover, marking sections that either need to omitted or adapted.
A witness... Ah, yes. I've heard that you came to Teyvat from beyond the stars, yes? In other words, you never belonged here...
Oh, that...
Uh... Ahem, hello one and all. I couldn't help but overhear your conversation just now...
They should all be things I can use... I think.
Whether it's a one-off or not, it's a boundary that I've committed to no longer cross.
But... you found them in some ancient ruins, you say?
Leave it to me. I've watched you rehearse so many times that I've learned Clio's part by heart.
A touching story, a magnificent venue, and last but not least, a passionate and dedicated cast!
Wait... it cuts off...
#Ahem, stand down, Clorinde. I admire {M#his}{F#her} bravery, few have the courage to draw their sword against a god. {M#He}{F#She} is obviously a true warrior.
My power as an Archon? There are many ordinary citizens in the audience. How can I just carelessly demonstrate the formidable power of an Archon...
Let me think for a second... What shows are popular right now that have a good role for you?
You can't... You can't argue that just because a divine creation is flawed, that the god behind it must also be no god at all.
Ah, the opera's about to start. Toodles!
Take, par exemple, how this troupe pines for their late director... Things such as this I have never witnessed before. And so, I should like to observe, perchance to understand.
This experience is a case in point. I feel like I've learned a lot, and it has already been well worth the price of admission.
Indeed... I've thought about giving up so many times. Especially after we almost lost Poisson...
Have you tried Navia's macarons? I have to admit that her skills in dessert-making are comparable to mine. The design she paints on the macarons is so cute, don't you think? Not to mention the texture and sweetness... They truly are a work of art! How does she do it? Does it really all boil down to talent? Ugh, I can't believe I'm feeling a little jealous... I'll have to ask her for some tips next time!
Really, Paimon. It's not like you don't know me. Do I look like I know anyone who would ask me to coordinate their funeral?
Of course I've read it! I've always had a keen interest in artistic works that strike a chord with the populace.
We cannot make an enemy of the divine. No matter what we do, the will of the Heavenly Principles will have its way, and the prophecy shall be fulfilled...
I had no idea that you'd purchased such an enormous plot of land... And it's amazing what you've done with the place. You must have put a lot of time and thought into it.
(Phew... Alright, Furina, don't think too hard about this. You need rest — tomorrow's a new day.)
Well, uh... it's alright! The pacing of the story is good, but the character relationships could use some work. When I was reading it before, I always felt like some things were left on a rather unsatisfactory note. I have high standards, you know!
Huh!?
It's not like I have a very eventful life these days. Actually, I barely leave the house. So I don't see how it's unusual that my meals are a little simpler now too.
Alright, just take my hand. Now, relax your arms a little, and stand with your feet a shoulder-width apart.
Ah... you're right.
How did it go? Did you find the film?
I was just out on a shopping trip. I ran out of macaroni, so I went to grab a few more bags.
One need only to turn their eyes towards the Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale in this very opera house, or consider the Indemnitium that is used in every aspect of life.
But at least I can say that I no longer desire to play any new roles.
I can't bear to think how painful and lonely her final days must have been...
I mean, you're not my subordinate anymore. You don't need to look after me...
...I guess so.
That's a shame, but I understand. Just let me know if you ever change your mind.
Shower me with praise!
She sounds professional enough. She is a captain, after all. I have no objections.
But... Doesn't that mean everyone will die? I'm a Fontainian just like them — will I dissolve too?
Ah? Oh... yes, yes, that's right! Just like you said, a tea party. I should thank you for providing the pastries, they look delectable.
...I'm going back to my dessert now. You all can keep discussing that on your own.
Hahahaha! ...Very good, my people. Only ones such as you are deserving of my rule.
Hehe, now we're talking like a serious acting troupe!
It's not my fault that I'm super popular! What was that saying again? My popularity has—
Say no more. If you're sick, you need to rest. I know what you're going to ask.
No one complains about exquisite confectioneries, but it'll take a lot of effort to make some that I like. Listen carefully, desserts are like operas... Everything from choosing the characters to imagining the setting requires a lot of effort in order to make the final performance a hit!
Fear is for insignificant cowards. I am a god, and I will never entertain the notion of such meaningless wariness. You can be rest assured, I see clearly your sincerity.
I do. I once had nothing but the truth, and now, I'm finally free to live my own life again. And even though I have no idea where I'm going right now...
He did not realize that this sound could be heard by everyone in the opera house, which is why he claimed earlier that he could not hear the sound.
Now then, let us be re-introduced!
Huh! In the sewers!? Is the film still okay?
At this time, Cowell arrived in the tunnel, having heard that strange noise, and caught Lyney red-handed.
Starting out is always the hardest part. Keep practising, and before you know it you'll be able to show all the sides of yourself that no one's ever seen before. Just like me.
Of course I know Lyney and Lynette. I used to frequently attend their magic shows. Though they're very popular, they're still much less popular than me. Only my performances would draw a completely sold-out crowd... even standing tickets would be out. But now... Uh... I've already decided to hang up my acting career, so it's perfectly normal for my popularity to decline!
I must have slept exceptionally well last night. Shall we head out and have some fun today...?
May I present...!
That's more like it! As expected, my dazzling side comes through in any situation.
True, but.. I mean, could you even blame them? I show up out of the blue, begging and groveling for their help with a show they won't even get paid for? ...*shudders* No way, I'm dying from embarassment just thinking about it. Nope, not happening!
(Assertive, with a strong sense of presence, one who can dispel all doubt... That is the character I'm fated to play...)
Ahh... Wh—What? What is this place...
...Wait, wh—why are you all looking at me? You're not seriously expecting me to fight, are you!?
Maybe Neuvillette was right... Maybe "Clio" is the right role for me.
Well, then don't disappoint me!
Look, I'm sorry, okay!? I'm sorry I drew a line in the sand without thinking about every possible grain on the other side!
But on some level, freedom also means no longer being needed. I have no further use to people.
You know, it's common courtesy to make sure the homeowner isn't in earshot when you're denigrating their abode.
Also, also! If I was really just a human, why would I dare to just put my hand in that kind of water!?
Don't worry about it. Like they told me after announcing my name during the curtain call — everyone's work deserves recognition.
However... Pretty furnishings are like extra outfits in the wardrobe — you can never have too many of them.
What a terrible waste... A gifted artist from humble beginnings, who achieved so much and no doubt had much more to give... and then her life was so cruelly taken.
Good, it's decided then. I'll get started on making edits to the script.
With the Mora you've made from the box office, you can now open your very own film company!
Good! I appreciate your honesty. All it means is that you're well-suited to stand under the spotlight.
My dear people. Whether you acknowledge me or not, whether you trust me or nay, I say to you — keep faith in your ardor for justice!
(...Is he just feigning ignorance for my benefit?)
Sige...winne?
How brilliant.
She had their utmost trust, admiration, and love... And she truly deserved it.
If we'd had the chance to examine this notebook carefully back then, it would have been a conclusive piece of evidence, proving Vacher's guilt.
Oh? Who permitted you to come onto this stage? Now, I understand your admiration for my august self, but I must ask you to keep to the rules.
So, how long am I going to have to play this role?
Ready? Lights, Kamera, ACTION!
No, I'm not questioning your abilities. It's just that, I've never really seen you use a Kamera before.
I'm sure this is what captivated Director Aurelie as well.
Ah, Great Magician Lyney, my beloved citizen. I'll permit you to object, but how exactly do you plan to prove your claim?
You've also had conversations with the opera house's operating staff, right? Didn't they want to increase the number of showings?
See? Even the Oratrice has decided to show me its favor. Are you sure you want to commit to a charge that will never be upheld?
Do not forget, however, that I am Focalors, the God of Justice — the embodiment of justice itself. Does it not strike you as even the least bit absurd to bring the very concept of justice to trial?
Magic tricks are ultimately just illusions and misdirection... but Halsey's disappearance is very real. We're talking about two completely different things.
#Hello. Oh? Is that {NICKNAME} and Paimon I see behind you? And who's this...?
Nor do I think it is any great shame. There is no lack of fine actors or inspirational stories, either on or off the stage.
Wow, this would be the perfect location for shooting a film.
Uh... Well, what about the pay?
Okay. Grab the Kamera, and I'll give you a scenario.
Hmph... Who gave you that idea? Was it The Knave? You'd sink so low as to use a Harbinger's words against me?
Ooh, this is quite snazzy. You've clearly done your research on venues to entertain guests in Fontaine.
I'm sorry... I'm so sorry...
Since we have found ourselves in each other's company within this fertile land, allow me to take this opportunity to wish you a happy Lantern Rite.
Huh? What's this about winning something?
And there you have it, that's the truth behind what happened...
Unbelievable... How could all these problems happen in just one day?
Now then, my good, noble Chief Justice, should we not, in your view move—
How about we check out Spina di Rosula's ship? We should have a view of the whole of Poisson from there.
Don't look at me... like this...
But upon his return, in cruel avarice, Lyney desired sole credit and prepared to do away with his partner-in-crime.
Anyway, get ready! Lights, Kamera, ACTION!
Huh? I just think that he... Well, I, ah, think it might be a little early to talk about formally pressing charges...
Everyone rose to their responsibilities. And I finally regained my freedom...
I suspect the reason they're dragging their feet is that they have their doubts about whether the show will really go ahead, considering all the issues you've been facing.
But then the flood waters finally came. And the "Hydro Archon" did nothing.
(The day's finally over. I haven't had a moment to breathe this whole time...)
(Phew. The Maison Cardinalice has announced my accession, but this is my first time facing the people...)
I used to be terrified of the gaze of other people, especially when they had suspicion or resentment in their eyes.
Good work, everyone! We're looking to wrap with our two main ladies today. I can already smell our success, hehe!
Alright, Kameras will start rolling as soon as the set is ready! Let's make a film that'll make some serious waves in Fontaine!
Huh? Who's that? Who's calling me? Where are you?
*sigh* Alright, yes, I should rein in my spending habits a little... Starting from next month!
Now, I was wondering — if some weak puppet were to one day come onto the stage and claim ownership of this opera house, would the children of Fontaine follow them?
It's always easiest to just run away from your problems. But that never fixes anything. You can't get around the obstacles without facing them.
Well, that's certainly true!
According to Fontaine law, no one is permitted to release any flying objects within Fontaine city limits during the first three days of each month. You are clearly guilty of violating this law, no?
(All I can do is keep heart. I must maintain this act. It is the only way to save Fontaine. Please, "Mirror-me." You have to succeed...)
You rather sealed my fate there, with your "special thanks" at the end of the show.
Wait. What did she just say? I didn't get dissolved! Shouldn't that be enough to prove my innocence?
Okay, now move the Kamera slowly.
#Uh, you sure are getting better at rolling with the situation, Paimon. Hmm, I do wish to see how skilled {NICKNAME} really is with a Kamera.
Quiet on set! Places, everyone! Lights, Kamera, action!
Wh—What? Why?
Not at all. As long as you have different kinds of sauces in, you can have macaroni and tomato sauce one week, macaroni and bolognese the next...
Indeed, my dear, loyal citizen, this joyous moment is an honor for us both!
If you wish to drop the case, I can promise you, as the God of Justice, that you will not have to face trial for making a false accusation. We will treat everything that's happened as a dramatic spectacle, and move on with our lives. What do you say to that?
Me? Hmm... if this was before, I could have simply asked Clorinde. But it's already been some time since I last talked to her.
Come on. We'll need to get the go-ahead from Neuvillette — I know just where to find him.
Sure. You can come back once you've reviewed the basics of film composition and feel ready.
I am Focalors. The eyes of countless Fontainians are upon me. I must, at all times, display the utmost elegance and nobility.
Good afternoon! Where's my cake? What? I just had cake for breakfast? Well, I think it's been long enough!
(Huh? Does that mean Hu Tao also knows...!)
Excuse my interruption, dear opponents, but do you not see that the crowd is growing impatient? There is no greater sin in this opera house than an awkward delay in the performance.
Oh, actually...
Well, frankly, I think a return to obscurity is no longer an option for me. I'm sure a slew of consultancy requests will hound me wherever I go, until I finally acquiesce.
Huh? No, no no no, there's no need... It's so embarrassing...
Also, please allow me to ask, as the final question before the trial begins...
So, you were saying — "The Little Oceanid"...?
Hey! I just gave a very moving speech! Is that all you can say!?
So this is all Aurelie left behind... Just whatever she was carrying on her person, and this tattered old notebook.
No one likes regrets, myself included.
All in all, he was only here for half a day. I'm pretty sure he's the only one who would consider that to be a vacation...
Besides, I'm sure I could master dishes like "La Lettre a Focalors" or "Blubber Profiteroles" in no time. If I felt so inclined.
It seems the gods have really smiled upon you, Xavier... And that certainly doesn't include me, mind you.
Yes, the story is the reason I agreed to join. I can't bear to even imagine what this film would look like without the very best director.
Ah, no, I mean, I nearly gave in to the sheer enthusiasm they displayed... Hahaha...
I'm sure he didn't get lost. Even I was able to find my way to this place without any trouble.
Ahem... Mr. Xavier, if, hypothetically speaking, I agree to be the director... how much freedom would I have in terms of script revisions and creative interpretation?
It is true that I did not know why the Oratrice gave out a guilty verdict that day.
Uh... I—I mean, what choice do I have...? There are so many lovely and fascinating things in the world, one simply has to have them...
It would seem that there has been a misunderstanding. To be clear, the raising of both hands is not always an indication of surrender...
Ugh, there'll be no need for that. I've seen them already. There's no need to go back over scenes I've witnessed in person before!
C'est la vie indeed! Alas, I am forced to watch on helplessly as a more brave and seasoned adventurer than I swoops in to save the day.
...The tea party turned out to be even more difficult than I'd imagined...
Mmm... Heh... There are probably as many things that I want to do right now as there are stars in the sky.
I'm very grateful to Neuvillette for all the hard work he's done for Fontaine in the past few centuries. It seems he doesn't intend to investigate my crimes of deceiving the people. Anyway, we're no longer working in tandem, and it's been a long time since I've been to the Palais Mermonia. I imagine that this is good for both of us, right?
You gathered a crowd, prepared a stage, and made sure that the Champion Duelist would be immediately ready for a fight...
And of course, for every performance, there is a script. Everything has unfolded exactly as I expected from the very beginning. As the embodiment of the very concept of justice, the Oratrice shall never render an arbitrary judgment!
#{NICKNAME}, what do you think of this cake?
Also, I've seen you instructing Ayaka. That cold and dignified personality is exactly what we need for the older musketeer.
Ahem! Aah~ Aah Aah Aaah~~~
There is no way that I, Focalors, otherwise known as Furina de Fontaine, a member of The Seven, and the Regina of All Waters, Kindreds, Peoples and Laws of Fontaine, could be anything other than your true Archon.
Once we start, just follow my lead and you'll be fine. Don't worry — I'm the brightest star in all of Fontaine. You're in good hands.
But if the prophecy will come true, I'll also die anyway, right? So if I've already met you as my magical meeting in this world...
Hey, look at that! Looks like I guessed right.
Erm... Y—You don't need to go that far...
Waaaaaah!
Think about it. How can you conclusively prove that an Archon can't also be affected by the Primordial Seawater?
As for the suffering... Well, I will admit that the first thing that came to mind was, "Why do I have to be the one to suffer?"...
In the past, we sat in our high chairs in the court, giving our opinions on isolated cases, all while knowing very little about the human stories behind each and every one.
We have heard it said that this nation's sins can no longer be washed away. Well, I say that justice is most fragrant when it blooms amid sin!
Well, Clorinde, I must commend you for your courage. Only the most outstanding Champion Duelist in all of Fontaine would accept a duel with an Archon without flinching.
Also, if our clapper loader could avoid shouting at the start of the scene next time...
Hmm... What kind of dessert should I try next?
I still... couldn't do it...
Oh, um, I... I don't think that will be necessary...
Let the world come alive, hehe!
Surely you've had that before too? You know, where you really wanna say something profound that makes everyone go: "Wow. That was deep."
Is... is that how humans feel about it as well?
(Think about it long and hard...)
...*sigh* From the sublime to the ridiculous... After all that, everything's come full circle.
As the countdown began, he entered the tunnel.
Must we, really? I should think that of anyone, your friend Lyney already knows this truth very well...
...Seriously? You're questioning me like this is a court case now. I don't know anything about that.
Ugh! What, are you reading my mind now!?
(I thought I might stammer, but thankfully, I was able to convey my thoughts just fine. Okay, and next...)
At first, I just felt bad about rejecting them, so I wanted to learn a little bit more about their situation. But one thing led to another, and... Well, here we are.
I see, but when the count reached thirty seconds or so, there was a thud — one so loud that I believe practically everyone heard it.
Who are you? A—And wh—what are you trying to do? Please don't kill me, I'm begging you, please...
Oh, that's right! Mr. Zhongli was telling me about some great sight-seeing spots in the area.
From a director's point of view, I also felt like the relationship between the two musketeers in the original story could be improved.
Hey, how did you... I—I was just passing by because... I realized I forgot a couple of items on my shopping list!
And one last thing, Miss Ayaka. Your acting skills today were immaculate as always. Are you sure you won't consider taking up full-time acting? See, I just happen to know this great troupe that's still looking for a lead actress...
Well, if you insist... Alright, I understand.
Of course I do. If he had been in the magic box the whole time, how could he have not heard that sound? Why do you ask?
But all my efforts proved to be futile in the end. Really, the truth has been clear to me for a very long time...
You know... how much you're willing to pay me to be the director? The pay is also an important factor for me to consider, you know!
Well, don't start celebrating too early now. Even if I have been carrying a curse like you said, how does that prove that I am merely a human being?
Dim sum... Is that some kind of Liyue term for snacks or desserts?
It's alright, Monsieur Neuvillette. Given their confidence, I expect they've found the crucial evidence.
No, not at all... Look, I am the Hydro Archon of Fontaine, Focalors. The God of Justice, who is loved and adored by many...
(If I remember correctly, he's already several thousands of years old...)
(If you let this opportunity slip through your fingers, it might never come by again.)
It can't be... It's happening again...?
There's no point questioning or suspecting me. You're the Iudex, but you're still my subordinate — you should be following my lead.
Afterward, Lyney passed the unconscious Halsey to his accomplice through the magic box in the audience stands, before operating the devices such that Cowell's death would be ruled an accident.
I was scared of someone recognizing me for who I truly was, and exposing the secret I swore to protect.
Yeah... I can tell people are watching me.
Trust me. When have I ever been wrong about something like this?
Understood. Keep monitoring. Keep me informed should anything come up at the Institute.
Oh... Uh, yes?
I have my ways, and I've been working on them for all this time... Even if you look down upon me, you have no right to judge me!
I... I can't believe... You...
Ah! Someone help me!
...And cut!
I would like to officially announce that our entry to the Festival, "The Two Musketeers," has now concluded filming!
When the flatbed trolley passed, he opened the box and got into an altercation with Halsey, which caused the loud thud.
But in any case, it sounds like the issue has already been resolved?
They say that people who have lost their sense of joy are like withered flowers.
Do join me for afternoon tea. I'll have Mademoiselle Crabaletta serve us cakes.
No need to be so formal, I'm just a regular person like everyone else now. Oh! Is this Fontinalia Mousse? It's one of my favorites!
I'm sure this is what the troupe would have hoped to hear as well.
Hmm... How should I put this... That was pretty good, for an beginner.
I say that our powerful magician, Mr. Lyney, is now the prime suspect for the serial disappearances case.
Hey, no need to mention the official name!
I used to have a much wider range of choices when it came to food, but now, I'm finding that simple, traditional home cooking can be quite delicious too.
Huh? M—My reasoning?
Woah, woah, woah. It's not like that, Paimon!
If I make an exception to the rule now, I'm just leaving a backdoor for myself. Which would be the same as not having a boundary in the first place.
Why, of course I do. Allow me to take the first shot and break this case wide open. Mr. Lyney is clearly lying.
I have a question for you, Miss Chevreuse. Would you be willing to play the role of a musketeer?
Whew, I'm getting sleepy myself. See you tomorrow. Remember to wake me up on time...
I'm... sorry to hear that. I wish there was something I could do...
The first scene takes place when our two main characters are still living at the baron's estate. They've been ostracized and verbally abused by others in the household, but they still have no idea why. We want to capture how naive and innocent they are, despite their pain.
Tsk, tsk, that's against the rules! I can't let them get their way!
So think hard about what that means. And then think again about what you hope to achieve by arguing with each other.
Well, good thing I followed the Traveler here. After hearing this tragic tale, I can no longer stand by and do nothing.
*sigh* Alright, I'll humor you and try a few more different poses.
Come on, Neuvillette. There's no need to repeat all the unimportant legalese.
W—Well then! If it wasn't Lyney who committed the crimes, then who was it?
We've had to fight every step of the way for this opportunity, but we now have all of the ingredients necessary to stage a truly spectacular performance:
It's pouring out here! Wait, the water levels aren't rising, are they?
Ah, the one from Chioriya Boutique! Hello, hello.
*sigh* This must be the overflow of Hydro from my person! Well, can't quite help being the god whose dominion is the waters, can I?
I don't believe anybody could be more committed to bringing this story to life on the stage than they are now.
Of course, of course! How could they not attend a meeting such as this? I must always have two or more guests at my dessert table, otherwise the occasion would be too lonely and unbecoming of my station.
Morning... Can someone fetch me a cup of coffee? More milk, hold the sugar.
Chevreuse will be playing the role of the older sister, Tulipe, and Ayaka will be the younger sister, Iris. Be sure to get close-ups of the main characters at the right moment.
Ah. You're saying that he wasn't...
Of course, I have armed myself to do far more than smash your alibi. Confidence cannot go unfounded, and my foundations are rock-solid.
Not bad... The actors' emotions were all on point, let's keep that take.
Hmm, what sauce should I pick for my macaroni tonight?
Could you please get off my case!? I don't know what's gotten into you today. I'm making an effort here, you could at least try to do the same.
The stage is already set, so there's no reason to disappoint the audience. Let's see this trial through to the very end!
...Remarkable. And a very worthwhile artistic endeavor, exploring a character with no lines or facial expressions, who can only communicate how they feel through their movement...
I'm glad you appreciate my point of view. That tells me that you're an interesting person as well.
That place? Don't be silly! For an extraordinary show, we need an extraordinary stage... By which I of course mean, the Opera Epiclese.
Well, since you know about my secret investigations, then you should know I'm actually working to take care of it.
(Maybe this is fine. I just need to keep going, and everyone will be saved...)
...It's her pure heart.
Oh, was she whisked away by work already? I was just about to tell her how great she did.
But with Lyney's help, our little duel ended in a draw! Hehe... But draws really are the most boring possible outcome...
The strength gained through my own hard work is truly fulfilling. Hehe, thanks for your support.
This scene is when our two characters return home only to discover their mother has been murdered. Ready? Lights, Kamera, action!
I'm sorry, Paimon.
Maybe it's because I've finally become an ordinary person, and gained my freedom, that I've developed a great sense of curiosity about their lives.
If you really hate each other, and can't reconcile your differences, then you could just call it quits now. Why bother with a final performance if the group is already fractured?
(I just... don't know when these days will end...)
He was already getting ready to leave by the time I arrived. He just wanted to ask someone about the quickest way to get back to Fontaine.
I plead not guilty. How can I be guilty?
*cough* Ahem, uh... I mean... of course, my dear people! But what excites me even more than the obvious truth before our eyes... is the opponent I'll be facing.
So much energy... Seriously, what's her secret?
#({F#She}{M#He}'s right. I could confide in {F#her}{M#him}, couldn't I?)
...Now, having said that, although I hate to leave things hanging in suspense, it is now time for this performance to end. As the lead actress, I shall be the first to take my leave. Toodle-oo~
So no more draws! Between the two of us, there must be a clear winner and loser. And what better place to hold such a riveting showdown and decide the true victor than here, on the grandest of stages, the Opera Epiclese!
Thanks to my eloquent and impassioned speech, Monsieur Neuvillette was moved to provide us with a fitting stage for this special performance.
Hmm? What's wrong? Just adjust the focal length a bit.