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Titolo: INTRADUCIBILE - I'm Glad I'm a Man/*

I'm so glad I'm a man and not a woman like you!
Alchool may shorten your days but it will certainly make your nights 
pretty long!   - H. C. Garza
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E' una filastrocca carina, lo ammetto.... 
pero' a voler ben guardare, mi sembra che quelli che "impazziscono"
(go psycho) e minaccino di uccidere tutti siano sempre uomini.
O dai casi di cronaca mi ricordo male?
(Aha!! ho scoperto dove e' il mio errore !! sono una donna!!)
Ciao
:-))
Tiziana

(Aha!! ho scoperto dove e' il mio errore !! sono una donna!!)
a propo' de che?
se proprio lo vuoi ho anche la versione opposta come ho detto! Io
faccio cosi' per stuzzicare un po' la presenza femminile del newsgroup
e qui si offendono! Aho! Io scherzo! Siamo o no in ihu??
suvvia, non parlo oltre... tizia, gia che ci sei, rispondi! ;)
I'm Glad I'm A Woman
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I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am
I don't live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and Spam
I don't brag to my buddies about my erections
I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions
I don't get wasted at parties and act like a clown
and I know how to put the damned toilet seat down!
I won't grab your hooters, I won't pinch your butt
my belt buckle's not hidden beneath my beer gut
and I don't go around "readjusting" my crotch
or yell like Tarzan when my head-board gets a notch
I don't belch in public, I don't scratch my behind
I'm a woman you see --  I'm just not that kind!
I'm glad I'm a woman, I'm so glad I could sing
I don't have body hair like shag carpeting
It doesn't grow from my ears or cover my back
When I lean over you can't see 3 inches of crack
And what's on my head doesn't leave with my comb
I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome
Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side
I'm a woman, you know -- I've got far too much pride!
And I honestly think its a privilege for me
to have these two boobs and squat when I pee
I don't live to play golf and shoot basketball
I don't swagger and spit like a Neanderthal
I won't tell you my wife just does not understand
stick my hand in my pocket to hide that gold band
or tell you a story to make you sigh and weep
then screw you, roll over and fall sound asleep!
Yes, I'm glad I'm a woman, a woman you see
you can forget all about that old penis envy
I don't long for male bonding, I don't cruise for chicks
join the Hair Club For Men, or think with my dick
I'm a woman by chance and I'm thankful it's true
I'm so glad I'm a woman and not a man like you!
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    Money can't buy happiness...But it sure makes misery easier to
live with.
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Lorenzo, ho salvato la filastrocca, grazie! 
La "tizia" sarebbe la gialdona che abita vicino a Piazza Cinque
Giornate, e tu stai vicino a Sondrio...
Capito chi sono?
(o devo postarla come indovinello?)
Tiziana

Capito chi sono?
UNA GIALDONA!
Che bello... Anche qui sento dare dei "gialdoni" a noi milanesi...	:-)
La mia ragazza (di Lecco) si diverte a darmi anche del "milanes sciuscianebia". 
Io mi diverto un po' meno a sentirmelo dire...	:-)
Live long and prosper,
			Marco.
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