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Titolo: Dizionario sessuale: lettera C

Dizionario sessuale Italiano-Inglese di Goffredo Sterno.
C 
1) cacca : - poo, doo-doo 
2) caccati in mano e prenditi a schiaffi 
++ take a shit on your hands and hit yourself very coloured exprssion 
caciocappella 
++ secretion from the bases of the glandis lett. "cheese - glandis" 
3) cadavere (masc. noun) : Ugly boy or girl The word literally means
"corpse". See also "cammello" and "ciospo". 
4) cagare : + to shit, to defecate 
5) cagata (fem. noum) : Whorthless thing The word comes from the verb
"cagare", that means "to defecate". A little stronger as "boiata", but
the meaning is the same. 
6) cagna : + bitch, cow Insult towards a woman. Literal meaning:
"bitch" (female dog). 
7) cammello (masc. noun) : Ugly boy or girl The word literally means
"camel". Also when used to indicate a girl, the gender of the word
must be masculine. "Cadavere", i.e. "corpse", is a little stronger
word with the same meaning. Also "ciospo" (see) has the same meaning,
but can only refer to girls. 
8) cappella (fem. noun) : + glandis Literally "chapel". Very common
slang: e.g. mi si ingrossa la cappella = my glandis grows. 
9) carciofo (masc. noum) : Penis Not very used, this word is a
derogatory synonym of penis. 
10) carità: per carità! : for pity's sake! 
11) casci : modo amichevole di rivolgersi ad un amico o conoscente,
usato a palermo. 
12) cazzata :
+ (in plural) nonsense eg "Sono cazzate" ("That's bullshit") 
+ a worthless or useless thing 
13) cazzimma (noun, femm.) : attitude of cynical egoism (You have...)
Is not possible to find an english translation,normally used in
neapolitan dialect 
14) cazzo 
+ (figurative sense) prick, dickhead, etc. The figurative sense is a
pejorative term used as an insult. 
+ (literal sense) cock, prick; 
15) che/dove/chi (etc) cazzo... 
++ what/where/who (etc) the fuck... A euphemistic form is "che (etc)
cavolo..." ("what (etc) the heck...") 
16) checca : (adj) camp, effeminate Applied to gay men. (n) fairy,
queen An effeminate gay man. 
17) chiappa : cheek 
18) chiavare : to screw Refers to heterosexual sex only. 
19) chiavata : + a lay, a screw (ie a woman considered as a sexual
object or sexual conquest) Generally used by heterosexuals only. 
20) ciospo (masc. noun) : Ugly girl The word comes from "cesso" +
"rospo", i.e. "privy" + "toad" and is usually used in Lombardia. Note
that the word refers to girls, but is masculine. See also "cammello"
and "cadavere". 
21) ciucciami il cazzo : + suck my dick 
22) coglione (masc. noun) : Stupid, idiot. The word can only be used
in the singular with this sense. The plural "coglioni" means
"testicles". 
23) coglioni : + bollocks, balls (ie the testicles) See also "palle". 
24) cornuto : + bastard, shit Being branded a cuckold is very
insulting to the Italian male ego. An alternative and equivalent
insult is the gesture of pointing one's hand towards the intended
target with the forefinger and little finger extended, like a pair of
horns. A man whose wife has been unfaithful to him Literally "horned",
"having horns". 
25) cozza (feminine noun) : Ugly girl The word literally means
"cockle". 
26) culattina (masc. noun) : + Homosexual very effeminate man The
word, very derogatory, is maily used in northern Italy and comes from
"culo", i.e. ass, used in the sense of "homosexual man", completed
with the diminutive suffix "ina" (i.e. "little") ending in "a", as
most female names in Italian, to indicate effeminacy. However note
that "culattina" is a masculine name. See also "culattone". 
27) culattone (masc. noun) : + Homosexual man The word, maily used in
northern Italy, comes from "culo", i.e. ass, used in the sens of "arse
bandit", and is derogatory. See also "culattina". 
28) culo : arse (US: ass, fanny) 
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 "cockle".
Not. It means mussel
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