Newsgroup: it.hobby.umorismo
Titolo: momenti imbarazzanti

Appena ricevuto dagli states.  
Buon divertimento e scusate per la pigrizia di non tradurre.
The following are the top three winners of a Most
 Embarrassing Moments
 
  Contest in New Woman Magazine
 
  "While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to
release  
some pent-up energy and ran amok.  I was finally able to grab hold of
her  
after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I
told 
her that if she did not start behaving *right now*, she would be
punished. 
 To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as
threatening, 
'If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you
kissing Daddy's
 pee-pee last night!' " The silence was deafening after this
enlightening exchange.
 Even the tellers stopped what they were doing!  I mustered up the
last of
 my dignity  and  walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The
last
 thing I heard  when  the door closed  behind me were screams of
laughter"
 
  -Amy Richardson; Stafford, Virginia
  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
  "Hi!  I'm Tim.  It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was
living at home, 
but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my
girlfriend over for
 a romantic night alone.  "As we lay in bed after making love, we
heard  the telephone
 ring downstairs.  I suggested to my girlfriend that I give her a
piggyback ride to the
phone. Since we didn't want to miss the call, we didn't have time to
get dressed.  When 
we got to the bottom of the stairs, the lights suddenly came on and a
whole crowd of people
 yelled, 'SURPRISE!' My entire family - aunts, uncles, parents,
cousins and all my friends 
were standing
 There! My girlfriend and I were frozen in a state of shock and
embarrassment for what seemed 
like an eternity.  "Since then, no one in my family has planned a
surprise party again."
 
  -Tim Cahill; Poughkeepsie, New York
  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
  One of the funniest "most-embarrassing-moment" stories I've come
upon in a long time was about
a lady who picked up several items at a discount store. When she
finally got up to the checker, 
she learned that one of her items had no price tag.  Imagine her
embarrassment when the checker
 got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear: "PRICE
CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN,
TAMPAX, SUPERSIZE."  That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of
the store apparently 
misunderstood the word  "tampax" for "THUMBTACKS."  In a business-like
tone, a voice boomed 
back over the intercom: "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR
THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND
 IN WITH A HAMMER?"

  
... ziip
Leggenda metropolitana
-- 
Andrea The Troll Meneghini
Funzione propria del genio e' fornire idee ai cretini vent'anni dopo.
Legge di Aragon


ma tutte 'ste leggende metropolitane, qualcuno le avra' pur raccontate
no? a me sembravano carine....
L'Aura MagaMago'
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 L'Aura MagaMago'
Le leggende metropolitane le racconta tutte mio cuggino....
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Le leggende metropolitane le racconta tutte mio cuggino....
Quale ? Quello vestito da Batman oppure quello che e' rimasto incastrato 
mentre scopava ?
Ciao,
Peppe

 Peppe
... entrambi...
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Le leggende metropolitane le racconta tutte mio cuggino....
chi? il verduraio?
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 chi? il verduraio?
ecchisenno....
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