Newsgroup: it.sport.calcio.estero
Titolo: Scusate..e' in inglese..

 
Ma spero che molti di voi ne capiscano il senso...
ciao
Max
  ... Just how useless are we? - A tribute to the moaners of this world.
 
Lehmann - A Liability, managed to go 49 games unbeaten, will want to really
impress this year as the World Cup is in his own country, but I listen to
the blokes down the Pub who read the Sun, and they say he's shit. So thats
that.
Ashley Cole - Best left back in the world. Has looked committed and wanting
to prove his loyalty so far. But I hate him because he spoke to the chavs.
Therefore he is shit.
Gael Clichy - Potentially Better than the best left back in the world. But
hes young, so bring back Nutty.
Senderos - Awesome, but he looked dodgy once in one game and is too young.
The next Tony Adams? Possibly, but doesn't deserve the chance, we should
spend £80million on Nesta. Or something.
Toure - One of the most versatile, dynamic and consistant defenders in the
PL. Never gets the credit he deserves, has a great engine. Came from Beveren
though, so is therefore not good enough for AFC, with its proud history of
Colin Pates' and Andy Linighans.
Sol Campbell - Fat bastard. used to be great. One of the best CBs in the
world this time last year. But I havent seen him for a few months and
therefore assume he is shit cos he never plays for Ingerland.
Lauren - Wanker. Always lets us down. So what if hes committed, passionate
and pacey, there are at least....ummmmm...well, why don't we sign that nice
Gary Neville? He's great.
Pires - Past it, only scores nearly 20 goals a season from midfield. We need
someone like Kewell or Davies.
Gilberto - World Cup winner, the invisible wall, and nearing his peak.
Performs a necessary task in the midle that we missed last year, but he
can't score from there, so I hate him. Put Jenas in instead.
Cesc - Widely regarded as one of the most exciting talents in the league by
the experts. If he played for Man Utd or Chelsea you would never hear the
end of it, but he is small, and he is young. Not good enough. We need a
dirty cripple in the middle like Keane or Davids, not a player with the
potential to be a world beater and have all the fancy flicks.
Flamini - We missed Ray Parlour last year. What we don't need is a like for
like replacement though who is French. Seems Passionate, is again too young
and cheap.
Ljungberg - Too much experience, cares too much and is one of the only
players who likes to get in the box. Sell him, he's no Dyer or Duff, so we
should lose him.
Hleb- Despite signing no-one this summer, we somehow find ourselves with
this £10million rated little beaut who lit up the Bundesliga. Still, I
hadn't heard of him, and we should have signed the bench warmer Socialist
Workers Party instead. For loads more money. Obviously.
Reyes - Versatile, newly focussed and single, signed until 2011. We have
seen what he can do, but he had a slump last year, so we should have spent
£16 million on Owen instead. He would have been much better.
Bergkamp - Absolute genius. Great passer, scores wonder goals, compliments
Wengers style perfectly. Buts he's old.
RvP - Bergkamp with more speed, agility and dynamism, but too young and
passionate. We should have kept Kanu or Wiltord, they never got into
trouble.
Henry- OK, I quite like him. But the chavs will buy him next year anyway.
 
('Tongue in cheek' - This funny-sounding expression indicates that someone
just told a joke or isn't being serious. If someone says something
'tongue-in-cheek' he or she is usually kidding. It's believed that this
saying was created by an English humorist in the 1800's.)
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Smart su ISCE:
"a me dispiace molto non leggere più gli
interventi di Switters che erano sempre seri ed era molto informato."


ma sono solo come batto veloce sulla tastiera...;-)
e poi adesso sono stanco...mi sto solo scaricando dieci minuti davanti al
computer...oggi c'era un caldo micidiale... 32 gradi!
che palle..
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 computer...oggi c'era un caldo micidiale... 32 gradi!
Micidiale? qua a momenti erano di minima 32...