Newsgroup: it.hobby.umorismo
Titolo: Barza 16

     1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. 
     2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
     3. Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster. 
     4. 2 + 2 =5 for extremely large values of 2. 
     5. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. 
     6. Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
     7. My software never has bugs. It just develops random
     features. 
     8. C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL 
     9. C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN 
     10. <-------- The information went data way -------- 
     11. Best file compression around: "DEL *.* 100%
     compression 
     12. The Defn. of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new
     ones in. 
     13. 
BREAKFAST.COM
 Halted...Cereal Port Not
     Responding 
     14. The name is Baud......, James Baud. 
     15. BUFFERS=20 FILES 
     15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go! 
     16. Access denied--nah nah na nah nah na! 
     18. Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay!
     Staaay.. 
     19. Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command
     or filename!" 
     20. As a computer, I find your faith in technology
     amusing. 
     21. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope) 
     22. Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups. 
     23. E Pluribus Modem 24. ... File not found. Should I
     fake it? (Y/N) 
     25. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny 
     26. A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available. 
     27. An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting. 
     28. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington
     D.C (Y/N)? 
     29. Does fuzzy logic tickle? 
     30. A computer's attention span is as long as it's power
     cord. 
     31. 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's
     Pentium. 
     32. 24 hours in a day...24 dietcokes in a
     case...coincidense? 
     33. Disinformation is not as good as datinformation. 
     34. Windows: Just another pane. 
     35. 
SENILE.COM
 found . . . Out Of Memory . . . 
     36. Who is General Failure & why's he reading my disk?= 
     37. Ultimate office automation: networked coffee. 
     38. RAM disk is not an installation procedure. 
     39. Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to
     DOS... 
     40. All computers wait at the same speed. 
     41. DEFN: Computer - A device designed to speed and
     automate errors. 
     42. Press 
     43. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue ... 
     44. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue ... 
     45. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI! 
     46. E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage. 
     47. Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!! 
     48. All wiyht. Rhosritched mg kebord awound? 
     51. DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=3DFNGRCROS.SYS
     to CONFIG.SYS 
     52. Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=3DOFF to your
     CONFIG.SYS 
     53. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE! 
     54. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit... 
     55. Go ahead, make my data!
Ciao,
Peppe

     14. The name is Baud......, Pippo Baud. 
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                      [Fabio Fazio]
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