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un sorriso...
CAPPUCCIETT RED
Tant ma tant temp ago, ce stava 'na little Cappucciett Red.
One mattin her mamma diss: "Dear Cappucciett, take this cest
to the nonn but warning to the lup that is very ma very kattiv! 
And torn prest! Good luck! And in boc at the lup!".
Cappucciett didn't capě very well this ultim thing but went
away, da sol, with the cest.
Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at a cert punt
she incontered the lup, who dissed: "Hi! Piccula piezz'e girl! 
'Ndo do you go?".
"To the nonn with this little cest, which is little but it is
full of a sacc of chocolate and biscots and panetons and more,
more, more and mirtills" she dissed.
"Ah, mannagg 'a maruschella (maybe an expression com: what a
cul that I had)" dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc.
And so the lup dissed: "Beh, now I dev andar because the
telephonin is squilling, sorry."
And the lup went away, but not very away, but to the nonn's
house.
Cappucciett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin,
continued for her sentier in the forest.
The lup arrived at the house, suoned the campanel, entered,
and, after saluting the nonn, magned her in a boccon. Then, after
sputing the dentier,
he indossed the ridicol night berret and fikked himself in the
let. When Cappucciett Red came to the fint nonn's house, suoned and
entered. But when the little and a bit stupid girl saw the nonn 
(non was the nonn, but the lup, ricord!) dissed:
"But nonn, why do you stay in let?".
And the nonn-lup: "Oh, I've stort my cavigl doing aerobics!".
"Oh, poor nonn!", said Cappucciett (she was more than a bit
stupid, I think, wasn't she?).
Then she dissed: "But... what big okks do you have?  Do you
bisogn some collir?".
"Oh, no! It's for see you better, my dear stupid) little girl"
dissed the nonn-lup.
Then Cappucciett, who was more dur than a block of marm: "But
what big oreks do you have, do you have the orekkions?".
And the nonn-lup: "Oh, no! It is to ascolt you better".
And Cappucciett (that I think was now really rincoglionited)
said: "But what big dents do you have!".
And the lup, that at this point wanted to dir: "Cossi ti mai?
(maybe an expression com: to buy to you the little machine, never?)"
dissed: it is to magn you better! And magned really tutt quant the 
poor little red girl.
But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic, curious and innocent
cacciator of frodo (maybe a city near there) sented all and dissed:
"Accident! A lup! Its pellicc vals a sac of solds. And so,
spinted only for the compassion for the little girl, butted a terr the
kils of
volps, fringuells and conigls that he had ammazzed till that moment,
imbracced the fucil, entered in the stanz and killed the lup. Then
quarced
his panz (being attent not to rovin the pellicc) and tired fora the nonn
(still
viv) and Cappucciett (still rincoglionited). And so, at the end, the
cacciator of frodo vended the pellicc and guadagned (Honestly) a sacc of
solds.
The nonn magned tutt the leccornies in the cest.
Cappucciett red...  beh!, let her stay, because she had capit.
And so, everybody lived felix and content (maybe not the lup!).
[Trovata in rete. Autore anonimo]
spero di avervi fatto sorridere anche solo per mezzo secondo.
.enzo.

 .enzo.
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Ma è la stessa che mi hanno insegnato al corso di inklisc for iu, dove ho
imparato perfettamente l' inglese
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