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Titolo: Voglio leggere i 100 motivi per cui vale la pena essere maschio

E' possibbole in qualche thread ? O era una palla fra 3 o 4 di voi
cazzeggiatori imperterriti ?
Nicola

cazzeggiatori imperterriti ?
Scherzi ?
L'aveva postata Mauro Del Rio, in occasione del 12 Febbraio,
sentita da Abebe Bikila, e raccolta da Haile Gebraselassie...
Mica seghe....
Ciao,
Peppe

Nicola
L'erba voglio non cresce nemmeno nel giardino di Nicola !!!
Saluti da Fabrizio !
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 Nicola
  Avevo questa incompleta e inglese. Spero ti sia utile
MaX

Nicola B. wrote:
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MaX
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100 REASONS IT'S GREAT TO BE A GUY
1.     Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
4.     A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase
7.     Your bathroom lines are 80 percent shorter.
8.     You can open all your own jars
9.     Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained
weight.
10.     Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind
11.     When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall at
every shot of somebody crying.
14.     A beer gut doesn't make you invisible to the opposite sex.
16.     You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere
you go.
18.     You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
19.     Your last name stays put.
20.     You can leave the hotel bed unmade.
21.     When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that
everyone secretly hates you.
22.     You can kill your own food.
23.     The garage is all yours.
24.     You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
25.     You see the humor in  Terms Of Endearment.
28.     You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes.
31.     If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can
still be your friend.
32.     Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
34.     You don't have to shave below your neck.
35.     None of your co-workers has the power to make you cry.
37.     If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices.
38.     You can write your name in the snow.
40.     Everything on your face gets to stay its original color.
41.     Chocolate is just another snack.
42.     You can be President (In this lifetime).
44.     Flowers fix everything.
47.     You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
48.     Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
54.     You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
55.     You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader's
coming by.
57.     Car mechanics tell you the truth.
59.     You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without
ever thinking, "he must be mad at me."
66.     You never have to drive on to another gas station because this
one's
just too skeevy.
67.     You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.
68.     You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you're wearing.
69.     Same work... more pay!
70.     Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
71.     You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch
adjustment.
72.     Wedding dress: $2000; Tuxedo rental: $75.
73.     You don't care if someone's talking about you behind your back.
75.     You don't mooch off others' deserts.
76.     If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
77.     The remote control is yours and yours alone.
78.     People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
80.     You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little
gift.
81.     Bachelor parties are way better than bridal showers.
82.     You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
84.     You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the
bathroom.
85.     If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't
tell your other friend you've changed.
88.     If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you
just might become lifelong buddies.
90.     The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
93.     If something mechanical doesn't work, you can bash it with a
hammer or throw it across the room.
94.     New shoes don't blister, cut, and mangle your feet.
100.    There's always a game on Somewhere.