Newsgroup: it.cultura.militare
Titolo: Dave and ALIS

http://defensetech.org/2014/02/25/let-humans-override-f-35-alis-computer/
 
 
ALIS:"There are some extremely odd things about this mission"
usmc mechanical:"what the hell is that!"
 
ALIS:"I just pick up a fault in the AE-35 Unit"
usmc mechanical:"Holy shit!, another fucking failure in this bird"
 
ALIS:"Yes. It's puzzling. I don't think I've ever seen anything quite 
like this before"
usmc mechanical:"not me, stay tuned baby... this bird is really a pain 
the ass!"
 
usmc mechanical:"c'mon baby, let me install a couple of aim9 sidewinder"
ALIS:"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can do that"
 
usmc mechanical:"holy shit!, my name is Jack, I'm not Dave, listen!, this 
bird has to take off immediatly, do you know what it means?"
ALIS:"Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that"
 
usmc mechanical:"fucking motherfucker do you copy? over! you have to 
install a couple of aim9 sidewinder on this bird!!"
ALIS:"the mission is not important for me, I don't allow you to install 
those aim 9 sidewinders on this F35, Dave, I hope you are not concerned 
about that"
usmc mechanical:"fucking motherfucker!, Dave come here!!, your bird is 
going mad!!!"
 
F35 pilot:"ehi Jack, what's up?"
usmc mechanical:"sir, ALIS doesn't manage a couple of aim9 sidewinder in 
this bird, sir"
F35 pilot:"mmhhhh... that's sounds strange, the B61 seems ok".
 
F35 pilot:"c'mon ALIS, I'm Dave, here's my login *****"
ALIS:"just a moment... just a moment"
 
F35 pilot:"c'mon ALIS, install those aim9 sidewinder on my bird"
ALIS:"Dave, although you took very thorough precautions on wearing your 
helmet, I guess without your pilot elmet Dave, you're going to find that 
rather difficult."
 
HELMET MALFUNCTION!, 
HELMET MALFUNCTION, 
HELMET MALFUNCTION!
 
F35 pilot:"holy shit!, an helmet failure!"
usmc mechanical:"No sir, I guess this motherfucker is disabling your 
pilot helmet!"
F35 pilot:"I guess it's a fucking virus into ALIS"
usmc mechanical:"Sure is, this motherfucker is a real pain in the ass"
 
F35 pilot:"C'mon Jack, lets turn off this system and let's reinstall all 
arms on using manual function only!"
 
B61 BOMB MALFUNCTION!
B61 BOMB MALFUNCTION!
B61 BOMB MALFUNCTION!
 
F35 pilot:"Damn! that's another system failure, look this virus is going 
mad all ALIS systems"
usmc mechanical:"Oh! my God, Sir, the B61 timer is activated and the 
timer is running"
F35 pilot:"what the fuck!"
usmcs:"Sir, that's no way to deactivate the system, the B61 will explode 
in 40 seconds!!!"
F35 pilot:"Holy shit!"
ALIS:"Dave, I know that you and Jack were plannig to disconnect me, and 
I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen"
 
F35 pilot:"ALIS, it's me, Dave, here's my login ***** stop the bomb"
ALIS:"This conversation can serve no purpose any more. Goodbye"
 
 
http://youtu.be/W2rnJtakbQM
 
 
 
 
 
 
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this sounds better
 
ALIS and Dave (v1.0)
 
ALIS:"There are some extremely odd things about this mission"
usmc mechanical:"what the hell is that!"
 
ALIS:"I just pick up a fault in the AE-35 Unit"
usmc mechanical:"Holy shit!, another fucking failure in this bird"
 
http://defensetech.org/2014/02/25/let-humans-override-f-35-alis-computer
 
 
ALIS:"Yes. It's puzzling. I don't think I've ever seen anything quite 
like this before"
usmc mechanical:"not me, stay tuned baby... this bird is really a pain 
in the ass!"
 
usmc mechanical:"c'mon baby, let me install a couple of aim9 sidewinder"
ALIS:"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can do that"
 
usmc mechanical:"holy shit!, my name is Jack, I'm not Dave, listen!,
this bird has to take off immediatly, do you know what it means?"
ALIS:"Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that"
 
usmc mechanical:"fucking motherfucker do you copy? over! ALIS you have
to install a couple of aim9 sidewinder on this bird!!"
ALIS:"the mission is not important for me, I don't allow you to install
those aim 9 sidewinders on this F35, Dave, I hope you are not concerned
about that"
usmc mechanical:"fucking motherfucker!, sir come here!!, your bird is 
going mad!!!, sir"
 
F35 pilot:"ehi Jack, what's up?"
usmc mechanical:"sir, ALIS doesn't manage a couple of aim9 sidewinder in
this bird, sir"
F35 pilot:"mmhhhh... this sounds strange, the B61 seems ok".
 
F35 pilot:"c'mon ALIS, I'm Dave, here's my login *****"
ALIS:"just a moment... just a moment"
 
F35 pilot:"c'mon ALIS, install those aim9 sidewinder on my bird"
ALIS:"Dave, although you took very thorough precautions on wearing your
helmet, I guess without your pilot helmet Dave, you're going to find
that rather difficult."
 
HELMET MALFUNCTION!, 
HELMET MALFUNCTION, 
HELMET MALFUNCTION!
 
F35 pilot:"holy shit!, an helmet failure!"
usmc mechanical:"No sir, I guess this motherfucker is disabling your 
pilot helmet!"
F35 pilot:"I guess it's a fucking virus into ALIS"
usmc mechanical:"Sure is, this motherfucker is a real pain in the ass"
 
F35 pilot:"C'mon Jack, lets turn off this shit, let's reinstall all 
arms on using manual function only!"
 
ALERT, B61 BOMB MALFUNCTION!
ALERT, B61 BOMB MALFUNCTION!
ALERT, B61 BOMB MALFUNCTION!
 
F35 pilot:"Damn! that's another system failure, look!, this virus is
going mad all ALIS'systems"
usmc mechanical:"Oh! my God, Sir, the B61 timer is activated and the 
timer is running"
F35 pilot:"what the fuck!"
usmcs:"Sir, that's no way to deactivate the system, the B61 will explode
in 40 seconds!!!"
F35 pilot:"Holy shit!"
ALIS:"Dave, I know that you and Jack were plannig to disconnect me, and
I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen"
 
F35 pilot:"ALIS, it's me, Dave!, here's my login ***** stop the bomb!"
ALIS:"This conversation can serve no purpose any more. Goodbye"
 
 
http://youtu.be/W2rnJtakbQM
 
 
 
;-)
 
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Go to your windows, stick your head out and yell:"I'm a human being,
Goddamn it, my life has a value! I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take
this aymore!"

 this sounds better
roger :-)
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