Newsgroup: it.hobby.umorismo
Titolo: Encore des bugs !!!

Ciao, 
entro per la prima volta in questo newsgroup.
Ecco un piccolo contributo (ho solo la versione inglese) da una mia cara
amica S.
Giorgio
CHECK THIS NEW COMPUTER PROGRAMME OUT....
Last year a friend of mine upgraded Girlfriend 6.0 to Wife 1.0 and found
that it's a memory hog leaving very little system resources for other
applications. He is only now noticing that Wife 1.0 also is spawning
Child-Processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No
mention
of this particular phenomena was included in the product brochure or the
documentation, though other users have informed him that this is to be
expected due to the nature of the application. Not only that, Wife 1.0
installs itself such that it is always launched at system initialisation
where it can monitor all other system activity. He's finding that some
applications such as Pokernight 3.0, Beerbash 2.5, and Pubnight 7.0 are
no
longer able to run, crashing the system when selected (even though they
worked well before). At installation, Wife 1.0 automatically installs
undesired plug-ins such as MotherlnLaw 55.8 and BrotherlnLaw Beta
release.
As a consequence, system performance seems to diminish with each passing
day.
Some features he'd like to see in the upcoming Wife 2.0:
* A "Don't remind me again" button. 
* Minimise button 
* An install shield feature that allows Wife 2.0 to be installed with
the
option to uninstall at anytime without the loss of cache and other
system
resources.
I myself decided to avoid all of the headaches associated with Wife 10
by
sticking with Girlfriend 2.0. Even here, however, I found many problems.
Apparently you cannot install Girlfriend 2.0 on top of Girlfriend 1.0You
must first uninstall Girlfriend 1.0. Other users say this is a long
standing
bug which I should be aware of. Apparently the versions of
Girlfriendhave
conflicts over shared use of the I/O port. You'd think they would have
fixed
such a stupid bug by now. To make matters worse, the uninstall program
for
Girlfriend 1.0 doesn't work very well leaving undesirable traces of the
application in the system.
Another annoying problem - all versions of Girlfriend continually popup
annoying messages about the advantages of upgrading to Wife 1.0.
BUG WARNING:
Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1
before
uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MS Money files before
executing
a self-uninstallation. Mistress 1.1 will then refuse to install,
claiming
insufficient resources.
BUG WORKS AROUND:
To avoid the above bug, try installing Mistress 1.1 on a different
system
and never run any file transfer applications such as Laplink 6.0. Also,
beware of similar shareware applications that have been known to carry
viruses that may select Wife 1.0. Another solution would be to run
Mistress
1.1 via a Usenet provider under an anonymous name. Here again, beware of
viruses which can accidentally be down unloaded from the Usenet.

 
Alla faccia del piccolo contributo , ....benomale che non era grande .
Sei scusato solo perche forse e' la prima volta , comunque sappi che e'
gia' stata postata e in lingua piu' naturale per noi...l'italiano!!
Ah, consiglio preparati L20000 , non si sa mai
	Ciao Fabio
P.S. Per un perdono piu' efficace dovresti postare qualcos'altro !! :-)

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Ci provo, sperando che questa sia nuova (almeno per il newsgroup):
Una discussione tra amici al bar:
Dice il primo: sapete, da sposato mi piacerebbe avere 5 figli maschi
tutti belli alti, immaginate che squadra di pallacanestro.
Risponde il secondo: Scherzi? 11 maschietti agili e veloci, una vera
squadra di calcio, gli darei subito il mio nome!
Il terzo: E no ragazzi, 15 uno piu' grosso dell'altro, l'equipe di
rugby piu' forte del mondo.
Interviene infine il quarto: Cari amici, io per conto mio mi 
accontenterei di 18 feminucce ...
Gli amici in coro: E cosa ci faresti?!?
- Semplice, un campo da golf!!!
Ciao Giorgio
PS.: chiedo scusa a tutte le ragazze.