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Titolo: Soccer vs Baseball vs American Football

 Because it is not a sport.
Football is not played anywhere else but in the US. And Americans are on
average the fattest people on earth. Does that tell you something???

 shootouts. HTH.
You mean some sport where there is a break to rest every five mins??? Or
where that break every five minutes allow the fat dorky fans going to buy a
big hot-dog and fries to get fatter???
No, thank you, we rather play and watch Football. The real English one.

 Tell us their first names first.
You are way too slow and stupid to know them anyway. But tell me, why is
that if you ask anybody outside the US to mention an american football
player most likely they don't know any except Dan Marino who appeared in Ace
Ventura???
How come David Beckham, Ronaldo and company are known everywhere in the
world???

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Soccer is a 90 minute break. Walking and standing ain't a sport.
-- 
Jefferson N. Glapski
http://www.soccersucks.org
 (NSFW)

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You are in the US. I am not. Dave Beckham and Ronald [insert last name]
could walk down the street and I couldn't tell them from any other schmuck
walking by.
Even if a football player or basketball player is unknown to some Euro, they
know that person is an athlete from their superb conditioning and 99th
percentile strength or other physical attributes. Since soccer is made for
unathletic, normal people, they melt into their pathetic surroundings.
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 average the fattest people on earth. Does that tell you something???
I don't live in the US. I've played football all my life, primarily in
countries outside the US. And the G7 leader whose favorite sport is football
is not GW Bush.
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 That must be why countries in Europe clean up in the Olympics.
They really do. My country, whose size is the one of approximately
California, holds three soccer world cups (only second to Brazil). We have
the top Volleyball (both men and women), Waterpolo (both men and women),
Fencing and second best Basketball national team in the world. We are part
of the big six of rugby (the real deal compared to American Football). We
have also won several golds in swimming, gymastycs and track (mostly long
distances). Finally, for several years, Alberto Tomba was the best skier of
all.

 in all respects than any soccer queer.
I really don't think a 300 lbs kid can do all that. He definately can eat
400 lbs of cheeseburgers and fries though.

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 And let us not forget the world famous ski jumper Eddie the eagle.......lol

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What's funny??? You don't think Alberto Tomba was famous??? He was the
second most famous spor hero in Italy after Gianni Rivera. He won the world
cup by only competing in two out of four downhill disciplines. Won more than
40 Special Slaloms in career...

 Jefferson N. Glapski
Probably you never play soccer, I think you don't arrive at the end of the
first period...

 is not GW Bush.
How many people went to the stadium to see you? 10, 20?

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This is the confirm that you never play soccer...
"Jefferson N. Glapski" <jeffers...@PENNSTATEglapski.com> ha scritto nel
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OK - there was Darrell Green - a starting defensive back for the
Redskins into his early 40s... And then there's Jerry Rice, a Pro-Bowl
wide receiver at the age of 40... need any more?


Whats your point? Other than spaming every NG you can think of?

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I have no desire to loiter on a soccer field. I have degraded myself playing
soccer. I grew up.
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 How many people went to the stadium to see you? 10, 20?
It was a story in the national newspaper. In HS, our stadium was at
capacity. You can't say the same thing about the soccer games in the last
World Cup.
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Then you should watch football and see it. You are too used to watching
unathletic, boring soccer.
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Soccer world cups are irrelevant, since we are talking about sports.
How many gold medals did you losers get?
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Who the fuck are youse talking about?
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 This is the confirm that you never play soccer...
This is the confirm that you never speak English...
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of the big six of rugby (the real deal compared to American Football). 
Cute.  Baylor is part of the Big 12.
All Blacks - 70
Italy - 7
Dave Becker

 This is the confirm that you never speak English...
And this is the confirm that you are another ignorant self-centered american
who can't speak any other language.

 World Cup.
ROTFLMAO!!! High school football...with the cheerleaders for the half-time
entartainment while the people in the stand take bites of that big hot dog
that makes American cuisine famous around the world! ROTFL!

"Jefferson N. Glapski" <jeffers...@PENNSTATEglapski.com> wrote in
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Nice english fellow! I am talking about somebody who was much more powerful
than any football player. A downhill skier.

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We are still there, in the six nations. And it's not our national sport, not
the second either like it is for the other countries involved.

 unathletic, boring soccer.
I watch Kaka and Sheva you dumb fuck. Very boring I must say...ROTFLMAO!!!

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Your country both won and lost WWII to boot.
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John Leinaweaver

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If this come from an American remember that your country was discovered by a
fellow Italian and that you all live in our myth (food, clothes, etc). If it
comes from a Euro remember that you all envy us for having the most
beautiful country in the world. :)

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America wasn't "discovered" by an Italian. Italians weren't even the first 
*Europeans* to get here, much less the first *people*.
-- 
Daniel Seriff
Oh my God! Those balloons are so gauche!

 *Europeans* to get here, much less the first *people*.
ROTFLMAO!!! Oh ok, let me get this straight. What is Cristoforo Colombo
famous for then??? MEGAROTFL!!! And where does the name America comes
from??? Amerigo Vespucci...Did you take history in high school, it wouldn't
seem like...

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Do you find it hypocritical to live in the US then? Or do sockpuppets have
no shame?
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So what? I watch Krishna. It is boring.
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More powerful? Give me a fucking break. Gravity is doing the work, schmuck.
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I'm not an American, you stupid fuck. Keep that racism alive though, Europe
would implode without it.
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What is the national sport of Spain? Bullfighting?
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Let me go ahead and put this in the thread...
RUTSIE MARKER
Best bate, sockpuppet, etc.
a.

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...which is why you left?
I never knew Italians were really Mongolians crossing the Bering Strait.
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 no shame?
I like America, I definately can say that I am not here for Football or for
the food though :)

 More powerful? Give me a fucking break. Gravity is doing the work,
schmuck.
ROTFLMAO!!! According to this individual downhill ski is not hard because
it's only gravity doing the work. ROTFL!!!
Another proof to my thesis: this individual either needs medications or he
is ten years old.

 What is the national sport of Spain? Bullfighting?
I am from Italy. You ignorant shallow WASP.

"Jefferson N. Glapski" <jeffers...@PENNSTATEglapski.com> wrote in
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I don't take on a history discussion with a WASP. Anglos are way ahead of us
in this matters. ROTFL!!!

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Perhaps you can explain how Christopher Columbus established the Viking 
settlement at L'Anse aux Meadows almost half a millenium before he was born.
I'm sure you have some brilliant insights into this extremely thorny 
chronological conundrum.
-- 
Daniel Seriff
For years I said if I could only find a comfortable chair I would rival 
Mozart.
          - Morton Feldman

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Is it still bate if he actually believes what he's saying?
-- 
Daniel Seriff
La musique est une langage qui se signifie soi-même.
             - Jean-Jacques Nattiez

 chronological conundrum.
Cristoforo Colombo (the name is not Americanized, sorry) was the first
European to put his foot on American Soil. Period.
I didn't imply he was the first person to get to America because the
"natives" came from Asia.

 THAT low!
Actually the admissions standards here are very high. Unlike at A&M, simply 
demonstrating the ability to sexually arouse to a sheep is insufficient for 
most departments.
I'm at a complete loss as to how this greasy jackass slipped in the door, 
however.
-- 
Daniel Seriff
I am filled with solutions!


 LMAO !!!!!!!  Best stop drinking that cheap wine............

 And isn't Cuba part of the American continent???
Most people consider it to be an island.

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That doesn't mean it's not part of one of the five continents, or we don't
consider Sardegna part of Europe?

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That doesn't mean it's not part of one of the five continents, or we don't
consider Sardegna part of Europe? Or perhaps Ibiza is not part of Europe???

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You must be one of those people that came to UT because it had a good
football team. What major are you in by the way? Cause I am in the REAL one.

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Agreed!
I attended an institution that y'all probably dislike almost as much as A&M
about three decades ago.
Hint: "What comes out a ------------'- ass?"
Also, my dear departed Dad attended UT and got his MD from Galveston, so my
abuse is pretty much directed to ShortMember, not the school.
Besides, Y'all have ALWAYS had the HOTTEST women!
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 I rest my case...
That doesn't mean it's not part of one of the five continents, or we don't
consider Sicily part of Europe? Ops, you don't know where Sicily is...Go eat
your cheeseburger now or one of the delicoius microwave recipes only an
American woman can prepare...ROTFL!!!

 CHRONOLOGICAL CONUNDRUM.
Sorry, that's a possibility but it was never proved. Unfortunately for you
History is based on proven facts and not suppositions. By the way, why any
History book world wide recognizes Colombo for his discovery???

 To ShortMember, they are 'Anglos', and not "true" Eurotrash.
It is still hard to understand how an American can call a true European
"trash" when he is perfectly aware that in the history only the European
trash immigrated to America. I have no relatives that immigrated to this
country neither I intend to do so.

 All the while he's badmouthing us and our Culture.
You don't have and never had a culture. You only have Las Vegas and
Holliwood. Wake up!

 Besides, Y'all have ALWAYS had the HOTTEST women!
There he comes the ass kisser. Mr. George "Americans are fat" Kerby

 however.
You really hope you are going to make money in the future??? ROTFL!!! Great
major man!
By the way, how many musicians/artists like Giuseppe Verdi has your country
produced? :)
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 however.
Here is an outlook on American literacy in geography (second worst after
their fellow Mexicans, 11% of Americans can't find their own damn country on
a map! ROTFL!):
from 
www.nationalgeographic.com
In a nation called the world's superpower, only 17 percent of young adults
in the United States could find Afghanistan on a map, according to a new
worldwide survey released today.
The young U.S. citizens received poor marks generally in geography. But
then, as results showed, their counterparts in other countries were hardly
star students.
The National Geographic-Roper 2002 Global Geographic Literacy Survey polled
more than 3,000 18- to 24-year-olds in Canada, France, Germany, Great
Britain, Italy, Japan, Mexico, Sweden and the United States.
Sweden scored highest; Mexico, lowest. The U.S. was next to last.
"The survey demonstrates the geographic illiteracy of the United States,"
said Robert Pastor, professor of International Relations at American
University, in Washington, D.C. "The results are particularly appalling in
light of September 11, which traumatized America and revealed that our
destiny is connected to the rest of the world."
About 11 percent of young citizens of the U.S. couldn't even locate the U.S.
on a map. The Pacific Ocean's location was a mystery to 29 percent; Japan,
to 58 percent; France, to 65 percent; and the United Kingdom, to 69 percent.
Are Young U.S. Citizens Americentric?
Despite the threat of war in Iraq and the daily reports of suicide bombers
in Israel, less than 15 percent of the young U.S. citizens could locate
either country.
More young U.S. citizens in the study knew that the island featured in last
season's TV show "Survivor" is in the South Pacific than could find Israel.
Particularly humiliating was that all countries were better able to identify
the U.S. population than many young U.S. citizens. Within the U.S., almost
one-third said that population was between one billion and two billion; the
answer is 289 million.
"It gives the sense that there is this Americentric thing going on-that we
are big and powerful and have all these people in our country," said John
Fahey, President and CEO of the National Geographic Society.
On the other hand, Pastor suggests that the results could mean that most
young Americans just have no idea of the total world population (about six
billion).
Poor Geographic Literacy Worldwide
Young adults worldwide are not markedly more literate about geography than
the Americans.
On average, fewer than 25 percent of young people worldwide could locate
Israel on the map. Only about 20 percent could identify hotspots like
Afghanistan, Iran and Iraq.
Of all the young adults in the survey, only about one-third in Germany,
Sweden and Japan, could name four countries that officially acknowledge
having nuclear weapons. In the rest of the countries that number dropped to
less than a quarter. In France 24 percent did not know that that their own
country was a nuclear nation.
The survey results are not all bleak, says Roger Downs, head of the
geography department at Pennsylvania State University, in State College, and
a National Geographic geographer-in-residence in 1995-1996.
Geography Not Valued in Schools
Since the last Geographic-sponsored survey in 1988, said Downs, the
percentage of young U.S. citizens who reported taking a geography course in
school rose from 30 to 55 percent. And students who had studied geography
did better on the current survey.
U.S. schools generally have slighted geography. "If geography is not in the
curriculum," Downs said, "it's not tested-and that says to the students that
it is not valued."
The schools are not solely to blame, either. "Wouldn't it be nice if parents
also read atlases to their children?" Downs says.
Questions covering current events or practical activities yielded more
promising results.
Most young U.S. citizens knew that Africa was most affected by the AIDS
epidemic, and about half knew that El Niño caused erratic weather.
"When geography and life intersect, people pay attention," said Nick Boyon,
senior vice president for international research at RoperASW, in Manhattan.
Boosting Geography
Geographic knowledge increases through travel and language proficiency,
among other factors.
In the highest-scoring countries-Sweden, Germany and Italy-at least 70
percent of the young adults had traveled internationally in the last three
years, and the majority spoke more than one language (in Sweden, 92 and 89
percent, respectively).
In the U.S. and Mexico only about 20 percent had traveled abroad during the
same period and the majority spoke only one language.
To fight geographic ignorance, and apathy, among young people in the U.S.
and around the world, the National Geographic Society will convene an
international coalition of leaders in American business, education and
media.
Next year the panel will recommend initiatives to policymakers in those
areas-and to parents and children.

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And you. The ignorant ShortMember, doesn't know the difference between an
island and a continent. Doesn't speak well for you, Moron, does it?!?
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 island and a continent. Doesn't speak well for you, Moron, does it?!?
Dumb shit what is Cuba part of?

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I'm getting a PhD in musicology, to augment my Master's degree in musicology.
So you can take your trainer's certificate in "Undecided" and shove it up 
your ass.
-- 
Daniel Seriff
I've had quite enough of your duck-throwing for one day.

 ;-)
Yes, and also the fattest. Just like anywhere else in this country.:)
Keep up the good healthy cuisine...

 your ass.
Want to compare a EE degree on the market with the one you got??? Feel
free...ROTFL!

 produced? :)
More than Italy does, at this point. Verdi was a better politician than he 
was a composer.
-- 
Daniel Seriff
The power of Debbie's breasts compels you.

 was a composer.
Ladies and Gentlemen, USENET has come to an end.
ROTFL!!!

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Cuba is an island, located in the Caribbean Sea, that is included in a group
called the Americas.
In fact all the islands in the Caribbean are included as well.
Cuba is NOT part of North America, neither is it part of South America any
more than Italy is part of Switzerland..

 from 
www.nationalgeographic.com
I'll happily take 11% of Americans not being able to find America on a map 
over 93% of Italians not being able to find deodorant or toothpaste at the 
drug store.
-- 
Daniel Seriff
Ash nazg durbatulūk, ash nazg gimbatul,
ash nazg thrakatulūk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

 drug store.
Is that why your whores love us so much??? It must be. Because it seems like
that on 4th and 6th St all I gotta say to your slutty fellow women is that
I'm from Italy and I'm already laid. Go over in Europe and try to pick up a
gorgeous and classy Italian woman (like Monica Bellucci
http://www.askmen.com/women/actress_60/74_monica_bellucci.html
 ) and see if
you'll obtain the same results when you say that you are American...ROTFL!!!
By the way, nice style Americans have in clothing. I really like the white
socks with leather shoes style. ROTFL!!!

 Is that why your whores love us so much??? It must be.
Ops, no...it's because on average our cock is twice as big as Americans...

 History book world wide recognizes Colombo for his discovery???
Who knows? I've seen textbooks with all sorts of blatant factual errors in 
them. There are any number of reasons for it.
Besides, the content of schoolbooks is more politically driven than 
historically so. Just another instance of ideology trumping reality.
-- 
Daniel Seriff
For years I said if I could only find a comfortable chair I would rival 
Mozart.
          - Morton Feldman

 historically so. Just another instance of ideology trumping reality.
Tell me what would be the political reason to recognize Colombo instead of
the Vikings (still Europeans are by the way) for America's discovery???

 socks with leather shoes style. ROTFL!!!
Since Italian women are almost invariably either mongoloid giantesses or 
crinkly old midgets, you can count me out.
Give me a big-titted German woman any day of the week.
-- 
Daniel Seriff
Dancing away my hunger pains,
moving my feet so my stomach won't hurt.
I'm kind of like Jesus,
but not in a sacreligious way.

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Good luck finding a job that pays better than $35k/y. My career isn't 
dependent on Wall Street.
-- 
Daniel Seriff
Squid testicles!

 Give me a big-titted German woman any day of the week.
ROTFL!!! That says it all regarding Americans' taste in women.

 ROTFL!!!
Verdi's music is boring and juvenile, and he spent his whole life wishing he 
had the talent of a Hector Berlioz or a Franz Liszt. Aida is nothing more 
than an excuse to parade an elephant and a giraffe across the stage. La 
Traviata is the worst bastardization of music ever to be foisted off on an 
unsuspecting world, a world which had already been so horribly subjected to 
Nabucco. Otello is a five-year-old's comic book ripped off of Shakespeare. 
Rigoletto is a pedophilic rape fantasy. The Requiem is a gaudy, tacky mockery 
of death and loss covered in mascarpone and Sambuca. La forza del destino is 
a pale imitation of Wagner.
But I pontificate unnecessarily, as I have the sneaking suspicion that you 
know no more of Verdi than his name.
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I don't know. You should be telling *me*, since you're the one pushing 
blatant historical inaccuracies with all the enthusiasm of a desperate man.
And of course Vikings are "still Europeans", jackass. I said so myself five 
posts ago, in counter to your comedic assertion that an Italian discovered 
America.
But at least by acknowledging (albeit tacitly and cravenly) the fact that the 
Vikings "discovered" America before the Italians, you've demonstrated at 
least a rudimentary capacity for learning. I have to admit that I'm surprised 
at that revelation.
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 know no more of Verdi than his name.
Ladies and Gentlemen: an American PhD student in Music. No comments needed.

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Indeed, my suspicion is proven.
Jealousy is never pretty. ($1)
-- 
Daniel Seriff
If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?

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È facile nascondere dietro un burattino.
---Reed

 It wasn't lack of American ability. It was lack of Italian relevance.
...and German opposition.
-- 
"Through pride we are ever deceiving ourselves. But deep down below the
surface of the average conscience a still, small voice says to us,
'Something is out of tune.'" - - - Carl Gustav Jung

 they are two separate things.
I'm not. Immigrants from yesteryear evolved.
-- 
Jefferson N. Glapski
http://www.soccersucks.org
 (NSFW)

 ...and German opposition.
True. Eight soldiers in a Panzer is of more military concern than one soldier 
on a Vespa.
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 wide receiver at the age of 40... need any more?
Sorry, don't know them. Type their name in google and type Paolo Maldini and
see who is more famous worldwide.

 countries outside the US.
What a loser. That would be like for a soccer player to be playing in India.
ROTFLMAO!!!!
Football player in other countries: In Italy they don't even get paid to be
playing in the top league and being on the National team (they are
considered amateurs, given how popular Football is). Loser!

 considered amateurs, given how popular Football is). Loser!
I did not know that.
Do you have a link to share with us backing up this amazing fact?

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Search around, I'm sure somewhere it is mentioned. I have two friends that
play for the Milan Falcons team and paid their own meals during the trip at
the last World Cup with the National Team. The Assistant coach of the
Bergamo Lions (the top team in Europe, not NFL) and also Head Coach of the
Italu U21 squad was my PE teacher in High School. Probably I must guess he
wasn't paid too much for his position.
http://www.fiaf.net/

 unathletic, normal people, they melt into their pathetic surroundings.
Beckham would have a mohawk and a washed up Spice Girl with him
Ronaldo would be chomping on some guys junk

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Pop Warner 1,420,000
Jerry Rice 724,000
Darrell Green 266,000
Texas Longhorns 234,000
Paolo Maldini 16,000
Shit, even you are more famous than this Maldini fellow.
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I thought you said football wasn't played outside the US. Were you lying?
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You couldn't find it, could you?
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 Coming from an idiot, I will accept this compliment.
Listen who is speaking ;)

 Listen who is speaking ;)
Yes, an idiot.
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 regardless of who is right, could you stop x-posting to the photo groups?
I am right, and can you please stop fucking crossposting. We don't fucking
appreciate it!
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