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-La Nutella e il Paradiso-
Once upon a time, many, many, many, ma ‘na cifra of many years ago, at
the beginning of the initiation of the mond, there was the caos.
One day, God (God is the nome d’art of Dio), God, who was
disoccupated, had a folgorant idea and so God created the Nutell.
And God saw that the Nutell was good, very good, very very good, good
‘na cifra.
The mangiation of God was long, He manged one million of barattols of
Nutell sfrutting the fact that God has not a Mamm that strills if you
sbaff too much Nutell...
And after this mangiation, God invented the Water Closed Run, the cors
in the cabinet, and some Nutell’s derivates like the red bubbons, the
panz, the cellulit and ceter, and ceter. 
After di which (dopodiché) he invented Adamo ed Eva and all the
paradise and he diss to Adamo and Eva: "Now you have all the Paradise,
you can do everything, very tutt: you have the permission to eat, to
drink, to kiss, to scop; nothing lavor, nothing affit, nothing concors
of impiegats, nothing cod alla post, nothing IRPEF, ILOR.
Only very ozious life: television, telenovels, football, moviols,
process of Monday, appell of Tuesday, cassazion of Wednesday, and
ceter, and ceter. You have gratis restaurants, cinemas, theaters, all
the Paradise is yours: air-conditioned, autom riscaldament, moquette,
parquett, tresset, bidet, omelette, eccet, eccet....
"There’s just one thing, remember, in tutt the Paradise just one thing
absolutely prohibited. Come, come to me in the giardin: this is "the
Nocciol", the alber of the Nutell. 
Only this alber of the Nutell is prohibited, because I like the Nutell
very much, very very much, much ‘na cifra and I want all the Nutell,
tutt the Nutell for me."
During the prim temps, Adamo and Eva were very happy. Adamo said:
"What a cool! ("Cool" is not in Italian "freddo", no, "What a cool"
means "Che cul") All the Paradise is nostr!" 
And everyday, ognigiorn, they discovered something new. A lot of
scoperts, many scoperts, many many scoperts, ‘na cifra di scoperts. 
One day the scopert of the hot water, one day the scopert of the
spaghettis, one day the cigarettes, and ceter, and ceter.
But one day, a trist day, a very very trist day, trist ‘na cifra,
Adamo and Eva fecer the scopert of the first colazion. 
And after the scopert of the cappuccin, the scopert of the aranch
succ, the scopert of the cornetts, they understood that something was
mancant.
"Eva!" said Adamo "Don’t you think that qualcos is mancant here,
proprio here, ‘ncopp this fett?"
"Second me" Eva risposed "’ncopp the fett you have to metter burr and
marmelade."
"No, no Eva, you know that the marmelade schif myself. I want ‘ncopp
this fett something very particular, very very particular, particular
‘na cifra. What do you think about the Nutell?"
"No, Adamo you are scording that the Signor said that’s vietat!" 
"Yes, I remember, but only a little assaggiation, don’t succed
nothing!" And Adamo sces in the cortil where the alber of the Nutell
was and he pres a small barattol and spalmed the brown cream on the
fett and assagged the Nutell.
Adamo and Eva don’t ebber the time to exprimer the godiment that the
tuons and fulmins apparved in the ciel and one voice said:"Potevamo
stupirv you with special effects, but I’m God, not Fantagod!
Adamo, Eva, come here! I’m very incazz with you, very very incazz,
incazz ‘na cifra! How did you permit to tocc the Nutell? Didn’t you
remember that it was prohibited?"
"Cazz!" esclamed Adamo "It was prohibited! Oh, sorry, God, I’m very
very sorry, sorry ‘na cifra, God, I really really was completely
scordat..."
"Don’t do that fint tont, Adamo, I’m God, I can see everything, very
tutt, and I know that you and the woman have deliberatament
assaggiated the Nutell. So you have a big punhition, a very castig for
your peccat. But siccom I’m sconfinatly good, you can choose, you have
two scelts:
"Scelt number 1: nothing Nutell for ever and ever in the secols of the
secols, amen!"
"Nooo!" Eva was piagnucoling "It’s a thing very tragic, very very
tragic, tragic ‘na cifra!"
"Aspett!" said God "Don’t be frettolous woman...
"Scelt number 2: you can take the Nutell, no problem, let’s prend,
prend, but for you is the cacciation out of the Paradise. 
You will have to lavorar with the sudor of your front, you will zapp
the terr, you’ll have mal of schien and, like this don’t bastass,
everytime you will mang Nutell, the malediction of the brufols, of the
mal of panch, of the cacarel will be cadent on you."
"Alé!" esclaimed Adamo "Thank you God, thank you, we don’t interess
the cacciation dal Paradise, the important is to have the Nutell!
Goodbye! Ciao, ciao!"
And so Adamo and Eva were cacciated and this original peccat and this
malediction cadded on lor and on lor discendents, and on the
discendents of the discendents. 
Infact, tutt’ogg, you can veder in the pubblicity all the ragazz that
per aver one fett of pan and Nutell they scalan the mountains they
stay in a tend al fredd and al gel and ceter, and ceter.
But the final pensier of tutti noi is "It’s meglio faticar and soffrir
with the Nutell piuttost che the Terrestr Paradise senz the Nutell."
dina
Ps:

 35 gradi io adesso vado a prendermene una bella cucchiaiata!!!!
ebbene sě
ho da dicembre un barattolo di nutella nella credenza
sim
ps preferisco trombar

ho da dicembre un barattolo di nutella nella credenza
se non vuoi farlo scadere nella tua credenza
portalo a Lavinio
fara' compagnia al mais e al popp corn di PLS
angie
http://guide.supereva.it/tempo_libero/mangiar_bene/
http://angie.supereva.it/
an...@supereva.it

35 gradi io adesso vado a prendermene una bella cucchiaiata!!!!
dovrebbero fare un frigorifero specifico per la nutella, 
l'estate si spiaccica se la lasci fuori, 
e diventa troppo dura se la metti dentro
dina
Ps:

Ps:
la dispensa di Lavinio
mi pare sia l'ideale :-PP
se te la dimentichi dentro
ancora meglio :-)
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sim
mai pensato di giocare d'anticipo e buttarla nella spazzatura?
o aspetti che ci vada da se?
dina
Ps:

o aspetti che ci vada da se?
ripeto:
se deve andarci da sola
se mette a' via annanz e
...
...raggiunge Lavinio :-PP
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 Mi deludi Simone....
son tradizionale
palla lunga e pedalare
sim

 o aspetti che ci vada da se?
la tengo per gli ospiti
sim

 the beginning of the initiation of the mond, there was the caos.
[CUT]
'mporta 'na sega.
E' vecchia !
FUCK!
--
PsyDuck
"rappresento per l'infame quello che per un computer rappresenta un virus,
quindi passa a me, diffida dalle imitazioni, le ali sulle scene e mani
strette sui coglioni"

FUCK!
senti te, papero del campidoglio
che te starnazzi?
dina
Ps:

 che te starnazzi?
Quando vedo una bella ochetta ...
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