Newsgroup: it.hobby.umorismo
Titolo: Windows Errors

WinErr: 000 Loading Windows - Mental sanity in danger
WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger
WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet
WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
WinErr: 004 Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong
WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused
WinErr: 006 Malicious error - Desqview found on drive
WinErr: 007 System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware
WinErr: 008 Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
WinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened
WinErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
WinErr: 00B Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB
WinErr: 00C Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!
WinErr: 00D Window closed - Do not look outside
WinErr: 00E Window open - Do not look inside
WinErr: 00F Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
WinErr: 011 Window open - Do not look outside
WinErr: 012 Window closed - Do not look inside
WinErr: 013 Unexpected error - Huh ?
WinErr: 014 Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
WinErr: 018 Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one.
Old Windows licence is not valid anymore.
WinErr: 019 User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
WinErr: 01A Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your
software. We are terribly sorry.
WinErr: 01B Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time
you will get a penalty for that.
WinErr: 01C Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.
WinErr: 01D System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
WinErr: 01E Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
WinErr: 01F Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.
WinErr: 020 Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost.
WinErr: 021 Mouse not found - Spank the cat?
WinErr: 022 User error - Change the user
WinErr: 023 Syntax error - Learn to type, idiot!
WinErr: 024 Connection er--*##NO CARRIER
WinErr: 025 Error error - Can't display the error message.
WinErr: 026 Mess error - Can you tell us what the hell has happened?
WinErr: 027 Keyboard error - Press F1 to continue. (ragazzi... questo era
DAVVERO un errore del DOS!!!)
WinErr: 028 System unstable - Fix it with some nails
WinErr: 029 Bug found - Use some insecticyde.
WinErr: 02A No more disk space - Formatting C: ...
WinErr: 02B Floating point error - The point sunk
WinErr: 02C Divide by zero - Try another number
WinErr: 02D Access violation - Ask Bill for permission
WinErr: 02E Overflow - Too much coffee on the keyboard. Wake up!
WinErr: 02F Floppy writing error - Banana in drive
WinErr: 030 Floppy reading error - Remember to take the first disk out of
the drive BEFORE inserting a new one.
WinErr: 031 Inexact result - Use your own calculator, sometimes! We can't do
everything! We can't!
WinErr: 032 Invalid operation - Change surgery room
WinErr: 033 Illegal instruction - Police has been contacted
WinErr: 034 General Protection Fault - You condom was already used, sir
general.
WinErr: 042 Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The
virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and
the virus will be activated again.
WinErr: 079 Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please
click the left mouse button to continue.
WinErr: 103 Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Additional
errors may not be displayed or recorded.
WinErr: 678 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another
game?
WinErr: 683 Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the
system to complete boot procedure.
WinErr: 815 Insufficient Memory - Only 50.312.583 Bytes available
MaxArt


Sarò un neofita, ma anche se so l'inglese me girano le palle a vedere
interventi in quella lingua...
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DAVVERO un errore del DOS!!!)
Verissimo (anche se non credo del DOS ma del BIOS), questo mi aveva sempre
fato impazzire! Grazie per avermelo ricordato.

 fato impazzire!
...ti sei poi ripreso?
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>DAVVERO un errore del DOS!!!)
va beh dai :-) 
aveva fatto impazzire anche me con il 286, però poi ho scoperto
l'inganno:
"schiacciare F1" dopo aver riattaccato la tastiera " per continuare"
:|

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si, anche se non ne č venuto un gran film...

fato impazzire! Grazie per avermelo ricordato.
Cazzarola, hai ragione :-) É del BIOS!
Quindi, in teoria, anche ora...
MaxArt

WinErr: 021 Mouse not found - Spank the cat?
Come la traduco... Topo non trovato, sculaccia il gatto?
MaxArt

 si, anche se non ne č venuto un gran film...
meglio, cosě non devi pulire.
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...

si, ed inoltre son riuscito a farcelo stare


Eh già, a questo proposito rimanderei al traduttore di infoseek, e propongo
il gioco divertente di fare tradurre un testo da una lingua A alla lingua B.
Poi dalla Lingua B alla lingua A.
Io l'ho fatto con Language Assistant e meno male che avevo il catetere se no
mi pisciavo addosso dal risultato...
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Geremietti Lazzaro
Sciemziato
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