Newsgroup: it.hobby.umorismo
Titolo: Acromi

chi puņ ripostare gli acronimi, in inglese ? tipo....
FIAT = Fix It Again Tony
ALITALIA = Always Late Take-off In Time Always Late In Arrivals

 Always Late Take-off In Time Always Late In Arrivals
altitalia? e` che d'e`? un gnusgrup binario?
	-p-

e di TOPA in italiano sarebbe?
in IHU potrebbe essere
Trombatori Onirici Per Antonomasia
sim
p.s. parlo di voi

> Trombatori Onirici Per Antonomasia
Ti Odio Però Acconsento.
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Uuiii!!! Finalmente si ri-fa vivo il tizio di "indovinello OT"!!
Comunque, non si diceva "acronimi"
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ALITALIA = Always Late Take-off In Time Always Late In Arrivals
Intendi:
  AUDI    Another Uninformed Driver Insulted. 
          Another Useless Device Installed. 
  BMW     Babbling Mechanical Wench 
          Beastly Monsterous Wonder 
          Beautiful Masterpeices on Wheels 
          Beautiful Mechanical Wonder 
          Big Money Waste 
          Big Money Works 
          Blastphemous Motorized Wreck 
          Born Moderately Wealthy 
          Break My Windows 
          Broken Money Waster 
          Broken Monsterous Wonder 
          Brutal Money Waster 
          Bumbling Mechanical Wretch 
  BUICK   Big Ugly Import Car Killer 
          Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer 
          Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer 
  CHEVY   Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips 
          Charged HEaVilY 
          Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet 
  DODGE   Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 
          Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere 
  FIAT    Failure in Automotive Technology 
          Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation 
          Fix It Again Tony? 
          Fermati Imbecille Abbiamo Tamponato 
  FORD    First On Recall Day 
          First On Race Day 
          Fix Or Repair Daily 
          Found On Road Dead 
          Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's 
          Driver Returns On Foot (backwards) 
  GMC     Garage Man's Companion 
          Generally Mediocre Cars 
          Get More Chicks 
          Got More Crap 
          Gotta Mechanic Coming 
  MOPAR   Most Often Passed At Races 
          Mostly Old Parts And Rust 
          Mostly Old Paint And Rust 
  PONTIAC Poor Old Nut Thinks It's A Cadillac 
  SAAB   Swedish Automobile - Always Broken 
  TOYOTA Too Often Yankes Overprice This Auto 
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Oppure:
Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars 
Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars 
Acura NSX - I am impotent 
Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires 
Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states 
Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman 
Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp 
Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people 
Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette 
Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis 
Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather 
Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well 
Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower 
Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car 
Ferrari Testarossa - I am known to prematurely ejaculate 
Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart) 
Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones 
Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them 
Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall. 
Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall. 
Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all 
Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit 
Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming. 
Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending. 
Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports. 
Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year. 
Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu 
Lamborghini Countach - I only have one testicle 
Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers 
Mercury Grand Marquis - (See above) 
Mercedes 500SL - I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph 
Mercedes 560SEL - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole 
Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler 
MGB - I am dating a mechanic 
Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either 
Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings. 
Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts 
Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List 
Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena 
Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock 
Porsche 911 Turbo - I have a three inch thingie 
Porsche 944 - I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me 
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchannon is a tad bit too liberal 
Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic) 
Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu 
Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet 
Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns 
Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet 
Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now 
Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife 
O piuttosto:
SABENA      Such A Bad Experience, Never Again
BOAC        Better On A Camel
            Bought On American Credit
[La Boac e' la British airways di 20 anni fa]
PIA         Please Inform Allah
AI          Allah Informed
ALITALIA    Always Late in Takeoff and Late in Arrival
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"On Tue, 26 Oct 1999 15:59:17 +0200, Sim wrote about Re: Acromi:
Ciao Sim
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Tentativi
Orgiastici
Per
Astinenti
Io pure.
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mitico, grazie !!
Gordon

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 >Trombatori Onirici Per Antonomasia
T'amo O' Pio Anfratto
sim


Non era "T'amo o pio Biso"?
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 Non era "T'amo o pio Biso"?
BISO
Bisognoso
Immantinente
Sorca
Orgasmica
sim


Bellissimo
Individuo
Scopa
Ognora
Antonio

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Inventarsi
Scopate
Orsu'!
Giorgio

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Bamboccio 
Italiano
Sempiterno
Onanista
- - 
Hamdullah assalame.
Abu John

...
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per i gay è
Bellimbusto
Istigante
Sodomizzazioni
Oniriche
MaxArt

Ognora
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Individuo
Scopare
Ignora
Ovunque
	:-)
Ciao,
Rick
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tre minuti: poveraccio, non fa nemmeno in
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