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Titolo: Mi ha scritto Sammy

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Mi ha scritto Sammy Yusuf dicendo che se gli mando gli estremi del mio conto
in banca mi spedisce di nascosto 400 milioni di dollari!
Porca vacca, e' gia' il quarto che mi fa questa proposta e tutti insieme,
adesso avrei gia' 1.600 milioncini da parte.
Chissa' quanto gelato devo vendere per incassare 1.600 milioni di dollari.
Povero Sammy, chissa' come ci e' rimasto male, che non gli ho nemmeno
risposto!
P.S.
C'e' qualcuno che li vuole? gli passo l'indirizzo di Sammy
Dear Sir,
REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP - STRICTLY
CONFIDENTIAL.
Firstly, I must solicit your strictest confidentiality
in this transaction. This is by virtue of its nature
as being utterly CONFIDENTIAL and "TOP SECRET." Though
I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make
anyone apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you
that all will be well at the end of the day. We have
decided to contact you first by your email due to the
urgency of this transaction, as we have been reliably
informed that it will take at least two to three weeks
for a normal post to reach you. So we decided it is
best using the email.
Let me start by first introducing myself properly to
you. I am DR. CHRIS OBI, a director general in
the
Petroleum Ministry and I head a Six-man tender board
in charge of Contracts Awards and payment Approvals. I
came to know of you in my search for a reliable and
reputable person to handle a very confidential
business transaction which involves the transfer of a
huge sum of money to a foreign account requiring
maximum confidence. I and my colleagues are top
officials of the Federal Government Contract Review
Panel. Our duties include evaluation,
vetting, approval for payment of contract jobs done
for the Petroleum Ministry, etc. In order to commence
this business, we solicit for your assistance to
enable us transfer into your account the said funds.
 The source of this funds is as follows: During the
 last military regime here in Nigeria, this committee
 awarded a contract of US$400,000,000.00 (Four Hundred
 Million United States Dollars) to five construction
 firms on behalf of the Petroleum Ministry for the
 supply, construction and installation of Oil Pipeline
 from Warri to PortHarcourt.
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Aldo Vincent
Il Gelataio di Corfu'
LA VITA E' UNA CASSATA
www.leggendogodendo.com
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 in banca mi spedisce di nascosto 400 milioni di dollari!
Io ho ricevuto questo tipo di messaggio (con varianti sul tema)
almeno una ventina di volte da diversi mittenti.
La mia risposta classica e' la seguente:
Dear Sir,
this is a well-known scam.
I've forwarded your message to FBI and Interpol.
Take care
ciao,
g.

 risposto!
sono sicuro che invece rispondi sempre subito alle offerte di "Penis
enlargement"

Obliterato ha scriveva:
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Bravo!
La rete ha bisogno di utenti come te, che si preoccupano di confermere i
propri indirizzi agli spammer!!
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Maurizio Tecli <mauri...@SPAMMINTOSHadriacom.it> wrote in message
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Che cos'e'?
Vedo che sei ben informato.
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