Newsgroup: it.hobby.umorismo
Titolo: Scommesse

Questa mi č arrivata via posta come catena di S. Antonio...
A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day,
carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must
speak with the president of the bank to open a savings
account because, "It's a lot of money!"
After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally
ushered her into the president's office (the customer
is always right!).
The bank president then asked her how much she would
like to deposit.
She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of
her bag onto his desk.
The president was of course curious as to how she came
by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised
you're carrying so much cash around. Where did you get
this money?"
The old lady replied, "I make bets."
The president then asked, "Bets?
What kind of bets?" The old woman said,"Well, for example,
I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square."
"Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet.
You can never win that kind of bet!" The old lady
challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?"
"Sure," said the president, "I'll bet $25,000 that my
balls are not square!"
The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is
a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me
tomorrow at 10:00 am as a witness?"
"Sure!" replied the confident president.
That night, the president got very nervous about the bet
and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his
balls, turning from side to side, again and again.
He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure that there
was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he
would win the bet.
The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old
lady appeared with her lawyer at the president's office.
She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated
the bet: "$25,000 says the president's balls are square!"
The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady
asked him to drop his pants so they could all see. The
president complied. The little old lady peered closely
at his balls and then asked if she could feel them.
"Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of
money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure."
Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging
his head against the wall.
The president asked the old lady, "What the hell's the
matter with your lawyer?"
She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that
at 10:00 am today, I'd have The Bank of Canada's president's
balls in my hand."
The origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings
good luck to everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks
the chain will have bad luck. Do not keep this letter.
Do not send money. Just forward it to five of your friends
to whom you wish good luck. You will see thatsomething good
happens to you four days from now if the chain is not
broken. You will receive good luck in four days
Che dite, la barzelletta non l'avevo ancora sentita passare sul NG,
anche se la conoscevo sotto altra forma. Mi č piaciuta l'idea della
catena di S. Antonio umoristica.
--
Saluti, Kap.
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Le facce da IHU! Si possono anche sentire!
http://pclib1.cedi.unipr.it/kap/Ihu/IHUfacce.html
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Due rette parallele si incontrano all'infinito
   quando oramai non gliene frega piů un cazzo...
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 Questa mi č arrivata via posta come catena di S. Antonio...
Anche a me. E' la terza volta in una settimana che la leggo. Che, mi sa
che fa piu' vittime questa che la diarrea...
Saluti, Gabry :-)
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