Newsgroup: it.hobby.umorismo
Titolo: MAPS Enforcement Director

Dear  Antonio Biso il Censore
                                                  :
             Congress last year authorized funding of a
             nationwide auditing system designed to control
             inappropriate flooding of Internet newsgroups and
             electronic mailboxes. The legislation, which
             designates "Spam-free Zones," carries a range of
             penalties for persons convicted of aggravated
             cross-posting or malicious mass mailings.
             The MAPS e-mail tracking system has determined
             that you recently trespassed in a Spam-free Zone by
             knowingly:
             Your alleged irresponsible action triggered a hub
             overload condition. This, in turn, prompted the
             automatic shutdown of all regional T1 connector
             capabilities.
             Contact my office immediately by phone or through
             fax, NOT through e-mail. You are advised to cease
             and desist from sending further e-mail until this
             matter is resolved. Failure to contact this office
             within 7 business days will result in the following
             actions:
                 * Your e-mail address will be posted for
                 60 days on alt.weird and alt.conspiracy
                 newsgroups.
                 * All outgoing e-mail from your account
                 will carry a mandatory signature "I'm
                 lonely. Spam me!"
                 * You will become a lifetime member of
                 the Columbia Virus of the Month Club.
                 * Any computer system listed at your
                 address (based on warranty-registration
                 cards) will be Gaussed on a random,
                 unannounced basis.
                 * You will be required to perform 10
                 weekends of community service picking up
                 Snickers wrappers on the nearest
                 Microsoft Campus.
                 * For a period of two years, your e-mail
                 will be monitored through this agency.
                 Inappropriate messages will be reported
                 to the Internet Decency Committee for
                 possible action.
             Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.
             MAPS Enforcement Director
             BLaCK+MuSH (Avalon)

 Dear  Antonio Biso il Censore
<SNIP>
ROTFL!
Un altro paio e potrei scordarmi di tutti i messaggi insulsi
che mi hai fatto scaricare...
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              electronic mailboxes. The legislation, which
<ZIP>
Finalmente una nuova!!!
e ci voleva tanto...
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Ciao
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Dear  Antonio Biso il Censore
Non conosco l'inglese, I'm sorry...
Antonio


Ci si chiedeva infatti che fine avesse fatto Avalon.
due giorni seduto davanti al pc a digitare e cancellare, digitare e
cancellare, una scureggina ogni tanto per sentirsi vivo, un bicchiere
di soda per accompagnare un tramezzino al catrame e gorgonzola...
ora si gode il meritato riposo, tronfio per questo inaspettato
gioiello di facezia.
Avalon, non fare come Prospirotti. 
Non te ne andare.
Hamdullah assalame.
Abu John