Newsgroup: it.fan.tv.buffy
Titolo: [btvs 6.5] Life serial sinossi

Solito riassunto, stavolta l'ho trovato piu' dettagliato delle volte
precedenti ma ci ho messo piu' tempo perche' p'renab snaf pur fv fbab
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zbygb...
Cmq, andate sotto lo spoiler space di rito...
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Buffy returns home from her meeting with Angel, and refuses to talk
about it...big surprise. 
Everyone has been thinking about what Buffy should do with her life,
now that she has one.  Going back to school is one option, but she's
missed registration.  Willow and Tara suggest that she can audit some
of their courses, until next semester.  Buffy agrees to give it a try.
Meanwhile the geek trio are preparing to do a little Slayer testing,
find her weaknesses.  They've also got themselves a tricked out black
surveillance van.  Andrew doesn't get the "low profile" idea though,
he's painted a Death Star on the side.  After a bit of a digression
into proper Death Star design between him and Jonathan, Warren makes
him paint it over.
--
Day one: Willow's sociology class--Buffy is totally lost, mainly
because the professor and the students are all spouting a lot of
pretentious gobbledygook.  Buffy's drinking buddies from _Beer Bad_
would get along well in it.
After class Warren bumps into Buffy in the hallway and plants a widget
on her sweater.  He radios into Jon and Andrew in the van to tell them
to activate it.  They have tapped into the school security cameras to
watch her.
Buffy plans to accompany Tara to an art appreciation class next.  They
have 20 minutes to spare so Tara hands her a book on Renaissance art. 
Buffy opens it and looks at one of the pictures.  She hears a funny
buzzing sound, and when it goes away Tara is mid sentence in something
Buffy didn't hear the beginning of. She thinks she zoned out.  She
hands Tara the book, and goes to the water fountain for a drink.  She
hears the buzz again, and suddenly Tara is telling her class is
starting.  The 20 minutes have gone by in just a few seconds to Buffy.
Buffy rushes to catch Tara before art class starts, and suddenly she's
going against the flow off all the students coming *out* of the class.
Tara starts asking what happened to her, when suddenly everything goes
into fast forward again.  Tara is gone. Buffy tries to follow her
outside.  People are zipping past her moving impossibly fast.  Someone
bumps into her and knocks her to the ground.  She crawls under a table
for protection from the rushing crowd.  She hears the buzzing again,
and tracks it down to the thing Warren stuck to her sweater.  While
she's looking at it, Warren hits the self destruct button, and it goes
poof.
Warren sits back, very pleased with himself while Jonathan and Andrew
score his effort.  Andrew is up next.
-- 
Day two: Buffy goes to work with Xander. He's arranged a job for her
on
his construction job. When he gets his first look at Buffy Tony the
foreman is very dubious, but Xander assures him that she's a lot
stronger than she looks.  He reluctantly puts her to work with a guy
who has to move some steel I-beams, weighing a few hundred pounds
each. 
He, and everyone else watching is amazed when she effortlessly picks
one up, and asks where they want it.
A bit later in the day one of the guys working with Buffy tells her to
slow down.  She's making them all look bad.  She takes a break to get
a
drink.  Out in the van Andrew starts to play a pan pipe.  Buffy looks
around, seeming to hear it.  She's startled by Tony.  She suddenly
pushes him out of the way of an attacking demon. He smashes head first
against a wall and slumps to the floor.
Buffy battles the demon, and it's joined by a couple of buddies.  She
pretty much trashes that area of the construction site, and a few of
the other workers get buried under a wall she kicks a demon through. 
When she kills the demons they melt.  
After the fight the guys in the van get in a little fight over the
binoculars watching Buffy.  Andrew gets pushed against the horn, and
it
plays the theme from Star Wars.  Buffy notices it. Xander shows up as
and some of his friends are digging their way out from under some
wreckage.  At first Xander thinks she just got made at them for
excessive teasing. Tony is awake and pissed at her for her unprovoked
attack.  The guys who *did* see the demons are in the usual Sunnydale
"I saw nothing!" mode, and Buffy has no bodies.  Xander escorts Buffy
off the site, telling her she should go see Giles and get with the
researching. "You're firing me, aren't you?" says Buffy. "Big time."
says Xander.
--
Day three: Buffy faces a fate worse than death: retail.  Shes going to
work in the Magic Box. Out in the van Jonathan does a spell.  It fills
the van with smoke, and they all bail out, coughing.  Anya tells Buffy
to help a woman who has entered the shop. Buffy passes a guy examining
candles and he asks for her opinion of which candle to get for setting
a romantic mood. "Lemon Seduction," or "Essence of Slug."  She tells
him to go with the lemon, and goes to ask the woman what she wants. 
The lady wants a mummy hand.  Buffy goes to get it out of the
basement,
and the hand attacks her.  Buffy impales it with Dagger of Lex.  Back
upstairs she presents the hand, still on the dagger (which she offers
to toss in for free) to the woman.  She isn't amused, the hand is dead
now and useless.
Buffy suddenly finds herself back where she started, with Anya telling
her to help this woman who just came in the shop.  Outside in the van
the geeks are watching through a miniature video camera hidden in the
eye socket of a skull in the shop.  The looping has begun, just like
that TNG episode where the Enterprise kept blowing up, or the X-Files
with the bank that kept blowing up.  The only  way for Buffy to get
out
is to satisfy the customer.
Buffy goes through several iterations, growing more and more
frustrated.  She throws slug candles at the guy, telling him he won't
get laid anyway.  She tries attacking the woman.  She tries leaving
the
shop, hiding in the basement, smashing Giles' glasses.  Nothing works.
She keeps getting dragged back to the moment the woman enters the
shop. 
Eventually she hits on an idea.  She tells the woman that the mummy
hand they've got is defective, but they can special order a new one
for
her, and deliver it to her home.  She gets the address, collects the
payment, and the woman leaves satisfied.
Giles and Anya are impressed with Buffy's first sale, until Anya
notices that Buffy *didn't* charge for the shipping.  That will have
to
come out of Buffy's pay.  Buffy slaps her name tag down on the counter
and storms out.
--
Evening: Buffy is with Spike in his crypt, shooting back shots of his
scotch, and pouring out her frustrations.  She figures that all the
weird things happening to her are connected.  Giles is researching,
but
Spike figures he won't get anywhere.  He thinks its time for him to
dig
into the demon community.
They hit a bar.  Spike tells the bartender to give him his usual, and
one for the lady.  The bartender starts to pour a couple of shots of
scotch, but Buffy takes the whole bottle.  Spike leads her into the
back room, where a bunch demons are playing poker.  Buffy thinks they
are going to bust a couple of heads to get answers, but Spike has
other
plans.  He joins the game, telling Buffy these guys tend to talk when
they play.  Buffy sits down to watch, while still taking slugs from
the
scotch bottle. They are playing for kittens, which disgusts Buffy. 
Spike didn't bring any, and asks for someone to stake him. "I'll do
it!" says Buffy.
They geeks have their van parked in the street, and get into an
argument about which Bond is better.  Warren likes Connery, Jonathan
likes Moore, Andrew is partial to Dalton.  (I kinda go along with
Warren, but Andrew had a point about _The Living Daylights_.  Warren's
assessment of _Moonraker_ is right on the money.)
Spike wins the final hand with a straight flush, and collects his
winnings. Buffy isn't happy. They didn't learn anything, and she sets
the kittens free.
Buffy stumbles out of the bar.  She spots the van parked nearby, and
recognizes it from the construction site.  She starts toward it.
Andrew and Warren are still wrestling over which Bond is better, when
Jonathan spots Buffy coming toward them.
Buffy approaches the van, when a big, red, horned demon with bat wings
and a loin cloth steps out from behind it.  The van takes off.  The
demon starts spouting some bad D&D type dialog about how it has been
testing the Slayer.  Buffy swings a punch at its head, but misses  She
kicks it in the chest.  The demon staggers back, and Buffy falls on
her
butt.  The demon makes a big speech about being mortally wounded, and
having to return to its demon dimension to die, and throws down
something on the ground in front of it.  It explodes with a brilliant
flash, and makes a huge cloud of smoke.  The demon runs away under its
cover.  Buffy and Spike just see smoke.  Buffy is starting to feel
sick.
The demon catches up with the van around the corner.  Andrew and
Warren
tell him to get in the back.  The demon says he won't fit.  Andrew
tells him to undo the spell. "Let the spell be ended." says the demon,
and shrinks down into Jonathan, who has to hold up the loin cloth. 
He's hurting all over.  He may have been big, but he wasn't any
stronger.  All in all though the trio is pleased with their efforts. 
They've tested the Slayer, and survived, and they have collected lots
of data.
--
Buffy comes out of the bathroom after a throwing up session. Giles
hands her a glass of water and she goes into her room, and sits on the
floor. Giles follows her.  He hasn't had any luck finding this latest
demon in his research, and he thinks Buffy is pushing herself too
hard.
Buffy tells him the phone company doesn't agree.  Giles has something
for that, and hands her a cheque.  Buffy puts up very little
resistance
to accepting it.  She tells him that it makes her feel kinda like her
mom is back.  Giles doesn't really like the idea of being "mom" so
Buffy asks if he'd rather be the shiftless absent father.  Giles
thinks
maybe a rakish uncle would fit best.
Buffy wants to show the cheque to Dawn, but first she has something to
tell Giles. "This... It makes me feel safe... Knowing you're always
gonna be here."  She goes, leaving Giles in thought.
Misato-san aka Nana Komatsu
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zbygb...
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 to accepting it.
Meno male che ci hanno risparmiato il solito "No, non posso accettarlo... no
davvero no, no come potrei noooo!" :-))
Cmq, riassumendo, sicuramente l'episodio piu' leggero e divertente della
stagione fin qua... ma era IMHO quello che ci voleva :-)
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Sie nur kann Deine Seele retten"

 prffvab yn ybeb rfvfgramn ary tveb qv cbpuv rcvfbqv;
Ma ti pare che sono i cattivoni sti tre! Al massimo aiuteranno il
"cattivone" di turno, sia esso Willow o un qualcosa che magari richiamano
loro. Ma loro tre cosi' come sono ora sono solo divertenti!
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stagione fin qua... ma era IMHO quello che ci voleva :-)
vabbe, ovvio...
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 gli altri sono copie (oddio, anche l'ultimo non e' male, eh...)
Su su, nessuno dice che Roger Moore e' meglio? E Timothy Dalton? Cosi'
ricreiamo il terzetto ;-)
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 ricreiamo il terzetto ;-)
Timothy e' un aborto, Roger inadattissimo al ruolo, Brosnan invece mi piace.
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Ciao
Filippo

Timothy e' un aborto, Roger inadattissimo al ruolo, Brosnan invece mi piace.
tenendo conto che lo stesso Ian  Fleming pensava a Roger Moore come
perfetto 007... e' tutto dire ;-)
-- 
K'Ehleyr
The Bloody Club, tessera n. 1
"All I really wanted was a spectacular death. A good quip and a chance to kick butt."

 perfetto 007... e' tutto dire ;-)
Ok ecco la seconda... avanti, ora qualcuno che preferisca Timothy Dalton e
siamo a posto :-DDDD
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at 8/7 Central. Only on UPN.

siamo a posto :-DDDD
E George Lazemby e David Niven dove li mettiamo? :DDDD
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 E George Lazemby e David Niven dove li mettiamo? :DDDD
Son solo tre i geeks ;)
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perfetto 007... 
vabbe', pero quello che gli ha dato anima e corpo e' stato Connery... (e
tra l'altro e' anche meglio come attore...)
per di piu' la serie di films con Connery erano piu' belli di quelli con
Roger Moore
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 Roger Moore
Ma i film con Moore erano migliori di quelli con Brosnan eppure io
preferisco Pierce.
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Ciao
Filippo

Son solo tre i geeks ;)
Io infatti sono l'Essere Superiore :P
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siamo a posto :-DDDD
_io_non_ho_detto_che_preferisco_Roger_Moore_ :PPPPP
il mio cuore appartiene a Scir Scion Connery ;-DD
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Roger Moore
non ho detto che Ian Fleming ne capiva di film ^_____-
Sean Connery _e'_ 007... e basta ^_^
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 il mio cuore appartiene a Scir Scion Connery ;-DD
Scierto! ^____^
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Sean Connery _e'_ 007... e basta ^_^
Direi proprio di si', ma ve lo vedete Roger Moore a bere un Dom Perignom
del '54 discettando sulla qualita' dell'annata? :-))
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del '54 discettando sulla qualita' dell'annata? :-))
basta che non apra troppo la bocca per bere, altrimenti salterebbero i
punti della plastica ;-D
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E George Lazemby e David Niven dove li mettiamo? :DDDD
nel Water.
e tiriamo parecchie volte lo sciacquone
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preferisco Pierce.
erano piu' gadgettistici, ma a lungo andare si perdeva lo spirito di
James Bond
con pierce si e' ripreso (almeno in Goldeneye; in Tomorrow Never Dies
(uno de sti giorni, se non sbaglio) un po' di meno, ma cmq piu' dei
films con Moore...
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del '54 discettando sulla qualita' dell'annata? :-))
AGH!!!!
no, in effetti...
Ah, tra l'altro: vi ricordate quali altre erano le annate???
'54, '56 e poi???
boh, vabbe', per me un Martini, sheckerato, non mescolato...
^_______^
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 nel Water.
ROTFL!
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e tiriamo parecchie volte lo sciacquone
Nel film con Lazmby c'e' Emma Peel, e quello basta e avanza per me
H__H
David Niven non me lo puoi toccare:)))
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 riferimento va perso...
Loro dicono:
Andrew: I just hope she solves it faster than Data did in the ep of
TNG where the Enterprise kept blowing up.
Warren: Or Mulder in the X Files when the bank kept exploding.
Andrew: Scully wants me so bad... 
Diverra' qualcosa tipo:
Andrew: Oggi ho molta fame, sara' il tempo particolarmente soleggiato
che mi fa venire fame.
Warren: Mangi sempre diventerai una palla.
Andrew: Sempre meno di te...
Questo in un caso ottimista :-P Nel caso pessimista tagliano tutto
perche' non capiscono di cosa stanno parlando :-P
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Laz dal "lavoro"

David Niven non me lo puoi toccare:)))
come attore sono d'accordo;
come 007 invece si!
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perche' non capiscono di cosa stanno parlando :-P
;_;
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come 007 invece si!
Tu non hai capito quel film ^_^
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 preferisco Pierce.
toh, una volta io e Filippo siamo d'accordo! ;-))
Brosnan e' perfetto come Bond....i film sono forse i peggiori, ma
l'attore e' il piu' adatto!! :-))
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Vampi

l'attore e' il piu' adatto!! :-))
E' un grande:)
Cavoli..ho appena scoperto che Kylie Minogue e' alta 1 metro e 50!
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Tu non hai capito quel film ^_^
cmq, non e' 007.
almeno imho (come tutti i pareri che esprimo, del rersto...)
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l'attore e' il piu' adatto!! :-))
ma secondo me non sono i peggiori...
anzi, per certe cose sono meglio di quelli di moore (anche se stanno
molto diventando americanata, come tutto il cinema americano, del resto,
salvo poche eccezioni...)
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almeno imho (come tutti i pareri che esprimo, del rersto...)
Casino Royale e' un romanzo di Iam Fleming.
Ed e' l'unico romanzo sfuggito a Broccoli.
Chi acquisto' i diritti volle farne una parodia del genere.
E Woody Allen vale il film:)
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Chi acquisto' i diritti volle farne una parodia del genere.
sollo sollo
appunto, non e' 007 ^^;
btw, se ti picciono le aprodie, imperdibile Austin Power (sia uno che
2... ;))))
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