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Titolo: OT- Cappucciett red. Ovvero: emigrati italiani nel mondo

Tant ma tant temp ago, ce stava 'na little Cappucciett Red. One mattin
her mamma dissed: "Dear Cappucciett, take this cest to the nonn but
warning
to the lup that is very ma very kattiv! And torn prest! Good luck! And
in boc at the lup!".
Cappucciett didn't capl very well this ultim thing but went away, da
sol, with the cest. Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at
a cert
punt she incontered the lup, who dissed: "Hi! Piccula piezz'e girl!
'Ndove do you go?". "To the nonn with this little cest, which is
little but it full of a sacc of chocolate and biscots and panetons and
more, more, more and mirtills" she dissed.
"Ah, mannagg 'a maruschella (maybe an expression com: what a cul that
I had)" dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc. And so
the lup dissed: "Beh, now I dev andar because the telephonin is
squilling, sorry." And the lup went away, but not very away, but to
the nonn's house.
Cappucciett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin, continued
for her sentier in the forest. The lup arrived at the house, suoned
the campanel, entered, and, after saluting the nonn, magned her in a
boccon. Then, after sputing the dentier, he indossed the ridicol night
berret and fikked himself in the let. 
When Cappucciett Red came to the fint nonn's house, suoned and
entered. But when the little and a bit stupid girl saw the nonn (non
was the nonn, 
but the lup, ricord!) dissed: "But nonn, why do you stay in let?".
And the nonn-lup: "Oh, I've stort my cavigl doing aerobics!". "Oh,
poor nonn!",said Cappucciett (she was more than a bit stupid, I think,
wasn't she?). Then she dissed: "But... what big okks do you have? Do
you bisogn some collir?".
"Oh, no! It's for see you better, my dear (stupid) little girl" dissed
the nonn-lup. Then Cappucciett, who was more dur than a block of
marm:"But what big oreks do you have, do you have the orekkions?". And
the nonn-lup:
"Oh, no! It is to ascolt you better". And Cappucciett (that I think
was now really rincoglionited) said: "But what big dents do you
have!". And the lup, that at this point wanted to dir: "Cossi ti mai?"
(maybe an expression com: to buy to you the little machine, never?)
dissed: it is to magn you better!
And magned really tutt quant the poor little red girl. But (ta dah!)
out of the house a simpatic, curious and innocent cacciator of frodo
(maybe a
city near there) sented all and dissed: "Accident! A lup! Its pellicc
vals a sac of solds. And so, spinted only for the compassion for the
little girl,
butted a terr the kils of volps, fringuells and conigls that he had
ammazzed till that moment, imbracced the fucil, entered in the stanz
and
killed the lup.
Then quarced his panz (being attent not to rovin the pellicc) and
tired fora the nonn (still viv) and Cappucciett (still
rincoglionited). And
so, at the end, the cacciator of frodo vended the pellicc and
guadagned(Honestly) a sacc of solds. The nonn magned tutt the
leccornies in the cest.
Cappucciett red...
beh!, let her stay, because she had capit.
And so, everybody lived felix and content (maybe not the lup!).
 
 
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Coragg, you will veder that ti pass
Roberto
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 Tant ma tant temp ago, ce stava 'na little Cappucciett Red.
Very divertent!!
I aggio sghignazzated a lot! :-))
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