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Once More, with Feeling (Season 6)
DAWN: Oh my god. You will never believe what happened at school today.
BUFFY: Everybody started singing and dancing?
DAWN: (disappointed) I gave birth to a pterodactyl.
ANYA: Oh my god, did it sing?
DAWN: So, you guys too, huh?
XANDER: So what'd you guys sing about?
DAWN: (sighs) Math.
School Hard (Season 2)
BUFFY: La vache... doit me... touche... de la... jeudi. Was it wrong?
Should I use the plural?
WILLOW: No. But you said, 'The cow should touch me from Thursday.'
BUFFY: Maybe that's what I was feeling.
WILLOW: And you said it wrong.
BUFFY: Oh, je stink.
Dead Man's Party (Season 3)
GILES: Cordelia, it's me! It's me!
CORDELIA: How do we know it's really you and not zombie Giles?
GILES: Cordelia, do stop being tiresome.
CORDELIA: It's him.
No Place Like Home (Season 5)
GILES: I think I liked it better when demons would just crash in here and
tear the place apart. Just seemed so much simpler.
Earshot (Season 3)
WILLOW: What are you doing Buffy?
BUFFY: Nothing... Checking for horns.
WILLOW: Ah, you know, Buffy, I don't even think Giles is right about you
becoming like a demon. I mean he's totally burnt. You know, dealing with
faith and this ascension thing. Between you and me, he's not doing his best
work.
BUFFY: What if he is right? I'm suddenly going to grow this demon part and
we don't even know what it is. It could be claws or scales... What?
WILLOW: Was it a boy demon?
Listening to Fear (Season 5)
WILLOW: (to Giles) I don't wanna be the one who finds the bodies any more.
Triangle (Season 5)
TARA: I'm envious, Mr. Giles. A trip to England sounds so exciting and
exotic. (realizes) Un...less you're English.
Bad Eggs (Season 2)
WILLOW: Did I really hit you?
XANDER: You knocked me out.
CORDELIA: Did *I* hit you?
XANDER: Yes, everyone hit me.
CORDELIA: Good. Well, I don't mean 'good' because I hit you, but I didn't
wanna be left out.
The Harsh Light of Day (Season 4)
GILES: Oh, good morning.
BUFFY: Giles, I didn't know you were here.
GILES: Uh really.
BUFFY: I was studying at the library. All Saturday night. (Giles gives her
a look.) Uh, you know what. I'm an adult now and it's none of your business
what I do.
GILES: I'm sincerely relieved to hear that. Now can we discuss the
impending disaster.
Pangs (Season 4)
BUFFY: Will, anything in those books about how to stop a native american
spirit guy? Some nice, non-judgmental way to, you know, kill him?
WILLOW: I'm not gonna help you kill him. I'm not on board.
BUFFY: What choice do we have?
WILLOW: Buffy, this isn't a western. We're not at fort...Giles with the
cavalry coming to save us. It's one lonely guy. Oppressed warrior guy who's
just trying to...
BUFFY: Kill a lot of people?
WILLOW: I didn't say he was right.
BUFFY: Will, you know how bad I feel about this. It's eating me up-- (To
Anya.) 1/4 Cup of brandy and let it simmer-- (To Willow.) But even though
it's hard, we have to end this. Yes, he's been wronged, And I personally
would be ready to apologize--
SPIKE: Oh, someone put a stake in me.
XANDER: You got a lot of volunteers in here.
SPIKE: I just can't take all this mamby-pamby boo-hooing about the bloody
indians.
BUFFY: Uh, the preferred term--
SPIKE: You won. All right? You came in and you killed them and you took
their land. That's what conquering nations do. It's what Caesar did, and
he's not going around saying, "I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about
it." The history of the world isn't people making friends. You had better
weapons, and you massacred them. End of story.
BUFFY: Well, I think the spaniards actually did a lot of-- Not that I don't
like spaniards.
SPIKE: Listen to you. How you gonna fight anyone with that attitude?
WILLOW: We don't wanna fight anyone.
BUFFY: I just wanna have thanksgiving.
SPIKE: Heh heh. Yeah...Good luck.
WILLOW: If we could talk to him--
SPIKE: You exterminated his race. What could you possibly say that would
make him feel better? It's kill or be killed here. Take your bloody pick.
XANDER: Maybe it's the syphilis talking, but... Some of that made sense.
GILES: I made these points earlier, but fine, no one listens to me.
Anne (Season 3)
BUFFY: This'll probably go faster if we split up.
Lily: (nods in agreement) Can I come with you?
BUFFY: Okay, where did I lose you on the whole splitting up thing?
Lily: (smiles) Oh. Sorry.
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Filippo "Hytok" Simone - L'oracolo sampdoriano di Sunnydale
La Casa degli Elfi - 
http://www.freewebtown.com/lacasadeglielfi/
Enclave del Dominio - S.N.S. Despiser - 
http://ildominio.altervista.org/
Commissione Voyager - 
http://www.voyageritalia.com/


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