Newsgroup: it.fan.tv.buffy
Titolo: Joss says....

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joss says:
(Tue Aug 1 22:27:49 2000 205.188.192.33)
And now, the inevitable lies and misdirections about next season. (I mean
spoilers.)
1)The character of Xander will be a lesbian. (I'm gunning for a mix-master.)
2)Everything Buffy says, though it will SOUND perfectly normal, will be
misspelled.
3)Because of counter programming by FOX, ANGEL will now be called LIGHT
ANGEL. Or possible PLAID ANGEL. Or ANGEL WHO IS NEITHER DARK NOR TOUCHING
ANYONE NOR IN ANY WAY A CITY THEREOF BUT JUST THE ONE ANGEL WHO'S LIGHT
AND/OR PLAID.
4)Buffy and Riley will finally have sex.
5)Tara's extreme nakedness will be, sadly, covered by clothing.
6)All monsters, perils and/or problems will be resolved through angry
finger-pointing and prayer.
Apart from that, everything pretty much staus quo -- same stuff you've seen
before -- in fact, most of the eps will be clip shows or cleverly concealed
reruns. Yay. Yay to the Buffy.
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joss says:
(Tue Aug 1 22:33:53 2000 205.188.192.33)
Kristen -- 'like' is not the word. ('pudendous' is not the word either, but
it's a damn fun one.)
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joss says:
(Sun Aug 6 19:18:54 2000 152.163.201.177)
And I stopped by the site wherein I'm a hottie and, oddly enough, I approve
of it wholeheartedly. What are the odds?
[parla di 
http://www.jossisahottie.com
 ]
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joss says:
(Sat Sep 2 20:24:09 2000 152.163.195.208)
Yes, Eliza has said she'll come back if the stories are interesting. Which
is just too damn bad, 'cause I had some really DULL stuff lined up for
Faith. Man, QUALITY dull. She was gonna knit, there was whole psoriasis arc,
intense dandruff -- Oh! She was gonna vaccuum. But, like, obsessively. It's
the kind of lifeless TV the fans demand, but apparantly Little Miss Contrary
isn't into that. Well, fine.
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joss says:
(Sat Sep 30 10:24:20 2000 205.188.192.174)
Sidney, you're new, and you seem like a real fan, but you don't understand
the RULES. People WANT to talk to you, but you haven't undergone the
INITIATION. So go get a tub of margarine, three quartz crystals, a copy of
Ladies Home journel and a basset hound. Then we'll explain the ritual and
the fun talkin' will commence! Trust me.
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joss says:
(Fri Apr 28 18:27:48 2000 152.163.197.67)
What's all this?
Willow and Tara are GAY? Wow. i
really need to catch up.
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joss says:
(Sun Apr 30 08:09:58 2000 152.163.207.208)
A few topics for
discussion before I go to work
today: (these will keep LIVELY
BANTER going on throughout the
day. I'm here to HELP.)
1) Who is Buffy's ONE TRUE LOVE?
(hint: it's NOT Angel.)
2) Who is Willow's one true
love? (hint: it's Snyder.)
3) If Spike gets his chip out,
how long will it be before he
thinks to himself, "ah, ? sort of
miss that old chip of mine...."?
4) If Buffy slays all the
vampires in the world, do you
think she'll just be attacked by
NORMAL looking stuntmen?
5) If Xander grew to enormous
proportions, do you think he'd
add some suffix to his name, like
Xanderzilla or Xanderorbiton?
6) Why do Buffy's outfits always
look so pristine and perfect when
she's fighting, when they look so
stretched out and ugly on me?
7) Would you rather see A BLACK
AND WHITE Buffy, a MUSICAL Buffy,
a SOCK PUPPET Buffy, a
SMELLOVISION Buffy, or a musical
JAG with special guest Tommy Tune
as Colonel Tappy?
8) Is it me, or are Willow and
Tara kinda, you know...
9) You get to be a guest star on
Angel. Describe your ideal role.
(Boys: the role of Buffy's ONE
TRUE LOVE is taken. Back off.
Just back away. You don't wanna
hurt anybody with that thing.)
10) Why? Oh God, WHY?
11) How often?
!2) Chafing is an issue that
affects millions of Americans.
Where can I get help?
13) And finally, which
characters are going to die and
how is it funny?
There now! Lots of interesting
areas to discuss. And you guys
thought I wasn't helpful. Not
helpful, huh? You BASTARDS!
I'll show you not helpful! Come
here. COME HERE! I'll give you
something to post about! I...
I... sorry. Really. It's this
outfit. I look like a sausage.
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joss says:
(Sat May 6 21:05:07 2000 152.163.206.192)
I really am planning
to leave. Very busy -- Saturday
night, fer cryin' out loud, got
lots of... parties, many friends
who... important... porn... NO!
SHUT UP! It's not like that at
all! I'm cute and popular and
have blonde hair.
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joss says:
(Wed May 10 23:29:07 2000 205.188.192.166)
The following characters
are DEFINITELY GOING TO DIE:
1)Graham
2)Buffy
3)Little Nell
4)Adam
5)Graham (twice)
6)Riley, but not the one on Buffy
7)Tara, but not Amber, who will
go on to play Ponzo the
Wonder-Flea to great acclaim.
8)Me (optional
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joss says:
(Wed May 10 23:41:29 2000 205.188.192.26)
Oh, everyone's death
is caused by influenza. We
thought about having a cool big
fight with stuff turning into
doves, but influenza just seemed
more topical. I don't know if
you guys know this, Buffy has a
young, hip kind of audience.
young, hip, and
influenza-obseesed. Hey we pay
attention to stuff like that.
As far as season five goes (on
both shows) we have a lot of
great arc stuff happeneing (like
influenza vaccinations and stuff)
but we're mostly just staring at
each other going "why aren't we
on vacation yet?" need to
recharge. Very tired.
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joss says:
(Wed May 10 23:49:05 2000 205.188.192.26)
I just love the
fact that people posted that
Amber is too fat and Marc is too
Skinny. Having been around both
of them (one of them
shirtless...) (no, you idiot,
Marc! What kind of a show do you
think I'm running?), I laff till
it hurts and I have to stop.
It's pretty much like saying i'm
too asian.
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joss says:
(Wed May 10 23:56:18 2000 205.188.192.26)
And if I had to stop being in the
entertainment industry I would
teach. I adore teaching. Or be
a colombian drug lord, 'casue
CHICKS DIG DRUG LORDS.
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joss says:
(Tue May 23 20:33:04 2000 205.188.198.162)
The ice cream truck scene: FOR THE RECORD, i had envisioned the scene very
differently, the girls all matter-of-fact and parka'd up (honestly.) But I
mentioned the dream ep to Amber and her first comment was: "will Aly and I
act all slutty in Xander's dream?" and then I spoke to Aly and her first
comment was "can Amber and I dress all trampy?" and well, they both seemed
so excited... so if it seems like a bit much, just understand I was led from
the path of righteousness by my two hottie friends and it's only partially
(okay, largely) my fault.
--
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