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Titolo: [SPOILER] Wildfeed di Smashed

Puntualissima arriva la wildfeed, come al solito presa dal sito The Buffy
Cross and Stake.
A raga'... e' scioccante O_O
Ele
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Previously on Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Amy being burned at the stake for
being a witch and turning into a rat. Willow casting first "forget" spell on
Tara. Tara getting angry at Willow's magic use. Willow's promise not to use
magic for a month. Willow casting the mass "forget" spell. Tara packing to
leave. Spike approaching Warren to build the Buffybot. Warren, Andrew, and
Jonathan teaming up to take over Sunnydale. Giles leaves for England. Spike
wanting to talk to Buffy about the kiss. Buffy and Spike kissing at the
Bronze.
In a dark alley, a couple is approached by two sinister figures. They grab
for her purse before Buffy quips from behind them. She kicks one of the
figures and he falls easily. Wow, a good ol' fashioned mugging! Buffy tells
the couple to run while she starts to easily beat the two bad guys up before
Spike comes jumping from above, bouncing off of one of the men and into a
pile of crates. He clutches his head in pain. The two criminals run off
while Buffy and Spike have words about his "helping" her, his no-hurt humans
chip, and other barbs, before Spike asks if she'd like to jump right to the
kissing? She says she only kissed him once, but he reminds her it was twice!
Spike brands her a tease as she slowly walks away. He yells to her "It's
only a matter of time before you realize there's no one else for you, pet!
You've got no one else!"
Willow looks in on an empty hall, missing Tara. She walks in her bedroom
over to Amy's cage and removes her, musing about how Amy must be lonely and
might want a nice companion rat. "I swear, if I could figure out how to turn
you back…" As she places Amy on the bed, She then gets a spark of an idea…
"Reveal!" she casts as an old parchment appears out of nowhere on the desk
beside her. She reads the spell on the parchment (doesn't sound like Latin…
more like Italian or similar language) and lights swirl around ratted Amy.
Suddenly naked human Amy takes shape on the bed! Willow smiles as Amy looks
around in shock and screams!
Opening credits.
In a museum's main hallway, a black-clad figure is lowered on suspension
wires from the ceiling. It's Andrew, in cat burglar garb. He lowers himself
to a glass case, acting all stealth-like, before Warren and Jonathan come
walking up, asking him what he's doing? Andrew was being careful about
traps, but Warren reminds him that this is Sunnydale… "The security around
here is a guy named Rusty." After taking a quick "spin" on the guidewires,
Andrew releases them while Warren whips out a small blowtorch and burns a
hole in the class case, allowing him to easily get what's inside: a HUGE,
clear diamond. Phase 1 of "the plan" is complete, but as they start to go,
they turn to face Rusty! Rusty is… not to swift, asking them what they're
doing there and telling them it's five hours since the last tour group.
Warren talks to the security guard, occasionally inserting the phrase "get
the freeze ray" in the chat. After a couple of hints, Jonathan and Andrew
get the hint and turn, reaching in a sack to get something. Warren stalls
for a little more with Rusty, then Jonathan turns quickly and WHAM! A blast
from a freeze ray hits Rusty, instantly turning him to ice! Warren thinks
it's super cool, but Jonathan has a slight problem with the gun… it and his
arm are completely encased in ice! The three "supervillians" leave Rusty
frozen stiff.
Amy sits in the fetal position on a bed in the Summers home, now fully
clothed, but still very scared. Willow walks in slowly, offering her some
hot chocolate, which she refuses "still kinda queasy…" Amy hears a police
siren out the open window and is startled. She casts a quick spell and the
window slams shut, the curtains close. Willow calms her and asks how she's
doing. Amy says nerviously that she's ok, everything just feels "weird." "It
was like I was in a cage for WEEKS!" Amy starts to settle herself down by
saying she can get back into the swing of things, like getting ready for
prom. She wonders if Larry will ask her? Willow sighs "Amy, three things we
have to talk about. One, Larry's gay, Two, Larry's dead, and Three… high
schools kinda over." "How long was I in the cage?" Amy demands… "HOW LONG?"
Buffy walks in her front door, calling for Willow. She goes upstairs to find
Willow sitting on her bed. Buffy sits with Willow and asks if they can have
a serious talk. She starts talking about Good choices and not-so good
choices, then Buffy's surprised to see Amy walk in from the bathroom!
Buffy sounds surpised "Amy?"
Amy is still in shock-speech mode. "The whole school… by a giant snake."
Willow nods yes. "Still adjusting… hey, Buffy."
"Hey… how you been?"
"Rat. You?"
"Dead."
"Uh huh."
Amy asks if they have any cookies (not cheese) and goes off to the kitchen
to get them. Buffy asks Willow if Amy will be ok. Willow says yeah, she's
just adjusting still, remarking that it's nice to have another magically
inclined friend around. Willow asks Buffy what she wanted to talk about, but
Buffy says it's not important, now with Amy back.
Downstairs, Amy sits happily in front of the television munching on cookies
as Buffy walks up, asking if she can get her anything. Amy says no, she's
good. Amy says she's sorry about Buffy's mom, which Buffy thanks her for.
Amy says it's all so weird, so much to catch up with. "People getting
frozen, Willow's dating girls, and did you hear about Tom and Nicole?" Buffy
questions that first part. Amy turns on the TV again and the news comes
across about Rusty.
TV cameras get shots of frozen Rusty getting moved out of the museum as
Buffy walks nearby. She comes across Spike, hiding in the shadows. He says
he was curious about the frozen guy, but both know he's there because Buffy
would eventually show up. The sexual play-talk starts and Buffy then turns,
apologizing to Spike for the kisses, saying they didn't really mean that
much and that he shouldn't read into them. She chalks it up to missing
Giles, feeling lonely. She turns and starts to walk away as Spike follows,
saying that he has changed. He reaches for her, but she gets pissed, spins,
and hits him a good right cross. HE gets pissed and does the same, sending
her to the ground, but the reaction is unexpected! The chip doesn't go off,
he's not in pain. Still, he fakes it and clutches his head and shouts OWWW!
Buffy gets up and hits him to the ground, saying "you're a thing… an evil,
disgusting thing." Spike sits there, stunned, but with a slight grin on his
face.
Commercial break: Windex makes it SHINE!
Spike stands in the darkened streets of Sunnydale, looking at all the
"goodies." In an ally, Spike confronts a lone woman who is instantly
terrified. Spike builds up a big speech, saying he's a killer, he's ready to
kill again. He puts on his game face and goes in for the bite… and is sent
back reeling in pain! The woman escapes as Spike looks confused "What the
HELL is going on?"
Tara watches Dawn drink a big milkshake… a REALLY big milkshake! They sit in
the park, having just come from a movie. "You know I'll always be there for
you, don't you?" Tara unexpectedly blurts out. "There was more of a lead in
when I practice at home." Tara tells Dawn that she will always love her and
that her moving out had nothing to do with her. Dawn says she understands,
and that Willow has been "better" with things lately, really trying. They
never say "magic use", but that's what they both mean.
At the Magic Box, Willow, Xander, and Buffy sit at a table reading about
frozen Rusty getting de-thawed while Anya looks for a book that Giles took
with him. They are researching the possibility of some sort of "frost demon"
that likes diamonds. Buffy muses about Giles and wonders what the time
difference is again. Willow offers to help, pulling out her iBook. Buffy and
Xander look pleased that Willow is going back to basics, but then Willow's
hands glow over the keyboard and she searches the computer's information
within her mind, and this makes Buffy and Xander frown. Willow starts going
through police reports about the diamond theft. The nothing special or
magical about the diamond apparently. Xander still acts awkward about
Willow's magic use, to which Anya finally speaks her mind openly, saying
that they're all acting all weird around Willow because of Tara's leaving
and she mentions Willow's frequent magic use. Willow says it's ok, that
things with Tara just got blown out of proportion and the two had a
disagreement. Willow then says she should be getting back to Amy, not
wanting to leave her alone for too long.
The three supervillians stare at the diamond in their basement "lair." They
say they've got to get ready for phase two before CRACK! The outer basement
doors burst open and Spike comes marching in! (at this point, I'd just like
to question how he could come in uninvited, unless of course it's WARREN's
basement and the previous invite from his mom allows it.) Spike wants his
chip examined to see what the heck is going on or he'll do some nasty stuff
to them. The three think he's bluffing until he reaches over and grabs a
small model a man. "Examine my chip or else Mr… Fett here is the first to
die!" (yes, Spike is really evil, but come ON… not Boba Fett!) The three
supergeeks panic, caving in to Spikes wishes upon threats of Spike breaking
Boba Fett's neck, but also thinking that they might be able to get some info
on Buffy in the process of helping him out.
Willow walks in to a paniced Amy, wondering where she was for so long.
Willow asks about Amy wanting to see her Dad, but Amy doesn't wish to just
yet… too many questions. Amy is bored and wants to have some fun, and starts
to push Willow to get out and have fun! Willow agrees, and the two ladies
march out.
Short scene of Warren scanning Spike's head for the chip.
Andrew, Jonathan, and Spike sit waiting. Andrew asks if Spike is English,
then says he's seen every episode of Doctor Who, but not Red Dwarf, because
it isn't out on DVD yet. Spike YELLS for Warren to get there now and Warren
appears with a bunch of X-rays and papers. Warren says he doesn't know what
the chip does, but whatever it is, it's working perfectly. All connections
and such are fine. Spike thinks for a moment, then threatens Warren not to
say a word to anyone about this. "Everything's different now… nothing wrong
with me, something's wrong with her." Spike says as he exits the basement.
Tara and Dawn walk into an empty Summers house. They're playdate is over.
Tara wants to get going so she won't run into "her" but Dawn uses the "oh,
I'm so lonesome and it's dark out" routine to convince Tara to stay until
Willow or someone gets back.
At the Bronze, Willow tells Amy about Xanders engagement to Anya as the two
play pool (without cues, using magic to hit the balls). Two hunky guys walk
up and one whispers into Amy's ear. Amy says they're going to dance, unless
Willow wants something more to her liking. Amy casts a spell on a nearby
lady, who approaches Willow in a seductive manner. Willow is thrown and
nervious, saying she's not interested, so Amy cancels the spell. Amy trots
off to dance with the guys as Willow looks on, a bit sad.
Sitting at the bar, Amy approaches a downbeat Willow. Some small talk before
the two hunks walk up, wondering why Amy stopped dancing, they were getting
all worked up! Willow defends Amy, but one of the guys makes an "Ellen" gay
crack. The two wicca's smile evilly, asking if the guys still want to dance?
As streaks of colored light leave their hands, the wiccas both cast spells
which make both the hunks dance all right… inside hanging cages, clothed
only in underwear!
"Ah HA! I've found it!" Xander exclaims at the Magic Box! He thinks he's
found their Frost demon, before Anya points out that he's looking at a
Dungeons and Dragons manual. All three give up on trying to find the
non-existant diamond loving frost demon. They wonder if Willow would have
any input, then talk turns to Willow's excessive magic use. They all worry
about Willow's new "taste" of power and say they should watch her and be
concerned. The phone rings. Buffy picks up to hear Spike trying to talk in a
menacing low voice. Spike tells Buffy to meet him at the cemetery later. She
wonders if he has info on the frost demon, but after he gives a little
sexual slang, she hangs up frustraited.
The three friends leave the Magic Box for the night. They bring up all the
weird things that have been happening lately… the bank robbery… the jewelry
heist… exploding lint… and instead of evil, it just seems… lame for
Sunnydale. The three split up for the night.
Buffy walks down yet another dark alley as she of course bumps into Spike.
He is acting odd towards her, getting in front of her, pushing her buttons.
She tells him to get out of her way, but he asks "or else what?" She punches
him, hard. He smiles to himself, then returns the punch, sending Buffy
spinning. Mockingly, Spike says "Oh the pain! The pain! It's…. gone!" Buffy
looks at him in horror, asking him how? Spike says that he found out that
she came back… wrong.
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Buffy punches at Spike again and again, but Spike hits back, smiling. Buffy
thinks it's a trick, thinking he did something to the chip, but Spike says
he's normal, that she came back different, she's not fully human anymore. To
prove his point, he hits her as he says this. Buffy doesn't want to believe
him, saying "you're wrong." She pushes him into an abandon building and the
fight continues.
At the Bronze, Willow and Amy smile from the catwalk as they start casting a
flurry of spells, changing the band into all girls, Making one guy fly,
another one shrink, a third grow, creating a bunch of sheep in the middle of
the dance floor… Willow smiles as she casts spell after spell.
Buffy and Spike continue to exchange kicks and punches. Spike throws verbal
jabs at her, saying she doesn't fit in, no one to love her, all alone. Buffy
returns the jabs, saying he's not a human, not a vampire, where does he
belong? The two throw each other here and there, knocking out walls and
support beams.
Willow and Amy have had enough, growing tired of their fun, and they revert
everything in the Bronze back to it's old self. "I keep thinking there's
gotta be someplace bigger than this" Willow remarks. Amy smirks "well, its
way too early to go home yet…"
Still at it, Spike says "I wasn't planning on hurting you… much" as he grabs
Buffy by the collar. Buffy grabs him and throws him into a wall, which
begins to shake and rumble. "You afraid I'm gonna…" Spike trails off. Buffy
jumps forward and PLANTS a long, passionate, violent kiss on the vamp! As
the room starts to crumble around them, Buffy throws him against another
wall, out of the way from a falling beam, and they continue to kiss. Spike
is holding her above him as we hear zippers being undone, and then… well,
how to put this…
They do it.
They go at it, she goes up and down and… oh lord! Right there, up against a
wall, with the room collapsing around them. It is mad, it is violent, it is
passionate! Then at the height of, you know, they dive away from the wall
and fall onto the ground, hard, and fall through the floor, landing on the
next level below them. And they continue to grind and move with each other.
Grrr… arrg…

 A raga'... e' scioccante O_O
Non leggo ma.. gia' so, gia' so...
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trombano come ricci :P
(almeno credo)
--
Laz _______________________________
"I think this line's mostly filler"


eh eh eh :)
beati loro :P
Amy Gellar
*************
SOLITARIA NELLA NOTTE VA
FAITH CON I SUOI PALETTI
QUALCUNO INFILZERA'

 (almeno credo)
Non voglio spoilerarmi troppo, percio' non leggo, ma... ditemi solo querto:
buffy e spike? Oh mamma!
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 buffy e spike? Oh mamma!
No, Miss Kitty Fantastico e Amy, interracial :P
Certo, Buffy e Spike! :-))
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Laz, tu non hai idea... C'e' MOLTO di piu'. Sbrigati a prendere quella
puntata perche' e' roba da non credere.
E poi provvederai anche ad un upload in loco raggiungibile, no? ;-)
Certo che mediaset e' grande... Manda le puntate in prima TV cinque volte a
settimana e le repliche una volta a settimana in puntata doppia.
Ci sono dei fulmini di guerra la' dentro che fanno paura...
Ciaotutti,
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 passionate!
Alla faccia!
Fa bene fare sesso selvaggio...ma fare crollare una stanza!!
Io l'ho sempre detto che Spike "lo fa tanto e lo fa bene". ^_^
Ah se lo sapesse Angel che la sua Buffy si fa "sbattere" (eh nel vero senso
della parla") da Spike!!!
Ohh...non vedo l'ora di scaricarmi questo episodio!! ^_^
Auuuuuuuuuuu !!!
Valentina
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Val-lupata? :)
Poi ci racconti ;-)
Ciaotutti,
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 della parla") da Spike!!!
Be' che pretende? Lui non si e' fatto problemi con Darla! :-D
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> Altrimenti che te lo abbiamo fatto a fare Mony ^______^
OK, me la spiegate sta cosa di Mony? :P
Ciaotutti,
*

 
Beh però non credo che nel loro orga*mo abbiano fatto crollare un muro
come B/S!!!
^_____^
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Lo sto scaricando adesso da Morpheus...170mb...
speriamo alle 19 di avere finito! ^_^
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Perspicace! ^__^
Valentina, quando vuoi vengo io a farti passare i bollori ^__^
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next level below them. And they continue to grind and move with each other.
me sa che Laz aveva ragione...
"like hedgehog" come si dice...
^^;
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E' una cosa intima di Laz... non so se la posso dire :-D
LOL, quanto sei perfida :-)
-- 
"La coerenza e' la virtu' degli imbecilli."
(Ciccillo su it.fan.startrek quando filosofeggia)


Su su perfidi :P
Spiegate pure a me :P
Ciaotutti,
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Spiegate pure a me :P
Il Colosseo, per la gloria dei Cesari.
La torre di Pisa, per la gloria dei Medici.
Arturo Mony, per Laz. E per di piu' e' trasportabile, ha un lato
rivestito in legno, ed e' anche disponibile nella versione Dassault per
quando si va fuori citta' :-))))))))))
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 next level below them. And they continue to grind and move with each
other.
Ok ok... qui la casa finisce di venire giu' :-) MA niente di scandaloso,
suvvia! ^___^
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Tom e Nicole, ROTFL
e chi so'?
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 e chi so'?
Tom Cruise e Nicole Kidman, ovvio ;)
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suvvia! ^___^
;_;
a me il file .avi scaricato nun se vede ;_;
(vabbe', direte voi, tanto devo ancora vedere TUTTA la sesta stagione...
si pure Bargaining... ora ho davvero pochissimo, anzi nullo, tempo...)
pero' me rode... poure il divx c'ho messo, ma nada... d'oh!
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 si pure Bargaining... ora ho davvero pochissimo, anzi nullo, tempo...)
Idea geniale: rimanda qualche inutilissimo esame, tanto sono inutili e non
servono a niente (parola dell'epserienza :P)
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servono a niente (parola dell'epserienza :P)
Eccerto, e poi lo prendi li' senza nemmeno il bisogno di Mony :-)))))
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Tom Cruise e Nicole Kidman, ovvio ;)
Oh... Capisco...
rotfl...
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servono a niente (parola dell'epserienza :P)
io c'avevo pensato, pero' mia madre non e' d'accordo... ^^;
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