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Titolo: Il signire degli anelli, recensione

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I Know You're Tired of Movie-Related Rants, But...
I just saw a fantasy movie that I thought I should warn you about. If
you're a D&D fan, stay far away from it. I can't remember the title
exactly. It was Sword of the Rings, or Lord of the Spring, or something
like that. Apparently based on some book or other. Whatever.
First off, the movie is full of creatures which are just clear rip-offs
of halflings (mostly 2nd Edition halflings -- right down to their furry
feet) called hobbits. One of these hobbits gets embroiled into the plot
because he ends up with a magic ring. It's sort of a ring of
invisibility, but really it's a ring of etherealness. Anyway, along
comes this weed-smokin' wizard (with long beard and pointy hat -- like
we haven't seen that before) and the next thing you know, the hobbit
gets into a whole big story with rangers, elves, dwarves, and wraiths.
The ranger is even introduced as a shadowy, cloaked figure in a tavern.
Could they steal more from D&D? I mean, if this movie had come before
the game, you'd say that the whole foundation of Dungeons & Dragons was
based on this movie. Or the books that the movie was based on (not that
I've ever heard of them).
Anyway, there's a bunch of fights with orcs (which gets pretty boring --
I mean, why don't they throw in some goblins, hobgoblins, kobolds,
gnolls, ogres, ogrillons, norkers, xvarts, lizardfolk, or troglodytes
for some variety?) that serve some trite dark lord -- why do these
stories all have some dark lord that wants to take over the world? It's
like there's one story that they all universally pay homage to. I don't
know.
Yeah, there are some okay bits around some big chasms and stairs. But
did the wizard ever cast fly to help his friends? Nope. Not once. He
even falls to his doom -- unless he had feather fall prepared, that is
-- in the big fight with a type VI demon. I'm pretty sure they called it
a balor. Of course, the demon will just teleport without error away
before it hits bottom. Did anyone put any thought into this story? It
didn't seem like it.
And the ending. Come on. Did they defeat the bad guy? Nope. How about
some closure? I dunno, they're probably setting it all up for some
sequel. Sword of the Rings II -- mark my words. If this movie is
successful, the writers will probably scramble to put together the
sequel's plot. I bet they'll get it out fast, too. I predict within a
year. It doesn't take long to slap something like this together, I'm
sure. 
(Yes, everything in this rant is a lie. I absolutely adored this movie.
How could I not? Merry Christmas!)
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How could I not? Merry Christmas!)
Porca paletta, ecco la parte peggiore dell'essere italiani: mi
toccherà passare settimane a leggere recensioni del film che ho atteso
di più in tutta la mia vita, e che è già uscito ovunque!
A parte le recensioni come questa, chiaro... :)

A parte le recensioni come questa, chiaro... :)
d' altronde è stato ritardato in Italia e in Zimbawe.
in Zimbawe perchè ci sono stati problemi di doppiaggio e in Italia
perchè in Zimbawe hanno detto :"ma come, da noi lo date in ritardo
quando perfino in Italia arriva puntuale ?"
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> d' altronde è stato ritardato in Italia e in Zimbawe.
vabbè dai...se è doppiato con la solita qualità che contraddistingue il
doppiaggio italiano, sono più ben disposto ad aspettare..
OdF
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 I Know You're Tired of Movie-Related Rants, But...
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ROTFL!!!!!!!!!
:-)
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Ciao,
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quando perfino in Italia arriva puntuale ?"
:-)))
Cmq a questi fantomatici problemi di doppiaggio non ci credo granché.
Voglio dire, di tempo mi pare ne abbiano avuto parecchio. Piuttosto,
credo si sia voluta evitare una perfetta sovrapposizione con Harry
Potter (o forse con Vacanze di Natale XII).

doppiaggio italiano, sono più ben disposto ad aspettare..
pare, invece, che sarà pessimo :(
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