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Titolo: [OT] smile collection

Come al solito vi invio la mia collezione di smile :-))
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THE CANONICAL SMILEY (AND 1-LINE SYMBOL) LIST
On May 12, 1999, this list was named a  in the ASCII Art category.
Compiled by James Marshall
Copyright 1994 - 1999
E-mail: 
mars...@astro.umd.edu
Last Updated on August 31, 1999
Total smiley count: 2115
[Feel free to distribute it as you like, but preferably as the
complete list! And remember, if you have any new smileys or
definitions that I can add to this list, please e-mail me with
them so that I can update my list! Oh, the copyright is only on
there so that people can't claim the *compilation* is their's --
don't worry about it. :) Credits and disclaimer are at the end of
the file. Every 100th smiley and some of the update history of
this list are in my smiley list info file.] 
Warning: File may contain material that is inappropriate for some
readers (particularly younger ones) -- caution and discretion is
advised! 
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 :)              Smiling, happy faces; don't take me too seriously
		Happy
		Midget smiley
		Cheshire cat smile
		Happy
		Salamander
		User is a midget
		Smilie without a nose
		Normal face
		Leper
 :-)             Smiling, happy faces; don't take me too seriously
		<smile> or <grin>
		Your basic smiley
		Ha ha
		Comedy
		Willie Shoemaker
		"We are all, each of us, alone"
		Happy
		Humorous
		Smiley standard
		The normal smiling face
		User is an orator
		Happy user
		Just kidding or happy
		I'm a gentleman
		User is nosy
 :>              Smiling, happy faces; don't take me too seriously
		Midget smiley
		Hmm, let me think...
		User is a midget
		Devilish Grin
		Sharp smile
;)              Winking happy faces (something said
tongue-in-cheek)
		Midget Wink
		Winking
;-)             Winking happy faces (something said
tongue-in-cheek)
		Wink (or wink and a smile)
		Winking smiley
		"If you touch my daughter again, they won't be
blanks"
		A practical joker who played one too many and got
beat up
		Beaten up
		Could be pirate smiling face??
		Crying with happiness
		Getting fresh
		Sardonic incredulity
		Smiling face gets his lights punched out
		User is making a flirtatious and/or sarcastic
remark
		Hinting
;>              Winking happy faces (something said
tongue-in-cheek)
		Midget wink
		Saucy wink
B-)             Smiling face from a person wearing glasses
		Smiling and wearing glasses or sunglasses
		Message from Batman
		User wears horn-rimmed glasses
		Horn-rims
		"Holy trichinosis!"
		"I pray daily for death"
		"Let's do the beach, man!"
		User is ready for the beach
		Cool or sunglasses
		Ski glasses
8-)             Smiling face with a wide-eyed look
		Smile with glasses
		Smiling and wearing glasses
		Wide-eyed look
		User is wearing sunglasses
		Smiley swimmer
		Smiley with big eyes...perhaps wearing contact
lenses
		"I was the second gunman"
		Excited
		Bug-eyed smilie
		Eight!?! (happy)
		Swimmer
8-(		Unhappy smiley
		Wide-eyed unhappy smiley
		Eight!?! (unhappy)
 
 :D              Wider happy face (or Minstrel singers)
		Laughter
		Big smile
 :-D             Wider happy face (or Minstrel singers)
		Big mouth
		User is laughing (at you!)
		Big smile
		Said with a smile
		Talking too much
		User is a blabber mouth
		Laugh-happy user
		Comedy
 :-o             "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill)
		User singing national anthem
		Uh oh!
		Surprise / shocker
		"Oh, the humanity!"
		Mr. Bill
		Wow!
		Shocked
		Yawn
		Talking/Peaceably
		More versions of shouting
		Bored
 :-(             Sad or disappointed face
		Unhappy
		Frowning smilie.
		Boo hoo
		Drama
		"I will start with those you love most"
		Has read too many 'smiley' articles
		Mad
		Sad face, 'that comment makes me sad (mad)'
		Un-smiley
		Displeasure
		Sad user
		Depressed of frowning
		"Have an ordinary day"
 :-P             Tongue stuck out
		Wider happy face (or Minstrel singers)
		Nyahhhh!
		Nyah nyah
		"I have a longer tongue than Gene Simmons"
		Has a secret to tell you
		Telling secrets
		Tongue hanging out in anticipation
		User is wanting to lick your neck
		Keeping a straight face (tight-lipped)
 :-J             Tongue in cheek
		Tongue-in-cheek comments
		Surfer
 :-#             Message concerning something that shouldn't have
been said
		Censored
		User wears braces
		Braces
		"My lips are sealed"
		Mouth zipped
		Punched in the mouth
		Talking with Braces
		Blowing a kiss
 :-$             Message indicating person is ill
		Put your money where your mouth is
		Smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
		"These braces sure do hurt!"
		Mouth wired shut
		Sellout (does NOT rhyme with zealot!)
		Uncertainty
		Jewish user
 :-&             Message indicating person is angry
		User is tongue tied
		Smiley which is tongue-tied
		Perplexed
		User eating spaghetti
 :-*             Kiss...
		Oooops (covering mouth with hand)
		User just ate a sour pickle
		User just ate something sour
		Smiley after eating something bitter
		After eating something bitter or sour
		Star-tled
		Blowing a kiss
 :-x             Kiss kiss
		"My lips are sealed" smiley
		"My lips are sealed"
		Not telling any secrets
		User kissing
		Blowing a kiss
 :-(=)           Message from a person with big teeth.
		Message about people with big teeth
		Bucktooth smiley
		Big teeth
<:-)            Dumb questions
		For dumb questions
		User is Vietnamese peasant
		Hero user
		Dunce
		Magician
		Skier
 |-(             Late night messages
		Nightmare.
		Smiley lost his contact lenses
		Asleep with nightmares
		Yawn
 :^)             From a person with a large nose
		Messages teasing people about their noses
		User has a broken nose
		Smiley with pointy nose (righty)
		Smiley with a personality
		3/4 view of person with elf-type sharp nose
		Broken nose
		Happy
 :*)             Clowning around
		Smile with moustache
		I'm drunk
		User is drunk
		Ed McMahon
		Drunk smiling face
		Everyman
		Smilie with the nose of a clown
 
  :-{#}           From a person with braces
		Messages teasing people about their braces
		User is sick of messages teasing people about
their braces
&:-)            From a person with curly hair
		Messages from people with curly hair
		Curly hair
		User is Guinan
		Wig II
@:-)            From a person with wavy hair
		User is wearing a turban
		Smiley wearing a turban
		Indian (East/Asian)
		Elvis
		A turban
#:-)            From a person with matted hair
		Done by someone with sort of matted hair
		"Everything you know is wrong"
		For people whose hair is in a mess
		User has a crewcut
		Smilie with a fur hat
		Happy with Hair
O:-)            Angel
		For those innocent souls
		Angel smiley
		Acting very innocent (halo)
		With halo
C=:-)           Chef
		User is a chef
		Chef smiley
		Galloping Gourmet
;-)}<////>      Corporate-type guy (see the necktie?)
 :-) )-:         Masking theatrical comments
 :-|K-           Formal message
		User is formally attired
		Evening dress
<:>==           A turkey
		A turkey emoticon
...---...       S.O.S.
O­O             A guy is mooning you
O:O             A girl is mooning you
@*&$!%          You know what that means...
2B|^2B          Message about Shakespeare
		"Forty Seconal should suffice"
(O--<           A fishy message...
		User suspects something fishy is going on
@}->--          A rose.
@>+-+--         A rose.
@>-->--         A rose.
---<---@        A rose.
@}-,-'--        A rose.
@}-;--`---      A rose.
@>--->----      A rose.
@}--;---`----   A rose.
@}`,----------  A rose.
@}-^---,------  A rose.
@}-->---->----  A rose.
@}--)----)----  A rose.
@)--`---,-----  A rose.
@}--<---<-----  A rose.
@}--`----,----  A rose.
@}----`----^--  A rose.
@}----->------  A rose.
@(---`--`------ A rose.
@},`----------- A rose.
@}--,--`------- A rose.
@--^--^--^--^------     A rose.
(-_-)           Secret smile
		User is happy (sideways)
(.)(.)          Ms. Dos
		User has big boobs
 :/)             Not funny
 :-)))           Reeeel happy, big smile
		I'm overweight
		William Conrad
 :->             Alternate happy face
		User just made a really biting sarcastic remark.
		Hey hey
		Sarcastic smiley
		Biting sarcastic face
		Deformed lips
		Happy
		Yet another smiley
		Smug
		User just made a really devilish remark
		Very Glad/Pleased/Very Happy
		Leer
		Grin
		Smiley walrus
 :-c             Real unhappy
		Bummed out smiley
 :-C             Unbelieving (jaw dropped)
		User is really bummed
		Real unhappy smiley
		Dracula user
		Count Dracula
 :-<             Forlorn
		Real sad smiley
		Walrus smiley
		Frowning
		Moustache
		Amazed
		Mad/Upset
		Vampire
		Dog
;-C             Sardonic incredulity
 :-}             Crooked Smile
		Smiley variation on a theme
		Beard
		"Thish wine tashted pretty good"
		Fiendish grin
		Lipstick
		Normal smiling face with pretty lips
		Wears lipstick or some other lip appearance
improving device
		User has had a little too much to drink
		Smilie with a curly smile
		User happy Matthew
		Ironic Smile
		User is leering
 :-i             Semi-Smiley
		User is half smiling
		Smoking
 :-7             User after a wry statement
		User just made a wry statement
		Smiley after a wry statement
		Smirking smiley
		Smokes a pipe
		Talking out of side of mouth
		Wry face
(@ @)           You're kidding!
 :-"             Pursing lips
		Whistling smiley
		Heavy smoker
 :-v             Just another face (speaking) profiled from the
side
		Talking head smiley
		Speaking
		Orator
 :-V             Shout
		Shouting smiley
 :-O             Shout
		Uh oh
		Talkaktive smiley 
		Mr. Bill
		Wow!
		Birth
		Ohh, big mouth, Mick Jagger
		Yelling
		Shocked user
		Orator
 :-w             Speak with forked tongue
 :-W             Shout with forked tongue
		Speak with forked tongue
 :-r             Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)
		Smiley raspberry
		Sticking tongue out
 :-f             Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)
		Sticking tongue out
 :-p             Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)
		Smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
		User is talking, talking, talking
 :-1             Smirks
		Smiley bland face
		Bland face
 :-,             Smirks
		"Hmmmm."
		Smirking
		Blank with cigarette or cigar
<:-O            Eeek!
		User just saw a mouse, Eeek!
 :-T             Keeping a straight face (tight-lipped)
 :-y             Wider happy face (or Minstrel singers)
		Said with a smile
		Keeping a straight face (tight-lipped)
		Speaking doubtfully
 :-|             Disgusted
		Man playing an harmonica
		"Have an ordinary day" smiley
		User is having an ordinary day
		Grim
		No expression
		No expression face, 'that comment doesn't phase
me'
		Dead face
		Blank look
		Smiley monkey
 :'-(            Shedding a tear
		User is crying
		Crying
		Upset
 :~-(            Shedding a tear
		Crying
		Bawling/Really Crying and Upset
 :~(~~~          Crying
 :-)....         Drool
 :-)~~~          Another drool
 |-)             Getting tired
		A good dream!  Or a face looking into bright
sunlight. 
		Lt. LaForge 
		Data
		Hee hee
		Chinese
		Same as :-) but poster is Oriental
		Asleep (boredom)
		Nip user
		Dreaming Pleasently/Sleeping
		Oriental
		Ray-Bans
		User is sniggering
 :~)             Yummee - lick lips
		Needs a nosejob
		Pointy nose (righty)
		Smiling face needs a nosejob, no explanation
necessary
		Ugly nose
		Ill with a cold
		I might sneeze
 :-?             Licking your lips
		User smokes a pipe
		Smiley smoking a pipe
		Smoking a pipe
		Tongue in cheek
		User with a fetish for Blue Oyster Cult
		Puzzled/Questioning
		Speaks like a politician
		"Mais que voulez-vous?" (I can't help)
 :-8             Talking out both sides of your mouth
		I just ate a pickle
o=              A burning candle for flames
-=              A doused candle to end a flame
8               Infinity
.-)             User has one eye
		User is Sammy Davis, Jr.
 :-:             User is mutant
		Mutant smiley
		Mutant
		Toothless
 
		The invisible smilie
		Smiley invisible man
		Ghost smiley in invisible state
		Here's the boat I lost
 :<)             For those with hairy lips
		User is from an Ivy League School
		User is a blabber mouth
 :^{             For those with mustaches
8*)             Smile with glasses and moustache
		Glasses and a moustache
B*)             Smile with Moustache and Designer Sunglasses! 
 :<)=            For those with beards too
 :-=)            Older user with mustache
		Older smiley with mustache
		Adolph Hitler
 :-#|            User with bushy mustache
		Smiley face with bushy mustache
		Bushy mustache
 ::-)            User wears glasses
		User wears normal glasses
		User has four eyes
		Bi-focals
8:-)            Glasses on forehead
		From a little girl
		User is a little girl
		Little girl smiley
		Wizard
		Spectacles on their forehead
B-|             User is wearing cheap sunglasses
		Cheap sunglasses
		Batman (as played by Michael Keaton)
P-)             Pirate
		Colonel Klink (Hogan's Heroes)
		Getting fresh
 :-{             Count Dracula
		Smiley variation on a theme
		Mustache
		User sad Matthew
		Alternate sad face
=|:-)=          Uncle Sam
		Abe Lincoln
7:)             Ronald Reagan
 
 :~i             Smoking
 :~j             Smoking and smiling
 :/i             No smoking
 :-I             Indifferent smilie.
		Hmm
		Indifferent
		Thinking
		Poker face
		It's something, but I don't know what...
		User without a sense of humor
		Angry
 :-B             Drooling (or overbite)
		Buttmouth user
):-) :-) :-)    Loud guffaw
(:-)            Msgs dealing with bicycle helmets
		Smiley big-face
		"I never sang for my grandfather"
		Big-face
		No hair
		Surprised
		User is bald
		Wearing bicycle helmet
		Smilie wearing skull cap
		Soldier	
@=              Warning about nuclear war
		User is pro-nuclear war
		"Kafka was a momma's boy"
		Flame about nuclear war, power or weapons follows
		Pro-nuclear activist
OO              Headlights on msg
 :_)             I used to be a boxer, but it really got my nose
out of joint
		User's nose is sliding off of his face
		After a fight where his nose was smashed in
		Viet Nam vet user (with nose broken out of joint
by some VC)
		Tongue in cheek
		Boxer
 
#:-o            "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill)
		"Jesus built my hotrod"        
		Smiley done by someone with matted hair
		Mr. Bill
(:-$            Message indicating person is ill
		Ill
		Ill-informed about the Renaissance
(:-&            Message indicating person is angry
		Rosicrucian
		Angry
(:-(            Message indicating person is VERY sad
		Unsmiley frowning
		Very unhappy smiley
		The saddest smiley
		Sting
		Frowning
(:^(            Message concerning people with broken noses
		Jack Nicholson in Chinatown
		Broken nose
(:<)            Message concerning blabber mouths
		Rastafari
		Blabber mouth
?-(             Message about people with a black eye
		Black eye
*:*             Message about fuzzy things
		Fuzzy
*:**            Message about fuzzy things with fuzzy mustaches
		Fuzzy with a fuzzy mustache
%-)             Message about people with broken glasses
		User is cross-eyed
		User has been staring at a green screen for 15
hours straight
		Elephant man
		After staring at the terminal for 36 hours
		Broken glasses
		Drunk with laughter
		Long bangs
+<:-|           Message from a monk/nun
		The Pope
{0-)            Message from cyclops
		Hair-parted-in-the-middle-scuba-diver user smiling
(:-|K-          Formal message
		Formally attired
		A suit and tie
@%&$%&          You know what that means
		N.W.A. fan
		User is swearing up a storm
 ||*(            Handshake offered (giving)
 ||*)            Handshake accepted (taking)
 
<&&>            Message concerning rubber chickens
 >< ><           Message about/to someone wearing argyle socks
<{:-)}          Message in a bottle
		In a bottle
<:-)<<|         Message from a space rocket
		In a space rocket
(:-...          Heart-breaking message
		Heart-broken
<<<<(:-)        Message from a hat sales-man
(:>-<           Message from a thief: hands up! (mini whole body)
<I==I)          A message on four wheels
		User is on four wheels
{               Alfred Hitchcock
		A psycho
 
..|._           Opposite of a rose
&;-P            A suave guy on the make, who keeps
advertising...just in case.
*;-~i           A lady replying to the guy by closing both eyes &
puffing    
			nonchalantly on her cigarette.
 >:-)            Devil
		Nasty user
		A little devil
 >;-)            Devilish Wink
 :-)##           Guy with a Beard
@:-)##          Guruka Singh Khalsa
&:-]            Overly Handsome Self-Portrait of the Uploader
w/Square Jaw
&8-]            Overly Handsome Self-Portrait of the Uploader
w/Square Jaw
@@B-)           Bouffant Woman with Catseye Frame Glasses
(8-}            Percy Dovetonsils
 >-)             Oriental Smiling Face
		An alien
&B-]}<////>     Another corporate-type with aviator glasses, wavy
hair & tie.
O!O             A MALE moon
O^O             A FEMALE moon
;|8-)           Hagar caught lying
7:^]            I resemble Ronald Reagan
		Ronald Reagan
*<|:-)          I'm Santa Claus
		Santa Claus (Ho Ho Ho)
)-:|<*          Sanity Clause
[:-)            I'm wearing a walkman
		Smiley wearing a walkman
		Listening to walkman
		User has a flattop
		Frankenstein user
		Garibaldi from Babylon 5 (author says note the
flat top)
		User is wearing a hard-hat
		A personal stereo
		Frankenstein's monster
d:-)            I'm a Braves fan
		Message about baseball
		Baseball smiley
		Baseball player
		Smilie with a cap
		Jockey
		A baseball cap
 :-\             Popeye smiling face
		Undecided smiley
		User is VERY sad
		Thinking
		Skeptical
;-\             Popeye gets his lights punched out
		Popeye beaten up
 :-s             User after a BIZARRE comment
		Smiley after a BIZARRE comment
		Confused
-:-)            User sports a mohawk and admires Mr. T
		User is a punk rocker
		Has mohawk
 :%)%            User has acne
 :n)             User with funny-looking right nose
		Smiley with funny-looking right nose
 :u)             User with funny-looking left nose
		Smiley with funny-looking left nose
'-)             User only has a left eye, which is closed
		Winking smiley
		One eyed man
(-:             User is left-handed
		Australian
		Don Ellis from Tektronix
		Left-handed
(-)             User needs a haircut
(:I             Egghead
		User is an egghead
{:-)            Smiley with its hair parted in the middle
		Kirk 
		User wears a toupee
		Smiley wears a toupee
		New hair style
 
+:-)            Smiley priest
		Priest smiley
		Priest
=:-)            Smiley punk-rocker
		From a hosehead
		Smiley is a punk
		Punk rocker
		User is a dickhead
%-^             User is Picasso
		Picasso
		User was painted by Picaso
@:I             Turban
(><)            Anally retentive
 :-!             Foot in mouth
		Smiley bland face
		Bland face
		Malcom McUser
		Excited/Exclaiming
#-)             Partied all night
		Lt. LaForge
		Zombie
 :-(*)           About to vomit
		That comment made me sick
		Sick of netnews articles, about to vomit
%-\             Hungover
 :-)8            Well dressed
		Man with bowtie
		Thespian
 :-)-{8          From a big girl
		User is a big girl
 :x(             Habe a code in by dose
8:]             From a gorilla
		Gorilla
(:)-)           Scuba diver
		Likes to scuba dive
		Scuba diving
(-:|:-)         Siamese twins
{:V             Sounds like a duck
%+{             From the loser of a fight
		Lost a fight
d :-)           Hats off to your great idea
q:-)            For those who wear their caps backwards
		Wearing baseball cap backwards
		User is a baseball player
		Baseball catcher
		Rapper
 >:-|            Spock
		Trekkie
 :-/             User is skeptical
		Lefty undecided smiley
		Retarded user
		Mixed/Apprenhensive
^^              Happiness (Japanese symbol)
^^;             Embarrasment (Japanese symbol)
;;              Sadness (Japanese symbol)
--              When it's the occasion to bow (Japanese symbol)
 >:->            User just made a really devilish remark.
		Devilish smiley
		Devilish
		User is leering
 >;->            Winky and devil combined.
		A very lewd remark was just made
[:]             User is a robot
		Robot smiley
		Robot
B:-)            Sunglasses on head
		User has glasses on forehead
 :-)-8           User is a big girl (partial body)
 :-{)            User has a mustache
		Moustache
		Normal smiling face with a moustache
		Happy with Mustache
 :-{}            User wears lipstick
		Smiley wears lipstick
		Heavy lipstick
		Mick Jagger
		Big mouth
}:-(            Toupee in an updraft
		Bull headed
 :-[             User is a Vampire
		Un-smiley blockhead
		Vampire smiley
		Biting criticism
		Blockhead
		Pouting
		Sarcastic
		Count Dracula
		Bad Mood/Grumpy
		Severe Displeasure
 
 :-E             Bucktoothed vampire
		Has major dental problems
 :-F             Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
 :-)~            User drools
		Drooling
 :-~)            User has a cold
 :'-)            User is so happy, s/he is crying
		Crying with happiness
 :-@             User is screaming
		Smiley face screaming
		User is saying, "It's true, I swear"
		Beard has permanent wave *or* was drawn by
Picasso.
		Extremely angry
		Swearing
		User about to barf
		Barking/Tounge Lashing
		Tongue ring
 :v)             User has a broken nose
		Left-pointing nose smiley
		Left-pointing broken nose
		Big nose
-:-(            Punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)
 :=)             User has two noses
		Orangutan smiley
+-:-)           User is the Pope or holds some other religious
office
		Priest
`:-)            Shaved his right eyebrow off this morning
,:-)            David Ogden Stiers' toupee
		Shaved his left eyebrow off this morning
 |-I             User is asleep
		Sleeping
 |-O             User is yawning/snoring
		Birth
		Bored
		User is bored by the article you submitted
 :-Q             User is a smoker
		Smoker
		Smoking smiley
		User smoking a bud
		Talking or Shouting with cigarette or cigar
O-)             Message from cyclops
		Smiley after smoking a banana
		Megaton Man, on patrol!
		Scuba diver
		Arc-welder
		A Martian (happy)
O :-)           User is an angel (at heart, at least)
		Angel
 :-S             User just made an incoherent statement
		What you say makes no sense
		Sick smilie
 :-X             User's lips are sealed
		Bow tie
		A big wet kiss
		User with taped-up mouth
		User is swearing
<|-)            User is Chinese
		Rickshaw driver
		A Vietnamese peasant
<|-(            User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of
jokes/fortunes
*<:-)           User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
		Santa Claus
		Smilie with hat and pompom (cold weather smilie)
(8-o            It's Mr. Bill!
*:o)            It's Bozo the Clown!
		User is a bozo
		Clown
3:]             Pet smilie
3:[             Mean Pet smilie
		Pit bull smiley
d8=             Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat
E-:-)           User is a Ham radio operator
		TV detector van operator
 :-9             User is licking his/her lips
		Smiley licking it's lips
%-6             User is braindead
<:-I            User is a dunce
K:P             User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
 :-0             No Yelling!  (Quiet Lab)
		Orator
		Smiley orator
		User can't find shift key
..-)            User only has one eye
,-)             User only has one eye
		Winking happy smiley
		One eye ... and winking
		Sammy Davis, Jr.
X-(             User just died
		Net.suicide
		You are brain dead
		Dead user
8 :-)           User is a wizard
C=}>;*{))       Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a
toupee in an 
			updraft, a mustache, and a double chin
 :]              Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly
be your friend
=)              Variation on a theme
		Chinese smiley
		Interested smiley (big eyes)
		The "cute" smiley
		A different smiley
 :}              What should we call these? (what?)
		The Grinch
		If the user is a frenchmen and he has a curly
mustache
 :@              Screaming
 :I              Hmmm...
		Hmmm, not funny!
		Bored
		Cute guy
		Pensive
		Bad joke, but since I like you, I'll try to smile
 :(              Sad
		Sad-turtle smiley
		Frowning
 :[              Real Downer
		A vampire
		Very unhappy
 :<              Midget unsmiley
		What pretences!
		Sad boy
 :{              Oh boy, the headmaster!
 :O              Yelling
		Amazed
		Feed me smileys
		Big gob
 :C              Bummed
 :Q              Smoking
 :,(             Crying
		Crying smiley
[]              Hugs
 :*              Kisses
		Blowing kisses
 |I              Asleep
 |^o             Snoring
		Hepcat
 :-`             Smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
		Spitting out chewing tobacco
 :-%             Smiley banker
		Banker
		Bearded
		Talking out of both sides of mouth
 :-6             Smiley after eating something sour
		Smiley after eating something spicy
):-)            Smiley big-face
		Impish smiley
):-(            Unsmiley big-face
		Nordic smiley
)8-)            Scuba smiley big-face
=:-(            Real punks never smile
		Punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)
 :-q             Smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
		Trying to touch tongue to nose
 :-e             Disappointed smiley
		Disappointed
 :-t             Cross smiley
		Pouting smiley
 :-]             Smiley blockhead
		Biting sarcasm
		Blockhead
		Sarcastic
		Smilie with straight smile
		Obnoxious user
		Good Mood/Grinning
		Grim Smile
}:-)            Hair parted in the middle in an updraft
		Wearing toupee in an updraft
		I have a bull head
		Devil
 :-a             Lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
 :-d             Lefty smiley razzing you
		Said with a smile
		User is making razzbery Ththtpppttt
		User is sticking out their tongue
g-)             Wearing pince-nez glasses
 :-j             Left smiling smilely
		User has a crooked smile
		Smoking and smiling
 :-k             User is biting his/her lip
 :-l             Yet another smiley
		User is almost smiling
 :-z             Yet another cross smiley
 :-b             Left-pointing tongue smiley
		"I have a longer tongue than Gene Simmons, only it
is cloven"
		User is sticking out tongue
.-]             One-eyed smilely
,-}             Wry and winking
0-)             Smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
		Cyclops
		Arc-welder
		Scuba diver
		User wears a scuba mask
		Happy invader from Mars
		Cross eyed
}:^#})          Mega-smiley:  updrafted bushy-mustached pointy
nosed smiley 
			with a double-chin
 |-D             Ho ho
		Laughing out loud, HO HO
~~:-(           Net.flame
O |-)           Net.religion
8 :-I           Net.unix-wizards
E-:-I           Net.ham-radio
 >:-I            Net.startrek
		Trekkie
3:o[            Net.pets
 |-P             Yuk!
		Reaction to unusually ugly C code
<:I             Dunce
 :-8(            Condescending stare
 >:-<            Mad
		Angrily Mad/P'edoff
		I'm getting angry!
8-|             Suspense / thriller
		Eyes wide with surprise
 :-              Male
		Prolog programmer
 >-              Female
8-#             Death
		Dead smiley
		User is dead
8-O             "Omigod!!"
		Took too many nodoz to work on thesis
		User just before doubling over with pain
;-(             Crying smiley
		'That makes me so mad that if I ever see you I'll
punch your 
			lights out'
		Beaten up
		Sad face gets his lights punched out
		Sad or mad and got beat up
;^)             Smirking smiley
 :-)8<           Big girl smiley
		User is a big girl
 :-}X            Bow tie-wearing smiley
<:-l            Dunce smiley
 >:-l            Klingon smiley
@:-}            Smiley just back from the hairdresser
X:-)            Little kid with a propeller beanie
		User is Aunt Jemima
l^o             Hepcat smiley
}:^#)           Pointy nosed smiley
 :-3             Handlebar mustache smiley
 : =             Beaver smiley
P-(             Pirate smiley
 :8)             Pigish smiley
		Pig
 :/\)            Extremely bignosed smiley
([(             Robocop
&-l             That made me cry
l-O             Smiley is yawning
l:-O            Flattop loudmouth smiley
$-)             Yuppie smiley
		Alex P. Keaton (from "Family Ties")
		Won big at Las Vegas
		Won the lottery
 :----}          You lie like pinnochio
		Pinnochio
8<:-)           Smiley is a wizard
 :#)             Drunk smiley
H-)             Cross-eyed smiley
		User is Geordie LaForge
]-I             Smiley wearing sunglasses
		Very cool sunglasses (so smirks)
V^J             Smiley with glasses, seen from left side
(portrait, talking)
+-(             Smiley, shot between the eyes
~:-P            Smiley, thinking and steaming 
		Having only one single hair
`'              Cat's eyes in the night
L-P             Totally scrambled smiley
BI              A frog
 -(             Always should wear safety glasses, especially in
the laser 
			burn-in room 
		User with gouged-out eyes
!-(             Black eye
!-|
"I-am-a-Cylon-Centurian-with-one-red-eye-bouncing-back-
			and-forth." 
		Cyclon Centurian
		Popeye User
!.'v            Flat top (profile)
!|:-( )         Being brained by a baseball bat
#(,'%/)         Slept too long on one side and didn't have time to
wash hair
%')             After drinking a fifth for lunch
%*@:-(          Hung over
%*}             Very drunk
%-(             Confusion
%-(I)           Laughing out loud
%-<I>           Drunk with laughter
%-{             Sad variation
%-|             Been working all night
		I've been on the computer all night
%-}             Humor variation
%-~             Picasso
		User was painted by Picaso
&-|             Tearful
&.(..           Crying
':-)            Accidentally shaved off one of his eyebrows this
morning
		One eyebrow
'~;E            Unspecified 4-legged critter
 
(!)             A tight ass
(,'%/)          Slept too long on one side
(-.-)Zzz...     Sleeping (sideways)
(-::-)          Siamese twins
		Putting heads together
(-E:            Wearing bifocals
(-o-)           Imperial Tie Fighter ("Star Wars")
(00)            Mooning you
(8-)            Wears glasses
		I'm an Owl
		Swimmer
(8-{)}          Glasses, moustache and a beard
(:  (=|         Wearing a ghost costume (mini whole body)
(:+)            Big nose
(:-             Unsmiley frowning
(:-#            I am smiling and I have braces (watch out for the
glare!)
		Said something he shouldn't have
(:-*            Kissing
(:-D            Blabber mouth
(:-I            Egghead
(:-\            VERY sad
(:-{~           Bearded
(}-8]           Left-handed bearded smiley with glasses and
headphones
*!#*!^*&:-)     A schizophrenic
**-(            Too many shocks
*-(             Cyclops got poked in the eye
		Cyclops after meeting Odysseus
*-)             Shot dead
		User was shot for the last posting
*<.'v           Wearing snow cap (profile)
*<8-)X          Party outfit with hat and bow-tie
*<|:-))         Santa Claus
*L*             User is blotto (sideways)
*|              For "oh what a beautiful sunset"
		User is commenting on the sunset
+-(:-)          Religious leader
		The Pope
+<.'v           Knight (profile)
+<:-)           "Peace be upon you, my children..."
		User is a bishop
		Monk/nun
+<||-)          Knight
+O:-)           The Pope
---...          SOS (variant)
---...---       SOS (really OSO, but retained anyway)
-/-             Stirring up trouble
-=#:-)          Wizard
->-             For airline tickets going cheap
'"              Pursing lips (profile)
'J              Smiling (profile)
'P              Sticking tongue out (profile)
'T              Keeping a straight face (profile)
'U              Yawning (profile)
'V              Shouting (profile)
'Y              Whistling (profile)
'\              Frowning (profile)
'r              Sticking tongue out (profile)
'v              Talking (profile)
'w              Speaking with forked tongue (profile)
-(              Always should wear safety glasses
-]              One eye
/8^{~           User has a lopsided hair line, glasses, moustache,
and goatee
/;-)            Has one big thick cockeyed eyebrow
/\              For camping and backpacking
0-(             Scuba diver with a broken mask
0:-)            Angel
8-*             Just ate a hot pepper
8-O  --*        Just before doubling over with pain
8-P             Reaction to College Cafeteria Coffee
8-S             Sees all evil
8-]             "Wow, maaan"
		User is FDR
8:)             Pig
8=:-)           Galloping Gourmet
		Chef
8P              Bullfrog in mating season
8^              Chicken
8_)             Don't get your nose out of joint
		User has his nose out of joint
8b              Bullfrog in mating season
 : )             Leper
		Happy face
  :'(             Crying
 :-'             Smoker
		Chewing tobacco
		User is spitting out chewing tobacco
 :-'|            Has a cold
 :-(  )          You backed your car over my toe
 :-()            User has stubbed toe
		Negro user
		Shout
		"I stubbed my toe"
 :-(0)           Yelling
 :-(>~           "I just washed my goatee, and I can't do nuthin'
with it."
 :-(O)           Yelling
 :-) ... :-( ... :-) ... :-( ...         Manic depressive
 :-)-O           Smiling doctor with stethoscope
 :-)}            Has goatee/beard
 :--)            Jamie Farr (Klinger from M*A*S*H)
 :------------)  Big liar
 :->X==|         Smiley formal wear
		Formal wear
 :-G-            Smoking cigarettes
 :-M             Speaking no evil
 :-O>-o          Smiley American tourist (with camera)
 :-Q~            Smoking
 :-R             Has the flu
 :-Y             A quiet aside
		User is talking after the no yelling smiley
 :-d~            Smokes heavily
 :-p~            Smokes heavily
 :-{  -__-:      After slamming the toilet seat
 :-{~            User has read too many toilet paper articles
previous to lunch
 :-| :-|         Deja' vu
 :-||            Angry
 :/7)            Cyrano de Bergerac
 
 :3-<            Dog
 ::=))           Double vision or needs new shocks
 :@)             Pig
		Smilie with a pig nose
 :P              Sticking out tongue
		Blowing a raspberry
 :Ui             Smoking
 :Uj             Smoking and smiling
 
 :X              Lips are sealed
		Sworn to secrecy
 :X)             Hearing no evil
 :^(             Has had his nose put out of joint
		User has a broken nose
 :^D             "Great! I like it!"
 :^{)>           Moustache and beard
 :b              Sticking out tongue
 :d              Stick out your tongue
		Licking lips
 :o)             Smiley with a round nose
 :q              Vi user saying, "How do I get out of this damn
emacs editor?"
 :~(             Nose put out of joint
 :~-)            So happy, s/he is crying
 :~/             Really mixed up
;(              Crying
;-?             Wry tongue in cheek
;-D             A friendly, winking, laughing smile
;-|             Beaten up but silent
		No expression face gets his lights punched out
		Says nothing but still gets beat up
;-}             Leer? (terminal dependent)
		User is wry and winking
		User is leering
;:-)            Really bad toupee
;^?             Punched out
		User was punched out for submitting sexist
articles
<*:oDX          Clown with bowtie and dunce
<:-(            Disappointed
		Dunce
<=              For messages about housing in the Snow Belt
<@:{(>X         Mustached chinese man with a toupee, goatee, bow
tie
<|-(=           Chinese and doesn't like this article
		Chinese and unhappy
<|-)=           Chinese
		Chinese with a beard
==#==           Railroad crossings
===:[OO']>:===  Has been railroaded
=====:}         Snake
=^)             Open minded smiley
 >-<             Absolutely livid!!
 >->             China man
		Chinese
		Illusionist
@%&$%&$\&*@%$#@ You know what that means
@-(             "Ulysses!  Bring me Ulysses!"
@-)             Cyclops
		Space... The Final Frontier
		Seeing stars
		Hypnotist
@.'v            Has curly hair (profile)
@l@             Too many hours at terminal
B)              Frog wearing sunglasses
B-D             "Serves you right, dummy!!"
C=>8*)          Devilish chef with glasses and a moustache
C=}>;*{O)       Mega-smiley... a drunk, devilish chef with a
toupee in an 
			updraft, a mustache, and a double chin
M:-)            Saluting
O 8-)           The angelic halo look
O+              Appropriate for women's messages, surely?
O-&-<           Doing nothing (has arms crossed) (mini whole body)
O-(==<          Chastised and/or chagrined, or is merely asleep.
O-G-<           Pointing to self (mini whole body)
O-S-<           In a hurry (mini whole body)
O-Z-<           In a big hurry (mini whole body)
O>-<|=          Of interest to women
Q:-)            New graduate
R-)             Broken glasses
[8-{)           Bearded smiley with glasses and headphones
[:-]            Square head
		Robot
[=              For messages about housing in Arizona
\.^./           Lotus position, seen from above
\/\/\/\,8-O     Really should fix frayed line cord on terminal
]:-)            The Devil
		Smilie with a nurse hat
		Member of the Royal Family
]:->            The Devil
		User is devilish
^(^             Happy variation (sideways)
^)^  ^(^        Two people talking (sideways)
^L^             Happy (sideways)
^v^v^           Mountains
		User is near the mountains
_:^)            American Indian
_\\//           Vulcan salute
__!             Enough for now
__.             Properly chastised and/or chagrined, or is merely
asleep
__/~`-'~\_/     Line of thought isn't quite a line
__Q~`__         Cat on a wall   
Q~`             Cat
_______         Wile E. Coyote under rock
		A He-Ne laser line
		Student EEG on Saturday night
`-_-'           Have you hugged your wolf today?
`^J             Smiley
d :-o           Hats off to your great idea
d.'v            Wearing hard hat (profile)
i-=<*** __.     CAUTION: has flame thrower and uses it!
i-=<****** o-(==<       CAUTION: has flame thrower and uses it!
i-=<***i        CAUTION: has flame thrower
{}              'No comment'
		Hug
 |-<>            Kissy face
		Blowing a kiss
 |:-O            Open mouth smiley (?)
 |:-|            Excessively rigid
 |~(             "Someone just busted my nose"
		User just had nose busted
}(:-(           Wearing toupee in wind
		A Viking
}-)             A wry grin
}:~#})          Mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached ugly nosed
smiley 
			with a double-chin
~:-(            Net.flame
		User is being flamed
		User is particularly angry (steamed)
 |-(     )       Yawning smiley
 |-(=   =)       Yawning smiley from Vietnam
^_^             Basic smilie (Japanese symbol)
;_;             Crying smilie (Japanese symbol)
@_@             Boggled eyes smilie, or glasses (Japanese symbol)
(_o_)           Kowtowing (bowing) person (Japanese symbol)
		An ass that's been around
		This ass costs you a lot less
*^_^*           Blushing smilie (Japanese symbol)
		Cute little girl
^_^;;;          Embarassed smilie; cold sweat (Japanese symbol)
^^;;;           Embarassed smilie; cold sweat (Japanese symbol)
 |-|             User is asleep (boredom)
 :-)x            User wears a bow tie
*)              Mutant smiley
		Here's Thor Hi-y'all.
`\=o-o=/'       User wears eye glasses
())=(           User is drinking wine
<0__/\__/\_     User is a worm
( o ) ( o )     User has big hooters
(o)(o)          User has big boobs
		Surprise
(OO)            User is mooning you (sideways)
)*(             User is an asshole (sideways)
i-=<***         User is applying flame thrower
~~~c___         User is at the beach
 
(^.^)/          User is waving hello (sideways, Japanese style)
(;.;)/~         User is waving goodbye (sideways, Japanese style)
(>_<)           User is furious (sideways)
		User is hurt (Japanese style)
(=_=)~          User is sleepy (sideways, Japanese style)
{{(>_<)}}       User is cold (sideways, Japanese style)
@L@             User has spent too many hours at terminal
(*_*)           User is in love (sideways)
($_$)           User is being greedy (sideways)
		Yuppie
(x_x)           User is dead (sideways)
(u_u)           User is sleeping (sideways)
(OvO)           User is an owl (sideways)
(g_g)           User is sleepy
#!^~/           User is kissing and wears shades (profile)
*<o'v           User is wearing snow cap (profile) 
!o'v            User has a flat top (profile)
!o'v            User is a dealer in Vegas
+<#^v           User is knight (profile)
,o'v            User is has short hair (profile)
o'!             User is grim (profile)
o'"             User is pursing lips (profile)
o'J             User is smiling (profile)
o'P             User is sticking tongue out (profile)
o'T             User is keeping a straight face (profile)
o'U             User is yawning (profile)
o'V             User is shouting (profile)
o'Y             User is whistling (profile)
o'\             User is frowning (profile)
o'r             User is sticking tongue out (profile)
o'v             User is talking (profile)
o'w             User is speaking with forked tongue (profile)
o^v             User is pointy nose (profile)
=o'v            User is has mohawk (profile)
@o'v            User is has curly hair (profile)
do'v            User is wearing hard hat (profile)
~o'v            User is has long bangs (profile)
_o^v            User is an American Indian (profile)
,o^y            User is smiling while talking (profile)
7=^>            User is happy (3/4 view)
(:-) :   8-     User is a male
{:-} 8   >      User is a female
(:-) : ==8      User is a male on the make
 
 :-o : ^^:       User is a male after zipping up fly too fast
{:-} 8   X      User is a female wearing chastity belt
$:-) :   8-     User is a male prostitute
$:-} B   >      User is a female prostitute
(8-( :  -8      User is a masked rapist
(:-)     ?      User is having a sex change
(:-) :   8===   User is John Holmes
*:-} 8   8-     User is a transvestite
[:-) 8   >      User is a gay female (butch)
{:-( :   >      User is a female with small breasts
*:-} :   8-     User is a gay male (fem)
 
 :-( :   :~      User is an impotent male
 
 :-) : , 8-      User has an outie belly button
 
 :-) :   8-^-    User is in need of some corrective surgery
 
 :-) :   8-...   User is taking a leak
 
 :-\ :   8o      User after a cold shower
{:-| 8( )>      User is a pregnant female
 
 :-} : =M8       User is taking matters into his own hand
 >:-( 8   >      User is a female after reading sexist opinions on
feminists
{:-) 8   >   <  User is a mermaid
{:-) 8   >d-:   Users are engaged in cuninlingus (showing body)
@O=E<=          User is a woman in skirt wearing turtleneck
sweater
			(mini whole body)
B-)-[<          User is wearing sunglasses and swimming trunk
(mini whole body)
 ::-b|d-::       User is has glasses and is sticking out tongue at
mirror
K%*}            User is very drunk with lampshade on head
{-)             User is needs a haircut
 :-...           User is heart-broken
(:-)}           User is bald and bearded
*!#*!^*&~ >:-(  User is very angry after losing hours of work
G-(             User is a scuba diver with a broken mask
8-{)            User is has glasses and a moustache
8===>           User is a dickhead
 : (             User is a leper
 :-( )           User has had toes stepped on
		Shocked
		"You stepped on my toe"
		User is SHOUTING VERY LOUD
 :-) :-( :-) :-( Manic depressive
 :-)K-           User is wearing shirt and tie
 >:-@            User is extremely angry
 :-@%$#          User is swearing
 :-G-~           User is smoking cigarettes
 :-o zz z z Z  Z Bored
 :^U             Turned face
 :^Y             Turned poker face
 :^r             Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)        
 :^y             Turned smiling face                  
 :^W             Turned face with tongue out          
 :^"             Pursing lips                         
 
 :-[#]           Smilie with braces                   
		Eating
%)              Artistic face                        
		Here's a racing yacht
		Cross-eyed
 |:/             Constipated
 :-+             User with too much lipstick
		Exhausted
 :-*|            User with moustache
 :-)B            User with large breasts
		User is a big girl
___m_oo_m___            Spying at the wall
 
___m_OO_m___            REALLY spying at the wall
 
___m_+o+_m___           Clown spying at the wall
 
^^m^^oo^^m^^^           Spying at the wall with nails
 
__mmmm_oo_mmmm__        Octopus spying at the wall
 
__\/_oo_\/__            Crab spying at the wall
 
____V@_____             Snail spying at the wall
 
__m_(-O-)_m__           Koala spying at the wall
 
__m_.(%)._m__           Yet another pig spying at the wall
 
______,________         Yet another ant spying at the wall
 
_____,P________         Ant with banner spying
 
___,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,___        Ants marching and spying at the
wall
 
___,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,P,___       Ant Platoon marching and spying at
the wall
 
____________            Invisible Man spying at the wall
 
__m__(((..)__m__        "Monica" spying at the wall
 
___m_--_m___            Chinese spying at the wall
 
__m____m___             Dwarf spying at the wall
 
___m_O_m___             Cyclops spying at the wall
 
___m_@^@_m___           Man with glasses spying at the wall
 
_m_oo_m_m_oo_m_         Twins spying at the wall
 
_m_oo_mm_oo_m_          Siamese Twins spying at the wall
 
--m--xx--m--            Dead cartoon spying at the wall
 
__m_oo_?__              Cap. Hook spying at the wall
 
__m_oo__                One-handed spying at the wall
<B-v            User using glasses and speaking
@&o/            Tearful-skeptical user wearing a turban
~~:I            User burning
{|^x~           Hair-parted-in-the-middle user kissing and
drooling
*!#^!*:@)       Pig-nose-schizophrenic user smiling
<|*}            Chinese-drunk-happy user
<X              Crazy user giving a wet kiss
+-::(@)         Religious user using normal glasses and shouting
[0-\            Cyclops-undecided user using a walkman
<,-?            One-winking-eye-only user smoking a pipe
<&*c            Tearful-drunk-unhappy user
 >&-r            Tearful user sticking tongue out
<8-*            Surprised user eating something bitter
(Bo/            Egg-head-skeptical user using glasses
{:0             Orator user wearing a toupee
}::-?           User wearing a toupee in a updraft, using normal
glasses 
			and smoking a pipe
B:*/            Drunk-undecided user with sunglasses on head
*^O             Crazy-big-mouth user
<:@0            Pig-nose-orator user.
<8-~)           Swimmer user with a cold and smiling
 >|*b            Drunk user pointing the tongue out
@0-(            Scuba-diver-sad user wearing a turban
(:-~I           Egg-head user with a cold
(B:o#           Egg-head user with sunglasses on head and wearing
braces
*.-)            One-eye-only user smiling
~~0{            Scuba-diver user using a mustache and burning
<:-}            Happy user
(8*<            Egg-head-swimmer-drunk-mad user
O 8)            Angel user wearing sunglasses and smiling
<;-{(           Sad user crying and using a mustache
*!#^!*|o#       Schizophrenic user wearing braces
<0*c            Cyclops-drunk-unhappy user
~~:-w           User burning and speaking with forked tongue
+-8-(           Religious-sad user wearing sunglasses
<:-@  8-        Male user screaming
[B-~[           Vampire user using a walkman, using glasses and
with a cold
*!#^!*,-{\      Schizophrenic-one-winking-eye-only-undecided user 
			using a mustache
<:-)  >-        Female user smiling
*(              Crazy user frowning
 >8-<            Devilish-surprised-mad user
 ::-{}           User using normal glasses and wearing lipstick
+-B:p           Religious user with sunglasses on head and
pointing 
			the tongue out
}0*O            Cyclops-drunk-big-mouth user wearing a toupee in a
updraft
+-:-/           Religious-undecided user
@::-x           User wearing a turban, using normal glasses and
kissing
3:)             Pet user smiling
*!#^!*:@[       Pig-nose-schizoprenic-vampire user
@,^V            One-winking-eye-only user wearing a turban and
shouting
 :*(@)           Drunk user shouting
<.(@)           One-eye-only user shouting
<8-{D           Happy user wearing sunglasses and using a mustache
 |-~b            User with a cold and pointing the tongue out
*!#^!*|oO       Schizophrenic-big-mouth user snoring
@8[             Surprised-vampire user wearing a turban
<:)             User smiling
		A dunce (or fresher)
<&-I            Fool-tearful user
<B:-/~          Uundecided user with sunglasses on head and
drooling
(Bow            Egg-head user using glasses and speaking with
forked tongue
[8*|            Drunk user using a walkman and wearing sunglasses
<|-|            Chinese user
@:-v            User wearing a turban and speaking
<B-~D           Happy user using glasses and with a cold
<8*p            Surprised-drunk user pointing the tongue out
<8-{*           User wearing sunglasses, using a mustache and
arroughting
<8-{I           Fool-swimmer user using a mustache
8:-T            Little girl-incredule user
*<:{            User using a mustache and wearing a Santa Claus
hat
@:*&            Drunk-tongue-tied user wearing a turban
+-X-(           Dead-religious user frowning
}0)             Cyclops user wearing a toupee in a updraft and
smiling
@.-(@)          One-eye-only user wearing a turban and shouting
@B-O~           Big-mouth user wearing a turban, using glasses and
drooling
*!#^!*:-)       Schizophrenic user smiling
<B:^b           User with sunglasses on head and pointing the
tongue out
<:-@            User screaming
<0-)            Scuba-diver user smiling
{B-\            Hair-parted-in-the-middle-skeptical user using
glasses
*:-{Q           User using a mustache and smoking
OOOO:@<         Pig-nose-Marge Simpson-mad user
<8r             User wearing sunglasses and sticking tongue out
{|oX            Lips-sealed user wearing a toupee
<8^)            Swimmer user smiling
<:r             User sticking tongue out
<;-Q            User smoking
*!#^!*0-v~      Schizophrenic-cyclops user speaking and drooling
<3              A heart
/\!/\           A male lying on his back with legs spread
/\*/\           A female lying on her back with legs spread
]=8)            Happy cow smilie
c=:             Phallus
 
C===:           XXL size
c=.             Phallus of a Cyclop
 
 =:             Eunuch's phallus
c=;             Eunuch's phallus with a crushed testicle
c=//=:          Bobbit Phallus
c=#=:           Bobbit Phallus after operation.
c=::            Four-engined
~:              Child
,:              Powerless
 |I|             Frontside
 |.|             Powerless in frontside
c=3             In abstinence for a while
c=B             Clergyman
(y)             Pubis
 
8x              Scissors
(8x)            Bobbit`s wife
{y}             Old pubis
[y]             Military pubis
((Y))           Fat lady
(((Y)))         Very fat lady
(..(Y)..)       More fat isn`t possible
(x(Y))          X weighted lady (in Kg)
(x)             Gay
=r)             Big nose smiley
=o)             Big nose smiley
(^-^)           Smile
<^O^>           Laughing loudly
(@_@)           Stunned
		Grin
(o_o)           Shocked
		Smile
m(_ _)m         Deep bow used for apologizing or expressing thanks
O_O             Shocked (Japanese style)
^_-             Winking (Japanese style)
^_~             Winking 2 (Japanese style)
\ ^_^ /         Joyful! (Japanese style)
\(^o^\)(/^.^)/  Happy! (Japanese style)
(*^_^*)         Shy! (Japanese style)
]:)|--<         I am the king
*|:^)(.)(...)   Snowman
 :-)  -:         Smilie with an erection.
 
 :-) 8  -        Female.
 
 :-| 8( )-       Pregnant Female.
 
 :-(   :-        Impotent (Or let down).
 
 :-)   -8        Blue balls.
 
;-)  o===8      Braggart.
 
 :-\  8o         After a cold shower.
 
;-)   ===8      Circumcised.
 
 :-)  -^-:       In need of some corrective surgery.
 
 :-)  :-...      Taking a leak.
 
 :-}  -oo-:      Taking matters into hand.
 
 :-o  ^^^^:      After zipping up fly too fast.
 
 :-( :  -        You call those breasts?  I've seen bigger lumps
in oatmeal!
 :-0===8         Oh yeah?  I bet that you...
 
(oj             Smiley scuba diver with snorkel
 :)))            User is real fat
 :-)<////>       A guy with a bad tie on
<\\\\>(-:       A left-handed guy with a bad tie on
 >-COD           User is "floundering" for something to say
~=              A candle, to annotate flaming messages.
 >:-*            Angry
/oo\            Male user cringing from an (expected) below the
belt blow.
.^,             Looking Sideways/Happy
 :-L             Blank with cigarette or pipe
=-o             Surprised
<=-O            Frightened/Scared
=-<>            Mouth Gaped Open/Awe Struck
)|-[            Tired and Grumpy and Very Unhappy.
(]:-)           Happy in Soldier Hat or Gung Ho
$->             Happily Excited or With Greedy Selfish Tone
 |-o             Squinting while Talking
 :-|,            Quiet/Hushed/Not Talking/Zipped Shut
%+\             Messed Up/Spaced
Out/Effected/Scrambled/Out-To-Lunch
 |-.zzzzzzzzzz   Snoozing/Snorring/Sleeping Deeply/Knocked-Out
(c:             Smiley with big nose, seen from left (?)
(c:)            Bald smiley with big nose, seen from left (?)
8//=/\-,        Two people having sex
8//=\/-'        Two people having sex
/\^.^/\         Woman lying on her back
~Y~ ^Y^ `Y'     Trees
_/^\/^\_        Mountains
_/^\/^\__`Y'_~Y~_iii.._\|/_..iii_~Y~_`Y'__/^\/^\_       Sunset in
the mountains
_/^\/^\`Y'~Y~iii.._\|/_..iii~Y~`Y'/^\/^\_       Sunset in the
mountains
(_|_)           An ass
(:>             Smiling
',:@ )          Dog
		Harold the not-pig
}"{		Butterfly
;-) ===8        User is circumcised
(_/_)           An asian ass
(_~_)           A latin ass
(_x_)           Kiss my ass
(_X_)           Leave my ass alone
(_#_)           Pound my ass
(_##_)          Pound my ass even harder
(_zzz_)         A tired ass
(_oo_)          An ass built for two
(_o^o_)   	A wise ass
(_o^^o_)        A wise ass
(_13_)          An unlucky ass
(_Y_)           An ass that can't say No
(_?_)   	A dumb ass
 |#|[:](|)	Crow T. Robot, long view (from MST3K)
^_^		Smile (Japanese symbol)
(@@)		"You're kidding!" (Japanese symbol)
m(_)m		Humble bow of thanks or apology (Japanese symbol)
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