Newsgroup: it.hobby.viaggi
Titolo: [OT] SMILE

;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
Widely used Smileys
(-: User is left handed.
%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight.
:*) User is drunk.
[:] User is a robot.
8-) User is wearing sunglasses.
B:-) Sunglasses on head.
::-) User wears normal glasses.
B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses.
8:-) User is a little girl.
:-)-8 User is a Big girl.
:-{) User has a mustache.
:-{} User wears lipstick.
{:-) User wears a toupee.
}:-( Toupee in an updraft.
:-[ User is a vampire.
:-E Bucktoothed vampire.
:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing.
:-7 User juust made a wry statement.
:-* User just ate something sour.
:-)~ User drools.
:-~) User has a cold.
:'-( User is crying.
:'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying.
:-@ User is screaming.
:-# User wears braces.
:^) User has a broken nose.
:v) User has a broken nose, but it's the other way.
:_) User's nose is sliding off of his face.
:<) User is from an Ivy League School.
:-& User is tongue tied.
=:-) User is a hosehead.
-:-) User is a punk rocker.
-:-( Real punk rockers don't smile.
:=) User has two noses.
+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office.
`:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning.
,:-) Same thing...other side.
|-I User is asleep.
|-O User is yawning/snoring.
:-Q User is a smoker.
:-? User smokes a pipe.
O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)
O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least).
:-` User spitting out its chewing tobacco.
:-S User just made an incoherent statement.
:-D User is laughing (at you!)
:-X User's lips are sealed.
:-C User is really bummed.
<|-) User is Chinese.
<|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes.
:-/ User is skeptical.
C=:-) User is a chef.
@= User is pro-nuclear war.
*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat.
:-o Uh oh!
(8-o It's Mr. Bill!
*:o) And Bozo the Clown!
3:] Pet smiley.
3:[ Mean Pet smiley.
d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator.
:-9 User is licking his/her lips.
%-6 User is braindead.
[:-) User is wearing a walkman.
(:I User is an egghead.
<:-I User is a dunce.
K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie.
@:-) User is wearing a turban.
:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
:-: Mutant smiley; the invisible smiley.
.-) User only has one eye.
,-) Ditto...but he's winking.
X-( User just died.
8 :-) User is a wizard.
-=* :-) User is a TeX wizard.
Midget Smileys
A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smileys.
:) Midget smiley.
:] Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend.
=) Variation on a theme...
:} What should we call these? (what?)
:) Happy.
:> What?
:@ What?
:D Laughter.
:I Hmmm...
:( Sad.
:[ Real Downer.
:< What?
:{ What?
:O Yelling.
:C What?
:Q What?
:,( Crying.
[] Hugs and ...
:* Kisses.
|I Asleep.
^o Snoring.
Mega Smileys
C=}>;*{)) A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a
mustache, and a double chin.
}:^#}) Updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a
double-chin.
Usenet Smileys
In some Usenet articles you might also find these smileys which form a
certain "dialect" developed and used in this most creative
environment.
~~:-( Net.flame
O |-) Net.religion
8 :-I Net.unix-wizards
X-( Net.suicide
E-:-I Net.ham-radio
Emotional Smileys
:-) ha ha
|-) hee hee
|-D ho ho
:-> hey hey
:-( boo hoo
:-I hmmm
:-O oops
:-P nyahhhh!
"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought
of someone to blame it on."
--- Jone's Law
"Standing on head makes smile of frown,
but rest of face also upside down."
--- Fortune cookie
 
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Dear Vincio,
TNX for TLA,
AFAIK CUL F2F to PAP!
BBIAF (ASAP). IOW... che casino 'sto TLA :-))))))))
ciao
Mario

(E' sottinteso che vuoi offrire nutella anche a lei, vero?)
Brutto nutellaro che non sei altro!!!
Ma è possibile che appena mi distraggo un attimo offri nutella a tutte le
donne che incontri?
Non hai limiti...devo prendere una decisione...ma ci penserò domani, in
fondo domani è un altro giorno:-)))
Per tutte le donne di IHV: attente allo spacciatore di nutella... Se avete
bisogno di aiuto a difendervi chiedete a Sandra che vi saprà consigliare
l'attrezzo giusto da usare per difendervi!
Paolina (alla carica)

Fernanda
Grazie :)
aggiorno subito
Vincio:)
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Paolina (alla carica)
Vincio (innocente)
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Al funerale che preferisci, fiori od opere di bene? :-))
Lo sai che non ho idea a cosa si riferisca.
Io vedo il R: e non il post originale.
no grazie, conto di vivere a lungo gustando quanta + nutella si può
:))
vincio
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 Vincio (innocente)
INNOCENTE?? Lei mente alla Corte, caro Signore! Colpevole, stracolpevole e
con l'aggravante della recidiva. Pena inflitta: due mesi a casa di Albert1,
senza Vape e nella stanza sopra l'autolavaggio + tre mesi in Thanilandia
organizzazione Trout.
Sandra

 con l'aggravante della recidiva. Pena inflitta: due mesi a casa di
Albert1,
aoh!!! E perche' punite me per le colpe altrui???????
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Non ci si potrebbe limitare, come si legge spesso, ad   'una prece' ?
Fiori od opere di bene comunque costano...... quel che conta e' il pensiero
o no?
***mauro


Beh, dopotutto e' giusto :
chi e' senza peccato scagli la prima pietra...
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