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Titolo: You know you're in Southern California if....

Non è OT perchè si parla anche di lui.... lui chi? MA LUI!!!!
YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA IF:
You make over $250,000 a year and still can't afford a house.
It's sprinkling outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid
all the weather-related accidents.
Your child's third grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is
named Breeze.
You've been to a baby shower for an infant who has two mothers and a
sperm donor.
You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are
grown, and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
A really great parking space can move you to tears.
The guy in line at Starbucks, wearing the baseball cap, sunglasses,
and looks like George Clooney, IS George Clooney.
Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, and your Mary Kay
rep is a guy in drag.
It's sprinkling out, and there's a report on every news channel about
"THE STORM!"
Over 85% of the cities, towns, and streets start with San, Los, El,
La, Santa, De La, or De Los.
Two overcast days in a row drive you mad.
A family of four owns six vehicles.
Everyone who lives here knows that hurricanes, tornadoes, floods and
snowstorms are way worse than earthquakes, which are, after all, over
almost as soon as you realize what's happening.
Even if the store is across the street, you drive there.
And finally, a question:
Q. How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None. Californians cannot afford to turn on the lights.
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 Even if the store is across the street, you drive there.
se fosse solo x queste cose, allora Torino e' la California!!!
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 cosa diamine e' l'arugula???
La rucola ;)
Che qui cresce ai bordi della strada e i cani ci fanno pipì ;)
MoRgAn

 cosa diamine e' l'arugula???
Arrugula (arugula) is also known as roquette, true rocket, rocket 
salad, tira, and in England as white pepper. The name "rocket" derives 
from the French roquette, a diminutive form of the Latin eruca, the 
Italian ruccetta, and medieval French Provencal roqueto. While the 
vegetable was most commonly known as roquette for many years the term 
"arrugula" appears more often now, at least in Florida. 
cfr. 
http://edis.ifas.ufl.edu/MV010
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Sky OneŠ da qualche parte wrote in message
| > cosa diamine e' l'arugula???
|
| Arrugula (arugula) is also known as roquette, true rocket, rocket
| salad, tira, and in England as white pepper. The name "rocket" derives
| from the French roquette, a diminutive form of the Latin eruca, the
| Italian ruccetta, and medieval French Provencal roqueto. While the
| vegetable was most commonly known as roquette for many years the term
| "arrugula" appears more often now, at least in Florida.
|
| cfr. 
http://edis.ifas.ufl.edu/MV010
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non so esiste un TLA apposito ma...
Oh my God!
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Moloko/allibita