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Titolo: It was the Xmas night at the ER...

...and everything (strangely) was all right. Ciccio was playin'
basketball thinking to Susan talkin' to Jennifer and sayin' "Good
morning, I'm the doctor Greene: do you know where you are?". Jerry was
eating something. Randy was gnocca. Carol was helping somebody,
learning the Fermat theorem (for the admittance to the Medicine
Faculty) and oganizing the turns (which means "turni", not "giri").
Kerry was stampelling here and there, cazzin' everybody her
incounters. Jeanie was, and this bast'. How it is, how it isn't, the
doors was spalancateds by a paramedic (why "paramedic" and not
"helpmedic"?) that said "Man, panza, big panza, old, very old, flying
accident" and the action begin...
Ciccio: "Kerry, with me..."
Kerry: "Mark, with me... at my three... one, two... this man semms
Doug!!! Ok, two and a quart... two and a half... three minus quart...
three minus five..."
Mark: "Three! Hely, call Carter, we need a rich man"
Kerry (to the paramedic): "he was driving a Red Micra?"
Paramedic: "no"
Kerry: "Oh, scitt! He's not Doug..."
Mark: "We need enforcement... Chuny I nedd a job..."
Chuny: "A blow job?"
Mark: "yes, but not now... Find Doug!"
Carter: "what's apphens here?"
Mark: "Man, white..."
Carter: "Oh my God!!!!"
Mark: "what Carter?"
Kerry: "what Carter?"
Haleh: "what Carter?"
Lydia: "what Carter?"
Doug: "what Carter? I was fuck!ng with... with... with... what
Carter?"
Chuny: "what a big willie, Mark"
Carter seems paralyzed...
Mark: "Maggie, call surgeonery: we need Benton"
Malik: "Dr Greene, there are the parents of this man outside..."
Mark: "say them to aspett' in the aspetting room"
Malik: "I can't..."
Mark: "Malik, do it!!!"
Benton: "What... Carter, this is not a pic-nic, we go, we go, we
go!!!"
Carter: "Doctor Benton... have you seen this man?"
Benton: "yes... what a strange costum'"
Carter: "but... are you crazy? ARE ALL YOU CRAZY? This is Santa!!!"
Jerry: "Nina and Pinta are attending' Santa Maria in the aspetting'
room..."
Doug: "Carter: this man is Santa Maria?"
Carter: "NO!!! He's Santa Claus!!!"
Kerry: "yes, and I am the Befan'"
Doug: "Right answer!!!!"
Carol: "sorry Mark... we have a problem... we have ten elves..."
Benton: "All right, Carter intubing him!"
Carter: "27 french... kiss!!!"
Doug: "emochrome, emogas, crossed controls, RX torax..."
Hicks: "He's right... Mr Santa, can you hear me?"
Santa: "yes..."
Hicks: "you are doing too much job"
Santa: "I know... but... it's Xmas, you know..."
Hicks: "We'll help you, didn't we?"
Carter "Yess!!!"
Kerry: "Yess!!! This will cost many dollars..."
Mark: "Kerry, shut up! We'll help Santa!!!"
Doug: "Yes!"
Carol: "Yes!"
Chuny: "Yes Mark! Yes! Yes!!! YEEEESSSSS!!!!"
Benton: "Yes... but I can't cut you..."
Hicks: "We have a man with a panza like yours..."
Kerry: "A big panza..."
Mark: "a very big panza..."
Carol: "and a very big... oh..."
Doug: "no"
Everybody: "yes!"
Doug: "no!"
Everybody: "YES!"
And then, Doug Ross with the Santa Claus's vestitos, with a slitt' and
not the Red Micra, was cosegnin' the Xmas gifts in the Xmas night...
Merry Xmas and Happy Y2K to all!!!
PS: e fu cosi' che tutte le C-loonatiche tennero aperte le finestre
per fare entrare "Babbo Natale"... perche' indossassero tutte della
biancheria intima molto audace non si e' capito... :-)
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 Merry Xmas and Happy Y2K to all!!!
To you too!! :)))
Ciao. Chiara :))
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 biancheria intima molto audace non si e' capito... :-)
No... questa invece non te la perdono! PPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! ;-Þ
Cia'
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 not the Red Micra, was cosegnin' the Xmas gifts in the Xmas night...
ROTFL!!!!!
Grande Cris, credo che smettero' di ridere giusto a Capodanno!
Elisa

biancheria intima molto audace non si e' capito... :-)
un po' tardo mister Sky, io una mezza idea ce l'ho ;-)))
iauz
BTW : ROTFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! :-DDDDD
p.s. Bastardo!!! hai dato della befana alla mia Kerry!!! Avro' il tuo
sangue ;-)
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 sangue ;-)
Zero negativo per adesso e poi analisi gruppo sanguigno? ^___^
[Carol insegna]
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