Newsgroup: it.arti.fotografia
Titolo: Offese

domenica evoluzionista
ovvero fuckpride's sunday
avanti con l'offesa più bella che riuscite a partorire o citare:
per me il top è nel giovane holden:
tu finirai col culo congelato e il cappotto sporco di moccio,
più o meno era così, nel contesto mi ha fatto ridere per mesi
cià
(stronzi)
zam

Tutti gli insulti da "The secret of Monkey Island":
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This is the END for you, you gutter crawling cur! -And I've got a little TIP
for you. Get the POINT?
Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kabob! -First you'd better stop
waving it like a feather duster
My handkerchief will wipe up all your blood! -So you got that job as a
janitor after all?
People fall at my feet when they see me coming -Even BEFORE they smell your
breath?
I once owned a dog that was smarter than you -He must have taught you
everything you know
You make me want to puke -You make me think somebody already did
Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will -You run THAT fast!
You fight like a dairy farmer -How appropriate you fight like a cow!
I got this scar on my face during a mighty stuggle! -I hope now you learned
to stop picking your nose
Have you stop wearing diapers yet? -Why? Did you want to borrow one?
I heard you were a contemptible sneak -Too bad that no ones ever heard about
YOU at all
You're no match for my brains, you poor fool -I'd be in real trouble if you
ever used them
You have the manners of a beggar -I wanted to make sure you'd feel
comfortable with me
I'm not going to take you insolence sitting down -Your hemorrhoids are
flaring up again, eh?
There is no words for how disgusting you are -Yes there are, you just never
learned them
I've spoken with apes more polite than you -I'm glad to hear you attend your
family reunion
I've got a long, sharp lesson for you to learn today -And I've got a little
TIP for you. Get the POINT?
My tongue is sharper than any sword! -First you'd better stop waving it like
a feather duster
My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island -So you got that job
as a janitor after all?
My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me! -Even BEFORE they smell
your breath?
Only once I have met such a coward -He must have taught you everything you
know
If your brother is like you, better marry a pig -You make me think somebody
already did
No one will ever catch me as badly as you do -You run THAT fast!
I will milk every drop of blood from your body! -How appropriate you fight
like a cow!
My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood -I hope now you learned
to stop picking your nose
I hope you have a boat ready for escape -Why? Did you want to borrow one?
My sword is famous all over the Caribbean -Too bad that no ones ever heard
about YOU at all
I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman -I'd be in real trouble
if you ever used them
You are a pain in the backside, sir! -Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again,
eh?
There are no clever moves that can help you now! -Yes there are, you just
never learned them
Now I know what stupidity really are! -I'm glad to hear you attend your
family reunion
I usually see people like you passed out on tavern floors -So you got that
job as a janitor after all?

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 zam
Ciao
M.
-- 
Immagino un mondo senza guerra, un mondo senza odio
e immagino noi che lo attacchiamo
perche' non se lo aspetteranno.
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