Newsgroup: it.cultura.linguistica.inglese
Titolo: Facelift of The Realm

Oh-hum
home(page) is the webservant.
I've tried to give a new look at the Realm Website; it is not different from
the one you remember, only a little bit more consistent but, what the heck!
why not boasting a little bit?
So here is the marketing hype:
VISIT THE NEW REALM!
COMPLETELY RENEWED!
Come and see what's NEW at the Realm Website!!
Be the first to hit the BRAND NEW homepage at 
www.TheRealm.knows.it
 !!!
NEW sections!
NEW links!!
NEW stunning pictures!!! (actually, _one_ new stunning picture... but it's
in THREE excitingly different sizes and TWO extremely bright colours! Go and
see for yourselves!)
FANTASTIC sidebars for ease of navigation!!! All enabled with the latest NEW
state-of-the-art technology (that is the amazing and futuristic "hyperlink
technology" that made the Web so popular!) Surf with style within The Realm
website! [*]
Don't miss out!
Renewed menus, unbeliavably flexible titlebars, uniform look and feel and,
lo and behold!, even a couple of CSS styles! An amazingly highly engineered
website!
More than a hundred pages with almost five megabytes of disk space! They're
not just superbytes, folks! We have MEGAbytes!
TRY the new dynamical index of our renowned FAQs!.  You click on a name and
as if by MAGIC you're there! That is the newest hyperlink technology. We're
almost the only website on the web that can boast to have it!
Delve into our in-depth coverage of the Realm history! See the very first
post of our founder, read the charter in technicolor and, last but not
least, soak into the Queen's knowledge of the meaning of 'The Realm".
Take advantage of our extensive use of <BlockQuote> technology and
stunningly beautiful Verdana font. Print our pages on your T-shirts: make
your friends talk about you!
Browse through our useful website section to read comics, fashion magazines
and science fiction stories. Give a new meaning to your time, spend it all
on our website!
PLUS...
A brand new section to let you enter in the Real(m) World: Contribute to the
Realm website. Be a STAR! Become FAMOUS! Be the envy of the neighbours.
NOW you can contribute to website of the Realm.
At last, your life will have a meaning. Your cat will be proud of you, it
will share its milk with you!
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR???
Come and see the exictingly new website of The Realm!
www.TheRealm.knows.it
An excitingly new experience.
In technicolor.
<fineprint>
[*] We cannot guarantee that *outside* our hi-tech website you will find
such advanced technology as hyperlinks and 256 (that's two hundred and fifty
six, boy!) colour pictures.
</fineprint>
saluti,
Peltio
che questa è una chiamata alle armi.
(ovviamente con tempistica aldebaraniana...)

COMPLETELY RENEWED!
New&Improved. Good job, sweetheart.
Will you stop shouting now?!
(Thanks, P.)
-- 
Isa
Work like you don't need money,
Love like you've never been hurt,
And dance like no one's watching
http://web.tiscali.it/alfabeto_auschwitz/index.htm

 why not boasting a little bit?
Congratulations, Peltio! And thank you!
Cinzia
--
Per rispondermi personalmente, togliere "-sendmenocrap" dal mio indirizzo
e-mail.
To reply, please remove "-sendmenocrap" from my e-mail address.

 why not boasting a little bit?
Not bad at all, I dare say!
I can imagine that you have put a lot of hours into this. My thanks to
the Curator Auraneum!
---
Xakero

Will you stop shouting now?!
YES YOUR HI...
Ehm...
Yes, Your Highness. : ]
saluti,
Peltio

Peltio, it looks wonderful.  I especially like the part about the classified
documents. 
 I keep finding links that I know you'd love to add.  May I send them to you?
grazie muchacho.
arianna

the one you remember, only a little bit more consistent but, what the heck!
Nice job, old timer; I'm not so sure what you meant with that 'giving a new 
look but it is not different from the one before'...but then, we all have
our troubles and these are hard times :)
+--
I know you can't speak, I know you can't sign
So cry right here on the dotted line

THANK YOU YOUR HIGHNESS!
Oh dear. I shall need to run you through that Basic Court Etiquette
course again. That would be Thank You, Your _Majesty_.
(Or is that "Thank you, ma'am"?)
:-D


grazie muchacho.
Grazie a voi. I contributi vengono quasi tutti da qui. : )
saluti,
Peltio
webservant (o curator araneum, ma non me lo ricorderò _mai_) di ICLIng

 (ovviamente con tempistica aldebaraniana...)
Caro Peltio,
i KISA rispondono quando si chiama alle armi, si sa. Mi industrierò di
fornire materiale, in formato Videoscrittura 1.0 con il set di caratteri
runico.
Pur spandendo elogi e allori sul tuo capo per il lavoraccio svolto, ti
faccio preliminarmente osservare che l'indice delle FAQ non funziona e
questo è un fastidio non da poco per i visitatori che, a differenza di noi,
non sono familiari con i contenuti dell'opus magnum.
Ciao
Giorgio

faccio preliminarmente osservare che l'indice delle FAQ non funziona
Urgh, mancava la pagina.
Errore di dimenticanza fu.
Try again : )
saluti,
Peltio

 Try again : )
Ah, ora sģ. La tua opera č compiuta.
Ciao
Giorgio