Newsgroup: it.cultura.linguistica.inglese
Titolo: Be ordained now!

I found this in the mail this morning and I thought some of you might be
interested :-)
Become a legally ordained minister within 48 hours
As a minister, you will be authorized to perform the rites and ceremonies
of the church!
Perform Weddings, Funerals, Perform Baptisms, Forgiveness of Sins
Visit Correctional Facilities
Want to start your own church?
Press here to find out how
[...]
-- 
Ciao,
Anna

of the church!
That's like Joey in Friends. Season 7th, he's the one who performs
Monica and Chandler's wedding. :)
Sebastiano

 of the church!
Of the church? Mickey Mouse Church?
Bye, FB
-- 
Se dico "siedi!" manca l'oggetto.
Siedo chi? Lei o me?
(da it.cultura.linguistica.italiano)

 Of the church? Mickey Mouse Church?
I think every church is a Mickey Mouse Church.
Giuseppe Ierolli
-- 
questo articolo e` stato inviato via web dal servizio gratuito 
http://www.newsland.it/news
 segnala gli abusi ad 
ab...@newsland.it

 I think every church is a Mickey Mouse Church.
You mean Mickey Mouse shouldn't get thrown out of any church? On this I can
agree...
Anyway, I surely didn't mean to start a flame. I just found the message
funny for its absurdity. This really seems to be the age of haste and
shallowness.
-- 
Ciao,
Anna

 Giuseppe Ierolli
Well, that is definitely a very complicated subject, but one could put it
down like this, for the sake of oversimplification: every branch of
science, from astrophysics or quantum mechanics to genetics, seem to tell
us more and more insistently that we are living in a Mickey Mouse universe.


 Want to start your own church?
Wow!!! Ma allora magari mi rastrello pure un po' di otto per mille!
Dai, ti prego, forwardami la mail! In cambio ti nomino vescovessa
dell'Africa, dell'Oceania e di un terzo continente a tua scelta.
Ciao.
S.S. Marco I
--------------------------------
Inviato via 
http://arianna.libero.it/usenet/

 dell'Africa, dell'Oceania e di un terzo continente a tua scelta.
LOL
-- 
The foregoing is my opinion, and my opinion alone. It is intended to
demonstrate modern American English -- colloquial and spoken, (but well
spoken) for the most part; not literary American English. Ergo, caveat
lector. (No, not you, Hannibal)
Oh, if you feel the need to e-mail me, un-not my address first.

 dell'Africa, dell'Oceania e di un terzo continente a tua scelta.
Ecco.
 
http://www.neverbedownagain.com/job/
Anch'io voglio diventare vescovessa. Della Brianza, se possibile.
Max

 wrote in message
news:l9muxn3blptx$.czz88odjjxxo.dlg@40tude.net...

Unfortunately, this phenomenon is all too common here in the U.S.
Don Imus has been the host of a very popular early-morning radio
program called "Imus in the Morning" for about thirty years, with some
interruptions. The program was originally broadcast only in New York,
but is now heard throughout the USA. Three hours of the program are
also simulcast on the MSNBC television news channel. "Imus", as he
likes to be called, often brags that he is an ordained minister, a
title which he received many years ago, by mail, for a nominal fee. I
don't know if he has ever performed any of the duties of a minister,
but he could, if he so desired.
Joe from Massachusetts