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Titolo: OT: Favolina...

Non so se questa storiellina sia già stata pubblicata in questo NG, se vi è
già nota mi scuso per la ripetizione.
In caso contrario, invece, spero che vi piaccia come è piaciuta a me...
Enjoy!
Midori
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C'era una volta .....
CAPPUCCIETT RED. . . .
Tant ma tant temp ago, ce stava 'na little Cappucciett Red.
One mattin her mamm dissed: "Dear Cappucciett, take this cest to the nonn
but warning to the lup that is very ma very kattiv! And torn prest! Good
luck! And in boc at the lup!".
Cappucciett didn't capit very well this ultim thing but went away, da
sol, with the cest.Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at a
cert punt she incontered the lup, who dissed: "Hi! Piccula piezz'e girl!
'Ndove do you go?".
"To the nonn with this little cest, which is little but it is full of a
sacc of chocolate and biscots and panetons and more, more, more and
mirtills" she dissed.
"Ah, mannagg 'a maruschella (maybe an expression com: what a cul that I
had)" dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc. And then the
lup dissed: "Beh, now I dev andar because the telephonin is squilling,
sorry."
And the lup went away, but not very away, but to the nonn's house.
Cappucciett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin, continued for
her sentier in the forest.
The lup arrived at the house, suoned the campanel, entered, and, after
saluting the nonn, magned her in a boccon. Then, after sputing the
dentier, he indossed the ridicol night berret and fikked himself in the
let. When Cappucciett Red came to the fint
nonn's house, suoned and entered. But when the little and a bit stupid
girl saw the nonn (non was the nonn, but the lup, ricord!) dissed: "But
nonn, why do you stay in let?".
And the nonn-lup: "Oh, I've stort my cavigl doing aerobics!".
"Oh, poor nonn!", said Cappucciett (she was more than a bit stupid, I
think, wasn't she?). Then she dissed: "But... what big okks do you have?
Do you bisogn some collir?".
"Oh, no! It's for see you better, my dear (stupid) little girl" dissed
the nonn-lup. Then Cappucciett, who was more dur than a block of marm:
"But what big oreks do you have, do you have the orekkions?".
And the nonn-lup: "Oh, no! It is to ascolt you better".
And Cappucciett (that I think was now really rincoglionited) said: "But
what big dents do you have!".
And the lup, that at this point wanted to dir: "Cassi tuoi mai?" (maybe
an expression com: to buy to you the little machine, never?) dissed:"It
is to
magn you better!" And magned really tutt quant the poor little red girl.
But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic, curious and innocent cacciator
of frodo (maybe a city near there) sented all and dissed: "Accident! A
lup!
Its pellicc vals a sac of solds." And so, spinted only for the compassion
for the little girl, butted a terr the kils of volps, fringuells and
conigls that he had ammazzed till that moment, imbracced the fucil,
entered in the stanz and killed the lup. Then quarced his panz (being
attent not to rovin the pellicc) and tired fora the nonn (still viv) and
Cappucciett (still rincoglionited). And so, at the end, the cacciator of
frodo vended the pellicc and guadagned (Honestly) a sacc of solds.
The nonn magned tutt the leccornies in the cest.
Cappucciett red... beh!, let her stay, because she had capit.
And so, everybody lived felix and content (maybe not the lup!)...

E perdonatemi, non ho proprio resistito... ;)
Midori
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