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ROTFL!
There are lots of variations on the same theme, such as:
Timothy Leary:
- Because that's the only kind of trip the establishment would let it take.
Sherlock Homes:
- It crossed the road because it was going to catch a train at Victoria Station
at 3:15, to
Edinburgh. And how did I know? Observe, Watson, the patina of dust on the
chicken's feather, which indicates that it had been spending time in a library,
reading about Scotland. And observe also that it was humming "Bonnie Lassie" as
it waited to cross. Finally, and most important, observe the train ticket marked
Edinburgh, stuffed under one wing, and the fact that Victoria Station was where
the chicken crossed the street, and finally that the only train to Edinburgh
this afternoon is the 3:15........
NT Chicken:
Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure.
OS/2 Chicken:
It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody noticed.
Win 95 Chicken:
You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still
tastes like ... chicken.
Assembler Chicken:
First it builds the road ...
C Chicken:
It crosses the road without looking both ways.
C++ Chicken:
The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to him on the
other side.
Java Chicken:
If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download one to
the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets)
Web Chicken:
Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.
Gopher Chicken:
Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.
Newton Chicken:
Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it across the road
in your pocket !
Cray Chicken:
Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it in liquid
nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully cooked.
Quantum Logic Chicken:
The chicken is distributed probabilistically on all sides of the road until you
observe it on the side of your course.
Lotus Chicken:
Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do!
Mac Chicken:
No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's
no way to tell it to.
COBOL Chicken:
          0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
          IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN
          PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
          VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL
          ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
          ELSE
          GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING
Microsoft Chicken (TM):
It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.
Mary
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Fry!
Thanks for sharing, but there was no need to quote my post in its entirety.
One should be careful and avoid unnecessary quoting when posting on the
Usenet.
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Usenet.
Yes, I know. I`m sorry. I sent the message without thinking how long the
quote was. I`ll be more careful next time.
Fry!