Newsgroup: it.cultura.linguistica.inglese
Titolo: NEWS FLASH

NEWS FLASH
     White House--President Clinton announced today that an all-out
bombing offensive against England will begin in two weeks, unless a
peace accord is ratified by England and its break-away province of
Northern Ireland.
      "Using the fine logic we crafted in the Kosovo intervention, we
have decided to add, incrementally, to the list of peace initiatives
around the world," he said in a prepared statement. A background
briefing indicated that on a weekly schedule, the Clinton administration
would intervene in the following areas:
      Week one -- Bombing of England to free Northern Ireland
      Week two -- Bombing of Ankara, Baghdad and Teheran to free the
Kurds.
      Week three -- Bombing of several random African countries to stop
the Hutus from killing Tutsis.
      Week four -- Bombing of both Istanbul and Athens to solve the
Cyprus problem.
      Week five -- Bombing of Madrid to free the Basque Country.
      Week six -- Bombing of Ottawa to free the Quebecois.
      Week seven -- Bombing of Jakarta to free the Timor Islands.
      Week eight -- Bombing of Colombo to free the Tamil peoples of Sri
Lanka
      Week nine -- Bombing of Paris to free Corsica.
      Week ten -- Bombing of Washington, D.C. to free the Confederacy of
Southern States, held captive for 139 years.
      "This schedule will do until we can come up with others," said
Madeleine Albright, Secretary of State. She did not respond when asked
when the bombing of Beijing in order to free Tibet would occur.
Mary
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat, though.

may I add:
bombing of Rome to free Northern Italy....
Francesca
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NEWS FLASH
ROTFL!
Isa

ADDITIONAL NEWS FLASH
Britain's Tony Blair expressed his support for the bombing campaign against
England and announced that he did not think the war could be won without
introducing ground troops. He announced plans to ready British troops which he
indicated were already well positioned for rapid deployment.
In a related story Belgrade announced a campaign to rebuild their economy. A
government spokesperson outlined a plan which involved the sale of a large
stockpile of leather lampshades. The government spokesperson hinted that a
significant initial order had already been received from a British company. This
company is said to be owned by a grandson of the late British Prime Minister
Chamberlain.

bombing of Rome to free Northern Italy....
Anche, bombardare d'Italia Settentrionale per liberare Le Due Sicilie.
Ciao,
Ron
USA
attaccabrighe professionale

 Francesca
Why don't we bomb Arcore too?......
I think it is the better thing to resolve all- world problems!
Fabio

Dear Mary you are very very agreeable.
Don't Mr. Clinton say anything about Silvio?
«The man who wants to buy the world»
Fabio


Yeah, I could use some translation help...
How do I tell that Yeltsin fella to get his troops the heck outta
Kosovo?
Thanks.
BC

ehi ehi, calma non sono  mica della Lega. Per la verita' sso' de Roma... e
co' Arcore nun cio' niente acche sparti'.
buon lavoro
Francesca
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Te sei messa paura eeehhhh!!!
Were you scared eeeeehhhh!!!
Fabio

 Southern States, held captive for 139 years.
LOL and they are still talking about the war and trying to figure out how
they lost.
Ciao
Arianna
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