Newsgroup: it.cultura.linguistica.inglese
Titolo: Chat

Lo so che non c'entra col newsgroup, ma sapete dirmi il sito di una chat
italiana interessante e gratuita? Grazie!

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Allora, parti da 
www.mirc.co.uk
 (ma forse ora esiste anche 
www.mirc.com
)
da cui puoi scaricarti mirc, che è un programma per chat.
Poi lo configuri e se hai bisogno di spiegazioni ulteriori puoi
scrivermi a 
to...@lina.it
 oppure chiedere su it.comp.irc oppure andare
su 
www.panservice.it/simplecity
.
Se queste cose le sapevi già, comincia a leggere da qui:) Dunque, se vai
sulla rete IRCnet puoi entrare su tantissimi canali italiani (anche
perché basta crearli). Per esempio su quelli delle città (#roma,
#milano, #firenze, #bologna, ecc.), oppure delle province, delle
regioni, oppure altri come #peppino, #nutella, #etna. Ti sconsiglio
invece #italia. Meglio, al limite #italia2.
E a proposito: si potrebbe creare un canale chat per icling:)
Ciao
RR

    riccardo ricci ha scritto nel messaggio 
    :E a proposito: si potrebbe creare un canale chat per icling:)
To which a low, deep voice was heard to answer:
If you build it, they will come.....

Bambi wrote in message +ADw-7m04nt+ACQ-676+ACQ-1+
AEA-nslave1.tin.it
+AD4-...
    riccardo ricci ha scritto nel messaggio
    :E a proposito: si potrebbe creare un canale chat per icling:)
-To which a low, deep voice was heard to answer:
-If you build it, they will come.....
Did you hear me?

Peltio Darling,
Since you stood me up at the ball, I have been waiting and hoping. It all seems so long ago now, but I never gave up hope. I knew you would not fail me if I could have but a little patience. I have been rewarded. I knew it was you.
I always hear you. Even at such ungodly hours of the morning
I remain, euphorically yours,
Bambi
dtb
Peltio ha scritto nel messaggio 
:Bambi wrote in message 
:    :E a proposito: si potrebbe creare un canale chat per icling:)
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Bambi,
I always brag to be a perfect dancer (chiefly for the fact that, having no
feet I can hardly interfere with my lady's toes) but you make me turn
pink...
And, for a blue-tanned genius as I happen to be, this is more than blushing.
As for the hour in the morning, that is easily explained: my current master
is using my lamp as a.. as a ...
        What's the English for 'zampirone'?
well, THAT +ACE-
Can you imagine, having your house filled with stinking chemicals and a big
rope fishing the liquid from the chimney? I hope not.
Anyway, what do I have to do? He's my master. I spend my nights on the net,
sipping Martinis and hoping in the chance to read you again.
Talking about bolly, let it be known that I always have strawberries in my
fridge.
Now,... did you hear me?
Peltio
(now back into blue mode)

Darling Peltio,
I can just imagine you turning a whiter shade of pink as I write, but the knowledge that you are a perfect dancer makes me positively swoon.You are without doubt, a man for all seasons, and to know you is to love you.
Since obviously you know how to use your nights well, I can only trust that those Martini's are stirred, not shaken- or should that be the other way around?
I fear I cannot quite imagine  stinking chemicals and big ropes fishing liquid from the chimney but I truly hope you will manage to fix it all before Father Christmas  comes calling later in the  year. If not  I  presume he just just have a thing or two to say about your domestic set up. Assuming of course, you will have been nice rather than naughty by that time, otherwise, he will decide to give you a miss altogether, and that's a rather sad thought.
In conclusion, to know that you have a constant supply of strawberries in your refrigerator ensures that I am yours for life.
You can rest assured that I most definitely did hear you.
Having used up my supply of corny songs, I remain,
Yours  for life with bolly in hand,
Bambi
dtb
p.s. Zampirone is I believe a mosquito coil.
Peltio ha scritto 
:Bambi,
:I always brag to be a perfect dancer (chiefly for the fact that, having no
:feet I can hardly interfere with my lady's toes) but you make me turn
:pink...
:And, for a blue-tanned genius as I happen to be, this is more than blushing.
:
:As for the hour in the morning, that is easily explained: my current master
:is using my lamp as a.. as a ...
:        What's the English for 'zampirone'?
:well, THAT !
:Can you imagine, having your house filled with stinking chemicals and a big
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         What's the English for 'zampirone'?
One of the few things that makes me long for England in the summer is that there
are *no* mosquitoes there (just a few little gnats that don't bother you much).
That being said, I'd call it a "mosquito coil".
Mary
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Arsonists of the world, ignite.

I don't know the way you humans use to drink Martinis.
I have them on the rocks.
White and not dry.
When I feel like abandoning to lust, I add an olive.
But I never shaked them. Sometimes I rub the glass.
Believe me: after the first dozen of such rubbings, a genius will appear.
I guess it's the olive that works the magic.
mmmh... strawberries and olives...
I might as well give it a try.
Peltio

Dear Peltio,
    Peltio wrote from outer space 
    :When I feel like abandoning to lust, I add an olive.
A most novel suggestion. At  the very first available opportunity, I shall try out your suggestion and report back on the outcome.
I thank you for the advice you blue-genius Martian you and remain as always,
Bambi,
dtb
:But I never shaked them. Sometimes I rub the glass.
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 I guess it's the olive that works the magic.
Er... a genius or a genie?
Or does it depend on what combination of olives and strawberries you use?
Mary
(remove "nospam" to reply)
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P.S. Weren't you on the wagon?

P.S. Weren't you on the wagon?
Are you telling me that Martinis have alcohol in them?
I must have forgotten that.
<hiccup>
bye,
Peltio