Newsgroup: it.cultura.linguistica.inglese
Titolo: [OT] Why men are such happier people

Why Men Are Just Happier People!
 
  Your last name stays put.
  The garage is all yours.
  Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  Chocolate is just another snack.
  You can be president.
  You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
  Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  The world is your urinal.
  You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too
icky.
  Same work, more pay.
  Wrinkles add character.
  Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
  People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
  The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
  New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
  One mood, ALL the time.
  Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  You know stuff about tanks.
  A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
  You can open all your own jars.
  You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
  If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
  Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
  Everything on your face stays its original color.
  Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
  You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
  You almost never have strap problems in public
  You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
  The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
  You don't have to shave below your neck.
  Your belly usually hides your big hips.
  One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
  You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
  You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
  You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45
   minutes.


You don't have to learn uncinetto...
Happy easter to everybody!
--
Giovanni Bajo

Why Men Are Just Happier People!
[CUT]
LOL
And they talk about *me* getting a hobby! ;)
/quote on
Knit, good woman, knit, knit!
/quote off
^_^ (although "to crochet" would be better)
Let's add something...
L'arte della conquista
COME CONQUISTARE UNA DONNA
Riempila di complimenti
Rispettala,
Trattala con onore,
Falle le coccole,
Baciala appassionatamente,
Accarezzala,
Amala con tutto te stesso,
Ascoltala con attenzione,
Stuzzicala,
Consolala,
Proteggila,
Stringila a te,
Fai di tutto per tenerla,
Spendi soldi per lei,
Riempile sempre il bicchiere di vino,
Circondala di gioielli,
Falla sentire sempre sicura,
Preoccupati per lei,
Stalle vicino,
Sostienila sempre,
Vai fino in capo al mondo per lei
COME CONQUISTARE UN UOMO
Mostrati nuda
Fai da mangiare
The Spanish version is cooler:
Desnúdate
Trae cervezas
Happy Easter to y'all!
Sebastiano/basket weaving
-- 
Por una mirada, un mondo;
por una sonrisa, un cielo;
por un beso... yo no sé
qué te diera por un beso.

   Chocolate is just another snack.
...
Chocolate eaters are happier people. Of course, there's no reason why 
woman can't try it too.
QUOTE
  Chocolate makes you happy
Susan Aldridge, PhD
Eating a bar of chocolate every day is linked to good mood and happy 
feelings, according to a web-based survey.
Chocolate has long been seen as a pleasurable indulgence - although it's 
not really a healthy food, being high in fat and sugar. However, recent 
evidence suggests that, like other plant based products, it also 
contains antioxidants, which can protect from chronic disease.
A survey, by researchers at the University of Bath, now suggests that 
people who eat chocolate regularly are happier than those who do not! A 
group of 1,000 people were divided into three - one ate a bar of a 
well-known brand of chocolate a day, another was asked not to eat 
chocolate, while the third were free to eat chocolate or not, as they 
wished. The group reported their feelings via a Web-based interactive 
diary over a week. In the chocolate group, 69 per cent said they felt 
happy, compared to 41 per cent in the chocolate-deprived group. In the 
free choice group, 64 per cent felt happy. The study is now to be 
extended nation wide.
Commenting on the survey, Dr Adrian Owen, a neuroscientist at the 
University of Cambridge, says that recent brain imaging studies have 
shed new light on why chocolate has an impact on mood. It's often 
assumed that chocolate contains psychoactive substances that affect 
brain chemistry. In fact, it is more likely that the unique combination 
of taste, texture and aroma in a bar of chocolate stimulate the pleasure 
centres - rather than any specific ingredient.
Source
Cadbury UK press release 19th July 2002
UNQUOTE
Source: 
http://www.healthandage.com/Home/gid1=1816
-- 
Xakero
   _a happy chocolate eater

 Cadbury UK press release 19th July 2002
Ask the Devil how to get to heaven  :)
-- 
Enrico

 Trae cervezas
Io la sapevo con:
Spogliati
Cucina
Parla poco
:)
--
Giovanni Bajo