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Titolo: [Semi OT] Ne approfitto che siete buoni per Pasqua ;)

CAPPUCCIETT RED [Little Red Riding Hood]
Tant ma tant temp ago, ce stava 'na little Cappucciett Red.
One mattin her mamma dissed:"Dear Cappucciett, take this cest to the nonn
but warning to the lup that is very ma very kattiv! And torn prest!Good
luck!
And in boc at the lup!". Cappucciett didn't capl very well this ultim
thingbut went away, da sol, with the cest.
Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at a cert punt she
incontered the lup,
who dissed:"Hi! Piccula piezz'e girl! 'Ndove do you go?"."To the nonn with
this little cest which is little but it is full of chocolate and biscots and
panetons and more, more, more and mirtills" she dissed
"Ah, mannagg 'a maruschella (maybe an expression com: what a cul that I
had)" dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc.
And so the lup dissed: "Beh, now I dev andar because the telephonin is
squilling, sorry".
And the lup went away but not very away, but to the nonn' s house.
Cappucciett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin, continued for her
sentier in the forest.
The lup arrived at the house, suoned the campanel, entered, and, after
saluting the nonn, magned her in a boccon. Then, after sputing the dentier,
he indossed the ridicol night berret and fikked himself in the let.
When Cappucciett Red came to the fint nonn' s House, suoned and entered.
But when the little and a bit stupid girl saw the nonn (non was the nonn,
but the lup, ricord!) dissed:" But nonn, why do you stay in let?".
And the nonn-lup:"Oh, I've stort my cavigl doing aerobics!".
"Oh, poor nonn!" said Cappucciett (she was more than a bit stupid, I think,
wasn't she?).
Then she dissed:" But...what big okks do you have? Do you bisogn some
collir?".
"Oh, no! It's for see you better, my dear (stupid) little girl" dissed the
nonn-lup.
Then Cappucciett, who was more dur than a block of marm: " But what big
oreks do you have, do you have the orekkions?".
And the nonn-lup:" Oh,no! It is to ascolt you better".
And Cappucciett (that I think was now really rincoglionited) said:" But what
big dents do you have!".
And the lup dissed:" It is to magn you better!" and magned really tutt quant
the poor little red girl.
But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic, curios and innocent cacciator of
frodo sented all and dissed:" Accident! A lup! Its pellicc vals a sac of
solds.
And so, spinted only for the compassion for the little girl, butted a terr
the kils of volps, fringuells and conigls that he had ammazzed till that
moment, imbracced the fucil, entered in the stanz and killed the lup.
Then quarced his panz (being attent not to rovin the pellicc) and tired fora
the nonn
(still viv) and Cappucciett (still rincoglionited).
And so, at the end, the cacciator of frodo vended the pellicc and guadagned

 And so, at the end, the cacciator of frodo vended the pellicc and
guadagned
Molto carina. Bravo. Speriamo che quella palla di Cacchero non ti escluda
dal suo newsreader come ha fatto con me (ho pianto tanto, sai?)
 :-)))

 CAPPUCCIETT RED [Little Red Riding Hood]
Paolo, ti va proprio di lusso che č Pasqua.
E' gią stato postato due o tre mesi fa.
Ma, siccome č Pasqua, grazie lo stesso.
Buon vento pasquale
Giorgio

 E' già stato postato due o tre mesi fa.
Questo mi spiace, strano che mi sia sfuggita.
Staro' buono per un po' ;)


How funny!  I nearly peed in my pants.  Forse non ci crederai ma gli Italiani
che risiedono  qui da tanti anni parlano esattamente cosi'.
ciao
arianna