Newsgroup: it.cultura.linguistica.inglese
Titolo: Very dirty joke

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Non ho capito bene il finale, probabilmente perche' non conosco
gli stereotipi sugli Yorkshiresi...
There was a Frenchman, and Italian, and a Yorkshireman. They were 
discussing the methods they used to give their wives sexual pleasure.
The Frenchman said, "I turn down ze bedroom light and I kiss 'er and 
cuddle 'er and whisper leetle words of love in 'er ear. Then I gently 
undress 'er and 'ave 'er lying on ze bed on 'er back, with nothing on. I 
carefully pour a little French champagne of good quality on her 
quivering body. Something like a Moet et Chandon Brut Imperial Rosé at 
around £25 a bottle works very well I find. Gently I massage ze 
champagne into her skin, concentrating on all ze leetle places zat bring 
pleasure to a lady. Ohh la la! Soon she is in a state of ecstasy so 
intense zat 'er body hovers above ze bed at a height of 500mm."
"Pah!" said the Italian. "When I maka da love to my wife I do all of da
basic foreplay stuff, justa da same as you Pierre. But I use a bottle of 
the finest Italian red wine, maybe a Lugarotti Rubesco Riserva 1990, or
something else at around £40 a bottle. I pour the wine sparingly over 
'er naked body and soon she hovers fully one metre abova da bed"
They both turned expectantly to the Yorkshireman. "Well, it's dead 
simple really what I do, like. When I've supped me Stella I shag her, 
and when I've finished I jump off and wipe me knob on the bedroom 
curtains, and our lass goes through the fucking ceiling!"

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Go throught the ceiling = hit the roof = andare su tutte le furie
Nemmeno l'autore conosce gli stereotipi sugli Yorkshiresi - lo Yorkshirese 
stereotipico non beve la Stella .
Mike (a Yorkshireman) 


mmm, so "when I've supped me Stella" = when I've sipped my (Stella Artois)
beer ?
I thought "supped" stayed for "dined (with)" and that Stella was the wife's
name...
Now that I think about it, you version makes much more sense.
Anyway, I can't see what stereotype should be mocked... maybe Yorkshire
women
are oversensitive to neatness/tidiness in the house?
:-?
Lorenzo


I don't think she'd have to be oversensitive to object to this sort of 
behaviour !
The stereotype is that of the Yorkshireman as a very blunt , no-nonsense , 
down-to-earth type of chap ; as you see , his account of his lovemaking with 
his wife requires only 3 monosyllables to describe it !
Mike 

 I thought "supped" stayed for "dined (with)"
If I may correct you... it's "stood for" not "stayed"

 If I may correct you... it's "stood for" not "stayed"
Oops... so one thing *stands* for one another, right?
The Italian "stare per" misled me... probably because I still think in
Italian and then translate?

 Italian and then translate?
I guessed as muched :) My Italain isn't great but for some reason "sta per"
has always stuck in my mind.

 My Italain isn't great
..and my English isn't much better :))

 I guessed as muched :)
I guessed as *much*

a me ha fatto ridere e ti spiego il perchč.
Tutti gli altri hanno trattato la partner bene ed ella "saltava" sempre piů 
in alto dalla gioia e piů il salto era alto e migliore era la performance.
Il terzo personaggio, che invece non capisce di trattare bene la moglie e 
quindi semplifica facendo l'amore grossolanamente riesce con suo orgoglio a 
far saltare la moglie oltre il soffitto quando "si pulisce il pisello sulla 
tenda". Purtroppo lui non capisce che la moglio non salta dalla gioia ma 
ddall'incazzatura per le tende da lavare.