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Titolo: Enjoy

This Has Been Spell Checked
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
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MoRgAn MaGaN wrote
I have a spelling checker
It came with my PC
It plainly marks for my review
Mistakes I can not see
I strike a key and type a word
And wait for it to say
Wether I am wrong or write
It shows me straight away
As soon as a mistake is made
It knows before too long
And I can put the error right
It's rarely ever wrong.
I have run this poem thru it
I'm sure you're pleased to know
It's letter perfect all the way
My checker told me so.
Non sono convinto sull'ultima parola. So?
ciao,
Peltio

Non sono convinto sull'ultima parola. So?
E' giustissima. To sew, cucire, si pronuncia proprio so. Da non confondersi
con to sow, seminare, che si pronuncia... uguale.
What a strange mistress...
Baci
Isa

Peltio ha scritto 
(snip)
Wether I am wrong or write.. 'right'
It shows me straight away
I have run this poem thru...-'through' ...it (unlessyou used it deliberately of course )
I'm sure you're pleased to know
It's letter perfect all the way
My checker told me so.
I remain, as always, (blue blood and all as per your inference?) ,
Bambi
dtb

(unless you used it deliberately of course )
Well, I did. Luckily the pronounce is the same.
I'm not very aware of the difference between formal and informal
expressions. Same thing for American and British English.
I'm glad you pointed that out, correcting my randomness in choosing words.
After all, that's the reason I'm here for.
; )
Thanks a lot,
Peltio

Isa
My spell-checker won't accept "thru" and quite correctly suggests "through".
Is this really accepted by American spell-checkers these days? How about
"lite", "nite" etc.?
Raymot,
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Dear Peltio, 
I spent the better part of last night and today in discourse with previously mentioned (castrated) ram. He requests that I  assure you that notwithstanding grevious bodily injuries sustained to himself,  he nonetheless  finds it in his heart to forgive you. He does add however, that if you could possibly try and not confuse your ' whethers ' with ' him ' again, he would be much obliged.
I trust this news will ease your troubled mind.
I remain, as always,
Bambi
dtb
p.s. see below
Peltio wrote:
    :(snipette) I used a castrated ram to mean whether.
        :This is a typo that frequently occurs to me.
This is a typo that I frequently make
(This coming from me, is simply proceless.)
        :I apologise with the ram.
I apologise ' to ' the ram
        :Luckily the pronounce is the same.
Luckily the pronounciation is the same
        :I'm not very aware of the difference between formal and informal
        :expressions. 
I'm not very familiar with the differences between formal and informal expressions
        :After all, that's the reason I'm here for.
After all, that's the reason why I'm here.
After all, that's why I'm here.
        :Thanks a lot,
As always, you're very welcome.

Luckily the pronounciation is the same
  Luckily the pronunciation is the same. 
This is not merely pedantry, since "pronunciation" and "pronounced"
are pronounced differently, as indicated by their spelling.
Ciao, 
Raymot
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Dear Raymot,
As stated previously by the undersigned, spelling  cannot be counted among my strong points. It would appear that I am constantly feeling the urge to prove the point. 
My apologies to Peltio and thanks to you.
I remain,ecc
Bambi
dtb
Raymot  ha scritto...
:Bambi wrote
:
:      :Luckily the pronounce is the same.
:Luckily the pronounciation is the same
:  Luckily the pronunciation is the same. 
:This is not merely pedantry, since +ACI-pronunciation+ACI- and +ACI-pronounced+ACI-
:are pronounced differently, as indicated by their spelling.
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