Newsgroup: it.cultura.linguistica.inglese
Titolo: pick up lines

some of the  cheesiest pick up lines ......
I'm going to have sex tonight so you might as well be there..
You know what would look good on you? Me.
Do you believe in the hereafter? Then you know what I'm here after.
I like your shirt, it would look great on my floor.
I may not be the best looking guy here but I'm the only one talking to
you..
Life without you is like a broken pencil-it has no point.
nice shoes..wanna fuck?
Let's go to my place and do the stuff I'm going to tell people anyway.
Do you believe in love at first sight?or should i walk by again?
You see a waitress you like and see her name tag says Lory, pointing
to her tag you ask her 'can I call you Lory?, she says yes and then
you say what time should you call her.
Or you ask a girl if she thinks the keys to my Mercedes can fit into
her purse.
or just make a losing bet with a girl and say if I lose I will owe you
dinner. Tell a girl that Britney Spears played in "Pretty Woman" she
says no and say you want to bet ( dinner or lunch) she say yes cause
she  knows it Julia roberts ( and he does to but loses on purpose)..
you lose and have to buy her dinner, which you wanted to do
anyway........win win win

some of the  cheesiest pick up lines ......
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LOL
Anyway, let me add some lines.
As she's leaving...."Hey aren't you forgetting something?" She:
"What?" "Me!"
"Can I borrow a quarter?" ["What for?"] "I want to call my mom and
tell her I just met the girl of my dreams". OR: "I want to call your
mother and thank her".
"Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room"
and the grand prize is a night with me!"
"Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!"
"Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body?"  {Wait
for answer} "Yeah, and I could show you how to get one more?"
Yeah, I know this one is biologically wrong, but you know, bone,
boner, it's quite close.
"Do you believe in helping the homeless?" [If yes] "Take me home with
you."
"Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes."
"Do you have a mirror in your pocket?" (Why?) "'Cause I could see
myself in your pants."
"Do you have the time?" [Gives the time] "No, the time to write down
my number?"
"Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job?" [No!]
"Do you want to do lunch?"
"Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation?"
(No.) "Do you wanna go upstairs and talk?"
"Hi, my name's Right ... Mr. Right. Mr. Right now."
"Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily
intake of vitamin me."
 
"Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away!"
"Look. I hope you won't take this as any sort of 'line,' but there
literally is a party in my pants, and you actually are invited. I know
how it sounds . . . "
"I'm going outside to make out: care to join me?"
"Do you believe in sex before the first date?" 
"Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush!"
"How would you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or
fertilized?"
So, for breakfast tomorrow morning, do I call you on the phone or poke
your ribs with my elbow?"
And so on...
Sebastiano
-- 
The pen is mightier than the sword... only if the
sword is very small and the pen is very sharp.


divertentissime!
delle mie quella che mi č piaciuta di piů č:
 credi nell'amore a prima vista, o devo ripassare di nuovo?
non l'avevo mai sentita, e immagino che saputa dire durante un
incontro casuale puň fare un certo effetto...