Newsgroup: it.lavoro.informatica
Titolo: (OT)Re: Colloquio, come comportarsi (IN INGLESE, SORRY) -LUNGO

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inglese(
http://drew.corrupt.net/arch-0302-2.html
)
2002-3-18
the benefits of being unemployed are huge!! you can make your own
schedule and be your own boss!! i get email all the time telling me
that i should visit some web site and use their ideas and i will never
have to work again. but also i get other mail from people i have never
heard of telling me to enlarge my man parts and secrete more fluid so
i do not trust inter-net people that much!!
anyway today i cancelled my regular 10:30 activity (SITTING ON COUCH!!
it is the most popular thing to do while you are unemployed) to go to
a job interview. it was at some company that is just a few miles from
where i live and it sounded like an okay job so i told them i would
come in for an interview!!
i dressed up in a suit for the interview and everything! i had to get
it dry cleaned after the interview i went to in pennsylvania because i
was afraid it would smell bad. the cities there are dirty and besides
i had the runs the whole day i interviewed, maybe it is a signal i am
allergic to work. OH CRAP it is a coworker joke, they have ruined my
mind even though i have not been to work in months!! HAHA DREW YOU
SNEEZED PROBABLY YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO WORK!! COWORKER the joke is
funny, i will be right back to hear more of your jokes after i go
outside to slash your tires! (the last sentence is not said out loud)
the people i interviewed with were two human resources guys. i am sure
human resources people are great but interviewing with them is
terrible!! instead of asking you questions about what you can do and
what you have done at work they ask you: tell me about a time when you
had to work with diverse people! tell me about a situation where you
had to get a problem solved quickly! tell me about blah blah blah blah
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
i had just gotten done explaining all of the major things i had
designed and programmed at work to make all of my spreadsheet things
go faster when one of them told me: okay drew, can you tell us about a
time when you were able to create something to allow you to do your
work better or faster?? i guess they were too busy trying to interpret
the psychology of hand gestures or the angle of my eyebrows as i was
talking to actually listen to what i was saying! i could not really
think of anything to say that was not terribly insulting so i just
stood up.
i grabbed the edge of the table that all of their papers and coffee
cups were sitting on and i flipped it over!!! papers and styrofoam
flew everywhere and the two human resources jerkfaces scrambled
backwards to get out of the way of the flying table. THIS INTERVIEW IS
OVER!! i told them.
so maybe i will not get that job but in a future interview if someone
asks me how i was able to communicate information to someone with a
different technical background then i will have an answer!! the answer
will be to turn over the table and tell them: THIS INTERVIEW IS
OVER!!@! because seriously it's hard to just use english when
communicating with idiots, sometimes you have to use body language
(violence, etc)

Prendo questo spunto da una lettera di un personaggio
MEGA ROTFL !!!
--
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
(Sullivan's Lemma)

 (violence, etc)
eh vai ... bella li' ... ;-))) ... propongo un comitato degli "Informatici
per il Rovesciamento delle Tavole in Testa agli Intervistatori Cretini" ...
in breve IRTTIC ... per un futuro migliore ??!!  ;-))) (spot alla berlusca
...)