Newsgroup: it.fan.culo
Titolo: Don't be angry, Lothar.

People with whom I've been watching the match:
- Germany I
- Germany II
- Renegade England
- Ghana
- Greece
- Argentina
- Spain
United by a conspiracy, we were all supporting Bayern Munich
in the enemy's territory.
Renegade England was the most fanatic against Manchester,
even more than Germany I and Germany II.
Since a Ghanian player was playing with Bayern,
Ghana was excited as almost as him.
Ghana's prediction: Bayern 2 - Manchester 0.
Ghana has been keep telling "It's coming It's coming" and
invoking his mystic mana for all the length of the match.
Not the goal came, but Turkey, the jinx traitor.
Turkey entered the room the last five minutes.
After a quick glance he had a complete understanding of the 
situation.  
He couldn't help adopting a position radically opposed to 
Greece, so said: "Yes, It's coming. But in the opposite direction.
Twice."
Everybody (in choir): "You are not welcome here". 
But Turkey's prediction came true. 
Everybody had a nervous breakdown.
Germany I couldn't believe his eyes. 
Germany II and Argentina began to smile hysterically.
Renegade England uttered ineffable blasphemies.
Greece felt humiliated.
Spain hit repeatedly the wall with his head. 
Ghana undressed himself, and started whipping his back with its own 
shirt. 
I calmly thought: "By the way, the referee Collina has done a 
good work".
Now, outside in the streets, English people are celebrating their 
undeserved victory.
k'

situation.  
Previtera's grand-grand-grand-grandfather was a cavalry officer who died
fighting the Turks in the 1600's.
Julian
--
for it would be extremely difficult for you to get away from here,
unless, of course, you have wings..
                                              like a bat

fighting the Turks in the 1600's.
The day of S. Vito. 15 June 1389, First Battle of Kosovo.
The Turkish troop led by the sultan Murad II are standing in front of
the Christian confederation made up by King Lazar's Serbians and
Vladko Vukovic's Bosniac soldiers.
At dawn, the serbian officier Previteros Milos Oblic
(gran-grand-grand-father of Previtera's grand-grand-grand-father died
in 1600's) hits with his scimitar Murad II and cuts off his head.
In its turn, Previteros MIlos Oblic is massacrated by the sultan's
son, Bayazid I.
The battle marks the decline of the Christian forces. King Lazarus is
taken prisoner and, according to the legend, is killed upon the very
body of Murad. The Slavic people lose for centuries their independence
in the Balcans.
Previtoros Milos Oblic unfortunate destiny on the battlefield will
overshadow his descendants for generations.
--
keroppi

 fighting the Turks in the 1600's.
And, I wish to punctualize, he died VIRGIN.
	- Andrea B. Previtera
          Nocturnal Migraine Mess(iah).

And, I wish to punctualize, he died VIRGIN.
Are you sure he wasn't a Calvary officer?
--scott
-- 
"C'est un Nagra.  C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."

 writes:
    >> Previtera's grand-grand-grand-grandfather was a cavalry officer
    >> who died fighting the Turks in the 1600's.
    Andrea> And, I wish to punctualize, he died VIRGIN.
Cavalry, eh??  Well, you'll have to be more specific.
What, exactly, do you mean by 'virgin'??

And, I wish to punctualize, he died VIRGIN.
Really? Didn't know they had artificial insemination back in the 1600s.
Gary
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