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Titolo: Il criceto fortunato canta al sole. Non capisce, perchè non può ungere le patate.

Il criceto fortunato canta al sole. Non capisce,
perchè non può ungere le patate.
Der glückliche Hamster singt zur Sonne. Er
versteht nicht, warum er nicht die Kartoffeln
einfetten kann.
Le hamster chanceux chante au soleil. Il ne
comprend pas, pourquoi il ne peut pas graisser
les pommes de terre.
O hamster afortunado canta ao sol. Não compreende,
porque não pode lubrificar as batatas.
El hámster afortunado canta al sol. Él no entiende,
porqué él no puede engrasar las patatas.
Dónde están los hámsteres de ayer?
Où ont lieu les hamsters d'hier?
Dove sono i criceti di ieri?
Wo sind die Hamster von gestern?
cheers
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>Wo sind die Hamster von gestern?
I think they left yesterday in the evening on their hamster.mobile, to get
back to their small hamster.house in the lab. They enjoyed a lot their
holiday, and they promised to send me an hamster.postcard, as defined in
f = friends.new()
f.class = rodent
f.type = hamster
p = hamster.postcard.new()
p.language == "ha"   // 'ha' is ISO 639 code for hamsterian
p.title == "Greetings from your friends, friends.type == hamster"
p.text == "We liked Italy so much. Hope we meet you again. Bye,"
Unfortunately, a biiig baaaad truck on the motorway didn't agree, so he
uploaded on 
www.hamsterless.com
 a small script:
f.destroy
p.destroy
document.write('Ha ha! You die!')
alert('This motion picture is (C) 1999 by a baaad truck driver. All rights
reserved. I\'m going to sell the story for a movie featuring Steven
Seagal.')
On the motorway there was hamster.blood everywhere, but police didn't matter
about hamster.holidays, since they were just preparing to go to the airport
and arrange for some terrorist.holiday (setting terrorist.sex = 'female', ff
= friends.new(), terrorist.friends.push(ff), ff.class = politicians, ff.type
= formerly_communist_now_yachting_in_Sardinia, terrorist.family.money = 'a
lot', ff.money = NaN, terrorist.lastKnownLocation = USA, 
terrorist.name
 =
'Silvia').
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THE MOST CENSORED HIGH TECNOLOGY HAMSTERSEX SITE ON THE NET.
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Weel is turning but the hamster is dead?

no souffle' ever demanded to be mixed by a virgin."
Lobuccio, io questa frase l'ho gia' sentita... ma dove??
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Lobuccio, io questa frase l'ho gia' sentita... ma dove??
E vabbe', ma basta crosspost :P
e' tratta da un libro di Terry Pratchett. Piu' precisamente
'Interesting Times' del ciclo del Mondo del Disco (Discworld).
(It.arti.fantasy per ogni futura info) :)
Ciao
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