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Titolo: [FF] Tribble of BoRG. Re: Borg Tribbles

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I have some idea about it...=20
I propone a little tale.
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A NONONONSENSE Inexistence Production
(credit: Star Trek - Deep Space 9)
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Deep Space 9, a quiet afternoon (star calendar, of course).
Com. Sisko <seeing out of the window>:
"My God, another of those cubical things!!"
Giant screen <lights on by itself, leitmotiv of Death Star>
               *bodo bodo bodo bo-do'n*
Appears a peluche ball with bionical implants...
Com. Sisko sweats...
the First Off. Kira Nerys sweats...
Lt. Com. Data, temporarily present by=20
environmental uncompatibility, takes a note...
Ten. Jadza Dax goes through the bridge with a teapot...
Peluche ball <using a vocal synthetizer>:
"Attention humans. We're the TriBBBoRG. Surrender or you'll
be 'stroyen".
Data: "Contractions abuse! Grammar errors! Evaluation: F!".
Kira: "Psssst! Don't you understand this dangerous situation?
BoRGs assimilated TRIBBLES!!"
Peluche ball: "Resistance is futile".
Com. Sisko: "A big box full of homicidal pink peluche
balls..."
<Taken by atavical terrors, he gasps. The terrible infantile
trauma>.
Data: "Sir, their probable intention is an exponential=20
and economical grow of the BoRGical biomass,=20
using the high reproduction skill of Tribbles.=20
This fact implies new expansionisms".
Kira: "Situation is serious. We have to communicate in a
suitable way, otherwise we will be destroyed. If they have
BoRG mentality (and all BoRGs have the same mentality), they
must be also damned irritable".
Kira <to the screen>: "Ho, hairball!! Aren't you that
reproduce every 5 seconds?"
Peluche ball: "GRRR. HumanZ. You will be ass-"
By the anger fit, the tribble reproduces and the sons have NO
bionical prothesys. Immediately the paramedical officier
makes the requested surgeons, but -
Kira: "NOOOO! Also the medical guys in peluche?!?
       B W A A R G H A H A H A H A ! !"
Borgified Tribbles reproduce instantly by anger...
Newcomes are immediately BoRGized, but Kira uses again and=20
again her insulting mode...
Com. Sisko: "Hem, but didn't we speak about diplomatic
approach?"
Kira: "Tribbelbell.... PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!"(*)
(*) Nyaaaaaaaaah, in Bejorian speech.
Data: "By extrapolation of this present situation, the
metodology of the First Officer is logical and strategically
genially finalized".
Com. Sisko: "And what %%%%% does it mean... HAAARGH! The
screen is full of Tribbles!! They go OUT!!!"
Catastrophe !! : Tribble reproduction rate becomes bigger
than the BoRGification rate... overflow...=20
the BoRG vessel send a final hopeless message to the
mothership before - no, it doesn't explode:
Tribbles fall out from the BoRG vessel,=20
similarly to the toy box of the nightmares of Com. Sisko,
they fill it, they saturate, until, without any rational
guide, it falls in the dimensional tunnel and there vanishes.
Com. Sisko: "Brrrrr... what a terrifying experience..."
He sweats again... the floor is actually inundated...
Ten Dax offers some tea...
Com. Sisko: "Thanx..." <he drinks tea>.
                     * da dan *
Another BoRG vessel. The screen lights on by itself and
appears  a large BoRG face, humanoid now, with the usual
sadomaso lingerie of BoRGs.
Ten. Dax: "Ooh".
Com Sisko: "Oh my God".
Lt. Com. Data: "Oyoy?"
The others: <waiting mode>
BoRG: "Frrrronz... frrrronz... frrronz...."
Com. Sisko: "And now, WHAT happens?"
Data: "It seems that the `Tribble' psychical component is
actually dominant in the BoRG collective mind, Sir.=20
They are purring".
Kira: "The power of the number! I wanted only they reproduce
until they have no more free places in their spaceship".
BoRGs teleport massively on DS9 and ask for human company.
They prefer seemly the First Officer Kira Nerys, of course,
then follow Quark and Data... They search also for Com.
Sisko... A hyerarchical residual?
Com. Sisko: "Very bad, if they reproduce quickly like
Tribbles...."
Data: "No problem, Sir. Their physiology permains humanoid,
but we must consider a suitable rieducation programme and
their insertion in a productive and more civil society,
and..."
<he drops a BoRG from his head>.
Quark <kicking a BoRG away>:
"These BoRGs are too cheaper... This is no good for my
business..."
Kira: "Other Tribblezed BoRGs in arrive, Sir!"
Com. Sisko <surrounded by male and female BoRGs, in their=20
typical etc-etc BoRG suit, that purr and search for the legs
of him>.
"Heeeelp meee..."
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That's all, folks
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Star Trek - Deep Space 9 : characters by Gene Roddenberry,=20
a copyright of ... =A9Paramount Pictures (?) NBC (?)=20
Hem... ^_^;;;
My apologizes for my eventual language uncorrectness... ^_^;;;
Tai nasha no karosha,=20
long live and prosper.
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Curiosit=E0
Il secondo nome di Spock non =E8 pronunciabile, come
dice Spock stesso in This Side of Paradise. Secondo
l'Officer's Manual (probabilmente per un'idea di
Dorothy C. Fontana) il secondo nome di Spock =E8
Xtmprszntwlfd, pronunciato in sei sillabe. Nel
romanzo Ishmael il secondo nome di Spock =E8 S'chin
T'gai.
        LEONARD NIMOY
        Dati personali
Nato a Boston, MA, USA il 26 Marzo 1931.
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