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Titolo: BEST 10 WAYS TO KILL WESLEY CRUSHER

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Top 10 Best (Worst) Ways to Kill Wesley Crusher
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10: After slugging down six Shirley Temple's in 10-forward, Wes
    stumbles to the holodeck, which he commands to "take me to hell."
    His broken body is later found on the empty holodeck in a pool of
    vomit.
9:  Wesley gets gang-raped by a group of female Klingons.
8:  Riker gets carried away executing an order from Picard to "knock
    the little snot around a bit."
7:  Data catches him tossing off.  Uncomprehending, he requires a
    detailed explanation from Wesley, who dies of embarrassment.
6:  Extensive lab analysis of a green slime found on one of the
    control panels uncovers the fact that our favorite ensign has,
    once again, been picking his nose.  He is summarily fired and
    commits suicide.
5:  Wes gets gang-raped by a group of male Klingons.
4:  On an earlier episode, Wes got to kiss a girl who turned into a
    Chewbacca-like creature.  Here, she returns, and they once again
    get involved.  (Un)fortunately, once she gets really heated, she
    mutates back into a wookie and forces Wesley to be her cringing
    sex slave.  She then tears him limb from limb and eats him.
3:  In a rare episode involving characters from both ST and ST:TNG,
    Spock attempts a Vulcan mind-meld with Wesley.  Wesley's head
    explodes.  Spock barely survives, spending the next several
    days scratching himself and whining.
2:  Worf notices a Romulan ship on the scanners, and sends Wesley down
    to clean out the photon tubes.  Later, someone makes a comment
    about the needs of the many having outweighed the needs of the
    few.
1:  Wes gets involved in a deviant sexual practice known as "tribble
    stuffing," not realizing that tribbles multiply _anywhere_.  Even
    an emergency laser enema by Dr. Crusher fails to save him.

 Ciao, Alphabox
 

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 un'idea?
  Non hai mai visto l'episodio di TOS in cui appaiono i tribli (tribbles),
quegli animaletti pelosi che si moltiplicano ad un ritmo da far sembrare i
conigli dei vulcaniani?
  Fa' conto che questi tribli si moltiplicano in qualsiasi condizione si
trovino, anche dopo aver partecipato a perverse pratiche sessuali in cui
sono stati infilati nell'intestino del W.C., che percio' alla fine,
nonostante il clistere laser d'emergenza della dottoressa Crusher, finisce
evidentemente per esplodere... :-)))
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  Ciao :-)
  Massimo
  Nell'indirizzo, sostituire DIESPAMMERS con MC1258
  In the address, replace DIESPAMMERS with MC1258

un'idea?
Penso che si tratti dei buoni cari vecchi Triboli,quelle palle di pelo che si moltiplicano peggio
dei conigli e,nella punta di TOS Animaletti Pericolosi,invadono l'Enterprise finendo pure sulla
poltrona del Mitico.
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