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Titolo: [OT]DIO ESISTE,NO PALLE!

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# ARGUMENT FROM AMERICAN EVANGELISM
(1) Telling people that God exists makes me filthy rich.
(2) Therefore, God exists.
# ARGUMENT FROM BLINDNESS (I)
(1) Atheists are spiritually blind.
(2) Therefore, God exists.
# ARGUMENT FROM BLINDNESS (II)
(1) God is love.
(2) Love is blind.
(3) Stevie Wonder is blind.
(4) Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.
(5) Therefore, God exists.
# ARGUMENT FROM FALLIBILITY
(1) Human reasoning is inherently flawed.
(2) Therefore, there is no reasonable way to challenge a proposition.
(3) I propose that God exists.
(4) Therefore, God exists.
# ARGUMENT FROM MANIFESTATIONS
(1) If you turn your head sideways and squint a little, you can see an 
image of a bearded face in that tortilla.
(2) Therefore, God exists.
# SLATHER'S ARGUMENT
(1) My toaster is God.
(2) Therefore, God exists.
# ARGUMENT FROM INCOMPLETE DEVASTATION
(1) A plane crashed killing 143 passengers and crew.
(2) But one child survived with only third-degree burns.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
# ARGUMENT FROM POSSIBLE WORLDS
(1) If things had been different, then things would be different.
(2) That would be bad.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
# ARGUMENT FROM SHEER WILL
(1) I DO believe in God!  I DO believe in God!  I do I do I do I DO 
believe in God!
(2) Therefore, God exists.
# ARGUMENT FROM NONBELIEF
(1) The majority of the world's population are nonbelievers in Christianity.
(2) This is just what Satan intended.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
# ARGUMENT FROM POST-DEATH EXPERIENCE
(1) Person X died an Atheist.
(2) He now realizes his mistake.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
# ARGUMENT FROM EMOTIONAL BLACKMAIL
(1) God loves you.
(2) How could you be so heartless to not believe in him?
(3) Therefore, God exists
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ARGUMENT FROM BIGGER BOOBS (BY SALMA HAYEK)
(1) As a young girl, I prayed for bigger boobs.
(2) I grew bigger boobs.
(3) Therefore, God exists
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ARGUMENT FROM STAR TREK
(1) You will be assimilated.
(2) All your salvations belong to us.
(3) Resistance is futile.
(4) Therefore, God exists.
ARGUMENT FROM STAR TREK (II)
(1) The makers of Star Trek presented the view that human life was 
planted by aliens.
(2) They did this because they knew that life emerging from elementary 
particles was improbable.
(3) But this only delays the answer to the problem of origins.
(4) Easy answer: God did it.
(5) Therefore, God exists.
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 (3) Therefore, God exists
Mi sembra un sillogismo azzardato.
Mi concentrerei sull'esistenza delle tette grosse.
Ciao,
luigi
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Mi sembra un sillogismo azzardato.
Dici?
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