Newsgroup: it.fan.culo
Titolo: ROTFL!!!

FROM: MR AHMED TAFIZ AZIZ
BAGHDAD  IRAQ.
TEL NO:YOUR INT COUNTRY CODE+874762692483
FAX NO:YOUR INT COUNTRY CODE+874762692485
EMAIL(
ahmed...@graffiti.net
).
Dear Sir/Madam
SON OF TAFIZ AZIZ OF IRAQ SEEKING YOUR IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE.
Please permit me to make your acquaintance in so informal a
manner.This is
necessitated by my urgent need to reach a dependable and trust Wordy
foreign partner. This request may seem strange and unsolicited but I
Will
crave your indulgence and pray that you view it Seriously. My name is
MR
AHMED TAFIZ-AZIZ the Son of the Deputy Prime Minister of IRAQ
Presently
under WAR.
Due to the State of unrest we are facing, the gov of the united state
has
promise to freeze all the account of top military officers Banked in
Europe
and other western world. As such I am seeking your consent as the
first son
of my father and with instruction from him MAJOR GENERAL TAFIZ AZIZ
(THE
DEPUTY PRIME MINISTER OF IRAQ) to contact you to assist in standing as
the
beneficiary of his fund presently in a security company here in
BAGHDAD
(IRAQ) valued at USD20.5M (TWENTY MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED
STATE DOLLAS ONLY) Which he has planed to move to another account
which you
are going to provide because the fund has already been withdrawn and
kept
in a security company in my country but with the present situation it
is
not save for us to keep such amount of money in a company here
especially
now that the War is moving very close to BAGHDAD.
As such the security company is ready to move this fund out from
BAGHDAD
(IRAQ) to any of their affiliated company in Europe in your name where
you
can now make claim of this fund.
In view of this, we need a reliable and trustworthy foreign partner
who can
assist us to move this money out of my country as the beneficiary.
WE have sufficient ''CONTACTS'' here to move the fund under Diplomatic
Cover to a security company in Europe in your name. This is to ensure
that
the Diplomatic Baggage is marked ''CONFIDENTIAL'' and it will not pass
through normal custom/airport screening and clearance.
This transaction will be properly handled with Modesty and honesty to
a
huge success within One week. The said money is for my dad and
requires
total confidentiality.
We would please need you to stand on our behalf as the beneficiary of
this
fund in Europe. This is because my father is under restricted movement
and
watch and hence we want to be very careful in other not to lose this
Fund,
which he has worked so hard for. Thus, if you are Willing to assist us
move
this fund out of Iraq, you can contact me through my email Address Or
My
Tel Number above which is a Sat Phone, this is due to the fact that
all our
telecom lines have been bugged in Iraq, which makes it unsafe for
communication in and out of the country.
To enable us discuss the modalities and what will be your share
(percentage) for assisting us it is important you mail me via my mail
address or call me on my phone number above.
Please note that there are no RISKS involved in this Deal as every
ones
Security is guaranteed as far as we follow the required guidelines. I
will
hence furnish you with further details of this Deal as soon as I am
assured
of your sincere interest to assist us.
I must use this opportunity and medium to implore you to exercise the
Utmost indulgence to keep this matter extraordinarily confidential,
whatever your decision is please do mail me, while I await your prompt
response.
Thank you 
Best Regards
MR AHMED AZIZ (
ahmed...@graffiti.net
)
N\B. When you are calling my line, you dial your country Intl. access 
Code, then you dial directly, do not include my country code . 
Just dial your country Intl. access code + 874762692483 and my fax 
Number is your country Intl. Access code + 874762692485
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 BAGHDAD  IRAQ.
(etc.)....
"...perche' tanto odio?"
(cit. frigidaire)
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 (cit. frigidaire)
Perche' tanto ho Dio.
(cit. stufagas)