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Titolo: Quizzino piu facile : Enterprise/Yamato ? (2/2)

    sitting target.  Mr. Worf, target one of those laser turrets
    and fire main phasers, short duration.
Worf:  {Big grin}  Yes sir!
[Enterprise fires phasers and blows up a turret.  A second quick blast
destroys the Bridge protruding from the bottom of the Argo}
Picard:  Worf.  I said one shot.
Worf:  Oops.  Finger stuck.
Data:  Direct hit, sir.  The alien ship has sustained heavy damage.  It
    is...burning sir.
Wesley:  That's impossible.  You can't have a fire in space.  There's no
    oxygen!
Data:  Nevertheless, there is a large fire...and smoke.
Picard:  This is damn peculiar.
[cut to Argo.  Smoke pours from damaged turret.]
Homer:  They've destroyed turret number three!
Sandor:  They've destroyed Bridge number 3.
Wildstar:  Grrrr.  We can't just sit here.  Let's see how their force
field
    stands up to real power.  Ready the WAVE-MOTION CANNON!!!
Venture:  Transfuring all energy to Wave-Motion Cannon.
[Cut to Enterprise]
Picard:  That seems to have taken the fight out of them.  They've
stopped
    firing. Now maybe they're willing to talk.
Data:  Captain:  I read a buildup of that strange tachyon energy inside
that
    hole in the front of the ship.  Readings go off the scale.
[Everyone looks up at the screen.  White swirls of energy are building
around
the front of the Argo.  Everyone suddenly notices that the ship is no
longer damaged.]
Riker:  What the hell?  What happened to all of the damage?  We crippled
that
    vessel.
Data:  Sensors show that the alien vessel is fully functional.
Picard:  Could that ship be of Borg design?
Data:  Negative, sir.  It is constructed of simple metals as found on
Earth.
Riker:  Look at the glow on the front of the ship.  It's getting ready
to fire.
Picard:  Well, it's just sitting there.  Let's put a stop to this right
away.
    Mr. Worf, fire phasers and photon torpedos.
[The ship shutters as a barrage of torpedos and phasers are fired.  On
the
screen, the Argo is enveloped as all weapons hit.  The ship bursts into
flames and smoke again.]
[Cut to Argo]
Sandor:  They destroyed Bridge Number Three.
Venture:  Derek!  We have to get out of here.  We're heavily damaged!
Wildstar:  Grrr. No!  Continue countdown to Wave-Motion Gun.  Launch all
    Black Tiger Fighters to stop their firing.
[Black Tigers launch and fly at the Enterprise.  Several impact agtainst
the
shields and explode. Others buzz the ship, unable to penetrate the
shields.]
Data:  The enemy ship is heavily damaged.  Yet they still continue to
build
    up to fire.  Their fighters are inaffectual.
Picard:  Enough is enough.  Mr. Worf, fire phasers, wide spread, to
destroy
    those fighters, then bear all weapons on that ship and destroy her.
Worf:  Phasers readied, Fired!
[Several wide phaser blasts destroy majority of fighters, remaining
fighters
return to Argo]
Worf:  Photon Torpedos, armed...fired!
[Argo is engulfed in cloud of energy, smoke and fire, as wave after wave
of
torpedos hit it.  Soon, the Argo can no longer be seen as the cloud
becomes
opaque.  After several minutes, the Enterprise ceases fire.]
Worf:  Four dozen torpedos scored direct hits on the alien vessel.  She
must
    be totally vaporized in that cloud.
Picard:  Very well.  It had to be done.  Scan the wreckage, then we'll
proceed
    to Starbase 69 for repairs and debriefing.
Wesley:  S...S..Sir, LOOK!
[All look at Wesley, who points to screen.  All look at screen, to see
Argo,
battered but functional, emerging from the smoke and fire]
[Scene cuts to Argo]
Sandor:  They destroyed Bridge Number Three.
Wildstar:  3...2...1..  FIREEEEEEE!
[Space lights up as massive Wave-Motion Beam streaks out from the front
of the
Argo, towards the Enterprise.  Large light show as beam hits screens and
destroys them.  Finally, the Enterprise is engulfed by the beam, and
flares
as if a sun had gone nova. This effect lasts for several minutes, and
after the glow has faded, the Enterpirse is gone]
Venture:  whew.  That was a close one.
Wildstar:  Sure was.  Send out the repair teams.  Let's move on with our
    mission.  We have a planet to save.
Nova:  Oh, Derek!
[Argo fades into background, trailing wisps of smoke.]
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Cioč tradurre,please,cioč io avevo una nota pubblicazione di Stan
Lee come media in inglese ,cioe una il mio
inglese si ferma a trovare una birra,le sigarette ,il pusher,
un par di bushmill e un posto per magna' la shoarma
ah si e a leggere i risultati delle squadre di calcio inglesi
(aho so bravissimo senti qua ,Aston Villa 2-Chelsea 3 per farti
un esempio) ma poi come direbbe Worf ,sono
Cazzi Romulani 
Gorozon e il suo kannone

inglese si ferma a trovare una birra,le sigarette ,il pusher,
Ci credi se ti dico che non ho capito un acca di quello che hai scritto,
a parte il fatto che il tuo inglese non ti permette di tenere un
convegno ad Oxford sull'impatto della meccanica quantistica nel mondo
della scienza moderna?
Ciao,
Luigi
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Bravo!!!
Ed ora qualche anima buona che ce li traduce per farceli capire meglio.
Grazie.