Newsgroup: it.fan.culo
Titolo: yargh! gallery updated!

 When I think, I think it would be nicer being red or yellow or gold.
   Non è che essere facile verde; 
   Dovendo passare ogni giorno il colore dei fogli.
   Quando penso potrebbe essere essere più piacevole rosso,
    o ingiallire o oro-
   O qualcosa molto più colorful come quella. 
Hey I was thinking the other day Signor Welcome, about how you said
you learned English from UNSENET. Well your writing is fine, but how's
your speaking English? Because you couldn't have learned THAT around
here.
    Non è essere facile verde.
    Sembra voi miscela dentro con tante altre cose ordinarie.
    E la gente tende a passarla sopra causa che nonsiete levandosi
     in piedi fuori come flashy scintillate in
     acqua - o stelle nel cielo 
    Ma green's il colore della primavera. 
    Ed il verde può essere freddo ed amichevole-come. 
    Ed inverdirsi può essere grande come un oceano, o importante
     come una montagna, o alto come un albero.
    Quando il verde è tutto ci deve essere.
    Potrzebie rendervi il wonder perchè, ma perchè wonder perchè?
    Domandarsi, sono verde e farà benissimo, esso è bello!
    Ed io pensano che sia che cosa desidero per essere.
cheers
Beable van Polasm
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            Oh yeah.... I forgot you're a moron. -- George Hammond
                                 IQC 78189333
 
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here.
My English accent is definitely worse than my writing, and suffers
from my lack of interaction with native speakers.  I can usually
make myself understood.
I'm very often wrong about how some words I never heard are actually
pronounced, and I never retrained myself with the fine-grained English
pronounciation of vowels: Italians  are trained to ignore some differences
which are significant in the English but not in the Italian language.
My dialect has plenty of extra vowels: none of them helps with English.
Speaking of green, ask Froggy.  I also met Leah, Nick, Matt and
Samantha.  And Rone, he who speaks at the speed of light with what
seemed to me a slight but unmistakable spanish accent but which
other USAians allegedly had trouble to identify.

 other USAians allegedly had trouble to identify.
Rone thinks a waistcoat is a tuxedo, so I wouldn't believe him!
cheers
Beable van Polasm
-- 
"I hate leonardo dacapprio I thin he is a little bitch and a whiner. 
 I would pay my life savinge to beable to kick his
 ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -- Mark Sharpe
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   IQC 78189333

 wrote:
I missed the crosspost _and_ I was reading this from the it.* newsgroup.
Hmm... Kermit the Frog notwithstanding I have been making serious followups
to facetious posts all day long, something must be very wrong.  Half of my
brain is trying to make sense out of an MPI application: I suppose that that
isn't very good for my overall sanity[1].
I'm going to reboot this laptop into Windows and see whether that helps
(you'll never know since I have no newsreader configured there).
[1] Defined as the sanity of my overalls, which of course I'm not wearing.

 it's a lot. 
At least one and quarter different kinds of schwa.
-- 
CRGRE
"You might say we're cosmically retarded," 
Stanton Friedman 
"In short, what should be taken literally, and what
slipperily?" DRH                 

      ICQ#2135445 
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At least one and quarter different kinds of schwa.
In America, every vowel is a dipthong.
In Australia, every vowel is nine dipthongs.
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and she replied "No, that's yachett! Yot is a different word!". 
"Throat-warbler mangrove"  <-- NOT FUNNY
"She, sir"                 <--     FUNNY
"CALIFORNIA!  UBER ALLES!" <-- IDA KNOW
"EX! TER! MI! NATE!"       <-- NOT ME
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 Mee too. Just a few months ago, I learned how to pronounce "segue".
Hye, I learned how to pronounce "segue" from an Australian chyxor. Are 
you telling me that the obvious generalisation that all Australians know 
how to pronounce "segue" is FALSE?
-- 
Dag Agren <> 
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In Australia, every vowel is nine dipthongs.
DIPTHONG D-DIPHTHONG DIPHTHONG DIPHTHONG!!!!
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 how to pronounce "segue" is FALSE?
Well apparently this Austrian Chyk knows how, and I know how, so
using the theory of Mathematical Induction, ALL CRETANS ARE LIARS
^w^w^w^w All Austrians know how to pronounce "segue".
cheers
Beable van Polasm
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 giggle. It turns out to be "segway".
Fine around musicians, but saying it that way will make the radio
ocksjay igglegay.  They say "seg."
ŹR

 writes:
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But they're wrong.


 But they're wrong.
BEING A LINGUISTIC PRESCRIPTIVIST!  PLONG!
-- 
Barnabas T. Rumjuggler
From the makers of A Pickle in a Pouch
It's A Pickle in a Cupcake in a Pouch
  It's a pickle in the middle
  Of a cupcake in a little
Rapid-sealed polystyrene-vinyl pouch.
  -- Ranjit Bhatnagar

In America, every vowel is a dipthong.
Just one?  You a gol dang YANKEE?


  -- Ranjit Bhatnagar
So is that "ra-pid_-_sea-led" or does it just not scan?
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Just one?  You a gol dang YANKEE?
Well, considering we only have two triphthongs to our name, we gotta be
somewhat parsimonious...
Dave "fire flowers" DeLaney
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d...@vic.com
 "It's not the pot that	grows the flower
It's not the clock that	slows the hour 	The definition's plain for anyone to see
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http://panacea.phys.utk.edu/~dbd/
 - net.legends	FAQ/ I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.

But they're wrong.
And it's a verb, too.  As in, "I think I'll seg this into some Dead 
Kennedys."
-- 
-keV

Samantha.  And Rone,
*cough*
-LAN3
Feeling better, actually, thank you.

Kennedys."
YOU!  STOP STEALING MY SEGUES!
I came upon this one totally out of desperation when I was playing "Life
Sentence," had nothing cued up or even pulled, and answered the phone.  I
didn't even know the song well enough to realize how well it would work,
but it was what I had in my hand when it was time to put something down on
the turntable.  "Life Sentence" has that long chain of third relations at
the end, winding up on B major, right?  Well, after a short, sudden
silence, in came the infinitely long repeated G major strummings of "Uncle
John's Band."
You didn't have to be there.  If your record or MP3 collection is weirdly
broad enough (mine's not), you can do it yourself.
ŹR       "If I was man enough I'd come on your
         stump." --Robyn Hitchcock, "Wax Doll"
http://www.bestweb.net/~notr/dreams.poems.html

broad enough (mine's not), you can do it yourself.
Well I do have Workingman's Dead, thank you very much.  On vinyl.  
(That's supposed to show what a cool guy I am because I was buying Dead 
albums back when CDs were big and black and played the old-fashioned 
mechanical way.  The point is somewhat dulled by the fact that I didn't 
buy any other Dead until Jerry was.)
Seeming to change the subject, but not really, I like the CDNow search 
function, because you can set the menu to "Artist", type in "Jennifer 
Lopez", and then click "Do".  SUBSCRIBE!!!!
It hasn't actually worked, yet.
-Kev "AITYD" in

I know.  
We all knew "Life Sentence" mostly because you couldn't play the other
side of it on the radio.  I forget whether it was Nazi Punks, Too Drunk,
or the one about the evangelists, though.
ŹR \\ "More people are killed in cars every day than are
    \\   killed by gay marriages.  Why not outlaw cars?"
http://www.bestweb.net/~notr/cosmic.html
   \\  --Joe Guy

won't believe you! "TA-KO!"
But if you spell it "okutopazu" I guess they could say it very well. What
makes me unhappy is when they write "electoric" or "torio".
P.S. Usenet sucks, except for my posts. Just wanted to let you know.
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 But if you spell it "okutopazu" I guess they could say it very well.
I don't know how you pronounce octopus, but "okutopazu" would sound
terrible in English. Japanese people seem to want to say octopus
with the last syllable as "pus", like the runny green stuff that
comes out of sores, instead of like "puss", the cat. I guess that
"okutopusu" would be closer to the English pronunciation.
cheers
Beable van Polasm
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or the one about the evangelists, though.
Vague memories start to bubble to the surface.  Then Google Cartman says 
to his friends CDNow and Amazon, "Screw you guys, I'm going home," and 
instantly finds what they couldn't:
Bleed for Me / Life Sentence (Alternative Tentacles VIRUS-23 USA; Statik 
STAT-22 UK; also as 12" VIRUS-23/12 ja STAT-2212) -82
I never played many singles, which is probably why I don't remember it.  
I did play "We've got a Bigger Problem Now" any number of times, and not 
just during the graveyard show.
Oh, and "Grateful Dead Kennedys".  Now stop screaming already.
-- 
-keV

into the middle of a conversation.  It turns the tables over quicker.
Actually, drinking lots of gin and/or vodka and getting belligerent
and/or clumsy turns the tables over quicker.  Got the Zig on my hip
with the extra clip.
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 Which "a"? "Segue" has no "a".
	I believe V is talking about the "segway" transliteration.  He
(she?) obviously wants the world to pronounce it "segwhaaaa".
-- 
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 with the extra clip.
...
Nah.
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d...@c3.cx
 <> 
http://www.abo.fi/~dagren/
 <> Legalize oregano
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        Cellphones and portable MP3 players are the bongs and
        lovebeads of the new millenium." - E Teflon Piano

In what hell of a grammar do you find "l" and "r" defined as vowels?
Stop meta-trolling alt.religion.kibology!

In what hell of a grammar do you find "l" and "r" defined as vowels?
Welsh? Since you ask?
Dave "also several other soidisant consonance" DeLaney
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Beable van Polasm
(however, it's not so difficult - you can pronounce the "e" as in "hey" and
the "u" as in "you". the sound you write "segway" I'd possibly write it
"seguei". you should prevent yourself from pronouncing the "i")


Stop meta-trolling alt.religion.kibology!
I'm not a troll! Nevertheless, I'd like to exploit this accidental newsgroup
crash to understand whether it is a natural evolution of an Usenet
personality to become a bitter and disguising seldom posting thing after
some years.
Anyway I'm still upset when I realize that any anticonformistic view upon
conformistic anticonformism is catalogued as trolling by all those coolish
old Usenet guys. Can't stand it. It's true that I came in September 1993,
but my septdate has less than four digits.
And don't forget that I'm still the Father and Owner of it.fan.culo, at
least until Frank Zappa appears in spirit and declares the end of virtual
mankind. There's my name on the first line of the charter, all engraved in
#000000 Courier New letters upon a tasty bed of salad and chips.


(she?) 
Shit. I spent years and money trying to figure out my sexual identity, and
now you confused me again. However you can refer to me as "e pluribus unum",
if you like.
(And fortunately I'm not named Andrea. I guess that people from northern
countries could notice something strange when visiting a church with a
painting about St. Andrea, the patron and protector of railroad crossings.)


 (And fortunately I'm not named Andrea. 
Unfortunately I'm named Simone.
-- 
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.     E-Mail: 
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      .
. Homepage: 
http://simone.caldana.org
 .

 Unfortunately I'm named Simone.
R U A HAWT CHYK? I M IQC'ING U RITE NOW!
cheers
Beable van Polasm
-- 
If you manage to remain oblivous of the FAQ doing what Frank claimed to
do, what good is it to answer his questions? He'll probably miss the
answers anyway. -- Abigail
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 R U A HAWT CHYK? I M IQC'ING U RITE NOW!
ROTFL


 ROTFL
"RITE ON THERE FELLOW! LICK!"???
cheers
Beable van Polasm
-- 
"I hate leonardo dacapprio I thin he is a little bitch and a whiner. 
 I would pay my life savinge to beable to kick his
 ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -- Mark Sharpe
http://members.nbci.com/_______/index.html
   IQC 78189333

 And don't forget that I'm still the Father and Owner of it.fan.culo
sor bertola? vattelapijanderculo!
(sor bertoulaw? vatteila peejah in their coulow)
	-p-


Today, I am a (NOT) bitter disguising posting thing.
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HTTP://WWW.DRIZZLE.COM/~PETEW
        about politics the more 
                                     your energy is siphoned off 
                                     and turned into garbage.'' 
                                     -- Rudy Rucker  

 advertised on newsgroups here.
If someone from Italica or wherever can pretend to be a tin of 
Victoria Bitters, then anyone *could* be a Japanese. Watch your 
Mosrite!


sor bertola? vattelapijanderculo!
E' quel *Owner* ad essere preoccupante.
The Nick
ICQ 28977971

Frank Zappa appears in spirit
Yesterday the image of FZ did appear to me in a bottle of Suntory.
Is that enough?

 E' quel *Owner* ad essere preoccupante.
non per noi ma per lui
Alex Che.


wrote:
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no habla. no habla no engrish
--
Philip parked, unbuckled the seat belt, exhaled. Work. It could be worse.
It had been. This was safe harbour. So far, he had seen no signs 
of Cthulhu or Yog-Sothoth or his dread messenger, Nyarlathotep.
    - William Browning Spencer _Resume with Monsters_

 no habla. no habla no engrish
engrish ? bah ...
However never mind , it's a strunz(*) talk among fetent(**) posters of
IFQ
(*) like fool
(**) like very bastard boys ;-)
Alex Che.

 writes:
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  vuoi dire che siamo quotati al NASDAQ?



yo tengo pantalones mas grandes de tuyos. con sandias!
Mike Dahmus
http://www.io.com/~mdahmus/

MARKETPLACE AND JOLLY FISHERM^HPERSONS!!!
I'd be glad to do it, but unfortunately our ports are being flooded up by
the greenhouse effect due to some barbarian countries that "won't do
anything to preserve the environment that could damage our economy". But
don't worry, usually when people from such countries come to Italy they get
the "very special prices" everywhere. It's so easy to get $$$ nowadays...


Mosrite!
You know, if you want to put it this way:
Ho lasciato scappar via l'amore
L'ho incontrato dopo poche ore
E' tornato senza mai un lamento
E' cambiato come cambia il vento
Ho pensato al suono del suo nome
Come cambia in base alle persone
Ho pensato tutto in un momento
Ho capito come cambia il vento
(just wanted to crosspost this in some alt.rubbish)


Nasdaq-100 AHI 1762.59 0.38  Closed Chart 


Yesterday the image of FZ did appear to me in a bottle of Suntory.
No, I said "in spirit". You are talking about "in spirit", which is clearly
a completely different thing. Don't cheat.


(sor bertoulaw? vatteila peejah in their coulow)
I could become violent. Yes, once upon a time, I could. As blood washes all
public research centers that deal with any kind of physics, mankind
celebrates the return to natural order. No more theoretical science in our
path. Just computer simulated scenarios. What do you think of it?


 yo tengo pantalones mas grandes de tuyos. con sandias!
ecchissenefregas
Alex Che.

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bye,
maso

bitter and disguising seldom posting thing after some years.
Yes, it is.  And it pisses me off how few Usenet personalities seem to
understand this.
It's not "seldom posting."  It's nonperformance art.  And I don't understand
why I never get fan mail that says, "Thank you for your six months of not
posting."  And I don't see why anyone ever feels the need to criticize the
few times I do post.  Duh!  It's not supposed to be art!  It's supposed to be
the frame!
Natural evolution: "I'm not getting any" -> "I'm not getting any anymore."
Anybody for a Maryland ARKPLE in a month or two?  God knows what point there
could possibly be in it, but it seems like the kind of question a person
might ask in this situation.
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a completely different thing. Don't cheat.
Why just 17:34 ago, FZ appeared to me in spirit.  To wit, in the spirit 
of Jimi channeling Muddy Waters.  That's gotta count for something.
To hear it for yourself, listen to the solo on "Hoochie Coochie Man" on 
Jimi's "BBC Sessions" CD.
-Kev "Alexis Korner is so cute when he tries to be cool" in

 Just computer simulated scenarios. What do you think of it?
the random number generator remains a generator
of pseudorandom numbers.
	-p-

 wrote:
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Didn't we do the "the pusher robot pushes" thread last week?
Dave "the robot slides, then gets shot by the lasers" DeLaney
-- 
\/David	DeLaney	posting	from 
d...@vic.com
 "It's not the pot that	grows the flower
It's not the clock that	slows the hour 	The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is	all it takes to	make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE	HAPPYNET VRbeable<BLINK>
http://panacea.phys.utk.edu/~dbd/
 - net.legends	FAQ/ I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.

 tutta la vostra base è appartiene a noi
Since some time ago Americans all over the Internet are writing
everywere "All your <anything> are belongs to us", probably pretending
it's really funny.
To me, it only sounds stupid.
-- 
Ciao,
Matteo

[della, alt.religion.kibology, Sat, 28 Apr 2001 01:48:27 GMT]

That was earlier. Now, we Americans all over an Internet are 
writing everywhere ``EUGEN NEGUT'' probably it is true that we 
have some curses as a consequence. I hope you like it.


 -Kev "AITYD" in