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Titolo: Tanti auguri a teeeeeeeeee

Fidanzata gli strappa i testicoli dopo festa compleanno 
Brutto regalo di compleanno per un canadese di 46 anni, al quale la
fidanzata ha strappato i testicoli dallo scroto durante una lite. Il
caso, riportato stamane dal giornale canadese 'Globe and Mail', ha
lasciato stupefatti anche i medici.
Non si conoscono i dettagli clinici della disavventura capitata
all'uomo ieri mattina a Pickering, a est di Toronto, dopo la sua festa
di compleanno. Se il malcapitato riprenderà la funzionalità dei
genitali dipenderà dall'entità del danno.
"Se i testicoli sono stati tirati via, allora addio, non c'è nulla da
fare", ha detto Philip Kotz, un urologo di Toronto intervistato dal
'Globe'. "Se invece è stato strappato l'intero scroto e i testicoli
sono intatti allora non è molto complicato ricucirlo".(Red) 
http://www.repubblica.it/news/ired/ultimora/rep_nazionale_106409.htm

Fidanzata gli strappa i testicoli dopo festa compleanno 
'Ste notizie non potete tenervele per voi, maremma ladra??
Ho mangiato cinese oggi, e ci vuole un po' per fare il ruttino.
Aloha,
Riccardo.

 Riccardo.

Ho mangiato cinese oggi, e ci vuole un po' per fare il ruttino.
Hai mai visto il funerale di un cinese? Io no [cit]
MMAX

Hai mai visto il funerale di un cinese?
A questa domanda non so cosa rispondere.
Qualcuno ha dei suggerimenti?
Ave,
Riccardo.

Qualcuno ha dei suggerimenti?
Non ordinare ravioli al vapore con carne.
MMAX

 Ho mangiato cinese oggi, e ci vuole un po' per fare il ruttino.
a proposito. qualcuno ha mangiato le palle del toro?
	-p-

a proposito. qualcuno ha mangiato le palle del toro?
Porcalaputt!! Quei musi gialli mi hanno detto che era gelato flitto.
Ave,
Riccardo.

Fidanzata gli strappa i testicoli dopo festa compleanno 
uahuahuah  ua
                 ua
adesso postacene una sui crop circles, dai
(tanto non imparera' mai)
-- 
Zonker
* * work is the curse of drinking class * *

 Fidanzata gli strappa i testicoli dopo festa compleanno 
Non capisco: perche' un cazzo tagliato (Lorena Bobbit a marito) fece
molto "rumore", mentre due palle asportate no? Non e' giusto... par
condicio (ah, che bello sentir di nuovo 'sta parola!)!
-- 
Manuele Rampazzo - infinito (at) mclink (dot) it
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La parola (o frase) del momento e': "Cos'e' successo, sei caduta..."

(tanto non imparera' mai)
Toh becca e porta a casa....ci sono fonti e nomi.
E mo vattene affanculo nei campi con movimento circolare.
MMAX
da 
http://www.globeandmail.ca/
Man assumes blame in violent domestic dispute
By TIM COOK
 
 
Wednesday, August 29, 2001 – Print Edition, Page A14
OSHAWA, ONT. -- For Barrington Wynn, the fight with his live-in
girlfriend that led to his scrotum being torn was just something that
happens in a long-term relationship, and now he wants the charges
against her dropped.
"I want this to be finished," Mr. Wynn said yesterday outside a court
in Oshawa, Ont., where Donna Crichton appeared for a bail hearing.
"How can I be angry at my wife? . . . She didn't even know what she
did. . . . People fight; that's reality."
Ms. Crichton was charged with aggravated assault early Monday after a
fight led to Mr. Wynn having a hole torn in his scrotum, exposing one
of his testicles.
Mr. Wynn said that he was drunk at the time of the fight, having just
come home from his 46th birthday party, and that the injury was
something he had coming to him.
He showed up at the hearing yesterday in hopes of making a statement
to have the charges dropped. That never happened, and Ms. Crichton was
released on $2,000 bail with the condition that she stay away from Mr.
Wynn.
Now Mr. Wynn said he wants to get a lawyer and have the matter cleared
up.
"I want the charges dropped because it's my wife. What am I going to
do? When she does something not knowing what she's doing, you can't
crucify her for that."
Inside the court, Crown attorney Tom Hewitt read out the police
description of what happened.
According to the description, the couple returned to their home in
Pickering, east of Toronto, from the party late Sunday night and began
to argue. The fight turned physical and involved two of the couple's
three children.
After some pushing and slapping, the woman got hold of the man's
testicles and tore his scrotum enough that one testicle came out.
After the fight, the woman went outside to a pay phone and called
police.
Outside the court, Mr. Wynn said he recalled returning home from the
party drunk and getting in a physical argument with his two children,
19 and 15.
Mr. Wynn said he was "slapping" the 15-year-old because he had allowed
one of Mr. Wynn's friends into the house when he wasn't supposed to
and then lied about it to Mr. Wynn. That's when Ms. Crichton got
involved.
"I was just drunk and came home and was slapping around the kid, and
she got hold of my nuts and she never knew that her nails were so
sharp, and it cut it up the back."
Mr. Wynn said he didn't feel much pain -- the 12 beers, and all the
ginger wine and Jamaican rum he had had at the party helped with that
-- although the sight of all the blood and his exposed testicle almost
made him faint.
Mr. Wynn was at a hospital overnight on Sunday while doctors repaired
his torn scrotum. He said he was originally told he would have to have
surgery, but, in the end, was given a local anesthetic and sewn up.
The doctor's stitching hurt more than the original tear, he said, but
the testicle never detached and he has been told he should make a
complete recovery.
Mr. Wynn, a former painter who is now unemployed, said he and Ms.
Crichton, 42, who works at a bank, met in 1975 at a house in west
Toronto where her family lived in an upstairs apartment and his family
lived downstairs. The two have been living together for 11 years.
Mr. Wynn said he knows Ms. Crichton did not intend to hurt him because
grabbing his testicles is one of the ways she has got his attention
before and she almost passed out when she saw the exposed testicle.
"It's the way she thinks she can calm me down all the time," he said.
"She never figured anything would happen, but the other two times I
had my pants on.
"This time I had my jogging shorts on and she grabbed the [testicles]
in person."
After her release yesterday, Ms. Crichton ran to a waiting van and
sped off without speaking to reporters.
Her lawyer, Colin Adams, said the past few days have been tough on his
client.
"She's very confused and upset at the moment because this is a very
long-standing relationship."
Mr. Adams said Ms. Crichton is just as much a victim as Mr. Wynn in
this case. "When someone comes home drunk and attacks you and your
children and in your own home . . . you can be reasonably described as
a victim."
 


I canadesi non sono altrettanto bravi a fare pubblicità alle stronzate
che combinano .
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( su gentile concessione di Max D.G. )

 che combinano .
Gia', e cosi' continuano a sembrare un popolo di brava gente tranquilla,
mmm...
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Manuele Rampazzo - infinito (at) mclink (dot) it
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Conosci qualche canadese ??
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 Conosci qualche canadese ??
Si'.
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Manuele Rampazzo - infinito (at) mclink (dot) it
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La parola (o frase) del momento e': "E nemmeno granche' :-/"

 Si'.
Per l'esattezza di Toronto, ma napoletana da parte di madre.
I terroni sono ovunque nel mondo.
-- 
Manuele Rampazzo - infinito (at) mclink (dot) it
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La parola (o frase) del momento e': "E vabbe', li faremo fuori tutti"