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Titolo: Il Calcio fa schifo! Il Football e' il vero sport!

Per tutti voi che giocate a calcio, sappiate che giocate a uno sport da 
donne secondo gli standard Americani. La nostra versione di Football e' uno 
sport duro e mascolino. Il Football e' lo sport per eccellenza. E' 
divertente, intelligente e da veri uomini. Il calcio e' per le donne e per i 
gay. 

 Sei un roditore di prima categoria.
Se lo dici tu...:-) 


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Sei un roditore di prima categoria.
Solo un cretino. Una Lincoln blindata, con bombola di NevadaGaz, e'
nel suo destino prossimo venturo.


perň guardando il calcio in TV al piů mi sono slogato il polso col 
telecomando, giocando a football ci ho rimesso un ginocchio
-- 
ciao
Vittorix 

Noi Sbor ha scritto:
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Porca paletta, dovro' dire alla mia ragazza che sono dell'altra sponda...
T.O. n.1 (forza Philly)

 sport duro e mascolino.
beh prova a farti la doccia con i footballers americani ed attento a non far
cadere il sapone :P

Look like I have to take a little time to educate you guys again, as
much as I like to put this thread to a rest....
 
    Look, soccer is fundamentally a game of flaws.  First, it is the
only game that is designed to hurt the players' second most vulnerable
part of their bodies.  One guy emailed me saying if you hit the ball the 
right
way, you actually feel good!  Gosh! I say, if you don't have a brain, it 
sure
won't hurt.  Second, it is the only game that makes use of legs (feet)
almost exclusively.  Look like again it uses the wrong part of the body
because our arms are considered much more intelligent than our feet.  
This
is obvious when you can't use your feet to play piano.  How can a game 
that
makes use of the wrong tools be considered intelligent?
 
Soccer is basically a game of chance and luck.  This is of course due to 
the
fact that your feet can never handle a ball (any balls) as well as your 
hands.
That's exactly why a tiny country like Belgium can win the European Cham.
Soccer is a game of no strategy.  All you have to do is to keep passing 
the
ball around until the end of the game.  I just don't see how any 
intelligent
beings can derive their satisfaction based on a game of no strategy.  
Because
there are little strategies involved, a coach in a soccer game serves 
only as a
a game organizer.
 
There is nothing wrong with a play by play game.  That is how you can 
build
your strategy according to the development (real time) of the game.  In
fact, a majority of the sports are based on play by play (eg. baseball,
badminton, basketball, etc)
 
So, why is soccer more popular worldwide?  Simple, american football is 
an
expensive game that few countries can afford to play.  Most schools in 
the
third world countries can't even afford a cheerleading team.  For soccer,
all you need is a round-shaped thing with an idiot who is willing to kick
something.  In Malaysia, kids kick coconuts; in Somalia, people kick the
heads of UN soldiers etc.  It's all a matter of affordibility instead of
intelligibility as what it should have been.  Then you say Europen 
countries
are rich and they don't play American football.  Why? Simple, it is not
the word football that they deny, but the word American, despite the 
American
football being a game of far more intelligent.
 
Football players are of course much more intelligent than soccer players
because football is a game of strategies.  Just to remember all the rules
for a football game may be too much for soccer players.  For soccer, 
there
are basically two rules: outside and hand ball.  Therefore, any idiot
know what to do and what not to do in a soccer game.  That is why soccer 
is
popular especially among the third world countries as these countries
have a relatively high illiteracy rate.
 
I played high school soccer for several years.  Now I can't believe I was
actually wasting my time on a game of such mega stupidity.  Of course, 
you
will never realize that before you actually understand the American 
football.
I said the same things about the American football as you guys did about 
ten
years ago.  That was because I didn't understand American football.  I 
invite
you all to try to understand the American football so that you can really
appreciate what I told you about soccer, that is, soccer sucks. Period.
 
-the ALmighty
Inviato da 
www.mynewsgate.net

"Texas Longhorns"
(cut)
please,
find something to do ....in your life

 Look like
Looks like ... che questa gente degli sport minori rosicuccia mica male !!!
A parte qualche caduta di stile, ROTFL..
beh continua a seguire il calcio americano.. :-)
ciao
 BQ