Newsgroup: it.fan.marco-ditri
Titolo: RFD: it.fan.nutella


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Richiesta Formale di Discussione (RFD) per il gruppo
it.fan.nutella	Un gruppo tutto da leccare
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Questo newsgroup vuole essere un punto di riferimento per tutti gli
amanti di questa (e non solo) crema dolciaria a base di cacao. La
Nutella(R) fa  ormai parte del tessuto sociale italiano e spesso viene
figurativamente  utilizzata come metafora della golosita' intesa come
gioia di vivere: insomma, La  Nutella(R) e' ormai molto piu' di un
(ottimo) alimento.
Verra' considerato In Tema:
* tutto cio' che riguarda la Nutella (modi d'impiego, ricette, ecc)
* tutte le conseguenze sociali della Nutella e del cioccolato in
  genere, come il cioccolismo
* discussioni e confronti con altre creme dolciarie a base di
  cioccolato
* disquisizioni sulle campagne pubblicitarie
* meta-argomenti quali collezionismo dei contenitori, dei gadget e
  similari
E Fuori Tema invece:
* discussioni su creme dolciarie e affini NON a base di cioccolato
* subject composti di sole maiuscole
Si ricorda che "Nutella" e' un marchio registrato dalla Ferrero S.p.A.
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Baci baci :-)))
-La Nutella e il Paradiso-
Once upon a time, many, many, many, ma ‘na cifra of many years ago, at
the
beginning of the
initiation of the mond, there was the caos.
One day, God (God is the nome d’art of Dio), God, who was
disoccupated, had
a folgorant idea and so
God created the Nutell.
And God saw that the Nutell was good, very good, very very good, good
‘na
cifra.
The mangiation of God was long, He manged one million of barattols of
Nutell
sfrutting the fact that
God has not a Mamm that strills if you sbaff too much Nutell...
And after this mangiation, God invented the Water Closed Run, the cors
in
the cabinet, and some
Nutell’s derivates like the red bubbons, the panz, the cellulit and
ceter,
and ceter. After di which
(dopodiché) he invented Adamo ed Eva and all the paradise and he diss
to
Adamo and Eva: "Now
you have all the Paradise, you can do everything, very tutt: you have
the
permission to eat, to drink,
to kiss, to scop; nothing lavor, nothing affit, nothing concors of
impiegats, nothing cod alla post,
nothing IRPEF, ILOR.
Only very ozious life: television, telenovels, football, moviols,
process of
Monday, appell of Tuesday,
cassazion of Wednesday, and ceter, and ceter. You have gratis
restaurants,
cinemas, theaters, all
the Paradise is yours: air-conditioned, autom riscaldament, moquette,
parquett, tresset, bidet,
omelette, eccet, eccet....
"There’s just one thing, remember, in tutt the Paradise just one thing
absolutely prohibited. Come,
come to me in the giardin: this is "the Nocciol", the alber of the
Nutell.
Only this alber of the Nutell is
prohibited, because I like the Nutell very much, very very much, much
‘na
cifra and I want all the
Nutell, tutt the Nutell for me."
During the prim temps, Adamo and Eva were very happy. Adamo said:
"What a
cool! ("Cool" is not in
Italian "freddo", no, "What a cool" means "Che cul") All the Paradise
is
nostr!" And everyday,
ognigiorn, they discovered something new. A lot of scoperts, many
scoperts,
many many scoperts,
‘na cifra di scoperts. One day the scopert of the hot water, one day
the
scopert of the spaghettis,
one day the cigarettes, and ceter, and ceter.
But one day, a trist day, a very very trist day, trist ‘na cifra,
Adamo and
Eva fecer the scopert of the
first colazion. And after the scopert of the cappuccin, the scopert of
the
aranch succ, the scopert of
the cornetts, they understood that something was mancant.
"Eva!" said Adamo "Don’t you think that qualcos is mancant here,
proprio
here, ‘ncopp this fett?"
"Second me" Eva risposed "’ncopp the fett you have to metter burr and
marmelade." "No, no Eva,
you know that the marmelade schif myself. I want ‘ncopp this fett
something
very particular, very
very particular, particular ‘na cifra. What do you think about the
Nutell?"
"No, Adamo you are scording that the Signor said that’s vietat!" "Yes,
I
remember, but only a little
assaggiation, don’t succed nothing!" And Adamo sces in the cortil
where the
alber of the Nutell was
and he pres a small barattol and spalmed the brown cream on the fett
and
assagged the Nutell.
Adamo and Eva don’t ebber the time to exprimer the godiment that the
tuons
and fulmins apparved
in the ciel and one voice said:"Potevamo stupirv you with special
effects,
but I’m God, not Fantagod!
Adamo, Eva, come here! I’m very incazz with you, very very incazz,
incazz
‘na cifra! How did you
permit to tocc the Nutell? Didn’t you remember that it was
prohibited?"
"Cazz!" esclamed Adamo "It was prohibited! Oh, sorry, God, I’m very
very
sorry, sorry ‘na cifra, God,
I really really was completely scordat..."
"Don’t do that fint tont, Adamo, I’m God, I can see everything, very
tutt,
and I know that you and the
woman have deliberatament assaggiated the Nutell. So you have a big
punhition, a very castig for
your peccat. But siccom I’m sconfinatly good, you can choose, you have
two
scelts:
"Scelt number 1: nothing Nutell for ever and ever in the secols of the
secols, amen!"
"Nooo!" Eva was piagnucoling "It’s a thing very tragic, very very
tragic,
tragic ‘na cifra!"
"Aspett!" said God "Don’t be frettolous woman...
"Scelt number 2: you can take the Nutell, no problem, let’s prend,
prend,
but for you is the cacciation
out of the Paradise. You will have to lavorar with the sudor of your
front,
you will zapp the terr, you’ll
have mal of schien and, like this don’t bastass, everytime you will
mang
Nutell, the malediction of
the brufols, of the mal of panch, of the cacarel will be cadent on
you."
"Alé!" esclaimed Adamo "Thank you God, thank you, we don’t interess
the
cacciation dal Paradise,
the important is to have the Nutell! Goodbye! Ciao, ciao!"
And so Adamo and Eva were cacciated and this original peccat and this
malediction cadded on lor
and on lor discendents, and on the discendents of the discendents.
Infact,
tutt’ogg, you can veder in
the pubblicity all the ragazz that per aver one fett of pan and Nutell
they
scalan the mountains they
stay in a tend al fredd and al gel and ceter, and ceter.
But the final pensier of tutti noi is "It’s meglio faticar and soffrir
with
the Nutell piuttost che the
Terrestr Paradise senz the Nutell."