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ST Light Bulb Jokes
How many VULCANS does it take to change a light bulb?
Aproximately One Point Zero Zero Zero Zero .......
How many BAJORANS does it take to change a light bulb?
The filthy Cardassians tok our light bulb!
How many KLINGONS does it take to change a light bulb?
Burned out light bulbs have NO honor. And a true Klingon Warrior is not
afraid of the dark!
How many TRILLS does it take to change a light bulb?
Both of them.
How many BORG does it take to change a light bulb?
Light bulbs are irrelevant. Changing them is futile.
How many BETAZIODS does it take to change a light bulb?
I sense it has already changed.
How many ROMULANS does it take to change a light bulb?
We have been gone for a while, but we have returned to change it.
How many FEDERATION SHUTTLE PILOTS does it take to change a light bulb?
Ooooops! I dropped it!
How many Q's does it take to change a light bulb?
Here, now, Wouldn't you rather have this Super-Nova?
How many ODO's does it take to change a light bulb?
I will change IN TO the light bulb.
How many TRIBBLES does it take to change a light bulb?
1,561,772 .......uhh,62....,ummm,63......64......
How many Ferengi does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to do it and the other to sell the broken one to an unsuspecting
customer.
How many Betazoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to do it and the other to moan "darkness, I sense darkness!"
How many Romulans does it take to change a light bulb?
2, one to change it and one to kill the other and take the credit.
How many Betazoids does it take to change a light bulb?
No, no. no. The light bulb has to _want_ to change first.
How many first officers does it take to change a light bulb?
normally one, but if that is Riker it then it takes 2, Riker to pose while
the other changes the light bulb.
How many Fenengi does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One to screw it in and another to sell tickets to watch.
How many DOCTOR McCOYS does it take to change a lightbulb?
"Dammit, Jim; I'm a DOCTOR, not an electrician!"
How many Trekkers does it take to change a light bulb?
Okay, so ,y'know, like, in that episode wher Spock gets attacked by those
vomit looking things, and, like, he starts doing weird stuff, like, he
takes over the ship and it gets Kirk really mad, so they find out that
they
can use this super-bright light, but it was bogus, 'cause McCoy used the
wrong kind of light, and it makes Spock blind ,so, like......what kind of
light bulb are you talking about??
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The filthy Cardassians tok our light bulb!
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 ' STi Kazzi .. e si lamenta pure ....
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ti sei dimenticato di porre il Copyright alla fine della risata:
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 altrimenti Mike s'inkazza ... 8))
Come ha detto "qualcuno" domenica su IRC:
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pure la rima] ^___^
E adesso che hai fatto 'sta rima...
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pure la rima] ^___^
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si, voglio vedè che cazzo ti inventi!
Valerio Morettini
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si, voglio vedè che cazzo ti inventi!
... Rompeje er culo come prima!
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si, voglio vedè che cazzo ti inventi!
...sei ancora piu' stronzo de prima !
(e l' avevo pure gia' detta tempo fa)
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ommioddio, come ho fatto a dimenticarlo!!
sto invecchiando...
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(e l' avevo pure gia' detta tempo fa)
Si a me, ma volevo troppo vedere quando davi dello stronzo a
Valerio....
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