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Titolo: Re: MY SISTER NAKED IN SHOWER

in a baking pan. 
Ladle tomato gravy on top, 
   and bake at 325° for 30 - 45 minutes.
Umbilical Cordon Bleu
Nothing is so beautiful as the bond between mother and child, 
so why not consume it? 
Children or chicken breasts will work wonderfully also.
4 whole umbilical chords (or baby breasts, or chicken breasts)
4 thin slices of smoked ham, and Gruyere cheese
Flour
eggwash (milk and eggs)
seasoned bread crumbs
1 onion
minced
salt
pepper
butter
olive oil
Pound the breasts flat (parboil first if using umbilical 
   cords so they won?t be tough). 
Place a slice of ham and cheese on each, along with some minced onion 
   then fold in half, trimming neatly. 
Dredge in flour, eggwash, then seasoned breadcrumbs; 
   allow to sit for a few minutes. 
Sauté in butter and olive oil until golden brown, 
   about 6 minutes on each side.
Shish Kababes
As old as the hills, this technique has employed seafood, beef, pork, lamb, 
poultry, and vegetables; just about anything can be grilled, and young humans 
are no exception!
High quality marinade (Teriyaki and garlic perhaps)
1 inch cubes of tender meat, preferably from the nursery
Onions
bell peppers
Wooden or metal skewers
Marinate the meat overnight. 
Get the grill good and hot while placing meat, vegetables, and 
   fruit such as pineapples or cherries on the skewers. 
Don?t be afraid to use a variety of meats. 
Grill to medium rare, 
   serve with garlic cous-cous and sautéed asparagus. 
Coffee and sherbet for desert then walnuts, cheese, and port. 
Cigars for the gentlemen (and ladies if they so desire)!
Crock-Pot Crack Baby
When the quivering, hopelessly addicted crack baby succumbs to death, 
get him immediately butchered and into the crock-pot, so that any 
remaining toxins will not be fatal. But don?t cook it too l

and avocado, parsley new potatoes, spinich cucumber salad, fruit salad
Bran muffins, dinner rolls, soft breadsticks, rice pilaf, croissants
Apple cake with rum sauce, frosted banana nut bread sherbet, home made brownies
Iced tea, water, beer, bloody marys, lemonade, coffee
The guests select food, beverages, silverware... everything from the buffet table. 
They move to wherever they are comfortable, and sit with whoever they choose. 
Provide trays so your guests will not spill everything all over your house from 
carrying too much, nor will they have to make 10 trips back and fourth from the 
service stations.
Roast Leg of Amputee
By all means, substitute lamb or a good beef roast if the haunch 
it is in any way diseased. But sometimes surgeons make mistakes, 
and if a healthy young limb is at hand, then don?t hesitate to cook 
it to perfection!
1 high quality limb, rack, or roast
Potatoes, carrot
Oil
celery
onions
green onions
parsley
garlic
salt, pepper, etc
2 cups beef stock
Marinate meat (optional, not necessary with better cuts). 
Season liberally and lace with garlic cloves by making incisions, 
   and placing whole cloves deep into the meat.
Grease a baking pan, and fill with a thick bed of onions, 
   celery, green onions, and parsley. 
Place roast on top with fat side up. 
Place uncovered in 500° oven for 20 minutes, reduce oven to 325°. 
Bake till medium rare (150°) and let roast rest. 
Pour stock over onions and drippings, carve the meat and 
   place the slices in the au jus.
Bisque à l?Enfant
Honor the memory o

Salt
pepper
garlic powder
cayenne pepper
hot sauce, etc.
Oil for frying
Mix milk, eggs, hot sauce in a bowl, add chopped onion and garlic. 
Season the meat liberally, and marinate for several hours. 
Place seasoned flour in a paper or plastic shopping bag, 
   drop pieces in a few a time, shake to coat thoroughly, 
   then deep fry in hot oil (350°) for about 15 minutes. 
Drain and place on paper towels.
Miscarriage with Mustard Greens
Why waste it? Otherwise, and in general, use ham or salt pork to season greens. 
The technique of smothering greens can be used with many vegetables; 
green beans work especially well. Meat is not necessary every day, don?t 
be afraid to alter any dish to vegetarian tastes.
1 premature baby, born dead
Large bunch of mustard greens
2 white onions, 1 cup chopped celery
Vegetable oil (or hog fat)
Salt, pepper, garlic, etc.
Lightly brown onions, celery, garlic and meat in large heavy pot. 
Add a little water and the greens (which should be thoroughly cleaned and washed). 
Smother slowly for at least 2 hours, adding small amounts of water 
   when it starts to stick. 
Stir frequently. 
When ready - serve with rice, grilled smoked sausage, green salad, and iced tea. 
Coffee and apple pie then brandy.
Maternity Ward Pot Luck Dinner
If you can?t get anything fresh from the hospital, nursery, or morgue; 
you can at least get rid of all the leftovers in your refrigerator.
1 - 2 lbs. cubed meat (human flesh, chicken, turkey, beef...)
1 -2 lbs. coarsely chopped vegetables 
   (carrots, potatoes, turnips, cauliflower, cabbage...) 
Bell pepper
onions
garlic
ginger
salt pepper, etc.  
Olive oil
butter
Brown the meat and some chopped onions, peppers, and garilic in olive oil, 
   place in baking dish, layer with vegetables seasoning and butter. 
Bake at 325° for 30 - 45 minutes. 
Serve with hot dinner rolls, fruit salad and sparkling water. 
Bébé Buff