Newsgroup: it.arti.musica.classica
Titolo: Meglio Muti o Maradona ?

Vinix aveva proposto una sfida muti - Batistuta, ma mi pareva
una offesa nei confronti del gran Riccardo.
atteNdonsi numerose e motivate opinioni !
Con le lagrime nel core, voto per Maradona.
hi
a,vn

Sono entrambi cattivi esempi per la gioventu. Non farei uscire mia 
figlia con nessuno dei due.
ciao,
paolo
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Paolo Tramannoni
Porto Recanati, Italy
p.t...@fastnet.it

 figlia con nessuno dei due.
Troppo pericolo che rimanga incinta?
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Luca Logi - Firenze - Italy        e-mail: 
ll...@dada.it
   Home page: 
http://www.angelfire.com/ar/archivarius
                   (musicologia pratica)

 figlia con nessuno dei due.
Che assurdita' di paragoni!!!!
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Marco Marcelli - Genova
marc...@libero.it
 [casa]
marco.m...@elsag.it
 [ufficio]
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 Che assurdita' di paragoni!!!!
Dici? Eppure, non sono tutti e due napoletani?
p.
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Muti e' pugliese........:-))
MM

 Muti e' pugliese........:-))
Orpo... allora il paragone e davvero sballato.
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 figlia con nessuno dei due.
Fornire eta' (E).  Se E>17 fornire: misure, colore di occhi e capelli.
Roberto
-- 
_/_/  Roberto Maria Avanzi Mocenigo
/_/  Institut für Experimentelle Mathematik / Universität Essen
_/  Ellernstraße 29 / 45326 Essen / Germany
/  The right amount of crazyness is indispensable.

 Fornire eta' (E).  Se E>17 fornire: misure, colore di occhi e capelli.
Un po' di tempo fa ho trovato in rete il seguente modulo da compilare
che sembra appropriato a questo caso:
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            APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected
      unless accompanied by a complete financial statement,
      school history, job history, ancestral lineage, DMV
      printout, and a current medical report from your doctor.
NAME______________________________________
DATE OF BIRTH______________
HEIGHT____________  WEIGHT_____________  IQ__________
GPA_____________
SOCIAL SECURITY #___________________
DRIVERS LICENSE #________________
BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES______________________________________________
HOME ADDRESS__________________________
CITY/STATE___________  ZIP_____
Do you have ONE male and ONE female parent? ___________________________
If NO, please explain _________________________________________________
Number of years they have been married ________________________________
If less than your age, explain ________________________________________
Do you own a van? _____________ A truck with oversized tires?___________
A waterbed? _____________ A pickup with a mattress in the
back?__________
A condom? _______________ Pornography?_______________
Do you have an earring, nose ring, or a belly button ring?
______________
A tattoo? _____________
(IF YES TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES)
In 50 words or less, what does LATE mean to you? _______________________
In 50 words or less, what does DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER,
mean to you? __________________________________________________________
In 50 words or less, what does ABSTINENCE mean to you?
__________________
Church you attend ______________________________________________________
How often you attend ___________________________________________________
When would be the best time to interview your:
father? _____________         priest? _______________
mother? _____________         parole officer? _______
Answer by filling in the blank.  Please answer freely, all
answers are confidential.
A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be:
__________________________________________________________
B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my:
__________________________________________________________
C: A woman's place is in the:_______________________________
D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me
   about is: __________________________________________________________
E: When I first meet a girl, the thing I notice about her
   first is: __________________________________________________________
NOTE: if answer E begins with T or A, discontinue.
Leaving premises keeping your head low and running in a
serpentine fashion is advised.
What do you want to do IF you grow up?
__________________________________________________________
__________________________________________________________
What is the current going rate of a hotel room?
_____________________
Condoms come in packages of (circle one)
         A:  3
         B:  6
         C:  9
         D: 12
         E: ALL OF THE ABOVE
How do you know? ________________________________________
I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND
CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH,
DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION,
ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND
HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.
___________________________________________
Signature (that means sign your name, moron)
Thank you for your interest.  Please allow four to six
years for processing.  You will be contacted in writing
if you are approved.  Please do not try to call or write
(since you probably can't, and it would cause you injury).
If your application is rejected, you will be notified by
two gentleman wearing black shirts and white ties carrying
violin cases (you might want to watch your back).
Have a nice day.
Roberto Castillo
cast...@enteract.com
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Fornire eta' (E).  Se E>17 fornire: misure, colore di occhi e capelli.
Perché 17? Meglio 18 così non passi guai... ;-)
ciao,
Jashugan
P.S.
Sei di nuovo a Essen?

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Geniale,questo...
Ma dove diavolo l'hai trovato,scusa?
Alessandra

 Perché 17? Meglio 18 così non passi guai... ;-)
Ho scritto _E_>_17_, ovvero 17 escluso ma da 18 compreso in su.
Ad ogni modo, visto che a te interessa, in Giappone l'eta' per
essere dichiarati "consenzienti" e' 12: visto che tu ci vuoi 
andare...
Roberto traviatore.
 ESSEN PLUMBEA
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andare...
Mumble, mumble... very interesting! Anche se io le preferisco meno
stagionate! ^___^
ciao,
Jashugan 

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meno stagionate? sotto i 12?
ommioddio
Roberto
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