Newsgroup: it.economia.fisco
Titolo: new world order???


#  Newsgroups: msn.au.forums.communicate.feedback
#  Date: Monday, March 23, 1998 4:39 PM
#  Subject: This is on joke, it is working
#  
#  
#  >"Dare to reach for your dreams and make them a reality! Believe in
#  >yourself to achieve; do nothing and wallow in despair of missed
#  >opportunities..."
#  >I invite you to consider the following opportunity; there is so little
#  >to lose and an immensely improved lifestyle to gain!!
#  >Please read the following and think it over. If you don't like it, then
#  >Don't do it- it's no big deal. But if you've got a dream, this is
#  >for you!
#  >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
#  >Here's what one successful participant has to say:
#  >
#  >GREETINGS!
#  >Hopefully my name is still on the list below. I am a retired attorney
#  >and about two years ago a man came to me with a letter. The letter he
#  >brought me is the same as the letter in front of you now. He asked me to
#  >
#  >verify the fact that this letter was legal. I told him that I would
#  >review it and get back to him. When I first read the letter I thought it
#  >
#  >was some off-the-wall idea to make money. A week later I met again with
#  >my client to discuss the issue. I told him that the letter originally
#  >brought to me was not 100% legal. My client asked me to alter the letter
#  >
#  >to make it 100% legal. I advised him to make a small change in the
#  >letter and it would be all right. I was curious about the letter so he
#  >told me how it works. I thought it was a long shot, so I decided against
#  >
#  >participating. Before my client left, I asked him to keep me updated as
#  >to his results.
#  >I couldn't believe it, about two months later he called to tell me
#  >that he had received over $244,000 in cash! I didn't believe him so he
#  >asked me to try the plan myself. I thought about it for a few days
#  >and decided there was not much to lose. I followed the instructions
#  >exactly and mailed out 200 letters (via snail mail of all things!).
#  >Sure enough the money started coming in! It came slowly at first but
#  >after three weeks I was getting more than I could open in a day. After
#  >about three months the money stopped coming. I kept a precise record
#  >of my earnings and at the end it totaled $268,439.00. I was earning
#  >a good living as a lawyer, but as anyone in the profession will tell
#  >you, there is a lot of stress that comes with the job.
#  >I told myself if things worked out I would retire from practice
#  >and play golf. I decided to try the letter again but this time I
#  >sent 500 letters out. Well, three months later I had totaled
#  >$672,178.00! I just couldn't believe it. I met my old client for
#  >lunch to find out exactly how this works. He told me that there were
#  >a few similar letters going around and what made this one different is
#  >that there are seven names on the letter not five like most others.
#  >That fact alone resulted in more returns. The other factor was
#  >the advice I gave him in making sure the whole thing was perfectly
#  >legal, since no one wants to risk doing anything illegal.
#  >I bet now you are curious what little changes I told him to make.
#  >Well, if you send a letter like this one out, to be legal, you must
#  >sell something if you expect to receive a dollar. I told him that anyone
#  >
#  >sending a dollar out must receive something in return.
#  >What we did to make it legal was work it out so people sending
#  >you $1 we're actually asking you to put them on your mailing list.
#  >So when you send a dollar to each one of the seven names on the list,
#  >you must include a slip of paper saying "please put me on your mailing
#  >list; $1 processing fee enclosed" and include your name, address (your
#  >phone number is optional). (I actually like an occasional e-mail address
#  >
#  >too- it's exciting to chat with other people who are making such
#  >simple money! But of course, that's up to you!) This is the key to the
#  >program! The item that you will receive for the dollar you send is the
#  >letter, your name on the mailing list, and the right to earn thousands!
#  >Follow the simple instructions below and in less than three months you
#  >can receive over $244,000.00!!!
#  >
#  >A) Immediately send one dollar to each of the seven people listed
#  >below. Wrap the dollar in a piece of paper saying "please add me to
#  >your mailing list, $1 processing fee enclosed" and include your name
#  >and mailing address. Your phone number and/or e-mail address is
#  >optional. (I also like to add what number the person is on the list so
#  >
#  >they can figure out how much more they can expect to receive.)
#  >
#  >B) Take the person in the #1 position off the list, bump the rest of the
#  >
#  >names up a position, and then add your name and address to slot #7.
#  >(Be sure to proofread so no one else gets your mail!)
#  >
#  >C) Post this new letter --with your name and address-- to at least
#  >200 news groups (there are currently over 22,000 newsgroups with
#  >thousands of new subscribers every day- no need to worry about
#  >overlapping with someone else) Of course, another option would be to
#  >rent names and addresses from a list company, but in my honest
#  >opinion, posting to news groups reaches more people, is faster, and
#  >saves you money that you would have to otherwise spend on bulk
#  >postage! (both ways are 100% legal.)
#  >
#  >D) Sit back and wait for the envelopes to roll in.
#  >
#  >So here's the list:
#  >****IMPORTANT**** You must send one dollar to the people listed or this
#  >program will not work properly, and honest people always come out ahead.
#  >
#  >It's a very small risk, a very small expense, with HUGE potential
#  >returns!
#  >>>
#  >1- J. KAYE
#  >605 SHEPPARD AVE. EAST
#  >NORTH YORK, ONT., CANADA, M2K 1B5
#  >
#  >2- DENNIS MICHAEL
#  >P.O. BOX 358
#  >TEMPE, AZ 85280
#  >
#  >3- O. OWENS
#  >3604 CALIFORNIA AVE SW
#  >SEATTLE, WA 98116
#  >
#  >4- KERRY H.
#  >5300 E BASELINE RD.
#  >#144
#  >HILLSBORO, OR. 97123
#  >
#  >5- VICTOR MARRONE
#  >71-19 66TH PLACE
#  >GLENDALE N,Y, 11385
#  >
#  >6-MO FADL
#  >3687 Kennedy Boulevard
#  >Jersey City, N.J,07307
#  >
#  >7-R. Purner
#     1929 Division Street
#      East Troy, WI 53120
#  >To post this out over the internet you could browse through areas and
#  >find the news groups that you like, all you have to do is cut and paste
#  >this letter wherever you are on the internet. Remember it doesn't cost
#  >anything to post on the Internet. Send out a lot, it's inexpensive.
#  >***Keep in mind there is no limit to the amount of letters you could
#  >post. The more letters you post the more money you make. We strongly
#  >encourage you to post to as many news groups as you can.***
#  >THIS IS A SERVICE AND IS 100% LEGAL
#  >(Refer to title 18, section 1302 &1342 of the U.S. Postal and Lottery
#  >Laws or call the U.S. Post Office at 
1-800-725-2161
)
#  >HOW DOES IT WORK? CAN I REALLY MAKE A LOT OF MONEY?
#  >Assume for example you get a 5% return rate, which is very conservative.
#  >
#  >(My first attempt was over 7.5% and my second was over 9%.):
#  >
#  >1) When you post 200 letters 5 people will send you $1.00
#  >2) Those 5 people post 200 letters and 25 people send you $1.00
#  >3) Those 25 people post 200 letters and 125 people send you $1.00
#  >4) Those 125 people post 200 letters and 625 people send you $1.00
#  >5) Those 625 people post 200 letters and 3,125 people send you $1.00
#  >6) Those 3,125 people post 200 letters and 15,625 people send you $1.00
#  >7) Those 15,625 people post 200 letters and 78,125 people send you $1.00
#  >
#  >At this point your name drops off the list. Think about it. With only
#  >the first six levels you have received over $19,530.00, and at seven
#  >levels $97,655!
#  >It works every time, but how well depends on how many letters you post.
#  >In the example above you posted 200 letters, if you posted 500 letters
#  >you would have received over $244,137.00. Check the math yourself-- I
#  >want you to-- but I assure you that it's correct! With this kind of
#  >return, you owe it to yourself to try it. Try it once and you will want
#  >to do it again!
#  >So, are you still skeptical? If you are, at least do yourself a favor
#  >and print or save a copy of this letter right now and think about it.
#  >That way, when you realize that's there's no way that you can get
#  >scammed from this, you can just go back to it, add your address, send
#  >your $1 to the 7 people listed, post your letter to some news groups,
#  >and then wait for the dirty looks from the postal worker when he/she
#  >has to stuff your mailbox full of envelopes day after day!
#  >P.S. You've read this far so let me ask you a question:
#  >Q. What have you got to lose?
#  >A. Only 7 dollars and 7 stamps.
#  >What you can gain is an income, like the example in the letter. It's a
#  >very small risk, very small expense, with HUGE potential returns!
#  >What do you have to lose? Perhaps the equivalent of 2 fast food meals.
#  >
#  >HERE'S WISHING YOU HAPPINESS AND $$$ SUCCESS!!!
#  >P.P.S. We have a very high return at this point! ! !
#  >~~~~~~~~~
#  >HOW TO POST TO NEWS GROUPS FAST WITH YOUR WEB BROWSER:
#  >The fastest way to post a newsletter:
#  >Highlight and COPY (Ctrl-C) the text of this posted message and PASTE
#  >(Ctrl-V) it into a plain text editor (as Word pad) and save it. After
#  >you have made the necessary changes that are stated above, simply COPY
#  >(Ctrl-C) and PASTE (Ctrl-V) the text into the message composition
#  >window, after selecting a news group, and post it! (Or you can attach
#  >the file, without writing anything to the message window.)
#  >------------------------------------------------------------------------
#  >
#  >If you have Netscape Navigator 3.0 do the following:
#  >1. Click on any news group like normal, then click on 'TO NEWS'. This
#  >will bring up a box to type a message in.
#  >2. Leave the news group box like it is, change the subject box to
#  >something flashy, something to catch the eye, as "$$$ NEED
#  >CASH$$$?? READ HERE!$!$!$" or "$$$ MAKE FAST CASH, YOU CAN'T
#  >LOSE!!!$$$". Or you can use my subject title.
#  >3. Now click on 'ATTACHMENTS'. Then click on 'ATTACH FILE'. Find your
#  >file on your Hard Disk (the one you saved from the text editor). Once
#  >
#  >you find it, click on it and then click 'OPEN' and 'OK'. You should
#  >now see your file name in the attachments box.
#  >4. Now click on 'SEND'/'POST'. You see? Now you just have 199 to go!!!
#  >(You can post to multiple news groups with a single posting, however,
#  >
#  >use netiquette and only post to 10-20 at a time...no one wants to
#  >scroll through a long list of additional news groups before they can
#  >read your message!) Don't worry, it's easy and quick once you get
#  >used to it.
#  >
#  >NOTE: All the versions of Netscape Navigator are similar to each
#  >other, so you should have no problem doing this if you don't have
#  >Netscape Navigator 3.0.
#  >------------------------------------------------------------------------
#  >
#  >FOR A QUICK TIP:
#  >Netscape Navigator 3.x and above:
#  >You can post this message to many news groups at a time, by simply
#  >selecting a news group near the top of the screen, hold down the SHIFT,
#  >and then select a news group near the bottom of the screen. All of the
#  >news groups in/between will be selected. After that, you follow/do the
#  >basic steps, stated below in this letter, except step #1.
#  >You can go to the page stated below in this letter and click on a
#  >news group to open up the newsgroups window. Once you've done this, in
#  >the same window go to 'OPTIONS', and then mark 'SHOW ALL NEWSGROUPS' and
#  >
#  >'SHOW ALL MESSAGES'. Now you can see all the newsgroups and you can
#  >easily apply the above tip.
#  >------------------------------------------------------------------------
#  >
#  >If you have MS INTERNET EXPLORER do the following:
#  >1. Go to the news groups and press 'POST AN ARTICLE'. To the new window
#  >type your headline in the subject area and then click in the large
#  >window below. There either PASTE your letter (which it's been copied
#  >from the text editor), or attach the file which contains it.
#  >2. Then click on 'SEND' or 'OK'.
#  >NOTE: All versions of MS Internet Explorer are similar to each other, so
#  >
#  >you shouldn't have any problem doing this.
#  >GENERAL NOTES ON POSTING:
#  >A nice page where you'll find all the news groups if you want help is
#  >
http://www.liszt.com/
 (When you go to the home page, click on the link
#  >'News group Directory'). I don't think you'll have any problem posting
#  >because its very easy once you've found the news groups. All the
#  >web browsers are similar and it doesn't matter which one you have.
#  >(But it makes it very easy if you have Netscape Navigator 3.0 or later.
#  >You may download it from the Internet if you don't have it.) You just
#  >have to remember the basic steps that are stated below.
#  >BASIC STEPS FOR POSTING:
#  >1. Find a news group and you click on it.
#  >2. You click on 'POST A NEW ARTICLE' or 'TO NEWS' or anything else
#  >similar to these.
#  >3. You type your flashy headline in the subject box.
#  >4. Now, either you attach the file containing your amended letter, or
#  >you PASTE the letter. (You have to COPY it from the text editor from
#  >before.)
#  >5. Finally, you click on 'SEND' or 'POST' or 'OK', whichever is there.
#  >------------------------------------------------------------------------
#  >
#  >**REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWS GROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL
#  >MAKE!! BUT YOU HAVE TO POST A MINIMUM OF 200**
#  >That's it! You will begin receiving money from around the world within
#  >days! You may eventually want to rent a P.O. Box due to the large amount
#  >
#  >of mail you will receive. If you wish to stay anonymous, you can invent
#  >a name to use, as long as the postal carrier can deliver it to a valid
#  >address.
#  >**MAKE SURE ALL THE ADDRESSES ARE CORRECT.**
#  >==================================================
#  >So, build your mailing list, keep good accounts, declare the income and
#  >pay your taxes. By doing this you prove your business intentions. Keep
#  >an eye on the news groups and when the cash has stopped coming (that
#  >means your name is no longer on the list), you just take the latest
#  >posting at the news groups, send another $7.00.
#  
#  
#  

#  Tired of these letters all over the newsgroups?  So was I, so I joined 'em
Bravo: e tu allora che hai quotato tutte le 285 righe del msg originale,
oltretutto Off Topic???
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Un saluto a tutti
Alessandro