Newsgroup: it.sport.calcio
Titolo: Bedwetting alarm

he alarm unit goes on the shoulder and the sensor goes in the
underwear. When the sensor is wet with urine, it triggers a loud alarm
to wake the bed-wetter. The DRI Sleeper alarm unit is held on the
shoulder of the Pyjamas or T-shirt with the Velcro supplied. This
makes sure that the alarm is close to the ear for maximum waking. Over
the next few days or weeks, your child begins to learn to wake more
and more quickly until he or she is beating the alarm and waking
before wetting starts. The pattern now becomes waking up every time he
or she needs to go to the bathroom. Then the final stage begins; your
child will sleep through the night but without wetting the bed or
needing to wake up to go to the bathroom. This is the mature pattern,
your child is capable of waking if she or he needs to go to the
bathroom and even more interesting, it now appears that the
overproduction of urine has stopped.
When an alarm is triggered by urine it starts beeping. But what most
people don't know is that with most alarms, all the time that the
alarm is beeping, there is an electric current passing through the
sensor. Even although the current is very small, it can cause the
urine to become acidic (called electrolysis) and that can irritate
sensitive skin. But the DRI Sleeper is different, as soon as the
Urosensor is wet by urine, it triggers the DRI Sleeper alarm, it
starts beeping, and instantly the special alarm electronics isolate
the Urosensor, and no more current passes through the Urosensor. The
DRI Sleeper alarm unit keeps on beeping, but with no current in the
Urosensor to make the urine acidic. Therefore no acid, and no risk of
skin irritation.
Features:
    * Small size
    * Safety Electronics
    * Volume control (we set it to max - the control is internal so
your child can't change it)
    * Max alerting sound (we use the sound that wakes the best)
    * Child friendly colors
    * The Urosensor goes inside. the underpants right where the urine
hits.
    * Its soft and flexible - no hard plastic clips or domes.
    * There are 9 pairs of sensing strips on BOTH sides for maximum
detection
    * There are no metal contacts and so it can't corrode or
deteriorate in urine
    * It is completely moulded and easy to clean and dry for instant
reuse.
    * There are no connections to break.
Product Code: ANZ-Excel
Bedwetting Alarm
Indications:
Genetic condition, physical or emotional problem and obstructed
breathing while they sleep.

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This ought to be a real hit over at alt.hvac
Joe

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We read your blog posting, and would like to help.  Studies indicate
that deep sleepers rarely hear smoke detectors, and can sleep through
fire/burglar alarms.  Alarms sold to treat bedwetting are ineffective
in correcting a sleep disorder. For 32 years, the Enuresis Treatment
Center has successfully treated thousands of people from around the
world by establishing a new and healthy pattern of sleep, which
permanently resolves the bedwetting.  The Enuresis Treatment Center
has put together an informative guide to understanding and treating
bedwetting.  This free bedwetting guide is available to download at
www.freebedwettingguide.com
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 underwear. 
When drinking heavily I find it saves a lot of trouble if one sleeps in 
the spare room and places a plastic fitted sheet over the mattress to 
save it.
-- 
Count  Baldoni

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The real cure is to get a large plastic bag and to get them to sleep 
inside it, leaving the head outside if absolutely essential (works faster 
if the head is left inside).
:-)
-- 
Neil
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re: The DRI Sleeper alarm unit keeps on beeping, but with no current
in the Urosensor to make the urine acidic...no risk of skin
irritation.
Upgrade suggestion:
Eliminate the beeper and increase the current in the Urosensor. Make
the urine more acidic thus causing increased skin irritation.  The
irritation will keep the user awake and when they have to pee they can
just walk over to the bathroom. Bedwetting problem solved.

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   Or if the sleeper needs some encouragement on waking up... have him
tie an extermity of himself to a dog, say on the neck of a doberman.
Next, you will need two animals. One that does not like water, like a
cat, and one that can take it or leave it. Have the cat sleep with the
patient in the same bed. When it gets irritated from the sudden onset
of wetness, all h_ll breaks loose. Optionally, a CD/tape clock-radio
alarm can go off from a trip wire triggered by the annoyed cat that
will: 1. startle the doberman to run in the general direction of the
closest bathroom and 2. to have the former sleeper follow the dog in a
hurried manner, as he is tied to it. To add to the goal, perhaps loud
cat meowing can be played, or even smaller dogs barking. If all else
fails, and you are desperate, follow the next vehicle with a siren
going down the street with your car and a tape-recorder microphone out
of the window at 60 mph. That should suffice for a nice supportive
wake-up. When in doubt, use all three cds/tapes for different nights.
Leave these unmarked for best effect.
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 1. The above is intended for amusement purposes only. 2. Do not try
this at home...
in memorium....-> Bob K.
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 save it.
Some people said the glass was half full. Others said it was half
empty. Nobody noticed that the liquid in the glass was urine.

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