Newsgroup: italia.genova.discussioni
Titolo: [OT] Vignette sul matrimonio

Qualcuno conosce siti dove recuperare battute/vignette (meglio se
vignette MOLTO spiritose) a tema matrimonio?
Ciao!
Sandra

 vignette MOLTO spiritose) a tema matrimonio?
cercando cercando non ho trovato niente di carino, pero' ho trovato
qualcosa a tema computer troppo simpatico (visto che siamo tanti ad
occuparci di informatica qua dentro):
http://www.carloneworld.it/images/4_Humor/Jpg/senza%20pc.jpg
LOL!
Ciao!
Sandra

vignette MOLTO spiritose) a tema matrimonio?
C'è tale Sandra che fa degli apprezzamenti sui matrimoni altrui che
crede essere spiritosi.
-- 
Nulla è impossibile per chi non lo deve fare.

 vignette MOLTO spiritose) a tema matrimonio?
aaaaaapproposito di matrimonio, ecco i segreti per far durare un
matrimonio ;)
1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have some good food
and companionship. She goes Tuesday's, I go Friday's.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Lancaster and mine is in
Skelmserdale.
3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the
kitchen.
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread
maker. Then she said, "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit
down!" So I bought her an electric chair.
7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water
in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, she told me, "In the
lake."
8. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell
off.
9. She ran after the rubbish truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the
rubbish?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"
10. Remember... Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
11. Statistically, 100% of all divorces start with marriage.
12. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
13. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to
interrupt her.
14. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"...I
said, 'Dust!"
15. In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created
man and rested. Then God created woman... Since then, neither
God nor man has rested.
16. Why do men die before their wives?.. Because they want to.
Ciao!
Sandra

 vignette MOLTO spiritose) a tema matrimonio?
trovata! ;)
http://sandra70.altervista.org/varie/matri.jpg
Ciao!
Sandra

 Sandra
EHMMM questo essere NG italianese, perrrrfavore scrivesse solamente in 
italianese!!! :-)
baceci 

italianese!!! :-)
Tanto non ti perdi nulla. Sono vecchie o non fanno ridere.


 
Tutte molto belle, e vere! (attendo flame ;o)

 Tutte molto belle, e vere! (attendo flame ;o)
io ho un dubbio sulla 16:
"Why do men die before their wives?.. Because they want to."
Quel "they" a chi e' riferito? agli uomini, o (in senso molto piu'
cattivo) alle donne? ;)
Ciao!
Sandra

 in italianese!!! :-) baceci
purtroppo alcune espressioni rendono bene solo in lingua originale e
sono intraducibili. Vedi ad esempio la 12 e la 14. Altre invece possono
essere tradotte molto bene, per esempio la 8:
"8. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell
off."
che e' proprio cattivissima (evviva l'autoironia):
"Si e' fatta una maschera di fango, ed e' stata bellissima per due
giorni. Poi il fango si e' staccato."
LOLLLLL!!!
Ciao!
Sandra