Newsgroup: it.politica.internazionale
Titolo: Quattro risate al cimitero

O è la Cia o è Osama... Come diceva la grande Anna Magnani in
"L'automobile": "Qua semo diventati tutti matti"...
Shalom.
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Natural Disasters Will Become Terrorist Weapons
Washington D.C.(Global Wire News) - According to experts at the
Counter-Terrorism Prevention Group based in Washington, D.C.,
terrorists could turn Mother Nature into a terrorist weapon and
completely destroy the United States in a massive coordinated attack
which would make a nuclear war look like child's play in comparison.
Dr. Lewis Zimmerman, of the Counter-Terrorism Prevention Group, has
written a document outlining how terrorists could plan terrorist
attacks to take advantage of  weaknesses in geological formations,
structural instability in volcanos and the transmission of seismic
waves through the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans.
"Essentially, terrorists could take advantage of several geologic
phenomena and coordinate a simultaneous attack on the United States
using the old Cold War strategy known as "Time on Target",  where
several attacks are launched at different times and reach their
destination simultaneously" said Dr. Zimmerman
According to Dr. Zimmerman "terrorists would first need to acquire
nuclear weapons and materials from rogue nuclear states like North
Korea and Iran or from nuclear armed Pakistan".
The first target on the terrorists hit list according to Dr. Zimmerman
would be the Western flank of the Cumbre Vieja volcano on the island of
La Palma which is located in the Canary Islands off the coast of Spain.
The terrorists would plant one or two nuclear devices on the Cumbre
Vieja volcano and detonate them in order to knock the Western flank of
the volcano into the Atlantic Ocean.
The resulting tsunami created by the falling land mass would race
across the Atlantic Ocean within a matter of hours and destroy the
entire Eastern seaboard of the United States with a 150 foot tsunami.
Tens of millions would be killed within seconds.
The second target which would be hit shortly after the atomic
detonations on the island of La Palma would be Yellowstone Lake located
inside Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming.   Long before the attack,
the terrorists would drive a boat into the middle of Yellowstone Lake
and submerge a sealed 55-gallon drum containing a nuclear device to the
bottom of the lake.
Vulcanologists have discovered a huge "bulge" which is forming at the
bottom of the lake which could one day give way, implode the magma
chamber underneath it and create what is know as a "Super Volcano".
A nuclear device detonated by the terrorists in Yellowstone Lake would
trigger the chain of events leading to the explosion of the "Super
Volcano".
The "Super Volcano" explosion would cause a massive detonation which
would destroy much of the landscape in the Rocky Mountain states of
Wyoming, Colorado, Montana and Idaho with superheated pyroclastic flows
moving outwards at supersonic speeds to a blast radius of 75 miles.
Volcanic magma would shoot 30 miles into the atmosphere during the main
explosion.
The massive eruption would bury the entire Great Plains under a massive
layer of volcanic ash which would destroy America's agriculture
industry and suffocate tens of millions of people in North Dakota,
South Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Arkansas, Missouri,
Iowa and Minnesota.   The Midwest would become a modern day version of
Pompeii, the Roman city buried by Mount Vesuvius in 79 A.D.
A large portion of America's strategic nuclear arsenal would be
incapacitated because the missile silos located in the Western states
would be buried under several feet of hot volcanic ash.
The ash cloud created by the "Super Volcano" would penetrate the
stratosphere and trigger a new Ice Age after blocking out the sun over
most of the Northern Hemisphere and create the natural equivalent of a
"nuclear winter".
The third target on the terrorists list would be the Southern flank of
the Kilauea volcano on the main island of Hawaii.    Terrorists would
simply submerge nuclear weapons encased in sealed containers off the
coast of the main Hawaiian island until they are resting on the
southern flank of Kilauea.    Once the terrorists detonate the nuclear
devices, the South flank of Kilauea would collapse into the Pacific
Ocean and create a tsunami which would destroy the West Coast of the
United States and kill tens of millions of people in San Diego, Los
Angeles, San Francisco, Portland and Seattle.
"All of these attacks hitting the United States simultaneously would
completely overwhelm FEMA, the U.S. Military, the National Guard and
all disaster agencies.   Up to 150 Million Americans would be killed
such a massive attack.   A nuclear war would look like child's play in
comparison".

 Namib
Ma non eri tu quello che invocava  rispetto? Pero' quattro risate al 
cimitero te le fai lo stesso...
Am.

 cimitero te le fai lo stesso...
Veramente io intendevo criticare mr. Zimmermann, che probabilmente avrà
detto e/o scritto le stronzate di cui sopra facendocisi su le lugubri
"quattro risate" del subject.
Namib