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Titolo: Communists Sue Democratic Party For Stealing Platform

Qualcuno sa com'è andata? La notizia è del 2010...
 
http://thepeoplescube.com/current-truth/communists-sue-democratic-party-for-stealing-platform-t5149.html
 
 
Communists Sue Democratic Party For Stealing Platform
 
Red Square
 
4/12/2010, 5:27 pm
 
In a surprise move, the CPUSA (Communist Party USA) has announced a 
lawsuit against the Democratic Party and its leadership for the alleged 
theft of intellectual property. The plaintiffs claim that the entire 
so-called "new" Democratic agenda is, in fact, the product of a 
decades-long, painstaking campaign by CPUSA theorists, agitators, and 
underground subversive cells - which makes it the intellectual property 
of the Communist Party USA, protected by American copyright laws. "They 
stole our entire platform, rebranded it 'progressive', and claimed it as 
their own," declared a CPUSA spokesperson at a press conference in San 
Francisco. "And we communists say, not so fast! Not in this country 
anyway, where we still have property rights and the rule of law, thank 
God! Actually, let me rephrase that..."
 
The Communist Party representative explained that government ownership 
of the auto and financial industries, redistribution of wealth, and free 
rationed healthcare have always been among the glorious CPUSA 
objectives: "We held on to these goals through all the difficult years 
of factional infighting, purges, denunciations, and heroic espionage on 
behalf of the Soviet intelligence services.
"This may seem like a foreign idea to you, but we sacrificed everything 
for it - our friends, our neighbors, and our nation. We suffered from 
all kinds of ulcers and split personality disorders by blindly following 
Stalin's directives. We risked our chances of promotion within US 
government agencies by dutifully advancing Soviet foreign policy. And 
for what? So that some spoiled Democrats could ride on our backs to 
power while throwing us crumbs in the form of minor cabinet appointments?
 
"It's just like taking someone else's hard-earned income and 
redistributing it! ... Never mind, bad example... It's like infiltrating 
a respectable organization and taking over its management while engaging 
in subversive propaganda and the rewriting of history... Whoops, bad 
example again... It's like being devoid of moral standards and rejecting 
all the norms and values of Judeo-Christian civilization... No, that was 
totally inappropriate. Scratch that...
 
"It's time we got our fair share of credit from the current 
administration. As a gesture of good will, we would be pleased to accept 
the credit in the form of stimulus checks, subsidies, and loan 
guarantees for our members. If not now, when?"
 
CPUSA lawyers presented documents to the press showing that the 
Democratic platform of 2010, almost-line-for-line, reiterates the CPUSA 
platform of 1963. As the lead attorney for the plaintiffs pointed out, 
even a casual reading shows that while the rhetoric occasionally varies, 
the underlying policies are nearly identical.
 
"If the public knew that all the Democrat ideas are ours, we'd have more 
high-paying jobs in the Obama administration," remarked the CPUSA 
spokesperson. "While all our members can't be czars, we should at least 
get royalties. We can't survive on government handouts alone, not yet 
anyway."
 
This announcement seems to overturn past communist policy favoring the 
liquidation of czars and royalty.
 
The Democratic National Committee has declined to issue an official 
comment on the lawsuit, but a high-ranking White House official stated 
privately that this development is the result of an historically 
inevitable "convergence of opposites" - a philosophical concept outlined 
by Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels - whereby the American public catches 
up with the glorious promise of communism, while the CPUSA becomes so 
American that it becomes embroiled in litigation. "Don't quote me on 
this," he added, "but Barack and I believe we can easily reconcile 
whatever minor differences we have with the CPUSA, and work together to 
prepare Americans for the final march, in well-organized and neat 
columns, towards our radiant progressive future."
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Namib
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Ehm... Che sia una cazzata? (Ora ho visto anche il sito). Pardon.
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