Newsgroup: it.hobby.armi
Titolo: da un ng usa in materia di armi, un po di locale umorismo

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
 
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
 
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two
small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
 
You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You
  have  mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
 
What do you do?
 
  Democrat's Answer
 
     Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
 
     Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
 
     Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
 
     Could we run away?
 
     What does my wife think? What about the kids?
 
     Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife
     out of his hand?
 
     What does the law say about this situation?
 
     Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
 
     Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message
does
     this send to society and to my children?
 
     Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
 
     Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
     wound me?
 
     If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
     while he was stabbing me?
 
     Should I call 9-1-1 ?
 
     Why is this street so deserted?
 
     We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a
     happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
 
     This is all so confusing!
 
     I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come
     to a consensus.
 
 
 
    Republican's Answer:
 
     BANG!
 
 
 
   Redneck's Answer:
 
     BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click....
     (sounds of reloading)
 
     BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click ..
 
     Daughter: "Nice going, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver
Tips or Hollow Points?"
 
     Son: "You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?"
 
     Wife: "You are NOT taking that to the taxidermist!"
 

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Vecchia ma
sempre LOLLevole! ;-))
 
 
Ciao by Alex


 
 
Mi piace la "connotazione" del personaggio "negativo"....   ;-)
 
240 anni fa sarebbe stato una Giubba Rossa Inglese...
180 anni fa un Messicano di Santa Ana..
150 anni fa un Confederato...
160 abbi fa un Apache...
170 uno schiavo "liberato"...
100 anni fa un immigrato italiano...
ORA un... musulmano!
 
e DOMANI?
 
 

 e DOMANI?
 
Un padrone cinese che ti corre dietro con lo storditore elettrico perchè 
nella SUA fabbrica a New York non hai finito di cucire tutti i 1000 palloni 
giornalieri
 
ad ogni modo: ti straquoto!!! 
 
 

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da un altro messaggio:
 
un immigrato illegale, un mussulmano, ed un comunista entrano in un bar 
del Texas.
il barista chiede: in cosa posso servirla, signor Presidente?
 
 


se è per questo manco il redneck....una pistola austriaca? e pur edi 
plastica!!
solo Colt o smith o casull in 454, meglio ancora

 glock .40 in tasca...
 
hai ragione......ne conosco alcuni nei pressi di Hartford che girano con una 
redhawk 44 in macchina.
 
 

 verso il centro di un compagno.... di corso di Almirante....
 
mi hai tolto le parole dalla tastiera..... ;-)
ciao
B.