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Titolo: [ot-pubblicità] epocale trash-cult...

rocco siffredi che pubblicizza le amica chips...slogan finale: a chi piace
la patatina...
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 la patatina...
è un tuo sogno o è realtà?
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 la patatina...
Non erano gli stessi raffinati umoristi che hanno tappezzato le città con
"La patata tira"?
Direi comunque che fa a gara con quella del gorgonzola, vista qualche tempo
fa in televisione, in cui una procace bellezza mediterranea, inchinata a 20°
verso la telecamera col décolleté in primo piano pronuncia la sua unica
battuta: "Lo avete provato con le pere"?
Wow, umorismo inglese.
Mordred

Whatever you think, you will not be able to change God's Word regarding
homosexuality and will one day have to pay the price for not believing
what God has written.
Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it
is abomination.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a
woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be
put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Romans 1:22-27
V22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, V23 And
changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to
corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping
things.
V24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of
their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
V25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served
the creature more than the Creator, Who is blessed for ever. Amen.
V26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even
their women did change the natural use into that which is against
nature:
V27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman,
burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that
which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their
error which was meet.
1 Timothy 1:8-10
V8 But we know that the law is good, if a man use it lawfully;
V9 Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for
the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for
unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers,
for manslayers,
V10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for
menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other
thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;
1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit
the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor
idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves
with mankind
SAY THIS PRAYER: Dear Jesus, I am a sinner and am headed to eternal
hell because of my sins. I believe you died on the cross to take away
my sins and to take me to heaven. Jesus, I ask you now to come into my
heart and take away my sins and give me eternal life.
http://www.ArmyofGod.com

Glory...@ArmyofGod.com ha scritto:
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No mamma, non so' frocio, [...] so' moderno.

 the lawless and disobedient
Eresia. Di influenza manichea o gnostica, non ricordo. L'uomo retto sarebbe 
destinato alla salvezza, perciň lui la legge non si applica.
Ovviamente l'eresiarca era sempre un "uomo retto" dato che non esisteva 
alcuna definizione di cosa fosse questa rettitudine. Certo non era il 
rispetto delle leggi di Dio.
Bruciavano bene sul palo.
-- 
Aramesh 

 
Triste che nella nostra televisione dobbiamo ritrovarci testimonial come 
questi (anche se a dire la verità in non ricordo più quale pubblicità 
faceva capolino la Montalcini).
m.

 piace la patatina...
Ero distratto, sentivo questo tizio che diceva di averle provate
tutte. Lì per lì non l'avevo riconosciuto. Forse perché è vestito.
http://www.tvspot.it/new.php?id=801
-- 
Jerr 
'All right, but apart from sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public
order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system and public health...
what have the Romans ever done for us ?'

 questi
ieri vedo questo film "l'uomo spezzato" e poi come faccio spesso mi informo
sui contorni. Capito sul sito e leggo della presentazione ufficiale.
A roma e' stato proiettato alla presenza di "tra gli altri, i calciatori
Paolo di Canio e Tommaso Rocchi, il regista Claudio Fracasso e gli attori
Stefano Masciarelli, Massimo Bonetti e Eva Henger"
 
Chiamare attrice Eva Henger e' una bella forzatura...
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www.iaciners.org

 ieri vedo questo film "l'uomo spezzato"
quello sul prof. infamato dalla ragazzetta?
capolavoro ultratrash, la sequenza di lui che vaga disperato nella
notte è già nella leggenda...

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Si, ne ho scritto in "premio it update", il film inizia bene, poi il
regista/sceneggiatore/attore dilaga e il film sconfina nel trash.
La citata corsa nella notte, le botte al celerino, le scene col figlio, lo
affossano. Peccato, perche' l'idea era buona e si vede una volonta'
generale di far bene.
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endrix ha scritto:
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Ho appena letto la trama e devo assolutamente
vederlo. Sento odore di Cult
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"Dentro mi sento una merda, ma fuori appaio uno splendore!"
PatBateman, "American Psycho"

 Chiamare attrice Eva Henger e' una bella forzatura...
Chiamare Fragasso "Fracasso" altrttanto.

 vederlo. Sento odore di Cult
Puoi alzarti molto presto al mattino, anche all'alba...
ma il tuo destino si alza sempre mezzora prima di te.
http://www.uomospezzato.it/index.htm
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Ah cazzo ma quindi c'è pure il tocco pretenziosetto...
Ho un'erezione.
La sfogo sul Mulo.
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 La sfogo sul Mulo.
Il problema e' proprio questo, la mancanza di misura.
Buona l'idea, buona la realizzazione, ma troppo lo spazio che il regista
concede a se stesso e troppa l'indulgenza.
-- 
www.iaciners.org

 is abomination.
Dear Glory...@ArmyofGod.com, 
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I
have learned a great deal from your post, and I try to share that
knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the
homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus
18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. 
I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific
laws and how to best follow them. 
a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They
claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them? 
b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in
Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair
price for her? 
c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her
period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev 15:19-24). The problem is, how do
I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense. 
d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and
female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend
of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you
clarify? Why can't I own Canadians? 
e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2
clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill
him myself? 
f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
Abomination (Lev 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality.
I don't agree. Can you settle this? 
g) Lev 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a
defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my
vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here? 
h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair
around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev
19:27. How should they die? 
i) I know from Lev 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me
unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves? 
j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev 19:19 by planting two different
crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of
two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to
curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the
trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev 24:10-16)
Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we
do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14) 
I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you
can help. 
Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and
unchanging. 
Your devoted disciple and adoring fan.

 Your devoted disciple and adoring fan.
One thing for sure, you are responsible for my death, while laughing :-)
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www.iaciners.org

 One thing for sure, you are responsible for my death, while laughing :-)
Non è mia, ma è sempre bello ritirarla fuori in questi casi :-D
Daniele

 them.
If you are righteous the law is not made for you [Tim 1:9]. Can you dig it?
-- 
Aramesh 

 Non č mia, ma č sempre bello ritirarla fuori in questi casi :-D
c'e' mica anche in italiano? :)
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Frozen warnings close to mine
Close to the frozen borderline

 c'e' mica anche in italiano? :)
Boh... non so :-)
Daniele


Daniele


grazie! mi ero messo a cercarlo, poi ho cominciato a leggere il Levitico
e non riuscivo a smettere di ridere! :D
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 e non riuscivo a smettere di ridere! :D
anche il Deuteronomi non scherza! :°D
Deut. 14.21 
Non mangerete alcuna bestia che sia morta di morte naturale; la darai al
forestiero che risiede nelle tue città, perché la mangi, o la venderai a
qualche straniero, perché tu sei un popolo consacrato al Signore tuo
Dio.
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 anche il Deuteronomi non scherza! :°D
LOL! :-D
Si critica tanto la legge coranica, ma ho proprio il sospetto che se si
applicasse la legge biblica i danni sarebbero molto maggiori :-D
Daniele
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