Newsgroup: it.arti.cinema
Titolo: [OT] A proposito di religioni

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rec.humor:
Can someone send me some shit? I lost mine.
Me too! I want shit too!
alt.flame:
Emacs is such shit! I save .00001% keystrokes with vi!
UNIX:
Bowel fault. Shit dumped.
VAX/VMS:
No Privilege for attempted shit.
DOS:
It's shit, but it's compatible.
Windows:
The same shit as DOS, only GUIer.
X/Motif:
That's another client's shit.
PDP-11:
It used to be good shit...
Cray:
If this code weren't such a piece of shit, they wouldn't need a
supercomputer...
Macintosh:
('nuff said)
Pascal:
Hey! That shit's the wrong type!
C:
It's shit, but it's efficient.
C++:
It's shit that's in a class by itself.
Assembler:
0x000000: 53 68 69 74 20 48 61 70 70 65 6E 73 21
Ada:
It's a package of shit, and it's private shit.
Lisp:
(defun Does_Shit_Happen(exp)(cond(t t)))
Fortran:
It's shit, but I don't know any better.
Cobol:
IT-IS-DEFINITELY-OLD-SHIT, BUT-IT'S-JOB-SECURITY.
BASIC:
It's shit.
SHIT HAPPENS
in various professions
Mathematician:
Shit happening is just a special case...
Statistician:
There is an 83.7% chance that shit will happen. Maybe.
Physicist (Theoretical):
Shit should happen.
Physicist (Experimental):
To within experimental error, shit did happen.
Engineer:
I hope this shit holds together.
Chemist:
I hope this shit doesn't blow up.
Gee, what'll happen if I mix this and ... SHIT!!!!
Damn, this shit smells...
Biologist:
Is this shit alive?
Botanist:
What this daisy needs is some fresh shit.
Economist:
I hope no one figures out that I don't really understand this shit.
Bureaucrat:
I'm sorry, but we can't make this shit happen until you fill out form
XJ-314159 to make an appointment with our Assistant Sub-Deputy Manager to
obtain form ZN-271828...
CEO:
(1980's) I've got all the shit I want.
(1990's) Oh, SHIT!
Lawyer:
For a sufficient fee, I can get you out of any shit.
Doctor:
Take two shits and call me in the morning.
Yes, it's definitely a case of shit happening. $90, please...
Acupuncturist:
Hold still or it will hurt like shit.
Let all that shit go.
This will really get the energy shit moving.
Surgeon:
Shit, where's this organ supposed to go?
Psychologist:
Shit is in your mind.
Everything that happens is shit; some of it is just repressing its
subconscious shittiness.
Programmer:
It's shit, but at least it compiles.
Social Scientist:
Let's pretend that shit doesn't happen...
Historian:
The same shit happens again and again.
Politician:
It's shit, but it'll get me elected.
If you elect me, shit will never again happen.
Shit happening is bad for the economy.
My Fellow Americans, all I stand for is shit.
Waitress:
You want fries with that shit?
Teacher:
Repeat after me: one shit + one shit =
Professor:
Let's see how crazy they'll be neck-deep in my shit.
Hey! I've got tenure! I don't give a shit about students.
Dean:
Let's see how much shit the faculty'll take.
Accountant:
Why doesn't this shit add up?
Linguist:
What I'm doing is a bunch of feces tauri. (For non-Latin-speakers: feces
tauri = bullshit)
Quality Control Inspector:
This shit ain't good enough.
Marketing:
This shit could sell, if only it came in different colors.
IRS Auditor:
I'll make 'em squirm for putting this shit on their tax forms.
Farmer:
I get subsidies for my shit.
Union leader:
Give us more shit or we'll strike.
Mafia boss:
Rub the little shits out.
I'll make him a shit he can't refuse.
New York City Cab Driver:
Oops, looks like I hit that shit...
Mechanic:
Shit ... this will cost a lot, mister.
Chef:
It needs some more of this green shit.
Musician:
This shit is out of tune.
Artist:
If Jesse Helms likes it, it is shit.
Shit, I wish I'd thought of that.
Anything you can buy for $2.99 isn't art, it's shit.
Poet:
My childhood was shit -- let me share.
Ode to a Grecian Shit.
My love is like a red, red shit.
... and miles to go before I shit, and miles to go before I shit...
Developer:
Shit happens on a daily basis, that's why we have maintenance programmers.
SHIT HAPPENS
to major corporations
NASA:
For a mere couple of billion dollars, we can make your shit disappear into
space.
IBM:
Big Blue Shit.
Motorola:
Our shit is Six Sigma.
Apple:
We don't want this shit unless it makes a profit.
That shit looks and feels like our shit!
Microsoft:
NO! That shit looks and feels like our shit!
Intel:
Shit inside.
McDonald's:
You want fries with your McShit?
Taco Bell:
Shit, shit supreme!
GM/Saturn:
If it needs to be recalled, it's probably our shit.
Ford:
Our shit is Job One.
Have you had a shit lately?
BMW:
The ultimate shitting machine
Chevy:
The shitbeat of America
VW:
Fahrvershitten.
Toyota:
I love when you shit on me. (See also Masochism)
Volvo:
Our shit is boxy but it's good.
Sony:
Everyone wants our shit.
Coca-Cola:
It's the Real Shit.
Pepsi:
The shit of a new generation.
Wal-Mart:
We sell our shit for less, always.
-- 
Stefano
aka Senbee Norimaki
ICQ#: 4243376 (Teto)
Blog: 
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mail: 
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UVF: The War Of The Worlds (7,25); Lost in Translation (8,25);
Black Sun - Tha Nanking Massacre (6);  Survive Style 5+ (7,5);
Into the mirror (6); JSA (6,5); Born To Fight (N.C.)

 If shit happens, take a hostage.
bellissima questa
-- 
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