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Titolo: retro Monty Python  a Castelfranco V.to : incontro con Fran cesco Alò (4 marzo)

Altro appuntamento con la retrospettiva sui Monty Python al circolo
Buenaventura con l'incontro con Francesco Alò, critico
cinematografico, autore di una biografia sul sestetto inglese.
(venerdì 4/03, ore 21.30); info: 
www.buenaventura.it
Francesco Alò (Roma, 1974) ha diretto dal 2000 al 2002 la sezione
cinema del portale Caltanet (
www.caltanet.it
). Collabora in qualità di
critico e giornalista cinematografico per il quotidiano "Il
Messaggero", il periodico mensile "RollingStone", Radio 24, Rai Sat
Cinema e la trasmissione di Rai Uno "Unomattina". "Monty Python: la
storia, gli spettacoli, i film" (Lindau, Torino, 2004) è il suo
primo libro.

:-)
Every sperm is sacred  (Michael Palin + Terry Jones)
from  Monty Python's"Meaning Of Life"
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Sing: Dad
There are Jews in the world,
There are Buddhists,
There are Hindus and Mormons and then,
There are those that follow Mohammed,
But I've never been one of them . . . .
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics,
Is they'll take you as soon as you're warm . . . .
You don't have to be a six-footer,
You don't have to have a great brain,
You don't have to have any clothes on -
You're a Catholic the moment Dad came . . . .
Because . . .
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Children
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Child (solo)
Let the heathen spill theirs,
On the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for,
Each sperm that can't be found.
Children
Every sperm is wanted,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighbourhood.
Mum (solo)
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
Men Neighbours (peering out of toilets)
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
Women Neighbours (on wall)
If a sperm is wasted,
Children
God gets quite irate.
Priest (in church)
Every sperm is sacred,
Bride and Groom
Every sperm is good,
Nannies
Every sperm is needed,
Cardinals (in prams)
In your neighbourhood!
Children
Every sperm is useful,
Every sperm is fine,
Funeral Cortège
God needs everybody's,
First Mourner
Mine!
Lady Mourner
And mine!
Corpse
And mine!
Nun (solo)
Though the Pagan spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill and plain,
Various artefacts in a Roman Catholic Souvenir Shop
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
Everybody
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighbourhood.
Even more than everybody, including two fire-eaters, a juggler, a clown at a
piano and a stilt-walker riding a bicycle
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
:-)
-- 
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Andrea Mazzoleni AKA Noquarter
email: 
noqu...@despammed.com
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www.no4er.it
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-God is everywhere
-We haven't been everywhere to prove he's not there
-Therefore, God exists.

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Certo che ce la facciamo e ce la mangiamo... ;)
Speriamo bene, visto il (mal)tempo!
M.