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Titolo: clerks 2 la vendetta

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movies/08/30/clerks.sequel.ap/index.html
aspetto con ansia
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http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movies/08/30/clerks.sequel.ap/index.html
..mah..,

aspetto con ansia
Sembra interessante.
Spero non ti sia perso il fumetto: è decisamente più esilarante del
film.
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yours is the face that I see. 
I don't have to "watch you", Miss Frost. 
I can smell you."

 aspetto con ansia
Ihihihihihi
"Bla bla, questa è l'ultima volta che vedrete Jay e Silent Bob sul 
grande schermo, bla bla..."
Poi tira fuori Jersey Girl, nessuno se lo fila ed ecco il seguito di 
Clerks... :)
Speriamo non tiri fuori un clone di Mallrats... :P
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Fra

 Speriamo non tiri fuori un clone di Mallrats... :P
Quando ho visto che Jersey girl era in produzione avevo appena pubblicato un
articolo dove incensavo Kevin Smith proprio per la ricorrenza dei due
personaggi-feticcio. Rosicai come un disgraziato. Spero che Jersey Girl sia
un bel film, ma sono sempre contento di leggere che Jay & Bob torneranno tra
noi, già mi mancavano... E anche un "clone" di Mallrats mi andrebbe
benissimo, guarda, persino un clone di Chasing Amy!
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FLU!
H   C
R   M
"Is your will about to quake and melt?
  Let me help!"
Bad Brains
 "La tua ambizione della strada/
e' fottere qualcosa che appartiene a me/
come a Miuccia ..Prada!!"
(Dalla tua ambizione della strada........killa kalief)
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Sackville-Baggins

 benissimo, guarda, persino un clone di Chasing Amy!
Chasing Amy č il mio preferito e da quel poco che ho letto Jersey Girl 
dovrebbe essere piů simile ad esso che alla saga demenziale di J&SB. 
Mallrats č un po' un pasticcio... da fan di K.S. di certo non mi 
rifiuterei di guardarne un clone ma sinceramente, dato che non mi costa 
nulla, spero in qualcosa di meglio... :)
Di Jersey Girl spero di riuscire a scaricare il dvd, prima o poi... Non 
lo compro, per adesso, perchč quel disgraziato č capace di tirar fuori 
una S.E. a doppio disco piena di roba (son rimasto fregato con Dogma ed 
ho dovuto prenderne due edizioni)...
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Fra

Speriamo non tiri fuori un clone di Mallrats... :P
discorso di presentazione dei dvd Clerks X e Jarsey girl:
per la traduzione meglio orgnizzarsi.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am from New Jersey and I am a gay American.
Something in the water back home. I'm happy to be here tonight
representing Miramax films... while it still exists. And I'm sorry
that I didn't bring any solid gold dancers with me to intro me. That
was hot. 
But basically, all ostentatiousness aside, we're putting out a couple
of DVDs. One that you saw which is the Clerks tenth anniversary DVD,
the other is The Jersey Girl DVD - hoping to make our money back....on
both. Keep hope alive for just a little bit longer. I'm kind of a big
whore for this market, I never really have movies that gross more than
thirty million bucks and my movies kind come and go in the field of
very few people. Essentially I'm nothing more than a glorified
straight to video film maker, who just gets a little bit of theatrical
window. That kind of ranks me right up there with - well, Shannon
Tweed to some degree. 
So we worked really hard on the tenth anniversary one. We didn't work
very hard on Jersey Girl. Maybe that's part of the problem. On the
tenth anniversary DVD we really put our hearts and soul into it. We
had the idea when we were working on Jay and Silent Bob - we were
going to release it and call it the 'ninth anniversary edition', we
figured that was just too fucking precious. I fucking showed up
tonight and there are fucking Jay and Silent Bob dancers upstairs,
then I realized what precious was. We hung in there and waited another
year and did the tenth anniversary, we really put everything we had
into it. For those people out there who are just like, "so what, are
we going to have the twelfth year edition, won't he let this Clerks
shit die?' .... NO. 
This will probably be the last edition until they come out with the
new technology that will beam us directly into your home. For like
seventy five bucks you get me and Mewes sitting there going 'Snootch
to the nootch'. And you'll probably could do that with Ben Affleck
too, the star of Jersey Girl, if shit doesn't turn around soon. 
What can I say about Jersey Girl? It's a movie that I was very very
fond of until it underperformed, and now I hate it. Sweet little
movie, never got a chance because we had a really big albatross
hanging around our neck in the form of, I'll say it.. George Carlin...
It wasn't him. It is a movie that got checked on two fronts, I'd love
to push all the credit off onto the Bennifer shit, but it really
wasn't just them. I read the reviews and a lot of people were like
'this dude has no business making this fucking picture, it's got too
much heart and class.' Ok, alright, duly noted. So this next thing I'm
going to do is put out this home video we made of Jason Mewes fucking
his ex-girlfriend. I'd love to see what BV Home Video puts together
for that presentation. 
So, please go out there and write about it. I've been whoring this
thing on our website for the last year or two years, I don't there's
much more ink to be had for our thing. But, if you feel the need, go
out there and say shit about it, because I would love to move a few
more. Clerks is one the only Miramax movies that I've been involved
in, one of my only movies that is actually in profit, so I see back
end on that. Jersey Girl, I don't think I'll ever see back end on
that. It's actually going to take a little while for it to get back
into profit, but frankly I doubt if our company (Miramax) will exist
in another year. Clerks I am in profit on. So basically when we came
up with the idea to put out the tenth anniversary, it wasn't because
we were like feeling sentimental, and because the movie has survived
for ten years, and still works and still plays, I was like 'we'll make
more fucking money, let's put it out on three discs, charge even
more.' Maybe I can finally retire from this fucking dog and pony show.
So help me move a few more units. I don't want to keep you guys any
longer than you have to be here, because I know you've got food and
drink and booze and I'd like to fucking go home now. Thanks for coming
out, go pimp my shit please.
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 per la traduzione meglio orgnizzarsi.
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Un modo come tanti per cercare di vendere il proprio prodotto: dire che 
fa schifo o che č inutile per incuriosire la gente facendole pensare "ma 
cosa ci sarą mai che non va? vediamo..."
:)
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Fra