Newsgroup: italia.napoli.discussioni
Titolo: Can anyone check this american english slang text?

This is a translation from neapolitan language (Naples, Italy) to
american english.
Can anyone check it? Thanks in advance.
MOBSTER 1
LET'S GO AND HAVE A COKE STRIP AT 167 DEVELOPMENT COUNCIL BLOCKS.
THIS EVENING WE GOTTA DO A PIECE [OF WORK] BEHIND THE YELLOW SAIL
TOWER BLOCK.
I'M GONNA TAKE MY PIECE TUCKED IN MY WAISTBELT.
THERE WE GO FOR SOME FUN WITH A NICE STICK-UP AT CENTRAL POSTOFFICES .
LET'S RAID AND KNEECAP A COUPLE OF FAGGOTS AT BRIN STREET!
WE ARE THE SYSTEM'S WALYOES.
THIS MORNING WE'RE GONNA DO A MUGGING ON BUS ROUTE R2.
AFTER SHOOTIN' UP YOUR FIX , DO NOT DUMP THE SPIKE WE'LL BE USIN' IT
FOR A SNATCH.
THAT JAPON JERK HAS GOT THE WATCH I NEEDED, JUST KEEP A LOOKOUT FOR
ME.
THOSE FUCKIN' COPS JUST DON'T WANT TO LET UP.
WE CLEANED UP BULGARI'S BOUTIQUE WITH A BREAK-IN.
WE BAMBOOZLE AMERICAN CHUMPS BY THE THREE CARDS RESHUFFLE TRICK.
MY BEST BUDDY IS MY 9 BY 21.
IF YOU AIN'T A SCUZZY RAT BEHIND MY SHOOTER, JUST SHUT YOUR GOB UP.
IF YOU COP AN ATTITUDE ANY LONGER I'M GONNA SHOOT YOUR GOB UP.
WHOEVER RATS ON US , MUST NOT HANG ABOUT THIS STREET.
WE'RE GONNA CLEAN UP UPMARKET POSILLIPO FLATS.
I'M GONNA BRING OVER MY NOSE AND YOU BRING YOUR NOSE CANDY.
BITCH 1 ------------------------------------
I FOUND OUT VINCENZO SCOGNAMIGLIO IS A FAGGOT.
I JUST WENT AS FAR AS PRIMARY SCHOOL.
I ONLY HELP MY MUM OUT IN EVERYDAY HOUSEHOLD.
I AM A BITCH FROM PISS-HOLE SLUMS ON HILLTOP PALLONETTO BLOCKS IN
ANCIENT SAINT LUCY DISTRICT.
IF YOU WANNA DATE ME, YOU GOTTA ASK MY FATHER FOR PERMISSION,
SCREWBALL JANUARIUS.
I GIVE MY CUNT AWAY ONLY TO BLOKES PLAYING FOR HIGH STAKES.
I GIVE IT AWAY TO YOU ONLY IF YOU ARE BERY MUCH INTO THE 'SYSTEM'.
I'VE GOT MY HUSBAND LOCKED UP IN POGGIOREALE AND A BROOD OF TEN BRATS
TO PROVIDE FOR.
HERE THEY SHOT DOWN MY FATHER , BACK THAT ALLEY THEY DID IN MY
BROTHER.
I AM PREGNANT , YOU COPS CANNOT HANDCUFF ME NOW.
I AM FROM THE SPANISH QUARTERS AND ALL MY BROTHERS LIVE OFF THE
'SYSTEM'.
THIS EVENING WE'RE GONNA HAVE A LOVELY SAUSAGE BARBECUE ON BURNT UP
HEAPS OF TRASH.
NOW THAT YOU GOT ME BLOODY KNOCKED UP , YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU LET
YOURSELF IN FOR.
NOW JUST WORK IT OUT ON HOW YOU'D BEST FANCY TO DO YOUR SOMERSAULTS TO
SORT THE THING OUT.
YOU'VE GOTTA HAVE IT OUT WITH MY FATHER , HE'S VERY MUCH INTO
CONTINI'S GANG BY THE RAILWAY STATION.
I HIT THE BLOODY COP WITH A RUBBISH BAG FROM MY FOURTH FLOOR BALCONY.
I'VE GOT A JAILED HUSBAND, A SLAUGHTERED BROTHER, AN UNEMPLOYED FATHER
AND A STRUNG OUT SON .
IT CAN'T COME OUT WORSE THAN PITCH-BLACK MIDNIGHT ! WALYO WALYO
WALYO!!!
YOU CAN'T GUESS AT WHO I BELONG TO.
I LISTEN ALL THE TIME TO CIRO RICCI'S , TOMMY RICCIO'S AND FRANCO
RICCIARDI'S SMASH HITS.
TITINA TOLD ME THEY CUT JANUARIUS' DICK OFF!
I DO HATE THE SECESSIONISTS , I ONLY HANG AROUND WITH DI LAURO'S GANG
MOBSTERS.
I HAVE JUST SQUATTED IN A TRAIANO QUARTER BASEMENT.
WHOEVER FUCKIN' MINDS THEIR OWN BUSINESSES, THEY LIVE TO BE A HUNDRED!
MOBSTER 2
THIS EVENING I 'VE GOT A CRAVING FOR KNOCKIN' SOMEONE'S BLOCK OFF -
WE'RE ALL BLASTED ON KOBRET.
I FANCY YOUR MOBILE PHONE MAN - YOU GOTTA GIVE IT TO ME AS A GIFT.
I HAVE RIGHT OF WAY AS I HAVE GOT MY GUN IN THE DASHBOARD.
BITCH 2
IF YOU WANT ME TO GIVE AWAY MY PUSSY TO YOU THIS EVENING, YOU GOTTA
MARRY ME, WE MUST DELIVER TEN BRATTY CHILDREN AND YOU GOTTA PROVIDE
FOR ME AS LONG AS I BREATHE.
WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING I SHOUT MYSELF HOARSE GIGI D'ALESSIO'S
EARLY STYLE SMASH HITS.
I JUST DO NOT HANG AROUND WITH FORCELLA'S GANGSTERS, I FANCY
POSILLIPO'S JUMPED-UP DANDY LOUSES.

 Can anyone check it?
-- 
Franke: EFL teacher & medical editor
Native speaker of American English; posting from Taiwan.
"It has come to my attention that my opinions are not universally 
shared." Scott Adams.

 POSILLIPO'S JUMPED-UP DANDY LOUSES.
This usage of "fancy" is very common in British English, but is fairly 
uncommon in present-day American English (although the other day I noted 
its use in a TV commercial in what was an entirely AmE context).  Various 
translations are possible. 
-- 
Salvatore Volatile

 Can anyone check it? Thanks in advance.
After reading it, I decided I don't want to visit Napoli after all.
-- 
Peter Moylan                             
http://www.pmoylan.org
For an e-mail address, see my web page.


Gigi d'Alessio?
Seriously?
-- 
John Dean
Oxford 

 
And I assumed that "neapolitan language" would come in three colours.
-- 
Rob Bannister

Walyoe stop shouting, please?
Mike M

And I assumed that "neapolitan language" would come in three colours.
Cool, man!
-- 
Peter Duncanson, UK
(in alt.usage.english)

>And I assumed that "neapolitan language" would come in three colours.
Sti strunz pareno e frat ro cazz.
Uno gli dà importanza interpellandoli nella loro lingua del cazzo e
quelli si atteggiano facendo 'o iolo ncopp a munnezza...
Uè, Robert, here are three cards, choose the queen, come on!
-- 
http://sfaccimma-della-gente.blogspot.com/
http://napolimerda.blogspot.com/
http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=rhn8qumrzV8

 Uè, Robert, here are three cards, choose the queen, come on!
Interesting blog, that Napoli Merda.  After a little while, you start
to get the impression you can understand what it's saying.  The old
guy to the right of the super model in the first picture is a cardinal
in mufti, right?  You can tell by the body language.