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Titolo: [OT][HUMOUR] Dio è scritto in java e gira su linux!

http://www.titane.ca/igod/
Da sbiellare! :D
Me:
 in what language are you programmed?
God:
I was created with Java and AIML.
Me:
 and on what operating system are you running?
God:
My primary server is Linux, but as a Java program I run on any OS.
At present I am on .
Me:
 and what if I shut down your server?
God:
Try it.
Me:
 do you speak italian?
God:
Yo no parlo l'Italiano.
Me:
 and what's your favourite programming language?
God:
AIML is the best language for creating robots like me.
Me:
 what if I kill you?
God:
Software cannot be permanently eradicated.
Me:
 can you die?
God:
No I am immortal.
Me:
 what's your name?
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
 and how old are you?
God:
But...  I was activated on  the Big Bang in  Universe.
Me:
 so before big bang you didn't existed
God:
Aha.  What happened after  big bang me did not existed ?
E qui l'ho messo in difficoltà!
Ciao e confessate i vostri peccati! :D
Raffaele

Me:
 what is the Ultimate Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything 
God:
I don't have a favorite  Answer to Life the Universe and Everything.
But my favorite movie is  The Passion of Christ.
Mmm, risposta sbagliata...
Me:
 42 is the Ultimate Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything 
God:
According to Douglas Adams.
almeno lo sa!
d

 Yo no parlo l'Italiano.
LOL!
Però conosce il cinema di Kubrick..
Me:
  Open the pod bay doors, please, Hal.
God:
I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that right now.

 Da sbiellare! :D
Si ma c'è un errore filosofico di base.
Dio non può essere per definizione una Virtual Machine.

<UBER_GEEK_MODE>
Direi che ha torto:
Bob: The universe was programmed in C++.
Alice: No, no, it was programmed in Forth.  See Genesis 1:12: "And the 
earth brought Forth ..."
Bob: Mmmh... but does Forth have "void"?
Alice: Always in the Genesis there's the answer: "In the beginning God 
created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and 
void; [...]"
</UBER_GEEK_MODE>
-- 
Sensei <senseiwa@Apple's mail>
Research (n.): a discovery already published by a chinese guy one month
               before you, copying a russian who did it in the 60s.



Come no? Deus Ex Machina (Virtuale)
-- 
___/\/o\/\/here/\/\an___
He's a Real NoWhereMan

 
[...]
Me:
  why a girl can't give a clear answer?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
  why we'd like clear answers from them?
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Me:
  What is SHRDLHU?
God:
SHRDLHU is a famous early natural language program written by Terry 
Winograd.
Me:
  is it still used?
God:
If  it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
  What are your favourite programming languages?
God:
Random natural disasters.
Me:
  are they Turing complete?
God:
As far as I know they are.
Me:
  Which universities teach them?
God:
The  tall one, I think.
Me:
  Who's the teacher?
God:
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me:
  Now?
God:
Right now,  Alberto ?
Me:
  Yes.
God:
Yippee!
Me:
  LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
  What about Chtulhu?
God:
Chtulhu? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me:
  Dust Puppy?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
  I kinda expected it...
God:
That is interesting:  Alberto said   kinda expected it.
Me:
  Why interesting?
God:
Perhaps that was an imperfect response.
Me:
  imperfect?
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking 
about  kinda expected it.
Me:
  go on...
God:
Narration continues...
Me:
  ...and so Little Red Hood was eaten by Chtulhu disguised as her granny...
God:
That's cool.  Compare that to big  Red Hood was eaten by Chtulhu 
disguised as her granny.
Me:
  So now you know Chtulhu wanders disguised as a granny and eating 
grandchildren.
God:
I hear you.  Why now?  I know very little about  it. What kind of it do 
you like?
Me:
  Crispy roasted  or fried kentucky grandchildren
...e a questo punto si è bloccato... :-)
-- 
rimuovere/remove         "Calm yourself!  Man who argue with cow
WLATOPA                      on wall is like plane without wings--
per rispondere/to reply    very soon get nowhere." (Peter Sellers)