Newsgroup: it.fan.musica.elio
Titolo: [OT][Humour] Meglio le donne o le chitarre???

Leggendo sta roba io stavo morendo dal ridere.
La lascio in inglese perchè traducendola si perderebbero molti doppi sensi.
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Why Guitars are better than women:
A guitar has a volume knob.
If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs 80p for a new one.
(Il G-string in inglese è il tanga, NdZ)
You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to.
You can unplug a guitar.
Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset.
You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested.
You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg.
If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can retune it.
You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar.
If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set.
You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to your liking.
If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required.
You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free.
It's good to have a guitar that's stretched out.
You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.
You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.
You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.
A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.
A guitar doesn't care how many guitars you own.
Why women are better than guitars...
Women are more fun when the power goes out.
You can't get your guitar wet.
The input to a guitar is only 1/4" (ouch!)
A guitar won't beg to be played.
It's no fun to tie your guitar to a bed and spray whipped cream on it.
When playing a guitar, you can use your teeth, but not your tongue.
A guitar won't play you back.
You need two hands to make a guitar scream.
A guitar won't scratch your back.
A guitar won't drive you home if you're too drunk.
A guitar doesn't care who plays it.
You can't play two guitars at once.
Guitar lessons aren't free and aren't as much fun.
You can't marry a rich guitar.
Even a good guitar won't usually last a whole lifetime.
Guitars don't taste very good
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La lascio in inglese perchè traducendola si perderebbero molti doppi sensi.
a me ha messo una tristezza addosso che manco ai tempi di College.
adesso scusate, ma vado a morire sulla scogliera come i lemmings.
saluti, Mauoshi

 saluti, Mauoshi
Uhm, sei in fase negative??? Dai, ti mando l'emmepitre di Asereje Bidubadopapo
(equalizzato e col wah wah eh) e tutto passerà :o)
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 (equalizzato e col wah wah eh) e tutto passerą :o)
Ehi anche a me Zio! :-D
Se vuoi ti passo Whatever, Whenever di Shakira e Whitout Me di Eminem
rifatti in chiave "Appesantita"
:-D
ciao
Matteo

 Ehi anche a me Zio! :-D
http://www.bastardidentro.com/Asereje.zip
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