Newsgroup: it.comp.hardware.video-3d
Titolo: STRAROTFL !!

Uno delle migliori composizioni sul FlowFX:
(da a.c.p.videocards.nvidia, autore Alex Delarge)
 >>Hello,
 >>
 >>   I have a question for all you people out there that own the Nvidia
 >> FX card. Is it really as loud as must of the reviews say? Is it really
 >> bother some?
Yes!!!! Be warned about this card, it is nothing but bad luck. After
installing one of these cards I discovered that the noise the fan made
would cause my bulldog Larry to go berzerk, running around the house
and barking. He'd start barking and running around like he was being
chased by a swarm of insects or something. I had to start locking him
in the other room any time I used the computer, but he could still
hear it through the wall anyway. I came home one day after leaving the
computer on to download some big files only to find that I mistakenly
left the door open to the other room and Larry had attacked the
computer and had urinated on it. My computer was toast, and I was
lucky that at least there wasn't a fire. This fucking card cost me an
entire computer system and has caused psychological damage to my dog,
and as a matter of fact I'm considering suing Nvidia over this because
the card is harmful to animals! I strongly advise that you do not
purchase an FX card until they come out with a quieter cooling system
or a completely new model if you have animals in your house or don't
like noise levels equivalent to a vacuum cleaner. It's really not
worth the hassle.

 ha scritto nel messaggio
non male...
Niente male anche quest'altra, che avevo trovato nel forum di Tom's:
This was a very interesting quote from an interview with Nvidia about the
Geforce FX
Q:TT - The cooling devices we've seen on GeForce FX cards are quite big and
complex, why? Are you experiencing heat problems produced by the 0.13 micron
process based NV30 core and / or DDR-2 memory - if so, can these be
attributed to production delays?
A:nV - Enthusiasts are accustomed to elaborate cooling systems, and view it
as a badge of honor. Our !"SILENT"! running feature built-in to the GeForce
FX is truly innovative. GeForce FX senses the activity in the 3D pipeline
and adjusts the cooling system accordingly.
Yes folks, you heard it from Nvidia, the Geforce FX is SILENT!
Re: Interview with Nvidia on Geforce Fx  [re: fullofquestions]
I bet they thought it was silent only because they've spent months
behind it and then one day *puff* somehow out of nowhere it is silent...
very silent.. and then they wonder why they cant hear each other.

 Mentre correvo per i corridoi di Citadel Station,
 inciampai in un log di Jena [ 
genn...@libero.it
 ]
 che conteneva:
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|| Yes!!!! Be warned about this card, it is nothing but bad luck. After
|| installing one of these cards I discovered that the noise the fan
|| made would cause my bulldog Larry to go *berzerk*, running around the
|| house
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Ma lol
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|| mistakenly left the door open to the other room and Larry had
|| attacked the  computer and had *urinated* on it. My computer was toast,
and I was
|| lucky that at least there wasn't a fire. This fucking card cost me an
|| entire computer system and has caused psychological damage to my dog,
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ma rotfl
Per i non anglofili nell'articolo il cane del malcapitato ha sbarellato non
appena ha sentito il rumore prodotto dall'fx flow, ed alla prima occasione
ha attaccato il pc e gli ha urinato sopra friggendolo........
.....Alcuni fieri sostenitori di tale card dovrebbero prendere in
considerazione di tagliandarsi con l'antirabica prima di BARATTare l'nv35
con la loro attuale scheda...... O al MASSIMO trasferire il loro amici a
quattro zampe da parenti...... :-D
--
Salutations,
Xerses\Dondini.
Our system has been shocked!!
But rememeber to Salt The Fries.
Error code 3007
Memory error

 quattro zampe da parenti...... :-D
MEMEMEMEGA LOL!!!