Newsgroup: it.cultura.religioni
Titolo: wondering

Hi all
this is a crosspost from an italian newsgroup about religion
we'd like to receive infos about Kibo and his wisdom.
peace and love

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Somewhere a vast legion of cryptanalysts is going over this offering,
skritching their heads.
Can anyone say, ``follow the gourd"?
G Bruno

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[a request].
From: 
b...@gandalf.rutgers.edu
 (Doctorb Science)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Kibology is . . .
Date: 6 Jul 1995 18:27:32 -0400
Keywords: Ian York is an oncological gorilla
. . . a Mentos commercial in Esperanto.
. . . a giant "H" made out of virtual particles.
. . . the "F3" key on a dvorak keyboard.
. . . an infinite stack of Ritz crackers.
. . . militant Buddhism.
. . . the new, Earth-like orbit of Venus.
. . . a roomfull of computer-using monkeys piped through a B1FF filter.
. . . the horrible truth behind Vienna Fingers.
. . . a statue of a gargoyle.
. . . a Care Bear with a machete.
. . . guerilla oncologists.
. . . the cover of that Cannibal Corpse album.
. . . a horde of nuns sweeping with fierce majesty across the steppes
of Central Asia.
. . . the reason those little bags of silica gel say "do not eat".
. . . how they find out the burn time of a building without burning it.
. . . the Ancient Illuminated Seers of Schenechtady.
. . . Philip K. Dick NOT on acid.
. . . the delicious European hazelnut spread.
. . . crystal SPAM.
. . . the inherent contradiction in the term "elipsis point".
. . . an SVGA monitor lizard.
. . . the Complete Idiot's Guide to MENSA.
. . . imported from Hormel, Chile.
. . . what you use to dilute water.
. . . a mortal paper cut.
. . . like playing monopoly with Trotsky.
. . . a childrens' story by Nietzsche.
. . . the alleged joke which Matt McIrvin fails to explain.
. . . what "original" flavor used to taste like.
. . . caffeine-free Jolt.
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we'd like to receive infos about Kibo and his wisdom.
"What is Kibo?" by Michael "krill-man" Lee
   Kibo is evaporated herbal tea without the herbs.
   Kibo is that funny feeling you get when you reach for the
     Snickers bar and come back holding a slurpee.
   Kibo is 43 1/3 state, next to Wyoming.
   Kibo is this really, really tall mountain.
   Kibo is the reason boxes of condoms carry twelve instead of ten.
       Kibo is the blue stripes in the road that never get painted.
       Kibo is place where those socks vanish off to in the laundry.
       Kibo is an arcade game like Pacman without the little dots.
       Kibo is a little pufflike cloud you see at 5pm.
              Kibo is the tool the dentist uses on unruly patients.
       Kibo is the blank paper that cassette labels are printed on.
                             Kibo is where the buses hide at night.
                    Kibo is the empty pages at the end of the book.
       Kibo is the screw that falls from the car for no reason.
         Kibo is why Burger King uses paper instead of foam.
           Kibo is the little green pebble in your shoe.
             Kibo is the orange print in the yellow pages.
   Kibo is a pickle without the bumps. Kibo is why ducks eat trees.
   Kibo is toast without bread. Kibo is a venetian blind without the slats.
   Kibo is the lint in the navel of the mites that eat
           the lint in the navel of the mites that eat
           the lint in Kibo's navel.
   Kibo is an apostrophe on drugs.
   Kibo is the bucket where they keep the unused serifs for H*lvetica.
   Kibo is the gunk that sticks to the inside of your car's fenders.
   Kibo is the source of all the zero bits in your computer.
                         Kibo is the echo of silence.
                       Kibo is the parsley on the plate of life.
                     Kibo is the sales tax on happiness.
                   Kibo is the preposition at the end of sixpence.
   Kibo is the feeling in your brain when you hold your breath too long.
   Kibo is the reason latent homosexuals stay latent.
                   Kibo is the donut hole.
                     Kibo is the whole donut.
     Kibo is an annoying series of email messages.
     Kibo is the color only blind people can see.
   Kibo is the serial number on a box of cereal.
                              Kibo is the Universe with decreasing entropy.
                             Kibo is a naked woman with herpes simplex 428.
                                              Kibo is the yin without yang.
                           Kibo is a pyrotumescent retrograde onyx obelisk.
   Kibo is why lisp has so many parentheses.
   Kibo is the the four-leaf clover with a missing leaf.
                             Kibo is double-jointed and has a cubic spline.
                                                         Kibo never sleeps.
                                         Kibo is the "een" in baleen whale.
   Kibo is neither a particle nor a wave.
                    Kibo is the space in between the pixels on your screen.
     Kibo is the guy that writes the Infiniti ads.
    Kibo is the nut in peanut butter and jelly.
   Kibo is an antebellum flagellum fella.
                   Kibo is a sentient vacuum cleaner.
   Kibo is the smallest number greater than zero.
   Kibo lives in the empty space above a decimal point.
   Kibo is the odd-colored scale on a dragon's back.
   Kibo is the redundant coin slot on arcade games.
   Kibo was last seen in Omaha, Nebraska.
        Kibo is the founding father of the phrase "founding father".
          Kibo is the last bit of sand you can't get out of your shoe.
        Kibo is Jesus's speech advisor.
          Kibo keeps a spare eyebrow in his pocket.
        Kibo invented the green hubcap.
          Kibo is why doctors ask you to cough.
   Kibo is the "ooo" in varooom of race cars.
   Kibo uses two bathtubs at once.
 
 +----------------+
 | I like boobies |
 +----------------+
 
   Kibo is the soundtrack they play in hell.
   Kibo is why venetian blinds have curved slats.
                 Kibo is a green and leafy vegetable.
                 Kibo is a green and leafy table.
   Kibo blenz in with the scenery.
   Kibo plays with toy trains, but they are no ordinary toy trains.
   Kibo drinks a video toaster.
             Kibo eats BIFF for breakfast.
              Kibo always walks sideways.
               Kibo makes love to rugs.
                Kibo rhymes with Kibo.
   Kibo is why Xibo leaves notes in my apartment every time he visits.
   Kibo is a vivid sectionist.
   Kibology is measured in terafarads per picoOhm.
   Kibo is the force which keeps Mickey's ears parallel at all times.
   Kibo is the reason robots have no emotions.
   Kibo cannot be abbreviated although he his The Great Abbreviator.
   Kibo Needs MORE Women.
   Kibo could hold 500 sunflower seeds in his cheeks if he were a chipmunk.
   Kibo could hold the world under his robe if he were a monk.
   Kibo makes your ice cubes Clear.
   Kibo put the asterisks in "M*A*S*H"
   Kibo is the reason why pasta in different shapes gets different names.
   Kibo is why tortilla chips can be round or pointy.
   Kibo can pronounce any letter with an umlaut.
   Kibo believes breakfast is the most unimportant meal of the day.
   When you vote for "none of the above", Kibo wins.
   Kibo glows in the light but not in the dark.
   Kibo eats worms before they eat him.
   Kibo is allowed.
   Kibo put the STUD in STUDY.
   Kibo is the knots that hold your carpet together.
          Kibo is why green kool-aid tastes "green".
                   Kibo is not a pizza topping, except every four years.
                           Kibo is a turtle lying sideways on a freeway.
   Kibo comes free with five gallons of gas.
    Kibo never disclaims the color orange.
     Kibo is the kind of cloud that looks like it's fallen and can't get up.
      Kibo is the presidential candidate of mice everywhere.
     Kibo is a one-size-fits-all product.
    Kibo is better for your carpet than penguins.
   Kibo is the odd plastic things you find in the back of your drawer.
   Kibo is...
     economic systems designer and economy designer.
     hair style designer and beauty designer.
     science fiction designer and fantasy designer.
     house designer and apartment building designer.
     table designer and chair designer.
     washer designer and dryer designer.
     car designer and truck designer.
     street designer and sidewalk designer.
     country music designer and western designer.
     movie designer and screenplay designer.
     computer designer and keyboard designer.
   Kibo is the melting of the cheese.
        Kibo is when you get really excited because you just watched
       some poor schmuck trip over something and fall down and break
      something and bleed, and then you get this weird feeling 'cause
     you did the same thing the week before.
   Where in the world is Carmen San DiKibo?
   Kibo are golden.
   Kibo has no ingredients list.
   Kibo is doing brookside bridgework on his obelisk in the bookmobile
           while his mockingbird is at the breakpoint.
          Kibo smells like a bacon, lettuce and potato sandwich.
                                           Kibo is as kibo does.
                                   Kibo never needs lubrication.
                             Kibo comes in a convenient 12-pack.
                        Kibo doesn't have any spam in his navel.
   Kibo has a brightness control, but no contrast.
   When the tide comes in, Kibo goes out.
   Kibo is one of 7 species of South American insects depending
     on what day of the week it is.
   Kibo is water soluble.
   Kibo has a line in his will specifying what font should be
     used on his tombstone.
   Kibo cannot be used as an adverb.
   Kibo is the middle ring of a three ring binder used by an 11
     year-old schoolgirl in Memphis, Tennessee for her biology
     class, which she failed twice already.
   Kibo is impervious to salt bombs.
                 Kibo is a well-adjusted paragraph.
                       Kibo needs no induction.
                    Absolute Kibo breeds absolutely.
             When Kibo yawns the whole world loses a proton.
   Kibo prevents amebas from undergoing trinary fission.
           Kibo was crucified on a doughnut.
                   Kibo feels the schwa should come after z.
                           Kibo is the reason why Ed McMahon? isn't wacky.
                                   Kibo designed Vicki The Robot's dress.
                                        Kibo can swim through dehydrated eggs
                                             without adding water.
                                                Kibo erases your credit cards
                                                     in his presence.
                                                           Kibo bozes well.
   Kibo is the paint on walls that looks spongy.
    Kibo is never a fish, not even at the supermarket.
     Kibo could bowl, but only if the pins were mailed to him in a basket.
    Kibo is like the insects' sweet song.
   Kibo is the tomato you leave in your Crisper for three months.
           Kibo has five wisdom teeth, and grows an extra one monthly.
           Kibo never dances in the dark.
           Kibo is the rain that comes after it snows.
           Kibo and grass are all that cows really think about.
   You can be Kibo, but Kibo can't be you.
     Governor Clinton has a little Kibo in him, and it says "meep".
       Kibo never shaves his legs.
         The Army doesn't like Kibo, it affects troop morale.
                   Kibo could get married, if pigs could fly, which they can.
                   Kibo never tips the pizza guy more than $20.
                   Kibo is the bits of sausage you find three weeks later.
   Kibo's accountant keeps bad numbers, but only in sevens.
   A pool of Kibo isn't as exciting as a pool of Krill.
   You can make a Kibo out of Lego bricks.
-- 
fB


<SNIPITY DOO DA>
After reading that I have the sudden urge to read Jonathon Livingstone
Seagull, again.  Can somebody please explain this urge?
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