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Titolo: [OT] la vera storia della nutella

Once upon a time, many many  many, ma 'na cifra of many years ago, at
the beginning of the initiation of the  mond, there was the caos. One
day, God (God is the nome d'art of Dio), God, who  was disoccupated, had a
folgorant idea and so created the Nutell.
And God saw  that the Nutell was good, very
good, very very good, good'na cifra. The  mangiation of God was long, he
manged one million of barattols of Nutell  sfrutting the fact that God has
not a Mamm that strills if you sbaf too much  Nutell... And after this
mangiation, God invented the Water Closed Run, the cors  in the cabinet, and
some Nutell's derivates like the red bubbons, the panz, the cellulit and
ceter and ceter. After di which (dopodiche) he invented Adamo ed Eva and all
the Paradise and he diss to Adamo and Eva: "Now you have all the Paradise,
you can do everything, very tutt: you have the permission to eat, to  drink,
to kiss, to scop; nothing lavor, nothing affitt, nothing concors of
impiegats, nothing cod alla post, nothing IRPEF, ILOR. Only very ozius life:
television, telenovels, football, moviols, process of Monday, appell of
Tuesday,  cassazion of Wednsday, and ceter and ceter. You have gratis
restaurants,  cinemas, theaters, all the Paradise is your: air conditioned,
autom  riscaldament, moquette, parquet, tresset, bidet, omelette, eccet
eccet...  There's just one thing, remember, in tutt the Paradise just one
thing absolutely  prohibited. Come, come to me in the giardin, look at this
alber: this is the  Nocciol, the alber of the Nutell. Only this alber of the
Nutell is prohibited,  because I like the Nutell very much, very very much,
much'na cifra and i want  all the Nutell, tutt the Nutell for me." During
the prim temps, Adamo and Eva  were very happy, Adam said: "What a cool!"
('Cool' is not in italian 'freddo',  no, 'What a cool' means 'Che cul') "All
the Paradise is nostr!". And everyday,  ognigiorn, they discovered something
new. A lot of scoperts, many scoperts, many many scoperts, 'na cifra di
scoperts; one day the scopert of the hot water, one day the scopert of the
spaghettis, one day the cigarettes, and ceter and ceter.  But one sad day, a
trist day, very very trist, trist 'na cifra, Adamo and Eva  fecer the
scopert of the first colazion. And after the scopert of the cappucin,  the
scopert of the aranch succ, the scopert of the cornetts, they understood
that something was mancant. "Eva!" said Adam "Don't you think that qualcos
is  mancant here, proprio here, 'ncopp this fett?". "Second me" Eva risposed
"  'ncopp the fett you have to metter burr and marmelade". "No, no Eva, you
know  that the marmelade schif myself, i want 'ncopp this fett something
very  particular, very very particular, particular 'na cifra:... what do you
think  about the Nutell ?". "No, Adam you are scording that the Signor said
that's  vietat!" "Yes, i remember, but only a little assaggiation, don't
succed  nothing!". And Adam sces in the cortil where the alber of the Nutell
was and he  pres a small barattol and spalmed the brown cream on the fett
and assagged the  Nutell. Adam and Eva don't ebber the time to exprimer the
godiment that the  tuons and fulmins apparved in the ciel and one voice
said: "Potevamo stupir you with special effects but I'm God, not fantagod!
Adam, Eva, come here!! I'm very incaz with you, very very incaz, incaz'na
cifra!! How did you permit to tocc the  Nutell? Didn't you remember that it
was prohibited ?""Cazz!"esclamed Adam "it  was prohibited! Oh, sorry, God,
I'm very very sorry, sorry 'na cifra, God, I  really really was completely
scordat..." "Don't do the fint tont, Adam, I'm God,  I can see everything,
very tutt, an I know that you and the woman have  deliberatament assaggiated
the Nutell. So you have a big punhition, a very  castig for your peccat. But
siccom I'm sconfinatly good, you can choose, you  have two scelts: Scelt
number 1: nothing Nutell for ever and ever in the secols  of the secols
amen". "Noo!" Eva was piagnucoling "it's a thing very tragic, very  very
tragic, tragic 'na cifra!" "Aspett!" said God "don't be frettolous,
woman... Scelt number 2: you can take the Nutell, no problem, let's prend,
prend, but for you is the cacciation out of the Paradise, you will soffer,
you  will have to lavorar with the sudor of your front, you will zapp the
terr, you'll have mal of schien and, like this don't bastass, everytime you
will mang Nutell, the malediction of the brufols, of the mal of panch, of
the cacarel will  be cadent on you." "Ale'!" esclaimed Adam "thank you God,
thank you, we don't  interess the cacciation dal Paradise, the important is
to have the Nutell!!  Goodbye! Ciao, ciao!". And so Adam and Eva were
cacciated and this original  peccat and this malediction cadded on lor and
on lor discendents and on the  discendent of the discendent. Infact,
tutt'ogg, you can veder in the pubblicity  all the ragazz that per aver one
fett ofpan and Nutell they scalan the  mountains they stay in a tend al
fredd and al gel and ceter and ceter. But the  final pensier of tutti noi is
"It's meglio faticar and soffrir with the Nutell  piuttost che the Terrestr
Paradise senz the  Nutell.
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 Paradise senz the  Nutell.
Deliri di una mente malata...Ormai cani e porci si prendono la libertà
di scrivere qui. E pensano che mettere [OT] nell'oggetto cambi
qualcosa...

 qualcosa...
CANE e PORCO ci sarai tu...
La MENTE MALATA sara' la tua...
Scrivo su questo ng da piu' di un anno ormai e credo che tutti mi conoscano...
... posto messaggi per chiedere informazioni tecniche e rispondo nel momento in
cui le domande tangono le mie competenze...
... guardati i post precedenti e evita le sparate del caxxo.
[OT] non mi da' certo il diritto di scrivere stronzate.. ma su questo NG, a
differenza di te, ho anche degli "amici" con i quali scherzo in genere nei
post...
... per una volta, preso anche dal clima di ferie natalizie, credo che ognuno
di noi possa permettersi di scherzare.
Saluti e Buon Natale.
Io chiudo qui, tu scrivi quello che ti pare. Addio
mastroWeb
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 mi ricordo che era uno spasso...
Mi e' arrivata stamattina in una email... ho cominciato a ridere come un
demente...
:-)
Mastro
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 Paradise senz the  Nutell.
l'autore č riccardo cassini nel mitico volumetto (quelli di comix a 1000
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 qualcosa...
Complimenti...
E' il clima natalizio che ti fa essere cosi' indulgente e comprensivo?
Claudio

> Mastro
Abbiamo smascherato anche mastro!
Saluti.
Stefano.

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Ehh, caro Mastro ormai lo spirito del Natale è compromesso.
P.s.- Conoscendoti io ho capito lo spirito dell'iniziativa.
Buon Natale.
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